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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Main Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now Available
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)
Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m
https://umamusume.com/news/632/
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop
03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 3
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
03/26 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR Casino
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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Fuku better get a sumner alt this year or else!
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umafailure op
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Umallo
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I wish I was Gold City
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posting in the dumb loser thread
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Magnitude umamusume when
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Mejiro Mcqueen has stupid looking eyes compared to rest of the Mejiros
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>>561795253
no one says this
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>>561795020
what did I do?
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Rice Shower!

https://jiggie.fun/riceshower_riceshower
_ https://jiggie.fun/riceshower_riceshower
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_ https://jiggie.fun/riceshower_riceshower
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???

Why did it stop friendship training???
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Gold City feet in my mouth
they should have made an item that put all facilities at lvl 5 for 1 turn
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>>561795397
But I am
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>>561795442
You borrowed a 3* speed 2* stam 2* pow parent
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>>561795371
yeah, her eyes are so flat, how will our umadaughters suck aqueous humour out of her pupils
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>>561795541
Team drama, they are no longer friends
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>>561795541
>>561794367
Is this another free TP 30 oppurtunity?
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>>561795541
you have to keep track, it will say something about team sirius so you will get rainbos sometimes and sometimes you wont
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>>561795442
The fact that you're using those sparks and blasting away and I'm over here stressing. You'll probably have a better ace than me too. I will kill you if you do, post results at the end.
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>>561795691
find me a better parent for tamamo with 5* mile grandparents and 3* long main parent if you are so smart
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I have come to a conclusion that blue sparks barely matter for trackblazer and stat mostly relies on RNG of support trainings, the shop and the stats winning rival races give
why is it on three layers of rng holy shit
I'm one hell of a lucklet goddamn
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>>561795203
Hello
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I never agonize over decisions like this. Usually it's obvious.

6 power VS 16 guts VS 14 wit. Stats before training:
1200 speed 1200 stam 997 power 808 guts 606 wit

Assume this factors in the climax victory points. Difference in skill points is 4 vs 6 vs 7 respectively.
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>>561795893
Literally took 15 seconds
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Giant umas
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>>561796037
You always do wit here, it's the only stat that needs major training
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>>561795929
Wit sparks are legit amazing in MANT because there's no wit ankle weight. Speed is ok because it helps with junior year races and you can basically ignore the other three.
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>>561795929
whereas I've found the exact opposite. Blue sparks are FAR more important than they used to be. Great initial stats determines the likely outcome of your entire run because it's all about winning races. As soon as I stopped being so diehard about max pink sparks and started prioritizing blue sparks my outcomes got better, even though the likelihood of picking up aptitudes went down.
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>>561796197
>>561796150
sex
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>>561796184
This but power sparks
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>wasted my charm and used a megaphone 2 turns ago for a single rainbow
[loud racist noises]
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>>561796383
actual retard
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do you guys glue a run if you're out of alarm clocks and lose the derby
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how are you guys making parents in MANT, do i focus on mismatched ones with mile sparks?
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yankomanko
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>>561796383
based
post the results from your last run though
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>>561796383
Just give an offering to Shiraoki
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>>561796548
Yes, that's essentially unrecoverable. Some G1s you can cope missing, but not that.
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>>561796548
I instantly give up if I run out of clocks and lose one of the crowns/tiara
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>>561796548
depends on aptitude spark, but generally yeah unless you wanna convert it to a fan run or spark run. the derby is the lynchpin for two epithets. You're out a ton of stats if you lose it. The key is not using alarm clocks before that race. It's easy to get invested but that's probably the turning point.
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>>561796303
You'll be excited to learn that there is in fact a power ankle weight.
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I cooka da pizza
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How does this work, do you have a chance to get mood down if you start a race with 0 energy or if you end a race with 0 energy, i.e. after picrel? Or both?
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>>561796595
>Parent running
Just pick an ace that rollled good GP sparks, borrow a good parent and cope with whatever you spit out within three runs
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>>561796118
NTA but shocked that parent is on that website

Ive compared umadb to uma.moe countless times and uma.moe parents were ALWAYS giga-shitter parents with like 6 race wins
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>>561796761
why would you buy power weights if you are not using power cards bwo
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>>561796812
when you start the race with 0
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>>561796548
I immediately glue if I run out of clocks before classic year is over
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>>561796684
Three epithets actually
>>561796761
Yes, but the power facility is dogshit and barely gives any stats
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>>561796915
Thank you
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>>561797039
which sloptuber
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dieting is fucking hard
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Takamatsunomiya Kinen tonight
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>>561796840
That's chronogenesis, not uma.moe; to be honest I didn't even know uma.moe has a parent borrowing section
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>>561797130
Your fast metabolism bwo?
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>>561797130
I just replaced the mixers in my alcohol with zero calorie versions. Cut a good third of my calories out in one swoop
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>>561795852
here
all ssr events finished, only bought spurt, used one clock whole run
no long S = glue
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damn sweepy looks like THIS?
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>>561797319
This would be good with like 300 extra wit
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Where did Rebricked get their new members from if not from here
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wtf yanko jobbed
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These two should get this year summer alt
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>>561796893
>>561797039
TT dirt. First attempt.
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wish me luck
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wow... the power of sweeping...
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>>561795083
sexo

>>561793552
>solo front, two ends
>gambling on someone else bringing a second front
Retard
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>>561797319
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>sloptuber that /uma/ has shilled reveals his pisces aces
>they're not even capped speed
>they're not even 100% spurt-rate
holy fucking kek. the blind leading the deaf.
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>>561797641
slop
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>>561797518
SEX SEX SEX WITH MIRAKO SEX SEX SEX WITH TOPRO TOO SEX SEX SEX WITH SEXY UMAS
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>>561797534
>TT dirt
>Dirt B
>Witlet
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>>561797710
post them
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>>561797534
your wit... if you used 18+ power sparks it would be 1200speed 1000+ power and 1000+ wit
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>>561797734
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>>561797710
Who
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>>561797319
>>561797663
Similar to something I made but with less guts and no maestro, I'd want at least 650 wit with stats like these but I am cursed with wit on these runs and have no wit sparks. Thanks for sharing and keep me updated
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>>561797541
You should probably drop Tannhauser for a speed card, Kita ideally
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now that snowbreak is on hiatus john cygay needs to add the tail hug and brush in the massage spa feature
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>>561797324
Holy shit it's my punny wife Ludolf and our cute daughter Teio Teio Teio!
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>>561797915
too late now, but i'll do it next time
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>>561797917
how can a game be on hiatus?
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>>561797130
Dont eat until you are full. Eat until you feel like you could take another bite, but never more.
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>>561797130
is she liking it or not
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>>561798029
copEoS
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>>561797917
Shut the fuck up about it...
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>>561797760
You're correct that the parents were shit, but that only further undermines your position that power cards are bad.
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>>561797995
nevermind i just clocked out in my first race
i'll swap for kita
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Guys my trainee raped me... Do I report this to President Rudolf?
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>>561798235
President Rudolf raped me too so don't report to her
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>>561798119
My point was that for TT capping wit is much more important than power
Power cards can be good occasionally, but ideally they wouldn't be your main source of power
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>>561795541
it's status-based and it runs out after 2~3 trainings, even if you don't train with them
you get the status when you unlock dating, when you do the final date, and through hints
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>>561798119
>>561798316
TT Mile, with 14 power sparks, you don't need power cards
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>>561798316
there was a time when I was running 2-3 power cards because when they line up they definitely hit some crazy rainbows, but if you build properly and with a little luck you can get near cap on power just running sufficient speed cards instead. At that point, you switch power for stam and then you're getting a bunch of guts, too. Power's niche is definitely worse this scenario than it was.
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>>561798235
I'm so sorry that you've been traumatized like this. I will stand behind you no matter what and I pray the work we do today will lead to the next generation granting trainers rights that we do not have
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Are you guys going to tryhard from the start or are you going to hit day 1-2 with a sovlful team?
Thinking about running Kita+Dia+not an EC/meta front, before I swap to triple fronts
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>>561798552
I only make 3 umas for CM.
No remakes, no changes, the ones who made it get to the end.
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>win 14 races undefeated to get the SSR ticket
how am I supposed to do that
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>>561798316
More wit sparks instead of the worthless speed and stam from my legacy would have also capped wit.
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>>561798552
you've built five umas, fuck off about sovl
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>>561798235
Kaichou is a huge fan of rape, so I wouldn't. Teio rapes her trainer regularly and kaichou does nothing about it. Open secret in Tracen.
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umas for this feel?
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>>561798627
zased
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>>561798665
You need to play around the sparks you have, if you're lacking wit sparks you need to bring wit cards
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>>561798552
I only oshigame
it's a little sad not getting plat, but steamrolling group B with my oshi feels much better than tryhard metagaming just for a title that I won't equip
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>>561798235
You say your trainee raped you but allow me to clarify, your trainee did not "rape" you and instead used her trainer as a form of stress relief. It quite clearly says in the contract that you are responsible for these actions and received reports from your trainee that you didn't try to help out. We called her over and will observe how you handle this task.
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>>561798635
probably unity cup desu. It's not really a thing in mantblazer. maybe 1 in 20 runs hits that many with no losses in that scenario.
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>>561798676
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>>561798753
Licky-chan...
Air Groove
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>>561798635
Like this
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>>561798753
uma blowjobs are rough
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>>561798776
I've gotten plat with my oshi (Pasa) three times, though I'd say two of those times she was also meta
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is the kisaragi sho for an ephitet or something?

guides point to it bu the below race has a rival
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>>561798940
glad I wasn't the only one thinking about it...
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>>561798917
burst
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>>561798417
>Just run 5 MLB banner SSRs
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>>561798989
wow, the rarest of unicorns...someone who has el condor kusa as their oshi...
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>>561798753
juvenile fillies
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>MLB Fuku
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>>561799012
3 banner SSRs (+1 borrow) is definitely doable for a launch F2P, 4 probably needs whaling or extreme luck
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>>561798635
This Maru was undefeated in 37 races. Borrow MLB Fuku and you rarely lose.
>>561797534
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yoooosh! ikuyo!
*misses unique*
*gets rushed*
*still over 60k pts*
for TT the cards you use don't matter, you only need a bare minimum of wit and lots of skills
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>>561799056
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA? SOU! ERU CONDORU PASA!
I'm fluent in spanish and english, so that's probably why I love the latina gringa
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>>561798753
Nishino flower, buena, or curren
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>>561799270
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>>561799193
Dober is welfare, the other 5 are banner.
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>>561799379
So the cards do matter since they give you the gold skills for you to use
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Why, yes, my oshi is Taiki Shuttle, how did you know?
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>>561799550
You're not even American.
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>>561799550
I wasn't even talking to you
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>>561799535
The type of cards I mean.
It could be 6 power cards if you can make minimum stats and skills it's good.
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>>561798552
I usually do Maru (oshi), 1 easy meta/offmeta ace (Golshi this CM), and one I've never used before (Satono maybe).
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>>561799478
Yes, that's why I specifically called out 4 banners + 1 borrow as needing whaling or extreme luck in the post you replied to.
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>>561788694
Her career story is one of the best I've read so far. I love the Gundam so much it's unreal now.
My hatred of training her will disappear once I finally get a good career
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>>561799510
slut glasses
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>>561799550
Based beyond belief
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>>561799550
taiki was the supreme god-tier in unity cup though, the mode was absolutely perfect for her

she's not bad in MANT, very solid, but NO ONE got close to her potential in unity
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Uma fighting game.
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>>561799743
Crazy how the valentine outfit took her from "hardest career in the game" to relatively easy just by buffing her unique and growths
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>>561799681
My bad, I thought you were arguing with me.
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>>561799901
dead genre, grow up
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The Muslimification of Umashiko police is unstoppable
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anyone know if this guy's art is ai slop?
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>>561799656
I have a few characters that I really like, so I usually just pick whichever one is the best for the track and then build a team that works around that
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>>561800191
i dunno post source?
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>>561800045
Is there anyone cooler?
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Taiki Shuttle and her retarded voice has to be the worst character in this game and only ironic weebs like this
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>>561800191
solid enough
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>>561800384
https://x.com/akagi_koku/media
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Autisuma is now closer to B+ than it is to A+
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>clubmate keeps saying he's filtered by MANT
>all the while sharing his 2SS and 1SS+ aces
I can't even make SS and been stuck with S+. If that's filtered then maybe I'm mega filtered.
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You're ai slop *spits carrots on the ground*
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Post something cute
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Reminder. There are umas in the thread. They are the one talking about rape
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>>561800432
I genuinely can't remember the last time anyone sent a message in my club other than shoes
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Now that the dust has settled, in the end, was he right or was the tranny right?
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>>561800191
https://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/186678
supposedly
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>>561800418
what went wrong?
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>>561800407
solidly ai?
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>>561800418
Nyoo... How do we save them...
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>>561800191
Obviously
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>>561800432
What kind of decks are you using? SS is definitely be doable with the right strategy even without banner SSRs
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>>561800392
Where do you want it?
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>>561800578
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>>561800418
Are they in free fall or what?
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>>561800408
highly likely AI
if you look at their gallery, you see a typical pattern to sloppers that is "sets" that all share the same kind of pose or angle
people who just prompt stuff cannot resist posting multiple images from the same prompt if they are good enough
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A true trainer knows that all racing styles are valid
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>>561800418
Rebricked spy doing their job well
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>>561800432
Post a glue bottle so we can gaslight you.
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>>561800609
I will never be able to make a schedule like that work. This is high rolling insanity
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>>561799958
real?
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>>561800679
>Former artist
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>>561800856
go ahead and try a late surger or pace chaser in the CM tomorrow :)
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>>561800432
>see not-outlying U ranks
>can't keep up to them
>whine
that's all logic
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>>561800781
NOW I'M FREE FALLING
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>>561800609
I think you genuinely have to have autism to do this
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>>561800856
Late Surger is not a real strategy, it's just an End Closer that's not trying hard enough
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>>561800935
>high roll insanity
>there is literally 0 rng until summer starts since the schedule is set in stone
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>>561801047
what does touching someone without them feeling disgusted feel like?
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>>561800609
>dust has settled
No it hasn't I didn't even get through the entire story chapter at work yesterday let alone do any runs.
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>>561801047
why that daughter is so hot...
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Why is this general full of HOMOSEXUAL, FAGGOT ZOOMERS?
Where are the horny posting 24/7? Why we discussing irrelevant shit over just posting how sexual the umas are?
>my wallet is bigger than yours
Do you know how GAY is that?
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>>561801113
>no roasted carrots ever
>run is over just before summer
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>>561800940
Is there anything more pathetic than offloading your artistic and creative skills to a machine?
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>>561800938
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>>561801047
my pwincess...
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>>561801187
Why don't you go jerk off or something then come back? Hornyposting is kind of cringe.
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>>561800598
I'm happy mine's still active enough to have messages in the club chat
>>561800754
Usually Stinky, Kitasan, Power Marvy, 2LB Creek borrow Finemo. The last one depends what I can fit in for 50% RB
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>>561800935
um... that's an extremely normal MANT schedule, if anything it's a very safe one since it doesn't attempt any 4-in-a-row races.

...How are you guys playing this mode, exactly?
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>>561801017
>>561800980
Oh yee of little faith
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>>561801217
wtf no fucking way
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>>561801260
>Hornyposting is kind of cringe.
>posts Curren-chan
insanely fucking gay
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>>561800578
Marche is so adoreable
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>>561801270
I just put one schedule in from the internet and then let the game tell me when to race or not
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You guys keep posting inumusumes, but where are the nekomusumes?
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>4m away from hitting 100m fans this month
Thank you half TP for letting me reach a new milestone
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>>561801267
Borrowing Fine over Fuku is your biggest problem. For long you should be running SR Cafe as your last card, 2LB Creek can't do it alone. Use as many wit sparks as you can get.
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>>561801187
ok ill bite, do you like your uma with bush or not?
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>>561801486
Heh, flatliner...
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>>561801217
what's he doin in there
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>>561800826
nobody does hair shading like this in grayscale
ever
especially on white part of the hair
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>>561801462
Here's your speed neko
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>>561801187
>low testosterone esl babbling
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Forever Fraud
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dang
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>>561801187
I don't understand why diddyllennials get mad when we say we don't want to goon all day
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>>561801535
>>561801610
>>561801709
they have to be bushy, or they aren't umas
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>17 years old
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>debut
>2nd
>clock
>3rd
to the glue you go
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Forever Mun!
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>>561801372
>>561801558
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I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO MASTURBATE FOR A WHILE BECAUSE OF MANT
THIS SCENARIO JUST TAKES UP TOO MUCH OF THE LITTLE DAILY FREE TIME I HAVE
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>>561801693
>shows up to your kitasan run
>gives you charming
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>>561801401
Proofs?
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>>561801267
I've been in the same club since I started playing near launch and we get A+ every month, so I'm not complaining.
2LB creek is a bit rough, but as long as you get lucky with the bonds pre-debut it should be fine. Finemo + SR tachyon is usually enough for wit, so that seems good as well.
How many races do you do in a typical run and how often do you rest?
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>>561801401
Brutal anal with Marche
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>>561801768
no, they are smooth and clean and ToT
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>>561801772
Prime
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>>561801602
That's a neko enjoyer, not a neko herself.
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>Finally done setting up parents, moving on to aces
>First ace run where cards didn't want to go to their facilities and shop sucked so hard where outside of one (1) 20% megaphone during Junior Year, I never saw another one again until somewhere like end of Classic Year
>Now in that phase of not knowing if the the deck sucks or that shop RNG sucked or both
Thank Shiraoki-sama for the discounted TP but man, at least let me get a chance to make some cope aces before I lose to a half-assed Golshi anyway. Though I'll fully accept a loss from someone who put effort into a Tamamo
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Tucker
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>>561801806
You should be focusing that frustration into training, lest they break you upon the anvil of the race track
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>>561801806
Are you the teiobro who humps his bed?
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>>561801601
yeah there are lot of ways to sniff how it can be fake
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>>561801838
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vz1OL45JChQ?si=FDQr3zlQprR5OqyN
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>>561802039
He could hump me instead...
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>>561801976
i barely even know her!
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>>561801187
Hornyposters get banned too often
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>it's already afternoon
What the fuck
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>>561801919
No, she's clearly a cat. There's also the lazy cat...
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Stamlets are dying~
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>>561801768
>>561801864
Ryan's probably got a massive bush
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>>561802249
Bodybuilders shave.
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>r**n
noone cares
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i need to put my hands all over my umas, release the Healing Center feature, mr cygay
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You're welcome, danchou
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cat food should raise maya's mood
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>>561800418
AlmondLove fighting hard but A+ feels far away
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Most hated uma?
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>>561802187
it's already nighttime in some parts of the world
let that sink in
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9 hours and 30 minutes
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>>561802197
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>>561802136
Feels very weird seeing these two specific ones swapping outfits with each other, but I guess the artist just really likes both, and sometimes that's the only reason you need.
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>>561802187
but I just woke up
>>561802426
nowhere that matters
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>>561802249
>gym girl
>also has super girly interests outside of bodybuilding
nah she is bare
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>>561801804
cute cevachhi, very jealous
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>>561802249
no, Ryan is hairless and Aryan because of the Mejiro Racist genes
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how do we stop them
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>>561802426
Danchou went to bed, that's how I knew...
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>>561802212
I think a lot of people watched the Lightbirb video and just decided that stam doesn't matter. My S Maru doesn't have Groundwork, Spring, or A&S but she's still racking up wins in practice lobbies.
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>>561800980
>tomorrow
fuck you, scared me, it's two more days
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>>561802426
And it will happen to you too!
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>>561802440
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MEJIRO BRIGHT IS SO CUTE and I scouted for her and spent 1500 carats and ten or fifteen tickets and I GOT her.
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>>561801504
My main problem with Fuku is that she's never on the training that I need her, and taking 3 speed cards shoots too much of my speed. Also leaves me witlet if I don't borrow FineMo, and not using stamina sparks kills my stamina for the longslop requirement. I usually use Creek just for her Maestro since I probably have never made her reach orange until senior year or sometimes the entire run. I usually use another wit on my last spot for more recovery.
>>561801846
I rest a decent amount during junior year and classic year but can do just fine on senior year without resting or at least just once unless a good training comes. I typically run 28~30 races
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>>561802494
Its kinda funny since Rudolfs VA is actually Kroos and Texas
While Zofias is El Condor Pasa
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>this is my danchou
DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PLEASE PLAY THE GAME I AM BEGGING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>561802550
train them
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>>561802550
I explode my clock alright
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>>561802771
That was my point exactly.
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Rebricked (A+) has two spots available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join!
>20mil monthly
>don't flatline (unless you already hit 20m)
>that's literally it
Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile
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>>561802665
Delete this
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>clear the follows of 1d+ of no log in
>they clog up half an hour later
wtf...
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>>561802523
pama has a nice bush
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>>561802197
>>561802440
>>561802665
>>561802857
I love this cute catboygirl
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>>561802840
Where did you recruit the new members from
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>>561802713
no one says this lol
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how bad is april going to look for clubs
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Going to cheat on Autis/uma/ with Rebricked.
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MEJIRO ARDAN DOES NOT SHAVE
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Stammed too hard, and wit not high but otherwise decent build for CM12
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>>561803003
Some of my club's top earner became our worst performer after MANT dropped
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Mr Cygay you can end the no/bush debate by giving all of them micro bikinis
do it now
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Agnes Digital also doesn't shave
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>>561802936
you can look at their members profiles yourself lol
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>>561803136
This post is talking about me...
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>>561798635
Your front Bakushin/Urara, bro?
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>>561803136
Literally me.
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>>561802840
false advertising you will not be A+ next month
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>>561803465
nice sound post retard
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>>561800886
He did a shit job in Mambo
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>>561803316
>>561803465
GET BACK TO WORK
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Kitasan an Jordan slept through Senior year the moment summer began, what a shame. I hope I can win B group with this one. I'm wondering if I should replace Mabelas but I don't got any decent wit cards at MLB aside from Fuku SR.
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>>561802738
That's definitely too few races. Don't be afraid to occasionally run three race chains, especially before the guaranteed mood up events like the Valentine's day event in Classic year. It's okay to get race fatigue a few times per run, that's what Etsuko Otonashi is for. If you happen to get multiple cupcakes, you should be even more aggressive when chaining races and taking 0 energy races.
Ideally you want to end the pre-debut phase having rested 1 (or 0) times and close to max energy with decent bonds across the board—since this is so early in the run, you can consider glueing if you get bad luck.
For more in depth strategy stuff, I really recommend this guide. It covers most of the important stuff that I see a lot of people get wrong.
https://uma.guide/guides/trackblazer
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maya doesn't shave (desperately sparse) because she thinks it makes her womanly
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umatism lives to see A rank once more
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>Anni part 4 and still no bot armageddon
Sweepytards won
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>>561797130
drink black coffee
that worked for me
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u u u u u uma
uma in bosnia!!!
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>>561803267
because she is a hairless asian
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I stalked my flatlining ex-danchode and he came back for mant after afk-ing the entire unity cup
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>>561802738
I'll go ahead and post her since I already mentioned her here >>561802636 Her Summer camp RNG was kind of bad and I was thinking I would need to retrain, but she's winning lobbies for me. Blue sparks were 8 wit 3 stam and 3 pow. Ryan was a flex pick for CM greens but with 2LB Creek that flex needs to be Cafe. Give it a try or don't, but that's the best suggestion I've got for you.

>>561802550
I seem to be the only one getting bent over and pegged by Dober. No other NPC is even close.
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>>561803070
At least there was one nip winner in Dubai today.
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>>561803696
group B will have the same 1200/1200/1200 but no dist S
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>>561798092
it's a fine line
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>>561803742
Any recommendations or just grab any cheap shitty coffee off the shelf?
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I don't know why, but I'm really enjoying building debuffers
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so this is awful, right?
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>>561803708
>>561802738
Oh, one more thing: you should consider borrowing creek and running the Team Sirius card instead of power Sunday, it helps with energy management
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>>561803797
>No Image Selected
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>>561798092
>t. has clearly never been piped before
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>>561803640
Nyo.
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explain sirius card to me, how does it work
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>>561803278
Rude kicking out Kelhsy and Miyokari adding them for their fans
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Remember anon's mom from yesterday? I just randomly found her posting her CM room wins. Should i slide into DMs?
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>>561804056
it doesn't
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>>561803938
Drink something you are gonna enjoy...
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>>561802996
?
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>>561804006
>my front is safe
Nice
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>>561803728
hehe...
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>>561803938
any type of coffee will work as long as you don't add anything else

if you're not a coffee elitist just grab whatever
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>>561803640
I don't know why I stopped doing so many runs but I feel a dip in motivation when I click MANT and I only fan run with my favs
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>>561799091
what is an oguri
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whatever happened to that collective /uma/ fuku run? was it glued?
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>>561804235
It was finished, very unlucky run.
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>>561804235
It finished with an A+, with 1k in speed, stam and wit iirc
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>>561803938
cafe would not step on torena like this
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>>561804169
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>>561800578
I like this artist and how he draws Dia like a small dog
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>>561804006
For CM11 Bakushin is actually a good pick as a debuffer because she starts with Flustered Fronts
All-Seeing Eyes is not real
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>last summer turn
>whistle into +33 base stam training
>get hyphy
>pop anklet and already have megaphone
>didn't notice 20% failure rate
>fail
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>561804225
It means apex, as in summit
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How do you get enough recovery for Mayano? Just gamble on BOFA?
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>>561804154
Round 2 coming up
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>>561804297
wtf? it had charming turn 3
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>>561804140
IM SAYING THAT NO ONE LIKES FLOPJIRO SHITE LOL
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>>561804310
unless he likes it (like me)
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>>561804339
>All-Seeing Eyes is not real
This sadly, everyone is gonna be overstammed without even trying
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>>561804235
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>>561804374
What's BOFA?
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>>561804310
Then explain in deep detail what she WOULD do.
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>>561804374
maestro bofa radiant
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I'm so mad

I finally got long S after SIX CAREERS

SIX HOURS OF WASTED TIME

AND NO ONE WENT TO SPEED ALL CAREER, INCLUDING 4 WHISTLES
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>>561804339
>unit good as debuffer because she starts with: 1 white
kek
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>>561804474
deez nuts
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>>561803938
cafe upskirt HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGgg
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>>561804374
everything in this fucking game is a gamble so sure
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>>561804515
>SIX HOURS OF WASTED TIME
The abandon run button is RIGHT there, primed and ready after your second inspiration
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>>561804321
I like the artist. Draws very cute and sweet stuff.
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Glue or potential winner? I know no uma stan sucks
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>>561803708
>>561803797
>>561804019
I'll give it a try and try include the advices in here. I usually avoid 3 races since the times I do I get skin problem and mood downs but I still risk it if I have the item.
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>>561804474
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>>561804578
Dia...
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I finally got my first SS Uma.
I'd like to say it was hard work, creativity, and determination, but I literally just followed WitGOD's guide which only indicates how bad in general I am at this game if just doing what someone else says gives better results
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>>561804139
I only had coffee once when I was like 8 and didn't like it then but I might like it now, so I don't know.
>>561804186
Sounds good
>>561804310
The things Cafe would do to me
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>loses
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>>561804524
None of the golds are good on this track other than Siphon, which is free from Cafe
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>>561804602
Serenity is terrible consistency wise, but you have enough stam anyway with Maestro
Wit too low to be reliable, but can do something if she hits spurt and nimble
Power should be 1200 ideally
1/25 win chance in /uma/ rooms probably
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>>561801113
There is no rng, if you always pick top option you always have JUST enough stamina for end with 0 and use a recovery item
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why can't we scroll trainings with mouse wheel
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>>561804406
Be careful, posting like that causes elbow cancer
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NISHITNO FLOWER
I HATE YOU
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD RUNNER
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>>561804602
>sturm and drang
You already lost
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>>561804754
Mobile game controls, purease understando.
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>>561804754
there's no scroll wheel on a touchscreen
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rice LOVE
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>good training pops up on senior yasuda kinen
>decide to do yasuda kinen for the epithet
>win (have to clock once)
>no mile epithet
>check race history
>skipped classic mile championship
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Is it just me or there's always a chain of mood down after Race Fatigue. This feels so consistent
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>>561804578
Why would Tachyon be poor
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>anime teio
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>>561804863
serves you right for training teio
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>>561804785
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>>561804804
why?
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>>561800578
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Is today round 1 or not?
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>>561804837
9 children...
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>>561804863
>anime Teio

it's canon
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I still don't have an ace haha
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>>561800578
Is that my girl Confusion?
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>>561804976
No you fucking bimbo
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>>561804645
A cute
>>561804908
Because its cuter when she works part time to gift Daiwa something
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>>561804976
1 day and half
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>>561804863
There's no mechanic for this in game, so this is probably just an instance of negativity bias; events like this are much more likely to stick in your memory so they feel more common than they actually are
Or you're just unlucky
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I keep capping speed too early
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I rather pay 40 bucks than make aces for this CM
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>>561804836
Where's her nose
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>>561802550
Vodka is too strong and cool to beat.
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GOOD MORNING UMA IT'S SIX THIRTY IN THE MORNING AND WE'RE ALL HEADED DOWN TO NAGOYA FOR TAKAMATSUNOMIYA KINEN
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>>561805091
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>>561805131
Stop running 3 speed
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>>561805154
Can you give me the 40 bucks? Yanko made me lose my lunch money.
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>>561805131
3+ wit buddy
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>>561805206
MAMBO!
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>>561805206
Have fun mambwo
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>>561804343
THAT FUCKING 60 STAMINA WAS WHAT I NEEDED FOR THIS KITA AHHHH
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>>561805206
Say hi to Satono Reve for me.
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do i just give up now to not be disappointed again
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well I got fucked on RNG but there's definitely something here
wish my stamina parent had long sparks
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>>561805294
she'll die anyway
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I'm not ready for this CM bwos...
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>>561802550
You don't
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>>561799958
CHEVACHIIIIIIIIII
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>>561805318
It isn't pre-debut. You can still hope that it wouldn't be the shittiest run ever
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>>561805357
I had hanshin green
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For me its her
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Cygames really let an entire club of 100m fans/day botters grab the #1 spot from Eden pros
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>>561805294
bro your 60+ stamina green?
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>12/21 legend race
Did I brick myself? I forgot to race the first days
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>>561805410
kek
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>>561805181
Your Kiseki's kisekis weren't big enough.
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>>561805267
sure give me your bank account
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>>561802550
I'm also having issues with Seeking the Pearl
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>>561805460
jrochacho its over for you
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>>561802840
I got the 24 hour join ban, will I be able to sit on the invite until the limit gets lifted?
trainerID: 881096045468
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>>561805206
good luck
>>561805460
you should be fine, just don't skip any more days
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>>561805589
>leaving the club before end of the month
anon your gibs
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>It's a no-megaphone run
OK...
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>>561805460
you're bricked if you miss two days, yes
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>>561805206
Ayyy it's mambo PXL_ anon, my favorite blog poster!
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>>561805589
You are just a number to Bricked, they will kick you when they find a higher number
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>>561805460
>missed 2 days worth of legend races
bro...that's giga-bricked
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>>561805501
I want to be seduced by Fuji Kiseki's kisekis.
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This wasn't too pleasant of an experience, but it's all done now
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>>561800578
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>>561805294
You're fine, just don't rush.
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>>561805858
>>561800578
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>>561804785
Sounds like the trainer/trainee is just shit then.
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>>561804836
>panik
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Oh, look who woke up.
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>>561805858
Every uma should have an umahand umapuppet
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>>561805215
cow city

>>561805446
taiki cattle
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>>561800578
something cute? it must be my HERO, oggy
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>>561805926
Sex with her doll
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gn
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>>561806087
gn
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which uma would be into Bionicles?
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>>561800578
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>>561805725
I was in a club with 4 geriartics, all the club points I ever had were from club-checking and unrequited shoe requests.
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>>561805206
STOP FLATLINING BITCH
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>>561806261
Teio and Biko
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>>561800578
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>3600m race
>all of them have sub 250 stamina
lol
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>>561805206
does this mambogga live in japan or just go there every week
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>>561806456
so flat
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this is umaslop i only like it because it's umamusumes
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>>561806498
I think he said his mommy gave him a ton of money for a startup so he's just a nepobaby
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>>561806530
The flattest.
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Fuku posting and 7 posting is not funny.
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0/5 wins in pub rooms...owari da
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>>561806643
Not quite.
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>>561806718
That's not very first-rate of you.
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>>561806376
I'M SORRY I'LL DO A RUN RIGHT NOW.
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>>561806696
DID SOMEONE SAY FUSU POSTING?
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>>561806718
Just beat /uma/ instead
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>>561806696
Don't say that...
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>>561806820
No it's too late you're getting kicked the rules are clear
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>>561806696
1 and your mother dies in her sleep tonight
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>>561806847
but /uma/ is stronger...right?
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any jiggies
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Have you tried out the new support card?
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>>561806767
Ryan's big mejiro tits
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>>561806767
>B66 W48 H69
>B67 W49 H68
All things considered they're the same except Dream Journey apparently has wider hips
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>>561806696
6 and you die
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>>561806767
Yep yep, the top row. My heroes.
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>>561806767
>4/5 of my oshis are in the 1st row while the last one is in the 6th row
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>>561806767
Iinchou is big enough where it matters
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>>561795570
marbalous brings the beach to you
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>>561806767
winning ticket and her winning tickets!
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wtf ANOTHER APTITUDE TEST?
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>>561806767
>smaller than nishino flower
kinda hot...
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They’re gonna take away my Torena license…
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>Stams out in tenno sho spring 5 times in a row

Is this really not enough? No skills.
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>>561806767
>marvy is so short that she can't make top row despite being a cow
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>>561807224
>>561807281
can (You) pass the wit check?
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>>561807224
Can they not do this before the CM?
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>>561806767
>>561807021
>>561807051
I'm usually a flatty enjoyer in other games but my top four umas are all top row umas.
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>>561807321
>Skilless front runner
>Haruten
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>>561807281
you're gonna have to fuck like your life depends on it
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I've built the best I'm gonna get for Pisces. Just gotta hope I don't get matched with practice room sweats.
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>>561806967
I did, it was a fun experiment but it's not for this CM, you can't afford the highroll needed
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>>561806767
>most of the big side are year 1 umas
So...the devs decided to reduce the bust over the years???
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Post them

>>561807321
>Not pictured: the 700 stamina 1 gold 1 white rival
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Doing a single run per day until 1/2 TP is out because it overwhelms me
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>>561806767
>air groove's tits are as big as dantsu and scarlet
I don't believe it
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>>561807321
it's enough if you don't get rushed and maybe if you don't get spot struggled
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>>561807392
In my case I'm usually the opposite, I tend to like ones with bigger chests but I'm absolutely infatuated with Stego.
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>>561807446
Not the chafing…
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I did nothing all day, sorry danchou
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>>561806967
Kinda bs, there is not enough stamina for this wit training, you are guaranted to have mood down during races
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>>561807449
I have one Mayano I'm placing most of my hopes on, a serviceable Golshi I'll probably remake, and the last place working on now. I doubt I can win A finals, though. The practice rooms I've seen it's just "did you build a competent frontrunner?" -> "then win."
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>>561807490
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>dig here, windy!
Tell me about the stinky girl, why is she on a shopping cart.
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>>561807476
japan is dying
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>>561807563
I think all american umas should dress like this
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>>561807490
I got all of the figures from the wiki and double-checked every one with the information on gametora.
https://umamusu.wiki/Air_Groove
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>>561807658
she's on Jackass
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>>561806767
This needs to be taken with a grain of salt because you can't just go "HAHA 90CM" then ignore the waist which is what makes the tits look as big as they do. Height is also an important factor to this.
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dig deez
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>>561807746
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>>561806767
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>>561807746
Show Windy's stinker
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>>561807392
I don't have a preference when it comes to breast sizes for general faves since I am more partial to big asses but any female character I yume for tends to be on the busty side
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>>561807484
>590 stamina 1 gold rudolph
aieee...
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>>561807658
Thats a starting gate
She is a biter, a villain, and a really cute girl

>>561807746
Im gonna do her mom a favor and take responsibility for her
No roses needed.
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>>561807734
Very true. Perhaps I should add waist and height measurements to it when I update it with the new umas.
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>>561807224
Nice, needed something to do
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who's the most flanderized uma?

>LOOOL BIG HEAD AND SHE LOVE BANANA
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>>561807784
She's so fucking hot.
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>>561808109
By fans? SC
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>>561808109
Creek
Oguri
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>>561805206
dancho pls kick the fl*tliner...
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>>561808109
Chiyono and isn't even because of the game
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>>561808109
By fans? Gold Ship
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>>561808161
>>561808275
Describe Creek’s character.
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>>561808286
gold ship is basically a looney tune and cygames leans into it

if anything fans just mischaracterize gold ship by making her some giant dommy mommy when she's actually a randumb freak
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> mlb fine and kita
> ssr Crystal tomorrow with legend race
so who do i use selector and crystal on? creek is the best option i guess?
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>>561808439
>knee grows
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is it just me or did they change it so that now if you race with no energy you get a race fatigue event instead of a generic mood down event
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>Aptitude test only lasts 6 days
>When one career takes 1h
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>>561808513
>how can i make this about black people
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>>561808491
Just save
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wtf is this shit?
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>>561808109
...this was literally the coverage of the actual biwa lmao
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>>561808635
Fuck off Rudolf
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>>561808491
Save, Creek is useless for a good bit after this CM
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>>561808683
it's maki!
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>>561808683
girly things
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>>561808729
>>561808682
save the voucher?
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>>561808109
Vodka
>legitimately insanely goated horse
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SHE GAY
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>>561808761
i hate buff trainer, he must be like the producer from idolmas
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>>561808491
crystal tomorrow? did i miss a day
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>>561808683
They should've made Maki an npc uma
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>>561808873
Yurifags ruined what little remained after the whole "all umas are girls" thing robbed Vodka of most of her cred.
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>>561808921
Teiobro...
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>>561808865
I would said save Both, SC will not be used for next CM. unless u plan to get a specific card for uma legacy
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today i reached ss for the first time
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1 WHOLE STAR PIECE
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>>561806643
fuckkkkkkk I wanna eat sushi off her chest
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>>561809072
oh i almost forgot lol thx
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>>561808873
I mean it doesn't help that she keeps fumbling every damn time Scarlet's in the vicinity
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>see funny hat of light discoutns
>me immediately
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>>561808873
Find it very interesting how the irl horse is described as jacked as Donna and in-game she's a twig
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>>561809045
very nice
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>>561809072
22 more days until mcqueen yippeeee!
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>>561808873
That was the anime fault, ironically she being too cool compared to Spe-chan and daiwa was unfair for the anime
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>>561800418
we're doing fine bwos... please... dont *cough cough* forget about us...
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>>561808109
bakushin
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I can't get Sirius to consistently date me, even though I'm trying to get it to 50% ASAP. am I doing something wrong?
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Can't you race every day with the highest race bonus? it will result in a good uma?
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>>561809268
Ryanbwo...
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My new danchou is going to fucking quit already...should I just take over myself?
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>>561809331
>oh boy, 18 stats from a G3!
>-30 from race fatigue
nyo
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>>561808683
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>13 races
>still not a single clock used
umamusume is a power game
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>ryan avatarfag is a casual shitter B club while ntrfag is a hardcore shitter A+ club
really makes you think
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>Lose race
>Winner takes your shoes
???
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>>561806767
I like a number of the top row and it's not even related to their bust sizes...
Hishi Akebono is the only one that doesn't result in me throwing out my back any time I want to kiss her.
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>>561809045
how the fuck did you get your stamina that low?
all my good runs have minimum 600 on all stats
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>>561805420
if i somehow manage to get more speed...
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>Love the Hitachiin twins from OHSHC
>Love the submas twins from Pokemon BW
>Love the Sonozaki twins from Higurashi
>Love Carmine and Kieran from Pokemon SV
>Love Biwa and (deeply love) Brian
I think I have a type
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>>561809479
What were you going to use those shoes for?
Win a race?

Now hand them over.
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>>561809472
Would
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>>561809472
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>>561809479
shoe game
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>>561809607
that is only for bibi
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>no long S
Just wanna see how my fronts will do for now, my plan is to kill Kitasan with a Suzuka oonige, S. Maru and V. Bourbon to steak midrace and lockdown P2.

51681617
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I am ready for the new month and club slander
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>>561809725
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>>561809674
nice
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>>561809732
w-where is your oonige
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>>561809501
i have no idea and i extremely over shoot guts
maxed it out after summer
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>>561809781
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>>561809725
does gold city have a bush or is she the type to completely wax/laser all the hair off
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>>561809674
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every fucking time
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was that Nishino Flower image just now real??
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>Niigata Junior Stakes
>Front-runner, late start, blocked
>Still wins
Scarlet careers are so comfy. She's just too ichiban!
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>deleted the second it was posted
fuck off janny
no one likes you
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>>561809904
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>>561809968
that's breeders cup for you
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>>561809912
Trimmed bush in a heart shape
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>>561810023
The late start blocked actually made her win, she was able to duel
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What's the difference between Bamboo Memory and Yaeno Muteki?
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>>561810094
>made her win
She would have won if she held the lead too. She would have won even harder.
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>>561810223
isn't one
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>>561810223
One sucks your energy, the other is a giga jobber.
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i'm past my 30s, fat and unathletic, with lower back pain
which umas are for me?
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>>561809912
In general she'd probably keep it smooth unless her partner specifically requested for her to not shave
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>>561810393
tokai teio
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I'm at 20 clocks left
What am I about to be in for, /uma/?
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>>561810393
I'm a Teiobro too
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>>561810393
Teio or Mayachi
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>>561810452
Soon you'll be at 20 carats left.
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Looks like my Arima Kinen is over...
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>>561810452
You get minimum four clocks per day, that's enough for one or two runs. Just be selective about where you use your clocks.
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>according to /uma/ these two are the same
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>>561810393
Air Groove, Rudolf, Maruzensky, Special Week, Mcqueen, Rice Shower but only if your dick is freakishly big
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>>561810605
yes
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>>561810652
Okay but Rulership is clearly the one to the right is Cheval's trainer retarded
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>>561809732
Yeah these stats are no good huh, 800 wit can't compete with 1k wit fuck.
>>561809861
It's still a plan...
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>>561810738
>is Cheval's trainer retarded
yes
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>>561805589
>posted over an hour ago
>no response
the most unserious club in this general, what a joke
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>>561810393
>only in his 30's
you can literally still fix all of that so im prescribing you ryan.
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>>561810904
Ryanbro is an unc!?
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>>561810986
No wonder he won, he had the teddy bear buff...
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>>561810393
>i'm past my 30s
I'm almost there too
>fat and unathletic
hit the gym for your umas
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>Japanese Oaks winner runs in AkiTen
>Gets destroyed by a stallion
>falls in love with said stallion
Eh?
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>>561810393
I'm 32, fat, mexican, sighly fit because I can endure jogs, and a programer
which umas are for me?
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>trainers start a trainer only gym club
which umas would get in trouble for peeping?
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OITSU NAISU NATURE DES
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PLEASE STOP DESCRIBING YOURSELF I CAN'T HOLD MYSELF BACK FROM IMAGINING BEING POUNDED BY ALL OF YOU
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>>561811274
>mexican
you know which one
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>>561811274
>>561810393
you two are meant for eachother
now kiss
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>>561811395
Falco definitely wouldn't say this.
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>>561811124
>Hit the gym to stop getting raped by my umas
>get buff
>still getting raped by my umas
what was the point?
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No one here is running debuffers right? We're all play good old clean Umamusume: Pretty Derby?
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>>561811517
see >>561811368
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>>561811416
>>561811467
no, I'm not sure
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I watched too many uma videos on the 'tube, now I'm getting posts about random trannies acking
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>>561811395
>"Aaaaaand sent!"
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>>561811496
Making your trainee happy
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>>561811675
Nope. Falco definitely said that
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>>561811668
I'm already married to the uma of my dreams tho
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>>561811496
The strongest trainer is still nothing compared to the weakest umamusume
You simply do it for your trainees morale
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>>561799550
I always want a woman with monstrous tits but I'm asian and women here are titlets. I hate that they still look like children despite being in their 30s
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>>561811274
Olla senyour, kay ora es?
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>>561811790
>I get to fuck a busty retard
neat
thank you anon
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>>561811783
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>>561811783
I always want a man with monstrous cock but I'm asian and men here are dickless. I hate that they still look like children despite being in their 30s
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>>561811274
Hey you're me in a couple years if I can remain employed
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I can barely do a pushup and lifting 30lbs for more than a minute kills me, how over is it?
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>>561811395
Falco DEFINITELY would say this.
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>>561811668
>2700 coins in 12 turns
is that even possible?
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>>561811920
Lose weight, I'm a skeleton but can still do workouts despite not doing any form of training whatsoever
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can tama survive
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>>561812042
HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S JAM
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>>561811875
yes
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>>561812042
Stamlet, so no
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>>561812042
DO IT
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>>561812042
believe in your uma
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>>561812042
Click it.
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TRACEN IS EVIL!
DON'T BELIEVE AKIKAWA'S LIES!
SHE'S AN UMAMUSUME AND SHE'S USING TRACEN TO
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>>561811920
never over. we all started somewhere.

How much do you want it?
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>>561811679
girls will never look at me like she does
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>>561811858
>retard
Lo siento hermano, now you gotta go back.
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>>561812141
>>561812140
>>561812131
>>561812095
uuuoooOOHHHHHHH

>>561812124
I can now use the anklets on the last 3 turns to get to 900 for sure
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>>561811920
It's only over when you die.

>>561812174
But that nasty pain on your lower back from spending too much time sitting down will go away.
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3 speed
2 stamina
1 wit
That's the way.
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7 hours and 29 minutes
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>>561812254
congwats bwo~
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Give me a (You) or I rape my Ardan.
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>>561812145
Hayakawa is one as well. Don't trust anyone who wishes to take you into a secluded space without the code word
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>561812410
Film it
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>>561812369
3 wit
2 speed
1 stam
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To 561812410:
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test
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>>561812254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o
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>>561812410
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hey so I understand that Sakura Bakushin O has petals in her eyes because Sakura or whatever
but why does Haru Urara have them?
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>561812410
Its what she wants and who am i to deny her that.

>>561812528
FOOOOOOOOOOL
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Love Stego.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs
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>>561812369
I do 3 speed 2 stam 1 out of shape hag for dating, because I don't have fimo
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>>561812551
She's dead
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>>561812192
I wanted Haru Urara or Zenno...
why do I have to stick it in Shuttle...
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I'm starting to understand why jpfags encourage muting uma
it's not just uma crying from triple/quad race
they are whining from low energy too
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>>561810250
She's just winning on so many levels. Win Win Win
>front
win
>pace
win
>late-start > brocked
WIN
truly ICHIBAN and truly the wife of /uma/
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>>561812515
Did it work?
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>>561812660
what does that have to do with it?
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>>561812614
I like brontosaurus personally
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>>561812551
think a little bwo
what is common during springtime in Japan
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39289287
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Aries CM 2000m
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>>561812551
>he didnt watch the helicopter fight scene
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Creek....
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>>561812551
The Will of U(ma)
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>>561811496
allegedly, sex is more fun when you're fit and in shape
>t.khv, wizard +7
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>>561812614
Ugly boy
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>>561812776
Okay but post results
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>>561812776
i didn't even finish my piss kiss aces...
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>>561812837
I hope you enjoyed your parent run.
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>>561812614
Normally I'm a titty lover, but there's just something about her.
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Yeppers I think Team Sirius is bad for ace building
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>>561812776
Space for 1 more
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>>561812970
Yep
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>>561812719
I failed.
Tazuna and Akikawa gonna beat me now.
I don't get to see my umas for a week.
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Well let's settle it
https://poal.me/fp51g6
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>>561812860
Everything is more fun when you're fit and in shape
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>spent 220 bucks on a date
>didn't get pussy action after
I should've just spent it on carats jfc, this 3dpd should die
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>>561812970
Team Sirius felt like a card more beneficial to whales desu
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>three days of 5x borrows
>only produce a single "ace"
>it's 951 speed
i look forward to B-finals.
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>>561812381
I will once again support Lemaire
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A little too late for it, huh...

>>561812631
Peak comfy
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>>561813081
Never trust human women if they distract from your training
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>>561809170
Vodka at her lightest was as heavy as Donna at her heaviest.
She was often mistaken for a colt for good reason.
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>>561813041
skeleton general
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>>561812776
Where is everyone...
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>>561813081
Should've spent it on me, except we split the bill after, and still...you know...
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Opera has to the ugliest uma.
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>>561813278
>med CM
>nice nature
I'm not joining that shit.
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>>561812951
Ugly boy
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How many dupes of Super Creek do I need before she becomes good?
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>>561813212
neber gibe up...
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Thanks for reminding me to stretch /uma/, was wondering why my back is aching lately. Turns out it's been 2 or so months since I've done some stretching.
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>>561813041
I'm over 35 and weigh 57kg
there's no option for me in your poll
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>>561813387
3lb minimum, mlb is amazing in comparison to 3lb.
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>>561813081
>dating ningens
didn't you learn from unity
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>>561813081
I don't think you can spark for pussy, thus 10 pulling in this game is a safer gamble.
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>>561813081
I learned this lesson early messing with an older woman she used me to scope out a place for her bf to take her
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>>561813081
this guy selected the middle option and got agemasen'd
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>>561813285
imma touch u, twinkanon
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>>561813490
That's horrible
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>>561813264
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>>561813418
Well add the answer yourself
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>>561813490
How did you find out?
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>>561813490
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uma for this feel?
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>>561813713
Easily Curren
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>>561812776
Thanks for joining
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Sex with Verxina
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>japs and we use the translate this post back to back

heh, since I started liking uma stuff I have been bombarded with jp accounts and keiba stuff. Its pretty sweet.
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>>561813081
What cost you that much...
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>>561812939
I will always enjoy doing careers with my oshi
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>>561813770
You're welcome bwo
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>>561813490
women are scary
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>>561813081
>Trusting ningens
Why? Are you stupid?
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>>561813770
.........
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>>561813081
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>>561813772
fusu
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what happened to oberon, did she quit?
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Is Bright for (You)? I'll roll if she is.
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>>561812551
>Sakura Bakushin O has petal eyes
>...
>Sakura Chiyono O has normal eyes
>...
>Haru Urara has petal e-
>EXPLAIN YOURSELF NYOW
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>>561813964
yeppers
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you just don't care for training facility levels in MANT at all right?
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>>561813671
Since I knew her because a friend he was kind of enough to tell me but he was not around to stop it from happening.
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>>561813983
what about Laurel?
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>>561813870
B-but Rice, you are a 3D model!
>VNR
Nice.
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>>561812551
before laurel, sakura eyes indicated an absence of brain cells
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>>561813997
you do
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>>561813808
>lunch at a sushi bar
>bought her make-up
>snacks at a matcha cafe to talk and stuff
>went to a carnival
I'm dumb
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There could be umas in the thread right now...
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>>561812951
She's just great. She's very cute, has a wonderful personality, and I really do love her drive to travel. The convo in the lobby where she's talking about the places she can go, whether it's more local or overseas, and you question if it's too much, and she's like "no, I have the freedom to, I want to make the most of it" is very admirable. I like how she's so friendly to everyone, and in turn everyone freaking loves her. She's just a wonderful gold plated gem.
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>>561813983
https://www.youtube.com/watch/uskY1TO8g8w
>>561813983
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I'm leaving for work please give me a (You) guys.
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>>561813212
BAD TRAINER!
B RANK FINALS
OPEN LEAGUE
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>>561814269
>bought her make-up
Bro...
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>>561814269
Hopefully not a first date... always choose low/non commital area like coffee or boba
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>>561814296
how would you know anon, unless (You)re one of them
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>>561814059
>>561814339
that's the point
Urara is not an outlier
Chiyono is
we have to bully the stupid dog for being normal
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>>561814356
*gives you a (you)*
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>>561810553
Don't try to lump Mayachads together with Teiobros
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Why is dating so expensive... That's several ten rolls already
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>>561814130
dont most of your stats come from summer and races?
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>>561814616
If you date a thot, they only want stuff to be paid.
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>>561814356
No
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>>561812614
>>561812951
>>561814315
I really came around to her. I was put off at first by her hobo and too boyish appearance but now I really like her a lot.
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Why would you want to go on a date when you can just look at Curren?
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>>561814636
yes, but you still want a decently levelled facility for non-racing days. at lv3 facility, using megaphones + ankles is actually quite reasonable
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>>561814767
He wants to go on a date not look at a whore
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>>561814767
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>>561814848
>He wants X not X
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>>561814767
Curren only let's me watch while Aoi...
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>>561813558
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>>561809912
we're settling this, make a pubic hair tier list
https://tiermaker.com/create/umamusume-all-trainee-including-unreleased-03-25-2026-19310567
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Just read uma fanfic
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>>561811597
Fuck you actually made me sad
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>>561813081
>pussy action
Anal then? Surely at least a blowjob?
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>>561814003
I wouldn't be able to stop having sex with Machan 24/7 if she was my trainee.
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>>561814767
Curren is fake as hell
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>>561814427
I know bwo... but I really want to bang those pinterest egirls
>>561814474
2nd date, maybe 3rd times the charm? idk, I just want to unvirgin myself but maybe I made the mistake of going for the SS women instead of starting B+ first...
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next thread will be better
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>>561814556
Chiyo doesn't need sakura eyes because her head shape resembles a sakura flower.
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>>561815009
Ask her over to uma and chill
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which uma would be most embarrassed to be fully nude in front of her torena?
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>>561815065
ayabe
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>>561815065
Like 90% of them
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Give me an image for next bread
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>>561815132
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>>561815065
Curren
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>>561815009
I think you're being farmed for carats. I'd go for 3 though, might as well since you're already deep in.
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>>561815132
YURI
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>>561815065
i think the better question is, which one wouldn't?
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>>561814767
*gives you 30 energy and playtime's over!*
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>>561815170
very cute kingu
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>>561815009
This is why being gay is great. You fuck first, then go on a date
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>>561813081
With $220 you could have pulled this cutie
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but we're still 10+ images away from limit
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>>561815065
according to Grok (citing 75 sources), it's Rice Shower
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>>561815065
Anyone who isn't named after the US Navy's Strike Fighter Tactics Instructor program.
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>>561815250
facts homos are very horny
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>>561815261
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>>561814991
I don't think she'd let you stop because you might forget her if you do
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>>561815132
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>>561815367
>>561815367
>>561815367
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>>561815132
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>>561815213
Stego probably. I can't remember an instance where she actually gets embarrassed.
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holy shit
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Surely you'll have your CM aces posted in the next thread
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>>561815392
The +15 is actually painful to look at. On JP that would at least be a +40 if not more.
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>>561815213
curren
bourbon
ulala
taiki
doto
fuji
kingu
brian
opera (unless you compliment her)
air groove (unless you say something stupid)
tachyon
golshi
rudolf
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>>561815298
AI truly is the future.
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I want to join Dacchis, but it does not seem likely someone is going to be kicked out
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>>561814356
why do you always need (You)s before work



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