>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>562821471
erg is finished
ganking jee
duskbloods
erg girls
>>562905909Why are erg girls so pretty?
Any fun ideas for invasion builds?Preferably with unpopular weapon types like Whips and Flails.
>>562906110Because they are BUILT for bee double you see!
>>562906459Big WylderWhite Cock
>>562906427mainhand family heads and cast death sorceries with floating skulls like the rancorcalls and chase after them with running R2s alongside the skulls, spookilywhips make me think of lion tamers
I unironically kinda like skillslop Undertaker but I only get to use her for Augur, it's nice to see the usual Duchess drop me haloslop
>>562907573how do you make it work for long fights like ed libra and balancers? her fp bar is tiny
It just occurred to me yesterday that I can search for elden ring cosplay. Usually I wait for images to trickle down to me by happenstance. But actually I really want to see more cosplays, and I should just look them up.
two handed cleanrot sword + electric drawstring + poke + bhs + verdigris + icon shield + starlight shard
>>562907573>>562907573I like undersluts they are so rare nowadays
>>562907692just do a lot of damage
>>562907692That's why I said I only use her for Augur, the invader relic does have that effect that increases MP when you unlock a rise, it helps a little bit
>>562906607>>562906459Best posts in months
>>562907743you can also do the cosplays yourself
I’ve been rereading Berserk now that I have all of the deluxe edition volumes and it’s still so kino. Could a proper Soulslike game or something work for it? I know about Musou but it kind of dropped the ball honestly.
>Malekith dies>"You fucking piece of shit tarnished. What the fuck is your problem? You feed me death root then kill me without saying a fucking word? I swear to Marika you are the biggest piece of shit."
>>562908509Too much work. I have other hobbies.
>>562908680if we play as a total nobody with no impact to the overall plot, i guess it can work? the thing is if you play as Guts or any other named character then they'd probably have to be using themed skills/ults for fanservice, which will make it more like onimusha or other action JRPGs instead of a proper soulslike.i don't read Berserk, i just like to see the funny faces on the behelits so my opinion probably belongs in the trash.
>>562906427https://www.youtube.com/@IcedEstus/videoskeep this a secret
Why did they make the village furnaces suck so bad? They should have let you choose 1 of 3.- A random skill of the same affinity- a random weapon buff- a completely random skillInstead its just put in a useless skill and get back raptors of mist/ground slam/white shadows lure/etc. Also fuck it make it automatically bring a white weapon to +1 why not. or make it remove debuffs. idk. Literally anything to make them somewhat interesting or appealing in any way.
>>562907750>2handing a 1hand sworddisgoostan
>>562908680It’s just going to be the Dark Souls series.
Is Ranni's ending essentially the Nox ending? I always assumed they have very similar goals.
>>562909878quit shaking your ass bitch
>>562909878creepy...
>>562910405Why?
don't post my wife in this shithole faggot
This game is purposefully giving me cursed fucking matchesIt's not until I've had three or four matches with absolute fucking mouth-breathers before I get anyone with more than two braincells to rub together.
>>562910772>exejeet 3bar'd Many such cases.
>guardian main complaining about deadweightsCan I get some kekw's in the chat?
latest jee was pretty entertaining ngl
>>562910584>>562909878Elf cuncun sex
>>562910772birba
>>562909878Ishizaki isn't experienced at Roguelite design.
>>562909937Blame the game, not the player.>2h R1 with small weapons breaks max poise in PVP in a single hit>but 1h R2s with any multihit small weapon doesn'tSome weapons like Warhawk Talon won't even do it when two-handed, it's pure bullshit.
>>562910772I keep telling people that doing evergaols at level 1 is a bad idea. If you get a church rat opening. Then check around back for demi humans, or in front for undead.
>>562911291imagine her licking a Big Boiled Crab
>>562910950>exefraud deflectionkino
>>562909109Like what?
What are they talking about?
>>562911845>"what's that retard doing up there?"
>>562911845>yuh yuh yuh yuh
>>562911319I have every pack of mobs memorized as probably does every autist with 900 hours in this game. Church start isn't too bad any more unless you have the relic rune debuff
>>562911845>dsgtroons are so sad
>>562910772>Level 1, 3bar, evergaolTbh just leave them be and let them rq. That's what I would do. If my rando teammates have retard tier routing I just split off.
I tabbed out and got a golden seed. The fucking worm boss died of rot while I was shitposting
>>562912737turn around
>>562911650Learning 3D modelling. I've been getting fairly technical with it recently, because I want to try something that almost no one else is doing. And certainly nobody is doing with Blender.
>>562910772>Negative DPS complaining about anythingThat aside this is why I don't really like base game expeditions, at least in D1 and D2 you can solo, D3 is a complete shitshow but it doesn't have that many quitters or retarded people
Got the shamshir today. Pretty cool weapon. Fits my build well. The step forward and range make me land hits I thought I would completely whiff. Once I get it to +25 I will go kill mohg for my dlc fit. Don't think there much I want build wise from the DLC though (I'm just doing a dex/fth weapon buff build with the godslayer seal)
>>562912885*punches you in the throat*
>>562907743>>562909109She will never be White lol
are there any youtubers or cool youtube videos of people playing sorcery/magic in elden ring?I only see melee shit but I wanna try magic
>>562911319It was fucking red godskinned niggers tooPic related is the shit I have to put up with as a birbmain
>>562912737I'd give that type B of yours my Golden Seed if you catch my meaning.
>>562912798how long did it take you to learn 3d modelling?
>>562913437get in the line
>>562912874I've honestly gotten better at that actually. I've had some runs where I've been able to dish out crazy damage. It's rare tho.Realizing that dodge + guard thing heavily reduces stamina damage was a game changer tho.
>>562913538Such a slutty and popular type b...
>>562913318thisthisthis
>>562912786Everyone keeps calling her asian. Wasnt my intention but now i cant unsee it.
>>562913892what's your verdict on >>562914354 ?
>>562913481I didn't. I'm still learning. It's been years of tinkering. But my approach is not efficient and shouldn't be used as an example. Realistically, you can learn the basics in mere months. All you have to do is follow some tutorials, and keep looking up information to fill your gaps in knowledge.It only took me months to navigate the basics of Blender, and make a basic rigged model. But when it came time to texture, I found that task daunting, and sought alternatives. And in seeking, I started down an alternative path altogether. If you just stick with well established techniques, then it won't take too long. before you're making decent models. That is the rule of thumb for most endeavors. Sticking to established techniques = advancing quickly. Seeking your own path = advancing slowly.It's been years for me, because I decided I was going down my own path that required more math and programming knowledge than I had. However, now that I'm starting to understand these things better, I'm starting to advance more quickly. It's an exciting time. I will likely have a proof of concept of what I'm working on, within the next week or two. And after that, it will shift to figuring out how to optimize it and make it more stable.
>>562913318Truth>>562912798Oh you’re that guyI assume this is related to a line of work for you? I don’t much see the value in it otherwise but good luck I guess
>>562914640https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FGU0ZwYub-0this seems easy, you sure it takes months to learn?
>>562913258Ouch!
So you can't stack up a whole party with one Marais right? Dropping it wipes your stacks?
>Fine. Fine! >:cWhy is she so mad
>>562912798it's really nice to get to hear a new update from you, I still remember how cool the last one you shared looked
>>562915437the moon's moody
>>562915437whom?
>>562915115kek
>>562915373ANSWER ME NIGGERS
>>562915683
>>562914354For Democracy!
>>562915830yes retard
>>562914354Hot and popular at the roundtable hold I hear!
>>562914354The only thing remotely asian about her is the nose.
>>562915830Yes you can the AR stays just the stacks are invisible
Futa Revs run this general
>>562916970futa is gay
>>562916970I hear this impregnates this >>562914354
>>562915830drop it so the three of you can have thousands of AR
>>562916970uoh…
>>562914354>>562907743>>562915920You're beautiful
>>562915115Looks off… cute pfp though >>562916551>>562915923Cringe and Reddit
>>562915920that's you?
Practice won.
>lost my streak to practice griefing>then to the whole server DC'ingaughhwhat's the pointI'll just main guardian now
>>562917196Android 16 just died
>>562909878uoh elf
>>562917365Tuesday innit
>>562909878One time it changed buttslam for cragblade on some fists for me it was p nice. 90% of the time it's crap doe
>>562917365want a hug?
>>562917628Ya... a bit unmotivated after that. I don't have it in me to pick Duchess like 50 times again
>>562917709*gropes ur fat ass during the hug*
>>562917304yeah
>>562917780Ahnn!!
>>562917843Can I be in your service? I'm really good at killing dragons and opening rises
>>562915018>I assume this is related to a line of work for you?Nope. It's only a hobby. It's what I do while waiting in queue. Maybe when I'm better at it, I can turn it into a money making endeavor. Who know... Maybe I can make some sexy patreon bucks doing Nightreign porn.
>>562917152You heard wrong >>562917780I don’t remember making this post…
>>562917780>>562918043Honestly I wish guys would do this every time
>>562917992Make futa rev on undertaker and my money is yours
>>562918472Small futa = booooBig futa = yayyyRev is small and might as well be a futa's personal onahole.
>>562917780>>562917931>>562918336very strange posts
>>562918558That also sounds tempting.
>>562917992Post softcore porn on youtube's community tab and lead them to your patreon, it's the new meta, like 3 people around Onlywhorefu do it
>>562918607it's creepy hours
>>562918607>>562918705What's wrong with wanting your butt squeezed?
>>562917709st trina got a dumpy?
>>562917985maybe if you make yourself useful and bring me something good first
>>562918558futa is gay. stop being gay
>>562918798I found a mushroom and a leaf in cave after beating a super angry bear. You may have it my lady.
>>562918859Futa Rev is canon idiot
>>562918961No she's straight and loves boys
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uotdyZEcxC8anons should make magic fight clublooks cool
>>562919045*impregnating boys
>>562919045No she's gay and loves to rape Recluse's dark pussy until its gaped
>>562919064magic is for girls and homosexuals
>>562919104>>562919085Gay
>>562919139So 80% of erg. There's a reason big strong men are in high demand here.
>>562919104The sheer amount of futa Revenant porn is proof that Nightreign needed a shota character.
>>562919234Your words don’t scare me
>>562918859>Is that a non-hetero relationship?! I must make hating that my entire personality!Stop caring.
>>562919064too much coordination required, too few people who give a shit. maybe 8 years ago.
>>562919064>Press X to awesome!!!11!!What he said >>562919139
>>562919421>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmg2aSCP3yIyou will change your mind after thisongbal of magic
>>562919064>slicer, swift shard, and gravitational missile fight club How is that any fun?
>>562919337I'll stop caring when people stop putting penises on my favorite characters. Futafags are a fucking cancer
>>562919751Porn sites include filters and blacklists for a reason. Use them.
>>562917365>>562917628>>562917709creepy
>>562919901You sound angry
>>562919584good reddit bait
>>562919314Verily.
>>562917202Why don't you guoh outside and guoht a juohb? That's literally just a normal picture of revenant
>>562919950You seem upset your unearned duotroon streak ended trashtinx
>>562920161Kek schizo. Trish won
>>562920213...the most gangbanged anon contest
>>562919751based cause & I support you
>>562920161That's not me and we didn't duo everytime idiot, when the PW had people other than practice, tinpo posted gg on his own all the time and I've been even playing with randos
>3man squad playing passive against a meme buildI can't wait to see if shartbloods will survive with such a scummy playerbase
>>562920120Keep telling yourself that goy shit. I’m starving and I’m going to die based.
>>562920596Gankers won't play shartbloods because they don't get to have an overwhelming advantage against their opponents in it.
>>562918959I don't want you to find out but I'm going to keep them with me in my room behind my chair where the others won't see
Rykard unironically fell in love with a stripper.
>>562920596what you watching?
>>562921410Tanith 100% does freaky stuff in bed
>>562921570She's also involved with Patches so she definitely goes around.
>>562921209Cute
>>562921649it's the opposite, she was loyal until the end and gave up her sanity before giving up on her Rykard
>>562919275>>562919139>>562920282>>562920213>>562919950>>562920282>>562919751>>562919045>>562918754high quality truthful posts which struck some nerves in the process of striking nails on their respective heads
Miriams vanishing does have use in PvE. If an enemy is rushing you down, casting it puts you range of their attack and the teleport usually puts you far away enough to counter attack. This method seems pretty good even on super mobile enemies like the Black Knife Assassins.
>>562918658She DEFINITELY doesn’t look like that (I wish she did though)
>>562921984why do you do that
>>562921995>Miriams vanishing does have use in PvEsaid nobody ever
>>562921984you included my post twice to artificially inflate the size of your massreply, please respect your own integrity a little more next time because your posts are funny and I want to keep being able to say that I have no reason to respect you less
>>562922257I just did.
>>562921995is it a dlc spell?
>>562922426Yes.
>>562922426Yeah
>>562922426It's a DLC spell. It would be more useful in Nightreign since you don't have to change spell slots to use it, it would just be mapped to a trigger
>>562922491sote won nightreign lost
>>562922491>>562922449>>562922446I wanna play the dlc
>>562922594Then buy it goyim
>>562922491oh I would set it to my first slot if it's something I want access to quickly, because then from any other spell you can hold up on d pad and jump straight to it
>>562922650I have it purchased but I haven't played it
>>562922767Why not?
>>562922681Yeah, but even when I tried to use it that way, I still hated having to hold up just to get to it. Even when I used it in some fights with only one other spell, having to switch spell slots to use it instead of dodging was irritating, I like how you just have two spells mapped to each catalyst in Nightreign so you can use up to four spells at any time without having to fumble through a spell list
>>562922546they both lost don’t be retarded
how do people think the spell binding system in souls is bad lol?nightreign way is literally for chimpsd pad too hard so yeah go for it, you get 4 spells and you can press them anytime kek
>>562921995It's better to just have light roll. Light roll on casters is basically cheating in PVE since getting into a good position to cast becomes effortless.
>>562922912it's definitely way better the way it is in Nightreign, if only you could cycle through the spells two at a time that way in the base game... I wonder how duskbloods will handle spellcasting because the Nightreign way of doing it would make for more exciting magic combat in pvp I think
>>562923272It is. But I'm not saying use the spell as a replacement for rolling. I'm saying the spell can be useful to bait an attack and use a follow up spell.
>>562922821dunno really but I think it's because I'm traumatised, but I tell myself it's to save some good last bits of new exploration for someday or something
>>562923249I didn't say it was bad, I just think it's less fun because you can't combo spells as effectively with the spell list. It's no problem for just winning a fight, but just winning is boring, I want to mix things up if I'm gonna be a spellcaster, that's their biggest appeal to me compared to weapons>>562923432Yeah, I really enjoy the way it's implemented in Nightreign and I hope they use it as reference for future games so spellcasting is more enjoyable
>>562923448>I'm not saying use the spell as a replacement for rolling.it is impossible anywaysit is too slowroll happens when you press, you will get hit after you press miriams because it activates slow
>>562923727Skill issue, unironically.
>>562923702>you can't combo spells as effectively with the spell listfactually incorrect you get to have more spells and dpad is fine to toggle fast >>562923838show proof maybe
>>562923890
>>562923890I just told you how to replicate it.>Enemy sprinting at you>Cast Miriams vanishing>Enemy will swing at where you were>You teleport far enough away to cast a spell at youI don't know how more clear I can be with this.
Reminder that casters are the biggest pretentious frauds to ever touch these games.
>>562924681Where did Seluvis touch you?
>>562924815Nice play
>>562924751>"who hurt you?" Very feminine response as expected from a castersissy.
>>562923589Autism
Can I use the Nighteign password if I'm a D4 with skill issue, or will I be crucified if I do that? I'm a mediocre player at best but queuing with randos is miserable
>>562925181Barbaric roar lance?
>>562925215We have plenty of those but good luck getting a match, the pw queue is on life support.
>>562924681When every weapon has an over the top anime attack skill, then that makes everyone a caster. Creating storms? Magic. Conjuring electricity? Magic. Creating a protective barrier around yourself? Magic. If you used anything except kick or stand off, you're a caster.
>>562925284TRUTH WMD
>>562904776Why not just call it the Nightreign general? None of you play elden ring.
>>562925119yeah yeah we're on this website for a reason anon
>>562925215You may use it
>>562925284>martial arts is le magic nowDo better.>>562925307Said no one ever.
>>562925215Can you?
>>562925314Labels don't mean anything
>>562925458Hardswapping is so cool
>>562925458I would say based, but flaming strike is just such a free rollcatch
>>562925314we played elden ring together just this last week though
>>562925589How do you backwards jump
>>562925282Ah, fug. Guess I should have asked sooner, I was too worried about being dead weight so I've only been playing with randos this entire time
>>562925363>My martial arts allows me to create a gravitational field that pulls everyone in within a 10 meter radius.OK, Baki.
>>562925649>tranime
Persistent rot rain is pretty kino as it turns out
>>562925589good job beating a pve ugs bab
>kino>>so true, xis>>>we know, (player name)trooni just saved you a whole day of reading erg
>>562925746qrd?
what is the appeal of nightreign? i dont get it
>>562925710daring today aren't we
>>562924681>>562925087jej>>562925314not true at all think before you speak
>>562925649Don't listen to them
>>562925851It's fast, it's fun
>>562925793Dreg can summon a rain of rot, which builds rot over time, and usually it disappears if he's dead, right? Just thought it looked cool. This was a D2 match that I had to tard warngle to newish players on the DLC map (which I hate). >>562925649You have a good attitude, I don't think anyone minds, we have people here who don't mind being dead weight + the wrong attitute and they get tolerated so dw about it.
>>562925649>Aryanime
>>562925913Cute feet
>>562925946good job twinking on two retarded pvers
>>562925851It’s for people who have ADD and think ER wasn’t quick or snappy enough for them (i.e. for fortnite kiddies)
>>562925851Fighting hard for a long duration, while making fast decisions. It's a gauntlet.
>>562926143What happened
when does tarnished edition release?my channel views are dipping HARDI really need an algo boost
>>562926171death
>>562926209There’s like no new content in it dude it isn’t going to save your ass try being creative
>>562926048Shame you do so little damage relative to how cool that move is. Since Elden Ring made getting backstabs harder, they should be worth more damage. There should be a percent damage on top of the regular damage.
>>562926286>try being creativedude it has been so longthere is literally nothing new and cool to do in elden ringif you give me a cool idea I would appreciateno I will not do pvp
>>562925765>crouch poking>trying to use flaiming strike>ugly bastard meta 'fashion'You don't know what you're talking about pvecuckie.
>>562926143So satisfying seeing invaders get robbed.
>>562926373Why won't you do pvp?
>>562926439there is 0 views in itI can do cool pve stuff and I would get 10k+ views as a small channelwhile established pvp guys are getting a fraction of mine well I suppose steel and jeenine have 0 creativity and spam the same content daily so maybe it is their fault afterall
>>562926549link ur channel
Which one of you did this
>>562926235What the fuck happened? Did he grab you then did some exploit to swap or is he just laggy as hell?
>>562926638The message was intended for you, cutie
>>562926348>ER made backstabs harderWhat are you talking about? They didn't change at all. At most some animations are kinda fucky so that the "back" window isn't really aligned with the actual back. Honestly, I hope they get rid of backstabs entirely, BB had it right.
>>562926730probably some connectivity lag desync whatever have you going on
>>562926549>there is 0 views in it>I get 10k+ views as small channel>established pvp guys are getting a fraction of mine
>>562926795They are harder in pvp vs DS3 (which perfected them) but no, they had to buff them again in ER because from the Network Test and for a while into the game's earlier lifespan, just attempting them was a detriment rather than a combat option.
>>562926882>550k subscribers>30k views
is it true ongbal plays with cheatengine, game slowed down?
>>562926916I really enjoyed GS in ds3 because backshitters were so blindly persistent that you could just unlock and start r1 spamming from side to side and you'd nail them coming out of a role within one or two swings. And because all r1's true comboed it was a free twofer. I also really enjoyed spamming dregs as passive players because they got faster the further away they were and not many people really respected that, but dark damage could ramp up fairly easily.And way ER netcode is fucking dogshit and I'm getting agry just thinking about it. Not only do you have more faggot grabs, I've had to roll attacks in ER arena due to phantom range infinitely more often than I ever had to during ds3 pvp back when I had even worse internet than I do now. Fuck, ds3 was a major seller and ER sold like hotcakes before the arena patch went out how does your netcode get even worse with all that money? What the fuck did they spend it on?
>>562925215i started from d3
>>562927065Okay pie, if you get eaten it's your own fault
>>562927210Yeah it's a shame, spacing as a whole just took a hit in ER pvp, it's harder to run around bs a vertical gs for example, when I can do that no problem in DS3, and it felt good not having to roll everything.
>>562927265>poopmask ryonakino
it is sadthe last good pvp was ds2
3 > 2 thoughbeit
>>562927446Bloodborne's was also good.
They better bring back poisecasting sunlight spears because that point blank smite single handedly made faith builds one of the funnest ways to play and the most satisfying trade hands down.
what is this honorable mage thing?why did chasethebro made up such a term
>>562927265Why did she left us
>>562927537Why not lightning stake
>>562927512It's netcode was utter dogshit and ttk so fast people just accepted healing as standard so no
>>562927776Owned
>>562927636I didn't like it so much and sunlight does more damage any way due to the +67% damage added on melee hit. It also came out faster and was more consistent. Stake was harder to hit the sweet spot.
>>562927776plays executorwont even deflect??
>>562926795Enemies in Elden Ring are more mobile than before, and many even have maneuvers to protect their backs. What are YOU talking about? Chasing down a Black Knife assassin for a backstab is way harder than circle strafing dreglings back in the undead burg.
>>562927776>>562927798>>562927853Devil K**ht playing wylder btw.
>>562928093parrying is EZ modewe know
>>562927979It's an illusion. For every "protective maneuver" you literally just stab their side because it's their true back and will pull them into a backstab because their "back" some somewhere else in their animation. it's fundamentally no more difficult than ds1, the only difference is that in addition to misleading animations, every enemy has a disengage that sends them flying halfway across the room to reset the encounter.
I wish elden ring had harder difficulties or same bosses that had enhanced versionsimagine we had malenia+ difficultyhonestly even elden ring is so easy I dont think fromsoft will be able to make a hard enough game ever again
>>562927537Elden ring with poisecast would be fucked up but somehow I don’t think it would actually upset any sense of balance in pvp
how long would it take to become 1000 subs on youtube?are there any youtuber anons here
>>562928551What's with this annoying new gimmick
>>5629285512 years
>>562928456There's nothing worth poise casting in this game. It's not like you could be a shitter (like me) who just held lightning arrow until you did something to lock you into an animation (lol)All sorceries are strafe city. All incantations are roll city. There's nothing in this game worth poisecasting except like, nukes like GFTT or something.
>>562928125xhe's so mindbroken....
>>562927776Dropped like a turd on an indian street
>>562928632>>562928125obsessed...
>>562928605Frenzy spells poisecasted, the grab and unendurable I guess
>>562917365Kill yourself.
asked before, was told it was cute, but how do I beat my friend who uses carian parry and I use two peelers? the pearry window is insane so he can easily parry my best attack
>>562928842The grab doesn't need poise, there's nothing you can do about it except roll anyway because even if you tried to smack them out of it the netcode is so dogshit you'd just get hit anyway. At best you get to lose a trade.
>>562928937can't parry jump attackshow is that cute?
ichi/san
>>562928850Harsh but poignant, xhe should get a job and lose weight
>>562928972I have no idea man, that's what anons said.So I do jump attacks? he uses that blue shield, idk what it does, on top of carian parry
>>562928937Don't use your best attack. Use all your attacks interchangeably. Also 2h moveset is better than powerstance.
>>562928961I mean thats the point of poisecasting, right? Trading? It’s why ppl use endure when they cast that grab or the dragon breaths
>>562928093>get hit 50 timesSuch a show of skill
>>562928937If you can predict the parry then you can punish with a backstab.
>>562928937Stop being so predictable. Use 1h and 2h moveset. Use good ash of war that ideally isn’t parryable. Whiffpunish. Jump attacks. Don’t always attack first. Bait out attacks or rolls.
>>562928186That's pretty cool.
>>562929171Don't bully the katanasissy please. They take themselves very seriously
>>562929135>Endure to dragons breathEndure would be over by the time the first frame of the actual damage happens. It's a bit more tactical than endure because you hold it for longer. You don't need to use it to cast grabs because shit netcode as I said. I've only ever seen poise casting done to get heals off.
>>562929067here's my build, one has a keen peeler with flame strike, the other one has a cold peeler with the spin to win WA with cold infusion.
>>562929526damn this is an oldie but a goldie
I’ll queue for another 10 mins
>>562929576name?
>>562929460Flame strike is ass, don't bother with it. Put the cold buff on your cold peeler, its whole job is to cold things, it doesn't really need to do anything else. Put spin to win or any other ash you like on your keen peeler. Bullets are good with dex. Bullets are things like lightning bolt and beast roar, not storm slash, but I think that's a nice alternative anyway. You just want some range. Any way, alternate between 2h and powerstance movesets as the need takes you. You really only become parry bait when you're predictable.
>>562929637>Flame strike is ass,Good bait.
>>562929659?? You can roll it on react, what are you talking about?
>>562929790The flame is not parryable, has a gorillion active frames and great for roll catching and pressuring your opponent(s). If they get hit by the end of the active frames it also combos into the followup that also buffs your weapon with fire. Are you retarded or just pretending?
>>562929637Isn’t flaming strike considered one of the best ashes for dueling? I see people like jeenine and all those tryhards use it in the arena
>>562929908>>562929948IDK, I'm a pure shitter but I've never been hit by flame strike lmao, it comes out at a glacial speed and if you're scared of phantom hits just roll twice. Your mileage may vary I guess. I've just never had much luck with it, and I've also never had any trouble when others use it.
>>562928125Wyldjeets have such fragile egos it's insane KEK
Back in my day *groans* we didn’t have no fancy flaming strikes. We had a thing called the ‘dragonhead shield’ *coughs* the ash of- I mean weaponart, if you landed it, would true combo into a straight sword light attack. It was truly something and a terrible fucking shield.
>>562930018I mean fuck, 2h lance crouch r1 comes out faster, has the same range and is a meaner roll catch.
>>562930330didn't the MLGS spell have a true combo too? Ringed City was a great DLC. Even if only because it gave us dragonslayer amrour.
>>562930435I think it true comboed from doing a heysel pick r1 first, same deal as soul greatsword. Forget if it had any other combos.
>>562889996Jjk is erg culture
it's quite the lark when you think about it
Its quite uh lawrk whin yew thenk ahbaut eht
>>562930330We had rkss which is infantely fancier and more dynamic
>>562930805infinitely
>>562926373graceborne playthrough. or maybe convergence. reforged, etc.
>haha hey let's completely abandon our surprise success multiplayer roguelite that we could add infinite content to for no reason xdmay ishizaki's first child be a fucking faggot.
>>562930805Learning how to rkss cancel was so fun but also I hated everyone who did it
>>562930987And don't even think they'll update it, it'll be as good as dead just like AC6
>>562931065Fair but dark gotthards, pcks, stoc, xbow, murky/harpe/corvian were still better/could match it, which people would pull out when I used it. I could destroy like 99.9% of pkcs users when I still played.
>>562931389lol
>>562931743I could fix Radagon.
>>562918043I heard right actually
I finally beat Maris for the first time after like 15 attempts. I liked the fight a lot. What I didn't like was how common it was for people to be hitting him with literal single digit damage shots. HOW do you even manage to do 6 fucking damage per hit?!
>>562931389i need a qrd on this image
>>562931812are you renalla irl?
>>562932287vig 35min 22end 45str 75dex 75int 10fai 8arc 9
>>562932381Rennala couldn't fix Radagon, hence him leaving her. I could fix Radagon.
It's still amazing how well this game holds up, being the one to invent the formula. Astraea and Garl in particular feels almost timeless, were it not for the somewhat janky pathing AI. To me this fight is a "what could have been", because modern Fromsoft would never have made a boss like this. Even DaS1 moved quite a bit away from it. Not that I don't enjoy the later designs, I just wish we got more "gimmick" fights
Miquella and Radahn technically are not blood related. So its not incest.
>>562933870still gay tho
>>562933870>technically are not blood related??? They share a father, what are you talking about?
>>562933870Nevermind I forgot Miquella is when Marika fucked herself.
What I want to know is why Marika didn't fuck Godwyn.
>>562925851its to increase yearly revenue for shareholders at kadokawa you should consume it and play it a lot
>>562934042He was to busy fucking dragons. Marika was also preoccupied by Godrick big cock
>>562925851Combat wise, it is the best of the souls series and it’s not even close. The fluidity of fights compared to Elden ring is honestly shocking, it’s like they actually figured out how a character should move vs the enemies of Elden ring
>>562934297But there was a time gap between Godrick leaving and Radagon leaving Renalla, no? This time she'd be completely cockless with her golden boy literally right there.
>>562920596This was 99% of my ds3 invasions not sure why you guys are so surprised
I will never forgive escape from tarkov for influencing companies to make extraction slop games. Even miyazaki took inspiration from it for his shitty little tendie game. Russians once again prove to ruin everything.
which?
>>562933818Without any condescension, what you mean to say is you wish From Software let themselves have imagination, let alone let themselves be repetitive in ways besides skeleton (as in of models), and animation. Springboarding from your post, for instance, how the fuck can you have those homes in Bloodborne where you get a picture of how the denizens feel about the hunt, about Yharnam, hoonters, etc. and then you have nothing of the sort in the Lands Between. It's fucking ridiculous how much From Software drops good ideas over and fucking over again.
>>562935179Left
>>562934297>>562934390Godrick is a descendant.>>562935179Partial HP restoration is a trap past depth 2.
>>562935179I'd say left because more ult for undertaker is always good, but that curse is very bad and I avoid it like the plague
>>562935179don't listen to those retards repeated evasions is a brick curse, use the right one
>>562935287>Godrick is a descendant.?? Why would that matter?
>>562935207>The open world game has worse world building than the very linear gameit'd be funny if it weren't so sad.
>>562935394>Get hit >Lose 3/4ths of healthbarBut at least I have partial hp restoration!!
>>562935396Marika was riding the big Godfrey cock. They slew the Fire Giants together, they conquered the Hornsent (Messmer soldiers have Godfrey's stomp), etc. Marika had no reason to fuck Godrick. He couldn't hold a candle to Godfrey.
>>562935394repeated evasion only affect unskilled roll spammers self report much
>>562935179Repeated evasion especially on duchess, undertaker and scholar is the worst dogshit ever It’s only really not an issue on executor, guardian and iron eye
>>562935630No, but when Godfrey was banished, all that remained was her golden son in the image of him, a war hero of his own right after defending against the dragons.
>>562935637there's plenty of attacks that need to be rolled thrice
>>562935207You could word it like that, sure. Though I wouldn't go so far as to accuse them of not having imagination, even if you're being hyperbolic.And yeah agreed. I hope Fromsoft got the open world design out of their systems. I enjoyed it for what it is, but I definitely would prefer some more scaled down worlds like previous ones.
>>562935547hey RETARD. do you not understand what BRICKED CURSE means? -40% damage negation will make any defensive passives fucking useless unless you get lucky rng for two of them so you should never ever have it>>562935637most bosses will have attacks and combos that require you to roll multiple times, that's a literal fact
Elden Ring's timeline is so confusing that I can't be bothered to care anymore. After watching a few dozen lore videos, I still have no real grasp on the sequence of events. So I'm just throwing my hands up and giving up even trying to comprehend the convoluted mess of a story.
>>562935547It could be the difference between drinking 1 flask and being full hp and being off by a tiny bit and not having full hp negation, also 1 crit under rally heals back most of it for whatever reason.
>>562936070That's okay
>>562936070Me but DaS3. They've always shuffled stuff shortly before release, but in DaS3 it was so utterly blatant that it shattered the illusion that there was much thought going into it.
>>562936007You can roll once and super sprint
>>562936161It's not ok. Fromsoft should write stories with a stronger core narrative. They don't have to be *quite* as vague as they are.
>>562936052>>562936007>>562935637errrmm ACKSHUALLY if you're a practice mod main like me you can start surge sprinting in a 7 o'clock direction 0.3 seconds into the attack for 0.8 seconds before turning to a 9o'clock direction as he's doing it and then loop around behind him 0.5 seconds later and you don't have to roll, NOOB
>>562936297Uh oh, this is going to ruffle some feathers.
>>562935782IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>562936290>Fromsoft shouldcontrol maniacs arent cutethey do what they wantnone of fromsoft's games are narrative drivensekiro comes ever so slightly closer to a narrative but even that isn't story driven as a game
>>562936297gonna cry?
>>562936297shiteazu....
>>562935637>vs heolstor >have infinite aggro since he knows you have the curse>dodge all his stuff>get clipped by a soldier barge and die because you’ve built up 7 curses and your 600% negations are worthless
pull out the cursed sword and stop spamming dodge noobs
>>562936161It is and it isn't. Elden Ring is the first time the timeline is bafflingly and needlessly confusing. Every other game in the series has a timeline anybody can figure out, and Elden Ring has a timeline nobody can figure out. However, it is indeed okay because nobody actually needs to know the history of the Lands Between to know that the game is about leaving your mark, the fallen leaves tell a story, the flame of ambition, etc.
play guardian and stop dodging you fools
>>562935637B A S E D
>>562936641>control maniacs arent cuteBeing passive and vibes based isn't cute. Have some standards.>they do what they wantThey could do better. Even Fromsoft would tell you they could improve in ways. They might not think they need to improve in the way I think they should, but the point is that doing what one wants, doesn't always align with doing ones best.>none of fromsoft's games are narrative drivenI didn't say they had to be *driven* by narrative. I said that the should have a stronger core narrative. As in, the player should be able to piece together a core timeline of events that makes sense. And the player's actions should fit somewhere in those events. In Elden Ring, you're not even sure what your own character wants. Aside from becoming Elden Lord. But everything else in between is just random murder hobo shit. Like, the choices you make should shape who your character is in the world. Even if its in small ways. Just to give context to their actions.
>>562937067Play at all. I've been in a dead queue for hours now.
>>562937165murder hobo shit is erg culture though dumb newfag
>>562936297Retard. I write some of the tricks I know down and most of them are piss easy to do, even if you’re sub 80 IQ. I’ve never used the arena mod. It’s all in le experience and le muscle memory. Keep playing, keep making mistakes, keep overcoming.
>>562937258naam?
>>562936007The only attack that I can think of where that's needed is Heolstor's three hit combo and even then there's likely a way to avoid rolling thrice.>>562936297It's not my fault you don't want to work on your spacing and positioning.
451how do you avoid getting raped by fulghor doe?
>>562937571You don't want to go there.
>>562937434terr
>>562937165You're right but I don't think it will ever change as long as it's Miyazaki's directing it.>Like, the choices you make should shape who your character is in the world.I always thought it was stupid the way Godrick's fight is played out but then again, it's a Miyazaki souls game.
>>562937367>fulghor does his twirl-twirl-jumpslam>you roll once then sprint away then have to reclose the distance>I roll 3 times like normal and land right next to him ready to punishsure if you play wylder and nyoom away from the enemy until log capacity you can avoid everything without dodging but then you're also not playing the game
>>562937835I don’t do that, but I wouldn’t say that doing that isn’t playing the game. Some may prefer to be safe, and that’s fine, but I want to maximize my attack window. It’s just a preference.
duck
>>562937258I’m gonna queue now
>>562937667can you post the trish vs gargoyle webm for this anon >>562938114 thanks
>>562938203Fair warning: I've been having bad luck lately. Lost 2 of my last 5 games. And had a death scare for 1 of the 3 wins. I hope my bad luck doesn't rub off on you.
>>562930689It’s not now get back to your shithole
>>562938351creasy...
>>562938380Yes it is
>>562938332This one?
this hurts the ergoyim
>>562934042Because she had an objectively better man in the form of Godfrey occupying her. >>562935207>>562935479Truth…
>>562938479yes, thanks brother
>we never got triple phase nightlords
>>562938479Other than playing greatbow duchess I don't see whats wrong here, he's the only one who didn't get BBK'd?
>we never got guaranteed missing map info + mystery boss
>>562938647no fulghor raid.
>>562938631you know who else doesn't get BBK'd? someone who doesn't leave the starter camp
>we never got shadow of the erdtree weapons
>>562938631People used to complain all Trish did was run around and do nothing then 3 bar. It was kinda proven when they streamed. Now they farm d1 matches in duo for their streak so no one cares
I miss erg streamers but I guess pw is too dead for that
>>562938783>farm d1 matches in duoProof?
>>562938783Didn't they also claim she was doing too much damage with balancerslop?
>>562938845gimme a patch and I'll give you a streamas it is right now anyone would end up forced to play with randoms after the initial buzz of trying to snipe the stream dies down
>>562938845Password was always kinda dead for streaming outside terr. The other two where the uncarryables
>>562938901>trish>doing damagelol
>>562938901>it's another "why do roads have a minimum and maximum speed limit?! pick a side!!!" argument stop talking about yourself in the third person trish ywnbaw
>>562938862Do you believe someone of Trish’s skill level could achieve a 72 streak in less than a week with no password since they’re the blocked and randos quitting every other game
>>562939052Streaks don't matter but I'll support you in any attempt to humiliate that guy.
>>562939052all trish needs to do is post his log to prove they aren't trying to game the system which isn't remotely difficult so if he doesn't it's an admission of guilthe'll then say some ESL babble about how he doesn't need to post his log
Am I the only one in the queue at the moment?>>562939052He could be slopping it up with simpo, tbf.>>562939179Not him but even if I got a 100 winstreak I couldn't prove it because I don't want to remove some of the games from my favorites.
>>562939270me too
>>562939270I can queue up
>>562939270I’m queued, you probably have me blocked though
>>562939448Name?
>>562939179I think it doesn’t help that they never seem to post outside shitposting. I think it’s pretty obvious they’re d1 farming
>>562939492I think it’s walker now or maybe glove. Idk I’ve been changing it too much. I didn’t see a 2/3 when I queued though
>>562938593dog and dreg have 3 phases
>>562938845why doesn't boxy stream anymore? I like her
>>562939839Anon record his bad clip make webm to shitpost on thread
>>562939839Harder to farm d1 games on stream then gloat abkut streaks in thread
>>562939345>>562939270>>562939448Did you get a game?
lmao
>>562940096Nope
>>562939710why would anyone block you if you have barely played with usalso I got a game with you yesterday and you did just fine, don't stress over that
>>562939839said no one ever
So we all agree the Ash of War system was a mistake for both PvE and PvP in ER by now right?Tarnished edish will get of rid *inhales cope* and restore 6man multiplayer sessions for kino 2v4 invasions *dies of cope*
>>562937042trvke nvkem
>>562484673just noticed this was someone's reddit character
>>562940487>customising your weapon is le bad actually, half the roster SHOULD be bricked with inferior skills
>>562940487Nah ashes of war are great.
gg dreggylove those random rot geysers
Q ed
>>562940487don't post ultra trvkes here
gg dreglord. I'm done already. One and done.
>>562940487Ashes of War were the BEST thing to happen to the souls formula. What are you smoking?
>>562940487leave some cope for the rest of us
>>562940952Sex with undertaker
>>562940757>>562940818>>562940487Once you've fought someone who's using a rapier + bhs you'll never stop wanting to beat miyazaki to death with your bare hands
>>562941129Ashes of war are great, I agree.
>>562937287you need to go back
>>562940487I just dislike the sounds.https://youtu.be/g1uXSm_gL1U?t=97Goddamn is that sexy. And there are less unique animations overall, less unique weapons. Classic From Software one step forward two steps back.
>>562941179No I'm not agreeing with you idiot AOWs are bad
>>562941129Because PvP was so fair and balanced before ashes of war
>>562938765You would have to be smoking some serious crack if you thought this was going to happen after like September~>>562939839>>562937042Said everyone ever
Might give up q’ing shortly. Wanna play one game before work>>562941114No
>>562941345The solution wasn't to make a bad situation still bad.
>>562941345>let's make it even worse!Retard
>caring about balance in a for fun minigame that only the most autistic 1% tryhard in
>>562941415Too late, I'm pulling out my uncanny bone
>>562938508>>562938465>confirmed dsgtroon sloptelling
>>562941129>>562941475It also removed all personality from normal weapons
>>562941684Thats why a bunch of normal weapons have a special moveset within their weapon class.
>>562928125DevilGAWD is our only true S tier and will be the first to have a 200 win streak
>>562941426>>562941475>AoW make literally everything betterbut it's LE BAD! I LOST in PVP!
>>562939179https://files.catbox.moe/7s54gj.mp4my recent games are ugly but it was mostly still there, we didn't skip dlc bosses either
I am officially unqueued >>562940487PvP is dominated by parrying though while PvE is dominated by status slop. If anything poor ashes are the honest way to play>>562941645Ugly little poster
>>562941865Don't talk about yourself in the third person deviljeet faggot maggot thread shitter cheater duotroon chaser
*spams square off*ashes of war are retarded
>>562927512It really was>>562937042I’ve been saying this for a whileER just has… too many logical gaps for comfort
>>562941960SEX with UNDERTAKER
>>562941370oops i'm a bit retarded and brown haha this was actually meant for >>562939990 and >>562940439>>562941968got his ass
>>562937780>>562937165They really should just make the pivot into full on RPG, but the problem is they’re so obsessed with this post apocalyptic setting that there’s scarcely a chance for that to even happen, Sekiro was probably the closest they ever came to it and even that dealt with with a civil war wracked feudal Japan.
>>562942352I'm a sucker for post-apocalyptic slop. Even better when the setting is like 6 civilization ending events deep.
bg, the end didn't go as planned.
>>562942493All of their fucking games have been post apocalyptic it's getting tiring I want something new
gg zdps greg gang>>562942608did you both miss your ults lol
>>562937042Never understood how anyone got confused by it.
>>562942665What would you like to see for a setting?
>>562942009Wtf when did I post this??
>>562942994Skyrim
>>562942236 (actual poster) No it wasn’t you weird schizophrenic jeet
>>562943489Skyrim is post-apocalyptic
>>562942352RPGs can exist within a post apocalyptic setting.
>>562942909They are either dumb or western history wasn't taught mandatory in their part of the world. If you've heard of Rome the broad strokes of elden ring should sound very familiar.
>>562942994Kivotos
>>562944282Isn't Blue Archive post-apocalyptic too?
Feel kinda bad for bringing my beast claw revvy to d3. The executie kinda had a meltdown with me killing everything
>>562943985How? Majority of inhabitants are still sane
>>562940487The only problem with ashes of war is that you're locked into one skill per weapon and if you want to utilize more than one you have to swap weapons around, and potentially useful but sub optimal ashes of war get left to gather dust.
CHARGIN MUH R2
>>562945082*L2
>>562945216>phantoms on charged attack daggerL2 is for babby
>>562944984>The only problem with ashes of war is that you're locked into one skill per weaponENTER
>>562944924The Oblivion crisis+ Red Mountain super volcano eruption + world war is the most recent but there have been a few in Nirn. The whole setting is about cyclical apocalypses.
that's a lot of losses
>>562944056Yes but it’s generally much harder and a lot of the usual stuff is harder to implement>>562944613It is? Never would have guessed
>>562945781Wrong file, sec, also yeah, I only had 72, it would've been nice to keep going that 64 streak but alas... somebody griefed me
Thread clown self own #9845675468754
>>562945601for free
>>562945520I mean you’re technically right yes but there’s still people and creatures and functioning societies around which is in stark contrast to the From games. There’s been a few periods where it’s been bad but not “you can only find a handful of NPCs across the entire game” bad.
>>562945929>>562945931Goddamn you guys are on full alert to treadshit, the post was up like a couple seconds LMAO
newfag doesnt know you can still see deleted posts
>>562945836I think it is post-apocalyptic but I don't play gachas I just goon to them.
Latency makes true combos stop working, thank you Ishizaki.
>>562946198I love asuna
>>562946219>double dagger duchess and shit pot exe chasing me all game while libra teleports onto my ass every 2 secondsat least discus is great at taking them out, ggs
>>562946252>>562946198You've never played blue archive in your life
>>562946057when are you going to post your feet
>>562946350I had those on me for like over and minute longer than I should've because the greatsword's R2s wouldn't combos half the time and by the time I would get one low Libra would start buffing them. One more reason to believe they did not think this fight through.
>>562946490>and minutea minute*
>>562943602>threadjeet pretending to be a better poster (me)weird behavior
>>562914640You make me miss fucking around in blender. Such wonders I was producing.
>>562946016Fromsoft does make some extremely destructive apocalypses. Most settings will say something like 99% of all humans died, which if it happened right now would leave about 80 million people still alive, but Fromsoft games have like 8 people alive. Which if that happened to us would be 99.9999999% of people dying. I suppose the difference is Fromsoft likes to explore the idea of sustaining an already dead world while other settings like to explore the idea of rebuilding.
>>562946370Correct
>>562938783>>562939052>>562939179Im waiting for my apology...>>562946174>>562946136The way you guys instantly shitpost even tho the post was up a couple of seconds, yikes lmao, telling... >>562946174I know, you're probably an enthusiastic archivefag I just had the wrong file
>>562946370Nuh-uh I played it for like 5 hours once during an especially boring day at work.
>Post 200 out of 700 times in every single thread>LOL YOU GUYS ARE SO OBSESSEDHuh
>tinpo>tinpo>tinpo>tinpo>tinpo
>>562946679Cute
>>562947017lmao like clockwork, I knew you'd change the goalpost right away! I'm too lazy to show every single run without tinpo, it's enough proof
>>562946679Yo that nigga cute
>>562946795From's apocalypses are always just temporary stepping stones in a larger series of suffering. The apocalypse is always happening in their settings.
>>562946818Told the streakless schizoshitters who are now scrambling for new things to say. Well done.
>>562947201It's moving the goalpost not changing it you retarded brown faggot freak>>562947520And don't reply to yourself no one likes you
>>562947616>Changing the goalpost AGAIN THIS QUICKLeave that poor goal alone god damn
>triple raider team>against augurI love being a brickhead
>>562947201You should kill yourself.
>>562947665https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_the_goalpostsYou don't even know what it means be quiet for once
>>562947821>>562947841>you're lying!!1>shows proof>Ummmmm>*random schizobabble*I didn't expect anythign else
>>562947959Don't post Hime, you massive faggot. Stream your suicide already.
>>562947959can you explain why you (trish) put trans on your name
>>562948025>being this upset over anonsKino. You're gonna pop a vein unc.
>>562948095I don't want bioweapons in the general shitting up the place.
This piece of shit is clearly beyond reason, just stop replying and fucking block him so he can't find a game.We can do that with Sneedger, why can't we do this to trish?
Ohhh they're mad goddamn lmao>>562948160*Viteazu jobbing to fulgawd aswell.webm*"M-Muh game dropped input!!"
>>562948161
>>562948161Because people who aren't schizophrenic don't care about dumb thread vitriolism so they keep playing with me anyway!
>>562948302I'm not the one who 6 barred. Why do you insist on bringing it up?
>>562948161half the players here have him blocked already he literally only gets games with tinpo and pointtoskyanon
>>562948161It's funnier to make fun of it and see it scramble for excuses so it doesn't look like a clown, people like this always end up disappearing anyway
>>562948540>Wishful thinkingNuh uh you posted a list yourself and I play with most of those anons
>>562948597I hope he disappears the latinx way.
>I post proof>Derail the conversation because you got toldClockwork>>562948597>people like this always end up disappearing anywayLmao isn't that obvious? at some point you get bored. As opposed to what, you been here lurking shit threads for 20 years? Gratz I guess
>>562948064@trish can you reply this is important were you also listening to hrt in my veins
>>562947959I'm not part of the original conversation I'm just telling your brown ass "changing the goalpost" is the incorrect way to say it, it's moving the goalpost
>>562948918Tomato tomatoSorry I flared your autism
>>562946818>Actually picked a handful of characters and not only 1/2 like some frauds hereBased..
>>562942665they can't make a game that doesn't take place in an empty dead world because their old ass engine they've been using since Demon's Souls prevents them from doing so, Miyazaki said that ER was the closest he got to making his dream open world game and it's just Dark Souls with a horse lol
>>562945082kekino...
>>562946676 (me) meant for >>562942236
>>562946676 (Me)Meant for >>562949878
say my name, erg
terr
ergiran won
upgraded the wrong weapon award kill me
>>562938958If terr streamed right now it would be dead af, its just a case of the game dying with no new content
>>562941968Most raped post ITT
>game dying38,000 people online??????????
zuk it upterr it downyem it leftace it rightand slugma it aroundand sneed it upand yuh yuh yuhtiff[chorus]YUH YUH YUH YUH YUUUUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHYUHYUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
>>562941968sent that jeet flying to Mumbai where he belongs, nice work.
>>562950282Now post NR numbers. Now factor in the pw queue threadjeet.
>>562949523don't reply to yourself
>>562950282>botted numbersummm
>>562950362see >>562950459
1/3
>>562950306the day 'zuk and 'pa come back we must retreat to /dsjee/
terr come back before trash kills erg we need you please
let it go @54
>>562950596point that finger back at yourself faggot, you guys killed it yourself being so rude
smee was too good for us
>>562950554>/dsg/ was actually afraid of poopa all alonglol
>>562950678sorry your lore post went unanswered *bows*
smeejeeta*
>>562946818Why do you post here still if you don’t play on the password
>>562948161What did sneedger even do again
>>562949949 (me)meant for >>562946136
>>562950306>>562950554>>562950890>sudden burst of /dee ess jeet/roon babble all at onceclockwork
>>562921140>>562921425>>562934520I was invading and those guys were camping the grace and refused to make the first move.
>>562951118He had cheated relics (grafted sword and marais sword passives), was the ultimate shitter and was toxic.
i will show you a sudden burst
>>562949686Unironcially probably the case japs seem to hate having to update their janky ass engines
>>562948161All that webm proved was the blocking worked and he had to go play randos with tinpo.
>>562951443Forgot your smug anime picture
>>562951117What password, it's just practice over and over again except for like 1 run a day when he's asleep
good morning erg!!
>>562951118Just a stupid house of maraia/power of revenge relic cheater and was also trash at the game
>>562951759Good morning.
>>562951117Is this password general?No. It's elden ring general. Use your brain.
>>562951589It shows there's a bunch of erg runs there, did it take you like an hour to come up with this cope
This dudley guy sucks ass, 2bar'd to Night Rider, then carried by team and abused that running heal glitch to not die again
>>562951909So few of them, did you take an hour to find an erg game?
tin or coin
>>562952079Is it my fault only pracshit plays anymore?Also no, I only wait a bit before doing something else. And it must be like 35% of the games or so, it's just not instant anymore. When I used to stream, we had 7 hour in a row seshes sometimes with anons
1/3 gonna pick bird
>>562952260>>562948540>>562948615Which one is it?>only practice plays anymore>you posted a list yourself and I play with most of those anons
>>562952260We all play, just not on the pass.
if you pick bird for anything other than bugs I'm dodging
>>562952490The rest barely play>>562952079Fine, you made me count, of my last 100 games 40 are with erg, so 40%, I'd say that's pretty good
mindbroken by practice award
>>562952802he sucks against bugs though, can't guard counter
>>562953009>I surpassed the streak he griefed anyway>He had to broke character just to have a melty at me AND talking to the wrong posterpractice duotroon melty
>>562946676 (Me) Meant for >>562951235
>>562912885I look like this FTR
>>562951759Rya needs to be employed
>>562953072>had to broke characterESL browntinx
>>562953009>>562953367
>>562950153The game is fine erg players are just miserable to play with for an extended period of time so no one plays on the password anymore
>>562953367>deflecting when you get toldThis is a threadshitter classic
>>562953412I'm sure thats it
>>562953484can you explain why you (trish) put trans on your name
>>562953621What? I'm trans
>>5629534124chan players are annoying to be around? Say it ain't so!
>>562953621because he's a fat brown man on disability
>>562951785
>>562953619Yes? Finding a game with randoms still takes less than 30 seconds in every depth
I don't get why Trish is a topic of conversation at all. Is there a new controversy? Did she say something of interest recently? Like, why are you guys even talking about her?The thread is unreadable at the moment. I just came back after a few hours, and all the new posts are about Trish. What the actual fuck is your collective mental disorders?
>>562953295she is employed and she is a top of the line talent scout!
>>562953753The queue is fine, it's just not going 24/7 anymore specially since shifty stopped playing. At most hours of the day the only person you'll find is practice
>>562950554Zuk did come back once to stream snipe Zorban and he 10 barred on ED Libra
>fat
most annoying poster in erg history, not even noxtroon was this bad
>>562953753>too retarded to understand player drop-off = pw on life support
>>562953887I love you mommy
>>562953910>calls you out on your bullshit>l-le annoying!Grow a pair pussy
>>562953646hrt amount?
>>562953862>The queue is fine
>>562953824you're talking about a thread that still name drops people like terr and poopa, like a balancing act some members feel compelled to counteract namefag reputation with obsessive smear campaigns, it's funny watching it like bacteria in a petri dish attempting to keep each other in check
>>562953824He talks about himself, his big MO is to turn an anonymous website into discussion about personalities.
>>562954034classic threadshitter pic, ytdptgAlso what was uncommon is that the queue was going on 24/7. What other general has that? I've been to mhg and they don't seem to play that often
>>562953824/trish/i;boards:vg;op:no
>>562953824we didn't have any pumping sessions recently so everyone is angry and pent up
>>562953887Trish looks like this
>>562953824S-Sorry, anon mentioned that my newest streak is fake and I posted proof and threadshitting ensued. It's like 2 weird guys on disability, Viteazu and idk
>>562952260You dodged a game I was in desu
>>562954343Where are the erg girls and sissies to take care of these poor frustrated erg boys?
>>562954435I believe you Trish. Also can I see your boobs?
cc
>>562954435>>562954004
>>562954343>>562954483>>562954492>>562954359>rapid fire tranny ERP porn addict posts and defending tr*shI'm noticing.
>>562954435You don't get it and you'll never get it
>>562954506don't mention that name, trash is going to have a mental breakdown
Trish ruined my reputation
Trish pooped on my lawn
>>562954492
one day, I'll have a win streak of 4!
>>562954878ummmm... nyo
>>562954615thats just dsg
>>562954878It's easy anon, you don't even need to be good at the game, just cheese the hard bosses with duchess like me
>>562954950I will!!!
>>562953824It’s quite literally one guy who’s laser focusing on him. If you haven’t noticed, there’s one persistent thread shitter who DESPERATELY needs to stir shit up at any given moment and the easiest way to do that is shit talk any personality of note at the moment. Trish is one of the targets but it extends to literally everyone still playing the game at this point.
>>562955253I'm pretty sure its cc and pepe tag teaming him.
>>562955253>there’s one persistent thread shitter who DESPERATELY needs to stir shit up at any given moment and the easiest way to do that is shit talk any personality of note at the moment.but enough about trish
>>562948485>>562948812>>562948302>>562947959>>562948095>>562948302>>562948812Tell ‘em qveen we stand with you! Don’t listen to the hyper antagonistic cuckold he hates literally everyone here
https://x.com/evafoam2da/status/2041819263351308584
>>562955556jump scared me
uh oh mass reply fag woke up
>>562954878I can only dream of such heights
>>562955372I go by she ^_^
>>562955628>simpo is mass reply fag
>>562955372nice try, trish
>>562955483>>562955253good posts which instantly triggered TOS nicely donev
I'm going to make erg girls smile
I'm going to make erg girls swine
>>562955372and viteazu, they been on my ass for months but obv they won't admit it. Just sad people fr
>>562955746You make me smile anon
>>562955640we're gonna make it one day anon we WILL and we won't even rely on cheesy manoeuvres!
>>562955628>>562955689Got his ass here and instantly made him expose his bare brown ass well done
qrd on trish and viteazu?
>>562955204you WON'T!!!!!!!
>>562955928Nothing, just some aspergers dsg with no life whose sole purpose is to answer every post of mine with schizobabble
>>562955928both got horsed by fulghor
>>562955746it's true that this thread makes me smile and laugh all day
>>562955878>>562956112I will protect your smile
>>562956096fulghor is erg's savior...
>>562956096There's a difference between getting horsed once and being a 6 barring floor inspector.
>>562955949I will!!!!!!! and I'm going to post about it here when I do!
>>562956179Perhaps if you spent 200 more hours on the practice mod...
gg nice number
>>562956112Thisthisthis>>562956152Thank you anon <3
>>562956239I believe in you and will support your titanic endeavor
>>562956152this anon is nice and will find true love in this life
gg calico>>562954506yes?
>>562927824ER pvp is so fucking stupid, rolls are way too good
>cc is playing the game while trish is schizoing out at him in the threadtop tier
>Trish still unaware of who’s actually targeting himIt’s kind of hard to feel bad for you when your awareness is this comically low
>>562956152>>562955483Why are you like this tinpo? Is this what its like to have your first gf be a tranny you met online from Mexico? This is going to be a rather embarrassing memory for you years into the future when you're settled with your real (genuinely biologically female) partner.
>>562956427Will you go out with me?
>>562928373the difficulty slider is your choice of armament and upgrade level, if you want it to be difficult come fight Rykard with me with daggers only
>>562955483Yas anon sticks and stones might break my bones! desu>>562956510I wasnt' the one who mentioned that first but nice fallacy, I can alt tab and shitpost in the thread in like 5 seconds
>>562956519>Is this what its like to have your first gf be a tranny you met online from Mexico?Why are zoomers and alphies like this
>>562956565no.>>562956594don't lump me in with you
>>562956512As if I care about what virtual chud is which, I just play the game. If you ask they never admit anyway
>>562956636have you seen what the internet is like? of course it's going to be like that when growing up surrounded by screens and unfiltered ipads
>>562956594>replied instantlykino>>562956636lockdown when you're <16 + discord
>>562956730I cry :'(
I can't keep up with this much autism treadshit slower guys. It looks bad when the thread is dead later
what if i queue but, before acquiring skill
>>562956636even though that’s millenitroon groomoid behavior
>>562956914Just queue, all our D tiers reached 9999 eventually
>>562956863it's always like this when trash wakes up, just wait it out until it leaves.
>>562956519There's nothing wrong with have a trans gf or wife, don't be mean.
I really like how the mass reply fag (or tinpo) legit believes only person hates trish. Like yeah let's ignore the fact he's had beef and been blocked by 4 different players already
>>562957267>t. d tier
I realized it today, his images are like the equivalent of seeing dog poop on the steeet for me, though I feel indifference I still don't want to step near it.
>>562957512I would never have a trans gf or wife. They are only for pumping and dumping, not long term relationships
>>562957643That's so cruel. What if you end up really loving each other?
>>562957512kys chaser freak
>>562957594Define beef, most of the people that shitpost on me randomly started being rude one day, like cc or pepe, before I said anything to them they were already talking shit>>562957291>I get mentioned first>I respond>Schizos go haywire>Somehow its my fault
>me me me me methe Nox persona was funnier твн
>>562958028You're free to leave
>>562957758its what they want, they want to be treated like an object to be used and discarded. when they hit a certain age they tend to self-exit anyway
>>562958102right back at you, shitter
>>562958352Im not the one complaining like a bitch about the place
>>562958028Shitting on the Noxtroon was so fucking funnyhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/474300792/#474411630https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/468009901/#q468037162https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/468009901/#468037620
>>562958397you're worse, you're going out of your way to protect a bitch
you you you you you
>>562956519>everyone who says something I don’t like is one personEmbarrassing
>>562958397I wasn't even complaining, it's just an observation and a preference, I can guarantee you will leave this place before I do
>>562958865>ackshully I will shitpost here foreverWeird flex but okay
>>562957594>TOS reveals himself Cinema.
>Hehe I'll be here forever, i'll never get a job and I'll never have to pay bills, mommy and daddy will take care of it foreverEvery threadcow says this
The /Dee ess jeet/roon will literally never leave this place, it’s one stated goal in life is to see this place gone
So yeah the streak was real, did we really have to shit post about it like an hour
>>562953148 (me)Oops meant for >>562938508
>>562959478I got streaks in me britches you don't hear me bragging
>So yeah the streak with the discord duo was real and it counts it's a real streak chud can we stop mentioning it
>>562959079I'm not whoever you think I am. I'm just telling you, there is more than one person who doesn't like trish. You can even see trish himself mention two of these people here >>562957902
>>562959662>ackshully X doesn't count because YSaid every souls shitter ever. Nobody cares.It's like reee you're using occult dual nagis all over again
>>562959768Its like a show off webm with 40 buff icons already active.
>>562957594>4 different playerslets check the list>pepe>sludge>practice>viteazu>zorban>cc>creasy
>>562959768uoh
>>562959753So what? They're just schizos. I play with anons who arent' weird on the daily. Both cc and pepe had regular melties about runs which is telling don't you think?
Those are some real weird projections of insecurity over using one internet website dedicated to a game I enjoy, although my comment was again, an observation completely separate from ego, I think however you can't really understand that so for today this is my last reply acknowledging you
>>562955881I play Undertaker and Recluse. I fail my dodges and miss my hits like a real GAMER.
>>562958028>>562958427this this this
>>562959897Name? For the trish lore expert listTalk about not having a life omg
>>562959986>I>my>an observation completely separate from ego>I>my
>>562960108name's tinpo, you?
>>562956519i just woke up man
Is the dex respec for undertaker good? Just got a CEkino deep relic for her using straight swords.
so angwy~~~
Duo streaks aren’t real streaks
2barred to basic adel award
>>562960443can you ask trish what's her hrt dosage? ty <3
>>562959897Im only gonna do this once>pepeHe started by griefing a heolstor game I had with shifty>sludgeI've been only nice to sludge, but he has had multiple melties for no reason at me where he calls me a retard and blocked me.>practiceHe was mad at my streak and griefed me, I even mentioned I used to love playing with him>viteazuNo idea. This guy legimitately just popped out of nowhere and is obsessed.>zorbanThe ace incident. I pointed ace down when he died instead of reviving him, and he got like mad as FUCK, and since zorban is his friend he didnt even let me speak my mind and he banned me, fucking pussy>cccc has had it against me for no reason since the begining too, dude's weird>creasyAlso shit talk me for no reason (like saying I ping too much when I don't, calling us an tinpo degenerates, nitpicking at every single run, lowkey calling me hacker) because he was frustrated at runs he'd job at, like sludge
gg adel i wasn't really paying attention so you two spooked me a little there
>>562960486Undertaker is unironically worse than guardian
gg, sorry about two bars I panicked lol, it was the first time I've tried a D5 game (I'm D4 skillet)
>>562960726Name? For the trish lore expert listTalk about not having a life omg
>>562958427based archive links with proper entertainment
>>562960758shifty?
>>562960814I know I've tried a bunch of builds and they all feel weak. She's ALWAYS 1 hit further from a posture break than you think.
>>562960898trish and lmao struck a nerve? imagine being so obsessed you know everything about me and idc
Damn ER has a lot of really gay animations. Every curved sword heavy makes you look like a sissy
>>562960726Sludge is a girl
>>562961126sissyring
>>562961065you sure know a lot about trish lol crazy work
>>562960726>LOL THEY HATE ME FOR NO REASONkek, this is why you get griefed
>>562960647Then nobody on erg has a streak. Even people who play solo play all the time with the same people
>>562960726Strange how you can both admit to griefing and be offended for being called out for griefing in the same post. It’s just low iq problems at this point
>>562959986Who are you talking to
>>562961381We won that game where I pointed zorfat and ace down tho, it was augur, so it wasn't really griefing
>>562961375Disingenuous argument that has been scrapped for being cope
>>562960726>viteazuive yet to see proof this is an actual person. it feels like one person just memed them into existence.
>>562960726no...impossible...i thought only terr hated youmass reply fag sisters we lost...
>>562961542>I-It's different because uhm...>It's just different okay
>>562960814lovely birdjeet cope
>>562961671terr isn't even in the list
>>562961692Bird atleast has has guard counters, a bit of fp for skill/incant spam and an easy rez ult. Undertaker has two stamina bar I guess
>>562961773Terr is tsun tsun he would block me and then unblock me every few days
You know
What
>>562960726>misses the biggest culprit of all
>>562959897I have this creature blocked as well.
>>562961126If you didn't want to be gay you would be using a straight sword, just saying.
>>562961773i know, that's the funny part. mass reply fag legit thinks terr was the only one who hates trash
>>562961725>fat
>just finished workWhy is the queue empty, aren't neet sisters suppose to be playing all day ready for carrying us wagies when we get a few free hours to play?
>>562962174>>562961725i'm pumping mommy...
>>562962214Shut up garbage you're gonna play with practice and you're gonna like it
>>562962214i dont have nightreign
heh time to queue
>>562962214I just finished work weirdly early too. Might q soon
>>562962174>>562962316>>562961725Holy FUCK talk about being built from the ground up specifically for rev's colossal futa cock
>>562959897>>562960726All of these people rarely post in the thread anymore though.
>>562962575this is arguably the best piece of Elden ring related media to ever be made (not that the bar was high but it’s worth mentioning anyway) >>562945082She doesn’t look like that
>>562925851Literally >>562926129 and >>562934096
>>562961725>>562962214>>562962174You're beautiful
>>562959897Trish tinpo prac and creas are the lobby fillersThe rest are uncommon tierVit and zorb are like once a week pw players at most
>>562926638none of us it’s a generic reddit message dude
>>562963119what does that have to do with the post
>>562934096this, it's part of the repurposed dlc plans but repackaged into a standalone title as per the demands of the publisher, they wanted a followup release and From wanted just two DLCs for elden ring and no sequels, guess who won?
>>562963119>lobby fillerskek'd
>>56296323099% of runs are the same 4 people. So basically, the post is misleading at best
>>562932023No, you didn’t
>>562963119>Trish has practice blocked>Creasy has trish blocked>This means literally every run will have 1-2 of these players in them
I really wish trish would stop posting at this point not because I hate him but because the threads just devolve into constant shit flinging whenever he shows up it’s literally this gay vendetta that’s responsible for 80 percent of this places “activity” at this point
>>562963572That's not my fault
doe shit flinging is ergindia's culture
>>562946370… I mean, has anyone? I thought people just jerked off to those games and that was it?
>>562963572It's mostly terr
>>562963572She should just put a trip
I like Trish because she posts funny and hot and cute stuff sometimes and she’s also kind of funny occasionally
>>562963996he’d never, he plays up the fake personality specifically for the negative attention as its kind has always been like that in generals across the ages, his steam comments page is a testament to that
>>562964210No my steam page is a testament to how mad people got on elden ring pvpiss
>>562964210Idc what you want, this thread is one big damned if you do damned if you don't
you're all so cute
>>562960726If that many people don't like you I think you're the problem
>>562964426Good joke
>>562964426Thank you I think you're cute too!
stay tuned for trish face reveal btw
>>562964437>I am the problem>Only ever have normal runs with pracshit (dozens)>Disobey him once>Grief meltyYeah go fuck yourself
>>562960726Well you have had like 6 months to "speak your mind' and all you've been doing is digging your own grave deeper and deeper. Looks like zorbace won.
>>562964549*unzips*
gg first ED augur game in like 200 gamesand nobody was using any balancers so it didn't instantly die nice
So unbelievably queued rn
>>562964609Shut the fuck up mushpest
>>562964598What does this even mean. Meds. Meds right meow!
>>562964609Careful anon, that's how you end up with your dick being sucked
>>562964641rape
>>562961863Counterpoint: Undertaker is hot
>>562964627who still even use balancer anymore?
>>562964641Crazy how much this looks like me
>>562964641cute outfit
>>562964973We know cc
>>562964848gyatt !!
>>562964549me?!?!?!
>>562964701>>562964609>>562964426>>562964757these posts give me life keep it up please
>>562960726>like saying I ping too much when I don'tThat's not shit talking. That's me attempting to address what I think is a problem, and you disagreeing that it's a problem. I brought up your pinging at least once prior to the day I got all caps mad about it.>calling us an tinpo degeneratesI don't recall using the term "degenerate". You probably conflated something a threadshitter said with what I said. I only said that I wish you two didn't duo so much, because it made the games too samey. I wanted variety. Not that I disliked playing with you guys. It's just I wanted to mix things up. It wasn't said to demean you. I was just expressing myself.>nitpicking at every single runMost of the nits I pick are in regards to how I play, or how the game is designed. When it comes to other players on the password, if I really have something to say about them, I typically try to frame it as a question, so as avoid coming across as too confrontational. Aside from pinging too much, and the potential cheating, the only other issue I think I had with you, is being a loot vacuum. Which again, you disagree that it's a problem, but it contributes to my tilt.>lowkey calling me hackerEnemy behavior was suspicious during matches with you. I expressed that suspicion. But I never said I was totally sure. Only that patterns were being recognized.So let's see... 2/4 of your points is you dismissing me when I address your tilting behavior. Which, fine, if you want to be that way, I can't force you to change. But it still gets under my skin.1/4 was you hallucinating something I didn't say.And the last 1/4 is maybe the only half valid point, because my accusation is unprovable. However, you never actually denied my accusations directly, or expressed hurt by them. You typically reply to everything said about you. So your silence on that matter was very loud.And you know what? Through all of that, I didn't block you, until you admitted to griefing me, resulting in our loss.
>>562965056I heard CC is taking a break from Nightreign because she got bred by some Aryan chud stud. Can anyone confirm this?
>>562964973Crazy how much you're my girlfriend now
Im up with xao hara guys
>>562941669What does my post have to do with that
>>562965347this but wormfaces
>>562965329>I dindu nuffin schizo paragraphEverytime
>>562965329I'm sorry but you're officially Retarded As Fuck if you think Trish is "hacking enemy patterns". You're an actual retard, Creasy. I'm telling you that you're equivalent to a down syndrome patient. You have mental illness and brain cell impairment. You're retarded
I’m fine queuing for a bit but can I get one game today
>>562965978my fucking sides
>>562965978If Trish could do anything of the sort I doubt she’d stop there at a video game with her epic hacker skillz she’d probably be queen of /erg/ lol
>>562966406>>562966406>>562966406
>>562965347>>562965371Nope they belong to a small gremlin doll with a massive futa cock
>>562965556that’s what you posted it’s pretty self explanatory
gg dreglord, nice carry I kinda shat the bed there haha
>>562966153even with a pure impulse Z-tier like me?
>>562965978Why did you put "hacking enemy patterns" in quotes, when I never said that.In my original accusation, I admitted that I wouldn't know how she's manipulating enemy behavior. But perhaps it's some kind of innate less likely passive applied to her character, that doesn't show in any of the menus. I think that's a reasonable idea.
>>562963642I’m not saying it is but it’s the only solution I can think of
>>562966731As previously stated you are retarded, which is why you have these thoughts. It's due to your brain having slowed motor function. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
>>562964210you made him reply twice, good job
>>562963734you’re thinking of dee ess jeetistan
>>562967072I've seen actual hackers put passives on before. It's not some impossible thing. If they can stack 2 dozen damage negations on, in order to make themselves nigh invulnerable, then surely someone can figure out how to put on a less likely passive.
>>562966726gg, deathknights scariest night 1 boss
>>562966673You're confusing me with someone else
>>562967564not really
>>562967713It is the truth
gg fulgawd with xao i beat my demons
>>562960814she contributes enough with her free ults, birdjeet has absolutely nothing going for him
>finally manage to get into D4 and not immediately get hit with ED Libra/SSB Harmonia spam or absolutely braindead retard allies>It's actually really cozy and fun, still as enjoyable as D3
>>562967980what i said is, yes
>>562972229>first get into D3This is shit>hit D4Actually D3 is comfy I want to go back
>>562973896No it is what I said