/bgg/ - Baldur's Gate GeneralA HANDSOME YOUNGER MAN Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>562095642
first for...let's see..hmmm..that one game larian is working on after bg3...yup first for divinity!
>>562323463GORTASH IS UGLY, GREASY AND HAIRY
hag love
Gorion's Ward once said:Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI play with lots of mods onI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou can't Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarves
>>562323791for the 50th time there's nothing wrong with early threads as long as it's near bump limit and the previous one reaches 750 posts
>>562324360spamming a bunch of retarded screenshots to fill out the remaining posts is gay though
>>562324636strange that you didn't criticize the prev OP hijacking the thread by not including the pastebin
>>562324706that is also gay. there's a lot of gay shizo shit going on in these threads that are about the game we are all allegedly playing. I will continue to ignore all schizoposting and talk about the game only. Thank you.
Why does everyone play as a human/elf male who fucks Shadowheart
>>562324636I am pretty sure they are n*mefag's screenshots
>>562324706nobody cares about the pasta and it's not like /bgg/ helps newcomers either the schizo literally has a pasta telling people to fuck off
>>562325173wait nevermind I thought you meant the previous OPs tehee!!!!>>562325032they are boring duh
>>562325032>why do people like to play characters that look like them and romance the most normal human-like female in the game?gee I wonder why
>>562325573They should drop what Helia looked like
>>562325860yeah I'd love to see concept arts of her
luv me Gribbo
>>562326121This is one of my favorite exchanges in the game.
>>562325032Lots of people play as human/elf female who fucks Shadowheart
>>562325032
>>562326121zased
This is one of my favorite exhanges in the game.
>>562326489why
>>562325303>they are boring duhi'm trying to find the issue
I like the previous OP better because I got minthara filtered
>>562326404>githyanki nose puts me off>scratching head on how to rizz Shadowheart>Lae'zel: "I have a confession.">have to turn off game to catch my fucking breathAnd that's how I became a diehard Lae'zel fan.
>>562326920>put a blindfold on>wtf i can't see shit
>>562326920I should do that honesty
trvke: shadowheart & laezel would be even more popular if they had a fully animated sex scene like mintharasex brings the big bucks, swen said so
>kill that guy who was trying to find the nightsong cuz hes always a dick to me >all the steel watch and guards get mad>flee combat >every fist -45 approval of us does it even matter they're already dicks but does it actually matter or not
>join Lae'zel to liberate githyanki>Voss calls me she'lakHe's like the fucking unapproving father-in-law you can't win over no matter what.>>562327354>like mintharaWhat about Haarlep? I actually came to Haarlep's scene twice.
>>562321970"Discussion" of Larian's Next Game is obviously still off-topic garbage in /bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General. Weaponizing reports doesn't change this simple fact.>>562322231The romance poll in the OP tells a different story. Shadowheart is still the clear favorite, but the other female romances are fairly close runners-up. If we're going to appeal to popularity, let's at least refer to the collective taste of /bgg/ and not that of the unwashed masses for whom BG3 was possibly their first CRPG. If we're going to be more mature than "my waifu is much more popular than yours," then we might even start something resembling a discussion. Name three things you like about Shadowheart that are non-physical.
>>562327731>I actually came to Haarlep's scene twice.
>>562327776anon you and i both know the swine is hopping IPs, why is that any different with the poll
Who is the worst romance and why is it Lae'zel?
>>562325032I play a drow female who fucks Shadowheart
>>562328113it's wyll actually>terrible design>terrible VA performance>terrible story>terrible romance>no sex scene>virgin >whiny>dumb
>>562328528>it's wyll actuallyredmanletwithhornsaskingwhosthat.jpg
>>562328113Manthara and Halsin
>>562328754They don't count
>>562328698the secret sauce behind a character's popularity is making them look fuckable
>Lae'zel was raised from birth in an evil cult>Shadowheart was kidnapped as a little kid and raised in an evil cult>Wyll made a deal with a devil as a teenager>Karlach was sold to a devil as a teenager
>>562328698
>>562328819>gale was groomed>astarion was groomed
>>562328948flopthara doesn't even have a character render kek
>>562328819>they all suffer from an overbearing female leadership character
>>562328948I like they used a shitty image of Minthara, they don't even care
gale got groomed and diddled too
>>562323847Indeed, indeed.
>>562329145Gods they're so perfect for each other...why... why did it have to be this way
imagine marrying Jaheira and living with her thirty adopted kids
>>562326121>>562326252Love it.
Is Jaheira a high helf-elf or wood or something else?
>>562329404I killed them all after her adopted daughter starts acting like a bitch to me for literally no reason.
Enough lark. Let's get into advanced frogposting.
>>562329709true
proud, regal even
I like 40% of the companions
>>562329950>long long man
Divinity
thread themehttps://youtu.be/1d8xYwcdjgE?si=l4Ooiieg1GlCD9T3
>>562330541I can't wait to see how they'll handle the sex scenes of the undead characters it's going to be hilarious, they will definitely top haha the bear scene
>>562330646I can't wait
what did wyll's failure as a character, romance & companion teach larian?
>>562331132catty gay dudes sell and boring heroes don't
>>562323463I like Gortash's appearance.
>>562331014talented frog
>>562331308I too like final fantasy & anime villains
>>562331132gamers are racist
Divinity Wyll will be better
>>562331383we got enough wylls for a lifetime, give us an asian companion for once or a swedish guy with a funny accent or you know actual fantasy races in the medieval fantasy videogame
>>562331349I thought you said "gnomes are racist" and was like "yeah, that checks out"they're also all gay
>>562331728>they're also all gayjust like bg3 enjoyers
>>562331609as of OS2 lore, Divinity only has seven races: humans, elves, dwarves, imps, orcs, lizards, and undead
>>562332469>one of each>a few extra elves & humans for male/female representation>party is already 50 times more diverse than bg3I'll take it
>>562330541>>562330646>>562331383>>562331609>>562332469Off-topic garbage. Keep the discussion related to Baldur's Gate in the Baldur's Gate general. Merely mentioning BG3 in passing does not mean your shitposts are on topic.
>>562332719don't ever reply to me again
>>562332719hmm nyo
>literally posts a bg3 screenshot>off topic garbage
>bitch about early threads>make an early thread yourselfyou have become what you sought to destroythis is why no one takes you seriously
>rolled 3 dirty 20s and counting trying to sneak into the Mirror of Loss areaFeels bad bros...
>>562333404winning is winning and you lost!
>>562332719kys as usual
>>562333486im an unrelated third party i saw bitching about early threads nonstop and the one time i decide to join in and call it out last thread it turned out to be the guy bitching about early threads the whole timei learned the hard way not to care about early threads because even the people who complain about it will do it so enjoy your early thread war with the guy who wants to vandalize the op because i wont ever try to listen to your kind again
>im an unrelated third party
these threads are pure garbage who cares about the "integrity of the op"
>now move onto "who cares" once you've lost>>562333895>strawmanning the issue as early when the actual issue was the prev OP deviating from the pastebinVERY THOUGHT PROVOKING!
>everyone who does something i dont like is my schizoevery time
>>562334198i saw someone bitching about early threads so i decided to complain about the early threadstake your meds
>first try the Mirror Of Loss>get the free +2Thank you Lady of Loss.
Why, why couldn't I be the only one you yearn forShaddy...
So I'm trying to do a campaign where I have a 12-person party with every class representedTav is a sorcerer, Shadowheart is respec'd as a paladinMod for Alfira for bard, hireling carbon copy of Isobel for clericBut I'm struggling for an in game character to include for monk, either a literal monk or someone who makes a logical respec to monkAny ideas?
>>562326980I go in thinking I’m going to romance someone else, and she hits me with that line and it’s all over. Gets me every time.
>>562328819>lae'zel raised from birth in evil cult with a female ruler >shadowhear kidnapped by an evil woman as a little kid raised in an evil cult to an evil woman>wyll made a deal with an evil woman devil as a teenager>karlach was sold to a evil devil as a teenager, did evil woman things like killing thousands(but trust me only demons trust me ONLY DEMONS JUST TRUST ME) >gale is retarded>asterion was raped by a vampire and lived an evil vampire life (and hes gay so basically a woman) Yep women are the root of all evil based larian BASED
>>562335403>mod for alfira based where shes the only one ive wanted to romance this whole game
>>562336170Alfira is for Lakrissa
>>562335403>monkonly thing I can think is Orpheus' guards. I thought they looked cool
>>562336516no problem I'll kill her
>>562335403>>562336170>mod for Alfira>they don't know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbx5NikcrlA
>>562335260Me polymorhped into Halsin so Shart would have sex with me.
>play as Bard Dark Urge>meet and help Alfira>unconsciously murder her>symbolic killing of your innocence and better naturePottery.
>>562337175you can save her if you knock her outshe'll be replaced by a pantsless dragonborn bard lady instead
>failed the perception check for the button so I was forced to undergo the Mapping>now I am at risk for a 10d12 psychic damage Legendary REACTION any time I so much at look at Viconia>but most of her damage is necroticSo which resistance potion do I pick? Any suggestions? Because she has heavy necrotic damage spells too.
>>562337419Yeah, but I can’t justify that from a roleplay stance, and it lacks the same narrative impact.
I JUST REMEMBERED.The Elixir of Universal Resistance exists.
>resistances don't stack in DnDBooooo.
>have 4462 gold >buy a hat for 220 gold >now i have 401 goldWhat the hell I hate it here
>>562338723Sounds like you weren't paying your taxes. Every true Baldurian should be up to date on their taxes.
>>562333404While it does break etiquette, the primary issue was never creating an early thread, but hijacking the OP to advertise Larian's Next Game (off-topic) and the upcoming HBO show (tangentially related, and a distraction), along with removing the Minthara question, which existed long before Mintharafag. In other words, this thread did not set the precedent that you now bitch about. Maybe the parasite's next stint will be to remove the romance and companion polls - they indicate without a doubt that Minthara was always fairly popular here, and that the non-character was never part of anyone's ideal party.
>>562339689see >>562334417every time i saw the bitching it being early is always what was called outi decided this time i would help out and say that this guy fucking with the op is a problemexcept i did not expect that the guy complaining about early bakes and hijacking would turn around and do an early bakeim just going to ignore the issue from now on you guys can war over the op i just wont give a shit about the quality going forward
>>562340058>it being early is always what was called outincorrect. deviation from the pastebin is the actual issue. i know its important for you to try to control the narrative but early bakes aren't the issue, it's the hijacking of the op and deviation from pastebin
You know what, I'm just done with this general.It's fucking worthless. Not a single valuable post in the entire thread. It's all just schizos self-replying and doing the same ritual posts over and over. This is fucking insanity, and not the cool type, just the lamentable madhouse type.
>>562340992>its important for you to try to control the narrativegod i hate this fucking site sometimes im not your goddamn fucking schizo you inept 30 iq baboonhere >>562095770>>561697782>>5610720463 examples of threads i sawi dont care what you say the issue is im saying the complaining i saw always mentioned early threadsso when i saw an early thread i said hey let me maybe call them out for once instead of sitting around and doing nothingi did not expect the early thread that came out to be the actual correct thread with the proper opgod i fucking hate people who cannot read and cannot listen
If the shitposter schizo didn't remove questions from the op that have been here longer than he has we wouldn't have people making an early thread to put the stuff back before the shitposter made his edited thread. remember where the actual problem began and it's not with the person reacting to the sabotage. idk why this type of retarded schizo shit has to happen here. there's literally a shitposter who revels in making the thread worse on purpose and causing this kind of tangents on purpose. what the fuck is wrong with some people
>>562341452because winning is winning and it is important to not let the bad faith OP hijack the general for his own purpose. If he isn't engaging in good faith, you should be lying cheating and dealing in an underhanded manner when it comes to bad faith OPs since they do not have the common courtesy to do so. being principled and losing is losing no matter what
pookie turned everyone into vampires
the removal of the pastebin is obviously setting up for hijacking for his own purposes because a consistent pastebin is necessary for the continuation of the general, something the prev OP clearly does not wanti can't believe this has to be explained
>>562341624in the first place "winning" and "losing" turns following the rules and maintaining a decent thread into a game with no real winners or loserswe as a thread shouldnt tolerate thatthis thread is already in use and it was meant to correct an issue so im not talking about this one but if someone vandalizes the op we need to just make a new thread and report the bad one and just not use the bad opi dont get why this is so hard its almost like the site is full of peanut brained monkeys
>>562342159I've seen this kind of message so often in my Durge runs. They often say "peace was never an option" in memes but for me this run was more like "violence is the ONLY option".
>>562342142>someone vandalizes the op we need to just make a new thread and report the bad one and just not use the bad opthat failed to materialize four times in a row despite attempts of proper OPs. as pointed out by others he will rush out the last 150 posts or so in order to get the bake in early
>>562342552yeah and even if he does that if we had enough brains to fill an eggcup we would just not use his thread and try to get it deletedhave jannies stopped deleting reported threads since the last time i was here or whator do we not have enough people to get a bad thread deleted
why are you fucking retards arguing about OPs?no one gives a shitno one reads a general's OP besides barely functioning autists who write themall that matters is that you have the previous thread and subjectthis moronic slap fight is more "off topic" than anything you bitch about
>>562342724obviously apathy has taken hold of the general>>561381365>>561697674>>561878064>>562095642four threads where nobody lifted a finger>>562342868t. the bad faith OP
>>562336035sex with evil women
>>562342960Demona de semona(Also her VA is pure sex)
>>562342919>people want to use the thread but its okay if someone fucks with the OP of the thread they want to use because who caresim more than a little disappointed honestlythats fucked
>>562343583sounds like you owe someone an apology
>>562343709if you mean the guy who thought i was his boogeyman fuck himhe can hallucinate an apology for all i careif you mean the p*gposter maybe he wasnt wrong after all
For me, it's listening to 2000s pop punk and emo music while playing the Dark Urge
>>562343910>who thought i was his boogeymanbecause you tried to paint the situation as an early bake problem when the problem was the removal of the pastebin. when you approach the situation with a false narrative it is natural for others to assume malice on your part
>>562342868>implying(some) new people do read the OPsif the OP wasnt important there wouldnt be anything noteworthy in any of the OPs in the generals on this board even if it only helps the odd player passing through then its done its job
>>562344896no you see he's doing his bad faith shit again. bakers come and go but the persistent pastebin is what keeps this general this general. It is a universally agreed standard that every baker should adhere to in order to maintain the quality of any general. The removal of the pastebin simply makes it easier for him to use the OP for his own purposes
>there's drugs in the game that give you Haste that don't cost any sort of resource to consume>due to how buff turns work you have to keep taking it every turn>you go Lethargic as a wind down from the last dose until the next turn when you're Hasted again when the drugs hit your systemHey, this is just like being a junkie irl.
I spoke to Lorroakan. Aylin is now unbugged. I can choose to tell her about his intentions. So I guess Shadowheart's revenge didn't screw me over after all.
:|
>>562348671ignis
>>562339356My wife is on the picture.
>>562349047frogwife froglife
>>562328528reminder that origin wyll is a better character
>>562356754who is that rather dapper looking skeleton might he have a humerus name
>KBM custom section only has around 4 rowsWhy? I don't think controller has a Radial Wheel limit. It seems kind of restrictive.
>>562357950why do you need more than 4 rows?
>>562342552>>562342724>we would just not use his thread and try to get it deletedIT'S. THAT. SIMPLE.>>562327498Because you killed him in a public space. Why didn't you just tell him to go to your camp if he wants his prize?>>562335403Get yourself a hireling and mold him into the laughing monk spirit. Look at him! It shouldn't be hard to replicate his looks just by browsing faces and hairstyles!>>562337968Did you know that's only an elixir in name? In practice it's a potion with a 10 turn duration that co-exists with elixirs just fine. I learned all this from my Orin fight!>>562341437Don't let this shit get to you Anon. Filter what can be filtered, skip what remains and deserves to be skipped. Focus on value whenever it gets posted and contribute whenever you feel like. That's it.>>562345671Terazul being the only useful drug in BG3 was such a disappointment and even that is OP as it stacks with the regular Haste. Why would you even take the others? For shits and giggles?
>>562341437>>562341452>>562341524>>562341624>>562342001autism get a real hobby the crying about a video game forum
To hag is to live.
>>562364238goddamn those are some hot tits
>>562363023This is actually a really clever idea but I didn't go Underdark this playthrough so I never actually met him
i wish there was more dialogue options. I find myself thinking this a lot with this game. I don't trust raphael and im pretty sure freeing this frog prince bitch would just make me die instantly but I dont want to choose between Yes, Yes, or No Fuck You. >>562363023>because you killed him in a public space yeah i know why i got the - rep im just asking if i even need to give a shit about the retarded Fists who are pretty much just dumb bitches, like as in will it actually have any impact or is it just some useless extra system when it comes to non party npcs
>>562364802they are actually saggy with lines its hot i undressed her immediately of course
>>562361973I don't know, what if I want more than 4 rows? I'm the type that prefers to have options even if they will never actually be used.
Is anyone in this game a virgin except my character?
>>562366308imagine mods that gave them more heft which make them sag more and made the veins more visible haha wouldnt that be funny
>>562366728(You) are murdersexual if you are playing Durge, and if you're a Tav Bard there's no way you're a virgin.>anyone elseUmm... Minsc? Maybe? Definitely Wyll.
>>562323847Not giving us a Jaheira romance is the games greatest flaw
>>562366748I wish basedmods would load for me i wanna see what kinda shenannigans of the like i could find
>>562365049Is that a problem because of role-playing reasons? Playing a campaign from the start means you technically haven't met with anybody. I'm just saying. Furthermore nothing stops you from visiting the Underdark this time to get him and his amulet.>>562366165As far as I know Attitude is the same for NPCs as Approval for companions and it only affects trading prices in the final game. That's the closest I can give to an answer as I haven't tested the system myself. What seems to be sure is that BG3 has no global Reputation stat like in the original BG saga or faction reputation like in other RPGs. If you're an advantageous type you can try to stack negative Attitude and see if there's a point where all Fists turn hostile on sight for good. I think the standard for getting caught in a stealing attempt is -45.
>ranger, wizard, cleric, barbarian - tacticianI feel like I'm not even really killing them crazy fast or anything, is it just random when they use these attacks?
>>562371064>apostle fight>free angel bitch >she gets immediately knocked down>gets bullied>flies over and gets swatted off the platform >respawns above the platform >doesnt help at all the entire time Whats so cool about this "daughter" of a "goddess" anyways
>>562329473Um, based
>>562371064>first oneyou either killed him fast or killed the adds as they came upif there are no adds that can reach him he cant do it>secondthe chosen add needs to be alive and able to give him the gear after he marks itsame with above no adds no skill>thirddid you kill her via dialogue because if you keep any amount of gold on you or stand anywhere near the gold scattered about the battlefield she should use this no question as soon as possible
>>562373161>firstI see makes sense I smited those bitches instantly because they're annoying >secondthats interesting he did do that thing where he gave them an instrument multiple times but I guess they just never gave it to him, we were all kind of in a clusterfuck on the stairs so I'm surprised it didnt happen>kill her during dialogue I didnt even know I could do this she just attacked as soon as i walked in the building. The only time i saw any kind of gold was when she threw out some gold landmines or some shit but i just didnt step on them.
>>562373598did you not have any gold in your inventory because she can use that to ohko you
>>562374147I always stay strapped with like 4k but maybe she just didnt do it that time i dunno im sure next time on honor mode she will btfo me or some shit
>>562374621now that you know you can just avoid it if you dont want to experience it or be careful with placement if you doalso all thorms can die via dialogue so you can try that on honor tooyou can even tell yurgir to kill himself but you dont get xp from adds if you do
>>562375336I was trying to do that with the surgeon guy (which one is he) but i failed the dialogue and he was gonna cut my eyes out or some shit kek
>>562375531malus thorm in the house of healingyeah sometimes thats just how the dice rollbetter luck next time
>>562372069Hasted Aylin is super useful for tanking the Apostole. Her AI is poor in terms of enemy selection so nuking the Intellect Devourers right after the Mind Flayer is dead is recommended.>>562371064>firstI don't think he ever did that for me. Though I pay attention to constantly kept the Necromites on their ass and hit them with AoEs if that matters.>secondWyll kept him away from us with upgraded EB, so he had no opportunity to do so. He only got into melee range for the last round of the fight.>thirdIt's always her 1st attack against my char. Probably because I always have a couple thousand G on him. Next time I'll go there penniless!
>cats grace plus reliable talentname a more iconic pair
what's with all the gnomes and being gay? The guy from the cave in, the girl later, the girl in the room before this one, this guy. All gnomes, all gay. Is this just LGBT brownie points in an easy to pass off package or what is there some kind of deep gnome lore as to why they're all gay. This is like at minimum the 4th gay gnome couple i've come across and I'm not even looking for it I just keep noticing it because they constantly say it in a weird way they're always like my *HUSABND* my !*WIFE*! etc. So not only are they gay, they also talk in italics when they're mentioning that they're married to someone the same sex as them
>>562378013perhaps being a gnome is enough to make you gay
>>562378013Gnome culture follows the ancient Greek proverb: women for procreation, men for love, boys for pleasure.
>>562378226Swen would call that based
>>562378718Drow culture is the same, except it's men for procreation and women for love. When Drizzt was a boy his big sister forced him to clean the titties of giant female drow statues and then she tried to fuck him in the graduation ceremony. Drizzt was traumatized and it's no wonder he only had sex with surface elf and human women.
>>562379227>didnt let his hot sister fuck himsounds like a homo
>>562379610Vierna Do'Urden was also one of the few drow who had misgivings about Lolth's toxic influence on them, maybe she could have been redeemed if she and Drizzt actually fucked and ran away together.
I sent my main guy down into plant the runepower bomb. He managed to sneak all the way there. Theres no way I can beat this so I'm gonna plant it and say o7 good soldier. I think this is a fitting end for his heroic deeds. I am only here because I got a nat 20 on the door its destiny. I know i can just revive him at withers or whatever but I don't think that's as sick as him dying in a blaze of glory and hate just to fuck over the steel cuckters thoughts? I think the only problem with this is that i cant have him leave the party so I will just be a 3 person party from now with his grey character portrait? Hmm
oh yeah no fun allowed ill just kill myself >>562380402
>cry about posters>cry about OP>cry about larian>cry about act 3>cry about divinitybut you guys never cry about the state of WYLL RAVENGARD'S story & romanceJUSTICE FOR WYLL
literally who?
>>562380402why not let one of your companions volunteer for the suicide mission they can actually leave the party
hello i am doing my first playthroughi am playing a hexblade warlock. i am level 3. is there any reason to take pact of the blade if i am already a hexblade?
>>562383558You unlock extra melee buffs in level 6 and 11 if I recall right
>>562381732Take the wyllpill
>>562383161Turns out theres a forced fight you have to win. It took me like an hour of kiting but i beat that stupid bitch robot and his 3 stupid bitch robot friends solo. All I have to say is that was gay, and I'm glad i had a small country sized arsenal of various arrows and bombs
>>562383558This is a good and interesting question. The overlap between the two is major but "Pact of the Blade" is the best pact by a great margin and it eventually "outgrows" your Hexblade starting subclass feature by an Extra Attack at level 6. (All pacts get further empowered there, the Extra Attack is the own of PotB.) This is obviously a major DPS boom if you're actively playing in melee range. All in all I'd probably go with "Pact of the Tome" instead. The redundancy is too much for me above and PotT's extended spell list contains some real useful additions to your arsenal.
bg3's director about what makes him direct video gamesvery interesting post imo
>>562386768you posted this already
>>562387176a new thread is a new opportunity to share with my favorite general what mister vincke thinks
>>562386489Technically, Pact of the Blade grants Extra Attack at level 5, not 6. It is, in my opinion, nonnegotiable on a proper Hexblade - though there are always advocates of casting Eldritch Blast for 12 levels. Pact of the Tome's only useful feature would be granting Haste once per long rest at level 5. That is defensible in a vacuum, but not so much if you already have a Wizard or Sorcerer in your party.
Thank you, thank you. Yes, I take requests.
>>562388407>you can play dos2 songs in bg3I hope that we'll get to play bg3 musics in divinity>https://youtu.be/Zj8cCfnP_hQ?si=dQZJTAJiriUujlce
I love talking about larian /bgg/, I love larianI LOVE LARIAAAN
Recommend me good difficulty mods, just finished my 1st honor run (3 or 4th run in general) and the jump from tactician to honor was almost non existent. Inb4 "just play solo", Im not playing a game solo where half of the content and fun is interaction with companions, also all solo runs i watched rely on exploits>wow u kidnaped Gortash and shoved him from a ledge removing entire fight from the game, how fun... i dont get how anyone can enjoy this shit
>>562388714Okay, I chuckled. I'm a sucker for inappropriate humour.
>>562378013the gondians gnomes you save also tell you about her wife for some reason, its just shitty writers virtue singling
>>562323463Sex with Gortash...
>spend all game telling Gale to not become a god>he spoke to Mystra>I can still goad him into trying to become a godI like that a lot of things in this game are never truly fixed until the last possible moment.What do you think, /bgg/?Pros: >it would be funny to do a complete 360Cons: >I have never seen the illusion professor Gale ending
>>562389574Whatever mods you choose to install, make sure to include the d20 initiative mod first.https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1115It's an elegant way of introducing difficulty that is not stat inflation. Also makes Alert less of an "I go first, therefore I win" passive.
banging Mizora is a morally good act
what the fuck
>>562393565I am compelled to agree.
Gale is so fucking stupid, bro>I was stupid chasing power in my youth and ended up with a bomb in my chest, but we should totally take the crown and be stronger than the gods!Wizards and their arrogance
W*zards.
>>562393565Letting her die in the pod is a morally good act
Hag break
>>562397735but your best friend wyll would end up as a hell worm and doomed to suffer forever?
>>562393565>>562397026wrong>>562397735right>>562397845many devils actually start out as lemures he can earn his way back to proper sentience if hes lucky
>>562397948So you managed to create a raging wyll-devil, sounds like an evil act to me.
>>562397948wyll is one manif we could successfully kill mizora many many lives could be savedit is for the greater good assuming she actually dies in the poddoesnt dying outside the hells just send you back anywaydid wyll become a lemure for nothing
Mizora is garbage character who talks and acts like contemporary instagram thot, definition of cancer which plagues modern fantasy.
you can tell that mizora is evil because she doesn't shave her pussy
>>562398556It's a troon signal, same as Nocturne and all the other IMF shit Liarian put in to please their Chinese overlords. You see with the genderbender that Ralphael keeps around that these creatures are male and female both and swap around based on whatever would most promote degeneracy at that moment.
>LiarianShitpost detected. Ignored.
WINrian
>xtwatter screenshot>goysyrup drinker>defending belgish scammersYou can't defend it, I'd dare you to even try.
>scammersShitpost detected. Ignored.
>>562393565I don't need Mizora, I love my wife.
>>562393806What in the Nine Hells is going on here..>>562400994Based.
>>562401346our game of decade
Why do people harp on the bad things the Emperor has done but ignore Omeluum openly telling you that he happily fed a lich souls in exchange for the brains? That’s quite a bit worse than mindfucking one noblewoman and killing a dragon in self-defense.
>>562401796the lich gets the souls, Omelol gets the brains, the lich is evil, not him, why would he leave the brains to waste? He literally does nothing wrong unlike emperor who literally stores people and wants to rule the world
>>562401142whys Alfira showing stomach
>>562401931>He literally does nothing wrongHe's complicit in the murder and harvesting of innocents. That is not "nothing wrong".
just think about it, june 2026, after nothing but slop gets announced, swen shows up and shocks the world, the new astarion breaks tiktok, the new shadowheart breaks twitter, the lizard breaks youtube, larian is back and ready to save WRPGs againfuaaark
>>562402515we are so back
>>562401346>>562401690>>562402515Literally have to turn my mind away from thinking about it, or I get too hyped. Swen's latest tweet doesn't help.
>>562402775this is the third time youve posted this
>>562402512the lich would have given the souls the succ regardless all he does is get their brains >>562402847Swenmania
>>562402775keep posting this and yes
>>562402120Just some mod armor. Btw, technically that was not Alfira but a Orin follower+ doppelganger race mod. It's quite versatile.
>>562393565trvke
>>562402945By allowing the lich to kill those people, he is an accessory to their murders. He is as guilty as the lich was for not trying to stop them.
>>562402945im not against swenposting but posting the same thing over and over and over makes it look like youre just shitposting to piss the autist offthis isnt even the first time ITT you have posted this >>562386768
Divinity Astarion
>>562403669I didn't repost it though pinky promise>>562403746tumblr's darling
>>562403830im fine with it i guess just mix it up is all im askingif i open a swenpost it would be nice if it wasnt one i already read three times
their new astarion will be even more toxic and he'll rape NotTav in one of the bad endings I'm calling it now
>>562402847>>562402945>>562403669Look at the date. The posts are clearly from different time zones.
I hope new Astarion is a buxom woman.
wyll 2.0think about it
Divinity Gale
>>562401142Any issues with having that many party members?
>>562404614not him but yeahi play with just 1 extra party member and yet they still somehow find inventive ways to walk off the map or glitch through terrainthe game really doesnt like having more than 3 companions
>>562404614Some areas aren't really designed for large groups so sometimes pathfinding isn't as smooth.Loading times bewteen areas if you split the party are kind fo weird, but the game handles it well.Also well, you shouldnt minmax when you have that many followers.
>>562404614I played once with larger party and only issue was in Underdark during the boat ride, otherwise i didnt have any issues. Of course game was much easier then
>I play bg3 for the combat
>>562404362or just someone who doesn't sleep. someone who lives for /bgg/
>>562405957Correct. DnD dice rolling is fun.
>>562405957I do
is there any reason Karlach couldn’t just chill in the House of Hope until the engine can be sorted to work on the normal plane?
>>562393806>sloppedfrog
>>562405957turn BASED > real time with cringe
>>562410975Technically no, but high ranking devils of Zariel's court are known to visit it, so if she wants to avoid giving up her location it isn't the most secretive one in Avernus.
>>562410975Its not a nice place to hang out
>>562412573it seems alright, hope is perfectly capable of defending it hersellf
I'm ready to start my first modded BG3 campaign, what do you recommend for classes, etc. /bgg/???
>>562413062any class that has longstriders
>>562413062Idk I was about to do the same. Right now I was planning on >10/1/1 sword bard>6/6 shadowblade sorcadin>9/2/1 revorb clericBut I'm not sure of the 4th slot. Leaning 9/3 OH monk for easy gear compatibility. But I'm also considering swapping the sorcadin to 11/1 EK, changing the cleric out for some kind of lore bard, and maybe trading the sword bard out for a 11/1 hunter or gloomsin. Still not sure what the 4th spot is in that case. I *should* think about a more dedicated arcane caster but I kinda hate main sorc builds.
>>562412703this is a joke right
>>562402847This is what the parasite has to offer. Its spam (>>562386768, >>562388714, >>562400019, >>562402515, >>562404183, >>562404538) is not even filterable for the most part. (I could list more, but the system then ironically thinks my post is spam.) It shits up threads with off-topic garbage and zero-effort shitposts, then whines about the namefag ruining generals. >>562404614It obviously breaks immersion and roleplaying. Some narrative beats - such as freeing the prisoners of Moonrise and then escaping on that boat - imply a relatively small party, not an entire circus troupe. Not that a worthless cheater and attention whore like the swine cares. The question is whether you're closer to a human being or a pig.
>>562415501k i l l y o u r s e l f
>>562415501That's a good point, yeah. Maybe I just roll the same party I always do of shart astarion and frog.
>>562415501>Some narrative beats - such as freeing the prisoners of Moonrise and then escaping on that boat - imply a relatively small party, not an entire circus troupe. who gives a shit lmao it's a video game let the guy play with as many characters as he wants
>>562415501>breaks immersion and roleplayingdo not ignore that "leaving characters at camp" is very likely a non-canon balancing choicethe same way the goblin camp isnt actually made up of only 30 odd goblins and friendsit breaks the game from a gameplay perspective but having a large entourage is only immersion/roleplay breaking in a scant few scenarios
>>562415867>>562415957>>562416449why do you respond seriously to him?
>>562417469I'm drawing a meme rn and I shitpost when taking a break I haven't taken this general seriously for years
>>562415957>who gives a shit about roleplaying in a roleplaying gameA thought-provoking question. Gameplay and narrative are inherently intertwined in a CRPG. If there is no narrative to speak of, then the game becomes a series of fights akin to a dungeon crawler or an ARPG. If there is no gameplay to speak of, then the narrative falls flat. The dramatic showdown against the Apostle of Myrkul is meaningless if the player can just press a button to win. A player cannot undermine the gameplay with a party size of 12 without also undermining the narrative. In short, there needs to be stakes for meaningful gameplay or meaningful narrative. The average person understands this intuitively. Perhaps therein lies the difference between a human player and an attention-seeking swine. Don't forget to compliment the pigslop.
>no option to tell Empy that you only went to the House of Hope to smash your stalker’s smug smile in and make him choke to death on his own teethsevere oversight to make it where all dialogue options say you don’t trust him
>>562419006I don't care I still think that people are allowed to mod their game however they want and that game balance should be fluid in crpgs some games should remain hard like fromsoftware games
>>562419006die
>>562419285>game balance should be fluidlarian introduced custom difficulty for that exact reason
>>562419368I know right? they literally made easy mode easier because people kept dying even on the lowest difficulty
>point out that narrative isnt broken by modding in a bunch of characters>conveniently ignoredreally chimis my chongasmaybe they were right about you just being a shitposter after all
NOO YOU CAN'T PLAY THE GAME DIFFERENTLY FROM MEE
>>562420264>all cosmetics like dice skins, hair, clothes, faces, etc.Don't look unless you have a strong will, this is not for the faint of heart.I only started using mods from my current playthrough too. Imagine if I'd been modding since the very beginning. I would have 300+ cosmetic mods.
>>562332957>>562333064>>562333585samefag
>>562421502What're the best head and clothing mods?
>>562421739I can really only talk about the kind of stuff I picked out, which was really just all the highly downloaded items off mod.io and Nexus. I would definitely recommend costumes done by Skirbie though, as their costumes come in two sizes: normal breast size and mommy milkers breast size. Some even have "physics" versions which just means they jiggle like Jello when you move.I'm going to have to do all my future playthroughs with mods on to really sample all of the cosmetic options that become available via mods.
One last gust of Weave. One last gale to end them all.
>>562421602
>>562421739I'm currently using "Soleil" from this https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/15790
>>562422708>Balenciaga's Gate
>>562423476The head has colored lips in a lipstick style I really like where it's colored in the middle but not the sides
>>562423476
>>562424168not cool
>>562424168wyll looked better as a woman with fat tits
>>562422708these faces look awesome they look way better than the vanilla tieflings I swear it feels like they used random people they found on the street as references sometimes, so many faces are just so...plain
>>562335024reminds me of that well in the haunted town in the sims 4
>>562422482gottem
>>562424437
>>562425272sighs
>>562425272based
>>562425272id love to see her in modded slutwear
swen called laezel an evil character
It's pretty easy to understand that to play a game differently from the norm, you need to have a mindset capable of opening yourself to new ideas, experimenting, and breaking free from a pattern.Sneak mission to Moonrise? Infiltrate from the piers, leave some characters out on guard, send the others in stealthily and make Wulbren, Minthara, and the others escape.Want to talk to Gortash? Wyll, Karlach, and Tav are at Wyrm's Rock while the rest of the gang is shopping in the lower city and get stuck in Ramazith tower. There's no limit to your imagination, in theory.It's clear that playing like this isn't for everyone, everyone finds their fun in different ways, but it's incredible that the game allows you to do so. Almost as if... as if you were playing some sort of role-playing game.
>>5624263262018 btw, it's so interesting to see how they create their characters we need a bg3 documentary >>562426484I agree
>>562426551is there any more of these
>>562426698swen doesn't want to share the rest of the crew for some reason, maybe it shows cut companions, maybe he's not in the office anymore idk
>>562426838waa
>>562410975She don't want to.
>>562410975She isn't intelligent enough to comprehend that as an option.
>>562429051add wyll and you got the 4 horsemen of the wasted bg3 party slots
>>562425272it's really funny how hot his clothes look on a woman's body
they NEED to cast Neil he's literally the biggest reason astarion is so iconic
>>562429603Neil is unironically the best voice actor in the game, and it's not even close. Recasting him would be a crime.
>>562429603Hes too ugly to play Astarion in live action. If they keeping it animated he can stay
Haven't played in a while and never romanced either of these, so help me decide which. >female tav romancing astarion>male tav romancing minthara
>>562429805he also mocapped him, every single gesture & poses astarion does were his idea>>562430108there's no way they can find someone that sounds or moves like Neil, that's a much bigger deal than just not looking like him, casting a hollywood twink as astarion would just make him look & act cringe
>>562430612>female tav romancing astarionthis this this this
>>562430660ugh Neil is ugly, that image is proof
>>562430612Neither, kill it with a stake to the heart.
>>562430949I'm going to be honest astarion is just as unattractive imo
I wonder what it must be like to be Astarion, eternally stuck at the precipice of twink death
>>562419696I already sort of addressed your point in my previous post, but I can repeat myself. Of course, the average person also understands that a party size of four is ultimately arbitrary, narratively speaking. Leaving Astarion at camp is not justified because a party of four is discreet, but a party of five is drawing too much attention. Jaheira can temporarily join the party during the assault on Moonrise without violating a diegetic law that states our party of heroes must never exceed four members. In BG1 and BG2, the party size was six. I never claimed that gameplay and narrative are in perfect harmony at all times - only that they should not be considered separate from one another. It's about the difference between the honest player who respects the narrative and the worthless cheating swine that decides to spam its pigslop in a bid for attention. "Modding in a bunch of characters" is not respecting the narrative. It is prioritizing personal "fun" - and what fun could be derived from dishonest gameplay is highly questionable - over everything else. The screenshots I posted are not indicative of roleplaying - they are proof of the swine's cheating. The swine, unsurprisingly, now changes its justification to a moronic "just ignore the narrative as it is presented to you and make up your own." It is dishonest and stupid. So, to repeat myself, are you closer to a human being or a pig?
>>562431141Neil is extra ugly with sunken in eyes.
>>562429805>Neil is unironically the best voice actor in the game
>>562431350You're silly, that's silly.
>>562431236Who did you steal these screenshots from. BG1/BG2 should are off-topic btw
>>562431308>with sunken in eyes.that's a good thing for someone playing a walking corpse>>562431350solid top 2
>>562431476>BG1/BG2 should are off-topic btwTrvke
>>562431234Thats called twinklight
>>562431514>Jaheira and Manthara say he's pretty!>No he's ugly as his voice actor!Yeah uh huh
What about that "sit this one out" mod?
>>562431476>BG1/BG2 should are off-topic btw100%, the only times people bring up theses games is to call them shit, old, slop or to bitch about how ruined some of its characters became in act 3>>562431839the whole camp claims that halsin is hot and astarion and shadowheart find wyll hot, that's not an argument, I find all of these characters ugly as fuck
>>562426484Don't care for Wyll's beard, but smashing party otherwise.
Timtim Chalamet as wyll bg3think about it
Make Laezel and Minthara black for the show
>>562432819>HBO, why'd you make the evil companions black?
>>562432943we need more black villains
this otherwise good game has too many forced romance bullshit. I have never once showed interest in gale, halsin, the mind flayer guy, lae'zel, anyone at all but they all constantly keep coming on to me. It's retarded and takes me wholly out of the game. Is there a mod that removes all romance scenes especially ones you didn't even have any semblance of starting? This retard also tried to kiss me while in his dream guardian form so basically hes like trying to astral rape me or some shit im gonna have to consult /x/ about this
>>562434740https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5922?tab=filesI use this one, had the same problem. It's very distracting from the game because it's generally out of nowhere and also incredibly cringe.
Did they ever buff four elements monk?
>>562435106compared to the dnd version? definitelyafter the release? no>>562434740yeah I hate the way characters initiate the romances in this game this is why we really needed a friendship gauge too
Help me choose between Shart and Minthy.
>>562435419https://youtu.be/IyWzHMFi4sE
here we go again
where are we going?
>>562435794To Baldur's Gate
Laezel is just green Juhani
>>562434740Who
>>562436225Juhani was a dyke with no content.
>>562436410>red hair>pussy hairhard pass every time
>>562436410licking Mizora's arsehole
>>562437146based & swenpilled>>562436485cringe & wyllpilled
>>562437146signaling homosexuality
Mizora was underutilized
turns out shart is indeed a deviant
>>562439151ai generated saarslop starring two trannies
>>562439002she was way more interesting than wyll, a demon obsessed with the laws of hell & zariel is way cooler than whatever the fuck wyll was supposed to be
>>562439931trve!
Happy frog and her hot half-elf girlfriend.
>>562441468not canonshart is made for karlach's futa cock
>>562441679Mine is the only canon that matters, and Shart gets frog’d.
Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if most of you died. I suspect it would be a better place. The people pretending to like laezel especially.
>froggers having the time of their lives posting cute frogs>sharter wishing death upon otherswhy are they like this
Minthara is bi and finds astarion & gale hotdiscuss
>>562431938sit this one out 2 is a good mod if you want to have everyone in the party but dont want to overpower encounters/want to customize encounters by not always bringing the same 3 companions to every fight
>>562442756They hate us ‘cause they ain’t us.
>>562442643based>>562443225nothing to discuss, its trvth
>>562434740>unable to just say no to themyoure saying that it is immersion breaking for people who spend time in close proximity constantly saving each others lives to develop feelings deeper than friendshipare you perhaps autistic
>>562443225>GaleThe W*zard? I doubt she has enough of a properly formed opinion of him to say he's attractive or not. That would require acknowledging that a w*zard is worth knowing and will NOT end up killing themselves. Gale literally has a suicide bomb in his chest.
>>562443365Thanks. I'm gonna try that out. Idk about using literally all companions the whole time, but I do wanna travel around act 1 with most of the ones available. To me it makes sense that the tadpole'd are working together, at least until last light inn. I'd imagine there we'd see some of the party stay to keep watch. Realistically, I'd also expect some to leave the party to do their own thing, but I'm not sure how that'd play out.
>>562443558he's right though, having every single companion try to get in your pants the second your approval is high enough is retarded and it's legit ridiculous in act 3 when the emperor & mizora try to bang you because you're just that amazing I guess
>>562443835unfortunately even if you have a bunch of characters still only 3 people participate in dialoguetheres a different mod thats no longer maintained called everyone in dialogue 2 which has an override for that so everyone will chime in where possible (but only 3 will be voiced even if they all have voice lines)i say no longer maintained because another anon itt claimed it stopped working as soon as they left the wilderness and entered the triela crags area (act 1.5) so be careful with your save if you want to use it once you leave the first act 1 area
>>562443558I think you may be the autist if you missed the point about how random and forced it is. Your point especially makes no sense with the emperor who is just lying and trying to manipulate you the entire game then shows up in a dream and is like hehe i rly like u. At the end of the day almost all of the romances are like that. You show absolutely zero interest in any of them and suddenly one day they confess their love for you and shit. In summary it all feels really cringe and forced like as if it was all either added last second or given zero thought as to how it comes about.
>>562444484>Your point especially makes no sense with the emperor who is just lying and trying to manipulate you the entire game then shows up in a dream and is like hehe i rly like uits almost like he knows he's running out of manipulation tricks and has to resort to base pleasure
>>562443892the emperor is trying to manipulate you its in charactermizora is a devil and is rewarding you for keeping wyll in line as evidenced by the fact that you dont get to have sex with mizora if you help wyll to break the pactthe other companions are so you get a chance to pick the one you want trying to make it seem more natural instead of "i decide that i want this npc to date my character" its meant to make them seem more alive like people with their own preferences being unable to accept these facts means you guys may be autistic
>>562443365This reminded me of why i killed karlach>bring karlach>she interjects in every dialogue even when it has nothing to do with her>for some reason she is constantly making quips or mentioning some dumb shit almost every time someone speaks Was she the devs self insert or something
>>562443892I hate the Act 1 Tiefling party for this reason. Every companion except the one I pick is pissy that I won’t fuck them.
>>562444672also to clarify i know you said overpower encounters but it made me think of her overpowering dialogues
>unable to simply say no im not interested and move oni forgot i was on 4chan where im 10x more likely to run into autisticsapologies for insulting you all by saying you can just ignore it
>>562444571that's a headcanon, people find squids disgusting he would have used his avatar form if he actually tried to use sex to manipulate you, it's pure fanservice for emperor fans>>562444647>>the emperor is trying to manipulate you its in character^^^^^>mizora is a devil and is rewarding you for keeping wyll in line as evidenced by the fact that you dont get to have sex with mizora if you help wyll to break the pactyou do though, the flags are a bit messy and it's hard to pull of off, still, it's lame fan service you barely know the character and she wants to bang you because she's objectively hot, bleh, lame>the other companions are so you get a chance to pick the one you want trying to make it seem more natural instead of "i decide that i want this npc to date my character" its meant to make them seem more alive like people with their own preferencesthen they did a terrible job at it, helping wyll with mizora shouldn't lead to his garbage dance, it only works with characters like astarion & laezel who view sex & relationships that way, idk why you're pretending that it's an artistic choice or something when even the devs are sad about not having the time to add a platonic path, like, not every interaction should lead to companions shooting their shots, it's cringe and makes it look like a dating sim>being unable to accept these facts means you guys may be autisticok you're clearly projecting>>562444971or maybe dumb idk
>>562444672>>562444727>set up wine date with Shart>talk with Karlach>”Hey, I know you’re close with Shadowheart, but wouldn’t it be great if you dumped her to go talk about how what a miserably deprived coomer I am?”>nah>passive-aggressive Tiefling noises >”Well I won’t be too hot to handle forever, and then you’ll be sorry.”Yeah, fuck you too, Redditlach.
>>562445143>mizorashes a devil its not really out of place to tempt you to fuck especially if you have someone it will upset to see you do that>they did a bad jobits not a great system but its not bad eitheryou can bet the vast majority of people had no problem with it/did not care because it was not a problem thats why i say complaining to the point you want to mod it out is autistic>last partgetting upset at that says more about you just saying
>>562445617>shes a devil its not really out of place to tempt you to fuck especially if you have someone it will upset to see you do thatit's lame fanservice, it leads to nothing and wyll didn't even get a sex scene, again they only did it because they're gooners and it's brought out of nowhere, I would have less beef with it if it only happened because you flirted with her in act 1 & 2 or something, it made bg3 feel like a porn game>you can bet the vast majority of people had no problem with itI don't care about the majority I'm telling you how I feel about it> thats why i say complaining to the point you want to mod it out is autisticnever said that>getting upset at that says more about you just sayingwhatever bro
>>562445617you may have jumped in at the end but this discussion literally started with a request for a mod to remove the romance system >>562434740>its lame fanservice so the entire game then again most normal (neurotypical aka not autistic) people didnt give a shit about it knowing this is what they were getting into when they bought the game >telling me how you feeland im telling you you may be on the spectrum for having such a problem with a video game romance system being TOO accommodating to players
>>562328948So this game has telemetry that increments kiss counters on some external database?Anyway Minthara's numbers can be explained with the fact you basically have to take the evil route and she can be a companion in later chapters.
>>562446328>clicked the wrong post kek my bad meant for >>562445917
>reach Act 3>hit level cap>lose all drive to keep playingI wish they kept the system from D:OS2 where they put a soft cap on leveling once you hit the cap and you can still get at least one extra level up once you hit the last section of the game. I feel like there's nothing else for me to shoot for.
Mohg lord of blood
>>562442756It's easy to win when you post frogs.
>>562446686>horn in eyeeurgh
>>562446686ouchie
>>562446686now post miquella
>>562446952he'd be one of those korean twink tavs you see on the nexus
>>562446686if you think about it, sleeping in the same bed with a tiefling is dangerousespecially if they roll over in their sleep
>>562446686>>562447248>post girls>characters are dudesevery time>>562446669theres a shit ton amount of XP in Act 3 it doesnt really make fucking sense to cap the level at 12, if notThe only justification is that having a level 20 cap would have been complex for the developers, combat balancing, being able to translate spells/actions in a faithful yet fun way, etc.Thank Gods all of this is solved by modsdo yourself a favor and download the level 20 cap>>562448096how the fuck they can sleep and feel rested with those horns is beyond me, at least elves dont really have to lie down
>>562448096cute
>>562448096>pointy nails>horns>spiky tailspooky
>>562445143>then they did a terrible job at it That's pretty much what I'm (>>562444484) getting at with my (>>562434740) posts in general. It's just shittily done and feels retarded with the rest of the plot, I've turned them down every time, never spoken to them outside of story beats, etc.
>>562445617>Nyooo you have to accept it even if it's bad wanting to mod it out because it's retarded and ruins immersion is autistic!!idk what to tell ya bud
all of you are autistic and complain about every single in the game being ""wrong""
>>562448921>complain about one thing ever>YOURE ALL COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING I don't really give a shit what anyone else complained about, I made a simple statement you can disagree with it that's perfectly fine. You are wrong though
>>562449091Its never one thing with you "people"
>>562448830>ruins immersionmaybe to an autist>i hate an inconsequential feature so much i want to mod it outyes that is autismjust accept it and move on
>>562448096Depends on the horns really, if they don't protrude too much sideways and the tips don't protrude forward it should be comfortable.
>moving items between characters on KBM Okay, this is so much better than controller. Even if controller has a better response time when exiting turn based mode and immediately warping to a waypoint. I am slowly coming around to the idea of KBM.
>>562450029it's interesting that it upsets you so much that you feel the need to project about your mental tribulations. I will mod it out of my game and there's nothing you can do to stop that. I can only assume you must be a dev who worked on this system to be so adamant about defending it. Your system sucks. It's bad. I will remove it with mods.
>>562450658autism alert WHEE WOOO!!
sex with mizora
>>562450658>physically incapable of just saying yeah im an autist and i will remove the systemand im supposed to be the upset onedo whatever you want i could not care lessobserving autism in action is part of why i visit this site so this was time well spent for me
>>562450223she looks like she gets her feet massaged
Look to the history of these realms; it is not the devils, but the GODS who sunder, wreck, and ruin.It is the GODS who instigate each new crisis.
>>562451230It's usually the Dead Three who used to be mortals, blame Jergal for giving them their powers.
>>562451247>THE BLADEwyll will always be the funniest companion
Take the Wyllpill
>>562448214>elves what if some elves, like humans, had the ability to move their earsdrooping them when they’re sad and perking them up when they’re excited?cuute aaw
>>562448214In D:OS2 they knew you'd get to the level cap in the final act so they just massive upped the XP requirement for every level past the cap. You could technically still level up, but were unlikely to accrue too many extra levels due to the hard scaling. It's not part of the DnD framework but BG3 could have easily done this or just changed the overall game's scaling so you don't cap out in Act 3 with more than 75% of the Act left to do.
>>562451053>i could not care less>makes 40 posts about how much they don't care who do you think you're fooling pal. I will remove the feature. It is bad.
>>562431476>Who did you steal these screenshots from.https://arch.b4k.dev/vrpg/search/text/firkraag/filter/text/width/1920/height/1080/>BG1/BG2 should are off-topic btwMaybe if you're a parasite with no knowledge of the classics. Regardless, I only mentioned these games to explain that adherence to a strict party size is not my point. Whether it's six party members in BG2 or four in BG3, the narrative is the deciding factor. And since gameplay and narrative are intertwined, it follows that a game balanced around a party of four cannot accommodate a party double or triple that size. You should proofread your posts, by the way.>>562444484>At the end of the day almost all of the romances are like that. You show absolutely zero interest in any of them and suddenly one day they confess their love for you and shit. Every romance is a little bit different. Shadowheart wants to take it slow with a wine date. Lae'zel and Minthara are aggressively physical from the start. Karlach is touch-starved but also makes sure to show appreciation for who the player character is. The manners the romances start inform about the companions and their personalities. I wouldn't call them forced or tacked-on because you cynically think the game just tried to pander with romance and sex. Having everyone suddenly proposition you within a week of knowing them when you're not into that can understandably come off as intrusive, but the circumstances of your situation can reasonably spark curiosity and genuine interest. Headcanoning that the interest or flirting started with the player character is not particularly difficult either. Repeated glances or personal questions could certainly be interpreted that way - and mechanically often are, in the form of gained approval. Imagine if fanfiction considered the romance starting only at the tiefling party.
>haha remove the feature if its so bad >NO NOT LIKE THAT AUUGGGHGHGHGHh
>>562452575I dont disagree but I do not like it so I will remove it because I think it sucks. I would call them tacked on or forced when it happens with 0 interaction for example the mindflayer turning him down every time even in dream form still trying to get it. Same with halsin though i'd say halsin is just the worst in general about this
>>562452480i dont care about what you doi do care about calling you autistic for itgo ahead and remove it i know autistics have particular needs that need to be met or you start suffering
>classicsBG1/2 is NOT DnD and therefore I will not play those games. BG3 is a faithful recreation of the DnD system and so I will play this game. BG1/2 is off-topic.
>>562452027There's apparently enough exp to hit like 17-18. D&D heavily breaks down at those levels, but they could have made 13 or 14 possible, with drastically more exp needed to hit them. Or make a sort of prestige/paragon level or something that just increases proficiency bonus and HP.
>>562453020>BG3 is a faithful recreation of the DnD systemLol
>>562453037>I could have potentially accrued enough EXP/levels to the point that I could cast WishImagine...
>i dont care >but i do yeah we know schizo
>>562453129What DnD campaign doesn't have some homebrew?A boring campaign, that's what.
>wahhh schizoman you really are mad at being called autistic huh
>>562451538Please no, Mr. Blade! I don’t want the Wyllpill!
>>562452575kill yourself
>>562453724>>562452879>>562448921>>562446328>>562444971>>562444647>>562443558now this is autism
>>562443384>>562446716she's so cute
Is that a ROMANCE SCENE? AAAIIIEEEEE NO REMOVE IT NOW NOW NOW I DON'T LIKE THIS NOOOOOOOO
>>562454378Frogposting is so much better than whatever those losers are babbling about above.
>>562454872>FROGGED
>>562448096Great pic.
>needed to spare Dammon to get the 20 AC Heavy Armour in Act 3>only upgrade that isn't Raphael's gear is the set Ravengard is wearingI'm so sorry Ulder, it's not you. It's me.
>>562450223Neck pillows are a must for tieflings. Especially the ones with those curled ram horns.
It's really interesting how someone can passively mention they think a system is lackluster and it makes someone so upset
its interesting to me that someone can seethe over a romance system so badly that they want to remove all mention of it
>>562456262You are frog
>>562456262I am yours.
>>562458924This pretty much. What a waste of 50 posts. God forbid someone talk about the game
Love is no domain of mine. But it is often cited as the purpose of mortal life. Wherefore turnst thou from it?
>>562459102Cute helf.
>>562458924>>562459097absolutely seething
(WARNING: This image contains objectionable content such as: ROMANCE, and has thus been censored.)(trigger warning) (content warning)
>>562459097Yeah they're retarded but best to ignore the fag or it will go on forever even though no one actually cares.
>>562460467good post!!
>>562459102my love life is no business of yours skeleton
>>562458924svshizo not going to like this
>>562459097>>562460872"i-i just want to talk about the game"your posts contributed nothing of valueall you did was say "romance cringe"
>>562461185Thanks!!
I'd pay real money for the favella teens that make up the majority of this board and site now to learn a new word.>schizo>autistic>schizo>autistic>schizo>autisticday in and day fucking out
I haven't touched this game in years. Is Karlach's romance still shit?
>>562463735always has been
>>562463818Eh that sucks. I thought they improved the shittier romances like Minthara and Karlach in one of the patches.
>>562463386hits too close to home huh?
>>562463735they added a better ending for her with you
>>562464078no, it's just fucking gay to see the same brainless garbage every day in every thread on every board, if you're going to be a faggot all day at least put some creativity into it
:(
>>562464461Stab her.
>>562460467we need more Astarion posts here
>>562464461knife it
>>562464461Minthara is lonely.
If the Dark Urge was crafted from a hunk of Bhaal's own corpse meat, how does it have a mortal soul?
>>562465492How does anyone?
I heard we like Frogs in this general
>>562470971you heard correctly
>>562470971We sure do. Here's a complimentary frog.
i wonder what bgg was like when frogposters did not make up 50% of the remaining anons
i dream of a /bgg/ when its 100% frogs
>>562471542In some ways better, because not every post was zoomoid discord refugees pretending to like an ugly frog for contrarian points. In some ways worse because there were normal people being harassed by those same zoomoid discord refugees. What you're seeing now is the element of /bgg/ that can't leave, because they are and were here 24/7 and have become addicted to shitposting and gayness.
>>562471847>contrarianMy adoration for Lae’zel of Crèche K’llir is quite sincere. I know the concept of sincerity is a bit difficult to grasp for your rotted zoomer brain, so I’ll be patient with your deficiencies.
>>562471542The cream rises to the top
>>562471847>pretending to likeyou who installed the really shart mod will never understand
Replaying for the first time in a year or so, this is also my Divinity waiting room
>>562472482C U T E
>>562471542its the same person
>>562472758
>>562472758It's not, they have a little online gloryhole they coordinate from, this is just the latest in a very long line of shitposting tactics.
>>562472758>>562473027Is everyone who likes something you don't like coordinating from a discord or trying to fool you?You should go talk to an adult
>>562473027while I find the toadcels repulsive its not discord
>>562472758>>562473027Or, orrrrr, get this, there might be more than one person in the world who shares tastes in video game women. Crazy, I know.
>>562473247cute frog <3
>>562473334Yes yes, you’re very edgy. I’m sure it impresses your boyfriend.
The iron forged, unbreakable monogamy of Frog confuses and enrages the sharties
>>562473445edgy? did you play bg3 and cry when people got killed violently ingame
>>562473198Didn't say it was. "Discord" is shorthand for any offsite coordination. They use gay soijak sites, encrypted messaging apps, etc.
>>562473692>they actually believe this
>>562473941i dont fault him for it the frogposters are definitely here enough to make it seem that way
>>562475508The gobbos in BG3 are the perfect fix of feral/nasty and sexy... Sazza romance when
>>562475665I want a Gribbo romance
>>562475665>Sazza romancereminder that Sazza's a two-faced little rat who wants you to be stabbed to death as a reward for saving her until she finds out you're a True Soul
>>562476015I didn't say I wanted to marry the little shit, just want her as an onahole for a new nights
>>562476015>Durge is also a murderhoboA match made in heaven.
>>562476426ugh
why.... why did you have to choose the druid over meShaddy...
>>562477698Chk. As if that dumb brute of a Druid could have won that shadowed heart.
>"Sh.. Shadowheart? Shaddy?">She sighs a little, polite but annoyed by the interruption, "Yes, Tav, what is it? You know it takes longer with interruptions">"Wh-why do you .. um... taste like Goodberry...?">"Erm, new soap I suppose now please get back to work">she goes back to obviously casting a Sending spell to someone while you continue to lick her 'down there'
>>562478051A ghaik worm has eaten this one’s brain.
>>562477929Huh?
>Huh?
>>562478282Shartcest
Gribbo companion and romance
>>562478282What?
>>562478468Volo, what are you doing here?
Guys this is insane but hear me out. If you say this outloud then the next time you sleep you'll actually go into the game and for a little bit you can be with Her.I'm not even fucking kidding, I was skeptic too about it at first, but I did it yesterday and it seriously worked. I'm doing it again tonight.Here it is, you're welcome:Shadowheart, Shadowheart, Let us never be apart.Shadowheart, Shadowheart, Now the spell begins to start.(Take a quick inhale from your nose then let it out in a series of audible puffs like "huh huh")When we meet in the secret placeNot just a dream, I can touch your face.(Breathe in audibly from your mouth before saying Her name each time here, and exhale completely while saying Her name):Shadowheart Shadowheart ShadowheartAlso you need to have the game running and be in dialogue with her when you sleep.If you want to post a vocaroo I can give some coaching tips otherwise good luck, it's so crazy that this works
Wyll.
>>562478697
Gale gets wormed and what's left of his magic talent that the orb hasn't already eaten is drained and Mystra and Elminster barely care, but you know if Volo's dumb ass managed to get wormed, they'd pull out all the stops to save him
Swencest
>>562479160Gale, my boy…kill yourself.
>>562478434>>562478489How many Sharts are in that save?
>>562479160muh Weave anchor.I still don't know why this is necessary. Is it to prevent Karsus' Folly from reoccurring? But she already banned high level spells.
mystra was probably grooming another child prodigy into her boy toy while gale was wondering if he should kill himself for her
>giving a late night butt massage to Shadowheart>hear a rustling outside and Gale mumbling about plants loud enough to make sure we hear>look up, he's directly looking at us through a window>Shadowheart mouths "what the fuck" to me>confront him about it later so things aren't weird. >he smirks and squeezes my shoulder a few times, says he "forgives me">later he's organizing ingredients while I look through our supplies>"... that's an often misunderstood aspect of hyena ears, here take a look at this specimen">turn to see his ballsack sticking out of his robe, pressing it flat to look like a "hyena ear">he just stares at me smiling like he's won something>"Yep, good one Gale, got me again"Why am I travelling with this literal sex offender
>>562479367It's actually two different saves, there's two in each. I'll have to do three sometime.
who are the good guys in bg3?
>>562479485the fucking retard woke up anti-weave and shoved it in himselfthe orb has Karsus's hunger for power and wants to eat all magic Mystra says that the only reason it hasn't eaten all of Gale yet is because she's drip-feeding it pure weave to spare the egotistical moron """archmage""" who played with shit he didn't know anything about
>>562479854The Zhentarim
>>562479773Fucking wizards, man.
>>562479826>Unlimited Shart WorksYou're going to end up with a 4 man all Cleric run of only Sharts.
>>562479826>TWO CUTE FROGS!!!!??!??
>>562479938No no, I mean Volo. Why does he get to be a snowflake magic man when he's not even a wizard. Did Mystra think it would be funny?
>>562480538>when he's not even a wizard.he is though, he even created a few spells
>>562480538>he's not even a wizardVolo IS a wizardhe's just a level one shitter who sucks at it
>>562480538Yeah, Mystra thought it would be funny.
>>562481118tbf if I was the goddess of magic and there was this bumbling idiot mage who is bad at literally everything he tries to do, I'd probably make him one of my champions for the fun of it too
>>562480738>spellsThis I need to see.
>Volo made magic for a false eye Why didn't we get this as an item instead of the Ersatz Eye?
>>562482080>When cast, the spell removed strong smells of any foul gas within 10feet (3meters) from the caster. After being cast, the spell continually cleared the air around the caster for one minute and moved with them. As the spellcaster grew in arcane power the Volo's flatus nullifier extended its duration. The spell affected such stenches as strong perfumes, skunk sprays, flatuses, and other similar aromas.[1]
>>562482426>he made feather fall but for handheld items, potentially including weaponsThat's... actually not that bad.
>killed karlach>killed lae'zel >killed wyll>killed asterion>killed minthara>killed kagha>killed mayrina>killed the hag>killed halsinyep. it's gamin time.
>>562483771is this the certified durge playthrough i heard about
>>562484008I never played as Tav yet Everyone except mayrina and karlach actually happened pretty naturally I chose to kill those two
>>562483771>killed wyllnooo not......wyll
>>562484195behold through the power of mods a LIKABLE and INTERESTING version of wyll has been createdsee >>562425272
>>562485497that wyll looks way more complex & layered
this character is a walking shitpost
>>562487796what the fuck larian
>>562488240>haha gay sex lol xdd
>>562459102should have invited more fuckable companions in your camp boneman
https://youtu.be/DnTC2P9kxO8?si=BMy0dYMNxva5oAnNthread theme
>>562488992>W*llposting
we only like big tits female wyll here in /bgg/
>>562487796I've thinking about this for a while but it's funny how wyll never gets these ''haha look at how hot & slutty our male companion is111 we love say gex lol'' unfunny corporate memes, like even gale gets more sexualized they just don't like him or straight up dislike him idk
>>562489834Mizora is the main reason he gets to stay around.
>>562481353Does Volo actually know he's chosen by Mystra?For a human of regular intellect the fact that he hasn't aged for over a century should be a big deal.
>>562489913I feel like even larian agrees
>>562487796The most rapey weird character in the whole game somehow someone at larian had a fetish for strongly coming on to people, ignoring no, and animal sex
Wizard (derogatory)
Divinity(affectionately)
>>562490935Divinity the game or the W*zard attaining divinity?
>>562491661>be a wizard>try to become a god>diedifferent settings same story
>>562480538Elminster is way more of an annoying writer's pet
>>562492204He could be so cool but hes just redditor wizard xdd hes so powerful unimaginable power also he likes... cheese! xdd spork!
>>562492204>Hear this doddering old archmage out m'boy, he's here to ask one (1) favor at the behest of Mystra!
>Gale m'boy>kill yourselfI hate how hilarious this comes off as.
>>5624936201? Or 1 1? Am I seeing double?
So if the orb drained his prodigal powers, can he never become an archmage again? Not even if he becomes one of Mystra's Chosen once again?
>>562493847>prodigalprodigious, even.
it would be sick if going through this portal put you into a fully remastered version of neverwinter nights
>>562493847I was curious about this too when she said it. Knowing that dumb broad she could totally give him his powers back but won't do it because [woman reason]
>>562494085I know one of his endings involves becoming a professor of illusion magic so it kind of sounds like he's just fucked. I kind of hate that, honestly. Knowing that you used to be a high skill wizard and that's all gone because the folly of ambition or actions have consequences or some other dumb realism reason must be awful. No wonder he's after the Crown.
>>562494302>banging a goddess>want to give her the only gift she could never have herself>try to bring back (what you think) is a missing piece of her magic back to her finally after she had been shattered into a bajillion pieces>absolute hell destroys you from the inside out because you dared to not know something she tells you later ( that it wasn't her magic ) classic woman stuff really, punishing (as far as we know) an honest mistake in which the intention was to give you a gift in an extremely over the top way. Gods in these DnD / adjacent worlds are always so retarded and fickle for no reason
>>562494483there's also the fact that Gale could be making this shit up or leaving out half the story, obviously he wanted in some way to use it to become all powerful or whatever but he also at least claims it was to bring it back to mystara. Who knows whats the truth in actuality i guess
>swen: DLCs are boring blah blah blah bg3 is done get over it blah blah blahmeanwhile he'll release 3 bg3-sized DLCs to divinity because it doesn't have wylls
>>562494571I can't help but feel he's a retarded cuck. Even if you personally think DLCs are boring or retarded or whatever, why would you not use this giant setpiece you have already set up in which you could expand upon any number of story beats thru DLC (aka gaining money). It's completely retarded but then again to give him 1 point, working with WotC is probably an absolute nightmare so fuck it why bother
>>562494483To be fair to her, Gale's description really did make it sound like he had at least somewhat of an ulterior motive.>I wanted to touch more of the Weave but Mystra wouldn't let me, I will do this so she sees my devotion
>>562494687I mean I get the idea, wotc sucks, everybody loves us let's make a giga nigga CRPG to get a second GOTY award but bg3 sold 20 million copies in 3 years it's the most popular WRPG on the planet until elder scrolls 6 gets released, getting a few 100 millions by turning NPCs into DLC companions or adding new subclasses or sidequests wouldn't have needed the entire studio's workforce, shit, just restore cut content for free money? EVERY STUDIO DOES THAT
>>562494821I can only assume dealing with WotC and Hasbro was just that awful.
>>562494868I believe that they literally sent the pinkertons from Red dead redemption on people
so what's the best futa romance option for Shadowheart? Karlach, Lae'zel or Minthara?
Does anybody have that Shadowcute video
>>562495753https://youtu.be/DYGt1fMF5-c?si=AjAKKFcM6AkrOuY8
>>562493762Let this be settled by the last number of this post.
>>562495851I should have specified the video where some girl narrates over this generals posts about Shadowheart
>>562496167>he's here to ask 7 favours on behalf of Mystra
>>562494807Yeah I fully agree on that point. >>562495069>>562494868It's crazy to see how far some companies fall. They could have it all people fucking love Magic and DnD and Warhammer etc etc but they have to be greedy freaks about it. It's really strange I've heard many a tale of them being absolutely abyssmal to work with and even worse to be enemies of. It's so strange. I guess it's one of those far reaching weird DEI type things consuming them -->get into fight with raphael > this dumb nigger song starts playing where he's singing about how i fucked up I dunno if this is "cool" or completely retarded I am leaning towards hating it though
>>562496201sure https://youtu.be/v-Lq027XCQo?si=w_qrpsfuMqS9LnCX
>>5624961676 7
>>562496718
>>562496304>>562496718How many stars does the symbol of Mystra has?>Seven bright stars in the sky I see.>Seven for those who watch over me.>Seven be the smiles down they send.>Seven be the troubles swift they mend.That's right! In short, trust Mystra and do as she says!
>>562497459That's the symbol of Selune isn't it? Although she and Shar are Mystra's mothers so that's where Mystra likely got the seven thing.
I killed raphael with gontr mael seemed fitting >>562499516damn mytra has two mommies? Also not him but p sure those are the symbols from the goblin camp so yes old selune shit
>>562497459>Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
>>562499618Mystrul was born in primordial times after Selune and Shar had a really intense fight and a portion of their light and dark energies merged and gestated into the original goddess of magic, although the current incarnation of Mystra was a human wizard before getting the portfolio after the Time of Troubles.
who are they casting for laezel?
>>562499516Fuck, I got them mixed up. Here's the correct symbol. The poem is still about the Chosens of Mystra.>>562479826>We're not so different, you and I.>>562473027>>562473027I don't think so. There might be an Anon who's the main frogposter (I know as he resposts some of my screenshots) but others join on the regular. Often all it takes is one post to inspire two or three others.It's not hard to understand why. Lae'zel has many quotable lines, interesting interactions with other NPCs, a very expressive face and cool idle animations. She's a natural content maker if you pay attention.
>>562378013It's because the whole game is gay propaganda, which is why I can't bring myself to play it much despite finding it interesting otherwise.I tried. But when even the create a character screen is gay (and I'm not even talking about the ability to make chicks with dicks - that would be on me - I mean even if I try to make a regular dude he just comes across as a faggot in the way he moves around) I bounce off every time.
>>562378013and whats wrong with this?
>>562506276Nothing, there are more interesting things in the realms lore than gnome sexuality though.
A lot of armor is just renamed armor with special effects tacked on. What is the most unique looking armor in the game?
>>562506503>mushroom milkgross
>>562507612Mushrooms and milk go well together, cream-based mushroom salad is yummy.
>>562507079either ketheric's or raphael's
>>562508684>>562507079I guess the elven chain as well. Shame I rarely find a reason to use it.
>>562507079I examined the so-called unique Heavy Armors of the game n this regard not long ago. Not surprisingly only a handful of them turned out to be truly one-of-a-kind. I'm sure you can find it in the archive if you're interested.>>562378013>>562505638I don't think Swen is malicious with this but he definitely doesn't whip his writers into shape. Which is step zero with these people as otherwise they always go overboard. Every damn time. This whole shit being about representation never held water as it's very selective by nature and lacks and any proportionality, but even if you find one who genuinely believes this it's guaranteed that there will never be such thing as enough for them. Swen is the old school type of progressive who allows almost everything under the "have fun!" banner and leaves it at that. The same cannot be said about his writing room.
>>562509801best dungeon in the game by far I feel like people would be more vocal about how rushed and badly written act 3 is compared to the rest of the game if the house of hope weren't so peak like I wouldn't change a thing aside of adding the cut scene where raphael begs his father to power him up and you meeting his father in his layer of hell but that's pushing it
>>562510162I need to play Divinity...
>>562510404after bg3's messy release? please let them cook
>>562509863I mean, I'm pretty openminded. I'm okay with a some gay stuff. Anevia and Irabeth in Wrath of the Righteous? No problem there. And I'm okay with gay romances existing because gay people exist.But dear god. Everyone is gay or pansexual in this game and it's nuts. And I'd be okay with even that except it's rubbed in your face. And god help you if you complain about this in most spaces because then the supporters come out of the woodwork to tell you it's a fantasy game, not a real world, and therefore that's why it's okay everyone has sex with people whose genitalia matches their own even though how the fuck would a civilization survive without people reproducing.Like I said, I want to enjoy the game but I just kind of bounce off. And I know there are mods but I mostly play using GeForce because I prefer to use a smaller computer so I can't really mod it out.
playing again it still surprises how safe larian decided to play it with your average starting party - cleric, rogue, wizard and fighter. The only deviation is that shart starts with ass domain. But other than that there is little to no reason but your will to experiment with different classes and how they fit into the mold when you have a perfect square going into a square hole.
>>562511239Most fantasy cultures aren't that thought out, especially in DnD, but especially for non-humans it would have been easy to make up some cultural quirk justify it, like gnomes living in same-sex relationships but the community leaders give breeding assignments each decade.
>>562512504True. Honestly, when you put it that way even the gay gnomes don't really bother me so much in and of itself - I think it's just the totality of it all that rubs me the wrong way.
>>562511239>Anevia and Irabeth in Wrath of the Righteous? No problem there. Funny as that's one of the biggest laughingstock of the genre. It reads like the most unimaginative, milquetoast troon fanfic you could come up with. It was written by the same proto-SJW who did all the damage on Beamdog EEs and got hired by Paizo to do the original campaign module. This is why anybody who puts this on Owlcat is sorely mistaken btw.>And god help you if you complain about thisIt's a futile endeavor. Rationality has no place there and only the agenda matters. You have to understand this before anything else. This is also why they always end up eating each other, as this kind of progressivism is a race to the depths of a bottomless well where falling behind the current big thing means revoking your ally card. BG3 and 5e in general is a shitfest in these regards but whether you allow these transgressions to ruin the game is up to you. I wouldn't fault anybody who can't overlook them but one should understand what it is and learn to handle it accordingly. Playing the game doesn't mean not being aware of what's going on, let alone agreeing with it or being silent about it. In my opinion you shouldn't deprive yourself of a 100+ hours experience just because some obnoxious faggot decided to poison the well either.
>>562515501>Funny as that's one of the biggest laughingstock of the genre.That's fair enough. I guess I'm okay with it because I can kinda ignore it for the most part. It is cringy and forced by they're just secondary characters for the most part.You make a good point though. And if there are those of you out there who still think it's a great game that's worth playing even despite disliking those aspects of it, I suppose that's a very strong argument for pushing through. I'll try to give it another shot.
The Blade of the Frontiers broke another barrier. Until now the area behind the transition zone to the Lower City was uncharted territory for everybody except the refugees. Today Wyll Ravengard lifted the fog of war from that part of the map. Good job, Wyll!>>562515923The point is that the gay propaganda will be there even if you don't play it. If you do you might get long hours of entertainment out of it, not to mention you get to know the game and will be armed with first-hand experience and examples of how the said well-poisoning affected it. Bottom line you usually have the in-game freedom to remove the annoying elements if they bother you that much. Shove the gay gnomes into lava, put the troon circus master into a coffin and bury it in the nearby graveyard, toss the gay refugees into the Chionthar, etc. It comes with a price (lots of hostility and losing access to more content) but it usually can be done. You can also pirate the game if you don't want to support Larian financially. I'm way more critical to BG3 than your average player but there's no denying that it's a pretty unique experience due to it's cinematic nature, high production values, extended player freedom and sheer amount of content. I wouldn't consider it as a masterpiece, more like our generation's Skyrim with less cultural impact; but it's definitely worth at least one playthrough.
>>562519384>I wouldn't consider it as a masterpiece, more like our generation's Skyrim with less cultural impactwhat a shame and you were doing so well too
>>562519737>skyrim slander
I feel like bg3 is closer to witcher 3's impact than skyrim, it didn't inspire as much games
>>562521793w3 didn't really break new ground like bg3 did tho
>>562522285what new ground did BG3 break?Having gay sex thrown at you everywhere? They were already doing that by the time it came out.
>>562522750turn BASED instead of the real time with cringe for CRPGs
don't get the chud minority's rage about BG3 either. this is a setting where Mystra turned Elminster into a (real) woman decades ago and Elminster turned Edwin into a woman in the original games, the only sore thumb is Nocturne with the VA choice and even there you could make the case that Nocturne will never be a real woman due to being a Sharran.
>>562522285I mean people didn't expect open worlds to have writing as tight as witcher 3's aside of the once in a decage rockstar release, that's how I view bg3, a CRPG with killer flair & writing but it didn't really innovate that much>>562522750it's the RPG with the most reactivity on the planet
>>562522750>what new ground did BG3 break?environmental interactions
>>562522750>what new ground did BG3 break?bear sex
would you choose the bear or the wyllpill?
>>562522860They don't play dnd or know the lore
>>562523250no wonder women are obsessed with astarion when 50% of their bg3 options are composed of these two clowns
>>562522834not new>>562523068true Elona did it first>>562522990just copypasted from divinity games>>562522905even if true, that's a matter of degree rather than breaking new ground.
Someone needs to get whatever temple is based around consumer safety and protection and put them on Lucretious's case.That interdimensional drag queen is running a horrible circus full of dangerous creatures and rigged games, and I don't think that should be allowed.
>>562522860>Elminster turned Edwin into a woman in the original gamesThat was another red wizard, not Elminster. And it was played for a joke.But if you're pulling up OG Baldur's Gate lore, what they did to Viconia and Sarevok was probably the worst offense.
>>562522860honestly I feel like bg3 did a terrible job with representation and the game is kinda not woke enough? There's no actual commentary about the refugee crisis it's just there for brownie points I mean it's gay enough sure but fuck wyll is not a character, the black looking faces look like shit and nocturne is such a stereotype her story could legitimate be seen as offensive when you take 2 seconds to realize what happened, all the poly characters were sexually exploited, durge is forced to kill lesbians (lol) and isobel and aylin's story leads to nothing satisfying at least they got an actual tranny to voice nocturne yaay
>>562523416>even if true, that's a matter of degree rather than breaking new groundit has to be the first fully animated CRPG right?
>>562524196he's just trying to downplay the impact of bg3
>>562524196not 100% what this means, but maybe? I want to say games like witcher and KotOR already did it, but maybe i'm missing something.
>>562506276>I just keep noticing it because they constantly say it in a weird way they're always like my *HUSABND* my !*WIFE*! etc. So not only are they gay, they also talk in italics when they're mentioning that they're married to someone the same sex as thembad writing
>>562509863Yeah i don't really care that much that they're gay per se i care that everyone offhandedly mentions it. It would be different if it was the gnome in the underdark and hes like you're my husband, but i ran into it like 3 times in a row later and it just seems retarded like okay i get it they're gay why do they all have the same voice line announcing it with the word wife/husband swapped. This is often the case with poor writing and shoehorned gayness in games i think its why a lot of people think its retarded as you said its not really representation more like shoveling in
To join the Ironhand gnomes you must be gay
>>562378013Why are you making things up to be mad about? This "example" has husband emphasized because it's him correcting someone who called his husband his friend.
>makes all the gays killableis this like schrodinger's basedness?
>>562525573this is what real representation looks like, chuds
for me, it's the halfling who gets angry when accused of being a dw*rf
>>562525573you can kill every npc tho
>>562526043Except Aylin, only Shadowchud can do that.
>>562512504Thats kind of why I originally asked, the part where I said its annoying was just an offhand comment but I genuinely was asking why is every gnome gay like do they have some quirk where they're in tight tunnels so often they just bang each other or some shit who knows
what was the message of wyll's story?
>>562526483you can give her away to a chud wizard, isnt that enough
>>562526685if you metagame hard enough you can get out of a bad DM's railroading
wyll is so bad his dialogues & VA feel AI generated
>>562512172I ended up light cleric(shart), dice wizard (gale), beast master ranger(me), barbarian(karlach) but then i killed karlach so now i have a random hireling fighter because i want her to wear cool armor I think i will do something entirely different on honor mode this feels a bit too ezpz on tactician but it also is nice having a wide variety of effects and spells and buffs and shit
>>562526483Shar getting Aylin killed is really saving Isobel if you think about itImagine the poor cleric's first night once they're reunited with her being besieged by over a century's worth of pent up lust from that psychotic gorilla woman
>>562515923I have troon and gayboy fatigue almost as bad as black people fatigue but the games still okay
>>562527079Isobel should be equally horny after being dead and pussyless for a hundred years.
>>562524083I dont want that but this is my original point, its all hamfisted in and not serious which makes it retarded and gay >>562525564Read the rest of it where the same thing happened four times total. I never said i was mad either you retards can't understand the middle ground between fuming mad and totally in love with something for some reason (probably your mental illness that makes you think you're a woman)
>>562528170she's literally rotting from the inside sex should be the last thing on her mind
>>562527079Yeah their whole storyline is kind of rapey and weird and even the writers brought it up but it was handwaved away by her claiming shes fine with the power imblance even though the person whos being imbalanced upon isnt usually the one who is making sound decisions. Maybe ketheric was right
>>562528343She has a filthy feeling according to her diary and maintaining the barrier in Last Light is physically taxing but nothing suggets she's undead or seriously impaired by her resurrection.
we love lesbians, age gaps and power imbalance
>>562528630Except when it's Cazador.
>>562528604>She has a filthy feeling according to her diarythat's putting it lightly>Ever since I returned, there's been a filth in me. I feel it in my very lungs. I cannot get it out - it will never out, this death that reeks within me. There are some things even the Moonmaiden cannot heal. There are some things she would never accept in her devoted. I should never have come back.
>>562528379Ketheric didn't care about the power imbalancethat was just Isobel's assumption because she didn't realize he was a possessive dickhead who didn't like someone taking his most precious belonging from him
>>562528740All that's written when she's in a bad place mentally, nothing indicates she's suicidal or regrets keeping the harpers alive and once you deal with Ketheric and Aylin comes back any shade of depression is gone, if that even existed in the first place.
>>562528895This. Ketheric will tadpole Isobel so he has a dollie to play house with.
>>562515501>Rationality has no place there and only the agenda matters. Now this is a statement worth unpacking. I'd be wary of those who play a game like BG3 and think it pushes some kind of (queer) agenda. These "people," more often than not, are not far removed from installing mods such as No Alphabets and whatever that one that gender-swaps Aylin is called. When the morally bankrupt Larian, backed-up by an even more morally bankrupt WotC, mandates a certain quota of gay gnomes or sapphic Selûnites - to say nothing of every romance option being bisexual - in the so-called "game of the decade," we as players are in trouble. Already, two sides become apparent once this (overt) agenda is recognized and acknowledged. The rational side, on one hand, formulates the very logical argument that a race needs a certain amount of opposite-sex couples to reproduce, multiply, and thrive - even if deep gnomes may live for four hundred years and rapid propagation might not be their primary goal in life. (They prefer the goal of survival in the Underdark or domestic terrorism on the surface.) The rational side, astutely observes that the demographics of Baldur's Gate do not match the "medieval status quo," but rather closely resemble some kind of fantasy Los Angeles. The irrational side, on the other hand, posits that for every Isobel and Aylin, there is a Bex and Danis, and that this parity of positive representation might actually be acceptable in fantasy. The irrational side, fearful of losing their status as an ally, is eager to virtue signal acceptance of the Other - the tiefling refugee, the queer Selûnite, even the non-human, non-elven, non-white Baldurian. Clearly, when this heavy-handed agenda is pushed onto the players, it becomes one's moral imperative to install mods that attempt to remove this unpleasant inclusivity, and to encourage others to do the same. More than a game about power, destiny, and agency, BG3 is a spiritual and moral metaphor about queer love.
>>562529293>More than a game about power, destiny, and agency, BG3 is a spiritual and moral metaphor about queer love.what the fuck
>>562528895would you rather be possessive of your daughter or let her be raped by a lesbian angel every night u do the math
Too often these threads tread the same ground.
>>562529293I didn't mod it at all but next playthrough im definitely removing all fags and blacks as well as removing all romance scenes. I think it's my duty as a well adjusted Christ Sworn individual
>>562529737by nature of a thread constantly having new people there will be some discussion reborn that was talked about 30,000 threads ago it is what it is my trans-nigga as my fellow larian employees would say
>>562529569the lesbian angel makes her happy
>>562529364I'm aware that the real meaning of my rants may be confusing to some. That's why I usually include a pleasing image that you can focus on.>>562529771>I didn't mod it at all but next playthrough im definitely removing all fags and blacks as well as removing all romance scenes.And there it is. Your kind is certainly predictable.
>>562529737Inwe...
>BG3 is a spiritual and moral metaphor about queer love
>BG3 is a spiritual and moral metaphor about queer loveYet another ground breaking take from the swine but at least nobody called minthara a lesbian right?>Drows are all fundamentally lesbians but they certainly use men to reproduce, plenty of animal species operate that way blah blah blah I'm fat
>>562530604your boyfriend said manthara is a lesbian
Did Lorroakan really deserve to be humbled by getting his wimpy wizard body Baned by some 6 foot 5 angel with anger issues just for being a little too ambitious and mean to his apprentice?
>>562527845Thank you, that's honestly the type of endorsement I'm looking for here
>>562530901>minthara >lesbian>when the most popular bg3 clip on twitch is about her deepthroating a half orchmmm nyo
>>562529737what would Inwe like?
>>562531046The wizard had it coming.
>>562532080Probably animals (as friends, not dinner), flowers and berries - not goodberry, as a druid she can make those herself and appreciates the picking effort.
enough with the goodberry jokes
>>562529737Yes. And because we're nearing the end of the thread, expect a slew of zero-effort shitposts from the illiterate parasite so it can rush to create another shit thread with an OP that advertises Larian's Next Game. This pattern repeats in every single thread. I didn't even mention Minthara once in that rant, but Mintharafag lives rent-free in its rather empty head. I could also rant about the matriarchal Lolthite drow society - "lesbian-coded" as the troll would say - but that predates Larian and BG3. The unique queerness of BG3 lies elsewhere - in gay gnomes and sapphic Selûnites.
>>562533087trannies like you and your beloved namefag, should stay away from lesbians!
>>562530058>i bet you'll even say apple>apple>aha predictable! you fool!are you really that retarded or what
>>562533087oh my god shut already
>80% hit chance on average>miss miss miss miss CRITICAL MISSx2Math isn't my strongest subject but something's not right here. And yeah Karmic Die is off.
>>562533740are you making the brainlet mistake of thinking the previous roll should have an effect on your current roll?
>>562533843THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP ANON
>>562533740>not enjoying a 16 round battle with the mud mephits and wood woadsngmi
>>562533740missing 12 times on 1 goblin is very fun
>>562531046i was gonna side with him at first but he was being too much of a dumb annoying bitch so i killed him. Aylin is lucky everyone so far is more retarded than her or I would have given her up multiple times by now especially after how she jobbed to ketheric
>>562533843This is always the argument against it but theres never adressing of the core fact that its still a 20% chance every time so the odds of that are silly
>>562534224If Aylin pulled the stat boost and the angels out in the Ketheric fight people would complain he was too easy.
>>562534224>she jobbed to kethericTechnically, she jobbed to the brain.
>>562534224>he was being too much of a dumb annoying bitchit's funny that a player character can look at his projection and comment on how shittily done it is
>>562535140Lorroakan was created by WotC so of course he canonically survives despite failing to get immortality.
sighhhh Aylin daily seething
I sell Nightsong because the ensuing fight is actually challenging and puts all the overpowered Act 3 shit I collected to use. I also can't stand her as a character. She's so egotistical and prideful yet doesn't nothing to earn it so I have zero issue selling her. Watching her sperg out int he cuck cage is pretty hilarious though.
>>562535352Lorroakan that WotC created was supposed to be Edwin in disguise but Larian changed it.
>halsin/wyll/emperor/aylin/swenget a new script
>>562535757really? that suckswhy would they change that?
I don't get the obsession with Aylin. Is it just cause she's a lesbian? Were you rooting for Ketheric?There's so much content in act 3, can't you argue about the Umberlee priestess condemning that dwarf who hit their priestess with his sub.
>>562535757Sourcebooks never suggested he had any link to previous BG games.
Thoughts on white human men wearing this outfit?
>>562536341we needed one of those in the camp, minthara is a lame paladin
>>562536287That dwarf was a child trafficer
>>562536287> that dwarf who hit their priestess with his sub.didn't he work for gortash? who gives a shit
>>562536287the dwarf was a slaver who went out of his way to hit their priestess>>562536498a Devotion paladin would be like Wyll but even more annoying about moralizing at you
>>562536737>>562536826>>562536832Ketheric didn't work with Gortash and not destroy a whole ass town filled with kids?
>>562536832>a Devotion paladin would be like Wyll but even more annoying about moralizing at youoh please, a lawful good autist trying to remain devoted to their oath while turning into a squid sounds way cool than whatever the fuck wyll & karlach got going on
>>562536931I'm not seething about Aylin, just saying that the dwarf deserved it.
>>562536931I'm anti-Ketheric, too
>>562535140kek i tricked that retard projection into giving me the taxes >>562534970>>562534657true and i do agree i definitely didnt need her help in the ketheric/avatar fight she got knocked down then kicked off the cliff then magically teleported back and did nothing of help the entire fight kek >>562535614overwhelmingly based. I wanted to sell her but i wasn't sure if it would be some kind of scam so I just attacked him next time I'll sell her
>>562536287how come gay defenders always pull this "its cuz theyre gay isnt it" card. No it's not because shes lesbian it's because shes a retarded annoying bitch. P.s. for your answer they're both retarded and so is ketheric
>>562537075As you should he's the king of chuds
>knock Minsc out>he died of lingering acid fumes>Jaheira leaves and says I deserve to get killed by the brain
>>562537423>gay defenders I can't see any other reason for the fixation on her other than WOKE GIRBOSS LESBIAN! You can easily get rid of her in multiple ways. Its not like Larian forced you to be kind to her.
>>562537003>a lawful good autist trying to remain devoted to their oath while turning into a squidthat could have been Mazzy (finally a paladin and romanceable) if Larian weren't cowards
>>562538238>>562538238>>562538238
>>562538060Who's mazzy?
>>562538060Mazzy is a midget so she couldn't be a romance >>562538286Shes from bg2
Mazzy and Minthy
Wyll dancing in a provocative way
>>562538286Mazzy Fenton
>>562538034Aylin is pretty cringe
Is there a website or something where I can put in my builds like each piece i have and stuff? I like keeping track of it but it's getting tiresome keeping giant lists for everyone. I feel like I have some pretty good shit going on though. If not ill just keep track of it normally. Also god damn sometimes these dice are brutal the dice be like oh i see you have a +14 bonus haha after +14, u rolled a 16
>Gortash does a billion damage with 8 attacks and they all do force damageI guess I need an Elixir of Universal Resistance for him too. Does that elixir actually provide resistance to force damage? I am not ready to drink one and the wiki just says resistant to all damage.