Battle Season 11 begins!https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2039196111416762546Also some April Fools garbage.2.60 newshttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2035657990351573194>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Ilsa, Galleon, Vira>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Bread: >>562858676
Who won?
Dead SlopGame
>>562989132dogs
>>562989447vajrachud…
>>562989132we lost
>>562988796Where is she driving?
I will nier this nier hear and go to slip. maek sure to not moelest her while im gone
Meet your season 3 guests
>>562992581i wish
>>562991571PAY CYGAMES
>>562992581What's with the recent influx of people liking Teto now? Yeah Fukkireta was a meme, but I've seen this many people liking Teto specifically now this past year or two more than everAlso force upon whoever keeps making the captcha worse a lifetime of having to play against Metera in Granblue Fantasty Versus RISING
>>562994776It got upgraded and re-released as a voicebank for synth V, it got shilled a little because it got teased on the 15th anniversary as UTAU and it's just been riding the wave aided with a little nostalgia since, some good songs using her have been made but most of her songs are jap zoomer slop
When is KOK starting? not joining but I do like to watch
>>56299671220 minutes
ryagger check in
i luv sheep
>>562997034He was gooning to Ilsa futa and passed out...
>>562997184hope he died. futatroon.
>>562997034kos-mos you too
>>562997268I don't know if he really likes it, I was just joking
>>562997078mofumofus...
sonicsol come back...
Yool sex
>>562997497No no you were right, I love big meaty feminine peens
somebody link the bracket
>>562999572https://www.start.gg/tournament/kanme-klash-granblue-19/events/gbvsr-1v1/brackets/2250159/3261772/overviewthey seem to be late on starting?
>>562999693thank you
what are charlotta's weaknesses, i seem to consistently get perfected by her every time i match against one
>>562999693starts in 20 minutes
>>563000408was it not 7pm est originally or have i just been retarded this entire time
>>562990416I will protect her.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanme_esports_studiosstarting soon
>>563001285can't wait to go 0-2 off stream
>>563000492we moved it up to 7:30 for latefags
I don't care for KOK.
>>563001734why
I'll tell ya what grinds my gears; male Vtubers. Why?
Wrong board lil troon
>>563002232but otokonoko vtubers are peak
futatubers are king
>threw two rounds to ilsa and got sent to loserswell g freaking g
>>563004202all my grubbers not going 0-2
this game should not be FT2
>>562994776There was a song that went viral on Tiktok or something, which aligned with the release of SynthV Teto and the growing popularity of the MV animator.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19y8YTbvri8I think the song is terrible, but maybe I'm just old.>>563001734Kok cares about you.
why would I ever play vira when>katalina>beatrixexists
this game should not be played in tournaments
tried my hardest but anila is an impossible mu for me, there's just a sheep out and suddenly i have no way to approach without getting 2hed
I don't like it when anons fight so early.........
Mid tier 2b on the telly
>>563006423>Mid tier 2bI hate you retarded downplayers so much.EDIT: I realized that maybe it was a joke but I still hate it anyway
>>563006423can't expect all of them to be as amazing as Hatsoon buddy
Is this game alive?t. trying to get into a cute fighting game
>>563006576No, it's dead as shit.
>>563006576Yes if you're NA
>>563006576yes
>>563006576if EU no
>>563006576no, play guilty gear strive if you want a cute game with characters such as UMISHO and Razzo
>>563006735Rising has cuties too!
ryagger...
go blue nier GO
I knew I wasn't crazy. the strive narrator always sucked dick, but he's 0.001% more lively for the jam trailer and that's all the comments in her vĂdeo are about probably too far-fetched but I imagine if our character guide narrator had an effect on strive. that dude is amazing
nier on the telly
>>563005812i dont remember making this post...
yes good. die ilsa die
I feel like this is unironically the most competitive GBVSR communitywe called "vikala becoming broken" or "already being good" 500 years agosame for grimnir becoming the top 1 after the various top tier nerfs and so onwe're always spot on everything while the rest of the world masturbates to zeta potential woman
>>563008003Nigga, no one gives a shit about Rising's narrator. Strivers loved their narrators monotone narration.
>vikala able to take games off of THE anti zoner characteri thought she was low tier doh?
Ilsa is the culmination of Rising slop.>retarded midscreen damage, check>retarded normals, check>retarded projectiles or blueslop shit from fullscreen, check>retarded corner carry, check>retarded meterless damage, check>RS into RS into RS lover, check>retarded air to air, check>retarded chip damage, check>boring gay basic bitch gameplay, checkIt's like all the top tiers had an orgy and she was born from that, except Cag forgot to show up or she'd have retarded setups too.
>>563009395the big meaty... will fix everything...we're getting patch notes longer than strive's... my dad works for granpoo... trust the plan...
YES GO FIDGETIES BASED
>>563009071I called luci mid tier after his buffs, he never got resultsi called mom broken when she launched, she got nerfedi called bikky op on day 2, they laughed at me, now look.I'm better than everyone here.
>>563009395Yet she lost to Mr. Pikala and barely shows up in tourneys. Curious...
>>562989087>>563001874This character...She's quite pretty
>>563009651I didn't say she ended up being OP. I guess the "top tiers orgy" was a bad comparison.She's a chimera of all the shit designs from Rising, that's what I meant.
I've eaten a weeks worth of food today kizzingtonsand i still haven't shiddedi'm skipping a 2.6 and goin straight to a 4.0
mom theme? based
do grapplers ever get tired in putting you into a corner and then gamblingwhen a normal character corners you you also start gambling but it's in your opponent's favor. for grapplers it's none of that because their mix is an extremely unsafe move that sometimes reverses the situation. and then they suck in the corner even harder than any other characterwhy does this piece of shit unfun character archetype even exists if it's usually never good either
>>563009716If she was a slopchimera then that would reflect in her results. Instead people are sticking to the actual top slop.
>>563009930she only misses op corner pressure I guess. besides spamming normals she can't do much there besides maybe chipping you a bit
>>563009930she already has results tardo
>>563009886Somebody just got graped by top 3 Vas.
>>563009886to be fair, strike throw characters are like that too unless they have a shitton of range to convert a stray hit from, which grapplers usually lack, in exchange for higher damagegrapplers are just a more honest version of strike throw
what the ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOINGYOU'RE PLAYING DJEETA?????
what the ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOINGYOU'RE PLAYING ANILA?????
Sheep!
what the ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOINGYOU'RE PLAYING GRUB???
the spirit of gamera compels you
>>563010072?
broken ass sheep
>>563010887TOP 3 AT AWT??? HELLOO????
>>563010971Gamera switching to her isn't exactly results, considering he placed long before she came out.
>>563011403??? He played her through the entire tourney??????????
>>563011403holy based tardo
>>563011481So? He placed with Bea.
ladiva ssba on charlotta erotic
>>563009682she is rather nice
>>563011770Another top tier? lmao
>>563012059Switching to a new character after you've already qualified isn't exactly "results?" material.
>>563012050I want to be Aruji-sama so, so bad...
thinking ilsa is on the same level as metera/bea/vas is lol
I know it's a fucked up thing to say because the man literally can't do anything about it, but jesus christ I just can't take his commentary seriously, his voice is too damn squeaky.
I will make everyone kneel to Gran at EVO
>>563012554were all gonna make it bro
>>563012672Goenitz my hero
>>563012672If I go, same but Zoi. It's insanely expensive to go to EVO and Vegas now though bro...
>>563009101Yes, we know you are a soulless golem, no need to type it out
>>563013718
>>563013465>Upset because nobody gives a shit about shitty narration in a guide videolmao
>>563013805
>>563013805If this game had been made during a better time, we would see her pantsu during this...
>>563013835rising players are mentally 4, jingling keys gets them excited
>>563014047my jingling balls going deep in your mom gets you excited bitch
>>563014201why are you sticking your balls in a pile of ash you weirdo
>>563013987you wouldnt because she wouldnt be wearing any
>NOOOOO MY MOM IS LE DEAD... U FEEL BAD NOW RITE?holy reddit
>ANONYMOUS... DOES NOT FORGIVE!! XDNow THAT is reddit
>>563014946le antithesis face
still waiting for someone to tell me why would anyone play vira when kat and bea exists
>>563013718Golshi being sexy is like an antithesis of herself...
we used to be mice
>>563015045
why do chipp players always just one and done if they lose cause you jab them out of all their retard gorilla shit
>>563015073hydroelectric power schizo
someone who works hard cannot beat someone who plays ladiva
>>563015073I guess if you like listening to a 50yr old vtuber?
i have to confessi only watch grub sometimes to laugh at what a joke the game is
>>563015073idk, ask the vira players why their ranks are so much higher than yours
>>563015698GET HIS ASS
>>563015137what the FUCK
>>563015073>Bea>horrid, shrill, obnoxious voice>Vira>beautiful, elegant voiceSimple
i play uno and percivalt. xboxGAWD
>>563015218HiI am electric schizophrenic from russiahttps://youtu.be/6boLnLYmwk4?si=64Ih6ZhCwZjx4S5V
>>563013718I want Golshi to kick my head
>>563016267
>>563016930female pedo... erotic...
*shyarts and dies*
nyooooooooooo*shyarts in solidarity*
the squares were so prettythe ranks were so low
*cyum and lyive*
i still love you
I hope 2.60 increases the block list maximum.There are too many 2B, Lowain, Metera, Cag players and not enough block slots.
>>563017913a dead kot is fine too
I hope 2.60 lets us kiss Narmaya
I already do that
>>563018106I don't kiss fat skanks
>>563018106i go to bed without kissing my big sister
>>563018443but enough about Beatrix
I only kiss my danchou
>>563018443You forgot your cat picture, faggot
It is unreal how much worse brave counter makes this game. I can't tolerate this anymore.
>>563019113You CAN and you WILL What are you gonna do? Stop playing?lmao
Dangerous words with Strive tomorrow
>>563019476her boobs are kind of hypnotic here
>>563018106's mom
>>563019264I think I'm just gonna play a lot less. Most of my matches now are people randomly mashing or BC'ing the instant they have to block. It doesn't feel good even if I win.
>>563019716welcome to granblue fantasy versus rising
GranDoom Fantasy Versus Falling
chu
>>563019474It's in 4 hours...
>>563020182>dodgesyou are now minus 10>winds up my close heavyheh, this is gonna hurt
>>563019982Something is off with this nee-chan...
>>5630204512AM is tomorrow for people with jobs
>>563020639>wageslave hoursDang.
I HATE having to work...
>>563020964simply rob your way to enough passive income
...but I LOVE Aya Hirano!!
>>563021070NO!I do NOTI fucking HATE Aya Hirano!
>>563021159ft10 right meow
I mean LOVE!Sorry I meant to say LOVE!!I LOVE Aya Hirano!!!!!
>>563021046after 3200 invested my stonks make me at least about 7 desudollars a year
>>563019716genuinely anon how many hours did it take you to come to this awakening
another one learns that OG was GAWDLIKE and sharting ruined the game
>>563019716>BC'ing the instant they have to blockI never understand people who complain about this.Just exploit the retard and move on.
nyoooooooooo they burst whenever i hit them its nyot fyaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiirrrr
granon had to fight charchar and hasn't been the same since
>>563022780Charchar is an interesting case. There's not a single person who will watch that monkey playing and not think to themselves ''what the fuck are they doing? he BCs and DPs every time, why not just block it?''Then someone tries that against him... and eats shit for it.
>>563021462What? that makes no sense, what the fuck are you putting your desudollars in? enron stocks?
>>563019474I'm sorry you had to find it this way but I'm not gay or trans, anon... I will not be joining your lgbt parade tomorrow xister
>>562994776People made a couple of popular songs with her I thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsjsYMo3O1Q
>>563023815wyell...my two hyoldings that pay the biggest dividesus give me abyout 1 desudollar and 40 niercents every quyarter, so on the vyery lowest estimyate it'd be like 10 desudollars a year but i styill wanted to be consyervative
>>563024295you're playing transblue and dix thobeit
Teto is a garbage voice and the popularity is completely and obviously forcedWe love Gumi here
>>563024585idk what ur doing but with 3200 invested you should be getting at least 100 bucks
>>563024590Trvthnvke
>>563021939It really didn't seem to be this bad before. It feels like most people just want to throw things out and get to the next match regardless of the outcome.>>563022597Exploit it how? By never doing anything other than c.L? It doesn't matter if I can deal with it, it's not fun fighting a system mechanic more than another player.
>>563025882the three second rule must be upheld>>562426064
>>563025882Granblue rounds can often have one single neutral interaction (round start) and the rest of the match will be pressure or getting comboed. Mashing BC to turn the tide immediately is better than getting block stringed into the corner and dying. Yes, you should have done cL pressure there.
just c.l and bait the bc dumbfuck>NYOOO SCHIZO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REPLY TO MY ATTENTION WHORING WEBMno. get fucked.
>>563025882Despite Brave Counter and Mash throw tech, Defense in this game is fucking awful and offense is too strong.The only way to win is to never block and be the first to get in your two touches to kill.Or to pick the handful of gigafrauds who don't even have to worry about the opponent using Brave Counters or DPs, or have such abusable jumpscare neutral skips that they will drain your brave gemmies in nine seconds, then get to go in on you all they want.
>>563025882How do you exploit someone who DPs every time on wakeup?
>>563026563you safejab, or do some kind of frame kill to bait it out
>safejab don't realeveryday gbvsg exposes themselves for being the hardstuck silver shitters they are
>abusable jumpscare neutral skipsbruhwe already knew you were a shitter from the rest of your post but damn
>>563026563run up block...
site shitting itself for anyone elseim having to manually f5
>>563025882eitherway i agree with you anon. bc is trash and constantly playing around it feels retarded. i would bet most players feel the same.
the real question is how do you beat a zeta who 50/50 every wakeup with rhapsody or wakeup c.h mash
>>563026810i think the entire internet is shidding itself bwo
>>563026898
>character has a fireball that completely invalidates my neutral to the point they don't have to do anything except wait for me to jump at them for the 2Hfuck anila and nigfried
>>563025882The worst thing in this whole clip is the oki from CH BC. It fucking sucks.
So how do you beat a zetatard gambling with wakeup mash/rhapsody on every single oki
>>563025882>>563026442I'd also like to point out that it's a bit ironic you're shit talking opponents for "just throwing shit out and churning through matches" when you yourself chose the most scammy chimpanzee caution-to-the-wind round start ever.
>>563027023based... so fucking based...
>>563027204Everyone that has a low 22M always gamble on it for some reason. Same for crumple 66H.
>>563027023>this guy is really getting forced to jump in by Anila
I press fh on round start and it works for me
>>563027204>caution-to-the-windIsn't it literally impossible to punish if blocked from that distance?
>>563027408no, that shit is always punishable unless covered by mariespecially with someone with a half screen 2M like mommy long legs
>>563027324are you supposed to dodge the sheep when she runs at you or what
>>563027503if she gets on her sheep, you are suppose to jump forward on reaction, you get a free punish if she hops off of it, and you just swap places if she stays on itif she throws she, you are suppose to jump forward on reaction, you get a free punish because for some reason anila is the only character in the game with a sizable amount of recovery frames tied to her fireball
>>563027503why would you dodge thisare you gay
>>563027473IKIMONO MISETE KURERU
>>563027324>>563027473say goodnight shiggers
>>563027693How could you...
>>563027765
I'm considering learning a new character.I play Yuel, Galleon, Grimnir and Versusia. Who should I play?
>>563027884
>>563027884yeah trust me its vane
>>563026491>Defense in this game is fucking awful and offense is too strongMost of the roster has no way to stop you from down-backing other than throwing you, which is made very difficult by mash teching. Defense is quite strong because you can fuzzy almost everything in this game.>>563027204Am I just never supposed to use 2U? I'm not saying you should never gamble. I'm saying you should probably not mash on wakeup into a counter hit after it's already happened multiple times.
>563028256Stop replying to the schizo
>>563027884Try Bikky. She's fun.
>work my ass off getting anila to 1 hp>BCs me into chip kill with blue sheepsDAMN anila is hype
>>563029136rising release... ahhh... good times...
>>563029136if the blue sheeps chip killed you then you were already at 1 hp
dead game
Stop being mean to anila
i hate beatrix
>>563029801
>>563029756she tanked that
>>563029810oh and i should mention i suck dicks through my ass btw
I searched the archives for "your cag" hoping to find a certain image but what I found instead was a lot of positive gbvsg interactions..in the end I wonder if what drives people to make a nuisance of themselves is envy. envy that they can't simply have fun, be nice to others and have others be nice to them.I wish I could find that vid of Lee Kuan Yew talking about people pissing on their neighbors houses. that came to mind...
I just got raped (in granblue fantasy versus rising)
>>563030557I've been there bwo
>>563030557what was the race of the rapist I keep getting raped by erunes
>>563030681Yeah, some days are like that>>563030783Pretty much everyone
>>563030557was it by zooey if so it should have been meif it was by anyone else, sorry that happened to you
>>563031739Zooey's probably like a barbie doll down there bruh
>play tournament, defeat someone with 1,000 gems>grind ranked tonight and lose lots of gems, now stuck with 100 againi don't understand, how can tournaments be less sweaty than ranked, am i horrible at the game or not
>>563032053call me ken
>>563030557You enjoyed it, whore.
>>563032186did your tournament opponent overly respect you whilst every ranked fiend just doesn't give a shit and bcs you 3 seconds in?
>>563032421if i had to describe the difference, it's that in a tournament i constantly adapt looking for holes and opportunities to do something, but in ranked i just see a sieg and think "i don't want to lose the set instantly so i'll just respect fireball until he stops doing it"so, then i lose the set slowly because he never stopped doing fireball
>>563032843that makes sense, people don't rotate in ranked, you have to be a tard rangler, it's safer to rotate your offense, but a lot of people in ranked get to master rank by just finding the "optimal strategy" and just sticking to it
>>563033039well now that i think of it, it's just extremely hard to NOT respect my opponent in ranked once i get the impression that they're "always" ready to respond to one of my options, especially after having to do the same for like 5 other totally different matchups. it's exhausting. but in a tournament i'm actually able to comprehend the mental stack the other player is facing.so i guess, ranked actually is harder than tournaments, because in ranked i can be fighting 20 different people a day
>>563033198You just need to flip your world view.You need to just assume everyone you are fighting against is a retard and give them no respect until they give you a reason.From experience, you might have to give them 1 game, but after that, you should know what they are going to be doing from then on and then it just becomes a farming activity.
i just wanna go home
>>563037713We need this evil hag for season 3
>another brown flop
>another brown huge success (for my dick)
>brownhander posting hours
everybody left for strive…
>>563041707I give them two weeks until they start crawling back.
Good news, Niia! You're finally getting that new co-worker you've been asking for.>"But I didn't ask for-"Play nice and show him the ropes, now get back to making me more money. Those patties aren't going to grill themselves! ARRGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH!
>HC was top 1 for too long>ruined the game for everybody >played exclusively by trannies>Nier was top 1 for too long>ruined the game for everybody>played exclusively by trannies
>>563041707i actually reinstalled strive too...
>>563009071Another cold hard truth that is posted here is that Avatar Belial is a fucking broken fraud character. The character has too much robbery potential and insane damage from everything anywhere on the screen to be a weak character.
>>563009071but zeta is top tier
>>563009071>>563009629>>563046928Three retards
>>563046587Forgot the 4th retard
>>563046587He's a huge fucking fraud but he can't be top tier since it's just as easy to blow him up and rob him.
Vaseraga has 18,000 health
>>563047362>bad defense He needs it
>>563047246I don't think he's top tier, there are other frauds with way more consistent and OP shit, like Cag for example. But A.Belial is not weak. Yes he's inconsistent, but he can and will rape you. Not good to win tournaments but a very strong character to grind ranked for example, where each win counts more than each loss
>>563047246>He's a huge fucking fraudYou keep saying it, but what is fraudulent about him? Only grab ssba is good.
>>563047728He is neither good for tournaments at all nor for winning in ranked. He is not "a very strong character" at all by any objective metric other than your crybaby feelings that mean very little.
>>563047778>fullscreen blueslop jump scare combo starter plus on whiff>can start a giant combo from hitting you with a projectile fullscreen>auto shimmy plus on block move that has also a command grab option or a plus OB dive option on top of a projectile that hits the entire screen>his projectiles are better than normal>will always full corner carry youWhat is NOT fraudulent about him?
>>563047990The fact that he keeps losing rounds to scrubs mashing jab and landing their first and only hit confirm of said rounds.
I hated Abelial before it was cool.
>>563025882>improve at the game and get better>realize the game is assclassic granblue experiencenigger you can sit still, do nothing, block AND GET OKI AND GET TO PRESSURE FOR FREE3 TIMES IN A ROUNDWHAT FUCKING FIGHTING GAME DOES THIS???
>>563045339Is the game actually good now? Or does everyone still deal ludicrous amounts of damage and rounds end in 8 seconds?It's on sale and I'm thinking about getting it.
>>563049347Same, but after playing Granblue I'm a bit more indifferent to Strive's high damage output
>>563047990my mans really tried reaching to the other universe with statements this vague
>>563049216Brick said at high level, Rising is actually a neutral footsies game that revolves around spacing and whiff punishes
>Brick said at high level, Rising is actually a neutral footsies game that revolves around spacing and whiff punishes
You are not smarter than Bwick.
>brick saidand i stopped reading
>>563041784I did once I realized that my old man hands can't do anything besides grub's baby inputs anymore.
The pictures of the 4/10 transgirls lowkey make me want to stop playing this game out of shame bros, where are the hot dickgirls
I should've played Strive instead.
My hot trans gf said she doesn't want to play this game because it seems gay (derogatory)
>>>/v/736664698RIP
>>563054527>NOOOOOOOO!!! GRUBTRANSISTERS!!! THEYRE ENJOYING OTHER GAMES!!! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!!! OUR MARIO PARTY SEQUEL IS LOSING FOR THE 4895th TIME IN A ROW!!!
It's me. You know who I am.Just wanted to say I hate shotos.>We know but why-BECAUSE FOR OVER 30 YEARS THE FGC HAS BEEN OBSESSED WITH THIS ARCHETYPE THINKING IT'S THE PINNACLE OF HONESTY AND SKILLWHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEAR A ZONER OR GRAPPLER GET PRAISE?NYOOO IT'S ALWAYS>BAH GAWD LOOK AT MUH FOOTSIES>MUH THROWS>MUH CROSSOVER ANTIAIR DP>GAWDLIIIIKEListen you fucking nignogs shotos literally take zero skill to play.All you do is spam fireballs and broken normals in neutral which you then convert to infinity damage and wall carry on hit. All the while spamming your neutral skip and autotimed throwbait mix.Oh, and they're piss easy too. Literally no execution needed.TELL ME WHY IS THIS ARCHETYPE PLACED ON SUCH A PEDESTALTELL MEWHY WHY WHYHUH???
Man, the state of the general is rough. In a, who-knows-how-long silence period while Soive gets their overhaul patch.It's ok, we'll make it.
>>563052329Thanks Bwick
>>563054993>It's ok, we'll make itIn a way, it's expected. Other popular fighting game that many here also probably played got a new shiny thing. Only natural to check it out.Maybe some players will stick with it, and Strive actually got better. Good for them. Rising still has things going for it that will make some come back to it.And maybe we will receive a really good patch in the future as well.
>>563027884Cag it is then.Whilst I wanted to be fair, I really didn't wanna learn Nier, so this was too close for comfort
PFTAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!The best part is the two retards posting pics of characters that greatly contributed to Rising's downfall.
>>563053756I shoulda played DixYes it's ugly but at least the playerbase is straight
>>563054527>That shopping list on HCWhat a well designed character.
>>563055319Rising is the cockroach of the FGC, we'll be fine. We've survived worse.
>>563055408>Another CaggotI can't take much more of this bros...
>>563054993>It's ok, we'll make it.its cygamesI have 0 hopesif you like fighting games just play something elseif you like granblue just wait for relink
>>563056068to be honest i have a minimum amount of hope now because soive get their overhaul, and since cygames looks out at what is happening with other fighting games, they could potentially see the positive reactions to strive 2.0 and adjust the sharting patch to be more focused on nerfs and proper vision direction. got about 5-10% hope now out of 100%
>>563056068>if you like fighting games just play something elseNah.
>>563056465>and since cygames looks out at what is happening with other fighting gamesif cygames looked outside of their comfort boomer ass zone shadowverse wouldnt suck that much dick and relink wouldve got its expansion much earlier
>keep trying to 66L and BC in StriveI've been cursed by FKHR
>>563056657the sole reason they spent a year on smart and giga shart epic controls and added two useless ranks to master queue is because they simply looked at Dix and tried their best (and somehow failed) at copying their ranks and modern controlsthey def look at what is happening for sure but their execution is awful hence why my expectations are still quite low
>>563056894Same, but it was dash inputs and simple supers when I play BBCF. Had to stop using both when I came back to Rising
>Katalina no longer has the world's worst cookingkatbros...
>>563057890Did she find out about the mantis shrimp anon?
>>563058158uma delicias...
>>563058158Her competition just turned a customer into a rabbit...
>>563037713The hell?Villain week? + my mom
>>563056465I dunno, it seems like people are dooming about 2.0 now bwo...
I'm off to soive bwos
>>563038413Hauhet is evil?
>>563016987
>>563063623no... come back... please...
>>563016987Vile post
>>563063623You will get filtered with no 66L or BC crutches and come back. See you soon.
>>563058158>>563058206Sopa de shrimp...
>>563063985Are you retarded? If anything he'll be glad he'll actually have to play a game instead of relying on crutches everywhere. No one likes or plays this dogshit game and its retarded crutch mechanics lmao
Anons, I blocked a jab in Strive and he wasn't +4 on blockI'm free...
>>563064187Go to your new general
>>563055408Shit, your post didn't really mention anything you enjoy (besides unrelated characters), if I knew you'd do this I would have chimed in. It would be fun (and save you from terrible choices).
strive won...
>>563063985He can just play Nago or Leo
>>563064302how long until i have to start posting grandbruise lobbies in there
And now for the song and dance we've seen a million times, the raped schizos will spam the thread all day about strive
>>563058158>>563058206>>563064143Qrd?
>>563064725
>>563064725>>525412783>>525424836
>>563064363I'm flexible. I tend to learn how to enjoy a character rather than prefer one specific type of playstyle. I basically spend 70% of my fighters in training mode anyway, so enjoying characters is something that, to me, comes with time.
Vegito and SSJ4 Goku would save Rising.
>>563065051>VegitoI fucking hate that faggot >SSJ4 Goku If it's not the daipa version, sure
I... I lost.
You wouldn't fuck a chibiRight?
>>563064936join the lobby
>>563064780>>563064923Why did I ask...
>>563064936You landed on a good choice anyway. Cagliostro is very fun to learn and play.
>>563065384Eat the soup anon.Do it now.
>>563065334Would
>>563064923Oh man. That thread is so funny to read.
>>563065401>>
>>563065401agreed
>>563067168I hate caggers
I love them because for every Cag player there's 5 that quit because of her. Kill the game more, CoGODS.
>>563065334
>>563067667Nobody (not one single person) has quit over midliostro.
Today I saw Jam getting face fucked by a rabbit
>>563069261strive wins again
>>563069365Holy...
>>563069365Hot
Uhm, sweaties, we don't know if that rabbit is a male, don't force your social constructs on us Strivegawdesses
>>562990307To the Cheesecake Factory of course
>>563071474Whorse
>>563071474horsie!
>>563054704Shotos usually do not have neutral skips. Also imagine praising grapplers
>>563073960I will never understand Arcsys' thought process on giving potbuster armor properties.It's a command grab that does half your bar, for the love of god
>>563073960>shotos usually do not have neutral skipsthat hasnt been true for the last 7 years
>>563073960lol lmao, they do in chimpblue fantasy
>>563073960>Shotos usually do not have neutral skips.All of them do in Granblue...
Anyone got any Cag players to look at? Some videos and guides as well.
i like watching women runi like watching their boobs jiggle
strive has 25x our playerbase.... everyone says its the best patch they've ever seen, top tier monkeys are crying in the streets...big meaty-kun... save us
replace all shotos with shotasand then replace all other archetypes with ravenous shotacon mommies and neechans
>>563074967>Anyone got any Cag players to look at?
>>563054704Reason is that the first years of fighters did thisPlaying a shoto used to mean something, you had to be decently good at everything and werent the best at all the thingsThrows were also considered unhonorable in a lot of locals and there were people literally beating each other in real life due to the usage of throwsNow shotos are usually the best at multiple things and not average about everything
>>563075821Troon-adjacent post
>>563075638we are adding 66U, you rike?
Anyone believing in the next update is delusional. The game would require patch notes 2 times bigger than Strive.
>>563075821gee I wonder who could be behind this post
>>563075821isekai me into this world NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>563076491Its happening this time for sure
>>563076491nuh uh all they have to do is buff my main
>>563075821i knoe sister x shota goes by oneshota, does milf x shota have anything like that?either way, it's kino. it's so fucking kino.
>>563076491It really wouldn't. Rising's issues could be fixed almost entirely with frame data changes along with making 66L shorter.
>>563076852lol
>>563076852t. uskill slopper
>>563076852>>563076994
>66L has 3 more startup frames>some characters are -4 instead of -3 on their blueslop>"Yeah the game is fixed now bros!"some retards really think this
>>563076491ArcSys is saving all its might for The BIGGEST Meaty next year
>>563076561it was a double mask fakeout
>next year>ArcSysIt doesn't beat the "GBVS3" copium but it's almost there.
>season 3arcsys threw granblue in the trash, its all cygames nowanyways, for my money it's gotta behttps://youtu.be/glJJ7f0dM6Q?si=IzDbAshT7YAF6o_p
>>563077610lol
>>563078641>>563077610nice franchise
>>563078836Cuck gave his consent, so it's netorase.
sorry bwos
oh dear. it's shotaraging time
>>563079198See you there champ.
i am also sorry...
>>563079321>same sloppa for 2yrskek
>>563079198>>563079535>i'm scamming myselfwhy are you saying sorry to us?
>>563076852>shorterJust give it enough recovery to make it punishable on dodge and it'd be kinda maybe fine
>>563079724Grubcuck...
>>563079709that's not sloppa
>>563079829yes, soivesister?
Just... just creamapi them...
I am not sorry and I regret nothing
>>563080006i want her lipstick on my balls
>>563079962Really? Looks exactly like the sloppa I used to see on r34 a couple of years ago. Artist might as well swap to slop then, because it looks better than that now.
>>563080006>b-b-but what about the trannies that we totally don't haveSigh.
>>563080007only on my alt accountsi'm not poor
>>563080268>I'm not poor that's why I donated 1 million to BLM
>>563080007nah, arcsys for once kinda deserves the money for making a good patch.i am going to creamapi Id though.
>>563080584Heavy giga based.
Fairweather grubbers
>>563080913i hated grub since rising doh
>>563080125
>14k playersholy moly. That's 3 thousand more than season 3 and Johnny got. I hope we get a good patch like that too.
>>563081276That's also 3 thousand times more than this shitty kusoge ever got.
What do you actually do when Narmaya uses her ult flip during a jump? I can anti air the grounded version but the jump version seems impossible to counter even when I anticipate it.
>>563081436you play strive instead
>>563081276yeah that's pretty fucking impressive. I wonder why?Is it just the mystique about ''2.0''?
>>563081436>What do you actually do when Narmayathat's the million dollar question right there
>>563081436You can hit or grab her out of it. Whether or not it's a good idea is a separate matter.
>>563081518They almost fixed the game, which is a major drastic improvement.How would you react if tomorrow they said "we're removing 66L"?
>>563075821>Metera Penis Mansion
>>563081518when you fix most everything wrong with your game it tends to be popularnot that grubbers would ever know lol
>>563081276I'm glad for you strivers but I'm not coming back.
>>563081943>They almost fixed the gameThat remains to be seen...
Rising's 2.0 patch notes would be reverting the game back to OG status sans overdrive
>>563081943I would probably quit. 66L is the only answer my character has for BC
>>563082821Yeah I'm not falling for this honeymoon shit again, but even if I wanted to play, I wouldn't, cause fuck if I want to deal with that community full of freaks again.>But you shouldn't let a game community affect youNormally, I'd agree with you, but in Strive case it's downright scary just how everywhere they are.
STOP IT!WE'RE ALL GRUBBERS HERE!WHERE IS THE LOVE?WHERE IS THE FAITH?WHERE IS THE HOPE?*knock* *knock*"Yes, who is it?"*KRAKABOOM* *POW* *POW* *BOOM*"H-h-h-have m-m-mercy DoomGOD, please, I beg you..."*The broken and bloody corpse of Granblue Fantasy Versus.......... Rising, is lifted from the ground*"Dead. Slop. Game."*THUD*
playing grub made me unable to combo even in strive... it's really true that it's not even a fighting game huh?
I DID ITI HIT BUBZ DIVEKICK WITH 2H
>i'm having a much harder time getting to master with siegfried than i did with pre-buff vikala
>>563083838gawdlike>>563083860at last you see... the rat is overpowered.
>>563083860>played a zoner>too stupid to play the shoto with the best fireballnigga, what are you doing?
>>563083315Need some help, champ?
>>563084160>nigga, what are you doing?I'm trying to learn neutral with my rotten ass zonerbrain but it's hard!
>>563083315BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.AND ABSQUATULATE, GRUBKEK!!!
>>563083101>But you shouldn't let a game community affect youThis seems to be the common sentiment, but I am a sucker for being a contrarian.Community is important. Reminds me of that video from Core-A Gaming. A bad community might not make you stop playing the game, but a good community amplifies your enjoyment out of it (if you aren't some kind of completely asocial being).You know how some people post about how they only stick to this game because of this place? I personally believe that's greatly exaggerated, both in tone and quantity, but it's still rooted in some truth. The truth that this is a nice community that amplifies enjoyment of the game.
why are we pretending transblue isn't full of the same mentally ill fucks that strive has?the only difference is we have less of them because our game is trash, and consequently they make up a higher percentage of our playerbase.
>>563084809its more like we have all found refuge here. i wouldve dropped the game 150 hours in without gbvsg not going to lie
>>563083315>>563084395Tokon Doom is so lame compared to this Doom...
>>563084809how many posts have you made in this thread?
nice to see we're still one guy coping years laternever change
i wanna go i wanna go back
>>563085347Damn...
>>563085347What's stopping us from starting a room right now?
>>563085347you can host a room but it's far easier to be a faggot in the thread
>>563085519there is no squareswe are all soulless masters
>>563085563Hey, psst, this was supposed to be your cue to ask for room matches instead of dooming...
throw up the strive room
>>563085883im that one guy though
>>563085940
Pour one out for all the grubbers who left and moved on to greener pasturesIblismaceofheartssikhanderMatSwizzleYlamRaggerAshigyaruKos-MosDocDreadSingleneuronSkybasterHatroonStinkyChocco0range_PlanetIanvczRarest RaymooSneedNezumikuShirolambArcade Nier (I forgot his name)The guy who spends all day botting winsAgripepsiDeliriumVictoriqueTankbuildThinkingTsukuyomi MayaRend the EarthWakeup SweepHappy SkipperZooey Pit LickerMeiya MitsurugiLiterally NothingLostriqueXeromWavieGameraMogniaLast Evo Burgers/Takofag GoobuSuperstraitSharkbootRayquaza/FugquazaKizzyDiaphoneSonic_SolRookiesRenZaneIf you don't see yourself, well, then you weren't a memorable player, my condolences.
>>563086083Well I've been dying to find out who that one guy really is.I'll just leave the room open for a while and see who joins...
>>563086440please kill yourself already holy shit
>>563086440join the room zane and gamera
>>563084608I mean the moment I saw a kid getting lynched by a pack of rabit burgers because he said HC was carrying him, and Goblino wasn't a fan of that statement, I figured I was done.
>fgc thuggery scares the transblue community awaysays a lot...
>>563086735Why the hostility?
>>563086440>don't even flinch at getting namedropped anymoreNot sure if that's good or not...
what character do i pick in strive so people know i earn all my wins, im not a faggot and my character isnt a broken piece of shit?
>>563087656leo whitefang
>>563087656Lucy.
>>563086440>Tsukuyomi Maya...Did you seriously copy some names from the meme pasta I've been posting for 2 years at this point?
>>563087656Axl
>>563087656ram
>>563087656Kyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpQkPxxatw
>>563087947I remember that set.
>>563087613It's good. Why the fuck did you ever flinch at your Rising exclusive name being mentioned? It's not like anyone can find information on you retards by using it anyway.
>>563087656Eustace
>>563087773Yep. Thank you for your contribution Niertranny.
>>563088474PFTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYeah I can totally see the "community issue" when playing a fighter too, I'm so fucking done with Rising downplayers.
>>563088474
>hold right to block the to my lefts opponent's jump attack>see that their attack is a crossover and won't connect until they are on my right>swap holding left to holding right before the attack hits>...>get hit by theit crossoverSeriously why does this happen?Is it simply some rollback nonsense or is there an actual system mechanic I'm missing?I know the block button solves this issue but I want to understand it first.
>>563089120your fisher price block button, sire?
>>563089110This is the most ugliest way to draw clavicles I have ever seen.
>>563089110>chaintranny troonlol Eustaceretards...
>>563089120It's one of those funky situations where the character slides off of you after their attack lands. Happens a fuck ton of big dumb heifers like mom and vastardaraga
>>563088474wow, they really didn't like this one
>>563087656When every character is broken...
>>563086440I'm not there because I'm not leaving.
>>563086440I just played the game...
and then realized my strive download was complete so I switched over...
>>563054704i don't know who you are besides a victim
>>563090738im in there and i log in every day
>>563086440>finally mentioned in the listI have succeeded in life.
>>563091290gotta relate to the transblue players yknow
>>563091102I can't believe you quit....
Anyone EU wanna play? I am learning Cag.
>>563091290a grubber made that OP
at least some of the strive trannies are pretty cuteours are ugly goblins
The shit you read in this general.
>>563091859I could play for a bit in the room. Although I'm already tired and also learning a new character.
>>563091290damon and baby gawds
>>563092373alright, pass is gbvsg
game is at death's door and this nigga is asking if anybody wants to play against fucking caggot...
>>563092641again, how many times have you posted in this thread?
>ISSA ONE GUY
>2.0 comes out>still being a faggot ITTguess it's gonna be a while longer till the striver gets bored of this
>>563092772>t. white mutt homo
>>563092779Judging by the player count and the empty lobby, half of Rising's player base are Strivers
>>563093026strive's a tranny game so who cares
>empty lobbybut you say this every single day
The ONLY cute transgirls are japanese or korean and the wordt part is they aren't even trans they're just crossdressing for fun
>>563093141So is this game.
>>563093141You look pathetic dismissing for that, specially when our game is filled with the same amount of mentally ill people.
well it was good while it lasted
>>563093515>>563093615I don't care about your dumbass game tribalism, fuck off back to your tribe already, I am staying in mine
>>563093736You started the tribalism though sister?
I just want to fap to the sheep girl with the fat tits
>>563093736Making fun of le soive for all this time was fine tho, right? Retard.>muh tribeTribes get invaded and destroyed and their women raped. Kneel.
Sorry anon, no matter how hard you try to shill it I'm not going to soive, I know we're pretty cool and awesome and want to keep playing with us but you could try asking for games on /ggg/ who knows, maybe you'll find someone decent
And you are...?
>>563094775the king of /gbvsg/.
>>563094992Gamera-san, I'm a big fan
>>563094992COLONIZer...
>>563094992Come back GoonWithMe...
>>563095247>post purely out of malice100% correct.>everything elseSchizophrenia. Good thing you deleted it because you're embarrassingly delusional.
>nier posterngmi
>deleted
>>563096413cute chad heterosexual artstyle and character
>>563096413This is an evil evil creature
Post ways /gbvsg/ changed your lifeI'll startMy ass no longer stinks after someone in here told me to march in place in the shower with soap in my ass
Again, thanks for the matches, Cagbro.I really enjoyed the amount of neutral going on in our matches.
>>563096553I'm pretty decent at defense even in other games like dix or shitty of the polves thanks to the no BC rule (that is not a rule but it kind of is)
>>563094992Sonic_Sol sama...
>>563096918>he thinks no bc is a ruleanon... they were just being nice and going easy on you...
>>563097085personally I was trainingalso the game is unfun as shit spamming BCs
>>563096551whorseim a sucker for chromatic abberration
>>563097287>im a sucker for chromatic abberrationYou are subhuman
>>563097085Nah I just forget BC even is a thing 80% of the time.
>>563096553/gbvsg/ made me genuinely excited to play a fighting game online for the first time in my life
>>563096761>neutral>vs cagtell the retard to spear more
>>563097512spear is literally neutral
>>563097512that's neutral retard
>>563096553I said this before. Used to drink often on a weekend. Which isn't conducive when you actually want to win in a competitive fighting game.Playing Rising, especially participating in the tournament, made me drink less. I can go for weeks without touching a bottle.
>spear >neutral
>>563097569>>563097573lmao
>>563097356perish, nigga
>>563097883>Broken lens affectI reiterate, you are subhuman.
>>563097672Soberhander... I kneel...
I swear "neutral" is like "fuzzy", no one can agree on whatever the fuck it mean because everyone have a different definition of what they are.
It's very agreeable on what it is, you are just a retard and or listening to retards instead of me
>>563098294Neutral is when I like the gameplay.
>>563098083watcha gonna do?cry about it?piss your pants?maybe shit and cum?
>>563097672Unironically, same.I still drink a lot but the amount reduced dramatically ever since I attempted to be competetive in fighting games thanks to rising.
so?How are we enjoying Strive?
>>563092373GGs Nu Sieg anon. Apologies for rushing off, had some stomach problems.Thanks for the matches. Let us both succeed in learning our new characters well.
>>563098294Niggers are just asshurt because a cag raped them
>>563098294Can someone post that image where it's someone on twitter or something saying "Neutral is when I enjoy the gameplay"
>>563098294Neutral is when you have to actually think about throwing out a normal or special without it being perfectly safe on block or whiff.There you go. That's the definition unless anyone wants to challenge it.
>can someone post an image of twittergod how far have we fallen
NEUTRAL we fight
>>563098693wrong thread
>>563096553Not really sure as much as changed my life but I can list off some things that are direct cause and effect- read through Muv-Luv fully after asking an anon in here like 2 years ago (that was pretty life changing)- got much better at general fighters, to the point I can reasonably place in the general tourneys, as well as got over my habit of playing online and asking for matches on this and other boards- became somewhat socially dependent on this place as a hangout, to the point when it temporarily shut down I felt depressed- got some cooking/food shopping advice- assisted some other anons with learning the game as well, becoming a partial teacher (which also assisted me in helping my direct IRL friends learn fighters as well)
>>563099152No, I'm in the right thread.
>>563098696YOU GOT THE SHITSYOU HAD TO LEAVE TO NOT SHIT YOUR PANTS
>>563096553youyou justfucking rub between your cheeks with the soaphave you never washed your dick because you're scared it's too close to jerking it or something??
>>563098906it was someone in this very thread nigga lol not twitter
>>563096553>My ass no longer stinks after someone in here told me to march in place in the shower with soap in my ass???
>>563099506No, I said it cause I remembered it from an image someone posted here
>>563099418yes?jerking off is a sin i don't want to go to hell
>have a set with an A-rank Vira in the lobby (nobody else sat down to fight me)>both trying to out-poke each other into submissionNeutral is real. You just need to play someone mid fighting mid.
>>563099418Mr Kellog said it's very bad for me to touch my pp, that's why they snipped the skin off it.
>>563099418Nuns have mad cheese for a reason
>>563099173>- got some cooking/food shopping adviceI hope you don't mean shrimp
>>563099692so you and the other vira player were, swordfighting? how cute
>>563097672>>563098519>>563099173Is there any EU anon here who has their life in order?
>>563099970me.
>>563099930Nidhogg is a fun game.I fail to see the issue.
>>563096553Not much, I guess I meme'd myself into liking a character more than I used to.
>>563099692do the poor fucker a favor and tell him neutral is dead in this game
>>563100019And you are?
Meet your season 3 guest
>>563096553I tried Rising, came to this thread for matches, and realized I don't actually hate fighting games. I just got sick of playing them on my own, without any socialization aspects to look forward to (other than tournaments, where I'd get washed without really talking to anybody)
>>563098460Disable it, and you.
>>563100296the only sane poster on here.
>>563100296Vasanon
>>563101053>he bought?
>>563101167>Jump it
>>563096553I got more social after coming here for sure. Love this little community we have and it's really helped me open up.
mmmmmmm nyesaerial spinning slash should be plus on block again
>>563101956
>unsexy anila postingpost THE sex character
>>563101956>+ob combo starting throwbaitTrash game
>>563102808
>>563102808Vane nation, our time has come
>>563102953THAT webm requiring a catbox link and not able to be easily spammed and clicked every thread is very inconvenient
>>563102936SEX
>>563102936Anyone that likes this character is my enemy.
>>563103504BASEDSO FUCKING BASED
>>563103501I would drink her piss
>>563103724You are my ally.
>>563102936
>See this cute gal girl? >I hate her!!!>Beelzebub-sama save me from these hot women!
I am going to try making some empanadas tonight
>>563104752godspeed kotposter
>>563102936oh my goodness gracious
>>563103956This character dislikes you.
>>563105136that's the best part
>>563105136>you men only want one thingyeah RAZIEL FOR SEASON 3
>>563105136insane dogshit and im extremely disappointed some anons likes her
>>563105136But she's right, I only want one thing and it's her sandals
>>563105450forbidden marippe toes
>>563105427the difference is that she's actually willing to back up what she says and choose to be with meg
>>563105817what are you mumbling about
>>563099692the "mid" tier fM neutral
>>563105927i'm explaining why mari is not dogshit
>>563105972you are doing a poor job of itmari will always be dogshit and i will always think less of you if i know you like herbe careful in your lobby avatar choice
>>563105972>She isn't dogshit because she became a dykeWhat kind of retarded logic is this?
>>563105427I have a hopeless addiction to gyarus and her antics are funny.
>>563096553I knew my secret technique would work. I'm adding this to the impressive list of contributions I've made to this general.
>>563105947TRVE NEVTRAL...
>>563105947that's what happens every time I play neutralhow do I improve
>>563106164she's rapable precisely because of this, sorry you're too simple minded to understand
Mari should be the characterMeg should be the summon
make your move
>>563107050I crouch
>>563107347
>>563107050Super jump jH
>>563107050Aerial spinning slash into full combo
>>563107448>reacts with a jump to the most obvious command grab in the game into taking 60% of your health unironicallygg
So this is the difference between the 3rd and "4th" biggest fighting game?
stay in your general
>>563107797>sub 300bros...
>>5631077971. SF62. GGST3. Tekken 8*giant abyss filled with shit, piss and cum*4. GBVSR
>>563105947FVVVVVVVVAAAARK WE NEED TO GO BACK
>>563107797big meaty will save da geim frfr
>>563107050I turn on the vacuum.
>>563108406WHIRRRRRRRRRRR
>>563108406lmao that first one is fucking stupid and should not happen
fighting games are too fast, I can never process whats going on
>>563099650someone posted this on twitter so you arent wrong
>>563107797Technically, GGST is THE number 1 fighter right now, but also the rankings were based on tourney participants and general perception. If we go purely on numbers, then we'd have to include MK, Brawlhalla, etc.
>>563108237Oh, so NOW you want vanilla f.M footsies back, huh
>>563106841Whiff punish the opponent's attempt at whiff punishing your first whiff
>>563108093>*giant abyss filled with shit, piss and cum*Those are great fertilizers.
>>563109842True. The other day I saw a helicopter empty a giant container full of piss on a field.
>>563110341you're fucking gay
did this nigersaurus just reply to a 4 day dead post?
>>563110542What do you expect from a Troonzebub poster?
>>563096553I learned to not trust all friend requests "nice" people can also be genuine schizophrenics
>>563110734he posted anila doe
>>563110542Had to wait until there was sufficient distance from someone so fucking gay
>>563111121And the 4 day old reply was a question about his fat admire which he signed with a Troonzebub image.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562675465/#q562680860
This bitch killed the game
>>563112395boobs too small
Never forget 66l shirtsNever forgive them
>>563112468they're small but they suit her
>>563112527what about now?
>>563112395sniffy licky
>>563113793worshipping ilsa's sweaty stuffy pits in the barracks after drills...
>>563113164heavier
genuinely hope I get drafted and shot in the head… only after I win a golden golshi of course!
>>563110542You thought those 500 teeth were for show?
>Rising fucking sucks 66L cock>Strive 2.0 sucks>SF6 has been shit since pre-launch>Everything else either has awful shit balance or it's also just shit at the core mechanicsI don't think fighting games are it right now, bros. Unless you make content for the games there's no point in infuriating yourself and basically giving yourself rage-tumors over retarded devs doing things wrong on purpose.
The problem with fighting games is you're either winning and having fun because you're winning or you're losing and hate yourself because you're losingThe middle ground only exists when you've already reached the top level
>>563115474Sounds like you just suck at fighting games.
>>563115901ft10
>>563115972I'm bored, sure. Lobby or room, if the latter you make it
Come anon, have a drink
>>563115901Isn't it telling when being good at fighting games is a REQUIREMENT for enjoying them?
>>563116261It isn't a requirement though? I was having fun from hour one because I thought my character looked cool, sounded cool and was cool as fuck overall. If he had that modern FGs are seriously lacking in compelling or cool characters then I would agree with him.
>>563116476And was it cool going into game, getting combo'd for 10 seconds straight and never being able to hit the other guy?Was that fun?
>>563116548Yes. Ignorance is bliss, so I was just getting a feel for the genre as a whole. Why would I go into something new, especially a primarily PvP genre, and get upset when I lose?
>>563116548I think newcuties should hang with newcuties and kangaroos should canibalize themselves
>>563115972HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?I AM WAITING!YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING OR IS JUST BY WIN BY DEFAULT?
>>563115307>It says here you never served at any time during the 20 years of WWIII due to a "special deferment," care to tell the court what that deferment was?>Nwell...I main Vikala...
>>563117081you're never going to believe this but I wasn't the anon you were replying to sometime I just like to interject with "ft10" inbetween two fags arguing.
>>563117525There was no argument. I said he sucked and immediately got challenged to a FT10. Still, counting that as my win by default. Bitch coward punk.
>>563117738I mean, sure, not exactly any skin off my back.You're not getting any golden golshi for it though.
All i've ate today is a big bag of doritos, drank 12 beers, played granblue fantasy versus rising and jerked off to Illya porn and petite chinese/jap sluts, life is good
There is no way this dude just tried to say "I skipped through my time being bad when I was a child with no idea what was going on, so actually fighting games are fun when you're bad"
Zeta!
>>563118010Imagine the Djeeta beer belly with Doritos crumbs on her mouth, her limp futa penis hanging out of her skirt.
WOOOO LOOK AT ME PRESSING fH AND FIREBALL AFTER PUTTING YOU IN THE CORNER MAN MAH NOOTCH ISSA SO CLEAN DOEI GOT A HIT? GET GAPPED GET SKILLED GET FUCKED ALL ME ALL SKILL BABY
>Can only play one character>Want to play literally any other character>Refuse to go back to square one and turn into a mashing retard because I shouldn't be losing to these people when I could be playing my main>go back to my main>resent my main for being the only character I can play>hate the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LMSgMGHpp4game is saved
FT10 status?
>>563117525hey frick off this is my gimmcik
>>563119506oh no the monotonous lancelot combos are going to be even longer now
>>563118118>Learning new things isn't fun to himHoly brainlet alert
>>563117525MY WORLDSHATTERED
in what world did>siegfried>belial>beaearn their wins
>>563119506Looks kino. Should be a fun to goof around in>Join the discord to download! Nevermind then
>>563119313Anyone who beats you when you're not on your main is just a fraud and it doesn't count, making it beneath your notice. That loss is just part of your path to glory. They'll be there the next time you go through S++ too, but you will climb onward.
>>563121861And this is why Charlottas are the villains of /gbvsg/
>>563121861i always join the room
>>563121861ft 10 EU at almost 2am for my UK time. I'm putting that out there, any takers?
>>563122038im not eu but i am going to join the room regardless
i was feeling down again until i realised sikhander existsthank you for existing sikhander
>>563121861Hey that's not accurate, sometime I even post a fake room code!
Post neutral
>>563123756
>>563123756im a fan of pre neuch myself
strive's frame counter is so much worse than grub's it's insane
>>563125193what do you mean by frame counter
Diaphone lasted 4 hours on Soive before being contractually obligated to return to 2xkusothat's double the time he spends on new grub characters
>>563126994almost every character did get changed, so there was more meat to chew on
>>563126994I know his main shtick is to be a 2xko shill but does he actually have some sort of contract with Riot for it?As much as I have fun with FGs I think I'd be pretty damn fucking miserable if I was obligated to play and shill them online, no matter which one it is.
I just had an anilla clip come across my timeline and damn they really do have her throw it out there.
>>563127056you say that, but he just spammed jam on tower literally the entire timedidn't even open training
>>563127146Bros...I kind of want to play Anila now...I think I love her
>>563127146i like this character (pictured)
>>563127146call me welsh cause i'm going to inseminate this sheep
>>563127146>pointing to the south-southwestwoaw
You guys would probably fall in love with any HUSSY who even looked like she'd be nice
>>563128045yesand any that look mean too
>>563127146brap
>>563118303https://x.com/chiruland_hoi/status/2041741302266814576Zeta-chan!
I am feeling an urge to pick up SF6 an urge that will certainly dissipate if I jerk off to Mai Shiranui
and literally none of the other characters ever at all loooooooolll le ugly game lmaaaooooo le horror engine reddit reddit reddit
>>563129534this but unironically
>>563129534Juri and Elena (in her classic and swimsuit costumes) are hot too desu, though I don't think you can cheat them in like Strive and Rising's dlc
>>563128045Correct
>>563130037What I don't understand is that you all have the identical opinion that le goblina juri is somehow attractive
>>563129534>this mad because people call an ugly game uglykek
I play Honda
just found out walking into someone's lobby avatar makes their long hair fluff around
>>563130873rape is wrong
>>563130873its even better in the room where you can rape in glorious 60 fps
>>563130873wubbly has a tail that moves but it's basically impossible to see in the lobby due to 30fpseasy to see in the room though as it's 60fps
>>563130873corn physics
>>563128894https://x.com/wadac_ms/status/2037877341763121660My cute danchou Zeta
it's not rape
Yeah, it's just skinship bwo, no need to make it weird, now come here and let me get a good whiff
weirdos…
>>563131389if you walked up to a woman at the supermarket and touched and sniffed her hair what would she say it was
>>563132843Best day of her life
I unironically genuinely believe Master Duel will give you no URs when it knows your gems will be depleted and you'll have to grind another round to get your guaranteed one and that this is a real and intentional system in the code
>>563133414
>>563133414what the fuck are you spending gemmies on there hasn't been a good pack in months
>>563135152
Good night my grubbingtons May we dream of Narmaya
>>563132843what does anila smell like and no don't say sheep shit
>>563135487cinnamon
>>563135845the correct answer was:vanila
>>563136091
>>563134698i wanted to build rose dragon azamina and got my latest fell for it again award when i made yet another deck that loses to 1 imperm on its normal summon
>>563135487my semen
>>563133414I haven't enjoyed Master Duel since snake eye meta began and every new deck was just a hyper efficient dragon link/adamancipator
>>563136175It's settled then I shall put Anila in a blender alongside crushed Oreos for a nice McSheepFlurry
>>563130931cease your feminist lies
>>563133414Your first mistake was playing current year Master Duel to begin with.
>>563107050wake up from my delirium and realize i booted up gbvs instead of strive in modern day, then alt f4
>>563138152BASED??
+r and rev2 will always mog your homogenized goyslop
>>563138404yeah its a shame they turned rising into greenslop when people wanted OG with rollback but let us be
>>563136175shes.. mogging me with that chin..
>>563138404that's why you're playing it, right?
>>563138762i only play fgs i like that are in the supported tournament circuit and soive is not one of them. simple as goyslopper. go hit your baby mode gatlings.
>>563139106wow, you must go to a lot of tournaments!
>>563139164>he didn't realize that he poster thinks he is in /ggg/ right now
Why does it samefag?
>ISSA
>>563139396it's Damon and Baby General now
>>563139992>>563139992