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>>561661285I HATE SANDBAGGING FAGGERMANS!
>>561661469I like how they present newmas/supports now. Everything else is sterile, sovless corpo crap. No fun games, forced ugly mascot, almost no acting from seiyuus...
>>561661665My wife plays Genshit and Uma is way better than their streams. It's just the voice actors reading prepared scripts off screen. It's 100% soulless.
>>561661469Its was ok, I guess. The seiyuus were just kind of....there.
I want to CUM
It's Bakushin time.
>>561661469Please free my wife from support card prison
>>561661820Oh, absolutely. It beats hoyoslops "chibis on a couch go through the script" but it's still a downgrade to what we had before.
>>561661469It feels like they're trying to be an actual Japanese TV show in the worst way possible. The casts has nothing to do and they just react to shit people show them. The keiba corner is a cool idea, but it's kinda flat when no one's actually engaging with the presenter. They should bring a keibafag seiyuu in as a permanent host.I like how cleanly they show the information now, but they should still have the seiyuus present it instead of just listening to a mascot no one asked for.And bring back the mini-game corner. It's so boring and formal without people fucking around.
>>561661469I will miss the funnier shenanigans of the previous iteration that made the girls cuter. They claim that this new format is to deliver info in a faster, more efficient manner; yet it was just as long as the original Pakalive, maybe it will be in the coming months… It might just be growing pains.I'm not a fan of the nasally horseshoe mascot either/10
While everyone's here, I would like to remind you that we have a divegrass match against /vrg/ today which starts in about 4 hours.
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>>561661469move the deep lore to a video or make it more than just 1 guy lecturing while everyone just sits therealso get rid of the mascot but I get why it was used
>>561662506You guys think Silk put that in the design clause?
>>561662225I'll miss the analog set. Digital is just soulless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLb0Z7Urnx0Here's the dance video. I like the remix.
>>561662183>but they should still have the seiyuus present it instead of just listening to a mascot no one asked forThe problem as I see it, is that most of the girls are retarded and can barely read something correctly if they're not already familiar with it, so they'd have to pay them extra to do scheduled practices or pre-record them. Listening to them read off skill-descriptions word for word was bad enough.
>>561662762>Make sure she always shows her navel outside of her shoubuku and school uniform. No, we will not elaborate.
>>561662612>cygames>don't lewd the umas>also cygames>hey look at the painfully detailed midsection on this high powered sex machine
>>561663159
>>561662183>instead of just listening to a mascot no one asked for.I think having what I assume is the game dev directly explaining the game mechanics is better than the seiyuus reading the script about things they clearly had no idea about like how it was before.
https://x.com/UmaLover_RS35/status/2037498665812873571
>>561663130>>561663442I understand that, but it kinda defeats the purpose of inviting the seiyuus onto the show when you give them nothing to do but go >Here are the new characters and cards!And go "ooooh" and "aaaah" during merch corner.
>>561663608Agreed. Which is why they should still be wiggling their butts and prancing around the stage poorly in heels during mini-games. Never forget what they took from us...
>my cystore cartaaiieee its like one spark
>>561664026Live tickets?
>>561664212None at all
Are these Ballroom events actually popular after all, since cygames keeps insisting in keeping them?
>>561664516Yes? They have always been popular.
>>561664516I only like Ballroom Ruby and Helios.
BRING BACK SILLY SEIYUU MINI GAMESJust make it a little shorter
What's up with the game releasing umas with so much clothing? It's pissing me off and I particularly hate it when women wear suits.
>>561664580I heard that the second one got some flak and that the month it happened had worse revenue than the average.
I never doubted her.
>>561664912>What's up with the game releasing umas with so much clothing?Global
>>561664516They seem to sell like shit so I'd say no
>>561664926Group b doesn't count
barely anyone wifes bakushin anyways its not gonna be like the ardan situation its just a free skip as usual
>>561665053>cygay bent the knee because of overseas troons and fagsGod I hate this so much.
>>561664913From who? Globabs?
He was never seen again...
Did they just allocate all the mares to ballroom event? Does that mean we're getting all stallion wedding event this year?Meno altShion altEpi gacha supokaOrufevre gacha supoka
>>561665630Nyo, there’s still plenty left.
>>561664913>>561665590Probably those salty Ardan fans who don't like her alt outfit
>>561665590No, the japanese have talked about it too.
They should just make alts that make all of them naked.
>>561665865When? This was never brought up way back in 2023 when the 2nd ballroom event happend. You can check the uma threads in the archive.
Cygays if you’re doing an actual overseas live please give more than 6 weeks notice unlike Scamco…
>>561665778the event writing being shit likely didn't help either. Ardan and Nice Nature got turned into stepping stones for yuribait that ultimately lead to nothing substantial
>>561665943I posted this
>>561665943Yeah and they should also stop trying to gaslight us all about Tazu
>>561665943Something something bath towels in the onsen is disrespectful to onsen culture
>>561665943*naked with socks
>>561665595safe to say people didn't like that huh?
>>561665953>You can check the uma threads in the archive.>>423538634
>>561665953There was some talk about it recently on twitter after someone posted this.
>>561666491>Completely shat up threadmeanwhile fast forward to now and compared to the usual trainer x ardan there is no art of the event let alone the alt. Bit of a shame since some of the view ardan alt pics are sexo
>>561665953It was a thing before. Mostly Ardan fans who were mad she got turned into yuri bait with her non girlish suit and hairstyle. But it happened.
>>561666945>viewfew.
>>561667001A big part of it was 2nd Alts weren’t really a thing, so it felt especially bad.I don’t hate the alt though because her breasts seem even bouncier in it compared to regular.
>>561665595
>>561667265Yeah a lot of the Ardan hate dissipated once it became clear there were 2nd alts.
i'm off uma game now, the powercreep is waay to much for me to handlei'll just keep up with media stuff and keiba, mostly keibakeiba is love keiba is life
>>561665595ta zu na san wau ma mu su me da
>>561666864>Was Ardan fan now Flight and Buke fanWhat's next? Cygames is right to not listen to these high strung "fans"Uma is a Japanese all age franchise, we will never have officially lesbian couple so calm your balls down. Close friends exists you know, let these high schoolers enjoy their school life.
>>561666864This nigger was likely a troll trying to stir up bad memories of the controversy. Look at how wide the time gap within which it mentioned Ardan was.From some dms I got from someone who saw what happened apparently ardan artists who were dissatisfied were bombarded by antis. One even deleted all his ardan artworks(which I managed to recover)
I thought I lost when Orfe took the lead
Here is one of the ardan comics I managed to uncoverhttps://files.catbox.moe/tya9fk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/0l215f.jpgThe chink TLs are all that's left unfortunately.
>Ballroom Event that put emphasis on the dance aspect and have the usual yuribait pairing quotas to be crack ship / unpopular ships so no one can say anything and no one winsBallroom event is all about how good the alt designs are. Flight and especially Bakushin alt designs are great it doesn't matter how gay the event will turn out since Uma fans don't ever read.
>>561664516Its like the one time a year where Cygames can go full Cygays and throw the /u/fags a bone or three. I don't particularly mind the ballroom alts, I usually just ignore them for the most part.Yes Ardan's event was badYes I want to fuck Bluby
>>561667579It's not that complicated.>twitter person doesn't talk about Ardan much because she's not their favorite anymore>twitter person is a North Flight fan>North Flight likely to get a ballroom alt given her seiyuu was going to be in pakalive>twitter person concernposts because he doesn't want to see lots of people frustrated at their favorite's alt like it happened to Ardan years ago
>the entire first page of my feed is Tacto and her seiyuuIt's a good day.
>>561668927I have my doubts. Just about all of the people who are suddenly worried about ardan barely talked about her at all before. Like once per year levels of talked about. None of them spoke of this when 2025 ballroom event was rolling around for example.
I'm convinced Tact is never coming out.
>>561669482Either way it doesn't matter
I don’t like Bakushin’s alt for the same reason I don’t like Ardan’s.I think nearly white suits looks silly.
>>561661469No matter what Cykeks does I will not be playing their pachinko simulator 3 hours a day to be able to take part in their shitty PvP events.
cygames gotta omnipander somehow be glad its bakushin instead lmfao
>>561669552She's pretty much guaranteed for half anni, no?
>>561669827I am though. Glad it's just bakushin and literally who.
We are never going to go back to this much skin on an alt huh....
https://youtu.be/byqb3DEiqB4?t=6312>the fucking horseshoe casually mentioned 開幕ルミネセンスKEK, I cant believe I missed this
>>561669991Isn't Viblos summer look like this? Just more frilly
i really want gran alegria's figurine but damn I never buyfagged in my entire LIFE I don't even have display cases for it
On the topic of the ballroom events, did Cygames change the writing of future ballroom events after the Ardan fiasco, or are they still the same and Ardan fans were just mad?
>>561670483more like crown's summer too fucking erotic
>>561670529As an ex-buyfag of 12 years don't do it man. They're not fucking around when they say it's a slippery slope.
>>561666231*with stockings, garter belts, and corsets, but no panties or bra
>>561659595Beforehand most goods of any sort honestly were never appealing to me but once I went to nipland for the first time last year I suddenly wanted acrylics and all sorts of other goods when I was seeing them in person. Still wasn't crazy enough to drop 220k yen on a higher end statue though and next time I go I'll probably have less of the excitement of the first time seeing goods in-person in nipland but we'll see. In my case I got acrylics of umas I liked and wasn't really seeing other goods of
2027 will be the year of dress Verxina and suit Gentildonna.
unleash tacto already kusogames
I am in awe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqHawcitHys&list=LL&index=8Pisa would get sad if you pulled out
Sometimes I envy Uma global fans because majority of them don't really see the Umas romantically or ship them (self insertfags and yurifags are twitter loud minorities) they care more about memes and fun things like spechud ogufat etc and does actually discuss gameplay.
>>561670647>give suzuka and clown a sex summer altWhy do flatties and smalls only get sex alts?
Not reading all that. Go back to your secondary shithole
>>561671374????
most obvious ESL global bait when they're the ones making pure literal dogshit like masectomy stego because of trannyshit
>>561671374Because the tits will spill out if Tarumae and Cheval only run in bikinis... Maruzensky is fine since no one gets turned on by saggy granny tits spilling out...
>global "fans"舌を噛み切って死ね
>>561671662yeah, I would absolutely not get turned on by a super lowcut bikini top that had her big areolas peeking out and was only held up by her nipples so it would be completely safe and okay for her to have a new alt like that hahahaha
>best I can do on auto is 54k with meta supportsDamn I guess I really have to learn how to navigate on dreams. Sadly, it's not as fun as DYI.
>>561671662>not getting turned on by mature umasFaggot!
>>561672253There's mature umas, and then there's ancients like Maruzen.
>>561672193I've been missing island every day that it stopped being [current mode].....In my experience with BD you really need the opening turns to be within pretty impeccable parameters or else you just toss out the run i.e. Yanko not being rainbow by at least the last turn before debut if not sooner, Casino not showing up in time to stop you from needing to use the rest button, slightly inconvenient team member placements on trainings for levelups, etc.
>>5616614691/10 because it reminded me yet again that two of my most wanted Uma are stuck in support card purgatory. Would be 0 points, but at least we will get some new fanart from it.
>>561670592Kinda. It's more like the Ardan and Chiyono event was an outlier and they just went back to the same level as Sky and Fuji's event.The Ruby and Helios event was more comedic than yuri baiting, and it was probably the best version of the dance event. The alts for that one were also great since they play to the characters' personality instead of trying to force them to be something they're not.Gim and Taps event was alright, but it was hard carried by Gimlet being Gimlet. There was a sub-plot about Kris S trying to invite Cesario to the dance, but Cesario herself never actually appeared in the story so it was mostly just Kris S being awkward and cute.
>>561672349That makes her even hotter
>>561669827Bakushin's alt isn't that bad for me. Bakushin's still a retard, she's just a well-dressed retard now.
>>561674078It was weird because Cesario did show up but was entirely mute like the seiyuu couldn't actually make it for scheduling or something. It was cute though how Kris was imagining vying for best date with Cesario and almost passed out from daydreaming about her for a second
>Mommy what's an umamusume?>Not now honey
>>561674807Goddammit she even ate my image
>>561672349h-haha yeah what kind of slut pervert torena would get bedded by an old uma three times his age h-hahaha
>>561675009It's so funny to me that Almond Eye's genes are so dominant that there's none of the usual eclair spawn traits on this kid.
I've created the ultimate all-rounder horse.
>>561670529unless you have a permanent residence, don't do it dacchi. I was finally out thanks to rising shipping cost and things just got even more expensive especially with long window pre-order back in Covid era.
>>561669991Crown's was pretty skin-ish this summer.
>>561675009nyes because hors is always hungry, you will gib treats yes
>>561675490can't just put your figs in a suitcase?
I love my dad
>>561675591i mean, if you can limit yourself just to, maybe 3-5 scale figs i guess. And yes the boxes included.
>>561676246reminds me of when I was getting my first figs ever last year during my first nipland trip and I was one of hundreds of customers at the top floor of a DonKi store shopping for a new suitcase because of all the space the boxes would take upalso had a laugh at the shoppers who were too chickenshit to follow through with buying titty mousepads and the like and left them in the return bin that was placed next to the checkout line
>>561676625Most titty mousepads are kind of mediocre and not great at their intended anyway once the novelty wears off unless you’re gonna rub your dick on it and use it to jack off.
https://x.com/bellaleslie__/status/2037565936367173786Did someone cast a curse upon Dubai or something?
>>561676246the box? so do you guys buy figs with a plan to resell them too in the near future?
>>561677546The box is designed to protect them during transport.Your suitcase gets tossed around and handled roughly multiple times during the process of loading and unloading it on a plane.
>>561677546hmm in my case I just brought them with the boxes since I wanted them to be in unopened pristine condition until I got back, I still have my boxes but my figs have just been standing out in the open in my room and wondering if I should bother reboxing them for my move next month
I really like the new relationship system>>561677948>if I should bother reboxing them for my move next monthI recommend doing so, last time I didn't one of my figs...Just do it anon
>>561678164Yeah I kept them around so I might as well, even though my move is literally like 8 blocks from where I'm at now
>>561678164It really adds character to the hors. It's a shame that it doesn't affect the AI's racing schedule so you might not run into your rival for years at a time.
>>561678624yeah, but the umafication possibilities of your WP horse are crazy now
Dacchis, it just dawned on me that the gacha banner ends April 10 and Tact, Heart, and Bouquet have no trainable versions.We might be having 2 newmas this April.
>>561680137Lol.Lmao.
>tried to google lens screenshot from previous thread.>Google shows top result from X.>it's that one guy taking discussion here and posting it on his xitter for ZERO engagement.bro you know can just discuss things here right?
>>561680804Fuck no. Keep him away from here.
>>561680137I was attacked by a rabid pizza, I'll need more time to get my spark for Bouquet back.
How devious.
>>561681052I don’t get it.
Hey dacchis, our divegrass enemily against /vrg/ is starting soon.Get in https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>561681414Liv
>>561681307
>>561681307It's a Japanese joke where you ask someone to say pizza ten times and then point to your elbow (hiji) to make them say knee (hiza).
>>561681414What a powerful image.
Obviously it doesn't work with gaijins.
AMERICA
>>561681414>0-2things not looking good....
It's so over...
Huh what you mean
we are so back
MAJESTIC.
Reminder to dacchis that you can bet on takamatsunomiya
Bakushin Presley sexo
LOAFOAF
>>561683927Sorry but I can’t risk losing my 100% perfect record, consisting entirely of Love’s BC win.
>>561682970The weak fear the strong
>lost 1-2nyooooooo.....
I love Maru-chan and Loaf.
>>561683927Done. Thanks.
Sorry for the abhorrent performance, but at least it was merely a friendly. Our next match is tomorrow and we're playing against /llsifg/.
>>561685529nice try manager, here's to the next time, may we be victorious against llsifg
>>561685529>we're playing against /llsifg/We are using the cover song for our anthem right?
>>561686023The what
>>561685529Not your fault Aniki woke up late.
>>561686102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3OZaeyFac
>>561686471Anon... Please don't do this...
>>561686346>M*chicoDenied
>>561686746rude manager...
>>561686563What's wrong with butt scratches?
You just know Heart-baasan is going to be the biggest wingwoman.
>>561690219Okay, but what if I want Heart herself as my trainee?
>>561690370I mean, she's most likely coming out before Tacto.I've been wondering for a while what her story is going to be like as well.
Diabetes.
if im building a debuffer for next CM will it matter if they're dirt proficient or not?
>>561697451if you only care about skill activations then no
>>561686471Now sniff
>>561664516not really, no
>>561675126they're also so dominant that none of her kids will ever be successful
>>561680137
>>561675009>Nox x Ai can't pass down the eclair>Nox x Sodashi can't pass down the white gene
https://x.com/bellaleslie__/status/2037565936367173786
>boyfaggushin
Thank you Shiraoki-sama.
>>561715174Don't worry, I will fuck the boy out of her
why are imouto sankanba so cute and spoiled?
Misawa is still in wrongthink jail! Do not be fooled just because they used AI to zombify Bakushin! Do not roll!!!!
>>561717020How disappointed will you be if you get a ningen son instead of a uma daughter?
>>561718812What's wrong with her?
>>561719041>dissapointed in having a child with your beloved traineewhat are you gay?
>>561720448as for the mother isn't it the most cucked thing ever to spend all those years raising and nurturing a ningen boy just for another uma to come along and ravage him?
>>561722028Why?Her son isnt her trainer.
>>561722764So many people are memeing on the horseshoe mascot.
papa nyooooooooooo
>>561722028What's more cucked?Raising a ningen boy who would go on to dominate another uma, or raising an uma who would fall head over heel for a ningen trainer.
>>561723687raising a ningen boy to think he can dominate an uma is a cruel delusion to gaslight him with....
>>561722984Because it's such a silly thing to introduce 5 years in.
>>561722984He's such a weird addition.
>>561723687is it considered socially unacceptable if you have a son who becomes a trainer for his uma little sister (blood related)?
>>561724313hell, with the time fuckery of Tracen there could even be an uma oneesan who wards off scouts so that she can reverse-scout claim and mark her otouto torena
>>561722028They would feel prideUmama's must stick together with their species, even if it means overlooking their own kin
Answer this once and for all, 5/8/8 or 8/5/5. Answer me RIGHT NOW!!!
>>561725471Fuck! I fucked this up and now everyones going to treat it like a joke! FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>561725471It depends on your cards.
>>561725643how so? good cards for stats training -> 5/8/8 and 8/5/5 if not?
>>5617254715/8/5.
>>561725643Oh yeah? Whats the difference then? Reply now or I will get you.
>>561725471Neither, I usually just do 6/7/8 or 7/6/8 if I only need to pick up like 3-4 more skill hints.
>>561726020
>>561726180The only point of raising Technique past 5 is to get more stacks of guaranteed skill hints. If you have no more skill hints to fish for, level 8 is completely pointless and you're tanking your substat gains for no gain.
>>561725471there's literally ZERO SP gain difference between 8/5/8 and 5/8/8 so just go 8/5/8Just make sure to be 4/5/5 before classic summer so you dont lose HINTS
>>561726020SIX SEVENNNN
Wait a minute... Top left has stallion ear accessory and different side bangs so it's not Lala... Who could that be?
>>561730845Maybe Dia or Crown?
having a total of 21 level upgrades is a gaslight I refuse to believe it's realistic aaaiiieeeeee
>>561730845Long hair Ines?
>>561730845Pretty sure that's Dia from her side bang
>>561730948>>561731096>>561731173Dia chan in a hoodie, glad she finally stops wearing grandma clothes
>>561730845I can't tell if the one to the left of Vivlos is supposed to be Chevacchi or the angry apple with a hat. Either way, Verxina got left out again...
>>561731534Xina forever cursed to be Donna's shadow. More importantly who was bottom mid and to the right of Believe's
>>561731943Isn't it Mirako (thin)? There's the same side bang.
https://x.com/DailyRacingForm/status/2037611490669117534Burger racing is dying even faster...
>>561731534nigger who the fuck do you think the one next to donna in the bottom left is?
Boba alertI don't want to say anything yet but how does the entry work for G1 raceday at Sha Tin? Any lottery system like JRA?
>>561732576Not part of the same brand as her sisters.
>>561732774Invitational for the international races
>>561732416Think thats more an issue with people watching less cable TV rather than anything to do with horse racing itself anon.
https://news.sp.netkeiba.com/?pid=news_view&no=326220Bereshit aiming for Kyoto Shimbun Hai as his next race, skipping Satsuki Sho and likely Derby as well
>>561733323Oh, that's even worse. Oh well.
>>561734398Any horses you're keeping an eyes on aiming for HK?
>>561734308it doesn't matter, epipi's kids are cursed to never win kikkasho
>>561734308Nyoooo....
>>561734489Oh, I mean, going to watch the G1 race. Again, not saying anything, but I might have the chance to watch Masball vs Calandagan.
>>561734730Doubt Calandagan is coming to HK, it's a tight rotation
Speaking of burger races.>During the 1830s speculative fever had reached a high point, not unlike that in America in the 1980s. Prices of everything from land to horses to sewing machines soared, and money poured into every business from the burgeoning coffers of individual investors and from banks. Horse breeders, mainly in Virginia, Maryland, New York, and North Carolina, were no exception. They borrowed heavily from the banks and the investors to expand their acreage and stables, and they brought in so much money from selling each crop of horses that every year they doubled and tripled the number of foals they produced.>Kentucky breeders, meanwhile, abstained from such indulgences. Competitors called them “stodgy,” “self-centered,” and “backward,” but the Bluegrass farmers continued the practice of breeding the same numbers of stallions every year to the same mares owned by the same families with whom they’d done business for generations. Their operations remained selfsufficient.When the economy collapsed in 1837, breeders in other states were stuck with an oversupply of a product no longer in demand. Prices plummeted, and the horse industry took a dive—except in the Bluegrass, where greed had not overwhelmed common sense.The more things changed, the more they stay the same, huh.
>>561734308Are they taking Kitamura behind the shed?
>>561732774https://entertainment.hkjc.com/en-us/visit-us/sha-tin-racecourseSeems like you just pay the entrance fee on the day? I think we have a chink anon in the thread, so maybe he can tell you more.
>>561735090No he's still riding Croix for the Osaka Hai
>>561735075hasnt burger racing seen a resurgance in interest since it practically vanished back in 2000?
>>561735779I meant more the overbreeding and bloodstock speculation part.
>>561735180Hopefully that's the case, fingers crossed
>>561737865Poor creature didn't make it past its introductory stream...
>>561737865I can't tell if they love him or hate him at this point.
i swear i saw there was supposed to be an uma talk show being hosted at northern horse park today
>hiking>ティアラ繋いだ、その先へ come up on the playlist>immediately tear upIt's over. The himbas got me.
>Tacto wants to know your location
>>561740775snakes are cool
I thought Seiun is used for male horses and Nishino is for females, but I just found out that Nishino Daisy is a dude? (Thought he was a mare all this time, doesn't help that he has feminine name)
>>561741005They're pretty chill, yeah.uma with reptile pupils when?
>>561741445scarlet....kawakami....
>>561741487Isn't "cat eyed umamusume" mob in Kingu career supposed to be Kawakami? She's cat eyed not reptile eyed then
>>561740775>Tact already knows your location
>>561740775Idk, tacto is a tiarathey're not really the most sane umas out there
>>561741487Like anon said, they're more feline eyes.(Totally didn't forget about them anyway)
>>561741595No? ネコ目 and ボブカット are their own characters. I think they show up with Kawakami too.
>>561741757You don't get to the very top by being normal. Reliable results, sure, but never exceptional.
>>561741487I can see why Vodka hates Dasca and the children from Kawakami's childhold feared her
>>561741387Aye, the owner said before that there's an actual reason why some hors are Nishino and why some are Seiuns, but he said he'll never tell.
>>561737865imagine this dude shows up at the next live concert
>>561742468Mystery man holding his secrets...
>getting married with Tact before her implementationholy fking based
>>561741005I like burmese pythons. They're just so friendly for something that could easily squeeze you to death.
Danon Bourbon won Fukuryu S
>>561742826They seriously can't beat that if that's implemented, right?
>>561741712Tacttore will not be worthy until he masters escape and evasion. (from umapyoi)
>>561742826already engaged by the time she enter Tracen
>>561743174humans are known for their resiliency i believe
>>561743110oh she will.
>>561743174Torenas are The Most Dangerous Game
>>561743110Married with kids.
>>561743493damn, even romance has powercreeping
>>561742826>the honeymoon will be camping in the Hokkaido forests eating game and canned rations for a week
>Ai: Ever since our contract, I've always taken the spotlight.>Ai: I know you're my trainer, but I can't just keep taking everything for myself->Aitore: Yes you can.>Ai: Eh?>Aitore: My dream has always been about you.Smooth moves Aitore.
Kuma-san will help me against tacto
All trainers must attend SERE C, Water Jungle AND Arctic survival training, attend jump school, and must learn how to pilot both rotary and fixed wing aircraft during trainer academy in order to be hired by tracen.In order to properly train their umamusume of course.
>>561743086Undefeated Kentucky Derby Challengers kinda exciting
>Her eyes start glistening.
>>561743629>Holds her hand while she is sick to the point he gets burns>Says shit like thisAlmond Eye, rape that man.
>>561743728Their eyes are resonating.
>>561743629Aitore’s brain is filled with nothing but Ai at all times kek. He’s a very dedicated man
>>561738602https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2037774261033808110
>>561743861>Whenever Ai's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Almond Eye!?"
https://x.com/RacingDubai/status/2037767112362717618>Turf: Yielding
>>561743836Their eyes are having SEX
>>561743629OP here, I'm wondering if I translated this line wrong. Maybe it should be like this:>Ai: You're my trainer, but that's not all you are->Aitore: It's my everything.>AI: Eh->Aitore: my dream has always been about you.
>>561743757this is why Ai is happy to umapyoi him
Next on the list is Vivlos
My Universe won Nikkei Sho. I think Rey de Oro has a thick stayers blood, Haruten should be interesting with a clash against Admire Terra
>>561745456wrong thread
>>561745480I didn't know we had two uma threads on here. That's wild! My bad.
>>561743649Mein torena, kuma-san... >>561743531
>>561743720It's a sign
>>561744568
Yanko don't look
>>561747179Now that's an NTR smile if I ever saw one.
https://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/world/victoire-pisa-turkish-relief-for-japans-nice-dubai-world-cup-hero/>Talks about Pisa's sex life while using uma Pisa pic
>>561747635>illustration byfking indog writter
>>561747635my sex life with pisa...
The nips are calling the horseshoe mascot "KimTetsu" and there are many fanart of him being killed or just dead it can't be that bad bro
>>561748628He was sent out to die....
>>561747635Made for Turkish torena, Japanese size is not enough
>>561748628Oh yea this guy is not making it back.
Sexooo
>when Ryusei says no to donut-based umapyoi
>>561751485How do you even do donut based umapyoi?
>>561751590That's a trade secret.
Yikes, I feel like professor horseshoe is going to get gutted immediately
He will be reborn as a villain.
https://youtu.be/8lN-Ju3r4bkDWC stream started, still ~2.5 hrs until the first race
>>561748772honestly that is the first time I saw that artist doing uma x trainer with kissing. Chrono must be doing real wonders to capture the artist's heart.
>>561754345Wrong pic, but just imagine kissing the horseshoe stache.
>>561752841I hope not. The guy's really trying and there's nothing wrong with the idea itself, it's just a weird thing to have at this point.
All those hachimis are doing something to Teio's (forma JK) body....
>>>/sp/154029451which one of you amerifat chads did this?
>>561759065>John cygamesThat was globalbab speaks
That was good race just now. The track seems to be super fucking slow though, like 3 to 4 seconds slow
Artists really love the new tomodachi game
>>561758651im so focused on that watch and missed the blatant lewd handholding.
>Vivlos first bond story>You see her get out of a car>You walk into her field of vision>She IMMEDIATELY takes you out on a date>look her up on google>>>>>>>>>>>MARE
>>561759304Yeah, I've easily seen at least a dozen sharing photos of their uma creations on Twatter. The customization options seem fairly robust.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561730845obv katsuragi ace
>>561759268That was great, aye. That chase at the end was exciting.
Ebayan stocks keep rising.
>>5617607121.5s slower than last year despite both grounds rated as fast
There sure are a lot more English comments this year. Uma really is reviving horse racing, even if it's only for a short amount of time.
>>561761903Yeah the global fanbase has been going through the same undulations as /umajp/ back when the game first came out.They're reaching the "everyone is an oshi, must research further" phase. I'm even seeing translations of Sakazaki Freddy floating around more often.
Number 5 in the Gold Cup, Sons and Lovers, is Pui's grandkid.
DWC stream accepting super chat they can't be THAT broke
oonige in 3200m
>>561761130Dirt condition info should not be taken at their face value when there is rain or anti-freeze involved. See 24 kentucky or kurofune's JCD
NIGEKIRI NIGEKIREIIIIII
A mare fucking won the stayer race
We can't escape from the ohimbas...
Nice try, thought the 64-65s F5F was quite slow so it could work
Oh no, slow as fuck track on turf too. Ombudsman and lugal are done for. Well, the former can still win though sheer potential but it's still a large debuff
Pui's grandkid got 4th.
UAE Derby next, let's see if Pyromancer can keep his undefeated status
I'm cheering for Granny's grandkid.
I cringed whenever I heard "the connections" no wonder normal people never take horse racing seriously
>>561763796I mean how do you says the owners, trainers, jockeys, grooms, breeders etc all at once
>>561763557Will a Pyromancer win be considered a win for Japan?
>>561764296JP trained so yes
>>561763796Good. Keiba should be for the elite. Pui will never come to uma.
WONDER DEAN DID IT
WONDER DEAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Acute's grand son fucking won
>>561763557Congrats anon
KENTUCKY DERBY NEXT
>>561764653Emerging Market will win thoughever
Didn't Pyromancer get bumped hard right out of the gate?
5th consecutive years of Japan farming UAE Derby
Post some grandmas.
>>561765019
This was C.Demuro's first time riding dirt? That can't be right.
Wonder Dean's groom crying tears of joy.
>>561765230The GOAT!
>>561765230Imagine if C.Demuro rides Dean into winning the KD.
Pyromancer got 20 from 2sai Yushun and 30 from 3rd place. Would this be enough?
>>561765230wdym? he's riding on dirt countless times in jp
>>561765317I hope Mirco will also have a ride at the KD this year...
>>561765350UAE road and JP road points are separated, Danon Bourbon already won JP road, and the first two finishers of UAE Derby got the slot
>>561765487Oh, I thought there were at-large slots in case of the burger hors are all jobbers
Next up.>>561765373That's what I thought. But he said it was his first dirt or something during the winning interview, maybe I just misheard.
>>561765387He already got one
>>561765695i rewind the feed and he said this is his first time win on dirt. I also thought he said his first ride on dirt lol
>>561765969I guess he mean an international graded race, since already won a Jpn2 before
>>561765019Congrats on your grandkid winning.
Lugal's acting uppity
>1200m stretchHas Calstone Light O participated in this race?
Realistically can Lazzat win vs Ka Ying Rising?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Lugal 2nd
Damn, that was close.
>>561767367nvm that guy is a fraud
I was starting to believe in Lugal...
Nice try Lugal
Last place got injured? What happened
Well done, Lugal. Just come home and spread the Dura gene.
>/sp/ thread already has 100 postswe took over.
Pisa showcase
Pizza on the screen.
What do you mean no one is hitting on MaruzenskyI mean she still has a rocking body despite her ageNo one in bubbly land is hitting on her eitherNow she's dragging her trainer all over the place
Black Saffron goes back to back. Tuz is washed (don't look at Nakatomi and American Stage's results)
All favs flopped so far
American Stage...
All favourites also flopped last year
>>561769807A Tracen torena is the only kind of man able to stand up straight after a ride on Tacchan.
CAM ON GAIA
Is it good luck or bad luck if I wear my Ebayan shirt?
GAIA FORCE WON (the groom award)
Damn right that goofball is the best-turned out.
Sasuga the cam whore.
Gaia Force fucking leading
Nyooooooo...
This fucker. Focus on the actual race.
>losing to an Ombudsman without a pace setterPathetic
Fug I thought Ombudsman was gonna job without a pacemaker. Gaia Force at least won the groom award
Ombudsman denies it cleanly
>>561773004I for hive him becasue he's cute.
>Dura kid did better than Kitasan kidDura wins once again
>the favorites will win back-to-back to close this out
>Dubai World Cup night is the biggest night in horse racing.Doubt.>>561773294Durarararara.
>>561773754He's not wrong. It's bigger than Saudi and all other G1 fes events have their main event in the afternoon.
https://x.com/WarpDoor/status/2037766380574130397Here's something to waste time on while waiting for the next.
>>561771142>>561773004i love this goddamn attention whore
Can Calandagan beat Nox's record time?
>Hongkong is incredibly stacked>Ireland/UK campaign is lol, lmao even>L'Arc is l'ol, l'mao evenAt this rate, maybe they should consider sending Admire Terra to Melbourne because Ebayan's Saudi Cup might be the only G1 win by nip hors
Equinox mentioned.
>>561774920Impossible.
>>561774920Well, Nox never did get whipped during his race and even slowed down at the end.
Easy win for Calandagan as expected.
As expected.Next up is the 9th and final race - Dubai World Cup, G1, 2000m Dirt, 01:45 JST, Forever Young is number one.
I forgot his silk colours so I was staring at the wrong hors the entire time.
>Shekena lost>YT viewers down from 20k to 16kI thought we're all watching for Yanko...
When Yanko wins this one, the Dubai-war arc of her campaign will end in umapyoi.
>gaia force choked
Really wish Masba was here for the rematch. Calandagan's strength really increases my copium for finally a good senior hors dura kid after taiho
>>561776531It's the equivalent of Leomon showboating his ultimate form before eating dirt.
>>561776582Same, maybe Admire Terra too just for the hell of it. The war really messed things up, but at least we're getting a hell of an Osaka Hai out of it.
Why are retards talking about records when the track is shit tonight?
>>561776880probably because Calandagan kinda got close to Eclair's record (2.25.79 vs 2.25.65) despite a shit track
There's our nepo baby.
Yanko hype edit...
No Legendary Horse Real Steal this time?
>>561776837Onyankopon is still running. Amazing.
>>561778346he's a gelding now...
>>561778432Mein gott...
>>561777513The clock is stopping at 50m, the correct time is 2.27.something
IT'S TIME
STARTING
GO LAD GO
It's nyover for Ebayan
Ebayan 2nd................
Nyo...
Ebayan jobbed again...
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oof, started that close in too late...
NIGEKIRI'D
my goat is washed....
He hit the gas too late
...
Yanko...
100 more meter and Yanko could have closed
I can't believe Wonder Dean was the only nip winner this trip, and it was for the G2 UAE derby...>>561779385I noticed Sakai was off this entire night. Maybe he wasn't feeling it.
>the white horse was caught staring at the camera again
Yanko doesn't like Dubai.
Yanko not responding well...
Why didn't Ryusei chase early in the corners like he did for Romantic Warrior?
I was thinking Yanko should have fought to be in first instead of shadowing the leader. Congratulation to Magnitude though, that was a good performance.
a disappointing outcome but at least ebayan's safeanother dubai crown lost...
Is this the Ortiz magic that I've been told about?
もう興味ない寝る
What's Yahagi's excuse going to be this time around? Trump starting the war and causing distress among Ebayan's team?
>>561779686I think everyone underestimated Magnitude. No one tried to challenge.
>>561779847Maybe Dubai G1s will be Ebayan's permanent Achille's heel. But he has a decorated career beyond that.
>>561779686>>561779707I think Sakai getting too cocky and didn't see Magnitude as a real threat like with RW
>>561779968yea i think they late to realize Magnitude was too far ahead. I think even Magnitude's jockey look shocked he got away
tfw jinxed it>>561321332
>>561779686I expected Ryusei to start the grind before the last corner too...
>>561780162It's Orfe's Arcs all over again...
>>561780195Quasimodo predict this
>>561780168That's keiba for you. Never know what could happen.Now I'm reminded of the absolute shitshow that was last year's bong race season.
>>561779968That's how it looked to me too, He jump out 3 lengths ahead after the final corner and they didn't start to chase soon enough,
Forever FRAUD
>>561780162Ryusei, why…
>>561779968>>561780162Might be it. Maybe he saw how every other niger hors so far gassed out before the final corner and thought that the same would happen to Magnitude too.
Ebayan really bad at Dubai's corner for some reason
Literally no excuse for losing this one bros.
With a 2nd, does Ebayan fail to surpass Romawo as hons with the biggest purse won or is he still surpassing Romawo?
>>561780835Aye. Last year there was the duel with Romawo, but there's nothing for this. I guess he's just bad Dubai or Ryusei messed up by not contesting sooner.Oh well, I'm just glad everyone's safe. Now they can come home and run the Arima.
If I grab the free parent tickets from the box, will they go over cap or should I use the free ones first?
>>561780864+2.4M for Ebayan after today so still No.2
>>561780564Yeah Sakai didn't put enough pressure on Magnitude and he ended up lasting longer than expected>>561780654>>561780835Shorter last stretch than Saudi, pretty much miscalculation on Sakai by not urging him earlier and Ebayan simply didn't fired up on time to chase Magnitude
the time was pretty slow, sakai made the mistake of not pushing on the corner again and it made FY switch leads late, he was outdueled by ortiz
its fineRyusei, thank you, i'll never stop believing in youForever Young, ill always be there for you, like i was there 2 years ago
>>561781392track was shit though contributes to the slower times
>>561781386>miscalculation on Sakai by not urging him earlier It's pretty early desu, if Sakai try to push even earlier that would mean full sprint for 800m, too risky
Magnitude was just better
>>561782445You could say he was ________ better
NEVER STOP BELIEVING
>>561751590rimming
>fujita was on abema too>pre-race hype montageOOF
>>561783570Humiliation ritual...
Ryusei…
I was coping a little bit earlier, but I think this course just isn't suited for Ebayan,
>>561784075DON'T GIVE UP RYUSEI
>>561784101
Did Yahagi say anything controversial preface? I saw nips and chinks piling on him.
>>561784776*pre-race
>>561784776The usual lip service he's at his peak in good condition etc
>>561784776It's just the usual keibafag meltdown after they lost their bets
https://tospo-keiba.jp/breaking_news/69938No excuses from Yahagi
Hey, our second divegrass match starts in a few minutes. We're playing against /llsifg/ tonight, get in https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
These new umas are getting a bit too close
>>561784075Imagine the uma version.>fly into a warzone at the last minute to support your tantou>emotional reunion once Yanko realizes you've made it, entire arc's worth of character moments>whole-ass hype montage before THE revenge race>scripted loss to a niger
>>561791369PeroperoperoperoExcuse me, CAM ON UMA
i want to start watching the animes finally.whats the best order? which ones are generally the best?
>>561793243>best orderRelease>the bestS2
>>561791369What a sexy boy
It's over...
>>561793243The best season is s3, despite what everyone else says
>>561793243follow release date for best order. imho, road to the top was the best.
>>561793243id sayS1 S2 S3 RTTT BOANE Cinderella Graydon't listen to anyone saying S1 is not worth watching, it's not anything groundbreaking but it sets up everything
maneja....that was rough.....
I'm gonna blame the anon that suggested the M*chico anthem.
GGs from the /llsifg/ management, thanks for the match dacchis>>561794929Execute him
Rough night for /uma/.
>>561795557good thing we're /umajp/
Our last game is next Saturday, and it's gonna be an ojisan bowl against /mjg/
Thank you again, Shiraoki-sama.
ano saaa, torenaaaa.....
Why did Ebayan job?
Because Fujita cursed him by introducing him into the game while he's still active
She tried her best okay
>>561800508Let magnitude get too big a lead, took that last corner weakly, attempted to catch up way too late.And magnitude just raced really well.Maybe dubai is just a cursed place for yanko.
>>561800804Placed higher than he did last year atleastMaybe some consolation donuts are in order
>>561800508It was over as soon as Forever Young got his own pre-race hype video and the Commentators Caster-Cursed him when they said he was definitely going to win
FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERTOGETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERFOREVER LOVE AND FUN UNTIL THE MORNING SUN
>Long: +800k>Medium: 850k+>Dirt: 800k+>Sprint: 730k~>Mile: 730k~Why. Why is it so difficult to get points on sprint and mile. I don't know what to do it's costing me 6 retention.
Forever KWAB
How do you lose to this goober
I guess this is a feeling similar to watching a double crown horse lose their last leg. finishing 2nd in a G1 is a great feat but you can't help but feeling immensely dissappointed
>>561817976WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CREATURE ON THE SCREEN AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561817976
>>561820197STOP. No sad Yanko.
>>561820197shoulda used a clock
>>561820197ドンマイドンマイ, just go grab another burger GI to even the score.
>>561820197Bitch, you've already won so many timesGet over yourself
>no event>nothing for another dayI don't even feel like playing even though realistically I should be training for the next CM...
>>561821941>Puuboooo Senseiiiii! I'm washed! I can't win ALL the GI! It's over for me!
I tried reading the stuff in the OP but it really isn't helping me to make parents. I go on twitter and there's people with a parent that has like 40 skills...how? At max I can get like 22 or something no matter what I do.
>>561822103Don't open
>>561821941B-but she was supposed to win the International Dirt Triple Crown!S-She was supposed to redeem herself for losing last year!
>>561820197artists pls make more, this is the kino part of the story
>>561823179Oh you fucker.
>>561823179SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HIGHEST EARNING HORSE EVER AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561823818I mean yanko still will be as long as he places well in his next few races no?
>>56182258440+ white inherits umas are the result of days of farming parents. You'll need to parents with a lot of white inherits already, then you'll need to do the breeding loop.
>>561824567If they’re not changing their plans, then his only other race this year is supposed to be at the Arima Kinen as a retirement sendoff. Don’t think he’s gonna place well there.
>>561824939Pretty sure they said they are gonna discuss what their plans are going forward once they get back to japan according to the post race interview?The arima kinen is just what they are eyeballing as the last shebang
How much nip dirt G1s does he need to grind to get to #1 anyway?
is yanko going to be coveted once he retires or is >dirt still too much of an inferior type of race track for japan
>>561825302Imagine if he keeps racing for one more year just so he can finally win the DWC.
Had Ebayan won DWC, Yahagi probably would send Ebayan to the frogs, but now after he lost on slow surface, I hope he'll stay in Japan.
>>561827353Guy should spend the rest of the year collecting the dirt G1s in Japan.
>>561825501After DWC Ebayan now has $31.850.600, with ~$2.6M difference from RW He'll need to win 3 Champions Cup. And that's assuming RW doesn't earn some more
>>561827707He still has one final leg of HK triple crown and then HK Cup to top it off.
>>561826785>First ever dirt japanese HOTY and an american eclipse award winner>Also first japanese born, raised, and trained winner of the top dirt race in the world the BCCDunno, dirters are 2nd class jap citizens but yanko is certainly gonna be considered one of the best of the best either way>>561825501As the other anon said there is rougly a 2.6M USD difference between current top earner romantic warrior and second place YankoDunno what RW's plans are race wise, but Yankos future races arent set in stone either so we will see what the plan is after Yanko returns to japan in the first week of april
>>561827876+ ~$3.7M, so around 1 Dubai World Cup win or 7 Champions Cup
>>561827707At this point, the best option for Ebayan is a BCC title defense to guarantee he finishes #1.
>>561822103>Puuboo senpai I wanted to be the richest G1-level horse just like how you're the richest G2-level horse uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>561828174Oil money really is something else.
>>561826785I'm sure he'll get plenty of good mares just for his status as a national hero alone.
>>561822103>>561828724[Angry moiiiiii noise]
>>561828174I mean>JP horses can only race for 3-4yrs and have to race overseas>HK geldings can race 5yrs+ and focus primarily in domestic racesIt's kinda losing battle to begin with, first with G60 and then Romawo
Ebayan lost to a horse with zero G1 wins....Owari da...
>>561780195Garren almost has the same colours too
>>561830208She's a gal who's kind to losers with no G1 wins
>>561830208happens, Rey de Oro lost to Chevacchi in JC and TMOO lost to Dotoooo in Takarazuka
That's horse racing. Good thing you can't bet through the JRA this year or else there'd be a lot more salty gambling addicts shitting on Ebayan and Ryusei.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2038091286356582629
>>561832928>tsuruchan blasting offholy fug
>>561832928This doesn't even make sense.
>loses on the dubai cup>twiceCan we just NOT include this in her career when she gets released?
>>561833664maybe its gonna be the event that trainer alters the course of?
>>561833274Wdym
>>561833664My uncle works for Shibuya Abemas, they're scrapping MEA scenario and instead advancing the HK scenario plan forward
Ebayan is facing Magnitude at her 10. It's already over for her.
This portion of the screen is going to be empty for only a couple more hours
>>561784776Something along the words of>Dubai isn't as risky as people implied>Connections who still went to DWC day anyways are the professionalsSo in a way insulting the other trainers/owners for not wanting to travel to a warzone
torena
>>561836854Eh i dont think it was really meant to be insulting to other japanese trainers/ownersIt was more a point that other foreign racers from places like america and elsewhere were going there and they have more resources and info that would tell them wether or not it would be safe to be thereSo pulling out when there was no real reason to think they would be in danger showed a difference in dedication to the sport/professionalism between japanese racing and foreign racingOr atleast thats how i read it
>>561820197I just found out the result thanks to this image in xitter
Magnitude and his emotional support pookie bear (he was very emotionally supported)
>>561839645Magnitude (Great) with his teddyForever Young (Awful) with no donutsThe game was rigged from the start
>>561831076マグニチュードくんってさぁ、まだG1取ってないの?じゃ~あたしからサービス…あ・げ・よう・か?なんちゃって(heart)
>>561839645The God damned bear will be a mood down event for Ebayan once she drops, huh?
>>561841410>Tacto's pet bear will cause Ebayan to fail his second DWC run
>>561841410>you have a corporate daddy>i have my pookie>we are not the sameaaaiiieeeee
>>561839418would have been funnier if the biblos in t-san's heart was the ningen version
>>561839418Is this a reference to something?
Namura Clair will win tonight in 30 minutes!
>>561842812>Ichiban stinkyOh nyo...
>>561839645Does he have the :3 mouth too?
>first ikusei event>Vivlos drags me to meet her whole family>dad and mom is a uma human couple
Does john doe not stream the races anymore
>>561842340A page from Chainsaw Man's final chapter that's getting giga meme'd on right now
What a great name, Sunday Funday
>>561843434just get a vpn and watch on youtube, man
>>561843421The legend of tailless Halwa Sweet and her MLB star simp will live forever.
Starting soon.
Lememewinslol
SATONO REVE!
Easy win for Lememe.
What a fucking lock
Great run from Win Car, granpa still got the racing spirit
SATONO STRONG
Namura Clair bros...
>>561839645>my trainer gave this to meMagnitude will brag about that every single time
So when are we getting Reve in the game? The Satono clan needs new members.
The first two JRA G1s being a renpa by Lord Kanaloa was insane
>200K viewersLol, JRA is truly playing in easy mode
>>561844805He's a great and versatile sire, he just needs good mares.
B-but Namura Clair was supposed to get her swan song...
>>561845474Is she retiring after this race?
>>561845569yep
>>561845605Welp. She had a great career anyway, one GII and four GIIIs is still really impressive. Now it's time to be a mother.>Halo 4 × 5 = 9.38%、Northern Dancer 4 × 5 = 9.38%、Hail to Reason 5 × 5 = 6.25%So who will they send her to?
>>561845710me
>>561845921What's your pedigree?
>>561845710Nadal?
Hors pats for Namura Clair after her final race
Oh, Lememe actually speaks decent Japanese.
>>561846448Y-yes?
>>561846623I thought he just read off a script based on how awkward he sounds during the Uma promos.
>torena eyeing his colleagueUh-oh.
>>561846680Well, he's not an actor
>>561846448>>561846680how new?
>>561846680Nah, he's been living in Japan for years now. It's only natural that he'd be able to speak Japanese.
https://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/2038148300965286118
>>561847383SATONOSATONOSATONO
>>561847383>horse shoe fell offThe Satono curse...
>If the mare appeared to be ready, she was brought into a room about the size of a squash court. Her rear legs were hobbled in case she tried to kick the stallion; her tail was wrapped in gauze bandages to prevent the tough strands of her tail from cutting the stallion’s penis; attached to her upper lip was a cord affixed to the handle of an ax that could be tightened if she began to act up. The mare’s genitals were washed while she waited for the stallion to be led into the breeding shed, and the stallion’s penis, too, was washed with a mild solution from a bucket bearing his name and used only for this purpose. Two or three grooms held the mare, while another groom led the stallion to her. When the stallion’s tail swooshed up, the grooms knew the horse had completed his job.>her tail was wrapped in gauze bandages to prevent the tough strands of her tail from cutting the stallion’s penisImagine getting cuts on your penis while trying to have sex with your uma.
>>561839709
>>561847845first you can get your dick burned, bruised, and now lacerations. It's hard being a ningen.
Osaka Hai next week is gonna be real hype with honses not being able to go to Dubai.
>>561671524I want to pin down and ravage golshi
>>561847980>An uma leg locking you can break your back>Her tail can lacerate your penis>She can bite chunks out of you if she gets too horny>You can burn your penis if her internal temperature is too highI don't want to be a trainer anymore.
>go to Turfy store>they're selling Force of the Horse starter sets and booster packs>not even the slightest nod to Uma anywhereWhy do they hate Uma Musume so much?
>>561847845Am I reading the containment procedure of some SCPass creature or an erotica involving restrained rape?
>>561848395That's how you breed horses apparently, or at least that's how they did it in Burgerland back in the 1930s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GzZGuM2HSYRecommend Hour is back.
>>561827707https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2038112062224908529Using JPY Forever Young was only ~200M JPY behind Romantic Warrior??
>Pisa started giving you bento because she can't bare watching you eating instant noodles all the timegrim...
>gigantic turf empire—one that overshadows the Whitneys, the Vanderbilts, the Wideners in this country, that towers above Baron de Rothschild’s in France, and that ranks with the Aga Khan’s in EnglandThe fucking Rothschild had/has their own stable?
>>561850957Why wouldnt they?
>>561851196It's just not a name I'd ever associate with horse racing. I didn't expect them to have any interest in anything outside of finance, wine, and politics.
>>561850957https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prix_Rothschild
>>561851661Even if they dont care about it, its prestigious and a source of revenue I guess. You gotta do something when you arent busy subverting nations.
https://x.com/V_UMA_LOVE/status/2038153921450144208Cool translation grok
>>561854504seeex
Is there any list of Oka Sho entrants?
How the hell are you supposed to get 70 skills?
>>561856281https://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_7.php?code=2026041209020611
ok but what's next for Yanko? They want to retire him at Arima, so that's confirmed, but surely they will race him at least one more time before that, right?
>>561857865Thanks dacchi
>>561859080Who knows. Could be NAR prep > Keeneland, or Champions Cup
>>561862839Having retirement race at Champions Cup just feels wrong to me. If he wants to finish it in a dirt race, I'd much rather see his retirement in Tokyo Daishoten. Let him race against Wilson Tesoro, Diktaeon, or even the new dirt successors.
>>561864656>Tokyo DaishotenNow that's the kind of retirement I want to see. A big send-off at a dirt all-star race. Arima retirement is a bit too risky in my opinion, and it's way better to see him at his best for his final race.Plus, they can show his anime.
Dacchis, I'm tired.......
Hi Tired, I'm dad.
>>561864656We're talking about his options before Arima retirement
>>561868824No thoughts in that head except winning.
It'd be really funny if they make it so (You) "just happen" to get stranded alone with Tacto in the damnedest places throughout her campaign.
Tact is never getting released.
Shut the fuck up. This year is HER year
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/166183609AI slop implies the existence of AI gem
Any last words for Ai-chan before her pickup goes away in 12 hours?
>>561870947Please...come home...Onegai...Yamero...
>>561869285Isn't that just Bono?
>>561870947I love this silly cucumber so much it’s unreal
>>561871541Aside from the deserted island at the start, the other times where Bono whips up a feast with a rock and two sticks are set in pretty mundane places IIRC.On the other hand, they could go pretty ham with the locations with Tact, since she would be seeking out the highest peaks instead of just looking for the best ingredients, so to speak.
>>561868824Who knew she would be this dumb.>I don't even like studying, I just want to be in first place.
>>561869606Really? doing it right in the forest?
you think cygames had something prepared just in case FY won DWC?
Kitasan is so cute and sexy, but I'd die within a month if I dated such a huge extrovert.
puppet pussyonaholeshared sensesclit stimulationorgasm denialmultiple orgasmshidden sexwormholemindbreak
>>561881057>>561878306I just realized Kitasan and Marche had a kid 2 years ago. He should be debuting this year.
do not
i will
me too
same
>>561882505>umaMagnitude won't shut up about how her torena won this teddy for her at the funfair>Yanko: Mood Down!
>>561882505>Yanko Dislikes: Stuffed Bears
>>561895951damn right, that torena knows what's proper and virtuous, isn't that right Verxina?
>>561892918Who keeps giving these forms to middle schoolers?
>>561896439They are on the shelf in akikawas officeNext to the trainer contract registration forms
>>561895951>>561896386This is why trainees rape
And this is why you need to show the fact that you are taken, a fake ring is enough deterrent.Of course, such relationships might be seen as suspicious so you should occasionally be seen with another trainer on various outings.
>>561899979>And this is why you need to show the fact that you are taken, a fake ring is enough deterrent.As trainee information is available to the trainers i would expect registered trainer information to likewise be available to the trainees.Things like past and current trainees (if any), specific major wins and titles, educational background, marriage status, how many children they want, race type specialties, personal work related goals and the sort.Important information that trainees may want to consider when thinking about accepting a trainer.
>>561899979>ring>implying an uma that would stop an uma
>>561900529oh, I went horsbrain, that should have been>implying that would stop an uma
>>561900419>how many children they want>set mine to 0>never get rapedI'm a genius.
>>561900774>get fired for being unable to find a trainee that would accept his contractalternatively>only get trainees that take it as a challenge
>>561900529Why are her ears pointed back?
>>561901374it's an edit of this but also>torena needs CORRECTION for thinking he could just wear that ring in front of me
As a legendary steeplechase champion, Oju Chosan was a great stayer so why didn't Oju Chosan's owner try running him in the Arc de Triomphe?
>>561901628Should probably switch the ears around
>>561901374Aren't hors ears pointed back when they're angry?
>>561907371nyes, I love how cygays never misses with the cute mimi expression
Chrono kitty
>>561820197
>>561915581Ryusei copping a feel there.
>>561915581SakaiT enjoying that $30M tattas
I love g1let losers.
>>561917195Especially if they're cute
>>561917195So you love 99.99% of all racehorses?
>>561917195ENTER
The donut deficiency will be corrected.
>>561919437Ass?
>>561918516I do
>>561921267Earth became a filthy natural 3* and was promptly kicked out of team canopus.
me? i love 100% of race horses
>>561923029this but also horses that don't race
I love 100% of all horses.
>>561923473What about Schrodinger's horse?
>>561923662I may or may not love that horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16uiMQBRYYkotatsu is a matter of life and death
My grandma got burnt and became sexier.
Do you guys take Yanko's dirt skills or her general skills for BCC CM?
>>561930756You always take Yanko's dirt skills unless you're running S Tarumae or Parade Falco.
>>561926502Are kotatsu even that good?
https://umapoi.moe/quizare you brave enough to take the uma autism test?
>People treating Magnitude as Rice Shower for ruining Forever Young's International Dirt Triple Crown
>>561933470>International Dirt Triple CrownPeople will lump any three things together and call it a triple crown nowadays...
>>561933567/umaJP/, /uma/, /v/ma - the Uma General Triple Crown...
>>561933470>treated like Rice Shower>has the same name as Bourbon's sireReally makes you think.
>>561933470I’m seeing people loving him for having a stuffed toy best friend though
>>561931048Y-you're not supposed to take the gold skills with S Tarumae?
>>561933470A FUCKING VILLAIN
>Event mocap scenes now available to watch separately
>>561934276S Tarumae (and Parade Falco) already has コール&レスポンス as an innate gold. So it becomes 1 gold skill vs 2 gold skill. イノベーション vs 尻尾の滝登り + 前人未到.
Taru creature artist did the Japanese artist thing of nuking all his accounts.https://www.pixiv.net/users/4368634https://x.com/gomasamune/It's not even the end of the month yet.
>>561935308what the FUCKhe's done close to 20 YEARS of artwork
>>561935308He did give ample warning ahead of time this time, unlike other artists.
>>561935976I guess. He said at the end of hte month so I thought he'd delete everything tomorrow, but apparently it happened on the 22nd.Anyone saved his last farewell art?
Event cutscenes replay page addedhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2038453431321739597
>>561935976>>561936117Was it really just because of the backlash about the statement he gave, or?...
>>561936205>>561936205>>561936205
>>561936250Apparently he lost his passion for drawing for a while now and it took the backlash for him to realize that he's not interested anymore. Not sure how true that is since he's been uploading consistently every month.
>>561917195...
>>561927582seeexxxxxxx
