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Lisa Needs Braces Edition
>Previous
>>561911874

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Feb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14
Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0
Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796
Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0

>LATEST PATCHES
Mar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984
Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939
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You will continue to fight on the piss planet and you will enjoy it.
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The Raped
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>tr*nime spammer is also a pedophile
imagine my shock
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>>561975687
>he doesn't enjoy the modifier that reduces enemy armor level and allows lower AP weapons to be more viable
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Failed MO for a failed faction
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Reminder
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>>561975824
The constant piss fog on the ground reducing vision and the awful bloom when the sun shines on you is not enjoyable.
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>>561975824
would be great if it was active all the time and not during a piss storm sometimes, that way you could actually build around it instead of just taking what you'd take anyway and then occasionally being able to kill heavy units with medium pen weapons
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>>561975712
>>561975729
>>561975945
we are off to a fucking terrible start
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Dont forget the future Helldiver x Death Stranding collab
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>redditroon that can't clear D10 Oshaune makes a post to harrass the devs about "game balance"
>tries to hide behind "IT'S FOR CHARITY BRO"
>gets doxxed by nerfgods instead
>bends the knee instantly but still gets fired from both of his jobs lmao
>gets BTFOed so hard that it kills any future "challenges" effectively achieving the opposite goal of his spergout
Biggest KWAB moment I've seen in any game ever.
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>>561976174
if they can make BT's even slightly creepy unlike in DS that'd be kino
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posted it again award
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Every trailer and every tutorial video has 100% clear visibility all the way to the horizon
Meanwhile in game I have NEVER been on a planet that doesn't have some shitty fog effect
This is unironical false advertising, I'm SUING the sw*des
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>>561976174
>people who work on the game are named "developers"
>they dont actually "develop" anything
bravo kojima
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I love piss! Please add surstromming to in-game SC shop!
HELLDIVERS™ 2
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>>561976221
normies are still not ready for the real internet even after 30 fucking years
ngmi
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>>561975802
Weebsite
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>>561976403
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never reply to me again subhuman chimp
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>>561976410
>finding your pic in this fucking general
>mfw
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Lolicon lobby doko?
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>>561976504
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>>561976496
thanks for reminding them
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>>561976601
you're welcome
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>>561976774
>smoker
dropped
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>>561976774
>marlboro reds
shit taste
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Bots next, trust
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>>561976774
lobby in the next 6 seconds or im exploding
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>>561976716
league of legends icon
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>>561976774
That is one sweaty lady.
You think if you rubbed her armpits the right way they would squirt sweat?
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>>561976851
heh
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post yfw nothing came of this shit
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>>561977287
>AMRsissy detected
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>>561977349
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>>561977349
bro, the purple gloom?
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>>561977287
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This thread is fucking awful, make a new one and delete this disgrace
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stoker status?
tried it and it was ok, better than the defender but im not sure if its still worth taking over an AR despite having a flamer
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>>561975712
If leandivers looked like this I wouldn't want a squid or bug wife, but Super Earth will naturally learn nothing from this knowledge.
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Isn't this like the 5th MO we lose in a row?
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>>561977468
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>>561976851
This is a Swedish show btw. Presented by a ghetto immigrant "Swedish" kid speaking in and teaching people the Swedish equivalent of ebonics.
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>>561977287
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>>561977349
>when the 3rd party companion app puts more effort into your own news than the actual company does
good morning I hate sweden
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posted it again award
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>>561977521
stroker
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People always blame bugniggers but the game doesn't say anywhere that you're actively fucking over people doing the MO if you want to have fun on another planet/faction
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>>561977895
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what's the goal here fellas
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>>561978073
jesus this thread is so crap
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>>561978073
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>>561978117
you post one(1) jobby so these deranged schizos put that energy into something else
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>nerftroons are trying to change the narrative after ruining a man's life over a video game
kill yourselves
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>>561978117
crushing the skull of every tr*nime poster
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>>561975945
explains a whole lot, dude must really have nothing else in life other than shitposting on here
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>>561978641
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>>561978489
I don't want third world spammers in my lobby. plus I'm not hosting because I'm still on cyberstan and I don't want to leave because I finish the op
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>>561978562
>Hey the spear and pacifier are kind of lackluster
>"IM GOING TO GET YOU FIRED FROM YOUR JOB"
seriously, what was their problem?
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>>561978778
a retail employee called them sir once
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Would you trust the brain to extract
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>>561978758
pussy
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>>561978778
Imagine you unironically believe the game is literally perfect and the devs are gods.
And then somebody dares to challenge your developer gods.
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>>561978641
>>561978740
Holy shit the aussies are at it again.
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>SÄAAR YOU ARE CHANGENING THE NARRATIVE
You lost, buff troon.
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>>561978641
Now condense it into its purest essence.
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>>561978758
understandable have a blessed day
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Just reminding everyone of the time and high likelihood that gucci slippers is on another autistic shitposting spree.
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>>561979056
Imagine if arrowhead just did this while obviously cheating.
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>>561979215
whad dat mean sir
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>>561979056
uh oh melty incoming
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>>561979304
But gucciniggers hates the drawfag doesn't he?
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>>561978758
we already have mega factories on other planets
we can also cheat FTL to cyberstan anyways
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>>561979361
Arrowhead already did it once with d10 squid repel invasion missions after buff trööns cried for weeks about them.
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>>561979795
you wouldn't get it...
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>>561977521
I'm still working on unlocking the drum magazine. I suspect that I will like it on megacity bug maps.
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>>561979430
it means the guy who spams the thread crying about mythical trannies, calls everyone brown, gets butthurt when people cheat SC in, argues in circles to get (You)s, and mass replies is here and having a mental breakdown because no one is falling for the bait
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>>561980003
>mythical
if only
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>>561980003
I wish trannies were mythical. One of my highschool friends trooned out a few years back and the whole friend group splintered along people that refuse to play along with the lies and those that support the delusion.
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>>561979361
>spawn obv OP shit like that dev rl from TF2 or idk spam supahnades
>proceed to rape x10 spawnrate bugs
>bullshit your way through any accusations of "cheating"
>claim your lunch money from some redditor.
It's that easy & would actually be a good piece of entertainment for average Joe Helldiver.
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>>561979813
I suspect the whole doxxing thing was an inside job to discredit people complaining about buffs.
It's all to perfect.
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>>561979056
What the fuck? He got fired from work over this?

This is like the most milquetoast 'angry' post imaginable. He didn't even cuss.
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>>561980276
>>561980063
the mythical part is that the trannies would ever want to buff things in this game.
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>>561980473
He got fired because his workplace got spam called by aryan nerfbulls.
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Lobby doko
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>>561980473
You dare challenge our swedish gods and the AH approved doxxers will destroy your life
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>>561980335
knowing that AH is an izzat farming operation set up by Big Tobacco this may be the case here.
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>>561980614
>aryan
you may be right about that
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>>561979717
No, he thinks the drawfag is part of the mythical discord cabal. He is probably the one that keeps spamming replies to drawfag images with some variation of brown or shitskin comment. But I was more so alluding to this post >>561979056
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>>561981258
>does he know?
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So Joel baits the bug niggers away from the MO to kneecap liberation and defense rates, makes the rirga defense excessively high, and then sets the rirga regen at a very high percentage when we lose. Why is so mean? What is his motivation?
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Lobby doko please
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>>561981493
We won too many MOs recently, he must railroad our defeat to regain his izzat
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>>561981493
>stupid helldivers, you were supposed to lose!! This is unacceptable, stop winning!
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Why the fuck does phact bay has rupture niggers now?
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Obviously concussive padding + reinforced is better than extra padding against the bots, but what about bugs and squids? They have some explosive attacks, but are they enough to make the new armour worth using over marshmallow man?
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>>561981794
Pretty sure we haven't won one in over a month
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>>561981258
>mythical
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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told you
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>>561981996
that pic is almost 2 years old... do you have a new one?
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>>561981898
explosive resist reduces the damage of puke attacks on bugs so it's not totally useless if you can't dodge, for squids I think it's just crescent overseers and stingrays. It's only really a must-have on bots
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>>561981634
host one
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>>561982107
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>>561982198
>Commando #killtf2
Litterally who?
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d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244606609713/76561198066017633
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mindless masses is so shit
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>>561981934
>over a month
This confirms the point, it should be "over a year".
nta
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>>561982439
4/4
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>>561982610
At least the people playing mindless masses aren't retarded like bugdivers
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>>561982198
banwave honeypot
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>>561982198
no date...
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>>561982963
retard
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>>561982938
i'm sure they'll start banning people any day now
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>>561983031
yes you are but where is the date?
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>game is so dead that the discord skinskin brigade has nothing to do other than spam and seethe about their poopdickschizo
Grim, sisters.
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>>561983280
Imagine her braps...
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>>561983280
My lean Diver looks like that?!
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>>561983539
no, he looks like this
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>throw tesla tower at a safe distance to take some of the pressure away from us while we do artillery
>pubbie instantly magdumps his autocannon into it
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>>561983820
and then you kicked him because you're hosting, right? right?
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>>561983820
>IT'S A HARVESTER, RUN!
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>>561983820
AAIIIIEEEE ITS AN EXOSPIRE!!!
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>>561983820
BVSED
Total sentry death!
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>>561983820
>pubbie instantly magdumps his autocannon into it
he's right and based
fuck tesla niggers
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>>561983820
this >>561983934
you're not a cuck and play the game the right way, right?
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>>561983798
She looks cute.
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wait, did they stealth remove the explosive damage in the elevated overseer's storm rifle or did it not have it at all?
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>tesla tower
Yep, that's an instant kick on sight from me.
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>>561984659
>>561985115
tesla can't hurt you if you have a pure soul and kind heart
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Orbital Gatling Stim Barrage when
Feel the rain down in Africa
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>>561984832
I don't recall them ever having any, they were just crazy accurate at times
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>>561985297
Orbital stim cannon.
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>>561976496
Hes right.
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>umm only flechette shotguns can have medium pen
>the things that are fucking dog shit in the real world
I’m thinking
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>>561984832
it never had any
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>>561985115
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>>561985719
Don't flechette just make more small holes vs less deeper holes
Im a gunlet but I play Battlefield
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>play with open mic african
>he's constantly playing retarded
>is generally retarded and unable to decrypt social clues
>ends up acting malicious because of it
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>>561985931
needles vs balls
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>toss arc grenade at a side street to keep a horde of voteless bottled up
>a fleshmob appears
>a pubbie decides to charge it with his bayonet
>WHAT KILLED ME!!?!!?!?!
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>>561982439
3/4
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>>561985931
flechettes are just little steel darts, they penetrate armor better than buckshot. Not really effective enough to justify using over buckshot when you've got rifles
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>>561986091
You taking arc grenades obviously
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>>561986136
failed
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>>561986019
>>561986253
Hmm very cool
Though I wish the slugger got love
It should be a quick instant headshot machine
But alas
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>>561985931
In a shotgun it’s a tight spread of darts, similar principle to discarding sabot rounds in a tank but small ones aren’t punching through much. Pretty much useless in war, the tighter spread doesn’t mean much since an army is only getting a shotgun out to clear a building and even then they probably won’t bother. The larping devs have just randomly decided that only little darts can pen medium, but the halo shotgun doing so would ruin the games ARMA level of realism.
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>>561982439
>1900x2200
4/4
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>>561986253
Soft armour too, it’s not doing shit to plates. Buckshot to soft armour would put you out of the fight anyway if not kill you outright.
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>>561986409
In lore every halo gun can spread the fuck out of normies but the game keeps balance for fun
I like tight spread in HD2 but I guess realism wants more scatter shots
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Wait why is that rigger bay planet at 0% liberation?
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>>561986791
Halo shotgun would be great with medium pen, the damage loss from matching light armour cucks it out of so many one shots. It just juice the fuck out of its durable damage I suppose, it would help with certain bugs, but getting medium pen would be great. It looks so much nicer than the shitty nerf gun looking toys that arrowhead come up with.
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>>561982439
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>>561987185
on how many levels of democracy were you for that

and by levels i mean crack rocks
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>>561986827
We were 0.1% away from destroying the entire invading force, so we pulled everyone out and the enemy repopulated instantly. Like they do in the real world
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>>561987016
Sad the halo shotgun has the range of a sneeze so itd be cool to have a super good close up gun but yeah range matters here more than halo
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>>561987185
How do I speedwalk lockstep?
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Lotta chinese people playing this game innit
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>>561987514
None of the buckshot shotguns have good range in this game sadly, past 25 meters you’re just tickling them even with the double freedom.
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>>561977349
Did you forget the huge chunk of reality missing from the squid sectors…?
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>>561988450
Has ANY game given a shotgun its true range?
Yet they will let a pistol snipe in most
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>>561988450
That's part of how shotguns should work in games, short range death machines.
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when did they promote gurpreete to GM again
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>>561978910
>if you lose in the game you die for real
Too early for me to attempt to comprehend man made horrors beyond my comprehension.
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>>561988647
they promoted what?
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>>561979056
>state of the game
What’s wrong with the game exactly?
>gun load screens
>getting trapped in bug holes if you land on them
>once in a while your gun glitches out and your character holds it sideways
Like what is the problem? The “state of the game” is as good as it’s ever been. It was rocky for the into the unjust patch but since then everything’s been fine.
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>>561988643
why, because they're like that in some other games, not even all of them? doesn't make any sense
how about when you make a game with autistic details for guns and constantly talk about muh realism you make it so shotgun pellets don't turn into packing peanuts after 20m, and give them realistic spread instead of the pellets going 6 feet across at 20m
close range death machines my ass, they're not even better than other weapon types at that
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>>561988597
They are much more willing to let you do shit with slugs in games. i remember snipping people across the map with slugs in one of the battlefield games
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>>561986791
Because most of the game's population fucked off to fight bugs and the few remaining fought the new content squids on irrelevant planet instead of the MO critical world
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Bug MO next. You enjoying the "bot update"?
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>>561988090
isnt it just colored water?
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>>561987815
click with a melee and then run and emote at the same time
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>>561988843
That brain thinks DOOM is real
This will be trained on police robo dogs :)
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>>561989449
>Worst MO's in recent history
>Worst (hardest) subfaction with new worst enemy unit added
>Worst faction got divided into two subfactions, uncharacteristically making them even easier than the base faction
>Worst weapon type got a miniscule buff
It's okay I guess
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>>561989770
That's exactly why I've done, but it doesn't work.
Does sprint have to be a hold-function rather than a toggle?
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>>561989038
>stratagem ball bouncing (not a bug, intentional)
>hellpod steering (same)
>enemies walking through walls and directly up cliffsides
>game was 150GB for no reason until they outsourced making a slim edition to people who aren't incompetent
>horrible enemy design (war striders, leviathans)
>insane heavy unit spam every time they introduce a new one
>desync which makes mines, enemy corpses, and explosions invisible to some players
>several objectives can still softlock and prevent their completion including main objectives
>horrible connectivity issues
>headless armor doubling glitch (mostly harmless and fun so expect it to be fixed)
>wormdiver bug is still in the game even after they band-aid "fixed" it by making it so helldivers lie on the ground for half a second after getting ragdolled
>no DLSS for some reason
>balancing that makes more than half the guns and supports in the game little more than memes or only having niche use cases against certain enemies or on certain missions
>every patch breaks something new (flag and pummeler were completely disabled for weeks)
>and much more
but here's a gator
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>>561989682
You can also use regular water to fill them up.
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>>561989038
The game has always been a glitchy piece of shit, I only need to reflect upon my 4 hours of gameplay today to find that you can still get stuck in the ground, enemies still make invisible hitboxes, and structures still have inaccurate hitboxes with more lovely invisible walls, there has never been and never will be everything fine with this game, and you don't need to look far to see that
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>>561989682
I think it's colored alcohol. I can't be bothered to check
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Genuinely what is taking them so long to increase the level cap and rewards to the game?
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>>561991025
Vacations
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>>561987016
>the damage loss from matching light armour cucks it out of so many one shots
have you actually ran the numbers? I have.
The amount of parts that take multiple shots at AP2 but only 1 shot at AP3 are as follows:
Alpha commander heads
berserker chests (but only if all 12 pellets hit and at point blank range)
Radical chests

that is literally it. everything else is still 2 shots or more even with AP3 or is already a one-shot at AP2
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healslutting at D10 NIGRA BAY
come get your pseudo left 4 dead

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244614391158/76561198005075969
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>>561991410
so what makes it so this guys design changes?
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>>561991553
everyone gets their own nig
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>>561991410
>zombieslop
hell no nigger
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>personal order - kill 10 elevated overseers
>no planets with elevated overseer spawn
amazing game retards
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>>561991410
3/4 we need (You)
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>>561992092
>squids
i shall not
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>>561975532
Are bugdivers retarded
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>>561975729
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>>561991410
FVLL
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>>561989449
>rupture strain in the next MO
Fuck off.
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>>561975532
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>>561991957
Normal squids should still spawn them
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Udit damage controlling after reddit cried about losing another MO?
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>>561992581
Good. Bugdivers aren't ruining another fucking MO for us.
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>bot front collapsed multiple times already
>Illuminate own so much on their front that there's nothing to collapse anymore
It's about time the bug front collapsed
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I want to use Liberator Exosuit on Squids but the fucking harvesters can one shot you even if you are being careful. I wish this thing was viable for D10 bots
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>>561992693
>railroading is actually...le good
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>>561992710
Bugdivers would send bomb threats if they did.
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>>561990217
maybe. It works with most every weapon and melee.
>hold sprint and W
>left click with your weapon of choice
>press b
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>>561992581
>>561992693
>>561992814
>t. doesnt know how cities work
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>>561989770
do other players see you doing the emote
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>>561979813
>Arrowhead already did it once with d10 squid repel invasion missions
Proof? Never seen these dumbass swiggers beat a D10.
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>>561992814
I'll take a railroaded win after the bullshit that happened all month.
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>wow so you only reached 99% defense completion before the arbitrary timer ran out
>the planet is now 100% enemy owned with zero places fighting back and six million resistance
so realistic sweden
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>worst enemies
>worst faction
who is mindless masses even for
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>>561993191
yea
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>>561993320
There is no proof. He will not post it. It never happened. He will continue to use umlauts to bypass filters so people are forced to read his dogshit spam though.
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>>561993578
They are more fun than the mech squids atleast. Mech squids are so stupidly easy to kill and have 0 pressure, meanwhile masses spawns a billion zombies to pressure you while the dozen harvesters start beaming you.
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halve the breaker s&p mags
double the capacity
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>>561991553
iirc there are 4 different versions and when you buy the game/load up the first time it chooses one. the random choice also affects names of crew members as well. however, one of their updates refreshed them so technically people might have gotten different ones after, or at least differently named crews
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>>561992581
You were saying?
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>>561993320
Should have been here during the siege of Super Earth, then, they streamed it.
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>>561993861
FUCKING SWEDISH BASTARDS
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>>561993320
Nta but i think it was a stream during the super earth invasion.
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>>561993915
>>561994063
Oh, you mean those gameplay streams they never finished and lost? You fucking idiot retard monkey indian faggot niggers. YOU SHOULD BE THROWN OFF A CLIFF.
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>>561979813
>>561994063
They got carried by randoms
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>>561993320
https://www.youtube.com/live/SUaigvJcXWk?si=7scdRf-IW7XiVkzi&t=1937
>>561993769
Stay mad trooṅ lmao
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Rirga Bay had 47% participation last night and has 56% participation right now. It's amazing what can happen when you don't have a personal order telling most of your playerbase who dives 3 or less times a day to play bugs. For the whole weekend. Swedes.

>but anon there are no flying overseers on Rirga Bay
They won't figure that out before they get bored of the game for the day.
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>>561994147
>mission was so easy randoms can carry D6 shitters
So they proved their point?
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>>561994176
Buff troons on suicide watch?
The izzat loss is through the roof.
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Why do we need to arm hellbombs?
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>>561994538
cause it's funny
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>>561994538
Budgetary concerns
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Spear guns pretty fun lads.
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>>561994538
2 step verification to make sure the bugs, bots or squids don't use them against us.
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I think
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>>561994865
Wait until you hear about the drag
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>>561994176
this guy spent the entire game throwing cluster bombs and airburst strike on the ships while the randoms blew everything up
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>>561995052
wait until I drag my balls across your face.

tell me about the drag.
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>>561994881
Why not just make them a rocket thats shot from orbit that arms on the way down?
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>>561995052
speargun doesn't get affected by its stupid 400% drag mod because all of its damage is gas damage and not ballistic damage
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>>561995136
that makes too much sense, the game needs to feel slightly shit in every respect
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>>561995136
Anon... what do you think 2 step verification means?
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>>561994538
What if

Hellbomb Launcher
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>>561995017
rene descartes?
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>>561989038
for a game that unexpectedly made millions of dollars backed by one of the gaming globohomo supercorporations it still sure is a buggy untested piece of shit sometimes and its frankly staggering how poor their quality control is for updates
>regularly introducing game-breaking bugs
>update a weapon with a cool new feature, but now it crashes the game, so we have to disable it
>tons of enemies (especially flesh mobs and dragon roaches) regularly get stuck in terrain or walk through buildings
>enemies just step over obstacles like building rubble and practically teleport
>enemies STILL can get caught under the floor of certain prefabs and attack you from below (this has been a thing since the super earth invasion)
>CORPSES AND RAGDOLLS ARE NOT SYNCHRONIZED ACROSS THE NETWORK SO DEAD ENEMIES CREATE INVISIBLE WALLS AND YOUR TEAMMATES TELEPORT ACROSS THE GROUND WHEN THEIR POSITION GETS UPDATED AND THIS HASN'T BEEN FIXED SINCE RELEASE
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>>561995603
And the most grim thing is that even with all that it's still better than most modern games.
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>>561996206
Can you name one or two specific modern games that come to mind when saying this
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>>561996348
Marathon
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>kill 10 elevated overseers in any way you like
>kill 250 with (abysmal dogshit stratagem)
I don't know guys this seems just a little lopsided.
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>>561996420
>Comparing pvp game to a pve game
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>>561996420
I haven't played Marathon but doesn't it have a rather good reputation among its players? Namely that it launched relatively bug free compared to Helldivers or really any other game today.
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>>561996494
>250
Sorry I obviously meant voteless. Thank you for your patience.
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>>561996496
How is that relevant?
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>>561996494
pre radius buffed 500kg kill POs needing like even 50 was aids just throwing them at bug breaches hoping it blows up when a wave spawns and seeing x4 but like 10 bugs in the explosions vfx
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>>561996649
Nigga can you read?
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>>561996714
Can you?
Marathon is a modern game, no?
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>>561996776
>t. Nigga that can't read
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>>561995603
you typed all that without acknowledging the game is built on a dead engine
>anime image
confirming you are just retarded
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They should rename Rirga Bay to Izzat Loss Bay after what just happened
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am I really reading this right that the loyalist deals more damage if you charge it for 3 seconds?
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looks like the faggot is on lunch break, he'll be back to waging soon enough
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>>561996947
>you typed all that without acknowledging the game is built on a dead engine
Darktide uses the same engine and doesnt have these issues.
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>>561996628
It has a reputation as Concord 3
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>>561997043
Darktide doesn't have a game
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If you're on PC and don't have mods for reticles for explosive weapons, removal of fog and muzzle smoke, and SC arrows I'm just gonna assume you're griefing
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>>561997107
I accept your concession.
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>>561997050
ok esl jeet, i don't care about marathon either but i know that it's actually competently made
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>>561976496
>>561985696
rape seia
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>>561997043
Fatshart has a handful of employees actually capable of hacking their way around the dead engine. They're just lazy and spend most of their time on vacation. Narrowhead is also lazy and spends most of their time on vacation, but they're just a bunch of hacks who accidentally tapped into the masses enjoying "HUMANITY FUCK YEAH" authoritarianism.
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>>561997164
Maybe you're just to weak to handle the swedes vision.
Try a Ubisoft or EA game, they might be more your level.
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why is it so hostile in here? who's responsible for this?
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>>561977349
well, yeah, doomsday cultists accomplishing nothing is true-to-life
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>>561977287
>yep, thats me
>you're probably wondering how I got into this little predicament
>[*Baba O'Reilly riff*]
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>>561978910
>your only stimuli in life is purely synthetic, artificially fed to you
any living creature would go fucking insane
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>>561997717
>court-martialed
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>>561997994
how do you think a brain works?
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>>561981493
indians and swedes are one and the same and should be treated the same
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did we actually lose the MO by 1% liberation as 45% of the bugdivers were bugdiving?
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>>561998708
sorry
*as 45% of the playerbase was bugdiving?
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>>561998708
No, you lose MO since Joel decide that you need to lose.
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>>561996992
the explosion at least from hand testing starts at stage 2 then hits stage 3 damage at 1 second so there is no 3 second charge or even a stage 1.
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>>561998708
>>561998930
No, we actually lost by even more because Joel gave us like 20+% after he saw everyone was still fucking around on squid mechs instead of going to the more important planet.
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>>561998708
Squids are just dogshit.

I'm Bot-/Bugdiving while waiting for the MO to end. Appropiators arent even fun to fight so I quit after a day of playing against them.
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>>561999075
See: >>561992948
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>>561999173
Did we take a city on the defense?
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>>561999238
Yes.
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>>561998708
>actual free win illuminate subfaction planet about to be sent into the void
surely the chinese will clutch this one, right?
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>>561991410
GGs
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>>561998708
No, we lost the MO because the Blob made the stupid dumbass decision to spend 30+ hours to liberate Hort despite having over 60 hours to do it, instead of temporarily stopping to go defend Rirga Bay during those 30 hours.

>b-but nobody likes fighting Mindless Masses!
And their reward for not nipping that problem in the bud is that they get to fight the Mindless Masses for even longer.
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>>561991410
whatever go my lure mine.
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You appear to be losing.
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Imagine if bugchasers were actually able to coordinate.
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>>561999527
>they get to fight the Mindless Masses for even longer
Or you just keep ignoring it.
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Your favorite primary is SHIT!
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>bug update and MOs in April
>the same 15k bugged divers will continue playing on some other easy mode planet instead
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>cant win without bug GODS
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>>561999990
Its hard carrying all your dead weight constantly.
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>>561999527
no it was actually the bugniggers
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>>561999898
Trident mogs your fav primary
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>>562000160
Kneel before bugthren
May botjaks save you squiggas
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Nobody should be surprised by this turn of events, especially not the GMs whose job it is to understand the game and their community. Players can be divided into a few groups
>Bugdivers
>Clueless players who are unaware that there is some kind of war going on and just drop in random places
>Players who are aware that there is a war going on but are clueless to how the mechanics work.
>Players who are aware of how the war works and act in the best interest of the war effort
>Players who are aware of how the war works and quit giving a fuck because the GMs have tuned them towards an unrealistic percentage of the playerbase working in concert towards success.
Only one of those groups will consistently act in the MO's best interests, which means in practice the only time that MOs consistently get enough support is when it's a bug MO that accidentally gets the bugdiver support.
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>>562000295
See: >>562000160
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>>561999820
bugchasers have no interest in coordination
as >>561999527 points out if squid kids could coordinate they wouldn't have needed them anyway
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>>561998132
our bodies are vastly different from the soulless brain-in-a-jar scenario shown here, and you'd have to be advanced form of demoralized to say otherwise and claim they're one and the same
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>>561999898
desu every primary minus a couple are good
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>>562000363
>bugchasers have no interest in coordination
I believe you mean "incapable of coordination"
Important distinction.
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>48 thousand people dying of boredom on zombieslop bay while trying to salvage this rigged izzat farming MO
>after they fail (miserably) they'll start seething about muh bugchasers aka people actually having fun in a game they've payed money for
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>>561999898
I will fuck your mom with the stoker
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>>562000416
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>>562000520
See: >>562000160
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>WHEN I KILLED THE SLOW MOVING BUG FOR THE 400,000TH TIME I CLAPPED
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>>562000497
Whether they're capable is irrelevant if they have no interest
how well I can play the violin is irrelevant if I have no interest in ever picking one up
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>>562000261
>lands on a hot world
>your gun overheats before you kill 1 (one) hiveguard
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>>562000616
400,000 down, 400,000,000,000,000 to go!
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>>562000391
so you don't actually know. figured as much.
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You'd think after such a pyrrhic victory the squids would have a thin grasp on rirga bay and thus have a low regen rate. Joel is a fucking asshole for setting the regen so high knowing we desperately want to overturn the loss in time. It would also be a nice narrative that the squids busted out of the void and temporarily overwhelmed us, but the fervor of the helldivers stemmed the tide and reversed the horde. But, no, Joel needs his izzat and we lose.
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>>562000649
It doesnt matter what your excuse is. The result is the same. Bugdivers cant coordinate.
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>>561999527
>nobody likes fighting Mindless Masses!
It's literally the easiest faction in the game even on D10. You just equip guard dog and hold W until you win. You'd tutorial faction enjoyers would appreciate a free resource farm like that.
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>>561999898
She's not for the faint of heart.
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>it's another "blame the playerbase of tens of thousands for not coordinating in a game that has no means of facilitating coordination whatsoever" episode
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>>562000803
>He thinks the reason we dont like Mindless Masses is because he thinks were saying theyre hard
Minors are now allowed on this site.
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>>562000520
The solution is to separate liberation by faction and not as a whole and rebalance liberation rates and regen accordingly. Unfortunately, this requires effort and swedes just can't do that.
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>>562000803
I unironically think they are harder than the mechs, but i'm not a guarddog user.
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>>562000850
Theres plenty of ways if you dont have sub-80 IQ.
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>>562000850
>n a game that has no means of facilitating coordination whatsoever" episode
Based on how this went it might not have mattered, the blob didn't move off of Hort even when the DSS moved and that is one of the few methods to actually semi coordinate.
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>>562000692
>his divine light was severed
#notmyproblem
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>>561999890
this lol who the fuck cares
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>>562000909
This isn't 4channel any more, anon
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The community doesn't like fighting squids in general. We just had a squid MO without an intermission to keep the MO divers refreshed (no, 4 hours of capturing a bug world that was 99% captured doesn't count). The community hates "hold X planet for Y days" MOs that overstay their welcome. Many players despise the bricks missions that are FORCED to be part of the operation rotation in defense operations.

It was setup to fail from the start.
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>>562001062
dang look at all those ways you listed, I'm convinced
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>>562000909
Not allowed*
FUCK
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>>562000416
I dropped here once, my IQ still hasn't recovered
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SEAFbro... don't even think about it
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>>562001204
>Please spoonfeed me!
If your IQ was above 80 you'd be able to just look at the galactic map and figure it out for yourself.
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>>562001387
he's thinking about thos beans
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>>562000850
not to beat the dead horse, but >warframe has had community events before and they were smarter (and nicer too) about what to do, how to guide players there, and getting them to actually do things instead of brow-beating them while sending you on ludicrous side-objectives mid-event
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Phact bay supercredit farmers sabotaged the MO. The fact this is even possible should convince you to stop caring about MOs. You should instead call swedes incompetent fucks who cannot design or run an interesting galactic war.
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>>562001387
>"i wish i could ride it too"
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>>562001409
>surely there's no way he'll immediately call my bluff
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>>562000416
I don't understand what this signifies.
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>>561996992
I just tested it against the heatsink of a bot cannon tower.
the heatsink has 750 HP, 3 armour, and 100% durability
the loyalist at full charge on paper does 150 normal/75 durable damage plus a 225 damage explosion at AP3

Against the heatsink at full charge it should be doing roughly 195 damage per shot at for a total of 4 shots needed to destroy it
if after only 1 second of charging the projectile only does 0.67x damage the loyalist should do 178 damage a shot for a total of 5 shots needed to destroy it

in either instances, charging for 3 seconds (even 4 to 5 seconds just to be safe) or charging for just 1 second, I destroyed the cannon tower with 4 shots. That tells me those numbers are non-functional and the shot does full damage as long as it hits the threshold to switch the projectile type form P1 to P2.
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>>562001595
>i hope i can bait anon into spoonfeeding me
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>>562001184
you just described every MO since SE invasion up to Cyberslop and then after (Cyberstacy was fiddled with in different ways and thankfully didn't have FUCKING BRICKS)
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>>562001679
this is what bugniggers were accomplishing while sandbagging the MO
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>>562001819
That does not help me.
What is the orange line? What is the graph signifying?
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>562001770
gucci niggers moment
>>562001819
so? AH literally doesn't care about bugniggers draining the MO, in fact they're counting on that contingent continuing to stay stubborn and ignorant so they can continue forwarding their narrative without that pesky "player interaction" getting in the way
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>>562001945
It's a Nickleback reference.
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>>562000650
skull issue
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>>562000850
Yes, I will yell at the playerbase for being braindead stupid morons. Because heaven forbid that people interested in the MO actually contemplate the best moves to complete said MO. Stopping the invasion on Rirga Bay wasn't even a forced loss scenario, it was just a case of "Temporarily stop trying to liberate this planet so that we can fulfill this other requirement of the MO first." The only other time I remember the playerbase being this braindead was during a bot MO where they somehow allowed themselves to get gambitted out of taking the objective planet, because they somehow didn't realize that not defending an invasion on the single planet with a supply line there would cut us off.
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>>562001945
The thin orange line is playercount. The solid orange line is the regen rate. The blue line is total liberation. Notice that the blue line has been zero the entire time despite the ups and downs of the playercount.

The takeaway is that phact bay divers have accomplished nothing and wasted liberation that could have won the MO. If you didn't know, liberation is a limited resourced shared by all players across the galactic war. The only thing that matters to win MOs is playercount percentages unless the MO is some threshold kill X MO.
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>>562001768
basically what i expected since there is no sound or visual showing a 3rd second charge stage
thanks
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>introduce a super chat and "guilds"
>only guild leaders and their officers can use it
That could help in focusing people on certain planets if they dont know what the best course of action is.
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>>562002350
maybe they could stop being fake and gay and let planets be liberated organically instead of forcing the percentage to zero
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>Come to the realization that the regular ass Liberator is unironically the only other good option you have for ARs besides the Coyote

How did we end up here?
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>>562002350
So not enough people went to help on phact bay to liberate it.
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>if only bugniggers weren't bugdiving, we could have had thousands more people helping with the MO!
>if only pirates weren't pirating our content, we would have had millions more in sales!
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>>562002453
don't forget lib carbine... the liberator with more fire rate
and we ended up here because arrowhead is tarded and cannot into balance
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>>562002453
All ARs besides the libconc, cunnygun, adjucator and coyote are good.
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>>561998708
>>561999075
idk maybe giving us 3-4 days of dailies to go do bugs while the MO was squids
oh guess what? THEY DID IT AGAIN
>MO to cap mindless masses planet in a day
>daily is to fight on non-mindless masses planets
NICE GOING
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>>562002350
>If you didn't know, liberation is a limited resourced shared by all players across the galactic war.
Which is a stupid game design decision
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So, here's something I've been thinking of do you think Arrowhead specifically bless/throttles account's natural super credit spawns? Because from the discussions of how much certain people get for free I feel like I'm seeing people talk past each other like they're in different worlds for super credit spawn rates. I saw someone the other day claiming they got nearly 900 credits just diving 10s in 2 days and while I bet they're a lying piece of shit I do think the average rate across certain players who visit the same amount of POIs an hour is massively different for discussion to go how it does.
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>>562001387
>"I wish I could throw these barrels at Helldivers instead of just frag grenades."
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>>562000850
Reminder that the Epstein files got out, nobody did or is doing anything.
Zero arrests.
Moloch rituals are still going on, more people are dying for them, more children are dying for them, their blood is being added to the market as value.
No one is doing anything about it.

Vaccines have been deemed bioweapons with possible killswitches, nobody cares.
Stock market has been confirmed fully rigged and a mass scam to extract wealth from the working class, nobody cares.
Surveillance state is coming, little fight back.
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>>562002671
>Halo AR
>Killzone AR
>Good
Hello consolcuck.
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>>562002726
>Which is a stupid game design decision
pretty much sums up the whole game doesn't it, the only times they make the game fun is when players put a gun to their head with reviewbombing
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>>562002350
>If you didn't know, liberation is a limited resourced shared by all players across the galactic war.
It should be based on front, not the whole fucking galaxy. I'm tired of carrying the deadweight of bugdivers.
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>>562002436
No, we just need a way to cut worthless players out of liberation calculations.

As it currently stands, every single online player will bring down the galactic impact modifier, whether they're on the MO planet or not. The ability to communicate won't make the majority of non-MO players change planets, because they would just ignore those communications and continue fucking around on the planet they want to play on. Instead, what needs to happen is that the MO-focused players be given options and opportunities to increase their own impact, which there are loads of options for. Problem is though, AH will refuse to implement them for a multitude of reasons (they don't want to make the MOs "guaranteed wins," they're lazy, they hate the player base, etc.).
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Sweet Liberty! This was supposed to be a simple maintenance job on a moon!
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>>562002885
If you buy arrowhead games or supercredits you get better loot seeds, they learned this from GGG's work on PoE.
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>>562002436
CR5's were gay in planetside and they will be gay in this game.
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>>562002726
It could work if the entire war wasn't completely static without player actions.
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Cremator feel so fucking good god damn...
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>>562002293
It effectively was a forced loss. You need to take human behavior into account. This is like saying people weren't forced to take the clotshot when all you were doing was placing people under duress and threatening their livelihoods.
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>>562002908
Shit, i forgot the halo AR exists.
The StA-52 is pretty good though.
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>>562003249
Whatever you say nerftroon.
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>>562003101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GISnTECX8Eg
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>>562002368
I did have to stand on top of the turret and point-blank the heatsink to get that 4 shot kill since it's actually like 3.8 shots and the loyalist has very high drag (as all plasma weapons except the accelerator rifle have). under normal conditions you'll need 5 shots
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>>562003350
Woops that's the sta-11
Not that it matters, they have the same shit pickrate.
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>>562003350
>appeal to popularity
>from the small biased sample size website
Man, you are to retarded to be left alone with data.
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>>562003229
blud what the fuck are you talking about
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>>561999898
The Adjudicator is not amazing desu but she's comfy and she loves me so that's all that really matters.
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>>562003350
nta, this is because almost no one owns it because it's in an expensive warbond filled with garbage
it's basically the liberator with 800 rpm, no customization, and a little less ammo. Sorta like the lib carbine but a little slower fire rate and a little less recoil.
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>>562003229
nobody forces or coerces 40k bugniggers in any way to only dive on bug planets, yet they do
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>>562003560
No reason to get upset about getting called out for your shit bait roonie.
The loadouts sample size gets updated weekly btw.
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>players that care about major order are doing the major order (surprising)
>there are literally more (52%) players NOT participating in the galactic war/major order as there are participating (48%)
>the MO players fail a 48 hour defense by a matter of 30 minutes of effort
>48 hours of defense effort flushed down the toilet instantly, planet gets reset to 0% liberated
>ON TOP OF THAT, GMs put decay rate to 2.5% before going on vacation, so it's entirely impossible for the people that do care about the MO to recapture it in 24 hours
the gms are actually fucking retarded.
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>>562003624
one of many weapon ruined by having the angled foregrip increase the recoil by 50%
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>>562003229
>there are 72 hours left in the MO
>Planet A only needs around 20 hours of focused effort to liberate, and isn't decaying because it's a special planet with a special effect
>Planet B can be lost in 48 hours if everybody doesn't immediately get on to defend it, but can be successfully defended in as little as 30 hours if we all pitch in
>all it takes to make the right decision is to realize that the time-sensitive planet should take priority, since there's plenty of time left to go back and finish the job afterward
>and yet a huge chunk of morons made the incorrect choice and cost us the MO

Son, it was a very easy choice, and yet the majority of the player base somehow made the wrong decision. We even had the DSS on the right planet, yet they refused to move. There was no forced loss here, just a bunch of stupid fucking morons making the wrong choice.
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>>561989449
I do remember some dev saying the bugs were "migrating" south for a reason, but they mentioned that a long time ago. Like, back when the meridian black hole was starting to move towards super earth. I assume this investment of subfactions to the south is the continuation of that bug vacation plotline. Although, you also have to remember that tomorrow is Creek Day, so the bots will probably try to push towards the Creek again.
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>>562003484
You couldn't even get them for forever, and now that they finally reintroduced the Killzone warbond it's 1500 SC with no refund nodes to blunt the cost and all the stuff in it has been powercrept or made redundant (hello, Acclimated).

I really want the Killzone armor honestly but it's straight up twice the fucking SC to unlock the bond over anything else (since no 300 refund) and there's not even a cool stratagem or anything.
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>>561998708
>>562002683
Sorry guys I was focusing on the PO instead of the MO.
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>>562003867
Don't worry, Tuesday is almost here and the Swedes will get back to work after their post-weekend recovery Monday (fully paid). There will be a four hour window where Joel will set the MO straight and we will be able to win.
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>>562003735
It's not about forcing them. It's about understanding human behavior. If you know that most of the playerbase is inclined to fight bugs/play the new content, then setting up an invasion so that it cannot be overcome without players forgoing their natural inclinations is just as much rigging as setting the strenght so high that it can't be achieved even if 100% of the playerbase contributes.
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>>562003847
So what does pickrates tell us exactly?
That not many people own the killzone bond?
The StA-52 is good, maybe just not in your hands.
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>>562004106
WASP is alright but it needs more ammo.
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>the StA-52 is good
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>They add weapon customization to the game
>No updates or warbonds feature new attachments
Bravo swiggers.
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>>562004413
the artillery mode is garbage.
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anyone who hasn't checked out of the MOs by this point deserves to be tormented forever by swedish incompetence
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>>562004354
God Axewounds are pathetic.
At least try to read the thread inbetween dilating.
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>>562004413
I wish the wasp teamload was better.
Just imagine if it could fire nonstop like a teamloaded AC.
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>>562004506
No! You can't have a 10x scope on your pinpoint accurate laser gun! Think of the game balance!!!
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>>562004592
I accept your consession
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>>562004589
Cyberstan was the last straw for me, that shit was so brutally and obviously railroaded that it finally got me to just ignore MOs altogether
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>>562003951
the majority of the playerbase wasn't even doing the MO LMAO
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>>562004506
The reason they haven't updated the weapon customization since it's inception is because they are deadly afraid of what the players would cook up if they ever gave us any real meaningful choices.

God forbid they actually fleshed it out, someone would probably find a way to make the weapons they intentionally designed to be shit useful then.
That would ruin the grunt fantasy after all.
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>>562003951
counterpoint: i don't give a flying fuck about the galactic war and i don't want to play mindless masses
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>>562005182
Shίtskin moment
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>>562001184
I'm actually really digging the new squid subfactions. But that's because mindless masses is great for killpadding and robo ayys is just most just running doughboy heavy armour and blasting everything with infinite ammo lasers + HMG emplacement. I consistently get at least 500+ kills a game on these subfactions compared to the sleepfest of spawns that the normal ayys are.
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>>562005182
I think people who complain about cyberstan were newfags who still believed in MOs and the galactic war.
I stopt believing in that a long time ago, and i thought cyberstan was great, with all the different enemy subfactions and stuff going on.
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>>562004805
You're so cute(still a man tho)
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>>562005496
>still a man though
Yup, unlike you.
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>brics on zombie squids
>not a single harvester spawn
What the fuck?
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>>562005352
I can imagine swiggers adding an underbarrel nade launcher and it somehow being worse than the one on the One-Two.
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>>561996494
kill voteless with the arc thrower was so miserable i gave up
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>>562004413
The WASP is the designated sushi slayer as long as you've got a teammate to handle Harvesters and mind your cover (and aren't on a forest map).

It's also not part of the warbond, just the update. You unlock it like a normal strat.

>>562003913
I just use the vertical. It's already enough of a flagpole I don't notice the ergo difference all that much.
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No, the fuck are you doing, Joel? The blob lost this one fair and square because they were morons, you don't need to bend over backwards to accommodate them.
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Legitimately think it's insane that we don't have more DoTs/element types we can add to our weapons.
We are basically only allowed to have fire and stunrounds, you can't even make a weapons with AP3 into lightpen in exchange for higher base/durable damage.

Like am i crazy for thinking that an easy layup would just be adding caustic rounds into our rotation?
Like you could slap caustic rounds on a primary and it would do shit damage but it would dissolve the armor rating on the limb that you where shooting at so that your team-mates could, for example, shoot a charger with a lightpen weapon and kill it that way so you didn't have to waste anti-tank strats on it.
Or take it our with your secondary, or just keep shooting it with the caustic rounds because at some point it's gonna have a negative armor rating.

Wasn't AH all about realistic teamwork and shit?
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>>562006687
Infinitly more kino than bugs or regular squids.
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>>562007060
That's not realistic. Helldivers 2 is about realism.
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>>562007060
Reducing armour values by one is legitimatly busted though, just play in pissrain a few times to see how ridiculous it is.
I doubt you could really balance an effect like that.
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>>562007362
It would need to be something like "caustic gas strike" and not caustic rounds that you just slot into a gun.
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>>562007069
It's fun for what it is, although I did intentionally gimp myself with bringing only the double freedom and replacing my secondary with the break action shotgun. Which I guess isn't so much of a gimp considering I was able to then pick up a support weapon while having two break action shotguns. There also weren't any bot drops since I swapped watchers into light voteless but there were enough patrols to make up for the loss of illuminate warp ship drops.
Having an arc welder (tesla tower) and a laser welder (laser turret) as backup firepower also trivialized any sort of swarm encounter, and this wouldn't work in a 4 man squad since the spawn scaling doesn't ramp up as drastically as the firepower of additional helldivers.
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>>562007362
I mean it's only really busted because the pissrain is a planet wide effect that hits everyone.
I don't think it would be busted if you had to focus 1 enemy at a time.
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>>562005867
Without the ship module it's even worse, you literally get half as many kills per shot.
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>>562007060
They have very complicated module system for weapons, but look like they have no clue how it work so we have just sights and grips for replace.
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playing with all 150s at this point is so boring
guaranteed snoozefest where all 4 players fuck off in random directions and nothing fun happens
fuck you arrowhead
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>>562007323
>*Throws down solid lightwall shield*
You tell 'em Alexus!
>*Calls in portable nuke from orbit that arrives in 5 seconds*
They probably don't know this entire game is a satire on fascism!
>*Nukes feet*
>*Walks away unbothered*
Media literacy is a real issue these days...
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>>562005182
Same, honestly. Once they decided to punish us for not larping as comic book villains and razing planets and throwing defense at us I knew it was going to be a failed MO.
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>>562008205
>>*Calls in portable nuke from orbit that arrives in 5 seconds*
Not to be "that guy" but its technically low orbit. The super destroyers hovering over the battlefield belong to the players currently in the lobby.
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6 squid missions complete. i've done my part. time for some comfy buugs
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I never stopped bugdiving because the squid and bot fronts need E-710.
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>>562007695
Piss rain is also mostly usefull vs a few heavies.
But the level at which AP3 guns rape hulks during it makes me cautious of a consistent way to apply it.
And knowing arrowhead, any attempt at it would either be god tier OP or bottom of the dumpster pile trash.
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>>562008149
>these are the people who claim that Vox Engine pods home in on players
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>>562008670
It literally did home in on the players, it could've gone any direction but it just happend to go towards the players instead of blasting off into any other direction
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>>562008583
Its okay to say you got filtered.
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>>562008670
Do your eyes work?
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>>562007060
Uhhh i'm sorry chuddie but you already have ARC damage.
Yea the damage is diminishing, you can't really aim the arc, it tracks corpses instead of alive stuff and the stun value is random.

But let me guess, you NEED more?
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>>562008610
I'd literally trade in half my warbonds for something that reliably just lowered Warstriders to AP3 so you could actually kill it with anything smaller than a quasar.
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>>562002445
>game exists in a current form
>what if it was different
yeah what if? unfortunately it's not, so you should play it how it's designed
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>>562008670
>home in on players
brown
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>>561991410
this guy has both eyes in my game or am I misremembering?
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>>562007539
>>562008149
>>562009046
Peak P1 content
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>>562008610
What if they added it to that retardation secondary from the redacted warbond?
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>>562009721
shipmasters have like 3 or 4 premutations all slightly different with eyepatch being one of the more notable differences.
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>>562009721
all 3 NPC look diffrent on every ship and also are named diffrent
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>>562008149
>Blatant watcher approaching intersection
>fallback because those fucks can be bastards around walls and buildings and call in flares without ever getting direct LOS
>the sentry might take it out
>headless chink crosses my field of fire
>the chink eruptors the sentry to death
>blocks LOS to the watcher with his dumbass flamer while walking into the watcher
>FLARES
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>>562007060
>Like you could slap caustic rounds on a primary and it would do shit damage but it would dissolve the armor rating on the limb that you where shooting at
This should be the Sterilizer's gimmick.
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>>562010175
>headless chink cross my field of fire
well he clearly had no eyes
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>>562010175
>blue
>crashes out over every minor issue
Checks out, they should remove all blue players from the game
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>>562010175
oh nooo....the scary squids reinforcement....
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>>562007060
The entire game is unpolished to the point that the solid foundation is a fluke
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>>562010461
cue 10 voteless and 1 overseer
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>>562008934
A buddy of mine got sucked into one of the E-710 filters...
I like to think that little pieces of him are now scattered across space, ejected from the FTL warp drives after his processed remains were dissolved into starship fuel...
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>>562010943
Nobody going to tell him that all those particles would get slurried out after the next stage of processing & QC, barrelled, then sent to a particular chicken tendie factory on Hellmire? Aiight.
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>>562009916
>>562009961
whoa, the more you know
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>try to open game
>no dice
>not even gameguard is opening up
are the servers down or is it steam having problems
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lobby doko
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>>562013284
themed lobby doko
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>daily for killing Stalkers
>no spawn lair
>daily for killing elevated overseers
>none spawn
F U N N Y G A M E
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>>562013284
d10 lobby bugs or bots
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244637337738/76561198122378705
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>rig MOs to fail
>give out POs that can't be done
You will grind for your medals and you will be happy
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>>562012392
Every time I go to SEAFood, I order Chicken tendies of the SEAF. I like to think that little pieces of my buddy are inside the tendies, and that I carry them with me on the Super Destroyer as we FLT jump from star to star...
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>>562013649
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>>562013947
gucci slippers post
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>>562013416
Do they have to be normal stalkers or could you perhaps go to a predator strain planet and just farm the patrol spawns and bug breaches?
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>>562013649
3/4 hop in
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>>562014105
Crossplay is still on, so i can't.
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>>562014069
I think the game designates Stalkers of the predator strain as Predator Stalkers
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>>562014184
you will play with console tards and you will like it
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>>562013649
why the fuck would you have crossplay on. some sort of hardmode challenge?
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>>562013649
FVLL
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>>562014542
Being a quircky nigger faggot, that's why.
No reason to have it on while hosting unless you want to annoy other anons.
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>>562014692
>>562014542
>>562014184
>>562013947
brown & retarded
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Joel lowered the resist on rirga to 1.25%. This is just slightly too high for us to win in time. Joel is purposefully fucking with us.
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>>562014764
Rich coming from a crossplay nigger.
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>>562014793
>lowers it
>this is to fuck with us and make us lose
??????
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I literally have to turn it on for 90 percent of the lobbies i join /here/, you pissy niggers.
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>>562014974
I frequently host and sometimes join. My crossplay has been off for over a year.
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>>562014793
>Bugdivers ruin another MO
>Joel fixes it for us
I shall forgive him just this once.
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Will I get in trouble if I join a lobby from here and I'm not very good?
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>>562015313
just dont TK on cooldown and the other 3 retards will carry you to victory usually anyways
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>>562015313
big trouble
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>>562015313
/hdg/bros are chill enough to tolerate my innate faggotry when i blow them with lure mines.
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>>562015313
no one will get angry at you for being bad
some people may get angry at you if you pick shitter stratagems like napalm barrage or 380 barrage
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>>562015313
who cares
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>>562015313
It may be surprising to hear, but the sperging out in here does not usually happen in the game.
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>>562014891
It's still too much regen to overcome in time. We are still losing despite joel "helping" us. Please work on your reading comprehension.
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Why are there no albinaurics in helldivers 2?
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We need Planetside's command system
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>>562017331
We need Donkey Kong Barrel mechanics.
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Realistically, Swedish fuckery nonwithstanding, what is the path to victory for SUPER EARTH here?
>bot front turning into an industrial juggernaut
>mass bug gloom orgy that makes meridia look tame
>Squids with literal eldritch anti-reality field space magic
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>>562017293
what
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I thought meteor showers were unique to moon biomes but i see a planet called Tien Kwan that looks like those dusty bone planets that also has that modifier? weird
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>>562017794
Realistically SE should try to bargain for a ceasefire with the bots. Theyre the most human out of the entire bunch and fighting them doesnt really let them gain anything. However its unlikely as the other two factions arnt actively threatening them. If Swedes actually gave a shit about storytelling they would change this and add interpersonal conflicts and temporary alliances where you fight alongside bots for a short time to fight a bigger threat.

As for the other two, I doubt bugs can be reasoned with and the Squids are too piss drunk mad at us to even consider peace since they tried that 100 years ago and we turned around and bent them over.
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>>562017491
>pick up explosive barrel
>chuck it at enemies and watch it roll into them
Yes.
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>>562018117
>If Swedes actually gave a shit about storytelling
I know this is just a wacky hypothetical, but that's a ginormous fucking If.
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>>562018304
>Pouncer jumps over it
>It freezes in place and does the "score up" jingle
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>>562015586
new player here where do I find something resembling a list of non-shitter strategems?
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how's the content?
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>>561976904
I bet you smoke lucky strikes like a poser
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>>562018451
here's the full list of stratagems that people sometimes seethe over:

>mortar sentry
>eagle clusterbomb
>orbital napalm barrage
>orbital 380 barrage
>arc thrower
>tesla tower
>k-9 guard dog

should note that i've had plenty of perfectly fine missions with anons who have taken one or more of these stratagems. the problem is that few people know how to handle a Teammate Raper 9000 with care.
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>>562018451
NTA but it would probably be something like
>napalm barrage and 380 barrage because it denies access to an area for 1 to 2 minutes which pisses off people when thrown on an objective
>gattling sentry because it is just mg sentry with a longer cooldown and better team killing ability, especially if it is placed poorly
>airburst launcher can be a tk machine
>anything that makes it a pain for your team mates in some way
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>>561976774
>>561976904
>>562019819
smoking is fucking gay
pick a better vice than sucking on phalluses like your life depends on it, faggots
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>>562020019
I will now masturbate.
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>>562019881
I see, okay.
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>>562020183
just don't do it so much that it takes over your life
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What do you think about a new warbond every month? Isn’t that a bit much? Just imagine how awful the in-game shop will look by the end of the year.
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It's a very swedish move to lower the resistance of rirga but leave it just a hair too high to liberate the planet in time. It takes a deliberate, malicious intent to do that.
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>>562020502
>"We take other fronts into account all the time!"
Oh, so you deliberately made it so we just barely miss the marker? Cock suckers.
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>>562020265
it is. the warbond page is so bloated.
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>>562020019
>sees cigs
>thinks of sucking cock
???
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>>562020201
I choose the worsted things and simply warn people before the mission starts.
Then if I get kicked I just block that person and never help them again. Iv carried a game and got kicked as the pelican arrived. Sad shit but ill never see that seething faggot again :3
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>>562020265
I wish warbonds added more interesting weapons instead of another shotgun or smg but with a stupid gimmick attached.
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Is anyone ITT taking smaller magazines as a primary weapons option?
If yes, can you elaborate why?
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>>562018001
speaking of moon biomes, RD-4 has returned.
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>>562020265
Not my problem
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>>562020826
AR arc thrower. *zap, zap, zap, zap, zap"
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The amount of people in this thread crashing out over MOs like they actually matter is embarrassing quite frankly.
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>>562019825
>>562019881
Do /hdg/ lobbies frown upon the practice of throwing orb napalms exclusively at bug breaches? Do you guys have enough skill and combined firepower that it's just normal to deal with them without it?
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>>562020828
Some guns like (most of) the liberators i don't feel like i need bigger magazines and i'd rather just top it off inbetween bursts.
The ergo is just a nice bonus.
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>>562020265
it's only an issue for consoletards
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hd1, d12-15 whatevs
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>>562021076
it's gotta be an act, right? a cry for attention?
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>>562020502
It will make it funnier when the adjudicators arrive on Rirga to convert into the next void planet, at least. Because I'm sure it will be a haha funny moment of seeing a 95% liberated planet immediately get reset to 0% again because the campaign to stop an exostorm will reset the liberation like that.
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>>562020265
I really dont care. Iv got a job making decent money. Whatever they put out that I want, Im getting. The farm is not even a half hour of my time enjoying my work.
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>60% of the players focusing a single planet is not enough collective effort to satisfy the swedes
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>>562020828
>Larger mags give penalties to Ergo which feels worse to aim
>Larger mags can leave you with half a mag after shooting, meaning that you either have to walk into the next fight with half a mag, or waste half a mag to reload
>Have a higher number of mags so you still have the same number of bullets in total
Small mags are honestly a perfectly solid sidegrade.
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>Exostorm on an acid planet.
>Aka, the planet will constantly be raining acid on all missions outside of blowing up the exospire mission.
Actually sounds kind of interesting, since that means you can run lighter pen weapons that will act like higher pen weapons.
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>>562020828
Breaker shotguns benefit greatly from small magazines. There are other guns that would also benefit from small magazines but don’t have them like Diligence or Tenderizer.
>>562020915
>>562021173
>>562021401
I mean, just imagine getting that new shotgun they’ve recently added with 10 more store tabs in rotation.
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>>562017331
I had more agency in planetside. I could, in theory, capture a sector by myself or with a small squad of organized players. It wasn't always possible due to weight of numbers, but it also wasn't unheard for exceptionally skilled or coordinated players to just overpower masses of random pubbies or react faster than the big zerg outfits could react.
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>>562020265
considering I had the SC and Medals to get the last bond completed within 2 days but I've been grinding bullshit for the last 2 weeks, I hate it. I hate this game. I hate the devs. I hate the community. I want to play other games but then I start doing the daily and it takes all fucking day because they intentionally fuck it up and giving up means Swiggers win. once I uninstall I will be free. Yeah yeah sucken cost and all that, like being roped into watching some gay ass movie and seeing A24 knowing the next 2 hours is wasted.
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>>562021081
feel free to drop it on breaches if you struggle otherwise, to reiterate nobody will get angry at you for being new/bad. the main problem with napalm barrage is the amount of time that's wasted when someone drops one on top of an objective and the team is forced to wait until it ends.
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>>562021535
Anon, you know for a fact the rain will be normal rain.
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>>562021535
>Stalwart on a biome where its light pen bullets will act like they are medium pen bullets 24/7.
kino is on the menu (soon)
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>>562021076
shut up narrowhead niggerfaggot
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>>562018117
>Realistically SE should try to bargain for a ceasefire with the bots. Theyre the most human out of the entire bunch and fighting them doesnt really let them gain anything.
You should never grade evils, for if one is the worst, then you might be tempted to kinship with the least
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>>562021081
yes and no, i don't think most people would sperg but it does make the game boring if you kill 90% of every breach as soon as its called
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>>562021597
I think the rotation is stupid and they should have everything tabbed up so I can spend 10 dollars whenever I want.
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>>562021704
What about a bug breach starting right in the middle of an objective? Does the clusterfuck of enemies not make the area impossible to live in for an equal duration as the napalm anyway?
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>>562018451
the only "bad" stratagem is the mortar on bugs since bugs are always glued to you mortars tend to be a recipe for high tk
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>>562013649
Crashed. Swiggers continue to deprive me of perfect deathless ops. GG lads.
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>>562020828
I can no longer take MOs seriously since Cyberstan and the izzat farming reveal
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>>562021182
bugged?
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>>562021081
>>562022039
using the airstrike napalm while solo is acceptable. paired with the rocket mech is a good time, but the last patch or two have really fucked with spawns and enemy aggro. Light stealth armor with some smoke and run like hell.
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>>562022525
does it say teleport failed?
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>>562020828
standard breaker with short mags feels nice to me.
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>>562020825
>worsted
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>>562022650
its too advanced for normies
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>>562018451
>should note that i've had plenty of perfectly fine missions with anons who have taken one or more of these stratagems.
There's context. Some these stratagems have legitimate uses but have the potential to be counterproductive if misused.
>Orbital napalm
Great to drop on a bug breach to buy the team to continue progressing the mission objectives. TERRIBLE to drop onto a nest/objective since in this case it delays a team's ability to progress into the nest/objective and clear it out. Loitering around outside of an enemy bases causes enemy patrols to spawn at an accelerated rate, which increases the odds that one of those patrols will successfully call in reinforcements.

>Tesla tower
It can almost solo a bug breach if you provide just a tad bit of anti-tank firepower to kill any heavies that spawn. BUT it doesn't hesitate to kill friendlies, so you need to place it where it is least likely to ever threaten a teammate. This stems into sentry placement in general. A novice player will drop sentries immediately adjacent to teammates like you would see an engineer doing in team fortress 2. A novice would place the tesla tower somewhere between the breach and the team so that enemies walk past the tower on their way to the team. Experienced players leverage the fact that sentries, and ESPECIALLY the tesla tower, are massive aggro magnets. They will place sentries and towers off to the side on an adjacent flank. This draws enemies AWAY from the team and keeps friendlies out of the line of fire.
>K-9 guard dog
The zapdog is arguably one of the most powerful dogs in terms of offensive power, but it also objectively is one of the most prone to causing teamkills. Outside of full arc armor teams, users need to keep the dog under control via strong situational awareness, careful positioning, and occasionally pressing 5 to recall and disable the guard dog.
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>>562022650
its a bunch of information like 90% of the playerbase doesnt give a shit about
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>>562022650
I'm sure Joel uses it, there's no way swiggers could have made something this functional even internally.
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I cant believe i missed out on how fun Stealth+C4 is, going around like a commando is nuts
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>>562022621
it says I don't own the game
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>>562022837
i dropped a orbital napalm on a bug breach before going to start main mission in an hdg lobby in the past and some retard seethed at me for doing the main objective and making the mission boring with the napalm on the breach. You get all sorts of faggotry in hdg lobbies but that was a one off.
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>>562022897
how funny would it be if the hosts blocked sweden from viewing it
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>>562022039
unless the bug breach is occurring directly in front of the terminal, you suck it up and do the objective like a man
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>>562022991
You get the occasional retard that wants to run around and stab chargers with the stun baton. They seethe if you do anything effective and call everything better than the sterilizer a crutch.
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>>562022897
This website literally uses their public API. They have way more information in private API
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>>562022039
no, since you can still do the objective while killing or kiting the bugs
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>>562022979
well then it might also say you cant READ
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>>562023161
idk it was funny because his idea of fun was loading up a FRV with a portable hellbomb and suiciding like yeah that IS fun in its own way but like bro i dont care do it on the next breach or something.
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who plays hd1 anyways
uncs am i right
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>>562018451
Surprisingly, a lot of the early game unlocks are actually meta staples.
>orbital gatling
>strafing run
>MG sentry
>EATs
>Supply backpack
>liberator guard dog
>Quasar cannon
>Recoiless rifle
Novices tend to get excited about the bigger and flashier stratagems, but the low cooldown mainstays tend to be more reliable.
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Short mags + Siege ready is so peak
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>Kill 10 flying oversaaaars
>Riga bay is mindless masses
Why is joel like this? why can't we have a normal personal order?
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>sissy ready
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>>562023428
there are around 20 regular ayy planets open
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>>562023256
Literacy rates really are going down. Stop eating them (last fat joke, I swear).
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explain how they would fuck up a potential warhammer 40k crossover warbond
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>>562023624
is star wars clone/st armor really more fantastical than master chiefs fucking armor
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>>562023624
James would demand 100% of all revenue from the collab, and AH would capitulate.
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>they lowered Hort's resistance just enough so you finish the MO at 98% liberation again so they can go "CRITICAL MO LOSS YOU ALL SUCK!!!!!!!"
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>>562023753
Les fantastical and more just out of place looking.
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>suppresor in hd1
giga nigga rocket gun makig your teammates explode
>suppresor in hd2
a honey badger idk who cares

media literacy much?
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>>562021182
3/4
>>562023595
when i catch you ricky
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>>562023624
Exactly how they fucked up the other crossover warbonds : overprice them and put extremely useless gear in them.
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>>562023624
No need to.
We already have our own temu versions of many imperial regiments
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>>562020816
you're dumber than a bag of hammers buddy
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>>562023786
*meant Rirga bay
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>>562023814
bloodhound armor just looks like star wars armor to me but i guess it is way too recognizable ? but we do have odsts
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>lost rirga defense by an hour
>will lose the liberation by an hour as well
lol
lmao
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>>562023830
I'm downloading it, wait for me!!!
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>>562022684
>Oops all clusters.
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Probably bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244643972529/76561197999417031
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>>562023624
They would make all the weapons dogshit tier because their ego would force them to imply the Helldivers universe is more dangerous than the 40k universe and give the armour a dogshit passive that will be invalidated a mere one warbond later.
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>>562023624
armor passive is +melee damage and +arms never break
no melee weapons in the warbond though
bolt pistol is a 2 handed primary weapon
tech priest armor in super store
despite being guardsman armor it ends up painted blue like the heckin ultramarines
they base everything off of the tau instead
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>>562024058
bro is gonna realize that it's ass and refund it in an hour lol
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>>562021182
full
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>>562024058
hope you bought the DLC or else 70% of your loadout is just missing
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>>562024195
3/4
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>>562024289
>say they're doing a 40k crossover
>say they're gonna do a guard regiment for it
>elysian drop troops fit this perfectly, like the ODST's
>one of the elysian regiments (the 13th) is LITERALLY called the Helldivers
>day finally comes for the reveal
>its death korps of krieg
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>>562023952
I think that the bloodhound armor grounds itself with the extra pouches and other details. The standard stormtrooper armor is just too clean. I think it's kind of like how Warhammer 40k shows up twice on both sides of the line. The imperial guardsman falls on the yes side of the line and the space marine falls on the no-side. For star wars I think classic run of the mill stormtrooper/clonetrooper armor is a no, but some of the grittier star wars armors like some of the bounty hunters/mandalorians or even other categories of storm/clone trooper like Republic commando could be a yes.

You might think that I'm splitting hairs, but I think that there is a clear stylistic difference between Republic Commando and the cookie-cutter identical baseline storm/clone trooper.
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>>562024476
>The Elysian 13th Drop Troops have gained something of a heroic reputation amongst the regiments of the Spinward Front, having emerged from seemingly impossible odds on multiple occasions.
Literally 1 for 1 description.
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>>562024605
We need to be able to command seaf like in republic commandos and also hellpod into enemy ships to destroy its critical infrastructure to prevent invasion.
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>>562024476
I’d prefer Catachan, Vostroyan or Valhallan but to be honest anything’s better than Krieg
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>>562024605
commando armour falls into the same pit as regular storm/clone trooper armour if it doesnt have a paintjob
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>>562024476
> the Elysian 13th are the subject of overblown tales and flights of fancy amongst the masses. The Departmento Munitorum has only encouraged this tendency, reporting whenever possible the victories of the 13th publicly, along with those of the other Imperial Guard regiments whose exploits will bolster morale. The truth is, as always, both more and less than the fictions wrought from it.
The more I read about these guys the more convinced I am that AH just straight up copied them.
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>>562025035
Plagiarism: The ever-present tool of the hack fraud
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>>562024476
As much as I love the Krieg, the Elysians hit the nail on the head way fucking better in both look and in vibe.
That being said, I'd personally like to see the Tempestus.
>Backpack fed lasweapon
Would be kino.
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>>562025035
It’s Warhammer, there’s absolutely nothing original about it. And that’s not meant as an insult, GW have always copied everything in sight, and many of the things they’ve copied have outlived originals.
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>>562024476
>get their accatran pattern lasgun as a primary
>it shoots lasers like the trident but one beam at a time with a really high RoF
Holy shit it's a shoe-in.
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>>562025246
>It’s Warhammer, there’s absolutely nothing original about it
Im pretty sure the helldivers in 40k came before the helldivers game.
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>>562025260
a 40k crossover is the last desperate hope I have for getting a proper pulsed beam sickle instead of the fucking abomination we have
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>>562025260
I'm still kind of mad that the sickle shoots glowing energy "bullets" instead of just rapid fire beams, so I'd really like this.
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>>562025478
Yes, but they were “inspired” by a whole host of other things.
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>>562023482
>either do your daily
>or play the forced loss MO
uninstall the game
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>>562025246
>>562025619
Elysian Drop Troopers came out in 2000, anon.... A whole 15 years before the helldivers game
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>>562025492
What the fuck? Why is the HD2 gun such a downgrade.
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>>562025478
>>562025640
Amateurs.
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>>562025619
fucking nothingburger cope argument to defend AH in a roundabout manner that actually makes AH look worse because you directly imply they're a copy of a copy of a copy
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>>562025724
>Moving the goalpost
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>>562025765
I accept your concession.
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>>562025848
>Trying to act like starship troopers is the tolkien of sci-fi
Massive cope. Starship Troopers faded into obscurity because it couldn't hold on to its relevancy and all subsequent settings did what it was trying to do but better.
Secondly, nobody is talking about Ackship Trooners.
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>>562025765
Why is moving the goalposts vonsidered badM. Why would you willingly choose to commit to something that could be wrong? The point is to win the arguement
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>>562025640
>>562025729
My point is that neither Helldivers (the game) nor helldivers (Warhammer) are original. They’ve both borrowed from all sorts of sources, so accusing anyone of stealing anything is simply silly. If GW had even the slightest reason to believe that Arrowhead had stolen something from them, they would have sued them ages ago, those Jews recently tried to sue some random indie developer by using large shoulder pads as argument.
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>>562025724
still need a starship troopers crossover to be honest
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arrowhead could have copied the 40kek equivalent 1:1 and i'd still be happy they did it because GW would never do anything of value with what they have
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>>562026061
I wonder if they're seething that Helldivers is doing what they thought they were. The guy who plays Johny Rico would ((do it for free)), gave a good performance in the recent boomer shooter S-troopers game.
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>>562024476
Holy craaaap he's basedfacing
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>>562023595
eating what?
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>>562026047
>
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>>562026047
you're talking to a subhuman baiting retard. Simple accept his concession and move on.
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>>562025724
WHERE'S MY JETPACK GORILLA SUIT WITH NUCLEAR GRENADES, SWEDEN!?
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>>562023824
what are you talking about? the suppressor in hd1 is a boltgun with retrorockets and in hd2 it's called the dominator
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>>562026382
>samefagging because he got btfo'd
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>>562026440
GOD PLEASE
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>>562026446
dumb fuck
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>>562026005
>all subsequent settings did what it was trying to do
Hmm
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>>562024814
that's filonislop, it doesn't count
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>>562026676
Yes, and Starship Troopers wasnt interesting enough on its own to stay relevant.
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>>562026712
delta appeared in TCW
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>>561996947
>erm chuddie they used a dead engine which excuses the fact they don't bother testing any of their changes resulting in game-breaking behavior
anime website, looks like you're the retarded one
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>>562026712
I'll take filionislop over Kikeleen franchise rape. Atleast the cowboy loves the setting.
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>>562026712
>>562026796
incorrect, while the screenshot is, the character, Scorch, is pre-Disney
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>>562026819
>anime website,
Nope. Anonymous Board website. Fuck off back your containment: >>>/a/
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>>562025673
because a perfectly accurate gun with infinite ammo, no recoil, and rapid fire would be the defacto best AR in the game by a landslide. the only reason the scythe doesn't fit this desc is because its dps is comparatively low
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WE HAVE A LOBBY!
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244645792231/76561198120804312
BOTS OR BUGS!
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>>562026820
no he doesnt, that retard only likes his OCs and doesnt give a fuck about the setting outaide of stuff he was personally involved in
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>>562026881
baka desu w/u senpai
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>>562025729
they ARE a copy of a copy of a copy...
765
no goalpost was moved
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>>562026978
See: >>562026881
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>>562026908
well, they also gave it 20 spread for some reason
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>>562024195
3/4 again
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>>562023624
>light pen lasgun with abismal damage
>catachan jungle fighters armor(melee damage for a third time)
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>>562027046
eat shit loser

>>562026978
based
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>>562027136
>2 minutes apart
The least obvious samefag. Also See:>>562026881
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>>562026509
but enough about you
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>tr*nime spammer at it again
what set xhem off this time?
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>>562026934
>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244645792231/76561198120804312
3/4
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>>562026934
FULL
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>>562027107
>>light pen lasgun with abismal damage
by tabletop rules a lasgun has a 50% chance to outright kill a human sized target with a single shot and by lore a lasgun bolt can blow off limbs. they only look weak because of the shit they are being shot at. a poper lasgun would basically be a primary slot talon
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>>562026796
TCW *is* filonislop anon
>>562026820
while one is preferable to the other, neither is particularly good. filoni had potential in the beginning, but it became more apparent as time went on that he's more interested in making everything about his OCs
>>562026875
correct, but that render of him doesn't do his design justice
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>>562027093
Probably because of the reasons I listed. It's one of the best ARs in HD1 for those reasons, if not *the* best. They probably don't want to repeat that mistake, which is why the trident took this long to be added.
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>>562019819
actually american spirits but I quit. I liked the blacks, would settle for turquoise. All I can say is at least she doesn't have fucking newports
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>>562028463
>Newport's
because of the implication or the price?
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>>562029130
They're just fucking trash, they last like 2 minutes and smoking them feels like sucking air through a straw. Also, >menthols
If I have to pay 8 bucks for garbage vs. 12 dollars for a pack of actual quality cigs I choose the good ones, same deal with food, it's worth getting higher quality ingredients.
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In the two years I've played this game, the botdiver population on marfark since the borgs invaded are consistently the absolute shittiest players i've ever seen
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>>562019825
>arc thrower
blitzer
no one uses the fucking thrower
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>>562029775
I tried arc thrower recently because people told me that it was good vs mechasquids, but they were apparently having a giggle because it was fucking shit.
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>>562030010
it's good at stunning them, it's not good at killing them
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>>562030063
If I wanted crowd control, I wouldn't pick something that takes me out of the fight too.
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>>562030010
no one copes harder than defenders of the arc thrower, they're delusional. It would be one thing if it was kinda shit but also fun but it's not even fun, it's just shit.
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>>562029653
I havent had one for close to 15 years. my brother in law used to smoke KOOL XL milds and on occasion I used to smoke Camel Crush so I never minded the menthol too much. it does seem familiar that Newport's did burn fast.
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>>562030156
agreed, just my 2 cents
you could use a guard dog or sentries I suppose
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>>562030365
I just never liked the mint taste, it's weird. When it's a good tobacco it just masks the flavor
Anyway, what would helldivers smoke, and can the damage they do be healed by stims?
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>>562030010
any weapon lying all over the place isn’t worth bringing, just find one, good thing they hit the GL down to medpen imo.
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>>562030663
MMG is good, but it's not quite common enough for me to drop in with no support weapon to just pick one up from the floor.
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https://files.catbox.moe/fm30qv.rar

>How to use
Put CheatMenuConfig into game directory (common/helldivers2). Put .exe and .dll anywhere together. Launch injector when on ship. Press INSERT key in-game
>.dll? Is it safe?
Yes. If you get a warning, it's a false positive
>How do I farm SC
Mission tab - Farming - Check AFK Farm
>Can I alt-tab while I farm SC?
Yes
>Will I get banned?
No, never. See: https://files.catbox.moe/41dr7s.jpg
>How do I farm Medals/XP quick for new warbond?
Check max mission reward, max difficulty reward, instant shuttle, reveal hidden outposts, complete all mission tasks (Mission tab)
Instant arrows minigame (Misc tab)
Drop on any mission, open map once and extract
>I can't see the overlay for some reason
Make sure DX of the game matches DX of the menu (SavedSettings.ini)
>It crashes when I open the game
Disable external framegens like nvidia smooth motion.
>Linux?
Maybe, it just works, we didn't add support for it.
1. Set the game to use Steam Tinker Launch
2. When STL launches click "Main menu" then "Game menu"
3. In game launch menu tick "Use custom command" and select the exe
4. Tick "Fork custom command"
5. Tick "Inject custom command" and set the wait time to 10 or 15 seconds
6. You'll know it's working if you see the little injector window pop up saying it was successful
>Vulkan
Seems like it works too
>It's malware
And you're a retard
>Fuck sweden
Fuck sweden

>Important news
Unfortunately, starting with the next version, the menu will require authentication. The only requirement is to be in the menu's Discord server. But due to these changes I will stop posting menu here after next game update.
>What about anonymity?
The bot is restricted by discord dev TOS. It doesn't scrape any data whatsoever and only checks if you are in this specific server - nothing more.
>Will it be paid now?
Menu will remain free
>Why should we trust you?
You shouldn't.
>Does it still work?
Yes, version in this post is without auth.
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sponsored by the discord malware tranny gang
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>>562031331
I don't like this change but truckload of redditors and other retards led to this
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>>562026881
lil tourist nigga
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>>562031162
>But due to these changes I will stop posting menu here after next game update.
Good. Thread quality has taken a major hit ever since you started spamming it.
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>>562013809
It's like he's still there, buddy.
>>562030169
I... I feel attacked. You aren't wrong though. Ever since they nerfed status application, without either adding more damage to the AT or buffing it's status application, it has felt extremely disappointing at times. Still keep using it though. One day, one day Meredith, we'll be back on top of the world again. We'll show em! Mark my words! YOU'LL ALL RUE THE DAY! OUR SPARK WILL LIGHT THE STREETS! THE SNAP OF OUR DANCE WILL STRIKE DOZENS OF FOES INTO INEFFECTUAL STUPORS ONCE AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME! No! Get off of me, I'll not be silenced by your damn shots!

>Arc chad thrown into armored FRV>

Nothing to see here folks. Move along. One too many stims... I mean... Voteless blood... I mean... Illuminate mind fuckery; just move along.

YOU CAN'T SILENCE US FOREVER! PERMACURA WANTED THOSE PLANETS DESTROYED! PILEN V WAS AN INSIDE JOB! THEY SWAPPED OUR ARC THROWERS ENCABULATORS FOR FLUX CAPACITORS! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! YOU'RE BEING LIED TO!

>Psssh

No! No...! Arc Jumpers... to the front...
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>read wiki entry about the De-escalator
>Feb 3, 2026 (Undocumented changes)
>Projectile penetration changed from 0 (Unarmored) to 4 (Heavy)
>Projectile damage reduced from 20 to 0
>Projectile durable damage reduced from 2 to 0
what in tarnation are those swedes doing?
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less pew pew shooty lasers and more beeaaaammmm please
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>>562032937
>does no damage
>but will apply stun to ap4 targets
it was intended to be a CC grenade launcher, but due to their incompetency it shipped as a ultragiganigga killer 9999 because of a bug
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AAAAAAAAAH I AM BITING MY NAILS!!!!
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>>562033036
>In the future, our soldiers that drop from orbit with extremely powerful weapons such as a grenade launcher that can only electrocute people but not kill them
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>>562032893
>Ever since they nerfed status application
can't find this on the wiki patch notes
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>>562031654
If its an anime website then why is there a containment thread specifically for anime?
And now this is the part where you wont answer and keep dodging the question because you know I'm right.
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>>562021182
ggs fellow truth-seekers
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>>562032997
>dual laser cannon emplacement
a nigger can dream
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>>562031162
tragic that trannycord got involved, but ive already got enough until eos. fuck sweden.
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>>562031162
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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>>562021182
jietai banzai
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>>562033458
>Dual laser cannon mech
Imagine
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>>562033142
Don't care about MOs but I hope we win it back because I know it will make that faggot joel seethe
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>>562025724
GOAT book. I love it despite how little fighting actually takes place. Armor has way more combat and is pretty close to Helldivers too, even if it's really about split personalities driven by PTSD.
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>>562033232
Haha that's so weird
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I know it's bait, but like... there's a .0001% chance it's an election tourist
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>>562033338
It's for the discussion of Anime and Manga series, it's not to contain the style as a whole
I'm sure you aren't getting answers because it's blatantly obvious to absolutely everyone who's ever looked at it, but here you are
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>>562031162
Doing the Lord's work lad, thank you and hopefully we will see the updated menu soon
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>Bro, its still 2001!
>Dodging the question
Your concession has been accepted.
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>>562033816
if you're not filling out forms to the ministry of truth regarding bad bait, you're not trying
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>>562033918
See: >>562033936
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>>562031162
Not gonna lie, i'd love to keep getting updates but i don't think i want anywhere near a 4chan discord again lol
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>>562033816
It's literally just gucci again. He does this constantly.
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Finally got the worm with the Bastion, yippie!!
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>>562034048
Right, forgot you don't accept actual answers and will just chain reply back to a random post you made and pretend you're correct
Makes the fact you keep yapping about dodging the question all the funnier, ah well, i tried
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>>562034186
we deserve better shitposters
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>>562033232
It wasn't documented in patch notes. It came in with the burn rework when they "fixed" status build up in response to the popularity of the coyote. We Arc fans were screaming bloody murder over it around July 2025.
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>>562033036
But wasn't the stun built up by the shocks, which were already AP4? The projectile was just a token "bonk" of the grenade hitting things.
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>>562034287
You didnt answer why theres an anime thread specifically for anime if this is an anime site. You just dodged the question like I said you would.
You got raped.
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>>562034293
back in my day trolling was a art
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>>562034293
We had Flutefag and you chased him away, we had Robott sloppa poster and you chased him away, they were 1000% better than whatever this brown inbred abomination we currently have now.
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>>562034593
I wouldn't be surprised if projectile being sub ap-4 would somehow cockblock the stun application
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>>562030645
Helldivers arent allowed to smoke because Super Earth is Super Gay.
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>>562034469
didn't happen, only fire was touched
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>>562033924
Auth version was already released. 99% of features work in this version (except package preloader, don't touch it) but after game update drops it many features will break.
>>562034081
It's not 4chan discord
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>>562034821
you're a little touched, friend
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>>562034657
tell me about flutefag, I took a big hiatus from this place after the odst flop bond. he could've been before my time tho desu
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>>562034657
I mean that's kind of a parable for 4chan as a whole. You try remove schizos but all you do is select for the sigma +7 determined mecha schizos that are now conspicuously present because all their competition is gone, and are so obstinate no amount of moderation can keep them banned.
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>>562034954
Just some ritualposter who would avatar as some Idolmaster character who lived on Angel's Venture.
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>>562034616
Please refer to said "containment anime thread" and the rule that you can be reported for if you don't abide by it
Y'know
Like the MLP one?
Should be very easy if what you said from the very beginning is true and real and not some made up schizo shit your head has conjured
>>562034657
i miss Flute
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>>562034979
This larper made all of your CE tables (including sneaky stuff) possible, simmer down
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was he wrong ?
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>>562033142
This is a "lost the MO but completed the objective late so that's okay too" episode, like previous MOs we've had where we handed in our homework late. Depends on if people will finish the job post MO or if Joel's gonna slap us with an immediate MO right after the current one ends.
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i hate these forced "nail biter" MOs more than anything, makes me blow a blood vein
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>>562035110
>>>/a/
Last time I checked tranime has nothing to do with helldivers 2.
>and the rule that you can be reported for if you don't abide by it
Its called "Off-Topic"
Go back to your containment thread or start spamming the thread with anime plots and pictures while talking nothing about helldivers or video games and see what happens.
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>>562031162
this means the older versions dont work anymore?
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>>562035414
So i was right, you're just making shit up in your head to fit your own agenda
Funny how i haven't seen any animus be deleted in here recently, surely you are doing your due diligence as an avid law enforcer and report all the evil off-topic posts, right?
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>>562035746
>gets raped again
>Took this long to write out a schizo response
>Suddenly spamming posting pictures about helldivers 2 when i told him to spam tranime to see what happens
kwab
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>>562035646
No, all old versions including the one in post work just fine, it only affects future releases
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>>562035321
It wouldn't have been a nailbiter if the blob had made the correct decision 60 hours ago.
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>>562035861
My previous posts are still up, you aren't backing down now are you?
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>>562035264
no cus it cant rotate
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>>562035960
>start spamming the thread with anime plots and pictures while talking nothing about helldivers or video games and see what happens.
Why are you talking to me when theres tranime to talk about?
Do it and let settle it once and for all.
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>>562035264
No because proper teamwork is a much higher skill ceiling than one would expect, and the piss-poor handling the swedes gave it ontop of the usually shit terrain makes it require good driving skill.
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>>562036029
How ironic coming from you.
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>>562036152
See: >>562036029
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textbook gucci hours, do not reply to it
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d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244652171914/76561198066017633
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if I only complete the blitz mission in a D10 op on Rirga Bay, does it help or hurt the MO?
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>tr*nime spam
Grow up.
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>>562036280
apologies, i know its bad for the thread but its too fun annoying him
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This is a vtuber adjacent thread, and I am tired of pretending it's not.
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>>562036492
See: >>562036029
Its crazy how you wont do this.
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>>562036280
>textbook gucci hours
Notice how this all started when an anon had the nerve to badmouth Arrowhead, resulting in a series of deflection in order to get people to stop talking about how poorly they've juryrigged Helldivers together with duct tape and staples.
He always does this, and the worst part about it is that he does it for free.
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>>562036569
a garbage can is vtuber adjacent
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>>562033142
i bite off the skin around my nails because im fucked up like that
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>>562036281
2/4
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>>562036629
TRVKE.
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>>562036569
sex with juniper
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>>562036608
I just thought racoon digging up a landmine was funny I didn't think there were actual arrowhead defenders in the midst
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>>562036810
>ywn play Helldivers with Juper
>She will never activate your Hellbomb and whisper
>"Go, die, fucking die for Super Earth, scum."
>Ywn go out in a 70+ (actual) killstreak glory
why fucking live.
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>>562026934
fantastic lobby, gg anons
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>>562036608
Really oggles the noggle
>>562036873
You'd be surprised
>>562036569
does Juniper even play games? ive only ever seen her do art stuff, can't imagine her playing HD2
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>>562036994
See:>>562036029
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>>562036873
you did nothing wrong anon, arai-san is peak comedy. what's even funnier about this whole situation is that kf is a video game, nullifying his entire argument from the start :)
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>>562034821
Patch 01.003.200 July 15, 2025.

One line change, and I quote " Fixed an issue where status effect damage were attempting to apply more than intended". Fix was to have it only apply once, end result as determined by players of fix is that every status effect weapon took an additional shot minimum to apply the effect that would previously have been applied with a single shot. Now would you kindly go and fuck yourself. Oooooh my wiki doesn't say. Fuck you. Go read patch notes, and cross reference with user feedback ya little gobshite.
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>>562036962
kino
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>>562037145
retards don't deserve this level of courtesy
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>>562037138
>"Erm it was actually a video game"
You realize the longer you refuse to do : >>562036029 the longer your admit that this isnt an anime website?
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>>562036873
He once swapped his steam username, joined an SC dropper lobby, recorded the whole thing and took screenshots, reported it all to Arrowhead using the gayest faggot redditspeak he could, and then bragged about it ITT because he thought they'd care enough about him to actually ban somebody for him.
But nobody was banned. More lobbies were posted by the same exact guy uninterrupted. The only thing that came out of the whole ordeal was him embarrassing himself in front of everyone.
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>>562037354
Is this the part of your schizo episode where you think other posters are me again? Cute
>>562037468
Yeah that checks out
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>>562037468
fucking christ
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>>562037547
See: >>562036029
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>>562037354
uh oh >>561431916
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>>562037468
interesting
what number of chromosomes would drive someone to do this instead of just playing HD2 normally
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>>562037547
>Is this the part of your schizo episode where you think other posters are me again? Cute
See: >>562036152
>>562037596
>Admits that it was still video game related and not tranime
>Proving me right that this isnt an anime site
I bet you thought you had something there, didn't you?
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>>562037725
Uh oh schizo melty
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>>562036994
She plays a lot more video games as of late, there was a Dead Space stream a little earlier today. I think Helldivers could be good for a community thing with joomfies. Plenty of opportunity for shenanigans, may even get her to draw herself in a patriotic pose.
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>>562037808
See: >>562037547
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New
>>562037865
>>562037865
>>562037865
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guys can you stop fighting and fight the enemies of democracy with me instead in the lobby we are 2/4
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>>562037725
you're the one who called it anime thoughbeit? kinda weird you got so upset over it nanoda
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>>562036962
"WE GOT COWS!"
I clapped
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>>562035081
aw, i was hoping he posted bad flute vocaroos
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>>562036569
this terminid is unf, the dissident behind it is kinda trashy tho
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>>562037145
thx 4 da proofs
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>>562029775
Blitzer isn't as leathal as the other options due to how it works. It doesn't chain and individual bolts do less than leathal damage so as long as there's enough targets between you and your teammates they'll usually live.
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>>562031162
>The only requirement is to be in the menu's Discord server
yeah too bad you denied my entry application and now i cant re-aply
fucking dipshit.
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>>562031162
Why the sudden change up?



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