Previous: >>565810142>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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Mambo has three open spots, one of which could be filled by YOU. Quotas are for queers, one career every 3 days minimum. Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Hey gamers, hope you've been having an umazing Muv Luv Monday! I wish you all good luck with class 6 retention and good luck training your Taurus aces!You may have missed the Steam sale but with how ass these threads have been you might want to consider giving Muv Luv a try anyway
I miss the Teiosoundposter
na vista na vista na vista na vista
Get it together, human. Act like the professional you're supposed to be.
>>565831958
>>565831850>>5658318712ndary wife, Mr CB+Ace, spotted>>565831918I miss the chiyosoundposter
>>565831918I miss the Teioposter. He had rage down to a science, his hatred of the piggy felt so refreshing, so goodRIP, Teiobroplease come back
this thread will be gayer
Who's ready to be doto this thread
>>565831958yeah yeah, go back to clean your trainer's room
This thread will have no schizos
wahey
>>565831958Fuck i love air groove maaaanUp there with fuji kiseki, ramonu, and gentil for me
>>565832030This thread will be 200 times gayer (nu-chiyoposter) and 2 THOUSAND percent more schizophrenic
>>565832110>the best girl even in other umas' careershow does she do it?
>>565832148You called?
I just got my Team Sirius card today.
>>565831869True
Bue of Bues
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen ur brick for sur alway rember kill air shakur
>>565832264boy power of the boy
No one unironically likes demon Curren, and no one will fall for her wedding alt either.
>another uma&co discord raid threadI'm off to gooning see you guys later
Uma&Co has an opening, comfy A+ club (~25m quota). Great community, CM help, chill, best club name. Reply with id if you want to join!
Coffee for the coffee horse, umas for the uma throne!
>>565832103Are you gay chiyaposter?
>>565832420Yeah?
>>565832446kick V first
>>565832446>Uma&Co has an openingshouldn't they naturally?
>>565832420She’s doggin it
uma feet
>>565832312she's mad he let the warm air out or something? I've never used a kotatsu
>>565832446You can also get BLACKLISTED and DOXXED
This thread will be greyer
I am sick to death of Super Creek in her respectful elegant race wear dress. I am sick to death of Super Creek the voluptuous mommy.I demand Super Creek the JK party skank. I demand supercreak acting her age.
>>565832572hHOLY SHIT A JOKE CHANGECREATIVE POST CONTENT OH MY GODF
150,000 fans showed up to the Keb Kinenhttps://litter.catbox.moe/wec45cqwkuirjkf8.webm
>>565832503
Danchou here for a PSA, and I wanted to give our lurking members a pep talk. Fanslaving? Good!Flatlining or below quota? Expect a muddy boot shoved up your hemorrhaging ass.That is all. Fanslave or die
>>565832659>filtered names in videotoo high effort
I got this big girl with my free roll, what is the appeal?
>>565832508>Fell for the propagandaNGMI
>>565832767Big
>>565832709i wish my danchou would rape blatant flatliner
>>565832561guess she's mad cause he touched her with his cold feet
SUPER IMPORTANThttps://poal.me/klm9bbhttps://poal.me/klm9bbhttps://poal.me/klm9bb
>>565832659RIP Bozo
>>565832767girl
>>565832832that makes more sense
>>565832767she's the architect
I think I might have reached the point where I no longer care about chasing the 1% run where I get UG for the upcming CM and I just go back to doing 1 parent run a day. Got a nice TT Bobo from my last run at least
>>565832767Crashing this kinen... With no survivors
>>565832994>>565832994>>565832994>>565832994
>>565832659ICHIBAN!
>>565832613
>>565832841all the uma porn is hideously ugly, so it's never even been close of a temptation
>>565832526Nyope, we have a stable community and rarely recruit unlike certain ones.
>>565833068>he needs porn to jerk it to umasweak0 wit0 guts
>he fell asleep too cute and precious
>>565832570>blacklisted>doxxedlol this is such an open league lady behaviordo you think a club like /uma/club fucking cares from where someone comes from as long they give the numbers, that's why they're above the rest of you dramasisters
>>565833093But you literally have a dude that terrorizes this general and triggers schizos every single day. That ain't stable
>>565833026
>>565832817Which club
>>565832446
Stop what you're doing and look at this picture.
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
seeing this thread's quality take a massive nosedive in the last 10 days is so sad, now it's always the same 4 timeloops>NTR avatarfag crying about no one liking him from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep>Chiyo/Fine/Curren faggots talking about faggot shit>spammer replying to everyone posting JP umas or avatarfagging and somehow a thread full of oldfags cannot ignore him so he keeps doing it>forced club drama and doxxing talking about sloptubers was unironically more fun than any of the above
>>565833189ok V
none of y'all could ever be Seiun Sky
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.
>>565833404Ok charles
>>565833404Post your boytitties, Charles
>>565833404I'm waiting for my /uma/ rival to wake up so I can start posting game stuff
>>565833673Sipping a bucket of semen
>>565833738Yeah, mine
One guy really just openly stated "from now on I will always post pictures of Fine Motion, I will become the fine schizo" and then proceeded to tarnish the reputation of all finemo posters
>finished with Aces>can't get med S on Cheer Nature due to Mile and End parents needed>try to join CM rooms>get assblasted in every single oneam i just fucked? I don't see myself making aces that are much better than these 3. The only option would maybe be medium S on digitan
>>565833828>due to Mile and End parents neededTake the med+long only pill
>>565833828>hes running an unironic suzuka acei kneel. good luck anon.
>>565833404It’s tiresome.
https://poal.me/cs7dflhttps://poal.me/cs7dflhttps://poal.me/cs7dfl
can Chrono Genesis manipulate time?can Neo Universe manipulate space?
>>565833196
>>565833810Oh nyo! The reputation of all Fine Motion posters has been tarnished! Where is the Chiyoposter, I need to have consensual sex with him since thread quality no longer matters!Fucking retard.
>>565834065nyonyes
>>565833828If you're losing with those, there's no way I'm getting to A finalsIs it a stamina issue by any chance?
>>565833404if it wasnt for the spammer and the NTRposter it would be tolerable i think. the unstoppable force of schizophrenia vs the immovable object of autism is just a combination that ruins the thread for everyone else.
>>565833828come on gwo u don't even need mile sparks on digitan you can just pray that 5 of your med sparks hit and you still have like 1 more week
>>565834218Ew 2*
>>565833427
>>565834218>3DPDNyo thanks
>>565834146>stamina issue by any chancenope they dont gas out. But even with everything procing well coguris just accelerate and overtake harder. Sometimes a Pace oguri will even overtake Suzuka in the final corner.>>565833908>med+longis that an actual thing? Never used a non-mile schedule for MANT yet
>>565834218Creek would do this.
How come nobody posts about Ines
>>565833828>no 2xdom>no coguriare you stupid or just new to understand that coguri and 2xdom is the only way to win in medium now?
>>565834081No he's right please shut up
>>565834152NTA but you should keep triggering the schizos until they kill themselves
>>565832030I can't hear anything, the video plays but there's no sound even on 4chanX
>>565834218considering how many photos of this creek cosplayer i see posted here its making me wonder if shes actually doing it herself
>>565834604catbox is very slow today. It loads after many many many seconds.
>>565833828Post deck and race count. Your skill list is pretty anemic
>>565833828Explain this end neicheer tech to me
>>565834482Only few people like her. I am one of them.
>>565834901I like her but i have zero carets rn after kneesocks nature drained my balls and then i went all in on CB...
>>565834729There you go.>>565834840I want to use an ace nature and rolled on the CB card so i use her as End to profit off Daring strike. Not much else behind that. Also i just like seeing end closers
the only good inside joke this general ever had was the Curren Falco war that came to an end after the fan gain event
>>565834713No I think the sound player is just completely broken, it was like this yesterday too after I tried an ad-hoc fix from /g/. I can at least see the filenames now but there's no sound
>>565835024>no medium Sisnt that basically a death sentence these days?
>>565831407I'm using this one, working fine for mehttps://www.gadegetkit.com/tools/calculator/uma-musume-race
>>565834261why is she looking at me like that?
>>565834901>Only few people like her.This seems improbable to me. She is super cute.
>>565834975You will not be forgiven
>>565835108Like >>565834204 said, i should probably redo the digitan to have S Med afterall
>>565834369>is that an actual thing? Never used a non-mile schedule for MANT yetIt is, it's just really annoying because there are chances you might need to buy cat food to ensure ult levels, and you net something like 2-3 fewers whites or 1 less gold ability on average because you have fewer race choices. It's one reason why Cafe is one of the last umas I tried to update for my TT, and may end up swapping her for Ayabe soon.
>>565834218
you know what, it's still better than stegonigger and the anti-stegonigger posting those tranny shit
The divegrass guy made a roster (should really be the one to announce that himself, but whatever). The roster is still missing a lot of nicknames for umas, though.
boysex
https://poal.me/k1whi3https://poal.me/k1whi3https://poal.me/k1whi3
>>565835330show her fat gut
>>565835303>cafedon't get me started on how painful to use Cafe is in MANT. Atleast with valentine alt she gets a lot better and A end from getgo
>>565835426Where the fuck is Oguri
>>565835460
>>565835426>no cap as in peaknah fuck off with this
>>565835241She knows why you're on the change outfit screen
>>565835426>don't have messi natureAlready failed
>>565835641>not fatWhats the point...?
>>565835641Thanks. I expected horror but I would plap that.
Why does she mean by this what if I tell her trainer x uma
>shortest miniskirt >air vents showing her hips>large ears for donkey lovers>huge boobs>still unpopular because of the hairbiggest fumble the character design team ever had, a disgrace for the actual monster horse
>>565835473wait her alt has better aptitudes?
Is Cafe even viable for CM13?
>>565835473I trained her for pisces but she really is annoying to train in mantblazer. She should be getting another alt at some point, no?
>>565832659>>>/vm/2421767>>>/vm/2421810So this was the humiliation race you were talking about
>>565835776yes, valentines one has A End Closer aptitude. Everything else is the same though
i have not won a single med CM since the first taurus
>>565835241
thoughts on this parent
>>565834369>is that an actual thing? Never used a non-mile schedule for MANT yetNTA but it works. Got tired of grinding for Med S on Tamamo with so many mile sparks. So made some good ones with med sparks only.Not sure what the best agenda set up is though.Only real annoyance is the first year, since you need to run op mediums to get coins. Makes it easier to level friendships and facilities though
>>565835848>>565835473B mile is actually enough but getting her there means you have to choose between end closer sparks or medium sparks. she's so weird.
>>565835770The hair is one of her best assets.Imagine being able to pomf =3 your oshi anywhere you go.
>>565835770Saw a post saying that if the tenno sho this weekend had Biwa instead of Wurttemberg they wouldnt need the photo shotI like her, she is hot as fuck
>>565835770That costume is awful. It looks like a jester suit. And her hair looks fine.
>>565835770biwa is sexy. her christmas alt is ABSURDLY sexy.
>>565835770don't shay that...
>>565835434sex with boys
>>565836070forgot the pic
post something cute
>>565836187no one says this
I will not stand for any Hayahide hate.
>>565835909confirmed that it was him making that post
>>565835024Ok so to give a quick rundown of what I'm seeing here:Generally speaking medium S is pretty mandatory. This is the longest medium track and thus you will be at top speed for quite a while, meaning the S vs A difference is significant. Everyone in rooms specifically has med S, so you're already at a disadvantage there. You also just have to race a bit more, try for 35+ races since the skill points and hints are what will end up making the difference in races, not having 100 more power or witFor Neicha idk why you really want her to be end (aside from getting value out of your CB). Daring Strike is the only mid race gold skill they can rely on so if you whiff that it'll be hard to fight for the higher positions that can get you to proc MPB and red shift. Dominator is also a questionable investment on an uma that is actually trying to win, it's a lot of skill points that can be used to get more velocity skills and like nimble nav. Picrel is my Brian who is doing really well as a late because she can proc both F&F and 15 mill CC, which both let her shoot to the front when position keep ends. Try maybe recreating that deck and seeing how many stam sparks you need (since Brian has 20% growth and Nature only 10)Digitan looks alright but you need both daring strike and curvature+one of the straight skills (which can proc right at the start or end of the race) to hit mid race to trigger tail held high, so it's far from guaranteed and she is also lacking that strong mid race because of it. She's def the best of the bunch though.Reached character limit talking about Suzu lol
>>565836290We love Biwa
>>565836290HayaHANGER ABORTION DUE TO BEING A WHORE
>>565836001
>>565835926End closer aptitude and a whole End Closer kit. Spurt, Encroaching Shadow, End Closer Straightaways, and some new End Closer skills that aren't in global yet.
>>565836283i say it. but i have a fetish for women in stockings and heels and her christmas alt has those, plus a dress with a slit straight up the front so you can see all of her legs.
>>565836001still ugly>>565836468still sexy
fall for shakur propaganda
>>565835434>>565836259Cygames had better add her into the game. Imagine if they did a Cinderella Gray banner alongside the release of the next series where you could get March and Dicta Striker.
>>565835770I didn't like her until she spooked me and I played her career. She's a real sweetheart.
>>565836463nyooooooooooooo
>>565825373nah, It's too easy to ignore shitposting for it to be worth
/uma/gf
>>565836768imagine the S-mell...
>>565836687monkeys pawit'll be 5 years away for global and itll eos before then
>>565836345I see, thanks for the input. I am just wondering what else to bring aside from the CB card when building a late Nature instead.
>>565836865Don't say that...
>>565836259ayo dis diddy ahh mfer
>>565836974
>>565836687>where you could get MarchLong haired or short-haired Maache? Because that'd be a dealbreaker for me
>>565836974Sorry, I don't speak Chinese.
>>565836431those are some big biwas...
>>565836345>>565835024Your Suzuka has multiple major issuesProblem 1: Solo frontingFronts need to build a lead big enough to not be overtaken by other positions later in the race and this can only be achieved if they have another front to constantly fight with so that they continue running at max speed. By running solo Suzuka ace you are not only hoping that someone else brings a front to fight her, but that that front is also conveniently weaker so that you're the one to proc angling (otherwise you're just enabling them)Problem 2: Lack of final straight velocityThe double circles in Spring and Left handed give her more max speed, but backliners will have strong final straight skills to catch up (ie triumphant pulse and co). Fronts need skills like barcarole to close out the lead that they have built or else their lower speed will just be their downfall. Even in the imaginary scenario where this Suzuka wins the front race against a random front, she has no way to secure victory.Problem 3: She's SuzukaSuzuka is only a strong ace when unrestrained is good and it's a risky gamble this cm. The meta fronts (Bobo, Smaru) have a way of securing first at critical points in the race with their uniques. If Suzuka is your oshi then don't let my doomposting stop you, but I simply do not see a single way for Suzuka to realistically win a race in Taurus. Maybe if you drop red shift entirely for barcarole and hope that angling+unrestrained proc at the same time?Rooms are harder than the actual cm. The only thing that matters is getting A finals and then it's a matchmaking RNG check. Anything can happen in a single race so don't let yourself be discouraged when your oshis cant compete in rooms against blinged out whale decks on meta umas.>>565836914I assume you would have brought finemo if you had her, but maybe try Kita/Tachyon/Power Sunday/Stinko/Tamamo Power (borrow)/any card that can give you 10% race bonus and then see how many stam sparks you need
Good Evening
>>565837217Long-hair and then an alt is released for CG s4 with the short-hair version.
>>565837225You made me laugh out loud while shitting in a full bathroom fuck you
oguri
>>565836345what if i double circles left handed and get FCMim not getting med S because i am in mile sparks hell
this captcha is so fucking bad holy shit
>>565837284Bless you for giving such detailed feedback! While Suzuka isnt an Oshi i like her and kinda wanted to make her work since i got her from free rollsI guess ill try making a vbourbon instead and try with the cheer nature late building. Bless your heart for actually taking the time to properly evaluate my aces
>>565837620The trick is to have the mile sparks on the grandparents since those are less likely trigger than your medium sparks on your parents. While double circling those will give you more speed, it's a pretty big investment of sp that you could have gotten for free from your inherits....
>>565837335evening cafe bro, I hope you have a nice rest of the day
>>565837741Punt TeioBuy Tsuru ice cream.
>>565834218holy fuck your avatarfagging ass is such an annoying and I'm pissed off that the schizo isnt attacking you as well even tho you full deserve ityou post nothing but off topic creek imagery to goon too like a /v/rannygo and die in a ditch holy fuck
>>565837697which one
>>565837335
>>565837815THEY ARE ALREADY ON MY GP IM NOT GETTING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>565837807No problem! Good luck with your runs anon, sometimes you just need to find out what the right puzzle pieces are for it to all come together and click.
>>565837741I’m just gonna join the latam community. At least they are soulful
>>565838009>bwoschizothats me
>>565838047sex with finemo posters
>>565838009already mambo flatlining
>>565838154>kick schizo
>>565837915it takes 5 iterations, >find one not like the others>three boxes of black/white boxes, some white some dark, all same pattern
>>565837945I'm sorry anon.... I don't know what advice to give aside from wishing you luck that your next inspiration events are better....
Eat shit night owl
>>565837284chatgpt sounding ass post
>>565838009please RAPE DANCHOU
>>565838332Night Owl got UMA ATTACKED
watch out Hayahide, there's a new banana fiend in town
cm13 status?
>>565838516i have no stam and you will have to
oh yeah, how did mambogeddon go over this morning
>>565836663lolalready have, months ago
>>565838434I take great offence to that so I'm going to tell you to kill yourself for even suggesting it
AAAAAAAAAAA IM CLICKING WIT IM WITMAXXING HAHAHA IM CLICKING WIT IM WITGAAAWD FINEMO NN AND CB GIVE ME YOUR WITS IM CLICKING WIT BOOOOOM RAINBOW RAINBOW RAINBOW VERY SMART HAHAHAHAHA>ends career with 29 raceshow could this have happened...
Got bored and doodled some Uma x Guilty Gear stuff lately
>>565835524>>565835664The caretaker is going to add her to the roster.
>>565838782nice
>close the tab once by accident>back in captcha hell now, and it's orders of magnitude worse than last time. oh my fucking god I had this site sometimes.
>>565838782was there a reason for it?
>>565838782Very cool, thank you for sharing!
is this usable for taurus? give it to me straight doc...
>>565838782
>>565838905group b
i bought stickers to pad out my aliexpress cart and there's an extra unrelated sticker for some reason
>>565838828What would you with the site anon
>>565838940>>565838832you're silly
>>565838905She's got Maruzensky as an inspiration, so she should PROBABLY be able to drive a Ford Taurus pretty well
>>565839102That's a weird looking Maruzensky
yup i think im done with her fuck this im out of mile sparks hell
>>565839042it's over
>>565839140This is all I got for now, but man do I love these two the most
I think we should ban every avatarfag on sight, especially the gooner ones!
>>565834482>Frontrunner specifically designed for the Derby>Next to no midrace
>>565839136rape whoever's responsible for these GODDAMNED CAPTCHAS
>>565839421depopulate the southern hemisphere and browns
>>565839421So you too, right? You troglodyte.
>>565839187G-Good one anon...
>>565839421pot, meet kettle
>>565839227holy overstammed
>>565837335Mutton coffee
>>565839140>>565839392Cute Ryan and Uokka
>>565839610i accidentally clicked rest when at full energy
Building parents and getting these shit sparks is making me want to kms.
>>565838905ehhh are you having trouble capping speed? It is so very extremely important this cm because of the long final straightGold ship career is easy mode with uma stan, if you can't cap speed replace fuku with mlb stinky. Don't overstam
Digitan LOVE
>>565839880why would you use that vodka as a gp
>>565839558that is RACIST!>>565839581 >>565839634>implying I didn't calculated that into my plansRETARD!
Only 2 more garbage CMs of needing to get Groundwork from inspirations and then I will finally be free
>>565838516Please tell my red Maru to get a medium spark in the next three days, or else I'm going to have to rely on Dominator cancer like I did last CM. Dominator would probably still be better, but I want to do some sovl this time.
>>565840017Looping.
>>565840171me and my stupid fucking friends
>>565840234We've reached a new low
gimme a jiggie
>>565840409nah this has been posted multiple times before unfortunately
>>565840234musumepretty
rebricked danchou must feel really dumb right now kicking totopo when uma&co kept ntrposter with zero repercussions
>>565840203>loooooping>3 whiteslmao>>565839880>building parentsin what, fucking URA? what the fuck is that statline
Torena-san! I'm so happy des :DDDD
>>565840485You spend way too much time here
>>565835760she will bring up Mr. CBT parents
Specute
>>565840523Ntr poster doesn't actively shit up threads only his schizo haters do
>>565840350Chop chop, get to it
>>565840523They openly have a Discord, they don't give a fuck
>>565840607yeah I know I'm unemployed.
>>565839392Potemkin and ryan wtf so cool
can pace chasers win now?or should i just stick to late surger flower like in aries
>>565840662Agemasen mentioned
>>565840681what about totopo? did he deserve it?>>565840705they both do
>>565840234reminds me of the early slopping days, everyone trying to figure out how the leaked model functions and how to get it workinggood times
>>565839950all my other golshis have 1200 speed but shit skills and A medium, i just got extremely unlucky with speed ankles being non-existent on this run, I figured firm course menace was gonna help me compensate for that.Also my windy is 1lb so i'm stuck with the gambler for now, I don't have many options since i'm still kinda new. Thanks for the advice anon
>>565840980>Trying to start a fight between Uma and umajp Yes
I want to try and make a ryan to see if I can get a parent out of herWhat are the gold skills I should be trying to get through my deck? I have KSB for procurve, but for my borrow slot I'd have to pick between On Your Left, Killer Tunes, It's On, Swinging Maestro, From the Brink, etc.
>>565840409every real cosplay pic i have is a male and their balls are always peeking through their skirts
>>565841093The fighting is still going on because your boyfriend keeps shitting up this thread. Go look at the current JP thread
>>565841130SSR Natie
>>565841173you say that like its a bad thing
>your IP range has been bannedPC is still finemobile is still fineapp is fuckedfuck this website>>565838516I've been playing nothing but URA for the last week
>>565838516Send it. I've lost the drive to do these every 3 weeks. Wake me up when MANTBlazer ends.
Chiii yo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
>>565838516treading water
Falco totally ripped off this song in her own solo. FRAUD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHJUtSR90g
>>565841350Why?
>>565838516>registrations in 6 daysIT'S OVER
>>565841571Lol what a talentless chud
>>565841598fastergolshi
>>565841437me and you niggawe running ultless horses
>>565838516I still don't have a Red Maru parent with good blues and groundwork. I don't have a single ace yet, I was intending to do triple fronts again. I'm so fucked.
dancho...
>predebut fast learnerOwari da.
should i brick myself with scarlet power borrow for neck and neck?it's not like paces have anything else right
everytime I play MANT I want to slit my wrists 10 minutes in
>>565842421For how bad the card is it's not worth the skill
>>565841571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwVhrDsaUSQ this popped up immediately after I clicked it.
>>565841908same here maybe i'll just make late surgers... Its incredibly hard to make maruzen as a parent for front.
It’s ok
shortest skirts in the game, measured by distance from the hem to the knee
>>565842421just borrow pasa and hope for a speed carryover with killer troons gwo...
>>565841571she needs money....times are tough....
>>565842647Cute Kraut
I love Rice
>>565842427for me its about 20 minutes in
>>565842683vwo daisca already has killer tunes...
>>565833189>/uma/club catching strayswoah woah woah all we do is recruit anonswhen we can't fill up with s-rank torenas we take temporary anons and find them a home in a lower rank club after the month is over>>565842421does NSM work? i don't know if it has wacky track specific activations
>>565842694I like her a lot....
>>565842427for me it's about 2 minutes in
>>565841571>>565842547Mejiro Anthem also sounds awfully similar to a Kalafina song
>>565842758well what if he isn't running sharlet HUH
>>565842542I feel like if artists are gonna draw umas in hot springs, they should do it without the accessories
>>565842760why is /uma/club danchou giving cute aggression
hey
she big
>>565842910It reminds me of someone else...
12 hours and 36 minutes until the post time of KASHIWA KINEN (JPN1, 1600m dirt)
>>565842884oh oops you're right I'm stupidyou may correct me
early jig since I'm too lazy to train my wifehttps://jiggie.fun/UVhMRFhttps://jiggie.fun/UVhMRFhttps://jiggie.fun/UVhMRF
>>565842910Estrus season
>>565842760>we just grab whichever anon and throw them away laterNice job from a /uma/ club that rather recruit redditors as long they are sweepers
>>565842760It works but not very well for pace chasers
No stam cards feels like bullshit since I have no stam on my non-borrow parent. Don't have enough stam to do Kikuka/Tenno Spring. Do I swap to tiara route? Running Creek has felt even worse since if her chain doesn't finish, I'm fucked for the longs anyway.
One final Flash image before I head to bed good night /uma/
>>565843140Mambro...
>>565843052>the heaviest horse is a spawn of spechudlmao
>>565843068Danchou's about to have a melty because of you
i hate doto's :3 mouth
>>565843269Good night Krautposter
>>565843269To bed with me.
How many months until Catyano
>>565843310what can I say, jiggies are fun
>>565843264just do whatever you want f2pbro
>>565843052Some of the names have been racing for some time now
Three King Halo’s before having to spark for Nice NatureThat said, I’ll be good for months anyway before the big July banners
>>565843264>whale>retardedWhy is it so common?
>>565843330It's how she hides her evil intentions, understandable.
>>565843264nigga just fucking borrow riko
>>565843269stasi scum
>>565842910i hate you the mooooost>>565843140you have a very dark and negative way of looking at things anon, not to mention quite incorrect>>565843141i see
>>565843264CM12 is already over bwo
>>565843551WHY ARE YOU ROLLING FOR MEDIOCRE UMAS
>>565843052CAM ON WILSON MY BOY GET THAT LONG AWAITED WIN
I quit. I cannot endure the mountain of lesbian propaganda this game peddles anymore. When I started I thought this game was wholesome and promoting healthy and normal lifestyle, but with the ballroom and mant events Cygames has shown their true colors. The special connection between the trainer and the trainee is being replaced with the trainee lusting over their rivals. Everything feels hollow and meaningless now.
I guess I'll work on my aces...
>>565843854flower would say this
>>565843269FINAL FLAAAAAAASH
>>565843798tsundere
>>565843052>d*rtOn a monday no less!
>>565843868It's only a JPN1 anon, he won those before. Let's hope he perform well and then carries that form to the Champions Cup
>>565843525I think you should eat your vegetables>>565843612Parent diff is too big>>565843660Riko feels like shit to use, I'd rather slot in Creek>>565843815She has 2 white recoveries and her unique so she's got like minimum stam requirements but yeah I'd like at least 100 more raw stam. I just don't know where it comes from.
>>565843264>Has Creek, Kita, Nature, Fuku, NTR, Finemo>creates that dogshitunbelievablethis has to be a troll, there's no way
>>565843264You need 2 power cards, decent sparks, and good shop RNG to make nostam work. Even then it doesn't seem worth it. My Taiki >>565841437 is probably gassing out because I've yet to see her podium in room matches.
>>565844116okay bwo just keep doing your thing
>>565844116>Riko feels like shit to usethen suffer
i have that deck and i make worse dogshit on a bad day
>>565843968>rape eyesuuuuuooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh ToT
>>565844146nta but what's wrong with it? capped speed, power, almost capped wit, just understammed and no med s
>>565842974
I love Biwa's hair. And everything else. She really needs to marry me.
pedo freaks the lots of youschizo freaks the lots of yougooner freaks the lots of youdanchou needs his fans NOW you FREAKS!
>>565843264>races 34, wins 28stop torturing her
>>565843798
>>565844358my man, you genuinely don't understand MANT if you made something like this with that deck.
>>565844358being understammed is a big deal loli wish you fags would stop telling him to use riko/creek i don't want him to make a proper competitive uma. whales should just stay retarded
>>565844541mares are the best
It is time for umapyoi
SoWhy is every uma's actual weight hidden?
>>565843264What the hell is this? Ditch either Top Road or Fuku and get another power or any card that would give you stam
Call me too pessimistic, but I think we'll only be able to scrape by this month, and not at the same rank eitherI think my anticipated absence will be a natural progression into club mergers, though I hope it doesn't come to that
>>565843854>Friendzones Only You
Stego is really really cute. I love Stego. I'm upset with myself for opening the game before I got home because I got her coin, finally, but it's shitty phone screenshot quality and not PC Steam quality
>>565844689Would you still find Daiwa hot if you knew she weighed 500kgs
>>565844716You're on /vg/ not /vm/ bwo
>>565844787Yes.
Umanko?
>thought i would be at the bottom of fan count >turns out I'm literally in the first place um.....
>>565844431Stop I actually feel kinda sad
>>565844689It's a joke that women don't want to tell you their weight.
>>565844926BOTTEEEEEEEEER
>>565844768
>>565844716mant moment
>>565844689>muscles weigh more than fat>extremely powerful horse girls have super-muscles>ladies don't like revealing their weight as isplus it would be the same joke for every single uma
Shiddd guys, I might be falling for Cowacummies
>>565845023
>>565845013I didn't bot even once....
>>565845104Too bad about the face
>>565845104Good taste.
>>565845174LIAR! DANCHOU, DESTROY THIS MAN!
>>565843845Because cheerleader Nature is very sexy
Im surprised thanks for the retention witgods
So is Mambo saved?
>>565845385I ONLY PLAY ON MY PHONE!!! IT'S A MOBAGE!!
>>565845181I'd be more worried about yours, bwo.
Okay fine, is this better?
>>565845471Yes
>>565845540>4 color deck
THE JAPANESE HOT DOG
>>565845540remove creek
>>565838516
>>565845540If you're using a Power card use another Power card to train Stamina. You don't need Creek. Unless your sparks are shit
Wow, this is the worst final shop I've ever seen. It didn't just not have hammers, it had nothing, only 3 items (the purchased V20 was an early December race).Oh well, luckily this was a parent run so its not a big deal.
>>565845471noit's over....
>>565841828you called?
>>565843892We love gay umas here
>>565845675Kill the ones in charge of the localization
>>565845791you better buy those glow sticks
>>565845936Eat your hamburgers, Apollo
>>565845803Nobody cares about you Neth
>>565841928PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>565845675>>565845936What's the issueDid you want them to say "pan"? Yakisoba alone isn't Yakisoba pan. A Yakisoba dog is literally what it is, because it's basically a hot dog but instead of the weiner it's yakisoba. There's a bunch of shit that you can bitch about localization wise but this is so stupidly inoffensive it's hard to take you fags seriously
>>565845675what's updog
>>565845540USE RIKO YOU SUBHUMAN AND GO 3 WIT OR PUT NTR INSTEAD CREEK
Now I'm sure of it.
>>565845104I will never forgive Cygames for giving her 20% guts growth and a terrible ulti. She deserved better.
>>565846108just do yakisoba bread then instead but yea it is a non issue and cherrypicking honestly
>>565846030You sholuld die too
>>565845489>I ONLY PLAY ON MY PHONE!!!SO DO THE BOTTERS! GET HIM!
>>565845635Why does it matter when you're not clicking stam or power anyway?>>565845687Need a gold recovery>>565845754I thought the whole point was that you do 2 speed 2 wit with the last two being skill/race bonus utility. And you're not looking to actively click power (or stam) unless it lines up perfectly in summer.>>565846138The deck before was NTR over Creek though? >>565843264 I mean I guess I can give Riko another try, but I don't really know how to use her well and I haven't seen her in any decks either.
>>565846120ligma ballswhat's a dog
>>565846108I'm not surprised we have bootlickers like you here
>>565845803hey
Who is the Char Aznable of Umamusume?
>>565846312That's not very cash-money of you, umadacchi
If you're the only one in your club representing an uma you are unique and interesting but if you are one of many of the same uma in your club you're boring and have no personality
>>565846260Same. Training her sucks, and you always need a shitton of inherited ults because her own is terrible, unlike Scarlet's (who also has 20% guts). She's the prettiest uma, she deserves better
>>565846558Die already
>>565846478Fucking hell this isn't bootlicking, if they had said "Spaghetti dog" then I'd fucking agree with you that it's retarded, but no it makes sense for them to call it a fucking yakisoba dog because look at it you moron. Google Yakisoba Dog and you still get Yakisoba Pan.
>>565846558Flash would say this
>>565846617
>>565845936Anon, they're Yakisoba dogs, that's what they are. For better or worse, that is the official name they have been given outside of Japan. Its not some phrase the Umamusume localizers made up.Complaining about localizers calling them Yakisoba dogs is like complaining about localizers saying Japan instead of Nippon.
holiday luncheon
>>565846502flower's trainercreek's trainer
>>565846539I bet she likes the doggy position
>>565846617whats your problem incel
>>565846601>>565846260Doesn't her ult just require her to be dueling?
Gyaru?
>>565846635nta but let's be real for once, no one calls that shit yakisoba dog
>>565846584I need uma moe or doxgenesis to put out stats for uma icons so I can feel more unique and interesting
>>565846601She inherited having a shitty ult from her father.
>>565846635While we're offtopic, I had the sapporo ichiban insta chow mein/yakisoba noodles, and they kinda sucked. A little doughy, lacked flavor. No fake veggie bits either, 5.5/10 would not recommend
>>565846773And who named them yakisoba dogs and Japan in the first place? Localizers as well.
everything but playing MANT...
>>565846881I'm gonna call it that just to spite you
>>565846861Still alive?
>>565846884The faces of the franchise
>>565846461You click Power during the Summer, for Friendship gain or if you have a good Double Rainbow. This is with a total of 9* Stam sparks since my Parents are kinda shit and it's still enough Stamina to live with Radiant.
>>565846635To English-speaking ears, "yakisoba dog" would be similar to "chili dog": hot dog bun, hot dog, yakisoba. Just like chili dog = hot dog bun, hot dog, chili. "Yakisoba bread," "yakisoba sandwich" either of those would be better. It's not quite as bad a "jelly donut" for 'onigiri,' but it's a pretty shit localization.
>>565846965CURSE YOU MARCO POLO
Looking from the thumbnail I thought Dejitan had a boner here
>>565846985go ahead retard lol
>>565846601>Training her sucksI love her but I am not strong enough to train her. I tried for a couple of CMs but I never managed to get her to perform well.>>565846869I think so, yes. The conditions don't look too bad but when I was running her it never seemed to activate.
>>565846965きもい
>>565846939Sapporo ichiban is the worst cheapest brand
>>565846773Every time I see those things in the anime they get called yakisoba alone or yakisoba pan
how do I beat purple golshi mode, should I just do URA finale instead of TB?
>>565847042That is not a sandwich, nobody is calling that a sandwich in the West. Pan covers all types of bread. You can call a hot dog bun a Pan or you can call a loaf a Pan. Calling that thing a hotdog is the best translation.
Translating a dish name halfway is weird.
>>565846939Sapporo Ichiban is ass. Like literally anything branded that isn't worth eating.
>>565847098Maybe if you have the brain of a toddler
>>565847290>doing TB Golshi mode
>>565847035Yeah I click whatever the fuck when I'm bonding and like I said I do click good summer power trainings, but the latter is not guaranteed. I don't have any stam sparks on my parent so I'm relying on my borrow slot, which the best I've found only had 5 total so far.
>>565847257yakisoba are the noodles bwopan is bread in japanese
I think I'll have a spaghetti dog for lunch today.
>>565839392i love this. good work anon.
its yakisover
In SA they call it choripan
>>565847336what about UFO...
>>565847098Where did that ship come from? I don't remember a single interaction between those two
>>565847320Found the 4kids boomer
>>565847425well that's how they put it in crunchy and also what the characters are literally saying
Aren't they called yakisoba buns?
WHERE ARE THE CLOCKS GIBS
>>565847482they're both otaku, that's literally itnever mind that dober would never act like that with anyone but her trainer
>>565847482From twitter trannies that don't play the game
>>565847568>>565846965>>565846773>>565847257https://www.justonecookbook.com/yakisoba-pan/ /discussion
Wish Hakuenko still properly ripped Cycomi so I can actually download this chapter. Sucks that it won't work.
Bull fucking shit Time to kill career not wasting more time for this result
CM13 room get in here606713536067135360671353
>>565847714>XOguri sufferingWe love to see it.
>>565847462>check itto me the only similar thing is the bread
I'm ending this argument right now. A hot dog is absolutely a sandwich.>>565846975Red Maru isn't giving me medium sparks, I'm annoyed and would rather wait an hour to get 2 runs loaded up, I've got time to shitpost.
Yakisoba sucks desu wa, Okonomiyaki is better
>>565847192I don't know much Japanese, but I get excited when I can figure out a word. I knew the first and third character and was able to infer the middle from your picture.
>>565847393Then you probably need Creek, don't think you can get enough Stam with only 5* sparks
>>565847821fug i wanna eat
>>565847192anata wa nihojin ni naranai yo, Grass-chan
>>565847692>ChenNice japanese you have there
>>565847290idk if URA finale is easier, but for TB just run a bunch of g3's with an end closer, it worked for me first try. just make sure to prioritize megaphones and extra energy.
>>565847482They interact literally once, in a summer event.
>>565847863>desu waare you ok Tama?
>>565847914Yeah, Chen.
>>565847830>A hot dog is absolutely a sandwich.FUCK YOU NIGGER GO KILL YOURSELF HOT DOGSARENOTSANDWICHES
>>565847290URA with Golshi was really easy for me
>>565848032A burrito is a sandwich.
/sweeper/ getting uppidy again...
>>565848032Yada yada needs to eat my hot dog
>>565847914ywnbj, yakisoba dog
>>565847705read this earlier, it is beautiful. really appreciate how the author depicted their bonds as a group
>>565846635>>565847426https://poal.me/mq4zj9
>>565848032I think you should eat your vegetables. Your choice of putting it on a sandwich.
There's nothing inherently sexual about her design.She's not wearing alluring clothes, she doesn't talk seductively.So why, why does she turn me on so much? Even my kamioshi, Laisu, doesn't make me go feral like Transcend does. I just want to have sex with her. I don't care for consent, I'll rape her if I have to.My body just screams at me to inseminate her.Do you feel anything like that to any of the umas?
>>565848032A Taco is a sandwich
>>565848073NONO THEY ARE NOTSANDWICHES ARE NOT WRAPPEDTHEY ARE NOT CURLED
>>565847482digitan - makes doujinsdober - writes romance novels (for herself only but you are supposed to ignore this part {and many more too})=What if both go to comiket and bond over that
>>565847482Basically mental illness, like most ships
>>565848172The meatballs ruin this
>>565848263>she doesn't talk seductivelyWrong, every time she talks she makes me hard
>>565847930Same. I just threw Cafe at every race she could run and all you have to do is amass enough points by the end of the year. It's not like you're trying to make a competitively viable Ace in the middle of a challenge mode that doesn't provide any boosted output.
I'm pretty sure a poptart counts as a sandwich
>>565848032
>>565843264>No stam cards feels like bullshit since I have no stam on my non-borrow parentYour mistake was not running guts Urara, obviously.Parents were 9 power 8 stam
>>565847728Results, you guys got mogged hard.Let's do another one.673595706735957067359570
>>565848519thats a pastry fatqueen
>>565848032Sweep would say this
>>565848263>she doesn't talk seductively.
my club rank rised a lot is it from dead sweepers
>>565848608
>>565848101I really wish there were more slice of life mini stories like this with them, it's always a treat. I loved the past Christmas event too.
>>565848263any uma that calls their trainer other than the basic "trainer" is automatically registered in my brain as sexo
>>565848263bros are sexy
>>565848263My brain seems to stop working whenever I see Ikuno Dictus in game. She's very pretty to me. IRL women never stunlocked me like she has. I think it's over for me.
>>565848650Its not the dead sweepers its the dead accounts
I'm going to be real. Any food that you pick up and eat with your hands where a grain product acts as the shell to protect your hands from the gooey insides is a sandwich.Yes, a fried chicken strip is a sandwich. The breading contains the chicken. So a fried chicken sandwich is a chicken sandwich sandwich. A pop tart is a sandwich too and a ravioli
>>565848263Mayano, although I don't think she can be raped, because I think she'd enjoy whatever you do to her against her will.
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>>565848032>>565848293Sweepy's bread wrapped around my sausage. Call that a sausage sandwich
Tocuck Teiobros...
>>565848837Is curry reverse sandwitch
>>565848894My beloved.
>>565848994standing...
>>565848562Results, back to the Teio mines.Thanks for joining.
>>565849009Thumbnailbro...
>>565848823I think its the animes fault, but canonically Dictus is considered a very beautiful horse. She has her own charm going and I can see it too.>>565848837saar, not everyone eats with their hands saar
>>565848901More like a lil smokie sandwich
>>565848562Daring strike seems like an ok skill
>>565848994those exposed sideboobs are asking for it
>>565849143Are you telling me you eat sandwiches with a fork and knife?
>>565848894Does Suze flip out like IRL?
Where do you guys get that pull plan spreadsheet?
>>565848837So a pizza is a sandwich?!
>>565849210Yes. have you ever had a Croque Madame saar?
>>565849210Yah, you're not an animal
>>565849210NTA but I eat sandiwiches and pizzas with a fork and knife
>>565849345kill this man
>>565849345
>>565849221nyo
>>565849295If you fold a slice over so the crust is on both the bottom and the top then yes. New Yorkers know this. They've been eating pizza sandwiches for years. It only becomes a calzone if you seal the edges.>>565849345I have seen people eating pizza with a fork and knife before. I don't agree with it, but to each their own.
>>565849345Based human being
>>565849345if im playing umamusume pretty derby i definitely don't want to get my keyboard and mouse oily
somebody in a club add me please I can get 400-550k fans per day (1 URA career run)
>>565848837You don't actually believe anything you typed but here's your (You)
>>565849345Same, I also do this.
Mejiro
>>565849345>pizzas with a fork and knifeI do that as well. I hold sandwiches with paper napkins.
Montjeu would be very disappointed with your cutlery skills. Next you are going to tell me you cant use chopsticks.
>>565849527sure post your number or apply to uma0 /app/
>>565849589Makween
>>565848837BEHOLDOGURI EATING A SANDWICH
>>565849589Durren
What are the defining difference between a sandwich and a burger?
>>565849589Titan
>>565849686that's a jelly donut, silly
>gametorah added estimated release date for global
Many umas can enter the Zone™. Oguri enters the Calzone™.
>>565849734All burgers are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are burgers
>>565849734type of bread
>>565849791>2028
>>565834218>>565834424>>565835330>>565835641I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>5658497644kids did irreparable damage to the English speaking anime community
>>565849615>hold sandwiches with paper napkinsi prefer parchment paper for this
>>565849239This?https://umacaratcalculator.com/
7 and and everything is a sandwich
Someone post a sexy image of Mirako.
>>565849903Nice dry idiot. Zero and you are my sandwich.
i got the EVIL Villain Doto from the free pullswhat now
>>565849345EXPLOOOOODEEEEEEE
>>565849527Still need 2 days of Chrono to confirm for flatliners theres 2 atm. You can just drop id here to be part of my waiting list currently 0
>>565849968does not exist
>>565849859I thought it would be late 2027 at least...
>>565849791I mean, 2022 still feels like last year to me
>>565849442
>>565831958Air Groove scolding me for prematurely ejaculating from her paizuri.
>>565849814>All burgers are sandwiches, but not all sandwiches are burgersbaguette is a type of pain but not all pain is baguette
>>565849903nopeShiraoki is clearly a fraud
>>565850012>>565850131Shiraoki-sama clearly understands that sandwiches are a manmade term and must be cast out to truly understand food
>>565849589Maker
The thread feels way more comfy today
https://gametora.com/umamusume/foresight-timeline>Stego 2029
>>565850053we are closer to 2050 than 2000
>spd>turfAcceptable parent or back to the mines? Both grandparents are mile pink
>>565850214>Daring Tact 2036
7 and doto dies this month
LITERALLY every single type of food can be categorized as either a soup or a sandwich
never forget
>>565847320talking to a retard was a mistake, I regret doing it
mmm sandwiches..
>>565850123Precisely. Never disrespect bakers.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War
We need a draw friend to reproduce this image with fuku holding up a 7 saying>10% of the time it works every time
>>565850382
>>565850309Begone heretic, it is not nice to kill friends
>>565850214Waiting that long would be painful.
>>565850308>Deep Impact 1998
>>5658503097 and you die this week, 0 and not only does doto die this week but i'll die too
>>565850214hope the game EOS's before then staygoldtrannies deserve nothing
>>565850309Ask not for the death of another, but for them to grow as a person and cast off what causes them to stumble
>>565848032Pies are sandwiches btw
does anyone have the schedule for future legends races being added to the daily pool? Someone posted it like a month ago...
>>565850567Rip anon
>>565850567what the fuck
>>565850214>I will be fucking over 30 by the time Stego comes outwhat the fuck
>>565850567AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Assuming I buy the green stam skills, how much recovery do I need to survive this CM?
>>565850570
>>565850567Anything but 7 and no you
>>565850672Yes I have it, thanks for asking
>>565850631life makes me stumble
>>565850718still 1 gold minimum
I only have Digitan up and running. Who else should I bring for Taurus 2?
>>565850570Maybe with etas properly in place, some of these retarded losers spamming characters that don't come out for three actual years shut the fuck up for a while.>>565850651You eat pies with your hands? You just pick up a slice in the palm of your hand and take bites out of it? What are you?!
>>565850567It shall come to pass.
>>565850758thats not how it works, bub
>>565850309>>565850758Nice knowing you
>>565850718if you don't have a gold recovery 900-950 should be fine, you're fucked if anyone brings debuffers tho
>>565850567based
>>565831918
>>565850708You will be fucking over the age of 30 or you will be fucking those over the age of 30?
>>565850758That's not how it works skinwalker
>>565850309>>565850567deserved tbqhwy
3 MORE DAYS UNTIL I GET TAIKIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>565850813two end debuffers
>>565850816the spamming tranny likes to pretend he plays JP so he'll never stop. Hope he gets hit by a bus.
>>565850672
>>565850813Your favorite front runner.Your favorite pace chaser.
>>565850275if the grandparents are 6*blue, it's fine, you can save the parent for GL, otherwise it's glue.
>>5658505677 and he lives but crippled
>>565850214>we are now consulting gameTORAH's foreskin
the only umas i care about in the future are zenno rob roy, mirako and dream journeyand maybe swimsuit suzuka
>>565851102fat fuck
>>565851102Obese
>>565851095When is Lememe going to stop jobbing?
Did they slow down global? I swear it was 2027 last month
>>565851102landwhale
>>565851014Thanks anon, Chu~>>565850759Fuck you >:c
>>565851246>Did they slow down globalnyes, mejiro palmer was supposed to be out in early april a few months ago
>>565851102>zenno rob roy>dream journeyyou are over 6'5 with a giant penis
>>565851287>>565851191>>565851157
umarape
>>565851246yeahSweepy should have been out this month
>>565851102
>>565851202In autumn where he becomes invincible all of a sudden
There are too many niggas in rooms with low stam and no recoveries, time to bust out the Nature
please accelerate more
>they slowed down for MANTbut why though? Did no one tell the japs it killed their game 3 previous times before global?
https://jiggie.fun/fan_count_1
>>565851458she's getting plapped immediately
>>565851504gold recovery is gaslight. 850 stam is all you need with some whites
>>565851308i want a dia kiss too
>>565849791Thanks for the heads up haha...
>>565851549they want to kill global
81 more days of mantblazer...
>>565851014Since global operates at 2/3 the pace of JP, we actually generate star pieces from things like the daily shop and daily legend race 2/3 as fast as JP did. They should really give us a 50% chance for a bonus star piece from every permanent source.JP had five full months between release 1 and release two. That's 150 pieces farmed from group one before group 2 comes out. In global we will get batch 2 at just 100 days / pieces after the first.Kinda fucked up oversight. Pretty easy to fix tho.
>>565851549cyagys has never been known to be particularly competent
>>565851549because it would be funny
>>565851549they haven't slowed down at all, it's been the same pace since january
>>565851549they saw the amount of casuals festering around the IP, and decided to cull the trash with mant
>>565851663Mares are sure powerful...
>>565851014Wheres Summer Maruzensky, like wtf?
>>565851458
>>565851635There you go~
>>565851014Why did they wait so long to finally do Scarlet's Legend race?
>>565851674>pace schedule>no speed Tachyon>no wit Mcqueen>no wit Opera O>no speed Pasa>no power Nishino Flower>no power Ardan>no wit Rudolf>no stam Meno
>>565851549If you check the amount of days between JP release and Palmer banner and out release and Palmer banner, then you end up with 450 days and 322 days450/322 = 1.397515527950311 ≈ 1.40The acceleration from the start was estimated to be around x1.4 so it's the same as it was
>>565851014Why is Curren in group one? She isn't. You should move her to wherever she actually is.
>>565851663Smooching Chrono
>>565851869Her legend race was some months ago
>>565851663SMOOCH smoochie smooch smooch smooch smooch
>>565852073Isnt it actually like 25%. 9 months for 1st anni
>>565852317stupid donkey
i want pamaaaaa but single banners are so expensive
>>565852317
>kita will be shit in MANT and is only for poors who can't afford to roll NTR or Fuku>she is actually literally the best speed card in MANT and used over both NTR and Fukuwas this the biggest gaslight of MANT?
>>565852613yeah because everyone is retarded and thought you wanted 80 RB for mant
I don't even know why I took that napI still feel like shit and want more sleep
>>565852524Dual banners are arguably more expensive because you can get the same rate up 5 times and still be at average luck without getting what you want.
>>565852358Isn't that because we (iirc) didn't have acceleration for the first couple of months? Would also explain why we feel slower even though the x1.4 pace is what I get from the calculation
>>565852613>this is the optimized version of MANT
>>565852358>>565852073I keep estimating it as 21 days for each of our champions meets versus JP's one month, which ends up pretty close to 50% faster
>>565852726this is true thoughjp didn't have auto-use, bulk buy and bulk use
>>565852725gyaru mom
>nerd hours
>>565852726it's the only one that matters, mant is irrelevant later
>>565852613Not really. Most f2ps held strong and didn't roll for ntr/fuku. Whales rolled, but they're whales.
>>565852476Donkey
Golshi's getting boredshi
>>565852861curren milks nerds
>>565852726now I feel bad for the nips, I don't blame them for quitting the game at the moment
>>565851218Reskinned Tama
>>565852826God I can't imagine how much of a pain in the ass it would be to have to watch a item purchase screen for every single item that you buy. I don't think I would bother buying the plus three stat scrolls because of how much more times I would have to buy something for so little return, even if they are technically one of the best coins for stats values outside of using boosts on triple rainbows in summer.
Im bored stop being boring /uma/
>>565852613I wish I rolled for NTR, freeing up a borrow slot would be great
>>565852952This mare deserves to have 20 foals
>>565852678ya probably got a shitty temperature in ur room. That or ur nose is that clogged up
>>565852940>Most f2ps held strong and didn't roll for ntr/fukuthat's because i got 0 copies from free pullsinstead I got a fucking useless ayabe card
>>565853038trust me, you dont. this card becomes irrelevant in 2 months
>644 stam and a white while running in late is not enough for the haruten Okay game I get it I have a bad seed
>>565852742I feel like theres acceleration, someone could compute day 1 to half anni then half anni to year 1. I feel like its around 4.25~4.5 months>>565852720You sure your math is correct?
sex with mares
>>565852861Get down on your knees and milk my cock, bitch.
>>565853169sex with mares
>>565852960>>565853037Call your danchou a bunch of slurs, screenshot that, post it here then leave your club
>>565852613Almost every English speaking uma youtuber who pretend to be "JP vets" like MooMooCows either never played the JP seriously or were total shitters I give credit to VF for making an entire video in December to say you should pull Kitasan because it's the best card until Pasa and even in MANT with 5% RB she is used everywhere
>>565852678Now you know what your uma feels like when she rests for +30.
>>565853169this, is cute>>565853236this, is hot (big tits)
I didn't roll for NTR or fuku but I did burn a pity to mlb my twin turbo card.I use it to get taking the lead on v Bobo
>>565853167Just do what I do and ask Shiraoki for a good roll every race it usually works
>>565851713>67 days and 2 weeks leftI can chill.
>>565853168I did make a mistakeIt's supposed to be 450/313 = 1.437699680511182So more than x1.4
Just realized I've saved this pic 3 different times
The frequency of always is never
>>565853319I haven't seen the gaslight doc referenced in forever
>>565853405>frontfag>witletanon...
>>565853168>>565853452 (me)no, hold on, I am retardedIt's supposed to be 450/319 = 1.410658307210031
>>565853489It was a parent run trying for speed power or stem Sparks. Only reason Wit was so high was because the shop just kept shoving wit scrolls down my throat while denying me any Stam boosters.I'm retarded, but I'm not that retarded. I know that fronts need cap wit.
>>565853405>V.Bourbon>3 speed>borrowed Falco>no wit cardAlso I'm sorry but Turbo is literally one of the worst card in the game so you just wasted 30k carats
>>565852940I feel like a fair amount of retards fell for the Fuku banner.
>>565853405I like Turbo, but her speed card is genuinely awful, even if you like gambling
I got a D+ thanks to Golshi
Sex with umas? More like interhorse
>>565853701do these chill umas ever hang out in game
>>565853452>>565853592I feel like its actually 30% Doesnt 40% acceleration mean 7 months will constitute a full year anniversaryhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30086-narita-top-roadhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30134-mejiro-ramonuYou can check the time difference between these 2 and its not 7
umas we rarely talk about?
>>565854016
>>565854115Hishi anything
>>565854016Stop horsing around
>>565854115Hishi Akebono...forgotten...
>>565854115Cat-eyed Umamusume, Bob-cut Umamusume
>>565853314>5'2">tall
>>565854016No one says this.
>>565854308>>565854308>>565854308
do we really have to
I don't run NTR often. Am I supposed to buy the glowie sticks for G1 races?
Any other thread
>>565853751Turbo is a great parenting card for fronts. 3 hints on fast paced early lead and leaders pride + possibility of free hints from main chain. You stack her together with suzuka who also has level 3 hints and boosted hint rate on every FrontRunner skill ever. Valentine's bourbon may have every frontrunner skill innately but when parenting you still want to get hints otherwise you're only going to be able to afford 70% of the skills that you otherwise would. If you do manage to get taking the lead, that doubles your chances of sparking early lead. Yes she has innate groundwork but you get a free hint from Falco plus gold prudent positioning for double the chance of inheriting that spark. I won't pretend it wasn't a stupid thing to do. It definitely was a waste of 30k carats, but it does have its benefits besides the usual incremental account bolstering that all rolling provides.And lastly, on an actual run, if I high roll turbo's event, I get the strongest bourbon of them all. And if I manage that, then I will say it was worth it. It hasn't happened yet, but I also haven't sent many runs yet.
>>565854335that particular instance of her has been vertically stretched to 6'2"
>>565854341Comfy threads are over
>>565854442You don't need to if you're running the triple crown route, assuming you win all the races including g2/g3. For any other route, probably one or two before classic summer
>>565853465It's pretty erotic
Someone bake a new bread
I really dont want to migrate THERE
>>565854564I already boughted 4 of them
New >>565854710
>>565854724thank you
>>565854724Next time mention you are baking a bread so we can wait and hop into a better one
>>565854845>>565854845>>565854845
>>565854663Use them. Dahby and Takarazuka are the best targets if you need to hit 200k before summer, Yasuda and Oaks are also good if Tiara route
>>565854724>>565854864what are you doing>>565854860you can just post in the thread you want
>>565854341schizo thread>>565854724real thread>>565854864attentionfag thread
>>565854864didn't see an anon baked already>>565854724>>565854724>>565854724GO THERE
>>565854947>you can just post in the thread you wantcorrect, but it avoids the problem of us making 3 breads...
>>565853405you may have Twin Turbo tier IQ and that is based
>>565854663If you have mile Sparks and go undefeated you will have 200k by classic summer. You shouldn't need to buy any of those unless you are jobbing hard and conserving clocks.
I didn't see someone made a thread before, the MD5 was filtered but it shows when that anon linked it in my thread...
>>565854564nta but im a retard explain this ntr card thingive been borrowing but never knew about this, what agenda are you using?
>>565853327resting on Dantsu's tits is like a +200
>>565855386It's not complicated, you just need to have 200k fans before summer so you can have her at full potential. I usually use the witGOD agenda, going mile-med-long triple crown route gives 200k before summer. If I'm only med-long I try to use glowsticks in the Dahby and Takarazuka, if Tiara route I use on Yasuda and Takarazuka. They give the most fans before classic summer
>>565854710>>565854710>>565854710Next bread
>>565855692I see...but what do you mean by "full potential"?
>>56585587120 Training Effectiveness
>>565835705for the tbds consider the followingI dont have one for Doto>HOEH Arigatou>Max Verstappzensky>SpeCHUD or John Umamusume or AGEMASEN (as a goal keeper)I dont have one for curren>Hachimi>DahhhhhhhbyyyyyyyI dont have one for flashOrange>Kingu>Ass wonder>WeiiiiiiI dont have anything for air grooveConsider also >Cap as in Peak (oguri)>Not as Evil Nature (cheer nature)>Anything but training (golshi)>NTR (Narita Top Road)>Big Nige (Suzuka)>YADA (sweep)>Juvenile Fillies (Nishino Flower)
>>565856502You should be posting this on >>565854710
>>565854341HAHAHAHAHAHAfucking embarassing you're a joke
