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>>562921376Motherfucker
Thinking is for losers.
Doto is a good cow!
Is there a site that lists out what each skill does in a table?I can't for the life of me remember all the accel skills I need to make a pace parent
How do I get Twinkle Series Long / Dirt / sprint?
>>562921493gametora
it's missing three 0s
>>562921469too many dykes in this game
are /v/uma yuritards
I'm right now attempting to generate three different videos of Gold City masturbating. All three will very likely be unwatchable messes.
>>562921563have long, dirt, or sprint be the race you run the most of relative to all other options. Be careful with dirt. I've heard anons accidentally get mile climax because they run 15 dirts and only 13 turfs, but also run 18 miles vs 5 sprint 5 med, making it take priority since 18 miles >15 dirts
why are my trainees looking at me like this?
>>562921689Who are you even talking about
>>562921791You juat made a Darude Sandstorm joke.
P
final borrow of the day looked great mid run, S distance, good skill hints, amazing sparks... couldn't cap speed. didn't even really get that close. back to the mines tomorrow...
>>562921929the dyke on the left
>>562921597Thanks>only have like 3 skills to choose from Damn...
>>562921971Ok, then I guess I should change my questionWhy are you a woman
Falco lost.
>>562921692They're extremely anti Yuri iirc from the threads I lurked.
>>562921952R
I didn't know she was a mare!Her sex appeal just tripled!
cygames please skin alive the intern who didnt take unto account how many players are in global
uh oh
>>562922062i’ll be seeking the vulvae through that massive unkempt rainforest she’s got down there
I can't make UG umas to save my life. Maybe I just don't have the cards required but I think I'm just being retarded
>>562922059O
>>562922124>that massive unkempt rainforest she’s got down thereIt tripled again!
can I own the libs with this?
This is now an AMERICAN thread.
>>562922037i now like the /v/wos
>>562922137You don't need UG umas for this CM, you only get UGs if you highroll on Stam, which is useless or if you Gutsmax, which is shit.
>>562922037phew
>>562922168P
Nice money bro I guess
post the dominator decks
>>562922137There was a trainer that managed to beat a UG whale player with an S+ VBobo last CM. You don't need UG to win.
>>562922197i aint no expert but in theory you can but i can also see all the skills firing off at the wrong moment therefore fucking you up horribly
>>562922302how'd you overtake Seiun Sky
>>562922062Seeking the Pearl was an impressive early mare.
>eight billion people on earth>Falco somehow thought she could get two trillion fansMaybe she isn't so smart after all...
>>562922292A
>>562922370Barcarole + Double Dominator.
>>562922242>>562922338Ok then, I just thought that itd be efficient to make an uma for both cm and to throw on my tt team at the same time
Bullying Fenomeno into wearing frilly clothes!
48 hour make out sesh with stego (his penis is bigger than mine)
>you can store 1 unused item from the previous career for your next careerwtf why did nobody tell me about this
>>562921758I guess I can't count.
>>562922197>Victoria>only 3 reliable recoveries>taking glitteringTry again
>>562922407G
>>562922484Fuck off back to twitter.
>>562922492
>>562922468putting strong, intelligent or otherwise dignified women in frilly or generally unfitting attire is my biggest fetish
Can I win with this they didn't give me a single Gold.
>>562922519A
>>562922598Throw it in a lobby see how it works out for you. And I mean this unironically.
>out of borrow runs for the day>use an old dober parent I had lying around>Gained 2 hint level(s) for Ignited Spirit GUTSIs this skill still good? This ace run is going good so far
>>562922598low wit no medium S go again
thinking about winning
>>562922468Fenomemo actually looks good in thisunlike ryan
press the button or go tenno sho?can make it to 0%
>>562922684I'd take it, pretty cheap gamble.
>>562922618N
>>562922684yes
mile A won't be enough
>>562922706Why is Ryan catching strays...
>>562922785FUCK youyou owe me 100 clocks
>>562922785*buys an skill*
What is the implication of her question?
>>562922741D
rape forehead chan
*filter tranny image*
/v/ma danchou told me to ask you guys, how safe is hachimi
I feel kinda bad for falco
>>562922849!
>>562922714>>562922714>>562922714HELP MEITS GLUE
>>562922924Been using it since day 1 both in JP and Global. They don't seem care, but there is always a risk.
>>562921493>the accel skills I need to make a pace parentDepends on the trackFor Aries there's literally none lmao
>>562922714>>562922964You do NOT skip crown races unless you went for Tiara G1s
>>562922964it is glue
Falco lied, people died.
Idk how to make a deck for an SS and above Uma. Just winging it and spamming races so far.
>>562921952>>562922059>>562922168>>562922292>>562922407>>562922519>>562922618>>562922741>>562922849>>562922956propaganda?
>>562922714Power and Stamina seem a bit low, if those were higher I would click it, but now you have to gamble the stats, so race.
>>562922706Rent free
Yknow, after having the refugees here. Some of the stuff in /v/ culture is actually pretty cool. (Like the /v/ triple crown, that sounded like an excellent idea). Why don't we try something like that? I think it would be fun to host more gimmick races.
>>562923037You need more than 50% RB for SS and you barely have 50
Why are all NTR posters so fucking retarded?
>>562923037>non-MLB Kitasan in 2026
question bros, are you also going the tiara route when you don't trust you'll have enough stamina for the kikka sho?
:^)
>>562923105We had that long time ago globalbab, you weren't here for it. They are not doing anything special, but I agree it is cool and fun. Be the change you want to see, I will join your lobbies.
>>562923105The Danchou Dahby was a good start, but we should have more stuff everyone can do too
>>562923201I just gamble it and cope and seethe
>>562922837she is trying to find common ground with her trainer but is very self conscious about it
>>562923121Well I've done it before with this sorta deck so I guess I'll have to work with something like this.>>562923138I don't have much of an option
Have you see this Uma appear in your dreams?
>>562923201Training Brian for sprint CM made me learn you can squeak by the kikuka sho with ~400 stamina and good skills
>>562923201For 2000m and lower tracks I do Tiara because I don't want to overstam, if the race is 2500 or higher I do triple crown. That will save you a lot of clocks.
>>562923123Not as retarded as the stay gold poster
>>562923123It's literally one guy avatarfagging
>>562923201I gamble until my rival is either Bright or Creek then I just accept that I'm losing 5 clocks and a glued run
>>562922837she wants to fuck your brother and not you
>>562923329You've got a point, but still...
>>562919434Front Daiwas can cancel out oguri with her own unique if its not triggered before late corner. After that its NSM gamble or bust for oguris.
>>562923201Kikka sho is easyTenno sho is the hard one and you'll have to do it anyway
>>562923201If I'm not inheriting or training stamina, I do Tiara. MANT causes me enough stress as is, I don't need to gamble runs and clocks on a potential brick race too
>>562923037replace sunday wit with a 15 rb sunday and switch shinko with sirius
>>562923201>Kikuka ShoShouldn't be the problem, but there is no point running the Crown route if you're not going for the Spring epithet as well
which uma has the strongest leglock game
>>562923406
>>562923489Haru
I hate Trackblazer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562923562>the raped
Other than NSM, what can do end closers to compete?Ryan and Dober uniques?
>>562923489donna
>>562923503
IRL personality Shakur would've heemed that mindbroken tongue-biter the moment she threatened to dox her.
>>562923607Don't even bother with end closers on non-spurt tracks if you don't have Daring Strike
>And Curren chanNuh uh, fuck off and leave my girl Curren out of Falcon's humiliation ritual.
>>562923257>>562923291>>562923293>>562923386>>562923427>>562923457>>562923479thanks for the answers, i'll try one singular tiara route with the epithets needed and check how good it feels compared
>>562922714This run is glue anyway with only 800 power at this point.
>>562923619
>>562923236You don't even play the game
qrd on the Falco event? Why take so long to add a notice that "the count is wrong"?
>>562923607End has no way to secure accelmight as well just go full gamba with Late and add OYL into the mix
>thunderbolt step
>>562923102>>562923694it's over
>>562923663I've got enough space to fit Daring Striker so I'll give it a try
>>562923679Nyo
Oh wow full mare Special Record. Wish I could find Aruvu in other songs though.
>>562923754
My XOguri overtook this other one in the final straight with no skills triggered. Posting if someone is wondering if Firm Course Menace can cope not having Medium S.Non-autodox version
>1 day left>Only first goal hitWe are so fucking cooked
>>562923607For accel you have NSM, Pump, Moving Past, and From the BrinkYou need tons of midrace velocity to secure a position, Goldship has the easier time doing this thanks to Uma Stan and Anchors ignoring pace down mode, Daring Strike is an option too but I doubt you pulled for Ayabe power card, so you will be borrowing Sirius
>>562923679>AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE CURREN-SAMA PLEASE USE YOUR POPULARITY TO SAVE MY HUMILIATION RITUAL OF AN EVENTFalco is NOT recovering from this
>>562923465If you mean Guts Sirius then she's currently at 1 LB.
>>562923885team sirius
>>562923824slutwhorebitch
>>562923868They're not yet adjusting the goal tells me they'll nerf it to "All goals achieved" and set it to the highest fancount at that time.
>>562923868it's their fucking fault. I could only do 1 run today because work
>>562923884/v/ faggots post in extremely obvious and obnoxious ways jesus christ, when will you all fuck off.
>>562923801Post d*ck and parents. I'm guessing you brought Stam sparks which you don't need even if you're running the Crown since you buy 3 recoveries during the career anyway, and even then I don't know how your stats are so low since I can consistently get statlines like this while dragging along zero LB yeppers, but I run straight 16 power sparks
Which is better SSR Riko or Sirius?
>>562923946Midweek is weird as fuck
>>562923948no thats the horse fun dancho
>>562923957It's called a low roll
>>562923939How did it work in JP? I don't think the 3 trillion they did was the goal from the start, right?
>>5629239579wit6stam3pwrThe issue is that I don't have good power sparks.
>>562923948This is our general now tho? Go fuck off to /umajp/ if we annoy you so much
>>562924060not fooling anyone jpschizo
>>562923868It's funny how the Edindogbotters are scummier than the JPchinkbotters
>>562924049>6 stmI find 3 stm enough.I always over stam otherwise.
>>562924019
>>562923948are you retarded?
>wake up >global is so weak we most likely won't even get MLB Falco cardumazing...
>>562924040It was a corona weekend event.
Debuffs should have friendly fire on
>>562924154I'm raping you for this, go back to sleep.
i own this general.
keyword WAS strong
Apolocarats for global's humiliation ritual when?
>>562924154Post your strong score
>>562924060I see we are getting to the falseflag and blame /v/iggers for free (You)s stage early.
>>562924049If you've got wit sparks like that, I'd cut 1 card for a second power, maybe Ryan Power since it's 10RB and guaranteed NN hints, but the actual answer is to go back to the mines for a better power parent yourself, but also why the fuck are you doing an ace run without a borrowed insane parent you found on Chronogenesis? That should be at least 8 power sparks if you want good skill hints or 9 if you're willing to take bad hints.
>>562924040It was during corona, and they had it on the weekend. They also had the same 3 days and the same goals.
>>562924040They did get all those fans, but it was during a weekend and peak coof season. I have no fucking idea why these japs went up and beyond for something so mindless as fan grinds.
>>562924131>>562924189Frenzied (style) hit your own Umas if they get rushed
Fuck thatCygames should put global into carat debt for being so weak
>>562924121>>562924253That's the issuealso my stamina got in the lower end for no reason, i have no legitimate idea how to train mediums without staminaalso that parent was found on chronogenesis.
Global ain't ever living down this umamilation ritual
will we miss some falco scenes if we fail our goal?
>xogurislop twice before kino is back on the menuWe need to ACCELERATE
>>562924251They(most likely just the usual samefag though)have been doing it the past threads even as far as to shitpost using the OP.
What's the stamina requirement for Taurus again? 800 + 1 gold?
>>562924327Actually Taurus is a Maruzen game
>>562924145>Implying /dbs/ slang isn't something exclusively used in that shithole.
>>562924445stop replying to yourself
Really, really, really wish that Honnou Speed had better lighting. It's so sad.
i just watched sweepy pick a single wit rainbow over a double rainbow speed
>>562924558>nose drinkerdisgusting
>>562924292Filter for only 8* power or better, Oguri doesn't need distance sparks for Med so you only really need 2* Med on the parent itself to get Med S in a timely manner, but with how bad statline is, I'd worry more about good stats then prioritizing Med S. I'm guessing you borrowed the Tachyon because you need Uma and don't have a Tach parent yourself, but the real answer is to go farm a 2* speed/pwr/wit cope Tachyon since you surely have her with 6* power parents and then borrow a random 8*+ pwr parent with good hints. You're running the Tiara route if you don't get Long A anyway, and fucking sprinters can run that with the free stats you get in career, and you should be buying 777, Hydrate, and Uma2 at the start of the career so you're not running a mob uma without an ult.
>>562924569You don't get it, it's part of the plan
Cute fluffy Uma.
>>562924592the MANT scenario doc asks for a different route
Why does Tama still act like a poorfsg when she has money from race winnings, sponsors and doesn't even need to pay for meals in Tracen?
>>562924569Sweepy knows what future turns will be, you will need that extra energy from the Wit training
>>562924494Your pills schizo?
>>5629244081101, 1 gold and a half and 2 late race whites
Who pays the Trainer?
First time I run Brian in a CM. Holy shit I think I am starting to fall for herShe is so cool and strong. She is winning a lot in lobbies I should have no hope in winning. Shadow Break is a very fair skill.
>>562924659yeah the path to an A+ uma
>>562924651Poorfags who come across money goes one of two waysThey spend it all until they go back to being poor againOr they don't spend it at all and still act like poorfags because they don't want to lose it all
>>562924569it's okay to intervene sometimeslike using clock
Is this deck good for Aries XOguri?KitasanNTRFineMoMarvelous WitTachyon witNishino Power~12 power sparks, rest scattered around
KITASAN RUN
>>562924651oguri ated the money
>>562924704>Or they don't spend it at all and still act like poorfags because they don't want to lose it allI relate to this
>>562924651If poorfags knew economics they wouldn't be poor
>>562924592if there is a way to make a Tachyon parent to build XGuri, Cross and VEishin, I will do itI guess I'll look for what you told me
Is Chrono broken on desktop, it keeps failing to fetch
>>562924520>>562924628when are they releasing Tact?
>>562924686nobody it's HECKED up how bad the trainer abuse at tracen is no wonder they get poached by the fr*nch
>>562924816Hopefully like 2 months after Aruvu so I can have another spark ready.
>>562922468Fenomeno always looks great!
>>562924795you can switch to mobile mode if you think that is the case
I heard that the CM after the next one is even more autowin for Christmas Oguri than this oneIs that true? Is the Derby doomed?
>>562924643Is the 50ish random stats you get from the Crown vs Tiara route worth gambling all your clocks and having to invest more heavily into Stam? You can run the longs with like 200 stam and the 4 recoveries you need to buy for XOguri anyway if you really want, but it's way more stable to just run the Tiara since the random stats really don't matter since your stam targets for this are so low since you're buying 4 recoveries for something barely longer then a mile.
>>562924816Probably 5.5 anni at this point with Contrail
>>562924901Imagine Oguri but now Maruzensky's accel is on
Why aren't we farming fans for Falco? Cygames already said they'll nerf the event for you.
>>562924901Medium is XOguri territory
>"Maaaa, toreena-saaaaan!">licks the remaining cum off her lips>"Iiko, iiko!"
>>562924686I always see it as Tracen paying a decent amount and trainers getting most of their money from the races
>>562924824But what about trainer rights?
>>562924878umas that are plants
>>562924795It works fine for me.
>>562924963You all cried about 'longslop' because muh 'clicking stamina feels bad'You all asked for ogurislopYes, you. All of you.
>>562924970Please keep going. I like what you're cooking
>is your niigata rival
>>562924901Everyone is viable because of red shift and the long final straight
What kind of uma related stuff would you do if you were in Japan?
>>562924908by the time I attempted to gamble, I already blasted all my clocks in classic due to XGuri failing dirt and medium races due to low stam, including arima kinenI don't know man, every single shitty guide appears seems contradictory all the fucking time, it's like you NIGGERS with the hardest fucking universal R possible can't get a consicus on what is ok to go and what is not ok pic related, I was thinking on using this deck + power card that gives 10 RB for Medium End Tama with 9 power and 9 wit, but then the idea seems to be retardedI guess I should just better try to get some parents before anything, hen again, I have 0 idea how to generate power parents, or any parents at all (Decks and sparks)
>>562924728Who are you borrowing?
I like Ardan but I don't think I'm good enough for her. Can you guys give me a different uma wife that is similar to her but would actually marry some scrub?
>>562924996you're here forever
>>562925139sex
Trying to make Kita parent on MANT, and how were they able to make all her stray and outfit events so boring. Especially her outfit events. There's not a single personality or character in here aside from "IM SINGING MY HEART OUT" and "IM HELPING PEOPLE UOOOOOO"Should I even read her story in URA this rate? Feels like these two would be her entire events
>>562925097They fucked her bad giving her such a big head instead of a bigger body
>>562925086I have XOguri so it's okay
>>562924878I regret not dumping all my tickets on her banner
>Finally get a run with Medium S and good Spd/Pwr/Wit>It lowrolls super hard on Stamina and GutsHaving to rely on Dober's terrible compatibility with Biwa is painful
>>562925139Who said I'm not in Japan?
>>562925162What was that meme where there was a serious shortage of trainers so Akikawa threw 20 something umas onto a single trainer and said good luck?
>>562925086yes i'll claim my free plat titles sankyu~
>>562925170>kita does it>mmmmh le bad>falco does it>MY UMADOL SO CUTE GO FALCO GOOOOYou're not fooling anyone hiding beneath that orange monster skin
>>562924896theres a mobile mode?
>>562925086Oguri isn't the problem, Dominator is
>>562925257I don't even have Falco to relate to your greentext
>>562925126>Everyone is viableEveryone besides pace chasers that aren't Maru or Christmas Oguri, and virtually any late surgers or end closers
>>562925216Cute Ayabe
>>562925262why cant you sub out oguri with other aces then
How many whites do I need for CM13 with this stamina?
Oguri or Ryan for my last gambler ace.
>>562925381King.
>>>/v/736566838>>this is the kind of poster that is coming here
>>562925257stay obsessed cuckrren
>>562925262But Oguri would be dominating the race even without dominator
>>562925139I'll plan to see a race while i am there probably the keio hai spring cup.otherwise idk. i don't think any stables are close to our route and i honestly don't wanna bother any of the still alive horses i would know from global and the last time i entertained that thought Haru died immediately
>>562925325>end closerswhen will you learn
>>562925086I asked for ogurislop, not hogurislop
>>562925427Sixty-Seven! xD
>>562925147There's no way she was staming out if you buy 3 recoveries at the start of the run, much less on anything other then a long in career mode. If you're losing early races, it's because you lack power or speed, which you do because your sparks are shit. Wit sparks are bad unless you're doing the meme guts build with speed cards and need to spark your wit because you're never training it. It's one thing to have some cope sparks if you're not going to put in the time to farm a real parent, but that should only be the parent itself, not the grandparents and certainly not your borrow. The guides tell you what's possible, but you're supposed to use your fucking brain and think about what you're about to do and what the constraints on that are. If you're building for something where you don't ever want to buy or press stam, run the career path for the people who don't fucking buy or press stam.
>>562925262People using Oguri's fat broken ass with dominators on top has caused more trainers to resort to using dominator just to counter her
>>562924040The goal was 2 trillion and it was reached by day 2 so the last day was a victory lap. This was also with less QoL and a memory leak bug that wasn't fixed 3 months into the scenario.
>>562925126Long final straight means that's the guts build CM right?
>>562925404based, only people with a gpu good enough to run cyberpunk should be allowed to post on the internet
I got spooked by hoguri but I don't want to use her
>>562923701And then they fucked, right?
>>562924569Uniornally that's how you go for highrollsT. Top 100 TT
>>562925462but every race is ogurislop because of if losing, winning
>>562925356Cause double Dominator kills Fronts and Paces that are not Oguri and spurt doesn't work.So it's only Lates which are a bit RNG and Oguri which is consistent >>562925417Oguri would be strong but would lose against Fronts more often>>562925495Yeah that's why I hate Doms, you are basically forced to use them if your opponents are using them. 1 guy using them is fine, but if both your opponents have them you just die
>>562925402But one of her innate skills sucks and the only doesn't work on mediumAND I used her for the sprint CM already. I have t used Ryan yetI like King and all but still
>>562925325>already forgotten who owns this game>the one who terrorized the first taurus
>>562925492>It's one thing to have some cope sparks if you're not going to put in the time to farm a real parent, but that should only be the parent itself, not the grandparents and certainly not your borrowI will put timejust give me the cards and how to build the parentsalso the stam out, the 12 first turns are the ones that fuck me>go all in to level up speed and wits>lul NTR and FiMo are low frenship the entire carrer>go for frenships>lmao you have no speed nowso basically 9 power 9 speed sparks or 18 power?
>>562925404And we are allowing them because....
>>562925536I sparked her on all uma because I didn't have normal oguri but I still don't use her as CM ace. She's just on my TT dirt
My oshis? Gold Ship and XOguri
>>562925369help a retard out /uma/
>>562925536Meanwhile I still don't have both Oguris despite already sparking twice >>562925369Sorry bwo I haven't even made my CM12 aces yet
>>562925369I don't think you need any desu. It really depends on how popular Stam debuffers will be
>>562925609CB and Ace are so underratedget better taste /uma/
Anyone whose oshi or favorite character is Oguri would use her base version because it has the better outfit and the cooler looking unique animation.If owning both let you change both the outfit in the race AND during the animation for everyone in the lobby then fine.I just don't like holiday/seasonal variants.
>>562925705>Implying avatarfags who stay on topic are worse than literal tranniesOkay ranjeet I'm onto you now, no matter what you say next I know it comes from a disingenuous brown
List of umas who aren't lesbians:-That's it, thanks for reading
>>562925705>Racism outside of /b/
Why does Tazuna lie so much? What's in it for her?
Rooms?
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>>562925834those are stallions
>>562925536>>562925648>>562925709Oh yeah? I rolled on the Christmas banner and stopped after 20 pulls because I got the Hayahide I wanted.
i like yuri
Yuri this Yuri that Yuri-lly need to touch grass
>>562925839Every time a trainer loses a race, she gets more jobShe's basically big pharma
>>562925887BASED
love from /aicg/
>>562925934I already did that yesterday and missed my daily...
are these good sparks?
>tfw you've officially given up on trying to win niigata junior
>>562925887Me too!
>>562925587Stop being a stupid metafag and run King.
>>562925947based on what?
>>562926005DAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYY
>>562926046Based on facts
>>562925820>who stay on topicThe staygold faggot is never on topic.
>>562925504And what size was their player base compared to global?
>>562926043But I lost last CM, and I am not a whale, I want to at least have a chance.I don't want to give the Christmas menace a free win
>>562925629For this CM? 18* power on everyone who's not a Front or Pace other then XOGuri, maybe a few stam sparks if you're running a Late/End who doesn't have easy access to recovery but also has zero stam growth.As to parent farming, there's two ways. You can just go do normal-ish runs where you hit SS, which is easiest with 1200 speed/pwr/wit, and then just buy the skills your parents spark and you get rival hints for. This is the fast way and will give you better quality of white sparks for whatever skills you make sparks for. The other way is to do runs where you optimize your deck to be just good enough to hit 1100 power and win races, while providing skill hints for a bunch of things you'd like on a parent. This gives you lower quality white sparks but in more important skills. The important thing is hitting 1100 power since it doubles the odds for a 3* spark if it hits power, and moreso the odds of avoiding a 1* if it hits power.Cards are really whatever you have and has useful skill hints while also being good enough to get through the run. This is my current Dober's parent cards; Rob gives me guaranteed Right Hand, ningen woman gives Uma Stan if you start her dates before the end of first year, Ryan has 10RB and guaranteed Nimble Navigator, Stinko and Kita are there so I can actually win races, and Yaeno has guaranteed PTO as well as THH, Ramp Up, and Up Tempo hints.
>>562925880I don't believe you because there is zero fans of Biwa Hayahide
List of umas who aren't for their trainers:Helios--That's it, thanks for readingYour dykeshit events are the worst selling banners per year. Consistently.
Anyone else feeling kinda horny tonight
>>562925369I could tell you, but I doubt you'll listenOne gold recovery or 3 whites to not fail spurt
where are the anni gibs
fuck off freak
>>562926201I’m at work so not really
>>562926201I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.,,
junior mate debut
>>562926267You've never jacked off in your workplace's bathroom?
>>562926157they're gonna match you with other hoguris unironically. Whether or not you win plat is a total crapshot. Oshi players will get decimated in prelims and get weaker finalswhale lobbies get whale finalsTanking your wr for easier finals is a meme, but finals lobby power level isn't
>>562926169lurk moar newcutiethere are at least two of us
next bread will be grass
>>562926201i gooned too much this week and now i can't get horny
>>562926361Rye Grass or ordinary grass
Is 600 stam too low for this next CM?I've been told it is but my 612 stam horse wins more often than I would think a horse that didn't reach the stamina requirement does.
>>562923540>*takes ur 1 hour*this is mine now
Anyone have a 3* power 3* med 3* uma stan GP with 45+ wins?
>>562926169Hey, there's at least three of us out there!
just got agemasen'd by both finemo and bakushin guts in senior year, my curren TT runs are truly cursed
>>562926408No? 600~700 is what you want
>>562926408It's borderline enough but if a stinker hits you with ASE/murmur it's over
>>562926428I do but I'm not sharing it with your gay ass.
>>562926408too low for front, front needs 750 stam
Sorry danchou I can't do any more runs
>>562926319I used to do this on the daily. I stopped though since I thought my coworkers were staying to catch on to my constant shit breaks
>>562926324I meant regular Oguri in my regular postI don't have nor would I run her if I did have the Christmas version.
>>562926319I almost got caught be some faggot cleaning the offices. Haven't done it since.
>>562926374how the hell does that happen
>>562926178Helios is for Dober
>>562926319Anon, majority of my coworkers are married women. I would get caught so fast
>0 race sparks>+3 hints for moxie>+3 hints for focusDamn, my parents are looking cracked!
I can't take being a globab any longer, this embarrassment is killing me. Is now a good time to start playing JP?
>>562926489
>>562926374nigga broke his dick
>>562926483>>562926473Gotcha. I'll keep testing. I guess I can't expect the common casual I'll be up against to NOT bring a stam debuffer because ultimately doing that does nothing against the main villain of this CM>>562926496It's for a late
>>562926319I fapped once in the bathroom but after I came I felt immense shame
>>562926709Marche wouldn’t say thisBut her puppet would
>>562926624>not homewrecking various households by marking yourself with the potent smell of semen to make yourself irresistible to the office women
>>562926643Let's start a romantic relationship, learn Japanese together, get married and play JP uma together.
Why are all the umas in relationship with one other? Cygames I'm quitting if it's not a corny waifu game
>>562926319I work nightshifts sometimes and used to jerk off basically everytime while my other coworkers slept. But at some point the women started locking their bathroom at night so I couldn't jerk off any more since jerking off in the mens bathroom feels gay to me
>>562926709i want to break my dick inside maruchan
>>562926782Sounds gay
>>562926767
>>562926825Now this IS a Teiobro post
>>562926825onani master kurosawa....
post something cute
>>562926901cute and canon
>>562926804Because they are all cute, hot dykes.
Now that everyone is distracted I will proceed to rape the Dotoposter
>>562926709why is marche so lewd?>>562926825the return of teio bros...
>>562926875GOATed manga desu. Still one of my favorites even after all these years
They're going to release Grand Live early out of embarassment for this Falco event
>>562926825Finally, a genuine Teio post.
>>5629269527 and I rape this poster
>>562926804Oh no no no no
>>562926992>release the falco event in response to the failure of the falco event
>>5629269524 and you rape xim/xer's pits.
>>562926718650/650 stam guts is probably more then enough for a Late, Rudolf had 100% spurt despite tanking double debuffs and Radiant proccing late that run, while my Brian with 630/530 also had a late Radiant that race and spurted just a hair late.
>>562926954Marche has huge tits and the doto stareso you know she's an aspiring rapist
I do feel like if the event was Curren themed players would have played more and achieve half, if not most, of the goal at this point
Rate the Mejiro
>>562927117Cute.
>clicks wityou rike?
>>562927216The mejiros in the back are the best
Is nishino flower on her career for (you) or for (seiun)?
The DnB/jungle track in this event was bumping. Anyone know the name or got a link to it?
I like the Chiyo rape poster but I hate the Trump hating Chiyo poster. I am starting to think they might be the same guy though and idk what to do
>>562926825i thought tachyposters were the sex offenders
What is actually keeping trainees from raping their trainer if they wanted to?
>>562927216I'd get up and sing the Mejiro Anthem, my dick would also get up and sing together
>>562926319I've never been caught but I remember we had just hired an 18 year old that got booted the fuck out 3 months in because he got caught gooning in the toilets with the sound on. I actually knew because I also had been in there with him once and could hear the sound of something being tugged very fast but I'm not one to snitch. Last I heard he got on the pipe and was arrested for beating his 80 year old grandmother for money
>>562927268A lot of people hate the orange retard
I just woke up, I assume the stubs mean the shitposter is backWhatever, Kawasaki Kinen (JPN1) starts in 3 hours
>>562927314>spoiler>that last partWhat the fuck are wrong with zoomers
>>562926926>retarded browntoid negro uses hachimi third party translation >completely misunderstood the scenemany such casesthis scene is about declaring they will race together always no matter the distance because they have a lot of fun racing, which is what umamusume love doing it has nothing to do with love or romance in any wayfucking retarded mongrel /v/erminkill yourself
>>562927342Chiyo is pink not orange
>>562927216Ryan > Palmer > McQueen > Dober > Ardan > Bright > Ramonu
>>562927216Ardan > Palmer > Makween > Dober > Bright > Ramonu > shit >>>>>>>>>> Ryan
MANT into LONGSLOP into BALLROOM into FALCO HUMILIATION can global survive this
>>562927268Hating Trump is cool now though?
>>562926901
>>562927380I'm assuming that Diktaean was the same horse that won last year's December race or was it a different one
>>562927404cope
>>562927254Flower is inherently a chud daughterino uma, therefore, she is neither.
>>562926169I was slightly indifferent to her, thinking she was cool, but that all changed the day she marked me >>562917852 now I am a changed bwo and she was clutch for this sprint CM. I want to use her again but she gave me some great sparks and even with the buffed MANTblazer affinity, I don't feel confident doing selfcest with her. She'd probably have a tough time going against the other Christmas menace this time anyway, but I'm trying to figure parents out where I can.
>>562927413>>562927414Duality of man...RyanbrosGive me the Dobel
>1200/600/1200/400/400>1* WIT anyways Epic
>>562927404Ayabe would say this, also based
>>562927475yep
>>562927380i want to sleep but i'm obliged to support seraphic call
Hey, where do I go to read all of the reverse rape trainee smut?
>>562927520I remember it correctly then. That win really boosted his odds by a lot goddamn
>>562927550umagrok
I hate all avatarniggers. Kill yourself Chiyonigger, kill yourself NTRnigger, and kill yourself Dotonigger.
>>562927437/uma/ is MAGA board bwo
Can I make MANT parents with Sweepy yet......
>>562927264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUIJZyD1GnkThis?
>>562927268How mindbroken must you be to be defending the orange retard at this point? What kind of mental gymnastics do you go through to justify all the dumb shit he's been doing?Or is it one of those "I'm only supporting him ironically" thing you /pol/tards like to do to avoid accountability?
>>562927216Ardan > Dober > McFat > Bright > Palmer > Ramonu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ryan
>>562927593You're a lifesaver, danke. Was about to go through the channel's entire playlist to find it lol
>>562927584Make Americans Goyim Again...
>>562913001I am currently in debt in terms of oshi rolling; for example if I spark full on for Ines that means I won't have enough for another spark in Inari's banner, and I fear that the swimsuit Golshi/McQueen banner has the bigger chance where I'll blow another spark. And then there's Machan, I'm gonna lose it if she doesn't come home. And to make matters worse, I am willing to spend big rolls in support banners (Maruzen, Tachyon and Hello).All I can do is pray to the three goddesses so I can get all my oshis in minimum 100 rolls per banner at least.
>>562927561I would say it's because he has two wins in a row, so punters assume that he is on a streak
>>562927404least based ayabe poster
>>562927550I tried so hard to get AI to write umas raping me but every model is a pussy that goes " YEAH I'M GONNA RAPE YOU NOW" and then never goes through with it unless I overwrite their actions to force them to do it.
>>562927216I really only like McQueen. all the other mejiros are kinda bland.
>>562927626I hate him for reasons unrelated to Trump, he just gives off a more evil vibe compared to the chiyo rape poster
I think I miss /akg/.
>>562927670Not even FBI could had gotten this info out of me
i made money buying the dip thanks trump
>>562927584Even Oguri wouldn't gaslight like this
>>562927584Sorry bwo MIGA lost all their chud supporters now because we don't want to die for Israel
>>562927626>How mindbroken must you be to be defending the orange retard at this point?It's easy if you're jewish albeit
Rooms?!
>mad about avatarfags>not even mad about the worst oneto/v/rism?
>>562927404peeling off ayabes ear condom
>>562927639You have a lot of lates/ends on your list so I regret to inform you that you'll need stay gold because she's pretty much a requirement for them. And unfortunately you can't just borrow because then you won't get the evolution, you have to own her for it.
how many seconds until nishino flower?
>>562927584Burgerbwo...Rest of the world thinks you guys are fucking losers
>>562927843maruzensky is not that big
>>562927404Not even a yuritard but this scene(and about the whole event) is pretty obviously meant to dykebait. There’s no shame in admitting that. Doesn’t mean it’s not shit though. Even with japs who invented umaxuma to begin, the ballroom events just disappear into the ether the moment they stop running
>>562927906432000
This is my POV btwYou will never have thisYou will never be me
>>562927843Bigger
How will the re-opening of the Hormuz Straight affect my uma rolls?
>>562927639>5 umas this scenarioRough. Good luck on your rolls
>>562927113even worse she has a voice so lewd and cute she has to hide behind the puppet voice
>>562927938me on the left
>>562927914My President could kill your President on live TV and you would say sorry like a bitch. I don't care what your countries think, unless you're from Israel, the one country that didn't betray us.
>>562927843guh... I can't go on, I am no match for the grorious nippon umanko!...
>>562927938Are you eating them out in this image?
>>562927938But you are literally me
>>562927883>inherited evolved uniques>on an unticketable character on top of thatI almost forgot about how jewish cygay gets later on
>>562927873Your /v/boogeyman isn't working, chuddie.
>>562927938they look like they're shocked that they spilled their tea on you
>no rainbow training*whistle*>no rainbow training*whistle*>no rainbow training
>>562927914France would have killed their president by now
cow to cow communication
>>562927216Dober Ramonu and Ardan are the big 3 that make my dick the hardest, everyone else doesn't matter
>>562927938Is your carat stash that big?
>>562927983forgothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di9S0me-ZgM
>>562927921
>>562928058i need this cow to rape me while the puppet watches and talks dirty
>>562928082Seiun sky hands made this
>>56292800>Israel, the one country that didn't betray us.That's going too far even for a Teiopost. Teiobros ain't no fucken kikes.
>>562927793every other respectable country gets to have a stake in that oil money, american wasps and jews privatized everything and are the ones that developed the oil infra in the middle east. This was colonism 2.0. Anyone without a stake in this oil money that supports israel is basically a cuck. thats why we are having this war right now, cause the saudi oil neighbours feel its unfair. and thus the fight over oil started.thats why you dont see the rich dissing israel, its related to oil money and that fuels everything including the stock market. Study saudi sovereign wealth funds. study californian oil company that started all of this and used that to fund tech companies.
test I think I shitposted too close to the moon...
>>562928123How much bigger could her tits get of she got preggers or something?
oguri cap says free palestine
>>562928001Classic teiopost
Imagine the smell.
OGURI?!
> /uma/ - geopolitics and ai slop general
Just hurry up and give me her already
Teio is cute
>>562928231lose some weight
>>562928032*donkey to cow communication
Doing throwaway runs in MANT is genuine suicide fuel especially if you get hit with a bad rng seed where your uma keeps jobbing nonstop despite having good stats. My King has like 800/500/700/300/350 stats at this point + OYL + Binding Flash + a bunch of whites yet I had to use up all the retries because she just couldn't win the Takamatsunomiya Kinen for whatever fucking reason. And she still couldn't win.
>>562928252I lost some spunk in Teios womb
I forgot if I was doing the triple crown or the girl races
Every country belongs to America. Cant wait for the first international uma to be added, she will be American.
>>562927216Ryan > Dober > Palmer > Mackie > Ardan > Bright > Ramonu
>>562928297An approaching-fourty year old man typed this.
>>562927670The AI understands that you want to get raped, which means it wouldn't be rape.
>>562928307check race history silly ogurin
>>562921968I know but we know… but hopefully obey will be exclusive uma to global only as an apology to that fomo falcon event
sexsex with umassex with coworker traineessex with director akikawa and tazuna
>>562927990>>562928004>>562928005>>562928026>>562928046The difference between you and me is that I truly love all the Mejiros, and they love me back. You? You're a lowlife, you think I didn't see you participating in rating the Mejiros? Pathetic, disgusting, spineless. I could only attribute such pahetic behavior to a lack of testosterone in your system.
>>562928348nta but h-how?
????????https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2041709914494792102?s=20
>>562928372menu, career
>>562928348I dunno how
>>562928371This is most virgin-coded post ever.
>>562928372>menu (the one for gluing)>career
>>562928370Correct.
YEPPERS CHAIN DID NOT FINISH
>>562928426NTA but I am a serial sex-haver and I was going to post the same thing.
uma for this feel?
>>562928270MANTblazer race rng made me get pissed off at a game for the first time in years. And I've played fromslop
>>562928371This is the most chad coded post ever
>>562928371*ding*I just impregnated every Mejiro just now. What are you going to do about it?
>>562928408>>562928436wtf I never knew about it thanks
>>562928490Spe-chud
>>562928394KWAB moment, Hong Kong he should be at…
>>562928408>>562928436Didn't know that, thanks
Marvelous must be messing with the dimensions again...
>>562928307you don't have a set schedule?
It's that kind of run huh
>>562928275monch
After listening to various kinds of ASMR during my runs in the past weeks, I have concluded that yandere ASMR provides you with the best RNG.
>>562928148Saudis and all the oil countries bought back their oil industry years ago already, it's just the last occasion for Israel to take down Iran because it's their biggest menace That's why we say die for Israel
>>562928592ooc garbage.
>>562928624nyo I'm too lazy to fill this stuff out
>>562928525>>562928576Ogmanko on my face as thanks
>>562928426>>562928480>sex havers>in the mongolian basket weaving forum>specifically in /uma/what a good laugh, anyway next time use your oguri smirk fags, you are not fooling anyone
>>562928515>the sloppa didn't make her fat
>>562928681takes like a minute anon
>>562928628An Unfortunate Nipslip
>>562926901They are good friends
The shit sniffer genes...https://x.com/i/status/2041782673002393662
>>562928681you just fill it once after debut and reuse it for every future run
Is BWOguri /uma/'s mascot?
>>562928697Honestly. Im turning 28 in a few months and I am still a virgin.
>>562928592the mare opera o
Wow the virgins are really offended.
SEAbrown hours are always the worst, but now we have the t/v/rannies from SEA too, so it's double the aidsI need to change my sleep schedule so I avoid this hour now
>>562928816Opera really is the most tumblr coded uma
>>562928778stab christmas oguri in the eyepull out her gutsdrink her blood wipe it across my facebite into her liver and spleen
mejiro maker more like mejiro CRINGER
Rooms?!?
Is every post now going to get a snarky comment
>>562928713mcqueen has enough belly material, slop isn't needed for the canon fatties
>doing Ticket's career, good run so far, right before classic Takarazuka>didn't realize I kept her as a pace from back during make debut>set her as late to get late hints>17thI'm tired boss
>>562928816Lore reason why Doto a fat niggress slave here?
I'm a virgin. Give me an uma wife.
our game... not so alive...
>>562928790I'm 10 years older than you and khv
>>562928903Figure that out yourself.
>>562928761>Flehmen response
Deploy ze oranges
Kitasan's fat tits, Dia's even fatter tits
>>562928992doing sixtyseven on their boobies
>>562928992Dia
>>562928912yeah but I need fat (pregnant)
>/v/ermin first encounter with the Mejiro Maker>immediately seethe and resort to petty insultsNo wonder you browns got fucking kicked out, you always think you're superior and better than others, but in reality you're just trash and nobody likes you because you're an obnoxious retard who can't have fun without always trying to be on top
The fuck, that's really early
>>562928952I'm horny now
okay but what if you didn't remove the slow metabolism condition and it only got worse as the career went on hahaha that would be very funny i think hahahah
Can I be DEVILISH and take pump on xoguri and just bring 1 front runner to help the pump proc often? My track record says I lose the mid-race velocity skill spam for unknown reasons. Wait, is it because npc retards spam double circles on their velocity skills?
>>562929065Strength or bust
yay homedone with my two dominators so gonna try to fix my last uma and then I can work on cm13 (after I find out who I'm gonna use . .. . .)
Funny how most "you're brown" posting happens during this hour and will drag on for the next 4-5 hours before disappearing until the next dayI wonder why
>>562928959What does that mean for the shit sniffer?
can we try to have good threads again guys
>>562928949I dont even think about it anymore, unfortunately I am not a khv. could have been a monk in another life perhaps.
>>562929078If your Oguri is in 6th you already lost, unless your opponents are both running triple Front
2026 HK$30 million G1 FWD QEII Cup (2000m) selected runners, the race is scheduled for 26 of April
>>562929159>again
>>562929159No, come here.
>>562928370this post reminds me of that 30s video of the nip guy on the highway screaming about sexwish I could it again
>>562928945Curren
>>562929035crabs gonna crabalways need to pull others down with them
>>562929159huh? what happenedI speedread and it looks fine maybe
>>562928470cow
>>562928945Kitasan would let you hit if you kept asking
waow too bad about the shit skills why
>>562929396explode you whore
>>562929161It's specifically against enemy xoguris. I won't lose because my xoguri has pump (I'll take NSM! too) and the 2 enemy xoguris don't. If there's no xoguris and I'm higher than 6th, I don't need the pump or anything else to beat the clowns.
>>562928470>>562929325>ugly horse btwIs there a particular reason they made Dantsu this hot
i think the brown accusers are south american. my friend visiting colombia has their twitter algo and he told me they liked to call each other brown
>>562921376I don't play the game but I've seen like 5 comics that end with this girl losing blood
>late senior>finemo speedruns her chain after not showing up the whole run>bitch still gives me prepare to pass despite having like 950 witfuck this stupid scam card
>>562929440she has serious issues but retards keep enabling her
https://files.catbox.moe/717r2v.jpg
>>562929261Have an uma ver instead
>>562929486decent westoid art for once?? fuck she makes me jealous
My trainee is the best climaxer, I personally verified this. Now to get that “15 kids mother” epithet
>unyielding spirit (mile)>unyielding (medium)wow real original guuuuuuuuuuys
>>562924887
>>562929523>fuck she makes me jealousGaybro...
>>562929325why did she have to be a pacecuck
>>562929574lmao
>>562929578not my fault bwc gets me going..
>>562929581it's paceGAWDS at that point
>>562929070Which Uma would be the easiest to fatten up? Which one would look the best fatter? For me, Hishi Miracle and Dantsu respectively
>>562929509when do we get that retard?
>>562929440She is lovely, isn't she?
>>562929642>bwc gets me goingbased
>>562929574yup, must pull
>>562929660Mirako>>562929642Suzuka would say this>>562929435She had to balance all the flatties in BNE
>>562929429A lot of people are running Late Aces or Late debuffers. If your Pace Oguri is in 6th place she isn't beating a well built Oguri in 3rd place. Maybe you turn a loss into a win with it but it's gonna be very inconsistent and a waste of SP most of the time. At least gamble with Dober unique
>>562929694
>>562929768Bigger, fatter
>>562929724my adorable digiwife is so silly sometimes
>>562929435>Is there a particular reason they made Dantsu this hotno idea, I also keep thinking she's a mare but she isn't, probably the pink>>562929660obvious
>>562929842CB IS NOT COMING OUT UNTIL 2ND ANNIVERSARY?
>>562929078We're back on Scorpio with the pump pace theorycrafting..Anyway to answer your question, I don't think it'll help much. Even my Med S Ryan that procs Iron + NSM sometimes can't catch Seiun Sky's 0.4 and XOguri's carryover.
>>562929842nice. can you actually make her work or is she just a meme?
>>562929884Stuff her bedbound until she is covered in rolls
>>562929892we don't even have her card when did you expect her to get here
my pace xoguri wins 60% of the time and my front kita wins 10% of the time. running dominator intense gaze(notbuilt yet) on 3rd slot. maybe slop tuber were right, xoguri is busted.
>>562929969post xog i need reference
>>562929969kill her
Umamusume is not a pvp game
>>562929892Yeppers. At least she'll come out this year. Tsuru is still in 2027>>562929928Not sure but her unique is funny so I'll try to make her work
>>562924261>He think yuriniggers actually play the game lmao
>>562929892The uma comes out in November or December, the Support card is coming out in a couple weeks
>>562929969she will always be the best on medium cms
>>562929928She's very meta as a rabbit to help your front oshi win
>>562929928Do it for your oshi anon.
>>562924265>I have no fucking idea why these japs went up and beyond for something so mindless as fan grinds.
>>562930010missing umastan, groundwork, tail, shrewd step, go with the flow. id get those if i could. but all you need is the 4 recoveries and youd be fine.
>>562930192Is go with the flow actually good?
>>562929793Ok I guess the lates will ruin it. And I'll probably run a late myself for lack of better options (my only fronts are Seiun and Kita).I just have ryan in the parent tree, and often proc the pump spark and then buy really mid skills at the end so I was wondering. It would've been semi-free sp.
My fuarking hero...https://youtube.com/shorts/vZ-TPTcU6L0
"SIR MANT IS KILLING GLOBAL""RELEASE THE FALCON EVENT WITHOUT ADJUSTMENTS""MAKE FIRST CM LONGSLOP""AND THEN GIVES THEM A TASTE OF XOGURI +DEBOOOF SLOP"global player count going negative by may
>>562930230yeah i noticed xoguri actually moves up at the end if you are overtaking (visually on the ui). it gives a bit more speed than tm ult if it hit.
WINNING LIVE 33https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODEn2gOkTfs
>>562930246Shame that non 3 stars get shafted with their unique's animation's lengths
oh wait I can run BNW in CM12
>>562930281Didn't know that, I always slept on that skill with Mayano
Give it to me straight. We are not completing the Falco event are we
>>562930332yeppers, we are trash after all compared to JP
>>562930030yeah, that plus the fact she can get runaway just sounds really funny i wanna try too.>>562930332they are adjusting the numbers as we speak.believe.
>>562930232this pic would turn me into a hog enjoyer if it wasn't sloppa
>>562930332they'll probably knock it down to 1 trillion
>>562930432that would be incredibly humiliating, i can't wait
Did I choose a bad time to take a break? 2 events up right now with 0 progress on my end + 0 CM12 prep completed
>>562930432They're most likely waiting for the last day of the event, see how much we got, and then require +100B for the last reward
>>562930332who cares
>>562930472CM12 is still in like 2 weeks, you're fine
TEIO STEPPU
>>562930472You just need 2M to get all of the Falco rewards. You still have 10 days for the story event, and 2 weeks for CM12
can sweepy complete mant runs? don’t really wanna do 6 for the event
I should not pull anything for this month but cheerleader outfits...
>>562930365Bruh JP had that event on unity, on a weekend, during covid
>>562930232If you have nothing else to buy you can buy it, I'd rather buy double circle skills over pump though.
>went down to 0 rolls after dia>already back to 1 sparkgod damn
flower… soon…
>>562930616Thx for the Helitoes
>>562930670no, yes, yesbut the most important fact is that they had 2-3 times more players
>>562930614I went to go jerk off and my sweepy produced me an E rated uma so I think she can just not as well as you can
>>562930780she should show umanko
helios would laugh at you and call you an unc btw
I like off-model breasts
>>562930882Uh oh someone didnt set a race schedule
>780 wit>still get prepared to passi wish i could clock support events.
>>562930941I like when they are smaller too
>>562930670But Japan has only 120 million population, compared to Global's 8 billion. This means we are getting stomped hard.
>>562930953I did... I think
>>562930991Wow I wonder how it ended up failing a career then
daitaku helios sitting on my face
>>562930882that's a good thing because you could've been the one producing an E rated uma
what should be my 4th wit card now that sirius is out? for kitasan
>>562930246The face that launched a million tears...
>>562931080Producing E-rated umas with Rudolf..
>>562931090you gonna max speed with only 1 cardNice Nature
So is From the Brink better than OYL?
>>562931202it's worse actually, same conditions, but oyl has a 0.4s longer duration
Umazing
>>5629312290.6s actually*doesn't make a lot of sense considering it's a track distance specific skill...
https://x.com/famitsu/status/2041740409970553044?s=20
>>562931229Oh so I can just skip Wit Sirius then right? I was worried
what do you guys use for carat pull planner
>>56293116520% speed is bustedhmm you think? I only care about PURE wit gains from whenever I click on a rainbow, so other trainings should not be consideredsirius mood effect and friendship bonus highkey makes up for it, but natie does have 1 extra wit bonus...but also less special prority
>>562931385umacaratcalculator.com (which is a redirect to copy a google spreadsheet)
>>562931307yea you shouldn’t pull any wit cards until ramonu comes out later this year
NEW DATA, WE ARE SAVED!
BROS...
w-we did it bwos...
>>562921376YES WE DID GLOBALBROSHAPPY BIRTHDAY FALCO-CHAN
https://youtu.be/GMETU0BZc7k?si=WM9xkpfMzxoCKvV6
sweepocalypse?sweepageddon?sweepnarok?
>only 500 billionOh no no no
>>562931307cards that only give a distance-specific skill will never be worth pulling
CYGENEROUS
>mein fuhrer ve are entritt ze Funkeln Stern Klimax>und ve nicht da have ze vergoldet hammern>das ist fein... fraulein akikawa vill refrischend hir artikels...>...>mein fuhrer...
FalconCHADSI KNEEL
Embarassing...
Cygames did you not have faith in us?!
>>562931510>>562931521>>562931529>>562931535the humiliation...it's not even 1Tthe milestones got quartered
wot
>>562931510>>562931521>>562931529>>562931535>not even 1T>straight up just 500B>they basically just handed it to usThis is both humiliating and funny
cygame's hamfisted balancing strikes again
actual humilliation ritual
COMPLETE GLOBAL HUMILIATION
THEY JUST GAVE EVERYTHING LMAOOOOOOOOOO
oh we need to wait until the event is over to get the stuff
>jpgawds: global, we challenge you to beat our 3 trillion>cygames:
Be grateful Falco
>>562931542at least it is a higher goal than korea had?
>500bDamn, they really think we casuals lmao. Now we ask for apologems for disturbing our sleep
Oh no no no no
>bot 2 ura runs>get all the rewardslmao
I love small fan count humiliation! Oh no jp bros, stop staring at my small fan count...*peek*
FALCOBROS DON'T LOOK AIEEEEEEEEEEE
mejirape
You're welcome Umadolkeks
Guys, we have to get 2 trillion now. Let’s show cygames we aren’t little bitches!
Oh god this is so humiliating
>redeem rewards>don't actually get themthanks CYGAMES
Come on Cygames we could have made at least 700B or 800BIs this what my parents felt when they had me? No expectation whatsoever
wait so you don't get the ticket immediately?you have to wait until the event ends?
yoooooooo this new song is straight ASS dawg
>meanwhile in JP
>TFW I was just going to do my 5th Oguri Cap runDamn lol. I was on a rhythm where I was getting 400k per run. Well we did it.
Remember to thank Curren (the cutest) for all her haaaard work when you claim your rewards~
>>562931670
>>562931690sry i’m employed man i’ve got a mortgage to pay and a kid to raise i can’t be playing this game for more than 30 min a day
>>562931456>>562931546Yeah but it also frees up my slot for NSM on this CM, that was important too
I finally got a usable Dober parents.Nice.
Soon I can post round in peace again
I HATE umadols.
GlobalGAWDS we did it
>>562931754>400k per runare you playing the new scenario nigga?
>>562931776Oh no, Kitasan is looking at my small fan count and measuring it...I'm gonna
>there are anons enslaved to women ITT
>>562931809if you're desperate for it you're way better off ticketing yeppers and borrowing sirius, because at least sirius gets better with uncaps
Doesn't this mean that Curren basically earned the 1,500,000,000 for Falco and us?
sorry falco we are cutting your birthday party admisison size by 3/4
THANK YOU BASED CURREN
>>562931774>>562931689>>562931641AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE CURREN CHAN ARIGATO FOR THE 500 BOZILLION FANS UMASTAGRAM GODDESS ILL CONTINUE TO PRAY TO YOU FOR SUCCESS
>japan had the weekend + covid debuff for this event>global is currently living thru global tensions + the event released on a mondaynot even bullshitting, how were we supposed to clear this event clean
>>562931670m-marche wouldn't say this right...
>they nerfed the goal to 500bNice dead server, global browns
https://youtu.be/cd4-UnU8lWY?si=vdFtjTqPCzQBM2VfAN SSR FOR YOU JIM
I can't believe Curren personally "had a talk" with John Cygames so he would lower the milestones.She's such a good friend. Friendship is so beautiful. I'm crying.
this will hence be dubbedthe 500 billion incident
i want to fuck mejiro ramen o
>The first ever running of Japanese Derby is on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaEddRL3Zk4
asians really are better than everyone
>>562931938it was pretty rigged against us, wasn't it?
>>562931938You're only 10% of the way when they announced baby mode, I doubt global have what it takes to reach 3T even if you have all the same conditions.
>>562931938As an American that is up during these times I can tell you most are busy during weekdays the weekend would have been a better idea. There is a lot of dead time during Friday and Sunday.
I actually feel like a subhuman, how could they do this to us? People will start uninstalling the game and leaving at once after such insult the players
KWAB status?
>>562931938They didnt think about that. They just copy paste everything
globalfriends, we absolutely DEMOLISHED this event!
>>562931985consider this >>562931776
wait, so jpbabs pissed and shat their diapers at this event? this was literally the easiest shit ever
falco's concert will be held in a high school gym
vmadolbros... ovr repvtation...
>browns are taking the brunt of the humiliation>burgerGODS will simply wake up to everything completed
Someone post the Falco Cryer
How do I celebrate Falco's event without making this face
>>562932086look how happy she is!
Winning The Soul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
post the nishino flower dogeza, with haste!
500 billion fansoh man im stuffed
Falco is ecstatic her fans helped her
>>562931978seems like a swell time, I wonder what fun things Japanese uma were doing from 1930-1945
This wouldn't have happened if you had properly swept anon!
This is bullshitWe could've achieved 1 trillion
global is better because instead of winning honorably we used debuffers to bring the requirements down
Alright sweepbros, NOW we can deploy ze bots again
>>562932209>
This feels rather humiliating ngl
Sweepniggers and Edenigers should be gassed
globalniggers will never live this humiliation down
Okay, now that we have trolled cygames we can bot all the way to 2 trillion.
So what did cygays learn from all this?
>global so bad at playing the game they need cygames to cockfeed them the rewards
Kek Cygames were scared we were gonna btfo the autistic japs so they gave us all our gibs to stop grinding so much.JPiggers BTFO
>>562932320global is a dead server, EoS soon
Curren won so hardHow will Falkek recover from this?
activate them
>shadobabs, grubbers, and pricunners are all laughing at globalkeksglobalkeks will never live down this humiliation ritual
Those 500b fans? Yup, all me.
why aren't you using your SSR ticket then
>posted it again award
>>562932209Nothing happened to the chinese umas but they deserved it.
>>562932316No, let the event finish first. Can't give any reason for them to investigate
Is there anything better than being a gobalfag? easier challenges, more free pulls, foresight on whats meta, etc
>>562932390Rewards tomorrow.
Keep the humiliation coming...I'm so fucking close...please laugh at me
>>562932340Stage 1: denial
>>562931876If I’m being honest, I would lick Opera O body clean after every single race given the chance, from head to toe
>>562932443can you and your friends at least take it to an ERP thread instead of shitting up this one
no way you niggers actually care about this shit that much
>Global only gets 1 shard from the daily legend race despite the accelerated schedule Truly the server for cuckolds
We're actually so shit at the game.
>>562932469taishin is incredibly cute in that one
JP?GET FUCKING OWNED
>>562932540>>562932540>>562932540
>>562932475nyo
lmfaooooo global really got the special needs kid participation trophy treatment
>>562932495Whatever gets you the most (You)s here
>>562932495it's like four people posting on cooldown
>>562932543I was about to make a thread with the same exact image lmao
>>562932516They will just give us an extra 3* selector as compensation in a few months bwo
>>562932495Please understand, they didn't have anything to shitpost with since the last club drama
>>562931938>global tensionsfucking what. a war in sandland isn't stopping you playing uma
>>562932434if they don't care about clubs botting for big rewards i doubt they would have cared for them botting for rewards the whole community would get.
>>562929730I love white cocks too
