Previous: >>562238012>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
Mambo!
>>562252997sorry mb
palmer sex
>>562252881cute wife
Post non-meta pick win rates
torerape
>>562253037Casually cumming inside her while asking if she can lend me some money again
>kitasan procs Blast Forward in the mid-race>watch her actively move BACKWARDS further away from the front runner ahead of herclown show of a game
>looking for memes at anilist>Yojo Senki season 2 was announcedYOOOOOOOOOO
>sweepydev can't code for shit and couldn't find a chink bot to copy for MANT>not a single eden branch at the top of the club rankinglol
yeppers
>>562253151I, too, enjoy slop by completely different people a decade late.
>>562253097
I'm a fat, balding, ugly bastard.What club is for me?
>>562253151>Madoka movieDepressing.
>>562253097impregno
How do you feel after Round 2 Day 1?
Digitan LOVE
>>562253113desuwa~
>>562252769That's acceptable, though, given just how much is packed into the skill. You would need three non-gold skills to even approach its power, and more likely 4 or more to exceed it. For me, I rarely have an extra 380 points worth of worthwhile skills unbought in the shop. Typically, it'll be something like, Outer Swell, Long Corners (o), Inside Scoop, Homestretch Haste, Corner Accel, and maybe a white recovery. Would you take those first three over Radiant Star?
>>562253151Wasn't that announced years ago
>marked
Is it worth it to use sweepy on multiple accounts just so your club maintains its ranking
>>562253459If you're in my club yes, otherwise no.
>>562253412An Uma marking their trainer is a form of grooming
>>562253184>twitter picI know who you are
>>562253184>edenbotters can't keep up with MANT grinding
>>562253412
>>562253412>>>/umajp/ No one cares about your ugly ass boy fuck off
>Watching some real life horseraces featuring umamusume because obviously I'm that far down the rabbithole>Takarazuka Kinen 1998 featuring Suzuka, Bright, Dober (Stego is also in this episode)>Bright spergs out at the starting gate>they have to pull all the other horses out and do a physical on Bright right there, delaying the start timewhy is she like this
>>562253587I care
imagining creek washing the dirt off her heaving udders with lots of soap after the race...
>>562253184What's cunny? I'm a visual learner btw
>>562253642not very bright, is she?
I don't like bragging Gold Ship wins, but fuck Frontfags.
>>562253642
>>562253549I stole it bro, I don't use that shit for other than looking at big tits this is Daiwa at 9 years old btw
>>562253586
>>562253412Trainer was marked the moment they heard her harmonica. Imagine waking up one day and just get a gut feeling to travel somewhere only to meet up with this weirdo horse who then somehow makes you get slight glimpses of another world. That shit was full on fate.
>>562253709>UG Front PasaJesus christ
>>562253713
>>562253151wtf rudolf is in that jobless reincarnation isekai??
Uma's Last Tour
>>562253781could be UF and still be useless, front Pasa is garbage
>>562253850evil horse
>>562253709I like how fronts vs ends is basically gang wars
>>562253747
I don't have any meta fronts or XOguri for CM12.
>>562253706
>>562253767Imagine the back pain from having to lean down every time you eant to kiss her
>>562253642the beast of the mejiro clan btw
Frontbros...
>>562253889>this is an evil horse
>>562253907Selector status?
>>562253901
>>562253850How can she tell?
>>562253907brian can take her
>>562253945Completely worth it though.
ryan LOVE potential for cm12
Brian LOVE
>>562254023Tamamo for this CM. Maybe I'll luckshit one of them when I roll for Flower but I might be cooked.
>>562254174What did she mean by this?
>>562254180Bwo...
Happy birthday to the BIG DOG, Blast One Piece!
>>562254071
>>562253653I would scrub her clean
>>562253907what's good in cm12>>562254180best use for tama is gold ship parent
>>562254241Mating the dog
>>562254076the smell
>>562253151It's been announced for a while iirc>>562253210I like this one. Kino attracts Kino.
>>562254123>moving pastSurely Iron is enough, right? Planning to make a Ryan with Rudolf + Brian parents
B finals it is
>>562254243
Ummm... So this general is just full of old uncs past the age of 30?Excuse me, but can I have a toreina that is 21, graduated toreina university with top marks, 6 foot, handsome, and can princess carry me without breaking his back?
>>562254381more is better
>>562254241
where is the guide explaining how not to rest more than three times
>>562254385
>>562253230>by completely different peoplebro it's still the same people
>>562254424Kingu wouldn't want some nerd that just graduated from training school
>>562254223
>>562254101Ugly boy who doesn't care about you fuck off to umajp with>>562254241>>562254243>>562254385>>562254449
>>562254424That's Mcqueen's torena
>>562254424Most people don't talk about King posters but I would lovingly rape all of you
>>562254595We love ugly boys here, so we love you too anon
All-rounder Halo, guts is kinda funBut she sucks for itCan get 1200x5 with a 20% speed growth umaWill wait until MLB Ayabe for that project
UMAKILL YOURSELF NOW
Why am I winning more in Round 2 than in Round 1.
>>562253713>>562253790Why did Suzuka crawl under the gate
>>562254541
>>562254595
>only 2 wins in round 2Onegai... One more Ardan win... Please...
>>562254000trips confirmevil horse
Should I use my voucher to 1LB Yeppers or 3LB Bakushin?
Basashi needs 3 more members. Casual club, no quota but flatliners get executed at the end of the month.Post ID or send request with /uma/ in profile
>>562254424Literally me but sorry Haru Urara is already my trainee.
>>562254701Because horses are pretty smart and he figured he could start running even sooner that way. Cute.
>>562254449It would be cute if she calls her trainer like that
>>5622547583LB Bakushin
>>562254701Got anxious while in the starting gate and wanted to be with his groom
>>562253713she's too perfect
wtf blast onepeice isnt even a character
>>562254705
>>562254557no one tell him
>>562254858Just a support card and a supporting character in a couple careers right now.
>>562217903 Hi, I would like to join your club to be with my friend who is already a member. I left my current club and need 24 hours before I can apply. Could you reserve a spot for me please? Thanks. My profile has /uma/ and has Maruzensky as the profile uma.Profile ID: 624181723073
>>562254758never use a ticket or crystal to 1LB anything unless the card is actually good at 1LB and you're not going to level it farther
>>562254869
This months schedule looks boring as fuck compared to our 2/3 Anni celebration month
>>562254595Keep up the good fight. Hopefully some day they'll fuck off.
>>562253352desu I was just speaking for fronts since they rely on being 1st (2nd in this case) into the late-racefor other styles radiant is probably better
My 40% WR Ardan plummeted...
>>562253113what went wrong?
>>562255043Digitan wouldn't say this
>>562255038>boring as fuckanon we're going to be getting drained like kitasan this month. there are multiple overlapping events.
>>562255093Does she have Head-On, NSM bro?
>>562255029
>>562254241It's actually funny that trainer ACTUALLY compares her temperament to a dog rather than it just being a fan thing
>>562255093using an uma without a good unique was probably the first mistake
forgot to use golden hammers retard award
>>562255057ah, perhaps. I'm not running any fronts. End/End/Late this cm.
Is there a guide on exactly how to handle XOguri, like which restores you want and why? I don't have a tachyon parent and I'm not sure if I should take radiant star or preferred position or shake it out ect.
>0/5>2/5>0/5>3/5I'm so fucked in A finals
>>562255207I'm looking forward to the shenanigans in her career whenever she's playable. Would be fun if they had her interact with team IKZE too
>>562255156Really? I haven't seen the schedule yet but I assumed it would be worse than the anni month so I doom posted about it
>>562255303anon... you fucking retard...
>>562255158no, she only has nimble navigatori actually dropped NSM from my other pace since that shit never activated in room matches
>>562255195
Does this ONLY sort by the base parent? Or does it count grandparents?
>>562255303it's the OP for one of yesterday's threads, retard
any a+ clubs recruiting?
ButtSweat, a casual B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting! You wa Shock, I am sure.The usual "try to play" requirement stands; if you're flatlining for a reason, just let us know in advance that you're travelling or whatnot, all good.We talk in-game! Some of us (not me) are good at the game and even give advice! What a joyously cooperative environment. There is also talk of butts and such, at times. Naturally.If interested, reply with your user ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile!
>>562255303Here you go, anon.
3-4-1-2Pretty solid 50% WR which is pretty good considering I didn't plan my Ace runs at all, I just did MANT runs going for stats. My best performer.
>>562255387Umajong, Umadash, Rebricked, Autis/uma/AlmondLove is full I think
>>562255335
>>562255439>Nishino raping runs even without her Unique
>>562255458He said A+ anon. Only Umadash is A+ from there
>>562255458AlmondLove and Autis/uma/ both dropped to A...We tried so hard bwos...
>>562255251>I don't have a tachyon parenteveryone has tachyon dipshit she came free with your fucking xbox>radiant starno, it's most likely going to activate too early or too late.>preferred positionnot ideal, since it has a position requirement, but it's not a bad one.>shake it outuseless.
this nigga really spams image sets from the same artists every thread and the joke always is haha trainer rape
>>562255486
>>562255582We love rape here
>>562255582Meanwhile you just complain all the time, and go on a meltdown whenever JP is mentioned
>>562255029Why did tazunas text turn into hearts too...
>>562255545Sweepers too strong desu, let's see if that fag cant fix his shit. We'll get em this month.
>>562255439I sure hope no one falls for ballroom Seiun being good
so will nishino rape us even harder when the npc gets her unique
>>562255547>everyone has tachyon dipshit she came free with your fucking xboxI DON'T HAVE TACHYON!!!!! I HAVE THE OLDEST UMA ACCOUNT KNOWN TO MAN!!!!>no, it's most likely going to activate too early or too late.very unfortunate, I have lvl4 hint on it this run.>not ideal, since it has a position requirement, but it's not a bad one.thanks, I'll hope an event or something offers me a better one but maybe I'll end up needing to rely on that one.This run is honestly kind of stacked, I have an entire armory of everything but whistles so I'm hoping RNG is kind.
>>562255628Marriage with Dia-chan!
>>562255251>Is there a guide on exactly how to handle XOguri, like which restores you want and why?In general you want recoveries that activate before late race, and ones that don't have a strict condition for positioning.>I don't have a tachyon parentBorrow her>radiant starGood for CM11 as a gamble, bad for other CMs because you want to minimize the chances of your ult proccing before a certain point>preferred positionGood at CMs where there are few fronts, since it has a 1st to 5th requirement> shake it outBad, activates during late-race, requires you to activate several skills first.Since you're talking about Tachyon, I assume you're thinking of CM12. I'd say the recoveries that you want are Corner Recovery, Hydrate, then u=ma2 and 777 as the final trigger for your Miracle. Keep in mind u=ma2 has a positioning requirement (3rd to 4th) so depending on your composition and lobby tests you might want to change your approach.
>>562255547Is mummy creek’s ult good for the cm? It ends on a straight, right?
>>562255628
>>562255676Umapyoi is not umas exclusive
>>562255545It didn't help that TB dropped halfway through the month and playing before it was pointless
>>562253854Still better than pace pasa..
>>562255582At least it's freshly translated shit and not retard image spam from people who don't play the game (Staygoldfag, ntrfaggot)
AIEEEEEE THAT WAS MY LAST CLOCK
>>562255782Bad, you want Mummy Creek when late-race starts near the final straight.
>>562255714no one says this
>>562255658I was pointing out the obvious bro, posting haha rape over and over again is not funny >and go on a meltdown whenever JP is mentionedit always is the biggest schizos calling other schizos
>>562255790
>>562255334You have no accel except Victory Cheer and NN bro, it's owari da from the start. The only way that Chiyo was going to win is getting NSM, beating a very weak Front that didn't hit 1200 Speed for Cheer, and then getting a lucky Radiant Star while everyone else decides to job.NSM + good Head On is how you can win 1/10 times against tough lobbies. Pace doesn't always get it but it's the only way they can compete against Kitasan and Ends. Also should not have bought Triumphant Pulse and instead bought velo skills. There is no situation where she is going to scam a Pulse win against Ends. Maybe once in a blue moon against a Front that was about to win.
>>562255582its not a joke. in a reality where women are stronger than men, it would be normal for men to have rape fantasies.
It's so nice to see her so happy.
>>562255912I say this
>>562255865Gonna cry about it?
>>562255941This thread is the global thread. Not the JP thread. If they are not in the game or in a translated anime or movie they don't belong here
>>562255853You'll forgive her, right?
>>562255929
>you can run in the saudi arabia royal cup in uma musumewhat the fuck? did i fly silence suzuka to saudi arabia and back in one turn?
Did the autis/apocalypse/ happen?
>>562256113Yes.
>>562255853but she looks so proud...
>>562255792Tazuna is an uma tho and a very cute one
>>562256113you can also run in the american jockey club cup, the new zealand cup, the epsom cup, and the copa republica argentina. all of those are names of races held in japan by the JRA.
>>562256121Post in the thread you belong in you literal faggot
>>562256113They're a different race I'd assume
>>562254753She might be evil, but she's saving my CM
>>562256113it's just the name of the race
>>562256097
>>562255510Bricked's top earner may have left but we're still A+...
there are way too many umas I want to have sex withthis is not okay
Idols.
>>562256073No, this is the "uma musume general", all umas are allowed, check the threads name once again
>>562256113One turn is two weeks so
umas are canonically as dumb as toddlers, does that mean you want a toddler to overpower you and rape you?
not a single one of these supposed "offtopic" posts have ever been deleted, because the mods understand that this is the uma musume general
>>562256257I doubt you're keeping the A+ this month...
>>562256304So why is there a thread for JP and a thread for Global?
>>562255941The JP players have an entire dedicated thread on this board in which they can discuss their umas but instead they spam their JP-only umas in here because they crave attention.
>>562256304This thread is for the global server otherwise the other thread would not exist. Go back.
>>562256378because of schizos like you
>>562256248
>>562255856Oh. Thanks. It looks like there aren’t many good ults to inherit then. Since the corner is there in the late race I don’t even know if Goof would be viable. Is it just Barcarole that might be okay?
>>562256113"one turn" represents half of a full month of the year, and the turns next to it (conceptually) are often things like rest or just regular training so you can easily assume that it's fine if the travel time bleeds into other chunk. You can rest at least a little on a high class plane like an international athlete would get.
>>562239278>9 wins day 1 of round 1, 11 wins day 2 of round 1>3-1-3-2 todayFeel nice that I qualified twice, struggled a lot building fronts that a last minute Hoguri was the one netting me most of my wins. But also feel sad that between 3 VBobos third one got glued because long S but only had 1070 speed they all could only put in 1 win on each day I rebuilt them. Pattern dictates she should get me my 1 win for Finals lmao, but being in A Finals is more than I already asked for.>>562253305I qualified for A Finals which I couldn't do in Libra. Yeah, not honest wins with my team, but it's longslop, I'm hoping to get back to oshis in the other CMs.
Out of curiosity, how many anons are in>A>B>currently no finalsin my case it's B
>>562256356bro sometimes porn stays up for the entire thread despite having 30+ replies jannies don't care
>>562256084I can forgive my oshis for a lot of things, so yes
>>562256292love live sucks except for g1 and a SINGULAR G2 girl
>>562256434flying takes a lot out of horses, anon
Nice
>>562256412
>>562256386And you keep giving them that attention>>562256394>this thread is for global serverWhere is that rule?
>>562256403There was a JP and a Global thread before I even installed Uma faggot. The threads can merge for all I care but it's pretty obvious this is the global uma thread until they do
>>562256478She's so cute.
>>562255450Pace?
>[Deleted]So it's just a samefag looping the JP vs Global discussions
>>562256121>>562256169
>>562256469I'm in B with only one MANT uma (my second run in that scenario no less)I will weather the stormI will persevereI will stay comfy
>>562255957are you actually getting NSM to proc? i only did like 10 test rooms, but NSM procced at a relevant timing 0 times in all 10 runs, so i gave up on itoh well. i don't have the motivation to do more MANT runs anyway
>>562256516thankfully these are uma musume (Global)
>>562256569
Orfevre actually loses a full turn in her career because she goes off to France without you (because Trainer is a fucking moron). So half a month is considered enough to leave and come back and go back to doing what you're supposed to.
>>562256692heh
>>562256637Yeah. He's also neither American or European. Probably from some Brazilian shithole or SEA
>>562256663If you're in B you already failed.
>>562255439I appreciate having a month to save after the past few months
>>562256790Rice wouldn't say this
Oh boy, shop reset. I can't wait to see what I get from the SR tickets>Taishin and Ryan powerOh, well. At least they're both cards I haven't MLB'd.
wtf cygames doxxed me?
>>562256790Please keep your villainous remarks to yourself
>>562256746A whole turn is half of a month right?
>>562256738
>>562256859Yes
>>562256746orf was in france for an entire month both times he went
>>562256821I think a lot of anons are going to pull on the Nishino Flower, cheerleader, and Mr. C.B. wit banners. None of those interest you?
>>562256394>>562256386>>562256226>>562256169>>562256073>>562255865>>562255582If you finally did it today nobody would really be sad, you know. Some may even support such decision from you.Anyway, posting JP only uma as a straight white male from europe that does not know japanese and have never installed japanese client of Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Feel free to kill yourself any time.
Guess the schizo went back to his discord
>>562255697yes
>>562256904 I'm talking about in game at the very least.
>0/5>full SS sweats every fucking matchjeez all the casuals seriously quit
>>562256881
>>562256686Yes. It is unreliable, maybe hits 1/5 NSMs near last spurt, 2/5 times a bit too late, the others times don't hit it. But the 2 wins she got in round 2 were from NSM while the other times she came 2nd/3rd she hit late NSM. Lobbies are very misleading. You run in to much weaker Fronts and others running Pace in actual CM while room lobbies are just metafags with SS-UG Kitasans and Bourbons.
>>562256941Seek help.
>>562256941>Spamming jp shit when you don't play the game Hey just like all the other faggots who keep posting Jp shit
>>562256417It's A&S + Moving Past + Pump some Iron for the most consistent uniques. Goof works but I'm not sure about the consistency. Usual Velocity inherits should work, Brian/Rudolf/Oguri/NY Opera. Dia's inherit should work too.
>>562257021SS is base level of play, like A in URA or A+ in Unity. Everything under S is a dead weight.
>>562256941Posting cool JP umas like Calstone is goodPosting cringe JP umas like Staycucked is badThe same way posting cool global umas like Oguri is good and posting ugly ones like Ryan is bad
>>562256746>went to france>jobs>comes back a blames her trainer for itSasuga
>as a white european male>only shows up during SEA hours to post about sex jokes, the most brown thing everthis dude is so funny no wonder the schizo keeps baiting him
>>562257035
>>562257136well in larc you CAN win it if you go with her so yes she's right.
>>562257109>The same way posting cool global umas like Vodka is good and posting ugly ones like Rice is badftfy
>>562257093no, s-s+ would be a/a+ you retard. SS is sweaty af. MANT being f2p friendly utter nonsense
>>562257136I mean you pass her off to some other trainer because "he had prestige and success in overseas races" despite knowing full well that Orfevre isn't fucking normal in ANY sense of the word. Not a single one. You deserved to get blamed for abandoning her when she had all the trust in the world for you.
>>562257157meant for >>562256941
>>562257157Gonna kill yourself now?
>>562257190gn
Oh now they're pretending they know JP storiesIt's so tiresome. You don't know Japanese and you will never be Japanese
Well I qualified for A finals. Not feeling too confident, went 6/20, compared to yesterday's 14/20 and 17/20 before that. It'll probably be 1/20 tomorrow, and who knows what leviathan I'll face in finals, or if I'll lose my witchecks and some shitter Bourbon with 900 stam, no gold recovery and no mid-race somehow wins anyway because fuck you, that's why.
If I'm a Fine Motionlet is it actually worth rolling for this Curren wit like people keep saying or is that a gaslight? I already have her at LB1. I also have MLB Tachyon and Sunday SRs, but I have a ceiling of like 800 wit with the both of them.
>another one poached by /uma/clubWhen will they stop!?
>>562257157All seafriends are in school bro
>>562257287you know how to look up a clock in google, good job
>>562257136it's le epic reference to them swapping out ikezoe for a frog
>>562256941Not him but I don't see what's so bad about posting JP-umas.We'll get them here eventually anyway so I really don't see the harm of posting them.
>>562257347Godspeed anon
>>562257054I was thinking XOguri so I appreciate the help. I don’t have Rudolph or NY Opera. I guess I’ll go Brian and borrow one. Though I don’t really like Brian’s ult when inherited as a personal preference. Anyway, thanks bwo.
>>562257287>looking to get into arguments on 4chan>at 04:00>on a weekdayNot a good look, bwo...
Love Mambo
>>562257478It's just a samefag forcing his shit. He doesn't even play the game, and when he does he's asking for help with a low ranked account. He just love shitting up the thread.
You should be posting American umas like Grass Wonder instead of Japanese umas in the global thread.
>>562257478it's one schizo that gets really mad that other anons aren't following his rules
>>562257478Jp schizo just wants to be a celebrity
Grass Will Never Be Japanese
>>562253151Is that the one were fantasy America finally joins the war?
>>562257253>s-s+This is pure cope. Your setup is wrong, either you don’t hit 50rb, or your inherit sparks and card combination is incorrect. Or you play the scenario wrong. SS is the new A/A+, SS+ is the new A+/S, you should naturally arrive at 3x 1100+ , 1x 800, 1x 600 stats and around 2500SP at the end of your career
>>562257592The American samurai herself.
>>562257638>CB is the dude(?)incredible
>>562257638I can't tell if this person doesn't know Uma outside of ships or doesn't know Sailor Moon because these choices, especially for Helios and Robb Roy, are terrible.
Ass Wonder
>>562257478Nobody really cares about JP umas being posted. People just dislike some spergy JP anons Don't think I've ever seen anyone complain about Light o or Durandal for example
>>562257529Sleep schedule’s fucked anyway, and if I eat melatonin now I wont wake up in 4 hours. Gonna operate on cigs and monster as usual
>>562257746What did you expect? All these edits are reddit tier jokes
>>562257740HAHA HER NAME IS MISTER
>>562257405Where
>>562257781
So what happens to MANT runs when Nishino gets her unique?
>>562257678>whales should naturally arrive at 3x 1100+ , 1x 800, 1x 600 stats and around 2500SP at the end of your careeragreed
>>562257668Correct.
>>562257816how would a 4chan tier joke look like
post something cute
>>562257859FUNNIESTTHINGIVE EVERHEARD
>>562257746A lot of those edits doesn't make sense. Only few makes sense like this one.
>>562257917
>>562257909Nothing, we are too lazy to do something
UG7?
>>562257234blind faggot
>>562257938>doesn't>makes
>>562257789Autism speaks
>>562257678This is not true for long slop. It might be true for other distances. 3x1000 is very doable as a F2P borrowing Creek or FM for longs if the player has one or the other. Guts decks might get 3x1100 but one of those is likely to be guts itself. SS is the new S for F2Ps in long. It’s a different story for whales because of the increasing pay gap.
>everyone in my lobbies are SS and even a fucking UG every raceYeah I'm fucked, see you on B league
>>562257869I'm gonna to ejaculate on that ass
>>562257894No, whales should naturally arrive at 4x 1100+ and 1x900+.
>>562258037
>>562258058Thank you for pointing out that I'm ESL. I hope I at least got my point across
>>562257592>>562257904I blame your American posting for this turning up in my lobby just now.
>>562258065NTA but F2P means basically nothing at this point. I have 3 MLB gacha SSRs, easily hit SS on an average run, and haven't paid a dime. If you're referring to new players and/or retards, then just refer to how many SSRs are in the deck.
>>562257478nothing wrong with posting JP umas, it's just two annoying fags (it probably is just one to be honest) who avatarfag with Stego and NTR while spreading bullshit disguise as advice because they never played the JP version
>>562258257By me
>>562257478The problem is that they have a 100% dedicated thread just for them. It's not a situation where they have nowhere to go so try to squeeze kinda off topic stuff into this general, it's solely attention whores going out of the way to post in the wrong thread because of some mental issue.It also can fuck over /uma/ entirely. If the jannies see uma has "too many" threads, they will prune some. We see this constantly when 2 people make threads at the same time. This HAS to be a global thread, because if it is just /umajp2/ in the eyes of the mods, the mods will prune one or the other. It's happened before for many generals, I use /vn/ and several times people have tried to make threads like /moege/ or /evn/ only for them to be pruned and mods to explain (sometimes in thread, sometimes in IRC) that it's just a 2nd /vn/ so the posts should stay there.
>>562257889she becomes One Above All of sprint/mile
F2P (Luckshitter) vs F2P (Lucklet)
>>562258329Thank you image.png.
>>562255450Yes, Pace since I lucked out with head-On.
This thread always gets increasingly worse when Jpfaggots post
>>562258065nta but I don't think it's true for other distances either. We'll see when I start doing parent/ace runs for Aries, but I doubt genuine f2p decks (pic related) can support 3x1100+, 1x800, 1x600 even in medium distance. On the other hand, I am getting SS rank far more often than I did S rank in Aoharu, which I only got 3 or 4 times on non-sprint umas in four months.
>>562258257She even walked past Grass Wonder (and Maruzensky). Where's Maruzensky from again? Is she American?
is kitasan good next cm
>>562258329Stop ban evading
damn nigga!
I still don't understand why they made Grass Weeb the Yamato Nadeshiko. There had to be Japanese horses that fit the role more?
INES WHOJIN
>>562257867go to uma.moe803837256004IGN: Umama is it bricked over? That was one of their top earners apparently if what >>562256257 said is correct
>>562258398You are welcome Anonymous.
>>562258289The average F2P has two to three gacha SSRs, sure. KSB, Creek and/or FM, and maybe something else if they lack either Creek or FM. The lucky F2P might have KSB, FM, Creek, and something else at MLB. Congratulations on your luck.
>>562258257I'm not sorry
>>562258195post your f2p deck, you fraud
>>562258329thinking about it, is there any reason for the jp thread to exist? threads lasts for an entire week on average and half their posters are already here posting the same shit they do there
>>562253184sweepy's Icarus still holds the record for highest fan count/dayand on MANT it's already capable of the occasional SS
>>562258526
>>562258229You did, actually, so well done
shut up raped faggot i'm going to post umas that don't even exist yet
>>562258329>We see this constantly when 2 people make threads at the same time.>janny see 2 same /uma/ threads>they prune oneNo fucking duh. Your image makes sense since Tachyon has 0% Wit bonus, although, your post doesn't make sense at all, and is just making up problems that wouldn't exist.
>>562258049Rice is undeniably ugly so... you don't think Vodka is cool?
>>562258454Bred in America, born in Japan.Rejected in Japan for having American blood, considered Japanese in America for not being born stateside.A racer with no country, an uma with no home...
>Taiki's title is Mightiest Miler>legend race is a sprint
>>562258691Evil chevalchi
>>562258037cheval's trainer needs glasses what the fuck do you mean you can't tell the difference when it's blatantly obvious
>team sirius appears>next turn i race>the fuck off immediatelyFucking frauds
>>562258627>it's capable in occasion broalways the same with sweepy in mant. "could" and "if" but never "can"
>>562258714what a powerful uma
Will (You) roll for her?
>>562258691>"Kids really like this shy boyish Uma, how do we top that!?">*copy pastes design with mild adjustments*>"BRILLIANT, STEVE!"
>>562258526Finally got to see this mp4 again been searching for it since forever
>>562258620You're right that the people that should be there tend to attention whore here, but still there's a great reason, because it means when someone posts "How should I build Golshi for the next CM" we don't have 1 person assuming they mean Basic Golshi in CM13 and another anon assuming they mean Summer Golshi in CM500. It would fucking suck to need to constantly announce what version of the game you're playing on instead of have the whole thread on the same page. We want 2 different generals, it's why JP split off in the first place, but some schizos need more attention than that so they can't just go to the thread for the game they (pretend they) play.
>>562258526That's a lot of rainboow cleats.
>>562258834I will wait for her wedding pure sex outfit
>>562258452Checked your deck, you have all the cards I used for this golshi, just use your creek and borrow fuku. 9 pow + 9 stam parents.
>it's the nigger with the e-celeb editsDefinitely indo hours
>>562258716>they prune oneYes, and if the jannies see /uma/ and /umajp/ as redundant, they'll treat it the same way and prune one. We don't want a single thread for 2 groups that have no reason to be together because they're talking about completely different games essentially. None of the advice from a JP fag is going to help you in MANT because they haven't played MANT in years.
>>562258526But that's a lot of cleats I wouldn't even be mad
>>562258729Ah so that's what happened. Thanks for explaining, I'd seen posts saying that she was banned from racing due to her heritage but I never knew exactly why.Also, just quickly looking at your image, there's something about Marche Lorraine's puppet gimmick which I find to be incredibly endearing. Is there a date for when she'll be released on JP?
You can't just call everyone you don't like SEA or Indian you know
>>562258458She is so cute and happy ima use her on all cms, meta or not
>>562258729But they have a home, together with me
Got into group a beating shitters, now I am the shitter and I’m 0/10 I’ll try again in the morning at Europe hours I just wanna make it into b
>>562258862your argument would have been great if the JP thread talked about the game at all but they barely do anymore, even when there are news. it's just haha rape jokes and posting about keiba
>>562259090So calling them pakis is fair game, I see.
>>562258834Probably. I always run Fuji in my CM teams so I think I should get Nishino Flower so that I can make a dedicated parent for Fuji. I do hate doing parent runs, though, so I might skip her unless her career story is a good one.
>>562258729What about El Tetas, did she have the same situation as Grass?
>>562259014Yeah I'd love 500 sr Ryan and Haru Urara stars
>>562259016foreign horses were barred from most major races in japan in order to protect the domestic breeding industry at a time when the breed was extremely weak in japan. maruzensky compounded this problem for himself by being so strong that people just wouldn't enter their horses into races against him.
>>562258834Base Nishino will be the father of my umas and Bride Nishino will be the mother of my children
>>562259090Post like a SEA get called a SEA
>>562258485>>562256257It's never been more over
>>562257904>>562258257>>562258310>>562258365I'd like to redeem my coupon.
>>562259005Both threads have existed for long already that your scenario is so far from happening.
>>562259245does this mean not 1 rebricked person played today?
>>562258834Yes because she's broken herself and a good parent to boot.She's also the only uma I'll probably roll for until the end of the year.
>>562258834I have no interest in her
>>562258818With a good deck it's SS on a highroll, S is already guaranteed otherwise there has already been multiple S+ posted here >Just guarantee the high roll don't tell me "when"The game doesn't work that way
i fucking did it again i buono oshi did it again! i knew she could do it i never doubted herSHES BIG AND BUONO!
A second fatty has hit the lobby...>>562259257You can squish this one.
I've been posting JP long before Stego came out and the complaints were never this bad. Even if I just posted a roll I'd get a grats or something, and 50/50 on being told to fuck off. I still talk about other Uma too, like I have for Duramente these past few days, and there never seemed to be a problem.
>>562259176Both El and Grass are both pure-blooded Americans born in Kentucky(no matter how many times Grass tries to deny it).
>>562259395Grats Reno
>game keeps causing my phone to rapid reboot>look into it>known bug on Tensor processors that when they overheat the watchdog times out and triggers a kernel panic and rapid reboot>stock Pixel 9 case has a fabric interior that acts as an insulator too (most retarded case design ever) Umazing, thank you Google very cool phone!https://issuetracker.google.com/issues/466336964?pli=1
>>562258598>>562258927Here you go. And this one I used for my Kita when I finally figured out the setup, this was first attempt, after which I ran out of borrow parents. 18 stamina spark parents
>>562259294No, the number and rank gets updated frequently but the chart only gets updated once a day. Here's /uma/club for example
>>562259395BonoGOD
Geez, just ctrl+F "[Deleted]" and drop the JP Global discussion already.
I already won Arima Kinen in year 1, does anyone know what I realistically lose by skipping a 2 dirt G1 at the end or a dirt G1 and 2nd Arima Kinen? I'm wondering if I should try to push stats now instead of relying on the final 3 turns going well, I have no whistles but plenty of anklets and 60%s so capping speed is gonna basically be up to luck.
>>562259403Holy shit what is going on? Where are all these fatties coming from? Gomen, I'll stop fat posting now, but they just keep coming...
>>562259419Just ignore the schizos, they have a wannabe janny complex
>>562259395incredible buono
>>562259395jesus christ dude I can't even get her to medium A for MANT
>>562259450I have a Pixel 9 Pro with none of those issues. I can say that I can randomly get game crashes (this only applies to EN though, where I play it like a seasonal player, JP never crashes) but I've never had a rapid reboot issue.
>CM matches are mostly 0-1 frontsTold you so.
>>562259450That's rough.Especially for a game designed with 2020 phones in mind.
>>562259395I KNEEL
>>562259419The problem isn't JP as a concept but the smug assholes like >>562255658 that make all JP players look bad and steer the thread into off topic drama any time someone calls out their low effort shitposts that are not even on topic for this thread.
>>562258526Unlimited Air Shakur Works
>>562259529Maybe if the JP posters fuck off to their thread
>>562259207Poor Maruzensky. I think I'm going to end up using my selector ticket on her.
>>562257668I feel bad for the guy the kopipe originates from. Apparently his wife is a wasaishi(kimono seamstress,) and she needed a model, so she got her husband to do it.They're apparently married by the ways, but there's no way in hell that he didn't see this mockery everywhere.
>>562259450nyep. cygames knows (or at least their front desk people do) and don't care
>>562259651https://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8?t=6
>>562259450>he brought google phoneBwo, I think the lesson to be learned was around nexus 5x times when this shit simply fried itself and if you didnt manage to install a fix that allowed startup on energy saving cores and fully disabled main cores you got a brick of a phone at random time. Issues with google phones never stopped ever since btw rumao
Any club openings there for tom? Planning to quit mine since they start to fall off a month ago...
>>5622591794 free tickets every month though.That's extra 600 carrats.
>>562259450>Be google>Wanna make your own phone>Have billion of dollar>Decide not to use an off the shelf CPU/GPU, design an architecture yourself from>It's badly made and NO ONE wants to support it in their software, only giving a shit for the big 2>Have billion dollars of dolla, no one wants to support it anyway
>>562259849autis/uma/bro...
>>562259651This shit always gets me kek
>>562259726>my anecdotal data about my matches that confirms my bias supersedes your own experiencesI went into most matches with 3-4 fronts. One was my own.
>>562259820the only dev team (single guy) schizo enough to trust only works with google phones. it is what it is
>>562257678Eh, he's right. S+ is more like A+ was. It's what your average uma is hitting these days with either poor play and great cards or great play and average or mediocre cards. SS is definitely rarer, the equivalent of Unity S.
>>562259849ButtSweat recruits: >>562255426
>>562259395Last fat-spotting post just for you, BonoGOD.
>>562257678you're a whale bro, only whales speak this retardedly. No, don't link me some lucky high roll of an f2p deck you mongoloid
Hey can I join a club I can do 10 million fans a day @ 473563368824 give me an invite.
>>562252881WHY IS THE SERVER SHITTING UP ITSELFSTOP WITH THE CONNECTING...
>>562259419Cool but you don't play the game
>lose against umas with less stats, less skills and without long sFucking rigged shit
>>562260019I would
>>562259849Who's tom
>>562260068If you actually do 10M a day join /uma/club that's the only S club here
>>562260025>everyone that says things I don't like is a whale!can you at least post your deck and carat supply so I can laugh at you
>>562258927>>562259463fyi 9 stam parent of your own thats quality is sweat or botting. f2p who do a run or two a day ain't having that. People always forget the weak non-borrow parent
WTF UG VIRGINITY TAKEN I just wanted to pointmaxx since you get more out of getting 1k+ in every stat...looks pretty rad
>>562259689I only have it when I'm using both a VPN (playing on global but working in Japan) and have the case on. If I remove the case it's mostly fine, so I'm guessing the overheating is what leads to the system shitting the bed.
>>562260195lol
>>562260238sexmarrylovey doveybaby makingall the thingsor just huggingwhatever she lets me do
>>562260293cards?
What the fuck is an Air Messiah
>>562260221>everyone that says things I don't like is a whale!So far the list I've got of that is whale incel pedocoded diddy blud epstein follower trump supporter white privileged colonialist zionist jewWhat am I missing? I'd add Teiobros but they're funny
So has anyone managed to get wins with S Maru, V Bourbon or any other front that isnt KSB this CM?All they seem to be good for is blocking KSB. Inherited victory cheer is just not strong enough to compete with the End Gods.
Radiant Star for CM 12, yay or nay?
>>562260363Flying Jesus
>>56226035718* power
>>562260363Air Jihad's twin/rival.
>>562260450Opposite experience for me, Bourbon doms Kitasan while ends eat shit.
>>562260540>didn't realize I had kita in her own treeoops...probably missed a blue spark because of that
>>562260245I like the game and play the game and as such I have somewhat good parents. 8 stam will do and all it requires is not being retarded enough to delete 3* sparks as well as few days of grinding. There are plenty of 9* parents to borrow on umamusume DB so you don’t even need 2, only 1.
>>562257347Thanks for the TLs.Funny how Falco is too much of a good girl to force herself on her torena.
>>562260450nyes
>>562260293>Victory Cheer Level 6Thar she blows
>>562260557its always that pkmnnever any other just that
>>562260557not so fast!
>>562260707because that's the meme
>>562257347Goodnight anon>>562260557
Fujisexo
>>562260748i knowbut whywhy that creature
>>562259726I've seen 50 Kitas, 27 Bourbons, 10 Marus, 5 Seis, and a handful of others in front. (Maya, McQueen, Ardan, Chiyono, Scarlet, Suzuka.) So nearly 2 fronts on average, plus my own 2. I've lost more to Kita than to all end closers combined.
>>562260789I can't wait. I will pull to pity if I have to.
>>562260753I don't get it
>>562260824nobody knows why, it was randumb from the start
>>562260707you wouldn't get it
>>562260824
Can I get a little help with brainstorming here? I want to know if I'm retarded or if I'm actually onto something.My XOguri's performance skyrocketed compared to Round 1, she won 12 times today compared to her round 1 performance of 6+6. The main difference I nooooticed was the quality of opponents' fronts, naturally they're better and that led to them fighting each other throughout the entire race, staying really close to each other. My main complaint from round 1 was the distance between the fronts, usually 2 fronts fighting for the lead and one way behind, which made my XOguri fall even further behind the leader. Maybe having a worse front help as a wannabe Runaway strategy? Does it make sense, or is it something in my head? I'm really curious about this. Also, I'm not talking about Suzuka here
>>562260845post fujikiseki15
>>562260789>>562260845sexwithprettyboys
>>562260692Post rest of your team.
>>562260857Apparently it started when a jap started comparing Quagmire to Scarlet
>>562260919They go up to 121 plus about 40 unnumbered ones.
>>562260707
>>562259992I think Unity S was slightly harder to hit than SS in MANT, but yeah that's about right. As long as you have Windy, Tachyon, Wit Sunday and KSB, anyone should be able to do this.Of course that's only when you are building your MANT aces properly. If you ratingsmax on MANT you can hit SS easy.
>>562260221what a retarded response, shocking. Do I have to explain the reasoning? Your comment simply out of touch. you wouldn't say that running an f2p deck unless you've spent most your carats card rolling 115k. I am a lucklet in card rolling, so I prefer umas by a large margin. Doesn't change the fact I went against pure SS in my last 8 matches of the first mant CM who all had full mlb decks and great parents. There's the occasional deck around mine with an amazing high roll, but pretty rare.
is it just me or the game keeps connecting??
>>562259545I went with doing the race that turn and training the next one, and I think the results are pretty decent.
>>562260915With high wit you benefit against good fronts because you don't get paced down as much.
>>562261079just you
>>562260978They aren't doing that well
>>562261038Based, too bad I didn't get her. Hopefully soonI will.
Will Round 2 be easier tomorrow?
>>562261043
>>562257730>>562257668>>562257869>>562257904Wife
MANT is fun because I get to make S ranks for free which I couldn't do in Aoharu
>>562261136bwo...
>>562260450just made a 17k s.maru, one of my better FR skills, but still got stomped vs SS ends, though didn't help she late started like 3x.. was optimistic after she beat several 18k sweats i have saved
>>562260906>>562260863>>562260859>It all started because of some dude being upset over his universal park tripincredible
>>562261136Bobo...
>>562261175She's by far my favourite uma. I hope she spooks you soon.
>>562261072see, that's why your balance is part of what I asked for. I'm almost empty and have 3 MLBs. you should equivalently have ~4 sparks saved. if you don't then you're either new, gigabricked, or rolled on useless cards/without sparks. the first two are pitiable, the last I have no sympathy foras I said, F2P means nothing, because some people are hoarding and scraping by, others are spending as appropriate
>>562261210
Why didn't they include Grass in the fat fuck club?
>>562261293Why does Rudolph turn into a nigger
>>562260662theres a massive differnece between having a 8*-9* stam from pre-mant days to having a pure MANT parent
>>562261415It's from the Netflix adaptation
>>562259772If you do then I highly recommend picking the Summer version. Redshift is very strong on certain tracks, but dead on most; Kiss for Courage has a very high floor.
>>562261238When I first started playing this game I thought that Grass was boring and so I didn't use her much, but after learning more about her character through other careers and main story chapters I now see the appeal.
>>562261382
>>562261136technically they're smaru cheerleaderssmaru is also probably the strongest non-kita front because there's a good chance she can get speed carry over, and her lead is nasty
>>562261079yeppers isn't this big
>>562261079its been laggy last hour. uma moe dead for some reason too
>>562261415That's how she likes them
>>562259395Holy crap.
I thought xmas oguri wasn't supposed to be good this cm? I lose to pretty much every single one. They don't even have long s.
Don't look behind, just run
>>562261509I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that
>>562260450
>>562261506I guess that would be the smart choice. Is Kiss for Courage a good inherit, or is it mainly Redshift that's desired for a parent?
>>562260450She doesn't even have Groundwork.
>>562258109>>562261238>>562261608
2D leftIs it possible to clear this shit?
>>562261719true yamato nadeshikos have no ass
>>562260450my triple front comp is performing relatively consistent with 30 maru 25 kita and 20 bobo
>>562261683The inherited version is just a white skill. Maybe you can time it for speed carryover, but the window would be tiny.
>>562261762It's around 40 runs overall an anon said
>card is supposed to give friendship training access>dissapears after 2 turnsWHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS CARD I FEEL SCAMMED FUCK THIS SHIT I HATE IT
>>562261608
>>562261762You did damn a lot more than I did, I'm still struggling to clear tickets
>>562261762Clear them in part 2 of the event when more missions release
>>562260692Yeah that will do it.I forgot that in this new environment the biggest threat to your own aces is your other aces.If you arent running any end closers then obviously your S Maru will be doing well. Especially when she is so obviously stronger than the other 2.You should just drop KSB for a random uma with hesitant end and hesitant front. Even if your KSB was SS+, she would still struggle to win in a lobby with a good S Maru and a V Bourbon.>>562260643I bet you arent running any Ends either.
>>562261835this is Brian's fault
I'm looking at skill choices, I'm sure there's some swaps I could try to make to improve her. I'm thinking of taking (all O for skills with double circles):Preferred PositionHydrateTriple 7sNimble NavSpeed Star RedshiftRight Handed Prof CurvStraightaway AdeptMedium StraightawaysStraight DescentUma StanTail Held HighHead Held HighRadiant GlitterOther options I could potentially swap stuff out for: Shake It OutDisorientGourmandShrewd StepPace Chaser StraightawaysTether Thunderbolt StepHesitant FrontrunnersUp-TempoFocusKeep in mind the ones I picked that aren't commonly mentioned probably had a high discount.
>>562261861I got addicted into training Christmas Oguri for the next medium CMs
>>562261373im playing the very long game because there are a lot of umas i want. Sure, i could uncap FM and KSB to max right now, or grab a creek and bring her to 3lb, but mant sucks so I'm holding for all those umas i want and 2x tach spark, 1x s.m-f.m banner and then i can use my stuff. Really I wasn't even complaining about whales/sweats, more that it sucks ass that they seem to be all thats left. It's very understandable MANT almost killed jp
run went pretty well for a prent run
>>562261926oh I'm an idiot It's Head-On not Head Held High
>>562262023if that were true, superman, you'd be able to get her into the pool
>>562262023i LOVE yuri sex!
>>562261831Yeah fuck that shit i'll take just the carats and the crystals
https://x.com/karihuraumamune/status/2039473938598957555Icarus it's showtime
>>5622617627d really is bs for this event, the hint books are so expensive. and mant takes so long..
I ran two miles today
>>562262164wasn't it 5
>>562262023>Trainer...san...mhnggg...
>>562261535>>562261901The weird thing is my other Fronts end up fucking over my Maru sometimes and she ends up in 4th and misses her unique when it's a Front heavy lobby.Kinda considering getting rid of my Bourbon since she's kinda useless. Don't wanna bother building an End Closer though so I'll probably just stick with my team
>>5622621647d is the store. The actual event is 4.
What should I eat? I'm a Teiobro btw
>>562262023You have x-ray vision??
>>562261901yep, triple fronts
>>562262181I ran over two miles today
I still don't if it's worth to pick Radiant Star or not
>>562262348Does a bit of everything but it's very expensive
>>562262267ranch
>>562262205Sounds like she needs more midrace. S Maru should be the one cucking other fronts and trying to hold out in the late race.
>>562261719
>>562262348Just dont do it on HOguri
7 decides if i run her in my last ticket yeah i know she has sunny days but after i didnt get A long in the second inspiration i just picked whatever skills at the end
>>562262396luv ranch
>>562262181>>562262302Did it make you smile?
>the race celebration missions have a recommended trainee buttonIs that new? I mean it's not useful, but I've never seen it before.
>>562262205being in 4th with smaru isn't exactly the worst outcome if you have the wit/pow/skills to fight back later, because it's an ok gamble for her to delay ult for speed carry over.I'm thinking about replacing my bourbon too, she's the worst performer despite being the highest rank. Might put in dia
Am I the only one who doesn't like the MANT female announcer? I miss the old one like we can still hear in CM.New one is too low energy. Announcers should be like pic related.
>>562261824Ah ok. I was thinking of getting the original Maruzensky so I could mainly use her as a parent. I pulled for Seiun Sky only to find out that I don't really like building Front Runners...
>>562262023Is this AI?
six seveeeen
>>562259450Just buy an iPhone unc
Tell me what I should use my SSR Selector on.
>>562261831And that anon got basic math wrong because they didn't factor the quests or dailies at all. They also assumed you're buying shit like the shoes and common banners which nobody is going out of the way to grind for.
>>562262023
>>562262656shutthefuckup
>>562261940>that thumbnail
>>562262610I don't think b-ginga would draw this so most likely
>>562262610AI's too retarded for zorno
>started with 2 wins over whales>0/10 sincecan't tell how much of it is my fault, garbage luck and/or everyone I'm matching with being sweaty. Did seriously no scrubs luck into A?. Starting to feel liek I might get B for the first time..
>>562262302I don't get it
>>562262682But the dailies are only 1k a day and the quests are like, what, 10k in total?
>>562262656I will when there's a 4chan app for iOS
shan't join attention whore lobbies
>>562262779The app you're using is an iOS one ported to android bwo
>>562262779>using the 4chang app
1/50/53/51/5I think I understand why the rest of CMs after this one was Mediums and short. I can't imagine how big of a shitshow it was when it occurred in JP
>Rushed 2x>Third woman saves me
>>562262695what about it...
>>562262412I think it's her early race that's the problem desu, or maybe her lowish power. She almost always starts late. >>562262482Yeah I had that happen a couple times with Maru too and it's really strong. She doesn't always manage to push up enough to trigger her unique though
>>562261845That expression has total control over me, I wouldn't be able to say no to anything Grass asked>>562261719I wouldn't last a minute against her huge ass..
>>562262895I'm very curious as to what average mantblazer statlines were like at this point in JP. I'm guessing they hadn't figured out the right level of racing at all by this point, right? >>562262910pregante
>>562262667If only rudolf didn't delay her unique
>>562262573I didn't even notice.>>562262597Redshift is the stronger inherit, but it's only good when the late race begins at the final corner. I don't know the CM schedule well enough to tell you how many valid tracks are coming up. TT is another use case for either version since she can spark into any of the five divisions.
>>562262910She looks pregnant
>>562262695>>>/vt/
>>562262796what's a non-attention whore lobby?
>>562263042so will Dia after I'm done with her
god I love big tits so muchgod I love uma so muchgod I love big tits on uma so much
>>562262779Why are you not using the superior Read Chan
>>562263108She is still in school bwi
>>562263074Someone who just posts a lobby without any extra caveats
which uma are being used for miles in TTI have so many good medium I have no idea who to regulate for miles
>>562262667>Rudolf jumpscare at the end
>>562263217you're next
>>562263115what the FUCK is ramonu's problem
>>562263265Scarlet and Uokka
>>562263252Posting a lobby instead of just opening it is attention whoring.
please tell me dia is at least workableher ult is just worse oguri and her innate skills are so sothe 2 length requirement is kinda funny though, makes her stronger in shorter races innit? I doubt that scales with distance
>>562263295she feels mischievous and old
>>562263403Ramonu is 17
>replace kitasan with pace oguri>winits just that simple
>>562262998>I wouldn't last a minute against her huge ass..but how long would you last against her moderately sized boobies?
This will be the straw that breaks cygame's back
>>562263265maruzensky, fine motion, grass, wodka, taiki if you aren't using her for dirt
>>562253907Just play Ryan double front dom
how much money do i have to pay for my aces to stop getting bad mood?
>>562263474oooooooooooooold
>>562263074Ones without a hideous porn avatar attached
>>562262475would oguri chug ranch (cum) if she was hungry?
>>562253907bro your ryan? your dober? your late gamblers?
>>562253907triple latepump, moving, oyl, nsmit's time to gamburu
Can you guys stop doxxing me.
>>562263375You'd have to wait for OYL to be buffed at which point all late surgers become better but good luck with that change arriving early when the biggest faggot whale sloptubers are only clamoring for uhh spark reroll and ultraskip instead of things that would actually make for a better game because they would make their meta comps weaker :^)
>>562263278
I don't even know why I'm grinding these when I'm just gonna hoard...until a certain point anyway
>>562262772It's a good amount over 10k. You'll easily get all the important rewards (carats, crystals, tickets) by doing 6 runs over the 5 days the event will be active (with the last being a half day). Realistically like 10-12 runs is plenty because that lets you scoop up the star pieces and probably some monies or SP too. The grind goes up to like 26 runs or something if you're actually retarded enough to grind out shit like banners and shoes.
>>562263403Graceful old creature
>>562263920love german horseam biasedhate her vas face holy shit
>>562262682I'm that anon. Yes, I factored in the dailies and quests (1k dailies and a total of about 8k from quests). No, I didn't assume that you're buying shit like banners/shoes/monies/SP, but everything else was considered to be worth buying (the discussion in the last thread started specifically about skill books so they're obviously all included). I estimated that it's about 40 runs based on a run income of about 1800. Are we both on the same page with this?
pacechads how are we doing this CM
>>562262682nope it's assuming only the good stuff (excl. shards even), why don't you do the math yourself?
>>562263626yes I wo- she would
>>562262942You're missing TTL, but I'm missing Groundwork, so I don't think that's it. Maybe Red Ace is pushing mine over the top?>>562262895I'm still running into entire teams that don't spurt on time. Do you just not have stamina cards?
https://x.com/karihuraumamune/status/2039472527593058305You can get a free 3* uma gacha ticket from Falco's event?SWEEPY IT IS TIME
>>562253907Meta fronts? I'm just going to run either suzuka or s.maru as a front, then fuku, and maybe hoguri
>>562263995Mostly getting RAPED but sometimes being THE RAPE
the scenary before the rape
I’m not gonna qualify for finals, not even B! Got into A finals and am 0/15 in round 2 bc I,got matched against absolute shitters in round 1. Fuck.
>>562263995Doing fine. I'm here BELIEVING
umamusume rape
Does Red Shift work well on CM12?
I can't stop eating chocolate...
>>562264426>not even BThere's another day bwo we're all gmi
>>562264176it's a card ticket, not uma ticketsure hope I don't get a dupe creek after using my selector on her haha
>funny run>wanna see if cacao works on xoguri>somehow it always triggers right when early game endsis this good
>>562264527Bright would say this
>>562264426>>562264527Day 2 is when all the whales send their bad teams to help newcuties get to the finals!
>>562264568>it's a card ticketEVEN BETTER
she would say>There's another day... bwo... we're all...>...>gmi
>>562263498At least three.Now if she whispers in my ear while giving me a handjob, I would be wrecked
Just saw the new event why does Falkek want us to grind trillions of fans during the 1 hour per run portion of the game was Curren right is she actually fucking evil
>>562264632Why are zoomers addicted to creepypasta
>>562263995My XOguri auto wins if there's 2 or more fronts, unless there are ends creeping behind before late race
>>562264079Red Ace is late game though, no? My Maru just starts in 4th or 5th most of the time if there's a lot of Fronts. Usually she manages to move up enough to use her unique and hit Victory Cheer but sometimes she just dies and stays in 5th for the entire race.My Bourbon has 1k Power, Early Lead and GW and her starts are usually much better so I figured it was a Power issue on my Maru
>>562264176But I dont have Smart Falcon? I only have Curren-chan
when do we get gentildonna? i think she makes my pee pee the hardest so far
>>562264818fag
How was your April fool-event, Umababs?
>>562264871We had this
>>562264871What April fool event
>>562264871I gaslit newcuties into thinking MANT is a f2p scenario
>>562264871I got 500 carats and a donut, so good.
>>562264918it's another episode of a JP samefagging in the wrong thread to troll people
>>562264439Happens more often than Tracen is willing to recognize
https://x.com/Cygames_PR/status/2039538346662515104
>>562263217Not gonna stop me
>assigned as rival>still has all her normal debuffs and long Ctaabo...
>>562265000CheckedHonestly getting tired of it, wish I had a flamethrower
Be real with meIs this skill good at all?
>>562264804Second half of the race; I usually proc it late into the midrace. I have a similar experience in front heavy lobbies, most have Groundwork and TTL, it's over the course of the midrace that she catches up and starts fighting for the lead.
>>562264786They're fun, I even wrote an uma one based on a spooky thing that happened in-game to a previous club member
>>562265042>GBF still in frontShit image
why is the scroll bar so long guys. I'm kinda scared to scroll down
>>562264915Which one are the eyes?
>My Kitasan got fucked up by the pacers in the room because she was the only front>My Golshi and Taishin are still stuck in the back on the final corner and enemy Golshi is blasting forwardok skip i know i los->Taishin victory pose in my face
>>562264426This is why I told f2ps to retire after getting 2 wins and let paypigs kill each other in round 2Refuse being the punching bag of paypigs
how are we doing sweepy chads? does mant work?
>>562265172do itand put that up for borrow and share your id
>>562265114
>finally ready with my borrow runs>99/100 energyPlease get rid of this half TP cancer
>>562265000>JP samefaggingNot a JP posterPlusm you guys are also posting in other generals. So it is all fair game
>>562265136Its the best (in Japan)
Wait theres actually 2 women in this image wtf
>Race starts>2KSB, one Bourbon>Before the midrace my KSB, despite having good mood and before she can even proc Maestro simply falls to third, then to pace chaser position, then just completely diesCan someone explain this mechanic to me? Why do fronts just randomly perish like this?
>>562265381Yukimura is a samurai
p-pacebwos?
>>562265141That's weird
>>562263907>The grind goes up to like 26 runs or somethingOnce again proving that you can't do maths.
>>562264786creepypastas are millenialcore gwo
Fillies
Looking for a new clubStill on CDCan bring in 2-3 mil fans a day
>>562263907Im just having issues clearing the skills booksIts so damn expensive
>>562264527Yeah I’ve got to start waiting til tomorrow to run it and NOT the evening when it drops
>>562265269androphilia, these women love dick so much they think dressing like that is cool
"TRAINER MY ESTRUS CYCLE IS KILLING ME AND YOU KEEP BEING A FAGGOT YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!!!!"
I find myself tending to skip the Junior and Tohoku epithets in order to make my Junior year more stable, skipping 2-3 races in the standard mile-long schedule Is that so crippling? I seem to only surrender about 20 total stats
>>562265448It's my only form of creativity...
>>562265619so do i because it makes my dick hard
>>562265213I’ve done it before but got overconfident! I got six wins in one day!
>>562265254581714576515she has some pretty good skill hints in there I think, and she should hopefully have a nice affinity since I did a pretty good G1 route with all the big ones and some dirt ones added in on days those are all that's available.
>>562265581Yeah, if you want all the skill books and the crystals, carats, tickets, and star pieces, i.e. everything worth getting, you're going to need to do about 40 runs.
>>562264426Do one more Golshi run and shoot for 1200 SPD, 1650 STA+GUTS. That should be possible with F2P cards and good enough to brute force A finals
>>562265626bitch just go ask taiki for sum fuk
>finish a suzuka with perfect stats and skills, every inheritance lined up>try to find her to use her for CM>filter by Long>shes not there>realize she has long Bim gonna kms
bro bwo bwi uma umo umi
When I queue up for the All Comer's race near the end of the year I think to myself "All Coomers" and make a silent secret laugh
>98% winrate in round 1>drops to 70% in round 2
Fuck I need to last minute train a KitasanWhat are the best parent unique skills for her or is her own unique enough?
>>562265992
What if I'm a toreina that decided to chop my dick off?
>>562266030Her own unique + a good laterace speed skill is enough in my experience. I got her Barcarole
>>562266065then you are a woman. But you will NEVER be an uma.
do not open unless you're ready for the consequences
etsuko you fucking nigger, I went into summer in awful mood because you haven't shown up in the last 8 races
>>562266007>80% win rate in round 1>80% win rate in round 2Heh...
>>562266202>queued after all the whales were done
>>562266030just get barcarole and then pump her full of midracegroundwork/TTL is optional if your statline is good, but you need at least ONE
>>562266181what the fuck, dudenot cool
>>562266170But I'm safe from rape?
>>562266000check em
>>562266181Ugly Natie
would you change anything for a last minute kitasan
>>562266246Bwo... I've been Qing instantly each day
>>562266007>40% WR round 1>30% WR round 2>still made A finals
>>562266030White Umas are superior
>>562265786Thanks, that's a fucking cracked set of sparks overall.
>>562266030RRA is the only one that sticks out off the top of my head. Kitasan needs the most help fighting in the midrace.
>>562266385rape
>round 2 is just Gold Ship winning every raceThis shit is boring desu
>>562266385Licking Digitan's drool...
>>562265501Would you be interested in HonseFun
>>562266483
>>562266202I queue instantly too and I barely notice a difference between Round 1 and 2 either
>0 (cero) 60% megaphones runHoly shit fuck MANTblazer what a waste of an hour
>>562266483i miss churros T-T
>>562265786>>562266443Is this something to set up great grandparents with?
>>562266560god i love hags
>>562266560>>562266483No tomboys
>is your niigata rival
>>562266661/uma/ told me cb was not a tomboy
>>562264775>one day after training>Grass walks into your office after being called>"What is it, Torena?>...>"Huhhh? You want me to do what...?">...>"I see...">Grass walks over next to you and leans in>"Like this, right? I bet you like that~">the instant you feel her breath tickle your ears you get a raging boner>you try to ignore it hoping she doesn't notice>"...you think I don't know?">!>you feel a freezing chill go down your spine>"You can't hide anything from me, Torena...">while still somewhat aroused, you can't help but feel uneasy about what she muttered>"Everyone's already gone home, so I think it's time you heed to my request next.">in that exact moment, I knew>I had fucked up.
>>562266661shutthefuckup
>>562266661retard
nice 1 star power...
>>562266672Fuck them Niigatas i'll just skip the epithet and farm friendship instead
>>562266696This thread has people who like to pretend they play JP and talk about characters that haven't released yet as if they know what they're talking about.
>>562266672>sets style to pace
>>562266761is this true?
CYGAY I NEED TO TRAIN MORE FLAT CHESTED UMAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562266672>losing to an ugly hagGet good.>>562266719>>>/trash/
i see the brown jp schizo has woken up
Will the dairy tankers be able to make their A finals delivery?
>trigger 3 greens + focus>groundwork missed witchecki hate itttttt
>ryan run>fast learner>billion hints from inspiration>billion hints from races>2800 skill points>SS>most dogshit sparks imaginableevery time
>>562266838
>>562266624With that many good white sparks and blue speed 3*? Easily.
>>562266814>the pantyhose seam
>>562266857B
>>562266879make her flat too
>>562266972
>>562266950Nah, I'd win
>>562266287Borrow Maya for Restless.Replace Nishino with Sirius or MLB SSR Riko is you have her.
>>562267039that wont work on me, i did a modded gay nazi run once in hoi4
>>562266672She has beaten me so bad I got Stockholm Syndrome
>>562266624I put it on the friend finder, 46 grade bonus is really nice and it's literally got as many white sparks as both it's grandparents combined, 16 is fantastic. Very good option to get onto your own bloodlines.It shouldn't sandbag umas too hard either. 9* blue even if you don't really love Guts 3*, Speed and Stam are great. 5 medium 1 long is pretty decent for pink sparks, lots of umas have B long they want A to run those races while wanting to hope for S Medium to hit on inspiration.
>>562266718Hot
>>562267178
Really? Could've at least given my some useful whites or some shit
>>562267247The thing is you want the medium sparks to be on the parent
>>562267281explode faggot
>>562265276half tp so you can do all 5 runs and still have 50 tp left
>>562267231Go listen to her solo if you haven't then
>>562267281EXPLODE
>>562267281shut up faggot
>>562266718This japanese-maiden from Kentucky is way too erotic. She should not be turning me on so easily
>>562267331they really needed to add double tp for this, i havent even gotten half the books yet and i still want all the star pieces
>FOUR>FOUR FUCKING MOOD DOWNS>BEFORE FUCKING HOPELESS STAKESAAAAAAAAGH
Is there any way to do a quick MANT run just to get points for the event? It seems like I need to do like ... 10 runs in two days to get all the hint books if I give up on the carats.
>>562267498Your cupcake stash?!
>>562267498dead run, just do trophy collecting now
>>562267313Yeah it would have been better that way for grinding out Medium aces easily. As a grandparent on another Uma 1 long is probably fine, plenty of umas have B long but aren't looking to get S long. When you're talking about this many white sparks on a single uma you can't be too picky though, you usually don't get the 40+ total white spark monsters without having these high white spark parents on both sides.
>>562267542
>>562267624Damn boy...Erotic.,..
>>562267624
>>562267510hoho....I have just the thing for you...
Better luck next time!
>>562267281fuck your mother
What parents do i want for XOguri in CM12?
>>562266595MY LAST 3 RUNS WERE >0 GOOD LUCK CHARM >0 GOLD HAMMER >0 60% MEGAPHONEHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>562267684>wanting this
>hesitant pace chaser x2>hoguri still wins
>>562267281damare
>>562267876whenever I see these tranny masks I cringe and press [-]
>>562267510It's fucked, man. To get all of the skill books it costs 42,000 coins and you get about 1,800 for 1 run.
>>562267920YWNBAU
>>562267920the anime ones aren't all that goodthe kemono ones however...
>>562268008>>562268008>>562268008Anon's commission edition
sometimes I get too many super megaphones and don't have good turns to use them
>>562268015I mean, I'd fucking hope so, especially the hyper realistic Jap ones.
>>562267975Yeah, I'm going to try something like a minimal run with few races and minimal shopping just to see if I can do a run decently quick, but it's looking grim>>562267771Really pondering it
>>562268189If it works out well please make a post about it.
