Previous: >>566008340>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
make rooms
stop posting porn
Digitan LOVE
mambo
no more porn now alright?
start posting cock
I have come to the conclusion that there are no good clubs associated with /uma/.
soon
this thread will be gayer
any B+ clubs recruiting?
>>566026508uma&co is good
>>566026505https://gofile.io/d/N8VdFS
GETFUCKED
>>566026586QUADS FOR QUADS
>>566026586How soon?
https://poal.me/ul0tgyhttps://poal.me/ul0tgyhttps://poal.me/ul0tgyhttps://poal.me/ul0tgyhttps://poal.me/ul0tgy
>>566026508shut up autis/uma/
>>566025620I'm actually petsitting a friend's cat, but she's been here for 2 weeks already. She's 14 years old and well taken care of. The mosquito bites really looked like mosquito bites (and we just had a few days of big rain, so mosquitos should be hatching around now) while this new rash looks like maybe an allergy thing. I know my parents both had allergy/skin issues but so far I've never had the same issues. >>566025742>>566025760I'm unironically a wizard.>>566025946AIEEE but I didn't even do a career yet today! (though planning on cramming one in before reset)
>>566026601Mambo has 2 spots open
>>566026646<4 days
>>566026508/uma/ cant handle /uma/club to be honest, the other clubs are just holding cages for our potential members
sex with hags
>>566026786/uma/club is like a succubus draining the life force of its members, burning them out, then discarding their remains to the wild.
>>566026786this but unironically
>>566026998Wtf I want to join them now
is this the thread?
>>566026998What use is an individual if not for the collective?
What do you guys think about your oshi Special Week?>"Special Week isn't my oshi."It is now!
>>566027130Yeppers
>>566026998That explains why I'm lasting so long and still not burned out. I'm that virile!
>>566027185She is not and she never will be. I already have an oshi.
>>566026436Thats Fuku and not Machitan.
>>566027130Im just glad my Nice Nature didnt totally get rekt. I could gamble Group A semis hopefully win 3 or sent to Group B but its not 0/40 haha... maybe...
>>566027185nobody likes spechud
Don't be mean to spechud
Bue bue bue bue bue bue
>>566027441Raped and gaped by Grass
>>566027185everyone loves special week
Dober nee-san
Ass Wonder
put some respect on spechud's name
>>566027152AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE COMMIEDASUKETE REAGAN CHAN
>>566027185I think her fat genes caused Mikki Fight to take 2nd at the Kashiwa Kinen
>>566027185I dont have spechud, her shards is so low since I rerolled for Kitasan... what do?
>>566027537A cute
>>566027537>nee-sanbut she's a mama
Last Thread
Y-you guys aren't actually homosexual r-right? Tell me you're just memeing it
I thought this was an uma comic at first because of the helmet
>>566027824I am homosexual just not for men.
>>566027824Some anons here play those chinese mihomo games...
>>566027810I will
>>566027810dober sex
319565563195655631956556
>>566027824I'm bi
>>566027963moment of evil
>>566027810>rice sexy
>>566027810No...
>>566027824No one here is a woman so it's not gay to want to fuck umas
You aren't allowed to post here if you're younger than Dober
>>566027963
>>566027824I'm dating a guy from here soon
>>566028087She's 32 man that's old. Even if I'm older
>>566027185my oshi is Cesario
>>566027130Man, I know I'll lose open league to some 900 speed golshi
>>566027867thank you lil cafe!
>>566028087I'm almost 40, I'm probably fine
>>566028037>oh wow can't believe kurenai-chan just did that
>>566028087i'm 10 years younger than dober
Superstan is bad right?
>>566028176What circumstances led you to actually befriending someone from this place?
>>566027989start already
Your trainee just humiliated you and ruined your reputation, what do you do?
>>566028383me on the right
>>566028412One of the best skills in the game and it's wasted on Digitang
>>566028412Yes
>>566026263Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>566028491she marked you for life, you will get used to
>>566027824If poals are to be believed, something like 60% of the people here are BiWhich is insanely high
>>566027824>>566028809>Majority of the posters are American>Most of cock related posting are during American hours>Hate lewd uma images and reports it
Big uma boobies...
>>566028809I'm not gay or bi or anything, but I can appreciate a good juicy cock
>>566025826No just a normal late surger. I focused on long races and with a little bit of luck it all worked out. She got 18th place on the final tinkle star race but the game wouldn't let me retry because I had already won the tournament with 20 points. That was kinda funny.
>>566027989>>566028457sorry I was juicing816805348168053481680534
>>566029101>I'm not gay but I'm gay
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>566028980Okay dokay.
>>566029101that's just called being a faggot
Gold City mouth on my feet
>>566029101What do you rate >>566026617
>>566029120342173753421737534217375maybe last
>>566028176IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
>>566029535
http://poal.me/e02vlthttp://poal.me/e02vlthttp://poal.me/e02vlt
>>566029120>>566029759>Fronts winningpost them
>>566029018Are there any other VAs that have drawn their uma?
>>566029759Nooo I was late
>taking sexual orientation pollsThis place has truly gone downhill.
>>566029850I'm asexual when it comes to real people but exclusively get attracted to 2D women.
>>566029850I don't care about poals but sex with seiun
>>566027185>bad anime adaptation>bad manga adaptation>bad game storyDid Cygames pick Spe-chan as the poster girl on a whim of a producer or something? They suck at making you feel something for the character and she is pretty much a boring meme at this point...
>>566029968Fair, select the attracted to women option then
>>566029535my AIslop sense is tingling
>>566030101Because it is
>>566029521don't elaborate
Cuteamente
>>566029759>>566029918gogo>>566029878all fronts that have won so far this session
>>566029654that's too big, I still like it and deserves a 9, but at this point I just wish it was mine instead of wanting to experience it. Looks painful at that size.
>>566030215sniff
>>566029521elaborate
>>566030232>>566029918834546498345464983454649forgot room
>>566030273>wanting to experience it
>>566030381Verxina has nice abs
>>566030232thanks for hosting
>>566030210Perdidamente
>>566030498Please speak english
>>566029962https://poal.me/hvkq51https://poal.me/hvkq51https://poal.me/hvkq51
>>566030354hopefully you got to join>tfw 2 deadweights>>566030468yay
>>566030354Thank! Wanted to test my 2 paces. My last ace is still being built tho>no duelNOOOOOOOO
larpers, the lot of you. nobody here is a trve gaycel like me.
Can frontbros stop raping lobbies?
>>566026426>uggotan
Can I cope with this
>>566030717Start an /uma/ meetup, see how it turns out
>>566030692>>566030232I wish I could make a competitive kita, but she always ends up being so bad.
>>566030564I'm sorry my high IQ joke went through your head
>designed almost 8 years ago>still top 3 thickest thighs Daiwa is impossible to powercreep
>>566030942>all uggos
y/n
HOW ARE YALL NIGGAS RUNNING ROOMS ALREADY IM ONLY 1/3 DONE AND IT IS NOT EVEN SS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566031020no
Stego so so so so so so so cute. Gold Clan great.
>>566031042>IM ONLY 1/3 DONE AND IT IS NOT EVEN SS Then you're not 1/3
>>566030985
>>566031042You mean CM14, right? There's no way anyone's still 1/3 this late..
>>566031042>Not using 1 ace 2 DD(reuse)
>>566031042Just slap 2 dominator and watch frontfags seethe
>>566031042feel free to join rooms with only one uma :^)
>>566030847idk for me she's the easiest one to build because of her extremely nice growths
>>566031334Don't forget to join the rooms that specifically ask for 3 umas
>>566031017Forgot your chiyo image
>>566031364I want to smooch Winning Ticket on her navel
>>566030070Normie mass appeal probably, non offensive basic bitch, sort of gives some gfe but not enough that it would scare off a tourist
>>566031364UWAAAA
Doberfoid usersdo you guys buy the stam debuff? I feel like it's a waste and I'd just take another "winning" gold
>>566031524it doesnt hit anything
Special Week became way more endearing when it was revealed that the IRL horse hated browns AND females except for Dober, who is both
>>566028910>Hate lewd uma images and reports ituntrue.What *is* true is that the overwhelming majority of uma lewds posted here are hideously disguting abominations. Fuck that cancerous shit, it ought to be reported and those posting it ought to be b&Ugly art ought to be punished by death
>>566027810
>>566031604>IRL horse hated browns AND females except for Dober, who is bothkinda cute
Mambo is recruiting!We're looking for 2 active dacchis, no quota, just a minimum of 1 real career (stop abusing your McQueens) every 3 days, you can manage that right?>Active chat>Plenty of shoes requests!>Stable A+ rank>CM Practice rooms (with the same 2 anons every time)Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
>>566031354post deck? Maybe my shit that doesn't have Finemo/NTR is the problem here....
>>566031604it's the don't ask the racist what's the skin color of his girlfriend type shit
>>566031354Every time I do a Kita run its gonna cost me clocks, also when I put her into practice, she gets easily overtaken by my Bobo, Maruzen and Seiun every time, and these 3 competefor 1st place, while Kita is getting left behind.
>>566029962>>566030626This place was never good
>>566031042I'm chilling, there's still a week left
>>566030829no
>>566031792the flatl*ner should have been forced into a dogeza irl before being allowed back in
>>566031792You took back the sex haver? Disappointed
accidentally ran kikuka sho during tiara retard award
>>566032002Gwo your agenda?
Aw manNow thats just cursed
>>566031792where's the cock apology?
>>566032080i'm using onethat's the real retard award
>>566031334Nishino would NOT say this
>>566031798ntr borrowwith these 3 wit you have to kinda highroll to cap, so without finemo it's bricked lowkey
>>566031042I settled on CM12 aces early and lost because of it
Mambo!
>>566031982He was the guy who actually went to Japanese races and posted Mambo selfies. We cannot give up such a sovlful member.
>>566032291Very cute!
>>566032254unless you made something that literally doesn't work, it's unlikely making better aces would have guaranteed you a win
>>566031042You better step it up anon
>>566032313Not sovlful enough to give his mambros a heads up over hoes apparently
Did I miss any cock?
>Pace chaserFUCK my shit up
>>566031792>flatline for two weeks>gets club gibs anyway>"yeah... sorry">gets away with itI'm okay with taking him back but he should get some sort of penance at least, you're going to get another guy doing the same then crying foul after you kick him
someone post the Rudolf slide
you see this is why mambo should have a club discordso that messages like those are not lostwhy yes i am in mambo obviously fr fr no cap hehe
>>566032838nah
Do your daily pullsSecond cheer neicha I get through daily pulls, I wish it was a Fujin or Kingu instead
>>566032313He also flatlined for an entire month which is very mambo of him
>half of /uma/ is at least a little gayIt all makes sense now
>>566032873Uma&co made a discord for that specific reason only and then gets clowned onthere's no good outcome
>>566032929>90Paypig
>med S>end SPLEASE CREEK AND CB PLEASE FINISH YOUR CHAINS I ALREADY HAVE POC AND FCM PLEASE THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR
>>566032712https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
>>566033010Uma&co made a discordAbsolutely deserved
I finished napping and was late for shoes
>3 SSR dailies in a rowDo your dailies ok i'm scared
I've been getting clocks in these more often lately
>>566033186Wake up
>>566033234https://youtu.be/w0eiAfS9PukNigga cant read
flatliners should be mandated to do one of the following before being allowed back in>naked dogeza>cock apology>vocaroo personally apologizing to everyone in the club by name>if teiobro: video of themselves eating a salad
>>566032929Do your dailies and drop shoes in chat too
>>566033310I already did
Bourbon's base outfit is really sexy, but the valentine's outfit is growing on meit's cute
>>566033526I like it. Yes! >>>if teiobro: video of themselves eating a saladMost diabolical option honestly
>>566033526can the salad be dressed with Mayo?
Man, botting apocalypse sure did a number on clubs
>everyone always blames browns and indians>when the real menace to the thread and all-time schizopost kings are the finnstheir brains are cooked inside saunas until the only thing that remains is anger. we need to cast them out.
>>566033720no you fattie
>>566033720Mayo? You mean ranch, right?
>>566033818https://youtu.be/GBhO6SwVz7I
>>566033645Do you want a morning kiss
>>566032824mambo is just a nice club, despite what some bloodthirsty and evil people (like v*ttic) might make you believe
Really sucks that Gold Week is over. I was enjoying getting spoiled beyond reason.
Should I swap Tachyon for LB2 Riko or nah? No initial stamina from LB2 Riko though.
>>566033720No, nothing allowed. Not even salt.
>>566033964Stop that
Seiun Sky
>>566033720I dress it with honey and ketchup. And a little vegeta on top
>>566034145
>>566033964the vocaroo apology would be appreciated
>>566033964Im not evil...
>>566032824>REEE KICK THE FLATLINERS DANCHOU>REEE LET THE FLATLINERS BACK IN DANCHOU
>>566034263Totopo...
>>566034012can you fuck off now
>>566034246yeah i could settle for that. vocaroo apology + shameful (flaccid and cowering) dick selfie + rice shower cosplay.
Seiun Sky looks like she would feel surprisingly soft to touch
Tamalovedanchou...why do we still have this flatliner...the fans, the shoes...I'm starving here, Danchou...please...
>>566034313I am not that guy!
>>566034023Please help with advice
>>566034419Totopo-sama...
>>566034313The danchou is a fukubwo bwo
https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=ウマオオオオ&jp=>best /umajp/ club is only B+wwwwwww
>>566033818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEeojQqmyUM
>>566034263Aelred...
>>566034023>>566034451with Lb2 riko, you'll have 48 rb. i guess keep tachyon. also who's the deck for?
>>566034414he is busy with his girlfriend please understand
Hello, danchou hereAnyone who has a girlfriend, send rice shower in chat
>>566034302the return of Ra... as was foretold...
>>566034481ok?
>>566034534GoldshiYeah I forgot about RB, so Tachyon it is
>>566034541REEEEE KISAMAAAAATEN THOUSAND LASHINGS AND TURNED INTO SHOES FOR THE CLUBNORMALFAGS GET OUTTTTTT
JUSTICE FOR AELRED!!!!!!!!!!
>>566034414Ping him
>>566033720no dressing allowed
nooooooo my poor girlfriendnoooooooo my poor vacationi can't log in for 5 mins!!!!!!!!don't kick me pleaseeeee
>>566034678sorry guys i was busy taveling the world and having sex with my girlfriend what did I miss?
sorry, I was too busy fucking dancho's girlfriend. I hope he understands
>>566034635jpfags are casual faggots who can't even get A rank. probably why they come here to shit up the place
>>566034712erm....Nyo
>>566034493Aelred is a hero though.
>I replied to the anti-jp schizoHow do I cleanse myself?
>>566034815You're right hand comes off?
>>566034815Aquantis-sama I kneel...
Sorry dacchi, but time for rape
>>566035006Post Calstone
>>566034669On 2nd look, you should have enough for 950-1kish wit with just FM and CB. Probably change tachyon to a 15RB card, unless you want to get more wit. For reference, I built goldship with that deck.
>>566034815where's the cock apology?
>>566035074sure
>>566035006Spam jp umas as retaliation like a good jpfag
>>566034741Why does she have abs?
>>566035174Straight-up umazing
I got a clock from TT today
>>566035379I haven't dipped under 1,000 clocks yetI should be fine right?
>>566035379Nice
>>566035460No, because I’m going to rob you
>>566035379Based!
>>566033136CB DID NOT FINISH HER CHAIN FUCK MY BIG CHUNGUS LIFE
>>566035515AIIIEEEE
>>566035379>>566035529>>566035465DIE PUPPIES
>>566035107Maybe I should try it... Also, how important wit really is? Especially for Ends
>>566035676Nyo
>>566035676Nyo!
>>566035742More is good, but it loses its largest bonuses past like 900.
>>566035216why do people forget umas are top tier athletes meaning all of them have toned bodies
Stop posting silly sirius
>>566035819But what it impacts, other than skill activation?
>1 neicha>0 kingu
>>566035802>>566035761RIGHT NOOOOOOW
>>566035906But why?
>>566035401Shaking a whole lotta nothing
>>566035742Wit is important for backliners to move up early before late race, and lesser chance to rush to activate Dober's unique I guess
>>566035940Final spurt mostly and stops you from getting blocked as easily.
>>566035962GOD SHE'S SO FUCKING SWEATY I NEED TO LICK HER CLEAN
dacchis what is the cutest pose you can do with a mirror selfieasking for a friend
>>566036231spread eagle
>>566035903no lolThe only time that is the case is in Cingray and that's because the guy that drew it stylized it in the same way that Ribbon Warrior is a stylized version of GuP (he even talked about it on his twitter)
Sirius love
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/169865795someone post this for me instead, i just got back from vacation
Does training with supports in the facility make it more likely their chain will pop up?
>>566036231Side-profile/silhouette phone over the shoulder pic
>>566036231Boobs out
>>566036401uh
>>566036231crucifixion
>>566036471Do you live in a country that equates 2d porn = 3d porn?If so, that korean website is doing you a favor...
>>566036353so cute
>>566036401
>>566036231I am horny
Kitasan breeding applications just opened guys, get your follows
>>566036440I see I see...worst comes to worst I'll just throw up a V sign
comfy?
>>566036872?
>leave the thread because of a brown melty>Go to the bathroom >Body creates a brown melty in the toilet It's not fair gwos...
>>566036872Forgot to post pic And heres trainer id, be quick 492140976623
>>566036231
>>566036910I MEAN I TOLD MY FRIEND THEY SHOULD DO THAT NOT ME
>>566037109Now you gotta show us!
>>566034861V*ttic would say this
>>566035567usable? or rerun angle...
>>566037072Got in, thanks anon
>>566037072my kitasan is better
>>566037258Glue
>>566037329Post sparks
>>566037251why is she swole
>>566037072Qrd on this?
>>566037395umanhandling your torena does this to your body
>>566037256Akebono makes me hard
>>566037251>>566037395WTF shes ripped, she could beat us up?!?Uhh... I'm sorry for anything I've ever said.
Why is this thread so gayAnyways just jacked off to the thought of railing Digitan while she eats out Kingu's anus
>>566037072>fr*nt shant
>>566037258end S will make up for it with """""better positioning"""""guts could be higherits usable
Stego cute
>>566037725this but King's creampied pussy
>>566037584How's your cock now?
This is what schizophrenia feels like.
>>566037895That also came across my mind
>>566037395Umadols need to become strong for their fans
>>566038037>yet another (((((orange)))))nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>566037393Wheres the sparks?
>>566037806I literally have 0 fronts so I will
>>56603623190% of poses are legit, the important part is the blushing.
>>566036401wtf let me SEE
...
I drew my own trainer but am too embarrassed to post it anywhere.
>>566038182There is nothing to notice(:
I'm never borrowing NTR card again holy shit. This is my worst MANT run so far this CM
Am I crazy or Dacchis was recruiting yesterday?Just checked and no one left, I swear I saw a couple recruitment posts...
I wish I was Mejiro Mcqueen and get daily creampies from trainer
>>566038360Post it.
>>566038424We're full, only inferior clubs have open slots
>>566038424Yeah it's called lying on the internet, which is what the anti-jp-ntr-stego-schizo and club-drama-schizo do
>>566038317also
why are some of them called by their first name and others by their last name? where's the logic?
>>566038532dont shay that.........
>see tachyon cosplay bj video >hell yeah that’s the best cosplay sex I’ve seen>check account, it’s all Uma cosplay sex >fuck yeah-wait what is that?>cosplayer is a guy NOOOOOOOOOO what the fuck whyyyyy How come the best uma accurate cosplay comes from gay porn?!
No other Uma has given me more 3* blues than Daiwa. I have done like 400 parent runs with Symboli Retard and she has given me one 3*. This is like my 5th 3* blue from about 60 runs with her.
>>566038693link
>>566038693Men proving once again to be better than women
>no daily legend race ever for her og or NY altUlala...I WANT TO FARM NY URARA STAR PIECES FUCK YOU CYGAYS
bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>566038317cute whoreyou're right actually...
>>566037395Falco is canonically stronger than the average uma
>>566038532Heh.. I'm housing flatliners on purpose because I knew you would say thisNow watch me kick them and NOT recruit... Heh
>>566038693What
>>566038693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uj5XMBDpfc
>>566038693Welp you're gay now and reading what you wrote gave me a chub so now im gay toofuck you
>>566038693link so I can take notes
>>566038693faggot
>>566038532Oh, that's too bad... maybe next month then...
I FUCKING HATE MANT
>>566038693It is of utmost importance that you post sauce.
"post the mambo plushie doing a dogeza and we're good"
>>566038634They're just not autistic and can just call any uma by any name as long as it sounds good and suitable
>>566038693kek
>>566038693Link?I hope it's not the chinese account I know
>>566038749>Haru Urara Legends Race>All her stats are at 1
>>566038997now remove her clothes
>>566039070that guy only does solo stuff iirc
>>566038997Nice, just be a bit more persistent when posting a notice in chat next time
>>566038997Now post your gf doing the dogeza
>>566038986stop complaining you stupid whore
Ticket's tickets
>>566038725>>566038948>>566038994>>566039070Fuck no. I saw balls and immediately got off twitter out sheer shame. I will not further the chiyofag’s agenda
>>566039205FUCK MANTI WANT MANT TO BE OVER ALREADY
>>566038997Thanks for obliging my request
>>566038997Excellent. Welcome back bro
>>566038997needs a timestamp with a crying emoji saying "I'm shorry..."
>>566039250faggotctrl+shift+T now
>>566039105
>>566039250You'll be back later when horny
>>566038634"cafe" sounds better and is easier to repeat than "Manhattan," despite the fact that cafe is the owner's crown name and they have several other G1 winners that will eventually become umas
>>566039207Is her alt any good, apart from the sexo Tickezos
Rare Brick danchou here. We've never recruited from Discord. The Vodka profile was here from the start, before I joined. The Cafe profile with less fans was a random that requested to join back when we were below 25/30 and desperate. The Doto profile is from here.
>>566039272me neither but i can't even get a single uma over A rank no matter what i doso stop complaining you whore bitch dumb ass trainer
>>566039207Stealin shoes.
>>566039334Dober wife, Bright and Ryan concubines
>>566039296was expecting something like this but whatever I guesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_A0GigrQl0
>>566039160not the one I'm thinking of>>566039250Do it
>>566039378Real Rare Bricked danchou here, Fuck you
Bonus shot
>>566039543SLUT
>>566039250The only way to unfaggot yourself is by making everyone else a faggot, share it at once.
>>566039543MODS
>>566039543YOU CANT POST NO-NOs
>>566037256
>>566039482>not the one I'm thinking ofohis it bad
>>566039543
>>566039506life post-graduation looks good
>>566039543WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>566039543This guy owns a cat
>>566039543mambwos..
>>566038693I know which one youre talking aboutThey have a pornhub with like 500 videos, 50 at least are uma cosplayThe cosplay is very good but its 2 asians so I cant watch it because their dicks are too small
>>566039543How can you do that to her you MONSTER
>>566039250I take back what I said, you're only a little bit of a fag. You should know better that if the cosplayer isn't flashing their tits or censoring their bits and trying to redirect you to a patreon/onlyfans/fantia/whatever link, it's pretty much guaranteed to be a faggot.
>>566039543now post video of aggressively shoving it into your crotch
i got my wisdom teeth out + 1 extra bad tooth please cheer me up with an umamusume jiggie
>>566039705oh I know which one it is nowit's okay, while big dicks are nice to blow actually taking one would be hard
>>566039612No, they have good orgy videos but it makes me feel wrong seeing it.
>>566039785>jiggiefags have terrible hygeinenyooticing
>>566039785primed for a gumjob
>>566037978I have an Akeboner
>>566039705I didn't have femboy Haru Urara on my bingo card, but there it is.
>>566039868link it...NOW
>>566039874i didnt have any other cavities it was the wisdom tooth was tunnelling sideways into it
>>566040068Nigga just type Uma porn into porn hub
>>566039105>>566039334bestumafanartistperiod
>>566039105>>566039334
>>566040142are you lost Diesel?
>>566039705WAIT, these guys also do miku and kancolle cosplays? I may know who they are
Gay posting hours again?
>>566040673finallythanks king
is it worth to pop a 40% microphone to train just one turn
>>566040325Isn't putting "porn" as a search term on pornhub a bit redundant?Also apparently "uma" means "one" in portuguese. Fun.
>>566040714?
>>566040714
>>566040714http://poal.me/e02vlt
MEN
>>566041039BUT WHAT IS A MAN?!
>>566040714Go back to /vt/
YOOOOOSHHIIII IKKUYOOOOOOOO
>>566041095Bisexual, apparently
>>566039915Fucking based and hard Akebonor
>>566041004what a retarded fucking latter partjust do majorily men some women
>>566041095A miserable little pile of secrets.
>>566041179that's the ryanbro option
>>566040790Most of the time you are racing, and whenever you have more than 1 (one) turn of training, you should uset the 60% instead, so go ahead.
>>566040021Yeah they do have some but its nost as good as the Mcqueen ones, those have uma ears
>>566041179Sis...
>>566041259I imagine this is what they were fishing for.
>>566040714>yuri shitstirrer is a /vt/urdDon't you have to go back to cry about male vtubers kek
>>566041004As far as looks go, far more attracted to women.As far as romantic feelings go, far more attracted to men.
>>566040714I'll never understand why the gayest posts in the general only happen during burger work hours.
>>566041420>cry about male vtubersthey really do that?
>>566041378And I obliged.
>>566041112
Umamusume that would be okay with their torena having a small dick?
>>566041504They actually do that it's one of the main part of /vt/'s culture
While 99% of faggot posting is made by faggots, don't forget that women are also responsible for it.
WOMEN
>>566041642sounds pretty pathetic to be honest desu
>>566041678Point out all the women posts ITT then
https://poal.me/3mf5a4https://poal.me/3mf5a4https://poal.me/3mf5a4
>>566039705FUCKING LINK IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>566041769My answer's not there. 5 given up runs
>>566041004>Women are cute and hot, but cringe and retarded>Men are cool and funny, but no sexual desire towards themWhat do I vote?
>>566041678They are called trannies until proved otherwise
>>566041769>no option for titsYeah, no.
Does creek even need to take swinging when she already has a recovery as her unique?>why are you using creekThe spinwheel gave me creek so I'll run her
>>566041262they are pretty nice for train/race/train turns
>>566041847This Where's the scooper representation
>>566041890>Men are cool and funnyikr
>>566041678There are no women herehttps://poal.me/aoytf2
TRANNIES
>>566041847That's nyoppers then
>>566041974probably notyou can't bring creek on creek anyway
>>566042024>Female (Spiritually)
sex with mares
>>566042081It’s spelled trainees
>>566042192
>>566041895Stop jerkin it and do your dailies
>>566041974I never have her learn it and my Creeks do alright, considering she's a low tier uma.
>>566041974Her unique is a fat 7.5%, even higher than a gold skill so you can lower her stam considerably
>>566042081Fine Motion would say this
>>566042279I did actually! I had a run saved up already and finished it on resecchi!
>>566041974>The spinwheel gave me creek so I'll run herWhat the fuck does that even mean
>>566041974You probably won't need Maestro for any medium, probably. It'll come up for longs, though. The only reason might be as insurance if you need a recovery but the meta might push her out of position (so zero or too many fronts), but that's expensive as insurance goes. It'd probably be simpler to run your own front or leave her out if the meta is too front-heavy.
>>566041784Shinen2022
>>566042317I'm just gonna ask WHERE is this chick from
>>566042446he used a randomizer to pick his CM umassome people like to have fun
>>566042476
>>566042518Boku no Pico.
>>566042446https://wheelofnames.com/LET'S GO GAMBLING
>>566042518Uma no pico
>>566042476How my parents see me NEETing
>>566042635nice fucking link retard
>>566042518Pico to Chico
>>566042476seems comfy until it starts shitting everywherecan you train a horsie to have a designated poop corner
>>566042635I did this but with post number >>566007682
>>566042476sloppy
how do I see umatter's NSFW umamusume posts without scanning my face and sending it to palantir?
>>566042441Oh. My badThank you for doing your part then
>>566042635BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Is anyone keeping tally on how many umamusume seiyuu are married to Indian gentlesirs?
>>566042635charlesbros stay winning
>>566043056looooooooooooooooooooool
>>566043024Seiun Sky
>>566043056How the mighty have fallen...Shit taste. Literally lmao
>>566043024eric=elI think
Someone pastebin a list of every uma
>>564319886An update for youTony Bean is retiring after his 7YO season and will now stand stud. In 35 starts, he has won 21 times, including 11 G1s, 6 G2 and 3 G3s. His final placement stat is 21-6-4-4. During his career he received the following awards: 1992 Best 3YO Colt (EU), 1992,1996 Best Sprinter (EU)Drama Queen is retiring after his 6YO season and will now stand stud. In 26 starts, he has won 4 times, including 2 G1s, 1 G2 and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 5-7-3-11.Virgin Coffee is retiring after her 7YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 38 starts, she has won 14 times, including 9 G1s, 2 G2s and 2 G3s. Her final placement stat is 14-5-6-13.Wombat-O is retiring after her 7YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 30 starts she has won 17 times, including 13 G1s and 3 G2s. Her final placement stat is 17-7-4-2.Mr. Moose is retiring after his 5YO season and will now stand stud. in 32 starts he won 18 times, including 10 G1s, 3 G2s and 4 G3s. His final placement stat is 18-10-4-0. During his career he received the following awards: 1993 Best 2YO Colt (US), 1994 Best 3YO Colt (US), 1994 HOTY (US)Little Cutie is retiring after her 7YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 30 starts, she has won 17 times, including 12 G1s, 2 G2s and 2 G3s. Her final placement stat is 17-7-2-4. During her career she received the following awards: 1992 Best 2YO Filly (EU), 1993 Best 3YO Filly, 1993 Best Long-Distance Horse (EU)
>>566042723There are some horses that do choose to shit in a specific place in their stables
>>566042856Yeppers! Now I can go back to fapping in peace or play with my ona for awhile
>>566043587God I hate onasBought 3 of different sizes of designs, all too small for me
>>566043587you should fuck your ona, ERP anon
>>566043195That's very... eric of you
>>566043587video proof onegai
Characters from Uma Musume who won a GI race despite being ranked 10th or lower in favorite to win.>Katsuragi AceJapan Cup 1984 - 10th favorite>Bamboo MemoryYasuda Kinen 1989 - 10th favorite>Yamanin ZephyrYasuda Kinen 1992 - 11th favorite>Mejiro PalmerArima Kinen 1992 - 15th favorite>Hishi MiracleKikuka Sho 2002 - 10th favorite>No ReasonSatsuki Sho 2002 - 15th favorite>Sweep ToshoTakarazuka Kinen 2005 - 11th favorite>Copano RickeyFebruary Stakes 2014 - 16th favorite>VerxinaVictoria Mile 2014 - 11th favorite
>>566043056WTF HAHAHAHAHALOVE LIVE BROS?WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?
Nobody is dating anyone here
Sex
>>566043851Tomboy rabu
>>566043056She's an umamusume seiyuu?
How do I know or test if My hearing is damaged? Without going to a doctor
>>566044357go to a doctor
>>566044357Get better headphone
>>566044357If you have to ask, it's damaged
>>566044357https://www.resound.com/en/online-hearing-test
>>566044425>>566044502wtf>>566044469How do I check though?>>566044761Thanks!
>>566044357ask your mom if your normal speaking voice is kinda loud
>>566045085What if she's deaf too and that's why neither of them noticed
>>566044761>no lossGood for me I guess>>566044876If you feel like your hearing is clogged then there's something wrong with it. Happened to me before
why do I always get the banner umas on sub 10 free pulls but whenever I actually really want an uma I have to go all the way to 200?
>No hearing loss was detected The online hearing test indicates potential hearing loss but is not a substitute for a professional evaluation or medical diagnosis. If you suspect hearing loss, consult a hearing care specialist for a comprehensive examination.ty bwos!
what? didnt hear you
>>566045242desire sensor
>>566045242there are rumors that they got a liscence to and implemented the "desire sensor" from monster hunter but you didnt hear it ffrom me
Retarded cringe boomer
>>566045242that's what going to a casino is like
>>566026263I love my wives Bourbon & Rice.
Be honest with me bwos, will this Vodka get me to A finals? I think this is my absolute limit.
>>566045454Oh yeah? *rapes you*
>>566045242happens to me sometimes too. I ignored the Neicha/Halo banner and just went for Ines when she first appeared and got her on my first rollthen I went "cheerleader Neicha is cute, I'll try to get her" and wasted 14 rolls on this stupid fucking banner and managed to get 3 cheerleader Halos instead of a single Neicha. fuck you Halo
>>566044357What >>566044502 said. If you seriously have to ask yourself that question, you might wanna get a quick appointment to double check your hearing, even if just for the hell of it.>>566044761Online tests are so stupidly worthless considering all the changing values that play into a sensitive such as this.
>>566045590I doubt those 3 white accels are enough
>>566044761>take the tests>awful results and getting paranoid>read the instructions again and realize I had my headphones at minimum>take it again and i'm fineFuck I almost lost it there my hearing is fine but my eyesight is in need of a check
5 careers no med s award
Ines Fujin is Seeking the Pearl
>>566045590sure, why not. Having redshift would have been a sure ticket to A but I'm sure she'll do fine
>>566045760At least it's easy to realize eyesight problems
>>566045919I can't stare at the moon because it's blurry and can't distinguish the spots so yeah I need help
>>566044178says who
>>566046034ME! YOU STUPID FAG!
>>566045858Ines Fujin sounds like she could be easily coerced into doing porn
I'm dating danchou
>>566046089you're stupid
Prepared to Pass? More like this card sucks ass.
https://poal.me/
>>566046340>bricked poll on the homepage
>check my stallions sorted by how many mares they fucked this season (the numbers in the game are several times smaller than IRL)>several are less popular than Twin Turbohmmmmm...
So how do I beat super Goldshi mode?
>>566046475you dont
>>566046475get goldship and pump her with all the speed and powerand get as much midrace as you can while not dying in the long races
>>566046034Kitaposters should date ME instead.
>>566045696Its no good? Not even a little bit? fuck...
>>566046475play in mantand do as this anon says>>566046560you can skip the longs if you are doing a throwaway run
>>566046475>ura>any end closer with ryan and dober parentsI used ayabe personally
>>566046475Suzuka cheeses it easily, try front daiwa if you don't have her
>Trying to make a Ryan ace>Can't afford to not borrow Super Creek because of Maestro>Despite having 3LB CB and SR Vega best I can do is 55RB>Gold skills lolHow fucked am I this CM?
CB
>>566046763You don't need a gold recovery as a late bwo, just take some stam sparks and buy those scrolls
>>566046763anyone without a innate gold rec is screwed because firm course menace is mandatory
I just woke up
>>566047085morning
>>566045670>140 caratsOh man, what you happened to you
I just noticed I still don't have a single Vega SR card even after sparking CB kek
Thread's unusable now
>>566047195orenji
>>566046397The homepage is tuber mental illness 99% of the time, I just ignore it. Funny to see that there though
>>566031175I don't have a single ace, because Red Maru refuses to give me a parentIt's been fifty runs.........
>>566046763you can drop one of your cards for satono wit, 5rb but she gives lie in wait and a few late surger skills and borrow something else instead of creekuse more stamina sparksyou can hit at least the same 55rb with that
>>566046318I wish finemo would suck my ass
>>566047273True, let's make out instead. *chu*
>>566047412sex
>>566047181my penis got the best of me, it's my cross to bear for finding neicha sexyit's fine though, no other umas coming up anytime soon that I'm really interested in so I don't have much of a reason to be saving up on carats
>>566047085Why does not a single uma look good doing this animation it's so fucking stupid
>>566045670You know what must be done
>>566047564
>>566047456I gave up after 40 runs and started using a pwr1 med2 that I apparently got on the 5th run. The only other med spark I got is wit1 med2
>>566047696
What do you do in this situation?
>>566047951Yes still shit
>>566048053You win if you fertilize her eggs
>>566048059dondokodondokodonu u u u u u u u u u u umau u u umau u u u u u uma
>>566047729she's so cute bros
>>566048053she has a penis doesn't she
>>566047696I bet you look really good doing this nonny
>training regular Oguri for the billionth CM in a row because she's the easiest uma to train and get a usable result with when you don't have all the scenario cardsthis game is so ass
>>566048053let it happen, a human can't win against an umamusume
>>566048053depends, does she have a penis in this scenario?if yes I simply submit, if not I turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>566047856I got 5 Front Runner pinks in a goddamn row. FIVEif the parents were two 3* Medium I would have used one of them, but the pinks are all over the fucking place because I need Groundworkthis shit is so ass, I can't even
>>566048278Sounds like a (You) problem
I'm using 4 SSRs and none of them finished their event chains.
Orfevre's theme is really nice.
>>566048528
>>566026586Anduril, the Flame of the West...
>>566048490Woaw...so spooky
>>566048592this is domestic violence, doesn't matter that she's younger
Despite what people think, Sirius is a nice girl who takes good care of people.
>>566026586>25 gate raceFront slop
Godammit.I wish you can autosell runs. Like have it set that if the grade is <UC it instant sells so I don't have to deal with this.
plz no gaslitis late savvy good or a meme? heard last CM it fucked with their pace
>>566048053I just accept it
>>566048758It's not DV if I want it.
has anyone done a 1 speed careerwould it be feasible on a spd bonus uma
>>566036872
>>566048834Those are just entries, the field should be 18 iirc
>>566049006cringe
>>566048929Goodbye.
>>566048953savvy is always kinda a meme unless on deboofers or fronts and when you literally don't have anything to buy
>>566048981Tachy loveu
>>566048976
>>566049184that's rape
>>566049184>>566048976>>566048592>from violence to making lovewhy are women like this?
>>566026786/uma/ club will be the end of /uma/ and rest of the clubs
I just ate two bowls of pork stew with lentils and potatoesMy belly is so bloated I can't sit straight
>>566048312>>566048174>Sees beautiful uma with fat milkers>Thinks about cocksWhen this was last posted faggots asked if she had a penis that time too.
>>566049315You abandoned her in her time of need and she's just upset that she jobbed because of it
>>566049298>>566049315I consented to this.
>>566049138gotcha, this run is probably gambling a lot because of no 800 sta 600 guts even with 1 gold 1 regular, i'll go for my 3rd ace and if i get lucky go back for another diathank you!
>>5660489921.5 usually, with a Fuku borrow
>>566049398b-but I thought trainers were not that important
>>566049505looks good desu, you have radiant too.good luck diabro
>>566049368It's already happeningAt least one club will die by the end of May
>>566049559Trainer is exceptionally important to Orfevre. Like literally on the same tier as Dream Journey, even if her demeanor doesn't show it.
>>566049639thanks, you too!
>>566049398qrd?
McQueen keeps getting mogged in everyway...
This picture is so yuriful
>legacies good enough to semi-consistently give pp on inspiration>now kitasan and director wont give me dd anymorefuck this gay shit, you can’t tell me they don’t do it on purpose
>>566049918what
>>566049960that's why your legacies should have all of them
>>566049918???
>>566049918seek help
>>566050013>>566050049>>566050059I posted the wrong Orfevre x Gentildonna image...
>>566049917Big sipper status
>>566050227still seek help
>>566049559Oru doesn't let it on but she's very reliant on her torena-san in her own way and will get very lonely if he's not with her.
>>566050227lol
>>566050287A GentilOrfe ballroom event is bound to happen and you know it
u u u
post something cute
>>566050525lmao maybe if they want to kill the franchise again
So they'll eventually make changes to how G1 wins affect your parents affinities, right? Do we ever get to the level of affinity that MANT currently gives us or is it nerfed forever?
>>566049870Her ass is gonna get sent to l'arc and you're given a choice of the big foreign important trainer handling her for l'arc or not. You think it's in her best interest that the big foreign important trainer does it (despite you guys winning non stop and she has her utmost trust in you) handle her because hey he's the big french important trainer who's trained other horses to win before. Orfevre asks you if you're sure if this would be the best course of action, you say yes, and she loses and gets 2nd place. She comes back pissed because not only was she lonely without you, she lost, so she locks herself in the trainer's room, even with Goldship trying to stop her. You finally nut up and enter the trainer's room and she tells you to fuck off because you don't belong there, that your throne ain't here, and you tell her that as her scepter you won't break. She takes that as a challenge, pins you to the wall, and threatens to break your wrists. You call her bluff and she stops, then talks about how it was awful being alone over there. You apologize and tell her you'll never leave her alone again which fully clams her down
is Ignited Spirit PWR impactful enough to want on every late surger? or is it barely beneficialI've spent the past few weeks trying to build a good parent for my Satono, but I've kept getting RNG fucked and I'm wondering if its even worth pushing for at this point
>>566050606You will get more if you go the dirt route>>566050548
What should I expect?
I know Maruzensky is shit for parent affinity, but I'm borrowing one that has 50 race bonus. I have 14 total Med sparks and I am getting 1 fucking Med sparks every 5 borrows. The affinity is double circle.There's no fucking way it's Maruzensky herself just somehow totally crippling pink inheritance right? Literally every other CM I would at least be getting 2-3 pink inheritance to S every day for my 5 borrows.
>>566050591Why would something everyone wants to see kill the franchise?
>>566050606they make it so that g2/g3 are worthless for affinity so mant is not that much better considering new scenarios wont take 1 hour to finish
>>566050991>>566050525clan fans are trannies and this is proof
>>566050657interesting, so going is not a choice you can make? also I know there is an scenario that takes place in l'arc, does it change something?
>>566050525I hope it will happen, just to avoid the potential FineMo/Air Shakur ballroom that will steal finemo's second outfit
So grand live will be the ace run, but for parents we will do mant again?
>>566050606You can estimate it by G1 = 3 pts instead of G/1G2/G3 = 1 pt.
>>566050657NTR plot
>>566051240Why not both?
>>566050925if you put in the work like the rest of the dedicated finemo posters, then good results
Did you know? Despite being 16% of mambo, oreng hold 100% of the power. Recruiting 1 more trainer!
>>566051417me on the right
>>566050548
>>566051240they are using extremely low tier popular umas in the ballroom event nowadays so I doubt they will get Finemo there, best case scenario she could get a cameo like Cesario but I doubt they will do that again lol
>>566043375proud of my honses
>>566050731Wasting pink sparks to raise dirt affinitiy for my parent runs sound kinda counter intuitive.>>566051136>>566051309I see, so they'll at least buff G1s to compensate a little bit. That's not so bad.
I think I’ve gotten worse at MANT
>>566051467One of your clubs leaders told me to post my ID here on the Uma Discord but I think their club is full now.402241792179
>>566051676You use 9* dirt as great grandparents
>>566043375hope they have a comfy retirement
>>566050925A cute story about a foreign exchange uma that likes her trainer and friends very much, it's very sweet.She's one of my finest spooks.
>>566051791may i have the name of that club
!
>>566051791You're already in a S club gwo
>>566051791>50M a monthDANCHOU
>>566051934I'm not sure they deleted their post which is why I think they are full>>566052065I can't get S fans anymore so I was looking for an A+ club
Is this decent for CM?
>>566052234Uma&Co has an opening
>>566052237how are you activating groundworkalso missing angling
>>566030070Generic inoffensive mass appeal.Also, his win against a Mount Jew was an important moment in japanese horse racing history.
>>566043375a legendary assortment of champion horses... and then there's drama queen
>>566052234You're weird and in a club right now. I can shoot you an invite, if you want an A+ club
>>566027810porn game
>>566051791>>566051934>>566052234>>566052520
Is there anything more cucked than missing distance S on senior year then being forced to finish the run?
>>566051217I'll be honest that I haven't done it with Orefevre. I think I only did it twice to clear the damn thing (and get the ticket) and never again, as I'm not too much of a fan of the scenario. But considering L'arc is one of those scenarios that don't actually have the regular career stories it's likely simply different.>>566051374I knew I should've reworded it because some idiot would make a dumbass post like this. I should've trusted my gut.
>>566050657That's the stuff, this is the kind of ToreXUma drama I want out of my careers.
>>566052567I got almost bamboozled, but at least my gut feeling was right
>>566052567>girl (chinese male)>curren main>I'm in the market
>>566052424The fact that he was one of the stallions that were supposed to be retrained for horse riding instead of going into breeding says a lot, but I believe he can get a couple of good foals out there
>>566052567Ew
how often does chrono's club tracking update? daily?
>>566050716bump
MR STREAMER GO LIVE I NEED CONTENT TO UMA TO PLEASE I MISS YOU SO MUCH IT'S BEEN 2 DAYS
>>566052568i cope by making them parent runs instead, it's the last saving grace of mantblazer
>>566052330Based. I love references to that scene.
>>566052965
>>566052965Pay me
>>566052568My first run of the day is a humiliation ritual because its double tp and i need the event points for 900k
>>566052912I don't think it's that important for Lates because you already have a lot of accels in your kit
>>566052912I think its an alright gamble skill, dont know if you really wanna fish for that. Might drive you insane
NEW>>566053107>>566052912>>566050716It's a late accel
>>566053076wow he's dumb
For me, it's Yeppers
>>566053116>>566053123fair enough. I have two decent parents with it already, but they both have pace as the pink spark so it was kinda annoying
But Dober is the birthday girl.
>>566053137>>566053191retardbros?
>>566053191i'll delete this shameful bread...>>566053315dober already had a thread so it's fair, maybe the next one
>>566053076Maybe he should get a fucking job because clearly he's too stupid to stream
>>566048053>>566048901https://litter.catbox.moe/04bpqm.mp3
>>566052567>Class 6>Past High Score 552,344WHAT YEAR IS THIS
>>566047581is ruby a filly or just short? I'm impregnating her either way
>>566048723
>>566049170
>>566050291what a PATHETIC excuse for a tyrant
