>Recent NewsNightmares of Ursol is out NOW on Turtle Wow, introducing a bunch of new content to the game and unlocking BWL on Ambershire: https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24129>Released Servers (From more popular to less popular)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, post your in-game name or ask for the name of someone online.<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, ERP raiding guild<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, ERP raiding guild<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>561975769
Happy birthday. Hope you're doing well.
What class can I play while blackout drunk?
third for kronos 5 soon!
>>562150375Already blown five loads to this whore.
>>562150375I'm gonna cum on rasknitt
what classes does evil not need so I can avoid them?
>>562151059Rookie numbers.
>>562150375stroking my jib to this great redwood of a whore
>>562153153you're WHAT
>>562150375>Not posting the nude version
jibbed for her pleasure
>>562082278orcs look so good with this mod
JIBBEDfor her pleasure
>>562154131Can't play without it. It makes nelf's ass become absolutely gorgeous.
>balloon asses and """HD""" textures>goodat least the blind trannies are getting their fagposts out of the way early into the thread
>>562155318they're not hd textures
I finally understand why people play turtle wow and theres rampant erp, its a coomers paradise. Everyone works hard on making sure their character looks as slutty as possible
>>562155318schizo
>>562155318Their fagposts are never out of the way. They're going to be genetic failures and incels for the rest of their lives. Until someone wises up and starts executing them in the streets they will continue to make the internet uninhabitable.
>>562155548yeah i said the same thing at first now im down with it.
>>562156216You seem a bit tense lil bro, here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/exvdqw.png
>>562155548some of the tmogs are rather shameless. the less clothing a toon is wearing, the more i assume it's a tranny pretending as a woman.
>>562156216These seething chud larp posts are getting really boring lil bro
>>562157206need to drink her piss so bad bros
Now that I'm racist I can't play horde anymore.
My tauren is white.
>>562158038Trannies only play slutty female characters because they have the same taste as straight men, because that's what they actually are.
>>562164307
Are rogues fun in PvP on Turtle?
>>562165018>Turtle>funpick one
>>562165018if you have the gear you delete peopleif not you are a 3k hp pushoverretardins or enhance niggers global you regardless (they make up 80% of the bg)
jibbed for “her” pleasure
I've heard someone is planning to start a new Ambershire guild called <Spicy Butt Chocolate>, can anyone give credence to this?
>>562168361Yes, guildleader will be Rackbride with officers being Fuutrans and Glupshitto
I've heard someone is planning to start a new Nordanaar guild called <Jibbed for Her Pleasure>, can anyone give credence to this?
>>562168549Yes, guildleader will be Jib with officers being Ellinna and Ellifta
Just took a nasty jib in my torzaglet
Rasknitt can you change your ugly gloves when doing Ai slopI cant jerk off to green hands
I can't sneed.
what happened to the tents, and rested xp is bad now so slow and steady sucks, this shit is not kino
>>562170131Tents cap out at 25%, in turn every inn outside of a capital caps out your rested XP at max in less than ten minutes.What sucks is that after years of the vanilla value of 200% kill XP they just changed it to 150%, which just makes bg spam more appealing at higher levels. I can hardly find a dungeon group when queueing Heal/Tank.
>>562170576lmao what a stupid fucking change. troon devs do troon things
Every time I see this retard say something stupid on the forum I can only laugh and think about >>562153792
>>562175295It took me a moment to register what the background was lmao
>>562175295The True Queen of /wpsg/
>>562179641Is this either? The IQ required to play the specs or The IQ of the person playing the spec?
>>562179641good april fools joke
>>562179641BM hunter to S+ and this is a good list
>>562175295>doesn’t join /wpsg/ guilds>posts smut of his character for fun without erping like a fag>shits on nordschizos for gigglesi kneel…
>>562179641what's hard about affli?
>>562180547Spinning plates for no reward. You actually have to be pretty dumb to bother.
>>562179641survival hunters should have their own tier down below
Why doesn't the Moonwhisper FP connect to the rest of Kalimdor?
>>562181676There are two FP in that zone.
>>562179641The funny thing is, this is correct on literally every pserver
>WSG day>people just afkI fucking hate troontle players so much
>>562187197>people refuse to pvp after a year+ of dragunovifaggot making his class overpowered beyond repairit's a mystery
>>562187197When will pvp fellas ever learn than most don't care to do it they just want the gear
>>562187197this should really make you think
>want good shit without effortnigger behaviornigger mentality
>>562187197>WSG the only winning move is to AFK
>>562187197I did like 2-3 WSG on turtle, if the flag nigger just hides for 10 minutes it's not fun.
>>562187378I'm out of the loop, what class does he play?
>>562189881>ey whyte boy>*smacks lips*>come fight me>*2k earthshock crits*>it's balanced>*stormstrike deletes half your hp*>i worked hard>*tanks 6k raw dmg*>for this blue gear>*heals to full in 1 healing wave*>stop afking>*windfury globals you 0.3 seconds after respawn*
>>562189331Why does it matter? People doing PvP for fun are happy to kill people that are afking.
I'm going to miss gobbo kino, but really I prefer their cata models to the nilla ones? did anyone make a mod for gobbo models?
>>562190806This is an April Fools joke but if they did this everyone would play Horde.
>>562190665Shaman
>>562190665Used to be a ret main, now he's a Shaman
>>562190806big ERP update if true
>>562190806THAT FUCKING GOBLIN FACE IS WHY THIS NEEDS TO BE REAL
>>562190929Hey the database is finally up again
>>562189331then make it so bgs don't give shit to people that don't do anything, but that's wow for you and everybody would be upset
shaman derangement syndrome
>>562194885Not falling for your april fools trickery
is there any in game indicator of what the "bg of the day" is?
>>562196763Emissaries NPC walking around in capital city
>>562195719>bgs don't give shit to people that don't do anythingthey practically don't now, over half my honor even in a win is from kills and if you're not doing a lot of damage you get hardly any from kills
The tent/rested XP rework is so fucking retardedEveryone enjoyed the server being essentially at 2x XP rate. I actually like that local inns now provide faster rested but why gut the vanilla combat XP by 50%? They did this so people do more custom content is my guess?
>>562197380the tent change was good but yeah inns should've just retained full rested bonus
>>562197380They didn't like people boosting alts on dungeons from 10 to 60.
>>562197120Healers get fucked the most, I barely get any honor while carrying the team
is this how you're supposed to do mage? please don't make fun of me
>>562198064That's wrong for leveling, raiding and pvping
>>562198064HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562198681>>562198473
>still no world pvp events>>562198064https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Mage_FAQ
>>562199410looking up guides n shit gay ah hell mang I'm more of a vibes player
>>562198064I'll help you out retard-kunUp until 26 you're a single target Fireball spamming retard:https://talents.turtlecraft.gg/mage?points=-FYCAD-AY3 points into Improved Flamestrike if you wanna do some early AoE farming with Mana Shield, Arcane Explosion and FS.At 26 you get CoC and go full Frost:https://talents.turtlecraft.gg/mage?points=TACoDAAD--QYATpAToBDAABLast 2 points can go into Piercing Ice or Wand Spec, it doesn't really matter. AoE rotation is Ice Shield -> Ice Barrier -> Pull mobs with wand, R1 Fire Blast, Counterspell or just walking into them. Gather them around in a tight circle by triangulating with R1 CoC which has a longer CC than it's own CD. Use AE to whittle the mobs down to roughly 50-60% HP, Frost Nova -> Max rank CoC into Max rank Flamestrike to finish them off, use AE, Fire Blast or wand to finish off stragglers. At 60 you can swap to many other builds once you get geared. AoE farming will require you to have some knowledge about which spots are good for it. There's tons of guides for that, Turtle has many new good AoE spots too so experiment and fuck around. If I catch you spamming Blizzards in my dungeon like every other retard mage on Turtle I will laugh at you and kick you from my group.
>people who look up guides think they're smarter than melmfao
>people who go to the library think they're smarter than me
>>562200305a perfect example because knowledge =/= intelligenceAnd following in someone else's footsteps derives you of the opportunity to think and figure it out for yourself, same with stupid questionsit's also funny that the recommended build is like 90% what I was going to go anyway(because I'm more intelligent than you, I just lack knowledge on this specific subject)
>>562198064fucking retard you're dogshit
HA HA HA VERY FUNNY APRIL FOOLS PRANK AECHEUR "STEALING" THE 9000G IN THE GUILD BANK THAT I CONTRIBUTED 18 HOURS OF LASHER FARMING TO FOR OUR NEXT BWL NOW PLEASE PUT IT BACK NEXT TIME YOU LOGIN OKAY???
>>562201006This never happened.
This good for leveling as warrior?
>>562180547Keeping track of dots.
>>562200654I didn't even answer to you but it's moronic to think that just because someone looks up information they won't think for themselves.
>>562200654>>562201662
>>562202663homeschooled posts
>>562202663What if these people were just retarded and no books were going to save them? Do I need to become some nigga going from discovering how to make fire to launching niggas into the space to have any sort of self credibility?
got put on the gay premade's team time for my free win *yawns*
Stop being vanilla andy.Join <gulag>.Become based.
half the people in <Evil> are also in <gulag> we're just waiting for legion to release to abandon <Evil> and go back to tauri
I miss Sylma...
>>562204715Need to ejaculate inside this gnome.
>>562201303Yes
>>562204715Based on what?
Whisper Aecheur to join the new guild <My Healer Can't be That Cute>, we already have 9k golds in the guild bank
>>562206525This didn't happen.
>>562206525This did happen.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: please learn how to strafe don't backpeddle in a bg like a hecking n00b I see you guys doing it
>>562204715*belittles you for using a vanilla mog*
>>562204715Post butt and maybe I'll join.
I want Elekkow to teach me how to PvP...
>>562200032Not him, but I was thinking of levelling a mage so thank you!
>>562207564Gramble...
As a fresh 60 what should my priorities be?I've done MC attune and I'm currently on the ony attune.Should I go through the whole pre raid bis grind?
>nelf ghost fell off teldrassilit's over
Any of you gays on frostmourne
>>562209368BG's.No one is running dungeons.
>>562210187Why not?
>>562209368Path 1: You guild up and raidPath 2: If you don't want to raid you grind pre-raid bis and then uninstall the game or make a new character becaues there's nothing else to doPath 3: The secret PvP path
Thanks, hope you're doing well as well-Kelika
do NOT queue for the 50-59 bracket so many cringe twinkers holy fuck
>>562209368You do bgs until rank 6, you get a mc tier weapon and a decent prebis setThen you start raiding with your guild
>>562209368Offer your butt to my futa nelf
>>562211231
sry wrong threadI thought you meant retail
>>562207564Playing a tank in pvp is griefing your team, tanking is built around the fact that you can force mobs to attack you, this does not work against players, making it fundamentally flawed for pvp.
I have been banned. It's so over.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>562211880hahahahaahahahahaa WELCOME! WELCOME TO THE CLUB! did you also send 30 gold from your alt to your main?
Feral or Oomkin when leveling druid?
It's happening!
>>562211880Evil losted.
>>562209368do you what you like most rly. but if you wanna gear up for either pvp or pve, do ZG and KARA the true starter raids, MC and ONY are overtuned. I have never run a ZG or KARA10 pug where we disbanded eventually after wiping too many times, MC and ONY on the other hand... If you're locked out of raids and the occassional world boss do BGs for the cheap rank+honor atm. too bad im banned since sunday and couldn't partake in this hilarious pvp fuckup too much. The tier 0,5 dungeon sets are a meme honestly, replaced by running 2x ZG/KARA10, also is doing BM over and over again for the rep, how can ppl not go insane from doing this?
>>562212262FeralIf you want to spec balance late game start at lvl 40, you unlock your first AoE spell there
>>562211765>he doesn't know about the cancer frostbrand built
>>562211271>You do bgs until rank 6, you get a mc tier weapon and a decent prebis setOh really that sounds easy. Where can I check this gear out?
I genuinely think Turdle doesn't have more than 2k actual playersNo raids or dungeons being run yet it supposedly has 6k players online KEK
>/who any raid at any time>always at least one full raid running it>autistic niggerfaggot anon still can't find a pugreally makes you think
>>562211765>this does not work against playersyeah huhlook I'm tanking
>>562211231Lil bro got eaten by a cat or an infernal
why cant i view turtlewow forum for days now? did they block IPs from my 3rd world country?
>>562204227bet you bitch about being against them too xD wtf do you want
>>562215475how so? you can login on the site but not on the forum? try a vpn?
>>562215475are you using the new turtlecraft.gg URL?
Elafi...
>>562215056Perfectly highlights the issue, its great to 1v1 the retadin shitter in blues, completely useless for taking down a FC.
>>562216903i killed that warrior toothat's one less guy hamstringing you while you chase the efcI'm helping!
>>562215056Elekkow Elekkow Go Away. Keep the 6k-HP-Shaman-Bulldozer away Another Day
>>562216903That's just how much hp a retri paladin in pve gear has, please don't be so mean
Dwarf girls :3
BRO FUCK TURTLE WOW WHENEVER I QUEUE FOR A DUNGEON I WILL MAKE SURE IM THE FATHEST AWAY WAIT 30 MINUTES THEN ITS SMOKE BREAK SORRY KID WOKE UP FUCK YOU
>>562215056>tank gear>deals crit after critshamans are overtuned
>brb gotta shag the wife
or what are they gonna do
i can't stop jumping every 5 seconds, how do i fix this. I look retarded
>>562217809at my last BWL we had to wait for a healer to get back from yelling at his son for being outside at night
>>562218704very common in adhd
>>562217809WE ARE ALL 45 YEAR OLD BALDING DADGAMERS FUCK OFF YOU USELESS NEET FUCKTWIT
>>562187197Balancing is shit on turtle kind of sucks if you need to spam a bg for an item. Probably the only reason why people bother playing bgs at this point.
>>562217809If you are taking care of a kid, dont play an MMO, if you want to play an MMO so bad, dump them at their grandparents or keep your dick in your pants.I dont go to a football game and dip in the last second because i have to feed my hamster.>f-f-f-family comes f-f-firstyou can do that without being a nigger
>>562213392Database or just reach rank 6 its literally 4-5 hours of spamming bg
who /twink pvp on Nord/ here?
I think I know why WoW players are still obsessed with this game to this day. It requires no skill at all. Just pick the most broken stuff, wear the most broken gear and spec the most broken talents. Same with all the add-ons. All these "big" WoW players rely on add-ons and macros. Its a game made for toddlers minmaxxed by grown men in their 40s who write add-ons for it to tell them exactly what to press and where to go at any given moment. They don't want to actually git gud in a game that requires skill. So they still play WoW in their 30s or even 40s believing they're good at a game when in reality they have no skills at all. Especially if you take away their add-ons and macros.
>>562220958The only place in WoW with actual skill expression5 is PvP.During a duel you can instantly tell whether someone is a shitter or knows what's up.
It's over, check the news
>>562220958Who are you talking to? This isn't even WoW Retail general.
How come orcs fall for psyops so often
>>562221364Not at all. Just pick the most broken stuff and you get easy kills. What skill is there?>>562221364Its the same basically.
Man I really enjoy playing Warlock but I just wish they had better AoE. Just add Seed of Corruption and it'd be perfect.
>>562213392Some ranks 6-8 pvp gear exemplehttps://database.turtlecraft.gg/?search=Combatanthttps://database.turtlecraft.gg/?search=Tacticianhttps://database.turtlecraft.gg/?search=Corpsman
Tell me about the turtles og content.Is it just imports from tbc/wrath? Or like completely new content. Do they do things that flesh out the lore?
>>562222175Practically all of the new content is original. New dungeons, new zones, new quests for the new areas as well as the old. They range from very amateurish to genuinely good.
>skip pack thinking priest will hug wall like>priest doesn't hug wall>priest pulls>gets stunned by mobs>says cc'd >dies>think to myself what a retard>then realize im the retard for skipping a pack and assuming the players with me even awake
>>562222283That's why i got from the trailer but it sounded way too good to be true so i came here to check lol.Guess I'm joining.
>>562222175Lot to try, some janky, some great12 new zones, 9 new dungeons, 3 new raids and more content in OG areashttps://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Custom_Turtle_WoW_contentSome is original content, some is remixed content (karazhan instance reused with new enemies, putting enemies in karazhan crypt, or using TBC enemy models)
>>562221947pretty sure having a buffed felguard spin2win while you also mash that mfin hellfire gets the highest aoe dps possible out of any class
What's the true successor guild to FMC
>The best tank gear currently for T2 now comes from pvp>Have to spend 8-9 weeks maxing out honor in order to get itReally making people not want to play tank even more now...
>>562223778>What's the true successor guild to FMCEvil and Branded, traditions were split in between each guild.
>>562223829They're desperately trying to save pvp somehow because it doesn't make sense to them that it sucks immensely due to the bad balancing on turtle.
>>562223829Not true though.
>>562223902branded is nothing like fmc desu
>>562224349Branded is FMC if every single person in FMC was Elaynna.
>>562221297I cant believe epstein was in the shenna files
>>562223829Resilience tried to fixed that. PVP power fixed it. Ignoring minigamers prevented that from happening.
>>562223829Or you can wait a few months, there's no issue with tanking for which you need "the best tank gear".
>>562224349>Helps one another with attunes>Does raids with one another>Hosts explicit afterraid erp even if other people are disgusted over the failed males doing itDunno it sounds like fmc
>>562150375she looks like a pure virgin woman
>>562222313people will skip packs to save 1 minute with pugs who will waste 10 minutes on a wipe and then get upset
is it true PVP gear is now the best gear? should i be spamming BG's? what BG's are the best for grinding honor?
>pve andies flooding battlegrounds because of muh purplzFUCK OFF YOU BACKPEDALING NIGGERS THE AMOUNT OF MOUTHBREATHERS I SEE RUN AWAY FROM A FLAG WHILE IT GETS CAPPED LITERALLY 20 YARDS BEHIND THEM BECAUSE PVE NIGGERS HAVE THE SPATIAL AWARENESS OF A DEAD COW IS FUCKING MINDNUMBING I HAVE TO TELL THESE NIGGERS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AND WHERE TO GO LIKE I AM PLAYING A FUCKING RTS VIA CHAT COMMANDS EXCEPT THE UNITS ARE FUCKING DOGSHIT AND HAVE A 90% CHANCE TO DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE
>>562223778None, gramble rammed it all the way up his own ass and is clenching his cheeks tight ever since.
>>562226991I clapped doom turtle niggas as if theyre level 50 mobs in AV left and right all day yesterday.I want to sincerely thank shenna for throwing the pve sheep right into my jaw.this is my world and it will be your hell for the next 6 months, enjoy your stay.
Is this how much honor im getting? man turtle is really generous, i recall grinding this
>>562226991if you're so good at pvp why are you solo queueing
>>562227449I would rather get farmed in PVP by you for 1000 of hours, than spend 100 hours farming pre-bis and dealing with the gacha loot drop system, ninjas and the time and effort it takes to put a group together.If you guys aren't kidding and the new PVP set is really a decent replacement for pre-bis farms than turtle really is the best classic private server.I'm not hitting 60 and spending 2 weeks looking for a DM:E group.
>>562228502just join a guild and get carried to t1/2
>>562228773I don't know man I was planning to join one of the /wpsg/ guilds but I'd feel like such a leech just hitting 60 and get carried into purples.for all I know I wont even like or want to play long term with any of them so I'd rather not use them and not give anything back.
>>562228502Hot damn I love magia baiser
>>562229128anon t1 is the piss easiest content in the world it's practically free loot and guilds just need warm bodies to throw at the raid, just showing up is already giving back enough to get carried through t1
>>562226991land of the blind, one-eyed king type shit
priest or mage?
>>562228502just join one of the dozens of pugs in world chat and get carried to t1/2
>>562229128>I'd feel like such a leech just hitting 60 and get carried into purples.brother the wpsg guild gave a fucking lvl 58 shaman sulfuras, paid for it and that dude bailed like 2 weeks later
>>562221947Hellfire does ridiculous amounts of aoe damage, are you high? The only other ability that really competes is Arcane Explosion.
>>562221947Just press hellfire bro, it's a good check to see how much your healer and tank like you.if they let you die, they hate you.if they try their best to save you give them a healthstone.
>>562213632its not a secret that turtle uses bots and fakes player numbers. they spend alot for marketing and try to control social media with bots
Makes me wonder will FMC meet up in Winterspring for April the 1st?
>>562230124what's happening in there?
>>562230838We used to meet up by the lake there just to celebrate FMC. Ah but I'm still stuck in the past it seems. I still miss FMC sometimes.
<Mentally ill rape victim company><Lost to Texas Knights company>
>>562233718I was honestly surprised how much people liked the unhinged, horny variant of Elaynna. It was not easy thinking and writing all that stuff. Sometimes it was kind of tiring to think of new stuff to say. But lots of lulz were found so I can't complain.
Just unlocked level 10 and bearform on druidCan I do damage now? I went into the Barrow and those Shamans traumatized me so bad I'm gonna take revenge now. Fuck the designer who taught putting healing mobs in a sub level 10 dungeon was a good idea.
What is the most fun class/build play as hc?
>>562223778FMC only has one true successor https://streamable.com/oz2tzy
>>562235882Honestly just ask AI to make your video next time, you'll get better results.
>>562235882That is enough cringe for today, time to close this thread and grind honor.
>>562236505AI slop can't compare to such sovlful video editing
>>562225502PvP gear is the best gear for pvp, they all have crazy stamina stats, maybe if you're a tank its better than PvE gear you should investigate that. Arathi Basin is the best BG to grind in my opinion as they can't last forever>>562229128Grinding for good pre-raid gear is satisfying, you could do at least each lvl60 dungeon once before raiding to get a sense of progression
>>562229575>stationary>kills youGood luck with the technicians.
>>562229575>arcane explosiongod that shit with full talents and buffs hits unreasonably hardan instant cast aoe should NOT do fucking 800 damage in single target
>>562238838It's OK when mages do it.t. ygole
>>562228502>p-please go pvp bros
>>562235882TRVTH NVKE
i can't believe evil will clear naxx and k40 when fmc couldn't...
dude how the fuck do people stand leveling classes with no movement speed increase
>>562245778they never consumed tiktok, yt shorts, or have ADHD
>>562235009You'll do a bit more dmg thanks to bear form and can take more hits before you have to stop and heal. It's a step-up from wrath/moonfire kiting until you get cat form at lv 20
hey turtle bros im a level 60 resto shaman which guild should i join, never done raid content before because my friends always stopped playing pservers before we hit 60in game name zulrekkek
>>562249114You're in luck, <Branded> is looking for a Resto Shaman at the moment, whisper Keyholder for an invite and guaranteed loot! We'll help you with any attunements.
>>562249114Evil
>>562249114You're in luck, <Evil> is looking for a Resto Shaman at the moment, whisper Aecheur for an invite and guaranteed loot! We won’t help you with any attunements.
send the recruiters to ashenvale.
>>562249114If you don't join <Evil> I will rape your corpse I NEED my windfury sissy and you're gonna be my bitch every raid night. If you don't miss any WF totem drops I will give you headpats if you fuck up I will scold you in front of the entire raid and make sure you get no loot the entire monthWhisper Flag right now or I'll go into /world and say you're a ninja looting bitch I will ruin you
never played wow before in my life, is turtle a good server to start on?Also I'm torn between warlock or mageI like the idea of putting super demon aids on things but I don't really care for having a pet
>>562249114Both of the wpsg guilds are decent options. It really depends on your preferred raid time.
>>562249114you can skill 17/17/17 and get BiS loot in <evil> on your first day over someone who has been raiding since day 1hell you'll even get a free sulfuras if you quit 2 weeks after getting it
>>562250331>is turtle a good server to start onyes evidently since i see at least 3 people a day in various chat channels saying its their first time playing wow>warlock or mageif you hate pets just go mage, warlock pets are weirder to use than hunter pets and non-shadow bolt spam specs are more complex to play compared to any mage spec
>>562249350evil messaged me first, sorry brenda...
>>562250331>never played wow before in my life, is turtle a good server to start on?Sure. It can be very slow compared to modern variants of the game so be aware of that. >Also I'm torn between warlock or mage>I like the idea of putting super demon aids on things but I don't really care for having a petWarlock comes online very early and is a solo leveling machine. You'll have to work out some pet management macros and learn how to fear juggle but you'll be able to solo elites. If it's Fearable a Warlock can kill it. Mage takes some time to come online and isn't that pleasant in the early stages but once they do they are AoE machines. Both are fun and always wanted so play whatever you like.
>>562250331Yes you can go in raw on turtlewow, ambershire realm for the fresh server, issa good game
>>562250387What time do they raid?also finally a good fucking captcha system.
we should put the raid time of Evil and Branded in the OP
>>562250425did this event really cause that much seethe
>>562250893no one in the guild wants sulfuras, its trashloot
>>562250953I want it. It looks really funny on a Boomkin :)
>>562250331there’s a warlock playstyle where you sacrifice your pets in exchange for powerful buffs. you don’t need to manage a pet if you don’t want to.
Was it really necessary to change the cool male satyr to this?
>>562249114join <Branded> if you're a cute and valid transgirljoin <Evil> if your egg still needs to be cracked
Join Twinkle lil Star
>>562250746Not a bad idea. If I bake next, I'll do it.<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, ERP raiding guild (raids 22:00 GMT)<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, ERP raiding guild (raids 20:00 GMT)Is this correct?
<Chuckers of Sneed>...
what the fuck is GMT
>>562253054You have to add all the time searching for pugs to branded raid time, it can be hours some days
Aecheur, it's 3 am. Stop crying about Brandon and go to bed.
Let's go Branded! Let's go Branded!
>>562250953Sulfuras is a great weapon, especially when only MC was out. The truth is people didn't want to put the work into making it when it will eventually get replaced. They'd rather raidlog. Not like it matters though. You can pump with other weapons.
>>562249114PROPERTY OF GRAMBLE
Are warlocks good in Turtle PvP?
How do demo locks work on turtle? Do you just cycle your cooldown demons, DoT up, and spam shadowbolt?
>>562254775>summon large man>empower it>watch it kill squishies>remember you need to put curse of elements/shadows on boss>health funnel if low on hp>mana funnel if low on mana>when timer is about to run out try to drop its hp low enough with empower>watch tank accidentally aggro it>summon another large man
What does Arathi Basin day actually mean? do I get more marks?
Why does Evil hate Branded so much?
>>562254986We don't
>>562254893>>watch tank accidentally aggro itdoesn't happen, the warlock has infinite threat on it
>>562255064couldve sworn ive seen people pull aggro on themthey die quickly anyway so it doesnt matter really
>>562254986moral obligation
>>562253054No, you're not<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 GMT (server time)<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 GMT (server time)
>>562254970same amount of marks, more honor from the bg itself, possibly more rep but don't take my word for it
>>562254986Good is always hated by evil
>>562255131they're instantly killed if the warlock is healed at all after it breaks freethis mechanic is explained nowhere and i don't even know what the rp reasoning for it is
I miss pochie...
>>562254647If the enemy can be feared, there is no counter play on their part and the fight is free
>>562254986It’s Aecheur. Same with the Gramble shitposts.
We don't even think about branded
I'm aecheurs friend
>>562249114https://files.catbox.moe/l5t5ow.mp4
>>562235882holy fucking kiinooooooooo
>>562249114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTvOa3vifU
>>562254986We don’t. No one in guild chat ever talks negatively about them (except for Arthur sometimes).
>>562256402goblin type music
People whom I've never spoken to once whisper me asking me very specific questions about the game when I'm standing in Orgrimmar and I think it's weird as fuck, can't tell if they're autistic or if I'm the autist for thinking it's weird. I usually know the answer so I guess it works as an information gathering method, but still, as far as they know I'm gaslighting them for fun.
>>562226991This is my worst loss of all time on this character, we got raped by the HWL rogue in terms of AB gameplay in this one. All the defenders just constantly AFK, ghosting, and no calls ever. Though of course there's blame for me too just being 100% offense all game
>>562256952I keep getting whispered by fucking guild recruiters and I'm not even level 40 yet like just leave me alone man I'm questing
>>562256952>standing in org in my shitty tier 2 gear on my hunter doing profession stuff>get whispered a question from some mid 40s hunter asking insanely technical questions about things like melee weaving, pet management and other completely wild shit>the kind of reply i give themi just click survival buttons i dont know this shit
how the fuck can people stand playing mage when you run out of mana constantly
>>562258693sippa da watah....
>>562258693By drinking IRL
>>562259123Imagine having to sit down and do nothing for 30 seconds every couple of pulls in order to be able to play your character.
>>562259206aoe weeeee
>>562257012Well, from what I gather you as the BM hunter do nothing. Sending the pet on auto attack that does all the work, it really should say Kerillian and not Rasknitt on the board.
the discord's guilds-ambershire channel is completely deaddo people post in a different channel or just global chat
>zulrekkek just joined evil>immediately starts talking about his scat fetish in /gwhat the fuck?
>>562259878
>>562260219that's cool but I have no idea where you're seeing that and I'm in the same channel
>>562259569Pet is around 45%-50% damage, still very high for pet class
>>562260454I guess this is a phone verification thing? I joined on my other discord account and I can see it just fine now
>>562260095HAHA VERY FUNNY ZULLY BOY WE'RE ALL LAUGHIGN THAT YOU JUST JOINED EVIL AND STOLE ALL THE RAID MATS FROM THE GUILD BANK BEFORE /GQUITTING ON USVERY FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKE DUDEYOU GOT US
>>562257012>horde plapping rasknittHot
Ok so I see that demo is in a pretty good spot performance wise, but how is affliction? I prefer playing affliction over demo or destro.
>>562262223LOL
>>562262223affliction does slightly more dps than demo while doing twice as much threat, they're kind of a pain in the ass honestly
>>562262512Cool I'll play that then.
>>562255184why dont they just raid at 19:00 GMT together?
>>562262512what's the gameplay difference?
>>562263523what the fuck dude don't suggest that
>>562263606nta but>affsnapshot dots and deal enough damage you can rip threat from even bear druids if you arent careful>demosummon an infernal, use demonic empowerment and watch it punch shit for 3k damage
>>562263523branded weirds evil out
>>562262117>>562201006>evil got their gbank stolen twice in one dayGRIMRIM
>>562235882No wonder your Youtube career flopped there Aecheur when this is the kind of trash you make.
leveling your first character is rough
>>562268456power leveling through multiboxing is gay thoughverbeit
>>562218160I set 1 of my specs to 1 point and didn't get this message.
>>562268456no it isn't leveling is piss easy
how are mages?
>>562269946they cast spells
>>562269946just warlocks but worse, every raid wants exactly 1 for water, any more is a waste of a slot
>>562269946Top DPS caster in any phase.
>>562269946Mages are always good in vanilla.
>>562262512Im pretty sure that demo is the parse spec on amber aswell.On Nord demo probably does up to tripple the damage of affliction.
>>562271838do people even play fire destro or is it still all people overdosing on copium playing lobotomized sm/ruin?
I'm entering my villain arc.Be warned, /wpsg/. Be warned.
>>562274001i'm warned
>>562249114Are people that desperate for their totem slaves that they go crazy like this?
>>562280324Sorry nobody wants your ret paladin, I'm sure you're very unique and will find someone to play with one day.
>only raidframe addon that works on turtle is gooner codedFor fuck's sake I just want to be a normal healer.
>>562280726Theyre the top dps in evil.
>>562281986Shut up healslut
>>562280324>>562280726Evil and Branded both will take literally anyone because they are desperate for people to fill their raids.
>>562282631Evil is not even ashamed to shill at every opportunity.Tandrokchad just has his harem heal some pugs, a truly independent alpha.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>562285027Battalions has never won a single bg.If he is on your team your team will lose.
is it me or is teldrassil brutal as a starting zone?>so many mobs cast heal, filtering most 1-9 classes>annoying lay out for graves, if you die near darnassus you somehow go all the way back to aldrassil>fuck gnarlpines and timberlings bruh>feels like there's more elites scattered about than any other area>greenpaw's cave is complex to backtrack through for what it is especially since a few quests having you going back and forth inside of it in weird routes, and one of the quests>specific gripe since i'm on hunter: not enough mobs drop meat for my pet forcing me to buy itit's just not a good time. i do like it from a story telling and vibes perspective tho.
>>562285909and one of the quests* has you farm with a drop with a 15% drop ratedeleted haf that sentence somehow lol
>>562285909Just skip that quest in the den and the satyr if you're hardcore. It's really that easy.
>>562285909Thalassian heights bro.you go to Thalassian heights.
>>562263523Aecheur and Gramble both invited them to join Evil's raids but Branded turned them both down
I am still banned in suspension, I can't further appeal from the site under my account tab, support email wrote me they don't consider appeals from anywehere else. Both the appeal answer by them and email read like it was made by ai. a twow team member in the forum wrote I have to pm him and he'll look into it but that was probably just a lie to keep me quiet. what's the point in holding it out like this, either give me a hard ban for typing nigger in /w or leme log in again you turtle fuckers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562211271>>562209368Never do battlegrounds unless you really love it.It's not only extremely boing, the gear you get there has no use outside of it, actual raid gear is a lot better in every other scenario unless you're a feral druid or hunter.Just join a Raid guild and you'll get full T1 in two weeks
>>562287595Hey there partner. It's me, ya girl Shen-Shen over here xDI just saw your loggie-woggies and it seems like you did a big oopsie-woopsie :o! The only thing you can do now is buy/build a new PC, use it with a set router and make a new account. Thank you soooo much for understanding okay? Okay! Let's go adventuring in Azeroth together yayyy! See you soooo xoxo xoxo)))))
>>562288307Imagine thinking anyone will take the time out of their day to read this low effort unfunny shitpost in its entirety.
Hi, this is a long shot. But anyone played on nyctermoon / microbot wow? Or at least have access to their discord? Supposedly there’s a bunch of modified addons, pfquest, etc. for the server. But only shared in their discord. I unfortunately don’t have a discord. Could you reupload the addons somewhere? Like gofile.io.
>>562288360Sounds like someone is still a bit saddie-waddie his accounty got bannerino'd :(((Next time don't AFK in Battlegrounds you lazy retarded Goblin cunt
>>562288360i did and it was funny>>562288504DUDE FUCK I TOLD YOU THIS WAS ONLY ONE 1 ONEEEE FUCKING TIME, ONEEEEEEEE BECAUSE MY SON SPENT HIS MINECRAFT COINS ON ACCIDENT I DIDN'T EVEN GET A GM TO INTERVENE ATALL THIS IS JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT AND WHY THEN BAN ME HOURS LATER AFTER TRADING FUCKING 30 GOLD FROM MY ALT TO MY MAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBAN ME HARD OR LET ME LOG BACK IN TURTLE TRANNIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
>>562223778>What's the true successor guild to FMC<Not in OP>. We've gone full circle and are playing Moppies again.
Even the GMs are falling...
>>562288801She's too powerful....
>>562285909people complain more about thalassian highlands because its "new" but tirisfal and teldrassil are actually fucking awful starting zoneswhenever i make a night elf i just go to elwynn or dun morogh because theyre way comfier
>>562289271>thalassian highlandsI might be the only one who likes Thalassian Highlands. Outside the two elite quests, I like most the quests in the zone and think they're alright, you just have to be willing to grind or you risked getting killed by one the many higher level mobs you'll get a quest for, I cant remember if it has healing mobs or not, teldrassil is fucking ass though, the den is an awful quest.
>>562289271I got tired of teldrassil because most of my characters are night elves but I liked tirisfal for the single undead that I made
encountered in the wild
How do you make money on turtle?Every herb, ore, leather stack isn't even worth 5g.Do people seriously slave away grinding lashers all day for raw gold?
>>562291447I have been trying to figure this out since I started playing here, professions are worthless. The idea of being a slave in shennas lasher mines knowing she altered the drops is awful.
What class does evil/branded need?
>>562291447AH market manipulation
Strait of Hyjal is open.buy buy buy.
>>562291590Warriors and Ret Paladins
>>562291447Nobody will tell you about the good methods because it would lower their return value.Go grind lashers.
>>562291447All my gold is just from raids, weekly bawxis and skinning everything in every dungeon because 2 gold per stack is still 2 gold.But yeah I'm not exactly flush with cash.
>>562291447There's a bunch of mobs turtle added that have very...generous loot tables you can farm for raw gold. You can find them yourself.
Does turtle offer character transfer to ambershire? Started character with slow & steady and losing all this progress would suck.
>>562150375Born and raised in the Crossroads.
>>562293457no server transfers are done.
>cured rugged hides crashed from ~14g a month ago to not even selling at 8g nowWhat happened? Did BWL just completely kill the demand for prof gear?
>>562293457Ambershire will soon be merged to Nordanaar.
Do you think Potatopizza would go out on a date with me (in RP)?
What's the most private way to donate to twow?
>>562294214Basically that plus the pvp gear. Arcane Crystals are down too. Honestly the only thing that will go up is Herbalism and Alchemy.
>an hour sitting in queue as healer with no pops for 60 dungeonsEasy PVP sets killed the game
>>562294227Use a Paypal Business Account. Hides your real name.
The problem is that PvP gear is stronger than K40 gear. There is no point in raiding when you can easily get better gear by afking in BG. And even if you wanted to raid, you would still have to do PvP to get the best gear available.
>>562292058Wait really? cool when i get home i'll make a male high elf. do you guys need tanks or dps more?
>>562294551@grok is this true
>PvE game with shitty forever unbalanced jank PvP elements>Make PvP the main event
>>562294369You're just experiencing 1% of what it feels like to be a dps player.
The problem is that K40 gear is stronger than PvP gear. There is no point in PvPing when you can easily get better gear by AFKing in raids. And even if you wanted to PvP, you would still have to do raids to get the best gear available.
>>562282631Why do they want people in the raids so badly? isn't turtle running some custom scaling code or something? they dont need the whole 40 do they?
>>562294551>The problem is that PvP gear is stronger than K40 gearI'm looking at the warrior sets and it's a slight upgrade over the original R13 set which would make it around BWL-AQ40 powerlevel.
>>562294832bwl only needs 20 eshm "30" but not really then aq40 needs 20 naxx needs 30 kara40 needs 35
>>562294808This would be totally fine and ok if it was true btw
where are my gamers sheena?
>>562294551This would be totally fine and ok if it was true btw
>>562294941Check paladin. They have multiple BiS from PvP set. Are you sure you are checking the fully upgraded PvP set?
>>562295016>>562295071bots
so if I hit 60 i should just start running BG's?
>>562295063fucking hate levelingloggers man, ruins the game for me
>>562291447https://files.catbox.moe/w7nss7.mp4
>>562295379If you're gonna use aux you should hide the items you're never going to AH so you don't have to scroll up and down like an idiot to find the things you want to sell.You're welcome for the life advice.
>>562295585thank you
>>562294214huehuehue me undercut
>>562294564they're joking
>>562295063There's plainly more characters than that on the server, it has repeatedly peaked above 12k. Why are you posting this bizzare fake data, where did you even get it, did you ask a AI to make it for you?>>562295194You should secure a invite to a raid guild so you can actually get gear.Then you should run some dungeons to get baseline dungeon blues.But MC is piss easy, you can enter it in random dungeon blues and easily clear, and it's free gear that doesn't take 20 hours of sadomasochism, feeding the dirt of AB and AV with your useless ungeared asshole.
>>562294808pvp gear has a lot of stamina, pvp gear is for pvp
>>562294808This should always be the case, whoever wants to waste his time in the useless pvp minigame should get the honor of beeing farmed by people actually playing the game.
question: Archdruid staghelm is nudging my nelf to pick herbalism.i'm new but also interested in getting fully invested in the story and i feel like he's an important character you wanna maximize your interactions with to get lore tidbits.should i?i was gonna go skinning + leatherworking.
>>562202663This is true except for science, and I mean real science, not social science
>in this videogame you can be anything you want!90% of the playerbase:>i want to be a woman :)what cause this.
Why do rets use avenger set in vanilla? SOC doesn't scale with spellpower and with Naxx off pieces you can get much more crit and str.
>bgs is just level X9s in twink gear that unironically think wow is skill basedyeah no level of gear is going to make this tolerableI can only imagine pvp being remotely fun if I had a group to do it with and even then it wouldn't be worth grinding
>>562297105SoC was objectively worse than SoR until this patch. AP ret now outclasses SP ret but even SoC has 15% SP scaling, crusader strike has 20% and JoC has 33%.
How’s turtle for solo play? I don’t like dungeons with other people. I just want to travel, do quests, level professions.
>>562297540My game doesn't have crusader strike.
>>562297680what could possible impede you from playing solo
>>562297739kys
>>562297680you can do that just seems like a soulless experience.just play elden ring.
>guys can I walk down the street by myself is this going to be ok?>how's this street for walking guys? good? I don't really want to talk to anyone>what classes does evil need?
What classes does Evil need?
>"game is bot">damage control and shifiting goalposts>"can i play solo">you are here
>>562295063what happened to 40-59
>>562298251not resto shaman, they already poached zulrekkek from branded...
Does Branded need switches?
>>562298449its not looking good brandandies....
>>562295860ah fuck. okay thanks for telling me I should have known, I was thinking brown class not being overpopulated sounded funny.I'll just assume it's the typical thing then, melee dps a big no, range yes, healers yes. I'll ask an 8-ball when I get home or something.
>>562297685Ret paladins are also completely irrelevant in your game.
>>562298723It's a cross faction vanilla (naxx patch) server a ret with wf is actually pretty good.
>>562298712evil is balanced and can accept any class&spec, branded too, be yourself anon
>>562296691Bump
>>562298449The poop guy?
Zulrekkek hereI was the one who stole the 18000 gold from the guild bankKeyholder made me do it, what the fuck am I supposed to do she hasn't let me out of the cage for 3 weeks now
>>562296691You get a quest that involves him later regardless of what profession you have so you can go skinning/LW
>>562299343Ty.He made it sound like he gives special herbalism quests so I wasn't sure
>>562298712literally just play whatever you want. neither anon guild will reject any class or spec. both desperately needs more players to fill their raids in preparation for the larger scaling ones. yes, that means you can play a ret paladin or even a dps woyer. (althoughbeit we have plenty of dps melee right now and only a handful of dps casters)we currently have enough tanks (3 or 4), but there's always a need for more backup offtanks, and when aq40/naxx release we definitely will need more tank-ready players to step up.
>>562285909You haven't tried Thalassian Highlands have you?
>>562299461I don't want to join and just be another melee dps....
>>562299082professions don't unlock quests, but you seem new and herbalism + alchemy is a good all rounder utility/money making combo
>not even a UBRS run up to get my raid attunesFuck this I'm going to become a PVP chud
>>562299701stop thinking about it, play paladin, warrior, druid or shaman and think about if you want to carry a shield around for your friends once you're at level 60
>>562150375How do you make these?
>>562299701then play a caster dps, we have like 3 in the entire raid group
>>562300637I will make a boomie then.
>>562299779Name? <Evil> will help you with any attunements.
>>562300637ughhhh then i have to level to 60 againmaybe i just dont want to play....
>>562301359nonny...
>>562300248what
>>562294551what do you even need the gear for if you don't want to raid and you also don't want to actually play bgs and instead just go afk
Holy shit I made a HC character on turtle and there are some insane cultists in the HC chat."Normies" are shamed "going normie at 60" is constantly badmouthed by these people who apparently have a big ego about how they consume 20 year old childrens gameing content.What a sad bunch
>>562302556I mean it's the same mental illness as parsing and speed running 20 year old contentthey're just not very smart individualsI remember making fun of someone over this in some random discord and I could hear him frothing at the mouth as I pointed out how they're just going through the motions and following guides for shit everyone figured out two decades ago
>>562298712anon the one spot that is actually kind of full in Evil is Holy priest. Even there it's not like there's some absurdist congestion.Pick what you want to play.
hey everyone its zulrekkek i got bored of playing shaman so i just bought a class change token to priest, should i go holy spec??? thanks
>>562249114>he made the mistake of posting his in game name in /wpsg/ so now people are going to force him into becoming a new thread schizoshould've just whispered a guildie in game man
a single name drop can feed a gaggle of schizo trannys for a month
I don't understand why people think warlock is boring, this class is fun as hell.
>>562303224you forgot this isn't retroon wow
BURGOR JUST RAPED AND KILLED ZULREKKEK OH MY GOD
>>562302556>being elitist about the mechanic thats gatekeeping normgroids out of the actual gamealmost as sad as playing a healer in BG's
>>562303523Burgor...
Zulrekkek here. Some guy named "Gramble" keeps sending me photos of his "cumsock" on Discord, I kindly told him I'm not really into that and he told me "Finna make U my WF bottom bitch sissy UwU"Is everyone in Evil this mentally unstable or is it just one guy?
Finished elden ring recently and it somehow scratched the same itch in my brain I've been trying to scratch by playing classic.Just wanna explore a vast world with rich history in a way that rewards curiosity.
>>562303918It's everyone
>>562303408wtf people didn't do that with my name
>>562304035That's so funny Elafi
Kronos has the following changes.>Custom "Kronoboon" implementation.>5g respec cap.>Remote .join battleground command.>Custom .qi bg command, to query the current queue status.>Fully implemented LoS.>Dynamic respawns.>Crossfaction auction house.>Instant mail to same account
>>562296915You aren’t necessarily your character. Your character is a character.
>>562296915fem human is the only good looking choice for an alliance warlock
>>562249114https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/ZulrekkekWhat are we thinking about his gear bros?? I think he needs a better weapon and helmet, probably replace the drakkisath trinket, but aside from that its pretty good for zero raids aside from k10.
my bug report is tied for second on the bug tracker in upvotes, i'm famous, this is the most prestige i've ever had in my life
>>562305149should get the alterac valley offhand and the honor mace or the one from ES normal
<Evil> is updating its opsec. If you want to join the guild, you’ll need to give a location and a time, an emissary of Evil will come.
6 MONTHS OF MOLTEN COREWHAT THE FUCK
>>562305368>dire maul after MCkek
watching sylma drop to her knees in the middle of the raid and give skoll rimzuri was the highlight of my time with FMC
i wanna get to durotar as a new nelf asap.fastest route is just teldrassil -> darkshore -> ashenvale-> the barrens -> durotar right?.
>>562305368september and december aren't six months apart bro...
>>562305635esl retard
>>562305368God bless the souls that want to play 1.12 vanilla for the 12th time.
>>562305432m-muh 'nilla!
>>562305919thisI've only done it 8 times myself
>do dungeon daily>get thisNo wonder materials aren't worth shit.
>>562306063Huntards will get 5 shards a week and still roll OS on raid drops to disenchant them
>>562305919imagine stock 1.12 having better classbalance than dragqueennovi's turdle
>>562308178>stock 1.12 having better classbalancelol
>>562305919Nothing wrong with liking stock vanilla. It's got plenty of flaws but it's still the best official version of WoW to date.
>>562304550>>Fully implemented LoS.LoS should jsut be removed really, at least from all PvP areas. Hiding behind a fucking rock does not make you good at the game, and the fact that you can is a major reason why people don't like wow pvp.
>>562308743without los casters rape you
>>562308743yeah bro people would love wow pvp if a mage could just stand in place and mash that mfin frostbolt on you with you having no way to stop it and you just die before reaching them
>>562308743kill yourself
>>562308178retardins being the worst class in nilla is a good thingdruids being the second worst class is a bad thing
>>562306063You got a really bad crate man, I got 2x supreeme power (80 flowers just there) 1 stack of dreamweave and the 3 elemental sharpenings.Last run I got titan flasks
>>562305539my son... my precious son... where did it all go wrong...
>>562305368>be alliance on nilla>lose at raiding because no WF totem>lose at pvp because no WF totem>lose at pve because of undead rogues at 60 camping goldshire (buffed by WF totems)lmaooooo
>>562309927>>lose at raiding because no WF totemsalv is way better than WFdid you even play real vanilla?
>>562310151No, but I watched tons of Asmon Gold
>>562309927What is bro yapping about?Kings+Salv is the best PvE shit you can get.>lose at PVP because no WF totem???????????????Have you ever played in a premade vs premade match? Holy Pala and Ele Shamans are game changers.
>>562310465big dick man, *posts picture of N64 controller*
>>562310151>>562310481if your raid needs salv you suck lol
>>562310848if your raid needs WF you suck lol
>>562305368thats how it was, maraudon also released after MC
>>562312990>UMM YOU JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW THE EXACT PATCH CYCLE BECAUSE YOU JUST DO OKAY?????????retard
>>562313159Bad at the game.
>>562313223retarded nigger
inside here, spirit maxxing troll warrior is going to be the strongest possible build in pvp after dampening hits
inside here, the guy below me is a colossal faggot
its true im inside inside, im gaping his asshole
>>562313401SOMEONE STOP HIM HES REGENERATING 5 HEALTH A SECOND
Horde chuds why are our AB queue times 20 minutes now?
>>562314980WHERE'S OUR MORTAL STRIKE???
>>562281986what addon?
what should i roll for branded
>>562315140Faction is irelevant Thank god, you're probably out of like because it's AB day so people are spamming.
>>562281986https://litter.catbox.moe/p3xr9v.zip
why don't they use a better client for turtle
worgen males hnghhh
>Just take your alt to BGs when you hit 60, you'll get gear>10 hours of another mans arm up your asshole later>Rank 3Why
>>562318312How? It's AB day you can make a shit ton of honor.
>>562295343what do you expect them to do
i can't decide what healer/race to play
ATTENTION SHENNAI WILL CONTINNUE TO GANK LOW LEVELS UNTIL YOU MAKE MY ARATHI BASIN QUEUE POPIT'S BEEN 16 FUCKING MINUTES AND IT'S AB DAYI JUST GOT 3, THESE BODIES ARE ON YOUR HANDS
>>562320173How is this shit possible did they turn off cross faction?
YOU MADE ME DO THIS SHENNAYOU MADE ME
>>562316364power sub
>>562320173What addon for that honor checker
>turn on warmode bro, you won't get ganked, it's free xp
>>562320554Those are warmode niggers, I bet they're really mad they got ganked as well, and just think they deserve 20% extra exp for doing nothing.
>>562320818https://github.com/dnkrse/TurtleHonorSpyEnhanced
>>562320981I'm talking about the queue time it's getting close to 30 minutes now.
WHERE'S ARATHI BASIN WHERE'S ARATHI BASIN WHERE'S ARATHI BASIN
>>562321106leave and rejoin queue, you're probably bugged. It used to happen on live servers as well.
my queue popped :D
>eleKKow the shaman steals sulfuras from evil then leaves>suddenly out of nowhere zulreKKek the shaman joins evil and immediately hard reserves the maceReally makes you think.
oh look a pvpnigger having a meltie imagine my shock
>>562321320Proofs?
>>562321620check the discord hunny
Grud = Elekkow
>>562321867Elekkow is good at the game thoughbeit
>>562320981isn't it 5% nowcrazy anyone has it turned on
>>562235882>mfw
i want to enjoy turtle but the client is so shit
>>562323050I love the client because I can make fun custom macros :3
>want to play holy paladin>leveling sucks unless you have a good weapon>want to play healslut priest>early level is such a slog unless you can get a wandwhat do i do
>>562323140Such as?
>>562323532buddy up with someone :3c
>>562323532Go to ah, buy a level 5 wand for like 10s?
>>562323532Get a wand
>>562323682but i'm shy
>>562323532
blood elves should be horde we need more of them in ogrimmar
>>562324181why would i want to level even slower
>>562323532lesser magic wand->greater magic wand->BFD quest reward wand will last you to like level 40.
>>562322687what are you using to make these?
>>562306063Yeah SoD is pretty good.
any good servers?
im still banned
>>562326270STFU RETARDYOU LOST
>>562326223no, best we can do is turtle wow
>>562326510no *sniff* y-y-you'll see! they're all wrong a-a and I'm right! i wask afk in bgs only once! i only traded 30 gold from m-m-my alt to my main! i wrote nigger only a few times! *wheeze* I AM INNOCENT AND SHENA KNOWS THIS
>>562326270Tell me... tell me everything!
>>562324447
Some data I've gathered on the new pvp system:[Rank 9 => Rank 10] is a grind of around 17k honor[Rank 10 => Rank 11] is a grind of around 24k honorEvery wednesday morning, there is a 20% decay of your progress toward the next rank, so if you're at 20% progression you go back at 0%, if you're at 99% you go at 79%It gets annoying to grind past rank 10 given that you either grind past the weekly 20k honor limit, or face the 20% decay. Though I believe at that point tanking the decay and ranking up slowly is worth it
>>562326673anything on the horizon?
>>562328627Classic+ that'll be released by Blizzard whenever Blizzcon happens
>>562328627turtle has no serious competition coming up, epoch already died
>>562326223https://azerotica.net/
Pictures taken moments before disaster.
>>562327815what...
>>562328992wow dude you killed a level 36 guy as a 60 shaman, must have been quite stressful
>>562329941Heatshiver...
>>562329169Prot paladin is not only the fastest solo leveler of any paladin spec, it might be the fastest solo leveler of any class on turtle.
so sad the only mean thing i did with my unrightfully banned lvl 60 goblin warlock (rip Lilyi) was to cast curse of recklesness on lvling allies with warmode on. ban the mean cow and leme log in instead
>>562330264what makes them so fast?
>>562330264Prot paladin leveling is extremely mid
>>562330460AoE farming. You can pull 4-5 mobs at a time and grind them down with Consecration + Ret Aura + Blessing of Sanctuary. You take very little damage doing this because you're a mail/plate class with shield, plus devs forgot to scale down BoS when they moved it from Tier 5 to Tier 3 so it's still balanced around level 30 values when you get it at level 20. It's basically like aoe farming as a frost mage, except way safer because there's a lot less that can go wrong and you have a lot more contingency tools if something does.
>>562330597lol, it's mage aoe farming except you can be afk 90% of the time and will never die to a resist
>>562331021Mages kills faster and safer
>>562300248Gemini/Hailuo, send it pictures of your toon from all angles, ask it to render in high quality cgi, ask it to make the breasts "massively distended and protruding" `
what's the proper etiquette to informing your tank you are caged for the dungeon?
>>562330284Naughty secrets!
>>562331419I'd rather remain blissfully ignorant.
i'm trying to resurrect and it's not working when i hit accept near my corpse.is this a common issue?
>>562331419Bend over and show him preferably while also spreading your cheeks.
okay!
Does it matter what faction I roll on turtle? Is everything cross-faction? Never played Horde in vanilla so I want to try it this time.
>>562333025Not really. The only thing that'll matter is whether or not you want to chill in Org/SW, what xfaction quest/rep groups you want to do or which side you want to fight on if you queue up AV otherwise everything is crossfaction.
>>562333025It does matter for 3 reasons.Paladin & Shaman are still faction lockedYou're still hostile to other the factions NPC'sThe best zone in the game (Northwind) is alliance only.Besides that no it doesn't matter, players group up and PVP fills you so it doesn't matter what faction you are, sometimes you'll be alliance, sometimes you'll be horde.
>>562333025not really, only thing you will miss out on is northwind, which is a pretty okay zone but that's it
>>562333025nyo....
>>562333386>>562333431Northwind actually has a few horde quests for some reason, though it's more of an easter egg and not really worth going there for them alone.
>>562333386>The best zone in the game (Northwind)I just got to this zone yesterday. What's so great about it? First few quests I did were written as terribly as any of the other new material.
>>562333025alterac valley is not cross faction like the other BGs if that matters to you
>>562334520Who are better in Alterac Valley Horde or Alliance?
>>562334791In my experience it's mostly horde I play alliance
>>562334791Horde wins 90% of the time
>>562334791horde 100%. atleast the list times i went there with my innocent demonology goblin warlock and picked some herbs before getting wrongfully banned that is
JUSTICE FOR LILYU
I want to get a scorpid pet.question: do they get scorpid poison or some sort of unique skill?last time i played it felt like i was just playing with a cat reskin which is dissapointing.
>>562335254https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Lilyiman looking at my banned toon and the gear she's wearing in this state makes me so sad. im halfway to exalted with defilers and could buy then the cloth shoulder for the full set bonus and the staff or dagger with armor on it....
>>562335123I'll rip the secrets from your flesh!
Does it matter if im not caged to kill hogger?
>>562150375>>562153542mmmore please
>>562335316They have Claw and Scorpid Poisonhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NbwgI9kuGvAXlfD-tpoXZ2VMwtsUBwPMhI1yrQKgeaU/edit?gid=310255566#gid=310255566 has every pet skill table
>>562204227hot guild name
>>562335254thats not her tho, but i think its the same skin colour and face, hair colour is also red but the two tails, i think ill get a nice dark witch hat for my current tmog idea. if i get unbanned
>>562322687more pls
>>562335692>>562335978
>>562336229huh?
Should I roll Alliance or Horde on Kronos? I'm a human male warrior with show helm on in my soul, but I'm feeling a lust for windfury.
>raid for 2 hours>nothing drops Great game Wow troons
>>562325410Pretty sure he's feeding screenshots into Grok.
>>562336861>nothing dropsso you wiped over and over on the first boss or what? also what raid takes 2 hours unless you pug eith hues?
Goblin paladins when???
>>562335729Thank you
>>562336861Welcome to Classic now enjoy the carrot on a stick until you get 1 gear drop that you want
since i hear turtle is full of erp(mandatory question for the nude mod goes here)
>>562338115If you put this much effort into your ERP nobody will want to ERP with you.
does evil and branded only accept level 60s
>>562338261Evil welcomes all characters no matter the level or class
>>562338261Did you check?
>>562338450how can you check without being in the guild
>>562338525
>>562337006It's not grok, grok is kinda shit. It's in the filename
>>562338610but what do they need?
>>562338893Just b urself ;)
Anything but level the last 4 bars to 60
>>562339210That's like 4 AVs
>>562339210I'm slapping that ass so hard next time I see you
>>562335956I need a mod that turns goblins into their cata versions. Hope you get unbanned gob bro.
>>562336861Playing wow is literally like playing a gacha game except other people can take your loot(waifu).
>>562339210>>562338745stroking
I'm gonna go ahead and guess the 4channel guilds are filled with the socially retardedwonder if it's better or worse than the edgy wiggers/lemon pound cake guild
>>562339210is the guy who posts these AI slops in evil or branded.asking so i join the one he's not in.
>>562306063these fucking boxes ruined so many good money makers i dont know what the fuck shenna was thinking
>>562339464i just stalked the twow forum to see if any gms come online, two did. one of them said 2 days ago i should dm him my account info and he'll look into it, but i doubt they actually do anything they just want me to be quiet. still no answer. they should either hard ban me straight away so i could move on or leme login again, not this suspension garbage. i go to sleep now.it has been this way since sunday with no clear answer if that either gets resolved or not.nothing ever happens
>>562340396god I hope you stay banned
>>562340512fuck you lmao ill haunt wpsg for the rest of my life if they wont unban
You won't do shit
>>562339210jibbed for her pleasure
>>562339835I would have died of boredom if my guild wasn’t socially stunted
>schizo with no life threatening to annoy other schizos with no lifeoh no
>>562341089It's not a threat, he'd really do it.
>>562341326That's still a threat, retard.
>>562341426No it's a promise.
please god let it be AV or thorn gorge day next i cant handle ab with keyboard turners
>>562341485what does AB day give?
>>562341485it's not random lol, tomorrow is blood ring day https://turtletimers.com/still broken btw
>>562341594I'd estimate between x2 and x3 more honor and rank gains
>>562341594its just bonus honor but so many new people are playing pvp that high warlords are with keyboard turners>>562341675FUCK
>>562341675Is blood ring arena?
>>562341923blood ring arena doesn't work since last patch
>>562341923yeah
We were supposed to get ranked arena and world pvp events on April 1st, but that turned out to just be an April Fool's joke.
>>562340040https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/RasknittHe's in "Twinkle Lil Star", a guild whose mental illness makes any guild ITT's look like a joke.
is the blelf in twow the same starting zone as BC/wrath?
>>562342785No, it's a new zone.
>>562342834oh cool, i'm taking my nelf there now that i'm done leveling in teldrassil.
>>562342785God, no. High elves and goblins both have horribly designed starter zones.
>>562342397How do you know they are a he???
>>562342997High Elf zone is better than Teldrassil
>>562343000wasted troon trips
>>562337040>also what raid takes 2 hours2 hours is reasonable for a non-speedrun naxx.
How's this for an AoE leveling build?Or should I drop Holy and just go for Improved Ret Aura with deep Prot? Almost guaranteed insta-cast Holy Shock crits on yourself seem pretty decent imo for survivability aka larger pulls...
Is the Easter event out?Am I going to see every uninspired troon wearing those fucking bunny ears again?
>play mage>sheep>retard makes sure to hit everything equally to be as inefficient as possible and break my sheep>play priest>shackle undead>same thingI swear to god MMO players might be the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet like how do they play the same shitty genre their entire lives and are still incapable of doing the MOST BASIC things
>>562344695Improved ret aura is definitely the way to go if you want to maximize aoe farming. Survivability isn't really that much of an issue, at least not enough to warrant putting so many points into Holy for it, especially since this way you won't actually get Holy Shock until you're close to 60. You can make an argument for Spiritual Focus (haven't tried it yet), but more than that doesn't feel worth it.
>>562344695this is actually pretty close to the build thats pinned in the paladin channel on the discord thats basically used for solo farming things like dungeonsret aura is definitely better if you're aoe grinding things that wont kill you but the self holy shocks keep you alive on things like dungeon farming
>>562303408Forgot to say something to this but iv had my name in this thread for like a month and haven't gotten any random creeper whispers. Not sure if I am a thread schizo though
>>562343264Much better, teldrasill is ass outside the theme of it being on a giant tree
>>562346056>Not sure if I am a thread schizo thoughseriously? you're seriously not sure?
I'm not a threadschizo I'm a threadBPD. Get my mental illness right.
So to get the PVP set these guys have to like me or something?
>>562348432theres pvp rank gear (new) and pvp repuation gear (same as classic, can be useful below lvl 60)
>>562345564>sheeps mobs in meele range of tank because of boomer reaction time
>>562346056You are the thread loser
>be faggot retardin>see enemy trying to cap your base>get sleeped/blinded>hmmmmm>wander aimlessly as your single braincell is occupied with forced movement>takes 10 seconds to press bubble, at which point the flag has been cappedand people cry about muh paladins being these 1 man armies than can solo defend a base for three hoursTHIS is the reality
>>562350236Maybe he had 10 seconds left on the cd and he was spamming it the entire time?
>>562350236good/geared paladins are nightmares to fightfortunately 90% of them are retards with only holy strike and judgement bound
what is good to farm for gold on amber? i took a break and came back to ERP on my sexy nelf druid but then i realized all my AH postings expired and got deleted and now i'm sad. i have mining and skinning and was in the process of training up fishing as well.
>>562350236why would you even defend base? you dont get bonus honor doing it, it's better to just fight people non stop.
>>562350530die
>>562350530if you can't make money while mailbox stripping then your ERP game is weak
>>562350530Cookie?
I gotta raid in an hour but I feel like I'll have to poop soon and that's at least a 3 hour ordeal what do I do
>>562350727Eat more fiber fatass.
>>562350781How's that help me now? Huh? Shut the fuck up.
>>562350869You made shitting a problem to begin with dumbass
>>562350614Why would you heal in BGs you don't get honor bonus honor for doing it?
>>562350614actual low IQ, hope you get put into opposite team of mine
>blood ring day rolls around>1 day after the promised arena update>you still can't even play it, everyone gets kicked out after the timer ticks down
>>562350647>if you can't make money while mailbox stripping then your ERP game is weakgooners spend all their time jacking it so they're always poor and tip like shit. i had someone asking my warlock for sexo after giving me a whole 1 gold . . .
>>562350781What does fiber do?
>>562351164THAT'S ALL YOUR TRASHY WHORE BUSSY IS WORTH
>>562351045>>562350984tell me i'm wrong
>>562350530You see there's this guild called <free use>, the funny thing is, they're not actually free to use
>>562351383you get bonus honor for winning, and killing people exponentially decrease in honor down to 0. if anything you should be killing people once or twice, and focus on winning
>>562350236>Human>Male>PaladinEvery. Single. Time.
>>562351671I get less honor the more people I kill you're telling me?
>>562346056just get to 60 already you nigger twinking at 59 is the most mentally ill thing you can do
>>562351735nigger why do you think people abandon AVs after about 30 minutesthe diminishing returns on HKs means you get 0 honor from people after about 5 kills on them and if youre stuck in a 2 hour AV its worth absolutely fuckall for honor until one team wins
>warlock is so fun bro>trust me bro>we definitely let you into our guild because you're such a PVMPER
>>562351735Yes, each time you kill the same person, the amount of honor you gain exponentially decreases. There's a reason why nobody likes turtle AVs, because at that point no one is getting honor for kills. Just finish the match quickly, cap points.
>>562351236makes it so you dont have to push out your shit for three hours
>>562351949123, faster plz
i've had to up my water intake just to keep up with how much i drip with some of these dungeons
>>562352353abhorrent post, really
How come warlock is consistently the only class that whines about having to do their class duties.
how do people level priest this is mind numbing
>>562352556Because they're the only class who relies on other people to help them with their class duties. Do you know how many times I've joined a dungeon group to look at the map and see that 3, or even all 4 of the other members not even start heading to the dungeon because they want a summon?
>>562352556because people pick up warlock and expect to be big dick caster dps and not a support dps and taxi cabat least turtle wow lets you live a class fantasy of using dots or demons and not casting black fireball over and over
>>562351879I don't think the nu honor system has diminishing returns.
>>562351949This is why they added the summon door spell, this shit is ridiculous.
>>562339210paizuri when?
>>562352579It gets fun at level 30 with MC and Pain Spike (it really doesn't)Your rotation from level 6 to 60 is the exact same. Most fun you can have with a priest is grouping up with a warrior, since you cover each others weaknesses perfectly. Find a tanksissy and spam dungeons, fuck questing alone as a priest. You can do some minor AoE with Holy Nova and Searing Light procs around level 45ish too but it's not the best.
>>562351949Dude just use Afflication? Every attack gives a soul shard? Then use an addon that auto-deletes shards.
>>562352793>even all 4 of the other members not even start heading to the dungeon because they want a summon?I swear I hate people who see a warlock is in group then proceed to laze on their ass because 2 other people will do it for them.
Is there a gear vendor? didn't realize these only stack to 20. Wonder how many I've lost...
>>562353332you just turn them in for extra honor and a bit of cash at warmasters near the bg guys
>>562353417Thank ye kindly.
>just got a 2 mana per 5 second trinket at level 11 from the literal ARCHDRUID of the Night ElvesI'm such a big dick somebody in the World of Warcraft. I'm only 11 years old in-game and other races are already bowing down to my superior mind and speed.
>>562352556But being an ass is part of the warlock charm?
>>562353506>I'm only 11 years old in-gameIs that how that works?
>>562353064I can never find a dungeon but I am queuing aloneneed to find someone with autism playing tank around my levelis there a dating app for this kinda thing?
>hits your healer in the back of the head with a club>knocks you out from behind>punches you in the kidney>gouges your eyeballs out>kicks you in the balls>/spit /spit /point /laugh>envenoms your bloodstream with crippling poison>tauntingly walks backwards just out of attack range while /rasping>disappears then knocks you out again>/kisses your passionately then eviscerates your throat with her daggerIs the High Elf racial any good on rogues? The 50 energy seems okay during a Gouge?
plapping potatopizza's gnome form > plapping potatopizza's dragon form
>>562354468You walk up to the first warrior you see and put a collar on them. Telling them you're a girl irl usually does the trick for me :^)
>>562340040The AI slop spammer is an Evil twink alt but the character itself is in a twink guild
>>562351164That sounds like a (You) problem.I findommed both my mount and epic mount along with most my other in-game expenses.
>>562355204Name? I got tons of gold I don't mind gifting away...
>>562355619Send it all to Paymenow with a letter about what a worthless loser you are.
this thread may not be the worst general on this board but it definitely has one of the highest amounts of pathetic niggers on it
>>562355945TRVKE
>>562355080>felyx>hokum>valndaar>raino>sigvul>gargulAll these faggots simped for an Indian tranny
>>562356070
>>562356070NAME THEMSHAME THEM
>>562356070Stop bullying Rasknitt! She’s done nothing wrong!
>>562356070I knew these anons were FAGGOTS especially Gargul
>>562356070that gargul fuck keeps asking me to erp he's a pest
>>562355945>definitely has one of the highest amounts of pathetic niggerssay it with your chest sissy
been leveling through pvp only since level 10, i am completely brokeat first i could afford a couple cheap greens from the AH but now i gotta buy the wsg/ab exalted rep blues and they are draining my wallet faster than a highelf paladin drains a lonely nightelf futa
>>562355080>ask the guild for help on attunes>get noneI guess I need to use some chink AI to make ugly pictures of my character with balloon tits and then spam them in this thread to get any help from my own guildies
>>562356859Dunno what you're on about.I personally helped someone do an attune just today.
it disappoints me to think that if i wasnt already good at making gold in wow that i could just come to threads like this or the other mmo threads and catfish stupid trannies and chasers for their money
>>562356070Yes.
>>562355080Only anon guild I was in was chuckers of sneed on my mage alt, iv never been in sneedvil or blacked
>>562354493>High Elf racialThe cast time is what kills it for me, there's so many other things you could be doing as a rogue with instant casts, plus you need to stand still. So you can pretty much only do it during a gouge, but that has other uses too (such as bandaging). Bonus agi is nice too, but not that great, not sure how it compares to nelf racial for attack speed, but overall I think orcs come out the best with just way more damage output from their racial.
>>562356973What's your name, and who did you help?
>>562355080Rasknitt is an alt? Who is the main?
I need a slut to empty myself into right now.
>>562356859>>562357269I literally solo helped a healslut attune MC and Ony in BRD for 3 hours yesterday <Branded> by the way
>>562357352Try your mum. I did.
>>562357419I'm not in <Braindead>. I'm in <Evil>.
>>562357118what mod do you use
New thread>>562357650>>562357650>>562357650
>>562357679can we get an op not made by a trannyslopping faggot
>>562357717slopper here, im not making them
>>562357679you messed up the raiding time dummy
>>562358037Can you stop spamming your AI slop?
>>562358037can you post more of your hot sloot?
>>562357118So which <Evil> anon are you then?Are you Aecheur?
>>562358617Im none of them, i started twow in december and i've been randomly posting my character since then. my first post was outside deadmines and someone called me a mentally ill tranny
>>562358954Are you Gramble?
>>562358954>my first post was outside deadmines and someone called me a mentally ill trannywpsg moment
