Divorcee Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>561856647
only oldfags remember no heals in lane
I'm seriously so pissed off right nowLike seriously I used to be 24 games, 18 wins on this heroNow I am 31 and 18 I'm just so pissed WTF
4D DJINN!!!!
who the fuck is boho
Another day, another begging for Yoshfrog to rework my wife Holliday!More cohesive kit! Less shit!
>>561900872stinky hippie celeste
>>561899518You're approaching your actual MMR
https://old.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1s3x9je/some_of_you_are_horrible_people/OH NO NO SILVERTRANNIES
>>561899518I play Sinclair exclusively when I want to rank down. Recently I need like 4 losses in a row to lose one rank though so I kinda stopped playing.Before the March update I just rolled Doorman or Mirage to lose games.
>>561900994Hear hear!
I run this game at like 30 fps lowest resolution in my vodka cooled soviet era computer but I keep reinstalling it despite the batshit insane balancingThanks for making digital crack I guess valve
>>561900994[UPLIFTING NEWS] holliday is a worse version of this nigga in a much faster game. He was powercrept in that game as well. good luck
Holliday still fucks, btw
>>561902559Yea me, her boyfriend
next round of graves nerfs when>>561901334why are you on reddit?
>>561902370Infernus already stole the flame dash ability so there was nothing for Holliday to do.
I see a lot of advice to>do X while you wait for the next minion waveSuch as boxes or camps.But in my matches I'm not really getting the enemy wave dead before the next wave is almost there most of the time. And even when I clear the wave fast the enemy lane has killed none of my minions yet, so if I left I'd give up all denies.(My lane partners aren't doing any fuckin denying)>but why aren't you killing them fasterIt's usually something to do with the enemy players trying to BRAWL me constantly. Or my lane partner trying to BRAAAAWWWLLL so I need to either help them not die, or be moving defensively or swatting away the enemy players ignoring the creep wave and trying to kill me.Am I just too far in pisslow for this advice to ever actually apply?Obviously the advice works later in the game.
https://fxtwitter.com/Spine_apples/status/2038278509504888915
>>561902618>graves upplayer>silvertrannyto laugh at trannies like you KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>561902370You don't get it if Holliday was good it would ruin competitive play. Think about the poor nightshift players.It'd be unfair if a Hero could reposition you and remove you from the fight for 2.25 seconds.
I still cant believe this game still has an audience lmfao
alternate dimension magic super hitler hero when?
>>561902942more than ow, rivals and 2xko LMFAOOOOO
i love that i can queue as kelvin into a pocket on the enemy teami love that it happens every fucking time
Map design is shitItemization is shitScaling is shitThe implemented shooter mechanics are shitThe game could be so much better but it's basically a hop and a skip from free-aim Smite
>>561903117you have two layers of condom with dome and divine barrier, cuck
>>561903168back to shield heal pokeslop
>>561903117>He doesn't buy cursed relic>Smack Pocket before he can ult>Rape his boipussy instantly to death, in the thunderdome if you really wantOr just buy divine barrierOr dome the fight before Pocket turns up
i wish the wolf kit of silver wasn't tied to her human formi really wanted to play as a gigantic retard that's a menace in melee range but gets fucked by kiting but i'm basically forced to play as a one shot buster (that can't actually do this unless 20k soul advantage in my favor) while using the wolf to run the fuck away, it's so stupid.it's insane to me that everyone in the community screetches and whines about true melee heroes being too hard to pull off yet some fucking how having to juggle a kit like it AND an entirely other hero is perfectly fine (even though silver is a complete disaster balancewise anyways)
>>561901334>silverfags = redditorsThank you for confirming the obvious, reddit spy
>>561902660If your troopers are under their tower and your enemies are full health go do nearby boxes and weak camps. You don't really ever need to tryhard that until you reach super pisshigh.
>>561903117Why is venomancer a gay little asian in deadlockI don't understand why this guy gives me giga aids just being near him and I don't want to look it up
>>561903605Is doing boxes better than guardian damage and denies?
>>561903718He has cane toads in his suitcase and threatens to destroy the entire local ecosystem. What is there not to understand?
>>561903390Map design is just as shit as this game
>>561903941At last I truly see
>>561900493I don't know if there is fuckery going on but from my recent experience>had like 8 game streak of wins (with one loss in the middle but that game was hanging on one late game mistake)>every game was fight of equals no stomps>now i'm eating shit with games being complete memes>in my most recent one my team had complete newbie with 15 games under their belt>enemy had high emissary player that raped through usI'm not going to say that MM deliberately fucks matches, but it feels like win streaks fuck with your ELO somehow and it throws really good players in enemy team because it thinks you're that good.
>>561903117>Complaining about Pocket>As "heal grenade never lose lane beam man of many domes"
Did someone say SilverCause I thought I saw someone say Silver
>kelvin is not that stro-ACK>can literally tank tower at 5 minutes with 0 issueshttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2734000301?t=06h00m53s
>>561903785Early on yes as tower resists are colossal, and you don't need to denytism under their tower. Clearing nearby boxes and doing their and your camps in a way is denying the enemy of the souls they could get as well.
>>561905025>Clearing nearby boxes and doing their and your camps in a way is denying the enemy of the souls they could get as well.I have bad news...
>>561900872She was basically Celeste with even more bouncing but less flying.
>>561904990>beam reaches behind tower and slows and damages and reduces firerate>nades heal and damage and slow and stop stamina regen>path lets him tank like a brooler while giving him bullshit mobilityliterally the only reason his wr is that low is because of shitters griefing their team with his ult
>>561901324>tfw I just hit it
>MMR is busted>Hero comp MM is still shit and onesidedCan we PLEASE kill the devs
>>561904241>>561898643>>561899193>>561900493Sometimes, you just have to take a deep breath and accept it's your turn to lose.Those denying the mm is rigged are the very agents being planted and and benefiting from it so they don't dip too low in winrate and drop the game.
When are they buffing Silver? Upplaying troons need not reply.
Why does Drifer use uwuspeak? >The hwunt begins>No time to play with my fwood
>>561906241shitty cajun accent
>>561906027you losing does not mean the matchmaking is rigged
>>561906484Not me losing, but why I lost. There is a powerful agent on my team.
>>561906484It is in fact a skill check.>Winstreak of 5 and elo doesn't change>One day later on a 50/50 WR get a really close match where the teammates were blind, mute, deaf and mentally handicapped>Wins despite the clear gap between souls and braincells>Ranks up
>>561907147If only I could play for my team, they repeatedly ran into enclosed spaces when running away from an ulting infernus and graves.
>>561907147>>561907368highest rank in RTS/fighting games?
>>561907610Don't play any of that
>>561907610I don't play those, don't find them fun. I only play rts campaigns.
>>561907736>>561907738get good
>>561907832Stop being an agent.
>>561907832
If you have your parry key bound you should kill yourself.
Dynamo Ivy Kelvin Lash Pocket Mina YamatoEyup, time to queue
>>561908369>Anon's roster is made of Abrams, Billy and Calico
>>561905901That's just EOMM bro rank isn't real
>>561908369based meleegawd
>>561907924>>561908172no teammates to cope about in those games huh
>>561906027I cannot accept that MM is rigged because sometimes I am the 0/10/0 agent of failure.Unless you're going to tell me that MM somehow knows that I'm too distracted to play or decided to try Int Mag paige build or whatever the fuck I could do to throw any particular game.
Drifter ult and Dynamo's entanglement are two abilities that the devs criminally undervalue and so they're allowed to be absurdly overpowered.
>>561898804Done playing until they nerf the 57% wr aimbot hero. She’s in every game, how have they not gutted her yet??
Have you ever had the displeasure of going up against the turbocancer lane that is Rem/Graves? We spent the entire laning phase sitting under our tower shooting buffed minions, skulls and ghouls, and they still managed to shove an invincible tidal wave of NPCs at our walker at 12:00
>>561910659>0 kills>opponent has ult but we don't
Newbie Minas and Vindictas are cute and deserve protection from this cruel world.
>>561911252Gibus equivalent in deadlock when?
>>561910659you have dynamo who can instaclear waves though
There's two threads up>>561905276>>561905276>>561905276>>561905276Use this one.
>>561900994Your wife is pretty hot
delete shiv from street brawli'd rather deal with an enemy team of bebops or geists than one shiv
What's the win condition for games where one of your sidelanes shits the bed so hard they proceed to be useless for the entire rest of the game
>900 souls at the start of standardWHAT THE FUCK NOOO
>>561904990It's funny because I'm like "yeah that's pretty strong" and then he shows off his gun graves build and it's like 1v6 shit
>>561914010whats wrong
>>561913984You use that one as fodder canon
mcginnis is worse now than before the big patch in every way. pisslows ruin another hero
>>561922770and other things you hear initiates say in /dlg/
>>561923481>t. cranberry 2 player that actually died to mcginnis' glorified neutral camp turrets
Deadthread Deadgame
Sex with Venator
>Nine minutes into a match>Both people from blue just come yellow gank and kill us>They take tower and start pushing walker>Ask for help>Both people from blue ignore it and they also don't push lane, just farm jungle>They take walker at 10 minutes and get a huge lead>Take first urn>Deathball the remaining two walkers by 15 minutes into a 60k lead by 20 and we losePhantom lobby btw
will i like this game if i like tf2 but didn’t like smite and never played overwatchgenuinely asking btw
wait you can’t even download the game off steam? wtf is this game? is this even real? are all of you actually playing a real game or just pretending to? is this some elaborate joke that people are into where they pretend to play and talk about a game that doesn’t actually exist (like polybius)?
Do I just lose lane if I'm playing Billy and my opponent is Graves?
How do you even play Sinclair he's so fun but Im so shit at redirecting the bolt also why is there an indicator on people sometimes i would think that would make the bolt home in on them even if they moved but it doesnt
>>561941116You lose lane if you're against a Graves and someone with more than 5 iq and arent playing a broken hero if you're playing a trash at early game hero like victor you just buy extra regen farm as much as you can and accept you're gonna lose the lane you cannot deal with ult + skulls + troopers its near impossible
Besides here where does actual game discussion happen? The forums is just private reddit is just "lol lesbian sex" and the discord is the same maybe thats why this game sucks the only viable feedback is here
>>561946474sir your phantom strikeor just dont fight in the open trust me vindictas WILL chase you into the secondary location for brutal murder
>>561946196I'll get no pussy for doing this so why should I
Cute & Canon!
You can ask Hotpoo to add one item from Risk of Rain into Deadlock, what do you pick?
If Doorman is so broken like so many people claim why do I get him every single game? No one wants to play him besides me.
I love the men in this game so much it's unreal
>>561947108He got nerfed anon...he's not broken anymore
>>561947108don't worry bro, icefrog will decide doorman should be strong again in 2027 before nerfing him again
you WILL buy the egg
funny seeing graves players completely shit the bed when they have to play other characters.
Does anyone have that mod for Graves where her ass is showing through her skirt? I had to do a factory reset on my PC and lost the mod.
i NEED to feed mina my blood.
>>561947435That's funny with any hero
>>561947583this anon needs you to feed him his cum
>>561910659Yeah that lane sucks, for anyone but your two specific heroes. Dynamo should be able to clear waves instantly and Haze can click on Graves whenever she walks into range.
abrams is way too weak now. he really didn’t need the nerf, only pisslow shitters were crying about him anyway
>>561947069the guitar so I can have a second tesla bullets.
>>561947879>+350% melee damage is... le weak
>>561910659skill issue
>>561900872it's insane how much better they all look now compared to then, except for drifter who looks worse now
>>561947936>melee damage reduced by two statsyeah, this imaginary +350% melee damage you dreamed up would still be balanced.
>72 minute game against seven geist shiv rem graves>somehow win>250k damage geistYea I might uninstall this garbage
>>561948290>Hero that leaves a lingering AoE has an inflated damage stat in an hour+ gameWoah
geist is ugly and for troons
>>561948427This isn't quite a truth nuke, but I guess I can call it a truth grenade. Bordering on truth bomb.
Buff them
>>561948578>HollidayCan now fire gun while channelling lasso>SilverSlam deals a little less damage, wolf form needs a little less bloodlustWolf form gets 0.5% bullet and spirit resist per boon, and 1% debuff resist per boon
>>561947069Glowing Meteorite
>>561947069ancient scepter :^)
alright I need to stop buying this arcane surge item, it's making me irrationally mad
For April fools they should add fall damage, double jumping breaks your legs
>Lane partner eats an entire wave of trooper damage instead of just going behind guardian minute 1
>Want to play billy>dont want to play as a canonical cuck
What are items you never bought in all of your playtime?I have literally never bought in 300 hours:>Majestic Leap>Magic Carpet>Veil Walker>Restorative Shot>Mystic Shot>Radiant Regeneration>Golden Goose Egg
>>561949126Ohhhh you're talking about me, I do that
I think I'm getting worse the more I play
new hero concept: jew1: claw slash2: blood suck3: epstein aura (passive, increases soul gain from all sources)4: summon baal
>vindicta gets insanely fed>but he has an egg>sits on the egg the entire game>buys trophy collector>because he doesn't capitalize on his early tempo with his purchases the enemy team matches his networth and we instantly lose>also just multiple kills we missed because he was down 10% damage for 25 minutes>200 games on that hero and he does it every gameI am tired of Oracle. I am tired of Oracle. I am tired of Oracle.
>>561949969ive yet to see a vindicta have impact after 15 min
The hardest part of making a build is balancing damage/defense/antiheal/heal/flex slot for counter items>just copy a pro build brodie zoomer
>Be Emissary>join match>can't keep up but get many assists, pivot to support>we win>Check the score board>Oracle teamsWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MATCHMAKING
>>561949924is that not drifter
>>561945984Farm her early, but don't get parried and you're good>didn't win the laneRip, she's apollo but in reverse, she loses early but wins late
>>561938557it's not impossible. what didn't you like about smite
Mina Ha NEEDS to drink a pint of my O neggie.
>play rem>lane with a boosted vyper that goes back to base to huy items :0>midgame just splitlane kingdom>"rem? WTF are you doing? FARMING WON'T HELP U HELP GREEN">literally everyone is in green>go and help them and get 2 kills even tho I'm building full support>we lose because they all go green even tho they don't have a tier 3>mfw
>Wraith keeps flaming me for not doing big damage the to Vindicta in lane (I'm first timing Pocket)Isn't Vindicta one of the worst matchups for me? It feels like there was NOTHING I could do but just farm safely (which Wraith didn't want to do).
>Archon 6>3 Win streak>rank up is so close I can taste it>Queue a Silver game because I feel like I'm quite good on her>They have a rem that has every sinner on lockdown and every lane with helpers on it>Victor fed out of his fucking mind and unkillable because he did the entire map (ours too since nobody contested him)>The most godlike yamato ever that went 12-2 by the time the game ended>Ivy abusing her ult as a taxy cab service and going full debuff gun build>Graves spamming skulls and having a tombstone off cooldown always pushing up a lane>Infernus covering the floor in magma 24/7Meanwhile>Get a mirage that doesn't farm and just runs down side lane and does suicide teleports and rage quits after they got rejuv near the end (It was actually defendable)>Get a haze that farms but goes super fucking deep past their walkers and dies on cooldown>Dynamo that never ever uses ult and always tries to overextend.>Other two were p-good but>Back to Archon 5It's just frustrating.
>STILL LOST
>>561950774HEADED TO YELLOW
>>561950740The Silver vs Victor matchup is pretty good if you buy Inhibitor + Toxic Bullets but thats assuming you can proc wolf form first.Don't worry fren you will get games like that even in phantom or ascendant
>>561950796HEADED TO YELLOW
>>561950796>>561950898everyone seems to be heading to yellow these days, but then I saw mina and my ass was headed to yellow too
>>561950810The issue is that Yamato was on top of every possible 1v1 that happened in the game. Literally anytime I jumped victor to try to contest farm Yamato would grapple to me and practically one shot me even in wolf form because she was fed and rushed every spirit burst item. Also not gonna lie, I choked some really easy slam fire kills.We made it to late game surprisingly alright but since Mirage was literally not farming we fell apart as we essentially had no carry.
Member when fern flamedashed into a creepwave, he'd heal from 1% hp to almost full?
>>561951037>member>as if that's not today
>>561950740>Play non-carry>Carries don't farm, enemy rem eating all your sinners>Play carry>Non-carries steal farm, friendly rem eating all your sinnersIT'S RAINING AGAINTHERE'S A DARK CLOUD OVER YOUR HEADIT FOLLOWS YOU ROUND IT'S BRINGING YOU DOWNIT'S RAINING RAINING AGAIN
>>561951119They NEED to bring this back. It's a prime spot to show off your skins and shame poors. Emotes, banter, racism. We need it at game start
"You started this fight, I'm just ending it", Victor said as he warp stones directly into the enemy backline
I've honestly never cared about whose farm is whose if we're in our jungle it's first come first serve if it's enemy jungle we sharing that shit end of story. Unless you're over half my soul count higher buzz off with this support slave meta.
Why did silver dedicate this song to our rem?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az5UfD8mFbo
someone give me a fun venator build that isn't just the shotgun melee where you larp as abrams
>>561951601>m1>fun
>>561951601Uh you can build gun items and recharging rush and rapid recharge
>>561951601trap build where you lay a bunch of traps around corners for surprise mini nukes
>>561951601gun items and just shoot people
graves isn't op. win rates don't mean anything its just random chance whether one team wins or not
Holy autism, bad apple with Viscous cubes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqolB47Ghio
>>561952185Impressive, but looks awful
How do I get good on Mirage? I feel like buying sniper items on him makes him far better.
ok but can someone who doesn't suffer from low functioning autism reply to my post instead? cheers
they should make deadlock $80 on release. makes sure that people who play will invest time in trying to learn moba mechanics instead of ruining games. also good for reducing smurfs
>>561952493You will be forced to play with peruvians and you will like itJAJAJAJAJA
>>561952185well that sucks, thought it would be an actual remakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=div8JofEHS0
What is the difference between silence and curse? Im a support when do i use or the other?
>>561952738curse stops you from attacking or using items
>>561952728Yeah I saw the thumbnail with black and white Abrams in my recommended and I thought "holy shit did someone actually animate that"? Nope, it's just Viscous cubes. Still cool, I guess
does steam's "recently played with" no longer work for this game? it stopped updating 2 days ago for me
>>561952915have you closed it? works for me. you cant leave it open
>>561952915It works for me you just need to double click it
>>561952772Socurse = disarm +silenceright?
>get rem on team >lose>get doorman on team>lose
>my pisslow ass put into pisslower pity match after a couple bad losses>easy game>look at this afterwhat the fuck do you mean 10k mina
>>561953378That's probably a brand new player
>>561953356>Doorman catches the 0/15 feeder yet again>While we all stand in a circlejerk around the cuck clock ticking enemy dynamo ambushes and ults usWow
Been a while since I played Wraith, I presume she still stacks card much faster on gunning heroes>>561898804CURRENT HOLLIDAY IS CUTE
fect o da mattah is ah doo thees foh freeh, da paytreons geeft ees joost eh boonus
>>561953190curse = disarm and silence and interrupt (stops channeled abilities) and turns off item use
>>561902613Infernus...
QoL Lock is now bannable, rejoice!
>>561953576Do females really find murderhobos attractive or do they have to specifically look like Hollywood actors on a binge.
they do lots of things except win my game
>>561953816what
>>561953576gib doorman
>>561953918Would anyone spread lies on the internet Anon, what would be to gain?
I made peace with the fact 75% of my teammates are brainless NPCs unable to adapt or look at the map
>>561953992I will suck your dick.
>>561954012thank you good sir I needed that
Since SilverxCeleste is fucking ass, PaigexMina is fucking ass, and generally all the yuri and yaoi ships are fucking ass.What are some ACTUAL good deadlock ships?
>>561954074Me x You
>>561954074MexYou
>>561953992There tends to be 1 person that's not a subhuman, then a few who will follow along and 1-2 that will actively try to sabotage the match, the task is to identify the other human and make plays and hope the followers get going before the tilters shit up the entire team cohesion.
>>561954074Victor x Ivy because its straight.
>>561954074Apollo x Graves because it makes you sad over the young love you never had
Funny how this general is real quiet about MirageReally makes me think
>>561954074Apollo x Graves is the GOAT.Mina x Victor is pretty neat.Ivy x Lash is a fucking god sleeper ship and I miss when they got art back when they were the only shippable people in the game.
>>561953438every time a doorman "initiates" a fight with his shit ult allowing the enemy team to save their teammate i think about how if they were a mo and krill or lash that that enemy would be dead already and it would be a 5v6
Funny how Mirage is anything but quiet himselfRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>561954074
>>561953867Kinda the latter but I can't begrudge women, men are generally the same"I'm into girlfailures dude" and it's a woman with brushed hair, clear skin, and a healthy bodyweight
>>561954227She can have a pulse is the standard for most dudes, but alright figures.
>>561954074shipping is gay nigger shit, get a job
I have started playing in the morning instead of evenings, both to avoid being invited to play by steam friends because they feed and rage and also to avoid being the designated solo for a discord 5 stack that feeds and rages and blames all their mistakes on me, because nobody's stacking in the morningsSolo queue when?
>>561954278I would gladly wait 15 minute queues if it meant assured solo queue and Graves being banned.
>>561954074Me x Venator
Here COMES The Lash!
>>561954074Silver is primo yumedanshi since she's just fucking begging to eventually meet a guy romance novel style.Apollo and Graves is cuteGeist and Abrams has some minor setup and it would be neat to explore it.>>561954164Everyone knows that Mirage is busted and is going to get nuked. Also nobody really mains him or waifus him so there's not really any downplayers for people to go to war with. Also you're just flat out ignoring the occasional "FUCK MIRAGE FUCKING LITERAL BULLSHIT" post
I hate bebop so much, I don't know what possesses people who play him to just run in and die repeatedly. He ruins the game no matter what side he's on because he'll go 0/15 to get his shitty bomb stacks
>>561954263I've seen how downbad women can be over the most lame or pathetic dudes, so even from them it's often just "Does he not smell like shit or gross me out some other way? Cool."
>>561954406It's mostly people who came back from a year of hiatus when Bebop was still B-tier and not an automatic throw, they will learn.
Veil Walker on Drifter goes kinda nutty no? Has anyone tried it or is Fortitude better for roaming?
>>561954396>Here COMES The Shit!
stop plyaing gun rem i cant take it anymore
>>561954406>>561954456It's probably also low rank players that got boosted in the resets and think nobody's going to counter their bombs
>>561952423And which post is that, retard?
>>561954574you got it boss, melee rem it is
>>561954397>primo yumedanshi
It's infinitely more tilting to get your goo punch parried than being hit by a goo punch.
>>561899180I kind of miss solo sidelines desu. The 4 lane period was fun.
>>561954661yumedanshi is just weeb speak for Character x Me (Male)/ Character x OC (Male)yumejoshi would be the same thing but for girls instead of guys.
>>561954181I read that as Mina x Venator and I see the vision
>>561954397>yumedanshiI'm starting to worry that this shipping shitposting isn't shitposting but that niggers genuinely feel the need to spread that faggotry here. Why do faggots have to get in your face about their sodomy, it's really absurd at this point.
>>561954804>faggots have to get in your face about their sodomy>As he posts on 4chandotorg
>>561954804>their sodomyI didn't know female character x (you) was gay, wow
>>561954752Oh.In that case, yes, he's completely correct.
>>561954804Yumedanshi is just the weeb term for a waifufag
>>561954679WRONGIt's insanely more tilting to be hit by a teammates goopunch while you're duking it out with an enemy and instantly being disoriented.>>561954804Self shippers are 9/10 infinitely more straighter than your average yurinigger or Mo'n Krill player.
>>561954074anon x anon
i fucking hate the urn. i want to sit in my side lane and farm not teamfight at 10 minutes
>>561954845This place is the last refuge where it's somewhat possible to call out faggotry without a mod cabal hunting you down for wrongthink. Because it's a state of mental illness that can only be artificially kept by harsh censorship. Though generals do also attract the mentally ill of all sorts so whatever. You feed on the attention.
>it's an "apollo runs it down" episodeim killing myself today
>>561954994That was never what the site was about newfagTake your gay little epstein created culture war and blow it out of your ass.
>We get two/one picks>Niggers don't IMMEDIATELY think "We should run urn." or immediately go "yeah okay" when I call out urn.I genuinely hate Archon.
>>561955050This place has always been anti establishment and right now the establishment is full rainbow fag parade. I wouldn't mention it if you guys could stop shitting up the thread with this retarded ship niggery no one cares about.
>>561955130>right now the establishment is full rainbow fag paradeLolLmao
>>561955031>It's another "Apollo takes 3 people 1 minute to kill for some fucking reason" episodeGenuinely what the fuck is the reason for this.
can anyone tell me why people say they can't hear me, they say I sound too low but in the test my mic option it sounds fine? It's even near max but people say I sound really low volume
>laning alongside a rem>go take our sinners the moment they spawn>right before I hit the last melee, rem comes along and uses one if his friends to steal it from meHow would you respond without sounding mad?
>>561955180Slowing hex? Also, I found out you can heavy melee the Apollo while he's charging and he can't do anything about it.
>>561955176
when are they making slowing hex prevent riposte
>I'll play support today>yoshi gifts me with boosted animals who can't kill someone who is cursed disarmed focused lens'ed(rape) and stunned with anvil>half the game egg other half curse so 10% less damage throughout the game yet i did a little under vyper player dmg, have the only positive kda on the team and did mosy objective damage and second most healing >matched with the most castrated graves on earth who clearly doesn't know what she's doing and probably following a guide, hides the entire game behind walls occasionally denying souls late game>>>>>denying souls late gameTo be fair we were against Infernus doorman M&K and mirage but I'm not playing any more support for a while, this is fucking depressing, i even tried to swap lane before the game started so i can boost apollo into winning ghe gane for us bu yamato refused, it's fucking impossible to carry as a support, you can provide a monkey with the best tools and environments possible he'll still be a monkey
>>561955130Straight ships has always been based and straight you fucking retard.Self-shipping and waifufagging has always been 4chan blood and soul. Sorry you got here post election after watching a bunch of 4chan greentext story videos on youtube, but anime culture like ships and waifus has always been apart of 4chan.
>>561955235>Dickless faggot, trannies will never be women.
>>561955318Waifu fagging sure but this tumblr art lesbian troonery is not it.
>>561955315Support players will unironically never understand the pain of a billy or lash player getting a 6 man ult and never capitalizing off of it ever.
>>561955389They have Dynamo though.
>>561955226The game's sound is gay where you need to max volume to hear the players, I'm not raising the sound because the music and abrams moaning already bothers my housemates, the game should raise the comm sounds>inb4 settingscan't raise comms any more, it's too low by default
>>561955235Rem is such a fucking throw character what the fuck were they thinking even letting him take sinners for free. Either he griefs your team and takes yours or he goes into enemy territory to take theirs, dies, and drops thousands of souls in bags for the enemy team, griefing your team
>>561954074HollidayxSilver is the best ship with these two
>>561955446>I'm not raising the sound because the music and abrams moaning already bothers my housemates... your headset, bro???????
>>561955315>bu yamato refusedyamato was probably duoing with the apollo, you dont understand they NEED to yell "BRO HES ONE!" to each other in a discord call
>>561955497I JERK OFF ON SPEAKER SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR ME YOU FAGGOT I WILL NOT USE A HEADSET
>>561955389I got a 6 man sleep ult tho, probably the reason everyone on the enemy team commended me except for miku
>>561955470Nice, they even have voice lines that fit>>561955497I don't want my ears to be blown out, i heard it's harmful to the ears and I'm already half a cripple with all the medical problems i have, if i lose my eyesight or hearing idk what I'd do>>561955534It's fine if they actually carried these fucking retards, and they didn't do the worse but i was never around them enough for them to capitalise on anything i did
Ancient chinese way of ensuring you enjoy the game
>when your teammate parries a heavy for you in lane
wanted to queue a match but I had to go shit real quick.
>>561955726>the waifufag graves is a cripple playing in the living room on full volume speakersThis general is so awful
>>561955767I won't if my entire team goes for a collective 7/35 with me getting doormaned comboed ice domed and miraged
>>561955829Same thoughts. It's not usually this bad must be NA night hours or something.
>>561955829Yesterday I played with a Vyper with the worst echoing microphone ever, and everytime he talked you could just hear shitty Mexican music blasting in the background and somebody talking in the background too
>>561955767either you are a ritualistGOD or play in eu
should i play wraith
>>561955874I feel so bad for these "people", imagine trying to play a moba in the middl eof the living room
>>561954074Imagine not liking two hot women kissing and acting sexy. Only homosexual men don't like that, it's a dead giveaway that you're into yaoi and prefer men.
>>561955767Autistic niggas be like I wanna play a multiplayer game but without engaging with any players.
>>561955726>I don't want my ears to be blown out, i heard it's harmful to the earsyou can just keep the volume relatively low on them. i don't know if you have really sensitive ears or whatever but just using headphones won't cause ear damage unless you're at max volume all day every day or something, and you don't need an expensive pair either
>>561955446:>lower everything else>voice is now louder relative
>>561956236Masturbating is not a personality.
>>561956281This, I never take my headphone volume above 20%, shits already loud as fuck that way
>>561956250>Like the game>Don't want to engage with retardsNot hard to understand
>>561956535The trick to mobas is learning that there arent 11 retards in the game but 12. If you cant accept that you should krill yourself
won like 3 games yesterday and now I'm scared Gaben will punish me today...
>>561956685I am superior on all levels to everyone else in the match. Morally, mentally, spiritually, physically, financially, emotionally, socially. I will not tolerate the bleating of useless subhuman sheep.
>>561956880you are the retard then
>>561956880Based Lash enjoyer
>Nooo you have to listen to me tardbabble into the mic or else I get lonely :(The amount of times retards just get on the mic to say shit just to say shit far outweighs the number of times someone has said anything useful. I keep it on but the moment someone says something idiotic its straight to mute>>561956880Incredibly Based
>Play Silver>See gay talon, buy my mandatory stamina mastery and get phantom strike to get him.>He buys stamina mastery>Fucking parkour old man doing 7-8 dashes away from me every single time Kek!I can't even get mad, I dindn't even bother with slow sex due to how funny it is to see the acrobatic geriatric.
I have to play with my fellow Brazilians when matching so yeah my finger is on the mute pretty fast
>>561956880>t. 0/9 billy who just got parried after a raw heavy melee and fed drifter another stack
decay on doorman? yes? no?
>>561957304more like deGAY
>>561957304is someone on the enemy team healing a lot?would you like them to stop healing?if you answered yes to both questions decay is fine and will get value
>>561957304No, your 1234eigners and m1ggers should buy toxic bullets/inhibitor or healbane. Better use that active slot on a real disable.
>>561956880and yet you are on 4channel.comintredasting
>>561957615>1234eignersthis term will never catch on
>>561957795It doesn't sound as catchy as m1gger honestly, what would be a better term for them
how are the "oldfags" holding up? still miss 4 lanes, unc?
>>561957830Nothing because every character in the game presses number keys so inventing a term for them is stupid.M1gger makes sense because only a few characters have passive abilities that proc on M1.
>>561957948i like 4 lanes better only because the solo lanes give you more control over the lane. i'm at the mercy of the retarded lane partner if i want to do something aggressive and not just farm and play for roam
We need to bring back 4 lanes and the sidelane teleporters that took you to the opposite end of the mapWe must retvrn
>>561957948I miss double tether but I'm still hanging in thereSend help when you can, but it's not urgent
>>561957830spiritfags
Graves ryona think about it
>enemy doormandoors your carry into walker or his spawn 24/7>your doormanbuilds tankbuster and mystic reverb and spams bells in teamfights, dies and goes 0/11
Also I just saw this in my folder and decided you all needed to see it
>>561956281>>561956385>>561956441Thanks for the feedback m8es I'll try it
>>561958034>>561958064I'm not even an oldfag, only started after old gods update. 4 lanes seems fun on paper, but im sure icefrog removed it for a reason
Sinclair will get another nerf when people realize you can redirect a bolt onto someone who's rabbited while also heavy melee'ing them
>>561958505he won't because that's more mechanically intensive that 99.99% of players can handle
>Paige on my team doesn't get a single cc item>Instead Paige has trophy collector and refresherWhy are "supports" like this?
>>561958505This is only easy to setup when you steal a Rem/Vyper/Doorman ult
>>561958652That lets them parryAll you need is a vortex web, but increased duration makes it easier
AH'LL HYIT AS MANY AS AH CYAN
>>561957948>still miss four lanesyes, though I understand why it had to be removed.
>Parents are lawyers>Huge nose(((Graves)))
Headed to grenich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>561955226tried fixing it by changing windows settings but all it did was make the background noise louder and my voice more muffled.
>>561958640what else do you want, I buy a divine barrier to toss at people but that's it, the rest is damage itemswhat should I be buying as Paige?
Silver is the only shotgun hero I don't know how to play. It's crazy that Eido can burst someone 100 to 0 with just like 3 gun items but I can't do that shit.
>>561959020She takes a lot of games and game-sense to pull off properly since its comically easy to fuck up your combos and instantly die in a teamfight.If you struggle with aiming try doing Boot Kick > Bola > Slam Fire
>>561958640refresher is good though, trophy is troll.
>>561958992silence wave; disarm; curse
>>561958895>huge nose>loves moneycoincidence, valve?
>>561959372>ask WHAR ARE DE JEWS IT'S SET IN JEW YAWK WHERE ARE MY JEWS YOSH?>get not one but twoThankyou Yosh.
>Dynamo and Mo bought lightning scrollWhyyyyy
>>561956529Hot>>561956431Where do you think you are?
>>561954074Mina x Leon Kennedy (me self inserting as Mina)
>>561958756Not if you hex too. Why wouldn't you hex out of those ults?
>>561958919Let's take out Mirage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
buying Mina's used panties
>>561958505>>561958756why would i bother with that hard to pull of combo that might fail when i can just pick graves and hold m1 for better results?
This is widely considered a troll item, yet virtually every single top daily support and pick build has this in it. How would (you) fix trophy collector, considering that the egg does what it does but better?
>>561959779>hex>stopping parryAm I missing something or did you mean something else
Any leaks?
>>5619599491600, no other changes.
>>561959976My asshole is leaking, guess which hero I am
>>561959889Buying Silver's - oh, wait...
>team makes a retarded mid call>have to follow through because that low chance of success drops to zero without (You) there
>>561959976Just the memory leaks.
>>561960049Victor....
>>561960054Just remember to be the guy to spam the f key when the rejuv spawns because we all know your team won't lol.
>>561959949replace sprint speed with move speedreplace souls per minute with 1% ability durationreplace 20 hp per stack to 2 hp regen per stackup max stacks to 20
>>561960049stinky drifter...
>>561960075>>561960049So THAT'S why it's called aura of suffering...
>>561960054https://youtu.be/5k6HDyUDhrY?t=74
>>561959976i leaked mysewf...
>>561959986Yep. This is how you fix KINO Collector. Maybe nerf the passive soul generation a tiny bit with this change so that it's not a snowball item but a purely roaming support item.>>561959976Valve is in vacation in April. No (big) updates until the end of summer at least.
>>561960049Mina...
>>561960428>Valve is in vacation in AprilSay it ain't so
Lmao why is it always the shitters on my team at the end of matches that say gg or some corny shit like fellas at the end acting all friendlyUseless niggers should feel shame and DC early so I dont have to stare at them longer than I shouldOvertly friendly shitty players should all be thrown into a separate queue so they can all be ass and worthless together
>>561960742Those people aren't friendly at all, they are seething the hardest but pretend to be happy.
>>561960742>feed my ass off>say ggwp at the endthats how we do it baby
>>561960865
>>561960865This but "all me"
>>561960865This but I say gg ez
>>561960865based
>>561960428>drop the godawful midboss and walker changes>go on vacation without reverting them#RAPEYOSHI
>>561960742That just means the enemy team wasn't strong enough to force them to play seriously
Mina ryonaSilver ryona
>>561960742friendly shit players in any comp game are always sub 100 games. If they keep playing the game they either become really good and stay positive, or they stay scrubby and cut the crap. Anyways, the current mm is just throwing people together at random, so people just picking up the game get paired with people that have a few dozen matches and people that have a few hundred matches. The result is that you get braindead retards, people that might know what to do but not how to do it, and people that should be way higher in rank all playing together. Had a yamato match yesterday, lash was my lane partner. He was always just sitting on the rooftop of the sidelane, and eventually the enemy geist and mina realised this and started pouncing me. Had to abandon our camps, boxes, sinners and play under walker. Left to roam a bit around 14 minutes in to catch up in farm, nigga lash was in lane and just watched them kill walker. Retarded? yes, but most likely was a complete newbie. The issue isnt the presence of these players, its valve just randomly picking niggers for a match, and not having all sub 100 match players in one pool (doing this would also fuck rape smurf fags)
>>561959183For me? It's Bola -> Boot Kick -> Slam Fire. If I don't hit the bola I just give up they're going to use their mobility to just get away.
>>561960341I just start screaming random russian phrases at my teammates when tilted. I have no idea what any of them mean, sometimes they scream back at me and this goes on until we get our shittogether and win.
>>561961114i'll ryona you, anon-chan
>>561961130>He was always just sitting on the rooftop of the sidelane, and eventually the enemy geist and mina realised this and started pouncing me.correct me if im mistaken but wouldn't this be when THE LASH comes in and fucks them up (or did he just not do that)
How does Sinclair's bolt work if it travels a while and you hover over a hero it shows a bolt icon over them what is that? its not gonna home in on them
A baby giggles when a GT player loses
Mina is for marriage Silver is for one night stands
>playing frontline type of character>Celeste on the enemy teamYep, I'm rushing Phantom Strike. Don't care if it's not optimal. Don't care if I lose the game. I need this faggot to have a bad time.
>>561961868It's kind of the other way around, I think, isn't it?
>>561959976based on the last two updates we aren't going to see anything massive for another four months at least I'm surprised this long after the update we're still at around 100k every day
>>561961114who is mr ryona and why is he marrying deadlcok characters
let's see what this dick can do
>>561961712it locks onto them
>>561962552It doesnt though when they move it hits where they were not homes in on them im redirecting the bolt unless you have to press another button to get it to do that
>>561961301he just wouldnt jump down to do the ass fucking part, prefered to sit on the roof shooting at them. One time he did try to follow a one hp Apollo, only to miss every single ability and let the twink walk away, after that i didnt see him attack anyone else. My guess is that its either a homo or a woman that wanted to jack off to lash because real lash gods are always aggressive gigachads
>dive enemy team 1v6>get my ass beat, 4 ults used just on me>cheat death pops, open door and leave completely safe>all chat "YEEOWCH!">team is now guaranteed to win next team fightI love doorman
>>561962615it locks onto the where the character is when you redirected it, instead of the ground or wall or whatever. lets you hit midair targets amongst other things. no it doesn't home in.
>>561898804What is it with lesbians and domestic violence?
>>561962918Oh that makes sense then thanks
Send shippers on a ship to Kharg island.
>graves on the enemy team goes 1/14I used to joke about the>again>>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)But I'm starting to unironically think something is amiss here, it can't be statistics if the only time i saw a good graves was pre buffs like a week after release, every other time she's either feeding or doing about average
>>561962950women love to be brutalized (as long as it's by someone attractive)
>>561963116Lesbians are ugly thoughIt's why tehyre lesbian
>>561962481that 100k player count doesn't mean jackshit when 98% of them are stackniggers so you still get long ass queues into shit matches around Oracle.
>>561962950>>561963116Another reason why SilverxHolliday is a good ship. It's realistic.>>561963001As of Trump's mandate, Only white men are allowed to die for Israel
>>561963136The pretty ones think they're lesbians but end up being bi. at least that's my experience with them, you never see gay guys reacting to attractive women like you see "lesbians" react to attractive men.
Who has the worst smelling pussy out of all the female cast?
>>561963325paige easily
>>561963325100% Vyper
Theyve really got to give us the option to block playersTired of getting the same neanderthals on my team over and over again
>>561963186>only honorary jews are allowed to die for the real jewsThey'd probably think there's no greater honour
>>561963059same here, I think her boosted winrate at low elo is purely due to her ultimate giving automatic value, to the point that any retard can go L-R on a spirit build and still provide value with the gravestone. At low ranks people are not paying much attention to lanes, so a graves split push can eventually solo kill a walker. Plus a lot of those matches go past 40-50 minutes, at which point even an idiot will have a full 50-60k build, which for the most popular public builds on graves means either ricochet applying her passive on the entire enemy team while her branch of ISIS bombs everyone, or full spirit memeing and echo shard heroic aura 1/2 burst damaging everyone to death. Graves is the only character that allows people that would typically be 20-40k damage less than team average to actually deal damage on par with the team. As for her winrate at high ranks, the buffs didnt do much for her gun build, which is what all the faggot streamers seem to be running or facing so i have no idea why she shot up so much there
>>561963325Vypersnakes are very dirty and she's literally from prison
Troopers are cute
>>561963325From worst smelling to best smellingvyper > silver > mcginnis > celeste > holiday > yamato > wraith > paige > haze > calico > paradox > graves > mina > ivyvindicta is a ghost she doesn't smell like anything
>took 2k damage from poison rounds>my only greeens were healbane and juggernautcan they PLEASE do something about this item?
>>561963610>As for her winrate at high ranks, the buffs didnt do much for her gun build, which is what all the faggot streamers seem to be running or facing so i have no idea why she shot up so much thereAndrewchicken was running spirit Summoner post nerfs, tho that caused alot of drama because metro on the enemy team cried about autoaim when graves had 0 gun items
>enemy laners are obviously a tier above me and the usual idiots I play against>get absolutely dominated and lose within 30 minutes>the match rank was well below what I usually play atsmurfs?1 retard in a party dragging them down?Normally when the team loses hard its just like 2 or 3 feeding retards, but no one on our team fed massively we just go seriously destroyed.
>>561963916>poison roundsToxic bullets>>my only greeens were healbane and juggernautBy spirit resist and don't get shot, at least until they nerf it
>>561963325Yamato 100% has the best smelling pussy
>>561963325Graves and Mina because of their age, I guess.
>>561963278this reeks of ugly male
>>561963610Graves is really easy to farm on, any half decent Graves in pisslow is usually 5 to 10k ahead and its a strong full gun build quite quickly. The enemy team cannot into disarm or the split pushing, they lose.Excluding the retards that just go like 0-14 this is usually what I see.t. seeker
I feel like games have been a lot more one sided lately. Either we roll them or they roll us
>>561963767I miss these guys like you wouldn't believe.
>>561964181>The enemy team cannot into disarm or the split pushing, they lose.Is disarm just better then Plated Armor? When enemies use plated armour i still melt them sound effect aside
>>561964338It depends.Plated Armour is only 30% bullet deflection chance, so effectively only 30% of the bullets are not hitting the character.The big value of plated is the 50% chance to ignore on hit effects. If Haze is shooting you and you have plated, only 70% of the bullets hit you, and on average of those only half so 35% apply Fixation.So she's building up stacks at 1/3rd the rate, which drastically reduces her damage output.Against someone that isn't relying on onhit effects it's much less impactful. If you deal split damage with the bullet I believe the spirit still applies even if its deflected?Disarm shuts down for a while any M1, plated helps you last a bit longer against M1s that are trying to build or apply effects.
Why do people go Stalker on Yamato, the item kind of sucks and there's got to be a better way to hit the gun investment.
>>561964902easy to proc the slow with her noob secondary
>>561964902>he's not counting the footsteps to echo locate every enemy player in the teamfightShe triggers it easily with her grapple and gets to go faster, which helps compensate for having to stand still for 1.4 seconds to do damage.
>I will be a good person and play proper paradox this time>team start feedingecho shard it is
>>561965243>healing rites at the end of the gamewhat elo is this...
>>561963802Wraith and particularly calico are too high. There's also no way graves is maintaining that shit well. It's something likevyper > silver = celeste > mcginnis > wraith > holiday > graves > calico > yamato > haze > paradox > paige > mina > ivy
sighs
>>561965243>proper paradoxthe only paradox build is echoshard bomb
>>561965336did some nigger make a "gun rem is BUSTED" video or something recently? i've seen a noticeable uptick of these in my lobbies, 0 of them have won
>>561965406i dont understand how people make echo shard paradox works just walk out of the grenade it'll hit you maybe once
Alright, when is this sandnigger getting nerfed into oblivion? I know icefraud is a sandnigger himself, is Mirage his self insert?
>>561965456have you considered getting webbed or swapped back or any other form of cc from other 5 goyims
>>561965478Valve is in Hawaii bwo
>>561965478sole honest gunner
>>561965456Throw it where they want to run.Throw it anywhere in the middle of a teamfight.Throw it down and ult them into it.Throw it then vortex web them into it.Zones them the fuck out of a huge area, even a couple ticks is respectable damage, you'll do more damage from the few ticks that did hit them. Swapping or vortexing them into it can regularly just kill people.
>>561963325pocket
>>561965315>Wraith and particularly calicoRich qweens aren't gonna be dirty, calico especially looks like she takes care of her appearance>graves Graves comes from a rich family and clearly looks proper no way that shit smells worse then haze, the fed who's constantly spying on dreams and yamoto the failed yakuza clawing her way in a foreign land with 1/4th of a gang, also yamoto is japanese in 1850 or 1950 whenever the game is set, i doubt she's as clean as the western ladies, at least that was my logic
>>561965887untrue she's asian.
>>561963921>Andrewchicken was running spirit Summoner post nerfs, tho that caused alot of drama because metro on the enemy team cried about autoaim when graves had 0 gun itemsI had tried andrewchicken's raging swarm build the week before the buff, echo shard and heroic aura combo on her one was incredibly fun, since people really werent expecting it. For the three days her 2 spawned two ghouls people started putting echo shard on that, wanted to try it out but have been mostly playing Geist and Yamato. Now that its been changed to one ghoul and CD i wonder if its still worthwhile, since the ghouls are harder to shut down than the skulls, and the double wall still gives huge area denial. As for metro, I saw his seethe, plus the one at xera and the one anon posted a couple threads ago were he was pauselocking 4 minutes in to brag about rank. I sincerely hope that german OW smurfing faggot chokes on shit, and that all his lobbies are filled with CSGO Russians.
>>561965980I hate how this is a paid mod no one has leaked yet.
>>561966056try kemono
Can't really think of a true 100% honest character. The closest is Vyper if not for the ultimate.
>>561966203Post stun nerf Venator.
I dreamed that I was playing Deadlock, so I might have to reinstall it and start playing again
>forgot to remove paige from queue>got paige againand I have like half of the roster open
>>561965981>Now that its been changed to one ghoul and CD i wonder if its still worthwhile, since the ghouls are harder to shut down than the skulls, and the double wall still gives huge area denial.I mean, it works but you're essentially a brust/support mage, since you have near 0 sustain and your spirit lifesteal doesn't help by alot, also graves's gun is one of the worst in the game so on a spirit build you're really just there to root rape someone with your team, you can kill people on your own but if the zombies die without dealing dmg or the ult is broken it's GG, prepare your anus because that was all you had going for you without your team, very high utility imo, haven't tried it tho since I've been a gungrave OG
>>561965456it only works in peelo or if your team has a fuckton of CC to do the heavy lifting for you
>>561966237I dreamed that I came inside you while you were playing Deadlock, so I might have to cum inside you again.
>>561966203Yamato
>>561966056name?
How is there no homeless guy hero yet? And no drifter doesnt count he's not poor he just wants to kill people like a dick
>>561966319viper?
>>561966281I am a straight man so I'll decline
>>561966362She's not homeless she's on parole so she's probably in a halfway house or some shit I need a bum hero like a mad bum that throws boots at people or something maybe a begging mechanic where you suck money out from enemies
>>561966435drifter
>>561966425I am a woman with a strap-on with a fake semen reserve, so I think you'll accept.
>>561966498
>>561966494I just said that doesnt count he's not homeless he's not a beggar or something he just drifts (heh) from place to place not because he's a bum but because he wants to kill people
>>561966551Wheres his home
>>561966498I'm not into that stuff, so no, I don't think I will.
>>561966598Probably in Transylvania or something i dunno or in Louisana judging by the accent
>>561966319Is Victor not homeless? >>561966598I'm gonna go with 18th century Louisiana?
as warden should I increase range of grab or flask?
my honest heroes mo and krill and their perfectly balanced wr
>>561966551ok, how about vyper?
>>561966551victor and drifter are literally homeless. Pocket too technically, maybe Rem as well.
>Barely managed to eke out a win against mirage after buying 4 counter items against himFuck this hero man, literal sand man thanos.
>>561959963Rabbit Hex, not slowing hex.
>>561966435>Passive that makes him gain less souls from all sources but he steals unsecured souls on hit
>>561965456DID YOU KNOW: midboss and patron are the most important objectives in the entire gameDID YOU KNOW: you are forced to enter midboss and patron's zone if you want to contest themDID YOU KNOW: paradox nade covers like 70% of their areaDID YOU KNOW: paradox has 3 other abilities that are all CCDID YOU KNOW: vortex web is an item that exists
>>561966713Grab probably but idk
It's impressive how seriously people take this janky, unbalanced mess of an alphaHad a dude that was so unbelievably mad on voice because we were "wasting his precious time" (he was a 2/11 Doorman)
>>561966601Don't know until you try it.
>>561966792Rem has a bedroom in the hideout tho
>rem in my laneI throw when that happensfuck that rat and fuck that avoiding system that doesn't work since enemy team still has the rat every single game
>>561967059>build your entire character to stop mid boss and patron zonesounds worthless desu
Seven is also homeless, he hides in tunnels and out of order underground train stations
>>561967167Why don't bans work? I had my 4 stack all ban the same char (Apollo) and we still got one on the opposing team.
>>561967263Because you can't ban Apollo, he has to exist to make you feel worthless about your own looks.
>>561967191genuinely go back to OW you are embarrassing
>build your entire character around the most important objectives in the game (while still staying good for other objectives)>>>>>>sounds worthless desu
>>561967209I doubt he needs to sleep anyway. Probably never gets tired, might as well just keep workin
Stinkiest Hero: SilverNIcest Smelling: Mina or Viscous
i wish i knew how to do schmooovement with ShivHe's a fun character and I can't get enough of hearing "time to pull out the big guns" when you ult
>>561967579Viscous would smell like brine and seaweed
>>561967191>build character to win the most overpowered objective present in any MOBA>inherent synergy with every other objective>this is LE BAD!this is why you stay shitlow
>>561967854that smells nice though....
>>561967191I mean, you won't steal mid on your own with it but you can deny it pretty well and if your team goes in they can steal it, if the enemies get it they die, and idk how powerful the bombs are but theoretically you may even be able to solo it like mo and krill>>561967404>I doubt he needs to sleep anyway. Probably never gets tired,He's still human even in his charred crippled form>might as well just keep workinWork on what? Until the patrons arrive all he has to do is survive and avoid the feds since he decided the patrons will help him achieve his apotheosis >>561967817>shoot gun with altfire>shiv gets pushed back aka to the opposite direction of the gun>so shoot forward to get pushed back and shoot back to push yourself forward etcThat's it>inb4 how is that useful?You apply other shmoovment knowledge on top of it and it can help you slide and what not, i never bothered learning more then that since the keys are janky as fuck so i removed the altfire/zoom key and turned it into crouch for my dash sliding
>>561967579Silver smells like bourbon (nice-ish) and werewolf sweat (probably nice?)Heroes like Victor, Drifter and Vyper would smell way worse
>promoted to Archon 1>get matched with the worst retards on me team>demoted to Emissary 6>carry some games below Emissary 6>repeat
>>561967579Nicest smelling is paradox
The most important objective is urn thoughbeit.
>>561965981>>561966263P.S build slowing hex->vortex(mass slow) in tandem with heroic aura, this way you give the enemies like half speed and your zombies double speed, all but guaranteeing some explosions
>Fuck up near the end>Mute all before the deluge comes>Leave asapCan't all be home runs
does brawl affect your rank? it put me in arcanist?? i think after a massive loss streak (up from alchemist)... im still new so i dont know what is going on. ive only played like ~20 standard matches
>Less than two dozen men and WOMEN have the honor of being called Venator.Ah yes, the catholic church, famous for its progressive values and acceptance of female clergy.Genuinely what the fuck is the point of this game if they just want to force modern day social standards into it? The setting has been completely compromised at this point and it will only get worse(hint: The concept of pocket being "they/them" would be completely incomprehensible to people of the time period this game takes place).
>>561968520This game has been DEIslop from the beginning, not sure why you're surprised now
>>561968459I don't think brool affects rank.Generally I don't think anything truly affects it beyond your starting placement and Yoshi's manual adjustment. The ups and downs based on win rate barely move it compared to that.
AWOOOOOOOOOOO>>561968459No, but it does affect your hero skill rating
buzzwords buzzwords
>>561968520nuns are a thing though? and i assume being a venator is not very holy since you're more of a high-rank goon instead of a high-rank clergy (venator is a nor al priest besides the venator thing) so that angle doesn't matters in this case
>>561968636brother...that's wild because i went like 1-11 the next day (bebop) and it upranked me. i guess it does it lump sum now and then, not after each match
>>561968520It's just taking the aesthetic of the early 20th century (and barely so) and then making it act in accordance to modern worldview. Half the playerbase would get a whiplash and probably a hissyfit at how radically different people thought back in the day.
>>561950774build id?
>>561968128>werewolf sweat (probably nice?)have you ever smelled a sweaty, unwashed dog? it's DESGUSTANG
>>561968520>a few weeks ago these faggots were so high from a preist entering the game that they were asking "nun hero when?">now they're complaining about my heakin bad representation of christianity :(
>>561968520You'd fucking hate it if they actually went hard on period accurate culture for the setting. Because then they'd have to copiously explain why all the heroes aren't racist or intolerant, and it would come off as preaching woke shite anyway.Nobody is going to make a major multiplayer game where all the characters are just straight up biggots and shit by modern standards. It's completely retarded to even expect it.It's better they just lean into the fictional side of the setting and ignore all the retarded politics that almost everybody is ridiculously sick of.
laning vs doorman is so miserable
Melee bebop goes kinda hard in archon
>>561969208Just ward his hotel
>>561969208you rang?
>>561969208Hard to think straight when your ears are ringing
>obvious smurf calico>starts complaining sinclaire is unfair while 11-0
>>561969468Eh I kinda get her, I can't stand Sinclair stealing Calico ult either
>>561969539I'm busy stealing dynamos. I just turned her into a rabbit and almost snapped her neck.
>>561963802>>561965315Geist bros?
>>561969691ugly character for troonies
>>561967059DID YOU KNOW: mina’s ass belongs on my face
>8 game win streak>7 game loss streak>4 game win streakoh no I’m back on the ASSFAGGOT treadmill
why are like half the women in this game girlfailures and/or evil
>>561969935so are the men
>>561967263I recalling reading that stacks have reduced value. So among yourselves the game sees the most voted to ban and that becomes a single vote
>>561969935If you were successful you wouldnt be slaughtering people to try and get a wish
>>561969935not a lot of normal kind women willing to participate in the demonic killing ritual
>>561969963the men are girlfailures?
>0.84That's how much total gun damage Silver gets per boon.
>>561969963no they ain'tthere's like 2 evil dudes (seven and drifter) and 1 failure (billy)
>>561970164Seven is not evil.
>>561969691probably the best smelling desu
>>561962950Toxic yuri peak
>>561970029This begs the question why Paige is here
>enemy graves>unkillable pushing bullshit>team graves>
>>561970164to compare it with the woman>girlfailuressilver, ivy, graves, holliday, paige>evilcalico, geist, mcginnis, mina, vindicta, wraith, yamato>bothvyper>>561970223having a good reason to do evil and being based as fuck doesn't makes him non-evil
>>561968128>wet dog smell>nice
>>561970483How exactly are Ivy, Graves and Paige girlfailures?
>Bunny>Punch>Echoshard>Bunny>Punch>sinclaire thats unfair I literally couldn't do anythingliterally an issue of skill.I got downranked for this match, eternally seeker.
I had a dream victor got buffs
>>561965336what is the cause of this rat plague
>>561970483Vindicata isn't evil even though she kills people
>>561968520>nuns have been an integral part of the church and the education of entire communities for ages>catholics are almost as faithful to Mary as to Jesus HimselfYes, the catholic church is actually famous for its progressive values and acceptance of female clergy. The literal teachings of Jesus, by the way. Get your protestant, puritan, anglo bullshit out of the catholic faith.
>>561970618>ivyjobless bum>gravesskips school constantly to do stupid goth shit with a hand she found and is really grumpy>paigeshut-in nerd
>>561969935All women are inherently evil, the failure part is just an additive from their life experiences
>>561907610RTS and fighting games are just flowchart simulators.
Street brawl is the most boring shit I've ever played.
>>561970749Decent gun damage.It's kind of fun.People pick Rem without understanding wtf his role actually is.Before the egg nerf I saw rems that bought no items and only eggs.
Anyone else notice most heroes have built-in healing? Is this normal in MOBAs?
>>561971153Diddyblud what are you wafflin' about
>>561970816You don't even know what a girlfailure is.>Ivy is happy and productive (in terms of vigilantism). Technically not even a girl>Graves is just a rebellious rich teenager>Paige is happy, confident, well read and on a quest to save her brother.None of these characters lives are falling apart because of their inability to have their shit togetherOnly Holliday and Silver are even remotely girlfailures
>>561971153play paige
>>561971235bro your vyper?
>>561971313Vyper is living her best life
>>561970749rem players feel like they do nothing when they buy utility/support so they might as well buy orang item insteadnot a bad take honestly i prefer a little rat that does pitiful damage over a little rat that does no damage
Bros why do I like kidnapping people and sending them to Narnia so much?
>>561971313Vyper is intentionally girlfailing to the point where it circles around to being a way of life she enjoys. She's not stressed, lazy, anxious etc. She just likes being scum
>>561971153Going b in this game is far more punishing than other mobas because of the existence of box running. So you need an innate way to stay on the map in most cases, in addition to itemizing for it
>>561971412listen to the patrons talk about her wish and rethink your view of her
spirit vyper
>>561971391The seething is funny.It feels useful.It feels more skillful and goofy to kidnap someone and get them comboed by a walker or the fountain than it does to just walk up to them and hold M1 till they die.
Calico should've had Mina's hair
>>561971549She thinks she does, but she doesnt
>>561971212Heroes in green have built-in lifesteal/healing of some kind. Heroes in yellow buy lifesteal/healing as part of their meta core builds. Pixelated don't tend to buy healing of any kind
>>561971617Give Mina a long hime cut and you have a deal
>>561971418If you're low should you just buy extra regen / healing rite and run boxes until you're full instead of going back to fountain?You'll be out of lane longer, but you'll get dough for it.
>>561971235ivy wasn't a girlfailure until he beat mendoza being a girlfailure after that is kinda the whole reason she's on the ritual in the first place since she's a NEET and doesn't knows how to do anything besides vigilantismalso being a stupid teenager that commutes with the dead and an evil ass lich that is almost definitively trying to manipulate her is a clear case of failing at being a girlshe's also clearly unkempt and neglects school going by apollo dialogue i'll give you paige but i hate her for being a quirk chungus supermodel nerd
>>561971629the patrons can't see the subconcious wish someone has, or else Warden would be completely fucked
>>561971664>sinclaireUhhh, sinclaire buys lifestrike all the time?Fortitude is common on Doorman.
>>561971703Depends on how low you are. If you're so low that you can't safely run boxes and come back in time and get the healing minion to be theoretically risky to dive on, then you should just go b.If you can safely get healing minions then don't go b
>>561971843>sinclaire buys lifestrike all the time
>>561971731Using you logic I could argue Paradox is a girlfailure, or Vindicta is a girlfailure, or Mina is a girlfailure. You are just arbitrarily grabbing tiny elements of "girlfailure" and using just that as the entirety of their character.A teenager having magic lich powers is not a sign of "failing as a girl" in a fictional universe with magic liches in it.
>>561970164billy is more terminally retarded then failure but who cares.>>561970483>>girlfailures>ivySHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH>>561970816>paige is a shut inKYS secondary faggot
>>561971664Other mobas have fast travel systems to heal back in base and return to lane, even if it costs a cooldown or gold.In deadlock, you need a way to stay in the map, otherwise you'll either fall behind or lose your soul lead.It feels like sometimes the best play if you survive a lane fight with 1 hp is to kill yourself rather than going back, it's just faster.
>>561968520wait a minute, i don't think the catholic church hires people to be killers either
>>561972117>kill yourself rather than going backthey nerfed this like 6 months ago by adding +10s to your respawn timer if you die to a NPC. It's maybe still "faster" but it's much better to buy healing rite and boxrun because of the new minion heals too.
>To balance this hero we won't really change the kit in any interesting ways just add or subtract number until they feel balancedWauw
When are we getting a female Ixian character?
>>561971731Ivy can't be a girlfailure because she didn't fail in life. She basically wiped a crime syndicate and then didn't know what to do with her life so she tried her luck with a couple gigs.A real girlfailure is someone that didn't achieve shit, which excludes most of the cast.
>>561970139>0.06Is how much graves get per boon.>0.08Is how much ivy gets per boon.For reference silver gets 13.3 times as much per boon as graves and about 10 times as much as ivy, yet silverfags bitch and moan way louder then both ivy&gravesfags
>>561972294Cadence was supposed to be the first
>>561970749Rem's gun is good and his kit works fine regardless of build, yeah it's a meme but I had a game where my gun Rem could 1v1 the enemy Haze and it was hilarious.
>>561972294Granted but she's an ugly Karlach looking dyke
>>561972420Graves fags don't have to aim.Silver fags can't aim.Ivy fags laser heads, simple as.
>>561972264I understand that, but it feels so bad to spend your kill money on an item that will net you -400 souls on the long run.
>>561972420retardGOD
>>561972420What's the point of comparing a hero that's supposed to deal damage with her gun with two utility heroes that are supposed to deal damage with their spells lol
>>561972507Healing rite is the best item in the game. For 400 souls you literally buy yourself tempo and the ability to stay on the map and run boxes faster and more frequently. In the end it more than pays itself
>>561970296>This is the formidable 65% winrate gravesAmazing>>561971664>hollidayit's not unpopular to buy healing locket on holiday
I hate proplay niggers making half the cast fucking unplayable in the normal gamemode.
>enemy kelvin rushes shadow weave and runs straight to our base to proxy every wave>flames his team and says they care too much about their statlocker pages>later starts bragging about how this is his alt account he made to do troll buildsthe irony of saying your team cares too much about stats while you grief them with an alt, so your main's stats don't suffer for it, is not lost on methese faggots should be flayed alive btw
>>561972451what color?
>>561972736nooooproxy farm is the new secret chinese metayou're just mad he totally won the game and killed all of you after that
Why does Rem embracing you heal
>>561972681Everyone is strong and viable to rank up with right now except support heroes (unless you stack) and maybe Victor and Bebop
>>561972574The gun ivy fags would be hurt by this if they could read
Blue Ixians > red Ixians >>>>>>>>> black Ixians
>>561972830The game will hand you ranks even if you lose if you have enough healing statistic.Kelvin is free ranks if you can at least vaguely play him right.
>>561972912weakest ixian MALE > strongest human "male"
>>561972574Ivy is meant to do damage with her baseball bat.
>>561972912YOU SEE DAT SHITHEHEHEHEH
>>561969691Geist makes sure to keep his vagina smelling young and fresh.
>>561969691Smells like an egyptian tomb.
>>561973056This bligger would be turned into a cobalt battery by the Venator
>>561972420I posted that knowing I'd get retarded upplayers outing themselves. Pottery.
>>561972574>dirfter +0.62>warden +0.38>vyper +0.20>billy +0.18>Venator +0.27>haze +0.14You'll just find another excuse because you want silver to be buffed, even though none of you faggots play her anyways
>>561973469>He keeps goingKek, you can stop pretending to be retarded anon.
I will always hate Graves on principle, as well as Rem, and I hate the equivalents you can think of in competitive games with heroes like them. I cannot stand that every moba and heroslop game needs to shove in a few heroes that are basically made for people with disabilities, or women who need it to get boosted, to play with.At least with other heroes that are on the easier side they still have to play the same game as every one else. Heroes that require ZERO aim, ZERO macro skill and ZERO mechanics do not belong in a game where your skill is measured by how well you can do all three. Even fucking worse when you land on a patch where those heroes are strong.
>>561972829A hug heals the soul
>>561973469i'm not a silverfag, she's undoubtedly broken. but your arguments are retarded and you're hating for the wrong reasons
>>561973641trvke
>>561973641But anon, if women aren't catered to, then how will we get simps to buy $100 skins for their egirls?
>>561973641Mobas probably arent a genre for you
>>561973913People say the same thing about heroes like Yuumi albeit
>>561973641Crystal Maiden makes millions. That being said, who is the Crystal Maiden of Deadlock? Mina?
>>561974102Paige. CM is actually harder to play though
>>561973641Every MOBA since literally DoTA on WC3 has had characters with extremely low skill floors, anon.
what heroes should I build magic carpet on? I rarely see people use this item
>>561974102>>561973641The top selling skins are for sure going to be for Mina and Rem
>>561967817shoot perpendicular to the direction you want to me moving, unitive I know, and wait to shoot until you just almost or barely touch the ground. For the wall tech just alt fire and jump at the same until it works, eventually until you just get a feel for it
>>561974204Sinclair, Doorman (ult build), MoKrill
>>561974204It's because it's a total meme item, phantom strike or majestic leap are just better versions of it. That being said, the best heroes to get magic carpet on are Mo and Sinclair
>>561974204Abrams, Mo, and Sinclair are the only heroes you can buy it on and it won't be a complete and total meme.
>>561972667>>561971843>reading comprehension
>>561973641Yes, because shooting an enemy while stacking 2 slows and an immobilize/stun is so much more skillful than a beam that has the lowest gun range in the game.Every character is bullshit. That's the point of mobas.
>>561974485Yes
>>561974438>Pixelated don't tend to buy healing of any kindSir I think you need to check your reading comprehension.If an item that heals is common then that is tending to buy healing of a kind.
>>561974485>Yes, because shooting an enemy while stacking 2 slows and an immobilize/stun is so much more skillful than a beam that has the lowest gun range in the game.yeah
I only play Graves and the face that it makes m1gger nonies seethe only makes me want to play her harder
>>561974761troon coded
>>561974102>CMDang, that popular still? Isn't she like a Pos 5 that is pretty much suffering whenever Anti Mage so much is looking at her?
>>561974761I only play Sinclair and I support you on your quest
>>561974869Yeah, women and gooners still love playing her.
So many Deadlock streamers sound like their balls haven'f dropped yet.
I thought that because I enjoyed Silver I'd enjoy Abrams but he's so fucking unfun
>>561966228his combo is still there >press 2 in someone's general direction>you are now entitled to a 1200 damage combosuper wholesome and honest character my fellow redditchungus
Silver is a pure masochism to play.I feel like I need to put three times more effort to perform as good as I do on other heroes I play
once again i doubt anyone here likes fujogoreslop but im posting anyway https:// archiveofourown dot org/ works /81729296/
>Shoot enemy with gutshot>They tony hawk slide away from you>Now you're in gun falloff range while they spam their spirit on youYIKES
>>561975146strange take
>>561975447Maybe it's because my first ever match on him Yoshit decided to toss me into an Ascendant lobby
Mo&Krill is pure relaxation to play.I feel like I need to put three times less effort to perform as good as I do on other heroes I play
>>561975294His gutshot range is only 7 meters, just stay out of that range bro
>>561974869She's deceptively fun.
>>561975369ugh just get good ok shes s tier you know
>>561975572yeah they are literally no thoughts head emptyyou don't need to aim at all, think that much about your abilities/aiming them or even need to move tech spaz as much because you'll be in burrow a lot of the tims
>>561975559That could be it, but Abrams was the first character that was really fun for me so maybe im biased
>miserable to lane against>becomes completely useless lategamename a hero that falls off harder than bebop
>>561975984Doorman
>>561975369You simply need to hit all 3 bullets of your slam fire, that's easy.
>>561976398The bonus damage you deal from hitting all 3 is a literal placebo, it's barely anything.
>>561975984>miserable to lane againstI'll never understand this, it's the easiest lane you can face. His bombs and gun tickle during early game and you'd need to be a sitting duck for the hook to be a problem. Even if he pulls you under his guardian, they can't deal enough damage before you just dash away into safety. He'd need to pull you at least twice in a row to get you close to dying. If he uses the ult, you just walk behind cover and wait a bit.
>>561975984hook never falls off
>>561975984Bebop doesn't fall off because he never actually comes online, he's a ridiculously weak shit hero
>>561974869Pos 5 is fun to be honest.
>>561976474>it's barely anythingBecause you're not hitting all 3.
>>561976505Gun does 60dps which is totally fine and it's easy as fuck to hit head's with it constantly if anyone dares peak out.It's also the best weapon in the game, bar graves maybe, for last hitting.
>>561976735Good reading comprehension there lil brownie.
Does Yamato have any combos or I just land my abilities?
>>561976927Every weapon except maybe Paige is good for last hitting ever since they gave soul orbs a massive buffer that favors the last hitter.
>>561976474It's 8% of their health.
>>561955389Get LashEnemy team:>Pocket>Mina>Dynamo>Haze>Victor>KelvinGuess I'm never getting a Lash ult off on anyone but Victor.
how do I get better at lategame team fights? I do rather fine in lane but the moment everyone starts shitting out aoes and ccs I crap my pants and die
>>561975984Hook and ult are still a problem late game and tankbop is insanely fucking annoying even late in general
>>561977036You're still at the mercy of ping, distance, travel time and other shit. It's easy to lose an orb as say holliday vs yamato.Bebop has 0 issues, super easy to deny and last hit. Having the best gun for it is not nothing.Especially as people are bad at last hitting/denying at a lot of MMRs.
>>561977058Current health, which isn't a lot.
>>561977256It is as an opener. Easily over 100 extra damage.
>>561977146Buy more greens, real greens not stamina mastery
>>561977397Yeah that's not really a lot. Most heroes get way more damage for such an investment in a skill. Extremely overhyped skill, just like the hero.
>invisible assassin character>optimal way to player her is AFK farm until unstopp and then ultbotbravo yoshit
the real deadlock... was friendship all along...
>>561975429How do women become like this?What happened (or didn't happen) in your life?
>>561977530>Extremely overhyped skillHow would you even know? You cant land the shots
>>561977467I buy literally every single counter item and I still die instantly if somebody looks at me
>>561977770they do lots of things
>>561977754on a specific character or two or every one you play?
>>561977146If you have no inherent mobility skill buy stamina mastery and enduring speed every game.Add on a green based on what the enemy team is throwing out.If you feel good about your movement and not dying you can try to play with less mobility, get used to effeciently using your stamina and such.Its better to do 5% less damage and not die than stack purples and die every fight before you get to do anything.
Just had a game were three people on my team disconnected when we were 10k ahead at 18 mins, fuck this nigger game
>>561977732Early internet access and daddy issues no doubt. Still, at least she's doing something creative instead of making posts that might as well be AI generated.
how im feeling
>>561977747Yes I can. Are you projecting? At least try to argue, you're embarrassing.
>>561978052fail safe procedure to ensure your valve mandated loss, sorry chuddie
>>561977732i can separate fiction from reality and like imagining absurd scenarios because i'd never do anything like that in real life also i get bored at work and see dead animals frequently and since i think of victor 24/7 i get creative
>>561977036Silver's is actually the worst because you still can't reliably confirm your own last hit.
>>561975984take the punch pill
>mcginnis ult will sometimes spontaneously stop firing rockets and just not do anything
>>561978130I think the only ones that would have a preferred affiliation are Venator (canon) and Billy choosing Hidden King for the vibes
>>561978272>Bebop vs Lash duelKino...
>>561978272Parry scripters discourage me
>>561978326>Venator (canon)proofs? I don't pay attention to the intro lines
>>561978219Pretty sure they buffed her fire rate enough to fix that like a week after she released
>>561978326Archmother represents established power.Pocket aint going with that since Fairfax is that kind of power.Apollo, Mina and Geist would not be fucking slumming it for the Hidden King either. Haze is a literal glowy for the establishment
>>561977580If you want a roaming assassin character, play Calico. Just put a bag over her face.
Some times I get denied in lane because my timing is way off and then I throw the game
>>561969162>Because then they'd have to copiously explain why all the heroes aren't racist or intoleranThe game and lore would be significantly better if everyone was a racist.>>561972132They used to around 1000 years, all men btw.
>>561978762>1000 yearsmore like 200
>>561978668Just get a mod for Calico to change her appearance
>>561955389Yeah nothing quite relates to a good engage with zero fallowup. Besides dynamo most supports can just bail, with engage you just feed.
Today I will play gun Shiv.
>>561960742? In my experience it's always the most useless, worthless shitter on the team that is always the most toxic. The guy who leaves lane 1 and 5 or loses walker before sinners spawn is the biggest yapper, always
>>561979310I think like 3 gun items plus dashmaxx could be fun, plan to try that today instead of playing knives again
>>561979328sometimes you think maybe they just had a bad game or a bad streak of games but then you run into them in queue and realize they're like that every time i have to wonder how if like, if your ego is so large you genuinely believe it's your team's fault, how do you constantly come out of your games going 1-10 in lane and having the lowest impact and not at least just stop playing for the sake of your own ego
>>561960742gg dude
>>561968520Why don't we just remove all the characters who aren't men for realism?
>make an alt to play with a new fren without dragging them too high>sent to initiate>everyone on the team is actually communicating with pings and coordinatingwhat the fuck I've never had so much teamplay in a pub before
>>561979925InitiateGODS own /dlg/
>>561979925>nigger smurf unlucky enough to get a lobby full of other nigger smurfs
>shoot enemy that used fan to fly to rune>doesn't get stunnedIs there some """movement tech""" (bug abuse) you can use to avoid being stunned? Also why does getting stunned from the fan sometimes crater you straight down and other times you get to fly the full distance?
>>561978553Due to ping it's still unreliable.
>>561979998>he thinks smurfs bother using voice comms playing at 2000 ranks below their ownshaking my head tbdesu
>>561979998I didn't intend to smurf, we were both 0 matches at just ended up in initiate.I don't want to drag someone who's never played a MOBA or hero shooter before to my badge rank so they can just go fucking 0 and 14 and never want to play the game again.Also no one in the lobby felt particularly good at the game, other than coordination and teamplay. Their mechanics sucked.
>>561980231>nigger smurf dies in lane>starts rage pinging portraits never ever happened btw>>561980292filthy dog
They do lots of things!
>>561980486Rem's room in the hideout should have Saddam Hussein in it
https://x.com/MeleeCreepsDL/status/2038392273205940226Are we already in the phase of negro babble music videos?
>>561980432What in your life has made you so mad?
what characters is the egg specifically good for?
>Victor is based on a character made by a woman>women have LOVED the character he's based on for literal centuries>women LOVE Victor as well>yume, fujo, normie, it doesn't matterWhat is this phenomenon called?"Goonette"?
>>561980659>why are you against smurfing kek
>>561980757Abrams because you shouldn't play the game for the first 12 minutes anyway
>>561980630American team, please understand, their culture is centered around niggers
>>561980757characters that do 0 damage in lane like rem and ivy
>>561980757Victor.
>>561980630have been for a decade atp uncle
>>561980836Do you actually not know what smurfing is?
>>561980827>normieI highly doubt normie women are playing Deadlock, it's all lardass fujos and vtubers
>>561980169you have to donate to Yoshi's patreon before enemies get stunned from Fan and Zipline jumping
>>561980757i like it on kelvin seven victor
>>561981018>making a new account to play at lower ranks isnt actually smurfing you see uhh because.....
>>561981023Theyre on my tiktok feed posting mediocre clips (guys as well too)
>>561980827>Women are dumb and love dumb shit >more at 11
>>561981023unfortunately theres a small slice of normie foids who really love being dogshit at hero shooters, no matter the actual genre. I like to call it the "mercy effect"
NA streamers>omg did he just say the r-word?>I'm so sorry chat>trans women belong in women's sportsEU streamers>omg I hate playing with Russians>brb my cage is leakingRU streamers>BLYAT ASJIFSHSAJFHSAJKFHSJAFHJSAK>SAKLFSALFJSALKJFLSKAJFLSJAK>ASKFLSALFJSALFHSAJFHASK>KGDUSOIGDUSOGIJDSIO>ZZZZZZFJHDHFGJHDK>nahui blyatfuck man why is this category so bad for streams?
>>561981307>omg did he just say the r-word?>btw benjamin netanyahu anything i dislike is israeli or jeffrey epstein haha i love being safe edgy :Pi hate zoomers so much its unreal
>>561981307we are waiting patiently for our own tyler1
>promote to archon 1>have the worst match to date>lose>demote to emissary 6>every game has people who don't look at their map>12 game loss streak>always at least 1 feeder, often more>teams refuse to take mid boss>never push out lanes>demote to emissary 5fuck this matchmaking, half the time I feel like I'm playing with monkeys
>>561980827Don't forget about Drifter foidsThey are specifically portraying him as faggot for some reasonCan't imagine what STDs he is carrying
Ascendant 3 lobby btw
>>561981405>hes an evil murdering rapist but he wouldnt do that to me (only sometimes haha) because im different
>>561981307>NA streamers>>omg did he just say the r-word?>>I'm so sorry chat>>trans women belong in women's sportsSomeone posted a clip here a bit back of Deathy fumbling to report somebody for being named AH, because clearly that must mean Adolf Hitler!>>561981372Safe edgy people are despicable and spineless
>>561981395are u me >>561968203
>>561981372Don't forget calling everyone and everything a pedo
>>561981518>implying that foids wouldn't want to get rapedrape is their biggest sexual fantasy
>>561981518you say that but most of drifter fanfics on ao3 is him eating the girl alive and sometimes raping herif i didnt like victor so much i'd write drifter gorerapeslop too
>>561981215Smurfing is intentionally lowering your rank to grief upon lowbies and feel good about yourself.Smurfing is making an alt and intentionally doing bad to get put in seeker and then roflstomp for 100 matches before the matchmaking wakes up and moves you to alchemist.Reseting your ELO is not smurfing, especially if you use it to try shit builds or new heroes and fuck about. Any half decent rank finding system should not instantly send you to the shittiest tier ever. I thought we'd end up playing arcanist or something at least.ELO resets are also not foreign to online multiplayer games. It used to not be uncommon to do rank resets and have everyone replace.
>>561981381isn't that just metro?
>>561981485objectives are pointless. if you lose the first team fight the game is already lost I fear, might as well afk
>>561981372I was already mad when I made my post and you made me more mad.>unalive>pdf>ahh because we're too retarded to say ass>you're spiritually Israeli
>>561980757I like getting egg after or during lane on mcginnis because she's a useless fucking chungus outside of ult anyway so you don't lose much getting it. I always sell it when it hits 1350/1500 though and then if I want I'll buy a new one after.
>>561981629>delusional nigger cope babble
>>561981551sure sounds similar, I'm just tired man
>>561981831Did someone hurt you by being better in one of your lobbies?
>>561981532>Someone posted a clip here a bit back of Deathy fumbling to report somebody for being named AH, because clearly that must mean Adolf Hitler!how? they literally all repeat that shit about everybody being Hitler and everything being a hate crime because of vegas.
>>561981789>unalive >pdf>ahh because we're too retarded to say assIt's more like "they're so mindbroken by tiktok censorship that it changed how they speak"
>>561981307what kind of cage? an egg farm thing?
>>561981656no I dont think anybody likes metro
>>561981887I think it's because the game refuses to derank people so they get stuck at the lowest bracket, griefing our games.
>>561980757Everyone's already said the obvious like supports and soul hungry characters like Seven and Victor, so I'll chip in and mention Shiv. A common strat for him is to get egg as him and then sell it the moment it gives you enough souls to get decay (3200 item) so you can passively build rage up
>>561981307Russians are the best but sadly you need to understand russian.
>>561981656t1 is actually decent at his game.
>>561981656Tyler1 was funny, metro is just a gay german faggot, homo3
>>561982146probably a big part of it but as somebody who primarily plays support, this feels even more brutal, my impact feels somewhat limitedno point complaining though, will be wishing us both luck anon
>>561982396I thought people considered him to be one of the least mechanically skilled top rank players, he's just known for flaming people and getting banned.
>>561982396>>561982480I'll be honest I didn't care for tyler1 at all until the hardcore wow classic bullshit happened because I found it incredibly funny seeing a bunch of streamers who have never played the easiest game fo all time getting own zoned.
>>561981672deadlock is like the play safe under tower meme but actually real because other than mid boss you don't have anything to do around the map really other than farm your boxes and camps if the wave is pushed, making sure you have more area to do so or at least stopping them from having more is all that matterswow they're taking the urn, a whopping single wave of value for each player of their team, taking a walker is doing to give you more souls than the first urn, if they don't do it at 10min and let is sit there with that base value even worseif someone stupid enough to die in lane that much is going to be of any value is another matter
https://gamebanana.com/mods/664779this graves mod triggered all the normies
>>561981656metro is nowhere even remotely as toxic as tyler1 but T1 is also legit funny. metro is just a sperg rage baby
>>561983021Faggots kept moaning about>busywork>i feel like playing is a job!so now instead of having anything to do they get to wander around hitting boxes, spamming crouch at enemy players and ERPing in all chat
>>561983057what is the catch?does it add QoS tattoo somewhere?
>>561983021>stopping them from having more is all that mattersall a walker does it give you somewhere to fall back to that is safe, but it really isnt that unless its the last one standing. And even then it isnt + if they are pushing your last walker the multiple people pushing it will ignore it to kill you unless your whole team was hitting waves there with you at the time. they are cosmetic
>>561983245no it just makes her look older and more conventionally attractive and that triggers normies because the only deadlock skin mods allowed are ones that turn white people into niggers
>>561983057are these normies in the room with us now?
>>561983304>because the only deadlock skin mods allowed are ones that turn white people into niggersthat's based
objectives that give dedicated slots for valve mandated counter items when
>>561983304Older women are not more attractive.
>>561983057https://gamebanana.com/mods/663638funny how there is 0 complains about this mod just because it's "le feet xd"
>>561982612His Draven was insane back when he was younger he heavily relies on macro these days because he's an old man now
hi guys gonna give deadlock a try later how do i make sure i don't get flamed
>>561983608Play street brawl
>>561983608play with bots
>>561983608Play 10 bot matches before you play a real gameWatch at least 2 hours of YouTube videos going over the basics of how the game works, macro and the likeIf you're bad at aiming, pick someone like Drifter or Billy or Mo & Krill
>>561983608Do NOT play Street Brawl, it will only teach you bad habits
>>561983552just a different era, people learned how to play.like in early dota it was considered a crazy play to shift queue your blink after channeling epicenter on sand king.arteezy became famous for... being able to farm...
>>561983608what they said plus buy extra regen first item always, dont have big ego
>>561983263I agree they're extremely weak and do no damage to anything unless they stun them or sit you on their fire but you shouldn't just let them take your or stop taking theirs, specially for just an urn
>>561983928nta but are there any other good items to buy that pros generally don't since they're well good at the game and i'm not? stuff that helps me just lane better or do stuff better and so on
>tfw noticing a lot more people actively jungling and box farming lately in archon>tfw also noticing that people are actively choosing not to manage lanes properly anymore and not only BROOOOOOOL but also JOOOOOOOOONGLE and BOOOOOOOOOOOOXFARM insteadsigh... i fucking hate being a lanejanny so much bros
>>561980757I think you only get it if the lane is clearly fuckedIt works on the hardcore heal bitches but even then, getting a gun item or getting spirit stuff faster and going aggro will probably do more than the egg will in the long run
>>561984362>>561984362>>561984362>>561984362
>>561980182Retarded post
>metro spent 3 months in the US fucking a troon>he then went back to germany and boosted "her" up to Eternus 1Huh... Krauts sure are wierd...
>>561981572>calling a character a pedo character is ok>calling a character a rapist character is not
is the quake dot the superior crosshair in this game?I always had the tiny lines with dynamic turned off in cs, with no center dot, but I see a lot of people playing with just the quake dot and no lines.
>>561984164I dont feel like there are disparity it item purchases like that. Greens that solve a problem for shitlow solve the same problem at higher ranks, maybe just less often. reactive barrier for instance is good at any rank against a bepop/abrams/venator/etc
>>561981405>portraying him as faggot for some reasonShhhhhh!
>>561983057>>561983535I will now play your autoaim no skill hero.
>>561986085No bro, she takes skill, you need to know, uh macro and movement, bro.
>>561974204Lash, if you suck
>>561971664It's very common to see rite on support vindictas, especially because they almost always upgrade into rescue beam
