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ryan LOVE
I hate this game
2 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>562415889
>nothing to roll for 3 monthsthat's about 60k carats, I guess.
I just woke up and I want to let you all know I hate all of you.
Seriously considering wit sparks instead.
>still no QoL>still no casual outfits>still no total clanker deathwhat are the cyjews waiting for?
Ooooof. Poor Suzuka
Digitan LOVE
Which one should I pick with the anniversary selector? I won't bother following my heart since I don't have the tools to make my favs shine yet.
>>562416185Fuck you.
>>562416347
Where is the betting poll for the danchoderby?
>>562416398>I won't bother following my heartWhat's the point then
>>562416419There's no need when we all know my dancho is going to win.
>>562416202>oonige gets added to change up the front meta>suzuka just gets used as a sacrifice for the real fronts anywayTough life
I'm such a raucous piece of shit
>>562416156*cums on you*
>>562416398just do it pussy
Danchous in the cup!
I'm not gonna be able to get all the green hintsDo I go for the books or the textbooks?
>nothing works, it's gonna be B finals again>make a golshi>2/5>4/5>5/5>2/5That's it, that's all I needed to do? Make a Golshi and brutally mog the competition as long as she doesn't get brocked?
>>562416505I don't like seeing my favs lose, it breaks my heart.
>>562416565and even then you will lose to a random B gold ship
3 more months of this shit… thank you cynigger
What cup?
When using the Team Sirius pal card when exactly should I use recreation? Because besides Special Week's massive energy boost the rest of the date rewards seems kinda shit especially if I'm sacrificing one of the few free turns that could be used for training or rest
>>562416172I got that wit in a parent run without wit cards earlier and training wit like 3 times in the whole run. It's just luck
KIMI NO AIBA GA
>>562416663When it's a spurt CM then yeah
mmmmmmm choccy milk...
>>562416398it's easydo you like parentfarming?>noget ace uma>yesget parent uma
>>562416398Maruzenskys, Seiun or NY OperaBut the correct choice is Cafe
>>562416408don't shay dat...
>>562416774>you will never shower with your trainee
>>562416172>corner recNice brick bwo
I'm kinda retarded, how does fast learner work? the item for example in the shop, if I buy it at the end of the run every skill gets discount? or do I have to get it early?
>>562416674Oh hey, it's that NPC hons that was posted a few threads ago. She's pretty strong for a mob uma.
>>562416663Long CMs, for better or worse, are the most honest because they're too long for just random bullshit to be the main deciding factor. They really are just stat checks 90% of the time.>>56241685410% discount on all skills, basically it's the equivalent of having 1 hint level in everything by default.
ryan cutie patootie
>>562416854It doesn't matter when you get it, you can activate it immediately and you keep the skill discount buff for the whole run
>>562416854Everything is 10 percent off that you didnt buy yet.Stacks with hints.
>>562416854Get it early, use it immediately, skill purchases AFTER that are discounted
>>562416854you need to use the item to acquire the status which then discounts skills. you cannot lose the status so you can use it without risk.
>>562416656Regular books are more in demand
This is such a nice spark :>
>>562416854It's a buff so it gives you the discounts the instant you get it or use it. Others are getting it before the last twinkle race but I use mine during the start of twinkle race to not forget to use it.It should be the same even if using it early I'm pretty sure it doesn't disappear.
>>562416871your soundpost is broken bro
>>562416948Nobody but closet faggots and people who want to feel special by liking ugly horses say this
>>562416185Darby a cute
SUPER SAIYAJIN
>>562416674Training ends without investing on skills to avoid getting boxed was quite tortuous.
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOUYOUR UMA DOESNT HAVE LONG S!!!!!!!!WE'RE GOING TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ButtSweat, a casual B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting! `Wow, woo.The usual "try to play" requirement stands; if you're flatlining for a reason, just let us know in advance that you're travelling or whatnot, all good.We talk in-game! Some of us (not me) are good at the game and even give advice! What a joyously cooperative environment. There is also talk of butts and such, at times. Naturally.If interested, reply with your user ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile!
That's a thing? Thanks I guess
Before>As long as your uma has at least Front C, she’ll blitz every single career race!Now>if you don’t have Angling and Sneeding you are instabrickedWhat the FUCK happened?
This is so fucking stupid
>>562417101She's not ugly though, and she is girlier than the average character in this game.
How do I keep running parent runs without getting suicidalIt's really crushing to spend an hour a run just for something unusable
>>562416948I think Ryan would be cute as an actual irl girl, but for whatever reason that doesn't transfer for me as an uma. The look just doesn't work with an anime design.
>>562417214parent runs don't take an hour for non-teios.
>>562416347Scooping up Digitan from behind and in to a bridal carry. Carrying the blushing and shivering Digitan back to your office before laying her on the sofa. Sitting beside Digitan and resting her head on your lap. Running your fingers through Digitan’s hair and over her ears as she twitches. Cupping Digitan’s cheek and rubbing it gently with your thumb as you force her to make eye contact. Telling Digitan that she’s done a good job and that you’ll always be there for her, both as a fan, trainer, and… trailing off before watching her face get even redder.
This won't salvage how much of a dogshit run that was
>>562417214You don't, stupid. Run aces / TT and hope you get sparks.
>>562417101That only applies to Air Shakur
>>562417149skills dont do shit
>>562417185scenario broscenario changes the opponents in races
>>562417195Claimed by Taiki. Lucky toreena.
>>562417341This. If I get a good parent then cool but I'm not expecting it, it genuinely is just luck
>>562417195that's a +1 for Taiki unlock
>have done 1-2 runs a day>can’t even afford the hintbooks in the shopThis game is for masochists
>>562417408>>562417436Toreinas I need to KILL Taiki ShuttleWhat Uma can I use to obliterate her because Bakushin ain't it.
>>562417436You don't get the star if you lose...
>>562417152>my danchou with long SWE GOT THIS ONE IN DA BAG
>>562417341>Use this ace that has a unique that's total garbage when inherited as a parentyeah, keep doing that
>>562417540my TT air groove dominates her without fail. sounds like a trainer-issue.
>>562417195Did you use CM9 ace?Don't use them. Completely different spurt situation.
>>562417341But I need Dober's skill and I am not planning to use her anywhere
>>562416816Showering with Daiwa would go like this:>turn on shower and let her go in first>get insulted for looking at her>hop in shower after her but focus on just getting cleaned up>get insulted for not looking at her>help her wash her back (at her insistence)>get insulted for either not doing a good enough job or for being too handsy or both>finish shower and dry off>get insulted for not taking the hint that she wanted you to make her more dirty in the shower
>>562417540Kingu.
>>562417604Why is she Deathscythe Hell EW?
>>562417415Got me a 3 Wit 3 pow 3 sta Seiun Sky today with 7 Medium sparks (3 Legacy)Not a lot of whites but still very welcome I really needed a better A&S parent.
what is this expression trying to convey?
>>562417540check the trackif corner is part of late-race, just use Frontrunner with A&S
MAMBODANCHOU JOIN DA DANCHOU DARBYYYY AHHHHHH893924508939245089392450
>>562417540Deploy the Cappers
>>562417540S.Maru if mileS.Maru if sprint
>>562416172Wit is a lie...I spent the whole day making xoguri for scorpio, med S and nearly 1100 wit, only U=MA2 and Triple 7s triggered, hydrate and corner recovery didn't.
happy hoppers
>>562417540don't use a front or pace, you're just giving her a better chance to proc shooting for victory
>>562417843"Mejiro Ryan is a good person and a beautiful girl"
>>562417835Yeah I'm gonna start running Seiun until I get a useful parent out of her.
>>562417843she farted
nice block gwo
>>562417953no one would ever say or think this
>>562417801SHE'S THE FUARKING GRIM REAPERThe artist just really loves drawing umas as mobile suits
>>562417672You keep wasting runs and getting nothing out of them.
>>562417801Because like Deathscythe, Rice Shower is a defender
>>562417540Red OG maru with A&SDon't use the CM9 aces. Those are for final straight shit and will accelerate too late.
>>562417843Better question, what is THIS expression trying to convey?
Surely not clearing the dumb non-gold books won't brick my account right...?
>>562417953There's spreading misinformation and there's get the fuck out of here.
why is this shit winning open lobbies it has 1 SKILL
>>562418201Normal books are more valuable
>>562418201nohint leveling is a massive waste, it's just a way to burn through your stockpile of orbs
yayfinemo is cutethank you to the anon who told me to use my voucher on her
>>562417214>It's really crushing to spend an hour a run just for something unusableare you implying ace runs are any different
>>562418168I never noticed the tattoo on her arm before now.She looks like the kind of girl who tries to slip a finger in while blowing you.>>562418201Giving hint levels to regular skills inherently means less you have to spend for the gold version so arguably non-gold leveling is even more important.
>>562418386
>>562418157Don't have OG maru or summer Maru, for fronts I got Suzuka or Sky
>>562417153We'll miss you btw, Bakushin lover! Let us know if you decide to come back at some point!This game offering no means of saying "bye" after someone leaves is pretty shit.
>>562418168she is offering to circumcise you
The Tiara route gives the same overall stat boosts the classic crown route gives, correct?
>>562418271>why is the uma with minmaxxed stats and one of the best uniques for the track winning lobbies?
>>562417953true
I will forcefully put my cock in your mouth if you don't get yourself together you fat fuck
The umas in Danchou Derby is interesting. The higher ranked danchous have better umas. Umamusume is a game that rewards dedication.
>>562418042>>562418245Insecure Manchildren with Bad Taste Defense Force, GOOOO
>>562418483IIRC Phenomenal gives 1 more epithet than Goddess
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562418483noit's a net difference of -30 stats, AND you have to race 3 times in a row to do both QEII races
>>562418483Epithets? Like -10 or -15 for Tiara, iirc.
I think that all of the umas are cute. Except that one. You know the one I'm talking about.
>>562418582K E K had a chuckle
>>562418752don't say that...
>>562417153Danchou apologizes for shitty horse. First CM in a while with basically no prep. Look forward to danchou eating shit.
>>562418752don't you dare say that about speCUTE
>Potentially level 4 speed training in early classic year if i buy this discounted training permissionDoes that change the calculus any? I'm running Team Sirius so that's a lot of turns taken from taking advantage of it..
I have to ask, how many races in a row are you guys usually doing? My current setup doesn't go past 3, it used to be 6 at the end of classic year but early december being mostly dirt means that's a timeout turn now for most umas
>>562418157Actually doesn't Red Shift proc way too early on Nakayama 1200?
>>562418582Why are you offering to feed her?
>>562418893spe isn't into sex
>>562415972Random Acts of Kinda Nice
>>562418870I usually cap Speed with only lvl 2-3, but then I also bring Speed sparks
>>562418971with you, maybe
>>562418881Four at the end of Junior, five at the end of Senior if I'm running a dirter or chasing medium sparks
>>5624188811. If I get cupcakes and skin outbreak cure, it can go up.
>>562418752evil whore
>>562418883Should be enough for carry over on OG Maru for beating legend. I don't think it would work as inherit though.
>>562418129fuck you I'm still salty
>>562419052nah
>>562419039Hmm, i got all pow/stam sparks on a 2 speed deck but it's KSB who has +20 speed bonus
>>562418881>6why would you just nuke a run like this?if you run riko then you can run 3+ all the time. you have cupcakes and creams while the shop is offering more? you can risk more 3+ for the duration of the shop and/or buy them to risk later. most runs i only hit 3+ twice.
>>562418881>>562419073Wait, you mean like in general. Not how many 3+ races you do. I do 3, never 4 unless I have items.
>>562418749>>562418702>>562418689Sonofabitch. I'll just pray for a good seed so I can run Empress Air Groove and Emperor Rudolf.
tell me about spe
>>562418883>>562419127NVM you are right. Only A&S should doJust pick any front with A&S I guess.
>>562418386>the person inside Fine Motion
>>562416663Endfag is the babymode style, you can do it the f2p way (Goldshi, Mayano) or the normal way (Taishin, Tama)
>1200 spd, 1200 pow, 800 wit>"my wit would have been much better if I used an actual good wit card, but atleast I got no stoppi-">event didnt finishdo we have to use this piece of shit card for every non-long CM from now til the end of MANT? air shakur is better than this waste of a slot
>>562419331She won't let you have it.
>>562419305I double checked. Heroine only gives you +10 instead of +15 so it's +70 total for Tiara epithets, +80 for Crown.
>>562419331S+ butt
>>562419331her bangs were brown before I coomed on her
I shouldn't be surprised /m/ is hiding here because horse racing and robots are boomer genres but it always surprises me
https://poal.me/z0jpsshttps://poal.me/z0jpsshttps://poal.me/z0jpsshttps://poal.me/z0jpss
>>562419305IMO it's still worth it compared to the risk of losing kikkasho and bricking your run way harderplus you get the "goddess" epithet which is way more soulful
I need 6k more for books and another 5k for the gold crystal. I'm skipping the crystal
>Best CM12 front >Best CM12 pace>Best CM12 late>Best CM12 endWow... Is it too late to paypig for Hoguri...
>>562419639>I'm skipping the crystalthats actually the worse choice
what the FUCK is this npc unity ass statline
why cant we spend *2 TP for this shitty event? I have to do 3 more runs for those shitty books ive never used and will probably never use but need to hoard
>>562419639skipping the shard for books is totally retarded anon
mambwos...your danchous gonna join... r-right?
>>562419647you had the all spark banner and the paid selector bro, you have no one to blame but yourself
Can't wait for finals
>>562419384Guess I'm making another Seiun Sky for Mile then, thank you.
>>562419898We're sending a representative
>>562419761>>562419874Why? There are no SR cards worth using after Ayabe and I'm not getting MLB Ayabe for MANT since I still didn't unlock her
>>562418483what are these routes?
>>562419639>>562419761>>562419874what they said, you should be skipping both for the scout tickets
>have begun accidentally buying items while dragging shop>has happened in two out of three careers todayno.
daaaaaaaaaaahby
Should I restart the career if I start throwing on the classic year g1 races?
>>562419970It's sprint track bro.
where's da CM12 ashen Oguri build
i feel like this will be all i see when cm12 comes around
hey anons what would you go for with the remaining points?I can grab medium straightaways or late surger straightaways double circle VS I can single circle each one since more or less same price...so two single circles or a single double circle?its for a digitan with 1200 / 720 / 1150 / 415 / 1200
>>562416347>>562416417Digitan reminds me too much of a fujohag that I used to go to cons with, I prefer plump women but there's something about certain womanlets that hits. You could use her chest to write doujins!
>>562420035I already got those, all I have left is the worst set of books, the gold shard and star pieces for umas I have unlocked
Time to get scammed on twinkle collection who do you think the 3* is going to be? Here's hoping it's someone I don't have yet.
i say we put the winning club in the op until the next cm at the very earliest
>>562420105Play triple fronts so you can bully the retarded Hoguri builders out of position conditions.
>>562420315Cute boy
>>562420296wonder aCUTE
>>562420315>777s anyway>winsheh
>>562420113Two skills > one skillI'm sure of it
>>562420315extremely lickable image
>>562420113You're asking if you should take TWO SKILLS or an ENHANCED SKILL THAT DOES 1.5xAlso watch out for PDM wouldn't want your woman to shoot too far ahead.
I think the game just hates me sometimes
>>562417540Show your umas bwoAny sprint front runner with A&S will doDo you have S.Maru? Or Falco?
>>562420315but my ryan and family team...a soulful team always trumps metagaming...
How would hit RTS video game Age of Empires 2 be different in the Uma world?
>>562420296Inari SEXwan
>>562420456fatfuck.
>>562420315one of the hottest boy images I've seen
>>562420526sex
Yukino Bijin banner waiting room
>>562418443MANT Suzuka with Angling
Give it to me straight. Can i beat HER if i run 3 lates?
>>562420113Two single circles, alwaysIt's two +40 buffs vs. a single +60
>>562420787absolutely not
Help! For some reason the cursor stopped following the directional input, it is selecting based on input, but not moving the cursor.I tried the free cursor button, but nothing happened.Have a cute stego for attention.
>>562420369>>562420529ROUND horse get. Also another Espoir City which is nice
>>562420315>third front gives free perfect nsm procthanks swo
>>562420296Hopefully you don't get Falcope
Is it worth to pick right handed if you are at 1200 speed? I know it has dimishing value after 1200 so like... 1220 speed? better than grabbing some green you haven't capped yet? Better to gran a white skill?What do you usually do anons?
>>562420787>double dominators the entire field, especially your latesheh.
I just assumed the only thing you really needed from the Aptitude Test is the Rainbow & Gold Crystals and the 3 Rare Books.
>>562420526>he never played Age of Umapires II
>>562420851oh royce and royce is only a 2 stari guess thatll be nice in 5 years time assuming this shithole country still exists by then
>>562420079If it's an epithet yeah probably
>>562420939>>562420851OHNONONONONO
>>562420942Greens are always full value, take speed greens always
>>562420851Witgod said Parade Falco is the strongest dirter
>>562420983
>>562420315rabbit + 2 honest fronts?
If you just get Speed 1200, Power 1200, Wit 1200, Distance S, Surface S, and Style S, you can win no matter how bad your deck is.
>>562420985Ameribro...
>>562421181
>>562419898Don't you guys read the memes, he doesn't even play the game and flatlines all the time
>>562421181Wow, it's really that easy? Thanks for the advice! This CM is in the bag now.
>>562420787My scorpio final was with 2 HER. I was able to win with 2 hybrid late and 1 pace
>creek didn't even start her eventFuckPlease tell me Ayabe's gold heal works...
>>562420787Nobody is beating an Oguri that hits everything.She gets speed carry over + accel from her unique and she hits NSM/nimble at the perfect time more often than not as she overtakes the shitty Fronts that died.Only way you can beat that is if your Front managed to get a huge lead
I hope global doesnt get the nerfed version of island mode in 7 years so I can run all speed cards and statsmaxx
>>562420856It's honestly about time for Witgod to reveal the front duel meta. He held off on it because Unity is the witspam scenario.
>>562421181ok trying this now
sweepydevwhat is this "Time until next run" thing?am I sweeping too much?
>>562420526https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?l=norwegian&id=886004104Instead of a mod this would be an in-game feature and only work on male villagers.
Advice needed anons for next CM, I know this digitan is not the best, I don't play a lot, so a few runs a week can only get me so far.Would you change any skills there? I know she's missing stuff but as I said, I can't play that much.
went 4-3-1-15 scarlet, 4 kitasan and 0 maya winsgetting raped by better frontshow do i tell my milk trucks to spot struggle each other to create a big enough gap between the front and backline
>not having your fronts doing whatever the fuck this ishttps://litter.catbox.moe/3o72nd.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/o84uut.mp4ngmi, des
I can't tell if witGOD gives good advice and I should listen to his tips or if he's just spouting memes and I should just ignore them
>>562421452imagine using one of those boots like a cup
>>562421673>Bought super stanIts already glue
>>562420080huh, right.
>>562421703Replacing maya with a suzuka to boost your fronts would probably be the single biggest improvement you could make before finals.
>cant get chocolate bourbon with the anniversary ticketThis shit is a fucking scam
>read numerous discussions regarding the viability of parent-farming in TB>it's 80% complaints about time>"just URA, bwo" is the consensus>figure it can't be that bad since TB without min-maxing is literally just URA>incredibly low cortisol gameplay>runs take mere minutes longer than URA would>stats are easier to attain, can even hit multiple 1100s>no ridiculous career requirements>affinity is higher>free skillsthis general is retarded.
>>562421782
>>562421773mostly sound but you have to understand his target audience is the no fun allowed f2p metaslave with infinite time to grind
>>562421887How do you do it then taikiposter?
Kitasan didnt give me corner recovery aaaaaaaaaieeeeeeeeeeeee
>>562421773just ignore his advice about pasa he's a little bit stubborn
>>562421504B-bros...?
>>562421874maya will follow me in every cmif she win finals i will dump 500 bucks into the game (date with maya)
>>562421808as I said, not optimal, but it's the easiest way to make sure I dont lose MANT races, better than than waste my clocks, not like many other skills to pick anyways
>>562419940Based. I got to A-finals thanks to her>You lost to this, anon.
So I'm finally supposed to be using this card I pulled awhile ago?
didnt all gamers used to hate p2w games in the 2000s and refuse to play any of themwhat changed in uspeople actually accept gacha pvp like cms
>>562421773I followed his “how to get SS umas” and i indeed got SS umas so i trust him.
>>562421993
>>562422061>jammed
>>562422160They're fun now
>>562422160>"I walked into a gambling den and everyone in here is gambling what the fuck is wrong with them?"ask outside
>>562421913Umas are supposed to be strong and brave women, stop drawing them as housewives
>>562422160People bought the horse armour.
>>562422160people stopped being brokie copers and learned to love the ego/wallet stroke.
>>562422160That's bullshit and you know itAll that matters is showing you're superior because that's human nature and p2w has always been the main thing in online games
>>562421673please anons herupu me
We fucked btw
>>562422137yea use your selectors and crystals to MLB her right NYOW imagine permanent NSM
>>562421887>Just run ura>Fail some triple crown segment, parent run is permanently gimped and thus shit>Meanwhile TB parent farming is basically URA but with powerups>The only run killer is chain failing races
W-woah
>>562422137>he pulled for yeppers
>>562422160uma isn't p2w in the sense that money beats skill/effortmoney AND effort is unbeatable though
>>562422160what changed is we started playing asian mobile games instead of dogshit western mobile games
>>562422287>implying a mother isn't brave and strongMotherless behavior
>>562422061
>>562422205
>>562422370d*ck?
>>562422541
If team sirius doesnt show up even as classic year closes is that cripplingits like the card was never there at that point right?
>>562421673looks good but where is ur mpb and pump gwoignore the other anon ALWAYS get superstan on her she is literally the only uma right now to get SUPERSTAN make her SPECIAL
>>562422287it takes a brave woman to accept traditional gender roles in the face of modernity
Do we like the new late gambling skills?
>>562422585huh, actually doable
>>562422590I had it appear during senior year onceThe end result was alright, but not because of team sirius
>>562422603alright, thanks anon
>>562422652isnt take the chance really good
kingu love
>>562422652they're all good skill for Late with minimum gambling
>>562422652>cygames just gives gamblers a free slick surge and free up-tempo but for lateswere lates considered that bad?
Greeting toreinas! /Uma/ Club: the club the movie based on the bestselling novel about one man and his dream of putting a horse through school has room for 1 cool anon looking for an S-flavored club.Reply to apply!
>>562422695ugh, those bums finally showed up in classic novemberliterally just enough turns before summer
>>562422287I don't mind being the househusband while she works all day, I can wait doing the house choes until she comes back and milks me dry every night
So? Was HannukahOguri good this cm or was that not a gaslight?
>>562422585I'm so scared to try more than 2 wit cards for medium, it looks like very highrolly and I don't like highrolling, like I assume you have power sparks, but then how do you reach the stamina requirements? (I assume this is for CM12)
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really love Stego.
>>562422061It works like half tye time in the current CM maybe
>last attempt at getting into group A finals>first match>all my opponents are SS>all my umas have bad moodThis fucking game literally hates me
>>562422875i don't mix with sweepyfags
>>562422969you're talking pisces? she's an S-tier gambler in essentially any track/CM. the CMs where she is SS-tier is where she doesn't need to gamble because a recovery is just perfect.
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>>562423153cope
>>562419439A win is a win is a win
>>562422061serenity is a better bofa with a tiny chance to whiff.
>>562423153if only you knew how much we wish for death to the bots every day
>>562423242Where's the "I use my 5 borrows and fuck off" option
Just thought about that post earlier in this thread complaining about Taiki's legend race and I didn't understand why because I remember we all beat her easily back then even though now she's one of the biggest menace for sprinters stakes nowAnd then I just realized her ult used to be completely useless before the patchWhat is wrong with Cygames it's like they didn't understand how their own game work kek
>>562423242>all these people doing 2+Are you guys employed?
>>562421008What G1s are you running in classic year that aren't tied to an epithet?
>>562422445his favorite uma?teio
>>562423442Yeah I do 2 late afternoon and before bed
>>562421995He's a whale, who puts himself into f2ps shoes. However he doesnt mention that you need to farm your ass off for parents. Its not a question of how much money, but rather how much time you have
>>562422190Same, it's the only guide of his I followed to the letter and it just werks.That being said most of the time I only get an S+ from it, I need luck on my side too to get an SS.
>>562423242I was going to answer 1 but I saw a better option which was FUCK MANT
>>562423540>Its not a question of how much money, but rather how much time you haveYes anon, that's the nature of being f2p in a game with competitive pvp. The only way to close that gap is to farm like crazy
>>562423353bofa deez nuts
>>562423440umamusume was a failed project by all metricsit ended up being a success in the end but it had proven development hell
>>562423469Takarazuka and QEII
If you wonder how goo team Sirius is as a card and if you should try it outCheck how many of the consistently winning umas were trained with Sirius
>>562423881does that mean a lot of competitive global players watch witgod
I miss her
>>562423961You clearly didn't checkWinning umas don't use Sirius
Bros, you said evolve skills would've been out by now and Oguri would've gotten Summer Maru by Cygames
>>562423217hypnotic horse breasts image
>>562423838>TakarazukaSpring Champion is tied to either year's Takarazuka, better to do it in Senior
>>562419615danchu doesn't mind if I vote for a different club head right
>>562421887By time I meant the time it takes for sweepy to complete a run
>>562422652I need to finish my Bourbon run first, but can't wait to make some new Fukus and Flashes with these skillsGranted they land of course
Phew...busy day at the estate with directing the much needed cleaning, including new bed sheets, of course. Nothing better than that and a nice, long waterfall shower.
>>562423881I used it several time and it's way too rng, I get you can get a giga highroll but it's not for me
>>562423881it essentially gives you another late-race, finishing velocity for pisces thus it'll be good. the issue is that it released somewhat close to CM starting and requires the player to have good enough cards/high-roll hard enough to carry a mediocre stat-stick. for long CMs that aren't 3200, you'll see it much more.
>>562423000>>562422585Yeah, didnt work out as nice as i hoped. Shouldve went with 1 power .
>>562424130>>562424173The dumb esl should've specified it's for TT only and to never try it for a serious CM run
>>562423408SS soon...surely
>>562422358>Meanwhile TB parent farming is basically URA but with powerupsAlso maybe I'm crazy but I feel like Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring are way easier to win in TB. Maybe because your total average stat is higher so you don't need one single giga-boosted stat.
I used double dominator since the very first Taurus Cup and people were calling me retarded but I use it now and I'm being called a metaslop player??
>>562419615>show resultsYeppers. Whoever's at the top is getting my vote
>>562423783not even that much time to be honest, I do 1 run a day, and 50% of these umas are usable in CMs. M yparents are far from perfect too, just whatever I get playing normally that has enough sparks and I still get umas that are usable enough to A finals, since you have like 2 weeks between CMs I always get like 2 ok Aces and a real Ace, and so far I made to every single A final and got 4 platinum, which is not great but I'm happy with it.
gg sweepy shitters
>>562424284>Also maybe I'm crazy but I feel like Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring are way easier to win in TB.
i want to view my veteran roster sorted by date acquired with their sparks visible>w-we can't do that...WHY THE FUCK NOT???
>>562424347hmmnow let's see the bans
>>562424347Why are you watching shorts about news from november
>Fronts need A&S>Paces need SfV>Lates need either Pumping Iron or BeyondDo Ends have any sort of “required” inherit?
>>562424347>3 month old video
>>562424347>to REROLL>in redReroll, really? That's his problem?
>>562424457His phone is too shit to actually play the game
>>562424071>Queen Liz gives me nothing outside of regular win rewards if I'm not going for Tiara, a crown I would never go for anyway unless forced to.
>>562424457right i should be browing ledit instead
>guys any day now>surely cygames will finally ban botters
>>562424497generally the same as lates
>>562424542it is still a G1you still want to race max amount of G1s
>>562423783Not exactly. Money here doesnt close gaps, but gives you a boost for a certain goal. You have to understand whales farm their asses off too. Those ridiculously good parents dont just pop up.
I LOVE sex with umamusume.
I want danchou to win, but I also don't want to draw attention to our club.
>>562424630>mejiros are the only good optionsMight as well just get Rudolfs, or forget about those and get nsm
i dont care about sweepyhas anyone been banned for using hachimi? i just want sexy umas
There is no happy ending for cheaters. Your karma will catch up to you, cygays ignores a lot of shit but banning cheatfags isn't one of those
>>562424716I love taboo sex with my trainee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftVozIptWg8my uma will always go the tiara route though
The result of using external automated tools to violate umamusume tos
>>562424847what is bro doingblud thinks she's on the team
>>562424754Link to sexy uma mod
>>562423881Team Sirius works great on a highroll and usable even by F2Ps, but, the thing is Team Sirius is a card that excels even more with a better/whale deck. I was completely raped by someone with a whale deck and is using Best in Japan. You also just can't use the card for this CM on a honse without built in gold heals or gold velocity
>>562420840Have you tried using the arrow keys and enter key? Just curious, I dunno if that'll actually work.
Can i run a Nishino Flower + Seiun Sky CM team
>>562424754As far as I know no, people using hachimi tried to stay low profile unlike the sweepytard bragging about cheating
Dober, I love you, but please just let my Oguri win, you don't have to beat her constantly. You're meant to drain my cock, not drain my clock
>>562424720My danchou is a weak bitch, he will never win.
>>562424754hachimi is also an injector and against TOSbut I doubt cygays would target you
>danchud wins the first, official danchud cup>they investigate his account>it's clear he's a botter>/uma/ bashes on the clubsometimes losing is winning, danchud.
dancho said that if he loses he's shutting down the onlyfans...
>>562424384No I mean I feel like gassing out happens way less often in TB, even in the actually long races that require some stamina.
did the cup happen already?
>>562425031only if it is a mile or medunless heavy mutations
I waited until this morning to do today's runs. I'm not making out of group B. Guts maxed UG umas are everywhere. Out fucking classed.
>>562425106>his danchou farms fanslol wtf
>>562425184Cup starts when the room is full or until the timer runs out in case any danchous have been sleeping for 12h+
>>562425106My danchud would never _win_
Idk if my danchou even participated.
>>562425184we're drumming up hype
>>562424716me on the left
>>562425440Join the room as spectator
mambdanchud is dead...
Welp, not too shabby. Not an ace i would run though but at least Daiwa got a parent.
>>562425169almondbwo........
>>562424754I got a warning on my one of my JP alt accounts 4 years ago when I was doing model swaps and custom concerts.But I think the issue was that cygames thought I was account sharing because of how much I was switching accounts.
>>562425343pisces danchou stakes?
If your danchud is not in the cup, your club is simply not worth joining, it doesn't matter if he wins or not. That's just how it is. Your danchud is most likely a tourist while we're at it using /uma/ only as a recruiting hub.
>day off>have already done four runs today>need a minimum of five more to buy all the books>that shit ain't habbeningi... i'm bricked.
>>562425523where did the stamina come from?
>NSM is the mvp of this cm>NSM is the mvp of the next cmApoloyep right now!
>>562424512Reroll bots where ruining the game with connection issues
>>562425523Its a 20 percent stamina aptitude uma plus racing plus books.
>>562425738Yeah
>>562425824not so fast
>>562425808Whoops, there >>562425862You should be able to hit the cap easily. Usae stam/power parents.
>>562424720It's okay my danchou is winning this
>>562425780Leaving it to sweepy to grind the last few runs I need for the final book while I umapyoi
It's unironically over for me, never had my account brick this hard before...
>>562426109>It's okay my danchou is winning this
>>562425497Im at work...
I play JP but I just auto everything and I can't read a lick of anything Japanese outside of recognizing positions so I just pick gold skills at the end of a career and hope it works
>>562426189most people didnt even bother. Hell I didnt even fucking bother shits too annoying
>>562424497>>Paces need SfVIt was useful literally once bwo, pacers don't have a good accel this CM
>>562426189It's ok everyone is bricked except sweepyfags
If you like Mejiro Ryan, that's okay and I respect it.
>>562426189Buy the greens and skip the gold. That's what I did.
>>562426020We didn't get the buffed version so it's just a medium OYL
>My danchou didn't join yet
>two more runs for the booksI'm gonna do it bwos
>>562424965there are like 6 mods on bananayou will find it>>562425081so its not detectable?i used something back in jps first year and it look high res and good but somehow nothing i switch makes the resolution better on hachimi
>>562426189I literally didnt use those hint books at all, uma meta comes and goes. Until a true stayer shows up its not too important.Who is the true stayer umas? Orvefre?
>>562426374>so its not detectable?Oh, it is detectable, they just won't go for you.
>>562426053I guess I will try this deck for Falco with some tweak to stamina, thanks!
this is my third time ending up in group B finals and it never stops feeling like dogshit
>>562426359you got this bwo, I'm making the last dash as well
Everything that could go wrong, went wrong.
If the danchou doesn't join they should be taken off the club list. It's a sign they are not part of /uma/
>>562426294
>>562423881Were there really people who didn't think Team Sirius is good? It's easily the best welfare SSR we've gotten so far by a massive margin.
>>562425081Injectors are only "against TOS" because Cygames is unable to detect client side file modification. Most games arent if they dont have some root level bullshit
>>562426239wait until you unlock row2&3 in TT and get flooded with billion carats
>>562426294This is an autis/uma/ regular weekly meeting btw
>>562426473I switched special week to her power variant desu.
I only have respect for Danchous that are using their Oshi/club mascot in the cup and not some metawhore trash
I just do not understand how my golshi went 0 for 15. Is my matchmaking luck just that horrible that somehow there's always one uma that has rng on their side? Its crazy.
>>562426196just take out your dick so it looks like you're masturbating. your boss will understand
>>562426595this is maya, rice and floweri can tell
>>562426683No Long SNo NSM, but if you don't have NSM you should aim for 1100 power. My Golshi with 1,1k power no NSM but spurt sometimes win.
>>562426595sniff
>>562426683golshi is no longer an autowin uma, you were unlucky
>>562416565Don't be too surprised when you miss 3-4 and die before the spurt.
>>562426683>long A without nimble/NSMit is what it is
88224793882247938822479388224793cm12 test room
>>562426869just run double front
>>562426595Right handedLet's pumpStraightaway spurt
Okay Daiwa, you better not fuck it up you titty tease
How much affinity do I lose on Dober if the grandparents didn't run Tiara races? I don't feel like grinding a new gp
>>562426239I play JP and want to kill myself every other week because no matter how much I improve my TT Uma the line keeps going up and I end up getting kicked out then being 1m+ above promotion range
>>562426657Our oshi is kitasan black, how could you tell?
>there are jpfags among us
>>562416565Why a gold green skill rather than head-on + more stats?
>>562426974>he bought le hat>dump eet
>>562426763this torena possesses great erudition
Is this thing new? Never saw it
>>562427102The JP players didn't stop playing just because global came out
FINALLY
>>56242689586332851863328518633285186332851round 2
>>562427149yeah it's from the ballroom rudolf card
>>562427102AMONG US
>>562427090Likely story
>>562427102>/uma/ was promised to us 4 years ago
Hopefully I can give one of you guys a free win.
>>562426981trying putting dober in the dox sitemake a copy of her with tiara races and compare them?
Why is 2 threads ago empty
>>562427439that gold shit would be a free win, regardless.
>>562427498Meido killed it since we had 3 /uma/ threads at the catalog
>>56242730960606199606061996060619960606199round 2 results1 more room
>>562426941If you're going to do that and tie your hopes to one pacer in this CM, you could do a lot better than that basic ass Tachyon.
Gold crystal and shards left but fuck it.
>>562427102One day, we're all merging
>>562427626the hog refuses to die
YALL NIGGAS DOING CM12 TESTS ALREADY???????????
who is the LEAST annoying on the home screen? i cant find someone who doesnt gets on my nerves
>>562427626>a single holidays oguri in the lobby>it winsyou guys did pull her, right?
>>562427748for like a week yes
is Danchou Cup here yet?
>>562426683Way too much recovery and not enough gamba to actually win.
>>562427753I don't think you like umamusume after all
>>562427748I gave up on cm11
>>562427753Cafe
>>562427753ayabe
>>562427753ENTER
>>562427869>>562425343
>>562427626last round, im glad my umas did well enough. im content with what i have, it was pretty much just a ball at the end>>562427806au contraire
>>562427753Daisca
>missed out on Med SPain
>>562427987>just use the schizo bro that sees non existent thingsdidnt roll anyway>>562428014implying i rolled>>562428052>HUUUU HUUUU HUUUUUUUUUUUSHUT UP YOU FAT COW worst to have on home actually
>>562425027That's how I normally do it, and I can select everything like this, but the cursor stays wherever I left it with my mouse. It's like there is a visual cursor that stays on the screen, and the true cursor that I can control with arrow keys, but since it's completely invisible, I don't know what I'm selecting.
>>562428084>nagging womanlol, lmao
>>562428082holy
>>562427102I played until Grand Live, so I only have a few more months advantage over you guys.
>>562428194as i said, it was just one big ball at the finish line
NE NE TOLENA
>>562428162>>562427901
>>562428082beating hog with her own (other) unique
>>562428260The cutest!
>>562427626Can I have Doto's cards? I want to make a Doto ace.
Looking for clubFairly active, doing about 2-3 runs a day663467285736
>>562428490rebricked is fullsucks for you buddy :)
>>562428490DANCHOOOOWE ARE 29/30 WAKE UP!!!
so why isn't *everyone* using firm course menace? it makes sense for fronts since they have the least speed in the final stretch, but what about everyone else?
>>562428481i already closed out of the room bwo... the doto torena is probably in the thread lurking though atm
Uh guys how important is Head On...
>>562428490I sent you an invite!!
>>562428598
>>562428565Pisces isn't a firm track.
>>562428598it's not, you're fine
>>562428565>330sp for 1.5Llollmao
>>562428052She's been my home screen ever since I sparked her. I only change to get birthday dialogues. Also mean I don't even know her other lines since she's she's never been on enhance, story, and race.
>>562428565i don't have ntri am borrowing yeppers
>>562428554dont worry bwo. i can invite>>562428490sent an invite
>>562428490Did your previous club implode? Just curious because I've seen a lot of you guys seeking clubs lately
>>562428725So fucking hot god damn...love urara
The racces start in 6 hours and 10 minutesToday we have:G3 Churchill Downs Cup, 1600m Turf, 3YO only, NHK Mile Cup trialG3 Lord Derby Challenge Trophy, 1600m Turf, 4YO and up only
bakshin descendants have good armpits
I'm so tired of training kitashit. Bitch has a mood down every 2 turns. Just kill yourself already.
>>562428751that's a lot though
>>562428598Not important since Bigwa Hayaheade isn't going to win anyway
>Mambochou still hasn't joined the Danchou race
>>562427109Less skill points and I also didnt have spring runner
>>562428846>downs cup
>>562428795I'm not from your club bwo...
So 800 is the minimum stamina for the next CM? And 900-1000 is to tank Debuffers?
Is nimble nav good enough? My cards are too shit to justify borrowing yeppers
>>562428914this is just proof that mambo is no longer an /uma/ club but a /v/ma club
>>562428873WHAT??????
She will arrive 1 day early.
fact: mambo was never an /uma/ club.
Please white sparks please work with me
>>562428914Any other notorious clan missing?
What do you think of this girl?
>>562429239I'm going to rape her
How do you force sweepy to use mant clocks??
>>562429239i dont think
>>562429190UmaDash
>everyone as censoreship spats or granny pants>burbon full thong???????????????why cant every or at least a few more have full view on ass if one is ok?
>>562429307Don't use sweepy ya lazy fuck
How do you want Mambodancho to join Dancho Dahby if he never plays to begin with
>>562429347You don't get an ass like that and then proceed to not show it off
just realized april fools is over and I saw a total of two captchas.
>>562429347retard
>>562429347The other girls have shame.The robot does not.
>>562429347bourbon's wearing a leotardneo universe will also be wearing a partial leotard so you can see her cheeks
>>562429347It's a leotard with a skirt. That's how cygay got away with showing her asscheeks.
>>562428914>>562429335We'll shame every club who don't join the Danchou /Uma/ Beatdown
>>562429347leotard is safe for work so it's okay
>>562429394>How do you wantIt's "How do you *expect" ESL-kun.
hehe...
>>562429347Because LOOK AT IT
>>562429527Robutt
>>562428795he joined honsefun... sorry bwos..
>>562429347this is a middle-schooler btw. shame on you all.
>>562429347Friendly reminder it is immoral to lust over her
>>562427127Support events dumped me.At least nepo uma and landing strip forehead came to comfort me.
>>562429347front runner buff
>>562429394Mambo has a shadowdancho that plays the game. Our dancho is just a figurehead.
>>562429347Leotards aren't lewd
Classic year is saved!
>>562429737Imagine not taking wit there
>>562429713she's actually in the highschool division, same with rice
>>562429713akshually she is senior division according to her profile ingame
>>562429713JC are PEAK sex
>>562429636O-oh... Yeah, you're right. Thanks
>>562429714Because she's a robot and therefore doesn't have a soul?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg
>>562429553>>562429590>>562429630thats retarded but i will take itok then why dont more umas wear leotards??as far as i know not even in jp she is the only onewhy?
i've got like 40k carats. whats the next support card we're all saving for?
Bros I was trying out slay the spire and this game is too hard
>>562429394He qualified for graded A finals yesterday. He is back and so are we.
>>562429347>runs in front to make sure everyone can see her juicy assshe's an exhibitionist
>>562429885>>562429910>>562429916this is the uma equivalent of knowing the exact age of consent laws in a specific state.
>>562429962that's not slay the spire that's idoly pride with an im@s skin
>>562429347going to Bourbon
>>562429882Imagine alot of things
>>562429940Because cygay is gay. SMaru is still the most revealing swimsuit we had half a decade later.
>>562429962umas for these feel?
I watch every final MANT race just for the race music
>his club didn't join the danchou race
>>562429920Sorry, I don't know why I typed ESL...
>>562429940we need more of thisfuck jews and fuck chinks and kill w*men>>562430038is this a model viewer? i need it and i need this in higher resolution
>>562429953speed trannyon in a few months
>>562430073>smaru>when both spechud and mcqueen essentially get pantyshots
>>562430016If you're part of Tracen academy you're already legal for SEX with trainers
>>562430145I think you typed ESL because you thought his English was very very bad
>>562429737>nepo umaboth bonbon and kitapits have non special pedigree
Are there any B+/A clubs still looking for a new member?
>>562430218>upskirt>pantsu>clobbered together tits>birds-eye of cleavagehow the FUCK did those old, japanese animators get away with this one?
>>562430298I didn't want to be combative, I think you guys are just a bad influence on me.
Every CM i get so tired of the layers of RNG that need to go your way man>Long S on a handful of stars>Fucking practice perfect>decent stat run>Good skills...>...except either cards with gold recoveries finished their event chains
>>562430298anyone have the mafty dance rice shower gif
is there really no other crane day then senior january?i am skipping the whole carrer in recreationnothing
>>562430230Maru is a hag pretending to be a teen, it's different. As opposed to Creek who is a teen pretending to be a hag.
>>562429394He got 3M fans yesterday
Only 74 more daily legends races to go and I'll finally have Silence Suzuka!
>>562430439she's wearing a swimsuit so its fine
>>562430218They're bikini bottoms. The fact you put a skirt over it doesn't suddenly make them panties. I expected /uma/ to have a more sophisticated understanding of lewd.
Late SEA hours
This event is stupid as fuck. Everything costs like 10k. And you only get like 2k a run. It only last 4 days. These retards expect people to run every hour of the day and still not buy out the shop.
>>562428598i miss when my biwa just relying on Long S and recoveries won Gem plat. I didn't really even understand accel back then because i was lazy about really understanding game mechanics
>>562430439Didnt even mention special pits
>>562430402yes anon! we at autis/uma/ have room for one more dacchi
>>562430439just realized he said revealing, which yes smaru technically is but they are much sexier>>562430542nerd
It feels really really really bad to train Super Creek with Kashimoto in your deck. It may not be optimal, but i will not do it.
>>562430402I think autis/uma/ was looking for an anon aboveRyanon!!!
>>562430461this is the only dancing rice gif I have
>>562429239She is my precious daughter and I will take her to the top of any CM we can manage.
>>562430463It's at most once a year apart from junior, so you can get it once in classic and once in senior if you spam.
>>562430463the UFO game?I almost always get it when do recreation on that final turn before Senior Arima Kinen
>>562430461GUNDAM DATO!?
>>562430218The only way this would be akin to a panty shot is if the skirt wasn't just a part of the bikini bottom. Its really mild.
>failed 2% and 3% training in span of 7 turnsFUCK MY SKIBIDI CHUNGUS LIFE
The terror of Group B: a somewhat competently trained end closer
>>562430443Time to take the good enough pillMake sure to follow it up with the I'm fine with gold pill
>mediocre sparks>lowroll inspirationsWell,off to glue you go.
>>562430628Global has an accelerated schedule. They didn't boost the pt gain to make up for it. They didn't even take into account how long MANT takes for each run.
The 1 speed deck miracle
>>562430761>sandbagging your rd2 to terrorize shitters furtherholy based.
I have enough Kikuka Sho banners to get only 1 uma to max potential. Mayano or christmas Biwa? Mayano gets pretty good skill while Biwa has Body and Mind which I still need for Tracen Special quest.
I'm still angry, rolled her alt twice while not being able to get her SEXO, regular fit.
>>562430849How about they just give us more tests so we can earn more points for first-time clears?
Ryanon seems like a cool guy
Send help
>>56243076172.5% winrate but Group B?
>>562430706>>562430751NARANAI KOTOBA O MOUICHIDO EGAITE
>>562430923welfare ssr winning ticket gives body and mind, just do maya
>mambros now love their danchouwhat went right?
>>562430973Sweepy?
>Baseball team manager, but with anime girlsThere I just gave you the next big gacha, Cygames. I'll take my gibs as a reward.
Soon...
>>562430402/Uma/ Club will open up take a "temporary" member that wants to try out as well soon if you're interested in hanging out for a month to see how you do!
>>562430923bwo just borrow Guts Spechan for Body
>>562430849i doubt events are shorter than they were in JP, same as banners, there's just less dead time
>>562430742>>562430718late april was the first recreated whole career
>>562431035They have had the fujo version with power pro already
>>562431090Magic anus tightening spell
>>562430948>Dancho Derby host makes a room while Mambocho is still crucifiedThat evil fucker intentionally did this
>>562431090
>>562430985I play casually and didn't figure out how to produce decent results in Trackblazer until after my group had already been chosen.
YES I FINALLY WON
>>562430972He is. Don't tell him I said that, though.
Can you get Smart Hat from the last shop during the Twinkle finale? Or is Senior Early October shop refresh is your last chance?
>>562430985He got that wr because he got demoted to group B
>>562431253>Or is Senior Early October shop refresh is your last chance?It is
>>562431238See you in group b bwo
>>562430763Yeah well i was spoiled with luck before getting plat winning aces on literally one run, even my first with that particular umabut at this point i just want shit to line up "good enough"
Translate it zooms.
>>562431238>idol outfit maya, bakushin and scarletholy SOVL
>>562429307you can't. there is no check for "Try Again" button at all atm.
>>562431385unc forgot how to google
fuck you i hate this dogshit
>>562431256Yeah that too, presumably. My win rate in the first round, with a different Bright who had an A+ grade, was exactly 10%.
>>562431385>Change my outfit? Are you implying that it is not currently in style?
>>562431238>open group b????
>>562431385Uncool or otherwise outdated. Learned that from Pokemon of all things
The last thing a bright-eyed young chap sees before being robbed of his innocence
>>562431385freshen up = prepare for sex
>>562431238Can we see the aces?
>Sweepy and Dober had the same amount of kids, 10>but Dober had sex more>Dober is not seen as an onahole the way Sweepy isExplain
>>562430998>>562430751>>562430298You are a disgrace to Raisubros.
>>562431532>>562431548What is chopped already on the way put or something
>>562431482what the fuckthe witch needs correction...
Where's the SS uniform alt?
>>562431593Dober is seen as an inherent mother figureSweepy is not
>1* unique>1* important whitesShould i cope with this GP?
did you know there is a claw cunnyseur titel?
Jesus Christ. I'm still not even in my 3rd year and NTR is pumping that speed
>>562431638chopped refers to physical appearance whereas cheugy is for clothing
>>562431638Not that unusual to have multiple slang terms for the same thing
>>562431593She doesn't have a body made for sex like sweep>>562431747
>>562431579I thought "freshen up" was a woman's polite way of saying "I need to take a fat shit">>562431593Dober has been alive for so long that she's long past her mother stage and is more known now as being a nice old lady in retirement, that's why.
>>562430998AKAIRO NI SOMARU JIKAN O OKI WASURESAREBAI actually used to spam the meme during its peak and one of the reason I got into umamusume but only realized that Laisu was doing the Mafty dancehttps://youtu.be/Bcvr0t8LbJg
>>562431593Dober a cute
>>562431736agemasen title
Im too old for zoomspeak.
>>562431712You should take the chance
>>562431747>>562431814Get random ass missclick replied to nerd
>all this sweep talk made me pick her instead of windyMY 20% FAN RACE BONUS NOOOO
>Want to make Dober parent>Realize i need to make grandparents that actually did the Tiara setMeanwhile Ryan could always borrow from my stock of Crown umas..
i pulled this dogshit card more often then i was outsite the last year
donut
I love gutsmaxxingI can finally use my favorite guts card: Kitasan Black
>>562431993>abandoning WindyWoe, low rolls be upon ye
Umm... So you're all middle-aged men past the year of 30?I'm sorry but I was looking for a toreina who is in his early twenties, just passed the uma exam with high grades, at least six feet tall, muscles, and can princess carry an uma without breaking his back.
>>562431895https://youtube.com/watch?v=fmcLNoBWQOY?si=uDagI1iAgAukxFG8
>>562431213
>>562431516Am i stupid or why hasnt Cygames made physical plushie merch that look just like the ones in the minigameNo the funny third party Nice Nature plushie doesnt count and they arent even in production anymore
>>562431678It's actually pretty simple to doI don't know why he hasn't done it yet>then do itI might
>>562431593Kitasan Black fans got really asshurt on Kitsan's behalf for the Duramente incident.
>>562432003We are in MANT now. Whats the issue?
>>562432146Well, princess carrying McQueen takes a lot of Power...
just a test runwith riko, late surger can do just fine in tokyo 2400m, radiant star and 1 white heal like Be still helps enuff if u fall short on stam or guts
>>562432146I'm all that except not 6ft, skinny, and only gets carried, sorry...
>>562432185They know what people would do to them
>>562431832I've gotten mindbroken by watching so many of those videos anytime I hear or read YATTEMI- my brain automatically filters in the rest of the meme
>>562429179YayNo Groundwork so that kinda sucks but at least I have my own Ignited Wit/Power Parent now
>>562432146Makween would not say this
>>562432146My trainee likes my age.
>>562432185They could even have official claw machines...
This should be the standard on every horse girl
>>562432185Which one, white devil?
>>562432252I want to slap her belly and watch the ripples
>>562432185Japanese big corpo are allergic to easy money despite being nearly as greedy as their western counterpartsProbably something to do with royalties and not wanting to disrupt the actual horse plushies market
>>562432242will the raw points of a gorillion races drown out the crown epithet? Also it would be summer and spring triple crown compatibilities missing too, if Dober doesnt run Spring Tenno Sho or Arima Kinen, thats still a lot right?
Names of the 2024 foal crop, these will be debuting this year
>>562432425The calstone one because its a square.
>>562432425is tannhauser really that popular to get that kind of merch or is she shillclub
>>562431895Zoomspeak can be fun if you know others who use it./uma/ has ruined me with the 6 7 thing. One time I was counting and said 6 7 along the way, and I repeated it out of pure instict, and surprisingly at the exact same time as my little sister. It made me laugh so much since it was a pure brainrot moment.
>>562432425What the hell, who even cares what time it is
>>562431213the only thing that bothers me about him is when he says thing like "no gay quota" in the adslike bro, there's a reason to have one for every decently active club but more than that it's just contrary to the otherwise very cute and comfy and based recruitmentsbased to host a dancho race tho
>>562432425None.>>562432418So is this the new shitposting angle for the next couple days
>>562431014I don't have it. I didn't read story yet because I saw in events that umamusu has pretty mediocre stories.I still lack Corner Connoisseur and Beeline Burst besides Body and Mind to complete it and claim ticket.>>562431104desu I secretly hoped it'd spark argument about whether Mayano or Biwa has more use. I need to check their skills conditions because when it comes to tracks I can bet Mayano is more versatile since she can run everything iirc.
>there are zoomers among us
>>562432146I'm everything except strong.Unfortunately for McQueen, I like my women my size... Unfortunately for everyone involved, only Akebono gets close, and she's still a whole head shorter.
>>562432146You called?
>>562432495I do this with my siblings too...
>>562432146Which umas would even have old men as their trainers in the game?They all act like jap anime men in their 18s-23sExcept the Urara trainer, he's weird, that guy is definitely an old one
>>562432146i wouldnt break my back, but i do have a hernia, and i would have to take it easy after princess carrying my uma
>>562432564You don't actually have to read the stories...
>>562431895>>562432495
>>562432467Every graded race counts during mant. You can max affinity easily
>>562432604
>>562432607I love you
>>562432483Lala's is the only good on here.
>>562432604Perfect for the Oji-sans here
>>562432621>Except the Urara trainer, he's weird, that guy is definitely an old one*cough*urarabros....our response....?*cough*
>>562432621All of mine have female trainers.
look at this bakushin
There's literally no reason not to sneak in a few glowsticks here and there. They're only like what, 10 coins? You end your career with so many coins and items unused. Motherfucker, you're not even going to use the raised horsedaughter most of the time. You're literally soulless if you don't buy a handful of glowsticks and cheer and watch your horsedaughter's winning live.
>>562432604>there are anons here whose birth year doesn't start with 198
fuck
>>562432604the first zoomer year is 97 brother, us zoomers are slowly approaching 30
>>562432146Fuck it, here. You're missing out, fatty.
>>562432883this is still the most disturbing gif I've seen to date
>>562432680>>562432680>>562432680
>>562432604The oldest zoomers are in their mid 20s. Much like how the oldest millennials are in their mid 40s
>Ogurin's mother in the manga/anime is incredibly loving and supportive>Oguri Cap's actual mother was extremely neglectful to the point that he started overeating as a form of comfort which is the origin of the "haha she eats so much" jokesOh...
>>562432931>page 1Meido's going to kill us anon
>>562432604Amogus?
>>562432835sexushin
>>562433003Ho, ho, hee, hoo
>>562432931Holy fucking retarded SEAmonkey
>>562432604Reply to this post if you have no childhood memory of either 9/11, the Y2K scare, or like Princess Diana getting killed
>>562433003Oguri's actual life was a neverending conga line of everything in the world except his fans shitting on him.>mother treated him like shit>JRA wouldn't let him compete in certain races because of bullshit rules>had no children of note>randomly died one day
>>562433213who is princess diana? some eceleb?
>>562432003>>562432467>+4 from G1s & Tiara>or insane amount from race spamif it's unity parents then start over if it's TB parents that did the crown route then just take the 4/8/12 can't be assed to look up when it counts affinity loss
>>562433213Nigga I remember the news of the Soviet Union breaking up, I was 5 when it happened.
>>562432835Lick
>>562433213It's called seven eleven bwo
>>562433353...hey
>>562432846Unironically I pity them. Not born when you're coming into your own as a teen just when the internet is taking off, but is still filled mostly with nerds and enthusiasts, and phones aren't advanced yet that people record everything and thus no one remembers that one retarded thing you did in high school.
>>562432146>penis size isn't mentionedThis anon is 6 feet tall, has average face, goes to gym and has a small dick
>>562433698>and thus no one remembers that one retarded thing you did in high school.y-yeah, no one...
>>562433213Y2K? Is that a new slang from the brainrot gen?
>>562433213I don't remember 9/11 at all because I was only 4 years old and I only played in sandbox with other kids.
>>562434484I love my uma wife Symboli Rudolf.
>>562425176I just had a bakushin lose a mile race because she gassed out. She had about 250 stamina
Do you keep getting exchange points from daily missions tomorrow?
