[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/vg/ - Video Game Generals


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1774870776271599.jpg (422 KB, 1600x2302)
422 KB
422 KB JPG
Domestic Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/03-25-2026-update.121766/

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki/
>Collection of useful character builds
https://deadlockmeta.com/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Competitive News
https://edl.gg/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>561898804
>>
File: 1774860429363057.png (40 KB, 640x640)
40 KB
40 KB PNG
Sex with The Lash
>>
File: 71.png (628 KB, 489x862)
628 KB
628 KB PNG
>>
File: minors.jpg (366 KB, 1463x2048)
366 KB
366 KB JPG
>>561984564
>>
File: 1770475931256895.png (1.2 MB, 1274x797)
1.2 MB
1.2 MB PNG
>abrams player is horrible at the game
>his wraith teammates starts running it down my lane
>go to his lane instead
>he will not leave his t2 even to get free souls
>have to 1v2 because hes basically afk
>just decide to sit in spawn
>bored for the next 20 minutes now
what should i do?
>>
File: stats.png (1.32 MB, 2120x1095)
1.32 MB
1.32 MB PNG
Why the fuck did I get MVP over Infernus? Does it weight objective damage that heavily?
>>
See why would I sweat my ass on Apollo and still lose when I can roll my face on my keyboard as Geist and win?
>>
>>561984564
honestly most gravesmods are kinda ass, I only like bikini one but it has really goofy shoes (and I'm not a big fan of bikini, either give her clothes or make her naked outright)
>>
File: graves.jpg (170 KB, 1920x1080)
170 KB
170 KB JPG
>>561984621
This. So. Much. This.
Just look at those stick legs, she's well below the weight of consent for fucks sakes!
>>
I want to rape REM
>>
File: 1774647618047415.png (1.06 MB, 2000x2000)
1.06 MB
1.06 MB PNG
>metro spent 3 months in the US fucking a troon
>he then went back to germany and boosted "her" up to Eternus 1
Huh... Krauts sure are wierd...
>>
File: bYAEa2rk.png (523 KB, 555x664)
523 KB
523 KB PNG
>>
>>561984621
am I having a stroke or too esl but "minor-coded post minors" doesn't make any sense
>fuck
I don't think you can a drawing so thanks for making anything I do with graves perfectly moral
>>
>>561984626
Try killing yourself
>>
File: file.png (792 KB, 1582x835)
792 KB
792 KB PNG
tell me with a straight face that my talent isn't wasted on these subhumans I get paired up with
>>
>>561985124
you play doorman. i wish the worst for you.
>>
They should buff Silver.
>>
File: 1774888700527.jpg (167 KB, 1206x850)
167 KB
167 KB JPG
>>561984362
Who was in the wrong here?
>>
>>561984626
Go into your medicine cabinet and take every single pill at once
>>
>>561984626
>get to solo farm wave extremely early as an ult bot that doesnt come online for a while
thank him for his service
>>
>>561985075
>"minor-coded post minors"
It's supposed to be ironic, making fun of people who think you can't have sex with someone that's 18-25 because they're literally children
>>
>>561984634
I think it weighs late game activities higher. Maybe you did more objective damage or kills right before the end. Or your ult helped wipe enemy team
>>
>>561984621
All women are minor coded.
>>
>>561984626
>>have to 1v2 because hes basically afk
Of course the Haze player doesn't understand that not only do guardians not matter, but if you're by yourself in lane you get double the souls because you're not splitting them with anybody
>>
>>561985075
It's a joke in the vein as 20-something teenager.
>>
>>561985226
Holliday Silver only beat her up because she was about to fight the Troubadour and would've gotten killed
>>
File: AATeG0.jpg (59 KB, 902x508)
59 KB
59 KB JPG
>>
>>561985124
>tankbuster
You're retarded, sorry pal
>>
I still want that Yakuza boss as a hero I hope they're still adding
>>
>>561985617
They added her to the game 7 moons ago lil bro
>>
>>561984634
>Gun Rem
Dude who the fuck started this meme seriously, did some eceleb make a video about how LE BROKEN OP it is or something? I see this constantly now and they never pop off
Anyways you and Fern are real niggas, dragging your retard team into victory
>>
>>561985617
rework coming soon as well as good balance patch, objectives new and rework, draft yadda yadda
>>
>>561985684
>>561985712
No this guy
https://deadlock.wiki/The_Boss
>>
File: 1753127007573672.png (212 KB, 1620x290)
212 KB
212 KB PNG
>>561985114
>>561985229
>>561985234
>>561985443
they were both running it, abrams only stopped running it so i'd die
wraith did not manage to do any more player damage after lane because i still had more when the game ended
they also thought i was "macroing" in spawn because i ulted them when they respawned LMAO
>>
>>561985686
Building a support as a carry has been an (unfunny) meme in every moba
>>
>>561984634
>hybrid rem with trophy collector
kill all remiggers
>>
>>561984841
I agree, that's so hot.
>>
File: 1774888984136.jpg (200 KB, 1440x1920)
200 KB
200 KB JPG
>Very match up dependant
>Very team dependant
>Very item dependant
>Very time sensitive (need to finish the game before 30 minutes, otherwise becomes even more useless than usual)
>Very easy to shoot down in mid game
>Very easy to deal with in late game
>Ult is extremely situationall and can't be realized most of the time
>does significantly better when has a pocket support or there's a real tank/beefy initiator on the team
Playing Silver in solo queue is like rolling dice at a disadvantage. You really should only play her with friends and premades.
>>
>>561985801
Why didn't you post abrams stats
>>
>>561985801
you are in pisslow and a retarded nigger with a big head, things will not get better for you I fear
>>
File: img.jpg (495 KB, 1384x2048)
495 KB
495 KB JPG
Sex with Venator
>>
>>561985936
>>Very match up dependant
>>Very team dependant
>>Very item dependant
>>Very time sensitive (need to finish the game before 30 minutes, otherwise becomes even more useless than usual)
>>Very easy to shoot down in mid game
>>Very easy to deal with in late game
>>Ult is extremely situationall and can't be realized most of the time
>>does significantly better when has a pocket support or there's a real tank/beefy initiator on the team
This can describe like 70% of the cast, you're not special silvertroon
>>
File: 1750726132663246.jpg (3.07 MB, 1800x2760)
3.07 MB
3.07 MB JPG
>>561985936
She's fun when ganking gay nigger hypercarries who think they can just afk farm.
That's a nice 1k+ bag seven I'll take it.
>>
>>561984998
Is this actually true though?
>>
File: smug2.jpg (42 KB, 918x719)
42 KB
42 KB JPG
>>561984395
Troon post.
>>
>>561986145

>This can describe like 70% of the cast
Yeah, and the other 30% actually get picked lmao
>>
>>561984737
>going to shop in the middle of a teamfight
kek
>>
How many years did Vyper spend in the can?
>>
File: 1767314010155287.png (32 KB, 1105x63)
32 KB
32 KB PNG
>>561985979
i just wanted to post mine and wraith's we were just 2 spots apart
abrams did okay later even doe he never stopped running it down
>>561986027
yah im a ritualist pisslow. im playing the game to have fun, and sometimes pissing off your teammates and messing around when the enemy team has a giant lead is more fun than "playing it out" for the next 30 minutes lol
>>
>>561986339
>silvertroon so hurt by being called a troon constantly xhe just starts mindlessly repeating it thinking it has any effect on a normal person
>>
Give me an OP Vyper build.
>>
>>561984737
It's weird that she has 3 charges of suck without extra/rapid recharge.
>>
>>561985936
Dude she's S tier though just hit your slam fire shots get good ok?
>>
File: 1774623902856085.png (902 KB, 1071x1019)
902 KB
902 KB PNG
>>561985037
dey can try ta fite back but it wont mattah
>>
>>561986447
>taking 20 seconds to let regen work and buy her 2nd biggest power spike in the game
>>
Is torment pulse a meme now?
>>
>>561986631
It's because when she gets lifesteal charges she can cast it on multiple people at once
>>
File: m9lbcU.jpg (568 KB, 1535x1599)
568 KB
568 KB JPG
>>
Vyper 2 is so fucking retarded. Should be a quickcast because aiming it is janky as fuck.
>>
>>561986759
silence wave is better in almost every conceivable way
>>561986637
>just hit your abilities
crazy how this is too big a hurdle for silvertroons
>>
FOR THE DJINN
>>
>>561986759
No, it's always in my top 4 damage sources if I'm playing a spirit frontliner
>>
>>561986936
>silver upplayer is too retarded to grasp basic satire
>>
Is billy honest
>>
>>561986309
Yes. Eskay.
>>
>>561987045
>raped and gaped by an 800 item
yeah
>>
>>561985936
Take the spirit silver pill. You play as a bursty assasin late game instead of a punching bag. 553031. People really gonna stop pretending she's good with oranges when she has one of the shittiest scalings in the game, wolf claws tickle and slamfire does 500 more damage with her core oranges.
>>
>>561986759
i win a lot as yamato without it, it just feels like a waste of money unless you really need escalating exposure procs way later
>>
>>561987045
He's the most honest hero in the game since he is cucked by a 800 item
>>
>parry animation ends
>melee
>get parried anyway
Just delete this fucking retarded nigger mechanic from the game
>>
>>561986954
actually embarrassing that this fuck hasn't been hotfix nerfed
>>
>>561986473
>The silver upplayer never elaborates, he just spergs out like a troon.
Troon behaviour.
>>
>>561986891
>i eat boys plays in the background
>>
>>561986891
art made by a self-inserting tranny
>>
>>561987273
They are already in Hawaii lil bro, we will get a new patch, and some new brainlessly OP niggerass characters, in like 6 weeks
>>
>>561987273
What, Celeste existing? I agree.

I also think Mirage needs to get gutted though, he's so boring to play against, and automatically wins lane just by existing.
>>
>>561986891
This image was brought to you by: a self hating tranny(which will never be a woman)
>>
>>561987284
Silver upplayers are mentally ill, yes.
>>
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>
>>561986954
>>561987273
I have that Arab as my banned character yet he's in every single game I'm in, always on the enemy team, meanwhile the characters banned for that game are shit like Victor and Paradox
>>
dogshit balance deadgame
>>
>>561984564
you know this person is mentally ill when even some woke retards are telling them to stop in the comments
>>
File: d4a6c.png (641 KB, 651x700)
641 KB
641 KB PNG
this is the guy that doms you in your games btw
>>
>>561988102
I could already tell from the pfp
>>
>>561987113
>>561987164
what item
>>
>>561987797
the other day i had a game where the banned characters were rem and holliday and i was completely flabbergasted by that like why
>>
File: 1757772616131305.png (49 KB, 753x853)
49 KB
49 KB PNG
Am I glad he's king in there, and that we're out here,
and that he's the sheriff, and that we're king out here and that we're in there,
and I just remembered we're out here.
What I want to know is, where's Kelvin?
I spent way to long on this stupid fucking joke
>>
File: Illustration40.png (56 KB, 1317x789)
56 KB
56 KB PNG
i love victor
>>
>>561988102
>actually tranny telling a guy who makes a nude skin for a 17 year old(SHE'S A LITERAL CHILD YOU SICK FUCK) to stop
yeah, a true paragon of virtue
>>
>>561987273
Celeste grossly misplayed that engagement at every point.
>>
>>561985124
>cheat death
>tankbuster
>>
File: M5Ww.jpg (624 KB, 4096x2897)
624 KB
624 KB JPG
>>
>>561988192
rebuttal
>>
how do people manage a 20k soul lead regardless if they're winning or losing?
is it superior farming routes? bag claiming?
>>
Can't wait for Valve to finally buff towers to do literally anything and to kill this over aggressive death ball/snow ball meta
>>
>>561988145
this is how I imagine Rem players
>>
>>561988443
Solo taking walkers, and feeding on shitters
>>
>>561988350
Doorman's like one of the few characters that can actually make use of cheat death, if he has a door ready to go that is
>>
>>561988256
im talking about people telling the troon to stop
>>
>>561988443
its dying on repeat, basically just afking in spawn for however long your death timer is, and even if you're super behind it'll still be pretty long later on
>>
>>561988521
coming soon haha
>>
File: HEqwgIWWMAAu5RB.jpg (171 KB, 1095x844)
171 KB
171 KB JPG
>>
>>561988338
mirage whiffed 75% of his shots
>>
any proof theyre in hawaii rn?
>>
>>561988565
I clutched a game with sinclair because of cheat death. If it procs it doesn't interrupt any channeled spells you are currently using. In this case I had a 4/5 man blackhole under our patron that went full duration because I didn't die to the Mina I missed. Kinda surprised I don't see more late game Dynamos grab it
>>
>>561988747
those glasses really hide her caterpillar eyebrows huh
>>
>>561988521
What's that? You want an actual pick/ban phase and a map rework? Got it, 6 more quirk chungus Tumblr characters coming right up!
>>
File: 69c92e5e8594b.jpg (819 KB, 2560x1440)
819 KB
819 KB JPG
>>561988861
yeah
>>
>>561988816
And had a big soul lead on Celest and Celest didn't use her ult, or bring help.
>>
>>561988861
>>561988962
big eyebrow girls are cute simple as.
>>
>>561987797
>>561988196
Metaslaves that play OP characters ban shitty characters nobody gives a fuck about in hopes of getting their meta character easier
>>
>>561988338
Celeste literally can't misplay, that's the point of her character. She can dive you with zero consequence and win
>>
Echo shard should be removed or reworked, it's a cool idea but in practice it means any ability with CC is made as cancer as possible and then Yoshi has to try and nerf it with echo shard in mind
>>
>>561984164
A lot of pro builds skip enduring speed for stamina mastery. Sometimes even neither.
I'd recommend both or just enduring speed for a noob.

You're gonna get a lot more value out of base movement speed increases than stamina until you become a schizo.
Just greens in general.
>>
>>561988252
wtf you cant kill him he just heals
>>
Never playing Viscous again. Literally deals negative damage to the enemy for hitting 5 punches and splatter
>>
>>561989079
This is because I double rabbited you and punched you to death isn't it.
>>
File: 1749073309729900.jpg (100 KB, 1708x1280)
100 KB
100 KB JPG
Competitive fags want to kill yet another game, am I understanding this correctly?
>>
>>561989125
i think unless you buy fury trance stamina mastery is just always better
>>
>>561988252
Victor bros, your dispel magic?
>>
>>561988816
he only needs to hit 4 shots thoughbeit
>>
>graves is worthless and feeding but because she gets her ult every like 30 seconds shes able to push our lanes and walkers CONSTANTLY
this is absurdly garbage what are they thinking? Her ult should be like 200 seconds now this is dumb
>>
>>561989267
You can blame Valve for making him meta for no reason earlier this month just to nerf him into oblivion
>>
>>561989304
grok replace the noodles with strings of cum
>>
>>561989382
New players / pisslow players are terrible at using their stamina. Going faster and being more resistant to slows is way better.
Over extra stamina you're paying 2400 to get 6% recovery, 1 stam bar and 23% dash distance.

Juggernaut is also a good item, which enduring goes into.
>>
>>561989442
they dont know the item exists
>>
>>561989467
>he can't janny lanes or just punch it
inb4 it's the quantum graves schizo again where she is simultaneously always defending her tombstone, and pushing another lane and in a teamfight all at once.
>>
File: 1774782276214805.png (38 KB, 1512x46)
38 KB
38 KB PNG
im getting raped bros
>>
>>561989454
>despite low magazine size mina's gun does great damage on top of love bites (that permanently increases her ult's damage and not just the next one)
>mirage has a guaranteed at least 100 damage on you if he sees you for even a split second, if he stacks it even worse
>wraith charges her cards at the same rate no matter the distance as long as she's hitting a hero she can stack even if the actual bullets are dealing 2 damage each
>infernus needs 800 shots to stack afterburn on anyone not point blank and the time refresh is also affected by damage falloff meaning you're not doing much with it without ult and flame dash, at that point just build dashfernus

making him a caster already
>>
>>561988819
They go every year, why would this year be different?
>>
>>561984998
giwtwm
celestebro and silverbro btw
>>
>>561989442
>>561989823
victor is so item hungry to start doing barely acceptable damage and the way he plays by being in the enemy's face, dispell magic just doesn't work on him
i have tried it and it doesn't help at all. also experimented with blood tribute and it's a meme item. there's just no way to play him right now
>>
File: 1766554472778538.png (49 KB, 377x225)
49 KB
49 KB PNG
This general will unironically tell you these people are worth your time.
>>
>>561989869
>just punch it
you're so stupid she can place it at her walker and it'll come all the way down just shut up and actually play the game instead of shitposting here all day
>>
File: 1774156668833145.png (651 KB, 642x964)
651 KB
651 KB PNG
>>561989959
are you new to the game? I typed out a whole message with advice but I dont want to sound condescending to a fellow shivbro if it was just a bad game
>>
yup its the graves schizo again
>>
>>561990432
im new to shiv i have 200 hours in
>>
>>561989692
I did a timetrial in sandbox. 8 seconds with extra stam + enduring, 8 seconds for stamina mastery, to run from gym to the opposing wall. Couple runs all about the 7-9 second mark, but usually 8 with either item setup.
Stamina used to dash forward whenever possible, sliding out of the dash didn't really make a meaningful difference.
>>
>>561990404
>the graves minions marked on the map walked all the way from their walker to your walker and you didn't do anything about it and this is a problem
Why aren't you bitching about Rem he's a million times worse? No map marker, better push, 100% uptime.
>>
>>561989692
i would say Stamina Mastery is a must-buy for anyone halfway decent at schmoovement and will outpace boots at virtually every stage
it's not just about moving fast; it also has to do with how slippery you can be and how much air control/verticality you gain
boots are undoubtedly that ideal item for someone learning tho
>>
>>561990518
iad? edge boosting? wall jumps?
>>
>>561990654
I did DO IT THATS THE PROBLEM YOU MORON every like 40 seconds she can send zombies that we have to janny its not bad its UNFUN and stupid and annoying READ PLEASE
>>
>>561990482
IMO (i have no factual data beyond glancing at numbers) i like to skip extra/improved spirit entirely until I can afford boundless in one go, because at that point it might not be the best buy and you have an extra slot/1600 souls to work with earlier. If you dont like and/or arent hitting knives you can delay the extra recharge upgrage and wait to buy EE in total because tho it is super good mystic vuln just doesnt seem worth if you are dying a lot in early/mid game. Doing those things lets you dashmaxx sooner, buy better and more greens on him, and by the time you can buy big ticket items you might not even want to spec heavy into knives anymore. Witchmail goated as well
>>
>>561990687
>>561990679
I'm talking about in the case of a complete noob that does not know how to schmoove yet and is trying to learn the game. Boots into Enduring is going to just make them generally faster, with no effort, even if / when they misuse all their stamina and help them against any of the 2 niggerillion CC effects in the game.

IAD, edgeboosting and walljumps don't really factor in.
>>
>>561990518
case in point, it's not super worth on a new player who isnt good at using dashes
game is also not 2d
>>
>>561990943
>i like to skip extra/improved spirit entirely until I can afford boundless in one go
Same here, 15% spirit power is a massive buff compared to just some extra spirit power
>>
>>561990993
Without mantle boosts, edgeboosts, wall jumps, dash jumps and other tranny techniques don't think the route actually makes much of a difference if it's a straight line or not.
>>
>>561990943
also buy enchanters early
>>
ShivGAWDS never forget, we run this shit...
>>
>>561990993
you could also say superior stam builds bad habits on new players
>>
>>561991663
>get hit by a single Shiv dagger
>take 1k damage over the next 20-30 seconds
i should've bought dispel magic and stayed out of his infinite range
>>
File: file.png (234 KB, 1276x182)
234 KB
234 KB PNG
The fuck you are supposed to do when paired with retarded subhuman niggerfaggots like this? Fucking Apollo and Warden 11/0 in first 10 fucking minutes. Thanks Yoshi for always pairing me with the biggest subhuman nigger failed abortion wastes in existence.
>>
>>561991908
I think having more to work with and faster regen can give more opportunities to apply stamina, and learn how to use it.
It's probably bad to become dependent.

But also I think half the playerbase would rope themselves if stamina mastery was removed and they couldn't perform as many chinese movement tricks.
>>
which hero SHOULD buy Tankbuster?
>>
as much fun as I have playing rem, it truly is suffering
>drifter tries to 1v1 victor in double sinners, gets annihilated in maybe 5 seconds somehow, asks me why I didn't ult through the wall when I wasn't even in range until second 3 out of 5
>teamfight in mid, geist in back at 50%, stuff myself up her ass planning to bounce around
>she jumps on the zipline and leaves
>another teamfight, silver low health, jump on her
>can't bounce around to heal or shield or curse because she's hiding behind a wall and blocking sight
if I am matched with people somehow even more retarded than me I am truly helpless, support is suffering, I should go back to pillowmaxxing
>>
>>561992024
>The fuck you are supposed to do when paired with retarded subhuman niggerfaggots like this?
We already went over this countless times... just take the state mandated loss. Want to leave earlier ? Accelerate by throwing, your mates won't even be able to tell you going to do sinners with no vision while the enemy has rejuv is retarded (they'll maybe even try to save you !).
>>
File: 1772874801551691.jpg (39 KB, 736x736)
39 KB
39 KB JPG
>>561992024
man plays first team game ever, is shocked when the quality of his team effects the outcome
>>
>>561992024
Show the items. You did buy slowing hex didn't you?
If you didn't its entirely your fault your team lost.
>>
>>561992246
>dude a 1600 item totally would completely reverse a match with 11/0 apollo and warden who are literally impossible to gank because of how fed they are

this is the retardation of people ITT
>>
File: 1750810338164326.png (162 KB, 1024x590)
162 KB
162 KB PNG
post all of your rem pics
>>
File: 1760573872143428.png (746 KB, 1000x1000)
746 KB
746 KB PNG
>>561992246
Stop posting retarded drivel like this. Slowing Hex or really any other counter item that isn't 6.4k will do jack shit to stop someone with a 10k soul lead on you.
>>
Rich and classy vampire or Poor and trashy werewolf?
>>
>pick Vindicta
>can't aim to save my life
>zero kills with ulti

But still win since you can just max birds/stake first, build alchemist's fire and shoot regularly since basic shots are easy to land with High-Velocity Rounds.

>>561992148

Anyone that builds spirit, deals burst damage and faces high health heroes.
>>
File: 1752103859963891.png (521 KB, 624x750)
521 KB
521 KB PNG
>>561992338
>>
>>561992397
>>561992317
But it turns off 3/4 of his abilities.
You can't kill him in the 1.3 seconds he's slowing hexed and you're not stunned by riposte when he can't use any of 3/4 of his abilities?
>>
>>561985124
don't listen to em king, tankbuster is actually good on doorman
>>
>>561991912
>he doesnt buy it every single game in this meta
could not be me!
>>
>>561992338
REMMMMMM MY CHUNGY WUNGY
>>
>>561992024
Reminder it's always the enemies fault. Stop blaming teammates
>>
>>561985124
Disarming hex?
Divine barrier?
Silence wave even?
Why is no one on your team building actives to kill the graves and not die to the gaping pocket axe wound?
>>
File: 1773423420397571.png (24 KB, 1844x1140)
24 KB
24 KB PNG
>>561992338
>>
>>561990885
>nooo I have to manage lanes in the lane pushing games
owg is down the hall if you just want to brawl

Also why moan about graves and not Rem, he's way worse for this
>>
>Lose because my team has zero carries meanwhile the enemy has Haze/Graves/Venator
I don't get the matchmaking sometimes man
>>
>>561985124

You could've bought curse into the Graves you know.
>>
>>561988576
my mistake
>>
>>561993027
Please understand there's not enough characters to have a draft mode. It would have no variety because ummm because.
>>
>>561986891
God prime Megan Fox was hot shame she can't act for shit
>>
>>561993234
>It would have no variety
unlike the games now kekw fuck yoshitcuckniggerfaggot
>>
File: 1774894069417.jpg (616 KB, 3000x3000)
616 KB
616 KB JPG
>People really gonna stop pretending she's good with oranges when she has one of the shittiest scalings in the game, wolf claws tickle and slamfire does 500 more damage with her core oranges.
How exactly spirit build fixes these problems? We live in the gun meta, spirit damage falls off by the late game, and spirit is also easier to build resists to.
>>
https://poal.me/bcp7nr
https://poal.me/bcp7nr
https://poal.me/bcp7nr
https://poal.me/bcp7nr
>>
>>561993493
You don't build pure orange but Stalker + Express + Toxic is a good combo
Toxic does so much damage in wolf form, most of the time I get my wolf refreshes from it.
>>
Punching needs a rework. So many times it felt like i got hit by awkward sliding punch from 2 kilometers away but sometimes i can't punch someone next to me because they stand in stairs a bit above me
>>
the ability to parry should be locked behind rebuttal, but the deadlock community isnt ready for this thermonuclear trvth supernova yet
>>
File: file.png (414 KB, 1380x181)
414 KB
414 KB PNG
4 losses in a row and this is the game i get next, thanks Yoshi you subhuman nigger
>>
>>561993328
tbf you don't watch Jennifer's Body for the acting
except for that one scene
>>
>>561993493
>we live in the gun meta
peak delusion
>>
>>561993497
we already have bans you fucking stupid head
>>
>>561993493
Doesn't matter what you build on her, she's trash regardless. Spirit is just another cope.
>>
File: file.png (203 KB, 967x316)
203 KB
203 KB PNG
Also funny thing. I had 5 wins in a row but my Arcanist V rank didn't fucking budge but now that i lose i instantly get bumped down LMAO fix your retarded matchmaking Valve you niggerfaggots.
>>
>>561994091
and somehow my banned character is present in every game curious
>>
File: EE.png (83 KB, 200x200)
83 KB
83 KB PNG
>>561993493
>spirit damage falls off by the late game
KEKAROO
>>
>>561993493
You build utility spirit items retardo
Silence Wave
Duration
Cooldown (If game goes turbo long)
90% of what she buys either way is greens
>>
>>561993493
>gun meta
If there was a metal skin for spirit damage compfags would lose their minds
>>
>>561984467
calm down bebop
>>
File: Rebuttal.png (57 KB, 200x200)
57 KB
57 KB PNG
Everybody heavy melees nonstop in shitlow. If you are in shitlow and want to escape, buy rebuttal
>>
>>561993493
She's shit late game because she has no scaling.
If you use my spirit build you still do very good damage late game even against resists, and you can do a better job of hunting the squishier targets. You are also not completely cucked by disarm and metal skin.
>>
>playing apollo
>30 seconds in
>sinclair dies and spams team chat "nigger bot vindicta dog whore retard fucking ape"
>goes to my lane (that's going fine so far)
>rapes our souls
>even when my lane partner warden rotates the enemy lash and pocket are over 1k ahead of me and 2k head of Sinclair
>just snowballs out of control where I can't do anything because I'm perma behind on Apollo and lasb and pocket can just dive me over and over
Fuck you sinclair
>>
>>561993758
Only if there's a bigger version of rebuttal so you don't have to carry around a T1 item forever.
And remove counterspell.
>>
>played pocket for the first time
>had fun
I don't really get how it works, though. At first I though you're supposed to start always with 1 since it amplifies your damage, but I ended up using it always last after jumping in and ulting. Also, I have no idea what to buy other than warp stone and any spirit damage item I can find
>>
Slamfiring my semen into Silver's womb
>>
>>561994106
I'm not saying it's amazing, I'm saying it's better than gun as it has better scaling.
>>
>>561994460
Okay, I'll try it. But if I lose it's your fault
>>
>post detailed feedback on forums with screenshots
>ignored

yeah im gonna say based and im now perma salty i didn't even get a "we're aware" reply
>>
>>561994565
>3 shots
kino
>>
>>561994091
>we already have bans you fucking stupid head
never heard of this hero
YoshiLEAKS??
>>
File: oh god dynamo.jpg (56 KB, 540x304)
56 KB
56 KB JPG
Hello friends, I don't know if you guys remember me posting my Abrams video a while ago, but I made another, this time Dynamo. The volume should be a bit better now thankfully.

https://youtu.be/lcyrXB0vMTE

Hope you guys enjoy it!
>>
>>561994440
Why parry when you can punch them back?
>>
>>561994565
Good idea. Get in and out quick before she turns into a wolf.
>>
https://x.com/snarfg_dev/status/2038666312789196803
>>
>>561994672
Just hit your spells and hope for no baboons/agents on your team.
>>
>>561994460
Post build.
>>
File: ashley oak.png (978 KB, 1080x720)
978 KB
978 KB PNG
Once again, Deadlock is harder than Dota 2 in every way, shape, and form.
>>
File: 1774785342823984.png (38 KB, 150x180)
38 KB
38 KB PNG
>>561994091
>pick character to ban
>their in the next match
>enemy team also get four mour giga rape gun characters
>>
>>561994907
built for bbc
>>
I have literally never gotten to engage in a 1v1 that lasts more than 10 seconds without more people piling on from either team.
It's honestly becoming tiresome.

Obviously it's a teamgame, but sometimes I just find me and 1 other opponent alone each trying to janny the lane and want to see if I can beat them. But either their gay husband will arrive within moments to bail them out, or some random from my team will see me in combat and rush from the opposite side of the map and get there before I even need to reload.
>>
just use the Eido build but max 3 before 1 because you won't hit all 3 shots anyway.
>>
>>561994907
i don't see many trannies playing dota, that is evidence enough for me to believe the opposite
>>
File: 1774291041113101.gif (134 KB, 561x761)
134 KB
134 KB GIF
>>561995030
god I can't spell today
>>
>>561994860
553031
>>
The only reason why people think Silver is a dyke is because they haven't recorded her convos with Victor and Lash yet
>>
>>561994907
cute feet
>>
>>561994907
Yamato looks like this?!!
>>
250 hours in and I still try to dodge heavies instead of parry
>>
I have now climed to Ascendant using this thing.
It legitimately feels like cheating.
>>
>>561995386
>2026 and still trying to dodge bluetooth heavies
Couldn't be me.
>>
>>561995181
They didn't exist when the game came out.
>>
>>561988210
I appreciate this reference a lot anon, thank you
>>
>>561994907
Dota 2 is way harder. Not even close.
>>
>>561995503
Try and elaborate. You can't. Deadlock has everything Dota 2 has but it's more mechanically heavy and top down.
>>
>>561994562
eido build, idk either
>>
flog being 26 second cd early is insane when you look at some of the shit other characters are doing
>>
>>561995441
Buy an ad.
>>
>>561995724
No.
>>
>>561995620
No camp stacking. No wards. No glyph bottle. I would actually like a bottle for the buff runes.
And a bunch of other random shit is different between the games.
>>
>>561995441
this shit is almost 300 dollars for 3d printed parts
i was watching some vids and it looks flimsy as fuck, the thumbstick was wiggling even under light use
i cant imagine actually using it with a normal amount of stress
and also, i feel like airstrafing and other movement would feel really weird on this type of controller
>>
>>561995503
>>561995620
Only thing Deadlock lacks that has a high skill ceiling is microing multiple units. I wonder if there will end up a hero or item that lets you.
>>
>>561995620
>Deadlock has everything Dota 2 has
Less than half the heroes
Less map objectives
Simpler item systems
The only areas Deadlock is harder in is movement tech and aim.
>>
>>561995836
Camp stacking takes likes like 20 minutes to learn or less. No wards MEANS THIS GAME IS HARDER. You just get raped during ganks and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>
>>561992830
they are braindead left-to-right buying retards who cannot comprehend buying an item that doesn't directly boos their damage or resist
>>
Why did everyone suddenly remember the crow item exists and stopped buying focus lens?
>>
>>561995673
They will make Lash OP in one of these patches and it will be a 32second cooldown (-6 one t2) without lifesteal (t3) a week or two later
>>
>>561995983
Shen it became a 5th ability nuke.
>>
>>561995858
This is absolutely true, so you got me there. I see some potential with Sinclair's ghost wife, but honestly I'd prefer microing not be a major thing in this game.

>>561995912
>new game has less heroes than 13 year old game
I'm surprised you graduated grade school.
>>
>>561995983
Silence wave OP
>>
>>561995930
So it doesn't have everything DOTA 2 has?
>>
What if we have our own dagon and it's named spirit gun
>>
>>561995673
can those characters jump off the roof and nuke you for 300 damage at level 1?
>>
>>561995983
when they remembered dispel clears focusing lense
Also it got buffed at the start of this month to do more damage and have a shorter cooldown.
>>
League harder than both I fear
>>
>>561996180
We are discussing how hard the game is you fucking monkey. The reason for how many heroes there are in the game is irrelevant. The fact that it has less than half the heroes makes the game exponentially easier to learn.
How hard a game is to learn is a major factor when discussing how hard it is to play. Especially for games where you can play hundreds of hours and still be shit
Surprised you can even breathe being as fucking stupid as you are by the way
>>
File: 1774896122127.jpg (884 KB, 3000x3000)
884 KB
884 KB JPG
Is this really how Nina's Love Bites work?
>>
>>561996373
no but he EARNED that by climbing that crane.
>>
File: 1774383817773927.jpg (163 KB, 1280x1280)
163 KB
163 KB JPG
Hoodwink in the next set of 6.
>>
>>561996523
hit space twice
>>
>>561996580
Please Icefraud PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE add Hoodwink
>>
>>561996268
In context of making a game HARDER. Try and keep up.

>>561996473
>game is harder because it's missing 30 int heroes that can be nulled with BKB.

I wonder if you actually play either game or just shitpost here 24/7
>>
>>561996373
300 damage is GREATLY exaggerated
>>
Do you think Valve are just sitting on major content updates until the player numbers fall to a certain point
>>
>>561994724
>Why parry when you can punch them back?
Parry, THEN punch them back
>>
>>561995673
Billy's bashdown being 30 second cd early is even more insane
>>
>>561996580
Hoodwink, Gordon Freeman, Counter Terrorist, Scout, Chell
>>
File: dotaplayed.jpg (30 KB, 682x185)
30 KB
30 KB JPG
>>561996718
Fuck off retard
>>
is there a hotkey option or a bind I can use to make it so pocket satchel cancels when I let go of 3, not when I hit space?
>>
>>561989515
The Green Goober is too annoying to be viable.
>Just parry the consecutive normal punches
lol
>>
>>561996890
>photoshopping time spent playing for argument on Roman marble admiring forum

LMAO
>>
>>561996902
There is an option in the settings to make abilities cancel using the same button you activate them with
>>
>>561996840
yeah but atleast that is a charged ability
>>
>>561996718
yeah instead we have 15 m1ggers that get nulled by metal skin
>>
>>561996773
too late, already throwing my lefthook
>>
...
>>
>>561997000
You serious? Holy cope dude.
>>
>>561996858
do we really need another character with a portal gun?
>>
>>561996727
175, 200 with extra spirit
Still pretty big
>>
>>561997003
thank you anon
>>
>>561995836
>no bottle
>no bounty rune
>no consumables (other than egg)
>no cheese/refresher shard
>no Agh's
i get that they might not want to recreate Dota despite copying several things from Dota already..., but there's an unspoken "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality that needs to be addressed
the formula works and it has worked for a long time
>>
>>561996373
>Lash has to actually position himself and then actually land a hit with slam to do good damage
>This is somehow worse than AIDS like Mina who can just shoot you and instantly take 300 health off right at the start of the game with no spirit boosting items
>>
>>561997060
LMAO
>>
File: ezshop.png (115 KB, 654x471)
115 KB
115 KB PNG
>>561997072
watch i can do it too
>>
>>561996751
Since the Doorman/Mina/Paige update, yes. With all the voting and shit. Before that they tried Hero labs and the Calico/Holliday batch felt like it was pushed because they were "finalized" and ready fort he test.
Old Gods update was mostly super polished, voting brought a lot of hype, it was the first update to be advertised on Steam, they updated the game's steam page. It's all hype updates from now on. I expect them to drop the next one in August/September with the open alpha/beta
>>
>>561997182
just don't take long trades with her nigga
>>
>>561997207
Except that I didn't do that. Glad I've managed to make you waste your time doing it though I guess.
Have a terrible life schizo
>>
File: HBRgIR5a4AAewDp.jpg (224 KB, 1614x2048)
224 KB
224 KB JPG
>>
>>561996938
Viscous punches should be something like Billy bashdown, a good damage melee scaling ability but you can only do it up close
>>
>>561997221
>I expect them to drop the next one in August/September with the open alpha/beta
lol why would you think that? you're delusional if you think they're going to go 9 months without any big updates, the next big patch will probably be in some 1-2 months
>>
>>561997060
euthanized
>>
>>561992024
Lost at draft
>>
>>561997040
nobody has cried about ghost scepter in dota 2 ever since they removed being able to Huskar/OD people during it
>>
>>561997125
I presume urn is meant to vaguely replace bounty rune but it sucks a lot more.
I miss those little fights at the start of matches before the creeps show up with just a small set of the team, might just menace eachother, might get a pick.
>>
>>561997332
>running out of arguments
just go ahead of log off lil bro
>>
>>561992024
A few days ago I had a Haze/Yamato duo on my team that each went 0/20 and just inted nonstop at the enemy team, they both just bought all 3 melee items and nothing else
>>
>>561997338
>Warden
>CS
>Mina
>Mina
>Rem the rat
>Mina
>No one else
>None
>No & Skill
>>
>>561997586
(you)
>>
>>561991303
>compared to just some extra spirit power
Depends on your abilities' scaling multipliers honestly. If we're talking about Shiv, then yeah.
>>
File: 1752168096851333.png (2.8 MB, 2283x1614)
2.8 MB
2.8 MB PNG
Big MEATY South American catgirl hero WHEN!?
>>
File: 1772310975248428.png (140 KB, 1197x225)
140 KB
140 KB PNG
Game should not have instant pauses and a surrender feature. They are simply not the same games.
>>
>>561997515
The problem with this game is schmoovement, the map feels tiny and there are no small brawls here and there. Everyone is omnipresent at higher ranks.
>>
File: 1774896730734257.jpg (586 KB, 1614x2048)
586 KB
586 KB JPG
>>561997338
>>
*wins ritual*
>"Hidden King... I demand that you have sex with the ArchMother!"
>>
>>561997973
This. Rotations if you're decent at movement are way too quick. Being in or out of position feels so less important and the map feels tiny.
Hard to have small moments and skirmishes between fractions of the team.
>>
File: file.png (769 KB, 1644x865)
769 KB
769 KB PNG
THIS IS 6TH LOSS IN A ROW THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO YOSHI YOU RETARDED FUCKING NIGGER SUBHUMAN GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND SKIN YOUR MOTHER ALIVE IN FRONT OF YOU BEFORE YOU GIVE ME NORMAL MATCHMAKING YOU SUBHUMAN FAGGOT NIGGER???!?!?!??!?!?!
>>
>>561997060
Kek
>>
File: 1773698727615296.jpg (89 KB, 561x1024)
89 KB
89 KB JPG
Advice for Drifter?
I got bullied hard by a punch version of him, is it worth it? I always end up with a clogged list of items.
>>
>>561998365
Fucking WEAK.
I was on a 27 loss streak last month, and this little fagboi is mad after 6.
>>
>>561998293
Good thing half the movement "tech" is getting removed as they're bugs, and anyone that uses them is abusing bugs and should get banned.
>>
>>561998504
lol
lmao
>>
>>561998365
>Bebop Viscous Vyper
lost at draft
>>
>>561998614
Vyper is S-tier.
>>
>>561998556
t. bug abuser
Enjoy dropping back to the rank you belong once the bugs are fixed :)
>>
>people will complain about graves zombies
>but not mcginnis HUGE ASS range turrets with HUGE ASS hp
hmmm
>>
File: secretdragon.webm (3.93 MB, 1280x720)
3.93 MB
3.93 MB WEBM
>>
File: 1762984437735420.jpg (929 KB, 3840x2160)
929 KB
929 KB JPG
ok ok REAL TALK for just a minute
Do we think Valve actually has the FOCUS and TIMING to finish Deadlock before either a hero shooter becomes overwhelming dominate or the entire genre becomes unpopular?

Considering they completely failed with the Dota 2 rpg, Underlords, and TWICE with Artifact...I don't think they have a very good track record. Even Alyx made them temporarily, or permanently, cancel their flat management structure.
>>
>>561998649
i am sort of on your side because movement is way too insane but thinking they are completely removing movement tech instead of tuning certain aspects is lol worthy
>>
>>561997338
>first main
Pocket
>favorite item
Kinetic Dash
>favorite hero
Drifter
>current main
Drifter
>least favorite hero
Miku, so fucking boring to play against
>hero you're most down bad for
Vindicta
>who you want to main
None.
>favorite mod
Billy Blasted Hotline Miami Mix
>hero you want on your team
Mo and Krill
>>
>>561998735
deadlock players have proven that there is a solid playerbase considering this is a closed alpha with 90k~ average players
the problem with shit like underlords and artifact is they sucked and couldnt hold a playerbase
>>
File: 1774897576372.jpg (29 KB, 447x447)
29 KB
29 KB JPG
It makes me mad that Valve doesn't make single player games anymore.
So much quality in Deadlock when it comes to art direction, character designs, voice acting, setting, sound and music. Fuck Valve, where is HL3.
>>
>>561998479
Melee build on Drifter is retard bait. It's good to put 1 point into Rend so you can trade in lane or clear fast though.
>Advice for Drifter?
What are you having trouble with bro
>>
>>561997515
they should remove urn and add a handful of lore relevant 'jobs' to be carried out during the match
something like
>assassinate this high-value hero
>capture and hold this point
>push the payload to point A, stop the enemy from pushing it to point B
>plant a bomb on this Fairfax stockpile here and don't let the enemy defuse
randomized pool of minigames that fall within the scope of the universe and grant souls, teamwide buffs, or some other benefit upon completion
idk just fix urn
>>
>>561998931
But both Underlords and Artifact were conceptually fine, as their competitors are still alive and popular. It's literally a Valve issue, IMO. The current Valve devs seem fantastic at maintaining games, but actually making one is very ??? for them.
>>
>>561997338
Victor
Witchmail
Victor
Victor
Victor
Victor
Victor
Summer Drifter
Victor
>>
>>561998969
delayed until steam box 3 that's $5,000 pay up poor fag
>>
>>561984362
>>
File: file.png (751 KB, 815x754)
751 KB
751 KB PNG
It is absolutely insane how much better matchmaking, MMR etc. is better in League than in Valve games. It's not even funny. In 10 thousand hours i had over years in League i have never encountered so many leavers, trolls, griefers, ruskies, smurfs etc. i do in Deadlock in just dozens of hours.

Also in Deadfaggot it is IMPOSSIBLE to climb. You are literally hardlocked to your rank i'm not even memeing but in League you get matched fairly and the only changing factor is You, so you consistently climb.
>>
>>561999138
RAM is already going down, we might get it just for $999
>>
>>561999254
Nice bait, make it less obvious next time.
>>
>>561999254
League is region locked, which is the biggest advantage. After you have a region lock, you can actually force your MM to start functioning better.
>>
File: 1772218909537878.png (605 KB, 1024x571)
605 KB
605 KB PNG
>>561999254
I thought her tongue said 67 for a second
>>
i want to play deadlock but i have to do homework :|
>>
>>561999121
Just make payload mode so I never have to interact with the PVE elements ever again.
>>
>>561999445
>tfw 100 word essay due tomorrow but all you want to do is play deadlock
omg...
>>
>>561999445
do a quick brawl
>>
>>561999445
>300 word essay due tomorrow
JUST
>>
>>561998735
yes, but matchmaking unironically needs to be overhauled top to bottom, its the biggest thing holding deadlock from being GOTY when it releases. I put 300 hours into underlords before it basically died and it was more fun than tft. I really do think they just need to remodel some of the emptier rooms, jungle creeps/MB, neon prime character models and overhaul mm and they could honestly go officially into an open beta.
>>
>>561998735
deadlock to me feels genuinely promising because it's the only valve project that isn't aping an old IP since... fucking... left 4 dead i think? insane
it's really fun to play and interesting since it's a very fresh take as a result of that and it's clearly a personally important project for a significant amount of the devs so it has the "soul" as they say
>>
>>561998129
>first main
>Venator
Hownew.ru
>>
>>561999445
Me but I'm being a wageslave when I just wanna get mad at Victor being dogshit
>>
File: 1759256838484534.png (715 KB, 1330x925)
715 KB
715 KB PNG
>>
>>561999445
>teacher gives mixed media assignment
>group project with 3 other people
>need to create a 5 minute video about some bullshit
>other 2 people in my group are known to AI slop every assignment
>I volunteer to do the final edit, if they just make a powerpoint (AI generated) and voiceover (takes 5 minutes)

>spend next 8 hours getting sick doorman clips on deadlock
>use it as background footage for final edit of video
>>
File: Spoiler Image (10 KB, 783x162)
10 KB
10 KB PNG
>>561999254
>Also in Deadfaggot it is IMPOSSIBLE to climb
JOIN US IN THE MUCK
>>
>>561999268
unless there was a second steam machine between the arch cube and debian alien rectangle the steam machine 3 comes after everything was nuked and gabe survives mr. house style and releases it in 2090
>>
>>561999949
i wish i was back in seeker man at least people had fun playing
>>
>>561999949
Take me back
>>
>>561999869
Feb 5
>>
>>561999137
Foid post.
>>
File: 1767785534907966.png (2.45 MB, 2048x1307)
2.45 MB
2.45 MB PNG
C&C
>>
>>561999906
god I wish that was me
>>
>>561999949
>>561999994
>>562000049
>Was chill as fuck for like 200 hours when I was in alchemist
>Rank resets start happening
>Get sent up to fucking ORACLE
>It's sweaty and tryhard as fuck and I constantly lose games but can't rank down
TAKE ME BACK TAKE ME BACK
>>
File: deadlock_eXMWBUeVrL.png (15 KB, 371x85)
15 KB
15 KB PNG
>>561999949
It's trying to make me leave but I don't want to.
>>
we are so back
>>
>>561999254
That's not true at all. I'm currently Oracle 4, and consistently climbing even with losing streaks of 5-8 multiple times in the last month.
>>
>>561997338
>first main
pocket
>fav. item
stamina mastery
>favorite hero
celeste
>current main
celeste
>least favorite hero
apollo
>hero you're most down bad for
mina
>who you want to main
not necessarily main, but i'm interested in learning THE LASH
>favorite mod
peggle celeste ult
>hero you want on your team
they don't always do well but i like laning with bebop, capitalizing on hooks feels nice
>>
what are the core items for dash shiv, like how on knife you need recharge/escalating?
>boundless lol
yeah obv
>>
>>561999254
yeah im an oracle/phantom shitter, but in other games if you get to a decent rank everyone is good unless they throw for petty reasons or got boosted by a stack and are now solo queuing. This is the only game where you are expected to carry 3+ dead weights to victory, its not even their fault either. Laning against an m1gger thats eternus makes me want to claw my eyes out. Even the team comp auto balancer is bad, it thinks calico and lash are frontliners lmao
>>
>>562000607
Witchmail, decay, torment pulse
>>
>>562000607
>infuser
>reverb
>cd reduction
>>
>>562000502
trans
>>
>>561999652
Very true, actually. I feel like they're way more willing to experiment with this game than anything before since it's so fresh and unique.
>>
>>561999254
>Also in Deadfaggot it is IMPOSSIBLE to climb.
I have a 40% winrate and I have gone from initiate to archon, I have literally ranked up after horrible demoralizing losing streaks
>>
File: 1763650090205.jpg (739 KB, 1614x2048)
739 KB
739 KB JPG
>>561997338
anyone have tips for yamato? the ult duration being only 5 seconds at base makes me extremely reluctant to use it
>>
>>562000768
>infuser AND reverb
does having two lifesteal items like that actually justify buying two t4's? I thought they giganerfed lifesteal stacking like 2 years ago
>>
File: cory.jpg (474 KB, 1614x2048)
474 KB
474 KB JPG
>>561997338
>>
Why can they not figure out how to balance the game? They absolutely hate fun and love snowballing, which is awful for both sides. A fight that you cannot lose is boring
>>
>>562001137
ult is for diving to secure a kill because of unstoppable + resistances
>>
>>562000908
lies
>>
>>561996580
No, but she will be in the inevitable DotA 2 collab.
>>
>>562001385

This game is way less snowbally than Dota. It's way easier to come back due to the rubberbanding, lack of buyback, lategame death timers, buidings being fast to kill later on and defending against mega creeps being way easier.
>>
File: file.png (716 KB, 1534x824)
716 KB
716 KB PNG
Another VERY NICE GAME Yoshi i hope your mother rots alive with painful cancer you faggot.
>>
>be Sinclair
>spot a Doorman on the enemy team
>make it my life's mission to ult him as often as I could
>even run at him while he's farming just to Hotel him and fuck off to another lane
I'm sorry Doorman, but there's only enough room for one annoying faggot in this match, and I don't need a fancy combo to be insufferable
>>
File: 1774896730734257 (1).jpg (406 KB, 1614x2048)
406 KB
406 KB JPG
>>561997338
>>
>>562002057
>no Dispel
>no Counterspell
>not even some Spirit Res
anon are you retarded?
>>
>>562002057
Do a smurf check on that Bebop. Is he a level 1 brand new Steam account with no games?
>>
is this game hard
>>
>>562002505
yea
>>
Why are there so many trannies in this game? I swear half of my games yesterday were ruined by puppygirl tranny shitter stacks with absolutely zero game impact
>>
>>561998721
yeah what's that dragon? I saw it today too
>>
>>562002718
it's just paige's
>>
>>561990378
Ivy does literally no damage in lane she's a worthless chungus in lane. Even Ivys that go über omega rape gun ivy only deal like 2-3k damage in lane despite having the most player damage.
>>
>>561992148
Heros with executes, so shiv and apollo
>>
File: 1762719342217130.png (1.61 MB, 1614x2048)
1.61 MB
1.61 MB PNG
>>561997338
i hope yamato gets her remodel soon..
>>562001137
you can press ctrl + space to cancel her grapple
it's very very useful and you go flying
also you pretty much always need to dash as you powerslash because you slide on the ground a bit, otherwise it's super easy to dodge
>>
>>562002565
i see trannies in this game less often than i statistically should, maybe it's your rank?
>>
>>562002718
Teaser for the next hero, a dragon
>>
>>562003206
Emissary V, my game quality was dogshit yesterday. Nonstop games with stacks with huge differences in skill within the party
>>
>>561985124
seekerGODS mog you, also forced 50 btw
>>
File: 1762119372103693.png (504 KB, 1291x1638)
504 KB
504 KB PNG
>>561997338
>>
>>562003384
interesting, im ritualist 6 and i really just dont see trannies
maybe you are in tranny queue?
>>
Guys, I'm starting to enjoy playing as Geist more than Graves... what's happening to me?
>>
why are lash's death screams so funny
>>
>>562003749
Is that… boob veins I see???
LINK TO THE MOD RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>
>>562003749
I wish this skin had the right colors
>>
File: 69a88db93cb24.jpg (252 KB, 1024x1536)
252 KB
252 KB JPG
I look like this IRL
>>
>>562002298
he just made a new account to play with his friend, not smurfing
>>
>>562003896
your ass does not have a hat, don't lie to us
>>
>>561997338
It was either Pocket or Wraith, I ended up choosing Wraith, but I will always hold a special hatred towards Pocket.
I wish they made melee items better.
I want Lady Geist to drain my fat fucking balls dryer than the sahara desert and then kill me
Mirage on my team means he won't be on the enemy team having better lifesteal than me and outsustaining me plus he makes for a solid teammate to support with pins as Abrams.
>>
>>562003896
it's dah blubber
>>
>>562003896
this is the average smut poster here btw
>>
>>562003896
dey can try tah run... huff huff but it... huff it will mattah...
>>
File: 1772721410696551.gif (489 KB, 220x275)
489 KB
489 KB GIF
>start playing 2 days ago
>play with friend who invited me
>emissary rank gamer
>niggas running circles around me
>don't know anything really but learn lots very quickly
>play alone
>win a few, lose a few, clearly everyone is a total beginner and most don't even understand to not dive towers and die for free
>hit seeker but still dogshit elo (obvi)
>invite and play with another noob friend
>its their first game(s)
>suddenly play against the most tryhard, pubstomping, ganking, jungle stealing, insane fucking teams for 3 games in a row
>games literally harder than when I was playing with my emissary friend
>nu-friend doesn't like the game and doesn't want to play more because it was an hour and a half of straight rape in 3 separate games
Is this what people mean by shit matchmaking?
Also, any tips for a deadlock newfriend? Really learning the items has been the biggest curve for me so far - I've been high rank in other hero shooties and played a lot of HoTS (fuk league) so I'm used to talents and most moba things except for the huge item store.
>>
Why do I get faster NA queues during early morning/late night than the evening? You would think there would be more people at this hour when everyone is out from work/school.
>>
>>562001137
her 2 procs heavy melee item effects, generally you always want to engage with it. Max out 1 asap, gets huge range increase. 1 does force you to be stationary but it doesn't instantly zero your speed, so you can slide/dash into it to get some movement. The 1 can be activated early once the first lines are crossed but does 40% or so damage, second line does 60% and letting go off on its own does 100%. You should only hit early if the opponent is literally 1 hp or is about to leave LoS.
Her 3 is very powerful, tiny cooldown at max, heal on hit also makes it a good first ability for lane. Her gun secondary fire is a bomb bundle that does 50 damage in lane, so its really good poke, also you can always throw it out at the end of any of your abilities with no delay. Can be used to proc restorative shot or mystic shot. Gun items are generally not good for her aside from resto shot, mystic shot and stalker. Her ultimate is weird, early game its mostly to secure a kill on a low health enemy and a way to avoid burst damage or CC, you can effectively use it like a long cooldown counterspell, while lategame it gives 30% resistances which stack with whatever resistances you already have, so you can use it to initiate in a teamfight against the enemy damage dealers.
Just always remember that she isnt really an assassin, but a brawler that gets more value the longer she lives due to low cooldowns and good damage from weaving in light melee and primary/secondary fire, she'd primarily be played as a solo laner in other MOBAs
Theres some shirtless NA streamer called fredthefinch on youtube that plays her a lot, can give you a general idea of how to pull off her ability->secondary fire combo if you can bear staring at a half naked guy at the corner of your screen for 40 minutes
>>
>>562004086
>Meushing Chaists
>>
File: 1774509932627415.jpg (681 KB, 2048x2020)
681 KB
681 KB JPG
Holliday still fucks
>>
File: 1754829268409986.png (2.91 MB, 1614x2048)
2.91 MB
2.91 MB PNG
>>561997338
I will not elaborate
>>
File: 698be3d1db10a.jpg (603 KB, 1949x1080)
603 KB
603 KB JPG
>>561997338
>Warden
>Counterspell
>THE LASH
>THE LASH
>Doorman
>Mina
>Drifter
>Picrel
>Dynamo
>>
>>562004418
They're the same item so I simply decided to put them together :)
>>
>>562001774
Lol
lmao
What rubber banding? You're gonna stay 10k behind and you're gonna like it. Late game death timers just mean that you instantly lose without a fight when they mow you down, buildings won't die when all 6 of them hide behind a corner in the same lane while their lanes magically push themselves
>>
>>562003896
The Lardler: his passive does increased damage against isolated female targets, and also Apollo and Rem
>>
File: deadlock_Lf9ug8HOXw.jpg (318 KB, 1806x873)
318 KB
318 KB JPG
I'm so good at this game.
>>
Where is that graves bottom heavy at
>>
>>562004317
>her 2 procs heavy melee item effects
not anymore, it has been fixed..
>>
File: 1765051245715028.png (1.09 MB, 809x1004)
1.09 MB
1.09 MB PNG
>>562004825
I despise discord niggers who hide downloads in their servers
https://files.catbox.moe/98v6ru.rar
>>
>Rem is in my team
>He becomes the most fed member
>We lose
Why is this a constant?
>>
>>562004814
>everyone abandons
>I stay
>two enemies stay
>yamato and shiv
>I was playing pre nerf billy
>hold out for over 10 minutes until I finally die
old billy was so fucking fun immortal I miss him. He feels like ass to play right now, does no fucking damage because uuhhhh you can like be a worse lash ult.
>>
>>562005052
THEY DO LOTS OF THINGS
>>
>>562004990
Is it just this one for the time being
>>
File: egr.png (1.28 MB, 1614x2048)
1.28 MB
1.28 MB PNG
>>561997338
ivy is the reason i started playing this game in the first place
>>
>>562005225
As far as I'm aware yeah, the rest of his stuffs floating around on the mod hosting sites.
>>
Why the fuck are all the deadlocker mod manager mod broken?
>>
>>562005052
RemFAGS simply cannot stop stealing their own team's farm...
>>
had a game today where both sides had enhanced shrink ray
>>
File: egr2.png (1.29 MB, 1614x2048)
1.29 MB
1.29 MB PNG
>>562005281
move yo stupid head out the way ivy
>>
File: 1750209311225579.png (54 KB, 371x131)
54 KB
54 KB PNG
>Silver game
>Enemy team has cancer roaming comp of Doorman/Lash/Mina/Drifter so I keep getting 1 v 2'd and solo ulted
>Thankfully my team's carry actually used the space created by my deaths to take walkers and get fed
>Mina has a full meltdown crying about how unskilled I am as we secure the win
Completely shameless this guy was, not even the doorman could take him seriously since he had to spoonfeed her kills via ult + cart.
Let this be a lesson for my fellow silver mains, take the beating like a champ. Your suffering has meaning if it creates space on the map. Solo ult me one more time lash see what happens.
>>
>>562005052
it takes great discipline to not steal the team's sinners
>>
>>562004925
nta but you'll still benefit from light melee effects
>Spirit Strike
>Melee Lifesteal
>Crushing Fists (1 stack)
>>
>>561989304
Competitive players are long term. For fun trannys have their own gamemode already and can use their HRT riddled fingers to open a game made for them, Troon Fagass 2.
>>
>drifter player is whistling in VC
>but he actually doesn't know how to whistle
why they are all such adorable retards
>>
File: 1774199232957274.png (303 KB, 616x604)
303 KB
303 KB PNG
>>562005052
>oh man I didn't do so hot in lane
>well I better farm a bit to catch up
>one bloated nigger infernus keeps rotating every lane to gobble up all the farms
>he ends up 15k ahead of the rest of the team
>just plays on single player the rest of the match while the rest of us clean up the scraps
IF YOU DONT NEED THE FARM LEAVE THE FARM YOU GOD DAMN FAT BLACK COON AAAAAAARGH
>>
File: palo head sad.png (3 KB, 114x149)
3 KB
3 KB PNG
>>562005503
>teammate starts acting like a nigger in all chat as we win
>95% of the time I carried him or he got carried by someone else
I wonder sometimes how many people got actually chatmuted because they got reported by some guy on their own team tired of their shittery or if it's a lost cause trying to reign these niggers in.
>>
do you think 40 heroes are enough or you want them to hit 50 in two more batches?
>>
File: file.png (698 KB, 1533x820)
698 KB
698 KB PNG
ANOTHER FUN GAME WITH NOT RETARDS

MINA, I KID YOU FUCKIN NOT, SAID THIS

>OMG WHY MY BUILD ASSIGNS ITEM ON 'N' HOW AM I SUPPOSED PRESS IT?

YOSHI I WILL FIND YOUR CHILDREN AND GOUGE OUT THEIR FUCKING EYEBALLS FOR THIS SHIT
>>
File: libtardcensorship.png (225 KB, 678x868)
225 KB
225 KB PNG
>>561984362
How is no one talking about them removing this conversation? I haven't heard it once since the new patch. And people seriously say this game isn't wokeslop.
>>
File: 1774896730734257.png (2.98 MB, 1614x2048)
2.98 MB
2.98 MB PNG
>>561997338
I'm just a little tired.
>>
>>562005856
A good release would need at least 60. Considering that in a draft you'd get at least two bans for each team.
>>
>>562004169
THEY'RE MAR- ffff... huuuhh... huff.... bbq bacon cheeseburger...
>>
>>562004169
This silly joke has lived rent free in my mind for days now.
>>
File: 1772387720284372.jpg (371 KB, 1360x768)
371 KB
371 KB JPG
I can't wait for Valve to add 3-6 more girlfailures to this game in the next set of heroes!
>>
>>562005752
Pipe down lil pup you didn't carry anything. Take your powerfantasy over to Ao3 with the rest of the reportroons.
>>
>>562001436
No, it's true. I went from Seeker to Oracle. It's because of ranking rebalances.
>>
>Read comment on YouTube that Celeste is a lesbian and that she's also trans-coded
These people are genuinely insane
>>
>>561999906
Is there a non-low res version of that emote?
>>
Valve should just add some sexier (younger) girls.
Plus maybe some furry ones.
That would definitely make deadlock the next big thing.
>>
File: images(8).jpg (41 KB, 546x366)
41 KB
41 KB JPG
>>562006706
Hoodwinkfag...
>>
>>562005993
i mean overwatch released with just 20 heroes and did fine, 60 on release sounds like overkill
>>
File: HErHd_OaIAAKopx.jpg (170 KB, 1920x1080)
170 KB
170 KB JPG
Here's your pve map bro
>>
>>562006770
hoodwink is more milf thougheverbeit
>>
File: deadlock9x9grid.png (1.61 MB, 1614x2048)
1.61 MB
1.61 MB PNG
>>561997338
June 2024 oldfag here
>First main
2024 paradox made me fall in love with this game.
>Favorite item
Fleetfoot + carbine speed allowed you to run old urn (back when it dropped off at mid) in like 8 seconds, it was insane. I also miss HPW dearly (fuck t1 infuser though, that shit was nuts).
>Favorite hero
Sinclair is my 2nd pick right now. He plays pretty similarly to my current main, which is neat.
>Current main
Dynamo was my go-to after Paradox started getting nerfs. I've pretty much played every play style at this point (ult bot, stomp, heal bot, even gun).
>Least favorite hero
Fuck pocket. I hate his degenerate ultbot play style, his player base, his ugly chinky design, the fact he takes zero skill but his retarded tranny players like to pretend otherwise, etc. Unlike all the other 2024 S tiers, briefcase hitler has never been garbage, or even given a meaningful nerf. Fuck this giga cancer tranny ult bot.
>Most down bad for
Graves is cute. I'll leave it at that.
>Who you most want to main
In other mobas, I love any hero/champ/whatever with a teleport, but mirage feels a little too clunky for my liking.
>Favorite mod
There was a mod that added mini games while queuing long ago. Doesn't work anymore, sadly.
>Who you want on your team
Lash, Ivy, Seven, really anybody that synergies well with Dynamo. Shout out to miku one tricks. They some real niggas.
>>
File: game_dogshit_deadcock97.jpg (472 KB, 3440x1440)
472 KB
472 KB JPG
Enemy Mina was constantly crying about Graves (the character). Popping Knockdown on her as soon as she would start casting her ult felt great, ngl.
>>
>>562006789
In overwatch you can play the same exact team comp on both sides. And there's no bans.
>>
>>562007023
>He plays pretty similarly to my current main, which is neat.
I mean yeah considering that you pretty much won the game as Sinclair if Dynamo is on the enemy team
>>
File: 1774368237752256.png (131 KB, 597x735)
131 KB
131 KB PNG
>play my first game of DL ever
>pick mina for the meme
>pick love bites first
>end up MvP of the game with 13+ kills and 0 deaths
niggas said this game was hard lol?
>>
>>562004173
Use the search function to find items with effects you want (ex.: type melee damage and it will show you items like Colossus). Don't sweat builds too much in lower levels.
Queue individual items for purchase with right click to spend less time menuing during the game.
>>
>>562006581
t. 3/18/5 mina
>>
>>562007237
>free access Mina...
Okay I'm not a Minafag but this is hot
>>
>>561984362
So why no team colors in deadlock? Because it's sometimes hard to remember if x character ults and I need to charge or if I need to run. Team recolors of spell effects and AOEs would be very helpful.
>>
>>562003865
>>562003749
I wish the skin actually had oathkeper's seal
how the fuck this guy keeps fucking up every single time
>>
I had a melty over deadcock and ended up slapping my own head full force from both sides multiple times in a row and instantly got a headache. Surely you cannot give yourself a concussion, right?
>>
>>562007473
>anon's brain is so small it went back and forth on his head
>>
>>562006706
is graves really too old for you?
>>562006594
the only lesbian-coded character in this game is miku
celeste is very prositute-coded, but i really dont see her being gay at all, i think trans people like her because she has no tits, it's the worst kind too because it's pretty hard to have basically a flat chest so the only people who are right are the biggest nontransitioning twitterhons
>>
>>562007458
the jiggle physics are worth it
>>
>>562005503
>someone starts shittalking
>their own teammates have to reign them in
name a funnier chat event
>>
>>562006823
Leak or shitpost?
>>
File: 1773633427304701.jpg (235 KB, 1796x1341)
235 KB
235 KB JPG
>>562006789
Overwatch head here. Just so ya know release Overwatch was the most unbalanced, poorly made, retarded fucking game despite how polished it appeared to be.

IIRC they had like 4 support characters, and one was a troll pick that only gave 25 shields. They had WAY more DPS than any other role. They had attack/defense roles for DPS (pointless retardery). Some characters were top tier and others were totally useless because the devs were dogshit at their own game.
Forget "no mirrors" like Deadlock - Overwatch had NO HERO LIMITS so you could have like 6 roadhogs.
>>
I have so much fun playing Venator. Really forces you to kill your enemy as fast as you can since you have no escapes.
>>
File: 1751311770155203.gif (679 KB, 300x166)
679 KB
679 KB GIF
>>562005503
>>562007673
Anytime the dead weight on my team starts yapping I make sure to shit all over them in chat. Nothing bruises an ego faster
>>
>>562007636
i would say holliday is a maybe
>celeste
i think that boils down to her having some compliment for the appearance of nearly every girl on the cast
>>
>>562006823
Welcome to Lash City
>>
File: file.png (833 KB, 850x1062)
833 KB
833 KB PNG
>pew pew pew
>kills you
>>
>>562007329
Team spell effect colours aint happening. You just gotta remember what heroes are on your team.
They may need to do something with sinclairs stolen spells though
>>
>>562007761
This reminds me of the time my buddies and I played 3v3 All Billy Brawl. It was horrible.
I can still hear the
>Let's see who's still standin'
>>
>>562007108
>similar guns, down to velocity, DPS, and falloffs
>both want to rush rapid recharge to unlock the giga hitler stomp potential of their 1s
>both are surprisingly slippery

It's like the easiest secondary pick for a dynamo main. Even if he is hitler to play against, I still don't want to see any impactful nerfs that drop him to F tier. Otherwise, I'd have nothing else to play.
>>
File: u.png (57 KB, 1528x107)
57 KB
57 KB PNG
>>562005752
>teammate crying and begging someone to leave so he can abandon without penalty
>fed his lane to all hell before midboss is up

>teammate shidding and farding his pants because our team is not living up to his expectations
>has been living inside the jungle for the last 20 minutes and only makes his presence known when he dies to something completely avoidable

>teammate calls everyone else bad during postgame gg's window
>watched him Dynamo ult 40 meters of air not five minutes ago

>teammate crying and begging people to come help their lane
>check map to see they've already lost walker at 10 minutes and fed their lane to hell
>picrel
this game attracts some goofballs
>>
Could you recommend me a third character to main? Right now Graves and Lady Geist are kino, and feel like true chars I wanna focus on. It's that feeling when you don't mind going again and again, don't get tired of them.
I also have Kelvin on my roster right now, and he's giga powerful - but honestly I get bored rather quickly. Two games in a row become painful.
Warlock motive is something that interests me a lot yet I doubt any other heroes fit that criteria. Maybe in the future with new releases.
>>
>>562007458
modders are usually just not very good, look at a game like league, mods for that game are pretty bad when they're not memes like tung tung sahinged or sasuke uchiha riven
its the same for this one where you have like 5 thicc boykisser rem mods and they all look bad
>>
File: game_dogshit_deadcock99.jpg (348 KB, 1872x1440)
348 KB
348 KB JPG
>>562008212
forgot the pic to attract you to respond
>>
>>562007926
doesnt she only compliment haze?
>>
>>562006706
>>562006770
They should add Hoodwink
>>
>>562008212
I main geist, graves and mo&skill
though with geist I just spam bombs and I'm basically useless outside of seeker so I might drop her because otherwise idk what to do with her
>>
>>562008212
You seem to like the heroes that are green, mayhaps Viscous or Vyper could be added to your roster?
>>
>>562008189
>>teammate shidding and farding his pants because our team is not living up to his expectations
>>has been living inside the jungle for the last 20 minutes and only makes his presence known when he dies to something completely avoidable
this one really fucking gets to me, man.
The best is when a teammate is 20k ahead of the most fed enemy because he's been idle farming so any chance of a comeback is ruined because a single troglodyte is holding the urn at hostage even though all he needs to do is stop stealing all our farm for a single minute and take the easy stomp teamfight with a comeback urn.
>>
>>561986032
Calm down Mina!
>>
>>561986032
Apollo...
>>
File: image(2).png (1.09 MB, 1614x2048)
1.09 MB
1.09 MB PNG
>>561997338
>>
>>562008489
kill line vs calico
>I know that she tried to kill me, but she sounds so fancy. I kind of love it.
kill lines vs geist
>She was a cutie. Evil. But great hair.
>Love your necklace!
>Why is it always the pretty ones that try to kill me?
kill line vs mina
>Love your dress by the way.
kill line vs paige
>God she was so adorable.
>I just want to give her a hug. I mean not now obviously, but in general.
kill line vs wraith
>To be fair, when she's not shooting at my friends she's actually pretty charming.
bonus round, kill line vs shiv
>I don't get the appeal.
there might be more in pregame conversations i'm forgetting about (including the haze tie) but i just looked through the kill lines 'cause i remembered there being a lot there. i guess you could say girls do this to eachother in general but celeste has a LOT more than most heroes as far as i know
>>
File: 1763590974115998.gif (282 KB, 640x506)
282 KB
282 KB GIF
>youtube recommends me a video of some eceleb faggot saying "VALVE'S DECISIONS ARE KILLING DEADLOCK" when this is a highly experimental test with many placeholder mechanics and we don't even know what their internal targets for roster size, average game length, average kills per game etc. are
Listen I know we shouldn't let everything pass because it's le closed alpha excuse either but stop this retardation
>>
>>562008212
>>562008401
>Geist
Do you build gun? Flask Warden with spellslinger.
Spirit/hybrid? Knife Shiv. He doesn't build gun, so no spellslinger, but he builds radiant regen and spams people with knives, just like geist.
>Graves
Other than miku with turrets, you're kinda stuck with no other options. If you play her because you are an aimlet, Mo is a good fit.
>>
>>562008978
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
whichever hero you wanna fuck the most
>>
>>562009161
the game is so competently made that it makes the average person forget it's an alpha, AAA games come out with less polish than Deadlock
>>
>>562009256
oh
Lash
>>
>>562008036
Why not? It's so obviously helpful when theres a ton of fucking visual noise
>>
DEFEND THE STRONGHOLD
>>
File: 1768362602987851.png (243 KB, 637x684)
243 KB
243 KB PNG
>>561997338
i don't think anyone is really hot in this game though
>>
>>562006706
>>562008514
Kill yourself, furnigger tourist.
>>
>>562009446
FurGODS have been here longer than you've been sentient
>>
>>562009446
Ivy saved the game, you fucking RAT. Show some respect.
>>
File: GXcGF3NXkAAzHKv.png (2.9 MB, 2048x2048)
2.9 MB
2.9 MB PNG
>>562009331
based
>>
File: 1706310870105810.png (154 KB, 500x377)
154 KB
154 KB PNG
>>562009446
Seethe, troon
>>
File: file.png (713 KB, 1562x830)
713 KB
713 KB PNG
HFOAIHFOHIDASFJHIOSDIKUHJFPIOUEDSAFHJ LIKUOSDHJF FUCK THIS SHIT IM IN ABSOLUTE FUCKIGN ELO HELL YOU COULD BE FUCKING ETERNUS DOESNT FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE RETARDED SUBHUMAN NIGGERS WILL KEEP DYING TO HAZE YOSHI YOU STUPID NIGGER YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE BOILED ALIVE
>>
>>562010032
Billy is not a real character right now. He's just pro play bait so I'm sorry you had to take the forced loss.
>>
>>562010032
Lost at draft
>>
File: file.png (369 KB, 1428x653)
369 KB
369 KB PNG
FUN FUCKING MATCHMAKING YOSHI I HOPE YOU WILL WATCH YOUR DAUGHTER GANGRAPED TO DEATH
>>
>>562007756
It's a recreation of a leak
>>
>>562010205
anon, I think you might simply be bad and or tilted
>>
>>561986954
>the damage number is so big it doesn't even come up
Holy shit
>>
>>562010432
Kill yourself subhuman faggot fucking nigger whore i hope your mother will die try to fucking carry a game when every one you get some retarded faggot Billy going 0/12 whole fucking match.
>>
File: 69c9c6d009a57.jpg (55 KB, 400x437)
55 KB
55 KB JPG
>>562010205
vyper was my first main but I couldn't shake the feeling she wasn't enough in this aoe spam era
>>
>>562010513
mad cuz bad
>>
>>562010432
Statistically he should be getting more carry teams. Matchmaking is absolutely and utterly fucked in this game.
>>
>>562008714
maybe it's just years of MOBA brainrot but everyone wants to 1vX like we're playing league, only to be humbled by one spicy boi with an anvil
so many people are allergic to managing their lanes and macro'ing the map+objectives in a TEAM GAME
>>
>play billy
>use 1
>aoe is smaller than melee range in lane, deals mediocre damage, and has half a minute cooldown
>doesn't drag people to the ground half the time
>melee someone for ammo
>doesn't restore ammo half the time
>doesn't refill if you're reloading unless you heavy melee
>use ult
>enemy is out of los for one millisecond so it doesn't pull
>pulled enemies land behind you or above you half the time so you can't reliably hit them
>they can also parry while flying in the air for some reason
>try to secure/deny a soul
>bullets fly around it in a perfect circle
>get used to all this shit
>still play a hero that relies on melee attacks when parries and r*buttal exists
Fixing bugs would increase Billy's winrate by like 4% or more also REMOVE R*BUTTAL BEHEAD THOSE THAT PURCHASE R*BUTTAL
>>
>>562009161
>>562009287
The ego on faggots like Metro over being pro gamers in a closed alpha is hilarious
Idk how anyone can take competitive gamers seriously when they act so pathetically
>>
>>562010652
I once accidentally burned ult in lane phase as dynamo because I wanted to heal my teammate. We promptly lost tower.
>>
spend 10 minutes thinking how to adapt to your laners and win the lane until you press tab and notice the game is already over
>>
>>562010703
Purchase rebuttal as Abrams or Billy. It's legal, but it shouldn't be. Go do lots of things, my son.
>>
>>562010828
Metro is going to get raped and killed by literally who Zhangs and Ivans when actual tournaments start happening
>>
File: 1759610264298815.png (11 KB, 150x59)
11 KB
11 KB PNG
I'm starting to get bored so I'm activating random heroes for now
>>
>>562010952
NEVER
I have UNBOUND my p*rry key and YOU SHOULD TOO
I am NOT a HYPOCRITE that ABUSES unfair mechanics
>>
File: 1774359027200267.jpg (796 KB, 1735x2352)
796 KB
796 KB JPG
shiv and mina are my favourite heroes
>>
Man I don't even know what I'm going to do tonight not having a daily victor game feels scuffed
>>
>>562010828
That's why eSports will always be cringe. Because only the mentally ill would play a kids game that seriously.
this applies to all pro athletes too btw
>>
Let's see what this dick can do
>>
>>562009446
They should add hoodwink so I can mod hoodwink to be a naked and obese squirrel
>>
File: 1745538114772550.png (1.05 MB, 1614x2048)
1.05 MB
1.05 MB PNG
>>561997338
If I'm being 2bh with you
>>
>>562011023
I have 800 games on Abrams.
>>
>>562010892
it's so Dynamover...
>>
>>562011123
both of them are giving each other permanent disabilities lol
>esports fags are speedrunning getting carpal tunnel and fucked up backs
>sports fags are speedrunning getting CTE
>>
is bebop a troll pick?
>>
>>562011239
>he uses cheatmods
Skinmods = based
Cheatmods = cucked
>>
>>562011257
I only have 550 or so but I have about 2k games total and abrams is my most played character. I just like playing different things. I should probably learn gun geist some day since she's what I actually want to do in this game instead of being a worthless stun bot that can't do fucking damage outside of 2v1's.
>>
File: 3x3.png (1.45 MB, 1612x2048)
1.45 MB
1.45 MB PNG
>>562011239
>>
When are we getting a cultist hero
>>
>>562011379
Not in Street Ball
>>
Sorry for late responses.
>>562008617
I also mainly focus on bombs, it's really fun.
>>562008657
Hmm, Viscous could be interesting. Thanks for the suggestion.
>>562009202
>>Geist
>Do you build gun? Flask Warden with spellslinger.
Nah, I mainly spam bombs on her. Something ticks in my brain whenever they land to hit the enemy players.
>Spirit/hybrid? Knife Shiv. He doesn't build gun, so no spellslinger, but he builds radiant regen and spams people with knives, just like geist.
That could be something to look into. Thank you anon.
>>Graves
>Other than miku with turrets, you're kinda stuck with no other options. If you play her because you are an aimlet, Mo is a good fit.
Yeah, my aim is horrible. I've tried Miku but wasn't feeling it.
I had played quite a few (for me) Mo&Krill matches in the past but I cannot stand queuing as them again. It gets boring to a point of struggling to stay focused. Thanks though!
>>
>>562011430
slork...
>>
The more I play the more I think melee is OP, you just have to play smart around the parry and it's free damage.
>>
>>562011257
My most played is Ivy with 50, I'm not that strong
>>
File: file.png (169 KB, 744x184)
169 KB
169 KB PNG
AIMING FOR 10 DEATHS BEFORE 10 MINUTES WISH ME LUCK FUCK THIS NIGGER GAME
>>
File: TheLash.png (926 KB, 761x961)
926 KB
926 KB PNG
>>561987148
I am once again asking for purple items you build on Silver.
>>
>>562011647
It's even worse when the guy playing melee is laggy.
>>
>>562011647
Its not op becuase a single parry is usually a death sentence.
>>
>>562011385
I'll uninstall it when they add native support for custom healthbars
>>
>>562011596
I feel like after ritualist people no longer get randomly blasted by my bombs, they actually hide and stuff
>>
>>562011769
>get sent to madrid servers
>playing abrams
>ult someone with debuff reduction before I have any duration upgrades
>throw a heavy anyway
>physically see him parry before my punch connects and my melee goes through anyway
>>
The amount of fun I has in this game is a proportion in reverse of how many times McGinnis appears inside the games.
>>
>>562011861
>I feel like after ritualist people no longer get randomly blasted by my bombs, they actually hide and stuff
I try to predict their movement but I'm also a shitter in Arcanist 1 so my experience does not mean much.
>>
Feels like my hitbox lags behind me recently.
>>
File: 1773820460633890.png (2.14 MB, 807x1079)
2.14 MB
2.14 MB PNG
>>562011647
High risk high reward, as the other anon said one connected parry is instant death if theres more than one person there. My rule of thumb is to through hooks left and right until they finally remember they have a parry key, then I start heavy baiting the shit out of them. Being able to move in any direction during a heavy is kino.
>>
DAVAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJxpvv06Ss
>>
imma go to sleep early today
I really do think I had given myself a concussion from that one time melty some time ago today. The headache and lack of focus keeps increasing in strength to a point I no longer feel alright.
GN anons
>>
File: deadlock.png (886 KB, 1614x2048)
886 KB
886 KB PNG
>>561997338
With the power of a trackpad and the markup pen on preview
>>
>>562012474
Is that pocket?
>>
>fail to connect twice
>Get banned
ebin oh well time to infest dota2
>>
>>562011647
>>562012223
I am in shitlow so everybody and their mother tries heavy meleeing me if I go up to them. That's when I parry and unleash a can of whoop ass
The secret Chinese melee technique is to buy fleetfoot and turn it on right before your melee connects to cancel the melee animation outright but still make that person panic parry, which is when the ACTUAL punch comes
>>
>>562012474
>Favoritr/Current
Gohan?
>>
File: she got shown the doorway.jpg (321 KB, 1836x2448)
321 KB
321 KB JPG
um... pocketbros? silverbros?
>>
File: cat-holding-head-cat.gif (3.4 MB, 498x498)
3.4 MB
3.4 MB GIF
>>562012223
How do I stop someone from light melee spamming me?
>I parry. He heavies me for free
>I dont parry. I get slapped 4 times.
>I light melee in response. I get auto parried
>>
How retardedly bloated will this game get once cosmetics start dropping?
>>
File: 1766866027994942.png (224 KB, 344x612)
224 KB
224 KB PNG
>>562012657
The DoorCHAD has begun his great work!
>>
>>562011798
Yeah but when you turn it around a single missed parry means a free heavy melee, you just have to bait it out which is easy to do when you've been meleeing all game and they expect you to do it.
>>
File: DoormanKneel.png (54 KB, 327x382)
54 KB
54 KB PNG
>>562012657
>>
File: file.png (92 KB, 543x166)
92 KB
92 KB PNG
oh wow crazy, why this time Haze wasn't automatically fed and is an auto win like every time she's against me? hmmmm hhmmmm curious curious
>>
>>562012545
>>562012650
It's supposed to be Miku with the little bandana...
>>
>>562009132
eh i guess i can kinda see it, idk her character much so i cant be sure
mina compliments a lotta women but it's mostly just fashion stuff
>>
>>562012329
why are russians in my games always playing abrams/wraith/haze
>>
>>562012569
my sweet baby boy found out about heavy melee canceling... they grow up so fast...
>>
veil walker on haze what are we thinking?
>>
>>562013063
>>562012569
DO NOT DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
>>
>>562013157
hmm nyes i will spend 3200 souls to do what i already do for free
>>
>>562012223
>high risk high reward
Crazy because the rest of this fucking game is zero risk, gigantic reward
>>
>>562013157
nigger just max cloak and buy rapid recharge or what did they remove charges from haze's cloak when I wasn't looking?
>>
antimage hero now
>>
File: 1773517757980493.png (156 KB, 508x623)
156 KB
156 KB PNG
Sex with Sinclair
>>
>>562011698

It's right here.
>>561994860
>>
File: file.png (95 KB, 539x170)
95 KB
95 KB PNG
come on do something haze you are an auto win come on
>>
File: poop.png (2.16 MB, 1903x1080)
2.16 MB
2.16 MB PNG
new valve black woman of unoriginality just dropped
>>
>>562013430
"What's thine, is mine"
the alt costume line that I remember most is
"If I ever throw out a thy or thine, just kill me now"
How could an Anti-mage hero work in this game though? Considering there's no Mana
>>
>>562013248
>>562013361
ok what about rapid recharge and duration extender (which is a super good item on haze because all of her abilities benefit a lot from it)
its for my perma invis capacitor rem abduction build
>>
>>562011698
On the replies, it's the build Id. Just search for it.
>>561995254
>>
>>562013430
Stop reading my mind I was about to post this. Warden kinda fills the role of cucking m1ggers and spiritniggers but someone outright hostile to ability casting would go crazy.
>>
>>562012657
Thats a long ass skirt
>>
>>562013708
skinwalker demon tricking naive girl into doing it's bidding is literally just graves
but it seems alright since at least it's mysterious, and deadlock is kinda lacking in that department
>>
>>562013762
I had a haze teammate go 4.8k spirit spike with bullet resist shredder, improved spirit and arcane surge and it worked out quite well.
>>
>>562013708
Every piece of fiction has its obligatory black dyke fan OC.
>>
File: Really.jpg (27 KB, 565x542)
27 KB
27 KB JPG
>>562013708
>Female Venator
>Has a girlfriend
Why do faggots keep larping as Catholics?
>>
>>562013708
>fat black gay (trans?) nun with tiny tits
>all three tags are just about how gay she/her is
Oy vey!
>>
What does he do?
>>
>>562014017
Why do you?
>>
>>562013758
>How could an Anti-mage hero work in this game though? Considering there's no Mana
ammo burn and reflecting spirit damage
>>
>>562014043
makes me say slurs in lane then nothing for 30 minutes
>>
>>562013973
that's more of an ult build though isnt it?
>>562014036
bigger tits than celeste tbdesu
>>
>>562013708
>female she/her
what other kinds of female are there? god i fucking hate pronountards
>>
>>562013708
>dyke nun
do they even know what Catholics say about homosexuality
>>
>>562014017
Venator explicitly states that there are "men and women of the venators" so that particular part of the tire fire is not off base.

>>562014196
Celeste is an acrobat, low body fat is expected. And she has a nice flat tummy unlike troon nun there.
>>
I'm seeing everyone rushing toxic bullets rn this is cancer
>>
>>562014196
>that's more of an ult build though isnt it?
I mean maybe but he was using it for his dagger and cloak as well. Since arcane surge adds both spirit power and duration you get more duration on your cloak than by buying superior duration, and you get even MORE when you buy improved spirit as well, which can upgrade into boundless for lategame as well.
>>
>>562014226
basically afabs wanted to be trans too so they invented retarded pronoun stuff and larp as he/they/she "femboys" (they look identical to a quirky women)
and now they all ask everyone's pronouns to be "allies" even DOE it mostly just hurts trans women and anyone who wants to get gendered female is going to be making an effort to present that way anyway
>>
File: Eq0Jp8KWMAAH9Sx.jpg (158 KB, 1200x901)
158 KB
158 KB JPG
DotaGODS will be eating well when Holdwink and QoP finally get added.
>>
>decide to try out the top "hybrid" build on Bebop
>gives me a bunch of random shit that doesn't amount to anything
>build expects me to be able to click 4 buttons when I hook someone
>>
>>562012891
I don't care, give me the coomer skins already Valve
>>
fuck it I'm not trying to play m1 anymore, every game I go 0/10 fuck that
>>
File: 1771405324455329.jpg (209 KB, 1280x720)
209 KB
209 KB JPG
>>562014017
Not defending that trash OC but nuns and female-only catholic schools are a fairly common setting in yuri stories for obvious reasons.
>>
File: 1745773082949100.png (671 KB, 680x680)
671 KB
671 KB PNG
C&C
>>
>>562014921
That's gay though
>>
>>562014453
>Celeste is an acrobat, low body fat is expected
she has 0 tits, they're not even AA cups they're just not there
>>562014589
it's mostly because spirit power + range + duration + dash jumping in is super good for haze ult
maybe i should play stamina haze more but i always go fury trance and with the sprint speed on cloak i just never really need the extra stamina or recovery it feels like
>>
how hard do bop bombs actually scale? whenever i'm in lane against him my #1 priority is not approaching so i'm not giving him free stacks but i feel like i give up so much space in the process
>>
File: 1637062873881.jpg (43 KB, 500x500)
43 KB
43 KB JPG
>>562013708
why do all faggots have this abhorrent artstyle? also wtf is up with her hand?
>>
File: It's.gif (1.06 MB, 498x230)
1.06 MB
1.06 MB GIF
>>562013708
>>
File: fqwfqwasd.png (1.46 MB, 1614x2048)
1.46 MB
1.46 MB PNG
>>561997338
>>
>>562013708
shes a concordlike design
>>
>>562015343
i think the creature is cool, we need stuff like that
>>
silver change idea
>keeps her gun when she transforms
>doesn't get new abilities, uses the same ones as her human form
>just a werewolf running around with a shotgun
thots?
>>
who got the why nigger talking mirage screenshot?
>>
>Ivy main
>Working on getting better with Paige
>Will Rem when I have to
>Game macro feels intuitive and rewarding, I love split pushing and do genuinely enjoy jannying
>Feel like I have better movement than most of my ritualist lobbies
>Am dogshit at trading, consistently lowest player damage on my team, scoring kills is largely incidental
>I dread laning into Mirage or getting jumped by the gigafarmed Haze
>Most of my deaths come from 1v1 or ganks where I realize in the half second before I even start taking damage that I'm way out of position

Where should I go from here to make face tanking m1 feel less like ass? Every time I start getting lit up I feel like I've already lost the fight and just flail around watching my health bar. Should I grind learning my counter items? Do I need to let lane partners die more instead of trying to rescue beam their dives and getting melted for it? Is there a supporty character that doesn't mind getting clicked on?
>>
>>562015487
Just make her claw swipes have 5-10 meter range or something, it's just too short.
>>
>>562013708
modern day catholics would see no problem with this btw
>>
File: m.jpg (14 KB, 191x274)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
>>562015473
The concept is salvageable if you remove the negress and replace it with a cute girl/twink. The monster is pretty cool.
>>
File: file.png (681 KB, 1522x767)
681 KB
681 KB PNG
woah we didnt win crazy how did that happen? impossible, something is wrong there Yoshi, why my haze and vic weren't hyper carries who won the game?
>>
>>562013758
Burns ammo
>>
File: 1745953199012194.png (2.95 MB, 2000x1855)
2.95 MB
2.95 MB PNG
is haze african?
>>
File: 1773528653837728.png (1.38 MB, 1520x1324)
1.38 MB
1.38 MB PNG
>>562013708
venator would put this bitch 12 feet deep
>>
>>562015585
keep a close eye on the minimap so you can keep close tabs on where the enemy gankers are and how likely you are to be jumped, risk assessment is huge. you can't get ganked if you're already gone before they show up
>>
>>562015814
she sounds white idk ask yoshi
>>
File: FXZEOp9UIAAYaow.jpg (25 KB, 526x268)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>562015721
The problem was its your Haze instead of their haze.
>>
What's a black nigger hero they could add that wouldn't be a DEI slop character?
>>
>>562015312
Shit, viper found the ipecac
>>
I play mina any pocket players want to duo and ERP in voice chat while not playing the game? Im oracle 3
>>
>>562016012
They already did and it's Infernus. Every other nigger is DEI.
>>
>>562016012
I remember an anon coming up with like a black supremacist dude who can be the friends of humanity representative in game.
>>
File: 1774347710014909.jpg (24 KB, 783x522)
24 KB
24 KB JPG
>>562015721
>hyper feeding as Paige
>constantly spamming the thread crying about how shit you are at the game
>>
File: 1748608711390543.jpg (456 KB, 1448x2048)
456 KB
456 KB JPG
C&C
>>
File: calico.jpg (124 KB, 1280x720)
124 KB
124 KB JPG
>>562015343
Concord is a gem buddy
>>
>>562016012
The Ghost of Martin Luther Kang Jr.
His ultimate ability: "Separate but Equal" push apart all enemies and allies in area while equalizing their health percentages.
>>
>>562016217
this is literally calico
>>
>>562016012
voodoo priest in a grass skirt
>>
>>562016145
hmm something is wrong there tho, we should have won, Haze was with us, this is weird, it should have been an auto win

it couldn't be that lone me ruined the game, that's impossible, this cannot happen, why can one player just ruin it? hmmm weird, there's this law of big numbers and shit, statistically i should have gotten a win, it's a fair game after all, weird how that works

so you lose if you feed and lose if you tryhard, weird
>>
File: Spoiler Image (4 KB, 184x184)
4 KB
4 KB JPG
>>562016012
Haitian voodoo hero.
With Maledict.
>>
>>562016012
John Henry, the Steel Driving Man. We don't have a train-themed hero yet either, it's ripe for the picking.

>>562016230
Kino
>>
>>562016353
Nigga I am not reading all that cope
>>
>>562015650
trvke, i think the twink idea is better because we already sort of have that dynamic with the cute girl in graves
also because monsterfuckers would go crazy
>>562015835
i dont think venator is super homophobic because there will always be actual paranormal stuff and demons to seethe about instead
>>
Why is pocket briefcase not considered a mobility ability?
>>
>>562015721
>23 deaths
do i even need to put anything else here
>>
File: 1763996950481722.png (3.56 MB, 2734x2484)
3.56 MB
3.56 MB PNG
>>
>>562016378
OH LOOK AT IT GO
>>
>>562016480
>mobility ability
>doesn't mobilite you
>>
>>562016217
>that one animated show they made where they all look stylized
>all the character designs immediatelly make sense
Why do so many games go for the ULTRAREALISM SLOP instead of just creating nice looking games?
>>
>>562016012
infernus players are niggers but he is pretty cool
>>
>>562015835
This is why I love him.
>>
>>562016597
it moves him from the map into a briefcase
>>
File: 1749255635544347.jpg (148 KB, 1320x1277)
148 KB
148 KB JPG
>>562016394
Anons aren't ready for Big John
https://youtu.be/vxTqq4g2KTY?si=KEc2HP3BCDBM28aU
>>
>>562016230
desu just have his ultimate be called "I Have a Dream" where he judges players not by their performance in game, but by the content of their character, doing more damage based on how many times they've been penalized due to player reports
>>
>>562010956
metro is not a pro player lmao hes boosted eternus
>>
>600mb update
whos getting new animations this time?
>>
>>562016353
its ok to be bad at the game
>>
>>562016858
based. Total Russian death.
>>
>>562016487
impossible i should have won, haze was with us, every game i was in if game lasted long enough haze won, how? this cannot be
>>
How do I Mirage?
>>
>>562016962
nah im actually really good, most games i am hypercarry with most kills and mvp, but they had HAZE and game lasted long and we lost, something doesnt add up here hmmm, weird almost like matchmaking is retarded and im always put in game with turbo retards hmmmmmmm
>>
>>562017193
SeekerGOD
>>
yoshitniggerfaggot is really going to leave the game in the state it is now for at least 4 more weeks while he vacations in hawaii and drops a patch adding new parry animations reddit suggested just to rub it in our faces
>>
>>562016942
Viscous got a fisting animation.
>>
>>562016858
Instant fucking main

>>562016816
At last a man of culture
>>
>>562017505
graves won
sneed
>>
>>562017370
hmm no but why last game i had haze going 20/0 on enemy team but my haze this game was 0/10? it shouldn't matter if i was 23 deaths, she should have been a carry, makes no sense
>>
I will keep Int Feeding until i get those mystical 342543895/0 enemies i always fucking have to face after my lane feeds on MY team and i auto win. Until then, i will ruin games for everyone. Fuck your game Yoshi.
>>
>>562017882
based
>>
>>562017505
sigh guess ill just play victor and make my teammates carry me for the whole month
>>
>>562014183
>>562015771
>burns ammo
that sounds like Anti-Gun, not Anti-Mage
>>
File: rem killed.png (449 KB, 662x540)
449 KB
449 KB PNG
>>
>>562005052
>play Rem
>low souls
>fuck all damage
>full active items ASAP
>win
It's that shrimple
Conquer your greed and you conquer the game
>>
>>562017882
Gorth-sama...
>>
>>562018149
>acquire this much unsecured money
>die to jungle creep
>let carry grab money
Explain to me why this wouldn't work
>>
>>562013943
Nigga that's a coat
>>
>>562017505
You're seething again, take your meds
>>
>>562018124
the "mages" also have guns here
>>
File: H2ua.png (281 KB, 603x584)
281 KB
281 KB PNG
>>
>>562013708
>Saint turns to to be demon
That might be a little too accurate for Roman Papists
>>
>600mb update
what is it?
>>
>>562018412
You really think you could give up that much money?
>>
File: 1764227615137580.png (546 KB, 960x657)
546 KB
546 KB PNG
>>562015814
Shes a shadow demon.
>>
File: AA6PTv.jpg (189 KB, 1080x810)
189 KB
189 KB JPG
>>
>>562014665
What is an afab, you're giving me a headache
>>
File: file.jpg (10 KB, 211x239)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>fucks off to hawaii while the game is in its current state
he can't keep getting away with it
>>
>>562018751
silversisters... this does not look good for us!!
>>
File: file.png (102 KB, 530x182)
102 KB
102 KB PNG
Another part of my Int Feeding adventure!

This time, i got 1/10 Celested on my team! Weird! When she's on enemy team, she goes 20 KILL STREAK and carries the game! And doorman, not like the one i faced last game. VERY WEIRD!!!!!
>>
>>562018759
assigned female at birth (Women)
i think that anon is complaining about the retarded skanks that use they/them but are obvious women larping as femboy
>>
File: 1758667648506313.png (239 KB, 514x787)
239 KB
239 KB PNG
>>562017613
Speaking of southern kino, we really need an old school rhinestone cowboy. Could be a mediocre country singer trying to make his break, weaponized guitar riffs. His ult is him playing a solemn country tune that debuffs people in ear shot with melancholy.
https://youtu.be/2tiGG45ge9g?si=nyOz01sddDofQ3I-
>>
File: HElqaTXXsAAM49O.jpg (188 KB, 1080x810)
188 KB
188 KB JPG
>>562018751
>>
>>562018501
They still mostly rely on their abilities though.
>>
I feel like the game sucks when counterspell is on everyone and used properly. I wanna go back to pisslow and just eat the abilities man.
>>
>>562018751
Silver in-between human and beast form
>>
>>562018759
it stands for assigned female at birth, "progressive" women use it now because trannies would be able to take some of their female privilege otherwise
>>
any patch notes? what's up with this update
>>
>>562019005
new parry animation
>>
>>562018751
WHO THE FUCK FED SILVER FFS, JUST FF SHES TOO OP
>>
>>562018149
>>562018412
Genuinely how do you even get this much money unsecured money outside of like a quadra kill on people that also had bags?
I run 4 sinners boxes and do 3 medium camps and still only have like 1k unsecured.
>>
File: EIxNC.jpg (93 KB, 764x1057)
93 KB
93 KB JPG
>>
>>562018971
That explains the stream of consciousness woman babble that I glossed over, ty.
>>
>>562018751
Easy on the souls, Silver.
>>
>>562018667
more 1gig worth of parry animations (it's going to be like 2 new animations)
>>
>>562006823
this is just a MVM community map
>>
>fag blames me for losing the game
>next game he's on the opposite team
>he gets shitstomped
always a fun feeling
>>
>>562018751
>all those ugly as sin minas
Yeah, I can see why Arin trooned out
>>
>>562019116
why does paige look like a trog
>>
File: HESZKJYbwAAbqv8.jpg (266 KB, 1600x2400)
266 KB
266 KB JPG
>>
>fag loses me the game and goes 2/12
>next game he's on the opposite team
>he actually plays well this time
>>
>silver STILL doesn't have any new animations
they really hate this bitch huh?
>>
im not gonna sugarcoat it vyperbros...
point blank -> burst fire -> lucky shot
>>
>>562011302
Table tennis, swimming, and archeryCHADS stay winning.
>>
File: jpdbvgyak4e91.jpg (28 KB, 600x600)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
>>562018940
>Silver too fat for the frame
STOP BULLYING SILVER
>>
>>562019313
Artist's self insert.
>>
>>562019127
i just dont like theyfabs okay?
>>
>>562019331
would
>>
File: 44f.png (636 KB, 654x415)
636 KB
636 KB PNG
well?
>>
File: file.png (90 KB, 198x199)
90 KB
90 KB PNG
>>562019365
>We lose out on a close game the was lost at draft
>Fag soft blames me with passive aggressiveness
>gg lol
>Next match we're on the same team and win comfortably
>"I got the wrong impression bro, gg"
Felt tempted to call him a nigger last game too but was rewareded for my patience I g.
>>
>>562019595
crazy how white men went from literally ruling the world 100 years ago to this
>>
>>562019210
at least it's not doppler or scallops. fuck those maps
>>
File: file.png (641 KB, 1528x817)
641 KB
641 KB PNG
Another fascinating game!

Can someone explain to me why neither my Wraith, nor my Silver, nor the Celeste nor Kelvin nor Doorman went 30/0 unkillable machines like they ALWAYS are on enemy team? Anyone?
>>
>600mb
what did they change @bros
>>
maybe the 600mb update was the fabled matchmaking update
>>
>>562019595
i would never yell at my Paige sissy
i would however slap her ass and call her 'good girl'
>>
>they still havent looked at the changelog
lol
>>
>>562019784
those changes would all be on the backend thoughever
>>
>>562019672
>Died 19 times
Its almost like the other team has access to a steady supply of souls that allows them to scale into unkillable machines. I guess it can't be helped.
>>
File: file.png (42 KB, 193x109)
42 KB
42 KB PNG
>>562019595
Mental illness
>>
>pissy and fed the enemy
lel lmao go to touch grass. people playing this shit like it's a personality
>>
- Graves: Removed from the game
- Graves: Readded to the game, renamed to Grave Talon
- Graves: Zombies replaced with walking owls

- Victor: No longer heals from damage
- Victor: Heals the enemy when he jumpstarts

- Doorman: Renamed to Wallman
- Wallman: Places down walls instead of doors

- Vindicta: Blind and deaf
- Vindicta: Ult replaced with Rem ult
- Vindicta: Gun scaling nerfed (0.8 > 0.1)

- Mina: Replaced bats with rats
- Mina: Love Bites removed, replaced with Rat Bites

- Rat King: Added to game
- Rat King: Ult replaced with Victor Ult
- Rat King: Rat Decimation cooldown increased by 36s

- Seven: Renamed to Six
- Seven: No longer does damage, heals the enemy instead
>>
>>562019672
you almost hit 20 deaths, you were more helpful to the enemy team than your own
>>
File: 1755588060166330.png (122 KB, 374x258)
122 KB
122 KB PNG
>>562019948
>- Seven: Renamed to Six
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>562019948
Finally a leakerbro comes to the rescue
>>
File: 1725351276036659.png (117 KB, 663x695)
117 KB
117 KB PNG
>>562019672
>being the agent
>complains you didn't have smurfs to carry you
>>
>>562019948
>- Victor: No longer heals from damage
>- Victor: Heals the enemy when he jumpstarts
wouldn't shock me if they did that
>>
- Shiv: Stamina reduced to 0.3
- Shiv: Knives now instantly kill enemies under 40% HP
>>
File: 1774896730734257.jpg (441 KB, 1614x2048)
441 KB
441 KB JPG
>>561997338
>>
>>562019918
Impossible. Even when enemy team had people like this, they always had hypercarry Haze, Wraith or Victor who won the game. How does that happen?
>>
>>562020117
drooling retard
>noo give us the normal healing rate back yoshi please this is unfair
>ok
>wait noooo not like th-ACK
>>
>>562020150
>no MinaButt
weak
>>
>>562020197
what
>>
>>562018667
>>562019164
And none of that is for Silver, who is still using seven's animations and looks ridiculous.
>>
>>562019918
>>562019958
So why do i lose games where i almost never die and get billion kills and have the most souls of anynone? Almost like this shit doesn't matter. I ALWAYS get turbo retards in my team. No exception. And ALWAYS get hypercarries in enemy team, no exception.

Why the fuck do you autolose if you feed but not autowin when you hypercarry? Makes no sense. I should have won at least once even when turbo int feeding.
>>
>>562020150
>victard -> graves
kwab
>>
do you think yoshi gets off on all the speculation when he releases a patch with no notes?
>>
File: file.png (661 KB, 720x901)
661 KB
661 KB PNG
I haven't died over 15 times in the last twenty matches, usually I stay under 10 with most deaths being hyper aggression in lane phase to warm up, if you die 19 times that's being an agent. Vyper is easily bottom tier and if you're not carrying shit you're actively being a burden.
>>
they need to make geist ugly so all of the shitter waifufags swap off
>>
>>562020324
Seven's Animations look fine and there is nothing wrong with re-using animations. Unless you think Valve needs to spend 12 more years developing the game before they are ready for open beta?
>>
>>562019672
Figured out how to make gun rem work, lol
>>
>>562020472
Shes hot and S tier, and still her pick rate isnt even top 10
>>
Silver is such a fucking worthless hero holy shit
>>
>>562015814
she shares base model with Wraith and Calico so probably
>>
File: 1772042409806105.jpg (1.62 MB, 1854x2666)
1.62 MB
1.62 MB JPG
>>562020267
I'm already getting ready for sv_pure

>>562020395
I enjoy tanks in general, Abrams and Billy are also some of my favorites
>>
TURN ON CNN
SV_PURE IS ACTIVE
>>
even league allows you to play ranked with custom skins.

sv_pure ain't happening.
>>
>>562020658
>silver does literally nothing if she doesnt hit her skill shots
>silvertroons rarely do
ok but why do so many spiritsissies get to have lane wide AOE nukes so that even a blind retard would be able to get more value out of them than a silver having a bad game?
>>
>>562020474
Animations don't take that long to make, and they should at the very least change that parry animation.
>>
>>562019672
You literally fed your ass off
>>
>15 mins and haven't gotten into a match yet
Did the update kill matchmaking or what?
>>
>>562014017
1. Insert.
2. Subvert.
3. Monopolize.
4. Destroy.
>>
>>562020474
Once HL3 is out they'll shift Deadlock into full gear and give us the GT, Warden and Yamato redesigns.
>>
>>562020956
EU? I'll hop on
>>
Silver is pretty fun but damn she falls off hard late game.
>>
File: file.png (219 KB, 737x591)
219 KB
219 KB PNG
>>562020876
>>562020876
>absolutely curb stomp the enemy team as silver paige
>my silver is 5-0 because of me
>they end the game 5-8 and do nothing the rest of the game
L O L
>>
>>562020474
>implying
>>
>>562020956
Yoshi is resetting everyone's ranks
>>
>>562020338
I think you just suck at leading a team to victory, all of your items are selfish purchases that don't enable anyone on your team, you're going pure damage but not dealing any, either Vyper is in a dogshit state, or you simply don't understand how to play with a team
>>
>>562021048
That's what you get for not going spirit silver. Gun Silver is a meme.
>>
>>562020876
>hit everything
>still do nothing
How about you play this dogshit hero
>>
>>562020951
OK? Who cares nigger? Every time i ask why i lost after doing everythign right, objectives, never died, hypercarry, you retarded niggerfaggots always answer "some games are unwinnabble"

Why some games aren't unloseable then? Huh? If there are no games like that, game is not balanced properly and it's shit design.
>>
>>562019672
Nigga at like 10 deaths you should have just stopped leaving the base and either cleared waves hitting your base guardians/shrines (who are we kidding, the walkers are gone) or literally just sat in spawn clicking the balls and you'd still be less of a burden on your team.
>>
>>562021220
>hit everything
>transform 5 feet from an enemy that is max half health
>do nothing
uhhh this one might be on you unc
>>
Ever since they changed how Silver's 2 works it feels like I pass through people all the time
>>
File: 1773658940437340.png (1.04 MB, 1400x1600)
1.04 MB
1.04 MB PNG
mina is so freakin toxic
>>
>>562021184
Don't fucking care. 5 games recently at least i lost because i told them to go mid, they didn't. Died and enemy took mid and we lost. "Lead your team" what if they are drooling retards that don't listen every time? Even if you are a hypercarry that helped them feed themselves? EVERY FUCKING NIGGER TIME? Thanks Yoshi for such teams.
>>
>>562020906
>he doesn't liks when a horny bitch in heat presents her ass for breeding
>>
>>562021331
t. never played silver
Play the hero before discussing it, please.
>>
>>562019595
>stubble
>no tits
>male fat distribution
why do sub 2 yr hrt hondosed trannies post themselves like this? are they not ashamed?
>>
>>562021476
Explain to me what happens after you hit your full combo
>>
>>562021280
>why i lost after doing everythign right,
You died 19 times.
>Why some games aren't unloseable then?
You died 19 times.
>>
>>562012984
Have you tried building metal skin?
>>
>>562021609
>You died 19 times.
i died 5-6 times most with 20 kills nigger, still lost the game, fuck you i hope your mother dies of cancer
>>
>>562021634
buying metal skin against your own haze
kek
>>
Even a game with a 100k soul diff is winnable it's just that the odds of winning become astronomically lower unless everyone on the enemy team suddenly experiences brain death.
>>
>>562019331
MINA HAM

STAND UP AND TAKE WHAT IS YOURS (FROM THE BUFFET LINE)
>>
are there a lot of cheaters in this game? i dont think ive ever encountered one
>>
>>562021452
it's just reusing seven parry and doesn't fit her character.
>>
>>562020956
>>562021038
Invite me
>>
>>562021480
>are they not ashamed?
They are. Why do you think they're so desperate for attention and validation?
>>
>>562021739
yes, leads matter less and less late because percentages item tiers power spikes blah blah blah, but the team has that lead in the first place because they won every team fight and have better macro. that will not change at the end because you got pity urn and buy spirit burn
>>
File: 1746135040183427.gif (868 KB, 200x180)
868 KB
868 KB GIF
>>562021739
trvke... I've pulled games out of my ass with a 40-50k soul difference because their coordination just fell the fuck apart and they kept slinking in to die one at time a time thinking they'd power scaled us
>>
>>562021827
it's pretty easy to fix with a decent dose and enough effort to get laser
>>
>>562021739
100k between like 50k and 150k is unwinnable, 100k between 300k and 400k is much less of a difference.
>>
File: 1769245676059288.jpg (88 KB, 646x646)
88 KB
88 KB JPG
>>562021928
>at time a time
I am uuuh I duuuh uhm duuuuuh
>>
>>562021746
KEK
>>562021776
I've seen like two or three aimbotters in 1000 hours but plenty of autoparry niggers
>>
How do you fly with Venator's gutshot?
I always see clips of them getting great speed and distance but when I do it it feels like a wet fart not worth the cooldown
>>
>>562021563
You turn into a wolf that does nothing, honestly next time I play this dogshit hero I won't put any points in the """ult"""
>>
how the fuck do you play bebop
is memeshit echo shard bomb build the only viable way now
>>
>>562022182
silverfags have been saying that for 3 patches now
>>
>>562022193
memeshit echo fart bomb and then go tank with witchmail
>>
>>562022173
shoot it at the same time you perform a wall jump, like shiv's alt-fire
>>
>>562022193
be low to mid elo
get fed in lane
run around and hook people into your team mates
spam your ult every opportunity

I don't like echoshard on him that much
>>
File: Wraith.jpg (135 KB, 832x862)
135 KB
135 KB JPG
<Insert BWC here.>
>>
>>562022193
buy curse
>>
>>562021452
Seven's walking/running animation on her also looks like a tard without his wrangler. It just looks bad, the standing pose is okay but that's about it.

>>562021428
Definitely noticed this happening more often.
>>
>>562022182
>no points in ult
>get forced to ult
>no resistances
>no move speed to run away
>die
Brilliant plan.
>>
File: file.png (105 KB, 536x183)
105 KB
105 KB PNG
got a hypercarry Haze FINALLY so game decided to throw me a leaver LMAOOOOOOO TOTALLY FUN AND FAIR MATCHMAKNG TOTALLY NOT RIGGED LOSSES LMAO GOOD JOB YOSHI
>>
>>562022262
Because it's been true for 3 patches, every time I play against a Silver I just kill her when the ult pops (can't even decline turning into a shitty melee creep lol), the only positive impact this hero has is making retards that think the wolf is dangerous run away.
>>562022509
>no points in ult
>ult can never pop
>never turn into a shitty melee creep
Better plan than being forced to transform from a mediocre hero into a worthless hero.
>>
File: 1717973602218.png (403 KB, 1015x358)
403 KB
403 KB PNG
>>562019595
Would yell at her in deadlock

>>562019654
>implying crying and sobbing about le men are weak is a new phenomenon
you can find articles from fucking 1920s saying that modern man is not what he used to be.
>>
>>562022724
>her
>>
File: 1743404767505123.png (118 KB, 701x492)
118 KB
118 KB PNG
Does this retard just love the sound of his own keys typing or what?
>>
I thought Curse disabled Victor's ult. Nigger hero.
>>
>>562022301
Like press fire at the same time or time the shot since it has an animation to fire at the same time as the wall jump?
I'm assuming the closer you get to the initial speed boost of the wall jump the farther you're sent
>>
>>562022674
what build do you use
>>
>>562022783
gutshot/right click FIRST, then walljump. both of those abilities reset your velocity so you have to use them first
>>
>>562022573
i actually start to believe you are extremely unlucky lmao
>>
>>562022875
Tried several builds, all of them sucked.
Built express shot, point blank, kinetic dash, weighted shots then went green.
Won, but felt like I had half the impact any real hero would have had.
>>
>>562022993
Gotcha, I'll start practicing that stuff.
Thanks
>>
>>562021428
Same but Calico 2. Drives me insane but nobody else seems to have noticed it.
Calico 4 also has an annoying tendency ti not apply the exit damage randomly.
>>562022193
Gun Bebop is surprisingly fun and compliments both his 1 and 3 decently, but does nothing for bomb and ult.
>>
Silvertroons really got mindbroken. Latched onto to an OP character, got to play her at her most broken for weeks. Now that she is nerfed and balanced they stack infinite greens trying to chase the high of being an unkillable 1v6 diver under walker and wonder why it feels like they are tickling people lmao
>>
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS GAME IS NIGGER RIGGED BY YOSHI RETARDED FAGGOT FOR FUCKS SAKE THE ONE TIME I HAVE TEAM THAT IS NOT FULL OF RETARDS I GET A FUCKING LEAVER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK THIS NIGGERY NIGGER FUCKER GAME HOLY SHIT
>>
>oh my god a female is playing deadlock!!!
>its eskock
haha what was I thinking!!!!!!!!
>>
>>562023196
>silver
>ever op
The hero has never been op, upplaying discordtroon.
>>
>>562023297
>>561986473
>>
>>562023252
You lack mental fortitude to play competetive games, sorry. I suggest Sims or Minecraft.
>>
>>562023013
Embrace the spirit Silver sister!
>>
File: 1774638433711607.jpg (1.81 MB, 2854x4096)
1.81 MB
1.81 MB JPG
How long do cases of Silver Derangement Syndrome usually last? Honestly, I'm surprised this bout hasn't passed yet, like surely there comes a time you have to at least think once "ehh i guess she's not that strong..."
>>
>>562023254
Is eskay a troon or just naturally ugly?
>>
>>562023392
ok troon
>>
>>562023459
both
>>
>struggle to rank up, a little over 50/50
>finally get to Ritualist1
>have been on a horrific losing streak since
Am I just progressing backwards and getting worse
>>
>>562023459
Xhe is not afab if thats what xu mean
>>
>>562023392
>>561987284
>>
File: file.png (472 KB, 1467x684)
472 KB
472 KB PNG
>>562023398
You don't have mental fortitude to handle this shit niggerfaggot.
>>
>>562023459
oh 1000% out and proud flopping tranny deadcock
>>
File: 1472654362033.jpg (105 KB, 900x900)
105 KB
105 KB JPG
>>562023453
Silver upplayers are drooling stovetouching retards that got mindbroken by a hero that gets countered by literally anything because they are too deranged to change anything about their autistic monotone flowchart R->L playstyle.
They will never change their mind on the matter, as they are autistic troons, once they've decided something they are unable to ever change their mind on the matter regardless of what facts, arguments, or evidence is presented.
They will think Silver is OP and they will think that they are women until they commit suicide. For their families' sake I hope it happens sooner rather than later.
>>
File: wraith ass.jpg (120 KB, 690x891)
120 KB
120 KB JPG
Wraith is for high test men only
>>
File: 1751860132553050.png (336 KB, 500x669)
336 KB
336 KB PNG
>>562023617
You are dead weight in almost every game you post. (you) expect someone to carry you to victory.
>>
>>562023453
I just dont get it, its not like its a "just buy x bro and pray they arent fed" situation its a "you can buy literally any active and close your eyes and hard counter her" situation. Has to be people exclusively never buying actives, there is no other way. I think she is a solid C character now but not OP, a throw pick in a bad players hands.
>>
>>562022993
This shit is fucking obnoxious, why the fuck couldn't it be the other way around?
>>
File: 1754217500390852.png (259 KB, 800x450)
259 KB
259 KB PNG
>hop on deadlock for today, try and relax
>decide to do a few brool games since i won't be on for very long
>get 3-0'd 3 times in a row in 3v4 matches where some retard goes 0/5 because they don't know how to play the game
>one of them was some calico retard who dove the enemy team multiple times, for absolutely zero reason
i guess i just wasn't supposed to log on today my bad
>>
>>562023871
they didnt have asses like that in the 50s
>>
>>562023965
>hop on deadlock for today, try and relax
Already setting yourself up for failure
>>
Silver is weak...
>>
>hop on brawl
>dont give a shit about wins or losses because no rank who cares
>dive and make stupid plays because its fun
lol
>>
Graves upplayers are drooling stovetouching retards that got mindbroken by a hero that gets countered by literally anything because they are too deranged to change anything about their autistic monotone flowchart R->L playstyle.
They will never change their mind on the matter, as they are autistic troons, once they've decided something they are unable to ever change their mind on the matter regardless of what facts, arguments, or evidence is presented.
They will think Graves is OP and they will think that they are women until they commit suicide. For their families' sake I hope it happens sooner rather than later.
>>
>>562023908
Her biggest weakness is her complete inability to farm, unless you're brooling 100% of the time the hero falls off like a brick as it does nothing when behind.
The hero desperately needs some kind of bounty collecting shit for more souls from kills like Calico has.
>>
>>562023874
Yes yes, 20 kills and helping feeding the lanes is dead weight. You are a dead weight to your mother and she cries to sleep every night regretting she did not abort you.
>>
>>562024086
... to affection
>>
Ascendant might be the worse elo hell I've ever had the displeasure of being stuck in
>>
I hate Kelvin and Kelviniggers so much it's unreal
>>
They can only copy and corrupt, never create.
Very sad.
>>
File: 1749079515714148.gif (838 KB, 300x300)
838 KB
838 KB GIF
>>562024182
You posted back to back games of you feeding 20 kills to the enemy team you delusional subhuman
>>
>>562024257
...and belly rubs
>>
>>562020113
fat ivy my beloved
>>
whats the website for those pictures people post here related to the lane phase stats?
>>
>>562023254
bro, your big titty deadlock streamer is right here /xull
>>
they still haven't fixed ivy ult not being able to fly high in bases... incredible
>>
>>562023874
Always a fucking excuse with you niggers lmao:
>oh some games are just unwinnable
>oh ummm you didn't buy le 800 item to help you destro the 30/0 Calico
>oh umm ughghgu umm ughh im a droooling retard
>>
>>562024180
yes this is another issue, if you die pretty much once or twice you are dead weight for the rest of the game. She is almost always near or below supports in soul counts in DLNS
>>
>>562024515
It's just post-match stats from inside the game
>>
File: eskay bf.png (664 KB, 597x455)
664 KB
664 KB PNG
>>562023459
yes
>>
>>562024658
American women look like THAT?!
>>
>some games are unwinnable
>but that doesn't mean some games are unloseable

LMAO what is this shit game design then? Game is just randomly rigging the game against you and there's nothing you can do about it and you're fine with it? LMAOOOO

>>562024326
Why didn't i win them? Why enemy can go 0/3289473298472389074708932897480932478329 and still have turbofed Haze or Haze lasting long enough that autowins? HMMM??? You niggerfaggot? Your mother should choke to death on nigger shit.
>>
>>562024764
Settle down, alright?
>>
yoshi online rn
>>
File: 1772969286175366.png (25 KB, 449x317)
25 KB
25 KB PNG
>>562024764
Take your meds schizo, they might actually keep the delusions down enough that you'll stop dragging down every team you get stuck on L M A O
>>
>>562024658
OOF
>>
>>562024832
No fuck you you fucking nigger. Literally every fucking enemy game they get a hyperturbosmurfcarry that autowins it but me? I NEVER get them. I ALWAYS have to retardwrangle turbofuckingretards who cry on chat that their BUILD HAS AN ITEM ON 'N' KEYBIND THE FUCK YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONIC RETARDED FAGGOT HM????

Game is fucking turborigged against me. Cannot win even if i had 5 ETERNUS faggots in my team because Yoshi would magically make them lose 438923498327 IQ and make me autolose or disconnect them from game.

Kill yourself and your whole family.
>>
>>562024984
Hey man, calm down, okay?
>>
>>562025030
I hope you get a cute little daughter and you will have to watch her assraped to death. You and every retarded nigger i get matched with.
>>
File: 20260328_172541(1).jpg (260 KB, 1040x631)
260 KB
260 KB JPG
>>562024984
Cope and sneed
>>
>>562024984
Take a break and touch some grass.
>>
>>562022509
you can kinda get away with no t3 but you need t2
>>
>>562025101
NTA but you should unironically probably hop off of the internet for a bit to chill.
>>
>>562024764
it's ok to be bad at games anon, just focus on what you can improve and relax, there's no point in playing if you aren't having fun
>>
>>562022149
>I've seen like two or three aimbotters in 1000 hours but plenty of autoparry niggers
It sucks even harder when you realise they're just modding their game to make enemy melees specifically louder
>>
>>562025169
Fuck off nigger. I will keep int feeding every retard and i hope i run into one of you fags to ruin your game.
>>
Corona made in china >>562025101
>>
Sshhhh, shush shush shush.
I need you to cope and sneed just a little, okay?
You're getting so bent out of shape over a game that hasn't even left alpha. It's okay that you're bad. Shussshh.
>>
Add movement based inaccuracy to all weapons and skills
>>
Silvertrannies should kill themselves
>>
File: 1770093469797261.gif (2.49 MB, 498x498)
2.49 MB
2.49 MB GIF
>>562025261
Keep screaming into the void little buddy, it'll make you ten times better at deadlock
>>
File: exasperated dog.gif (957 KB, 300x300)
957 KB
957 KB GIF
>waaahhhh why don't i reliably win this game with 12 random people in it and so many moving parts i couldn't even name them all
>>
>>562025234
YES YES TOTALLY TOTALLY FAIR TO BE TURBOWINNING BUT ALWAYS HAVE RETARDS KNOW KNOWING BASIC MACROS WHO JUST NEVER END THE FUCKING GAME EVEN IF YOU SCREAM AT THEM TO DO SO OR GET A LEAVER ON THE 1/435345435345 CHANCE YOU HAPPEN TO GET NON-RETARDS LMAOO JUST GIT GUT JUST MANIPULATE THE QUANTUM RANDOMNESS OF THE UNIVERSE IN YOUR FAVOR TO GET BEST MATCHMAKING EVER LMAOOOOOOO
>>
>>562025392
it is inevitable
>>
>enemy ivy about to die from 2v1
>kelvin ults like a fucking retard and locks his teammate out
>fails to 1v1 ivy and she lives
I swear some people need brain lobotomies
>>
>>562024658
AND ESKAYYYYY
>>
File: 1773534028485284.png (51 KB, 187x232)
51 KB
51 KB PNG
uhm you guys are supposed to ignore xim btw
>>
>>562025457
I think you just need to stop being such a little bitch.
Your rank won't carry over to the full game anyway.
>>
File: 1744675512554688.jpg (99 KB, 900x1599)
99 KB
99 KB JPG
>>562025457
Have you tried being the carry? No? Then cry more!
>>
>>562025610
im gonna convince the retard to main graves and the sick him against the graves schizo when he returns
>>
crying about a fed haze is a sign of low t
>>
>>562025789
yo why she got such a fat butt tho
>>
File: 1755756844085694.png (196 KB, 1081x738)
196 KB
196 KB PNG
Everytime the schizo starts having a melty
>>
how do i play kelvin
ice path confuses and scares me
>>
>>562025610
Hold on he's almost killing himself
>>
File: disapproving silver.png (1.17 MB, 1024x1024)
1.17 MB
1.17 MB PNG
I liked it better when we were schizing out about Silver instead, can we go back to that part
>>
>get my 3rd and least comfortable pick
>every other lane feeds
>still manage to get most souls in the game by picks and good fundamentals
>can't carry anyway
You just HAVE to play an 1v11carry in this game, huh?
>>
>>562025916
buy EE, compress cooldown. Use Ice Path into Ice Beam, do damage and slow and win. Just dont ult basically
>>
>>562025931
lane rapists like apollo feel like a throw pick from how real the win lane lose game rule is
>>
Making a NEET hours EU party, anyone is welcome to join I don't care about your rank but I am archon 4 so you know what you're signing up for.

5WQ28

Keeping it up for around 5~ minutes from now before queueing.
>>
File: file.png (305 KB, 1260x265)
305 KB
305 KB PNG
WOW I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN I BET AN ETERNUS PRO WOULD BUY AN 800 SOUL ITEM THAT WOULD REVERSE TIME AND MODIFY GAME'S CODE TO GIVE ALL THE KILLS TO HIS TEAM JUST GIT GUD NIGGER

>>562025616
>Your rank won't carry over to the full game anyway.
They won't you moronic retarded niggerfaggot.
>>
>>562025924
Sorry but if graves gets nerfed they'll be even worse.
Graves schizo might actually kill himself.
>>
>>562019331
WOULD
>>
>>562026468
Try playing Graves anon, I know you are a big fan of Vyper and I am too, but at some point you have to stop torturing yourself and play a character that Valve has decided is S+ tier this patch. a Graves here would unironically be able to win this game in the hands of a competent player
>>
>>562024656
wtf...
>>
What exactly are the "you want to win, just pick a top tier" characters right now
>>
Kelvin nerfed to the ground when?
>>
>>562026704
fuck you nigger, just "GID GUD" RIGHT? JUST BECOME A HYPERCARRY AND CONTROL THE FLOW OF UNIVERSE TO GIVE YOU AUTOWINS RIGHT?

FUCKING STUPID NIGGER
>>
>>562027024
Just give her a try for one game, anon. Trust in me, im the only one here with your best interests in mind
>>
>>562026953
graves
kelvin
haze
>>
>>562027152
>haze
Come on man
>>
>>562027152
+mirage
>>
>>562026953
Kelvin for support, Graves (can't aim) and Mirage (can aim) for carrying. No frontliner feels stupidly OP right now since MoKrill got nerfed.
>>
File: file.png (37 KB, 564x124)
37 KB
37 KB PNG
If I close the game during this screen, does the match start without me or is it a remake?
I'm getting a lot of matches cancelled lately, maybe people found a way to game it when they don't get who they want.
>>
>>562027321
>maybe people found a way to game it when they don't get who they want.
there should be a way to do this after you see team comps
>>
>>562027302
mirage is also can't aim now
i saw that one webm from earlier
>>
>>562026468
>>562027024
Mad cuz bad
>>
>>562027096
I played her and even when i solo'd the base and took their shrines it didn't matter. We still lost because mad macros from entire enemy team. The FUCK you don't understand? I ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS get absolute turbo retards not even a 4 ETERNUS pro premade team would be able to carry.
>>
>>562027220
Anon she has a 56% winrate right now and the change to make her ult hit two people at once literally doubled her damage in teamfights.
>>
>>562027439
Yeah good point. I keep forgetting yoshi also fucked up mirage somehow into being a braindead no aim spirit nuker.
>>
>>562000173
>60 cents for two burgers that probably aren't dogshit quality.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
why doesn't deadlock have anti tank or % hp damage items
>>
Do you think yoshi realizes what makes Mirage so strong and just tweaked numbers cause he dgaf and is ready for vacation or do you think he actually has no idea and thought that hotfix was an impactful change
>>
>>562027739
But it does. In fact one of them is one of the best weapon items in the game.
>>
>>562027739
>Toxic Bullets
>Scourge
>TANKBuster (kinda)
>>
>>562027739
your tankbuster?
>>
Good 3rd for a Warden/Wraith player?
>>
>>562023459
that dumpy tho
>>
Been thinking about uhhhh
toxic bullets mo
Thoughts?
>>
>>562027982
any m1gger except venator, the only honest one in the game
>>
File: file.png (655 KB, 1521x749)
655 KB
655 KB PNG
>>562026468
WOW CRAZY HOW DID THAT HAPPEN I BET AN ETERNUS PRO WOULD JUST BUY A 1600 ITEM AND INSTAWIN THE GAME BECAUSE IT WOULD ERASE THE ENEMIES FROM EXISTENCE AND SENT A PEDO RAPE SQUAD TO KILL AND TORTURE THEIR DAUGHTERS, CRAZY FUCKING SHIT HUHH!HHH!?!?!?!??!?!??!
>>
>>562027982
Venator is an obvious choice but I'll say Vyper too. She's fun, also likes sitting in a side lane farming until her power spike, then just shoots and melts dudes. Has the same kinda combo between big spirit burst and M1 spam that Wraith has.
>>
>>562028151
how are you dying 12 times with like 8 stamina
>>
>>562028151
retard
>>
>>562028254
Look at the post i replied to you fucking moronic retard. Drifter was 20/0 because of retarded niggers feeding him.
>>
>>562028151
God you're fucking annoying, go take a shower
>>
>oracle 2
>melee sinclair
>not a single F was pressed
i
>>
Do you think me unga team bunga fags will ever learn, or is this madness just inherent to them for all their lives?
>>
>>562028151
>pink rank
are you even human? i don't even know what shitlow you are
>>
>>562028730
I think its just a MOBA thing but this is the only one ive ever played so I cant say for sure
>>
>>562028421
kill yourself you niggerloving faggotretard
>>
File: 1634466507366.jpg (185 KB, 640x640)
185 KB
185 KB JPG
how do you build or which items to buy on a hero? do you follow a build? this shit is addictive and i want to learn
>>
>>562029079
pick build with funny name
build L > R
>>
new thread:

>>562029234
>>562029234
>>562029234
>>
>>562028815
Nah it's definitely a thing in other games like shooters too
>>
>>562029079
avoid deathy and metro builds as a baseline, any build with trophy collector can be thrown out as well



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.