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DUBAI WORLD CUP STARTING NOWEBAYAN AT GATE 6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lN-Ju3r4bkUMASHALLAH
>>>/sp/154031194kek they dont know why theres a 300 post horse racing thread for this event
Mambo!
>>561777298>two more random mood downs, THE SAME EVENTS TOOWhat is up with this game today it WANTS me to bot so I can farm fans without having to look at the tranny shit it throws my way
Fuck Forever Hag
>ArgentumWait a minute
>>561777626Sweepy works for MANT now
oissu
Digitan LOVE
>>561777618>reddit spacing>GUYS 100 POSTS>its only 70>now it's 300>its actually 290
But does she have more skills than her opponents, that is the real question.
If he jobs, that one anon will lose $9
>no forever young picthis place lost all hope
if ebayan wins they better give us carats
7 and Forever Young wins
I took some time off MANT to have a sex vacation with Agnes Tachyon.
>>561777771come on yanko i have 2 redbull on you
>>561777775She needs to lose
>>561777785Only if he wins the Arima
>>561777693Argentum means silver in latin
>>561777720>try it on mant>constantly shits itself no matter how often I restart the bot, the emu or default settings
UMA IN UAE?
>>561777810SHIRAOKI-SAMA GIVE US A SIGN
7 and tumbarumba wins and ebayan gets BROCKED
uma in israel
what the fuck is thissssss???
>>561777812>posting the grandmaNeck yourself
This is my first time betting on horses, so sorry for the bad luck...
>>561777902You have to update the bot
>>561777986Me on the left
>>561777986oguri
>>561777943Shiraoki-sama please we need you
3 minutes
>>561778010WHOA, REALLY!? :O
>>561777986Furious feat dispenser
7 and forever young lost but win arima kinen
sex with Rice who still hasnt spooked me
did I just see a russian hors
It's so comfy to jerk off a little bit in bed while watching these sports events with you bwos. Cheers
>>561777986A fat whore
>>561777873Dia's mom is an argie. I think the cryptid they spotted is just a fatigued Dia.
>>561777743
dokidokiDOKI
>>561778082Yeah
>won 3/5 CM11 lobbiesI'm moving on to CM12. What's the basic knowledge?
TURN ON TNNA SHAHED DRONE JUST HIT THE TRACK
No one told me there's little to no yanko goon material out there
Why the fuck did Ebayan get a promo vid? This shit is rigged
So did forever young win
Got Santono diamond off free pulls, build her like a regular late surger, right?
>>561778145oh right, I forgot she was from there, guess they also called the country like that cause there were lots of silver? the silver republic
>>561778236>Why the fuck did Ebayan get a promo vid?
>>561778176Obuhi cap (forma de xmas), V Bourbon/Sky, Dober. 1200 wit mandatory
>>561778214There’s one artist who’s doing it but that’s pretty much it lol
>>561778236Aura farming with his ENTERS
>>561778127
>>561777720sometimes she will hardlock herself in buying menu for no real reasonalso she keeps skipping Senior Yasuda Kinenlike, she's clearly looking for it but she couldn't detect it
>>561778214for a design that was first shown public a month ago there is plenty
that racecourse looks like a shopping mall
>>561778176Front/Late (XOguri) favored track. Maru/Taiki activate too late. Also medium so Dominator is on the table, stamina debuffs are pointless since it's only 2000m and everyone will have excess guts anyway.
>>561778418everything in dubai looks like a shopping mall
>>561778214Because hags are gross
You whose canvas is dirt be blessed
how much do umamusume love runningis it better than sex
>>561778267Kinda, people though the Rio de la Plata basin had silver. Argentina was named after that "Silver River".
>>561778214ugly hag
>>561778534It is better than sex but not better than torena rape
When does the race start? They aren't even going into the gates.
you guys didnt say hit show was gray...
Sprint Shoes have become the new Dirt Shoes in my club, everyone's requesting that and nothing else. Someone needs to break the cycle.
Aieeeeeee
These two any fucking good for a turf miler(Chiyo)?
LAST MINUTE BETSPLACE THEMEBAYAN BY 1/2 LENGTH
post muslim umamusumes
>>561778534>>561778578>implying Umas can have sex
>>561778534they do both, after each race they fuck their trainer, why do you think there are always love hotels near the racecourse?
>>561778331please dont' use my oishi carren, she would not cheat, cheating is brownoid trait
Imagine the sex after she wins
>>561778527>7SHIRAOKI SAMA!!!!!!!!
>>561778176taishin? S tier, for real this time
>>561778613Last digit is her ending position.0 and he dies midrace.
>>561778661Umamusume is cheating gameThe more you cheat, the more uma you musume
>>561778694umapyoi in a jacuzzi
7 and ebayan gets drone striked mid race
7 and ebayan fucking dies on the track
>>561778807Based
>>561778807Thanks Obama
>>561778807
>>561778807OH NONONONO
>>561778836>>5617788077 and I rape these anons
>>561778807no...
>>561778807>drone striked>>561778836>but liveskino
>>561778807it's over...
so this is absolute shit right
>>5617788077 and (you) get drone striked instead
>>561778807NYOOOOO
>>561778807Looking forward to her in-game career
>>561778807you could say he took off like a rocket
Reminder that if he wins then our brown posters get $4 in carats
>>561778807>>561778836
7 and your butt itches
>>561778807ANULO MUFA
Go Yanko!
>>561779016Fuck off, Bikofag
GO EBAYAN!!!
>>561778807It wont happen but I wish it would.
>>561778807shocked_uma_reaction.jfif
we have a clear shot
>>561778807can they do that?? is that allowed???
>>561778807get blocked get blocked get blocked
HE DIDNT DO IT
>>561778608ANSWER ME JP FAGS
YANKKOOO AIEEEEEEEEEE
FUCk
KWAB
QUICK USE A CLOCK
FRONT RUNNER GAWDS
OH SHIT
fuckmy redbulls
Magnitude lost by a distance to Sovereignty btw
>>561778762nigger
FRONTGODS
>>561779262he is out of clocks
FRONT META???
FRONTGODS WHERE WE AT?
>>561778762Shiraoki willed it
deserved
NOOOO OUR GIBS
>EBAYAN LOSTGET KEKED BY WESTERN GAJIN NEPO BABY!
Nyoo...
Did they curse him with the early reveal?
>>561779065basado
>>561777608Frontchads win again!
Thank god I didn't bet $1000...
-9
HE DIDNT CALC FOR THE WET CONDITIONS
NYOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT SO FUN WHEN YOU LOSE A RIVAL RACE FOR NO REASON NOW IS IT, JOHN CYGAMES?
>>561778762>Last digit is her ending position.>2YOUYOU DID THIS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>561777608did /we/ win?
Cant believe Cygames is gonna get shut down now.
KEK FOREVER YOUNG LOSTIts just $250 lost from this bald American Mambo
Forever Hag will always be a loser.
That guy in the chat who bet 20K on ebayan
EbaJOB...
I'm dumbfounded and my mouth is still wide open
>>561778950>mid-race starts>-0.15 velocity for 1.2 seconds>0.075 heal, basically a gold + a white>for an End Closer whose ult scales with HPI'd say the velocity decrease doesn't matter as much specially since her ult will 100% speed carryover on long tracks.
umamusume will now EoScygames will make grub 2 instead
I don't even know what a Ebayan is
MY NINE DOLLARS AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
forever jobs
>>561778762Shiraoki-sama is real
>>561779481a loser
I'm new and I've been lurking for a while, do you guys keep a guide around here for MANT? I keep reading contradictory information
>forever young amv tribute video pre race>losesKWAB of the year
>jobbed-30k carats will be subtracted from your account desu waaaa
>>561779481Pure jobber
QUICK DRONE STRIKE THE WINNER
so....... no gibs?
>>561779421Now it makes sense why the horse lost. This nigger has the worst luck I've ever seen
more like goodbai world cup lol
>your uma eats delivery, onii-chanwhat do you do
Shiraoki-sama is a cruel mistress...
I can’t believe Acute’s grandson was the only Japanese winner today…
>>561779534We just watch Seriru and VF's guide
The drone strike didn't happenAre those 7 posts all lies?
FOREVER FRAUD
WE CAN'T STOP WINNING FOLKS
>>561779623fall to my knees and start crying
>>561779673why is her laugh so annoying but I wanna hear more of it?
So in regards to profit from today’s betting, I have lost 20 dollars. There goes my beer money for the week
Forever Job
>>561779534https://uma.guide/guides/trackblazerThis one's good if you prefer a written guide/reference
>>561779534What do you wanna know?
>>561779715No fuku not Shiraoki approved, see >>561778762
>>561779534Good train turn, you train (40+ stats overall)bad train turn, you racedont train during g1 unless it gives something like 100+ statshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iK-rB8gwq4
When is Magnitude and Yanko's Winning Live?
>>561779637I have seen tutorials but they take too long, its hard to keep up all that information
>>561779715Taking a drone hit from your greatest ally would have been better than jobbing where everyone is shilling you. The fix is in
Kek, THIS is supposed to be the current GOAT horse? El em ay oh
>>561779534never trust an oguri poster
>>561779354Takutobros not again...
this is why you gutmaxx bwos
>>561779715it happened but you could only see it if you have a stand
>>561779828boo
why were you guys watching the fake race? forever young won the real race
>>561779623Mating Press
>thousands of clueless first and only time betters pump ebayans betting pool sky highThe outcome of horse racing is always determined by greatest profitIt’s your fault Ebayan lost
I wanna fuck a mare
HELLO, AYATOLLAH?IT'S ME, DO EET.
>tired of running MANT>do a Unity run for a changeholy shit this is so fucking nice bwos... we didn't even know how good we had it..
>>561779779I'm just super confused with racing, I keep reading I have to race all the time but I get too many skin outbreaks and mood downs, how do you know when to train? How can people gain so many stats without training?
>>561779898Ugly hags that jobbed in their races
>>561780005i wish i could convince myself that unity umas had any chance in hell of competing with mant highrolls
>>561779898Would would would would
>has the attention of every torena who watched her race>is only interested in the one that's interacting with her friend and not herIs there a name for this sort of behavior?
>>561779981Sir? This is a McDonalds.
>>561779898sexo
>>561780097slut
Ass wonder is getting a plapping for this
>>561779981He's dead, ask Bibi instead
>>561779898I want to be Forever Young
>>561780097Cheater
A whole year of hopes and dreams, and it's all decided in 3 minutes... It's quite intense.
>>561780025Seeking the Pearl was the first Japanese-trained horse to win a G1 overseas.Maruzensky literally never lost.
>>561780005Just did Unity yesterday to complete the special missions and I still hate it. Never liked it.I like MANT.
Should I use tickets to max out SSR Cafe of SSR Ayabe. Also can max out SSR Mummy Tamamo but I don't want to.
I'd still fuck Forever Young (uma)
>>561778836>>56177880767
Forever KWAB
>>561780051MANT Uma has like average of 2600 skill points vs 1600 on Unity
>>561779715It was a spiritual strike.
When is the next boyfag?
>>561780227>A whole year of hopes and dreamsit's been about a month since Saudi
>>561780164>middle and ring finger ringshottest shit ngl
>>561780164Flat plank
Fraudever Young lostAlmond Eye won
>>561780005MANT is a lot more fun than unity for me, i don't care that it takes longer to finish
Forever Young would have lost to Sovereignty at BCC
Make it make sense
>Horse named after earthquake terminology btfo JapanJapan hasnt been rocked this hard since the Great Kanto Earthquake of 1923
>>561780005stop noooooticing!!!
>>>/sp/154032016
>>561780018>I keep reading I have to race all the timeNot literally. You'll only be doing 3 races in a row sometimes and do a training or rest after. Needing to do 4+ races in a row is very rare and should not be done without a cure and some cupcakes.>But when should I take a training over doing a race?If the training gives you 40+ stats overall + you have spare boosts available + there are only G2/G3 races in that turn, you pop those boosts and train.
>>561780373>rushed>missed wit check>brocked
>>561780309I thought Dubai and Saudi races were the same thing.
>>561780018You almost never race 3 or more times so skin conditions are supposed to be rareYou train when there's a good rainbow training or a high friendship training and a bad race https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/Follow that link for races You need a good high Race Bonus deck too if you wanna get good stats so post deck if you want feedback about it
>>561779980What was the lore reason to make her so thick and short?
>>561780368Its not fun with a weaker deck than the F2P recommended ones
>>561780373Maya clears the stamina requirement to spurt from the very start of the final leg so any blocking is gonna be that much worse
if i race as end closer the whole run and do a whole bunch of rival races, akikawa will surely give me spurt
Having lost my bet on her, here is a link to Forever Young blowjobs.https://x.com/mozzleq77804/status/2032811341103378676
>cygames replaced almond eye for THIS
>>561780251Damn, going to need the clock.
>>561779898Three frauds and Seeking the Pearl.
Now that the dust has settled, why did Ebayan lose to a horse that finished 20L behind Sovereignty?
>>561780005I had to make a run on unity for the random SSR ticket and it was so dogshit I like you Riko and the sex was good but I'm never touching that gamemode again
forever fraud
Fraudever Young
I lost my UG virginity but no long S or skill hints ;_;
>>561779898When are we getting another cunny horse
>>561780508It's a shame that she died without knowing the taste of my ningen cock
>>561780571>powerscaling keiba
>>561780537Where people get versions without censored horse parts? I saw some floating around.
>>561780373IKUYOOOOO
you could say forever young got....shook...
>>561780537>cuckshit Fuck off
>>561780571because he wasn't in anyone's radar
fats americans still salty lmaobreeders cup is EASYYYYYYY
>>561780571Magnitude is stronger now. Next he will get his revenge on Sovereignty.
>>561780701If he won the uma gets vanilla sex
did ebayan lose more money today than goldship?
>>561780626Fucking clanker
>>561780571Sakai severely underestimated Magnitude and didn’t have Ebayan chase right away
>>561780537bwo... I have not given my ID and retina scan to musk so I can't see it...
Sovereignty is simply the best dirt horse. Cygames had to bring Shinto priests to curse him with a fever during the Breeders' Cup.
>>561780786Jobber
>>561780571>>561780861got crowded and got tired
>>561780373GET FUCKED
>>561780459>>561780476But races take too much energy, I lose -30 everytime so I am forced to rest, how do you do this? Am I too stupid to play MANT?
>>561780874xcancel.com bwo...
>>561780571I mean, quite obviously because Magnitude is stronger than ever now. Wouldn't be surprised if he got his revenge on Sovereignty soon.
>>561780818golshi threwforever fraud just got mogged
>reading the /sp/ threadNice flags gwos
Umamusume will EOS because of Yanko's loss
>>561780786>posting Forever Job
how much does 2nd get from the purse?
>>561780571I am blaming this one on Sakai
>>561780992not much
>>561780934>I lose -30 everytime so I am forced to restWhatYou should only lose -20 energy for every race There's also a reason why the shop gives you vita drinks
>>561780018Most of the time you only race twice, go for 3 if you got the cupcakes/cures to spare if you really short on money to buy expiring things , or you got crucial G1s to win. Don't ever go for 4 so you need to plan ahead>training prioritiesearly career, get your speed up to 300+ before you start racing in fillies/hopeless while also try to fill up your friendship > summer trainings > double/triple rainbows on regular days>racing prioritiesG1s for epithets > there are items you want to buy before it expires > shit training
>>561779753good, alcohol is bad for you
>>561780992Werent the announcers saying that Yanko had to win for the purse or was I mishearing?
>>561780981Its just white people and plebbitor indog sweepy
Next pakalive will have a mysterious new horse being heavily featured while they hastily try to dooomp the remaining forever young merch all at once at a discount
>>561780571I want these three to become the next characters to roll.
>>561780992
>>561780981>shit posts are always made by krautsEvery. Time.
>Forever Slut KWABedAmond Eye Chads we keep on winning
>IF she chased properly she would've won bwo>IF she closed in at the right time she would've overtaken Magnitude blo>IF they didn't underestimate her Fraudbayan wouldn't lose gwoImagine having all those G1s yet still being a POTENTIAL horseOnce a fraud, Forever a fraud
>>5617809922.4 mil iirc
>>561781121i had it on mute so i've no idea, it's a $12 million purse so i imagine there's enough to go around
>>561781147Release another Oguri Cap alt
>>561781107I always hit the bottom option since it can give -10 too, is that not the ideal option?
>>561780571he high rolled
>>561780571>offscfeen training.
>>561780981>tranny posts are always by muttsevery time
>>561780932sauce to the lewds?
>>561780934You only lose 20 energy bwo and you buy energy items and charms from the shop or train Wit. Basically>race >race >0 energy>charm double rainbow speed>race>race>20 energy potion>gamble on Wit training working>race>raceAnd buy the cream that cures skin conditions. It's really cheap.
>>561780934Don't fucking gamble and just pick the top option. It's 67% for -25, and that 5 can be the difference between a mood down or chugging a drink for the next race
My bad trainer
yankojob
>>561780018its too late for you bwo
Dodged Sovereignty so nonr of the wins count
>>561780981>go to /sp/>see flags>Americans>Europeans>Japs and KoreansOkay understadable>MexicansI can see it>One single guy from Belize who's into Uma and Keiba???? Unexpected and rare, think he posts here too?
>>561781174>>561781292
>>561781292give me back my 9 dollars
>>561781158>>561781201zamn...
>Do chores in the house>Sit down at the cumputer after>Open up the browser onto Youtube>Randomly see the Dubai World Cup broadcast live exactly as the race was ongoingI wasnt expecting things to line up that precisely, i would have been convinced i was just watching some mislabeled replay or after action stuff if it wasnt for the livechat log running on the side..
>>561781217Only go for the bottom option if the top option would otherwise completely drain your energy.
>>561781195By your logic, Secretariat is a fraud because he wasn't undefeated
>>561780934Racing on 0 energy is okay as long as you're mindful of the riskMood is a resource, especially since every race has a good chance to give you a mood up from Etsuko Otonashi
>>561781271What about resting? You wouldn't rest over poor wit training?
>>561781292Forever Hag Fraudever Young
wit is a meme btw skill points is king
>>561781158>8th place gets moneywas there even more than 8 racers? What was the entry fee? Last place just gets over a hunnid grand just for showing up?
>>561781327Rare flags are VPNs
>Decide to try an ace run>Raped by mood downsCool
WINNING CONCERT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>561781570Yeah, she's shit
>>561781570Just quit, you dont have to endure a 1h career
KIMI NO
>>561781570Do you guys run Kitasan as Pace during career for insurance or is she fine as a frontrunner
I guess Ebayan's win streak couldn't last FOREVER huh
wait why is there a cracked Taishin on Tickezo's story race?
>>561781327Mexicans shouldn't be that surprising really
Futaba is having a meltdown
>>561781727
>>561781712Pace or Late only for Niigata Junior Stakes, aside from that Front is most consistent
>>561781727Only could dodge US GAWDS for so long
>>561781727not like he was undefeated
>>561781712Running her as pace will give her pace hints bwo
Americans still act like they're hot shit after being exposed globally as pee pee poo poo retards?
kitasan is so shit mane
>/sp/ has flags>keiba thread is super chill>/vg/ obv has nothing>full of schizos, all the more now days without a (meaningless) post counter
Don't worry, Forever Young still has some clocks left.
>>561781625Not quitting until the first inspiration
>>561781482Not always, a lot of the time resting is useless because I'm gonna run 2 races right after and end up with 10 energy which is pretty useless. I'd rather gamble on a Wit training to raise the training level.Of course if you're planning on racing a lot, like just before Summer you should rest or use your energy potions if you have enough of them
I'm cumming
So the next step is retirement at arima kinen, right?
>>561780981you're welcome gwo
>>561781914Schizos are afraid of posting on threads with flags for very obvious reasons.
>>561781954And then endless umapyoi
>>561781292*ruffle ears and hair* so close let’s get ice cream
>>561781836>100% in the money rateNice, basically means that regardless of what race you bet on him you'll make money if you bet across the board.
>>561781954They have to either make a noble attempt at the Arc or defend his BCC title before the mandatory Arima humiliation ritual.
>>561781954We don't know, the team stated that they have a couple of ideas, but what they do depends on his performance in Saudi and Dubai
>>561782084It would be super funny if the team threw him in L’Arc for the hell of it and he won it
>>561781271>race>race>0 energy>charm training>race>race fatigue mood down>skin condition double mood down>twintail troubles mood down>awful mood>brickedYour life can change in an instant. Race reaponsibly.
>>561781976So what, the solution is to add flags everywhere? :^)At the very least it would be funny, but obviously never happen as it'd kill shit post / traffic potential
>>561781942One thing I like about MANT is the mandatory 2 carrots in the shop right after make debut raceOnly like 10 friendship points but it makes the mode so much more bearable
>>561781292mating press
>>561781561NTA but unfortunately I am from Belize, yes we do in fact have the internet here and we do speak english.
No it's fine, I like being invisible...
>>561782091Aside from l'Arc or BCC, I don't think bullying JP horses would be a good cap off. A Dubai win would have been perfect before Arima.
Alright fags, list your CM winners.Lost Leo, Libra, Saggitarius
maya looks weird today
>>561782205Uh huh sure you are
>>561782263I'd rather see him race at least twice in autumn season
Still the best
>>561782190The solution is to ignore the retards. Flags are no different from tripcodes or avatars. I doubt there are more than 1 /uma/ poster from fucking Belize or Malta, those guys would be singled out every time.
>>561782295I think I glued some of em...
>>561782295>Taiki ShuttleYou did NOT beat the game.
Nothing will happen for adding flags
>>561781879post this in the /sp/ thread too
>Riko date event on the very first turnCygenerous!
>>561782195haha yeah mandatory...
>>561782421>says this while rubbing hands and connecting to the israeli vpn
>>561782415>Flags are no different from tripcodes or avatarsFlags at least add a bit of comedy and humor to it all, makes it less hyper serious if you ask me. Dunno, maybe it's just me being retarded as usual, enjoying the novelty of it all.
>>561782397the best only on turf
>>561782263>I don't think bullying JP horses would be a good cap offHe hasn't run on a turf and is teetering on the brink of breaking Akebono's weight record (heaviest JP G1 winner), I don't hink he'd survive at Arima.
>>561782189RNG will brick you sometimes but you gotta take risks to highroll. Most of the time you get a solo mood down or a skin con + mood down which isn't that bad if you have the cure. You don't even need a muffin since you can gamble on a race to give you a mood up
>>561782295I accidentally transferred my Cancer Cup winner because I'm retarded
>>561782450I bet she sucks at sex
>>561782420Eat shit, I love Taiki and will use her whenever I can. I bet your ass is going to use Hannukah Oguri next CM.
i solved this game, just get as much skill points and sklils and you win! aptitude not needed
My last Yanko post before I head to bed
She won
>>561782556She just needs some stamina training.
Gold refresh pullhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fujSx-uq2-s
>>561781923Forever Fraud
>>561782190IDs or partial IPs like 2chan.
>>561781925>Not quitting until the first inspirationI should ask that other NY Opera guy to free up a borrow slot, shouldn't be using one with late surger whites.Is it as simple as joining that guy's club's discord server as to figure out who is it?
>>561781879do NOT google where ghislaine maxwell is from and where she did business
how the fuck do i get more stamina? legacies are 14* power 3* stamina
>>561782360Why would I lie about this lmao? You think 4chinz is some secretive western only club or something?
>>561782720nice black bars, very cinematic
>>561782295>Golshit>Shart Falcon>Taiki x3Holy fucking soullessMight as well just pay someone to play and win CMs for you if you're gonna be metapigging this hard
>>561321332>>561778762>Jinxed>TWICEanons...
>>561782541Well, the Arima run is their planned retirement race. They don't actually think they'll win it but it makes a good race to retire the best dirt horse Japan has ever produced.
>>561782295Soulless
>>561782782Thanks
if Digitan didn't love her so much I would punch falco in the fucking FACE
>>561782557I'm just salty because I still don't have her. But that's changing next month.
In almost every run I do everyone stacks up on wit in pre-debut despite only having 2 wit cards. I don't really mind, but my speed always suffers and I end up with wit training being over-levelled by the end of junior year.
>>561782739How many races did you do? Even without training stamina or power a single time you should be able to get 600+ easily just from books and races
>>561782739...get more stamina sparks?alternatively, you could run Riko
So now that forever flop career is in decline who is the next almond goat challenger to look forward?
>>561782541It’s just a ceremonial thing to retire at the Arima. They know he’s likely not to win it
>>561782856sorry meant to post this image
>>56178291830 raced 29 won
>>561782940my dick
Kill Yuritards
>Uma Musume is cancelled
Do we have another day of taishin races or is it done ?
>>561782295pic related are my CM winners>inb4 anon forgot to post image lolno I didn't :(
>room has Front>Front got brocked so hard Curren became the pacemakerlol
>>561782856
>>561782205>>561782360>>561782740I grew up partially in Belize, not everyone with that flag is a tourist like McAfeeIt's a rare flag for sure, but it's nice to see it every once in a while on 4chan
>>561782676luv me orenji wife and her funky songs
>>561782979Ugly cow
>>561782992yeah yurifags unironically deserve to be hanged. I delight in pointing out that even Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka are 100% canonically guaranteed to end up with their male trainers.
>>561782992based
Bros, I feel really sad right now. All I want is for Forever Young to go back to Japan and rest for a few months
>>561782739drop that bum bourbon
>>561782908Everyone stacking on wit is ideal, it lets you max friendship quickly and leveling wit facility is important since there's no wit ankle
i got SHAKURED
13 hours
>>561781561VPNs can't post on 4chan, silly, they're brocked
>>561782190Yeah good ideaAnd don't forget IDsAnd mandatory usernames tooAnd a posting account while we're at itLmao, might as well just post on twitter if you want that gay extraflags shit. This site's whole appeal is anonymity, why would you want to ruin that?
>>561783113Can he go back to Japan now? I have no idea if planes are still not allowed to travel to UAE
>>561783213cute boys spotted
>>561783154But you're currently full..?
>>561783213>Mama CochaThat horse is black, right?
>>561782940>Only foreign international G1 win is the Dubai Turflmao>but muh Japan Cup International G1You and I both know that the Japan Cup barely qualifies as a prestigious international G1 anymore
>>561782739>legacies are 14* power 3* staminaStamina sparks, stupid. Why do you want more Stamina in any case when you're running Tiara?
It just set in.
Rebricked (A+) has two spots available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >20mil monthly >don't flatline (unless you already hit 20m) >that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile
>>561783263The planes have been allowed for like, a week or two now, how do you think Sakai flew in?
>>561783256you okay bwo? took your meds yet?>>561783154>[deleted]
>>561782976That's a bit on the low end, my successful aces (19+k) typically have 36 or so, so you might not be aggressive enough in chasing races (not just for the money, but also for restocking the shop)
>>561783154Fuck off
>>561782940Lys Gracieux with her Aussie husbando already proved herself to be the strongest 牝馬 in Japan on the same year Ai flopped in Arima desu
UMADash will have some spots open in a few days. Reserve one now! We're looking for oji-sans who will do 30M fans/month and trade shoes, it's a very comfy club.Drop your ID if you're interested so we can make sure you're not a flatlining nigger and we'll send you an invite on reset next week.
>>561783308nyo
Any cute anons here?
>>561783282>>561783413I fucked up the post but we just kicked two people who weren't playing >>561783456<3
Teio!
>>561783602ya me why
>>561783593>king kamehamehaCringe
>>561783456drop dead
>kicking people 2 days before resetwhat the fuck
>>561783602you <3
Why kick
>>561783657I must impregnate Teio
>>561783213But which one will be able to challenge KYR thoughever?
it's happening
>>561783429i still don’t quite get when to race and when to notespecially junior when i’m still building bond, i have to skip g3’s so that finemo isn’t useless for half the run
>>561783697>>561783735The kicking will continue until fan gains improve.
Is XOguri better as pace or late in CM12?
>>561783664>>561783731>>561783796just wondering if you wanted to kiss or something
>>561783840pace
>>561783697>>561783735They joined on the 21st>>561783796doto shitposter HATE
>Corner Adept + Radiant Star>Professor of Curvature + Wet ConditionWhich one would you get?
>>561783602Depends on who is asking
well well well
>caring about fan gains in the most dogshit scenario do far
>Magnitude's sire is named Not This Time.Pottery
>>561782940ovr HERO admire terra
>>561783956bwo your extra 300 carats
>>561783879let do that on /v/, no there. jannies get uppity about erp
Mcqueen is the ugliest Mejiro for a couple of reasons
>>561783879there is no reason for you to (you) me
What does sex with Sweep Tosho feel like?
>>561783697>>561783735Mambros
why is everybody sucking off Almond Eye if Copano Rickey has more G1 wins?
>>561783183Yeah but I always end up with really low speed going into junior year, like this. Then the whole career feels like a desperate scramble to get enough speed.
>>561783986like Man O' War only losing to a horse called Upset
>>561784031yes but only because ryan doesn't even qualify for uma rights, let alone the mejiro name.
>>561784107Short, just like her height.
I understand retiring a dirt horse at the Arima Kinen but why do I just know that humilliation ritual is going to give me a purple skill 5 years from now?
>>561783602I am a disgusting oji-san, so no, at least not me
>>561783824I usually wouldn't skip a race just to build bond unless it's like a 3man on witPre-debut is the best time to build bond, you rest 0/1 times and just take as many wit trainings as you can, if you're going for a highroll you can consider glue if your bonds are bad by debut
>>561784031fag detected. Mcqueen's body is perfection
>oh wow Bricked's actually full for once>they kick out members on their ownI-I see why you're always recruiting
>>561784031prettiest*
>>561784246they recruited from discord bwo…
>>561783059today I learned that Pace-Down mode is not constant
>Sirius Symboli story is her calling you a useless puppy-chan and saying she chose you because you're such a loser that it allows her to do whatever the fuck she wantsAre there any Siriusfags who are men?
>>561784138hey leave me out of it
>>561783932>*3 SpeedYES
>>561784107she probably throws a tantrum yelling YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA KIKOINAIII YADA in mid-orgasm. Which of course makes you nakadashi uncontrollably.
>>561783932>Go with the flow>FighterShe's already bricked I'm afraid
>>561784139>G1???iirc Rickey only has 3 G1s? the rest is JPN1s and those are not recognized as G1s internationally
do saigemusu ever updates umas career events as they add more characters?
>>561784405>internationallyyeah but that's what I mean like are they indirectly acknowledging that Japan sucks and only international counts for anything?
>>561784432nobut they should
So it's finally time to start playing Tachyon to parent farm huh... *pukes*
>>561784031>this level of homosexeven for /uma/ this is a surprise
>>561784142These stats seem fine to me, you can definitely cap speed from here even on a 0% uma
>>561784564Tits not big enough
Ardan is the ugliest uma in this game.Give me a (You) please.
>>561784393At least she'll help me stat check some noobs during the first day, hopefully
>>561784564Post McFatty15
>>561784432I know Teio has a new event with Turbo so I guess they do?
>Summer>No good training, nothing>Decide to do a rival race>12th>7thlmao what is this game you have to be shitting me
>>561783308It doesn't have any parents in the picture so probably
just post porn if you want (you)s
>>561784761where is the cute canopus girl, the one with glassesnot dicktus
>>561784732Double circle strategy/distance straights/corners are almost always good buys, for what it's worth
>>561784825of Fuku please
All Mejiros are pretty
>>561784565It's the races that get me. I'm having to burn clocks because my speed/power are too low to consistently win. I guess I'll have to buy some skills.
>>561782918>>561783429Stat bonuses from races and books are completely random. Some runs you just don't get any of stat X.
This image is incredibly lewd
>free +20don't mind if I do
>>561784520???All JRA races are recognized internationally with the rank JRA assigned to them. That's been the case since (iirc) 2007NAR races are not>and only international counts for anythingBlack-type races being open to international competition and, as such, seen on the level that the racing association that governs over it assigned is a requirement to be a part 1 country, and the segregation of countries into part 1, 2 and 3 is specifically to allow everyone to see which horses are actually worth somethingTLDR your horse is not getting breeding value for farming wins in part 3 shithole
>>561784924only fags will disagree with this statement
what the fuck is wrong with this game today I get nothing but absolute dog shit in Y1 and 2, zero fucking speed training>I use 3 speed 2/3 wit>get a shit ton of speed and max out pre y3>I use 2 speed 3wit>get zero fucking speed and suffer throughout the entirety of y2
A real trainer would be getting their (You)s from their Uma and not other trainers online
>>561784949Fair enough, most of my runs use Fuku so that hasn't been as much of an issue for me. At least once this CM is over we can just use more power sparks
>>561784924Is there a tag to find posts like these where all the Mejiro umas are shown?
>>561784924>aislop>ugly chud family
>>561785170mejirogroup
what umas do you have that you have never trained, not even once?>Spefat>Summer Spefat>Giantess>Mambo>Cleric Grass>Archery Rudolf>Fantasy Pasa>Biwa>Tickezo
>>561785121I know damn well half of these anons are umas in disguise. Theres too much trainer rape posting
I started watching season 3, bruh the fuck is this shit?
>>561784978It's random, but there's so many random sources (races, epithets and books) that over the course of a run it'll always more or less even out
>>561785126Yeah, training for long CMs is the worst.
(You) are gay
>>561777863fuck you
Do not lewd or wife the umasOr else
>bruhdie and go back please this is a video game thread
>>561785121>not posting in Umachan
>>561785273Ancient sculptures, the point is to tell you umas have always existed.
>>561784924All of them together and wearing only bikinis I kinda understand >>561784031
How much of detriment that pitiful Power is? Should I just stop trying to make better Kita?
>>561785262Narita Brian, Tickezo, Eishin Flash (I got both of her alts while pulling for V Bourbon), Neicha and Matikanetannhauser
>>561785337What if she husbands and lewds me first?
>>561785285m-me??? nyo... how could you do this...
>>561785401oof bwoouchOOFyeowchyou're so FUCKED bwo
>>561785314>t.
>>561785268Very disappointing to hear that they don't respect the rights of trainers
>>561785401There are almost no uphills on the track so power is not as important as on Kyoto 3200I would try her out in room matches and see how she does
every time i see bright's non-G1 win animation i think she's about to rip her top open im too coombrained
>>561785401>Final Pushit doesn't work this CM
>>561777775sorry but frauds dont get to be in the OP
Just saw the news.No more donuts.(On a real note good showing from Magnitude, looks like Yanko was a bit late playing catchup and missed the opportunity though placed higher than he did last year so thats good)
>>561785262Brian.Genuinely don't get the appeal especially after her garbage main story. I'm convinced that people only like her because she has a bunch of G1s and is a popular horse.
>>561785784Fraud for life
>>561785746Every time I see people post their uma's skills I lose a little bit more of my sanity, I swear no one understands what the skills they buy do
>>561785401Her unique can carry that shit power late race, but you're fucked early race especially if groundwork or TTL fails
>>561785784Sakai fucked up. I think Ebayan could've made it if he had started earlier but he stayed passive until it was too late
>>561785960Sakai-san…
>>561775993I think I have an idea now, thanks anon.
the skills need a bit more info
>>561785262I've had Hishiama since the first scamcha
>>561785262>Special Week>Special Week(Summer)>T.M. Opera O>Sakura Chyono O>Rice Shower>Rice Shower (Halloween)>Admire Vega>Mambo
>>561782047>>561782202What would she like more?
>>561786072Gametora is free bwo
>>561786072what's going on in this image?
just learned about THAT
>>561785960He probably was banking on Magnitude gassing out. But that fucker actually started accelerating more.
>>561786072yeah i shouldnt have to pull up gametora every time i wanna know what a skill exactly does
>>561785938it doesn't help that half the skills have some random cryptic text description and you have to open gametora to really understand what they do
>>561785784Its okay Yanko, we still wuv you.
>>561786046>>561785960>>561785872>>561785784>>561785029>>561783986>>561783951>>>/umajp/
>>561786169i dont like having another tab open
Don't call them wives, bigots.
>>561786313your second/third monitor bwo
Is the Team Sirius card actually good or is witGOD smoking crack
>>561785960I personally think it was a mix of multiple thingsMagnitude was in absolutely fantastic shape for this race, Sakai and Yanko didnt challenge till the very tail end and when they did they started too late to catch up, and just about everyone seemed to underestimate magnitude in general during the race and let them take way too large of a lead.Still 2nd is better than the 3rd place yanko took last year and expectations were massive on the horse.Im not too upset.
>>561781292It's okay Yanko, you had a pretty good career. Of course, you'll never make history now, but it was still pretty good! Too bad that chance is all over. Time to cheer on the next generation!
>>561786221Oh yeah, the UI is dogshit in this respect, but there also aren't that many skills in the game and if you've been playing for a while it shouldn't be hard to understand which accel skills are good, or what speed skills are most efficient
>>561785938In my defense, it was like ~90 points, I couldn't buy anything else anyway.
>>561786421I don't like adding another layer of rng to a 1 hour run
>>561784741
>>561786370>>>/v/
One gold short of S... 18* sparks would've probably been enough too.
>>561786370refer to them as wenches instead
>>561786421My first run with Sirius I hit long S, failed two speed trainings, still capped speed and hit 1170/1000/1130 stam/pow/wit UG1
>>561784924>Ardan > Ramonu > Bright > Dober > Mcqueen > Palmer >>>>>>>>>>>>> Brian
oh my godstop distracting me, /uma/I HAVEN'T FINISHED A SINGLE RUN THIS RESET
>>561786370>yuri posting Get woke, go broke
>>561786421The stats I've seen are good but it can lock you out of good skills
>>561786676i'm having a lot of trouble believing this, why would cygames release a broken card for free?
>3rd - CLOCK OUT>5th - CLOCK OUT>8th - CLOCK OUT>1st by DSTthis game's gotta be fucking with me...
Nice game mechanics!
>>561785808AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR BRIAN I WANT HER SO BADLYtake any of my other umas in trade
>>561786461Glittering star is also inefficient, you'd rather get the second circle for long corners and front straights, which are also cheaper
>>561786869NSM is just busted
>>561786676yeah and then I got matcha+cupcakes 3 times in a row double rainbows in summer and john cygames personally came to my house to shake my hand
>>561786047np, If you have any questions, then I will be in the thread for at least 4 more hours and then should be back 6-8 hours later (you will know by me posting about Takamatsunomiya Kinen)
where is my fucking warning Green woman
>>561786453sakai shoulda just used a clockez
>>561786732Uma always been yuri-pilled.
>>561786843I was being slightly facetious; the run would have been a highroll without Sirius. If you want my honest thoughts on the card I think if you can hit 50 RB it seems like a better choice than pow Sunday/Flower, so it's a nice upgrade for F2Ps
>>561786370I don't care much for Discord. I don't like the way the site's interface is set up, and I don't like the homosexual faggotry rampant in "official" ie moderated to hell servers. If I want to recognize pic related as my wife you'd better believe I goddamned will. I love her and that's that. Discord troons can go rope themselves.
>>561786948It's interesting to see in some of these career races how the stats are completely meaningless and the only thing that matters is skills. It makes me feel better about not having distance S on my aces knowing that it's completely pointless.
>JWU>Ebayan lostI don't feel bad not being able to watch it live then
fuck me sideways what a trash fire run, this is why I dislike mant so goddamn mucheither you get a super enjoyable S+ or better run, or you get worthless shit>score is my 2nd best for vodka>could've easily been my best, if not S+ if I won the other races and wasn't getting shafted by the game left right and center
>>561786676post the results with deck or you are a disingenuous lying FAGGOT piece of shit
Can't be helped, Magnitude had the teddy bear buff
>>561786370>In the official English Discord for Uma Musume: Pretty Derbyaand that's enough
>>561783404>20mil monthlylol goodluck staying in A+
Just wasted all my 5 clocks on Niigata.
>>561786370holy get take your meds and shut the fuck up with your e-celeb garbage no one cares for the discord you faggot tranny
>>561787338I want Magnitude cunny Uma now.>Overhyped nepo bitch loses to cunny that nobody ever cared to bet on and that had lost miserably before
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really realy relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>561787338Damn... over before it even started
>>561787338>emotional support>literally looks like they hanged poor TeddyWeird flex, but alright.
>>561787369bricked has sweeper agentsquota is just a smokescreenbut I can't prove it
>>561787002Here's the run in question, though obviously I don't have any proof for the two failed trainings.
>>561787369its the botter privilege they allow the 20m peasants to leech
>>561787338>WE totally super can't get over how CUTE this dumb shit is teeheeI hate woman so much
>>561786370
>>561786370love Grok keeping me up to date on pointless internet drama and other happeningsI had a "news" entry there recently saying something like "people are sharing and laughing at a funny video" and then the description was "the content of the video isn't apparent from the comments but people are laughing and commenting on how funny it is"
>>561787338>Mood Great
>>561787324>>561787613
Are you gonna post this discord shit every day now here and on xitter?
>double dominator>triple hesitant front+paceYep, I'm going to make a lot of people miserable next CM
Why is everyone acting pissy with Yanko losing? You only knew and watched her career for 3 races
>>561787659>he/she akebono
>>561787659bonobros i don't feel so good
>>561787613that is a very nice Bourbon. I apologize for being so hostile earlier. Did you get good midrace skills? are you going to run her in Pisces? You should.
>>561787627I will never understand botting at that level
>>561787838LMFAO
>>561787835>acting pissyWhat do you mean? and if it's some twitter or discord post then just don't reply
>>561786370the guy got banned for calling maruzensky his wife btw
Thanks for the tips.
>>561787834>run full late/end backline team with NSMWhat now?
>>561787928Best in Japan and Groundwork offscreenYes, she's going to be on my Pisces team. Bourbon is my second favourite character so I'm glad she's good this CM (and most of the upcoming ones too)
>>561782084>orthey can do both
>>561788121serves him right, posting in a shithole like that. /uma/ is a gaslighting disingenuous cesspool at least half the time, but it's the only place for more or less free discussion.
>>561786370So that's official, huh? Cygames confirms yet again the umas aren't for (You). Meanwhile the JP version get another yuri eventI seriously can't stand it anymore, we got btfo'd by yurichads yet again
>>561783770only reve managed to get second place behind him last year
>>561788170I'm running one pace, late and front. They can't stop them all
>>561788192I've had the most unbelievably shit luck training Bourbon ever since I got her in six 10ers in February. You've inspired me to give it another shot, maybe I can make a decent one by the time Pisces starts. I don't have Finemo so my wit will probably 200 less than yours, but we'll see.
>>561787613How do you get 1800 stamguts off of one stamina cardam i doing it wrong running Manhattan Cafe plus Creek?
>>561787659This would have been funny without the flag. That's one of the moderators btw
please take your meds
TORE REIPU
>>561788170>triple lateThere's only one character who can win next CM.
>>561787838Kek
remember when Gold Ship was popular?
https://x.com/nlsd1919/status/2022792651322659143
I want Helios to rape torepi on sight
>>561788429Bourbonchads stay winningI got her randomly very early on and ran her in Cancer Cup cause I needed a third front; her career made me fall in love with her character
just woke up, how did ebayan do?
>>561788609Who?
>>5617887592nd
>>561788759Jobbed
>>561788436This one is 14* stam inspoI don't really like running manhattan cafe, she's too weak to solo train stam so she's only good if you get a double rainbow, I think she's kind of bait
>>561788759She got raped
>>561788789>>561788812nyooooo
>>561788759a missile hit her in the middle of the race
>>561788759she died and then had to be euthanized unfortunately
>>561788904>>561788940>>561789118it's over...
Succubus
Who's your most prolific sire /uma/?
>>561782908She turned out ok in the end, but no long S and terrible inspirations.
>>561789205
>>561788759Ebajob raced well but fell short by several orders of Magnitude.
>>561789209This one is an 8* stam 8* long I made back in August
>>561788759Magnitude triggered Angling and Scheming on the final corner and it was all over
>>561789353Impressive, very nice
Curren Chan looks like she gives the meanest rimjobs
>>561789283S rank aptitudes are the worst mechanic Cygames ever came up with and it's not even close
>Ombudsman and Calandagan were safe bets as expected then Yanko...
>>561789579nta but i honestly think it's there for the devious purpose of extending playtime by leaning hard into the RNG
>>561789345not funny
>>561789465She does
>>561789579Yeah it's that final layer of RNG bullshit which makes ace runs such a frustrating experience.
>>561789579Don't worry broYou get to pay them to reroll once for a chance of distance S now
Yanko is a fraud by default because of his name. The only way he can avoid this is to die before retirement
>>561789579Fast Learner RNG is much worse.
>>561789345funny
>>561789465only second to Fine Motion
>>561789815>You get to pay them to reroll once for a chance of distance S nowHow much?? I would 100% do 10 paid carats for a inspiration redo
>>561789837The only reason Fast Learner got bad is because future scenarios give so many skill points, for now it's still a relatively minor buff, so not really worth chasing for. But yeah in the future it'll be much worse.
Does any Umamusume club have open slot? Preferably two slots?
>>561789972It's another layer of subscription
If Autis/uma/ loses too many members, do you think they'll disband?
>final races, in danger of not capping>no rainbow>whistle>still no rainbowno worse feeling
I play this game ONLY to be a gooner and to masturbate furiously to the UMASMUSUMES.
>>561790104From what I've seen JP seems a lot less F2P friendly than global with all the subscriptions
AIEEEEEEE STOP THE COUNT I HAVENT GOTTEN LUCKY YET
>>561789737Fuck off Teio>>561789872Fuck off Nature
>>561789779
>>561790063>>561783404
>>561790215I once had a run where there the shop did not stock a single gold hammer throughout the entire thing, until the final shop before the Twinkle Climax which had one (1)
>>561789972>>561789815This is a treadmillIf you can reroll its because everyone can rerollthat makes Distance S even more bedrock important for everyone and expectations get even worse to stretch highrolls even higher than before because you have even more Distance S career runs to choose from
>>561790231holy shit
>>561790231Yeah, and I still haven't gotten my one million...
>>561788508>that fontsmells, even tho it's helios chan
Even Falco is afraid
so this is the power of sweepy... third row are my attempts btwit keeps resting when it's low on energy even if there's a scheduled race
But when will Mambo evaporate?
>>561790584getting mogged that hard must be soul-shattering.
>>561790215>final training, 1 rainbow on wit>I know I can do better>use my last whistle>now no rainbows
>>561790610Huh? Sweep can do MANT now? Is it still gonna backtrace your info to Vietnam or wherever that fucker is from?
>>561790435two of my wives right there
>>561788691Helios a CUTE>>561790610Sweepy is A/A+ hell, so the exact same as with Unity :^)>even if there's a scheduled raceSounds about right. The base tool set is fine, the issue is everything else, including the general set up and basic rules, it's all so busted and shit.
are ardan's nipples inverted or outverted
>>561790678If you decide that a risk is worth taking you can't complain when it doesn't go your wayRoll the dice, pay the price
Shit, I made eye contact.
>>561790759they are sucked on
ranks are safu
>trying to train uma with 0% speed growth>using only 2 speed cards means capping is a big gamble>using a 3rd speed card means other stats suffer>also i want to borrow fuku for the initial stats but she isnt a real speed cardcan we get an extra deck slot
>>561790759Very puffy and inverted
>>561791021Proof?
>>561791010just don't train those??
>>561791010I almost never have an issue capping with Kita/Fuku on 0% umas. What does the rest of your deck look like?
>>561791148but i like them
>>561791010I've been able to cap with just Fuku and Kita on a 0 speed growth uma but yeah it can be a gamble.
impossible...
Did JP get star uncaps 6 and 7 or am I mistaking it with potentialsnot sure if I should convert my shards
>>561790435I thought there was some kind of cool bluescreen style messaging going around, as Stego breaks the simulation to save Suzuka, but it's just a lame DONUT STEEL watermark...
>>561791094https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10940151>tfw only one
>>561791356potentials
>>561791195you must suffer, like i have
>bring Team Sirius>didn't show up in training whole pre-debut >couldn't proc their event because of itI think I'm done trying to make this card work
>>561791356You might be thinking of bond, JP goes up to level 12 but Global is on 10
>>561791010This deck works for me on 0% speed growth umas.
>>561791539i wonder why
>>561791539its truly a mystery as to why that is
desu wa
How do i get in the tempo of using Team Siriusthere's a Mood Up button, a half-energy rest button, a stat button, a full energy rest button at the endDo i spam them early, use them late, what?
>>561791565If you're F2P and you're deck doesn't look like this you're ADDICTED TO GAMBLING and NOT GONNA MAKE IT
>>561791693It's a wit check
>>561791367Artists, especially the asian kind, have been getting very heavy handed with that shit so I don't ever expect it to be anything other than watermarks anymore.That said, Stego already told Stay Gold to shut the fuck up prior to the race (>>561790819)so that was never going to be the case to begin with
>>561790759invertedshe's the soft type, so invertedcreek and doto are also invertedscarlet and donna are notI just know this
>>561791753Rudethats why im fuckin asking
I love 4chan because I can say I want to have hot, sweaty, unprotected sex with my wife Air Groove and I'll never get banned
>>561791693Rice's 32 energy is for taking two race chainTickezo is your mood down insuranceSpecial Week is just a rest, so use it when you would rest
>>561791813>Stego already told Stay Gold to shut the fuck upI don't get it
>>561791674https://x.com/the_freakin_yui/status/2037625443206193571
All else equal, would you take 15 guts, or 7 power? Assume both stats are uncapped.
>>561792017>AIr Groove
>>5617921457 power and it's not even close
>>561792017Am I dense? I never got the feeling that Groove is all over her trainer in her career, unlike let's say Scarlet or senior year DoberIdk
>>561792145Reminder that our weather this CM is -100 power
>>561792145you would have to pay me money to willingly take any guts stats
Yahagi's (Ebayan's trainer) post race comments
I capped speed more with Ktsn+sr sweep than windywindy is so ass
>>561790040>But yeah in the future it'll be much worse.At what point will fast learner be better than Distance S? Because right now at most it gives 250 or so skill points, which is slightly less than a gold, and that's definitely not better than Distance S
>>561792017
>>561792359Torena-san took responsibility... sugoi...
If only you knew how bad things really are
>>561792295@umagrok is this real
>>561792421would be good without a westoid face
>>561792117I wish I was McQueen so I could do cute shit like that
>>561792061Stego has a connection to her IRL counterpart and it isn't really until the end of the career where she tells him she found her own "gold" that belongs to her that he finally completely fucks off. She has (a little bit) of memories from the real Stay Gold and knows what happens throughout his career. It's why she stops her chance at a triple crown to go save Suzuka from herself, even though it happens earlier than she knew it was supposed to.
>>561792228>>561792295>>561792351okay okay okayBUTI just blew a whistle and now... 16 (COUNT EM SIXTEEN) guts versus 7 power. Eh?
>>561792359>IT WAS THE DIRT'S FAULT
>>561791693I follow this and it just works. It lets me time the guaranteed pure passion training for the first summer.>but it's highrollinguma is a highroll game
>>561786132Both
>>561792367i mean have you seen her hip size
>>561792230>Am I denseYes.>I never got the feeling that Groove is all over her trainerShe isnt.She just naturally slides into the strict wife role without all the pomp, and trainer into the husband that somehow can get her to loosen up role.Her mom seems like a nice lady though.
>>561792230She's not, and for the entirety of the first year she's very cold towards you as a trainer, but she softens up later, there's a pretty good moment in her story where she takes you somewhere secluded to watch the festival fireworks
>>561792375I don't know man, I don't play JP
Fucked up earlier, so I redid it. Finally got an S Urara.No fast learner, and mostly shit sparks (besides S mile).
I'm tired of losing mile races
>>561792896then stop losing
>>561792838Bitch
>>561792601I usually just wait for second summer for pure passion, as long as you have enough energy to take Takarazuka Kinen in classic year it seems fine
>>561793094Opera mare...
>>561792359torena... >>561784663
>>561793094Opera Mare is peak Mare
>>561793094it's amazing how having long hair just totally fixes almost any uma's design and makes them pretty
>>561792982:(
>>561793094This artist makes me gosling
>>561792896You are weak because you lack Bakushin.
>>561792601InterdastingI didn't expect to see a Seriru vid on this exact topicthanks
>>561792896in fact I'm tired of this entire scenario, I'll take the weekend off and just do 1 ura run for the daily
>>561793094Since no one is willing, I will marry and impregnate T.M. Opera O with 9 kids at least
>>561792582okay I'm amending the request for advice:6 power VS 16 guts VS 14 wit. Stats before training:1200 speed 1200 stam 997 power 808 guts 606 wit
>>561793179Normally I would agree but I actually really like Opera O's short hair
>1 Front (Maru) 8 End>My Golshi manages to be in 6th for MPB and PI, doesn't matter because she's blocked until the final straight>Maru misses a heal and finishes 8th>Tazuna lectures me for position overcrowding despite fielding the only non-end uma
>>561793449Probably wit
>>561793449you gain something like 70 point when you make the uma climax, click wits and try to to hit closer to 700imo but i'm bad at the game
>>561793185Sorry, I take it back...
>>561793179it's amazing how having long hair just totally fixes almost any girls looks and makes them pretty
>>561793552>MPB and PIWrong CM anon, put her in CM 12 lobby
>>561793648those stats already factor in the uma climax gains.
is this one any good
>>561793552If this is for the CM11 track MPB and Iron are both trashAlso don't run solo front, it's not worth it, if there are no other fronts then yours gets cucked and then your ends get hit with PDM
>>561793769For parents runs, yes. I usually borrow it though for the fan bonus
>>561793769It's very round
>>561793552girl probably thinks the supra is a modern car
>>561793668It's okay anon, you didn't mean it
Akikawa only gave 2 skills and never againAll statsDidn't know that was possible That's crazyAnother RNG too huh
>>561787637I wanna fug this cat
>>561794010I'd rather like three skills I need and then the hundred or so in stats than have 20 hints in shit that's trash tho
>>561793552Solo fronts are garbage, they literally can't activate several front-only mechanics in such a lobby.
>>561792359I can't wait to see this adapted into the Uma story
>>561794010YesInstead of RNG of races we have RNG of skill awards
>>561793769the best card for fronts in the game
if you like idol girls so much, you surely play rhythm games, right, /uma/?
>>561794000
>>561793769orb
I HATE YOU FUCKERS SO MUCHGOD I SHOULD HAVE GRUDGEPOSTED ALL OF YOU, EVERY SINGLE POSTIT DOESN'T RAINBOW THERE'S NO RECREATIONTHE CARD IS MAX AND NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENNG
>no S>didn't hit cap other than speed>wit is only 600 or 700>guts 1*>allat for 45 mins to an hour EhhhhhhhhhhhThis scenario is tiring manWhen does it get better
this or mile ch? I have 80 coins, nothing good in the store, I didn't run yasuda, I have a 60% horn
>>561794391in 3 months
>>561793030Takarazuka Kinen has an epithet during Senior Year so that's kinda better to do it on Classic. But if it works for you, then it works.
>>561794395Nigger it's still fucking classic year and you're going to be at 810 speed
>>561794395Race here, mile route epithet is worth 30, add the value of the race itself and it's significantly better than this training
>>561794391>>guts 1*This is probably the most soulcrushing thing about this dogshit modeThere's 1.2k speed/power/staminaWhat the fuck do you mean I get 1 star guts
>>561794395post dick and sp*r*s right now
>>561794395You can still do Yasuda in Senior year for the epiteth, do Mile CH and that. Numb Digger
These two should get this year summer alts, and the event should be about forcing Mirako into the pool, fat fuck
To yesterday anon, thanks for the deck recommendation.
>>561794475For the Takarazuka Kinen it doesn't matter whether you do it Classic or Senior, same as the Yasuda KinenIt's only the Japan Cup that requires you do it in Senior for some reason
>>561794619cool ikuno...
>>561794698>It's only the Japan Cup that requires you do it in Senior for some reasonYepAdding a quote to this because it adds so much flexibility to your racing scheduleSome Anon yesterday said you could only get the Senior Spring Crown epiteth with the senior Takarazuka which was just plain wrong
Can you skip repeated races like takarazuka, queen or arima if you won them once already or nah?
>>561794578By the way KR and TW server got spark reroll with 1st anniversary :) blame Cygames
>>561794601
>all these anons realizing witgod was a fucking lying idiot all along>all these anons wasting 8k club points
>>561794619>Ikuno DictusAnon...
>>561794813For the Triple Tiara, you need to race QEII in both years. You need to race Arima twice as well for the traditional Triple Crown route
>>561794848I should fucking rape you, holy shit
>>561794813For tiara route you need to do both QE cups, for crown route you don't need to do it at allArima Kinen also needs to be done twice because it's part of two different epithets depending on whether it's in classic or senior yearTakarazuka and Yasuda Kinen only need to be done once though
>>561794861your tt bonus?
>>561794230This was the first lobby I've played that didn't have a Kitasan in it. I'm still stuck at two viable aces and haven't settled on a third, so a second front is not out of the question. I fucking hate that they released this miserable 2 hour career scenario and immediately dropped a CM on us.
>>561795083>>561795083>>561795083
>>561795038>>561794967Are you supposed to gamba 3 races in a row twice even without handcream/cure or whatever?
>>561794698It's fucking weird that the spring triple crown doesn't require them all to be on the same year. Guess I can choose between summer 1 or 2 for passion training.
>>561794967What about TakarazukaCause there are runs where the training is good but idk if I should pass on winning it a second time or that I should let the uma rest in preparation for summer in case akikawa is a bitch and doesn't hand out energies or charms
>>561795140Yes, you have to gamble. But it's usually fine skin outbreak isn't that common with 3 races in a row. Just be sure to buy a cure/cream before then to be safe.
>>561794861Witgod is retarded but Sirius card is actually pretty good
>>561795165I just skip it if I already got a win during classic year since at most it's 15 stats + 57 skill points
>>561795140Yes. Three race streaks were common practice even before MANT.
>>561795165I almost ALWAYS do it a second timeStats are almost never a problem, so you really want the skill pointsPlus you get more coins in preperation for summer and later on, 15 energy is nothing
>>561780275
>>561794950I'm talking about Top Road and Mirako, read the filename
>>561794861>wasting 8k club pointsthere's nothing else to do with them
>>561794367keeps getting away with it
>>561794367you need the status, dummyyou get the status when unlocking dating, when doing the final date, and when getting that hint popup
>>561795403
GOOD MORNING UMA IT'S SIX THIRTY IN THE MORNING AND WE'RE ALL HEADED DOWN TO NAGOYA FOR TAKAMATSUNOMIYA KINEN (G1)
