Previous: >>565910982>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>565931946
>about to hit 100k carrots>maru/tachyon cards comingSupport cards remain such a frustration, I have the most carrots ive ever had and knowing its still not enough is rough
I got Fujin on my free roll.
>>565932294No hag
>>565932098She's fun to build as an ace.
https://poal.me/waih3rhttps://poal.me/waih3rhttps://poal.me/waih3r
>>565930352Oguri is literally the least sexy uma
>>565932234Square up FAG
Creek...
Dirto akuma...
>>565915483skimming through last thread, I was not expecting an old post of mine to be copy-pasta'd
>>565932234>>565932415Fuck off you spamming tranny
>>565932294https://youtu.be/csh_5BBuN0A
>20 posts>16 image slots used already...
>>565931946Rare Brick (835612678) is recruiting new members! 25m/monthReply to this post with your ID or Apply to the club with /uma/ in your profile to be accepted! But also congratulations to the new danchous for TamaLove and Mambo.
>>565932415You know he isn’t gonna like this one
IMAGINE how fucking tight smart falcon isActual vice grip
>>565932452>losing on the sex race>activates triumphant pulse and winsits that easy
Believesisters...
>>565932468That aint fair Oguzilla is the strongest...
>>>/a/287901428
>>565932457
What does the C.B. stand for?
>>565932607A congratulatory doodle for Mambo Fuku
>>565932589sorry Kaichou, it won't happen again
>>565932752>western artist
>>565932231I-is 100k carrots actually not enough?
>>565932712/a/ has been celebrating 5 de maho for over a decade
>>565932132>doxxedAIIIIEEEE
>>565932624The pun names are too good. Gotta post it when dinos are posted
>>565932234>>565932294>>565932468>>565932415
>>565932752Chigira Bokujo, the name of the farm he was born
>>565932607>>565932767and for TamaLove
>>565932712off topic post there is 0 reason to visit /a/ anymore unless its to dragonballpost
>>565932752Cock ball
is staygold a hag
>>565932836well it's 2 cards so you'd want 120kMaru is probably good with just single spark though
>>565932767>supposedly the "mambo" club>new danchou and officers are all fuku fansNOOOOOTICING
>>565932914Marche-chan...
imagine your mother in this cosplay saying ara ara RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>565933047Fuku is honorary mambo
>>565933001lolibaba is the technical term
>>565932607>>565932767>>565932948Incredibly cute, thanks from a Mambo member
>>565933113That's a man
>>565933047they're all oreng but one is an operagawd
>>565932957>/a/? cringe, not worth going to anymore!>/v/? cringe, not worth going to anymore!>/vg? BASED, very much worth going to, even tho it's the schizophrenia hotspot containment board!
>>565932914What killed the ice age?THE LORRAINE
>>565932948>>565932767>>565932607Your doodles are really cute anon.
>>565933113i'd rather imagine her
>>565932607No one will join a club when you get thrown out for shit posting here. Fuck off.
>>565933246Hag
>>565933139Stego isn't a lolibaba, she's just a womanlet.
>>565932948mmmmm Valentine chocolate Tama
>>565932752Cute Bride
>>565933231THAT'S NOT HOW THE QUOTE GOES, but I appreciate the enthusiasm!
Any B+ club recruiting?
>>565933047Orange runs the world
>>565933113I'd rather imagine that cosplayer going 'ara ara' before we have sex
>>565932948>>565932767>>565932607>actual OC, very well made one at thatNani!?>>565933481HUGE tats, in an elastic packaging!
>>565933330Why is Oguri Cap always treated like a cute goofball when she's just a FAT FUCK who can't stop eating and probably bites Tama every single night on their dorm while she's asleep.
>>565933113My mom had no tits, was a wrinkly prune, and is also dead"Mommy" fetishes die the moment you try to bring in someone's actual biological mother, keep it in the porn fantasies.
>>565933246
>>565933537Ai want sex
>>565933537Ogurin is very cute and my wife. A big grey goofball too
wahey
>>565933394Join Mambo or TamaLove these are no quota clubs you can crash on.
>>565933170yes
>>565933656
>>565932607>>565932767>>565932948HOLY BASEDThese are so cute
once I learn to shoot beams from my eyes all you bozos are history
Oguri does not bejitapost btw
>>565932607>>565932767>>565932948that's really cute
Who did you conquer SUPER Golshi mode with?https://poal.me/bvbt2ahttps://poal.me/bvbt2ahttps://poal.me/bvbt2a
>>565932652
>>565933047Mambo is short for Matikane
>>565933821
>>565932607>>565932948>>565932767Nice work. Makes me wanna contribute some draws too but I think I'll get doxxed immediately
>>565932767>>565934046
>order chicken yakisoba>90% of it us cabbage/broccoli/onionsI dont mind veggies but this feels like I ordered a warm salad with a small side of noodles.
>>565932671>my favorite uma is a fuckahh mare who raced from 1984 sprinter who cares atp and won 2 G3LARP
>>565933923oguri is obviously a CHADku poster
>>565934054>>565934072You won't. No one gives a fuck for westoid artists, so no one knows them.... then again, this thread is full of SEAs and SA, so there is a chance you're actually known here by some mongo.
Mambo rape
>>565934072Anything is better than the usual
>>565933920Too late bozo, FINE BEAAAAM
>most famous of all japanese race horses>originally in the game as an elite ultra final boss>ultra meta support card>finally gets in game>doesn't win CMs and is just above average compared to JP meta
>>565934405She'll always have a role as my paizuri slave
>>565932752Cheeseburger
>>565934264it is 2.30am herethere are no multiple SEAsi am the singular SEAposteri am a good posterstop blaming SEA
>>565934405shouldn't have lost to nishino urara
>>565934402AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>565932387I might for mile cm but still not fully convinced
You'd be wise to join my club.
>>565934512> am the singular SEAposternot so fast
if i am adamant about bringing flower to taurus should i run her as pace or late?i ran her as late in aries and she only won through NSM gamble
>>565934405Almond Fraud
>>565934604but my BMI is just 19.5
>>565934512>acktually It's just me!yeah sure and I'm the queen of china
Whats a good late surger card coming in the futre, which arent Kris or Eishin?
>>565932767suki
>>565934512What are the age of consent laws in SEA
>>565934512Are you the sweepybro that gets mad every time someone brings up that VF is from Singapore? You're alright.
>>565934623noooooo my narrative!!!
>>565934889>fat umasNot sexy
I didn't like almondlove because I thought it was super homo slopguzzling behavior to name your global club after the most recently announced unreleased JP Uma, HOWEVER it was at least a cute pun eye -> ai -> love. As far as I know no such pun exists in "Tama Love"UNLESS you've been a gay club this whole time, as almonds, nuts, could be a euphemism for BALLS, and Tama is a root word in BALL words like tamago (egg) and kintama (testicles)So either your club names sucks or your club names are funny but you're a bunch of ball licking homos.
>>565934962if THOSE two are fat, then I wanna fuck fatties, cuz man those two are sexy as shit
>>565928092>So I Used ONLY R CARDSSo That Was A FUCKING LIE
gaslighting Satono Diamond into thinking her family jinx is the reason behind the sudden influx of embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions that've been afflicting her recently
I just woke up
>>565935014are you gay and retarded
>gets called Daddy by Creek>WOW EUREKA THIS WILL HELP ME WITH MY TRAINEE'S PRACTICE
>>565934604Need more Teio danchos
>>565935105Brown is gay
>>565934604>fatass>virgin neckbeard>0 drip>wrinkled suit>shirt under the jacket>100% sure the belt doesn't match the ugly ass shoesDisgusting pig trying to act like a gentlemanNo elegance at all
>>565935014Micro Tama...
>>565935014>club is all about orbiting an egirl>are you guys gay
haluulala
>>565934834wit Dia
>>565934405>most famous of all japanese race horsesIs she? Usually I hear that's reserved for Rudolf, Oguri, Deep Impact, or Equinox.
>>565935151Yes, because after that I fucked her so hard she ended up losing excess fluids and fat and her lung capacity and stamina increased
I saw TamaLove dancho raiding trash cans for plastic bottles
>>565935307dont care for how permaflat that slop creature is, but MAN the hint of pussy
>>565935316thx
>>565933271V melty
I realized that the game would be 500% more enjoyable if we had on top of hyper skip, a better quick race system because going through all those layers of menus takes away so much time uselessly
>>565935523The reason there is a billion menus is because of how garbage IP laws are in Japan.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>565935510>torena! imma succ-u, boo!
>>565935014The pun is TamaLove -> TamaAi -> TamaEyeTry to keep up.
Coal Shi-ACK
>>565935717Sugar love!
>>565935523all I want is fixing sparks on parents. I can stomach mant, and everything what comes with it, but what I can't stomach is a shitty spark after numerous reruns, praying I don't get fucked over inspiration.
>>565935808Diabetes
>>565935014This but unironically. Tamalove is such a dogshit name compared to the original is not even funny, hell most of the clubs have horrible unfunny nameMambo? Named after El pet wow how original >B-but the memeHer name is Machitan globaltardumadash umaclub? Yeah just add uma to anything whatever Butt sweat? Really niggas All the club names are shit so is no surprise this thread is fucking shit too
>>565935717need petite hag cripple gf
>>565935605How so? Do the umas have to be on-screen 99.9% of the on-screen time or something?
>>565932752Cringe Based
>>565934102Cute Journey
>>565935717
>>565935871>Her name is Machitan globaltardHer name is Matikanetannhauser. Anyway, Mambo will probably be renamed to Fukubo soon.
>>565935871make your own club then NTR tard
Dober is 32 and is indistinguishable from an 18 year old horse. She's gonna live forever.Meanwhile, Doto just hit 30 and looks like he already has a foot in the grave.
I just wanna grope Gold Ship's fat round retard titties a bit
>>565935882When you push a patent you have to present in your paper how the menu works. If it's slightly similar to any other game released in Japan then that's a lawsuit. Check the Konami vs Cygames patent lawsuit over umamusume.If you add more menus, it's different.
>>565936093It's Clubblazer
Machitan Mambo!
PoV: you (moid) just wished Dober a happy birthday
>>565935802>Coal Shitty
>>565935871You will never be a danchou.
>>565936150Yeah that makes senseI'll settle with hyperskip
>>565936119>Dober is 32 and is indistinguishable from an 18 year old horsechikezo was spritely as a newborn up until he died a month before his 33rd birthday
>>565935510
>switch to URA because I can't beat Ultra Golshi in MANT>realized that MANT took away hot springs I'm surprised people didn't bomb out Cygames offices
>>565936237why are her knees like that
>>565935496You're getting your avatarfaggots confused. This is totopo
>>565933307You say that like its a bad thing.
>>565935871>autisuma not mentionednyooooticing
Stego cute.
Is it true that Keb was just an alt of someone in /uma/club?
>>565936119>I don't know how aging and death works>>565936384This. The Funny Reaper will appear at the oddest of moments, when you least expect it.Source? Experience.
TamaLove, formerly AlmondLove, is now recruiting! We are looking to replace casualties from MANT, which claimed some of our members including our former danchou.The club's only rule is no flatlining (same rule as AlmondLove).Please apply in game and put /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile, or reply with your ID.>>565932948Wow, thank you!
>>565936482someone post the pic of Dober's VA on that one pakalive
>>565936439Mambo
>>565936384i killed tickezo
I like Mambo's name.I joined Mambo because everyone else had edgy cynical post-ironic awful names.I just want a comfy wholesome club and I got one.
>>565936472yeah right lol, very big coincidence shitposting about cluns started when ntr fag "woke up"
>>565936680fuck you colic
>>565936129she'd let you but be prepared for rape if you flip her switch
>>565936746Mambo!
This time I'm going extra tryhard to see if I can finally win my first plat so my minimum requirements for my triple front aces are>medium s>gw with firm menace>dd + pp, ig wit if possible>1.2kstam, 1k pow and wit, 700+500 stam and gutsAm I on the right track? f2p btw
>>565934102After all that gaslighting now you are shy? I forgive you.
>>565936746What clubs even have edgy names?
>>565936934you won't get what you want
>>565936852Golshi seems like the kind of girl who'd tease you sexually but once she sees you're serious about it she'd freeze and let you take the lead
>>565937013CunnyInc, for one
>>565936934you need compromises. you do not need menace. firm is good enough, instead aim for spring runner and left handed
>He is high rolling?>Bias the summer RNG
>>565937013Honsefun
>>565937236That was an /uma/ club?
>>565937013Haythere
>>565937013I saw some ‘cute and funny’ and ‘piña’ variations sporadically
>>565936782>clunsHoly ESL.
>>565937224braaaaaaaaaaaaap sniff sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiBrrAaaaaappffffffffsnifffffffffffffffffff ah~
Rate every club on how edgy they are
>>565937435>spic humour
>>565937376
post horse
>>565937450you cant build a sentence with and adjective + noun. you need a verb stupid esl monkey
Tanntamount!
>>565932502
>>565937623
the only edge i know is masturbation.specifically, to mejiro ryan
>>565933113
>>565937534Rare brick kicks you for posting here.
>>565937729Poor horse or not..?
>>565937450thanks for proving it's you. I won
>>565937609It's people from another general that made the club though. /pcrg/ by the looks of it from that screenshot. I never really considered it to be a true /uma/ club
>>565937816I accept your concession
>>565937013Umasumi
>>565936774
bruhatleast I don't need to click stam all game nowshame i didn't have an anklet
>>565933271maybe just stop shit stirring and lowering thread quality for no reason xd
>>565937961I wanna wrap her legs arund my head and wear her like a crown
Yae
>>565933656https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BWP72Wjt4fg
>>565936119I mean he is a really old horse now, he lived a good life. My precious Doto will be missed so much when he is gone.
>>565937961She thinks she is so clever.
>>565937917I miss DereDere...
>>565938206I will have sex with her
This has got to be the worst potential sparks you can get on a MANT run I swear
how do I get tosen jordan to fuck me?
>>565938464Buy her expensive nail polish
>>565938464Become her trainer, she's the kind of gyaru that only fucks one guy.
>>565937904
Tosen Jordan would stay in an abusive relationship
>>565934604is that fat JD Vance? I didn't know he played umamusume
>>565938415uh oh melty
>>565932607whoa can my club get a doodle drawfriend
>my club is in the middle of attention how is it possible that naming club that has insertrandomumaherelove as a name causes so much butthurt
>>565938565Why does she wear the dog collar?
>>565938690are you trans?
>>565937904>>565938614extremely cute and wholesome
>>565938742see>>565938646
>>565934725I'll schedule you for a daily oguri cap special
>>565938734Thats still pretty mild as far as attention goes
uh oh schizo melty
>>565934846Consent?
>>565938874are they siblings.
sorry danchou but those glow sticks cost too much I need the hammer
>>565938874What if Mambo renamed to MamboLove?What if another club renamed to MamboLove?
>>565938636Creek when she sees my banana bread
>>565939132peakino
this tranny needs to go back to xis gemshit general
>>565939032
>>565935324>FRAUDolf>The People's Uma - "Thank You">DEEP FRAUDpact>EquiNOXIOUS SHIT
>(((Comfy))) thread >NTR wakes up>Schizo is activated like a Manchurian sleeper agent >Starts shitting up the thread for No Reason at allBut why?
>>565934557Her growth rates are good and she can run all the sprint/mile/medium races in MANT. It's hard to compete with the meta umas but she's at least fun and easy to build.
>>565939229Fenomeno best gold
>>565939301NO REASON MENTIONED
>see post saying uh oh schizo melty>don't see what's wrong>not sure if schizo got filtered or i'm the schizo and haven't realized
>>565939301Can you not use Nishino Flower for your shitpost? Thank you.
>>565939320I disagree but I respect your opinion.
>>565939032>>565939245Can you stop spamming ntrfag?
>>565939245
>>565939229The faces of the franchise
Mambo is recruiting. All who play the game and love uma musume are welcome. Reply with your ID if interested.
the faggot is here thread is dead for the next 12 hours cya tomorrow
Stop posting Gold Ship or any of her disgusting relatives.
>>565939151What if every /uma/ club gets renamed to Mambo?>>565939070No, but they had the same owner.
>>565938464Jordan is an idiot who knows she's an idiot and she knows that you know she's an idiot and she places her absolute trust in you to help her achieve greatness in spite of being an idiot. By the end of her career she would already do anything you want no questions asked full loyalty.
Can't wait for Indy Champ to be revealed next year
>>565939229my FUARKING heroes
>>565939301NO REASON mentioned!
>>565939398>jobs to Mirako
>>565937921I hope he enjoys his new career as a dressage horse
>>565939509As someone who hasn't done her career yet, do you think she can win in Ultra Golshi mode? Maybe I can take a break from aces to do it.
>>565939480good you can do something useful with your life
i wish all gold clan tranny fans the worst and hope they all get hurt in the most painful of ways, especially the staygoldtranny
>>565939398I'm starting to like her and Believe and Air Messiah
list/rentry updated
yeah its s cat time
>>565939908Air Messiah looks cute.
>>565939801boobsex with Eishin
>>565935014>UNLESS you've been a gay club this whole time,chat does he know
king arthur himself wouldn't be able to pull me out of kitasan
>>565939874
Would you buy her fan works?
>>565937921
>>565939807She can run as late and has innate OYL. She can totally do it.
>>565939959>c and d clubsThis sounds like a waste is it for guys who don't play the game but want some /uma/ friends?
>>565939959>updated>Autis/uma/ under A+ohhhnyonyonyo
>>565939965Cats!?
>>565940140470 and climbing
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>565939958Whorses the whole lot of them
>>565939959autis/uma/ and 2maoo are not A+ clubs
>>565940102>dura and kita dancing side by sideCute! That's my personal crackship
>>565939438nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>565940128Yeah some people just want to login each day, NOT do dailies, and occasionally play a new career when an uma they're interested gets released.>>565940208The list isn't intended to be aspirational, or so I was told. The rank a club is filed under *should* reflect their established rank the previous month, or else it wouldn't make sense to put ExcelUma under unranked.
>>565940289This type shitpost is ok bwo
>single handedly bringing back sturdy horses after 2 decades of glass legged twinks that die at age 5 and can't run more than 2500m without breaking apartapologize to Kita NOW
>>565939908>>565939997Congratulations on seeing the light
>>565939872gold kkklan fans are tourists who don't actually give a shit about Uma musume. all they do is parrot the same memes over and over again and pretend they play the game when they don't. they don't know shit about the girls they claim they like and are just "fans" because they're "popular" and they're not even popular they're just getting hard shilled by cygames, even to the point of astroturfing here. the dude spamming stay gold is unironically getting paid for it
>>565940289>>565940367This mini uma is perfect for my mini penis
>>565940434I am a fan of all glasses girls
>>565940367
>>565940343It is and always has been current rank at the time of the update. Lurk more.
>>565939958Marry Nature and CreekFuck Curren and MayaKill Dober and Groove
>>565940289>60x69>69nice
>>565940508Tama?
>>565940583You are wrong.
This or Sprinters Stakes?I have ankle + megaphone so it would be +46 speed +39 power +67 guts
>>565939958There are 3 wives in this picture
>>565940430Where can I submit my apology form?
>>565940430I'm so sorry Kita, I didn't know how breedable you were
Adult woman fetish...
>>565940703There's two sprinter Stakes. Take the guts training.
>>565940430>Croix du Nordyou didn't win
>>565940701Go back in the archive and check then.
>>565940825what the fuck is an adult woman fetish dumbass it's called being normal
>>565940825The antidote for /uma/'s homosexuality
>>565940773would this stop helios or would she just start reading books on maternity for ruby?
>>565940964>he doesn't know
>>565940430nah, I'd rather japs don't try doing another Sundayman
>>565940931Nigger I have been here since release day, who the fuck are you trying to fool? God I hate Autis/uma/ fags.
>>565940343>isn't intended to be aspirationalright>previous monthwrong, it's up to date
>Had 800+ clock when MANT started >Down to 598 nowI might have to buy clocks with clovers in a month or two if I don't slow down the clock consumption
>>565941071I don’t trust your memory old man. Go back in the archive and check. You might be surprised.
>>565939959>suddenly 3 discord clubs
>>565940964Thus you are abnormal because you are gay
>>565941126Nobody cares
>>565940964It's a fetish created by pedophiles to gaslight zoomers into thinking they're normal
>>565940289is nishino into watersports?
>>565941082>>565941202Let's talk the present, then. Has ExcelUma not yet been created? If it has, then it would have a current rank.
>>565941126I care. I hope we get some more clocks soon.
>>565941040she's a cuck by nature, she would clean the cum from Ruby's pussy and then clean Ruby's torena's dick too
opera can be cute sometimes
>>565941126wow 200 whole clocks in all of mant you must play a whole lotfucking retard
>>565940964adult women are powerful
>>565941126How are you burning so many clocks lmaoCan I have some of your stash?
>>565941452Acceptable arrangement
>>565941340Been here since launch and didn’t know clubs need to exist for a month before they can be ranked?
>>565940964is an adult women fetish cause that anon is underage
football is so boring i'm almost tempted to do two runs, but danchou only pays for 1 per day
>>565941452she would also agree to get pregnant by the same dick that impregnate Ruby so they rise kids at the same time
>>565941503bro did like 50 runs max and thinks it's a lot
>>565941665Straight Shota is peak
>>565941642Yes, because the official rank of a club is based on their "score" the previous month.
>>565940828There's no reward for winning both right? I already got the one for the two sprint G1s
>>565941040Perfect chance to start a polyamorous triple. Tell her she can be lesbians with Ruby so long as you have a free pass to fuck Helios wherever whenever, then you just conquer her with your dick while having Ruby run support, kissing, licking, whispering, pinching, etc to overwhelm her. Can't beat the cock. Especially cant beat the cock + support.
>>565941340NTA but you're confused. it's always has been current as of the day its updated and often updated a couple times per monthExcelUma is unranked and all of the clubs are that rank right now
>>565941503NTA but in my experience Pace Chasers and Front Runners only take 0-2 clocks per run on average so 200 clocks could be a lot of runs.
>>565941839maybe if you have a tiny dick to self insert as one
I want a paypig danchud I send porn to and make him buy me steam bucks for rolls
>>565941863>Ruby run support, kissing, licking, whispering, pinching, etc to overwhelm herRuby wouldn't do that, she can barely handle a date with helios
>>565941302You cared enough to reply.>>565941358If we don't get any clocks it will be awful for players without a bunch of them now. Goldshi will save us>>565941503I play the game unlike you. That is a given.>>565941548Nyooo these clocks are mine.
>>565942009Rude
(You)
>>565941989>front runners take 2 clocks per yearfuck me I wish
>>565942137she has a big clit not a big d thou
>>565942065even the cryer is ugly as fuck, what a disgrace of a design even Biwa mogs her lmao
>>565941849No, as in they cannot participate in the leaderboard at all until they exist for a month.
>all these anons needing clocks for their runsGit gud
>>565942227don't shay that....
>>565942272I sit on 1k+, might as well use ehm
>>565942201The vast majority of my runs are with Pace Chasers so I could be wrong about Front Runners in general, but I did do about 10 or so Seiun parent runs a couple of weeks ago and I think I used <5 clocks in total. That might just be a luxury of having A&S though.
>>565941126I careI askedI love youThe schizo can suck my huge caucasian cock
i want to be a thread personality toowhat umas dont already have avatarfagshishi akebono maybe?
>>565941358I had almost 850 when MANT began, down to 700 now. How many more months of MANT do we have?
>>565942065why avatarfag? literally what's the point?
>>565942469must be easy being a frontkek
>>565942573Just use your favorite and steal them from whatever other loser is trying to use them.
>>565942146Feels like I'm being taken to the middle of nowhere to have my legs broken and forced to be a baby maker.
>>565942573I want to see more of this cutie so choose her.
>>565942649my favorite already has too many postersit would be a fruitless endeavorno i wont say who
>>565941040Ruby would dislike it but Helios offers free nanny services to her children, until she gets fired for teaching them bad things like zoomer lingo instead of proper vocabulary
>>565942645Nah I dont run fronts. I just bought every clock since day 1 and do 1 run day in mant.
>>565942603I think MANT ends mid-July, so a little under 2.5 months?
>>565939959Put Uma&Co in the warning list since they organise raids here from their discord
Thanks to you now I rather do my MANT runs
>>565942754>no i wont say whoPussy
>>565942835when did MANT start?
>>565942015How good is your Helios cosplay?
>>565939959Put Rare Brick in the warning list since they're a /umaJP/ vassal club
>>565942015join mambo
If you're doing the medium-long MANT route, the classic year Japan Cup doesn't contribute to a major epithet right?
>>565942940If I had to guess then it feels like ten thousand years ago although apparently it was 12th March.
>>565942882Verxina is a good sister
>>565941040helios would keep going until she gets stuck with ruby while she's giving birth and has to deliver the baby herself and dies from the nosebleed after seeing her umanko
>>565943045>>565943175mambwos...
>>565939959Put Mambo in the warning list because Mambo
>>565943235are you trying to tell me we aren't even halfway through MANT
>>565943367Ryan is so hot it's unreal
>>565942227"even Biwa"...!
>>565943408it hasnt even been a month...
>>565942689Creek wouldn't do this...R-Right?
>>565943354>>565942015All the paypigs are in the S club. You gotta go there
>>565943367Ryan is the Uma I disliked at first and then over time I started liking her
>>565943213you should do mile ch instead
>>565943408I'm sorry, anon...
I am nearing the end of names from Anons, so if anyone wants to name a horse (or many horses) then just tell me, the current in-game year is 1996, so if you want the horse you name to have a specific parent, please choose one from the classic generations between 1977 and 2000 as I have those available or will have them available soon, If you want a specific pairing (both sire and dam chosen by you) follow the same rule, if you don't know which uma are from those generations then check this image (anything between Maruzensky and Digitan/Shakur/Tap Dance City is free game) https://files.catbox.moe/omckdu.jpg
>>565943651reading comprehension
>>565943576Of course not.That's what the Mejiros and the Satonos do.
>>565943367Kawakami Princess can solve it in one punch
>>565939959>demoted to filthy B+Nyo..... It's over
have you considered sakura laurel
>>565940964I really shouldn't spoonfeed, but oh well https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/246720588/#246720588
Pro gaymer tip!If the slop is low res, the creator is likely an extreme poorfag from the third world!
>>565943739that list is missing Kiseki
>>565943739Name one Loco Motion, sired by Danzig
>>565942759https://youtu.be/RXhFhjiZrcE?si=_YumnUyAXhNTxI1y
low res slop isn't worse than high res slopanyone who posts or generates that shite deserves to be killed
>>565942754we already know who it is
>>565943956I know but for the purpose of my post it works
https://jiggie.fun/x2iBWLhttps://jiggie.fun/x2iBWLhttps://jiggie.fun/x2iBWL
>>565944141Bakushin no...
>>565944141my super cute STUPID dog
>>565943938slop being low res means they don't know how to use prompts bro
>>565942754>my favorite already has too many postersGoldshi?
>>565943980Can someone explain the lore as to why this adult woman beefs with a middle schooler?
>>565943739You worked hard, Rock 'n Dash...Name one Bed Flowery with Nishino Flower as her dam
>>5659441414 succubi...
>>565943739name one Mini Cactus please :) idm which
>>565943739thanks for using so many of the names I suggested
Was really hoping I'd have gotten two Digitan or another Tap Dance City but I'll take it, I guess. All these free rolls and I got 6 SSR and only 2 were on rate up.
>>565944603SNIFFFFFF
>>565944061Thread quality has been getting worse proportional to the increase in Curren posting. Just saying
>>565943568It's been close to 2 months what do you mean dumb bird
>>565939959autis/uma/ bwos...
Your starting shop, sir.
>>565944603>it's actually a black one piece swimsuit underneath the uniform
>>565944561Stop posting your stolen screenshots already
How many clubs are still not fullThinking and calculating very hard before I kick a new batch of flatties (5 of em) (it's over)
>>565943807succubus love
>>565943745I know what I said, your fault for not having mile sparks
>>565944891there's like 5 clubs still recruiting from B to A+
>>565943850Bro you're too autistic to understand that he himself was referencing the exact post you are referencing. Look at the first reply to the original post then look at the guy you replied to.
>>565943739I request that you name one horse Mr. Sperm with Tickezo as their sire.
>>565944965It's so over
pls run this uma
>>565944403No problem. I have fun managing horses for anons>>565945120sure, do you also want the horse to be a stallion?
>>565945120WAAAAAAAA GANBATTE MR SPERM
>>565945445Tickezo would say this
>didnt realize my deck didnt have 50% rb until after i started the run
>>565945557Happens, especially with the Kita and Bobo combo
>>565944320prompts have JACK SHIT to do with the base resolutions
>>565945336Yes. Make Mr. Sperm a stallion please and thank you.
>>565945557Just bring Marvy and Natie bro
pumping my goonpole to /uma/porn with the /uma/bwos
owari da...
>>565945828You know what to do*unzips pants*
>>565945906You will now train Pace Oguri Cap for the rest of MANT, regardless of the track
>>565945675it was kita, yeppers, and cb combination. i guess my cm13 end will go without nsm
>>565945312I only need 2.5 million for her biggest fan title!
>>565946047i don't have that fat fuck
>>565944667>things that never happenedalthough apparently there was a rash of trannyposting with Currens, I missed that, praise Shiraoki
>>565946108But do you have her Completionist title?
>>565946146See you Grand Live, Cowboy
k...
what would you do in this situation?
>>565946248Mhm nyo, I am too lazy for that. I did make a cool dirt Fuku for the respective cm thoü
>>565946306
>>565945054It's the third reply, but I take your point
>>565946108Completionist status?
>>565945445Ok now I want to have sex with her
>>565946085>wanted to umapyoi with Donna in peaceguess we are taking the harem route
>>565946439See >>565946398
>>565946558Make sure to fuck Donna last otherwise your pelvis will be broken before tasting the other three
>>565946379marry her? no reason to reject her
>>565946619
>>565946689
>>565946768Nyo
>>565946628doubt she would like that
>>565946689>>565946858I will now become Satono Diamond's sex slave and trainer
>>565946863
>>565946719Wait is No Reason the reason to reject her? Or No Reason is No Reason to reject her? Or you mean the reason No Reason is No Reason to reject her is because you have no reason to reject her? Or...
Uma for this feel?
>>565947209Tamamo
>>565947074>any last words, unfaithful trainer?>... black
>>565947152trainer would say "I'm happy for you" then leave to later meet Light Hello
>>565947209You now remember that one hammer you decided was unnecessary
>>565947334https://youtu.be/y9NhjogxNHo?si=Y74v4q2K9BaU15g0 I like Teio
>>565947294I hope Hello is ovulating too
>>565947517>>565947334
>>565947325I didn't decide it was unnecessaryI bought it and forgot to use it
>>565947209Air Shakur
>>565947567That's even worse
>solo front apparently sucks>try to redo the last ace to replace her>get medium S Hishiama but with ass stats (S Rank only but atleast capped speed)I really dont wanna spend more time on this CM given that i need a Pasa front parent for next CM. Do i just run single front or triple end with the S rank hishiama?
>>565947334teio was the worst protagonist in all of uma, even worse than spes2 was carried by mayanko
>>565947334i despise that shit simply for how absolutely rude she is to turbo despite needing to be saved by her from moping all season
>>565947746https://youtu.be/beJxwjgYUeY?si=t0xOJdOB5LMOEHjo the only thing that saved season 2 from being total dogshit
>>565947725the aces
>>565932132Was there an update to soundposts breaking
>>565948105https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nQ4WtURmMw0 tho
>>565945996>marrying a cuckquean
Not ashamed to admit I cried more watching Season 2 than I have watching any other anime
>>565947746>Mayano Top Sleepernah
>>565947931but Teio getting humbled down by Turbo and apologizing to her is the peak of the season and part of her character development, if Teio wasn't so rude to her all the time it wouldn't have been as good
You're a chestnut You will never be a gray horseYou will never enter Agartha
>>565948401mayhaps. still grinds my gears seeing her mistreated by her in the anime and later in the game story
how bad is 450 wit?
>>565948401Turbo is a nuisance and a loser. Turbo redeemed herself
>>565948158I mean the Hishi has a theoretically higher chance of winning but as you said the stats and skills arent great
>>565948612Drooling retard tier
>>565948159Never mind, I found it
>>565948158actually you're probably better off just slapping a dominator or natie debuffer on there if you really dont care. That'll at least mean that there's always one guaranteed uma your other ends pass so that they have a higher chance of proccing red shift/pump etc
people unironically posting shorts are the lowest of the lows
>>565948463Agartha? Is that a new parfait?
>>565948612
Turbo and Suzuka aren't so different if you think about it
>>565948612In MANT?...Sorry buddy
>>565948158>He boughted Sturm und Drang
boughted
>>565948924super glue? naprawdę?
>>565948923fat bitch
>>565948854>Height: 168cmAre you taller than Super Creek, /uma/?
>>565948923fat fuck
buyed
>>565949341Im taller than every single uma in the game
>>565949341No, I 'm barely 5'.
>>565949376isn't that where you endure attacks for 2 turns to deal double damage back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhthXS_Kjuganyone who's made fun of Tahbo should watch her raceliterally ran her fucking heart outwatching her race makes me feel like how Tickezo feels watching the derby
>>565949425Sex?We need to breed to produce a foal with the durabilty of a womanlet and the height of a lanklet
>>565939959RiceBstGrl bros...
>>565933272>>565938636>>565943576mommy
>>565949341>about 5'6" in freedom units Yes not by much
post something cute
>>565949341Yeah. But I'd still let her baby me
>>565940964yes and?
>>565949625In this house Twin Turbo is a hero
>>565949425pls be in mambo
>>565949816
test
>>565950086did it work
>>565949278>>565949342June 6 at 06:03 pmHeart failurePancreatic cancerMay 11 at 02:24 amCar crashBrain concussionBleed out
hey
>>565949625>dum honse run fast
>>565949341Akebono is the only uma taller than meWe reeeaaally need more big umas
did ntr faggot find a new avatar or something
>>565949874
>>565950086Your attempt to open a portal to the demon realm failed Curren
>>565950363Seek help.
>>565948892
why doesn't she show up in any of the MANT vignettes
>>565950232If I call you a fat fuck can you predict my cause of death too
>>565949625knowing how it's because she was afraid of the pack and other horses and generally quite timid makes the gap moe complete with the hyperactive other side from the anime/game
>>565950435me when I don't get S medium
>>565950363Mind broken.
>whenever turboshit is brought up suddenly several people glazing her and always reposting the same race and youtube linkit's either a new schizo or ntrfag has chosen a new avatar to larp as
>>565950618>>56595043490 seconds btw
>>565950691Jordan...
>>565950454Are there any scenes of the Naritas interacting at all in global?
>>565950691Rent-free by the way.
>>565949625So this is what a well-built bignig looks likeWhat a beautiful lead
>>565950435when is nigger culture going to get eradicated
>>565950363I'm throwing all his garbage spam posts in the JP thread where they belong. Now that his thread is getting shit up he doesn't wanna post that much anymore. I suggest you do the same thing if you want him to fuck off from here. >>565661335
>>565950691All me
>>565950313im a big advocate for mini giantess height
>>565950829>clicks off 1 (You) on 4chanX
>>565950653braindead retarded nigger you don't even know what "larp" means
Who's the coolest uma?
>>565950232May 5th4:20 PMHeart Attack (from being an overweight FUCK)
>>565949625Now watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDUwvcyXG4
>>565950931Incredibly based
>>565950931See this I can get into. "Normal" giantess stuff is a meme
>>565950884It's much too late to be asking that question, you should done something about it when you had the chance
I used Jet as my Dirt oonige, but I am not the one glazing her here. You are just rent free I guess.
>>565950920Why was my digitan roll posted there?
>>565951060Uokka
>>565951060You already posted herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7UZWAp_-c
>>565951060no contest
>>565951060Any umas that aren't dark-skinned.
>>565951128this gets directly referenced in the ending of Turbo's scenario btw. hence why there is some art of her and panthalassa
>>565951060TM Opera O
>>565951218my danchou looks like that
>>565951060Uodka, I like Uodka
>>565951168https://x.com/jav_romance17/status/2049133980415594713/Just because you shaved off 10 pixels doesn't mean people won't be able to find it.
>>565950653Let them have their one win bro
>>565951060Fenomeno, Ace, Gimlet, Duramente, Kris, Brian, Festa, and Tama
This obsession is legitimately nearing mental illnessThis is why the interns don’t visit us anymore
>>565951128>Can't watch youtube videos without making a jewgle account anymorefuck this shit you got an nnd link or something
is this deck good enough for END CM14?
>He took the bait
>>565951347LOOOL fucking sad
ExcelUma (588536995) is looking for trainers interested in Open CMs with the new rank requirement and those who just want a pleasant club without many requirements to join >>565941340I created the club 3 days ago, how would it be ranked if talling only happens once a month?
>>565951502Tomboys are shit
>>565951128This is what happens if you don't take groundwork
>>565951535>he doesn't have a youtube accountwhatwhat's next, you guys also don't have Youtube Premium?
>>565950295
>>565951570Quota?
First Nakayama now you? At least Nakayama has an excuse with her ult temporarily sabotaging her, why the hell did this happen?
mindlessly spent 100 carats on daily race tickets
>>565951718you don't play the game ntrfagkys
>>565951128>still lostlmfao
/Tamalove/ Spinoff General #1>>565661335
>>565951664wtf are you using yt premium for
>>565951706hot
>>565951664>he pays for adblocker
>>56595155814 is Mile. Replace Teio with a power card, preferably HishiAmazon
>>565951060
>>565951664What does the Jordan image have anything to do with your post?>>565951825What does the MTG image have anything to do with your post?>>565951843What does the Helios image have anything to do with your post?
>>565951797Turbo lost the majority of races but just watching her run and try to make oonige work was enjoyment enough
>>565951962HUGE head
>>565951825Not gonna shill for it, but I use youtube on my PC, my phone, and my TV. I don't want to see ads.
>>565951718>>565661335
schizo back at it again
>>565949341nearly same height, i'm taller by 2 cm
>>565951578ywnbaw
>>565952012Also by far the best music serviceYou can set radio to exclusively play new songs
>>565951925I am a RETARDI was thinking of CM13 14 can do
>>565951664 >>565952012It's one thing when I see my dumb big bro own YT premium, even when he mostly does it out of convenience cuz he watches everything over his living room TV and phone, seeing anyone here unironically use it is just funny tho.Removing ads from PCs is beyond piss easy, phones are equally easy to do, TVs I will give people, but even those can be worked around with some spit and not being a thirdie techlet.
>>565951996Huge head for a big brain.
support card banners should rotate more often having a lb3 card and having to wait almost 6 months to roll for the same card again is fucking diabolical
>>565951973to convey the reaction/tone of the post? What are you on about, complaining as if image posts cost you money
>>565951973holy melty
>>565951060The King of the Top, Narita Top Road
>>565952174I use it too
>>565952174In my defense and I know this is a negative aura response but I'm not poor so getting taxed for convenience is something I'm willing to do.
Hello /uma/
>>565952012>PCublock>phonenewpipe>TVmirror your pc or your phone to your TVThere is no reason to pay for jewtube for shit
>>565952190say that to maruzen speed which will come back like 1.5 months after the initial banner with a much better combined rerun
>>565952174I use like 3 devices that can't run am adblock, my work laptop, my tv (samsung so smart tv is bad for installing shit) and my tablet that I'm too lazy to install revanced on since I already pay for premium
>>56595234820 dollars a month is worth not having to do any of that
>uses 4chan but still pays for jewtube premiumlmao browse /g/ for a while and you'll save a few bucks that could go to fund your uma addiction
room temp iq general
I pay for youtube premium family so that my parents don't bother me for an adblocker every single fucking time they log in through some new means, especially when they keep buying new phones or some shit.
>>565952174im too lazy to play cat and mouse with adblockers. i also use youtube a fuckton on my phone and diving into sideloading and whatever the fuck is not something i care to spend my time on.
>>565952580trueGood thing I use fahrenheit unlike you seagger
>>565952528>ERROR: [youtube] 8DDUwvcyXG4: Sign in to confirm you’re not a bot. Use --cookies-from-browser or --cookies for the authentication. See https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/wiki/FAQ#how-do-i-pass-cookies-to-yt-dlp for how to manually pass cookies.Uma for this feel?
>>565952505You could buy a one time selector with these $20 dollars
Anybody who isn't too busy to be arguing about YouTube Premium ought to be helping with the jiggie
What if I do have yt premium but my brother pays for it and im under the family package ?
>>565952628sweaty creek...
Bereshit preping for Kyoto Shimbun Hai this saturdayhttps://x.com/gendai_keiba/status/2051588083490189406?s=20
>>565951710no quota for now, maybe I'll add one later just to keep us at C+/B so everyone gets a thousand carats at the end of the month. I created the club aiming to find more people interested in Open CMs and the mechanics of the game, but borderline but anyone is welcome as long as they at least check on the club/share shoes with some frequence
I measure my room temperature in Kelvin
>trainer invites you for netflix and chill>you sit in the couch and get ready >he pulls out a laptop and an hdmi cablewhat do you do in this situation?
I already pirate my games, anime, music do I don't mind paying for premium on yt
>>565952657The only reason why you'd get yt premium desu>>565952775Literally Bourbon
>>565952820me on the right
>>565952836you don't need a club to do that
>>565952775Air ShakurGet yourself an Air Shakur gf (male)
>>565952814Then you're a leech and what's wrong with the world
>>565952820She's raping him
>>565952853I'm one of the people on the side of just paying for premium, and even I can tell you that is NOT a relevant point on this website
>>565952787you could also not avatarfag and yet here we are
>>565952906Slave's guilt
>>565952996I'll go to Argentina then thanks for the advice
>>565952853grab him by the cock, you can do anything then
The youtube premium sleeper agents have been activated.
>>565953074My danchou looks like this
today is the day
>>565952997This is what I tell my flatliners every day but they don't listen
>>565953179Finally Gold Ship dies
>>565953143Dia..
Reminder the anti-jp ntr obsessed schizo is an argentina thirdie and the one suggesting to adblocks instead of paying for premium.
Matikane meal
>>565952997I let him live for free under my roof nigga It’s the least he can do
>>565953317fukutits so good
>>565953304>pays for premiumThe schizo is annoying and a fag but at least not a shill for the jeet owned kike company
>>565951558yo this nigga running sweepy wit
Where the fuck did the jewtube employee show up fromGet back to work jigger it's still 2:30
>>565952787I already have my waifu and her alt
More bald umas
>>565953304Why would you not use adblock?
me no play horse gameis horse game good?
>>565953304He says nothing about NTRfag (You) though?
>>565953470Who is your waifu?
Agent double-seven seven
>>565953443Speaking of jigger >>565944243
>>565953383someone post that image
Tama asked me for my youtube premium password...
>>565953528hons good
>>565953528If you’re willing to buy an account for a fiverGacha games are hard to get into outside of launch or anniversary periods
>>565953383Fukutits?
I watch ads specifically so globohomo thinks they got me, but then just giggle how I never buy any of the products they shill.
>>565952962to discuss about open? it's pretty hard to do so on one where everyone is focused on graded
>>565953541>HeWhy do you talk about yourself in the third person?
>>565953528Story, characters, presentation: always goodGameplay: quite good until you run out of fresh-feeling new things to doGameplay, long-term: not good, but arguably tolerable in exchange for new content
>>565953486
>>565953606small dicked loser should kill herself for even asking
>>565952328>but I'm not poorI'm neither rich nor poor, can easily afford the jew tax, however I refuse out of principle, when I can just as easily get it for free.Hell, I barely use YT directly these days anyway, so prem wouldn't even work for me as it is.>>565952403Laptop is obviously a no brainer, tablet should be pretty easy as well, the TV however will always be the funny brick that they count on to make sales, as it's by far the most difficult to work around, since everything depends on your router and your knowledge to be able to configure it correctly which is annoying as fuck.>>565952674>play cat and mouse with adblockersIs this actually a problem people (on PC!) still face? I haven't thought about it in months, arguably years. uBlock origin (the un-cuck version) stands firm.
>intern shilling premium even knowing he'll be replaced by a clanker
4chan gold is the only investment you need
>>565953545Rice Shower
New thread>>565953907>>565953907>>565953907
>Smart TVGoyim, I...
>>565952836>I created the club aiming to find more people interested in Open CMsHow's that working out for you?No clubs are able to find new members even without focusing on something niche like open CMs.
https://forms.gle/EHwHJq9L9ThtrwJn9New /vg/ League team manager here, I'm posting the form here again for anons who couldn't fill the form the previous time, still need some suggestions for the team
>>565953869Big talk for someone without the pass badge next to their name
>>565953681I only discuss my favorite races, and I like my races like I like my women: Graded and unopened
>>565953946Club formed just this month. They don't even qualify for reward yet. Give them a break, you jew.
>>565953528>chrono triggerShit game
>>565953936wdymBuy more Smart TVs goyim, don't listen to this forsaken retard
>>565953929Too soon!>>565954047>They just formed, you can't ask them how it's going!???
>>565953528ye but it get you to watch horse race (real) too
>>565954143Your malice is as apparent as your massive nose.
>>565953924Very based, I am considering her as my pace chaser 3rd ace for the Darby.
>>565953969There won't be NTR in the team right?
>>565952821why did they name him that?
>>565952996pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen ur brick for sur alway rember kill air shakur
>>565953850can't install adblockers or anything on my work laptop because IT monitors shit and would just remove it anyway phone is easy yeah
>>565954243sex
>>565954637Stop using your work laptop then, poorfag
>>565954860
>>565953658lucky milkies...
>>565954889I use my PC at home bwo but sometimes I don't do shit at work for 6 hours and youtube is there for me....
>>565954243>>565954962>>565955189thank you for the cute and sexy furashu
>>565955385Doing my duty filling out the image slots with the sexiest uma currently out on global
>>565955527Based... post even more!
>>565955638don't worry, I will
>>565955716Tummy...
Furashu hour finally?!>>565954730I get horny when I see this pic of Ramonu, its so good.
>>565956168She's the one who might top Flash for me when she releases.... depends on her story and mannerisms. I do love me an ice queen
>>565956275I still like Furashu more, but Ramonu is also pure sex!
>>565956456Raven-haired beauties simply make me weak
Good end of the thread, can finally fap
>>565956651Me too
>>565954962I need to cum between her boobs
Wow, 15 image chain of all flash and one dia. Didn't know that was possible.
Good job guys...
Furashumind
why is the next breadpost not showing for me wtf?
