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Digitan LOVE
Gold City feet in my mouth
i swear there used to be a link to a torrent with all the uma discovergraphy in op. Where is it now
>see Taiki as rival>noped the fuck out
what if i had sex with my uma
>>561878290https://nyaa.si/view/2041822
>>561878243Digicat
>>561878152These two are really cuuuuuuuute
this thread will be surely be great
>>561878497Imagine that bottle is your dick
Is there an uma fart smell tier list?
>>561878497Be the change you wish to see. Through the trainer, the Umas improve
>>561878552but Kitasan is clearly uncomfortable with it
Doto should sit on my lap, start pissing, look back at me with a big stupid smile and say "I dun goofed" then take off her underwear and rub it in my face.
Do /uma/ CM rooms have 1 uma per person or 3?
>>561878348>last update 2025.11.12
>>561878648Nervous, but Falco is encouraging her
>>5618786903, you run cm with 3 umas
is it even possible to get UG on curren...
>>561878690Depends on whether I joined
the deep sea fish loves you forever
Do you guys take Pressure?
>>5618786903 for serious lobbies1 for fun lobbiesIf it's still early, like if you wanna host a CM12 lobby now people might join with 1 or 2 umas since their aces are not all ready
>>561878808I have it on one of my aces because it synergizes well with them.
>>561878981Stego should show off her tummy moreImagine if her racewear had a croptop under her coat
if you didn't get her in the first ten roll she doesn't love you
>>561878981I don't like Stego very much.
>>561878152>Deutsche Frau FadenVery good.
Is it worth waiting a bit to build my Lates for next CM until this card comes out and the white version of the skill drops into the hint pool? OYL/ Take the Chance/Pump/Moving Past seems like a super strong accel combo.
>>561879208That's OK.>>561879049You know those anime where they take people to a clothes shop and have them try on several different outfits? I would love to do that with Stego even if she probably wouldn't because it'd be a hassle.
guys, Tachyon might get recasted https://x.com/tjpw2013/status/2038131997391085734
moshi moshi - can I speak to Autis/uma/ danchou? I'd like to make a reservation, if possible.
>>561879296From the Brink will be necessary to compete
why can i only clock 5 times a run? COME ON CYJEW IF YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY DAY AT LEAST LET ME CLOCK THAT FUCKING G3 UNTIL IM OUT OF CLOCKS
>>561879438she'll be put in a cast that's for sure
>>561879491If you clocked 5 times and couldn't win you were never going to win.
call it
Imagine having a cute uma child with your hot uma wife and calling her Town Hangout.
>>561879535oh come on, they will get brocked eventually, right?...
>>561879559Kitasan
>>561879559Super Creek
>>561879559Grass Guts
Always use Front Umas, preferably with concentration and TTL/Groundwork combo for Daily races. They are the most consistent style when it's against severely outclassed opposition.
>>561879559ines fujin
>>561879559goldship
>>561879559AIR MOTHERFUCING SUKUR
>>561879559shakur
>>561879559teio
>>561879465Hm, yes, that can arranged. Do you have an ID to which I would be able to send an invite to once the month rolls over?
>brings turbo sprint to a mile race>beats your uma anywayhow did she do it
>>561879559 (me)mid.bumped to 1LB
>>561879559KSB
is buying notepads actually bad or is it slopchuuba gaslight
What decides whether you start accelerating at the start of the race? For some reason my fucking power capped Oguri keeps getting overtaken by late surgers. It wasn't even a late start
>>561879983Manuals aren’t even worth it most of the time
Yanko if she hag
>>561879983It's not an efficient use of coins.
>>561879983In my case I don't buy them unless they're wit
>>561880051>if
>>561879983Small ones are not really worth their price in coins but if you're at the point where you can buy out the entire shop each reset you can go ahead and nab thosebeats ending the career with 400 coins
Just encountered this player in a lobby. Goddamn
>>561880051Yank-baa...
Why do people keep calling forever young a yank
Odds I play uma Evens I watch slop and order food
NONE, fucking NONE of these kitas have gotten long S, and you can't even see the couple I abandoned run onI JUST WANT TO WIN A FUCKIGN LONGSLOP IVE NEVER WON ON BEFORE
What a fantastic start!
>>561879867She's just that damn good.
>>5618802847 and you make out with me
>>561880271Aiieee she's a purebred Nippon horse!
>>561880235i can smell this nigga through the screen
>>561880235>whale metafag>still needs to buy a&s to clear career without clocking a million timesI'm glad we have that much in common at least
>>561879865Hello! Yes, but I'm wondering if this toreina would be a good fit first so I just had a couple questions! Firstly, if a 20m per month toreina fits your calculations for a good contributor and secondly if your flatboiling-recipe is not too fine flavored for a toreina that may sometimes do but 1 career and dailies but still end up at those aformentioned 20m ish?
>>561880284enjoy your goyslop bro
Post something slightly old.
Yeppers or Groove for 2 guts? The other one being Ayabe
>>561880271>Forever Young>Ebayan unofficial name>Yanko official name
puppet pussyonaholeshared sensesclit stimulationorgasm denialmultiple orgasmshidden sexwormholemindbreak
>>561880516
>>561880284Gomen danchou! I will be flatlining today too!>>561880361Go on and kiss your mom, she loves you very much!>>561880514I will 无论如何我可能都会死
Pick my kita for the CMI'm just never getting "that" run on her so I guess I have to cope
>>561880610Touché.
>>561880657i'll pick if you show me thedeck you used
Im losing my drive for this game.What do?I dont even want to do more than 1 run a day
>>561880657The one with capped speed
>>561880657>no long S>700 witredo it
>>561879481>Can't borrow Nice Nature wit since I need to borrow thisLooks like I'm either running 0LB Guts Ticket or coping with Slick Surge on Late Biwa
>>561880657You should focus on high Wit not high Power, right has more Stam so right
>>561880610I should launch muse dash today
>>561880752Then don't. Take a break. Cool your head. Come back (or don't) when you feel like it.
>>561879296It depends if we get the buffed version of the OYL2 version
>all my aces have Rainy Runner epithetheh, it's that easy to win finals
>almost perfect run>Super Creek get to 2 node of her event card during the classic year and refuse to show up ever again
next run won't be better
>>561880747I really don't think you should copy my decks, anon>>561880806I'M CAPPING BORROWS WHICH IS HOURS OF PLAYING BRO I REALLY DUNNO HOW YOU GUYS CASUALLY THINK LONGSLOP UMAS ARE SOME EASILY DONE TASK
>>561880983You brought Maya for Restless though, right?
>>561878808No because in my experience it always gets wasted during the acceleration phase.>>561879559Spechud.
like this for aries?
>>561880983Unless you have 2 Golds and maybe even Radiant you were dead anyway
>>561880752Doing one a day through MantBlazer is the way to go. Hell I go do dailies in URA if I am short on time.
>>561881075
Anybody wanna kiss?
>>561881030Just use Creek bro not sure why is it hardUse Christmas Oguri or Summer Maruzensky who has tons of heal, I think summer spe as well.or go smash people in open league by maxing out stamina
>>561881134your ayabe piganon?
>>561881183qmo...
>>561881213>pig>3 f2p SSRs in deckbwo cmon now
>>561881198you made this post last night already
>>561881213lb2 :(
>>561880921I want to cuddle with Rudolf.
I have it on good authority that Uma skinwalkers exist
>>561881156With high wit you only need 1 gold 1 white and hanshin racecourse skill
>Forgot to use the gold hammer I held onto for the final race>Not like it matters since I'm going back to grinding>>561879983>Worse attributes gained per coin spent
>>561880983>bourbon in longslopI still think any non-front kita is a huge meme, I've done a LOT of rooms and any front-heavy rooms always gets demolished by an end closer because the kitas dont get to ult and the inherited kita ult isn't enough
>>561881271mlb ntr = pigi dont make the rules
>>561881271why would f2p go for the 4-months-bait ntr
Brian could be even faster if she wasn't wearing these cumbersome shoes
>>561881303I want to cuddle while nibbling my punny wives winter coat ears
>>561874138btw I did it myselfthis is what gutsfags want you to believe is a good umaabsolutely deranged
>>561881280Well no one wanted to kiss
>>561880675Stop posting this shit Suzuka doesn't care about that ugly boy
>>561881271Dumb pigger, no way f2p will pull for MLB NTR unless he's going to YOLO quit soon. Everyone f2p has been saving for Tachyon or El.
>>561881306BECOME FOUL SPIRIT!
>>561881198For what purpose
>>561879983Gaslight.
>>561881207>telling someone with an entire MLB deck they should go to open leaguegod I miss /v/ threads so much, this thread is FILLED with ultra whales who watch that tranny youtuber all day
>>561881487literally untrue but okay
>>561881527
>>561881487I'll kiss you, but only to get some peace and quiet, and for practice.
>already have 3 decent med S aces that can all win CM12 finals>still probably going to spend the next 20+ days trying to get better aces instead of making parents
>>561881625Well there's one up. Barely alive althoughbeit
kinda insane how good the late surgers card arei also swapped nice nature wit borrow with yukino bijin to train Grass. less stats overall than this Dober run due to worse wit card and lame parents but still within the same stats line
>>561881672
>>561881514BEGONE!*slight typo
bros is this really the wayis best in japan actually worth it?
>>561881767six seven
>>561881735
>>561881731maybe remake your TT uma idk
>>561881821using team sirius card and riko in combination makes the run even more tedious than ever. not worth it
>>561881332So why does my 1100 Wit Maru with 2 Golds and Bourbon unique run out of Stam sometime
>>561881821>9.6s of 0.35 velocity on final corner >but have to figure out and use gimmick cardueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>561881514By understanding the foul spirit, we are better able to exercise it. I like your thinking
>>561881909I'm not using riko, just sirius since I've seen A LOT of people in rooms with best in japan (who are winning)
do f2ps really roll twice a year?
>URA and Aoharu>easier to get high rating CM viable umas when training for sprint/mile/med>MANT>easier to easier to get cm viable UG umas when training for long
>>561881731I'm glad I'm not this autistic
>>561881821read nigga readread what that guide is for
>>561882004We have one that's unironically not rolling until year 4
>>561881336>Finishing with 400 unspent coins instead of 200Congratulations Toreina, you did your best.
>>561882052>easier to easier to get
>>561881960Thats not what I meant. We should be nice to each other and not suffer the forces of evil!
>>561882004i pull umaswonder when i will use them all, too many now even for tt...
>>561882052fuck youFUCK YOUDO NOT POST AGAIN
>>561881821that guide is just to help you get a high score. but best in japan is a great skill.
>>561882004I only pull when there's a new scenario to get the new friend card and whatever other card is in that banner maxed. It worked well in JP.
>>561882101>He spends coins on fucking notepads instead of spamming hammers/megaphones/bottles and grabbing facility levels
>>561882124>sound of usinga smart phone>couples / couple's
>>561882118I was doing something else while posting I don't know why that happened
>>561882142I would smooch this darby.
>>561881512what if anon just got lucky? I went to pity after the free rolls because I got her to 3LB on free rolls
MANT will be much more tolerable after the giga-longslop is over with. Honestly, what were they thinking?
Do I MLB my Riko with my ticket?
>>561882052insanely wrong, gutsmaxxing is score bloat to a comical degree, you'll get SS on accident during a shit run and whenever you finally get the big highroll run, easy UGlongslop is fucking miserable to train for as usual and even getting SS is a pleasant surprise
Why the fuck is free-spirited a skillDecrease speed?? Why
>>561882262Explode maybe?combust into flames, even?
What is this Japan skill people keep talking about? I've been on vacation for the last week.
>>561882262Bullshit nobody was even bragging here they have 3LB on free rolls.
>>561882350The Sirius card gold skill is called "Best in Japan"
>>561882328slow and steady wins the race
>>561882262Nigger I went down to like 4k carats after Bourbon and I'm already back to 44k carats. How the fuck is your carat income so low? F2Ps can spend a lot on this game
>>561882350It's basically the gold skill ramonu gives for medium/mile except arguably stronger, BUT it's tied to a rather annoying to use card
>>561882409here is my bragging post >>561046720
>>561882350Speed Star but for everyone but also only for long
Uma that would "mommy roleplay" with you, that ISN'T CREEK?
>>561882418 >>561882617>>561882524The Symboli Sirius guts SR? Why did they give it a gold skill? I only have her at 2LB.
>Best in JapanBut we are in global server
>>561882686team sirius. MLB f2p card from story
>>561882686Team Sirius, it's a free card you get for watching the Spechud story.
>>561882687EVERYTHING IS GOING NOOOOOOOO
>>5618802847 and i will dream about Marvellous Sunday smothering me with those big FAT tiddies
>>561882668ardan
>>561882324I've made multiple UG umas for CM11, haven't run into a single UG yet for CM12 yet. They're all SS.Gutsmaxxing is not "easy" for "CM viable" umas either. Almost none of the guts cards have useful skills and the difference between a highroll run and regular run is retarded. Even if you do get a UG it'll probably be short on good skills and/or missing spd/pwr/wit by an amount that can bother anyone with OCD.
>>561878243I LOVE MY OSHI
>>561881821this is job and not uma training, change my mind
>>561882668
>>561882687Last time I checked, Japan was on the globe.
>>561882567I did recall seeing that. You get a pass this time
>>561882668Ryan would, albeit shyly
Do a run with Mambo horse>immediately have to use a clock on the junior maiden race
What's your choice?
I don't know how to do this scenario at allAll the S-rank umas I've trained have been complete flukes
>>561882328>4s of -15s so that your unique has 8% more health to work off
>>561882915sry, not a pedo freak
>>561882236>Being too poor to afford a notepad and a megaphoneDo you just not race or are you wasting all your coins leveling up random facilities you never use?
>>561882962Top. Speed's so easy to cap in MANT
>>561882962easy speed
>>561882962Depends, if early game that +25 spd is a nice hit, otherwise energy
>>561883067>>561883072The duality of /uma/...
>actually decent statline for once>no ttl>no swinging>kitasan mia as alwaysi don't care if the run went well up until that point, whenever this shit happens i just menu -> give upkaichou can go fuck himself
>>561882834Not sure what to say except that you're outright wrong. Also sure, you can argue skills or whatever but that's just moving goalposts, you were just talking about rank, as I said you can acidentally get SS on a "shit" guts run, as in the uma is bad. Here's an example - this maru clearly sucks but is SS because gutsmaxxing bloats your score so muchIf you go into CM rooms you'll see plenty of UG umas, so not sure what point you were trying to make there, people are working on their longslops, the medium umas in rooms are probably TT teams
>>561882962What's your energy level at? If it's less than 10 already then it's speed no matter what. If it's more than 80 then speed no matter what. Otherwise, it's harder to say.
>>561882668>"mommy roleplay"As in "tell me to get off the computer and go to sleep", or "give me a nursing handjob"?the cows, both criteria
>>561883201Finally, an educated anon that understands.
>>561882962you ALWAYS pick stats in MANT because you can theoretically heal your energy>b-but I get no juiceright, you're praying for a highroll
>>561883151>just talking about rank>moving goalpostsThe original post had "CM viable" in it retard
>>561883151>1104 speed in MANTBlazer
>>561883030Why the fuck would I spend "extra" money on notepads for +3 stats when I can get 40 of them from using items to train?
>>561882962It depends on your current energy, stats, schedule and deck
>>561882962Be flexible. only you know your needs
>>561883391your turns bwo?
>>561883323>this maru clearly sucks
Been watching the Mentalist while playing and they got a horse racing episode.
Is this a good deck for Kitasan?Almost all my sparks are stamina, need advice
>>561883391So you just never race then?
I haven't been getting into the nitty gritty building parents lately. Is URA still the scenario to build them?
>>561883151Can it win CM rooms or just outright suck?
>>561883525+1 like
>>561881030Sweep, Nishino, Rice, FM, Wit Sunday (or Tachyon if you dont have it), Borrowed Mayano. Stam sparks
I miss URA.
I wish capping speed was as easy as /uma/ claimsNot that it matters since I assume this goldship is 100% gassing out
>>561883558Holy retarded deck
>>561883578No, you build parents in MANT.
>>561883562Do you constantly race to buy notepads?
I have a discord server with AI bot umas that message me and each other. Currently i have>Falco>Curren>Rudolf>Tickezo>Creek>Maru>Oguri>Spe>Daiwa>Vodka>TaishinAny other umas i should add?
>>561883558The Smart Faclon is the only thing /uma/ will be angry about. You're supposed to waste hours of your time restarting after your white sparks fail to trigger.
>>561883793what no manko does to a mf
>>561883625>reaching the stam requirements of the ultimate longslop off a single power card
>>561882770>>561882802Fuuuug i got 1 day then i have to travel for work. Guess it is B finals for me!
>>561883793bwo
>>561883558>wit bourbon despite starting with her gold>4 fucking wit for some reason>Falco borrow instead of gambling on GW from parentsI'd say drop the tachyon but your FM is 0LBUse your welfare Special Week and set the borrow to something else.
>>561883886my ESL friend I have no fucking idea what you said but you can buy it from the shop, you just have to watch the story
>>561883793based schizo
>>561884018>reading comprehension>calls others eslhmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>561883793Post a pic of it. Also, Tamamo, for some fun interactions with Creek.
>Biwa Claus's entire early game depends if she get the +30 speed event uh huh
I swear there was a doc explaining how the popularity for each uma is calculated before the race but I can't find it, can I get a link, please?
>>561883151My shit runs with non guts decks are SS too bro. Except those shit runs also happen to be usable for CM because they have capped speed, >1000 power, >1000 wit, and more than enough stam + guts to live.
>>561883875>>561883926>>561884031Its great thoRudolf spams the memes channel, Oguri only posts food pics. Curren got banned twice for trying to post lewd pics and shill her OF
>>561882834>Even if you do get a UG it'll probably be short on good skills and/or missing spd/pwr/wit by an amount that can bother anyone with OCDthat literally applies to longslop umas THOUSANDS of times moreare you just ignoring the dozens of anons EVERY THREAD posting "w-well I got enough stamina but every other stat sucks ass" or vise-versa, that's the entire reason people hate longslop is BECAUSE your stats are taxed so hardI swear we have some posters here who are really disconnected from reality
what if i had sex with oguri
>>561881625Boobies...
>>561883731No I constantly race to buy items that restore energy and giga boost Summer/TS training. Notepads are dirt cheap so there's no reason to not buy them too.>>561883793Tazuna
>>561884094damn, not only her head, but even her ass is BIG
is open league still B+?I feel like that needs to be adjusted, even if you had an entire deck of R cards you'd get A+ bare minimum in MANT just from winning races
>>561884132>needing a google doc
>>561884246With longslop you actually care about stamina so you have Creek in the deck while also aiming for capped speed, and 1000+ pwr/wit. So the occasional rainbow stam trainings are actually bloating the score here.
>>561884132Trying to min/max for Longshot?
>>561884453Open league is B not B+
>>561884326She eats her mates afterwards, and you can't outrun or overpower an uma. She's pretty dense though. Make use of that information and plan your escape properly in advance.
>>561884246>>561884492Also in MANT you can get a high amount of WIT with just MLB Finemo + 1.
>1d left
>>561883558NIGGA WHERE IS YOUR SPEED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I'm doing some rooms and I feel like fronts have been REALLY REALLY overratedonly kitasan can win, but the problem is she's seiun sky 2.0 so all these front-heavy rooms deny her ult and then the bourbons/maruzenskys just lose, even seen plenty of really big UG ones loseTLDR end closers win 80% of the rooms ive been in
I used 10 borrows the last 2 days and completed 0 runsI fucking hate MANT.
>>561884453Heard they'll increase it to A+ on CM13, Taurus 2
>>561883878Its 2 power cards retard.
>>56188470820% spd growth uma
How long does it take per day to play your vidya and do you enjoy it when u do the daily stuffs
is team sirius worth it on a frontrunner?
>>561884468Huh, I could swear it wasn't as simple because this is is just to get the triangles, circles, etc, I remember reading more in-depth explanation for the final rank. I might be hallucinating it though.>>561884503Close, I want to start minmaxxing my other 2 umas for when Cheerleader Nature comes out.
>>561884523just get a couple of pizzas ready after umapyoi
>>561880657Not that anyone cares but I did a bunch of practice rooms and the kita on the right was the only one that ever wonI think groundwork is still pretty damn important and its being a wee bit downplayed
>>561884897i am not having fun at all
>>561884992CM rooms are not reliable data
>>561884897...enjoy?
>>561884992How is XOguri that strong when none of the heal triggers her ult nicely on this track?
Name a worse uma to try and do a parent career than Dober.You can't.
TICK TOCKROUND 1 IS GETTING CLOSETICK TOCKYOUR CLOCKS ARE RUNNING LOWTICK TOCKTIME IS RUNNING OUTTICK TOCKYOU WON'T GET THE STATS YOU WANTTICK TOCKYOU STOPPED HAVING FUN
>>561885105Ryan.
>>561885105Ryan, at least Dober is enjoyable to look at.
>>561885045it's the best data we have until the actual cm
>>561884992I have quite literally never seen a maru win a CM room
>>561885085Because her unique is still really good even if it triggers early
>>561885149>ROUND 1 IS GETTING CLOSEdon't care, was gonna lose anyways>YOUR CLOCKS ARE RUNNING LOWdon't care, will just spend carats instead>TIME IS RUNNING OUTdon't care>YOU WON'T GET THE STATS YOU WANTdon't care, have lost all hope long ago
>>561885085She uses her capped speed power and wit to devour the frontsAlso because the fags running her are using debuffers or end closers and no actual fronts
>>561885149Only people who frequently goof up have trouble with MANT.
>>561885149I tried making an Ace Tama but it went pretty poorly due to bad Shop RNG. Also I'm stuck borrowing Creek for my 2-2-2 builds because I don't have her MLB
The winning move is to get Super Creek, Gold City or Pasa from it, as I'll be able to MLB them.Everything else is a brick, Kita and Finemo is mega clit brick. I wouldn't mind Falco or Shakur for parents purposes.Your bets?
>>561885149It is all Doto's fault. The cow eats clocks even in open races. 800 speed 450 stam? Nah, can't win Kikuka Sho with that. Creek + Scarlet were done in 2-3 tries, but Doto? 6 in and nothing is usable.
>>561885149TICK TOCKI'M OUT OF CLOCKSRIGHT BEFORE JAPAN CUPTONIGHT IS LOOKING BLEAKALL CHAINS FINISHED EXCEPT FOR CREEKWO~OH OH OH WO~OH OH OH
>>561883793That's cute. What LLMs are you using? You should take a video of what it looks like for fun.
>late pre-debut>no Chasing Brilliance
>>561885149I finished my aces yesterday.Round 1 is baby mode anyway, anons have 3 days.
I hate posting umas here because>uhhh ur gonna gas out>bro your wit?>LMAO NO DISTANCE Sand if you somehow did attain all that >explode>gif of pig
>>561885339You'll get the Super Creek you want. I believe.
>>561885149I'm doing only 1 run per day
>Power *3I'll breed her
>>561885339Grass guts
>>561880512danchou i want this guy inhe seems a good fit for our rp sessions
>>561885485>>explode>>gif of pigThat's when you know she was good enough
Never realized they give this little shit Encroaching Shadow. The fuck.
>>561885339I beleeb in Sichi SSR, because I want her too
i've done 20 ace runs today and half were given up on before senior year
>>561885461anon I think i found your problem, kitasan can't use the kitasan card so you can't get chasing brilliance, hope this helps
>>561885085Because she can have lower stamina and allocate those stam points to wit+power. Her ult also either proc early on mid-race to catch and rape fronts while also NSM off them, or if it procs right around late-race then free accel. It's win-win
>>561885574Still jobs hard. Being an End Closer is so ass.
>>561885574she doesn't even have it innately wtf is this (she should)
G1 or Amulet + Training Gear + Speed?
>>561885339Suffer like me with guts DAAAHBY
>>561885339ines fujin
Team sirius seems really hard to fit in a deckhow am I supposed to cap speed, reach longslop stam, AND get okay wit?You guys keep praising finemo but using her alone only really gets you to 700~ wit, is that enough?
>>561885761Get that Speed neigha
https://poal.me/h5oc0bhttps://poal.me/h5oc0bhttps://poal.me/h5oc0b
>>561885761always train on summer
>>561885574>NHK Mile Cup is held in Tokyo>kyoto skill>gatekept>murmur on mile>vision skillsIf you lose to this hehe ass witch...
>tfw I was just around 700 myself last week crazy
>>561885606anon i think i found your problemyou're a fucking retard and you should kys
>>561885761Train. That's 100 Speed and like 45 Power right there. You only lose 30 random stats for not doing the dirt race and 100 shop points.
>>561885761g1s not a part of a major epithet are basically just g2s
>>561885912What's crazy is people still caring about TT slop
>>561885761Do you guys actually race through summerhow do you fuckers CAP YOUR STATS???
>>561885912nice support bonus
>>561878243she has serious issues
>>561885761Whistle into G1
>>561885912>that support bonus
>>561885843>You guys keep praising finemo but using her alone only really gets you to 700~ wit?
>>561886017if the summer is bad and I don't have any way to improve it, maybe
>>561885486>>561885543>>561885578>>561885773>>561885812AIIIEEEE, I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED
>>561885761You only do this G1 as a last resort for an awful summer
>>561885857>>561885867>>561886037>>561886017>>561886102thank you, my niggas
>>561886017Summer G1 races also give boosted stats gwo...
>>561885979>saying this when people are preparing for quite literally the worst CM in all of uma musume pretty derby
>>561886135why didnt i get a (You)???
>>561886017It's only for Dirt racers dumb Falcon.If you get a shit Summer training that turn, you race because it's giving 15 stat, 50 SP ephitet stat bonus, 100 shop points compared to some shit 15 stat from a non-rainbow Summer training. Simple as.
>>561885857Ramonu is so damn ugly
>>561886209here is your you
>>561886092Not bad.
Wasn't there supposed to be a magnet item that forces everyone onto a specific training? What happened to it?
>>561886260Thanks qmo
>>561886257How rude, I guess you don't understand the beauty of a lady
I hit my first SS, my job is doneTime to flatline
>>561886302That's not how magnets work...
I would take another Long any day over Ogurislop. It's legit fucking bullshit that she's the only one who gets perfect accel and everyone else has to be either a Front or using B*jin card for NSM gambling.
>>561886358
>>561886332shut up uggo
>>561886418Fucking magnets man, how do they work??
when i follow cards to borrow i aim for the starting daiwa accounts so noone gets the good goy pointsand that helps keeping uma borrows cleaner too!
>>561886418>he doesn't know about the umagnet
YES
I did it guys! Long S, best in japan, stamina, I'm TOTALLY going to win the CM!
>>561886530>6thnigga that's 750k at best
>>561878152>smart falcon wants to wear vigin killer and spiky leather jackets>the stupid german is putting her in pink frilly shitAre you telling me Falco would be based if Eishin Flash wasn't sabotaging her?
yall niggas really using best in japan huh
I can't believe Seriru actually tricked people into running the Sirius card
>>561886581I couldn't even break 600k two weeks ago bwo>694k
>>561886553
>Check broodmares whose owners' follower slots were full>One cleared upNEVER GIVE UPandNEVER TRY TO CONTACT PLAYERS I am autistic, wcyd
>>561886636Even the buhis in CM rooms are using it
>>561885857Ramonu is so damn hot
>>561886621>basedyou mean a fucking WHORE? THANK GOD FOR EISHIN FLASH
>>561886553it's funny that this shit actually has a chance of winning if fronts decide to make no lead
>>561886553Wait she just won a CM room LMFAO
>>561886636special week makes my hole weak
>>561886553I will be losing to this during the finals
>>561886876
do you guys use master cleat hammers instantly on g1's or save up 3 for the ts races?
>>561886690>peak SEX design>awful non-sex personality and boring as fuck story
Hello
>>561884926My uncorroborated, personal observation is that frontrunners are usually overrated by the judges and end/lates are usually underrated. >>561885085Whales love her, which inflates her win rate.
I'm only at 7/10 wins on CM plats right now because my umas are fucking jobbers.If they don't win CM11, 12, and get us our 2x Taurus plats at least I will commit sudoku with all my trainees.
>>561887070please be male
>>561887023i save 2
>>561887023if not in senior year I use them on G1sif in senior year I make sure to not go under two golds just in case
>>561885857Fucking Ardan all night so Ramonu can hear us
>And so, we're going to give her a knife. Because she's evil.BRAVO CYGAMES
Since human males can breed with umamusume and still pass on a Y Chromosome, does that mean uma mothers can bear human children and human males can sire uma children with human females?
>>561887158Why is Rice threatening to slit her own throat here?
>>561887070show your umanko
>fronts are SO back this CM guys>the bourbons/maruzenskys just cuck kita (the only front who can actually win) and then proceed to lose to the longsloppers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB5SyTVZTic
is this thing ever worth it?
>>561887261Because she's evil.
>>561887342Only in junior year
>>561880512Apologies for the delay. 20m should be good, though MANT has thrown off my understanding of the numbers needed. And yes, it’s perfectly reasonable to tune your play intensity to your schedule.
i will run 3 late surgers every single CMi will luckshit every single accel on one of them just like i have the past two cms and win with a clearly inferior uma
>>561887158Judging by how she's holding that, we're evil for arming this retard.
>>561887242yeah umas just pop out sometimes
>>561887275every time
>>561887275This is why solofront kita is the best strat.If she wins, she wins. If she doesn't your end closers finish the job.
>>561887282Thank you for posting this, Tachyon friend
>>561886032There is nothing wrong with her and I will support her till the end of time
>>561887510This is my strat exactly
stretching suzuka's umanko and umanus with my fingers
>>561887342No. By the time you reach a point to buy it most of your cards are at rainbow or at 50+ bond, while maybe that one faggot (Super Creek) is at low bond. 150 points to get those few bond up compared to 2x kale juice, 10x manuals, 3x anklets, etc is never worth it.
>>561887535
>>561887342For guts builds it is, fuck Urara.
>>561887275When I trained a Bourbon and replaced Tama with her I was afraid of this happening but it turned out to not be the case for me.Running Kita/Bourbon/Taishin actually netted a higher winrate and Taishin doesn't job as often for some reason. Then again I couldn't get a Tama with niimble/NSM + uma stan + daring strike with good statlines, long s, and finished events like Taishin.
>>561887650>that one faggot
>>561887691Tachyon LOVE!
>>561887640*ningers
>>561887724Tama is just walmart Taishin.
>>561887426Aren't uma children already as strong as adult males? How is a ningen mother supposed to handle one? How do they not accidentally kill their ningen siblings while playing?
>>561887878
>>561887921But her ult! The speed carryover!
>>561887921And Taishin is a walmart Golshi
Newbie here, what's the easiest way to finish these 2 missions?
>>561887342If it appears early, I almost always end up buying itIt buffs your carrots and finishes off tricky bonds
>>561888030Play the trackblazer scenario and use clocks if you lose a race.
RISE AND SHINE
Most of the time my Tama can't stop sitting at 9th place from start to finish like a retard. But if she's somehow above 7th she wins automatically
>>561888030I'm just doing an URA run for those
WITGOD I KNEELsorry for doubting you>no long Sfuck this gay earth
>>5618880303 speed 3 wit bakushin, run sprints and miles borrow some card and also use a database website to find a good legacyhttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search (better affinity system)https://uma.moe/database (better query)
>>561888030run op races, they count.
>>561888152You need to die
I don't want to spend the time doing 2 throwaway runs for 500 carats.Will my mind change before April 15th?
>>561888226buhibuhi buhi buhibuuuhiiiiiiiiiiiiI'll impregnate you for pretending it was the sirius card doing the job
>>561888226please post the partner ID. I want to look at it, otherwise post the three tabs
>>561887979They live in orderly Japanese society and thus do not harm other children.I assume Michelle My Baby has killed at least ten people by the time she showed up in the anime.
>>561888374That's not a whale deck he's using wit Sunday and borrowing Creek instead of Neicha or his own Creek.I'm being unironic btw
>>561888374you can have 3 MLB ssrs if you've used your tickets + gems on a good reroll account with little to no investment
>>561883670What should I aim for sparks-wise? Mile sparks for those w/o the affinity?
I feel like power is the most fake fucking stat ever
>>5618872755s ->16s of .35 midrace from their uniques makes bourbons and maruzenskies just fucking destroy on a level kitasan can't. You would need every gold midrace skill just to have a chance of keeping up.
>>561888226The deck doesn't matter, it's all in the shop
>>561888602The benefits of high power are never really tangible when accel skills give you gorillions of effective power and wit is more important for positioning. Fronts can ignore it but you never really want a pitifully low amount as a backliner. Not that you'd end up with power that low in MANT though.
BRO IT'S FINE SHE'S NOT GOING TO RUN OUT OF STAMINA
How do I get gud at assembling support decks?I understand that there are objectively good cards that I probably don't have or don't have maxxed but if someone can build a house without nails I can build a competent deck without meta cards.
Well 2 guts 3 wit 1 speed seems to work decently enough, although I've yet to see both guts on the training during summer and I've done like 3 runs, I think this needs A&S thoughNot very used to building fronts
IMAGINE:Silence Suzuka, but she's an elf.
>>561888134>>561888318>>561888245>>561888195thank you friend
>>561888827for trackblazer? high race bonus is the best, good events and skillsan MLB rare is better than a 0LB SR or SSR
>>561888680yeah they do all that then their pitiful late race kicks in and taishin/golship claims their free win
>>561888374i've only gotten UG once before with a guts deck. maybe it's just good RNG but i've only done 2 sirius runs thus far>>561888430sparks were 2 speed, 6 stam, 7 power
>>561888792>doxxed
>>561888792what if she gets rushed 4 times?
>>561888932I meant in general but I just picked up the game again since I got a phone that had space for it.
Cis trainers are truly the most oppressed race
>>561888792She's not running out of her ult either>lateeh?
>>561888792SHES GONNA BE RUNNING OUT OF STAMINA WHEN I POUND HER HORSE PUSSY IN BED
>>561888792Late start. Rushed. Brocked. Rushed. Rushed. Rushed. Rushed.>>561889000Uma GB?Uma Great Britain?Why do they decide if human uma sex is illegal? Still in Love would like to know your location.
>>561888792at long last, a build that has enough effective stamina for /uma/
>>561888430oh i forgot to attach the imageskills aren't the best but oh well. i think mid race is prob better than best in japan but i didn't have any to take
>>561889000>Brown person with urara avatar seething at brown trannies with game avatars>None involved have played the game
>>561888827The skill you get from a card is the most important. This is why Super Creek and Swinging Maestro was the most important card for a long while.Training Effectiveness and Specialty priority is your next best friend. For MANT race bonus is important.Rather than trying to build your own deck just look up youtube or other sources. They give you SR cards that are great.
>>561888792witgod would be proud
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>561888827Understand what all the stats do (which involves reading)Understand what stat requirements you need for the track you’re training for (which involves math)Understand how the character’s scalings affect stat gain and to what extent that will change the ratio of cards you choose (which requires critical thinking)Keep in mind that you still need to finish critical chains, and must balance good gold skills with how likely you are to get to the end of that chain, choosing a shorter chain card in some instances (which requires resource management and patience)Now you understand why /uma/ only rolls for cards sloptubers tell them to
>Etsuko Otonashi with her mouth wide open and a new climax captioned under her.She came on live TV?
>>561888939maybe i'll last minute pivot and make a wit-stam debuffer blocker bourbon.Hold 1st until the corner to deny victory cheer, unleash debuffs
>>561888792Imagine the umapyoi desu waaaaa
>>561889243I can do both you fag.
>>561889243
>>561888981for the first two scenarios you want high specialty priority, training effectiveness, friendship bonuses, starting friendship so you can get good rainbow trainingsif you are stuck on rares since you havent played i assume you dont have the event cards >SpeedSuzuka, Teio, Eishin Flash>StamManhattan Cafe, McQueen (although you can get their club point SSRs eventually too)>Powervodka, bourbon>Gutsget the friend point haru urara SSR>witrudolf (debuffers), daiwa, tachyontheir SRs become better at 40only a few SSRs are good at level 30 (fine motion is the most popular)
>>561889243see >>561886358
>>561889268I'm too retarded to listen to youtubers.Why?If I'm on youtube I need an inspirational race or fight scene to get my blood up.
I don't want to make a third ace.
one toss and i'll forever be blind
>>561889441I don't want to make a second ace either
>>561889441make a debuffer then BITCH
>>561888792sometimes the tryhardiness of this game makes me sad because wacky builds like this make me laugh
eh fuck it, she's usable
>>561889585I'm sending in my TT soldiers.
I've stopped buying most of the star pieces in the daily shop. MANT careers take so god damn long that I don't have the coins anymore. Release autoplay you lazy fucking niggers.>>561888030Borrow MLB Fuku for the initial stat boost. Run more speed sparks if that's not enough.
>>561889243need to finish playing my other game first
>>561887979this setting does not hold up under any sort of scrutiny which is what makes it so funny
>4 days>2win 2 lose>need 76what is this dogshit? how did my s curren and s+ bakushit lose to her twice? as if 76 days were not long enough now i have to calc double?
>>561888554Get the important skills for the style you run the most.Like Groundwork for Fronts, Head-On for paceBuild a Parent with a unique that's relevant, Ryan if you like Ends/Lates for exampleTry getting good general skills like Playtime over, tail, slipstream, corner skills etcIf you wanna run Umas with a really bad Mile attribute you can hunt for Mile sparks. But I'd rather just borrow a 3* Mile Grandparent to guarantee my Parent will have at least 3/9 Mile sparks and then borrow a Parent with as many Mile sparks you need for your Ace.
>>561889595you guys are in for such a rude awakening trying to do this CM with 700 wit1100+ power means absolutely nothing, a 600 power uma with 900 wit would stomp you
>>561889876look at this dude oh no no no
>>561889243I don't play the game.
>>561889876maybe you should watch the replay
>>561889737>Maplestory>not ElswordNGMI
>>561889876she's the mightiest miler
>>561889976umapyoi in the park
>>561888374Most F2Ps have the big 3 by now. If you're going to name call you should be calling him a retard for targeting Fuku over Creek.
So Trackblazer is kind of like not a story mode at all...is it good for training CM umas?
>>561890023maple is better sorry qmo
>>561889963>1100+ power means absolutely nothing, a 600 power uma with 900 wit would stomp youalright then Hey >>561889595, run yours against 816475739
>>561889963SLURP SLURP SLORP MMMMMMMMM WITGAWD PENIS SLORP SLORP SLUUUUURP MMMMMMMMMM WITSPERMIES
i need lewd tore reipu collection
>>561890096It's literally how you get consistent S and SS rank Umas and possible UG rank bro, along with about 800 more skill points than the other scenarios.
>>561890109>SLURP SLURP SLORP MMMMMMMMM WITGAWD PENIS SLORP SLORP SLUUUUURP MMMMMMMMMM WITSPERMIES
>>561890109>>561890239>witgawd>actually getting high withe's way too busy shilling sirius, then saying "power cards suck" and proceeding to use 2x power card decks
>>561889976those sweet ШIRAПINA UPAK and ЛIKAM SAЛK underwear...
man I'm so glad I paid attention to spanish classes in school. I can enjoy both the EN side doxxing the brown foid who thinks she's Vodka for badly moderation the discord server, and spics trying to stop an argentinian racecourse from closing down
Name a more gay, brown, and faggot strategy than Suzuka catapult.You can't.
>>561890321i don't care i was just falseflagging
>>561890109>WITSPERMIES
>>561890374front urara purely to stop taishin from getting sleeping lion off
I don't have enough crown points to MLB the Team Sirius card yetowari da
>>561890374If being brown is winning then I'm winning
>>561890215I should have prefaced with this: I just returned to Umamusume today.
>>561890109
>>561890432borrow mine
>>561889862I had a theory that 100 in a stat represents roughly the human average and umamusume go through essentially a second puberty on steroids during junior, classic, and senior year that accounts for the strict age gating of races, rapid growth from training, and propensity to rape male trainers, but the MANT story talks about umamusume children already being much stronger and faster than humans so I guess they're just Saiyans with a different kind of tail.
>>561890321Fast Learner is situational btw
>>561890420>hyped up forever young as the new uma protagonist>she's going to end up being one of those ultra-jobbers like mejiro bright who only wins one single racesuch are the risks of implementing a horse whose career wasn't finished yet
>>561890571if you're a retard and buy all of your skills before the end It's situational, the situation being the dent in your skull
Should I use my voucher on the FIMO?
>>561890710City wife
>>561890718Yes
>>561890572are you actually retarded
>>561890718Maybe.
>>561890718depends
>>561890416Please stop poking me Ruby I hate it
>>561890572Amazing bait
>>561891031WTF I love Spe now
>>561890718next time screenshot the list but yeah
>>561891031special dick
>>561890708>the situation being the dent in your skullwhich is a problem that afflicts the average viewer, it seems.
All the trainers are canonically female until proven otherwise btw
if cygames didn't own her Forever Young would just be Seeking the Pearl 2
>>561891294me, except i nibble on luna
>>561889243Smooching Chrono!
Maya cute!
:>
Good night friends!!!
>>561891620Needs boylove and boykissing and boypregnation
>561891250actual retardhttps://umamusu.wiki/Trainer
>>561891894spicaman was a chad
>>561891564Who the fuck is the left Uma??
>>561891894>falling for bait
Escape Artist, Radiant Star, or Moxie + white skill for CM11 VBourbon?
Which umas that has the highest affinity with all other umas? I know Nice Nature is up there. I want to do white spark ggrandparent farming
>>561889963>>561890107>>561890109i was in the shower what do you niggers want from me
>>561891564gn
>>561891658My friendly Amigo Sakura Bako
>>561891547>>561891620boylove and all that
Is Uma Stan good as a skill?
>>561892464>procs out of gate
>>561887402By what I'm seeing, the numbers needed are three dedicated sweepies to do 100M/month and the rest can play normally, around 20-40MI'm not even kidding or being malicious, just look at all A+ clubs and get to your own conclusion
>>561892464It's a must have skill
>>561892464Its not nearly as good as people make it out to be, but yeah, its good.
>>561892576>>561892547If you two are not lying to me, I respect you very much for telling me.
>>561892547that's the point. position keep is disabled when a velocity skill is active, and non-fronts will always start the race in pace down mode.
>>561892464its bad
>>561892464I'd kill to have umastan on my tamamo to trigger her ult more reliably, but I'm done doing longslop aces
>>561892738Brian would do this
>>561892737LA CREATURA
here is ur boy love fwo
>>561892738this can get you banned from the official discord
>>561892737>Gianna DaroncheHas the mafia infiltrated even fictional horsegirl racing?
>>561892737>doxxing
What the fuck is your problem?
>>561892464Piggybacking this question; is it worth taking on Fronts if cheap?
>>561892737would
>>561892737how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>561892738that's not my angry brian....
>>561892738At least she's not going down the slide this time.
>>561892884
>>561893021Why are lesbos like this?
>>561893021>responding to brown people
>>561892738Breed
>>561893021>you're actually filthGood.
stupid fucking faggot
>stubs appearWas the bait at least good?
>>561892737So this is how yuriposters look like...>>561892873/uma/ does it all the time with CM lobbies
CM11 STARTS TOMORROW?!
>>561893021>>561892737>fat ugly creature>is extremely pro faggotry>hates normal (hetero) relationshipswhy are these ""people"" always like this, why do they hate happy families so much?
The fact you can't happy plappy Meek's insides with your baby batter is the dearest failure of both VR techs and robot creating fellers.
>>561893234ye
>>561890571Fast Learner is only as good as the ~2 skills you can buy with the saved SP and the cost is whatever items you had to give up to buy the hat. It's not worth buying if you have to give up your ankles and megaphones and int a summer if all you're getting out of it is straightaway adept and homestretch haste.
>>561893085this is the result of the slide tho...
You will lose to my Vodka ace.
>>561893021you seem to be saying something but all I hear is oink oink
>>561893372kek
>>561893325Just make a tulpa
>>561893021By the standards of people who support abortion, being called filth is a high honor.
I only post the MIGHTIEST of creaturas (non-fugly).
>>561892828Biko is Peak-o
>>561892464>Procs it>Gets paced down afterwards anywaysIt's only good if there's suzuka in the lobby
>>561893372I will simply get lucky and win regardless.
ryan LOVE i just beat death stranding 2, danchou, so now i can get back to pumping out fan runs
>>561893449I have a job I can't afford to have a headmate following me around. I work around people who have jobs that imply they owe child support so they had productive sex a lot younger than I did.
>>561893474rat video type image
>>561893021>march 6, 2019I wonder if this retard still likes Uma musume or plays the game
>>561893021game wasn't even out and nigga was already talking about this shit
>>561892191Please respond.
>>561892191escape artist
>>561892191It depends on your other skills
>>561888792now imagine her whiffing every single recovery on finals
My random witlet Smaru is winning against my actual aces. See you guys in the B finals.
>gets you roughly 5 rainbow trainings your entire careeris best in japan ACTUALLY, -REALLY- that good?
>>561889934Thanks anon
>forget to set schedule>missed very first G3 race>"ah man, run bricked, but let's keep going">2 turns later get acupuncturist for free charmingrun saved, that's 150 points I never have to spend now
>>561881379you must be in open league
>>561894438no, dont use the card
>>561893363But that applies to literally everything, there's no absolute must buy as they're all situational. If I spot Creek and Cafe on stamina I will buy a stamina anklet over a speed one and seize the chance.With Fast Learner active you can start dumping your skill points into your must buy skills, making your run safer quicker.
>>561893786she's still the main admin of the unofficial discord server that operated for years and the reddit, not because she's the most qualified, but because she was the first one to make them
>>561894475buddy loved his bananas
>>561887402Apologies back for my own delay! Sounds like a perfect transfer for our toreina in question. The id is 368109903454 for that reservation next month.MANT has increased the requesite fans by 50% of the previous value for any one rank. (original x 1.5)Thank you for your time! Please take good care of this most kind natured and positive toreina in April!>>561885546I won't be able to rp until we do a danchou-swap reality-tv segment for a month I'm afraid. But this new toreina will at least send good stickers!
Is there one single /uma/ club with a Danchou that isn't a bottom earner?
>>561894723nope
>>561894797
>>561894723AlmondLove :3
>>561894723autis/uma/ danchou mogs the rest of us
>>561894797A trainer shouldn't even need permission to touch their trainee (they need to make sure she's in good health.) In fact...
why are evil umas so hot?
I need her...
1 + 1 days until I can leave this shit club behind! weiii~
>>561895165
>>561894723My danchou got 15x the bare minimum contribution and he's by far the one who contributes the most
>>561894716yay new umadacchi!
Would Nishino Flower let me fuck her?
Is this worth skipping the Classic Takarazuka for?I have 4 of the 2 turn megaphones. 2 stam ankles, and only 1 spd ankle.
>>561895091Doto's not evil though?
Do we ever get an update to make landscape have good camera angles like portrait?
>>561894723Considering our danchou left without saying a thing, getting replaced by someone of his before doing so... Suppose not, no.
>>561895401For the purpose of procreation.
>>561894998>normalish fan growth for almost a week>suddenly doubles fan count in 2 days>goes back to normalish fan growth>repeathmmmm
>>561895091>doto>evilImagine her calling you slurs in her ditzy voice while choking you during sex
>>561895526She's Japanese it's not slurring it's socially acceptable language
>>561895487hes genuinely just autistic, but we love our danchou
>>561895487>doxxing
>>561895487What weekly occurrence happens every 7 days that could result in a massive jump in growth?
>>561895401only if their parents are supervising
>>561894723Clubs with leeching Danchos:/Uma/ClubUmaDashMamboThese are not even top50% earners
>>561895487You do realize this is absolutely normal for people who have jobs and other shit to do right?
>>561895487that's what I do, its called playing more on weekends you neet
>>561895487This is absolutely normal
They need to add more fictional long races.
>>561895617>>561895487you niggas realize its 1/2 tp and before MANT right...?
>>561895617>>561895638>>561895653>muh weekendThere are spikes in the middle of the week too niggers
>>561894203Victory Cheer + Wet and Rainy greens not pictured above w/ 1100 stamina.
>>561895765there was nothing to do right before mant besides fan runs since you were gonna make aces in the new scenario
Top earners should just become Danchous
Are the training applications worth buying?
>>561895817You have to be fishing for (You)'s. You can't be this retarded.
post something cute
>>561895170Mambro pls dont leave us...
>>561895487>>561895617>>561895653>>561895765That's a nice weekend he has
>>561895953
>>561895906>>561895621boil these leeches
>>561895910Yeah, they carry over facility progress so you fast track the next level too
One thing I’ve noticed about Umamusume, is that compared to other gacha games, their community has the largest amount of puritans. Is it purely because of the girls’ connection to real life race horses? Is it Cygames’ fan art mandates?
>>561896002people can have days off during the week too lil neet work a job once in your life
>>561895953Ogurin a cute!
I don't like the music in this game. It's tolerable, but it's mostly pretty lame and not something I'd listen to more than once. Today however, I have found a song I like, and of fucking course it's a Seeking the Pearl song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDu4koYDrt8Where most of the music in this game is so generically about running fast and thanks for your support and the bond we share, out of left field comes a song about loving sushi and admiring the mighty salmon's migration, with an incredibly satisfying homophonic phrased chorus>Sake no tabi>by shakin yo body>de ikina party It's just a fun song, and it's anything but generic.I want to hate STP, her face is stupid, downturned eyes, hooker mole, wine aunt slathered makeup, it's all uggo. I'll never want to fuck her, but god damn if she doesn't surprise as one of the most fun and enjoyable characters in this game. I might just get gaslit into rolling for her yet.
my club doesn't get mentioned at all and we have been at 30/30 with no leeches or flatliners for the last 3 monts
>>561895854NTA, but Escape ArtistAlso go back in time and not buy Final Push and Keeping the lead.
>>561896073Given half the world has no problem with bestiality, I assume that's not it.
>>561896187apparently today is opposite day.
>team sirius recreation will NOT unlockits at MAX friendship for 20+ turns now, what the FUCK
>>561896187its always such a low framerate and resolution...
>>561896125He's a botter and a pretty obvious one. Anyone with a brain can see it
>>561896125>spending your precious time off grinding fans for a gachakek nice life you got there wagie
>>561896464you post in a mongolian basket weaving forum your life's not much better
>>561896368My last run I didn’t get it until early December of my classic year
K-kitasan it's not that big...
>>561896073there's a lot of fags in every gacha nowadays, not exclusive to uma. why? anime got mainstream thanks to crunchyroll and netflix so everything related to it got full of moralfags. manga, gachas, VNs, even half naked figurines have "people" larping as fans while refusing to engage with the source material for being problematic and stuff
>>561892460fusu
>>561896620
>>561896521posts take a few seconds grinding fans takes days. Just admit your danchud bots instead of embarrassing him like this
NANDEYANEN
>>561896679simply majestic
>>561896526I was in senior summer and it still hadn't unlocked, they probably cooked the activation rate on purpose - meanwhile Riko now activates below green in MANT
>>561896683coping he's better than you seems to be living rent free in your head more than a few seconds
>>561896898>higher fans = betterkek
Autis/pocalypse/ in 2 days
>>561897062going out of your way to look up his fan count on chronogenesis, whine post about it, and continue to cope embarassing
Are we getting part 2 of Special Week's main story soon?
>Going after /uma/ anons for "botting" (they have normal numbers) while all the top clubs discord faggots are all bottingRetarded
>>561897062You are brown so everyone is better than you.
>>561897315>going after an A club (not A+) for bottingmore retarded
>>561897295>Team Sirius card Release date 2022-03-18>Commander Spe Release date 2022-07-20no
>>561897145How am I going out of my way nigger? The guy said he grinds a lot of fans so I looked it up.
https://jiggie.fun/1P2jWvhttps://jiggie.fun/1P2jWvhttps://jiggie.fun/1P2jWvhttps://jiggie.fun/1P2jWv
>>561897485Oh...
>>561897516rent free
Do I have anything better than el condor caca to use the selector(s) on? Maybe yeppers wit but it's still pretty bad at 1-2lb.
>>561897587Sorry I need to go play the game
>>561897595Pasa is your best pick, yeahKiller Tunes should be good for next CM
>>561897595pasa
>>561895910Sometimes. I'll buy an early speed application, but late or non speed has never seemed worth it.
>>561897595>0LB Jordan and other event cards>Several MLB gacha SSRs
>>561896851NTA but it almost feels like a bug how Riko unlocks so early and Sirius is a giga brick.
>>561897315>10-15m/day is normal (especially pre-mant)Mmhm. He couldn't bot his club to A+ this month>>561897416They'd be at B+ without his botting this month
>>561895910Only if you'll click the stat training outside of summerMy latest ace got +1 stamina +1 wit and due to decent gambles & rainbows wit ended up lv5 and giving me a fuckton or stats
damn this could have been THE runwent well until first summer where i to rest twicealso got mile spark instead of 8 star long parentsafter summer i got shit trainingsand i had so many more good skills i wantedfuck. not going to make another run tho. this has to do for cm
>>561898253what happened to going to play the gameholy rent free
>>561895953Shakur soon..
>>561898485I like this stupid little retarded beast so much.
>>561898390>forgot pocAAAAAAAA FUCKKKKKK
>>561896783>>561897468BoyMusume
>>561898601That's hardcore porn.
>>561898390Overwhelming Pressure is ass, don't get it
I like the Astra Militarum. Which uma is for me?
>>561898601here she is cute for once
>>561898601The face of evil
>>561898674really? what card should i swap it with
>>561896620>>561896679
>>561898719
>>561897798>>561897875Thanks, I'll go with the shitbird then.>>561898097They're in the cleat queue.
The spanking seiun cat dog image is AI generated bwos...
>>561896851Sirius cam activate the very first turn. It's best to give up if they don't show up before classic year. You lose like 24 stats and corner recovery hint.
>>561898995All of those images in that style are.
Good deck for Cross?My Shinko Windy is 2LB.
>>561898902Riko or SR Cafe should work fine, Sirius MLB if you want to try and high roll, depends on your sparks too honestly
>>561899105Sad... not even hard to draw that stuff
W-who is autis/uma/ danchou offering back in this trade??
ANONS IT IS TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE TESTWHICH UMAMUSUME ARE YOU?https://umapoi.moe/
>>561899139Yeah, good enough. You could swap Sweep to Jordan for the extra gold
>get several S long>they're all ass and worse than my current A long>the only upgrade I got has less stam and less gold stam and has to rely on blue tier shit but got better skill hints so got more skills
>>561898541thats not a very nice thing to call her
WHOA
I love Rice
Surely this will be safe
>>561896015dog on chiyo action
>>561899440>he doesn’t know
>>561899397>He doubted
>>561898984mad pig disease
>>561899308Ryanbwo... nyo...
from the corner of my eye i thought it said "I wanna see your cock!"
>>561896182 Have you heard her solo song?
>>561899309I'm literally her.
>>561899837ya i bet you did you dirty cunt
>>561899309>Nice NatureBro...
>>561899837I did it too
>>561899309It was actually taking this quiz that made me look up the video that inspired writing this post >>561896182 the quizmaker is a musiclet and can't find words to describe shakerock.>>561899883I have not. I'm in a pro-pearl mood so if you link it i'll give it a listen.
>>561899309this reads like an autism test bwo... also am I secretly evil?
I've watched too much isekai slop while eating dinner now there's no more to watch
>>561899308Mambo would like to trade their top earner for Ryan anon
>>561900310https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvhI3bxprQ
>>561899309Huh.
Symboli Rudolph (Evil)
>>561899309noooooooo
>>561900680>>561900724now kiss
>>561899309Shan’t fall for the IP logger again
>>561899309Maximum autism with organization and stuff. Not surprised.
>>561899309WHY THERE'S SO MANY OF US
>>561900812you're all degenerate gamblers thats why you're playing umamusume
this is perfect
>>561900784nigga every website is an ip logger nowadays
>>561900990...makes sense
>>561901017schizo
>>561900784you have no idea how networking works do you
>>561899309wtf
>>561901083Not in the slightest
>>561901098How do you feel about the derby?
>>561901098DAHBYYYYYY
>>561899309My 'tism is far greater than yours>>561900808I kneel
>>561899837That would have been quite Rudeolf of her.
>>561900516Sounds like something outta a 2010s musical
>>561901098
>>561901163the...?!!!!!!!!DAAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>561900680>>561900724>>561900812LIQUIIIID!!!
>>561901298I should have put "quite Rude-olf her". I'll never be on her level at this rate...
BROS THIS IS IT, I FINALLY GOT LONG S, I GOT THE SKILLS, SUMMER WAS OKAY, I'M FUCKING READY FOR THE CM>notices what I don't haveARE YOU FUCKING MEYOU ALWAYS GET HINTS FOR IT, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I am not displeased.
>Gacha thread has a bunch of people who get the gamblerI mean>>561901302Yeah. It's great honestly.
>a score of 6 or above on the aq-10 represents a high likelihood that the test taker is on the autism spectrum, with a positive predictive value of 85%, according to the above research paper. that is, if you score a 6 or higher on the aq-10, there is an 85% chance that you indeed are autistic.Can you explain your low score, riajuu-kun?
>>561901121then stop calling everything an ip grabber thinking it’s a bad thing
>>561899309Ain’t that something
Its somehow Mambo's fault
>>561899309huh
>>561901595>Yeah. It's great honestly.Oh yeah for sureI enjoy the song
>>561901682who are you
>>561899309>got my wifedoes that mean we're meant to be?
>>561901576>ARE YOU FUCKING MEyesbend over
>>561901638Not until you explain why I’m dumb
>>561899309huh, sure
>>561899309
>all the autists get natieshe's diligent but not divergent in the slightest
>>561899309What the fuck, man
>>561901762Someone from the future apparently
>>561901915I can fix you.
>>561901915tits or gtfo
>>561899309i dont particularly like her so this makes sense
>>561901576you don't need itjust gamble harder
>>561902097Who the fuck are you?
>>561901576It's alright you have 1137 power there's no need for acceleration skillsbesides Radiant Star
>>561902109>gamble>with 0 accelsmr cap I love your posts but you at least need chips before sitting down at the table
>>561901098>autism spectrum 2>winning ticketliterally the most adhd autism character in the game
>>561899309Yeah... That tracks
is long S really an equalizer?
>>561901789It's like exchanging letters. How can you send/receive data to/from a server without both parties knowing each others addresses?
>>561899309 She looks nice
>>561899309>everybody is either festa or natie>meanwhile I'm the coolest uma ever
>>561902502
>>561902406it matters more than any other distance S
>>561902502fatso
>>561902514>Happy about being an ugly asshole
>>561902502Bro turn HDR off
>>561902514I mean for a bum i geuss
>>561899309hmmmi dont trust it so nyo
>>561901789every website knows your ip and analyses it to make sure you are a real person and not a botit sees location, ip, os, browser etc and is used for analysis (follow trends such as popular regions and such), security (as i mentioned to make sure it’s a real person visiting and not a bot or someone with malicious intent like ddos and fraud), marketing etcetera
>>561902514>gets the trans umaanon?
>>561902502anon what thge fuq is wrong with your screen AAAAAAAAAA
>>561901079Yes.
>>561899309I don't really know much about Ramonu.
>>561902697I could fix you but you're not a woman so I'll let Air Groove do it for me.
>>561899309what the fuck do you mean man
>>561902774>the raped
>>561899201draw it for us so we can use it instead of the ai generated one
>>561902406You have to skedaddle for a km so if your max speed is higher compared to someone who started accelerating slightly earlier then you'll win
>>561899309yeah, I'm cool I guess
>>561902774your either a slut or a loli so bend over either way
>>561901789what do you think the owner of an umamusume quiz website is going to do to you? send the yakuza after you?
>>561900429That sounds like a trap...
>>561902774Rape me please.
>>561902774You can't just post that and expect not to get raped, bro.
>>561902817rapist*
what the fuck?! i thought most of you are autistic, were you just larping?
>>561899309what the heck
>>561902903nta but the owner will send Natie to my house, we'll marry and live happily for once in our lives
>what the fuck?! i thought most of you are f2p, were you just larping?
>>561903104im banging you tonight
>>561903173>>561903173>>561903173
>>561903086You can't larp through a text-only Internet forum, anon. That would just be rp.
>>561903187 I'm tired of seeing this Uma in CMs
>>561903104sex right now
>>561902871actually, looking at my details and one of that Nakayamas, maybe the only thing separating us is autism...
>>561903104can i fuck you
>>561903104please let me have sex with you
>>561903104post /fa/
>>561903183>>561903250>>561903349>>561903426>>561903478G-go away you freaks!
>>561902421I see. Thank you for your explanation. I wouldn’t exchange letters with someone on 4chan, though.
>>561904069You are exchanging letters with 4chan itself, Cloudflare, the government et al. tho
>>561901576it fucking happened againI GET IT EVERY RUN AND NOW ITS GONENOW IM NOT GONNA GET LONG S FOR THE NEXT 10 FUCKING RUNS UNTIL THE CM IS OVERAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, right. CM is tomorrow's reset. Forgot about it.
