Previous: >>565757341>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
This is it
>>565775497Cute tanukis...
This one
>>565775497This one
peak
>>565775634Happy birthday Calstone Light O!!!
the better cuter thread
>>565771215>>565771343there's also a mood down event tama has where oguri literally becomes godzilla's size
New Thread!!!
Trading my clocks for 8 carats a piece
>>565775664Best Neko Musume
Posting sexy umas in a better thread
>>565775634>>565775664go back to jp faggots nobody cares
>>56577575167!
>>565775816NTRfag melty because nobody migrated to your shit avatarfag thread
>>565775746>where are the club ads?Mambo will have 6 open spots in about 7 hours
>>565775816uh oh melty
>>565775830
>>565775816Absolutely mindbroken
>>565775882he is a retarded jpigger same as you, so kill yourself and take him with you
Good morning gamersLooking forward to the Americans heading to bed so we can enter comfy hours
Combining all the angsty Uma comics into a world where>Oguri has no legs>Super Creek and Tamamo are evil for no reason>Creek is infertile and doesn't shut up about it>Helios is also evil>Palmer was killed by Helios in a car crash>Teio is fucking dead>McQueen is insane>Vodka is also dead (Scarlet and Gimlet don't shut up about it)>Everybody hates T.M. Opera O>Haru Urara is a sad and abused office worker
>>565775978We already know it's you
what are the chances of getting Race Fatigue if I race with 0 energy but not my 3rd consecutive race
>>565775981and horny hours
>>565775984>a world where>Everybody hates T.M. Opera OThat's just this world
>>565775981its 1am on the west coast. Americans have been asleep a while. If the thread is shit it's our fault.
>>565775981>Comfy hours>The first 15 posts is a bunch of newfags trivalism fight over a threadYeah sure blame the Americans
It's her birthday, say something nice about this cat
I am rolling for PalmerLet's see if this is the first uma I can pull before 150 pullsTwo of the three I have pulled for so far I had to spark and the third I got in 150.
>>565775830>>565775947No way you guys are actually zoomers>>565775981>>565776051But I'm American
>>565776106Do you really think people can't tell it's you?
Uma&Co is looking for one to join a comfy A+ club (~25 million fans). Comfy community, CM help. etc
>>565776108neko neko neko neko neko neko neko neko neko neko
>>565776051Certain low-tier posters (like the anti jp schizo) only show up during NA/early EU hours. That's no coincidence.>>565776163Most Americans are actually OK, just not the most vocal ones
>>565776025
>>565776186Who is this boogeyman that haunts you newfaggot? We are in an anonymous board, are you stupid or just pretending.
>>565776194maybe kick your retarded avatarfaggot who keeps ruining the threads first before you look for more members.
>>565776108Her brain is incredibly smooth and I love her go fast tard mentality
>>565776108I think it's awesome how they committed to her being as autistic as she could be. Very cute
>>565776263Uh huh, weren't you gonna sleep?
post something sleepy
>>565776108straightest uma
>>565776346?
>>565776271only one ruining threads is you desu
>>565776349
>>565776248thanks bwo
>>565776271its daystar btw
I like Nishino Flower
>>565776410keep coping I guess and have a dogshit reputation as a club then
Thoughts on this deck for CM14 Taishin? My Ayabe is only 1LB
>>565775981SCREW YOU YURO
>>565776108is she really that big!?
best event
Is it safe to post or is the schizo retard still here? I am 4 borrows down and dreading doing my 5th
>>565776557You were supposed to sleep NTR fag
>>565776271Every time you post, you kill the thread mood and everyone just stops posting. Get some self awareness subhuman. You are a blight for this community, go take a shower your ass stinks
Finally got enough accel
>>565776163I wasn't legal drinking age until 2 years ago
>>565776108Super funny and always keeps it real (straight).
>>565775984Sounds like old creepypastaLet's add>golden gen is a representation of the 7 deadly sins add suzuka s the last one>it's all part of Meek's imagination and she's in a limbe where she'll never win>rice shower is dead and can be summoned as a ritual and if you succeed she'll appear in a hyper realistic dream if you chant her name and force you to kill someone to get a wish or seppuku and take over your lifeless body>goldshi is the representation of madness from rumassian sleep experiments>neicha the killa roams tracen and will forever fight her sworn enemy slendermarvey for the souls of the lost umamusume that summon themYeah I read a lot of those on my youth. Good times.
>>565776682>slick surge>rising dragonbro...
Wtf Curren Chan isn't pettanko??
How do I get my own obsessed schizo? I bet grooming and fucking them in the ass and then cumming balls deep inside feels real good. The search for /uma/bf continues
>>565776638Kick V first
>>565776830reply to the current schizo with chiyono pics and he'll latch on eventually
>>565776758>>golden gen is a representation of the 7 deadly sinsSpecial Week - gluttony Seiun Sky - slothKing Halo - lustGrass Wonder - wrathWhat are the rest?
>>565776830you will never be a real homosexual
>/uma/ finds this uma unsexy Explain yourselves
Time to take a break.
>>565776948Wei
>>565776919Nta>tsurumaruenvy probsi'd move king to prideand el to greed because of her statement of strongest in the worldthat would leave lust
>>565776948Just not really big on gyarus tbdesu....She's cute and I like her bubbly attitude but that's about it
>>565776871Aha! Let's try it >>565776854Hey you should stop thinking about /V/ideogames and instead you should think about me/V/ideogames might feel good, but I will make you feel better with a kissy.
>>565776830It's funny because you're not gay.
>>565776246To identify schizos via timezones, I would expect no less from a Flash poster! why are we typing in spoilers?>>565776724Oh ok you get the 67 pass then, I'm an old zoomer and just turned 26 I'm unironically an unc too
>>565776990>i'd move king to prideKing perv? Nah.
>>565777039YWNBRG
>>565776948I only hate the golden AI bikini.
Post dirters
>>565776948then I am not /uma/
>>565777189
>>565777051raping finemo posters
I'm sorry Meek
>>565777238Acute spotted!
>>565777189She is a dirter right?
>>565776682>right-handed
>>565777440>this is a stallion
>>565776448You are a south american brown pig but it's okay my cock can still satisfy you
CBTNTRACE
>>565777440Kind of but not really. They include her still though sometimes
>>565777524uh oh melty
>>565777137What's wrong with gold bikini?
>>565777524Chiyo wouldn't hate on brown south americans...
>>565777590it's the ntrfag falseflagging, he's mad people didn't use his shit thread.
>>565777524Reminder the anti-jp schizo is a jobless argentinian that expends 18 hours a day shitposting in here
>>565777524you're not my pretend gay poster who are you
>>565777494I might have dyslexia
>>565777524chiyo would say this
>>565777668Sex with Rickey posters
Don't sex them take them on a date first
>>565777661sounds like an uma&co member desu
>>565775398sorry for calling you retardedbut yes, that's what I do at leastdon't feel like wasting carats on clocks
I wouldn't mind sucking cock once just to see what the deal is and help me empathize with the female characters when I read doujinshi but it would have to be a reasonably conventionally attractive white dude.
Thread is looking pretty bad.I'll ne taking my fat fuck and leaving.
I don't get it, is she telling me to keep on looking at other women?
>>565777657>It is the ntr poster who has never done anything but post on topic>It is not me I swear I am not a schizo that drives everyone awayFucking retard I already told you to get some self awareness, does nothing get to your tiny brain? The thread literally avoids posting whenever you are around because you are a retarded party popper. All you do is complain all day like a whiny faggot.
>>5657775257 and all of them will rape gang bang me so hard that i'll never be able to get satisfied by any ningen woman ever again
wtf that ain't me
>>565777871Rickey posters OWE me a date.
>>565777657Ntrfag this ntrfag that, why not start paying attention to someone that won't ignore you
>>565777974neko
>>565777918No, she's just planning how to punish you for looking at other women
>>565777993>>565777951Wrap it up we already found the fake gay chiyo posterMove on to falseflag as someone else
>>565778025Neko-AAAAAA!!!
There's too many chiyoschizos to keep track of....
>>565777951You did that Take responsibility.
>>565777956I don't cheat, sorry...
I am Chiyopartacus
>>565778071>Post pretending I am the chiyo who didn't do that>WE FOUND THE REAL ONE GUYSSurely that works, right? Delusional faggot
>>565778079Big neko
>>565778113>cheat That would mean you already have someone but everyone here is lonely so take my advances.
Everytime I see Ricky I want to punch her in the face Is this cute aggression?
can the real chiyoposter please stand up
>>565778163can't be, rickey is not cute
>>565777898>reasonably conventionally attractive white dude.Am that
>>565778035Uhhh, did you mean to post this?
>>565778071Wow you're so smart, can I get your number
How can you tell who is the real one or isn't? Retarded avatarfaggot trannies, this is an anonymous board, ANONYMOUSAre you that dense?
>>565778058AKIKAWATAZUNATASUKETEEEEEEE
Actually I am the really Chiyo poster
The real Chiyoposter is the one in your heart
Coffee for the coffee horse!
>>565778256Same way forensics can track who the semen on a carpet belongs to, the taste.
State your name so you can be added to the official Chiyo poster record
>>565778232Yes, thank you
rickey posters owe me a datefinemo posters owe me a datechiyoposter owes me sexhelios posters owe me a date currenposters are for rough sex falco posters are pureif this is 7 I am a fuku poster
>>565778330please don't call it that
7 and you all shut up
>>565778119No, I am Chiyopartacus!
>>565778281Don't worry, after gentilldonna is done with you tazuna will wipe your memory, so you can raped all over again later.
>>565778407
>>565778330No one ever uses my Chiyonotes...
>>565778407you heard him folks
>>565778407Ok sorry.
>>565778407...
>"oh new join request wonder what his performance was inside his previous club">
>Lunch time>Check thread>Schizo is still having a melty over ntrI'm having two cheese burgers with fries, six pieces of chicken nuggies, and half a piece of apple pie, with a diet Sprite. Also I have a bunch of apples I have to eat but biting apples is boring, do you guys slice your apples?
>>565778468>>565778461KITAPOSTERS SEXSEX WITH KITAPOSTERS
>>565778490lmao this is good
http://poal.me/5xpbmghttp://poal.me/5xpbmghttp://poal.me/5xpbmg
>>565778463Don't remember ever seeing that.But it's saved now.
>Rolled 200 rolls on CB banner>0 CB besides the exchange one
>>565776990>>565776919Pride can be Stay Gold. His irl disobedience to be trained and run in a straight fucking line stemmed from the fact that he simply refuses to yield, only doing things his way, despite never achieving success from it.
>>565778538Fat fuck
>>565778375We don't even have helios posters
>>565778561
>>565778561stop donig advances!!!!
Why is everyone so angry? Take the chill pill.
>>565778654The schizo is a helios poster, he always samefags as helios whenever he starts his antijp drama
>>565778631that works
>>565778713>>565778671Kitaposters are mine.
>>565778538don't use my mirako img for foodposting cause then I can't use it Yeah I always slice my apples. I had a very similar meal at McDonalds the other day
>>565778714Mr.NTR poster get down !!!
>>565778407I don't believe in that faggot Shiraoki
this is what happens when THEY take charge
>>565778735Where's the proof
>>565778538No... I'm allergic to apples
who would you not sex ITT is the question
>>565778807The Jews?
>>565778490>>565778585
>>565778256You will never understand the mind of a south american schizo
>>565778921RUINED
>>565778615Don't make me choose
>>565778794It is not your Mirako img, I posted it first. That being said. I like to slice my apples because I feel like a badass with my apple knife, just slicing and eating them, but it's also so tiresome I wish I had someone slicing apples for me.>I had a very similar meal at McDonalds the other dayHuh... lost twin?
>>565778735Pretty sure the schizo poster is from autis/uma/
I'm so glad I rolled for Chocobo, I don't think I would have survived MANt if I continued cock and ball torturing myself with my late surger wives with shit aptitudes. Her career is so comfy and she's usable in every cm
>>565778884I don't want to have sex with males, they're disgustingunless they're cute femboys, then i'd ask them to crush my face and ruin me
waiting for him...
>>565776271If leader kicks him I'll leave too, I don't wanna be in a club where dancho doesn't have a backbone In other words, you whining will achieve nothing
>>565777524sheeeeeeeeeesh
Shiraoki and 7 posters can suck my cock.
>>565779050The schizo is in uma&co, and he is obsessed with his club member, which he keeps namedropping at every opportunity>ProofHe leaked their inside chats multiple times and even the discord of the guy he loves so much.
>>565779109Justice for Totopo, fuck Brick dancho!
I love my umawife
>>565779208no chats from the club were ever leaked, are you sure you aren't a schizo too
7 and chiyoposter admits he's straight and larping as man lover to seek the affection of a father he never had
>>565776271>Just kick a good active player because I say soHmmm no? Retard>>565779109This but unironically. The club has no drama outside the idiot that keeps bringing it up in the thread because he is too much a spineless coward cuck to talk without the mask of anonymity.
>>565779292I can look the archive for it. He posted club chat where his lover is like agreeing with dancho rule or whatever. Schizo probably didn't like that.
Someone needs to infiltrate Uma&co
>>565779396>He posted club chat where his lover is like agreeing with dancho rule or whatever.Wasn't that an edit from some other club?But someone did post discord screenshots though.
>>565779208question is which of the club members it is? i saw someone drop another doxx of their member but at the same time it came out of nowhere
>>565779018Yeah you get those apples, you're a real motherfucking Nanaya Shiki and you play on wifi because you're close to the router.
>>565779396lol retard if you are talking about this, i made that image and it was originally a mambo meme
>>565779324Uma&co's club drama exists entirely outside of the club which is kinda funny because it means it's forced and some kind of dramacord conspiracyEveryone in the club is chill and happy, except for a very unsubtle sabotage or two who never says anything in club chat but shits on the club in the thread
Please take this one seriously - it is more important than you may realize.http://poal.me/sxaqknhttp://poal.me/sxaqknhttp://poal.me/sxaqkn
>>565779454why do horses have british teeth
>>565779454
It's been two CMsIs Radiant Star a meme? I tend to think it really isn't
>>565779258She doesn't move merch bro
>>565779324ntrfag please
>>565779498they cant use toothpaste
>>565779018>I posted it firstNo...that can't be...impossible...They taste better sliced for some reason. To be precise it was a Daily Double, cheeseburger, 4 nuggies, small fries, apple pie, and root beer. I think that's close enough to be twins
>trying to force club drama againDon't you fags get tired? Why don't you do a MANT run or play a backlogged video game? How about a backlogged anime? You can even consider being productive and learning a new skill. Maybe even workout?
>>565779436Well it got answered already, it's a fake.>>565779460Come on man don't call me a retard, I'm trying to record history here. For the future generations.
>>565779517potentially good skill but very expensive for how incocnsistent it is
>>565779517it's an ok filler skill if you don't have anything better to buy. It enables a 10% or something chance for you to perfect proc it and run down the entire lobby
Reminder to do your TT runs. Calculations will start in 1 hour
>>565779557you need to know history first to record it retard
>>565779527Is that 12 bucks for a Donna figure???
>>565779590thanks maya
>>565779095Who is him
>>565779590I've actually had two weeks where i cucked myself out of 75 carats because of reset day
>>565776948wtf are you talking about bro I would never not be banging Helios. unironic 3+ times a day in any little nook of privacy I can find, rooftops, alleyways, bushes, bathrooms, my office, karaoke, she's pure sex and if she's not on the pill her running career doesn't stand a chance against my daily cum onslaught.now that I say that, I wouldn't be surprised if Tracen supplies and mandates every student be on the birth control pill. There's probably been too many pregnancy dropouts in the past. They know it happens, they can't stop it, so to protect the school from the fallout every girl MUST agree to it to attend the academy.
>>565779710his /uma/ bf
There is no drama in Uma&Co
Hmmmm today I will play Ultra Golshi Mode>10th place at the Satsuki Sho 3 clocks in a row
>>565779798No such thing exists retard it's a retarded forced meme
>>565779667it's a prize figureif you're good with claw machine you can easily fish for one with less than 10 tries and sell them to 2nd handed store
No one ASKED.No one CARES.Shut the FUCK up.Go do a MANT run.
>>565779823If you have concentration it cancels the debuff
>>565779823needs more midrace
>>565779527GoodA real lady doesn't concern herself with such mundane and objectification concept.
>>565779550Uma goddess that is a good meal indeed, I declare you are my twin now as I eat this nuggie in one bite.>>565779552I did 20 pushups this morning and I felt really good
>>565778058why do i get the feeling this is cringe futa shit and not based amazon press?
>>565779828no...
>>565779806>>565775495what happened with sleeping?
>>565779879only the late start partthe debuff still delays your early acceleration
>>565779921I just woke up
Is it 2 more CMs after Taurus for MANT?I'm down to 100 clocks...
Posting NTR activates him like a Manchurian sleeper agent huh... You don't even need to be his obsessed lover, just post the Uma.
>>565779913Stop reading too many chiyoposts
>>565779984Same. Wanna cuddle for while before getting up?
>>565779910Don't worry, it's Amazon press and cock milking
>>565779292there was that pink shoes thing I think
>>565780047to a schizo anyone who posts the uma is his personal object of obsession
>>565779848But I'm out of borrows....
mr doto is turning into an alpaca
>>565779921It's probably not the same person.
>>565780076Me and finemo posters
>>565779527to be fair that figure is shit. Her racewear is great but that dress is so missmatched nobody would want that ugly thing except obsessive collectors with 5 other figures of her already.
>>565780130You have no visionThe cleavage is a perfect target for hot glue
>>565778058source onegai
>>565780093Ngl this is fascinating. I'm studying psychology and doing research on the effects of the internet and what social interactions through the net can do the brain.
>>565780076Tempting invitation but I must refuse, I'm only for Topro and Ayabe
>>565779018I like to save images i see other anons post often so i can use them myself and cockblock them from their stupid toys. I'm lying
>>565780229As a psychology graduate myself, this seems a bit ironic.
@bourbok edit Uma&co dancho in this for future reference
>>565780249I HATE IT
stop picking fights with my ex-dacchis
It's so funny that Kitajima Saburo bought Kitasan Black for 3.5 million yen, yet his stud fee now is now 25 million yen per shot. Thanks to Croix du Nord, next year the price will surely goes up to maybe 30 million yen. Imagine your single cum is 10x more expensive than yourself.
>>565780125We all love NTR here
>>565780239kill yourself
Newbro here, what's your thoughts on end closer savvy?
https://jiggie.fun/QkZAxC https://jiggie.fun/QkZAxC
>>565780418I hate her and I hate you.
>>565780431A must get in early MANT run so your Uma doesn't get blocked
>>565780229what did you learn>>565780318i dont get it
>Hitting enough mood downs to require a fucking recreation turn in MANTMaru you fucking old biddy i swear to fucking god
I love NTR
>>565780361This whore has exes? ewwwww.
>>565780431Last thing to buy after buying everything else unless you created a witlet uma.
>>565780491Golden Oldies?
>>565780528That and she dont know what the fuck spam is
>>565780469>>565780523My goldship has 900 wit, is that witlet
>>565780125What do you mean? I'm literally him>>565780504I also love NTR
>>565780447Rice wouldn't say that
>>565780582Spam came out in 1937
>>565780601not great, not terrible
>>565780492NEVER goofs up
>>565780427you first babe
>>565780504Wait...which NTR...?
So the umanko "leaks" are fake, you're all aware of this and openly state you made them up, but still pretend like they're real? Why are you people like this? Is it the latinx water?
>>565780601No. A high-roll will get you 1000+ Wit, but crying over 900 Wit is not touching grass behavior.Below 800 is Witlet territory, below 600 is glue retard territory.
I love NariTa bRian
Top Road
>>565780698>>565780650Ok thanks bwos, i will not get savvy then. Good luck to your cms
Never Train Rice
>no wit ankles >no good wit cards statwise>no usable gold skills on wit cardswhy aren't we all using 18* wit sparks again?
>>565780361Mqueen what are you doing?You're supposed to drink the Kale first and then eat the cupcake
>>565780780I always train Rice
>Just kick the guy that is active because he avatarfagsOkay lets say it happensYou do realize he is going to be picked up by another A+ club or even an S rank one, right? He actually plays the game unlike you. So what is the end game here?>>565780621Anyone posting NTR is him
>>565780783wit is a meme stat that does nothing
>>565780783Finemo+Marvelous is enough
>>565780783You still haven't unlocked the wit ankle weights?
>>565780810yada desu wa
>>565780818My wife is so cute I love her
we should all wife TopRothen we can all say we love NTR
>she takes a lane outside so wide she just fucking disappearsg-god bless
I'm posting Crown, you guys are all gay.
>>565781134Dia mogs sadly
Should i get Super Lucky Seven?
You niggers keep summoning her in my runs.
>>565781173Second place at the Kisaragi Sho
>NARITA brian>NARITA TOP road>mayano TOP gun
>>565781071She's mine but she's that lovable, I'll allow it >>565781173You are not immune to NTR propaganda
>>565781301Sexual week
>>565781173she's an easy fuck thoughbetter than uodka, taiki, flower, pearl etc
I don't like Narita Top Road but that's only because I'm not big on blondeas and prefer raven-haired beauties
>>565781361
Since you guys are just doing drama, let's try something else.Your job and wealth status?
>>5657784077 and you shut yourself up by sucking my
>the pride of mejiro>dresses like THIS
Narita's Huge Top Roads
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuU U U U U U U U
>>565781448None.Broke.
>>565781448NEETLots of savings and very well off family
>>565781448how can you play umamusume, especially Trackblazer and have a job?
Alright man you can stop now. No one actually likes NTR
>>565781448you first…
>>565781448Nice try Umassad
Why are they avoiding him bros?
>>565781537my wife
>>565781448I select non-brown people as tenants and collect their rent
>>565781624I like NTR and Pokke’s roommate
>>565781448Nice try Mr. CIA
I don't know about you guys but my anti-schizo [-] button is getting quite the workout today.
I'M GONNA LIVEEEEEEEEEEEE
Have (You) ever used the photo album? I just checked mine for the first time in months and found a cute Maya.
>>565781448Do not use boomerzensky to ask personal informationyou're supposed to only ask shit related to unc tier hobbies
>>565781448TrainerLiving on minimum wage with a side job as a teacher after my ace horse left me for nationals
>>565781448Controller. Roughly 125k in savings because I've always been extremely frugal. Perfect job for ultra autists who enjoy messing around with data all day.>>565781590Based. If I had rich parents, I'd be a neet my whole life and chill too.
whats the most brainless fan farm setup? I'm just gonna loop uma stan and Nimble Nav on whatever character, maybe PTO also
STOP THE COUNT
>565781734>bro let me go to this party and don't interact with anyone
TAZUNAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BBQ TAZUNA MY FINEMO IS FUCKING BLUE TAZUNAAAAAAAAAA
>implying you're part of the partyFuck off schizo
>>565781901Finemo is never my issue, it's always stinko...
next dirt expansion soon on JP?
I don't know about you guys but my anti-anti-schizo [-] button is getting quite the workout today.
>>565775497is your oshi in here?
>>565781624He's mad because his thread died so he's either samefagging or discord raiding
>>565781975TOKYO DAAAAABHY 2!?
>>565781590yanko...
>>565781765hey remember when we used to do illegal screenshots, /uma/?
>>565781981I'm just thinking about cock and balls
>>565781984Yes
>>565781975the dirt agenda shall rise!
>3 rainbows on speed>1 rainbow on wit>sweepy decides to train wit
>>565781984>You look great in a crown.
>>565782214but bwowe gonna save energy bwo
>>565782214just trust sweepy bwo u are gonna overcap speed
Mile S award...
>>565781984>dream, again and again
>>565781984Doxx, again and again
>>565782429>>565782451
It's going to be a busy day.
>>565781984>The "miracle" comes from a long sprint.>Prayers answered, dreams fulfilled.>Dream, again and again.
>>565782451>>565782498
>>565782269i wonder if we will ever get liberty island
That slope condition seems to be super specific.Which CMs do the extra speed work on?
>>565782763this CM
Five hours, gentlemen.
>>565782763the one it released incygames is shameless like that
>>565782860
Seven hours
>>565782763tokyo turf only. all distances. no other courses apply. She's good for Taurus and Gemini and then she'll be used 4 more times in the 33 CMs between then and current JP.
Nine hours
>>565782860it's not fair you guys are cheating....snipe like a real man!!
>>565782848>>565782875>>565782914I see, thanks anondacchis
>>565782964What would that be?
>>565781448Military. I'm not rich but say if I were to whale, I could do it and not be broke.
Six hours
how important are corner skills anywaycan i just this daughter
>>565783006Six seven hours
>>56578300667
MAMBO DAHHBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ANONS WILL BE RACING IN FIVE HOURSMAY THE BEST TRAINER WIN
the third mambpact is coming...
>>565782860Reminder that using Hachimi can effectively boost your chances, and be able to login faster and check the club faster.
>>565783012She's going to have a hard time competing for position mid race unless your lobbies will be full of dominators. She has neither F&F nor 15000000CC. Can work but will be inconsistent
DANCHOU JUST SENT A STICKER IN THE CHAT
>>565782860for?
DANCHOU JUST PARAGLIDED OVER MY HOUSE
Danchou just flew over my house
>>565783213See>>565783084
How are you niggas still worried about TT shit? Are you guys that lazy that you refuse to make S-SS Umas? You don't even need to use any clocks; you're just inflating stats as much as possible and buying skills that will activate most of the time.
>>565781984>衝撃の伝説>Legendary Shockhmmm nyo, A Shocking Legend would be a non retarded translation
Guess which gacha just came out 2 weeks ago that made danchode drop uma
>>565782269>>565782693She deserves to be in the game, do the owners deserve it though?
>>565783259No clue
which mambotrainer are we betting on?
>>565783326Mambocchi will save us
>>565783259MANT is simply dogshit desu
My mambros will be so distracted by the danchou derby that they won’t notice me taking all the sprint shoes for myself, heh
>>565781448None, last year in uni.Some money in reserves, but would be quickly burnt on living costs once I move out of my moms house.
>>565783259Stop lying. Danchou is just out buying snacks for everyone. He'll be back soon.
>>565783326I don’t care as long as we can still go to Japan and watch the Arima Kinen again this year
>>565783435For once I let you have them
Good morning bros
>>565775497Crazy game is dying we sub 35k now
DANCHOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUDO SOMETHING OR YOU WILL MEET THE SAME FATE AS MAMBOCHOU YOU HEAR ME?
Hags...
>>565783698Game is so dead my club is still climbing ranks with multiple flatlinersFLAT IS JUSTICE!
>>565783641Good morning Pearl anon!
>>565783000just dont cheat....
>>565783802Hello!
kita test899057438990574389905743
>>565783818I dont know how to cheat nor would I do it if I knew.
>>565783698I think it'd be very funny to keep danchos corpse in the club, like one of the deer heads
>get Medium S early>Mister shiibee and Creek don't finish their events
>>565783326v*ttic bought the votes of the top earners the mambolection is already rigged
If I get the danchou I'll do our top earners the favor of being freed from carrying multiple flatliners. By kicking the top earners.
>>565783792
>>565783851rapedone more958169759581697595816975
MAKE MAMBO GREAT AGAIN!
>>565783851Kita sex more like it
>>565783984Cool, let's trade your top earners with our flat liners
>>565783326an***us here. I'm going to bed now and probably won't wake up / be alert enough in just 4.5 hours sleep. factor that into my odds before you take any bets.
>>565784169Sure I'll make danchou's B club dream come true.
>>565784056betterlast last one on god915423409154234091542340
It's classic year and my brain only realised now what's wrong here
>>565784324Sexadonna
>>565784325with enough speed weights, anything is possible
>>565784229thanks for joiningnot having 1.2k wit is still annoying, might remake againalso rice being more useless than normal but I don't know who else to builddoes anyone by chance know when your speed goes into effect?
>>565784460Thanks for hostingMy Teio didn't proc much skills and her recovery. I need to stop making her a witlet
>>565784460Thanks for hosting! Managed to get a win at the end.Pretty sure speed starts slightly mattering once position keep ends but only really takes full effect late race (ie when accel starts).Also man your Kita jobbed the first one so hard that my Brian procced ult early from overtaking her on the corner what the hell happened there
>>565784524Can you post your Teio anon?
>>565784195anus lol
Trainer, ich habe Durchfall ... Können wir die grünen Getränke von meinem Ernährungsplan streichen und keinen Analsex mehr haben...?
Fenomeno looks like a man
>>565784583+ Radiant Star and Fighting spiritThis was my 6th attempt and still trying to make a better one
>>565784573>Pretty sure speed starts slightly mattering once position keep ends but only really takes full effect late racehmm I see because in the second race she was kinda starting to run off on her own, but that could've been wit related tooI think she either whiffed gw or maestro, forgor. she fell behind too early for anything else to have happened
>>565784642
well...
>>565784675>guts buildKWAB NGMI
it's 11pm on reset here... nyehehehehe SEAmambros WON...
>g*rman umaew
>>565784642Do people really speak that mumbo jumbo
>>565784642>Analsex
>>565784728mambo is an eurogawd club THO
>>565784725I'm a GUTS believer and also because this build is more fun to do
Orb
>>565784460speed stat doesn't matter at all for your actual velocity until the late race starts, before that point your velocity is determined by a random roll influenced by your wit
>>565784728any mambo ladyboys in the chat?
>>565784675now I want to guts too, would have to use someone with a gold recovery in their kit though. and speed bonus so I can do 2 wit
Why don't all the mambwos just fuse together and create one massive mambodanchou?
>>565784805guts build work best on 20% speed umas so they can go wit cards and still have decent wit.
>>565784642nein ja himmel drittestock!der erste tag, mein kleines Pferdchen.
>>565784859Potential gay singularity event, too risky
>>565784834wit game wit game
>>565784324Hag sex
>>565784846I'm planning on replacing my Natie for Laisu and maybe guts build again but her golden recovery is COOLDOWN >>565784865If only OG Teio has a golden recovery
>>565784859I have no interest in being danchou though
>>565784818
>>565784917Despite popular opinion, I would personally have sex with Maruzensky
>>565784818I play her in attack position
>>565785005She's one of the most loved umas here
this is like the easiest dancho everall he has to do is exactly nothing and the club will thrivehe doesnt even have to check club chat because he can tell if theres a flatliner by the amount of satanic winning ticket posts
>>565785005Sex with hags is a very popular opinion thoughbeit?
7 and I eat out like a pig today.
>>565785039Are you German
>>565785114>today
Danchou is still wearing the anniversary outfit...
>>565785106I love the hags in this hag general
>>5657851147 and you go on a diet
>>565785114I'll do it for you
>>565785115Nyein
is schedule optimizer broken?
Danchou is still wearing the bunny suit....
>>565785214you should be
>>565785114Eating out Teio like a pig.
HAGBROS STAY WINNING
Cant wait to take the old danchou behind the club shed and put him out of his misery.
mares, filliesi will sex them all
Tallying...
S-s-save..........me............
>>565785326keep his shriveled corpse in the club like a hunting trophy
>6% faildie spefat
I want to believe that Mambodanchou is and have always been reading the threads grinning like a madman from all of our reactions and that he will log in minutes before the reset.
>>565785437Nu, dont wanna. Clean slate, a new start.
>15-20 Mambros are going to fight to become danchouyou love to see it
>>565785607I'd rather fight to have sex with Curren instead
curren is a whore who loves choking on ojisan cock
make a good luck charm out of danchou corpse
literally me
>>565785683Yeah, mine
>>565785607I HATE CURREN
Why are they sending a bunch of random ass horses to the L'Arc this year?
Why does cygames only take down the good jpbros and drawfags art but not the ugly slop machine art?
>>565785789You cannot copyright AI arts
mambodanchou skin rug
>>565785745no...nyo........not frogland...
Why do you guys hate Curren if you're gay? Shouldn't you relate to her lust for unwashed ojii-san cock?
>>565785852Raped at the L'Arc or raped at the BCC which one would be better?
>>565785912losing in frog land won't do anything to Yanko's stud value as a dirt horse
Okay but I really really really really really reall yreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really real ly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.Thank you Cygames. You spoil me so much. Stego is so, so cute...
Okay
Who's the new mambodanchud? Did they disband yet?
fuck you A.I arts!
>>565786060
>>565786141This is a blue board anon
>>565786141naked
>>565786141GOOD GRIEF SHE'S NAKED
>>565786192So?
>>565786141Donkey ears
>>565786285Thats a good thing!
Mejiros
I need a new club. Which club is the most racist? Alternatively, which club has the best ERP sessions?
>>565786438>best ERP sessionsYou're too late. AlmondLove is already dead
>>565784642I don't speak Nazi can someone translate?
>>565786141PUT THEM AWAY!
>>565786438AlmondLove would've been the one for you. They were top in both criteria.
>>565786438Form a new club that does the best of both of those
>>565786438/uma/ club but you need to post a timestamp of your cock to get in
>>565786141big
>>565786478Coach, I have diarrhea... Can we remove the green drinks from my diet and no more anal sex...? t. Uma Translate
wait how much stam do i need for keekookah sho again?first time running triple crown
>>565786438>which club has the best ERP sessionsthat would be my club!
>>565786608Bright would NOT say this
>>565786608Could I trick Mejiro Bright in to having sex with me? Like if I told her I needed to blow my load off right now or I would get testicular cancer and she was the only one who could save me would she believe me?
>>565786631400
>>565786631400 late is enough
BIG EAR'D UMAS
good morning, dacchis
>>565786631450 to be clock safe
>>565786672You could say they're all ears
yeah, big ears
>>565786691Fuku wouldn't say this
>>565786631450+
>>565786650Uma Translate said that, not Bright, desu wa.>>565786657She would know you are lying but pretend not to know and let you nut out of pure love, this is evident going off her last 2 character stories
>>565786772They say that by themselves
I'm from /vm/ uma and there is nothing you can do about it.
umasexy
>>565786903Welcome
>play ryan parent because out of borrows Now I can see why Ryan fucking SUCKS
>>565786903Hello anon.
umanko
>>565786903Just dont stealth report every single post that isnt autistically discussing anything other than game meta and you can stay
https://youtu.be/tJY4GeF9Sa8
>>565786903hey
>>565786903sup
>>565786903How's your CM13 aces /vm/anon
>>565787167round
Cheers, big ears.
I quit. I cannot endure the mountain of lesbian propaganda this game peddles anymore. When I started I thought this game was wholesome and promoting healthy and normal lifestyle, but with the ballroom and mant events Cygames has shown their true colors. The special connection between the trainer and the trainee is being replaced with the trainee lusting over their rivals. Everything feels hollow and meaningless now.
/vm/a is laughing at us again
>>565786465>>565786495Stop deadnaming the club. It's TamaLove now
Why is this game like>2* horseWon every race he competed in and went on to compete internationally>3* horseHe was weirdly fat and won a race this one time and it was super hype
Opera's tiny ears are quite amusing to me and very cute.
>>565786903Hello fren
>>565787353Just say you like Vodka
>>565787285(you)
Oguri pull up THAT fishing image
>>565787285>I quit. bye anon
Quick, does anyone have that image of mambo with her tonge out?
Wassup?
King Halo
>>565787551Stop posting this, it keeps giving me a boner
boyhorse...
>>565787529Are you talking about this one?
I'm so glad my club blacklisted all Uma&Co members, turns out they're all massive faggots.
>>565787551onahole
>>565786631500 or else
>>565787634I might be misremembering. It's a chibi of an uma that has a really long tongue out in a crazy face
>>565775497Cute OP.HaythereOur club has two open spots, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>565787725Only one I have that matches that I think is this
>>565786939Ryan is actually easy to train if you pair her up with Dober
>>565787725you're probably thinking of freaktono diamond
>>565787274Does ear size matter?
>>565787809>>565787868perfect, thanks
>>565787809>>565787868*licks you*
Hate this game, hate this general, hate you faggots. Finally freeing myself from you retards and won't miss a single one of you, especially you Teiofags. Have an awful life you fags.Cya.
>>565787115I had no idea Neecha was so lascivious...
>>565787876It depends.
>>565787827I don't have a good dober parent on my own, though I could try
>>565787879
>>565787794Make that three
>>565787969Welcome back
>>565787431>>565787518You are supposed to beg for me to stay like true umadachi
>>565788117The only thing I beg for is sex
>>565788117sorry anon but your original post had too many words, i dont like you
>>565787969Anon practicing his bait game very cute
>>565788117You'll be back tomorrow anyway, bro. See ya then
there's no such thing as a good umorning so bad umorning and bad umonday
>>565787969See (you) later, gwo.
>>565788168this but a /uma/bf
>staygold spamming tranny who doesn't play the game shitting up the thread
>>565788281Let's say, hypothetically, someone here agreed to be your /uma/bf against all odds. What would you even do after that?
>>565788286Can I genuinely ask why you hate Stegofag so much? The guy literally just posts maybe once a day that he loves Stego and posts a few Stego pictures. It's harmless. I could completely understand NTR and Chiyo avatarfagging 12 hours a day and always using their pictures for unrelated shit, but why are you so angry about one guy who posts occasionally?
>>565788458Off topic bullshit of an ugly Uma. Chiyoposter is also a faggot but engaging with him makes him erp harder
heh
>>565788458because some people simply have hatred in their hearts and will get disproportionately mad at anything that even slightly annoys them. Just kinda sad
10% fail jujst fucking sauijhgews9io8ujh sgeduhihjges wiuohhjousedg uijhesrgd uihesgr iujhesg uhi
>>565788395>against all oddsdon't put it like that...
>>565788572i hate being awake i hate being alive umamusume
>>565788630I'm sorry to here that bro... things will eventually improve. Focus on the things you can change first and the rest will follow
>>565788538>N*R excludedNoticing...
>>565788783He talks about the game even if he's wrong with his advice sometimes
>>565788812
>>565788812rice shower open leg and fuck
>>565788865>sometimesNoooooticing..............
>>565788865>sometimes
Thread would be dramatically improved by Yuri
I'm tired of MANT but there are literally no other horse games wtf what the fuck have horsegirls (real) been doing. Should I play Barbie Horse Adventures
>>565789036Agreed
we must hurry to the next thread
Holy smart
>>565788812pointing is rude
>>565789079>no other horse gameshey
>>565789164Rice is a rude and evil uma.
>>565789279Don't say that...
Did someone say hay? Where?
>>565789279That's not a random act of kinda nice
>>565789301Look at her, wearing all that villainous clothing. She needs to take it off.
>>565789385Cool your jets
you guys should be nicer to me
you guys should be meaner to him
>>565789476>>565789547You two should fuck
Deploy ze slide
7 and
>>565789397Don't say that...
>>5657896127 and what?
>>565789667OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>565789667we must nowwhat?
>>565789742we eat yummy carrots. yummers.....
Why don't doujin artists draw umaporn except slightly different so the yakuza can't go after them?
>>565789932Some of them already do that by removing the ears
>>565789932>except slightly differentexplain further
>no Med S run>get thisT-Thanks Goldshi
>>565789932I want to have sex with my wife, not some shitty knock off
>>565789982That's horrible. I want to come in their ears!
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>565790050
>>565790056SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP SLORP
oh what's this? an entire manga chapter for the nepo baby and his nepo babies? of course! gotta push the gold kkklan agenda! every fucking day you gotta show off new shit for them because they clearly got paid by their owners to pretend they're still relevant. as if they aren't just retard tourist magnets. so many uma go unnoticed and they would rather shill the same bitches over and over and over again for no real gain
>buy maestro to win haruten>end up at like 950 stam by the end of the career
>>565790321thats the recommended stam for pacers THO
Yae
>>565790269raped
I umafucking umahate umayou umafaggots
Tachyon LOVE
>>565788395Go on romantic dates, cuddle a ton, play games and watch shows together, learn about each other's interests, etc. You know, couple stuff.
Some people may call him a villain but, for me he's my fuacking hero.
>>565790854You are straight. A gay man would have instantly jumped to choking on cock
>>565790854I meant immediately after. How would you go about contacting them? How would you meet up considering you probably live a large distance apart? How would you know you're phyiscally attracted to them?
No gaslight please, I'm retarded. How's Dominator vs Murmur vs triple ace for this track?
I'm not a faggot. Any girls here? Please be my /uma/gf.
>>565790901We're posting heroes now?
>>565790901creeku...
>>565791049If the horse girl stereotype is anything to go by you need to have a massive dick to attract an /uma/ gf
>>565790973
>>565790669TM Opera genuinely needs a movie where she rapes everyone for 2 hours and then Digi and Doto beat het shit in at the last 15 minutes
>>565791049They're either lesbian or transGive up, gamer
>>565788458Chiyoposter is kinda cute and funny though.
i don't need med S if i have 120 speed in greens right :^)
>>5657910925.5 inches is the best I can do.
Let's go gambling!
>>565791023Triple ace will always be the most consistent strategy. Dominator is a meme imo and only enables your opponent's lates and ends to push up and fight for 6th/5th, though you can build those hybrid (but then just make an actual late/end ace). Murmur can def fuck over some people that are greedy with stamina though since you need a decent amount this track.
I AM READY FOR MY STATE MANDATED /UMA/GF!
>>565791023I've only lost to double dom once so far
>>565791175What if your opponent has that and Med S?
>>565791018I met my ex on 4chan too, so I've been down thar road before. You exchange contact info and then spend some time talking to see how your chemistry is first. Only once enough trust is built up do you exchange pics or do video calls, and only after doing that for a while you meet up.It goes without saying that you need to be extremely careful when doing anything with another Anon, and there's a certain risk no matter how much time you spend with each other first.
ANYTHING?????
>>565791120hey
>>565788395lots of hardcore kinky sex and BDSM play.
>>565791284Make full use of the rub in the right places. And happy birthday, Anon.
>>565791264>you need to be extremely careful when doing anything with another AnonTo be fair you need to be extremely careful when doing anything with another human being, you can go on a tinder date and get drugged and turned into another organ harvesting statistic
>>565791264>meeting anyone off imageboardsNigger all of those stories are bullshit and they already knew each other before posting there. People lie on the internet all the time. All of you are bots just talking in circles only to each other.
>>565791345there's a real faggot, they only care about sex
>>565791264If you have had that experience then fair enough. But I feel like your odds are significantly better chatting up people at cons or other events for people with similar interests than openly begging for a boyfriend in a thread decidated to discussing a horse racing game.
>>565791175My Chiyo kinda struggles and she has Med S too... Although you have a better mid race compared to my nonexistent one
>>565791284Happy birthday, you share a birthday with Gimlet
>>565791264>build up trust over months>finally share pics>get ghostedHow to get hurt in just 3 simple steps
>>565791489zamn germans look like that?
>>565791284The birthday messages last for like a week or so mine 2 weeks ago so that's how I know
>>565791528I remember ghosting someone I met on Tinder who didnt have any pics in their bio like that.... (we had talked for about a week). Felt really bad about it after
>>565791445My last relationship was with a /co/ fag that I met through that board and didn't know before that. It happens, whether you believe it or not.
>>565791624Hello, other Bouquet poster
Sex with Ayabe
Don't get a 4chan gf/bf. I swear, every single one of you fuckers has severe depression and drinking issues.
>>565791225Mr Krabs wouldn't say this
>>565791779same bestie
>>565791816I don't have drinking issues.
>>565791816I don't drink at all actually
>>565791816I have drinking issues but not depression
>>565791816I have never drank any alcohol in my life ever
>>565791816I'm lonely and I want a bestie!
>>565791816Arisa, save forestcraft ...
>>565788286We lost around 10k-20k players starting this month. Nobody likes to play anymore. Expect this upcoming CM to be significantly harder
only a few more hours until reset and we can talk about the game and our shitty runs again....
>>565786141>happy after sexyou love to see it
/uma/ relationships are impossible because gacha generals is 90% browns who hate other browns
>>565791993>Arisa CreekUnfathomably based. Can't believe I didn't have this one yet. Thanks.I quit around 2 sets ago. Is Forest still fucked?
>>565792135No shit the whitest American uma player is rednu
>>565786631front runner needs 450 stam + white recovery. This is pretty consistent win. Less, and you're asking to be fuckedother styles need 400ish stam + white. In both cases you can get away with less, but you will burn clocks like a motherfucker, which isn't fun at all.
>>565791993I would kill for uma mom to meet Shadowverse mom.
>>565791679>made up bullshit reddit story>anyone else trying that gets banned by jannies >entire situation is just fabricated by LARPing discordfaggots who met IRL first and just pretend they met on here to troll anonsYeah i'll pick "shit that didn't happen for $2000".>>565791816I don't. But you faggots keep banning and shutting me out. Then refer to your own selection bias as always without ever giving me a chance.
>>565786804>that outfitwhen do we get that event WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN
Maybe no one wants to be your bf because of how bitter you are
>>565792437>this is meatYeah, mine
>>565792349I don't know what to tell you other than it literally happened. Why is it so hard for you to believe? With so many users on a site, there are bound to be some who meet up. It would be weirder if noone ever did. Did an Anon break your heart or something?
>>565792539>>565792539
inashaumallah next thread will be better
>>565791816It's pretty much a given only trannies keep trying to push that kind of thing
>>565792349>anyone else trying that gets banned by janniesMaybe on /uma/, but other boards have a different culture. Fucking /mlp/ had a gay general with maps for meetups, a Discord server link and everything.Your personal experience does not mean that it's impossible.
>>565792180Yeah, They're sharing the same VA. Forest was good last set to the point they had to nerfed one card, now in the current set its back to copium.
The Finemo cutie owes me a smooch
>>565792770Sorry but I'm straight....
>4 Kale Juices in Junior yearMy Trainee isn't going to like this...
>>565792893She's going to swallow it and she's going to like it.
>>565792525>Just trust me broyeah now I know you're a lying faggot>>565792659>Your personal experience does not mean that it's impossible.And you're just a gaslighting discord tranny. I've seen that most of these anons end up doxxed and often have some kind of criminal record related to discordfaggotry. Ban hammers really do instill a god complex in the lot of you that only Law enforcement can humble.
>>565794163What could I possibly post to prove it to you, Anon? I feel like no matter what I provide, you'll claim it's made up.
can you faggots stop ruining the board. no one cares about you finding a same sex boyfriend faggot. im interesting in girls not fags
what does kale juice taste like
like kale
