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Apple Sexooo
>>563082729i need an apple alt soon..her VA is also pretty cute tbqh
This is gonna be a good run
>>563087339I will now go inside (a) Casino.
>>563087339thought that was orf from thumbnailanyway hot
Bratty kings belong to their trainers.
>>563089539I wish I had Durandal. I rolled the other retard instead and never lucked into Durandal.
>>563089539You can see how crisp and defined her cunt folds are...
I love Seiun Sky! Much better than Fuku.
Ever want a horse in the game simply because of its name. Theres a horse debuting this weekend called motherfuckin Tana V Hachi Turbo. Forget double jets we eight jets now.Also engerico's dumb half sister is here as well i guess
You know what, I'll take it gladly, I need the aptitude.>>563090625Only the NPCs, some of them have great names
>>563090625>Isla BonitaFuck man now I'm gonna have that damn song in my head
This white girl can still break it down sexual style because she's goated with the sauce
Just as a PSA, this is the QRD on the anti-JP spammer that's been spamming the general >>563084606. It's a powertripping ex-janny and notorious spammer from /vn/. Remember to report and ignore.
I don't give a fuck, I already got all his global caps filtered.
>>563091182good advice, thanks
>wasted 20 parent run tickets because my dumbass forgot I resubbed despite abusing the rerollI'm so stupid.
tacto.....
Man I love MANT and half TP event. I can play all day and not run out of TP. Danchou is loving me.
>>563092163Umacop better watch herself if she doesn't want a First Blood situation in her hands.
Slow thread today? I feel like I'm the only one playing.
>>563090625>Uncle MoJust imagining this one gave me a good laugh hahaHer quirk should be talking about herself in the 3rd person>Torena-san Uncle Mo is hungry
>>563095419https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Mo
I'm cumming...
After Lala there shouldn't be a new Uma for another month right
>>563097083There will be another one after banner ends on the 20th
>>563097083Fuck.Please be Blast One Piece or someone I don't want.
>>563097252>>563097163Not sure how I misquoted that.
the 5.5 tact cope lives onits not like daddy epi is ready for a release that early…right?
Apple's Birthday!
I will eat all the apples
At this point I'd be happy if we get Tact's song.
>>563096787>>563091476>>563090770>shits up jp like they shit up or global generalbasednever stop king
Imagine all the ways this ex-ballerina can twist and turn when playing twister with her for her birthday
this would not have happened if you stayed in your dogshit general seapag jp niggers
>>563098387I would never shitpost in global general, I just want a place to post about global uma after all. This is the most peaceful option, instead of noisy whiners it's only got some cute people trying to be sneaky. I love /umaJP/.
Stupid camwhore
you can tell the globalturd is seething that no one here gives a shit about interacting with his posts at all
>>563098803when will get another Meisho uma dacchis....
>>563100771yeah I was devastated. I was not sure if I can recover. Thank you so much for acknowledging me because I was about to stop posting here forever.
dont worry globalturd, given how long it takes you to do a single MANT run and then post it here no one is worried about missing your riveting tales of training an A+ uma or whatever the fuck
Come get rid of the NTR troon schizo anon.Thanks
Today is a good day for Apples.
Yeah I think you trannies are ready for another round of scat dumping :))
(つω)つ
>>563103883cute apple
>>563097980oh it was hika tsukishiro’s personal birthday a few weeks ago that she was celebrating, not shion’soof from me
what are you all hoping for from the Falcon SSR ticket? I want to MLB my finemo. Longshot, I know...
JP sister we couldn't get him kicked from his club even after spamming the Global thread. wtf do we do now?
Alright, early enough I guess. At what point in a run would you personally take the stats over Practice Perfect?
https://x.com/hanshingourtopi/status/2042075030675132775That looks dope, I wonder if Satsuki Sho will have special goods like this inb4 it's just coaster gacha
>>563107861You take stats everytime
Getting a good feel for running Guts, now its just a matter of triggering my aptitudes.
>>563108284shit.
>>563108546How do you get enough stam while training with guts? Even with stam sparks im struggling to even get it that high
They wouldn't put Lala and Maru-chan back to back right
>>563108707In my case I bite the bullet and do spend a training stack on Stam training during the summer.Its a massive skill point loss, but if you're behind on your stamina and aren't on schedule to hit ~1200 toward the end of your run, I usually have no other choice.Otherwise a lot of highrolling into good power training and praying the rest of your run compensates for the skill point loss.My rental inherit isn't ideal either since its 6 Speed 3 Stam, but I couldn't find any better Kitasans to borrow that had the pinks/whites I was looking for
>>563108808Sometimes Cygays is just out to fuck you like when they through this at me and I had to spark every single one.
>>563109165Okay next question5.5 should also have two selector tickets right
>>563109294I think so, yes.
C'mon kita you can give the full +3 hint...>>563109029thanks
>>563108546i think i should watch how high-roller do their training, even with similar sappoka i have never reach 8k SP.
>>563109490Really its just having the balls to say "fuck it" and take several risks in a row during a training run even if you're sitting on 切れ者.If you want to win A tiers against the whale autists, you need to match their autism.That run for example I actually failed a turn and was forced to hit the rest button when I normally wouldn't, so I'm surprised I even hit that statline and those skillpoints.
Yeah I'm thinking this just isn't her run>>563109884>切れ者what's that in English?
>>563109937Fast learner
My luck might turn around just yet. >>563110161Thanks
>>563109392Thanks.I want Aruvu, Lala, and Maruchan and currently only have a spark for one. If I get unlucky with Lala I'd have to selector ticket the other two if they both get released before 5.5 I guess...
>>563109468>>563109937It's easy to spot when one run is just a bad seed. It's like you get either 0 random mood downs or 7 mood downs in a run. I always nyooooootice
>>563110352why the fuck are you encouraging it
>>563109884yeah, now you said it maybe im just so used to how safe previous scenarios were on energy use. Gotta reset and FUCK IT WE BALL. Thanks for the insight dacchi.
Someone didn't get the memo on the ignore part
>>563110352Makes a lot of sense, I starting thinking this was tinfoil hat stuff but I've been doing so many SSky runs since she dropped and it really is crazy how often things all fall apart.
>>563110486Honestly if Stam deck still works out just fine for this CM, it's not a bad option to go for or to use for your placeholder team.I can very consistently shit out US 8k+ SP umas with a stam deck that have capped stats except for guts.
>>563110475Put it this way, if they're really that pissed enough about "jp spam" in their thread, and it's just one asshole trying to "give us a taste of our own medicine", I'd rather answer questions that pertain to the game than have the thread be bogged down by shitty, off-topic memes that hits bump within hours each day, regardless if it's pathetic stunt in general.You should still report and ignore, though.
>>563110910yea i do still use Stam setup hence i said similar setup. My main goal for now at least is just trying to consistently get to high UA or get 8k SP for curiosity sakes.
>>563110475Jannies obviously don't care and schizos will reply to themselves if they don't get (Yous) anyway. Not like he will leave if you ignore him
I'm not gonna lie I'll miss when GL releases, MANT is a lot of fun and I love my TP lasting many hours. If GL is as short as people say I'll run out of TP items fast.
>>563096510Oooh he had a short career, that sad, but he at least got some fine trophies, I'd like to see him as an uma just for the funny name
>>563110815No there are bad seeds. Like getting nose’d for 3 straight clocks or just failing 2% training. After a while, your gut starts to tell when the run is fucked and you can decide either to autopilot for bond or hit the reset button.
>thread barren less than an hour ago>suddenly 20 posts of globalturd and someone unironically feeding him (you)sand of course when you look at the actual globalthreads that the retard was whining about its literally one ntr schizo and probably this retard arguing while the rest of the thread zooms to bump limit ignoring the dogshit those two are barely littering a corner withLMFAO
>>563111857>>Oooh he had a short careeryeah he ran GL instead of MANT, rookie mistake
>>563111946It’s Lala day today, let’s see what happens.
>the falco rewards don't drop today, they need 4 days to "tally" the live counter resultsendless suffering
Best costume event
someday we'll get to see F4's, Shah's, Taihou's, Stella's, Grenadier's, Danon the Kid's, and Schnell's kids running together...
>>563114165I don't recognize a single one of those names.
>>563114165I'm still mad Snailmister didn't get to bang Songline.....
>>563111946He's literally samefagging. You can tell because he uses terms no one uses in this thread.
>>563114339same, fuck the yoshida's obsession with middle distancethough honestly pairing up rivals doesn't usually work out
>>563114684>though honestly pairing up rivals doesn't usually work outWP... Lied to me?!?
>there's a german hors named "Wiener Walzer"
>>563114454This. What the fuck is "playing"?
I can't wait for her first banner, she's adorable. Yada yada!
I have been supernaturally lucky with Fuku SSR Speed today. 5/7 campaigns have gotten to the final link in the chain so far. My karma must be amazing today. Maybe /umaJP/ is my lucky charm!?
I just realized they gave 3 red ribbons per event run. How's Spe awakening 6 for everyone?
>>563116728I'm holding out for Teio before I decide who to invest in.
>>563116728
>>563116827did they mention alts being in line for awakening 7 as well or just the old originals?i wanted to wait for teio skill changes too
>>563116728I'm saving for Suzuka. Maybe they'll release a new meta niger card by then.
>>563116827I mean, each month gives you at least 100 red ribbons with 60 from legend races and 40 from the monthly event.>>563116830Yeah lv7 will take months at this rate. I don't know if they will even be competitive.
>>563117083Yeah but you also need red ribbons for leveling skill hints to level 5.
>>563116827INB4 Teio gets a different color ribbon
>>563117040Have we really not gotten a meta speed nig card since Falco?>>563117146I was gonna stick to level 3 for skills, but yeah you can max the level now.
>>563117235Maxing hint level is just massive value in addition to adding the 切れ者 event in my opinion. My opinion is if you're going to invest in the upgrade, may as well go hard on it.
>>563117448Good point, but there's no schedule outside of the old main 3. I hope they speed it up for at least the launch crew and maybe they'll leave the alts in the dust. Updating 127 umas (including Lala) is easier than 300+ including alts.
>>563117037Desu I just can't think any other reason to add lv7 awakening other than bundling it with new alts. Something like "roll her new alt and you can also get her now-improved original".If they really care about bringing year 1 umas back into the game, I'd much prefer if they rewrite their stories.
>>563082729Horny apple https://x.com/takuya_spring/status/2040277701026799951
>>563108020They do, and there's a bento box too. The design's different every year.
God I wish I was Kitahara
>>563117816nah i was just thinking in line with how only teio of the ancient 3 has an actual skill worth inheriting already even without the upcoming buffsif they then also opened awaken 7 onto the already existing alts it would be kuso with the current mat requirements
>>563117637I hope they keep it exclusive to just the regular versions of characters, otherwise I'm mostly looking forward to using Gold City again.The last time I ran her was for the L'arc CM in the most ass clenching finish I ever had.
It's really a thing of beauty when the items line up nicely and you can end by using your last hammer for a clean empty inventory. Satisfying.
>>563118284How powerful did they make Spe's new skills anyway? On Pakatube, they said she'd be on the same level as Chrono for one of the CM.
>>563118459Chrono getting suddenly name dropped mid stream in that fashion was hilarious ngl
>>563118284Adding old alts to the upgrade would actually kill the value of the gimmick since that would make it near impossible to add to all umas within the game's lifetime without a speed up.
Awesome!!!
>>563118617She's the new standard for powerful hors now.
>>563118459I mean on paper if I remember correctly, she'll pretty much be dominant on Tokyo for races like the Derby or the Japan Cup.
>>563118760regular banner chrono being on par or better than semi limiteds..
>>563118459Spe’s 3rd gold skill evol makes her a Tokyo 2400 specialist. So she’s not a proper Chrono counter.
>>563118892Will they even let you evolve all three of her skills?Even if they don't just having another gold skill in your kit at max hint level is huge.
>>563118892Would be funny if all lv 7 awakening are just Chrono counter for each specific course/situation
>>563117840Fucked one of Orfevre's grand daughter?
>>563119082>Chrono is the final boss of UmaThat's my keiba wife.
>>563119082She is the face of Uma now. What do you want to say to our new overlord?
>JPigs seething so hard in the Global threadGet your retards under control
I'm done training Seuin Sky. Who should I train next?
>>563119379競馬が好きなクロノジェネシス
クロノジェネシス大大大好き
>>563119814Do Kitadork, why not.
わしも。
She's too round, it's what gives her power. It's not fair.
seeeeeexpisa-chan... i need gloved handjobs
>>563120284Is that why Falko is so powerful?
わたしは科学者にクロノジェネシスを自在にコントロールできる装置を作らせた。
>>563120497With that gloves she should be tickling your prostate as well
https://x.com/BH_SCollins/status/2042229941807280129japanese horses winning in PR again
>>563120216Works for me, maybe I can get some decent Long sparks. I could use some for when I'm out of borrows.
>>563120517>Falco>powerfulshe will always be a cuck, shes probably seething at espo because of how close she is with her trainer...
>>563120798Falko sacrificed her love life to be the most meta dirt hors around.
Did someone here actually get that ito ayasa nui
>>563120995You mean the Vivlos with ningen ears plushie?
>>563120979how good is falco in BC Classic room matches so far? is it all nige?man i hate training niggers
>>563120995dacchi, we had anons who made the trip to japan in december just to get the three V nuis
https://youtu.be/840c-oHcHnURii-chan / Risu-chan when?
Good job jp faggots, I got kicked because of you >>563121128Stupid hateful cunts
things never change
>>563121130The top 3 of all the ones I did were always her and Transcend
>>563120995I am ashamed of people who resold her for profit.
>>563121317How were pisa debuffers doing? or at least other sashi ones because oikomis suck this time
>>563121419I regret not going to the 企業 section to get her.
how is farming dirt inherits so fucking painfulis it because of dirt G?
>>563121481It was my first comiket so I ended up having better luck grabbing spoils there than blindly visiting circles.I even ended up having to go there twice because Chevachi sold out on Day 1 and I refused to separate the sisters.
>>563120670What are the chances of Dean actually winning the race?
>>563121248>falseflagging lol. I hop clubs pretty often, I literally joined them this week and am already getting into a higher ranking one.
>>563121453I saw a Pisa win once, but it was a room with only 2 mid Falcons and 1 Transcend, so the sashis managed to catch up
>>563121784were not really gonna know until the day itself because T O Password did get 5th
>>563121748>because Chevachi sold out on Day 1 and I refused to separate the sisters.Absolutely based. I hope you enjoyed your first Comiket. Don't forget to grab the chibinuis too when they come out..
>>563121876anyone got the stats so far?
>>563120670Hope he does well. I want to see more 2nd rate deepline kids winning G1 races like with Genjitsu Steal and World Premiere
Training Kita is tough, I should really try to get more good speed cards.
Hanshin Himba Stakes this SaturdayA really nice field for a GII. There's also the meme New Zealand trophy race at Nakayama on the same day.
>>563123018No inherent speed bonus, she’s a rough one.
>>563124147yeah, I'm actually surprised my CM11 kita was as good as it was in so few tries now that I'm playing her again.
>>563123493Feels like the fallout of Dubai's campaign can last all the way until Takarazuka
>>563124378I like it. Having most challengers stay at home makes for an exciting race season.
>>563123493Wild to see three G1 himbas winner in this race when there aren't any in the past few years
So, how would you guys rate the new event's story?I think I enjoy the Tacto-Heart part more than the Bakushin-Flight part, but it's not that bad.
>>563128473I still don't really get what Ligne Droite means but it was fun seeing Fuji in a dress