>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>560067601
erg is finished
>>560181619ja, pump da vig.
>>560181694is this the picture that had a bbc edit to it?
>>560182048link it
Lance looks cool. What ash of war should I throw on it?
>>560182138War cry
From now on not gonna ping anything since it upsets you guys so much
>>560182850What?
gg dargon
>>560183019You heard me
>>560183043Gg. Fire + the cooler fire + ghost fire
>>560183126*casts heal*
>>560183362hot
what should I jork it to
>>560183720shifty...
Nightreign has kept me from buying new games for months since I’ve been playing nothing else. It was overpriced, but it ended up saving me more in the long run.
>>560183976Somebody that you love and want to grow old and raise a family with
>>560183976Fap to Recluse's jugs ingame and splooge on the monitor
>>560184314If you do this you have to post it or you will have to suck one cock
>>560184283no person like that exists
thread is getting interesting
WOW FUCK OFF. THIS GAME IS SO RIGGED
>>560184805No...
gg unasumming greg
>>560184487You're wrong and pessimistic
>>560183362Sex with girls that look like this
>>560185032okay fine. I don't know any person that fits those criteria however
>>560184283Okay ill fap to Madison then
I will fap my husband I love him so much
>>560184931Why the fuck was everything targeting me. I couldn't believe it. I checked inventories for any less likelies. But no. All enemies were just super aggro on me for some reason.As I'm exiting the catacomb, that bird man is already flying in the air preparing his attack, before I've crested the stairs.That cleanrot knight fought through multiple staggerings in order to throw her halos at me. Literally, one or both of you are wailing on her, she she turns to me, starts the attack, stagger, starts the attack again, staggers, finally she get the attack off, and hits me.The erdtree avatar was acting CRAZY, did you see it do 180 turns in the middle of its atatcks in order to change targeting. Starting the attack in one direction, and swinging in another. Constantly changing targeting like it was confused. At one point, I hide behind the stairs in order to avoid the beam attack, and of course as soon as I climb up the staircase, it lands an attack on me. Ignoring the other two directly in sight.But the thing that really made me lose my shit, was at the end of the dreglord fight, when I fall. Oh and btw, I fell because a "random" geyser opened up just off screen on my left. so when I sprinted left to get away from the dreglord, the geyser hit me. I've talked about that before. I don't think some of the the geyser are random. I think they input read, predicting where you will go, and erupting in the path of your directional inputs. But I digress: after trish picks me up, the dreglord decides to immediately launch into his super charged scythe attack. I didn't even realize he had charged it. Not that knowing would have made a difference. He acted so fast that there was no way I could have dodged it.Maybe I'm being paranoid, but there were two other times in the fight, where I tried to mark him, and he just happened to swing in an arch to catch me in passing. Same deal with the troll at the start. Swung in an arch to catch me in passing. It's suspicious.
i missed suhur because i forgot to set my alarm fuck my worthless chungus life
too long manain't reading allat
>>560185784Suhur?
we should have shut it down years ago
>>560185883as in tung tung tung tung tung
>>560185958What the hell
>>560185958I remember hearing a song like thisit was tung tung tuuuuuuung, tung tung tung tung tung tung tung... TUUUUUUUUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG!!!
let me format my post to cover as much of the screen as possible
>>560185883>>560185958it's the time we muslims wake up in the early morning to eat before fasting begins again
>>560186023Soul...
>>560185753And to REALLY put on my tinfoil hat, I'm starting to consider the possibility that someone has some kind of targeting hack on. I mean, sometimes enemies do deliberately change targeting to different characters. I've heard that they prioritize people doing the most damage and/or the most recent damage. But there's no way I was doing the most damage. Not unless the mark goes off. I do attack often, since I'm peppering them with arrows, so that could be it. But then there are instances where they ignore my team's attack, and come for me. And enemies absolutely target players that attempt to revive other players. I'm wise to that now. Lag can explain erratic behavior, like sudden turns in the middle of attacks. But as far as I could tell, we had a good connection.So now I'm really considering the idea that a hack exists to change the targeting behavior of enemies.
>>560183126Once again, the fans do it better than the actual devs ever could. This is what we should have gotten.
>>560186105People that get intimidated by a lot of text. I have no sympathy for you.
>>560185784>>560185883>>560185958>>560186081>>560186129Keep the thirdie topics to discord please and thank you
>>560186338please don't be mean to.me
>>560186047>>560186338>>560186129>>560186338>>560186081>>560186338
>>560186259
>>560186105It doesn't even take up that much space. You're either viewing on mobile or you're on some poverty stricken resolution like 768p.
>>560186338even doe discord is for sexting and we already did that
>>560186429>>560185958SEAbvll made this
>>560186487>you're on some poverty stricken resolution like 768pDon't say it like that. Think of what your friend Trish will think.
>>560186554What does that mean
>>5601839762 erg girls sucking on you and presenting their boobies with their tongues out
we're actually sharing a thread with unironic muslims. let that sink in.
>>560183976small futa dom x big sub
>>560187281what if they are ugly
>>560187340Gay
>>560187319no we're not lmao
>>560187281are you one of those erg girls?
>>560187319/erg/ is a beautiful melting pot of different cultures and identities
>>560187352we're all beautiful brahmins here saar
>>560187352They are cute>>560187465Yes….
>>560187675are you the prettiest?
>>560187731I want to be
Good morning, /erg/, except to those two.>>560187675>>560187731
>>560187675Can I see your breasts?
>>560183126"How could you tell I'm trans"
>>560187798good morning and yeah they don't deserve it
ggs casterslop is so fun
>>560185784triple T?
>>560187981gg tralalero tralala
>>560188225 and >>560187675 flashing their boobs with their tongues out.
>>560188709Even tho xhe's built for fulghor
>>560187675proof?
>>560188965We can be built for both erg boys and instant loss to Fulghor
how do I get this
>>560189832let that sink in
still haven't fapped
>>560183720cc...*
>>560183362>>560183691>>560185136creepy...
>>560190403Fap to cc as duchess
>>560190747Don't be weird
>>560143702someone linked me this postyou fuckers are still talking about me? it's been closeish to 2 months since i've even clicked on these threads. last time i played nightreign was jan 22ndand fuck if i know, he just liked the miqqer slop
>>560190747Be weirder
>>560191128more
>>560191128uohhh
>>560190561No need to describe yourself
>>560191128>gets mentioned once in monthswishful thinking on your part, me thinks >>560191335hush pest
>>560191128Sincerely this is my actual aspect
>>560191423you know that made me go ego checkwtf
>>560191128I liked playing with you you were always a good teammate to me
>>560192218You do that every thread thoughbeit
>Find perfect CE level crystalian relics for Duchess>Remember that crystalian builds are deadFuck.
>>560192557but it's still viable?
>>560192557isn't every build viable assuming you're not bad
>>560192664Is it really? I never see anyone use it anymore.
yeah, I'm thinking thoust arenst tarnivernous...
>>560192781Kys zorfat
>>560192664No because of gigakino bosses like Mohg that put you on a timer
>>560193732For mohg you just melee and save your fp for phase 2 when he transforms to nuke him down then
>>560192557>Ping crystal staffs for Duchess>Remember that Duchess don't play crystals anymore.queue please.
I like boobs
Queue with randoms since queue is dead>caster raider>floor master recluseat least it was only horse...
>>560194351why
>>560194494>caster raiderwhy can't I get randoms like that
I like
gg ed hors, i thought you were doing some cheat engine nonsense at first, because you kept self ressing, then the bosses started warping around and kept warping around....Also you two are insane for wanting to fight the invaders by that bear and the moose sniper, just fight at the north tunnel please
>>560192912it's more like caster duchess is still viable, at least i still play it.>>560193732how does mohg put you on a timer? if you have enough dps you burst him down, and if not you just need to destroy 2 pillars that are near each other.he's not the easiest boss and accidents can happen but i don't think you'd lose to him just because the fight dragged on for too long.
>>560194494Reclusoids are well known 3bar floorsluts >>560194351No one asked
>>560195134Mainly because of bloodflame being inconsistent... Also, I've had him rush me when trying take out a 2nd blood trident ans the other 2 were down
>>560195238seems like an accident or two happened there with your teammates anon, and yeah 1v1ing him is never a good time.i find that the only timing where it's kinda safe to start ressing others during his 2nd phase is the part where he jumps up and does a slashing dive attack soon after. dodge into him as he dives into you and you should be able to start ressing while he's facing away from you, preferrably with an ult on standby for when things might get dicey.
Dude the Dung Eater puppet goes hard as fuck. He's practically mimic tear teir. I should only use him sparingly.
I have decided to stop running the balancers relics since they drive me to unacceptable levels of L2 mashing that get me killed way too often
>>560196041In my experience he's better than the mimic tear, he's tough, he inflicts bleed and debuffs whatever he's fighting.
who up chargin they glintpebb
I'm so bored of Nightreign. It's not even fun or hard any more.
>>560196493>Win streak (depths): 8
>>560196540thoust are narily tarnivious....
Died to everything that moved award goes to me.Discouraging run. I'm starting to wonder why I even play this game.
>>560196540You bodied that fraud, well done.
>>560196939Amazing loot luck though. Couldn't have asked for better.
>>560196939creasyjeet...
>>560196939i hate raider roll
>>560196939Creasy is so cute. Why doesn’t she play cute girl characters and try to find an erg boyfriend carry?
>>560197108None of my deaths were a raider roll issue. Just enemies acting peculiar. Though the death against the assassin might have been a roll issue. I thought I dodged away from its grab, the same I've done 100 times before. But I was so locked in, I predicted it was going for a grab a lot sooner than I usually see it coming, and so I dodged a lot sooner than I usually dodge it. And it caught me at the end of my roll.
>>560187981No it's not.
>>560197250THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>560197250>>560197351I'm not joining the discord cabal. And I'm 100% XY chromosome male. No sissy shit either.
>>560197351Kek
>>560197297to each their own
stream?
>>560197516Should I stream my casual Elden Ring playthrough?
I found cannon of haima and shattering crystal in my rando but I can't get into raya lucaria to respec because the key is swapped
>>560197623Wow, I'm also playing through Elden Ring at the moment.
>>560198363Post your build
>>560198545Is there a mod that lets you apply weapon buffs to sombers in ER?It would just be so much better. I can't believe it took them until NR to realize how retarded the old system was
>>560198545I was thinking of doing a DEX/FTH build:Vagabond SL 12558 VIG10 MND25 END20 STR55 DEX9 INT20 FTH7 ARC
I'm going back to playing with randos, you guys are getting increasing bitter about runs and only fixate on the bad things, never any recognizement
>>560199632name? for left list
>>560199632I only recognize ShiftyDuck.
Could NinNin's star be falling? She's normally number 1 by a wide margin. But today, she was 4th for a long time, and only just now made it to 3rd.
>>560200763how long have you been queuing
>>560199632i gg post and compliment people all the time but okay then, you sound pretty bitter yourself desu
>>560199632As long as you don’t start streaming and giving the thread shitter ammunition it’s all cool. Good luck man.
>>560191423Don’t describe yourself
>>560200840Only about 10 minutes before the photo was taken. I left the queue for a while, because I took emotional damage last run, and needed a break. But the addiction tells me to play more, so I'm back in queue.
>>560197250>>560197351He’s a man, for one
>>560201012I really doubt that
>>560196493Congrats, you’re at least somewhat human unlike most of the subhumans here
>>560201162Stop describing yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuWmz9d3GBotrish you should use this as the bgm for your next stream
>>560199632the bad things are the ones that stand out the most and create the most engagement, are you new to the internetI also play with randoms every now and then, but just because of the queuing times getting longer, I will always prioritise erg
>>560201219Why do people watch trish's stream?
>>560201219he should use this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X54KKlCfKpk
>>560201291The feeling of "Hey I played with these dudes before, this is what its like when I'm not there." Oh everyone is dying. Its funny.
Susu returns to number taking NinNin down. Susu is doing well. She joined the group after Isa, Nemi, and Nikoo, and she already out performs them regularly.Also, I like when they do dances on this focus cam, because the camera doesn't have any leg filters distorting their bodies.
>>560201409Oh...okay...
>>560201012Creasy is a modest woman who loves watching other girls sing and dance on the tok. Beneath all the complaints and sharp remarks, she genuinely loves and cares every single ergies on the password
Just dodged for the first time, lol. I'm sick of balancers. It's a good fight. But I've been getting it way too often lately. Need a break.
bloody benchod balancer dodger
>>560191128>someone linked me this postwho, your personal fbi agent? fuck off it's obvious you still browse here daily + you're the most prolific samefagging cunt I've ever seen
https://youtu.be/5PmZrYWfQLM
>>560202202>lets buy the same game but on a different and shittier machine where you also have to pay to use your own internetdo concels really?
>>560202334It's soulful!
>>560201772Don't feel bad, I do it too when I get that fight too much.
Are we dodging caligo or practices internet now?
>dodging caligo
>>560202202I'm getting carpal tunnel just watching this claw grip shit
dodging balancers is morally correct
>>560202882I'll only start dodging him when my streak starts getting high again
i have 40 winstreak with randos
I know it's the early game but everything dies in 3 hits this is dumb.
>>5602033539999 randos are very good but their relic setups are too sweaty, erg has more sovl
>>560203459until you get those retarded chinese teammates
>>560203371Pointless webm
>double balancers is +32% skill damage>affinity damage +6 is +33% if skill is non-physicalfuck I can't escape the L2slop
>>560203371but that boss took more than 3 hits????
>>560203371watch out anon!!! hes gonna butt stomp you!!!
gg ed caligoi. Sorry for splitting much of day 2. But since it was a mystery boss, I really wanted a lighting weapon in preparation for Fulghor.
>>560204308What makes you think a lightning weapon is required for fulghor
>>560204308no problem its funny. we got tree spirit so its either gnoster, caligo or heolstor
I just found out that the worm has barely more HP than two bloody balancers combined and is weak to everything except holy (including physical damage)do with that information what you will
>>560204429to interrupt his bullshit?
>>560204464Ok, meet you in there.
>>560204443You can tell what day 3 bosses are based on day 1 bosses? I didn't realize there was a pattern there.
>>560204498You don't need a lightning weapon for that you can just use charged r2s
>>560204635all nightlords except gladius, heolstor, balancers and dreglord have 5 possible night 1 bosses and 3 possible night 2 bosses, but in total there are around 12 so each one is shared between 2-3 nightlords
gg moth parasite (rare caster duchess build)
>>560204464You can easily kill it with rain of arrows greatbow but it’s hard to hit when it’s moving and it’s still a bit 50/50 when it’s about to pop since it’s a distance thing. Only viable consistent chance I can see you killing it early is when it’s doing it double sword swing
>>560204663yeah but that shit's inconsistent in my experience
>>560201204>subhuman immediately felt attackedClassic
>>560202334No retard just nintentroons
>>560204464>nah, I'd win
>>560204464I don't care who /erg/ sends I'm not killing the worm!
meu deus...
cc invented caster duchess
>>560203929They don't call it L2den ring for nothing
cc invented the word sissy
but naefy invented picking duchess
naefy invented haloslop duchess before balancers was a thing
who invented 3barring
>>560208104miquellafaithful
No, CC did not invent "caster Duchess". It's a popular high-INT spellcasting build/playstyle for the Duchess class in Elden Ring: Nightreign (a hybrid spellblade character strong with sorceries/incantations). Some community posts jokingly credit a player/streamer named "cc" with popularizing or "inventing" the optimized Giantsflame / caster variant, but the class and concept come from FromSoftware's game design.
>>560208010No he didn't I rolled the CEKino like 2 weeks after depths came out
>>560208385Name? For the patent forms?
who invented picking birdjeet
I invented 6barring
I invented Loretta's Slash
>>560208270Fake AI post, how would it know about Giantsflame duchess?
>>560204464i'm just going to run away and pick up the two reteards who die after the blood bloom explodes
>>560208914I got news for you...
>>560209532practicacooo
>>560209532what? no way, was his build the same?
>>560209532Practice Renshuu...
>>560209532practice would never use that skin
>>560209660probably not, takeko doesn't use password iirc, it's funny though
>>560209532whos even shilling this vtuber? she only speaks japanesewell there are two who speak moonrunes...
why do browns love watching other browns pretend to be a white anime character while playing games
>https://litter.catbox.moe/gy8jqm9a671xmcfg.mp4Slapping the boss so hard he didn't know what hit hi-
>>560210049That's a japanese woman
>>560209532I love this fat neet, she has no life and plays this game so much sometimes her controller runs out of battery
>>560207570truth>>560209532weird that this got so many replies>>560210049you kind of answered your own question there buddy
>>560210301yeah im sure Ranjeet using a voicechanger is japanese and female
>>560210030It's shifty you can tell by the filename
>>560210725anyone that has a job knows how to use windows snipping tool
>>560210706And you think ranjeet would know how to speak fluent japanese?
>>560210916there are plenty of indians who speak fluent japanese
>>560210049this guy invented browns
who invented indians
>>560210725I dont speak Japanese
gg ed libra. Nice fat damage with the halo scythe. I thought about taking the spare halo, but figured it would just throw me off of my game. You were doing enough damage anyway. All I had to do was focus on staying alive. Luckily, I found a less likely. Not that the fight lasted long enough to need it.Anyway, that's it for me for now. See you guys in the evening.
>>560211419It was Blade of Calling, not haloscythe.
>>560210293That ground stomp he does is too fast. Such a bullshit move that only exists to make the player too afraid to do more than peck at him with single attacks.
>>560209532sex with takeko san
>>560211616skill issue, learn how to jump>>560211040there certaintly aren't
>>560210706Most of them aren’t that though>>560211040No, there’s definitely not
>>560212194why are you seriously answering saar derangement benchod bloody?
Queue?
>>560213307im qing
>>560211765>skill issue, learn how to jumpRetard, you can only jump, if you're not doing anything else. If you're stuck in any other action, then you will get stomped like in the video. Revenant was in the middle of throwing lighting, how can she jump? Raider was in the recovery frames of his attack, how can he jump? Wylder was in the middle of his attack, how can he jump?
Behold this city!
90% of the thread should be deleted
>>560213307shifty...
>>560215018then don't spam attacks after he's been staggered like a monkey?? you shouldn't even be getting hit against fulghor hes the easiest boss, you're simply a coping shitter
>>560200763She looks fake as fuck
>>560203062> conceding defeatYou simply forfeit your streak.
i just lost a solo run to the fucking smelter demonnever been more ashamed in my life
2/3 queueing d5 please join
gg stonesword key
gg hotdogs I barely got to do anything
>>560208104terr
>>560215759The stomp comes out any time. Not only after he's staggered. There's really no rhyme or reason for why the stomp comes out. It's just pure RNG.Also after staggering, that SHOULD be the time the player gets to punish the boss with extra attacks. Not allowing the player to get their licks in after staggering the boss, is unrewarding. One of the reasons why Fromsoft's boss design has gone down the toilet.
>>560208517recluse...
>>560210293Hilarious, look at the wylder attacking right into fulghors wind move what a retardNext time you really ought to attack from a tad further away
>>560215018The stomp is a common follow up after cancelling the charge. If you want to mash the attack button it's safer to just wait for an attack that has a decent punish window without any random follow up like that, like any of the cum arm attacks. The three examples you mentioned are just pure greed, and is on the players. It was simply not the best time to mash the attack button like that
>>560201554>>560201409This! I'm not an entertainer I'm like a reporter. If I wanted to be entertaining I'd do the whole stream different and even have a vtumour model, because that's what people like.
>>560216668is this creasy? this is creasy isn't it. because that would explain you're the only moron here who complains like that>waahhh it's rng waahhh let me spam attacks 24/7retarded yellow fevered cuck fuck you
>>560218054Accept your reality, freak. You're nothing more than a 4chan neet poster. Pipe down.
how many blood buffs can you stack?recluse relic + talisman + dormant power + mohg trident?
>>560215018>>560210293that's the kinda attack players gotta assume the boss always pullswylder and raider got a lil greedy at the end tho
>>560204464Don't bother erg is allergic to trying to kill the worm
>>560205895yeah i remember that show, also i want to break up you don't make me happy
>>560218334You can stack like 99 seppukus on executors passive with some scuffed fire deadly sins setup that’ll only work in the training ground
gg the bug was iceskating everywhere, how horrifying
>>560218324what does that have to do with what I posted? lmaosomeone woke up on the wrong side of bed
>>560201291trish is a cute ditzy bimbo, it’s fun watching her.
>>560218427>>560204464>help me throw the run for a minimal reward guys No
>>560218378>>560215018heh not a problem for our mantaQVEEN who can dodge in the middle of any action>>560218054put big brown reclussy tiddies that cover at least 1/4 of your screen, instant profit
>>560218628Oh sorry, I forgot you can't understand english
>>560218583it was fine for me this time lolI guess it just comes down to us being in europe
>>560218781Nope I can't
>>560217853>The stomp is a common follow up after cancelling the charge.It's a common follow up to anything. It just happens to follow the charge, because rng.>If you want to mash the attack button it's safer to just wait for an attack that has a decent punish window without any random follow up like that, like any of the cum arm attacks.This is wrong, he will come out of cum attacks with a stomp too. There is no safe time to punish him. Only risks that you've taken where you've gotten lucky.And again, not allowing the player to get their licks in after staggering the boss, is unrewarding. You earned the stagger, you should be able to get some good hits in, before he starts up his next attacks.
>>560218378>that's the kinda attack players gotta assume the boss always pullsExactly my point. Attacks like that are bad. They result in fights where the player can only tap here and tap there. Tappa, tappa, tappa.
>>560218983>>560216668
>>560218641calling every poster she and her is really creepy pedophile behavior
hmm...
>>560219238anon you won't believe this
Is creasy really having a melty over fulghor being an unfair boss or something? lol
>>560219123it's not that bad in d0 but in d5 it might be because everything one-shots. wouldn't call it unreactable thoughi swear i react to this better than any delayed bullshit in the game. if we're talkin faster, grafted scion's sudden shield bash is way fuckin faster
>>560219269
>>560218983idk if you're trolling but a punish can be something as small as 1 light attack or uncharged heavy, be patient with your attacks
>>560219314I can believe that you're a pedophile sure
>freeghor has no punish windowstheres no way this is a real take
>>560219339>Is creasy really having a meltyNothing new
remember when everyone was glazing the wraith calling bell
>>560219238That’s a weird mental jump. You’re creeping me out.
>>560219518did it stop being good
>>560219540it's true and verifiable
gg balansaars
>>560219518i remember people shilling carian slicer being good on every class. there was a webm of a guardian killing gaol misbegottens with it
>>560219813gg insane any% strat
>>560218751Noted. Recluse's dark moons!>>560219518The other day I ran bell on an old asf rev build and it feels really good lmao.. it's basically a starting incant
>>560219518i miss the good times when we would argue about caster vs dagger duchess
>>560219269I'd be more open to pepe's griefing if he always picked cute characters!
>>560220009was that pre depths? how you guys could argue over the game when it was so easy I don't understand
>>560219973i hate hate HATE them so i will not hesitate to use any meta loadout against them, wish they can just get deported back to india.
>>560219343>wouldn't call it unreactable thoughNobody here is calling it unreactable. But what I'm saying, is that because it's so fast, you aren't allowed to do anything but tap him and wait, then tap whim and wait. Because if at any time, if you DARE to perform a charged attack, or a god forbid a two hit combo, his stomp will punish you for it. So you tap and wait, tap and wait.>>560219381>idk if you're trolling but a punish can be something as small as 1 light attack or uncharged heavy, be patient with your attacksThat doesn't FEEL good. Always having to play super clinical FEELS bad. Give the players some good punish windows, or don't. Don't give them some schrodinger's stomp that can come out any time, that makes you too afraid to do anything but a tap.
>>560220326Creasy as your legal advisor shut the fuck up these takes are awful
>waaaah if I can't fit in a raider colossal R2 after every attack then the boss is unfair and brokencreasy please, nobody other than you thinks this so maybe you should wonder if you're in the wrong
This so fucking laggy
>>560220223That was like launch day. The discord has gone thru a bunch of meme builds that they hold onto because they weren't blackpilled yet.
>>560203371This is why you open CE and start the game on NG+7 (unless you're running a meme build)
>>560220864>Resorts to twisting the argument to make me sound unreasonable.I guess I won.
You lost by popular vote thoughbeit
>>560221162not the anon you've been replying to so I'm not "resorting" to anything
>>560219238trans groomer behavior not really pedophilia
Optimal cute team comp
>>560219269>pepe trooned outXhe is now Plape
>>560221492>has to play with randoms because he's the Blockedrecluse isn't cuteshut the fuck up trish
>>560221594lmao its my friend
>>560221594why is cc so mean..
creasyjeet taking so many Ls lately. How many chan xhe take?
>>560221364surely you must be setting up some kind of punchline here
>>560221364>not really
That was awful. Every enemy started up and attack then quickly changed to another. The stupid UTC quick swapped lunges into head slams or swipes about 4 times
>George R.R. Martin on how film and TV adaptations make the story worseuh oh
gg ladies
>>560222103>>560222060The goal is to spread more trannies in a fetishistic sense like AGP, but I guess there's a lot of overlap with pedo groomers.
>>560222474gg mystery greg
gg
>>560222473elden ring has no story so who cares? all the movie needs to do is look cool and not be too gay
>>560222519I am a girl so idk what the whole argument is about?
>>560222946You didn't understand Elden Ring's story?
>>560223187You need to have the spark of divinity inside you to understand elden ring's story. Anon lacks it.
>>560223041we've been through this before, don't make me tap the YWNBAW sign again
oh you're a female? name 5 boyfriends
>>560223187there is no story presented to the player. reading random item descriptions a bunch of chink interns pulled out of their ass doesnt count. im sure you guys all enjoy pretending like you "got" it though
>>560224173ahahahahaha this anon has sub-90 IQ
Schlop Schlop Schlop SchlopWylder consumating his holy matrimony with Duchess and RecluseSchlop Schlop Schlop Schlop.
>>560223713Vincent, Jon, Ryan, Adam and Jason
>>560223713terr x5
>>560225583lol I dated a Jason too
>>560225712that is still only one and two thirds amount of boyfriends
>>560224173>there is no story presented to the player.How does this happen to someone?
>>560225775I miss my Jason still. He was so sweet and gorgeous. I still remember when I brought him to meet my mom and she was like, “oh he’s CUTE” and gave me a high five lol.
>>560225728lol
>>560225728You can tell he hates us doing this to him lol.
>>560227034Get a life dragonirian schizo
>>560227165Whats that?
>>560226645aw your mom sounds like a really nice person I could never lol my parents always wanted to get way too involved but it gets balanced out because the last three guys I dated all wanted me to meet their moms as soon as I was willing and two out of three of them kept commenting on how pretty my hands were even though those boys were into feet
>>560227203Lolcow's username from /v/ doing the same thing to him that we did.
>>560227239footfags are honest
>>560222482cute!
>>560224504many are saying this
>>560227239Yeah she was great. I’m sure parents getting too involved would be so awkward. >even though those boys were into feet LOL. I still feel bad for getting one of my exs into feet by always playing with him with my foot while we were watching stuff. It’s just so squishy and fun to play with.
creepy...
queue pretty please
Elden Ring runs good enough on switchhttps://www.gamesradar.com/games/action-rpg/i-played-elden-ring-tarnished-edition-on-nintendo-switch-2-and-fat-rolled-across-the-lands-between-as-the-new-knight-class/
>>560229734>good enough
1/3
>>560229702O_O
>>5602297023 on the 3
>>560230574ugly ass feet
>>560230679Not a footfag but geez, maybe she's the one who should've done dragon school
>>560230574Shifty, Bryn, Grem, Lotus and Mellow
>>560230574like three of those are wearing trendy femboy makeup for the terminally online
>>560230574the real question is how many boys are there in this picture?
>>5602313022 on the left possibly the dragon school one too
>>560231302those are all 40 year old japanese hags
>>560231417even better
my wife is streaming nightreignhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOuL-_yZMVE
my wife should behead yours
>>560231671she's soloing in D0 and probably has 1/10th the amount of hours as mantard and I think she's better than mantard already>>560231865calm down mohammed
>>560231976heads must roll i'm not calming down
>>560231671dont post my wife in this shithole fag
>DS1 and DS3 collect everything achievementsFuck it, I'm just going to cheat the items in. Especially that silver knight ear bullshit. Already "suffered" through BB's and ER's.
>>560232273even doe bloodborne and elden ring have no farming cheevos
>>560231967shit fanfiction, wyldjeetas actually look like this
>>560232273remind me again what is the point of doing this?
>>560230574>asian faces yuck
>>560232341having to do the game 3 times for "different" endings count as farming
>>560232460gay
>>560232273What about ds2?
>>560232348>seething exebrownkino>>560232509>cuck with shit taste
>>560231976Why does everything have to be a purity spiral with you women, some people are just playing for fun and to relax
>>560232341All weapons and spells and talismans requires farming entire runs.
>>560232348most handsome wyldalits.....
>>560232557I skipped it for now, people talked too much shit about it. I will beat it before Sekiro.
>>560232759noob
>>560231967You'll never have my eye shape irl no matter how much you copy it
gg bullied heolstor
gg nice straightswords build I fw it. yesterday played with randos and they love curved swords dormant for some reason
>>560232557its shit
>trash pretending he doesn't know why curved swords are popular when it's a chink build he's copied beforewhy do you lie with your every breath?
>>560233515I mean it's a good succ build but nothing insane, a lot of the blue curved swords are so so and don't even have status. The jump L1 and r unning L1 are nice tho
>>560232590Get a job devil
>>560233352SS scale better on her + I fucking love ornamentalsthe relic is absolute CE kino too so I can't not use it
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69
>>560235601Yeah that relic is sick shame about the death buildup on hit, I'm scared of it, has some funky interactions
>>560235705who cares bruh, you're dead if you ever get hit twice as undertaker anyway
>>560235883Sometimes you'll stand on some random multi hit smoke and get procced instantly but yeah, although its offset a lot if you just grab resistance passives during the run
>>560235958>>560235883>>560235705yeah never bring that to caligo or adel
>>560233515he gets paid per (you)s
trish and extremist will sit in queue for an hour with 2mil murk and never bother rolling relicsspeaks a lot to their character
>>560235626that picture looks comfy
murky? as in R1 R1 L2 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 L2?
>>560236579Why go mess with menus when a match can fire at any time? Is this some sort of impulse control issue you are projecting?
When I started streaming I was stuck at 2 million murk and now we're at 1 million even trough playing daily, I'd say we have rolled a lot of relics
>>560235958death buildup is actually pretty minimal, if you ever stand on multi-hit smoke in d5 and don't get out immediatly you're dead anywaythe only real problem is you can't cheat your way into it by using a crimsonwhorl bubbletear because it's still registered as a hit even if you absorb the damage and you get deathblighted
>1800 relics>only main bird so no excuse fucking hoarders, you don't need more than 400
when was the last damnable time any one of you night errants actually got a single significantly useful relic from that slot machine ass pot looking ass bitch
>>560232687>>560232348>exejeet projection
>>560237032I have 1200. could really cut that in half but it would take forever.
>>560236793Its still a thing in adel or caligo. By the nightlord fight you can have a good build made that tanks damage fine but the death buildups will obliterate you still. You can be a bolus fiend and seek out the deathblight ones as much as possible but death specifically fucks you over in nightlord fights. >death>sleep>poison/rot>the restThats the tierlist to me. Death on buildup is always a sell back for me.>>560237208Today but I've been getting good stuff as pity rewards on embarrassing loses recently.
>>560224173>>560222946Damn this made them upset badly
>Blond Wyldercartoon image of disapproval>Straberry blond Wyldercartoon image of approval
>>560237032I keep anything that has top tier effects on all 3 lines now. I'll probably never use more than 100 relics total but I want the best in slot ones for goofball builds to play around with in low depth when deranking.
gg horse and goat, comfy runs tonight.
>>560237552nigga you can just post those images you are in a imageboard baka ffs
YUH YUH YUH YUH
>>560237668I refuse. I need not slave away with any extra effort for you people, you will do the work for me by imagining mental pictures, I will instead just continue winning
>>560237316enderkissy
>3barring to guardian golemif you laugh...
>>560237796yeah for sure ur winning a lot
dormant power helps discover is one of the greater lies of this century along with 9/11 and covid
>>560237872I love when guardian golem leashes but he keeps doing his moveset while he teleports so you can't tell wtf it's doing
>>560237316I beat pikmin 1, what now
>>560237925Yeah man it feels good
>>560237709You got the timing all wrong btw
Now I know why Elemer stuck around that castle.
>>560238239>one on my belly and one on each kneehe looks so absurd it made me earnestly lol, one of the better gags yet
>>560238239coal
>>560238239at first, I thought he had eyebrows drawn on like this and I wanted it as a reaction image
>>560238239Japanese people have the worst sense of humour
>>560208104Zorban
>>560236780post your feet already
>>560208104Manta
>>560238665>do i fit in yet
>>560239184post yours first
>>560239250sorry rasheed but that's coal
>>560239580you're almost there man
>>560239550when a boy does that hand gesture it is because he is closeted and hates me for being female right?
>>560240005Yes, hearts dont' look like that? theyre a potato
>>560240051I remember calling it correctly three weeks in
>>560240005That’s a heart not a uterus lol. Ignore the gock’d up girlies that hate you for being able to have babies, they’re just lashing out because you stole the boy they liked.
>>560240442i know it's a heart lol wtf who told you it looked like a uterus, that gave me a good honest laugh which is more than he ever did for me
>>560219238uhhh how does that work
>>560218324Well that came out of nowhere>>560219196Don’t post my wife here please it’s really rude
>>560229734Doubtful. Will almost certainly be buggy and glitch filled. They’re just aware it looks bad to go all of this time without an update.
>>560224504The king himself posts….
>>560240689I just assumed based on a previous interaction I had where a girl thought it was a hand gesture for a uterus. I’m glad you got a laugh.
>>560228024lovely wyld cock slut…
birdsisters...
>>560229702>>560230574>>560236780>>560237316>>560239550just curious but by any chance do you look like that???
>actually wiping to adel
well that was funny
>>560237709>>560238065You are annoying. Very annoying.
>>560239965your post is still not a gem
>>560238239Man this looks like slop. I wish these adaptations were better most of the time.
>>560241114Yes
>>560241224NUH NUH NUH NUH
>>560238239People joke about german humor but I honestly think jap humor is worse. Like there's not even a shred of comedy here. It's literally just >character says or does something silly>other character reacts to it by yelling or disagreeing
hi guys this is my new gang sign I wanted to show you
/erg/ humor is not any fucking better be for real.
>>560241674You say this because you still haven't seen a character take their clothes off making the other character get a nosebleed that shit is peak bro
>>560241848erg humor is >racism>laughing at people making mistakes on someone’s stream >repeating humorous schizo babbleThat’s it really. Not creative at all.
>>560242117Lore too but thats a game of bullshitters bullshitting bullshitters and footsie tier fishing at this point.
yuh yuh zuk it up yuh yuh
heeeeeey, yooooooooheeeeeey, yoooooooo
>>560241848may as well close the thread right here you finished him well done
D4 ADEL AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>560242623Bonks is the most worthless shitter i've seen in a while
>>560242517just be honest about it btw
even doe we're valid, stunning and brave
Every time I load up this game, I just remake a new character on Wretched and never decide a weapon. Then remake into a class thinking I'll do something, but delete it and go back to Wretched. aa i just wanna play through the game
>>560242830crippling ADHD final boss
>>560242793I’m beautiful too right? Tell me I’m pretty
>>560243016you're gorgeous :))))
>>560242830Nice.
>>560243057Awww thank you <3
>>560243016kys troonboard
>>560242830just stick to hammers and light armor, cutie
>>560242623The most underestimated of nightlords, his favorite snack are birds and other meleechvds. HATES magic
>>560242234Truth>>560242117Only the first one is any good
who the fuck is this guysome sort of Old God related to the Crucible?the horned people in the underground caves seem to worship their carcass
>>560242623How does this even happen? Just have scholar proc his rotpoison (and before you say you didnt have any, fuck you, you should, thats your entire job as scholar) and then let adel sperg out for 20 minutes. all his attacks are completely non-threatening besides the electro chomp
>>560243176Never. I’m going to upload copies of my brain into satellites and drift through space until I see the end of everything.
>>560244123Ancestor Spirit
>>560244313that's not something someone gorgeous would say or do
>>560242950>>560243321I'm about to make a spreadsheet with pros and cons
>>560243358I love running double balancer griefbows with +12 phys atk on adel. The rain of arrow L2's are juicy as hell and you don't have to chase him around.
>>560244519That made me sad. Congrats.
>>560244254All three of those characters have a gimped dodge, and adel has the one dive attack with both a massive and lingering hitbox. Still not really an excuse, 3 melee should be spending the whole game looking for ranged options.
>>560244831>All three of those characters have a gimped dodge...Okay? You made the sandwich, why you complaining? Two of those players have been playing since LAUNCH.
>>560244772sowwy :(((
>>560244316yeah I know I meanwhat's the lore story behind them? I know dragonskin soldiers where supposed to be mimic tears engineered by the Nox people to fight Marika and the Golden Order, harnessing the power of dragons in a lesser form of dragon communion it seemsbut whats the deal with this mononoke reference?
Oh yes !
Wasn't taking any chances after your adel performance(sorry bird (gg))
>>560244313That wouldn't be you, though. Just a copy.
>>560236579I have 4m+ murk I haven’t touched in a while. I typically watch anime, listen to a book or have play another game like slay the spire 2 while I queue
"the night is far from over" poster was soulkino
>>560245035Those cow people had a religion and worship a god but you kill him
Family heads is kino
>>560245452True. Anyway I wasn’t being serious. I would like to live for a long time though.
like 90% of my deaths against ed balancers are either getting one shot off screen or getting frame trapped how do i minimize those things
>>560246208You won't do that either, sorry
>>560246336the team is off-sync or pussying around if the bloody benchods have the chance to gank you
>>560246336Less likely, it makes it 100x times easier to funnel them and they’ll completely ignore you
>>560245035>what's the lore story behind them?Shamans believe in shamanism.
>>560246592>wear the LLBT pussy faggot socks because you're a shitter>better players get Wormed against a wall>your shitter ass fails to revive a 1 bar
>>560246890truly mindblowing
>>560246967so it seems, so it seems.
Anyone tried a Hall Effect controller? They claim to never get stick drift (or at least last much longer)
>>560246927Even though everyone can wear less likely to avoid balancers cross mapping you from behind and split the worms attention evenly. And also knowing that the worm is hard targeting you makes it easier to avoid.
>>560247908I don’t think I’ve ever had stock drift on anything except the switch
>>560246927If they were a better player they wouldn't be playing the worm phase at the wall.Even shitter zorfat can do the worm phase there's no reason for any erger to fail it unless you're griefing intentionaly
>>560247908The only time I had stick drift on a controller was probably due to it being 12 years old.Don't toss your controller around when you're angry just punch a wall instead
Sorry Libra lobby, my Internet has been going completely schizo during day hours for the last couple days. I probably shouldn't have queued up to begin with.
>>560247908>They claim to never get stick drift (or at least last much longer)It's true.
>>560248678No problem, you are a dead weight anyway
>>560246447Take it back ; -; tell me that I’ll be a beautiful old lady
>>560249083holy trvke
gg gote, rip elf
>>560249083be nice
be mice
That teleport nuke move the lead balancer does is such BS, the rest of the fight is fine, but the amount of times I focusing on one thing finish it then that shit teleports in and nukes me before I have a chance to even do anything is infuriating.
>>560249423geegees
>>560249673Two hand your weapon and hold black mush you retard
Very good !
>>560250289Please don’t trigger mush by talking about yys craving bbc
Can you snort or smoke glintstone
>>560250149its really not that hard
>>560250364gg epic greg fight
>>560248678>>560249496Ignore the singular hater Queen we still love you!!!
>>560245035Dragonkin soldiers were probably made above and below ground. There are the ghosts of them in the consecrated snow field. They were probably made to fight the ancient dragons not the golden order; the eternal cities fell before Marika came to power. Before Marika there was some sort of civilization of intellectuals.
>>560250626Don't reply to yourself trooner lilies
>>560244313Like the other guy said that wouldn’t be you so you’re not going to see it personally>>560245035You’re very annoying
>singular
>>560244123Life away from the Elden Ring works on reincarnation logic. Life from death. Etc. Whether the Ring is actually necessary for evolution is kind of a mystery. Those crucible knights are named after our own prehistoric eras, irl.
>>560248678new game please
People here complain about getting Balancers all the time but I keep getting regular Caligo I'm so sick of this boss.
craving what now?
>>560250626>shills crap game>creepy avatar posts>low c tier player>third world internet
Nobody cares about the lore you retards. Nobody cares about how feminist the lore or world is. It’s all garbage. Just play the game and have fun without being some pretentious dork.
>>560250779Yeah, but some version of me would see it and I think that’s neat. Can you tell I really liked the story in SOMA?
>>560251125All of these allegations are false
>>560248678post your feet
>>560251649Don't get in the suicide pod bro because your entertainment made transhumanism cool please dude I beg you
>>560251781silence mushjeet
Malenia btfo’d the big man RadahnA team of all female ninjas btfo’d the big man Godwyn, orchestrated by strong smart gurl Ranni Only the female albinaurics riding their wolves can save their race! With the help of a giant sleeping woman no less Female ancestral followers are bigger than the males AND the more magical!Demi humans are led by an enormous female “queen” Cleanrot knights are all female and said to be the best fighters ever / totally better than Radahn’s men The spells with the highest faith/int are from women or some feminine twink A smart strong womyn took over the men’s magic club because she’s sooo much smarter than the dumb men I could go on
>>560251819LOL I’m not gonna get in a suicide pod don’t worry. I’m just gonna aim to be a 100 year old raisin like my grandma.
>>560245558what books do you listen to?
Those flying bat creatures are led by their singing females too
>>560252085A hundred year old fat tranny, how horrifying
shits crazy cuh
>>560252292I only started recently. I listen to Hyperion which wasn’t great and I’m listening to Game of thrones now since it’s been long enough that I’ve forgotten what happened in the early seasons
Women ruin everything is the theme of ER
>>560251512
>>560252485>this is what 3troons call peak
>>560252904>this is ... peaktrue
>>560252564They also start everything. Even good things.
>>560251512thisthisthisthis so much this!!!!!
>>560250779>>560251512>You’re very annoyingby discussing the game?>>560250864>>560250730I see that makes more senseevolution in particular, and what aspects of the Crucible carried over; its alwasy represented with two spiraling shapesthe beastfolk in farum azula, the reason why giant Ant Queens drop Numean souls
>>560253121>They also start everythingNo, it's actually aliens who do that.
>>560252485>poor little host of embers
I miss Madison
Honestly so embarrassing this cunt playing Elden ring, making webms and then replying to his own shitty posts
>>560250779>>560251512>>560252639>>560253335>NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU DISCUSS ELDEN RING IN THE ELDEN RING GENERAL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ERP AND TALK ABOUT PORN AND MANTA YOU FUCKING NAZI BIGOT CHUUUUUUDDDDDDD
>>560253691This but unironically
>>560252485sovl..........
>>560252904hello 'pa/'zuk
>>560250741>>560251125You don’t need to reply twice loser get a life
gg helloster, rare auto parry spam opportunity
>>560253842that was cool lol, it was the holy and lightning combo I guess
>>560252485Lvrds
>>560253691yeah but the lore is trash and all the feminist talk really tired me out of bloodborne so please don't start sharting everywhere btw you should open a seamless coop session with the erg password so we can all play together
gg heolster i've never actually seen a recluse intentionally use the parry cocktail beforeyou did good with it
GG Heolstor.Dropping all your loot is cringer newcutie.
THE WOMB is CRUCIBLE!!!
Close to CE kino.
>>560254270I think it’s like a 2% difference in damage so it pretty much is ce kino
>>560252564Here's a fun little fact. And it kind of relates to Elden Ring. So bare with me as I provide context.Do you know that Viet group I'm always posting? V-World 019? Well they're just one group under a larger banner. "new world" consists of about 6-8 groups.(I'm not totally sure what the number is now, because they create and uncreate groups every season, changing people around)Well the thing about new world, is that half of the groups are male. That's right. Both men and women are doing those dance streams.Well, about once a month, they get all the groups together to hold a big competition. The groups do group dances and beg for donations, and then they split it down to an individual level, and each individual begs for donations. It's a long many houred competitions, as each individual is slowly eliminated once they fail to get enough donations to beat the person ahead of them. So starting with around 50-60 people, both men and women compete, until they're all ranked, and there's 1 person at the top. The men do surprisingly well. Many making it into the top 10, and there's typically at least one man in the top 3. But do you know who always stands on top as number on? Queen NinNin.Now here's the thing. Each person has a symbol or name that represents their fandom. Do you know what NinNin's fandom name is? "House Moon". Or the Vietnamese equivalent anyway. Translated to English, it's House Moon.I find this funny, because of how much whining there is here, about Rennala and moon maidens outperforming men in Elden ring. Even in my little Vietnamese dance shows, moon maidens effortlessly defeat men.
What triggered him this time?
oh my fucking god not this guy again
>>560253401>>560253691uh oh thread shitter melty
>>560254438>greasyjeet discovers that there are more losers simping to women than to men
>>560237316creepy...
Practice tier disconnect, very nice
>>560254905you spin me round round
>>560254783It wouldn't be noteworthy, if the men didn't also perform very well during the competitions. It's not like women are stacking the top positions. No, it's a mix of men and women throughout the rankings, both high and low. However, there's ONE woman, who stands far and above them all. Just like Rennala of the Full Moon. NinNin of House Moon is just leagues above the rest. They can't even compare.
>>560254905he's figure skating!
kbmgods are truly a different breed of agarthian players...
I hope one day there will be a kpop containment board
>>560254438
>>560255546why
>Do you know that Viet group I'm always posting? V-World 019?Ah yes. Of course.
>>560255393>>>>>agarthianohnonono kbmjeets….
>>560252564>>560254592>>560256543This this this so much tsmt this this
>>560256543My life for aiur
>>560256727I long for combat
>>>/v/734906985
>>560257182Oh god damn it
>>560251125All 4 points are true and struck nerves
gg hors
I did not realize blood tax healed yougg"Um cavalo desviado do curso"
>>560257617>I did not realize blood tax healed you
>>560256543You're day shift. I typically post them at night while I queue for Nightreign.
>>560256543I started watching it a little, Bamboo is best girl
>>560254905disgusting creature
>>560257182>open thread>I already have a (You)lol. My posts are so potent, they can seed (You)s in other threads.
>>560257617what did you think the difference was compared to repeating thrust
>>560258078Executie is cute!
>>560258516Having big doggie babies with Executie!
>>560258516executor is a SLUT!
>>560257182Because it's a Japanese games and Japanese men are sissies who bow down to women.
>>560258840>a Japanese gamesMinor spelling mistakes but it applies to all of their other games as well. The female is always stronger than the male.
thread jeeted
>>560254905not my fault bloddy benchods
>>560258985Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice also shame on me. Fool me three times, I am sent to my death.
>>560259101dumb ahh nigga
>>560258048Bamboo was just a guest starring for a day. She's part of different group. M-World 009.(She's the crossdresser)https://files.catbox.moe/44u6wy.mp4
>>560259101You can have the highest speeds in the world and still have inconsistent net retard.
>>560259184>>560259692dush kutta madarchod bloody no!
>>560259454gay af
>>560258306bleed buildup
>>560259454Oh okay. Thanks for telling me I’ll have to go check out her group then. >>560259995Exactly. She looks like a beautiful anime boy.
>>560260656you are so annoying
who is xhim anyway?
gg 3bugs
Você não acreditaria nos seus olhos diante de 10 milhões de vaga-lumes!
feminising myself and coexisting with misbegottens in the miquelden ring longhouse with my haligtree mandated bara bf
>>560258634>>560258516Can you stop? Post her in a skirt like she belongs in
>>560261939why would you do such a thing you have to become elden lord
I know people won’t believe me but I coined executie
>>560263034compassion? sis?
>>560263426erm we use the word "empathy" here sis
>>560263065I believe you. It’s a great name and it instantly stuck for me. I have called him that ever since.
>>560263564I also made wyldcuck
>>560263564Go back to zorbjeet's chat stop shitting our threads up faggot maggot
>>560263648I like Wyld man and Wyldbvll more
thoughts?
>>560264718What is it with wyldcucks being addicted to shit relics
>>560263889wyldjeet is more real
die wyldalits
>>560264718very cool for just arriving at depths 3 relics
dont marginalize your fellow ergulars thats not good behavior jsyk
I love how much erg teaches me about Indian culture
>>560264718ditch the middle one if possible, continuous hp loss is pretty bad.also for normal relics you'd be better off switching out eiher the balancer relic or the augur relic for one with night invaders.>>560264878>>560264918>>560265081we know you're attention-starved but try not to spam, terrjeet
>>560265418you lack self awareness
Hello please queue the game
>>560265675behold this cocoa romance
>>560264718Continuous HP loss prevents you from benefiting from full HP damage negation. And death blight build up WILL eventually hit you. Replace that one with anything else.
oh my god I keep dying in sts2, I can't stop clicking on cards
>>560265368It's always the biggest haters that know the most, huh. I learned more about Jewish culture from random bigots on 4chan than anywhere else.
>>560265675ive brought too much shame to my household already :(
>>560265418>>560265884dark augur counteracts cont. loss>>560265675depends, are you still playing melee recluse and/or haloslop?
>>560265997I made such a silly mistake today but honest fuck test subjects. They are by far too hard for me
>>560266075>dark augur counteracts cont. lossDoes it? Or does it do that annoying thing, where you lose negation, and regain negation, lose, and regain, back and forth constantly.
>>560265418>shitter meltykino
>>560266131bro fuck the decimillipede, that shit is darklings but harder
>>560266075I’m playing haloslop for libra/balancers due to bad experiences, family heads for adel, daggers for dogs/heolstor, katana duchess for death knights, then who cares what I play for the rest
>>560266369just dodge Libra if you don't want to fight it then? instead of ruining the fight for everyone else
>>560265675bitch is gonna start laying out some eggs after that
>>560266580I can run firebomb scholar if that’s better. I’ve had to fight ED Libra alone like 6 times in the last week and lost one yesterday when I ran daggers due to the eye into sigil since it was taking a lot longer. I don’t really like running it but it’s sorta a needs must a lot of the time and a bit of rng insurance incase we don’t get less likely
>>560267317the whole "i'm keeping it in my back pocket just in case" argument i've seen several times is so retarded宁为玉碎,不为瓦全
>>560265884it's countered by Maris
>>560267671Well I dunno if you’ll accept it as proof since I’m not gonna show erg games but I do typically melee libra if things are ok, I only haloslop in perfectly fine games if it’s balancers or I want to go asleep. The other guy quit at the door so it was just me and the 3 bar chink
>>560266231It does, but only if the continuous hp loss comes from a relic. If it's from a weapon you will get the annoying on/off effect (apparently there is some tech to also avoid that on weapon passives too but it involves having a weapon with continuous hp recovery and swapping them to synchronise the timer).Now, if it is actually worth the Augur relic tax, that is a whole different story... Augur relic is not exactly incredible...
>Virgin slopbrain: How can I most efficiently trivialize this boss, I cannot afford to lose any more izzat...>Chad buildsmithy: Lets see how well my Giant's flame build works vs 3dogs, a good way to practice all of the dodge timings if nothing else.
>fish for Balancers so I can get D5 ED>it's regular both timesThis is getting old very fast. I'd rather just mod this crap so I can fight them at D5 whenever I feel like it. I spent 90 minutes to get nothing.
>>560265418>>560263889>>560263065Got his ass there and made xher dilate well done>>560265675Cringe thread shitter image YDPTG
>>560265418>everyone i don't like is terrholy schizo meltdown kek
>>560268172based, i'm bringing my giantsflame build to the next dogs game i get>>560268242>anon stunned he lost a coin flip twice in a row
>>560268405I'm just a bit frustrated. I have to spend 30+ minutes to get to them and if I lose the coinflip I still have to fight them so I don't lose points so I can keep being at D5 so I can keep fishing for them.
>>560268172>Max depths winstreak (10)
>>560268694fun matters more than winstreaks
>>560268651It isnt a coinflip it's like 40/60 normal/ed at D5 (I think). Just use one of the practice mods, they don't really give you a realistic simulation of the fight because you are missing 6 weapon passives, two talismans, and depths scaling, so its only really useful for recognizing patterns.
>>560265418made his faggot maggot ass reply multiple times to run damage control thanks for confirming
we wiped to heolstor
Good night, saargies, except to the anime posters
>>560270315Good night cutie
oh hi
this is the type of video creasy watches while he’s on your team
>don't fight a nightlord for like 2 dozen runs>fight them>get rapedHow do you avoid this
>>560270679this the shit he's watching while you and the other guy are trying to kill the invaders at level 3
>>560270750come up with a strat that is very easy to perform if you can
>>560270679equal rights, equal lefts
I am q for the videogame please come
>>560267317Source?
>>560271185shut up trash
>>560271274Nyo
>>560270679Watching this video does more brain damage than those bonks on the head
>>560271393why>>5602711853/3
Breaking NewsThe China–DPRK international trains officially resume service on March 12, running in both directions between Beijing Pyongyang and Dandong Pyongyang.
GG Gigahorse.Grem with the big lightning spear.
>>560270152 (me)oops im retarded this was meant for this crying tard here >>560268370
>>560272761we must give them an answer
>>560271721>>560271185>>560267317bodies made for wyldmen
>>560271828
>>560255546weird that you keep bringing kpop out of nowhere when nobody even mentioned it.
fuck a shield on this fight
>>560275686us
every nightreign game screenshot posted is in low quality, why is that
>>560275686N.W.A stands for nightreigners with attitude
>>560275753my game resolution is 768 x 1366
>>560275753Its make the game run faster
>>560275686are those white men
>>560275686how many of these are femboys im thinking 3 or 4 out of 5
>>560275686Shifty I love you
>>560275753The human eye can't perceive more than 60 fps 1080p
>>560275753I am poor and retarded is that what you wanna hear
>>560275753Brown hair Duchess > blonde bimbo trashess
Bimbos are cute!
>>560276449nonesuch thing Revenant is the only brown haired girl
>>560276227we know trish
>>560276768why
>>560277134Because they have a lot of fun
>>560275952No Sanjay they’re your continental brethren get your eyes checked>>560275753Use your head for five seconds and I’m sure you can discover the conclusion
>>560276781
>>560277712This would make Madison really happy
>>560277712amazing, third worlder duchess
>>560277937Yea it did :)
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69we shall go from here
>>560278492pilled
>1/3>1 viewer
>>560279087Do you not understand how livestreams work or something
>>560279272>pepeposterthey don't want to understand, they reply only to hate, any feeling other than bitterness is weakness
i hate you ironeye
yeah I can dodge queues too, what now?
nt demon prince. Consider using your 'mark' skill, returnfren ironeye.
I'm getting raw japanese nightreign discourse fed to me now. Apparently randos in JP are using HaruHaru Hermit and they aren't happy about it.https://x.com/hado_kusare/status/2032392684581892350
>>560280719Oh yeah, you also crawled off of my warming stone that was ressing you.
gg hotdogs
>>560279808>>560279272Got his faggot maggot ass
gotta start a sorcery playthrough r8 my femboi
is anyone queuing
>>560283354Is it ugly on purpose?
>>560283354Yikers!
Problema em dobro
I miss her
>>560283354Congrats, you made a perfect SMT protag.
>>560283956Need more SMTVV protag
>>560229734The new footage is promisingAlso the sword the big guy spawns in with looks very different from his splash art, am I tripping? It looks like a coll sword in the art, and it's a CGS in game
>>560283354is that the lies of pee twink
>>560284010It was such a good game.
>>560283830oh you miss her? name 5 memories where she was happy with you
thoust are tarnivirous, arst thoust not? heeeeehe.h.eh.ehe.........
>>560284362I don't think she's ever happy with me but i was
>>560283354cutie... femboys are kinda cringe, but don't forget to summon if you need any help
nezuk got dat square af jaw doe
>>560284496that's so fucking gross ew I'm never replying to you again I legitimately expected better of you and I don't know why, serves me right
>>560284778I know
why did mush and yys (the TenZ & Kyedae of /erg/) break up?
Halo duchesses, i beg of you, dont pick up a less likely to be targeted if theres a Recluse
is this what christians unironically listen to or is it just him
>>560285027https://vocaroo.com/17ssSaosRNZh
>>560284128It really was. I had so much fun running through all the stories and I love Yakumo and Nuwa so much.
>>560285256>the TenZ & Kyedae of /erg/cringexhe fuck black man doebeit
>>560286327even doe it was true and they were high profile /erg/ couples
>>560286483Feels like everyone was more high profile than you. Embarrassing.
gg greg, and gg ed horse before that. also gg recluse invader, we finally got her without wiping.
>>560285256Mush is going the harem route. Who’s left as erg power couples?
Baleado no coração
>>560286884Trish Tinpo
>>560286884Creasy and Devil K***ht
>>560285964Why are you flirting with him
is anyone queueing?
>>560286884>>560285256>mushjeet posting xer delusions again
>>560289474That's all he got going for in his life.
>>560283556I miss seeing this stupid shitpost. We need to go back.
>>560289280She’s not loyal that’s why. She’s on here looking for male attention.
>>560284116Not nearly as cute/attractive >>560285256>(the TenZ & Kyedae of /erg/)Who…?
>>560289743Gay
>>560289280LOL my husband told me to ask him that!
>>560286327Kill yourself terr
>>560289886That makes sense. I was surprised how racist you were being, but now I know it was your chud husband it adds up.
>>560289886unloyal slut
Violência aviária
gg normal birds, the lag really took over there on the nightlord fight.
>>560291838>le epic 3rd world lag moment!!!Yes we know you've only shown 2451 times
>>560291986>trish melty
>>560290446>>560290089you guys just need to smile more!
>>560291986Wasnt posted for (you) threadshitter.
>>560289743he's not attractive he's shota bait for jewish people
>>560265081You seem upset exebrown
I'm so bored of Nightreign
>>560268694You nuked that shitter
Nightreign is so boring now. You just kill stuff.
>>560276449Said no one ever. The game is knows as such, calling it 'low quality.'
>>560293073>>560293351sisters let's calm down
>>560293418I'm bored of nightreign. I played it too much.
new>>560293770>>560293770>>560293770
>>560293827Too early you retard why are you like this
>>560293569>>560293351>>560293073Everyone feels the same at this point. It was inevitable given all that’s happened thus far.
>>560292956He is attractive, every female who plays the game agrees, he looks better than the actor he’s modeled off of even
>>560294159shut the fuck up
>>560294628Kill yourself thread shitter
>>560295067shut. the. fuck.UP!!!!!!!!!!!
>>560295438You will pay in blood and semen for your insolence for your ceaseless shitting
>>560295945*kills you and then eats you*
