Previously: >>565988519>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>566008340mmmm dober thread
>>566008340happy birthday to dober
Waiting for yeppers.
Good start with Dober.
>>566008340Mare thread?
We should rape Dober for her birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THRAD
>>566008340Happy birthday to the world's cutest misandrist
Dober owes me.
If you can't squeeze blood out of a stone how come rebricked gets shitposted upon month after month?
reminder that cygames is literally gate-keeping the BEST bot farmer (official) from global and we have to resort to using the inferior sweeper
dober might hate men but you'll soon find out that these kind of women make the best partners
>>566008557>implying women that make good partners exist
>>566008534Didn't they literally say Auto-play is coming SOON like a week after release...
>>566008557maternal instinct
housewife
Digitan LOVE
>>566008687House villainbet that pie is poisoned
Dober is a dog fucker
https://jiggie.fun/i6AJIghttps://jiggie.fun/i6AJIg
>>566008709stop being mean
happy birthday dober
>>566008739I'm the dog
I love NTR
>>566008340dober looks like she has soft, squishy, milky thighs
Mambo is recruiting! Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
BIRTHDAY
Mambro will grow larger
>>566008340>>566008726I WANT TO FUCK OPPAI MEGANES AAAAHhttps://exhentai.org/g/3922764/7d5ddb0ba4/
oh would you look at that, another fucking gold kkklan video! surely next year there will be this much effort for whatever umas they decide to give attention to for golden week right? but of course not because they're not getting paid to astroturf their popularity, so it'll be half assed bullshit from top to bottom. fuck you jewgames
>>566008739woof woof
*thinks*
I'm SICK and TIRED of being RAPED by my trainee.
>>566008794the demon tickezo makes me laugh every time
>>566008793runs in the family
>>566008905>ntr No thanks.
>>566008942I like the mejiro song
>>566008905I say this
>>566008963I tried that once, it's overrated.
>>566008942the raped
>>566008340Happy birthday Dober, 32 years young
>>566008687rice posters should be my housewives.
>>566009056mejiros got relegated to fucking april fools and never given attention ever again because jewgames wouldn't know actual good characters if it but them in the face
debating whether or not I jerk off a second time today before taking a shower....
Tabaru will SAVE the gold clan
>>566008905H-hot
No stam sparks or cardsboy this is fucking annoying
>>566009187>never given attention ever againone big problem is they front loaded the release of all the Mejiros instead of spreading out their release dates for some reason
Is this good enough to win the Kikuka Sho or should I just give up on the triple crown and run the Shuka instead? The only recovery skill available right now is Straightaway Recovery.
>>566009284>Pasa>NishinoWhat the hell is this for???
>>566009328fuck noyou'll die with that stam
>>566009328if you were planning to run the KKKsho you should have started building stamina since derby ended. No it's not enough.
>>566009201This is a dangerous image.
>>566009097
>>566008656They said "Guided Career" not autoplay.It's either a bad translation for the thing we already got that shows the outcomes of choices in careers, or the literal guided careers function which helps you build for each CM/League of Heroes event.Both were added in 4th anniversary so who knows what they actually mean.
>>566009361TTits not the worst uma in my lineup but its close
the gold masturbation will never stop if tabaru actually wins the larc this yearPLEASE rice shower and your french druid circle stop them
>>566009418i hate TRANSlators
>>566009381I could post more....
soft...
>>566009418You have to be fucking kidding me
sex with umas and stuff
cygaymes will sponsor the larc this year and japan will just "coincidentally"" win
anyone looking for for a club
>>566009298frontloaded doesn't mean shit goldship has been getting attention since the franchise fucking started and they never hopped off that dick even though no one cares
>>566009482Umapyoi
>>566009445>If
>>566009548Nah they will still continue to lose
>>566009482alright posting these has made the decision quite easy for me. Showering will be delayed
>>566009482Pleaae do!!
>>566009548Just like Japan won the Kentucky derby?
>>566009548cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>566009548No amount of bribes will make Japan win Larc. They would have to glue the entire competition on race day.
>>566009570Dunno about you but whenever people talk about Uma they mention Golshi. It doesn't exactly hurt that she has the overall best cm performance out of any of the free umas by far
>>566009605rice hero would say this
>>566009548iirc they sponsored it last year too
>>566009407If I couldn't trust Bakushin, I honestly don't know who else I could trust.
>>566009703>whenever people talk about Uma they mention Golshiastroturfed nonsense, this wouldn't ever have been the case if they chose literally anyone else for pakatube. if they replaced her for any of the actual streamers in the game people would stop talking about her entirely
>>566009568Whats the fan quota for B+ Club.
>>566009805none
17 years o-wait...
>>566009548No amount of sponsorships can make the japs win against the frogs' voodoo magic. I refuse to believe the fucking rain the day before and the drizzle before the race last year is just a happy coincidence.
>>566009821uhhh I can see the umanko
>>566009821I can see it
>>566009868French bog is just like dirt, if Ebayan raced when that happened he would clearly win
>>566009821Sex with my oshi
>>56600982120 children
>>566009570I hate Golshi being a soulless metahog as much as the next guy but it's an undeniable fact that Golshi's VA puts in super overtime in promoting and supporting the franchise and has done so since even before the game actually releasedRespect should be put on her name and for good reason
>>566009964>put yanko and croix in the arc>if it rains yanko benefits>if it doesn't croix benefits
Japs will never win the frog race
>>566009821
golshi game my ass why are there 6 fronts minimum in every public room
>>566009971Sex with your oshi
>>566009791they would stop talking about this game entirely because no other uma is as wacky with the same VA energy to boot,
>>566010058>British trained american horses have won the L'Arc and Epsom DahbyClearly Japs need to start using American horses again instead of making more Kitaspawns
>>5660100976 fronts is anti-Late/End
any final words?
>>566010257kill yourself
what's the golshi extra supreme hard mode tech?
>>566010304golshi herself
>>566010257
>>566010304use golshi and run a bunch of power sparks
>>566010304>get to 300 wit by debut>buy accel skills>????>win the final by placing 1st-1st-whatever
Deep Impact lowkey will replace Rudolf as the prez the moment she get to the game
>>566010345>>566010356>>566010368got it
Mejiro Doberman
Dober asked to see my penis as a reference
>>566010183This is why they brought in American Pharoah, his cum will produce a stronger line of "Japanese" horses
>>566010534lmao
>>566010534YWNBJ
>>566010534Grass won't say this
>>566010572you will never bron james......
has anyone gotten uma stan and 1.500.000CC on the same uma? what does the instant proc look like?
>>566010648what the fuck.. anon is so mean..
>>566010534grass wouldnt say this but she would think like this
>>566010662If you manage to proc both you are pretty much guaranteed to be at the front of the late packNot as visually impressive as you'd imagine but it's pretty effective if you have enough midrace to keep the position
Ass Wonder
Please stop posting pornographic images of our beloved trainees. This is a blue board.
Scenario ID1 = URA2 = Unity Cup4 = Trackglazer
>>566010792Now combine that with Fighter
>>566010792>guaranteed to be front of the late pack>can't proc NSM>fronts still far awayso the combo is useless then?
>>566010848I always wondered why fighter gets memed onit's literally extra midrace power because that's what you use to overtake
Time to take a shower
>>566010914That's only if the uma proc a velo skill along with fighter, if not it does literally nothing
>>566010914If it doesn't proc at the starting gate or with a bunch of your velocity skills it can get wastedIt's a skill that you can't just autotake if you don't have a specific plan for
>>566010914accel before late race will not work unless there's a velocity skill, even then do you really want to shove your uma that high up?
>>566010810You are red.
why are there no all stars aligned god tier borrows for my aces on chrono? nobody has good race affinity so my own parents with mid sparks end up better overallthis sucks
>>566010848Fighter doesn't proc in the first 5 seconds so I'm not a fan of it for that purpose>>566010853If you're gambling on NSM to be your victory condition as a backliner you've already lost, it's a fallback and an additional accel and not the crutch of your strategyBeing towards the front will always be better than being towards the back and that goes double on dahby where if you don't have a good position going into the final straight you might as well kill yourselfThe golden zone to be in is 5th place to activate both MPB and Red Shift together, random accels like NSM, OYL, and friends are your backups if one of those can't fireThe fronts will establish a lead no matter what you do, but decent midrace can mitigate that once you get an alright starting position
>>566011037>>566011048>>566011108it only procs while you're in overtake mode, right? the one where your uma magically gain extra speed to, well, overtake? Of course it'd be better if it's during an actual accel phase or while a velocity skill is up, but it does help, no?
>>566010826whats 3?????????
just realized "you should focus on training" doesn't give bonds no wonder she is still fucking blue by the first summer
>My first and only gf left me after she suddenly discovered being lesbian>I have to relive my trauma every day with my trainee wives being overly affectionate with their rivals
>>566011262just get a mejiro nigga
>>566011262Hot, you should turn that into an NTR doujin so I can jack off to it
>>566011221I always pick top I need the bond and sp
>>566011209Not sure, then, that does make the skill a lot more generally usableI was thinking of it as just more mid race accelMaybe that is the point of confusion
What does the sim say about Umas with the fighter skill and their winrate. I'm too retarded to use it
>>566008340I want to rape Dober so bad
>>566009507My pov to this anon
>>566011606Dober could casually break every bone in your body without trying. She's as strong as a horse.
Isn't it a bit too early for that shitpost?
>>566011697Dober enjoys being forced a little.
Anyone got that Dober shaving image
>>566011739Dober wrote this post
today is my birthday and you're saying those kinds of things? Ugh...
bros is the ai correct
>>566011860>chatgptUse grok instead
@umagrok should I pin Dober down and have my way with her?
>>566011941My grok is mean to me.
How does the free Special Week we're gonna get through the campaign hold up to OG Spechud and Summer Spechud?
>>566012076i like sexual week
>>566012127nobody says this
SPECHUD HATE
Spechud is not sexy at all
Agnes
>>566012076She's hyperspecialized for winning the Arima Kinen and basically nothing else. You could oshirun her on the Satsuki Sho since that's also on Nakayama, but normal Spechud will serve you better on any other track.
>>566012279
>>566012279why is this so good?
>>566011941grok doesnt work for meshe complains that shes busy or i pay for premium
>>566012279Shaving the pubic area is so intimate and hot, not sure why it doesn't show up more often in porn
>>566012076I think Special Week should have bigger tits and act sluttier.
>>566012279Anon noooooooo
>>566012401Because shaving it is a crime.
>>566012279damn I was thinking about the armpit shaving but this is even better
>>566012480But it grows backAnd the experience of shaving it is worth the temporary crimeSpending a little bit of money on a nice vacation is worth it
>>566012551Hmmm, I'll accept trimming it a little.
there will be no snitching on dober's birthdayit stays
how do you get the model to spit out pubic shaving like that?
AAAAAAAAAAA GO AWAY YOU STUPID FUCKING PRINCESS
>>566012667how did she survived childbirth
>>566012279Why would you do this to the birthday girl? She's better off hairy!
>>566012324Thanks. I'm fairly close to getting her OG skin through legend races, so I think I'll do that.
>>566012704
>>566012704Do her career, anon. You'll come out of it a Kawakami truther.
>>566011860>heal unique recommendations for milewhat do you think
Good morning bros>>566012279What is birthday girl doing?
She's cute. I hope she gets to have a peaceful retirement
>>566012803Good morning Pearl anon!
>>566012279that's so awkwardI shave my uma's pubes properly by kneeling in front of them while they sit on a shower stool
millions must breed
>>566012854ohnononononono sweepkeks your response???
>got kicked out of Mambo because I got a gf and was travelingAny openings?
>>566009530Well autoplay was ALSO added on 4th anni, so maybe... if gakumas global releases...Though I doubt we will get it before Grand Masters (2nd anni) since that is when the three goddesses get introduced, also there is all the tweaks they would have to make to account for features we don't have yet, plus the only scenario it would work in is URA Finale and we don't get the updated version of that until a few months after the next scenario.
>>566012906mambo has fallen
>>566012723She is sturdy
>>566012843Good morning!
>>566012906why didnt you say anything........
>>566012906Ex-Mambodanchou...
>>566013016I did both here and in the club chat....
>>566012906You should have said something in club chat bro...
>>566012892she makes up with her in the end and they are chill
>>566012906>girlfriendNo. Explode.
yeah this neth guy is going to ruin mambo
didn't know mambros are like this...
>>566012906basically every a+ club has spots they're likely not getting filled for the rest of the month (MANT moment)
>>566012803Good morning, gwo. Will you have enough resources saved up to max her out once she comes home?
I don't mind a landing strip but full on jungle is gross.
>>566012906>girlfrienddont let this guy join clubs
good morning
>>566012906>only logged 2 days after getting kickedmambwo....
>sample
>>566012906this is a falseflagUID now or else
>>566013040I dont recall it reading in club chat. Did you post it a few times at least?
>>566012892mating press. kawakami can watch
>>566013173____ ____ ____ __ __ _____
2 miles walk for Dober!
>>566012906fuck you keb
>>566013106my grandad used to say>a thick bush is the perfect place for all kinds of shit to hide in
>>566013264_________
>>566010534>"""""Japanese""""" uma>look inside>Ancestors are British, Irish, French, Sunday Silence, Secreteriat
>*crickets*>mention mambo>instant 20 repliesIT'S NOT FAIR WHY CANT I BE POPULAR TOO IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
>>566012906unironically just go back into Mambo
>>566013323you are hachimi, not mambo
>>566013220>>566013249Yeah, I got slammed during Golden Week then had to fly back to the states on Monday, and just now recovered from everything to start playing again. I realize my runs have been lacking the last week and a half so if the decision is final I get it
>>566013323because teiorageposting is a dead art
>>566013340finemo posters owe me sex
i got kicked from mambo as well and i did as the rules suggested. i dont recommend that club at all.
>>566013364oh shit its the 40m guy DANCHVD POACH HIM BACK
>>566013364it's not like Mambo is full or anythingjust get back in there
>>566013364NIGGA WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SAMPLES
>>566013364This wouldnt have happened in TamaLove...
>>566013364they'll probably take you back maybe perform a naked dogeza
>>566013473POST THE FULL RESOLUTION IMAGE IDIOT>>566013459isn't it invite-only?>>566013509here
POACH HIM DANCHOUDON'T LET HIM ESCAPE
Reminds me of this guy who left to "join his GF's club" only to be unaffiliated when I checked back a month later.He hasn't logged in since Christmas now.
>Mambwos have gfs (trans)wtf is wrong with that club
Don't let him back mambros, he got the cooties
Just what amount of carrots does it take to satiate this all-devouring demon?
yeah this might be the gayest general on vg
>MamboMambo is dead. Long live Matikanefukukitaru.
Any of you guys also still holding on to their 3* voucher
Mambo gay
cafe cute
>>566013730I still have the very first one from launch and have 1 SSR uma ticket and 2 SSR support tickets idk why I'm holding them
>Mambo full of fagsHAHAHAHA
Okay worth a shot I run Cafe MANT now
>>566013545danchud & co are asleepyoull probably know at the shoe reset
naked dogeza (real) should be compulsory for club returns
we don't like gf havers or wife havers here
>BEGGING to be let back into a clubembarrassing
(We) need to fast track the Mambogeddon
>>566014143I want Grass to look down on me
>>566014143would you come back?
>>566010853NSM is hot dogshit in dahby for multiple reasons. For one, your umas swing violently on the final corner so it's very inconsistent, Nimble nav almost never procs for my golshi. For two, if you are blocked during the final corner chances are you will shrivel up and die, you need to reach a spot where you duel in Dahby or youre fighting a real uphill battle against Minmaxed bullshit like Vbobo and Base Maruzensky
>>566013545I can ask danchou again and shoot you the invite, if proper compliance with the rule can be expected.
>supposedly hates men>Also makes rape impregnation doujinshi What did she mean by this?
>>566014143rape
>>566014143people who play gacha as a hobby have no shame or sense of self-worth
>>566013545Are you only aiming for Mambo or other A+ clubs is fine
I think Sweepy just gave me a blowjob.
>>566014418tamatoes in my mouth
Tamamo Cross is an evil horse
>>566014467You think?
>>566014405Dober's the type to fantasize herself being raped by trainer, and the type to fake struggle when the time comes.
how come nobody talks about urara's suspiciously thick legs.....
>>566014586She used some sort of magic to weaken me. When I came to, she was gone.
>>566014405she wants to be a mejiro maker
give the fucking sauce
>>566012279I have consumed so much porn that this didn't feel lewd to me. I only thought it looked wholesome. Shaving your partners privates is romantic.
>>566014649you wouldn't get it
>>566014894I need more Ruby propaganda
All mare umas are stuck up bitches playing hard to get
opera bird (canon)
>>566014782No.
Are these Dober hours?
Would kingu really do this?
>>566015159*rapes you*
>>566008340
>>566015216That's not a random act of kinda nice
Losing weight is too hard I want to eat
Mares love their human though
>>566015216
>>566014073best I can offer
>>566015127why do people want a teenager to get together with an elementary school kid
>>566015347As long as you dont eat garbage you can lose weight and eat a ton
I take a shower 2 times a week, which uma is for me?
>>566015036Rape
>>566015473Shakur
>>566015390you know what i mean
>Even Teio is taller than meWhat the fuck bwos
Mambo became cringe club Bravo Dahby
>>566014073
>>566015593T R A C E N ?RACEN?
>>566015473She showers even less
>>566015593*pats you on the head*
>>566015593Grim. She's also hotter than you.
Go do 10 pushups fat piece of shit desu wa
I'm sorry to say itBut unwashed rainforest pussy is RANK and does NOT taste goodPlease tell your trainee to shower and trip
I was watching a video of Cheval rolling around in the ground. Then I noticed they chopped off his balls. It was sad to see.
>>566015593please be in bricked
>>566015686that's just because Teio is a girl
>>566015593put on a skirt
oguri is kinda... hot...
>>566015735at least he got to use them
>>566015735If he was already retired, then it's to expected. They snipped Flash too as soon as he retired froms stud duty
>>566015686RAPE
porn uma
>>566015735he's an equestrian honse now
>>566015854Did his semen produced any winners?
>>566015895it's too early to post Ardan
>>566015390Putting it in Teio's butt
>>566015925They wouldn't take his balls if that was the case
>>566015347back when I was on a diet I would watch nikocadoavocado videos whenever I would crave junk foodlost 70 pounds during that time
Doto looks like THIS????????
>>566016015he's slim and has a gf now
>>566015593Wear high heels
>>566016015I want Tosen Jordan to take my order hard and without lube.
>mistook a whistle for a silver hammer award
>>566016108Doto does NOT look like this.
images that make you feel like picrel?
>>566015593Please let me breed you
>>566016204
>>566016108that's just a fat Yaeno
>>566016015Not him but I did my diet with protein bars and coke zero. Whenever I feel hungry I'll just drink more coke zeroI lost around 55 pounds this way
>>566016165ok how u know
What does getting titmogged by your own daughter feel like?
>>566016204can't post it
>over an hour and still upgood goodkeep going
>>566016413catbox it coward
>>566016453meidos are asleep
yanko manko
>>566016453*shhhhhh*
>>566016453maybe all the badposters with ED are raiding /vm/a
>>566016368Pretty goodI'm proud of it
>finally get med S and fast learner>rainbowless in both summers so I had to sacrifice stam to max speed>50% spurt rateI fucking hate this game
>>566016658had that same shit happen today too 0 rainbows all 2nd summer
>>566016515https://files.catbox.moe/ooz8oa.png
>>566016204I still love this silly fanart
I stiĺl hate MANT
>Did 400 rolls on the CB banner>Literally got no CBs besides the ones on SparkI-It was supposed to be a 58% chance to MLB a Card at 400 rolls right
>>566016817everyone does
>>566016836this happened to someone in my club
>>566016776Gold City wouldn't do this.
>>566016817only one more month of suffering
>>566016776Gold City would do this
>>566016969more like 1.8 months
>>566016817i don't know how much longer i can keep going like this
>>566017070We're already in senior year, Maya-chan. Only 27 more races to go!
goddamn this months' schedule fucking sucks
>>566016817I don't mind it, but I'm usually only doing one run on days I'm working and 2 runs when I'm not
>My only joy in life was going on daydream dates with FineMo>I can no longer conjure a tulpa of her since her overflowing lesbian love for Shakur breaks the illusion
>only 8 clocks leftMANT becomes even more miserable when you can't even afford to clock G1s
>>566017161y-yosh... ikuyooooooooooooooo *clocks out*
>have NSM>still lose twice as late surgerI HATE MANT SO MUCH
>>566016817>dead clubs>worst CMs to date>had to cut the falco event fans by half because no one's playing>/uma/ would rather literally post cock than playing
>>566017070>>566017281STOP POSTING THIS MAYATHIS IS BORDERLINE FLUFFY ABUSE SHIT
>To the Japanese the thought of a woman being 180cm tall is so abnormal that she is portrayed as a giant>That's just how tall my ex wasFunny people
>>566017221How?I have 950 clocks left and my deck is so fucking bad with only 2 banner MLB SSRs Kitasan and Creek, the rest of my deck are just MLB SRs
>>566017364Your tranny ex doesn't count, cock guzzler
>>566017281You can do it Mayacchi
>>566017364
>>566017364they're like 15 years old thoughever
>>566011262This is why bfs are superior
>>566017442I'm sorry the thought of a tall balkan woman makes a midge midge like you seethe>>566017480us being similar height was actually quite nice>>566017521Women do go through puberty earlier than men, I can't think of any girls in my high school that had any big growth spurts past like 9th grade (not saying it can't happen). But also the age argument is made up because Maruzensky exists
YEP THATS A GIVE UP
>>565811912 >>565817197 I've only gone and done it!Ultra Golshi mode with pace/front strats only.I could have gone late/end, but at that point I might as well train Golshi, and I don't want to train Golshi. I want to train Scarlet!
>>566017521anon... that's when most women stop getting taller...
>>566017335says a lot about you if you know something like fluffy abuse
How did abused Maya become a thing anyway?
>>566017364ex(male)
>>566015593Hello yes Super Creek this anon right here
flatl*ning is a serious crime and outlaws should only be allowed back if they atone with a dogeza
>>566017335Back in my day it was Yukkuri abuse and it was justified
>>566017606Based anon, congrats!
>>566017601I FUCKING HATE MANT
Yae
GuysI'm just really fucking tiredpost umas that would dote on me to help me manage my stressthanks
>>566017967fuck you that's Bamboo Memory
>>566017606You're an ichiban trainerHow the fuck did you manage to win it all with those fucking late starts while not being an end closer. Hishi should have been an easy pick and win.
>>566017989
>>566018001
>>566018001You can't post that
>>566018001canon
The enshitification continues
How am I supposed to do my dailies in time if you WONT LET ME IN, CYGAMES
>join Uma collector community>70% of them are women>most of them are showagumi and stego family fans (normal)>then there's one gentildonna fag girl who strictly collect mares merch and plushies both not limited to uma but horses too
>>566018001umanal
>posting the ugliest type of porn of the ugliest umafitting
>>566018142you're gonna get milked :)
I guess I will blow a load to Flash today
>>566017295There hasn't been new cock in a long time...
Why are we so horny today?
>>566017601>>566017953If you get a bad run just wait 3 more hours to reset your luck seed
>>566018207real life is not porn, touch some turf
>>566017623it just says that I've wasted years of my life on this shitty Chinese data mining forum
>>566018001What the hell my dick isn't that girthy
God Grand Live can't come even sooner
>>56601820795% of them must be fat whales or ugly as a sin
>>566018238this is that one Chinese whore isn't it
>>566018107That has literally always existed
>>566018257It's okay I have 2 more borrows to ragebait myself
>>566017601>>566017953
Hey guys can you hand me a slice of left boob
>>566018001DORIJA!??!
>>566018383jap girls who oshikatsu are pretty as fuck usually
>>566018383anon it's illegal for girls in Japan to be fat
>>566018362Light Hello big fat ass will save the game
>>566018406First time I'm seeing it.
I need more Curren Chan on Iwara . Goddamn
>>566018362+1 day added to MANT
Say something nice about my cm13 team (still deciding 3rd member)
>>566018479that's why they get bullied and cornered to that place
>>566018259Meaning you cant fuck them, because you have no chance with them
>>566018001my penis looks like that
>>566014894Ruby and her trainer is my favorite manzai duo.
>>566018565if you have money you can fuck anyone in japan
I'm telling Akikawa to add trainers castration facility...
shant be tempted by 3Ds
>>566018427someone fucked that cake
>>566018408BAKA ME
>>566016141being gay was fake for the camera? he had a fatass boyfriend with him in his videos didnt he
>>566018713Yeah, me
>>566018142What the fuck is with the gold family having Yumes? Also this post is convincing me more that the staygoldfag here is a woman
>>566018761GREAT FORTUNE!
>>566018761
>>566018761Nyooo...
>>566018761canonfuku
>>566018761ECCHI WA DAME
7 and matikanematingpress
>>566018705but I don't want to be a eunuch
>>566018761You really can't post that
>>566018713>>566018427
>>566018772Stay Gold has always been popular with women back then as a horse.Also there are certain points that are appealing to women, that your male eyes and brain cannot comprehend, Cygames surely hired profesional to make even Uma Stego to look attractive to women even as a womanlet.
Is anyone keeping tally on how many umamusume seiyuu are married to Indian gentlesirs?
>>566018980Please don't post this dumb cunt here, her being married to an Indian is the leadt of her problems
https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=ウマオオオオ&jp=>best /umajp/ club is only B+wwwwwww
STOP POSTING POOOOOORRRRRRRRN MY BOSS KEEPS WALKING OVER TO MY CUBICLE AND I'M ABOUT TO GET PROMOOOOOOOOTED
Dont post porn...
I like my new team.
Post porn
>>566019071I mean the quota is only 30m if they gave a shit they'd put it higher, this isn't en they have auto play so a higher quota would be feasible
>>566018761Divine message from Shiraoki-sama...
This is a safe for work board
>first half of the general is porn and sex erp>last half is avatarfaggotry and schizo meltiesYou guys are really testing me
>>566019209rules are meant to be broken
Post yuri
>>566019209my danchou works as an OF model so it's safe for her work
>>566019209you can't see her nipples so it's sfw
>>566019276post tits with timestamp
>>566019290but almondlove danchou is gone...
>>566019264>First half>Amerigoblins are asleep>Second half>Amerigoblins woke up
>>566019072>>566019139
>>566019290Liar Almond Danchou stepped down to focus full time on her OF
>>566019365Don’t have any
>>56601918320m*
>>566017792fuck, you made me check one yukkuri place again. i can't believe it's still alive
>>566018980This Anju girl is already problematic even before married to an Indian. Cygames dodged a nuke by not casting her as seiyuu of Tokai Teio.
How do we make the thread worse?
>>566019407But I'm American awake during both...
>>566018980In don't understand why I should care about who a voice actor who's just playing a role is married to
>>566019485WOAH MAMA
>>566019485PEROPEROPERO CHUUUUUU PUHAAAAH SNIFFFFFF PEROPEROPERO
>>566019276Tailholding warning
>>566019505The brownest American ITT, a samoan
>>566019485retards can't be this sexy...
Ryan’s career is a humiliation ritual. This bitch loses races she is way overstated for
Stop posting porn!
>>566019295There needs to be a research on why waifufags are the easiest type of weebs to fall for aislop
>>566019596SHIRAOKI-SAMA TASUKETE!
7 and we swap from porn posting to epistemology
>not a single deletionI'm so proud of this general
>>566019596I did that
>>566019519Maybe it's the 100th nigger cock you've taken into your asshole that made you this stoic and broadminded
>>566019596>analthis isn't what God intended
>>566019596Thats my dick
>>566019680diddy blud wants to unironically yap about epsteinology :skull::skull::skull:
>>566019767naruhodoin that case please go on
>>566019767okay who's gonna post ai-chan's asshole then?
>>566019767SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT!
Mant is a piece of shit scenario
>>566019767nyo....
>>566019680>epsteinology
>>566019661I still wonder why fagfots cry so much about everything
anal is jewish
>>566019596anal priestess
>>566019475Qrd?
guys can we not post porn, my grandpa uses my computer and if he sees these pictures I'm afraid he might have a heart attack from the shock and die
>>566019767SHIRAOKI-SAMA IS FEELING HORNY AND 6 7 TODAY
>>566019825Not until I'm done
>>566019596lucky anal
>>566019596I can see her nipples...
>>566019767>Trainer-san, we're using the other hole tonight
>>566019886Umamusume is jewish
>>566019767who are we to argue against a goddess
>>566019886only anal in the assanal in the pussy is fine
>>566019628Ryan has the hardest career of all 1* umas. Should be real easy if you inherit Dober and Flowers unique
>>566019845>>566019751I pray Shiraoki-sama will enlighten you to the power of faith
>>566019971That's your concern?!
>>566019971I wish I could see Ayabe's nipples...
>>566019565Cute
>>566019914>ojisans>not loving porn
>>566019519is just some idolfag mad cause she got married
>>566020025>only anal in the ass>anal in the pussy is fine
>>566019914oh nyo we better stop so he could die of something else next week
>>566020025...huh?
I love this dumb general so much <3
>>566019986
Are we all in agreement that cygames does flat chests extremely well? They are so erotic here.
I'm hungryumamusume
Stop posting porn
>>566020203beyond erotic
>>566019914the only uma lewds I have are the NTR one from yesterday and the Raisu from a few weeks backso I can't contribute much, sad to say.
THE ALMOND EYE BIRTHING VIDEO
This board must have like two jannies at most. Explains the quality.
>>566017606>>566018017Results. Took 11 attempts.Key skills were Prudent Positioning, Shrewd Step, Go with the Flow, Nimble Navigator, and Uma Stan, and Zenno Rob Roy SSR has them all except Stan. Prudent, Shrewd, and Stan help her break through the back liners in the early race which is usually good enough to place top 5 in early career races and first place in late career races.Nimble and Flow help with catching up in the late race.I ran Scarlet as a front runner any time it would make her a solo front. This is basically a free win because despite her handicapped start, everyone else just paces down to let her pass. Then they catch up at the end of midrace and set up the Daiwa Rocket.I didn't know how bullshit this mode would be before I decided I was going to win it with Pace Scarlet. If anyone hasn't seen this mode, look at how bad the her start is, and that's with 1280 power, turf S, and an accel skill.https://litter.catbox.moe/zkpw1wwwh7gzxuwq.webm
>>566020203I would train flat umas only
>>566020289The AlmondLove femdanchou birthing video
>>566020232stop begging for flatliners to join back
>>566020345DANCHO A THIRD FUKU POST HAS HIT THE BOARD!
>>566020345This is gay
are you guys ok?
>>566020345my dick looks like that
>>566020345Hmmm I don't think that's how prediction works
>>566020203This got me harder than the porn
>>566020345Ok this one is pretty good
7 and the rest of the thread is Fuku porn
>>566020345lucky handjob
>>566019914NO
>>566020423No, I'm going insane from lack of Uma pussy.
>>566020354Oops, 1256 power*Oh and I guess I should emphasize I did it in URA, not MANT.
>>566020345WTF Totopo wasnt so bad after all!?
how could you get hard to Fuku with a voice like that
>>566020423I need creek's FAT HORSE TITS in my FACE
>>566020423My tummy hurts
a real torena wouldn't whore out their umawife on umachan
>>566020575we like NTR here
>>566020354You have real understanding of this game. Thats usually a death sentence for my umas and could never recover.
>>566020575But what if it's the Uma that's posting it?
>>566020634making sweet love to Shichi
>>566019730Finally the good stuff!
who else would bug your room?
>>566020575>he thinks umas are not whoring their torenas in umachan too
>>566020776me on the left
>>566020776AYIEEEE MY BOSS SAW MY SCREEN!!!
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>566020776me on the right
>>566020776>flat dotoGIVE THEM BACK
I STILL DONT KNOW WHICH HORSE TO PICK FROM MY VOUCHER
>Dober thread>has some of the most rampant porn posting
I'M GETTING PROMOTED
>>566020289Which one
>>566020835does Stego have a boy penis too?
...ugh
>>566020940No, Stego is a cute girl.
>>566020824I can't fucking laughing at this picture fuck you
Cuteseki!
>>566021003proof?
>>566021073ZAMN
I'll nap Wake me up with a reply when it's reset
the LEAKED duramente breeding videos
wait, you guys actually want to have sex with your trainees?
>>566021121Wake up
>>566020776>>566020345
>>566021121Lunch is ready
This thread is a mess.
>>566021163It's not yet Ok I am napping bye
>>566021156Not really, just joking around but still loyal to Tazuna.
>>566021156Why wouldnt I have sex with my trainee? She's also my wife
>>566020872And yet, despite the quantity its all terrible still.
>>566020872
I hope next thread is better
>>566021398
>>566021398umanko wife
>>566011221But it's the easiest way to get practice perfect unless you have Ayabe.
>>566021398O-oisu...
>>566020570Shouldn't have been drinking all that coffee that Cafe was offering you.
>>566021447Usually don't really care for your Stego posting, but this one is cute
>>566021235True. One of our best works.
>>566021367I think we peaked out as a general out of nowhere which was extremely unexpected during Dober's birthday. Its all downhill from here...
>>566020869It's shimple
>>566021398High quality
>>566021548which retard made this shit list
I'm not surprised a Dober thread is full pornpostingThis may have been her master plan
>>566021680this one is so hot
>>566015391Why not?>>566015593
>>566021501I regret nothing
I'm kinda getting addicted to this. Trying to make my own Ignited WIT/Prudent/Groundwork parents, and first stabs are kinda encouraging but still not enough. Also got my own Daiwa with Ignited Wit sparks.Maybe secret to MANTBlazer was a low pressure, comfy parent runs.
Must be nice to spam images and make the same post every fucking day and no one calls you out for avatarfagging with an off topic Uma. Mentally ill freak.
Janny's awake so my boss said I'm not getting promoted anymore
>>566016836Yes, but despite the low chances of not getting a single card beside the pity one it can still happen. You were unlucky. It comes with playing a gacha.
>>566022058>Janny is American
>>566016836>Double sparked instead of waiting for the rerun featuring creek
>>5660168365% chance to get turbo fucked like you did
>>566016836You can blame Mambo for this
>>566021723Dober NEEDS the torenacock
Doto is still horny even after they took his balls and him being 30 years old. He humps mares when he sees them. Be more like Doto.
>>566022206I'm having sex with my hand now wtf??
>>566022454i'm going to hump doto when i see her
Rare Brick danchou here. I wanted to say I might have made a mistake in kicking Totopo, but I had good intentions for doing so. I didn't want to be indirectly contributing to the thread wars and lowering the quality of the general. I thought it would stop the dramafagging and shitposting, but obviously they'll never stop. We'll never know if it was him or not after I told him to stop, but I didn't see any other options. Whether I had kicked him or not, I would've still gotten flamed anyway. There's no winning either way, but I did handle it poorly, which is on me. I hope this helps clear things up and lessen the hostility towards us since it was my decision and fault, not the club
did half the thread posters get banned or something
>>566022612stfu Totopo
>>566022612Post your dick as an apology
>>566022651We were slow until the porn so we're back to being slow.
>>566020354>This is basically a free win because despite her handicapped start, everyone else just paces down to let her pass.
>>566022612post picture of yourself being bricked up
>>566022612Post a picture of your feet stepping on a lego brick
>>566022880Gold City would do this
>>566021680whose shoes are these?
>>566021923>ignited wit is good now>despite being a vision and lane movement skillsomething isn't tracking
How many more races...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7PbiNd1a6U
>>566022612go fuck yourself. The only reason you should b& a club member is if they break the rules you made. Eat shit, I hope your club dies. I'd never join a place like that, where danchou just b&'s because he feels like it.
>>566023112yes
>>566022612>but I didn't see any other options. Whether I had kicked him or not, I would've still gotten flamed anyway.That's the thing. If you'll still be flamed anyway, then you should have manned up and kept him in. You should have known how the threads work already. A drama will be blown out of proportion for a day or two, but only until then. Kicking someone because of baseless accusations seems very unfair, desu. I have nothing against Rare Bricked, but as a danchou, you're lacking, and as a bystander, I wouldn't want to join a club with a danchou like that. I might be flamed or accused in the future, and the danchou would kick me without hesitation to save face. You should have waited more threads before the decision, and because someone with concrete proof appeared to save Totopo's image, which you should have been doing.
>>566023112I only do Curren races for 15 mins a day. I now have 19 million Curren fans! #LookatCurren
I just... to Mejiro Dober
>>566020625>You have real understanding of this gameUsually you guys call me a retard...
>>566023280I HATE CURREN
>>566023186What is this character song? Why does it feel like I'm getting saved in the rapture?
>>566023007mine
>>566022612The only apology /uma/ will accept is your rare brick posted here all bricked up! I don't even care for cock I just think it would be funny to see another one posted Get to ir!
>>566023446>another one postedHUH
>>566022612>the thread had no influence on my decision >i kicked him because to save le threads from becoming worse and le anons flaming meYou're digging your grave even further
>>566020354This is sick, congrats anon
>>566022612Imagine folding to a bunch of 4channers, laughable
>>566022612Cock, cock, cock! We, the people, demand cock!!
>>566023480run newcutierun while you still can
>>566022612>I might have made a mistake in kicking Totopo, but I had good intentions for doing so.>"I was an asshole who abused danchou powers responding to retarded thread drama"absolutely pathetic weak scum move. Thread drama lasts days, if you had just ignored the situation like you should have done, some new schizo would have appeared and /uma/ would talk about that instead. Not everyone lives on /uma/, hell I post here for at least 3hrs/day and I never heard of Totopo or whoever the fuck that is, but thanks to your post and the threads yesterday I now know you are a very, very shitty danchou and if I were in your club, I would leave immediately.
>>566023603no no gimme the archive link
>>566023546That's the funniest part of all this
>>566023654oh fuck he's a faggot already
>>566022631>[CHAIR CLATTERING]
>>566023480>he doesn't know>>hahaha It was a real nice white one too
>>566023446Foul demonic being >>566023480Yeah I posted my dick
>>566023352
>>566015825No she isnt
When do they buff BoFA to only proc midrace?
>>566022612Should've left him alone, you dont trust anyone in this general who has been shitposting and gaslighting everyone since day 1. People here keep impersonating and roleplaying like trannies and furries its unreal. Should have waited for a mod / janny to confirm things before kicking him 2bh>>566023585I like these 3 umas>>566023364Getting harvested by aliens thinking they're gods isnt being saved. https://x.com/SPOOOKYUFO/status/2051494585323733096If
>>566022612spineless chud
>>566023546It's the part he was acting smug and cocky with how he worded that and now we're here
>>566023446>>566023768>I don't even care for cockYou totally fucking do, slut!
>>566023446> don't even care for cock
>>566023701how many nakadashis would this misnadrist allow?
>>566023654Here >>563414338 The link is down tho
https://poal.me/eck7z4https://poal.me/eck7z4https://poal.me/eck7z4https://poal.me/eck7z4
>>566024169>no post cock option
>>566022612I wanted to post the proof how Totopo =/= scatjeet but didn't want to do it the time it was happeningThreads and dramas works that if you're trying to defend someone when the drama was on its peaked, then, you'll be branded as schizo or a samefagI could have prevented it but I wanted to wait for a while until others have moved on from the drama, and when some sane anons can understand that he's being unreasonably accused. Although the /vn/ part is still unsure and probably just a coincidenceI have nothing on you or the club though I just pity the Fukuanon
REAL BRICK DANCHOU POLLhttps://poal.me/ul0tgyhttps://poal.me/ul0tgyhttps://poal.me/ul0tgyhttps://poal.me/ul0tgyhttps://poal.me/ul0tgyREAL BRICK DANCHOU POLL
>>566024084Four. IYKYK.
Genuinely the most dogshit general that somehow gets more dogshit as time goes by. Even while I leave this shit ass general, please off yourselves so when this game dies you fuckers don't move on to other generals.Cya.
They are slowly corrupting Fenomeno and I feel kind of bad. But also Stego wins.
>>566024457see you again tomorrow, anon ;3
>>566024437H-hot
>>566024403Why are you gay?
>>566022612That's not him, he's at work.
how come no one ever posts vodka lewds
>>566024169>thread poll is anons trying and failing to say 'cock'never change, /uma/
>>566023792>>566023748>>566023768>>566024094>saved 60+ timessomeone should post it again
>>566024568It's 10pm in his timezone.
>>566024668He's night shift
>>566024470this genned but it's a good gen.Saved.
Why are you so fucking gay?
>>566023186AMEN
Ho, ho, hee, hoo
Can I see some of your Golshi aces for Taurus including decks (and maybe sparks if it isn't too much of a hassle)
>>566024618there isnt any
>>566024618Because we hate her in particular. Hell, she barely gets posted in general.
>>566024626Gimme a couple minutes and I will
>>566024618vodka just isn't that sexy
>>566022612>posting falco>not his wife suzukaFAKE
>>566024962Vodka is VIOLENTLY lickable
>>566024976Now do the Sunrise Stance.
>>566023969>>566024028There's nothing wrong with admitting or even appreciating when a cock is nice, you know.
not everything has to be about sex
Taurus Room 7776687577766875
i look like dober desu
>>566025069l-like this?
I woke up with some sort of rash on my inner thigh. It's like little bumps of acne but without whiteheads (though there's a tiny bit of clear fluid if scratched), covering about the same surface area of my hand. Yesterday I woke up with what seemed like mosquito bites on my thigh, close to the area with this new rash, but I think it might be related. The last 3 days I've been wearing new pairs of pants that I bought from Costco a few weeks ago. I didn't wash them before wearing them for the first time (usually never do with new clothes) so maybe there was something on them? Hopefully it goes away now that I'm not wearing them (and won't come back once I wash them), otherwise it's some mystery rash with an unknown cause and that makes me uneasy.
>>566024618why dont you post any lewd of her?
>>566024626There https://gofile.io/d/N8VdFSI think the original ended at like 250-300 downloads
I just got the Golshi title with Oguri Cap. But I didn't do it in any super cool way. But it is mine now, mine and Oguri Cap's
>>566024857I wanted to believe this wasn't sloppa...
>>566025391Didn't read but this is going to be peak
Based the cock and teio plan to take blame away from danchou is working keep it up!
>>566025530The joke is sex! How funny and original!
>>566025391Might be fleas. Last month I took some kittens in and I didn't realized they were riddled with fleas until it was too late
People are really good at making things up.
Vodka's sexy midriff.
>>566025639agreed, Vodka is extremely attractive
>>566025623
>>566025391You got aids bro...
>>566025391Herpes
>>566025432End Closer Cap?
and thenm.,.,....... oguri ate all the food!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
>>566025391Karma for racing four turns in a row. Enjoy your skin outbreak.
UG Tachy seems like such an easy dub but for some reason I cant muster the power to get it done
>>566024962Wrong
>>566025153
>>566026263>>566026263>>566026263
>>566025614another faggot complaining about sex! how funny and original!
>>566025194Results
>>566025423>10 downloadsThis general is beyond gay
>>566025153>>566026251True.https://litter.catbox.moe/givvo4.mp3
