Previous: >>564347946>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Yaeno Muteki (3*), SSR Twin Turbo (Speed), SSR Ines Fujin (Guts)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m Medium/Right/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Racing Carnival>Schedule04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Admire Groove (3*), (SSR) Tokai Teio, Almond Eye, Eishin Flash, Dream Journey, Calstone Light O, Curren Bouquetd'or, Mihono Bourbon, Tamamo Cross, Stay Gold, Daiichi RubyNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>564368825Machitan love!
>>564368825>vandalized OP
>>564368906dead gaming industry theory
>>564368934It's not, go fuck yourself
For Taurus cup, how much stamina for late surger + 1 white recovery
I am really really hoping open is bumped up to A+I can finally have fun playing this game again if that's the case. I was constantly making A+ umas in Aoharu
>>564368825Mambo!
>>564368825Thank you Mambo you're a good guy.
>NOOOO DON'T PULL THE KAWAKAMI BANNER LIL BRO THINK ABOUT ALL THE USELESS CARDS YOU WILL GET>FINEMO IS GASLIGHT 35 SPECIALITY PRIORITY DOGSHIT CARD>JUST WAIT THE RERUN IN 4 MONTHS RETARD >EEHH WHY ARE YOU STILL STUCK AT S+ WHERE'S YOUR FINE MOTION?>WHY DID YOU NOT PULL THE FINE MOTION BANNER RETARDGWO
Matikanetannhauser
Been stuck on 169 for weeks, how do I unlock these?
>>564369019idk I just rolled umas I like4/11 plats isn't bad for a f2p with only KSB and creek mlb
>>564369019who are you quoting?
Much love for Machitan.
>new bread with 100 image slots left on the previous one?????
I think Sound of Earth has a nice voice
Mambo
>>564369019
>>564369019SS is easy even without FineMo though
>>564369047Tanuki Teio is the only time I can tolerate her.
>>564366141smooch
>>564369019I didnt pull for Fine Motion banner and got 2nd place last CM who cares about that shit card
>>564369019kek
>>564369079Cute Tannhauser
>>564369104>4chan v>it's a vg postI hate normies so much it's unreal, there is a difference.
>>564368825Based mamboposter
Daily reminder that if you don't roll for Cheerleader King you are GAY.
vg is actually better than reddit or any other place, haku forker and sweepy dev is from here. even the og uag forker is from here
>>564369067explode||i would also be on ~4 plats by now with any amount of luck but i have the most horrendously dogshit group A finals luck known to man. aquarius was my 1st and only platinum||
>>564369019I did tell you to roll for Finemo thoughtever
>>564369185I did, and now all of you need to be impressed by it otherwise I kill myself
>>564369215She is, just have to remember to let her loose once in a while.
>>564369292>|| ||
>>564369269She looks retarded here, I might actually skip Kingu because of this
>>564369274>hakuGood thing>sweepyAwful thing and he's a fraud
can we add uma.guide to the op
>>564369269Tell me why King sweats in both the unique animations
>>564369274>he doesn't know both of them are vfcord...
>>564369092sometimes you just gotta nuke the jp schizos
>>564369349im pretty sure they post here way before anything in vf you just needed to pay attention
>>564369269But I'm proud to reign as King Gaylo, though.
>>564369297Witchud was the one saying you should skip the Kawakami banner and wait the 2nd rerun
>||
>>564369402>>564369297kill yourself
>>564369292>||Fuck off tranny
>>564369349even chrono genesis was posted here before vf troons knew about it. i suspect the dev is from here too. the scrims in here is also much much harder which makes us the most powerful uma group of all time
>>564369319i barely used 4chan before global made me an /uma/ regular and for the life of me i still can't figure out what the correct way to spoiler text is. every website i see says something different for how to spoiler text and somehow they're all wrong
it seems the stam requirement for CM13 isnt as huge as i expected.a pace chaser with 850 stam, 500 guts, 900 wits + 1 gold heal, radiant star will still be able to tank 2 gold stam debuff just fine, and still can duel for the almost the entire final straightpeople running Xoguri will probably bring dominator as well, meaning there wont be as many stam debuff as it should, if not only 1. this should mean 800 stam and a gold heal is the requirement overall. people in roommatches also skim abit due to guts and radiant star
You cntrl + s it you dweeb.
>>564369492just highlight the text and hit ctrl s lil bro
>>564369492ey whats your tag bby
>>564369487>which makes us the most powerful uma group of all timeThis is straight up delusional /uma/ (and all the other 4chan communities like /vm/a or /umaJP/) are at best, stronger than average and have massive populations of shitters. Strongest is laughable, strongest is unironically stuff like the VFCord where everyone is a whale and plays this game 16 hours a day.
>vg vs cord tribalfaggotry over an anime horse gamevery embarrassing, I hope you're just shitposting because I refuse to believe that someone is that autistic.
>VFcord accusations were factually true
>>564369560>>564369567>phonefagggs
limited time quest: brick 2 runs
explain || to me, I don't go to other troon spaces that much
>>564369492Get 4chanx or a browser on your phoneOr you can see how to do it herehttps://4chan.org/rules
>>564369652it's how you mark spoilers on discordthe worst thing to ever happen to the internet is the invention of the smartphone
>>564369652I think its the discord shit to spoiler I think
>>564369492>>564369627Read the rules and learn to spoiler or go kick rocks>>>/out/>>>/vm/>>>/trash/>>>/reddit/
>>564369603the people in vf cord pumps out 17k rated umas on average and have 0 idea on how to code. their edge is limited to only whaling.
>>564369429Which one is witchud? Seriru is witgod for global, right? If we are talking about him, he does give good advice in simple and concise videos. But he does it from a jp meta standpoint and always thinking like f2p, he doesn't understand that global is developing in a different way.Finemo is fantastic right now and waiting for her was a mistake for anyone who did, unless they really could not afford it, then it is okay>>564369492Like in the old forums you type and close it with a / like this [spoilerSLASH]
>>564369652Discord/uma/cord when?
>>564369492you are making us kitaCHADS look bad
>>564369716>kick rocksThey may be newfags but you're a disgusting zoomer.
>>564369104https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556654586/#556674785 Are these guys still here
>>564369734This is so evil....
>>564369768You think the newchads aren't zoomers?
>>564369634I stopped doing those ever since MANT started. I can't do 10 runs in 6 days.
>>564369720This is cope, the average person here is not even making UGs, probably not even getting SS. You vastly underestimate the sheer amount of shitters here because the top 1% of this community does well. /uma/ wouldn't even beat something like r/umamusumegame. There's levels to tryharding
>Finemo is used extensively for MANT and Grand Live but you should totally skip her bro
>>564369768of course the 30+ y/o likes rice. weirdo
>>564369878Yes, I will never take advice from a Oguri tranny or a NTR tranny
>>564369870>/uma/ wouldn't even beat something like r/umamusumegameneed I remind you of the Tribes match?https://youtu.be/urfADUE22zAgod I'm old
>>564369870the average poster here is 30 years old bwo, wed beat any other age group
>>564369558no one's bringing stam debuffs because xoguri exists and there's no point
>>564369878>Wait to roll for Finemo on the Rerun with Maru Speed
>>564369949Nobody cares about Oguri since her 777 is not a carryover. CM13 is all about fronts and you can AND should fuck them over by bringing Nice Natures.
>>564369919Ahhh back when /v/ was good, those were the days. and then when /v/ got nuggets of good again they nuked claude and /v/ma off the map, fucking bastards
>>564369789>>MLB Tachyon and SMaruProbably not long after those banners
>>564369019think with your own head
>>564369734
I might have been bricking myself by following seriru's schedule
>>564369751>spoilerClubs already have some so desu there's no reason to not have one imo
Digitan LOVE
>>564370029>CM13 is all about fronts>on the track with a long last straight backliner dueling will rape fronts and you know it
>>564370112UG really is a meme
>>564369870Both Reddits are awful at the game, VFcord is the strongest community but /uma/ isn't that far behind desu
What even brings the tourists here? There's nothing worthwhile on offer here except gaslighting and ERP and the occasional rooms
>>564370121>make a cord>all the avatarfag trannies join>they sweet talk leadership>get into mod positions and shit up the placei can see it happen
>>564370112it doesn't matter how many races you do past like 25 as long as you can get 8+ rainbows every summer
>>564370112Seriru told you to skip Riko, Kawakami and Topro
>>564369768>uncs bragging about their lives stagnating and still browsing 4chan in their 30sIt's not even funny. I feel physical disgust towards you
Seriously though why do VFcord seatrannies love coming here if they're oh so supeiror
>they dont know all their tools are made by people who post here
>>564370029yes front is strong but stam debuff wont work that well against them. murmur will hit, but radiant star will cover it. Murmur meanwhile is just too far away. you are dealing with a front runner that triggers both angling + redshift. even late surger savvy with double circle cant reach them, unless your debuffers can push pretty high during mid races.in the end, dominator is the strongest and the most consistent debuff
>>564370231>>564370265I come here to torment jp faggotsI don't even use discord
Can you get squids in MANT for Neicha's career?
Charles won btw
cute Transcendhttps://x.com/suzuma555/status/2046777466027737319?s=20
>I come here to torment jp faggotsSo it was all a schizo falseflag? Who would've guessed
>>564370431My bro is cute...
>>564370384>pigs out on Riko and Rice
>>564369870
>>564370317oops i meant all seeing eyes, but yeah nice nature worked terribly back in unity medium CM, the same as it is for MANT medium roommatches so farfront runners will definitely has a gold recovery to back them up like using suzuka speed card on Vbourbon. the whales who dont care about the gold heal will just rape you with UG statlines meanwhile
Throughout heaven and earth, she alone is the starry one
vf doesnt have a single S+ club, their best club is catflip and uma party, charles and the mods of the cord dont even play the game if you check their playcounts. ralkos moggs all of them in terms of spending. and we even have top eden botters in here. /uma/ is the most powerful of all time.
>>564369019this picture makes me feel sad because whenever an uma is inadequate it's exclusively a torena issue and it makes me think i failed somehow
>>564370561Are you not embarrassed by the shit you write anon
Post browns in these dire times.
Lol, /uma/ insecure
>>564370561>mfw i posted this
>>564370561
>>564370561didn't ask
>>564370601
>>564370627I play the game as a f2p and my clocks are still at 900+Wtf is this retard doing with his whale deck?
whats up with Kris, whats she like? is she for you?
>>564370705same, I play the game once a day and I still have 1000 clocks
>>564370691brown wife
>>564370705If you dont do you dailies you dont get clocks and also wasting clocks on score chasing and those esports uma leagues
>>564370549I'm really proud of you
Is this the fabled bottom 1 thread lf all time
Shin Emperor is going to race in Spring Tenno Shohttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/2046828400179139058?s=20
if /uma/ is badwhy is every practice room in Final A++ difficulty?let me win some
>>564370761man what the diddyblud is vodka wearing
>>564370705The SEAtranny skipped MANT in JP so he's basically worthless as a resource when it comes to this scenario and it shows
>best time to ruin threads is when the indonesians get out of school and bring up sloppas
>>564370731she's very autistic>>564370750you know it
>>564370731She is there for a mission, talks in a weird way, acts kinda autistic, loves water and (You) help her to fit better in Tracen. Also brown sexo and she is part of big water
>>564370781I can't read most of it, so it might be down there
>>564370812No you must fight my Oguri Double Dominator Hybrid team until you get a victory
>>564370812uma is badexcept for the 5 dudes to goes to rooms
>>564370731Autistic brown sexo
>>564370112oguri shits out Ug regardless of your schedule, innate nimble + strongest career unique + best possible stat aptitudes makes it virtually impossible to have a bad career score
>>564370874The REAL golden child of the symboli clan their strongest branch and hard carries the spechud clan.
>>564370914One day I will have a clean win against my /uma/ room rival..
Am I the only one who thought VFcord was just a boogeyman until now
I am from VFcord. I am screencaping all your posts right now and posting them.
>>564370997is nimble nav really that good?
>>564371081It's an acceleration that works regardless of style and positioning.
>>564370950can you share this flowchart
>>564370872Nice
>>564371110
>>564371081it's the best unbrocking cope
>>564370997it's a huge consistency boost, you're not super reliant on the accel but avoiding being blocked is huge for guaranteeing wins with your unique
>>564371023you need to join VFcord to get the best borrow parents unironically
I'm going to miss the OF memes...
>>564371161meant for >>564371081
>>56437102399.9% of the cord posters in /uma/ are from A+ ~ S clubsSweepydev is from Eden
I love cuck art
You will never ever beat an @VF
you guys forgetting chrono genesis is from here? the db that mogged umadb out of existance?
>>564371324I did like half a dozen times between all the CMs
>>564371130>so fat that she gets two boxes to fill
>>564371081>how do I lose races when I'm 300 speed and power above the rest of the fuckersRush and stam out, which NN doesn't fix, or get brocked and die, which NN does fix.
we have multiple full platinum title winners in /uma/
dickanon should join almondlove as the new dancho
I rewatched boane and like fuji more now, shame I watched it after her alt banner was done
>>564371362was it? I HATE /uma/ now
>>564371474That's not even true
>>564371362STOP DOXXING ME
>>564371435Oh, yeah, I can see thatWill ask chart anon if that was intended
>>564371474Name 1 anon who's won every cm
>>564371130context on fenomeno here?
>>564371572probably raikotaiko
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>564371665it is brown hours fr
>>564371362We love Chrono Genesis here!
>>564371572i got 2nd in taurus because i didn't know what i was doing
>>564371771Then you won the rest yes?
>>564371583iirc it's because of her rivalry with Gold Ship
>>564371130Why can't I find Marvy on this chart?
Is that proto Stego?
>>564371362
I had a gay dream last night. I blame you faggots for this.
>>564371854
>>564372063Very nice, thank you for funding the game
>>564371913Because not every character is on the list yetChart Anon said he will update it this week, but I do not know if Marvelous will be included in the update
Makween said that blowjobs are overrated and beneath her. What's a blowjob?
>>564372036avoiding accountability in one self is a pretty woman thing to do, which is also kinda faggy
>>564372036One of us! One of us!
>>564372063Thank Ralkos
the hardcore grubbers probably have 100% wr in umamusume
Finally I can post in a good thread.
>>564372317Rice sex.
>Go to /uma/>Browns arguing about VF>Go to /v/ma>Browns arguing about uma pubes and MCR>Go to /vmg/a >1 post a day desert>Go to um/a/>Not even there anymore, completely dead>Go to /umaJP/>nuanced discussion.Come home
>>564372317Sex Rice.
>>564372180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZcI37YaY50She thinks Blow my gale isn't her type of song
https://x.com/biri_EX/status/1954151159947817360?s=20
>>564372317Rice should be my personal onahole
>>564372346>>564372393stop thinking about sex
>>564372384But /umaJP/ doesn't want global babs to shit up their threads with discussion about global uma.
>>564372446yes... one must DO sex instead.
>>564372446Rice is so sexy though?
>>564372476Why did Totopo get kicked?)
>>564372196So you admitted it
>>564372501Very much so.
>>564372446Sex with rice so brutal it leads to her death
>>564372535plenty of openly gay guys in this thread, there's nothing to "admit"
>>564368825Maybe if Cyjews give out free 10 pulls every banner alot more people get to pull these umas
You guys are really bored, huh?
Why does this VILLAIN have to be so sexy?
>>564372524Casualty from the /uma/ Lynch mob
discord being obsessed with this place is kinda hilarious, is it because this is Witgod land or what
>>564368825Lemon Topping~
>>564372535It's straight as long as you are the top, Currenxis
>>564372681villains are for motherhood redemption
the top jiggies players are from /uma/
>no Oguri in cm rooms >ayabe wins hands down no contest >Oguri in the cm rooms>sixth-seventh Pain
>>564372681She's a hero
>>564372568Rice butt on my face.
>>564372417horse tail can't do that
>>564372713only /vg/ uma shill that gaslighter here. He's regarded as a shitter anywhere else.
>>564372384>arguing about uma pubesAnd this is bad how?
>>564372713The VF cord does not give a shit about us, this is a falseflag
>>564372417uma rape
>>564372681
>>564372810and incidentally /uma/ is the best place.... curioux
>>564372795but uma tails canIt's even talked about in (iirc) Yamanin Zephyr's career
>>564372854!?
i didnt roll for fm yet my sweepy is still sweeping. turns out you dont need to be a metafag to play this game.
>>564372736I don't think that how that works but if it lets you sleep at night
it is literally impossible to make an ace if your uma doesn't have A on mile and med, MANT blows
if i never had gay dreams that means im confirmed straight?
would you lick the fleshy base part of an uma's tail?I would
>>564372991yes
>>564372971It means you're bi in denial.
>>564372991Why is she so fat?
>>564372854me on the left
>>564373045hi
>>564373045uid?
>>564372854Wtf, actually cute.
Maya is also very sexy
Can we not do this
Good milening!
>>564373101I'm doing that
>>564373143whats this pose called
>>564373101Nyo
>>564372835dont you remember the anon sending the stamp to VF. himself
Can you guys stop shilling vf or witgod, they're like most entry level baby gacha players in existence.
>>564369019I was very new to the game when that banner came out. I spent 200 pulls on the Nishino Flower banner, because I started playing around that time. Because of that, I only had enough carats for 167 pulls for Finemo. So I only have Finemo on uncap lvl 3. Man I was fucking clueless back then.
>>564373143I'll be pulling for this mile autist when she eventually comes out.
>>564373040I've been telling the cafeteria staff to cook with more butter and lard
>>564373204
feels good to be a gacha gamer
>>564373204Based, lard's fucking great.
>>564373143Stupid fucking idiot
wow...
>>564373335Now post the blue stars Dober...
>>564373143ohamile!
>>564372417just let torena's fake tail go and act normal, dumb digitan
>>564373382you do know this is a hteful symbol right
>>564373372I don't wanna
>>564371130am I retarded because I can't find Supa Creek
>>564373464yes!
>>564373467You’re really pissing me off
>>564373492Kita wouldn't do this
>>564373464How small?
>>564373487She is not there
>>564373189>S1you're entry level baby
>>564371560jp anon here, it is intended, Mirako is super lazy but will work hard and be motivated when her trainer cheers for her, she gets embarrassed and that makes her want to live up to her trainer expectations
>>564373620anon... >>564371818
that chart needs a will have sex with you section
>>564373671the chart is that section
>>564373189What is the game on the right?
>>564373671the whole chart it's already that
Umamusume
What should I spend my my CP on after I buy all the limited carnival shop stuff with it
Lore accurate RTTT Ayabe
>>564373734Pretty
>>564373734Nyo
>>564373758Sho
>>564373750Spend your WHAT
>>564373734are born to run
>>564373750sashes
>>564373708Goddess of Victory Nikke
>>564373770Kinen
Hashire hashire
>>564373846Hai
>>564373842Lewd tummy
At least the dude’s honest…
Last turnSpeed, right?
>>564373820So Kikuka sashes? I have 1000+ in everything else
>>564373752End closer will have a hard time hitting MPB in Taurus without really good midrace velocity skills since the window of activation is too short
>>564373972Speed
>>564373972what's 1138 + 21 + 10? that will give you your answer
>>564373972yeppers
>>564373972last race and final rewards is +30 all and you need 60 more speed so yeah
>>564373972you only lose like what? 10-ish overcap speed?do it
>>564373839Nishino kisses my tip
Cygames own us a proper Kingu valentines event
>>564373907Stakes
>>56437402969 haha
>>564374128haha nice
Wait a fucking minuteIf I already run Dober and Ryan as parents do i even need to borrow Sirius Symboli for From the Brink?
Are there any G2s or G3s that give extra stats or should I always pick one that has the rival if there are no G1s
>>564374238Pick the one with rival
taurus915012419150124191501241
>>564374238there are
>>564374001ye
>>564374237You get rushed into 5th place and now you have to gamble on OYL, or you can gamble on OYL and From the Brink
>>564374237there is no situation where you need to borrow Sirius Symboli for From the Brink
>>564374187Topro looks weird with her forehead covered
>>564374238You need certain G2s and G3s to obtain epithets, but those typically only give +5 to two stats so your usually better off running rival races.
>>564374307>>564374317Who do I trust
>Ug xoguri with beyond, angling, barcarole, u=ma, corner recovery, hydrate and triple 7what exactly am i supposed to bring to counter this?
>>564374435Both are being truthful, there are ones with stats but a rival hint is much more important than +5 to two random stats.
>>564374435you read the original source, learn, and trust only yourself
>>564374435just pick the rival or the style you want
>>564374435Me
What does Vivlos want to fuck torecchi so much?
>>564374435No one, not even yourself.
the rival correspond to what skill you get (real)
should I use a golden crystal to mlb nishido power SR?
>>564374535Thats how they do it in Dubai
>>564374589lmao use it on Windy, Marvelous, Tachyon.
>>564374692I already have those mlbguts ayabe is at lb2no other SRs I care about
>>564374791If you are going to mlb SSR tachyon, just do whatever you want. If not wait for the SR pasa
>>564371019He's my rival actually
>>564374535It's what her mom taught her, in fact, in the three sisters' story, there are times where she pushes her daughters to spend time alone with their trainers. It’s like she’s hunting for grandkids
>>564374791The Marv SSR is better than Nishino so I don't see why you would MLB it
She only has 1 G1 win. She does not matter. But I would still fuck her senseless.What loser horse do you want to fuck?
My whole life is bricked without Bright
>>564374919to run both, of course
When I wake up without Bright I want to go back to sleep
>>564374919Not trueBetter prio and better training stats and a free charming event on a two event chainNishino is better unless you need F&F
>>564374589save for pasa sr or vega sr
>>564374938her friend is my loser horse wife
I am trustworthy , loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.
>>564374938>She only has 1 G1 win>Only 1 G1 win>loser horseI don't think you fully grasp how prestigious even a single G1 is.
>>564374994Ricutey
>>564374938My 7x debut racer Royce!
>>564374938I think this game might be warping your perception of what makes a good horse
>>564375086rickey
>>564374938don't fuck your student
>>564375115everything's relative
>>564375093>>564375138rickey!!
>>5643749383000 new horses race in the JRA each year. Winning a classic G1 makes you top 0.5%Winning a Grand Prix or senior G1 .makes you a top 0.01%
>>564375092I tend to wonder how it would be possible to balance the game so in career it's normal to lose attempts at G1s and you need to strategize around running G2s instead as a risk/reward consideration without the incentive sliding into just gamba G1s and quitting and restarting if you don't win them
>>564375187
>>564375018You're not clicking on Pwr so prio isn't important and you get more initial stats with Sunday, she is better for MANT.>>564374949I don't think it's worth running both, there's really nothing to spend gold crystals on other than Ayabe, if Gutsmaxxing becomes good for Mile or Sprint CM and Pasa if you don't have a 2nd Speed SSR
>>564375239
>>564375115People forget that Tracen is basically a one-percenter academy. Not necessarily in terms of wealth but in terms of talent. Even in the girls' careers, going to Tracen is seen as a huge accomplishment; everyone their is either cream of the crop or has the potential to be. Tracen is not a place for losers (except Urara.)
>>564375050stupid horse
>>564375268rickeCUTEy
When you win a G1, you are the best of that very moment and that is all that matters
Don't fuck your trainees.
>>564375315>(except Urara.)Don't forget Double Jet. Never won a G1 or G2.
>>564375365what if I put a ring on her first
>>564375315>theirIt's almost 3:30 AM, I should sleep.
>>564375365I was raped by my trainee Fuku and nobody believed me.
>>564375365Fuck your trainees.
>>564375414Then that's not fucking, that's making love.
>>564375424Fuku's too schizo to rape anything
>>564375365ah yeah, surely I can't stop a monster that is easily 5 times stronger than me, sure
>>564375242i click on power quite often when my wit and speed are capped
>>564375387One day it will be possible to field an Urara-BikoPe-Turbo teamOr more realistically a Natie-BikoPe-Turbo team
next thread will be better
>>564375553Thats a lot of coffee
>>564375365horse girl poon was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>564375387He won a G3 though, the All Comers Stakes. He won it wonderfully too, I highly suggest watching it.>Known for running full speed out the gate and gassing out>Rest of the pack hangs back thinking the same thing will happen yet again>Turbo just runs away with the lead and wins ithttps://youtu.be/dhthXS_Kjug?si=ArIkC4Fhowhgm4jT
I need to go to bubbly land
>>564375492Unity was so sovlful with these team animations... MANT is a slop trash poor excuse of a new scenario
If you fuck four of the trainees on your team, you get the Four Horseman epithet
>>564375639mant was a relatively rushed scenario since it was released earlier than it was supposed to due to grand live being delayed and the mechanics of mant being easier to implement
>>564375639here have another
>>564375616Tahbo's wins were a thing of beauty. His times were good, but nothing extraordinary. The other horses completely misjudged their pacing because of his meme style. Shame there's none of his bloodline left.
>>564375683Nice try Mejiros
Desuwa!
>>564375683You mean the Four Heavenly Queens?
I'm kinda bored of this long ass gutsmaxxing scenario, what's next? And will it take under an hour to run a scenario?
Getting raped by an umamusumeNo charges can be brought against them because they come from a prestigious familyStudying hard to become a trainer to overcome your traumaGetting picked up by Tracen Academy due to your elite skills and knowledgeBeing assigned to train the umamusume who raped you
>>564376143>what's nextaoharu except worse>And will it take under an hour to run a scenario?yeah since we'll be abandoning runs if we fail to 80% all of our cards before classic
>>564376162しょうがないね
>>564376143>gutsno one with a brain is running guts on long or medium CM
did all the browns go to sleep or are we still on brown hours?
>>564376162Ramonu...
>>564376226>we'll be abandoning runs if we fail to 80% all of our cards before classicAren't we already doing that?
>>564376143It only gets worse. People think GL will save us, but it makes everything so much more painful.
>>564376296You say that as if every Anglo country isn't already infested with browns.
>>564376296Americans are awake
MANT and GM are by far the two best scenarios
>>564373660well this just tells me chart anon doesn't play the game, and only vibe made it
>>564376385no one has ever talked about the gameplay of GM so I'm inclined to agree
>>564376143>this nigger still thinks gutsmaxxing isn't a gaslight
>>564376272I've been making miles and sprints lately, only deviated from my 4 guts 2 wit deck for longs, still need to work on better mediums tho, haven't really touched medium since I started this scenario>MediumYour recoveries? 1200 guts can probably just brute force a 2000m anyway. Don't quote me on that>>564376226I just wanna run 10 careers and get 150 gibbs without grinding 10+ gameplay hours
>>564376385JP nearly halved their playerbase because of those b2b scenario
>>564376449>1200 guts can probably just brute force a 2000m anyway.the point is that it's easier to maxx out spd with a kita/ntr + wit + skill card deck
>>564376415???I think you missed my point
>>564376425?? Idk what you mean, You don't need stamina for mile or sprint. Scenario ends you with ~600 anyway. So if you can get 1200/600/1000-1200/1200/1000 why wouldn't you?
>>564376449guts gets you stats but you miss out on like 150 from never clicking wit and you have no golds because the guts cards are all shit and/or no one has more than one SSR
>>564376510i mean wit not spd
>>564376564Because 600 extra Guts is not better than good gold skills
Can i gutsmaxx CM14
>>564376575>you have no goldstru, but I like trying to make stats big.>>564376589Does max wit really have that much edge on 800-1000?
Do debuffers need stamina? I read people are purposely griefing their debuffer stats to keep them in the back.
>>564376656on fronts and pace especially. >>564376692Most people are retarded and run hybrid that won't win anyway or just run late + dom. Run end closer debuffer with end savvy, strategist (optional goodie), intense gaze and hestitant front/pace (late and end are optional nice to haves for the occasional lucky late/end). Just aim for 1200 wit and get whatever else on stats (600 on the rest is normal for mant anyway), they will chill in 6-9 in most lobbies while still being able to hit intense gaze.
>>564376692keeping your dominators in 5th-6th will fuck up the chances for any lates or ends to win, so you want power and wit but not speed so they can fall off fast to use dominator
>>564376692>Do debuffers need stamina?No, and it doesn't matter. You don't need to consciously keep your stam low. Run your debuffers as end closer.
>>564376640I don't have good speed ssr's so I don't really get golds anyway. I could try that welfare shakur for this end runner, I guess. But basically, I don't think I could get good enough power with only speed cards, and if I use power cards, then I don't get good enough speed or wit. Meanwhile with guts I get 3 stats off 1 training. It's a work in progress, capping speed isn't super hard, though it doesn't often happen. I got super close to having a perfect run with Daiwa capping speed, power and guts but it wasn't a run with particularly amazing summers, so she's 60 short on speed and 60 short on power. Also only 2 golds lmao, Radiant star and Coner connoisseur
How good is Brian's alt?I heard that pace chasers don't become good on Long until she comes out. But does that mean only she is good or her inherit/skills inheritance make others good too? I'm definitely rolling for her
>>564377146it would probably be easier to just look at her skills than ask people who haven't looked at them
>>564377029>>564377048i think running them as end closer is pointless unless you get intense gaze, because you still fuck up lates/ends by potentially denying 5th or 6th slots, and you'll eventually fall into position to use dominator anyway, or you are behind them in which case you can use dominator anywaythat way, even if you miss the wit check on dominator, you're still denying late or end aces
>>564377146her potential 5 gold is an accel for long
No time left, how do I build a pace chaser for this cm?
>>564377383don't
>>564377271Sorry I'm a lazy cunt hoping I could get away with being a lazy cuntAlright I guess I'll go look it up myself>>564377341Yeah I noticed, I wonder she is the first time that skill is included in the game and that's why
>>564377417>is this the first time the skill is introducedThis information is easily available on gametora, the website you are already on. Figure it out
I saw people say "you can run anything in the Dahby, red shift equals the playing field, just run your oshi" but that it the most bullshit thing I have ever read.Imagine if you are a pace chaser player and you just get dominated by the other positions with actual good accels PLUS red shift. Diminishing returns on accels my ass, pace chasers can't even get to the 0.5/0.6 to make it diminishing returns
>>564377582bwo's oshi is pace chaser the uma
>>564377582but that's for end closers not pace chasers
>>564377663Ends always have the possibility of having strong enough mid to get into the 5-6 for accelsPace chasers don't have that option besides getting lucky and getting first which is much much difficult
>>564377582But I'm a pace chaser player and my oshi is xmas oguri. Oshi pvp dictates that you run your oshi with 2 debuffers for max winrate.
>>564377768late surgers have more mid-race and have more accels, this only worked for golshi during the first CM because this was not the case
Nothing beats getting lucky, you know.
Guts is Speed
>>564377582You can inherit festive miracle you know pacebro
>>564378113Me and who
>>564378154That's me and Ayabe.
Ayabe sloppy kisses
>>564378212Imagine the smell trapped inside her bodysuit
Where do you guys buy your uma cosplay props? What kind of panties should I wear under?
first time since release that I've flatlined todayI'm shorry.... mant is just so bad...
When do we get 10 borrows
>>564378470Safety shorts are canon to all Uma musume
>>564378513sorry but i have to kick you
>>564378527>10runs of MANT a day
>>564378560>10 borrows + full auto on buffed URA>Godlike parents
Donkey musumes
>>564378792will our ANTI HERO Chadmire Terra have donkey ears
>>564374938ikuno dictus sextus
>>564369492CUTIE SPOTTED CUTIE CUTIE CUTIE LICK LICK LICK PERO PERO PERO THIS ONE'S MINE STAY AWAY FROM HIM
>>564378792
Is the 40 stat thing on skipping G1 a single stat train or sum of them all up? including skill points?
>>564378792>i don't need affection>nyoooo stay with me right fucking now?
>>564379108you skip a g1 on something like 100+ stats I think
>>564379108it is a made up number and also heavily depends on the g1the takarazuka kinen is not as valuable as the derby
>>564379157>>564379183What about G2/G3?
>>56437402967
>mr and ms cock ball
>>564379208entirely skippable on a good training, they're there just for shop points
>>56437920840 stats sum it all up
>>564379208if your shop has garbage and you don't need points, train
I was taught the game by /uma/ posters instead of sloptubers, predict how many platinums I have
>ignoring the spDamn globalbabs STILL don't know how to play MANT
>>564379392still 0
>>564379392Every old players should have at least 1 at this point
>hitting ss regularly now>have done nothing newI dont get this game at all man
How can I get a trainer bf that treats me like his trainee? I am male
There is rarely training for enough to skip 100 shop coins
>>564379108a g1 gives+5 to a random stat (unaffected by RB)+12 on a win to a random stat (affected by RB)i don't remember the SP, like 40 base? anyway, you can roughly value SP at 1/3 of a stat if you use a green skill with 1 hint as the basis (180 SP for 60 stats), so another ~13 statsif it's part of an epithet, you're either losing +10 or +15 to 2 stats for g1 exclusive epithets, it's not an exact number you can attribute to a single race because you can then skip other g1s in the same epithet without the "penalty"g1s have a guaranteed rival with a corresponding skill hint (possibility of being useless) or +5 to 2 stats
>>564379551I would gladly->I am maleNevermind
>>56437910840 stat in general is kinda ass. its like sub 25 main stat and 15 sub stat
>>564379551There's another board for that kind of stuffI will see you there cutie
>>564379582>anyway, you can roughly value SP at 1/3 of a stat if you use a green skill with 1 hint as the basis (180 SP for 60 stats)Please rethink this in 5 minutes
>>564379551you mean..... an /uma/bf?
>>564379392I got Taurus (my sign) and it's the only one that matters so idc about the rest
>>564377582redshift + moving past gambling is the way. If your oshi is pace then run 2 other front, if your oshi is late/end then run 2 other late/end. it's that easy.
>>564379815it's just to give a rough idea, in reality SP is far more valuable and that's pretty much the floor of the raw value when compared to stats
>>5643793926? Taurus is free, Gemini is free, Leo is free because of Aoharu, Libra is free because NSM, Scorpio is free if you have Suzuka, Capricorn is free if you didn't fall for triple pace, Pisces is free Assuming you got unlucky once then 6 sounds about right.
Uma bf
>>564379461>>564379524>>564379857>>564379974I got gaslighted a couple times but it has not been that bad
>>564379993WOULD
>>564380002Congratulation piggy-sama
>>564379974Aquarius was also free if you had Falco
>>564380002Impressive you are winning more than the wit retard being shilled in /uma/
guys, another Uma gravure dropped https://x.com/i/status/2046837768358355414
>>564379524
>>564380002I have 3 plats and have completely missed out on 2 finals from not playing
I think I'm starting to like hearing my trainee cry from racing four turns in a row.
>>564380142>expecting another horse photobook>3dpd
>>564379993damn okay!!
>>564380212>starting to like hearing my trainee cry
>>564369492>i barely used 4chan beforeYou mean you NEVER used 4chan before. Why don't you newfags just own up to being newfags instead of doing this "umm I barely browse this site but i was totally here" or "ackshually I've been posting since 2008 but I don't know the most basic stuff" obvious cap.
jiggies
>>564380347but I've been here since accelspammer got banned on /a/....
>>564380347>you newfags>doesn't even randomize his filenameslol, lmao
>>564378845He better get them
At this point /uma/ needs a /trash/ slutposting general
>>564380142>>564380217would the uma version be a gravure book?
>>564380562you just want an excuse to post your dick dont you
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO ENABLE SHADER MODS IN UMA MUSUME? LIKE IN FINAL FANTASY PLEASE IVE ASKED THIS MANY TIMES
>>564379185I need to sniff those Twin Tails and Twin Peaks
>>564379993
>>564369492it's spoiler and if you were in web forums before you will know you have to repeat the tag again with a / before the spoiler to close it, BUT I know you weren't, you're a cute youngling zoom zoom, it kinda makes me glad we still get actual newfriends in 4chan coming from other places. I usually only see turbo old fags being recycled from other boards.
>>564380609I dont need a /trash/ thread to do that
>>564380773don’t call me cutei’m a grown man
>>564380759kitaboy CUTE?
>>564380759post more uma musuko
>>564380792well? I'm waiting.
Getting Medium S with a Maru parent is going to be painful...
>>564379993>>564380759>male umas>ugly moids instead of a cute kissable boysDie
And then the boys kiss each other
almondHATE
>>564379993I wonder why they went with "cute" as Teio's main appeal when the real horse was known for being incredibly handsome
Start lusting after musume again
>>564380869cuuuute
so how did almondlove turn from beloved cosplay club into sweaty nigger club?
>>564380869I want to rub Taishin’s fat ears
>>564378792>>564380869Donkeh
>>564380968wdym
What do you do if the game gives you multiple speed rainbows multiple times after you exit senior summer with 1050 speed on non-G1 turns?
>>564381091they kicked people before month end
>>564381046>top 3 all part of my favoritesnyooooooooticing
>>564381134no anon... dancho left
>>564380842RIce and Tickezo, please get along better with your grandma...
>>564381134They left on their own even leaving goodbye messages wdym
Torena IRL looks like this???
>>564381096If you have the 3 master cleats you should have for the finals just do the math accounting for the +78 speed youre going to get
>>564381134I didn’t see anyone get kickedPeople just left without saying stufd
I love rabbit ears
>>564381245Japanese are small you know
>>564381151earmaxxer....
>>564381245is that actually the owner?
Aside from the lack of Medium S, what is my Princess lacking?I need to make a third ace still, so I'm hoping she's at least workable
>>564381046Ok where does Admire Groove rank on this now
>>564381313mnnngggg...ayabe...
two weeks...
>>564381369that's the one you're questioning?
>>564381417>admire terror 2nd fav
>>564381417ovr hero admire terra will RAPE fraud du nord
>>564381417i was wondering why Croix wasn't going to the derby then i remembered how the dahby worked
>>564381475that's just predicted odds
>>564381417this is Terra's year
finally got an S+, bwos....still not CM worthy but the fact that it's neicha who gave me my first S+ is enough to make me goslingAlso, sounds like there is a different voice line for the results screen. Does anyone here know what she said?
>>564381046>donkeymusume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
>>564381417surely BITCH emperor finally wins this time
>>564381253So just ignore the speed megarainbows? Even though it gives you huge power too?
>>564381532get into a habit of reseting
>>564381397cute donkey..
the event requiring you brick two runs gives me an excuse to run URA for my daily today and tomorrowsorry not sory
>>564381417Reminder that this week we will have 3 G2s and 3 G1s (all G1s are in Hong Kong)
>>564381532nice my first S+ was neicha too
>>564381687It's actually a nice excuse to play on URA/Unity to read your new umas' storiesI'm doing Chiyo next
>>564381760were u able to catch what she said on the post-career screen? her giggle was so fucking cute that i hate myself for not paying attention enough to realize she had a different voice line
>>564381687what you you mean, forcing you to brick runs?
>>564381852The two races force you to skip Osaka Hai so you can't get the triple crown bonus
>>564381662very
>>564381852you don't skip osaka hai
>>564380837You want me to post it again? Finehttps://gofile.io/d/SgY1KC
>>564381909I need a new dose doc
oh god
>>564381840sorry it was last week so no clue, let's get her to S+ again
>>564381901we need more big eared umas in this thread, actually
I want to redeem Taishin from the voucher and pull for Mr CBTThoughts?
we get it bro your cock is huge and you can felate yourself. please respect other cocklets here.
What's the comedic value derived from posting a penis on a honse racing mobile game thread?
>>564382113I saw this one posted on x earlier and she looks cool but they nerfed her ears...
>>564381909I prefer smaller ones
>>564382115I feel like coming out as an end closer main is like coming out as gay, doesn't make sense and in a different time I'd beat your ass until you became a straight pace main but I'll support you.
>>564382192isn't that the ulala artist
>>564382192>draws face properly>scribble everything elseart really has fallen huh
>>564382148penises are inherently funny
>>564382192atleast they didn't nerf her......... hair
>>564382253I don't get it
>>564369345because she is a disgusting oervert who wants (you) to lick it off of her so she has an excuse to get riled up and rape (youl because of it
You guys think there is an uma out there that will get an abortion?
>>564382306That's because you're a woman
>>564382365No but Ryan's mom should've
>stubGlad I filtered it the link
>>564382365nyope. you can't overwrite their inherent need to carry their loved one's babies.why do you think a bunch of torenas go missing for a fee months after their respective trainee graduates?
>>564382365Curren gets abortions regularly
>>564382306uid?
*Gives you +30 Energy and Playtime's Over!*
>>564382384Ugh. This is why men...!
>>564382118Anon asked
>every time you end fuku's chain early you're denying her the opportunity to have closure over the death of her sister and remember the good timesshe deserves better...
>>564382401dont say that....
>>564382543I always imagine Dober acting like this but she's blushing all over and thinking of all the lewdest things after facing away
>>564381745my sickly golden gen jobber can't be this seductive
>>564382527I HATE CURREN
>>564381417GO FULL ONIGE ADMIRE TERROR MY FUCKING HERO I BELIEVE IN YOU
>>564374938
>>564382303Boobies...
>>564382581Its fucked that her event chain can end early
>>564382543*poke*
Whiffed speed by 100 but I got Groundwork and Nimble Navigator both off random events so this is probably better than anything I could have made with just 1200 speed alone anyways. Don't want to keep rolling so this will have to do. Going to make my other 2 aces real quick and take my third place gibs.
any thoughts?>564381394
>>564382250Impressionism did irreparable damage to the art world.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>564382853none
jiggie GAWDS
>>564382853don't have thoughts
>>564381394I think OYL is excessive with Pump + Moving Past + NSM, and I don't think you need BOFA at all.
>>564381046Who are the umas with the smallest ears?
>>564382815groundwork does absolutely not make up for a 100 speed deficit
which way, western man?
>>564382952Rickey seems very cute.
>>564382860oh shit it's the ginyu force
>>564382952Alright I accept, let's go on a date now
>>564382995Anon will hit a 0 front finals and he will win a plat via XOguri pace promotion
Digitan's sweaty otaku after-concert armpits.
>>564382943I was concerned that her stats were low and she'd get gassed compared to the giga-umas everyone else will be bringingI didn't get a hint for Tail Held High or many green skills, so I was a bit limited
>>564379121Admire groove breaks like halfway through classic then fucking melts after she meets Duramente
Admire her ass
>>564382995NTA but can it make up for a 30 speed deficit?
>>564383031Glory to Lord Frieza
>>564374938she can lay her head on my lap whenever she jobs to the MONSTER, narita brian
>>564383110sometimes
>>564382995my career races show that even a 200 speed advantage isn't enough
>>564382978i think opera and ulala have the smallest
>>564382952Why is she a chink
>>564382952why does she feel the need to repeat that so many times in her statement?lol. it's just a friendhly hangout after all, no need to get so intense about it
>>564381394I would bring a cheap white recovery if you're concerned about debuffers. I don't really like BOFA because it's expensive, plus it can fuck you over anyway if it decides to proc late. I'd also buy a bunch of midrace (+ slick surge if you can buy it cheap) instead of OYL, nothing you can do though if you really got nothing from rival hnits.
>>564382952Sorry, but no. She’s my student and I already have a date with Light Hello coming up.
reminder that Gaze on Me is a rickey song.pull for rickey if you want a sultry uma
>>564382952why is she so flustered?
more like gays on me lmao
alright, I have tweo aces (King and Kawakami)choosing who to make a slapdash third>1-3: Halloween Creek>4-6: Daiwa Scarlet>7-9: Air Groove>0: roll again>dubs: Haru Urara
Should I bother with Urara for CM14? I don't have her NY version but I have Turf parents for some reason
>>564383493why would you do thatif you liked urara you'd have her NY version so why
>>564382952What is this? A whore obsessed about her ex? And cucks actually want to roll for this used goods uma? kek
>>564382952Rickey, do it properly.
okay, Daiwa Scarlet it isany tips? What unique inherits do I need, aside from Shooting for VCictory?
sick of these stinky jap cunts fetishizing my race. hehe chinky girl hehe chinky fengshui and chinky dumplings hahaha chinky qipao
my CM ace lost to the B tachyon in the carnival race....
>>564383692retard
>>564383660W-what CM are you preparing for?
>>564383830the one in 2 days
>>564383660gwo is on gemini 2 already...
>>564380212Umas are the cutest when they're very tired and sweaty
>>564383958Definitely not SFV then. get A&S + barcarole
>>564382952I don't mind doing umapyoi with my students but don't be loud about it
>>564384240Isn't Rickey's banner in like 3 months? You'll run out of propaganda at the pace you're going
>>564380805cute
COPAA!?
>>564381417All in on Keiai Sandera
>>564383660>aside from Shooting for VCictory?Please don't tell me you took SFV on all of your aces.
>>564384039I thought SfV was a good one for Pace Chasers?>>564384427no, because my other two aces are Late Surgers. They both have Pump and Kawakami has Moving Past
>>564382687
Shan't roll for Rickey. Said "Copa copa" out loud once without thinking and decided it wouldn't be good for my health to actually get her.
>>564384492>I thought SfV was a good one for Pace Chasers?Very track specific, it only procs at 50% of Final Corner
you should roll for cute umas posted by cute anons
>>564384520
>>564384382For me it’s TARUU!?
>>564384593naruhodo...anyway, I'll need to choose between A+S or Baracole, I have neither parent
big think
>>564381417I want Croix to get the spring triple crown...
Why is /uma/ so obsessed with that Victoria tranny? Are his shills here underage or something? I once opened one of his videos and had to close within one minute because of the sheer brownness
>>564385046least obvious falseflag
>>564385046they get paid to talk shit about seriru
>>564385046wrong general
>>564385046vivlos is hot and he's got a cute voice so he's ok in my book
i will not pull for a d*rter
>>564385082>>564385143>>564385205I can't believe someone would watch him. Giving free will to cattle was a mistake.
>>564385046>/uma/ still has 0 win against VF>wit shart already lost to /uma/ wit shart shills are 24/7 mad at VF because nobody believes them anymore
you'd think gold city would have a sadder story with her LORE but she's just mean
I love big 'Zensky so much bros
>>564385442with how anons made her sound, i expected a "girl that actually hates you" type but she's really just a massive tsundere. the different dialogue options in the event where you catch her during a photoshoot are really cute
>>564385435vf lost to an f2p player in whale buhi cm then rematched him in practice and lost again...
Lice Shower (she has parasites)
capping speed with tama is so annoying I might just borrow SSR topro for gold firm cond instead sirius
>>564385640But thats not an /uma/ player, only /uma/ player beating him counts
>>564385442this but shakur
>>564385761(You)
>>564384797THE THINKER
Is Gold City good choice for TT Mile?
>>564385819I use her for Dirt TT and she's okay there
>>564385803
DANCHUD WAKE THE FUCK UP AND DO YOUR JOB
Sirius should be sadder because of LORE
Fuck this general is filled with literal children wanking their litlle weewees while in their favorite brown influencer's discord
>>564385904Dont worry chap, AlmondLove players is on the way after they disband
>>564385919KWABOLI
>>564383692shut the fuck up before i bind your feet and make you my concubine
>>564385941>literal childrenDon't let Copano Rickey into the thread
>>564385941But my weewee is big
at least when the threads were allowed on /v/ people generally talked about the game
>>564386098
Okay but why did Almondcho do it?
>You could try impersonating doto>evil skillnooooooooooooooooticing
>>564386324feel free to go ahead and talk about the game
>>564386162>matching ringsis that a thing?
>>564386415got pregnant
>>564386458anon...
>>564386458I laughed thanks
>>564386324no one is stopping you
>>564386458anon... you get matching rings when you get married bwo...the girl gets an engagement ring and then you get wedding bands...
>>564386567but what if i don't have yeppers wit
>>564386415>>564386482The Almond Eyechou birthing videos...
>>564386668
if you HEKINN think about it all american umas are spiritually spic majority of the hands are illegals
Is shooting star good for CM12?
Trainers should mandatorily be issued fake wedding rings to deter umas from doing dumbshit
What kinda deck should I use for Maruzensky pace parent anons?
>>564386324>finally get S medium>skills pop up>on a poor stat run that turns to complete dogshit>managed to max power early with never fucking ending, redundant power boosts from races and epithets and not even fucking capping speedThere, I talked about the game. I don't want to talk about the fucking game now.
>>564386882Flatter
>>564386890Talk about Cafe sexo
>>564386797>implying that will stop them
How are people running out of alarm clocks
>>564386573huh? married? isn't that a type of food?
>>564385630yeah she’s a total sweetie, i’m really not sure what made some anons perceive her the way they did
you should pull yourself a cute anon who posts cute umas
>>564387076Rerolling for (You)
>>564386936No, I'm fucking mad
>>564386415I really like this pic
Almondcho is a woman and she's on her period. Be respectful.
>>564387076That would distract from training
>can't be assed to do mant runs right now>don't want to disappoint danchou>suddenly think of returning to ura finale>runs are a lot shorter now It feels so liberating to be freed from the shithole that is Trackblazer. Fuck.
>>564387151
>>564387229It takes a third the timeI hate MANT like you wouldn't believe
what happened to the jiggies
>>5643870767 and you slowly drift apart; not from anger or betrayal, but simply the unerring passage of time
>>564386324>>564385660look bwo I was talking about the game and you didn't respond to my talking about the game instead you complained about nobody talking about the game don't you think it's a lil bit hypocritical???
>>564386791shooting star is never bad
>>564387320here you go
>>564387229>>564387293it's not just way shorter, it's way less intensive where you just train and race occasionally and not autistically check a shop and your race schedule
>>564387327
>>564386954Maybe theres some other bot being shared in discord other than sweepy that plays MANT and ate alot of clocks for several weeks already. Thats the only logical reason I could think of.
>>564387229Imagine how good it'd feel if you were no longer a slave to rankings. You really think that it's worth feeling this way for what, an extra 600 carats a month?
>>564387327Laying this curse upon him is the furthest thing from a random act of kinda nice
>>564387076do you know one that does that??
>>564387327wtf
>>564387327..... eh?
>>564387327WHAT THE FUCKNO I AM THE ONE IN CHARGE OF MY OWN FAITHYOU HAVE NO INFLUENCE OVER ME NOR ANYONE ELSEIF YOU THINK THAT FOR EVEN A SECONDYOU ARE DONE.
>>564387327based
>>564387327You are an asshole.
what's so special about the weekwhy is the sunday marvelouswho is winning the ticket
holy fuck Bourbon yaps a paragraph whenever she doesn't want to race 3 times
>>564387848she's autistic
slopjeet is back bros time to start the gay erp
you guys aren't serious about finding an /uma/bf anyway.
why did they give the 2 most autistic umas the spotlight for the valentines event
>>564387959autistic umas are hot
I'd rather have umagf
>>564387916wrong!!!!!
>>564387513I do, actually!
>>564387916>>564388024fuck off and kill yourselves you retarded ERPers
>>564388115>>564388115>>564388115
>>564388053hmmmmmm...
>>564388125i need Scarlet paizuri so fucking bad
>>564388272DaiSca paizuri sex.
>>564390298sweaty daisca paizuri sex
