Previous: >>565587013>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
DERBY
orang
Mambo
DAHBY
What is N. Brian doing at the Tokyo Big Sight
BASED OP!>>565610648NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR
>>565610649
>>565610250anon?
STOP GOONING TO SOCCER BOY
>>565610747Yaeno is a fox uma tho
>>565610362grraaAAAHHH DONT DOX MEYOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME ANGRY
>>565610362I was only named in /uma/ once out of nowhere. I'm still confused about it.
>>565610741Was going to bake a Kentucky DAAAHBY OP but I wasn't sure if that's even related to umamusume so I skipped
I need those 5 names now, mr. tough guy.
wahey
>>565610649BOY
>>565610718
>>565610712I STRONGLY agree with this post.
>>565610859Make us>>565610793>Anon exposing the 2ndary retardHow will HE recover...>>565610860Not good enough
Cafe love
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565610889>no dahby op
where are the MAGA hat people
Mambo Danchou left when those top American scientists "died"
>euros tapping out and going to bedabsolutely 2nd rate, suck it up
>>565610793>They say she is a gyaru therefore she is a gyaruThis shit is why there are no real tsundere characters anymore
>>565610718unrge
did I miss the Derby I was gooninghow long until it begins?
>>565611064at a straight, AMERICAN event, not this gay europoor shit
Digitan LOVE
>>565611136an hour or so
>>565610876I was never named, but once a skinwalker anon stole my name and uma avatar, and started hosting rooms
>>565610889honse = uma musume
What's all this screeching about a derby? Is it the Japanese one or some kind of American one?
>>565611084I'm staying up for the club race and the dahby isn't far off so...
>>565610908waYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565611218V....
>>565611047
On the Wife Journey.
>>565611176Oh nice I can shower and get some snacks, someone make a /sp/ thread
>>565610908gonna gonna post the 2nd half, do it yourself, lazy butt.
>>565611234its THE dahby, the first dahby, the real dahby, the one tickezo WISHES she won
>>565611218oy neigh danchou...
>>565611136
>>565610473
>two CMs this monthHow many more will we get during MANT?
>>565611252YAY YAY YIPPIE WAHEY >>565611365
>>5656114534 max
>>565611368the first dahbyanon...The first one was British...
>>565611368It's not some kind of disgusting subuma d*rt race is it?
>>5656114534 more total
>>565611234The Kentucky derby is in an hour. It’s one of the iconic American races, on par with the Japanese derby. If you’re American, you know what the Kentucky derby is even when you don’t follow horse racing
>>565611359There's already a /horse/ general on /sp/. /vm/a goes there during race day iirc.
>>565611523good boy. my posts are expensive, can't waste them posting the webm in reply all the dang time!
>>565611368That would be the Epsom Derby.
>>565611607Naruhodo... Thanks for the answer.
>just stay in frontfrontGAWDS we fuarking WON
>>565611630youstop that.
>>565610746ugly Nasty Brian is out there to shit up the place, god she looks dumb and ugly
Is this usable in any way...
frontCHADS
NIGECHADS
Yae
>>565611637what the FUCK is her problem....
>>565611737nyo
>>565611716bake be bitch
>>565611660Spe...
You win races by staying first throughout the race.
Why is this game so fucking slow? There should not be a 2 second load time between every button press.
>>565611708no need for rhetorical statements
He's an ALPHA MALE
>>565611716yandere..
>GroundworkHe said the thing
>>565611965stop.... just stop....
>>565611795I hate this game...
fuck
Maybe I will become a frontfag
>>565611737team trials
>>565611737>Long Shot
>>565611737Nyes I see a promising Moonlight Sho ace if you don't mind occasionally jobbing.
Tips from danchou: Play career until the end and don’t finish it until club reset to instantly earn fans for the new month!
>>565612074Cute
>>565611932this could use a more natural translation
no wonder I haven't seen any Uma cosplayers in the stands
>>565611969that guy looked like such a douche holy shit lol
Guys, should I put five dollars on wonder Dean?
>>565612090Stupid sexy Seiun Sky...
>>565612090I wonder where she learned how to seduce torenas
>>565608597>he was pulled out by the jockey for fear of an injury or irregularity, the horse didn't just do it for no reason.So you're saying they were Dodging Danger?That their Sixth Sense activated?
>>565612158>Gemini Cringe Overview
>>565612128AIIIII KOPPPIIIII>does one career, flatlines for 4 weeks
>>565612196succubus
>>565612114Class 5 bwo...
>>565612154>look up translator>it's a dude from vietnam that then translates (badly) into englishwhy do they do this? why?
King Halo's sweaty tits on my face
>>565612178yea
>>565612158>screenshot of an AI answerDo better
How do you recover from this?
DAHHHHBYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAH A SKELLINGTON
>>565612178do it
>>565612115>>565612126STOP ITSTOP LAUGHINGI JUST WANTED TO TRY HISHIAMAWAAAAAAAAAAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
more fans for danchou while i wait for the dahby
>>565612405Is she running in the derby?
BEST HAT
wtf is this cringe segment
>>565612407
>>565612504She already ran in the DAHBY and got 3rd
are any of these horses in the dahby uma related
>>565612560Someone please give her a burger...
he cute
>>565612560
>>565612607Wonder Dean
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has two (2) spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline then disappear unless you already finished it. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>565612607Wonder Dean has Wonder Acute as his damsire
Post any DAHHBYYY horse in honor of the upcoming DAHHBYYYY
>>565612560thank you ms skeltal
>>565612560>American>Skeleton>Not a ham whaleHOW CAN THAT BE!?
>>565612504He already did. Horses only have 1 shot at the classicsIt's why the classic triple crowns are more prestigious than other triple crowns
>>565612743grandma is grandpa...
>>565612743>>565612725hell yeah. based granny uma
1 hour till KY DAHBY
I wanna bet on the kentucky DAAAHBY but at the same time I don't even know any of these horses
>>565612560How many camels is she worth?
>>565611737Nice Unity uma
>>565612725>>565612743Let's gooo Dean, fight on!
FOR YOU WONDER DEAN
Is your Club multicultural or is a single uma the most popular?
>>565612743>ancestor is Doff the Derbyhe will win
>the Giants are so shit they save liveswew
>>565610649For fuck's sakes, when are they announcing Cinderella Gray season 2?
does jp have 10x pulls for tickets or will we always have to use them one by one?
>realize far too late into a GOD run i accidentally borrowed fm instead of sirius symboliwell from the brink was a gaslight skill anyway r-right guys? haha...
I think Tokyo Yushun (THE Japanese Derby) is better than some random fuckass KFC derby anyway
>>565613037I'm in this picture.
>>565613113They'll implement it eventually but no guaranteed with those 10 pull unlike the normal 10 pull
>>565613089Didn't we already have season 2?
>>565613026Thank you for keeping the servers, I mean, tracks running.
Join HonseFun before the derby starts - just one slot left.You won't survive what comes after otherwise, if you're homeless.Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game.
When is the Derby?
>>565613205Get off your phone and back to training, Tickezo.
>>565613405
>>565612950Just start betting bwo
Louisville Yushun doko?
>>565613349Quality promotional video
>>565613113You have been complaining about this for days, we will get the update when they decide to GIVE us the update
>>565613539>>565613457oh
>>565613529scarlet btfo
>>>/sp/154285375come watch the kentucky derby with /sp/s uma general
>>565613485It's always been so incredibly difficult for me to take hose racing serious, all because of bullshit like this image. Not the betting part, but how silly people dress while pretending to be something better cuz "they showed up at a big social event", like this is school.Uma and JP racing obviously changed my mind on that, but I still think the westen racing scene looks like a bit of a joke because of these things.
>>565613440fuck you Sweep you stupid little retard Tickezo was not the only one who won the Derby (that matters) (it's not the "Kentucky" Derby)
>>565613349sovl post as usual honsefun anon
Fuck stupid burgers Fuck Japs as well
ButtSweat's recruiting! Yay.Casual B+ /uma/ club. Do a couple of runs, play the game, good times, very fun. If you're busy with living, just let us know, no worries.Celebrate your pulls and runs or scream at the random number generator if the chat allows it, or just ask for shoes and carry on with your day, it's all good. We even have some very strong torenas willing to share all their secrets if you feel like tryharding.Reply here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>565613670I don't wanna share a thread with /vm/a
>>565611960>he doesn't knowhttps://files.catbox.moe/ird8ru.mp4
>>565613807>264 60 in 2026
where are the mr cb free pulls???????? I was promised 7 free pulls
Sweaty Natie...
Okay /uma/ im gonna put another 5 dollarinos on a trifecta. Give me your honest predictions
>>565613807the main bottleneck is the wait time from communication with the servers, not everything else that's sped up
>>565613807cyjews gave no warnings for hachimi?
Creek has a really cute reaction if she is set on a race spot.
>>565613941Love you, Kris S
>>565613205>JP derby>not even considered an actual G1 until the 2000s since the retards banned foreign-bred horses like Maruzenky(Chiyono's dad), Grass and El who would have mogged their competition Meanwhile JP keiba had to be saved by a rejected Kentucky Derby winner who is now present in all their umas
>>565613725Why don't you go lick Bakushin's armpits some more, you dumb bitch??
>>565613895I'm on my laptop bwo>>565614028It still makes everything way faster>>565614056Not that I know of
>>565614016I have no prediction but I must bet
uma for this feel?
>>565614016So Happy, Emerging Market, Danon Bourbon
>>565613671I’m pretty sure the dressing up part is pretty much exclusively for the DAAAAAHBY. It’s America’s most oldest and famous well-known race, so it’s the time where they make a big event out of it.Any other racing event, you’ll find people dressing normally.
>>565613941Water.
>>565614241You posted Kitasan though
>>565614241>posts a picture of Kitasan Black>"uma for this feel?"Kitasan Black
>>565614241where is the mating dance?
>>565614241stop this, my daughter's boobs aren't this big
>>565614207I LOVE hags.
>>565614256Thing is that I see these type of outfits whenever I see some kind of horse event in TV or whatever, it's far from DAHBY exclusive I feel. Talking from a eurotard view on this as well, as I'd expect Americans to be more chill and casual about this stuff, but who knows.>>565614328>>565614364it really is THAT easy, huh?
>>565613671The Kentucky Derby is far older than Japanese keiba as whole broIt's more than just horseracing since it's part of burger cultureNewer races like the Breeders' Cup are more normal
>>565614458Cute sneeze
Why are none of you in /sp/? Fucking /v/ma anons are outnumbering us there I NEED BACKUP
>>565614394
>>565614458*achoo*
>>565614576STOP posting this.
>>565614558I've literally been posting in /horse/ ever since it was created bro
>>565614558we dont care about the game or derby. we only schizo post
>>565614458Did cyjews forget about tm opera? She is one of the most prolific horses and they seem to not care. She seems a fan favorite too
>>565614595eroi~
Damn, there is still 45 minutes until the Kentucky DAAHBY?Maybe I am gonna oyasumi, and check the results tomorrow morning.
>>565614558If you’re expecting foreign flags, you’re going to be disappointed
kitaposters owe me sex
https://jiggie.fun/DAHBYYYYYhttps://jiggie.fun/DAHBYYYYYhttps://jiggie.fun/DAHBYYYYYDerby jiggie ft.nepo baby
>>565614558I don't know where to watch it so I don't care
>>565614708White Narubi breeds different
>>565614242I’ve done it for you umadacchi
>>565614558/vg/ is filled with hardcore weebspeople here seethe hard that a Kentucky Derby winner is the most successful sire Japan has/v/ is simply better
>>565614576Post more of them, I love this duo.
>free fast learner event appears early>no free fast learnerDo you glue?
>>565614595I really want a webm with dozens of sexy umas doing this. Trainer's pelvis will never be the same.
T-pose ears
>>565614558they would make fun of my flag...
>>565614462cute kita-san girl next door>>565614907>freshly spawned neisha looks depressedsad...
>>565614595>>565614905look at them go!
>>565614558I'm there. It's sad how I can't change my country to Nazi since it's basically the same
>>565614882
>>565614905
>>565614595for a festival uma she doesn't dance that great
>>565614558I've been posting there though!
/sp/ is normalfag central, fuck off
All I know about /sp/ is that janny song kek
Are you gonna run HER for the DAHBY CM?
>walk a couple of meters>gas outamericans...
>>565614105>>565614127>words words wordsHave you tried enjoying life by watching the Japanese Derby (instead of this race lol)?
Did the Cygames racer already happen?
>>565615165https://youtu.be/cNyzjQtgJjA classic
>>565615053Don't say that... We can do gay ERP just as well as you guys!
>>565615170>mile F>lateAbsolutely not
>green frog faggotsreddit
>>565559247Surely you're not backing out of your 7 roll bwo
>>565615227Take the hint and let's go to a room to fuck already!!
moe>machitan>chiyono>nice nature>dia>teio>mayanot moe. mentally ill. NEEDS professional counseling>rice shower>bourbon>cafe>ticket>doto>light O>ayabe
>>565615331>god mentioned>still no MERRY CHRISTMAS
>>565614558well /v/ma doesn't have anywhere to go besides /vm/ lmao
>>565615272Sloptubers told me lates were good this time.
>>565614458
horses are so goofy
jockies look like funny little leprechauns and I love the contrast to the interviewer
>>565615416kill yourself
jige
>>565615439its lowercase god, as in the concept of a metaphysical being higher than usalso you retard we literally have the Three Goddesses
>>565615473Not at running Mile tracks with Mile B (at most)
>>565615426wait what the hell>fine motion has two hair clipsoh my god
>>565615439too antisemitic
>>565615501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EmGDk6qt-w
>>565614558NYPA
>>565615227>avatarfagging with a horse whose sire was banned from the derby because of retarded rules>who only won because Oguri wasn't allowed because of more retarded rulesThe Japanese Debry is truly one big joke
How many time till race
>>565615523Only if you do it first, Nonny.~
>>565615426Bro... Cesario and Buena Vista are mares...
>>565615426notice how all the best umas are in the mare category
>>565615731bue-bue-bue-bue-
>>565615680kek hit a nerve, get a life nerd
>>565615431But they're all my precious trainees and hence all moé
>american advertising
>>565615523Woah, that came out of nowhere. You alright, gwo? Something you wanna talk about?
When is the derbyanyone got a link
>>565615874you're lucky its an online stream that just advertises itself occasionally, otherwise itd be>reverse mortgage>ozempic>other drug that has 80000 side effects including death 73 times>ai slop >insurance
>>565615890he can't come out of the closet to his parents
>>565615426ToT
WONDER DEAN PLEASE WIN I PUT A FIVER ON YOU
>avatarfags being retarded secondariesMany such cases
Wonder Dean please lose a cryer put a fiver on you
>actually can understand what they're talking aboutMurican races are so much comfier.
Which horses would have had way better records if they were born in another era? I got Doto, King, Win Variation, Yaeno, who else?
>>565615992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rtu7lKWiI
>>565616143no you, gold shitter
>>565616149nah, they show too much human not enough hors
how would umamusume be if it was an american game?
I wanna see a horse get injured and euthanized
No one thinks Japan can win.
>>565614905Ardan milked me dry
>>565616260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXYWfjVJdD8
>>565616217NIN NIN? IN MY UMA THREAD?
>King got naked in front of everyone to give her uniform to Kawakami
>>565616260
>>565616368blind retard
What is the camera man doing??
>>565616239They need to cut more promos and hype videos for the horseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctqij8y3sWo
While you’re here, consider joining Autis/uma/.
>>565615536which goddess is grass wonder's god?
https://poal.me/hhdvy4https://poal.me/hhdvy4https://poal.me/hhdvy4
>>565616368>Kingu sweat mixed with Cowacummies sweat
>>565616356Dia can't rape me when I consent to lovey dovey sex
>>565616353kino
>>565616272I think smooching Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day would be a big win for Japan
>>565616272Another Jp-trained uma literally won japan's first american dirt sprint g1 earlier today. That makes him the 5th uma to win a g1 in umericaRyusei Sakai was the jockey
Consider this
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565616272Japan has been pretty retarded with what horses they send abroad lately. This year's L'arc is also already fucked because they pretty much went with a C Medium aptitude horse that has no recovery skills and about 500 stamina.
>>565616660Spe-cute!!!
WHERE ARE YOU ANON
manlets, when will they learn
>>565616356Dia raped meNoa raped me
>>565616639So THATS why netkeiba was posting him so much. Nice to see it.
>>565616739>This year's L'arcanon, it's not even the summer brake, there is no telling who will actually go
Danon Bourbon is gonna win, I read the script for the race just now.
>>565616739yanko G turf is going
Jockeys really are elves wtf
That's a big boy
>emerging market is the least experienced Uh oh
>Incredichud triggering the otherssomebody should stop him
>>565616915This but Wonder DEAN
>>565616010This. And plumbers, roofers, and car accident lawyers that also may use ai slop lole
>>565616757He's gonna pussy out and then Litmus Test will win. Shiraoki wills it.
>>565616587>Bright winningBullshit. There are no Brightfags here.
>>565617027ME AND
ONLY DARBY UMAS ARE ALLOWED PAST THIS CHECKPOINT
>>565617047>7
>>565616997Yeah, he's untested but Prat still chose to ride him over the pts leader Commandment.
>>565616757He meant 2000 yen sillies! Japanese game Japanese currency.
>>565617047nyoo danon is supposed to win!
>>565617081
cursed nishino flower
>>565617087>>565617117IT HAS BEEN WITNESSED
>>565617118
>>565617086what' song is this?
>>565616587I already have a wife
Brian Birthday
>danchou found the /sp/ threadAIEEEEE
I just want more Japanese horses to win so we get more SEXO uma designs
SOON
>>565617157>bright>futureyou know what's japanese for future? mirai
>>565617047>>565617087>>565617117>3 FUCKING SEVENS IN A ROW
>>565617047BASED
>>565616963Simpsons was right once more
>>565616521My hero
>>565617317>it keeps happeningAnon, will you let this chance pass? Bet $2K on a horse, 4chan numbers are powerful.
>>565615165Man its been a long time since I've heard it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls
>>565617317>7Shiraoki is in the thread with us right now
Stream?
DAAAAAAAAAHBY
im gonna replay burnout 3 takedowns races tonight
Ok but unironically, what the fuck am I doing wrong in making a Guts build? Is this shit just not built for TB? Because I could do it in Unity, and I can make SS umas that aren't guts-based in TB, but the universe just decides I can't do this shit in TB, it gives me 3 rank A/A+ stats
7 and chinese drop a nuke when dahby starts
>>565617427Indeedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcyBnC80XKI
>>565617510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3rtu7lKWiI
>>565616757Oguri posters are fags
>>565617317Praise to Shiraoki-sama!
bwos...I think I like the musumes more than the umas...
DAAAAAAAHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYY
LET'S GO WONDER DEAN
Why is the paddock so fancy?
https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/154484591/Starts in 10 mins, come cheer on bourbon
litmus test is going to win and that anon is going to regret missing out on 100k
>>565617539You have to highroll. My first SS+ was gutsy scarlet but it took many many tries. It is feast or famine.
This derby is stupid
Why is America so creepy?
CHOWA!?
THE DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHBYYYYYYY IS STARTINGPLEASE RISE
>my old kentucky homelmao thats the racist song from mad men
>>565617654This is the most fancy race.
>>565614674do you want them to give her a third movie or something?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>565617697>7I can't bet on this race from my country nyooooo
>120k people watching livewtffff???
Let's go So Happy!!
https://jiggie.fun/DAHBYYYYYhttps://jiggie.fun/DAHBYYYYYhttps://jiggie.fun/DAHBYYYYY
Hie are you guys doing?
Wow there is a dalmation doggy pony
>7 shower
ITS STARTING UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>that horse wanting to umapyoi the security horseKEK
tick... tock... anon...
>>565617871rape
>>565617851Uma won
Bourbon
Really love Stego.
I want that big horse to win. Bet the uma would be stacked.
>>565617081I've seen some hanging around, they're probably just the quiet sort.Regardless I'm not a Brightfag but of that list she seems like the most wife-like
>>565617910>Troon colorsBasically guaranteed to win
So Happy looking pretty happy
>>565617758indeed, Tosen Jordan is too retarded to live alone, as her trainer I will have to take responsibility and live together with her for the rest of our lives
Wonder Dean!
>>565617887holy shit what is happening
who is that cute small horse
>"ryeyu sookai"bro gets no respect LMAO
>>565617871Sex
yo who are those fat monster honses next to the race honses tho??
>>565617248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf7F_I97n_U
>>565617707How am I supposed to highroll when I'm busy racing?
DAAAAAAHHHHHHBBBYYYYY
Barbin
>>565618047theyre drafts>>565617943
>>565618058All in on summer, if the summer is shit the run is fucked
>great whiteThat's racist.
>>565618016HOT PERIOD BET NOW
>>565618105no
>>565618047wagies that keep the other horses company
Kentucky looks beautiful...
>>565618058Megaphone + guts ankle on a duel rainbow during summer nets you 150 stats. Just do that 3 times and ss is the floor.
>>565618015autisbwo...
>all the race horses picking on their lead ponies
Lots of spic jockeys huh? or at least lots with a spic name
How many more ads will Derby have? Is it like the Superbowl?
>>565618226we dont have a discord tho bwo... they wouldnt forget to invite me... right?
3 MINUTES
>>565618212They have fried chicken too, also Grass and El were bred there.
>>565617747Why is America so cool?
GO BOBOOOOO
7 and Dean wins
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
>>565618278Easiest place to pick short people from
USA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USAUSA USA U M A IN USA
>>565618287ohnonononono
imagine if they brought out Kitasan Black for ONE LAST RACE
w slop chat? or l slop?
>>565618278>spic>spica teammakes sense
>>565618212It does have less blacks than most southern states.
>>565618347WOAW
>>565618212Home...
UMA IN AMERICA!
>>565618347HOLY FUARK ITS REAL
TOTAL BOBO VICTORTYYYY
>>565618347phew, good thing i didnt bet 2k then. however if i get a 7 again i will
>>565618347SHIRAOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
>>565618347LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
UMA LORE
>>565618347>>565617047Which prediction I'm supposed to trust???
>>5656183474 and this is denied
>>565618347
>>565618485what is her problem?
...
>>565618326I want to breed there
>>565618420>Porukawhat the fuck
Where is my Derby this is a fucking ad
>>565618347AUSPICIOUS
https://poal.me/fcvytzhttps://poal.me/fcvytzhttps://poal.me/fcvytz
why does Trump not have race umas
which one is more prestigiousKentucky Derby or L'Arc
7 and dean will lose their jockey at the gates
>>565618446How will I find my ebony queen...?
>>565618052>its freaking Blow My GaleI'm an idiot. I should watch the winning concert more often. At least after a successful ace run
who the fuck is don slider or whatever
IT IS TIME!
MY SNACKS? RDYMY ALC? RDY!
DERBY TIME
>>565618420I was gonna mean post your screenshot but I have Asmon's stream open.
grrrrrrrrr woooof wooof grrrrr
>>565618420Polka is a Keiba onna?
>>565618347Getting all these 7s now will only lead to catastrophe later
So if Dean wins he gets added to the game right?
>>565618714American umas are so ugly
>>565618631yeah, poruka!
>>565618697dirt is harder no need to reply
>*inhales deeply*>DAAAAAHBYYYYYYYYY UWAAAAAA
>>565618774
Please have a jockey get kicked off their horse
>>565618697the japs wank the l'arc but c'mon. MURICA IS #1
7 and Dean explodes
>>565618347OH SHIT
I like Renegade. I think he's a good looking horse.
>>565618763>but I have Asmon's stream open.disgusting, might as well watch scat porn on loop
WINNER GETS UMA'D, MAKE YOUR CALLS /uma/!
y'all will be floored when So Happy wins
4710
>>565618828lollmaorofl
>>565618775Not owned by cygames owner. Not a sure thing.
>>565618773Always has been.
>>5656187751000% Cygays will also glaze him like crazy
7 and dean gets injured and euthanized
GRANDMA'S CHEERING FOR YOULET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565618775Dean will get in as a 2* friend of T O Elvis if he loses.
nyo...
>>565618863GREAT WHITE'S GREAT WHITE TITS
7 and every single anti, schizo and general trash poster combusts into fire and ash.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>>565618347I stand to win $150 if you're right
>200k viewersholy dacchi buff
Someone give me the quick rundown of the relation of any of these horses to our umas. which one am i betting on?
7 and i die
>>565618697In terms of racing? Probably the L'Arc. The Kentucky Derby is just the first leg of the Triple Crown for 3 year olds in their Classic year.In terms of fame? Kentucky Derby is probably the most well-known horse race that your average person that probably hasn't even watched a horse race would even know about.
Why are all the horses walking around with a partner?
>>565619051umamusume status?
>>565619069wonder dean is related to wonder acutethe rest are secretariat descendants
granny cheering
why are they being led by bigger horses? are they too fucking stupid to find their way to the gates?
Why do American horses have much more diversity in coat? It's beautiful
CAMON LET ME WINI BET TENNERS
>>565619092>92words of the wise, don't walk alone in the dark alleys near Tracen or else you will be raped
>>565618937No hags
>>565619170same rules as all nips having black hair i guess
please cheer for our grandchild
>Great White>He's Grey
Why are gray horses like this
what the fuck the horses are chimping out
>>565619128SECRETARIAT THE GOAT
>>565619128Wonder Acute is a Secretariat descendant bwo
Great White is actually great name for this hors, he looks like a shark.
>>565619128Wonder Dean is also a Secretariat descendant through Wonder Acute's sireline iirc
>rider nearly got crushed>>565619131
Great White...
>>565618824Great White bucked his jockey. 1300 pounds BTW.
CHIMP OUUUUUUUUT
i am so happy
YADA
GREAT WHITE INCIDENT
wtf ??
>already lost a jockey AND a horse
GREAT WHITE LOVE
late scratche
>>565619280Gray horses are the orange cats of the horse world
>>565618824Of course a T*iofag would jinx this
>>565619294Welp he's scratched now
THE 7 IS ALREADY WORKING
YADA YADA DESU
-1
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE GREAT WHITE TITS!!! NOOOOOOO
>>565619352>>565619356>great white>isn't white
>biggest horse>falls down
>>565618824Bro...
YAAAAAAAADA
>jump faggot jockey>darby debut deniedLMAO
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo imagine fucking losing before the race has even started
Scratched just for that?!?!
MOOD DOWNAWEFUL
See, this is why you sex your uma before every race.
gray horses need to calm the fuck down
Cygays should add this scratched mechanic to CMs
READY STEADY DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBYYYYY
imagine the amount of money that jockey just costed the horse owner
Achievement Unlocked: The Bigger They Are....
skill issue
FINAL ODDS
Does another horse come in to fill his spot?
>scratchedHOLY SHIT
>>565619352>>565619356You are supposed to throw your jockey during the race
>>565619128And Secretariat is a descendant of Eclipse
>f*ench jokey>scratchkwab
managed to make some cookies to enjoy before the derby starts
>jobbed to the groundHoly shit!
GATES ARE LOADED! ITS GO TIME!
>never won a race in his lifewhy is he allowed in then?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>565619356>>565619352MOOD DOWN
CAM ON BOURBON
COME THE FUCK ON WONDER DEAN
GO GO GO!
CAMON WONDER DEAN
why are all jockeys twinks tho
GO GO GO
>>565619515>>565619690This is rape
BOURBON LETS GO
BOURBON!!
Bourbon?
BLOCKED?! NO STOPPING ME DIDNT FIRE FUCKKKKK
LOOK AT THEM SPRINTERS
SOMEONE HIT SPURT
fucking end closers are so dogshit
i fucking love lates
That was a fucking close raceKino
WHAT A ROBBERY
literally WHO
HOLY
bobo...
Wait, literally WHO?????
BROCKED
IF LOSINGWIN
its JOEVER
who?
Female torena-san!?
If losing, win
GOLDEN TEMPURATHE FOID WINS
Bourbon...Lost...
DAHBY!
LATECHADS STAY WINNING
>>565619450sounds like the average white supremacist
>hag trainer wonojisans we're not looking too hot now
losing to a womankwab
>female trainerohnononono
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Female trainer?
Fucking dogshit fronts died just to give free NSM to some nobody.
GOD DAMNIT FOID
>>565619798Less weight on the horse = the better they'll run
FEMALE TRAINERS LOL
AAAIIIEEEEE FEMALE TRAINERS
BOBO JOBBED FUCK
THE OBSESE BITCH' HORSE WONJAPAN IS BAD
female torenas are going to get so cocky....
Damn end closing is kino
IS SHE FIRST OR SECOND? I DONT GET IT
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
GOLDEN TEMPOTIME TO BUILD END CLOSER FOR THE DERBY
It takes a FAT trainer to train a FAT animal
Was rooting for Danon Bourbon but that was a great race!
LATE SURGE CHADS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>Bourbon takes the lead into late race>JobsJust like my ChanMe!
that was a really good race though, in spite of dean or bourbon not winning
>gas out and then gets blockednice race umatards
Golden Tempo sounds like it's unique skill
this is like when that random ass uma won against kitasan in season 3 LMAO
>Female trainer wonMale trainers should commit sudoku
INCREDIBOLT NYOOOOO!!!
ALWAYS BET ON GOLD
>>565619798Fanservice.
>DEI win
WOMEN WIN.THE RIG IS IN.
FRONTKEKS????
well it is golden week
Women are powerful....
RememberLate Surger/End Closer is better on dirt IRL
>Oceli getting 3rd at 70-1That's big
HORSE RACING WENT #WOKE
FROM THAT FAR BACK?
END CLOSER KINO
SHIRAOKI-SAMA IS A SCAM
ENDCLOSERCHADS
Hot damn that dork was fucking WEAVING from the back!
>>565620072Shit outfits
>>565620038end closer
MY MONEY NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That does it
SPURT!!!!! SPURT!!!!!! SPURT EFFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KNEEL TO ENDCHADS
daring strike + no stopping mei'm not gonna sugarcoat it
endchads truly are the strongest of all
>least favorite nigga ended in 3rdapologize
GOLSHI'D
holy shit
The winner
umamusume is yuri game
I lost $400 I'm never listening to /uma/ again
>>565620084Did Kojima write this?
>FAT ugly woman won
>>565619872That was 100% a straightaway spurt
end closerGODS
ok, so when is the real derby?
>>565620158Ask for a refund
Ok which horse was bourbon related I don't do the irl stuff?
Endchads win again.
Kentucky derby is acceleration race
END CLOSER GODSTHE SPIRIT OF SECRETARIAT LIVES ON
We lost to wokeness
>>565620162Welp. I lost my bet so I have no choice now but to become a female trainer too
SOON BROS
>>565620228endGODS...
You guys said spurt doesn't work in the Derby
https://vxtwitter.com/Adrianne_DeVaux/status/2050623418442100973Golden Tempo is cute
the fucking chin on this broad looks like a cartoon character
>>565620228>>565620268
>>565620282There is a horse literally called Bourbon
GOLDEN TEMPURA HAS DONE ITTOTAL FOID VICTORY
aoiGAWDS won
>be in last >winfront tards?!?!?!!?!
https://youtu.be/NyIv-r0rfds Another end kino derby win
>>565620348Shin Emperor my beloved
>women can do anything we set our minds towhat year does this retard think it is?
your jockey for tonight
>Sturm und Drang >Take the Chance >Encroaching Shadow>Ignited Spirit PWR >In Body and Mind End KINO
Danon Bourbon sold me dreams FUCKthat Golden Tempo end closer win tho, holyyyy
>>565620253prove it
EndCHADS... I'm sorry for ever doubting...
Ohnonono, this is how I will lose in upcoming CM.Just some stupid Late/End gambler pulling every lucky accel out of their ass and rocketing to finish.
>>565620369>Gold Tempo is also a descendant of Mr. Prospector like Jordan
>>565620390Oh damn I didn't actually look at the list, are they related to our Gundam hors?
>>565620440Idk maybe the first year a woman trained a Derby winner?
Grandma...
>if losing>win
>>565620348Terra will win!CdN will job at this distance just like in the Arc.
>>565620440>>women can do anything we set our minds toexcept become President of the USA
>>565620369>If I win I get latina bitches?This is how he won
This is why you never trust Frontkeks
1st and 2nd places' jockeys are brothersTHE SCRIPT
>>565620501irl horse racing is even more broken and badly balanced than umamusume
>>565618863GOLDEN TEMPO'S GONNA GET UMA'D
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I REALLY NEED TO STOP BETTING
HEY
>>565619034
>>565620253if you gamba'd on the 70-1 you'd be rich now gwo
Rednu got banned from Youtube due to restreaming
>>565620660What did she mean by this?
>>565620603First win and its THE Derby.100% getting UMA'd.
>>565620494
KEK front and pace cucks are literally SHAKING right now
>>565620709kek
I'm glad the betting site is blocked in my country haha
GIRLS GET IT DONE
>>565620451>"How do you win Dahby?">"Learn English and work hard"based, deserved winner
>>565612295
How long before the actual kentucky derby starts
>>565620727This isn't going to happen in CM13, right?
>>565620501It's not too late to change your aces to Ends
I lost not only ten dollars, but Renegade damn near won anyways and almost made a fool of me When’s the tenno sho, I need to forget this loss
Great White would have won...
>>565620748Rushed
I thought Fronts were the Meta for Dirt races?
>>565620708only jap uma get to be in the game
>>565620787bro...
>>565620525but she implied that women are oppressed
>>565620709What did he mean by this?
>>565620748>1136x640lmao for what purpose
>>565620826We are
>>565620709dumbass
hnnnngh
In honor of Golden Tempo winning the Derby i will have Gold Ship win the Derby CM
>>565620686kwab
>>565620839You'd do the same if a Frenchman was riding you
>>565620825No...
>>565620787you missed it
>>565620709KWAB
endGODS I kneel guess I'll have to MLB Mr CB now
>>565620925copyright striked*
>>565620875pls be in London
>eternal last place loser won the DAHBY as an EndHoly kino
>>565620834>full screen recording>BLACK FUCKING BARS>peacock has a 60fps streamgoddamnit why is this not on YT >: (
>>565620787It's OK, I missed all of yanko's races too
>>565620709Damn, that jockey dodged a bullet, that hors almost landed on him.
How many female jockeys won the Derby?
>>565620565You'll regret it when Michael Obama runs
>>565620787Mayano...
>>565621024Racing TV has a stream
>>565620818Not for long, my dad owns Cygames and he told me American umas will be added when Global catches up to JP
>>565621040>Damn, that jockey dodged a bulletNo, he dodged a horse.
>>565621060First one today.
>>565621060apparently she was the 2nd today
i cant stop thinking of public kingu stripping
>puerto rican jockey won Dubai World Cup>puerto rican jockeys took 1st and 2nd in Kentucky DerbyVIVA PE FKN ERRE CABRONES
>>565621140>>565621142jockey not torena
>>565620834some advice: use webm for retards (thats the program name) and crop it, it's really easy (made for retards like me)
>>565620795it will
>>565620987KEK! Cygames rigged an end to win so more people would roll CB wit
>>565621119Go to bed prez.
>>565621110which is a (low quality) 1080p30 stream, which is my entire point.
>>565621140>>565621142Jockey not trainer
>>565620709Mejiro Bright would be proud
>Dahby CM in Uma>Supposedly good for lates and emds>New Wit card for ends right now>Kentucky Dahby happens >Endcloser horse wins itARE YOU NOTICING?
I really thought Chief had a chance...
>>565620709KEK
>>565621024There is a yt stream, I watched it from there
>>565620834looks like bobo 5th and dean 8thgood effort
FUCK END CLOSERS
non-/sp/fag herewhat does KWAB mean
Can we talk about the game now instead of muttslop?
>>565621119
>>565620709>look of total 'just fuck my shit up' on the jockey
>>565621237G O L D E NW E E K
>>565621237Time to train a Gold Ship I guess
>>565621328kek what a bitch
>>565621283why are you people like this
>>565621328kwab what a bitch
>>565621328Kek what a KWAB
>>565621328cake what a beach
they better add timestamps...
>>565621378I was just asking a question
Why is it a bunch of Puerto Ricans dominating the American jockey scene? It's an islandI would have assumed it would be dominated by Mexican-American Nortenos or some guys who did ranching for generations
>>565621328KEK! What a bitch! He doesn't even know that's what KWAB means!
>>565621112Even then, they will add 5 billion other more important US horses before they add this one
mihonhonbonbon
>>565621328kwab wab ab b
>>565621445probably short average height
>>565621445Skinny manlets
>>565621328KOWABUNGA
>>565621328Kissing with another bisexual.
>>565621189Hot
I still love you Bobo
>Golden Week>Gold clan shilling>Golden Tempo winsHMMMMMMM
>>565621445Island of Manlets = Good jockey stock.
>>565621445because they are tiny?
>>565621461no one here can encode its truly amazing>VP8jesus fuck is this the 2010s?
>>565621461is just that easy????
KODOMO JANAI*flips*
>>565621461literally how the fuck do you stop this if you're not an end?
>>565621461>Professor of Curvature speed inherit into Straightaway Spurt
>>565621445Jockeys need to be short and light and as the average American is only one of those things they have to look elsewhere.
>>565621468>Golden Tempo placed onto the Cygames drawing board moments after he won>Expected design released approximately 1-2 years afterwards on JP
Now that the Derby is over anyone wants to ERP?
please webm horseflip
>>565621630Gun
>>565621445A bunch of MLB players are from puerto rico too. South America has those kinds of super athletes and pR being a satellite US state helps being able to operate in CONUS.
>>565621461Yeppers
>>565621461that's a great jockey
>a horse named "golden tempo" won the kentucky derby right before japan gold weeki don't care what anyone says, this is a win for japan in my book
>>565621548>>565621547>>565621503>>565621459>>565621425>>565621419>>565621414>>565621378thank youi'm usually decent at figuring out acronyms but whenver I saw that one I didn't have enough context clues to piece it together..
>>565621630Just go faster lmao
>>565621445>Why is it that a bunch of tiny people from a country full of TINY PEOPLE dominate the US horse market?>>565621680scroll up mongoloid
>17thlitmut test bros.........
>>565621662What characters
>>565621445MEXISHITS ARE LEGIT TERRIBLE AT EVERY SPORT THEY PLAY IN
>>565620709
how many JP horses won today?
>>565621461>hmm I only need to run on the outside to win
>>565621468Imagine American Pharoah in a miniskirt...
>>565621445Putting a bunch of obese niggers to ride horses sounds like a marvelous idea
>>565621445>Mexican-American Nortenosbrother have you seen the size of the current generation of late? hell if you go as north as texas they're indistinguishable form tall white people.Jockeys have to be small. Mexicans are average height at worse nowadays
>>565621729>right beforeduring
>>565621461>free NSM targetdoesn't count
>female trainer>female trainer>female trainerfuck off the horse and even the jockey are mayor factor than the trainer
>>565621804kek
>>565621445As a white man i'd be too tall to be a jockey at 183cmhispanics are all just manlets
>>565621826I'd be okay with that, but she better wear a thong underneath
>>565621909MALDING INCEL ALERT
>>565621461WEW lad what run
>>565621909Yeah that part kind of killed the hype
>>565621630debuffer
>>565621909Yes yes now get back to bed Torena san
>>565621909
>>565621661>Golden Tempo placed onto the Cygames drawing board moments after he won???Why would you think this? There are dozens of other horses that have had a much bigger impact on US racing. Unless Golden Tempo continues to be very successful to the point he breaks historic records or something similar, I don't see why he would be fast-tracked over the horses from 1970s, 80s, 90s, etc.
>mares becoming more popular than stallions >nigger NPC umas>hag foid wins the kentucky daabythe signs are all there, it's time to jump ship before keiba turns into another woke disaster
>>565621909they have to do their propaganda pls understand
>>565621804KEK
Artists get to work with that color pallet
It wasn't your fault danchou. Was ind of funny to see the only late be boxed in by the 3 ends.
End closer sport
>>565621630see ya later (gold PTO)everyone will have it for GL because of SSR light hello
>Riko Kashimoto wonHow does it feel chuds?
>>565621461>if last>winHow are end closers fair?
Despite everything, Bourbon still ended on the money at 5th and Wonder Dean at 8th. Great effort regardless from the horses
>>565620709>bet on horse>he does thishow do you react
>>565622168im a female trainer too tho?
>>565621804
>>565622034Ayabe isn't that big
>>565622239L O N D O N?
>>565622232>litmus test 17th
>>565622232I like how the margins are based on th3 winner instead of the next place up
>>565621461This is what happens when you unbrick yourself with that Cock and Balls card
>>565622223Doesn't always work, see Masquerade Ball (but that's also because Lemaire is a faggot)
what a career for this guy
>>565622245DOTO NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>565622232>DISTANCE
>The Greatest Horse, Secretariat, had a Female Owner in Penny in 1973>One of the greatest Mares of all time, Zenyatta, showed that Mares can hang with the boys by winning the Breeders Cup Classic in 2009Why are they making a big deal out of a Female Trainer?
>>565622236When I do bet on horses I only do small amounts so I wouldn't be too upset
>>565622232>neckI cam already see my finals
>>565622447Owner is not trainerMare is not trainer
>>565622347Just like in literally any other sensible racing format, especially race car stuff. Doing anything else is completely non-sensical.The way UMA does things is nicer from a player perspective, however, gives you a quicker idea of how far away you are from winning, losing or overtaking someone, no math involved.
>>565622447Because, for some reason, US racing scene focuses more on humans instead of the horses
>>565622245
>>565622236They don't cancel bets on horses that DQ themselves?
I actually signed up to draftkings 5 minutes before the race and I was gonna throw a tenner on it. then I punched kentucky derby into the app and it was like "sorry shit's not legal in your state LOL" so I uninstalled. gg no re
>>565622581that close before the race I don't think so
>>565622581...why would they?
>>565622447typical incel melty, moving on
how good is the TS Climax spark? I got two 3* ones back to back on a couple half-okay parents, but I dunno if theyre worth using for that spark alone
>>565622554>THE TRAINER WON THIS RACE>NOT THE DRIVER OR THE RACE CAR!!People not going "PRAISE THE HORSE" constantly will never blow my mind and disgust me, it's so weird.Same goes for people going "THE JOCKEY WON, PRAISE HIM!", it's nearly equally as silly to me. Yes, obviously the driver does a FUCK TON more than the trainer does (in the moment), but in the end it's all down to the horse giving a shit and listening.
>>565622581I thought they do
>>565622232Dean finished on the money too knowing there are pick-8s
>>565622590Living in cummiesfornia is suffering. I do wonder if ypu can skirt the restrictions by doing JP betting via whatever intl keiba site.
>>565622232>The inner posts aside from Renegade jobbed hardRenegade would have been the winner if he was just luckier at the draw. The post 1 curse continues.
this thread is for a game about training horses and you don't think the trainer is significant?
This now a Dober thread
>>565622716MANT spark is Stamina + Guts
>>565622767it's even sillier than that. I live in THE betting state.
>>565622805I love them all.
>>565622803Not as significant as the fucking horse itself, or the jockey while we're at it.
>>565622805I will take the first hag
It makes me happy that everytime I run a Late/End team, a Front/Pace fag trembles in fear
>>565622820I guess it is Dober now that we’re reaching image limit
BAKEExcept you NTRfag and Ryanfag. You don't bake.
>>565622840that's good, right?
Kentucky Derby Scenario doko. Im sure Cygames can greenlight adding in a built-in program to teach English to JP
>>565622805Ace, my beloved
That was fun. I can see why Ticket likes the Derby so much.
>>565622767Commiefornia is pretty shitty but limiting how people can gamble is a good thing.
Why didn't Yanko join the derby?
The trainer is like the mechanic, the jockey the driver, the horse the car. Nobody praises the car for a job well done.
>>565622805sexsexmega sexSUPER SEXUUUUUUUUULTRA MARRY SEX...sex i guess
>>565622926I don't mind ryanfag bakes because he bakes with different umas a lot of times not ntr fag tho
>>565621630You have to build a huge enough lead as a front runner or get lucky and hit the right spurt at the right time (late)as a Pace uhhhh idk
>>565622994no hags allowed
>>565622820Have a rare Dober.
>>565622994Third years only retardgwo just like every Dahby in the world
>>565623018bwo cars ain't sentient
>>565622994it's a 3 y/o only race, just like the japanese derby. yanko did run in the derby in 2024 and finish 3rd
>>565622972Do you chew the kale? How do you drink this
>>565623018The car isn't a living animal.
>>565622784It was pretty noticeable how all of the inner post horses got fucking smushed together at the beginning
>>565622994are you retarded? he did in the 150th running of the race, Derby is only for 3YO horses
>>565622994How long have you been playing uma and still not know they only get one try at the classics when they're 3y.o.
>>565623109Pretty sure that's mint bro
>>565623098Neither are horses, they're animals.
>>565623018>comparing a LIVING, BREATHING, THINKING animal to a fucking CAR
>>565622863That's dumb. I remember being in Vegas the day before the Derby last year and they told me they "don't take derby futures". Like wtf, i wasn't going to win anyways. Missed out on free cash.
>>565622924you motherfu->>565622972>mood down energy up
>>565623070Why would i know the ages of the horses, I'm not a horse fucker
>>565622232>>565497426(me)FUCK I'M RUINEDGOD DAMN FEMALE TORAINA-SANS NEED CORRECTION.>>565559247At least I'm not the only one.
never have i played a gacha where theres so much more content to get busy with outside of the game itself
>>565623018The car is actually the accumulation of human engineering. It represents the possibility of humanity. It shows how far we can push our limits. The car is a symbol of our efforts. It's no different to the horse. It's being trained and taken care of since birth. It's victory is the efforts people put into it to make it the winner.
Watch this if you want to be Gosling’dhttps://x.com/ichiru_02/status/2050525493947146369
676291166762911667629116Pseudo Kentucy Derby, bring 1.
>>565622972>he drinks the green slopjuice irl
>>565623020>implying anyone is more sex than Ramonasir, /y/ is down the hall and to the left
>>565623109you just drink the beverage and leave the mint bwo...
>>565623214>inb4 it's all end closers
>>565623161Animals are sentient, humans are sapient.
>>565623150>>565623250arr greens rook same
>>565623241>hur dur bur burnot a beta male fag>/y/lmao grow up you CHILD
>>565623207
>>565623269>medium >dirtIt's just HoHOguri spam
>>565623124Yeah, there's a reason no one has won the derby from Renegade's position since 1986. But I did heard they had done some renovations in the inner railing recently.
>>565622805These goobers need CinGray treatment. Background aura farming is not enough.
>>565623328I want this artist to kill themselves and I hope you step on a lego with dry feet for posting them
>>565623432>>565623432>>565623432new
>>565623393good lord shut the fuck up zoomer /v/turd
>>565623380Bro your end closer Digi?
>>565623184>>565623109>>565623216The mint julep certainly does NOT cause a mood down. At least, as long as I keep drinking them. For those uneducated th3 mint julep is the official Kentucky Derby drink. Kentucky around Derby time can be sweltering, and the julep keeps those sweet flowers from wilting.
>>565623214DO TOKYO 2100 DIRT
>>565623173I suspect it's because the state has such strict rules on betting that the apps are hamstrung. I'm surprised to hear casinos don't take them in person though. The sportsbook at casinos is always a fuckhuge area. Gotta assume something is being bet on there.
>>565623310no u
>>565623297Sweep would say this
>>565623452>>565623525Bros...
>>565623124WTF dont they know that it is illegal to change lanes that early?
>>565623214Man I was about propose the same thing. If there's one thing our little bro does well is frequently doing reenactment races.
>>565623525ah goddamn it should have refreshed
>>565623464I'm not a zoomer, I'm just trying to halt the march of time by embracing hip lingo.
>>565622994>>565623018retard
>>565623725cute maru
>>565623185Why does your uma not race the Derby in senior year?
Vodka and Scarlet need the CinGrey treatment before everyone elsefym a 7 time G1 winning mare is treated like a gag side character despite having seniority as a musume back to the very beginning of the game
https://x.com/Adrianne_DeVaux/status/2050657583619334424I don't think the trainer is a FOID actually
>>565621172Galgo Jr in uma soon
Who is this girl with low cortisol? (I'm larper)
