Bonk Edition>NewsPoker Night remaster released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>562831072
3 NIGASON CART
Did Zesty win yet?
Based OPnow, MVM updetto status?
>>5631905062 weeks
any of you peeps got shit you don't need? tryna cough up some ref to buy a strange shotgun. Gunboats is fun but I've been enjoying the extra firepower. My backpack is shitty but send a trade offer if something catches your eyehttps://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1229281326&token=9AOGiWMA
>>563190763gib aussies pls
>>563190978just get a killstreak shotgun, it's a fraction of the price and you'll actually notice the kills you get with it
>>563190763Why is Hikari so big
>>563191332I have a hale's own rocket launcher with a shitty warpaint but I'm proud of it. making memories you know? I have a weapon with 9k kills to prove the time i've dumped into soldier or something...
>>563190089this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>563191559what are you talking about she's always looke like that
>>563191559she ate her vegetables and drank her milk like a good shupo
>>563191685b-big.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bezMf2Gc6wNew shounicslop
>>56319035010 days until Casual gets DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC!
>>563190703see for yourself https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736728424/#736736296
>>563192534nice
I will play this one.
>>563191654so then what do you need the shotgun for? I used to think the same way as you, but now I regret throwing a bunch of money down the drain (worse, reward tradermains) for things I don't even bother to look at anymoreit's your cash at the end of the day, I'm just saying
>>563192265>[dont] and [don't] in the same form
>>563192645We almost made it to the bump limit, butt the janny had to ruin the fun, of course.
>>563192534oh.. okI only care about the tf2 adjacent butts
I am bet.
>team is bad>i bottom score>team is good>i top scorewhy am i like this, what do i need to fix about my playstyle
>>563194412All in.
>topscore as spyfuck yeah! i'm so cool!>some fag: uhh no you're not because backstabs give too much points so your score is inflated!!!ok *subtracts backstab amount from points so that it's like a backstab was a regular kill*>still topscore
>>563193292>what do you need the shotgun for?bomber soldier get boring after a while. doing stock soldier to spice things up now.>>563193292>worse, reward tradermainsI use automated sites/bots. can't be bothered to spend time on trade servers.
>>563194934it's nothing you can fix, it's the difference between getting curbstomped and actually being able to play the game. you are the matchmaker's mercy of a balanced game. nobody can reverse a stomp except a teamstack of coordinated players
>>563196003I'm saying 'what do you need the *strange* shotgun for'Dude, who do you think owns those sites/bots? Even if they're not the same people, I don't want to be rewarding either of them
>>563196390>I'm saying 'what do you need the *strange* shotgun for'I mean, I want to try out the more grounded soldier play-style? That's pretty much it. The kill counter gives the dopamine rush. >>563196390>Dude, who do you think owns those sites/bots?I know, I know, the troonporium is behind it all.
I am not betting, but I do not quit. >:)
>>563194934it's less team is good/badit's more enemy team is good/bad and your team is averagelearn to play against good players
You are like dumb, dumb like Engineer trying to kill man with wrench. You must fight with weapons!
>>563196678>I mean, I want to try out the more grounded soldier play-style? That's pretty much it. The kill counter gives the dopamine rush.That is why I'm suggesting the KS shotgun. The killfeed shows your kill count and everyone gets notified every 10 kills.I wasn't talking about those people but go off?
>>563194934you're playing a class/loadout that needs more team support than usual
>>563196003>bomber soldier get boring after a whilenever
>>563197526SOLDIER AIRSHOTTED
>>563197526>neverwell mate, I'm only decent at soldier and maybe medic. I used to chase after KDRs and now I've gotten to a point where high kill to death ratios don't fulfill me the way they used to do. securing bomber frags is cool and all, but now its time for a change. >>563197228>That is why I'm suggesting the KS shotgunWhy are you opposed to strange weapons? watching the kill counter go up is fun. I'm paring the shotgun with my black box. I won't feel so crippled without a rocket and it'll incentivize me to actually use the gun more you know?
>>563197526so smooth, Too bad im stuck with 60hz
Why is /tf2g/ so boring now?
>>563198125>Why are you opposed to strange weapons?Bruh just told you why. I found it to be a waste since the prices are inflated and you stop noticing the kills you get, since eventually the milestones are either so far apart or you get a hale's own. With a KS weapon that's much cheaper, you don't get those issues.I have no issue with you using a shogun man, that'd be stupid, I'm just trying to give you some advice. I used to own dozens of stranges worth hundreds of dollars, but then I realized there was no real point to them since the milestones stopped happening, I stopped caring about how many numbers were on them because it was essentially meaningless, and nobody else cares about how high your stranges are either since they just assume they're farmed if they're high. You can always reset the kill counts to start receiving the milestone dopamine again, but at that point, why not just use a killstreak version?
>>563199416you do bring up some good points... Did you sell your stranges or something? Surely you've kept a few to reminisce the good times you had racking up kills with it
One medic is basically nothing on a team of 12
>>563200034I sold all the ones that weren't gifts from frens, which was only like 3 or 4
The Fedora Chronicles but the characters DON'T have plot armor
Badlands is a really good map. Affirm
>>563202425badlands 5cp (forma ne pas compe) is its best form, badlands koth drinks dishwater
>>563201019I'm gonna log off for the day. Still 30 ref short, but meh. Gn anon. Gn /tf2g/.
>Badlands is a remake of the CTF Badlands from Team Fortress Classic, and was released in the February 14, 2008 Patch. what the fuck? I thought it was a launch map
>>563202903tf2 launched in 2007 so it might as well have been
>>563202903Badlands and CTF Well were added before the first major update, basically a few months after release so one can easily forget that
>>5632024252006 Badlands...SOVLHoping Pre-Fortress 2 doesn't shit the bed when it comes out
>>563204039buddy the bed is pre-shat, it's fucked. pre-fortress is staffed by the same type of orwellian trannies that make up the tf2c mod team
>>563204632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta2CK4ByGsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsNfgdueT9UERIC! Add this fix to my beloved class NOW!
>>563205598how do we rebrand this as a bugfix because thats the only way they'll ever consider adding it
>>563205969it's a bugfix
>demoman with 238 hp from decaying overheal>MEDIC I NEED A BUFF MEDIC BUFF ME SO I CAN GO INdecadence has rotted these player's minds
>>563206518@valve you heard the man
>>563205598the JI and later changes were so retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>563205598>Gets added>Soldiertards bitch and moan>Gets reverted 2 days later
>>563207763>>563207936These images have nothing to do with TF2.
>>563207763>>563207936
Is Spindel the gigachad (>>563207763) right about TF2C?>The mod shows that the cut content was cut for good reasons, either borderline useless or overpowered stuff or just not fun (civilians please just cap the freaking point instead of overextending!)>What I especially did like about the mod was how free the servers felt and modding potential, a lot of servers had laid back chill enviroment with whitelisted/custom weapons on launch BUT that freedom had to of course be killed with server verification from what I heard requires server owners to give the mod creators deeper access and moderate it the same way as every other serverhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/spindel_/reviews
>563210425>is [E-CELEB]stopped reading there
>>563210425Bro you can't be posting little kids like that man.
>>563210425so puffy
There's a well done TF2 VR mod for a game. Spy was just added as the final 9th class in his vanilla form. Are there any veterans here who play a lot of casual spy that can give me tips on how to be more effective?https://streamable.com/puy87r
>>563199364its only boring to you because you're not a porn addict.
TF2C developer giving an important message to the TF2 playerbase:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxKiKS925kE
>>563210765>anon who posts in /tf2g/ is now an "e-celeb"Dumb Miku Hatsune (RED team) poster
>>563212284plap
>>563212284baby making sex with miku
>>563204632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyZx5hueznw>pre-fortress is staffed by the same type of orwellian trannies that make up the tf2c mod teamThis literally looks like TF2C with a beta playermodel mod slapped on from gamebanana. Isn't the whole appeal of the mod to look like beta TF2? What are they doing?
>>563207860obsessed
>>563214660Eric has a history of reverting good changes after a few people complain tho
>>563214957name 10
Speaking of bugfixes, is it really that hard to fix the Enforcer's speedloader texture? Actually, is it really that hard to make the spy reload his revolvers with bullets?
>>563198246kobe1920 won the $5000 mge tournament on a laptop
>>563215402no, but not a single employee working at valve cares enough. sniper has two gloves in first person but only one on his world model, and he's been like that for 20 years. they updated his face to put a scar on it after meet the spy, but they couldn't be fucked to fix his glove
>>563215303quickswitchscout blue pantsthermal thruster bugThat's all I got
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>tf2tuber I loved to watch, since they are half decent w/ good editing has a shitty hud and fempyro mod>Fast forward they now have a female nameMan his videos where so good too, why does this shit happen?
>>563215839>tf2ber that trooned out
>>563199364This general is fucking cooked man.Nothing but samefaggotry, trannies spamming cartoon porn and eceleb obsession.
>>563215731pressing Q is still in the game, and every class got a universal switch speed buff way back whenreddit memestill in the game
>>563215839literally who
>>563215839>friendless lonely nerd is lonely>finds a group to talk with on discord>group is filled with troons because discord>troons convince him trooning out is the way to turn his life around (it isn't, it's only gonna make shit worse)
>>563217541https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Quick_switchingbelt loops are still wrongly colored tho>still in the gameYeah it's a list of things that Eric reverted, that's the point silly
>>563217764Honestly this >>563215839
>>563217764Moral of the story: never use Discord
>>563218015>tradefag nonsense>muh belt loopswhat point are you trying to make with the thermal thruster? was the tt glitch good or was removing the tt glitch good?
>>563217541>>563218398omg i cant even... XD
>>563218470so no point thenyou couldn't even name more than 3, and of those 3, 2 aren't even real
>>563218398>quickswitchThe bug is used by tradermains to equip multiple unusuals at once. Fixing it was a good change but you can imagine how much seethe it caused and it was reverted>PantsIt was an ez fix but Eric forgot cosmetics existed with brown pants in mind so it was reverted because it was too much work to update every item>Thermal ThrusterFixing the bug was a non-issue. Only Pyro main tf2bers complained because they couldn't get clips for their montages. The setup you had to do each time you died plus the airborne vulnerability doesn't make it very practical anyway, but it was reverted
>>563217764It’s wild what Discord does to people. Someone I know goes fucking trans on a Discord group I’m in and then the fucker basically hounds anyone for anything slightly out of typical gender norms. Starts incriminating that we’re eggs needing to be cracked for things that drew zero suspicion prior
>>563219458>Fixing it was a good changeWhy?>It was an ez fix but ... it was too much work to update every itemSo it wasn't an easy fix>Fixing the bug was a non-issueIt sounds like putting it back in was a non-issue too, yet you're taking issue with it
>>563219464intimating, not incriminating
Eric should change Sniper's headshot damage to 75 and then revert it after 1 day. It would be funny.
Eric should delete payload for 3 hours
>>563219689>Why?Because it involves equipping items with conflicting equip regions. And nobody wants to look at a cloud of triple vomit effects>So it wasn't an easy fixThe fix itself (changing Scout's pants to blue) was an ez fix since it was just a texture change>It sounds like putting it back in was a non-issue tooThe bug lets you do something you're not supposed to (use the stomp effect while using a different secondary) so I think it was a valid fix, but nobody really uses the bug anyway so it's not a big deal
>>563190089so this is the OPs TF2 gets now... total tranny domination it seems
July 7th Eric should bring back quickplay then remove it the next day
>>563215839This shit happens more often than you know in other game communities too
>>563221197>MYM turns 10 in 3 months
>>563221039Then don't look at it or install a no hats or no unusuals mod, it's not hurting anyone. You're letting tradefags live rent free in your headA fix that caused conflicting issues, which then required more fixes, is by definition, not an easy fixThat bug also makes you count as always being airborn, so people doing it just for a funny goomba stomp get instantly deleted by the direct hit or reserve shooter, so I think it's a fair tradeoff that didn't merit having valuable dev time spent on fixing it
>>563194934Good teams mean you get more kills on average. Simple as. It doesn't help that the game is essentially dead so the playerbase left are actually at a skill level that's higher than average for each match
>>563222838>the playerbase left are actually at a skill level that's higher than average for each matchonly on the other team tho
>>563223182Really fuckin feels that way sometimes. I imagine it'll be rougher another five years from now since new generations don't actually pick up this game, and its abandoned by the developer. Its almost as if to get a consistent playerbase a game needs consistent updates that add something meaningful.
Why don't TF2 players realize that, while standing behind cover where no one will fucking hit you, you probably shouldn't be strafing if you want your medic from 20 miles away to crossbow you
>>563222571That bug has an additional upside of taking negligible fall damage.
>>563224392I am a firm believer that all games should implement a system that if you hit A and D in succession too quickly, you immediately start taking compounding damage for each subsequent keypress due to breaking your own ankles.
>>563224521Fall damage is such a nothingburger anyway that's easily preventable, I think being minicrit in exchange is a fair tradeoff. It doesn't even come into play on most maps because for some reason map makers are allergic to vertical spaces.
you now what MvM needs?fembots
>>563220654>>563221074>>563225430very true sister
>>563224679My nigga had that figured out 18 years ago.
>>563225732I am unfamiliar with every notable lunarianWhat game did this one work on and what was the implementation?
He's so perfect bros
>>563190089GET. ON. THE. POINT. FAGGOTS.
>>563226680how fucking young are you nyagga
>>563233623I recognize the face and the name but I don't know jack shit about... kirby and smash bros, except that the latter is supposed to be a party game but fighting game autists keep trying to force it as an esport. I'm going to assume trying to strafespam in smash does something negative?
The MvM update war paint case is UP!https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3690996546
YOUR MAINHOW MANY HOURS YOU HAVE IN THAT CLASSYOUR FAVORITE CARD OR BOARD GAME
>>563236562mtg
>>563236562Spy200 hoursmahjong
need mentally ill tf2 gf
>>563234872https://www.ssbwiki.com/Tripping
>>563236889>spy>japanese gamealright fess up, which anime taught you about it?
>>563238540the more you know>players generally just remove it with modsgaaay
>>563239140imagine if scout’s double jump had a 2% chance of malfunctioning and instead sent him plummeting to the ground
>>563236562pyroidk maybe 300? its split across multiple accountsdominoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-AmJCvnJQ8>people still don't realize the shotgun is Heavy's most viable weapon against competent playersIt isn't just the fact that you can dodge attacks, but also the fact that you can switch to the Fists of Steel while you're closing the distance (or escaping). You effectively double your health AND movement speed. Sandvich is a crutch and you don't need it.
>>563239403I mean I would liken it more to what I said before about AD spamming making you take stacking damage, but sure
>>563240429aren’t dominoes just a toy and not a game in itself?
sniper mains kys
>>563241274Didn’t read
>>563225430I want to clank that bot
>>563191685i want to shupo her bupos...
>light a huntsman snipers arrow>flare punch the nigga he shoots>no one saw or acknowledged it
>>563248145it's a secret between you and your sniper gf
>>563248418it was a stranger which is what made it feel so slick
>>563246419same
>>563250650
why does soldier call medic sweetheart and pumpkin? is he a chaser?
>>563252182he’s afraid of ending up on the operating table
i've been thinking of unbinding my kill bind
>>563252182because the medic has an easy job that's for girls
the next frag movie songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gb7JtNukNE
>>563215821Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>563255498this butt also shupos yordles olivias and bunnies
Is it just me or are there way more trannies in tf2? Lotta She hers, trans pfp, tranny rights? Why so many uggos recently?
>>563256651trannies are nerdy white guys and nerdy white guys fuck with tf2
i like buttstf2
>>563256651It's not a TF2 thing, it's a "customization" thingIf a website or game features customizable PFPs and names sprays etc you will see way more trannies because they have to make it known, and you'll notice them more often
>>563256894based butt enjoyer
>>563256918There are more furries than trannies in TF2.
>>563256894More ass please.tf2
>>563257560That doesn't invalidate my point
>>563257560at least furries can have tits and ass. Trannies are just nasty.
>>563256894>sexnow that's a nice buttaqua would be the 3rd spy on a team because she's useless
The most fun I've had with this game was with classified pre steam release, but then Troonminoma decided to ruin it. What a shame
>>563190089absolutely vile OP...
>>563190089absolutely BASED OP...
>>563260587>>563260624You don't need to announce your arrival you know floydfag...
>>563260683why'd you quote me, I'm making fun of him
>>563256651>Is it just me or are there way more trannies in tf2?You think vanilla is bad? Try out TF2C lmao, literally every popular server is 1/3rd faggot>>563260750Sure thing floydfag lmao
>>563260864floydfag would never call big cartoon tits based. u dumb
I played the official Saxton Hale mode and it's not as bad as everyone said it was
>>563265619it's missing the soul of freak fortress
>>563265619Of course not, everybody loved it (minus the voice acting at launch), because it is just a slightly more polished version of the community mode everybody loved. There was even a tf2ger who posted "add VSH officially" every day until it was added.The issue is after we got Zombie Infection and people tried Prop Hunt and VIP, Zesty and others started saying "Vscript bad" and that means we can't like VSH anymore either
>>563265761Freak Fortress was lame tho, the original VSH mode being mostly Saxton and only sometimes other shit was better
>>563265817tbf he has a point; past a certain point vscript gamemodes become ensloppification
>>563266183No, he doesn't have a point, Vscript is just a tool. Blaming the tool is idiotic. People are just coming up with bad ideas.
>this was a comically artstyle-breaking set in 2011
>>563265871that is what i recall freak fortress beingit was saxton, vagineer, christian brutal sniper, the horseless headless horsemann, and i think some others like painis cupcaek if the server had extra content
>you can festivize sharp dresserwhat the fuck
>>563266395i really don't think he's blaming the tool i think he finds excessively use of it to be detrimentalall things in moderation and all that
>>563267113The workshop autist that did the festivizer update was /really/ thorough
>>563267176>festivized black roseawesomenow if only they released a strangifier for it
>>563267159Even if that was his intent, he presented it in such a way that came across as "Vscript bad" and his drones go around repeating it, so regardless of intent we aren't allowed to like VSH anymore
>>563267265>well, the way you said it made me feel bad ;(what are you, a woman?
>>563267382No, retard, we are talking about the public perception of a game mode and I'm talking about the public perception
>>563267527that anon was not me >>563267159btwi am going to sleep so if there's any more rudeness it's probably bait
>>563267719goodnight sleepy tf2g
phoenix is a shit map but the last area is pretty beautiful
Do you think the MVM update will have an update page, or just An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released
>>563268419>Do you think the MVM update will have an update page,LMAO noWe'll be lucky if we even get a blog post about it.
>>563265817>people tried Prop Hunt and VIP, Zesty and others started saying "Vscript bad" and that means we can't like VSH anymore eithernigger we don't get this shit cuz the modes are fucking DEAD... has nothing to do with the guy who jerks it to muscle mommies saying we shouldn't like it
>>563265817When it comes to picking players to be Saxton it's bad. Had moments when I've been playing for an hour and a half on a single server, still waiting to become Hale. Meanwhile some other players been chosen twice.
nobody says moonlight i'm sorry anymore
>>563269251The activity of the gamemode is irrelevant to people enjoying it or not. Literally anything outside the core map pool has no players, including Valve maps like Special Delivery. We're not talking about activity>>563269323This is a valid and fair complaint, but I don't think it discredits the entire mode as a bad game mode, just an element that needs fixing
WHY DON'T PEOPLE PLAY SURF ANYMOREPLEASE PLAY SURF
PLEASE PLAY SAXTON HALE
But I want to play Christian Brutal Sniper...
>>563269640I surf sometimes. Its fun except on the server i frequent there is like 1 severely autistic pyro player constantly camping the jail with his back burner whilst screeching in the mic and spamming binds. He's been doing it so much and for so long he actually reached rank 1 in points.
>>563271606Yeah. Tango Mike. fuck his faggot ass
How good are you gay autists at trickstabbing?
all spy mains use autostab scripts
all spy haters eat aids infested shit from public toilets
spy is the most useless class in the game. Spy gets mogged by sniper
MERASMUS LEAVES YOU FOR MONTHS AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED HEREYOU ARE ALL FOOLS
>>563265871Original VSH only has Saxton Hale and nothing else.Everything else like Painis Cupcake, Phoenix Wright, Pedobear or fucking Adolf Hitler needs to be coded in.
>>563274615What kinda fucking mod had Phoenix Wright
If they add a lunchbox slot for Heavy they would have to make a stock lunchbox equippable to put there by default
Dalokohs Bar buff: can eat while moving (instead of taunting, you eat it in first person like blowing soldier banner)
>>563271641Yup
>>563277128>on the move 100hp healing + 50hp overhealwould be too good
>>563266440Erm, TF2 has an evolving artstyle, chud. Try to keep up with modern times instead of reminiscing about the problematic past, mmkay?
>>563276925it's called the sandvich
>>563277785yeah? and what happens to all the existing unique quality sandviches? stupid
this shit goes so hard
>>563277671then -33% move speed while eating
>>563256894i can't stop staring at this TF2 image...
>>563235239>Warpaint contest featured twice in the news tabHow much seethe would there be if they once again don't add any warpaints?
>>563277671no amount of heavy buffs will push him to an OP state, his playstyle is too easy to counter and reliant on a medic
what an awful general
what an awesome general
>Prop Hunt>Gun Game>Freeze Tag>Randomizer>VIP>Rush>VIPR
>>563256894hip gripping for optimal delivery of the payload
>>563279406but dooood these game modes are just so gooood! you just hate them cuz the mean transphobe zesty DEVIL hates them! >:(((
>>563278207>what happens to all the existing unique quality sandviches?anything valve wantsreplace them with a mann co store package or something
>>563278207Reissued Sandvich
>>563279029it's awful because you're not addicted to porn>>563279094this, many sisters are saying this
>>563279406It's funny how nobody gives a shit about them once the ship has sailed, it's not like they keep playing them on their own servers. They just move on to the next thing. It's all just fad-chasing
>>563253119You've still got your explode bind, so you should be good.
>>563256894wish my sister would do this for me in tf2
>>563190089What the fuck is this shit OP This is blatant fetish stuff why is it allowed
>>563279406https://youtu.be/nye5yGBTubo
>>563285404>VIP Race being pushed next monthI wanna believe...
>>563285670lol fuck no
>>563284112Horrific...
https://servers.tf2classified.com/>As we ramp up our efforts towards improving our server browser, the verification system, and tools for hosts, https://servers.tf2classified.com/ now shows a list of all verified servers for easy tracking and quick connection while out of game!>This is just the beginning of the steps we'll be taking to help keep the server ecosystem healthy, the rest of which we'll have more to share on in the future.They're really doubling down on this Verified crap huh
>>563286281B-but...mobstah... :(
>>563285139Bonk! Atomic Punch is an unlockable secondary weapon for the Scout. It is a canned energy drink with a team-appropriate label; RED's flavor of Bonk! is "Cherry Fission", while BLU's is "Blutonium Berry". On the Festive version, the RED flavor is changed to "Exothermic Eggnog", while the BLU flavor changes to "Mulled Mistletopes".Upon ingestion, Bonk! Atomic Punch renders the player invulnerable for 8 seconds. During this time, the player is forced into third-person mode with a blurry trail following them and may not attack with any weapon, being limited to actions such as moving, jumping, taunting, and reloading their weapons. Additionally, the Scout cannot switch weapons. While invulnerable, most things that would normally hurt the Scout instead produce a "Miss!" signal above his head, followed by one of many voice responses. A Scout cannot use Bonk! while carrying the Intelligence, or grab the Intelligence while still under the drink's effects. Scouts under the effects of Bonk! can neither capture nor defend objectives such as control points or Payload carts. The player has unlimited Bonk! cans at their disposal, but cannot take out another can until the item's cooldown period, shown in the HUD, is over. The effects of Bonk! cease if a Scout using it activates a Resupply locker.
>>563286490After the talk the head guy had with zesty it's not a surprise, they (faggots on the dev team) likely lost their shit and threatened to jump ship if head nigga didn't chose to implement this shit further
>>563286490>This is just the beginning of the steps we'll be taking to help keep the server ecosystem healthyHow long until only verified servers will be allowed
>>563284112Nigga what the fuck
>>563286490https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng
>>563286490wow these fuckers are killing their game...
>>563287217>How long until only verified servers will be allowedthere's already talks of only allowing unverified servers to be seen in the server browser on the discord lmao so prob not far out
>>563284112based and same
>>563287131>After the talk the head guy had with zestythat muscle mommy loving fag stirred shit up by making the verified crap a bigger deal than it is, now the trannies are gonna push for verified BS even harder ala >>563286490 I FUCKING HATE E-CELEBS
>>563286490Damn, that's terrible. The player numbers must be lower than in TF2:GR by now...
so it looks like gold rush will probably benefit from this. Ready to go back to gold rush
>>563284112and i thought the all the loli shit here was a joke jfc kill yourself NOW tranny
>>563284112your bait bores me
>>563287724dev makes retarded decision, youtuber at fault
>>563287724He disliked? Push it.
>>563284112SAME
>>563286490uhm based?
>>563288018the dev made a slightly and not that consequential dumb decision, and zesty had to do his usual sperg outs and alerted the tranny horde to his disliking+talking to that fat retard lead dev. now the server verification shit is gonna be 10x worse and actually kill the mod... i bet my fucking LIFE if he just kept his mouth shut this wouldn't have happened and the mod wouldn't be nose diving in popularity rn
>>563288576>look what you made me do, chudok narcissist
>>563288717>no argumentconcession accepted zesty dick rider.
VIPES ON SUICIDE WATCH LETSGOOOOOhttps://bsky.app/profile/vipes.bsky.social/post/3mj6lbighos2p
>>563288576>the mod wouldn't be nose diving in popularity rn>still gets about 1k players a dayKeep crying fucker
>>563288804tranny pole smoker
>>563288947>still gets about 1k players a day24 peak not even 3 quarters that what the FUCK are you talking about !?!>>563289035fuck off back to /b/ faggot
>>563288576>just toe the line like a good little cuck and you'll have the privilege of slurping up some more slop
Has Vipes won yet?
so uh why havent you anons made tf2 classic 4chan edition yet?
>>563286490>we're not giving verified servers preferential treatment btw
>>563289115no all we should've pushed back on it, but specifically him butting his nose in made it WAY worse than it had to be. there could've been a organic resistance to this but NOPE, this attention hungry fag just had to flaunt his shit as always and just make shit worse than it had been...
>>563285139Porn addicts are a part of tf2, fuck off shartoid
>>563289586Not everyone who dislikes troonporium spammers/porn spammers here is a shartoid, fuck off retard
>>563290028>stop noticing
>>563288831> He and his friends openly mock everything they've done to people on his own profile as well as in the Emporium... and nothing's done about it. He's pretty much admitting to the shit he does yet.. he stays beloved and... I'm shunned and hated everywhere, it's not fair.Sounds like baby bitch moaning. Cry harder faggot. The world would be a lot better off without you in it.
>devs make a dumb decision>you talk about their dumb decision>devs will now double down on their dumb decision solely because they hate youUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh retards
zetsy derangement syndrome
>>563286490Another fake outrageIt's not hard to get verified
>>563290464spiteful devs always end up in ruin
>>563256894nicefinally a good post
>>563288576Acktualee it was Southernninja that was spearheading the discussion about verified servers, his review of TF2C is also the one reported as most useful
I wish mobster was added
>>563288831>VIPESwho??????????
what is the "footrest incident" in the TF2 sphere? some weird workshop thing?
>>563292383https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/text/Vipes/
>>563292383VIP ES (ES standing for Espanol), aka mexican civilian
>>563292383https://youtu.be/anSdQOTF6aYhttps://youtu.be/tJ0u4dHJeachttps://youtu.be/nHGXvEFaA2o
>laptop with integrated graphics>playing linux_tf2 in openGL legacy mode>try to lower resolution for muh fps>game's resolution changes but my monitor doesnt change resolution>game is a sorta stretched out 800x600 thing to fill my native reswhat the fuck? is this an x11 thing?
>>563292914See >>563292746Those videos were debunked
>>563293190Debunked how?
>>563293190Ok, what’s been proven wrong in those videos then? I’m not digging through thousands of posts on an archive
>>563290028Sisters what do we do?
>>563292383Emporiums greatest muse turned rogue, basically any time he's brought up it's usually some troons are mad he called out them stealing from him.
>>563292383funniest reply imaginableto think, after all the shit, the most hurtful possible thing would be if people forgot who he was, as all it was ever for was mild internet celeb clout
vipes stole from /tf2g/ and that's unforgivable
so any game discussion?
>>563293962If this is true, then the emporium also stole from tf2g, which means we should have free reign to constantly call out how dogshit and full of pedophiles they are
>>563294774There are more pedos here.
>>563294279On the E-Celeb General? Of course not!
>immediate damage control
spy should have a shuriken* as a melee option and how it’d work would be that it could have range but it’d only do 1/4 of the target’s base HP per hit to the back so that it’d take longer to kill someone than a knife’s backstab would but it would allow for spy to do lots of damage from a distance if he aims well*if shurikens are too overwatch-y then replace the model with really sharp playing cards
>>563294837only you
>>563293938Honestly I think Vipes was bullshitting the whole time and made everything up, so he could be internet famous. Glad to see it backfired. Shame he didn’t become a lolcow on the farms like he deserves though.
its crazy how poorly this game's performance scalesI could run the game basically fine on a quad core from the late 2000's, the increments to which performance gets better on modern hardware have such huge diminishing returns. You can basically run the game fine on linux on a PC from 16 years ago and have a good experience>>563197526Nice.Is the webm a bit choppy or is that just my PC? seems to be way below 60 fps anyway>>563198246>stuck with 60hzhow come early LCDs from the 2000's all allowed up to 75 Hz but more modern ones never allow anything above 60 Hz unless they're "gaming oriented"?Try checking the list of "modes" in your resolution settings, as many modern displays do support 75 Hz, but its buried in the lower resolutions or just pick up a CRT and set it to 120 Hz if your graphics card is old enough to use a VGA-DVI adapter[/spoilder]
NeoDement...
if you have 60hz how does the video seem any smoother than any other video on 60hz
>>563293938I don’t think someone trying to speak out about the abuse they went through was for internet clout
>>563294837Talking about the lolispammers or avatarfags is irrelevant unless you're implying they're from the emporium
>>563293938No one goes against a cabal of degenerate tf2 item makers for clout
>>>/v/736789227
>its 16:45 in Europe and these are the vanilla community servers availablereminder valve did this through casual.this is the result of 20 years of the gaming industry pushing "accesibility" and thinking server browsers are a thing of the past.So much of the tech industry has appealed to the dumbest computer illiterate guy, replacing the server browser with big "Play now" buttons, replacing TeamSpeak and Mumble with discord servers that only require clicking a link to join... they removed so much friction from the process that the regular guy will barely ever progress from being computer illiterate, and being computer illiterate is the normal for younger people nowOf course we are lucky that valve still has the server browser in TF2 and CS2, but its hidden away in CS2 and its in the bottom of a list with like 5-6 different other "play" buttons in TF2. And even then, the server browser is so shit to use nowadays with only a tiny minority of the TF2 servers being vanilla, and even less so being "honest" vanilla servers that dont fake their ping or do scummy shit like that.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6rmlsZ-TzIA
>>563297071
>>563296517Hi Vipes. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself already you sack of shit, you fucking waste of sperm. No one will miss you when you’re gone, and no one will fucking remember you.
>>563296726Tech companies have been appealing to the lowest common denominator for 15 years and the result is now nobody knows how to do basic shit like use a server browser or copy paste an IP into IRC/Mumble, because they dont need to.The industry is somewhat complicit in letting the user become retarded, as android is toddler-tier easy and games have been giving retard-proof "Play now" buttons rather than server browsers since 2 decades ago.Young people are now boomer-tier retarded when it comes to computers, look it upValve are also to blame for making the server browser in games like CSGO/CS2 and TF2 hidden away behind wierd menus or as an option among 5 other menus, and the lack of curation on the tf2 server browser and lack of punishment for bad actors pushing fake pings and redirects on the servers is also an issue.The server browser used to be like 90% vanilla servers before F2P, then quickplay forced them into custom server niches, and casual finally basically killed them.Valve COULD promote the server browser, they could clean it up, they could blacklist bad actors, they could make a "vanilla" tab that only allows stock maps, but of course they dont care enough about this and it keeps making them money regardless, so why tinker with something thats already profitable?
>>563297339
>>563297817>Me when someone posts a TF2 Floyd meme
mii fortress 2
>>563297597I'm not vipes retard, desu I could care less about the furfag; it's just the lesser of two evils being him by a landslide compared to the least degenerate pedo from the troonporium
>>563298928https://bsky.app/profile/jakiwashere.bsky.social/post/3mj3yb2kh3k2o
>>563298928This should be the next OP.
>>563256894This should be the next OP.
Or this!
>>563286490>750 total players>400 players in verified servers>350 (~50%) in unverified serversdesu doesn't sound that bad
vermin
>>563302406That post has nothing to do with TF2 silly.
>>563302590extremely incorrect
>>563302406Agreed.
>>563302406many are saying this
>>563302642Nu-uh
>>563302713Samefag
>>563302445If you install shit like this you need to get curbstomped
>>563302937Funnier and better than most of the mods out there.
>>563302937
>>563302406Everyone is saying this
>>563302937Only if you install Femscout or Fempyro mods, since it's degenerative to want to feminize male characters.
>>563303369Are you going to stop samefagging man?
>>563303789Moron
>>563303789Holy trvke!
https://youtu.be/0DKNoi8ZmFk
>>563303789This is simply the truth, as ugly as it is.
>>563302937massive trvthnvke right here, folks
>>563305297Sniff
>>563305297You can't be posting little girls like that here man.
>>563305297oh my goodness, I love tf2
>>563305297
>>563305297this image will not get removed for the remainder of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCIP14-2Xeo
>>563305965>that thumbnailyomps...
>>563290897>It's not hard to get verifiednot really, and it's even harder to keep itif you don't have 24/7 365 moderation, you're out for """negligence"""if you apply the rules equally to chuds and furrtannies, you're out for being """a bigot"""among other things like earning the dev's ire through some unspoken faux pas>>56330257880% of their playerbase used to be on unverified servers, so they lost like 1000 concurrent players in this example
>>563305905Pizza always gets removed.
>>563306472there's no pizza in the image liar
>>563305965>>563306224https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ec/Demoman_taunts15.wav
Post sprays
>>563190089who is this?
>>563306685the tenth classpaizuri-chan
What would happen if femscout drank Bonk while pregnant?
>>563306685Someone that isn't TF2 related.
>>563307171she would have sex with me
>>563307216she appears to own a lot of bonk! paraphernalia that's from tf2
>>563295397taking a look at ffprobe to see if I fucked up, no it's 60fps
>>563306865i need a shupo loadout for the paizuri class
>>563306612
>>563302445The best jak is cobson and they didn't use that one, it's a waste.
the three joys of life>clutch medic plays>victorian literature>furry art
>>563308957
>>563308769no, you need a yordle loadout
>>563308957nusois are a different breed
What do you think the spawn locker rooms smell like?
>>563308954God I miss Teckworks before he sabotaged himself with Ralsei porn
>>563310594You got me excited but I only found two pieces...
>>563310594his ankha stuff was divine, yes
>>563310318spray paint
>>563310318cum, after I'm done plapping my shupos
so no medal for memes vs machines this year? sad
Half zatoichi has helped me have more fun with demoknight because it incentivises me to play with the heart of a lion, fiending for kills without ever considering backing off.Thank you, Zalf Hatoichi.
it’s pronounced zah-TOY-chee btw
>decided to re connect to some old friends i met in tf2 over 14 years ago>hey dude, wanna tey tf2 again a bit?>completely rages and insults me says she is transgender now>blocked me before i even could type a reply and unfriended me>16 years of friendship gone>look at my friend list and search their profiles>1/3 are tranniesits not fun anymore mr cia, i understand the black man now, im so tired
>>563190089I iz back, expect more doodles this weekhttps://files.catbox.moe/x30dij.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qdkb6e.png
>>563313505Welcome back, the catbox links don't work for me
>>563313505links are dead bro, catbox has been fucking up a lot this weekuse litter or https://uguu.se/
>>563313627fucking christ, here ya go broshttps://postimg.cc/gallery/XyXb94x
>>563313378this happened
>>563313884Jesus those Olivia CHEEKS
>>563313884Very nice
>>563313884>kyojiri olivia pronebonegood progress, looking forward for the final thing
>>563314037it does, stopped playing around 2017-2018 came back this year, we met on ctf-well, he/she still had the same anime profile
>>563313884epic sister, thanks for drawing pornography with your one life!
>got successfully votekicked on medic for being idle because an angry midscoring tard wanted me to pocket him for the whole gamePlayers of this game are genuinely so mentally deficient.
>>563315156your welcome mang :D
>>563320879I knew Vipes was a lying faggot the whole time
finished jerking off to Vexgonna frag for a bit, then hit the gym
>Emporium troon schizos are STILL seething about vipes even years laterYeah I'm thinking the seared sorcerer / NCR ranger guy won
>>563321394you should go to vex at the gym
where were you when troll trace came back to tf2
>>563295397cuz uh 60fps was the unattainable max of that time, and 75hz monitors let you hit 60 and have some wiggle room for spare frames so it wasnt choppynowadays the unattainable upper limit is like thousands of fps but monitors only go up to like 144hz or 256hz or whatever because the human eye cannot distinguish higher framerates than thatt. someone who knows nothing about gomputahs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxzswvqK7k4Zesty is current live and discussing the Americana warpaint collection winners.
>>563322385>the return of slurs.tfyeah!
>>563313884l-lewd
Solarlight...what the fuck...
the people are shipping pyro and pauling
>>563322385me on the bottom
>>563322385
>>563322330360hz monitors have become standard by now
>>563323545>Pauling talks to Pyro like he's a childErm...
>>563323545crackship, they're both straight
>>563313884
>>563322385>nooo I'm not based and racist I was only quoting a show nooo>erm... did these people just say the n-word? erm solarlight is erm evil?? erm did the tf2c admins make a funny map... that's le racist!!!
>>563324162>holding people to their own standards is... le badmindbroken by a default texan
>>563322385I think it's pretty funny that Zesty keeps broadcasting SolarLight's nigger messages out to the masses
>>563324942baby making sex with poppy
>>563324942Should we allow one of those messages to be the OP of our threads?
>>563325108https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a5/Spy_no03.wav
>>563324942>Solarlight: We NEED to cancel this racist bigot for what he said years ago! Remove this chud NOW!!!>Uhh....those things I've said? Yeah, I was just uhhh...a dumb edgy kid...it was years ago I was stupid and immature back then! It doesn't count!
>>563325108heck yes
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/pull/1824>Fixes all known spy disguise bugs>EricS merged this 2 weeks agoSpybros...it's finally fucking happening...
>>563325934now about that decloak sound mod bug
>>563325549ban his account now!!
i tried to skip ahead on this streamim such a dumbass
>>563325934VICTOIRE TOTALE DES ESPIONS FRANÇAIS
>>563325934Fucking finally. Maybe now Valve will also buff Spy in MVM to make him a Scout sidegrade.
It was cool how during the Sniper vs. Spy update both classes got their opponent's ability in some way - Spy got headshots with the Ambassador, and Sniper got to turn invisible with the addition of Hunter's Camo secondary unlock.
>>563322385>those warpaintslooks terrible, do people really buy this?
>>563327086holy fucking baby making sex with elegg
>>563326882i wonder if the mvm update will fix literally any of the problems with mvm... or come out at all lmao
I do not care for tf2g eceleb discussion
>>563327086Some of them look good, I could see myself getting them
dont care about ecelebs or warpaint, give me back 45 min map timers ad hoc and being able to see what servers are activei genuinly cannot give a single shit if those things arent fixed yet
>>563327525hips and thighs not wide enough
>>56332593>This PR Fixes almost every bug in this video with 300,000 views. The actual bugs were mostly misdiagnosed.> shounic video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jUPs_hIhSEHeh.
>>563327701it's because you're a high test male man
>>563327404you VILL participate the the highschool drama
>>563327701>45 min map timerstrue, rest are whatever
>>563327701this but also team switching and spectator mode and revamping the votekick system so bots cant sit in spectator and be immune or leave and then rejoin as soon as a vote is called to kick them
>>563327525buy aussies instead mate
>>563328685I have a couple but war paints are available for more weapons for now
Fun fact, what Zesty is doing right now, Valve makes Dota players do 1-2 times a yearThey add 100-150 sets to display in the game in a voting UI, then add the most liked ones to a special limited lootbox whose sets are untradeable
>>563328926buy ks weps instead of stranges
>>563325934>2 weeks ago>Eric is gathering fixes to ship out with an updateMvM update soon???
>>563327701join the girls talking about ecelebs, warpaints and porn!
Do you ever think that multiplayer games in general would be a lot more popular if they had map making tools of their own? The reason why games like TF2 have lasted so long are because of over a decade of custom content. It's weird to think about but it's a practice you just don't see anymore except Roblox I guess but I don't count that. Also remember during the 7th gen where everyone would charge you for DLC multiplayer maps? Stopped after that gen but man that was a weird period.
>>563329703You can have both, and I do
>>563330147absolutely
>>563328685>>563328926>>563330147>>563330401paizuri
>>563197854SHUT THE FUCK UPWHY DID I PICK YOULEAVE
>>563330147Why let the users create things for free when you can charge them for a collab with [media franchise they recognize]?
>>563330718I mean, yeah true. It's a different landscape now but Fortnite *kinda* does it with creative mode and whatnot. Although that should be taken with a MASSIVE grain of salt once you read into how their metrics works and utterly insane fucking monetization system.
>>563330147i think that if you lower the barrier for entry, it'd be a bad thing. the bar for the workshop is on the ground, and it's full of absolute trash slop as a result, which makes groups like the emporium a necessity rather than only an emergent thing. you need a reliable group if you're gonna keep adding content in, because the alternative is sifting through literally endless heaps of shit. if the barrier for entry were higher, you wouldn't have a need for specific groups with a good reputation for creating content, the barrier for entry would serve that purpose: if they're good enough to pass the barrier, their work is gonna be somewhat decent. this is partly why we had such a wide range of map creators getting their stuff in back in the day instead of only getting stuff from the same half dozen people or so. as knowledge spreads and resources become more accessible, the barrier for entry lowers, and the slop starts flowing in>>563330401one should only get stranges for weapons that you infrequently kill with imo, and killstreak weps for ones you frequently kill withit feels like a waste doing both
>>563331448>which makes groups like the emporium a necessity rather than only an emergent thingstopped taking your post seriously at this point, we had quality content before the emporium and now the emporium deliberately works together to create only a few maps with vastly higher production value than anything a random person could create. fuck the emporium
>>563331448I guess 'barrier for entry' can mean a few things really. I think your issues is more to do with the selection process of how a map gets added into the pool and that's fair although I like to think that Hammer itself is a perfectly workable barrier to entry because it's a piece of shit. I can only assume that in the scenario that a modern multiplayer game allows custom maps into a rotation they would do a decent job in the selection process because most games aren't TF2 where content is selected purely on the judgement of a single person. So it's a problem that'll fix itself.
>>563327701jill kept hypnotizing old valve devs with his competitive bussy so they wouldn't revert MYM until post inferno newfag players took over and would cry when someone wanted the old thing back
>>563332241let me preface by saying i don't like the emporium so that you might be inclined to keep reading:if you continued reading instead of being a tribalistic numbskull you'd see that our views aligni don't like the emporium either, but they do serve a purpose for valve: they are consistent freelancers in a sea of shit
I'm not taking my Booties off, I am Booties DeGroot!
>>563332837HEY! take those booties off!
>>563332989No!
>>563333086take them off i said!
>>563328551yeah correct forgot to say, or just being able to kick people in spectator mode on both team>>563332434i simply dont understand why they dint reverse it, mistakes can happen but fix them, but they discovered that whales keep the game profitable even if 90% of real human players left the game permanently tomorrow the game would still earn millions from the millenials on slot machines (mvm) and the traders with thousands dollars worth of backpacks (only can sale to other whales, if one quits they all die)
>>563333196NO!https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e2/Demo_charge_windup2.wav
>>563313378>decide to reconnect with my best TF2 friend i met around 2010-2011>hey dude whats up with you, havent seen you in forever>"well yeah im a marxist now, bet you just think im a filthy commie">oh, okay... surehe didnt block me or anything but its wierd, i guess he was already mentally ill back then but we could talk music or joke around
>>563332705it's a monopoly that exists to choke out the competition, nothing more. you're coping if you believe it's a "necessary evil" because as you said yourself, we had a wide range of map creators getting their stuff in back in the day.ideally, valve, in their position as the selectors of workshop content would use it to allow a variety of people to compete in creating the best content. allowing one group to monopolize their attention defeats the whole purpose of the workshop arrangement, you might as well delete the workshop and simply hire the emporium
>>563322330>cuz uh 60fps was the unattainable max of that timethis is wrong on so many levels, CRTs were all running at least 75 Hz because under that refresh rate you'd get eyestrain and probably a horrible headache. Sure, people were used to gaming on 640x480 or 800x600 but those resolutions looked okay on a CRT, and by the early 2000's 1024x768 was the norm for desktop resolutions and quake 1 and quake 3 could run at very decent frame ratesIt was only by the mid 2000's that flat monitors started replacing CRTs and taking a chunk of the consumer market, and they were pretty awful compared to the CRTs that preceeded them in reponse times, color quality, ghosting, etc
>>563333602also note how NOBODY likes the shartporium maps that have been getting in the game for the past few years, while countless community maps from the past are well-known as good and have been regarded as staples of tf2 since being added (harvest, swiftwater, frontier etc.)
>community map added around 2010>it has only one or two creatorsCrazy
>>563333373most of my friends simply moved on or dint change too much, but HRT hit the white nerd community like crack hit the blacks in the 80-90s, what used to be nerds having fun being their own community and niche delved into ego powerscaling battles
>>563333718i did say i knew nothing about computahs
>>563334083im glad im european and most of my friends just became normal well adjusted adults instead of getting transitionsfeels like the extreme woke stuff hit harder in the US among young people
>>563333602Blame Invasion for that shitshow, in Valve's eyes the Emporium are probably the easiest to work with and already have contracts written with them so renewel is easy. Doing up new contracts with people is probably an incredibly annoying and lengthy process since you'd have to base on the map contributors and their personal contributions and they aren't willing to put in the resources to sort that shit out. It sucks but that's the reality sadly.
>>563333602again, our views aligni think whoever is still working on tf2 at valve perhaps views them as a necessary evil, but even that's a stretch. more likely is they don't know or care about the shit that cabal gets up to, so long as they keep the content flowing
>>563334026Nowadays they invite their buddies to make a random texture or model to get a cut of the money That stiffy nigga only makes trees and was invited to Valve
>>563334446i am from europe, its probably not as worse as it is there but the internet creates massive echo chambers
Is Tf2g an echo chamber
>>563334519nigga its just eric who just scrolls 5 minutes at best trough the workshop, which item gets the most botted updoots get into the game
>>563335131you and i both know it's a little more complicated than that
>>563335053tf2g meet up
>>563335053no because some FUCKER has to FUCKING disagree with EVERYTHING all the GOD DAMN time
>>563335053no, all of the tits and ass have a tendency to dampen sound
>>563335259yeah sometimes he has to scroll down his mousewheel even more, like 4 inches long, that might take him 7 minutes
>>563334519>i think>>563335259>unsubstantiated claimleftist arguments
>>563335882i'm not going to try and pass things i'm not sure of as though they're fact
>>563334318>>563334510nice
They don't even try to hide the fact they're all conniving money obsessed jews>>563190089Hngh fuck that's hot
>>563219852insinuate
>>563308954ggguh
>>563337563y'know I was trying to think of that word when typing that post but it just wouldn't come to me
>>56330293780% of this thread is sharty or sharty adjacent fags, though
>>563337859you mean the sole shartyfag who wastes his entire day samefagging here? It's 1 guy but I guess it counts.
>>563338398nah, i remember when wojaks were basically thread culture here, you guys worship shallow fag and he's directly from the sharty
>>563338398There are no sharty members here.
>>563338451Wojaks and frogs are 4chan culture.
>>563338654no they aren't
>>563338451>wojaks were basically thread culture herenever were, 2016 election shit thankfully died aside from the shartydrones obsessed with it>shallow fag and he's directly from the shartylol>>563338654no
>>563338701Yes they are, they're the most common images posted on this website, seems like you don't use this website that much.
>>563338451results of tourist raids, not anymoreall i know about shallow god is that he posted gameplay clips and there was some furry fox loser who kept following him around trying to be his friend
>>563338802>denying it but laughing at shallow faglol nice whiteknighting
>>563336238Rape is bad.
>>563313884>dat fempyro>dose olivia bunsLooking forward to the finished versions
>>563339731my nigga
>Uncle Dane almost killed his sister by making her drink floor cleaner
>>563334318>>563334510thats rad
>>563338451>nah, i remember when wojaks were basically thread culture hereOnly a newfag would say this>you guys worship shallow fag and he's directly from the shartyYeah you're a newfag, we all made fun of swallow rod
>>563339985What
>>563331079>>563332265rouge mating press
>>563340667nah you all sucked his cock, dlg does it now though
>>563340946You know anyone can go to the archives and see that you're making shit up right
>>563341117whatever fag, i remember you guys glazing him for posting cheating webms because he owned da libs
>>563340730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFl7NaSPNdA>Tells sister floor cleaner is apple juice>She gets a glass and starts pouring it>Doesn't stop her, wants to see how far this will go>Mom thankfully sees this and steps inPsychopathic behavior
>>563341179>i rememberYour memory is shit and you're remembering falsely, there was like 1 fanboy who glazed him and the rest of us made fun of him
>>563341289whatever
>>563341208He also said the N word, very psychopathic.
>>563339985>>563341208lmaooo based thats my uncle
>>563341661erectin' a level 4 norwood!
GET BEHIND ME, DOCTOR
>>563341208>tries to rid the world of a stupid foid that can't tell apple juice and floor cleaner apartUhh...based?
>>563341661is he still one of the hosts for that shitty podcast idubbbz and his wife run?Or is that shit over?Because last I heard, idubbbz and his wife were broke and had to move in with her parents in Canada, and I'm assuming Dane is still in Cali
>>563341208>>563342510Should've pissed in a cup and told her it was apple juice instead
Apple juice going up!*glug* *glug* *glug* Ah, life o' R-ACK!Well, guess that'll do
>>563342510>>563342690
>uncle dane sold all of his expensive items and now just uses uniques and minimal cosmeticsonce again proving hes the only based tf2 eceleb. i give it a year before he's using the no hats mod.
...and other things that didn't happen
Drink up, pardner!
>>563343587will vancineer open the strait of hormwater
>>563343745>Maybe I should put dish soap in her bottle, just to see what happens...
>>563341179i dont recall shallow god ever cheating, what
>>563342941lizardwoman sex
>>563344371Since his memory is shit there is a high chance he's confusing Swallow Rod with "chadchad" who openly posted shit like this
>>563343587>mfw I died and the Engi standing next to my buildings won't unsap them
Dead game.
Game has the Dead Ringer equipped tho
>>563344681does this nigga not have two monitors why is he alt tabbing
>>563341461Not just the N word, he said the one with the...*gulp*...Hard R...
>>563344681same person kiddo
>>563345078You expect a third world cheater who gets off to stream sniping with cheats to have money?
>>563344504not happening unless you're buff, good looking, have sparkles around your face, and hate clankers.
>>563345423or have a goat head
Waiting for the gate to C on Steel to open be like
>>563345202Nope they had separate steam accounts and it didn't seem like obvious alts of each other. They were also several years apart from each other on tf2g; chadchad openly cheated and didn't care, but Swallow Rod was just a shitter who thought he was good
Be honest with me doc. They're never reversing meet your match are they?
>>563345607OPEN THE GAAAAATE
>>563332837>>563332989>>563333086>>563333196>>563333286This is better than what actually existshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZen0CvunqQ>picked Soldier but didn't even use Gunboats
>>563345683nope
>>563345683July 7th 2026...10th anniversary...trvst the plan
>>563345683Probably not because then other Valve multiplayer games would probably beg for a similar treatment, and those games actually draw in money so Valve won't do that.
>>563345607so tired of seeing this fat retard
>>563346082vgh, the cash cow that is L4D2
>>563339985was this information revealed to you in a dream?
>>563345994the promised first part of the MVM update coming after the anniversary update this august bros!
>>563346487check the string of replies
>>563346082what? matchmaking in every other valve game is fine
>>563346643
>>563346760I accept your concession.
>>563346104Who is he?
>>563346937thanks for stopping by pubeys the salty popcorn stand!
>>563345683Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do!
>>563347127some ai guy breaking into someones house
>>563345423>>563345543i dont know what any of this means, i am going to sex the lizard regardless
>>563346760he's right tho honestly casuals only issue is that it needs fixing; getting pre mym servers/ad hoc aint happening unless they 100% call it quits with TF2 (they officially never will)
prove to me spy isnt the worst class in the game
>>563352259can't, he ishe gets completely countered by owning a pair of headphones, or if you're too poor for those, simply turning aroundpyros can play powerwash simulator to completely remove you from the game, aside from maybe going gunspyhe's so weak that he loses 1v1s against every single class if he's caught out, assuming equal skill levelone of his only ways of skill expression was nerfed and turned into a melee weapon because engineers and snipers didn't like getting headshot
>>563352607>he's so weak that he loses 1v1s against every single class if he's caught out, assuming equal skill levelbut but what about the diamondback
>>563352259erm he has a one hit kill and he's annoying so there
>>563352259He's the best class at destroying teleporter entrance and get 2 crits for free
>>563353493>erm he has a one hit kill and he's annoying so therebut cant sniper do the same thing but better?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHcX_D1UfJU&list=RDEHcX_D1UfJU&start_radio=1>>563353495valid
>>563353495but isnt a god sniper that has perfect aim more better for a team than a spy who does this, though
>>563353976sniper requires aim, spy only requires left click and a 180 degree view of your back
>>563354310but spy requires you to avoid lots of enemies, enemy projectiles, pyro flamethrowers, sticky placements. Decloak behind the enemy without being seen. And then most likely dying after the first stab.Sniper can just stay back and shoot though
>>563352861the exception that proves the rule
>>563354310that's all sniper requires thospy requires good positioning and gamesense and a blessing from the melee hitreg godsremember, for every facestab or trickstab, there are 10 failstabs on perfectly open backs
>>563354926the step process requried to kill someone as spy.1. get out of spawn2. cloak3. avoid bumping into enemies4. avoid getting hit by bullets and explosives5. pray that there isnt a competent pyro.6. walk across the battlefied so to position yourself behind a enemy7. find a good decloaking spot 8. try to stab and hope the enemy didnt see you9. stab either fails or succeeds either way you are most likely going to die after10. repeatHow to kill someone as sniper.1. get out of spawn2. find a good position3. bang headshot
>>563354735this implies the same thing doesn't also apply to sniper, he needs a clear sight of you and your head and also can't stand still or be at risk of being stabbed, counter sniped, or jumped by a scout or someonewhile true that a good sniper is more oppressive than a good spy, spy has the lower skill floor on his OHKOsniper requires hard mechanical aim skills to pull it off, while spy just requires left clicking somewhere in your general direction. like you said even a noob can get a stab before dying
>>563355387hmm good argument, need some time to think about this
>>5633553752, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, and 10 are effortlesswhich means the only real steps are>get out of spawn>find a good decloaking spot>try to stab and hope they didn't see younot any harder than playing sniper besides taking longer
>>563355375Cloaking and avoiding enemies really isn't that hard - stepping on an ammo pack instantly refills your cloak even WHILE cloaked (unless you're using the Dead Rigger).Even if you don't have the ammo packs memorized, you will easily stumble upon some on the way. So like the other guy said you just skip ahead to #7
>>563356110>>563356386fair, perhaps I need to reexamine spy
>>563355387>>563356110>>563356386reductive, you do not play spy
>>563354310Spy requires aim too.
There are people here who unironically think sitting behind your team near a sentry is harder than actually maneuvering and putting yourself at risk in melee range amongst the enemy team lol
Which classes don't require aim?
>>563358210soldier
ptchoo :-D
>>563358308Unless you have the Direct Hit.
>>563358210sniper
>>563357926Harder in what way. Harder to stay alive? Harder to be impactful?
>>563357238reductive, you do not know which classes I play
>>563352259literally everyone with more than 2000 hours in the game agrees that he isthat doesn't mean he isn't annoying to play against though, especially if he's running dead ringer+kunai
>setting viewmodel_fov to 0.1 as pyro hides your flamesim not a freak who likes to hide viewmodels but i might have to make an exception for this
>>563358807It's easier to stay alive and be impactful on sniper by a mile, no pun intended.
https://discord.gg/Yr3928gFtf2g oldfag discord server
>>563358210I dunno. Maybe Medic? Every class has something that require aim to some degree while some can ignore that aspect and some can not.>>563359561>engi forgets to carry his buildings for pushing>you stand behind and you never become impactful as sniper>you ignore engi doing rancho relaxo and push alone forward>get flanked and die the moment you are out of sentry rangeMany such cases. If heavy is bound to medic then sniper has to stick with engi to be effective.
>>563360193no he doesnt lmao
can we have a spy main to present their thoughts. Post a screenshot of your spy hrs
>>563355387it doesn't apply to sniperhe doesn't need to headshot you to kill youhe CAN stand still and often does, he's protected from being backstabbed by being near his team or wearing the razorback, countersniping only works if he's inattentive or misses, and if he's getting jumped his team is either nonexistent or he's some kind of retard that deliberately ran out of position too close to the front linesniper just requires clicking on people, anywhere, to be effectivespy HAS to backstab people to be effectiveit's infinitely easier for a noob sniper to get a bodyshot kill, let alone multiple, than it is for a noob spy to get more than a single stab before dying>>563356110>3not effortless, you cannot see around corners>4plays into 3, you never know when some guy is going to spam a corner you're about to turn, or some guy whiffs his shot and blinks you>5. competent pyro on the enemy team>effortless>implyingyou do not play spy>6aforementioned being hit by random spam, also heavily map dependent. some maps have only one flank route, some the flank route is incredibly cramped and narrow and you can't brush past people>9>the spy experience in general>effortlessydnps>10yes, i guess it is effortless to respawn
>>563360993this.
>>563360993trying to convince someone spy requires setup and risk compared to sniper who is trolling is pointless; he already conceded ages ago he has no idea what he's talking about
>>563360993I have mained spy for over 3000 hrs and I will just say that everything you said is true.Its one of the reasons why I stopped maining spy. Hes just easily countered.
>>563358807both
>>563361073>>563361332>>563361728I saw 3 replies and assumed they were going to be contrarian denials, so this was a pleasant surprise
>>563362065well what you said was a good truthnuke, so I responded accordingly. People who deny how terrible spy is dont know what they are talking about
>>563190089Is Poker Night pozzed like the Sam & Max remasters?
>>563362525no but my butthole is
>>563362525No, it still has the same dialogue from 2010 including Tycho talking about fucking animals
>>563362234Eh I hate sniper fags so much its unreal, and what you said is pretty on par spy_experience.mp4
>Join game>On a losing team>Leave game>Join game>Team loses or wins>Everyone on losing team empties out to find a new game since staying another round means staying to lose againI hate modern tf2. Fuck the comp community for ruining the game
>>563364057this sister lets complain about casual more now
I love Team Fortress 2!
>>563364345what a horrific ending to a shit comic holy fuck
>>563364531But where is Olivia?
>>563364663under my desk
>>563364345>>563364531Aren't you happy with the Administrator's motive not mattering? The mystery of Silas Mann not mattering? The problem of there being no more Australium solved by Soldier's dumb luck? Olivia taking over Mann Co being solved by her getting bored? Sit down and have some Mann Co. turkey
I VILL SUCK YOU
>>563364740>The mystery of Silas Mann not mattering?this irks me more than anything else
>>563365910No bro it's totally funny Soldier pulled out the exact photo and Merasmus cut him off and Zephaniah later pretends he has no siblings
>>563364740>the Administrator's motive not matteringthis was kino thoughbeit>Silas Mann not matteringhe was a distant relative of the mann family who wasn't directly involved with the plot>no more Australium solved by Soldier's dumb lucknot that it even mattered, it was discreetly dumped into the ocean>Olivia taking over Mann Co being solved by her getting boredif i remember correctly, saxton got scout to fight olivia to regain ownership
>>563367952>if i remember correctly, saxton got scout to fight olivia to regain ownershipYou don't, your brain made that up. It was literally Saxton was back, Olivia was bored, he tells Olivia to leave and that gives him back the company.What you thought would've actually been better
>>563368240i just reread it and you're right, it goes unexplained. son of a bitch. i think i was remembering something from a fake leak
>>563367952>this was kino thoughbeitit really wasn't. nothingburger explanations to subvert the reader's expectations because the writers couldn't be fucked to create an actual motivation, mainly because they wanted to thumb their nose at the reader while telling them "it doesn't matter lmao," like some kind of "subtle" allegory about the game is lame as fuck, and kind of disrespectful to the audience who stuck with you for 17 years. silas mann was almost definitely a dropped plotline that they forgot about, and then tried to retcon into being a red herring.
I've been having a lot of fun using the shortstopthe shove is worthless
>>563372889I'd like to shove those bunny buns
>>563373087okay, but what about the shortstop?what are your thoughts on it?Also, would you remove the shove?Would you replace it with something else, or just delete it straight up?
what is the most impressive class to obtain a godlike killstreak on
what's the prettiest map and why is it sunshine?
>>563373183increase the pushforce so you can frag people on cliffs more consistentlythe shortstop itself is fine>t. nta
>>563373183replace the shove with my cock in those yordlesI mean maybe replace it with a rapid fire where you unload the clip all at once
>>563337859then 80% of this thread should commit suicide
>>563373518this
g'night
wm+1 requires some skill against good players.
>>563377780A + D and they die the same way
>>563377564Goodnight sleepy tf2gs
Good morning USA!
>>563384203I'm going to the Masters today, like the posh white boy that I am.
>>563345607give him a bit more make-up and he looks like armstrong
dreamed i had a personal yorha 2b last night
>>563365910Even with the "I have no siblings" plot device couldn't they have at least shown Silas' tombstone in the Mann cemetery?>Halloween isn't canon!But Merasmus is a major character? Monoculus is why Medic can't heal Demo's eye? There's no consistency
>>563364345Same
>>563288717Trannies tend to be vulnerable narcissists
>>563387305The truth is they rushed the ending and forgot a lot of things, as much as Gay Pinkerton pretends otherwise. They forgot about Silas when writing the no siblings part, they forgot about Zephaniah being a ghost in the game, etc, and when asked about it it's easier for Gay Fuckerton to say "Halloween isn't canon" than admit he fucked up. Halloween has always been canon, they just didn't remember. Otherwise it would've been so easy to say Zephaniah killed Silas which is why he has no siblings and he became a vengeful spirit.
Hi frens pls level with me, I don't really into TF2 market silliness. But I keep hearing "dude just buy a key and trade it for ref on a 3P trading site, you'll be able to get a billion cosmetics".Is that in any way accurate if I don't care about unusuals etc, and if so, then is there ever a situation where it *does* make sense to actually use a key to open a crate instead of just trading it? Thanks.
seriously what happened to tfc medic >>563387542
>>563388524All unboxing is for degenerate gamblers, it really is better to just buy the things you wantYou really can buy a crapton of hats for cheap prices in ref but they won't be spectacular hats or anything. I guess you can also buy cosmetics off the market because there are some pretty decent low grade cosmetics for like half a dollar. Things like coats.
>>563388721What are they even gambling for? unusuals and nothing else? it's just mystifying me. But thanks, I'll take a look fo' mushelf later at what I'd wanna get c:
>>563388575Went through WW2 and Korea before the Vietnamese jungle swallowed him alive.He was last heard from on July 2, 1969, when he went M.I.A. during the Lamar Plain operation.Some say he's still out there in the jungle, healing...
>>563372889>shove is worthlessKind of.It's for placing yourself in between then pushing the Medic away from pocket without alerting or attacking anyone first. You have to dash out from flanks or camp somewhere for that to happen though.Whenever you spot a fight is happening you simply shove pocket into your teammates, a Sentry sightline, off a cliff then focus on Medic. When you can isolate Medic near a wall or when you see him with near full Uber, then shove Medic away from pocket without alerting anyone.
>>563390491can't you do that with FaN but also deal damage to the medic as you're doing it
>>563369610You just don't appreciate the gameplay of tf2 and how that ties into the comic there.
>>563389182they gamble for unusuals, specially during seasonal updates
>>563358210Aiming is an optional minigame for Engineers
>>563391438>can't I just crouch fire the FaN to bully Medic?Yes but also there are some caveats to that. Follow up shot of FaN wouldn't be as accurate as Shortstop after target pushed away from you and gunfire noise would have a higher chance of alerting the pocket. You might as well burst pocket itself every time unless you can corner Medic up to a wall or off a cliff by a FaN shot.
>>563388575The TFC team was taking out the other teams one by one and they hired TF2 Medic to deal with Team Fortress so I imagine something happened to him when they fought the previous team, maybe he died or got badly injured
>>563388524A key is $2.50 (sometimes cheaper on the SCM) and trading it on a website like Backpack.tf gives you ~60 metal, which is more than enough to get a shit ton of craft cosmetics (for other cosmetics the price varies, can be worth about the same or more). It's a good method if you have a lot items in mind that you'd like to have>is there ever a situation where it *does* make sense to actually use a key to open a crate instead of just trading it?Lol no you're just throwing money away
>>563394187thats dissapointing that he gets killed off screen
>>563394634Can I trade away my unopened crates on these sites too then? Since they're taking up space in my inventory and the Steam marketplace deffo ain't buying them from me lmao
>>563394853backpack tf is the best site to sell them
>>563395529Okie thanks, just making sure they'd even be accepted lmao. Thanks again! :)
why is castaway full of lolicons and pedos nowadays? what happened?
>>563396389>why is TF2 full of lolicons and pedostake a guess
>>563396389Owner hates normal people and only accepts equally deranged people to play regulary on his server
