Previous: >>566286182>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
sex with luna and palmer
wahey>>566309058paama!!!!!!!
damn, the /horse/ thread on /sp/ truly won.
I still have the biggest dick in this general
paamaa love
>>566309187No proofs
Whenever Medium S procs, something else fucks up, I'm tired bwos
On the Dream Journey.
Consider Laurel
well /uma/?
please look at this orange
Only two more hours if ya haven't gotten her yet.
>Retards arguing over which old as fuck horse is a hag and which isn't
>>566309337shes given one of these to trainer daily since launch
Digitan LOVE
if you're not doing your CM16 aces yet you're behind btw
>>566309363I'll roll for her in 150 minutes
>>566309339
>>566309458I HATE FRONT RUNNERS
>>566309337yay I won! *invite Aoi*
>>566309458I have fun being a total casual and not getting caught up in the grind tyvm
>>566309429can I use it on another uma?
>>566309434my god she's so preciousDIGICUTE
i havnt done a run since mant started. im now sitting here waiting for auto mode
>>566309413Fuji Kisexy
>>566309539lmfao sour grapes get rekt scrub
>>566309458>frontslop>another frontslopwow so brave
Last Thread
>>566309458Do frontkeks not have a life
do we ever get free pulls on a character banner
It's world donkey day apparently. Post donkeys.
>>566309702No, I don't think I will. I'm having fun just fine.
>>566309767
>>566309553marvey might be allowed>>566309759literally right now..
>>566309828yeah it is fun to collect girls
>>566309268Are you sure?https://gofile.io/d/N8VdFS
>>566309759we literally just did last week
>>566309767Rice is a donkey but not because of her long ears
>No Teio I will not go out with you
>>566309741Sorry, but Digitan is canonically for male trainer to breed REPEATEDLY.
>dont goon for once>spend the entire day feeling a forboding sense of dread insteadumas for this feel?
>>566309058>release runaway uma during mantwhat did they mean by this? genuinelywtf were they thinking
>>566309458>fronts>mile CMI literally just listened to you guys FOR FUCKING MONTHS say how awful fronts are in mile because "its too short for them to build a lead"YOU ALL SAW THOSE POSTS TOO DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME THEY WERE CONSTANT
>>566309892Damn straight, getting them though their careers, cheering em on, thinking up cringy fan fic. Its what keeps me sane.
>>566309767TAISHIN SEXOOOOO
what would teio do if i raped her huh
>>566309861>single daily pullsim crying
>>566310042They were talking about runaways bwo
Oh man it is that close already? It is dumpin' time!
>>566309974lice showercafenatie
FUCK DAIWA
>>566310241I absolutely love her imitation of Marvelous. It's the cutest thing.
>>566310284>lice shower
>>566310075>thinking up cringy fan fic Give Vodka fan fic
So this Chiyo doesn't really win much, school me on what's wrong with herIs it the lack of mid race? Kita didn't finish chain during the run so I'm missing out on curvature...
Zoomers ruined the internet.
Uma feet
There's one where she talks about lunch and I am very mad because it only appears during login at a specific time of the day and never again. You guys are spared for a while because that reminded me I gotta eat lunch now.
>cleans your office without being askedYou should roll for the wagie instead
>>566310461Apple ruined the internet by letting in all the retarded normalfaggots, retarded zoomer, boomer, and what else just added to the problem in the long run, but they didn't cause it.
>>566309296>rapist succubushmmm nyo
You need to join HonseFun today if you're clubless.There is one slot open. Reply with your ID to save yourself a spot if you happen to be on cooldown or want an invite from me, or apply directly in-game before the end of the world arrives
>>566310543what umas do to get some headpats
>>566310042I need you to run Falco, my paces need frontkeks to rape.
Trannylators will censor literally anything.
>>566309741>try play CreekWell, /uma/?
>>566303157>>566303518>Green: better than going raw>Yellow: technically better but likely not enough to win>Red: worse than going rawIt seems like radiant/glittering star is a decent cope recovery. This is assuming 1100 wit and Red Shift
Global was a fucking mistake.
>>566310408They all start the same, it's the end of the twinkle series and you and your Uma are back in your trainer shack. Go from there. I like to make mine romantic, mix in a bit of wholesome moments and let inspiration guide you.
>>566311019not in mant
>>566310461>muh zoomersMillennials are responsible for the modern liberal party, mainstream media, the horrid ugly art standards of the west, the rise of transgenderism and the performative atheism of the internet while they cried about their boomer parents. But yeah man go off and blame zoomers for trying to clean up that mess while dealing with having no money.
>>566310969And you will continue to eat it up like the slop food you consume at home and NOTHING WILL CHANGE
>>566310387What's with the truck/beer ad style music/voice delivery
83989941 taurus
>>566310543>All Toreinasans are canon slobsCygames knows their audience.
guys, Tachyon is seducing me https://x.com/uesaka_official/status/2052718186085462099
>>566310461yes, that must be whyit couldnt be anything else that has changed
>>566310969qrd?
>>566311209That's such a weird event, why is Rudolf such a cuck.
>>566311159It's just a style JRA used for their CM "The Winner" adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IWHULr7O-8
I've started taking longer strides when running like Creek does and I feel less tired after running now.
NO ONE CARES OR ASKED AGNES KUN>>566311287As mentioned, Apple ruined the internet by making it accessible to the wide masses, which sadly include INDIA, china would've happened no matter what.
>>566310543Actually, nevermind. Fuck Cyjews. I can clearly hear her say "Onee-chan power (-nano~)", but they don't seem to want to mention that part of her in the translation. Save your carats.
>>566310543wife material
>>566311318Post the rest.
>>566311209>the president gave me permissionwhat about my permission?
>>566311408china were based and walled themself offwe need a SEA/jeet wall too
>>566311318
>>566311410they censor big sisters now...
>>566311473Trainers have no rights
>>566311291She says "smartphone," it's a loan word so you can hear her say it, but apparently that's too triggering or something because the translation changes it to just "something." It's from her umamusume story, which is still available to everyone.>>566311473Rudolph asks you first. It's an Air Groove costume event if you want to see it.
>>566310305Don't say that!
>>566311589Only during mating season
>>566311287This graphic is misleading.When people >here< say the internet is ruined, they mean English speaking internet.Chinks and Indians have more people, but they don't speak English. It's a complete different landscape for them, Indians learn English though so they are a big reason the internet is shit, but the people that ruined English speak internet are English speaking retards. This anon is right >>566311408 ease of access that used to gatekept retard was lifted.
>>566311553
>>566311731wait why they can't put smartphone? are they retarded?
>>56631173990 percent of indians online speak english majority of the time
Zoomers can't accept the fact that they ruined the internet.
>want to brick my account for cheerleaders>dot refuses to go up
I'm taking a nap, can I have a kissy
>>566311173
>>566311019>>566306625>>566307586I need mommy.
>>566311856They're localizers of course they are
Uma&Co is looking for ONE (1) member to join a comfy A+ club We have an active chat and friendly players sending urara stickers in chat.Drop your id or apply with /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566311785
I didn't finish backreading the last thread, why are boomers mad about zoomers again
>people really thinks fronts are gonna do jack shit in the mile CM>when taiki and flower both have easy access maximum acceleration on it
>>566312068They want to fuck us but we are too scared to fuck anything
>>566309689>>566310029My paizuri slave.
>>566311934you can have my boot up your ass or in your face
AHHHHHH
>>566311989I can't imagine any club/guild/etc from 4chan are worth joining. Just makes me think of the /k/ brownie meet up.
90520698 Taurus
>>566312018
>>566312141why are all fronts lolis?>turbo>flower>top gun>lazy bitchim sure theres more too
>>566311473This cruel and evil tyrant doesn't need your consent.>>566311856I think the pointless censoring of clearly audible loanwords is done to taunt English speaking customers.
i won a mile CM once with suzuka... i think fronts are good for mile...
>>566312389Suzuka... loli...?
>>566312141the problem with pacers is that being front heavy in a lobby effectively kills them
>>566312389>not a loli>no a Front>ok>Seiun? Not a loli
>>566312392>I think the pointless censoring of clearly audible loanwords is done to taunt English speaking customersnah, they are not that smart
for the next mile CMis goldship good with the corner uniques?or is it mostly final straight skills?
>>566312454loli-tier chest kek
>>566312173So close to salvation....
>>566312312>>566312018>>566311785>>566311553Wholesome stuff, thanks
>>566309767hey
>>566312405speed eater will always be relevant and fronts are the only ones who can reliably use them
>>566312389its the other way roundall loli's are fronts
im dreaming of cb umanko
>>566312454yes
After this event, What do you think of Seeking the Pearl?
>>566312141You need to be 4th for your uniques to work, 1 guy brings 3 strong Fronts and most Pace in the lobby die
>>566312541What does intelligence have to do with anything? Even a literal retard is capable of spite and pettiness.
>>566312790I don't read events so my opinion remains the same
>>5663128343 fronts and the fronts can have SFV or Blossom too
>>566312790Big sis energy, I like her. My initial thought was she's a bit of a ditzy selfish Uma but after the event. She's really the big sis of the group. I'll roll for her when she comes around.
>>566312389>kita>seiun>bobo>daiwa
>>566312790I didn't pay attention to this event at allI played the event on auto and didn't read a single word of it while I was making my breakfast this morning.
>>566312790The propaganda worked on me.
>>566312964wait, auto is out already?
>>566312889>Even a literal retard is capable of spite and pettinesswell, we are talking about localizers here so...
>>566312193Fewer skills indeed...
>>566313036What is blud yapping aboutAuto? On story? It's always been a thing
>>566310969>>566311410>can't say smartphone>can't say big sisterPalmer will have an unironic jelly donuts moment
>>566313176Can we have sex please
>>566312917No Front is getting those useless skills
Every day this game makes me want to go into a sperg rage and fucking demolish everything in my sight.
Whats the next event?
>>566313232sureif youre a girland below 130lbs
>>566312790ugly fucking haguma would be improved if she ceased to exist
Dacchis has ONE free spot for anyone looking for a club. Monthly quota is 25 mil and don't forget to trade shoes.We have an active chat and friendly ojisans in their 40s sending cute anime stickers in chat.Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
12932460 Taurus once more
>>566313289Marrying your cute pure imouto Curren Chan while Fine Motion does something suspicious to Akikawa's car
>>566313232I don't want sex. I want someone with a life-changing perspective that will drag me through heaven and hell so I have to stop imagining
>>566313281What stops you?Come on, do it, be a hero, and fuck off while you're at it
>>566313473*rapes you*
>>566313318What if I'm male and above 260lbs?
>>566313540wow rude much
how long until we can roll for little cocon?
>>566313540What a bizarre replyHow did you even interpret that post
>Sunday agemasens me>finally get Medium S Thanks game I really appreciate it
Tick
>>566313685Never, Gihesh
>>566313978why are you posting a blonde basic bitch
>>566314021Tock
>>566313473what do these hand motions even attempt to convey to the player
>>566313978>basic blonde bitch
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOUR FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
uh oh
>>566314212The basic blonde? pretty bad taste
>>566314212Trainer! Weißt du denn nicht, für welchen Frevel dieses Pferdemädchen sühnt?! Der Tag des Gerichts wird kommen und der Allmächtige die Strafe des Himmels über sie verhängen.
stinky
>>566314149Cute
good morning
>>566313627460* lbs:)
>Indian/Wojak sharty garage AND latin spam>And now Nazi Hazis
>>566314381go back to bed pinoyanon
>>566314375That's something a basic blonde bitch would say
>>566314135it's an in-universe reference to some kind of umazoomer internet trend or online comedian's bit
https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>566314431As much variety as hoi4
>>566314431>sharty garagesaar...
>>566314519>https://poal.me/qnrm7rI love that this one is still running.
>>566313471
>>566314534Been a while I've played that one... don't tempt me
time to head to bed bye umadacchimy TP is empty
>>566314672
>>566314727ayohol upong nigress mcqueen kinda cute tho....
>>566314353For me it's sex with Eishin Flash.
>>566313464hidebu
>>566314727>https://poal.me/qnrm7rDelete this.
are we... being raided?
die
>>566312790sexy hag, gonna roll for her to complete my christmas cake uma team
>>566314898yes, by umas, GET DOWN TORENA!!
>>566314898>https://poal.me/qnrm7r no
>>566314898yes, by /uma/SEA just woke upUSA just got off toilmake your choice
>>566314898Narita Top Raided
>>566314672Wait. Fine Motion is based? https://youtu.be/KgQLsmJXSFo?si=NnfjJKkcvQq_Qxml
>>566315006AHHH NOOO MY VIGINITY!>>566315021AHHH NOOO MY VIGINITY!>>566315017AHHH NOOO MY SANITY
>>566314798niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight~
>>566312790I haven't read the event, but Pearl is pure sexo. I wish I could afford to pull her, but I will mollify myself with pulling Mejiro Ramonu next year.
>>566315053southern ireland lost thoughbeit northern ireland is still part of the british isles...
>>566315193>I wish I could afford to pull herYour credit line?
>>566315176WOAH FOR ME?????
I’m just gonna do MANT until commander night.
>>566315306>commandergay
>>566315017Only 9-10 hours until comfy EU hours though.
>>566315198so is southern ireland...
>>566315306commander sucks... worst MTG format
>>566315278who else?
>>566314727These characters are adorable
My hero...
>>566315265I'm strictly f2p, sad to saybut if I land this job interview next week and get hired I'll be buying the uma selectors on the anniversaries[spoilers]
>>566315450This. I want to enslave them and have them pick cotton so much. Why can't they be real...
>>566315550you don't need to finish the spoiler tag if you're not gonna write anything after it anyway bwo..
>>566314340You're talking about gold city
>>566315598sweepy would just make us her (((familiars))) and have us picking the cotton
BAKUSHIN
>>566315354>>566315429I’ve been needled by a buddy of mine to play it for months. It’d be my first time playing it and I’ve been told it’s monopoly + yugioh>>566315520I like Oguri cap the horse-major respect to him. I however do not like XOguri Cap
>>566315632I don't know how the fuck that happened, I'm not drinking so I can't use that as an excuse
>>566315431pleasant scent..... SNIFF
>>566315550Good luck. I don’t miss being a wagie.
is there anything more autistic than collecting the 150 shards to unlock an uma then not doing it incase you get spooked by her at some stage down the line to save a few statues?
>>566314829>>566315487I need to have sex with Ardan
>>566315936yeah
>>566315720HOLY BASEDTHAT'S MY DANCHOU
>>566315936collecting 149 shards just in case you get one from the shop before then(literally me)
>>566315917This. I love being a perma-NEET on autism bucks. Working was fucking annoying.
>>566315936Only a lucklet that doesn't trust that they'll get an uma spook says this
>>566315198>>566315053Isn't ireland oddly fucked these days? IRE is essentially gone, remnants left being fake hippies, and people are oddly supportive of the islamification of things.>>566315389Wholesome times, so soon...
>>566316128yeah pretty much
>>566315198kill yourself sharteen
>>566315975based
>>566315831SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>566315936there's at least a logic to it. a lot of autistic shit people do has no potential benefit, like pretending topro has a personality.
>>566315917oh believe me, if I didn't need to work nothing would make me happier than to be a NEET
sold my stocks early and now its up almost 2x
Why is /uma/ suddenly talking about the Better Business Bureau?
>>566315945aaaaaaaaa those brian strips are so cute and well drawn>>566316175Loss of a King...>>566316208STOP SNIFFING MY USED CLOTHING YOU SLUT
>>566316282>rabiRIP epic 7 and /e7g/
>>566316128All of the western world is suffering from the same fucking problem, but the day of reckoning is coming. I know so
0 days since /uma/ stopped forcing shitty umas down everyone's throats
>>566316282Shouldn't have sold them so early desu senpai.
>>566316206>>566315975>>566315487>>566314829Ardan is literally sick in a hospital, impossible for her to have huge tits on hospital food
>>566316373what happened
>>566316393why are glasses so rare in umathey always make the umas look better, even if theyre sluts like super creek
took 5mg melatoninhope i dream about umas this time
>>566316208...............cute
>>566316430Big fan of big uma propaganda
>>566316569took 5mg melaninhope i rob someone so i can afford to summon this time
>>566316569I took 150mg of my medshopefully I won't shoot myself
>>566316282As long as you didnt lose money you're good
i summon jiggie
>>566316713took 5mg melaniahope I can invade another arab nation this time
no more jiggies
The jig is up!
SCORESAMFACKINGOALS
>>566316206Breeding this sickly horse
>>566315198the republic of ireland wasn't a thing, becoming a thing was them winning. you sound like a proddy, don't let finemo hear you talking like that
>>566316771kek
>>566316882
which umas design is objectively the least sexy?
>>566316282Why did you sell then? You should only sell when they're at their peak. Not a hard concept to grasp, retard.
>>566317272Biko Pegasus
>>566317272air groove? or maybe thats her personality messing with me
>>566316882>>566317116
>>566317272Mejiro Ryan
>>566316282>sell stocks at an all time high>they double anywayi mean, got the bag, but still
>>566316282If this post ends in 7 then stocks will crash over the weekend
luna is sex
>>566317272shinko chimpout
>>566317547Stocks cant crash, if the market is closed
>>566317547>oh no! the goyboxes went red! good
>>566317446for god's sake no, she is a sex goddess, she has a guts card, she is taut with controlled passion at all times, look at her unique skill animation>>566317517also no
>90 percent of the horses are brown>less than 10 percent of the umas are brownexplain this?i wonder what colour a horses skin is. if you shaved them would they be white or brown?
Thoughts?
>>566317794AWOOGA
>>566317836i don't like it
>>566317794Because they're supposed to be JapaneseBut we still need more brown queens
>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be releasedi should just kill myself
>>566317550This is less sexy than Biko?>>566317836Nice body, weird off-putting ear color, ugly glasses
We love yuri here
how can trainers control their erections around the cornucopia of thigh highs that is tracen?
>>566317883Yuri life is good.
>>566317836I'd lick until dehydration
A third brown uma pleasw cygames...
Gold City feet in my mouth
brown uma are for stinky people, like myself
>>566318109Before or after a race?
>>566318008Their trainees have a duty to milk them dry every morning as to not disturb public morals
>>566318008i ask myself that question often. the 2* uniform literally has stockings with a garter belt in it. every single one of those umas gets up in the morning and clips those on before going to school or whatever. its unbearably erotic...
hm
>>566317836Please refrain from posting such content with my Journey.
>>566317995>>566318030is it a gen z thing that everything has to be gay?
>>566317883>bijin>sweepy>inari>curreni be deadass rollin ong no cap frfr yeppers cutecurrenchan
>>566318176cuteki..
>>566318272they self-instert as one of the girls
Long races in career are funny because you either lose by a nose or win by distance and don't know if it was shitty rng or dumb luck on either scenario
Nice Nature tanlines
>that Groove and Finemo doujin update is finally out on panda
>>566318272you're talking to an erptroon, at least the second one is
CB propaganda
>>566318030>>566317883we being raided by /hbr/?
>>566318098Hishiama's wedding outfit is pure sexo... idk if I'm brave enough to pull her and mutate her to late though given how hyper focused is to be an end....
>>566318537more like /hrt/
https://jiggie.fun/3ksZVzhttps://jiggie.fun/3ksZVz
>>566318176CUTE!
>>566318516Why would a must pull character need propaganda?
boysex
>>566316282You're supposed to slurp every dip and never sell
>>566317272rice
>>566318728>must pullLmao gaslighters are getting more pathetic every day
>>566318728her design is kinda mid tho
45 minutes
>tfw missed 3 diamond shardsI FUCKING HATE MANT MY ACCOUNT IS BRICKED
>>566318845*360 noscopes you*
>>566318869Yes it exposes her midriff, that makes it especially good
>fast learner run is worse than my previous oneokay then
How many shards and books are we supposed to have by now?
>>566316546the real horses usually don't wear glasses either
>>566317836I’m more of Fenomeno man myself, but I understand the Journeybros
>>566318920until what?
Anyone can share the image with the meta support cards
>>566318281lucky ass
I demand more CB images
>20 years ago>picture of two girls kissing>"hell yeah only thing better than 1 girl? 2 girls am i right">caveman sfx>now>picture of two girls kissing>"nnnnnnggh i love being sapphic only girls experience true love men are so disgusting god i wish i was kissing girls haha umm keysmash time am i right fellow useless lesbians???"i know nobody here said this. but someone here is thinking it. i can feel you.
>>566319195blinkers are horseglasses
Tracen staff won’t tell you this, but it’s recommended you take a shower after cranking one out. Apparently, the umas can smell it and will get angry for some reason.
>>566319189I don't think I missed anything, although that's a strange number of books.
>>566312454for xitter any woman who doesn't have big tits is a loli.It's retarded, yes
>>566319215The natty GF redemption window closes for a year until her new year's alt releases
>>566318938Yeah i almost missed the golshi event shop until the last day. Feels so easy to get behind recently with how fast these events are cycling through.
NO ONE IS WATCHING THESE
>>566319386whos the slut with the drill hair
>>566319336yeah, lesbians are useless except as a fluffer for my pp
>>566319195Yeah?
>>566319336because those "people" used to be bullied and beat up
>>566319537Daiichi Ruby, an ojou-sama
>>566319487>the golshi event shopThe WHAT?
>>566319585ryan ass haircut ong
>>566319519I made most of these when the event started, so everyone's likely already seen them. Just roll her, it is obvious you want to.
>>566319487there was an event shop? why arent you guys saying anything
>>566319585Sir that's a cow
>>566319734no one is playing the game anymore, we are all crossdressing and masturbating to uma porn waiting for next stage
>>566318272Zoomers LOVE Yuri. But I do too.
>>566319317paizuri outfit
>>566319519I am.
>>566319203We love Meno too
>>566318272it's a raid, just 2 retards (one got kicked from IM/@/S for posting NTR btw
>>566319839diamondo is cuter than KSBdont @ me
>>566319924this is not nice
>>566318183Before, after, when she wants it I'm ready
>>566319924
>>566319924where are the Ryan or Fuku doujins?
>its a 'trainer stockpiled 4 speed bracelets and used them all on single kitasan rainbows for 22+23 speed per training during summer' episodewhy do they keep playing these on repeat?
>>566319992I'm @ing you so I can give you this nice gift, bwo.
>>566319924HOLY ZASED
>>566319924That might be a bit too lewd, Nonny...
>>566320106i mean+45 is pretty good gwo
Please stop being mean to your danchous
>>566319924please anon, I already masturbate 3 times last night, I even overslept because of it
>>566320247No
>>566320247no, danchou must commission uma porn from jap artists if he wants me to do my runs
what would you do in this situation?
This really is the only outfit that lets you appreciate their size.
>>566320243i told myself the same thing...
>>566320351piss and shit myself screaming
>>566319924Get your trainee off the bed and onto the track, they are missing out on training
Does anyone know when the next actually usable club point releases? I currently have Suzu and Sirius MLBThread is also uncharacteristically comfy for these hours, it's nice...
>>566320106what is the better option smart guy!!
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
>>566319845did you really bhave to admit to being a trooncord groomer
>>566320006Fat fuck
>>566320502Nevermind
>>566320576I want to groom you too, Nonny.~
>>566319924The ToS!
>>566320559chat is this real
>>566320725Chrono does >>566319924 to my cock and balls every night
I got 30 minutesI want Cheer NatureI want Mr. CBI'm 95 pulls into Nature's bannerI got 21.5k free caratsI got 38 card scout ticketsWhat do i do what do i doim not good at accepting opportunity costs on decisions
>>566319412C-can people smell itI hope not
>>566320880summon both
>>566320880Think about it for another 20 minutes. You shouldn't rush things like this
>>5663208807 and you use all your resources NOWanything else and you skip
>>566319487please say sike...
>>566320880You pull for neicha and roll for Cb when she reruns obviously. You're too deep in Neicha's banner to give up now
>>566320880Support cards will rerun. Neicha will not.
Races start in around 3 hoursGraded races start in around 9 hoursToday's graded races:G3 Epsom Cup (post time - 15:45 JST), 1800m Turf, 4YO and up onlyG2 Kyoto Shimbun Hai (post time - 15:30 JST), 2200m Turf, 3YO only, Trial for Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)Tomorrow's graded race:G1 NHK Mile Cup (post time - 15:40 JST), 1600m Turf, 3YO only
>>566320624Are all Gold City stans brown? I instinctively picture them as such
>>566320774grosslike I know you're ugly-as-fuck irl man, thats just gross
>>566321094G3 Epsom Cup (post time - 15:45 JST), 1800m Turf, 4YO and up only1. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove2.3. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week4. Sire side - Symboli Kris S5.6.7. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove8. Sire side - Grass Wonder9.10. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove11. Sire side - Symboli Kris S; Dam side - Special Week12. Sire side - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen; Dam side - Symboli Kris S13. Sire side - Eishin Flash; Dam side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe14. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side Symboli Kris S, Maruzensky15.16. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Rulership, Air Groove17. Dam side - Manhattan Cafe
>>566320880WHY ARE YOU WASTING CARATS ON CHEERLEADER ALTS
>>566320106Because the following episode is always>trainer holds the speed bracelets all summer waiting for the double rainbow that never comes
My debut was going so awful I was about to quit and then I get this.Guess I can't quit, maybe I can salvage this
>>566321060>>566321068uuuu shit maybe Cheer Neicha won't return but the good CB rerun wont be until late septemberi wish we had more selector tickets
Thanks anons it worked
>>566321212Do uou you look like this?
Sure, they can blatantly raid a general but if I call them the nword I get a 3day ban. Nice forum hiroshit.
>>566321305G2 Kyoto Shimbun Hai (post time - 15:30 JST), 2200m Turf, 3YO only, Trial for Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby)1.2. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O3.4. Sire side - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen; Dam side - Neo Universe5.6.7. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Manhattan Cafe8.9. Dam side - Fusaichi Pandora10. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week11. Dam side - Stay Gold12.13. Dam side - Jungle Pocket, Manhattan Cafe14. Sire side - Symboli Kris S15. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Chrono Genesis16. Sire side - Kiseki, Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Manhattan Cafe
>>566321427That is a rare Haru Urara you've just received. Treasure her
>>566321232You just can't resist talking to me, huh?
>>566321509No im a bald manlet
>>566321306Because it's Nice.. Nature...
ill just get spooked by kneesocks nature on some future banner. its fine.
>>566321662Finally, some culture in this thread. You are all such retarded niggers faggots.
>>566321662
>>566321532G1 NHK Mile Cup (post time - 15:40 JST), 1600m Turf, 3YO only1. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki2.3. Sire side - Satono Diamond4. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week5. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Fuji Kiseki6.7.8. Sire side - Satono Diamond; Dam side - Admire Vega9.10.11.12. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Orfevre, Stay Gold13. Sire side - Manhattan Cafe; Dam side - Mayano Top Gun14.15. Dam side - Jungle Pocket16.17. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week18. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki
>>566321662NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
Just don't me a discord tranny raiding generals to post either yurishit or blackedshit.I know who you are.Also it's pretty obvious that you've been falseflagging as the Top Road poster since a few days ago.
>>566321609https://poal.me/mq4zzmhttps://poal.me/mq4zzmhttps://poal.me/mq4zzm
>maru's ssr speed need lb1 minimum, lb3 optional but enough>palmer ssr stam give ttl and is fine at lb0>bourbon's ssr wit gives gold gw and is fine at lb0Wait so Front goes from the most whale style into the most f2p friendly during this year?
>>566321752special cutie
>>566321662save me jannies!
>>566320880I think you should be rolling until you get them
i started this career at 4 pm, it is now 4:45
>>566321989i never got her event chain to finish
>>566321787I did fuck 'em
>>566321913whys flower have no tits?
>>566321916Human is a good one, I haven't thought of that
>>566321520it is how it is
>>566321212>insert that greentext of being Kitasan’s older brother and fucking her here
>It's another episode of 200pulls for a dyke that is allergic to cock
>>566322227because she's at breedable age
>Find in page: [Deleted] 1/3
>>566321924yea bourbon at 0lb is definitely enough
>>566321129
>>566322427sexo
>>566322338That pic is actually cute though.
>>566322478this frame makes her look fat
>>566322469Wait a minute.
>>566322338are you that guy that is still seething about not getting a divegrass team or a new shitposter?
>>566322469>That pic is actually cute though.basedpornGODS dabbing on the jannoid
>>566322478I take that as a yes
oppa spechud styleop op op
>>566320880What happened to this orange retard?
What even is happening
>>566322576you asked for it
Why is she like this?
>>564318757 An update for youPower Grade is retiring after her 9YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 54 starts, she has won 44 times, including 31 G1s, 9 G2s and 3 G3s. Her final placement stat is 44-7-3-0. During her career she received the following awards: 1994,1995,1996 Best Sprinter Filly or Mare (US), 1996 Best 4YO or older Mare (US)
>>566322873navelingus with shichi's tummy
>>566320880>>566321024>>566321035>>566321060>>566321068>>566321306>>566321989>>566322758Uh... you guys...ALWAYS FUCKING GAMBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566317794their skin is generally dark unless their coat is white, but horses with patterns have splotchy multicolor vitiligo skin
>>566322873i look like this
>>566322968nyagger.
>>566322968Naisu. Now explode.
>>566322873A delicacy
>>566323026Can confirm as I have sex with this Anon every day.
>>566322968Congrats :DDDDDD
>>566322910>Merican horsesI DEMAND MY GERMAN RUMPEL NOW!
>>566322968SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
i hate ERPfaggots so much bros
>>566312312Machitan is so adoreable. I wish I had neicha wit and late surger parents so I could make her an ace.
here's your WEI sir
>>566322968>https://poal.me/mq4zzmGood for you
>>566323253Me too, gwo... *chu*
>>566323293>PAR-TAY!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bnhv_3RPYo
>>564319886An update for youMuscle Hustle is retiring after his 7YO season and will now stand stud. In 35 starts, he has won 14 times, including 9 G1s, 3 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 14-6-3-12. During his career he received the following award: 1993 Best 3YO Colt (EU)>>566323162Rumpel has retired already, remember?
>>566323293WAHEEEEY
It's too late. She's mine now.
>>566323253just report and move on
i will never financially recover
>>566323472She belongs to the track
>>566323293>Palmster
best uma to teach how to masturbate?
>>566323361Ugly trash boy
did a cheeky final roll hoping for sex neicha, instead kings. Crime she isn't cheerleader too. Is her alt at least better than og?
>>566322910>won 44 times, 31 G1sjesus mary and joseph she was a power house, may she have a comfy retirement
will she get me to group A with this low wit and non existant midrace?
>>566323540this shit is rigged
>>566323380>Rumpel has retired alreadyIN ANOTHER GAME!! New game, new universe, NEW RUMPEL!
>>566323361
>>566323684She is a cheerleader though what do you think ouendan is
>>566323423desu seeing her native NSM increased my motivation to pull her because i could use her more competitively I was already slating Cheer Kingu for the next CMThis is gonna be great
>>566323768obviously i mean necihas outfit but green, dont be pedantic
>>566323705You forgot your NSM
Cygames should just announce that this game is not for men unless you have agp
>>566323453Cute shakur
>>566323728Sure, you want anything specific? sire? dam? racing in EU? US? Japan(this one might be hard due to the amount of historic horses)?
>>566323887RAID RAID RAID RAIDuhh sorry I meant RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>566323708kawakami has forsaken us
>fast learner >med s >A+ rank I fucking LOVE this game
>>566323540Same, but with 2nd.
>>566324049I randomly sprung this onto you, so do whatever you feel is best, no idea how developed EU/US even is in the game considering the Jap focus.Hell, make it close-ish to the PS3 OG I suppose, see how he'd fare in this universe, or something.You do you.
7 and something amazing happens
>>566323918True. Just like how mahjong will never be straight again due the Saki.
>>566323757Stego wife
>>5663242637 and I breed you
*burns 3 clocks on hanshin juvenile fillies for no reason*
>>566324350That's too much. I think.
>>5663243897 and I rape you
>>566324403since when was vodka a zoombini
I'm trying to do well this CM, thought I'd give a couple room matches a shot and see how I'd done. I'm getting fucking DUMPSTERED. What the hell else do I have to do?
>>566324350>Her tits have the texture of a thumbprint
>>566322427Making fillies with fillies...
>>566324253>Trainer's POV>seeing Flash hug someone elseDid a Teiobwo drew this NTR fantasy
>>566324350SEX
>>566324541pay
The next person who rolls a 7 will get a really annoying chronic illness avery soon. It is the will of Shiraoki-sama.
>>566324429HJF is not worth three clocks.>>566324541Train better umas
When the FUCK is this godawful Goldship song going to stop automatically playing in the fucking lobby
>>566324731Every time it’s on, it’s always one of my fellow club members requesting it those bastards
>>566324731NEVER
>>566324693I already have a chronic cough
>>566314519I've started saying "I feel so fucking normal. I hope we can depopulate the entire southern hemisphere soon." a lot lately.Whoever added that to the poll, thanks. I've gotten tons of laughs off that one.
>>5663246934 and it happens to you instead
>>566324693The hentaivirus, possibly? I will give to you if it get it, just to share
>>566324835You're a fool for betting against Goldship.
here's transcend eating a carrot
>>566324693i have arthritis and high blood pressure, so honestly i cant get much worse at the moment
>>566324835hmmm.... nyoi will continue to train dogshit late surgers with unusable uniques and then cry about it
We should eat Biwa
>>566324350I NEED UMAMILK
>>566324731it's her game so of course her song should be playing
>>566324868You would've gotten another one on top of it then. But it's alright, another Anon sacrificed himself. This means fruit will grow really big this year. Thank you, Anon.
>>566324915I'm not sure multiple organ failure qualifies as an annoying chronic illness though.
>>566319449what about oppai lolis?
>>566322427naizuri...
>>566324835i'd rather shoot my balls than train a fr*nt
>>566325181Is Marvelous a loli?
>>566319449>>566325181For xitter everything anime is a loli. Even Maruzensky.
>>566325042
>>566324253>>566324985My bro...>>566324993>Fatty oguri posterHuh
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
>>566325286yes
>>566325312They're genetically modifying umas to produce chocolate milk now, that's nuts
>>566325286She's an oppai-loliYou can't ommit the 'oppai' part or it gets confusing. But if we wanna be real purists and high level lolicons. Nishino Flower is the only actual loli because she's actually elementary school age
>>566325312Didn't expect Taiki's to be chocolate flavored, but I'll take 10 tons of both. Secret #4: Uma milk lasts forever.
>>566325286of the "oppai" subcategory
>>566324253>make it close-ish to the PS3 OG I supposeThat should be relatively easy. The OG had Air Groove as his mom and a foreign miler stallion as a sire, I have access to both. I doubt the game will generate a front-runner like the OG was, but everything else shouldn't be too hard. The only major change I will make is racing him in the EU instead of Japan, maybe even win some German G1s there
>>566325321>Fattyim of an average weight... just got fucked over hard by genetics
Uma for this feel?
>>566325626>uma for this feel >which uma would rape me >which uma for meSTOP IT NONE OF THEMLET THEM RACE THEY ARE NOT ONAHOLES
>>566325487Are you telling me there's no uma cheese
>>566325312>>566325487Who are the top five uma cows?
>>566325626your mother
>sloptubers: ummmmmm this is le backline focused CM da :))) ummm build le midgames to redshit gwooo!!! uuhhh doesn't matter that redshit is 5th place and below uuhh backliners can hit it too zlo!!! JUST build tons of midrace!!! like uhhh straights... corners... uuhh straights uuhh corners uuhh yea these are the skills you usually get for the past 12 CMs but TRUST ME HRO this time it will be DIFFERENT!!! :)))) ummmmmmm uuuhhhhhh what do mean just run frontliners to hit <5 instead uhhh ummm OH le long final splurt kwochacho! yea uhhh backliners can le catch upjro! oh uh fronts naaah don't worry about le fronts uwo just run backliners :)))) le oshi cm qlo just run the backliner you like :))) yea fronts are le dead this cm uuuhhh BACKLINER GWOIJE!!!!!!!!>lobbies:
>>566325616Can't wait to roll for Sweepy.
>>566325626i would never hit a loving uma, im not a nigger
Is Sweepy smart enough to use pal cards or will she get confused and stuck in a confirmation loop like the MANT shop?
>>566325748Super CreekDaiwa ScarletMeisho DotoMaruzenskyMarvelous Sunday
>>566325748
>>566325626Mayano Top Gun.
>>566325852you clearly don't know what women really want sir.This is their porn. Imagine all the slight ryona porn Dober, Kiseki and Digitan have in their driveshttps://files.catbox.moe/f6vd4o.png
>>566325614>Fucked by the genetics lotteryOof... that's why you don't play rigged games>>566325626What a wonderful shit show that thing was>>566325590>The OG had Air Groove as his momI'm okay with this.>a front-runner like the OGNew Universe, New Me!>maybe even win some German G1s thereFinally, the boy is coming home...
>>566325826I've lost to plenty of backliners in lobbies. Yours are just weak.
>>566325309Indeed.
>>566325826umm gwoseph? sister? your Gold Ship? it sounds like you aren't doing it right
>>566326042excuse me sir, this is an uma thread not 3dpd
>>566325826its true i just watched vf and this is what he said
This is your second reminder that Mother's Day is this Sunday (in some places).
http://poal.me/n3n1hqhttp://poal.me/n3n1hqhttp://poal.me/n3n1hq
>>566326252i made sure to take my mom out yesterdayshe just had a stroke so i dont know how much longer she'll have
>>566326252oh shit I forgot I need to buy flowers and a card for my grandmother
>>566325852Umas enjoy a little slapping every now and then
Taurus 2 Test room857621678576216785762167
>>566326263olive skinnedsee el condor pasa
>>566326214umas watch porn, that's where they get ideas of how to rape their torenas
https://poal.me/jc5zdkhttps://poal.me/jc5zdkhttps://poal.me/jc5zdk
>>566325826/uma/ does it every single cm>gwo you need moving past and beyond and pump on your end closer >actual rooms
>>566326432still got a slot for 1 more person pls join
>>566326570But McQueen wasn't raping her trainer in that image.
>>566326429There should be a poal like website we can just drop hand photos but no one can download, and they all disappear 24 hours after the room is opened
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>566326689this. degen negroes need not apply to /our/ hobby
sex
>>566325626Top Cun sucks you off under the desk
>>566326323sorry to hear that bro, hopefully she's better
>>566326732>we can just drop hand photos but no one can downloadthat's not how a website works
>>566326689so you mean there are no men in the umaverse? must be nice...
>>566326689Doujinshi exist, Comiket(umaket) exist.There is porn, the good kind. Made by autistic otakus in their rooms with a pen and paper
>>566326432Round 2645231646452316464523164
>>566326315What is wrong with this thing
>>566326802proof?
>>566326732you just want to jerk it to that anon's hand dont you
>>566326323Sorry to hear to that happened. My dad had something similar like that a while ago. He's up there in age now and I'm afraid of when he'll stop answering the phone. I hope you can spend a lot of time with her before you have to say goodbye.
I need new names for horses, I have used up all the ones anons posted before
>>566327003How about White Devil on a non white/gray horse
>>566326689explain digitan
So if my oshi isn't a front I'm just fucked then, huh?
>>566326689There wouldn't be blacks in Umamerica if that were the case
>>566326680Both of my plats and one of my two Group B golds are from backliners. The only reason I even train fronts is because Maruzensky is my umawife and she will get to perform Ms. Victoria. Stop gaslighting the newcuties.
>>566326859Well, it *is* a Yuri game.
As an English major, I can confirm that the utterance "Wahey" is composed of two syllables (wɑ-'heJ).
Stego cute.Glad Sattsun didn't get Dicta or Almond Eye like she auditioned for, and got Stego instead. She's way too good as Stego. Also Silver collector as always.
>>566326925
>>566326323>spoilerNasty stuff. My grandmother suffered one and she passed away. Rest in peace grandma.
>>566327113We haven't seen a black ningen in Uma so far, haven't we? Umas don't count
>>566326689Explain Curren
>>566326872Talking about Doujinshi and Comiket, last night I randomly learnt that Osaka KemoKet is a fucking thing.Why am I pointing this out? Thought it's an intredasting fun fact.
>>566327003i havnt tried this game since 7is it still fucking giga autistic and barely understandable or have they modernized it
>>566327110it really only matters at the highest level, it's like fighting games where you can get away with maining a low tier at most levels
>>566325962>There is like 5-6 new umas on this list>The rest is a bunch of old umasMan, old umas are STRONG.
>>566326732I'm not on Snapchat and no amount of gaslighting will get me sign up.
>>566326889Round 3 Final round260194862601948626019486
>>566326837Surely that's possibleI'm a zoomer btw if that matters
I'm leaving for work you guys are retarded see you fags later.
>>566327003Name Sameski 96 French Hater.
>>566327187needs to be some fan art of this
>>566327170damn, bro. You're mad, are you one of those fags that call Umas their ''daugher'' and hate any ecchi art of them?>>566327292wait until you find about futaket>>566327435wao
>>566327435
>>566327435You can post this
>>566327003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPgK2CB4cqcthis but mayano top gun, sweep tosho and nishino flower
>>566325962Gentil is smaller than I thought. I like flatties now.
>>566327243your fellow trainer friend is brown
>>566327390is this feddy
>>566327435>is that....IS THAT A HECKIN' MINGE ON MY BLUE BOARD?NOOOOMY POOR INNOCENT EYESTHE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
>>566327110You get two other umas, go ahead and play her.
>>566327475>wait until you find about futaketNot my kinda shit, pretty fucking cringe actually, but It's neat, I suppose...Except if it's westoid trash, then it's cringe no matter what.
>>566327383thank you everyone for joining
>>566323684No one answered me - is cheer captain kingu better than og?
>>566327728Thanks for hosting bwo
>>566327728Thanks for the rooms bwo
>>566327550Damn, top gun is titmogging them hardi bet they both went home looked at their chests in a mirror and cried
>>566327745very good parent for sprints and miles
reminder that mejiro dober is a cuckquean, a ntr fan, all the other mejiros take turns with her trainer while she watches. and now she's coping by drawing ntr of other uma's trainers.https://files.catbox.moe/0vcifv.mp4
>>566327745Depends on the track.
>>566327745Yeah. Base king is very very bad. Cheer king has a good unique inherit and better potential skills.
>>566327728>SS>SS+>UGWhat am I doing wrong? I was ecstatic to get an SS
>>566326689It's almost impossible for porn of umas not to happen. Just like how the idol industry turns every failure into JAV actresses, then, all of the umas or mobumas that failed to be successful despite entering Tracen will eventually turn to JAVs, and because the demand for it is high.
>oohhhh you're fujin's trainer, so your her boytoy huhWho the fuck starts a conversation like that and why are you all fine with this implication?Human rights?
>>566327805Top gun isn't a juvenille filly. Can't compare the 2 groups.
>>566327916>What am I doing wrong?youre f2p
>>566325626Me.
>>566327725so far I have never seen a gaijin taking a table in any convention, there's also gore cons, conventions for 80s shoujo manga, it's pretty neat that basically any theme has a convention at some point in Japan
>>566327937>Human rights?LolLmao
>>566327916you need a fuckton of skillpoints for high ranksfast learner also helps because you can just straight up get more skills
>>566327897That puppet will never not be adorable.
>>566328024There was someone on /a/ who had a kit for wonfes, although he may have had an eleven running the table for him.
>>566327916run more racesget lucky
How many anime McQueen star pieces do you guys have? I think there was some career race star piece reward event that I missed months ago but I'm not entirely sure and these things are hard to track.
>>566328024wheres the loli-con?
>>566326263Followuphttps://poal.me/dvhvu2https://poal.me/dvhvu2https://poal.me/dvhvu2
>>566327916>good parents that will give you lots of skills/hints>fast learner>really good summersThat's about it
>>566327934nah, that's too dark for me. Also Idol industry isn't the same as Umamusume racing industry, No matter how much producers you fuck if you can't run for shit you wont run, and not being at Tracen isn't that bad, there's are other leagues and schools like kasamatsu.I prefeer if porn stays on doujinshi and anime
the poals are the only good thing about this general
>>566327937you really have to wonder if umas have a chokehold on the goverment
53186592531865925318659253186592cm14 room
>>566327934>and because the demand for it is high.Whose demand? We're all getting raped anon
>>566327096>>566327430sure>>566327523best I can do is アルルルルル (Arururururu) or something like that, Japs don't do single Rs
woah!mayabooby!
>>566327181
>>566328131193
>>566328423holy cowtitsshes stacked
>>566328359>cm14 roomDo you people already have aces ready for the next CM?
>>566328359bro i don't even have all my cm13 aces yet
>>566328359>filledwhat the FUCK
>>566326659Anyone who voted more than the average (4 inches) is required to post proof
>>566328423
>>566328268Umamusume racing industry is literally idol industry. Not only they're trained to run, they're also trained to be perfect at singing, and dancing for the eventual lives after races. They're still required to practice dancing and singing even as background. >>566328394From all the uma fans of course. Umas are still the minority in uma world afterall.
>>566327937She's cute so I'm fine with the implication
This game has so many wedding alts huh
Fujin molested me
>>566328486nyes, i got really lucky with a ryan run earlier and i wanted to see how she did in a room
>>566328653Child brides
>>566328653wedding amazon sex goes crazy
>>566328549You lose cm13 lobbies so I don't think it's wise to work on cm14 for you.
>>566328653>4 loli's wtf why do they want to get married so badly
>>566328653That hishi amazon wedding dress is fucking sex
>>566328653only 3 of these are cute. If you know you know
>>566328653The funny part about these is that they're all for photoshoots and all the events regareding them are literally just about photoshoots
>>566327916Race more, don't race a g2/3 when you have a really good training show up, buy every Hammer that you can, by every stat book you can. Once you have mood control / heals, just keep racing until you hit zero energy or get a debuff, then heal and rest and then do it again. If it's your first race in a row, you can do it on zero energy with only like a 10% chance of a negative outcome. You can delay your energy cycle by a turn several times in a career and translate into one or two more trainings/races instead of rests.
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>>566328751Four?
>>566328653why is currens a goth bride?
>>566328829Lmao.
>>566328715Have you filed a complaint to Tracen HR?
I havent worked in aces for more than 2 CMs, I gave up with this cyjews scam p2w roulette simulator.I'll just do some runs for fun and read everything >>566328591It's not literally idol industry because it requires for them to be good at racing. No matter how much someone is shilled by her "producer" (which btw legally has to be a traineer) if she doesn't meet the racing requirements she won't do any better than local racing. So there's really no way for a shady man to promise "making it big">>566328653stop noticing
>>566327916pay
>>566328718>my girls are 1st and 3rdDORM LEADER SUPREMACY!!!!
>>566328653The bride event happens every year, the same as a bunch of other events like valentines, etc.Now that I think about it june is soon do new bride alts will release
>>566328902>>565959309
>>566328653OFFICIAL DISCORD SERVER GET DOWN
>>566329123Never send Nishino anywhere near India for a race.
>>566328584http://poal.me/n3n1hq
>>566329123why cant we have this...
>>566327897Fuji SEX>>566328024>there's also gore consLeave it to the japs to be (mostly) without restrictions to what you can make a convention about and what not. This one specifically is truly disgusting in my book, but power to them if they can get away with it while making cash, at least it isn't actual snuff.>any theme has a convention at some point in JapanHuge props to them for it, goes to show how far Otakus would take their craft, compared to modern day Nerds in the west.>>566328415Good enough.
Why is /uma/ so horny today
>>566328145Any who says anything other than yes is lying. It's how human anatomy works. Even the palest guy ever will have a less pale dick.
>>566329101Yeah, photoshoots, hehehe...
>>566328584The average is actually between five and ...Never mind, I see what you did there
>>566329328You can't show this much skin on a blue board, silly homs.
>>566329330>>566329404
>>566329404>today
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>>566328415Hmm
>>566329720>>566329720>>566329720
>>566329330I need Nishino...
>>566319660is she a loli or a midget?
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>>566327934This is so true.Another thing to consider is there's probably lots of underground racing circuits. Of course there's the official central and national leagues, but just like street races exist, you bet your ass there's urban races with little to no rules, parkour shortcuts included that no human could do but umamusume have the speed and power to make the jumps, blowing through intersections jumping over cars and people, tracked by GPS tags and followed by drone cameras. I'd love to see an original umamusume story about a reverse oguri. A big city kid whose been dreaming of the twinkle series her whole life but just doesn't have what it takes for the turf, but her maneuverability is top notch, and gets scouted by the seedy underground guy to participate in competitions that lean more into her evading and acrobatic skills.
>>566331336that's completely beyond the scope of reality, though. i don't know if anyone's ready for a wholesale work of fiction. but change the street racing idea to steeplechase, and you've got oju chosan.
umafuck umafuckkimi no aiba ga
