Previous: >>566350953>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Bamboo Memory (Guts), SSR Seeking the Pearl (Speed), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion(3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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>>566367092Running to recruit her Trainer-husband
>In a Mr. CB event she looks with her eyes downward at you piss drunk on the sidewalk floor
here we go again
lul some umas are available for Dead as Disco (arkham combat set to music)
>>566367179>MLB Turboderanged
GET FUCKED
/umajp/ didn't answer me (it's been 10 minutes) so now I hate them>>566366663does anyone have an answer to this
Morning Magic Grand Daughter of Agnes Tachyon wins the last allowance race in Tokyo
>>566367092No one runs like this
Finally found a decent enough Pasa for Fronts.
Fat fuck
>>566367278In terms of their potential as an ace, each of them pretty much powercreeps the previous kitasan
kita is a ss tier hoe
>angling, red shift and medium s on classic inspirationYes, this run is gonna be ass
>>566367278Kita negro = longsKita blanco = meds
>>566364259>>566364378I actually only realized this few days ago. I had trillion maru parent runs and she kept rolling front runner sparks, sometimes 5 runs in row. Then I hit that med 2*, with a sta 3* to boot! Wow, how amazing! Then I got to to thinking. Why the fuck am I rejoicing about few points of sta? None of the horses she'll be parent for will have any stamina problems, and I'm not even using stamina cards. That maru parent had kinda shit whites...WTF BLUE SPARKS ARE USELESS
>>566367275MAYACHI!
>>566367303Bro your seiun/maru grand parent?Other than that it's fine
>>566367443CUTE AND ROUND
yum
>>566367278
>>566367024oguri discovering sex will turn her into the hungriest succubus putting even suzuka and all the mares into shame
All races for today are done, thanks for the keiba anons and anons for watching them, pretty chill day but the G2 was intense, if the horse(s) you supported won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterNHK Mile Cup tomorrow, I hope I can see you all here for it
>>566367443Falco mating press
Morning Yuros. Don't forget to do your transfer requests.
>>566367427I'd never accept 1 star blue2 is the minimum I'm putting up with
>>566367589This is true
>>566367339>>566367373blanco DOES look better for meds, also has better growths to accomodate for it...what about anime kitashe has long skills but...guts growthmaybe a sprint one if anything lol
Bereshit is fucking inDAHBY
>>566367443I love chibi serious faces
>>566367614I'm glad that Japan makes Sunday race day instead of fuckin Tuesday or Thursday like some countries
>>566367704Likewise.
>>566367659Thank you for reminding me, friend!
>>566367693Let’s fucking goooo this dahby is gonna be so fun
>Clear my day for a goon session >Load a drawing of Teio>Cum bucketsThere go my plans for the rest of the day.
>>566367449My Seiun parent has 3* Angling so I buy Angling instantly to save clocks so I don't need a Seiun grandparent.The Pasa isn't perfect desu but it's a good enough Parent for me to borrow till I find something better
>>566367589That genuinely sounds in character for her. Especially once she retires from racing and starts having other things on her mind besides running and eating.
>>566367693The real Bereshit will win the derby
>>566367689Anime Kita has a unique that triggers twice and lets her secrue the lead, a finishing speed skill to close it out and an accel as golds (both long exclusive) She's giga powercrept and long focused. I did forget that blanco is the medium focused one, the other anon is right
Uh so if future scenarios aren't focused on racing how are we going to get lots of skill hints?
>>566367689guts growth is fine in JP because of diminishing returns for stats and the importance of skills
>>566367914From card hints. Future cards will be powercrept with hint levels hint frequency and sp bonus to make up for the lack of racing. Some of the newest JP cards even have hint quantity as a stat ie one training gives 2 hints
Zelarinth is having a melty about Trackblazer on stream uh oh...
>>566367914Cards become much better, and since every scenario increases the average rank of your umas, your parents will give more and more skill hints.
>>566368006It's funny that they pulled another SiL situation with power Tama/Finemo where they powercrept a generalist card four months laterHint quantity just breaks everything but it's the only ceiling they hadn't broken
>>566367163Pathetic.
>>566368110Not even just that, the neo uni str card ended up being the better one to use for the medium cms and that was basically fresh off the finemo banner still so not everyone ended up rolling for it but needed it
>>566368071>whale sloptuber can't get UG umas
>>566368110>>566368228playing this game without foresight sounds like such cock and ball torture.... and not the good kind
>>566368006That's sketchy as fuck, gametora says it only goes up to 100% and we have about 40% right now and it's still not that good
>>566368238Nyooo his plat
I don't play front runnerDo ooniges also have that mechanic that front runners have where multiple fronts in the race help you keep a lead and gain distance over the backline or does the runaway skill itself and the front runners being behind you account for that?Basically would running 1 runaway and like 2 end closers or something be sacrificing the runaway (if there are no other front runners) or does she actually stand a chance of winning?Asking since Palmer is coming out soon and I like her but unsure exactly what to do with her CM wise once we get into GL
>>566368097I don't wanna go do parent grinding...
>>566368315If you liked her you'd run her regardless of whether she's meta.
>>566368175drinking ace's drunk piss
>>566368390Well yeah I plan on it but I'm think far far into the future where I have multiple long distance umas I like and what the best team comp with them would be.
>>566368294What do you mean by sketchy
>>566368071>"I regret pulling on Mr. C.B. End closers are trash and always will be."This guy's mad that he got 1LB in 120 and he spends lmao. This is great content that I need to rewatch.
>>566367881>>566367960gotcha thanks!!
>>566367242its good FR skill hints at lv 3. EL FP LP are great every build. CS is great if running triple fronts. TOS is the only disappointing outcome.Her side chain can give early lead hints too. Her main chain may be RNG but if it hits you've aquired a stronger start than every other Bourbon.
>>566368498He's just a guy from the south that likes anime and plays all the gachas
>>566368559The main chain being able to fail (and having an off meta SSR MLBed) is what I think is crazy. I know the card isn't unusable or even bad
>>566368703I undress like this
I shan't play MANT
>>566368787shman't
Didn't askAlso, I just ate 5 chocolate peanut butter cupcakes
>>566368660I got 2 in my starting roll last July and a spook sometime in Unity. I really like turbo so when she came back I threw another 10roll and got a 4th copy instantly, so I decided to push for the 5th and went all the way to pity without getting much else to show for it :(. Still have 63k carats. I'm sure my uma life will work out just fine
>>566368849giwtwm, just brushed my teeth so I will indulge in fattening in a few hours
>>566368849I thought you were gonna share those with me...
>>566368849mirako is just sedentary, not a fatass
>>566368498>End closers are trash and always will beIs this true anontachis?
>>566368836>>566368787MAN'T
>>566368474I mean it doesn't sound like it's actually going to be that much of an increase. 100% doesn't mean every turn is a hint, right? Just 2x the normal rate, which is already low.
>>566368764Bra or panty last?
>>566368315ooniges will fight for lead like vanilla front but they have bigger maximum lead before they go into chill modepalmer will like having front buddy since she comes with gold Playtime's over
>>566368849fat fuck
>>566368849fucking fatass I just ate a cinnamon roll
>>566368970In isolation maybe, but if every card in your deck has a 100% increase in hint frequency then it really adds up. You can look up some modern JP gameplay and see how often people are getting hints.
>>566368849But did you drink the juice?
>>566368849I just had 4 butter croissants with chocolate milk.
Digitan LOVE
>>566369121That's twice as many as I usually eat for breakfast holy shit
>>566369012but 2 bigniges kill eachother no? So you want 1 runaway + 1 front, yes?
>>566369110>eating the cupcake firstHorrible decision McQueen
>>566369012If you have two runaways they will run out of stamina
>>566369159>>566369167This is a myth.
Last Thread
>>566368992panties, obviously
>>566369245>danchou gamenyo...
What about... a Gemini II Cup Gold Ship... with Daring Strike, her normal ult, Straightaway Spurt, and Budding Blossom..
>>566369245RIP
>>566369245
>accidentally used hammer on a g2
>>566369391Now this is my type of sex.
>>566368071
>First rest is sleep deprivedyou have no idea how demoralizing this issome days I'll just quit and not play until tomorrow
>get med S>Keekukah Sho>400 stam>totally doable as late>rival is Spe without any gold heal>lose>TWICE>AGAINST NPC RUDOLF WITH BOFA FOR SOME REASONI FUCKING HATE THIS GAME
>>566369564400 stam at KKK sho is a gamble I try for 450-500 or a white heal if I've got one on discount
>>566369542I'm retarded. Isn't it fine if it happens early in the run, so you don't lose much time and can just start another one? Or are you out of TP or had great RNG with something else?
>>566369218>Mythdefinitely not. They spot struggle extremely hard compared to normal niges and if they get rushed they die even harder. Last CM where people ran suzuka every lobby with an even number of suzukas usually result in no suzuka wins because they fucking diewhat I do want to know is if future staminabloat can entirely negate big niges dying when they spot struggle
>>566369697I think you have the wrong house.
>>566369693>so you don't lose much time and can just start another one?I rely on borrows for ults from umas I don't have.
>>566369701I love that some niges have in-built heals for this purpose therefore rendering their only real weakness void
Is Mile F enough for a Pre-OP mile race? Please respond
>>566369865lol no
>>566369760being given an option IS certainly nice, but you are still spending your SP to cover for your weakness>>566369865-80% penaltyNyo, unless you have like 1k speed
>>566369918>>566369920Sonna...
Bright bros do both of my parents need to be Mejiros for this or just one
>>566368945Wrong, she one of the four gourmand Kings
>>566369865no, lmao
>>566370040What did Donna mean by this
>>566370107
>>566370024I would've said both but Bright's dam wasn't a Mejiro, it's Dober with the dual Mejiros, so dunno
>https://jiggie.fun/umajig5092026>https://jiggie.fun/umajig5092026>https://jiggie.fun/umajig5092026ongoing jiggie
Who buys this
I only have enough skill point for one of theseEscape Artist, Radiant Star, All I've gotThat or double circling both standard distance and front savvyWhat's the better option?
>>566370245digitan
>>566370272all ive got sucks for fronts and radiant star is a gamble. get escape artist
>>566370272I like gambling with Radiant Star
this or osaka hai?
>>566370245Her>>566370295Same braincell
>>566370272Escape artist and it isn't even close
>>566370272Seiun? you need every mid-race skill you can get
>>566370342>>566370378>>566370406I though all I've got was better by the descriptionThe last skill is gw and somehow had just enough points for glittering star.>>566370435NopeMy best run even after being cursed by bad luck during the last year so I'll keep her and hope for the best.
>>566370382nobody dances like this
>>566370379when will you learn
>>566370515All I've got sounds good, but it isn't what fronts want. It doesn't activate as #1, and doesn't help you secure #1.That bobo looks fine if that's your best. since you're likely not a sweaty whale. Ship it
>>566370379bed breaking career destroying impregnation sex since it's digitan
>>566370379Digimanko
do I really need an account to look up parents on uma.moe now?
just spent a clock at an OP race
>>566370753no?
>look at suzuka CM>my orange has no mid-race whatsoever>won anywayit was a simpler time
>>566370753What's wrong with chronogenesis?
>>566370915>DebufferYou didn't win.
Idk if the Sirius card is worth using over another Wit card unless I'm building this deck wrong?
>>566370915You're lucky that the other one was either not a bignig or whiffed the groundwork
>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be releasedi should just kill myself
>>566371041I mean what distance are you trying to run? If you're making a bobo for cm I'd recommend another wit card instead and borrowing a creek
Can someone post the list of /uma/ clubs?
>>566371041I'd use SR Tachyon over Sirius
>Rest early june>Night Owldo I just kill myself or what
>Please spend 300$ so you can read all about my marriage to my lovely fiancee Air Shakur>I love her so much and we scissor more than the handicraft club does
>>566371041How the fuck do you have MLB Kita and Nishino but still have to use a not even MLB Sirius
>>566370382I remember I made this vid of Digitan dancing like 4 months ago when she first released, is still being used today heh
>>566371041Sirius is only worth for parents to farm Risky Business hints
>>566371078he was gaslit by /uma/
>>566371306Actually, I invented that meme.
Good morning bros
>>566371306>>566371445Thanks bro I love her stupid dance
>>566371447Good morning Pearl anon!>>566371201there's a list in the OP
why did i lose 3 clocks on satsuki sho with these stats as an end?too little power?i bought corner adept and red shift too
>>566371447Good morning, Pearl Anon. Have a chill weekend.
What are the best /uma/ club prospects this month so far?Any thoughts from the scouts?
>>566371362>live reaction of me being flabbergasted by his buildlol
>>566371305Buy spending points on other shit before the card came out.>>566371120>>566371207>>566371324Guess I'll just run other SR Wit cards for now then.
>It's another episode of 200pulls for a dyke that is allergic to cock
>>564068247here you goi need to start finishing these up
>>566371610These are great.... is there an Eishin Flash one? I lost the link to the mega....
>>566371362>>566371597staminaGOD>will die regardless to another oonige
>>566368953>can't catch up to front runners in short races because the late-race is too short>can't catch up to front runners in long races because front runners create a lead too big during mid-raceIs end closer the most cucked style?
>>566371572Because the game wanted to burn your clocks
>>566371519>>566371575Good morning and thank you!
>>566371610Thanks bro!
>>566371572blocked, simple as. Sometimes it just happensso yeah it's a power issue>>566371597what the fuck he didn't even take bignigdid this nigga seriously thought it comes with the uma
>>566371647 (me)nevermind, it's not even a runaway>>566371653can't even read Japanese but I can tell what the purple letters are
>time to make dober ace>oh shit all my late parents have dober in the legacy
Any late surgers viable this cm? Feels like they're the weakest option but I really really REALLY want to train Grass wonder OG, no debuffers for this cm
>>566371653>can't catch up>NSM into Pump into MPB into red shift into barcapulse
>>566371608The only way Helios is getting in Ruby's pants is if I get in Ruby's pants and invite Helios to play too. I will breed the ojou san and then I WILL breed the sun.
>>566371572>as an endThere is your answer
>>566371610looks like a hooker
>>566371653>end has some of the strongest umas and cards, including orfevre, considered by many jps to be the single strongest uma in the game right now>she still gets mogged by fronts released 2 years ago and chrono grannyLmao yes
>>566371572I find the only way to avoid clock burning in first year is having perfectly balanced statsYou can have 350/350/350/350/350 and be less likely to burn clocks than if you have 400/400/400/200/400 even if its a race that doesnt need guts at all
>>566371742https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategyLate is the most popular strategy
>>566371742Agnes Digital should be good.
>>566371742They're not that bad you can win with themPacecucks have it worse
>>566371742lates are always viable if you can gamble hard enough
How do I get distance S? I'm running 16 distance sparks with mant parents. It never procs? What the fuck?
Uma&Co is looking for ONE (1) member to join a comfy A+ clubWe have an active chat and friendly players sending urara stickers in chat.Drop your id or apply with /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
I had a dream where shakur went to a fortuneteller and the fortune teller told her that her true love first letters were "Me" .Fine had a melty because the only uma Shakur knows that starts with Me is Meisho Doto. So she barged in Shakur's room to stop the NTR but she found her cuddling with MetoAlso the fortuneteller was Doto and she just wanted to be mean
>>566371742lates do fine if you just stock them up with dober + maru ult. Add nimble, OYL and pump as needed. Round out with midrace and late speed and slap med S on them and you're done
>>566371742Specute, Oguri, Digitan, Xguri, Ryan, Dober
>>566371824shart fartcum wouldn't do this
>>566371813How are lates populer this CM when OYL doesn't work? They barely have any good gamble accels other than inherits
>>566371762>all of this to catch up to Angling+Appare or Victory Cheer+Banri
>>566371919Discord club, newfriends be warned.
>>566371813>late rice shower and end finemo are the strongest umas according to this siteSOULFUL CM
>>566371742>weakestRyan/Dober are gonna rip you all a new one
>>566371919Fuck off faggot
>>566371943OYL always works, it's exactly as gamble as it always is
>>566371943they can still win with just inherits and/or nimble
>>566371913>as I write this, triple mood down
Tummyhttps://youtu.be/MWlq5-at6_g
>>566371943500 meters of final straight
it's sweepy's birthday and my feed is full of sweepy hehe
>>566371952we have a discord, we don't really use it or enforce the usage. Club chat is still plenty activeThere are many clubs with discords that isn't known simply because there are no schizos targeting them, like /umagg/
>>566372060>>566372101that's an argument in favor of ends
>>566372129It's easier for lates to hit 5th+6th compared to ends.
>>566371727>>566371693nah it's therehe was murdered by Groundworklet + Late-Start combo
>>566371810you think guts isn't needed but it has always been the stabilizer to early career runs because>wit doesn't do much if you don't buy skills, and you don't buy skills early race>guts doesn't get bonus stats like speed power stamina>duelling and spot struggle is basically getting a free skill>very relevant for long final straight races
>>566371639https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw>is there an Eishin Flash one?not yet
>>566372127Then delete your Discord if you don't use it. Otherwise fuck off and go recruit from Discord
Go to sleep.
>>566371943Dober+redshift+nimble and you zoom to the front if you get enough mid race on your lates.
>>566371803>3600m long CM>Orfevre still can't catch up
>>566371990Something wrong?
>>566372238you heard him danchodelete za dickord
>>566372202>stealth oonigeMy fourth wife is very crafty and cute!
>>566371693>>566372202It's always funny seeing oonige without groundwork or early-race skills. I've seen a LOT of them die and lose to non-bignig fronts because of it
>>566372226Thanks for the link!>>566372127why would I willingly expose myself to more schizo ramblings from your mentally ill avatar retard in chat
>>566368703Sex with Teio :)
I'm happy with my umas but I need more statuesWhen's the next late/end parent uma?>you can't be seriously be retarded wasting carats on umas when you can roll cardsI am
>>566372238unc is scared of the discord boogeymen
>>566372261Looking at a sexy boy like Seiun Sky increases the heart rate of people, sometimes leading to them lashing out. Prease understand.
If you have 0 mood up items, 0 cure items, do you take extra precautions like using energy items to avoid racing at 0 energy, for fear of hitting mood down and/or skin outbreak? Possibly even skipping one race from a 3-in-row?
>>566372337Because... there is no schizo ramblings from any mentally ill avatar retard in chat? We trade shoes, and talk about the game. It's more useable than the general when the schizos are out, even, but you don't seem the rational type to pursue this conversation further, so have a nice day!
>>566370024 (me)>>566370185I'm doing a run just to test this with a single Mejiro parent, Mejiro Dober. This might be one of the most complete horseshit epithets to obtain in MANT. You have to run KK Sho and Haruten, which seems pretty easy, only 2 more 3k meter races left to run. Problem is the rest of these races are either G3s which don't count, or you do Hanshin Daishoten (G2) but this is ONLY on Osaka Hai day. Ok then just do BOTH Stayer Stakes right? Then you realize it's right after Tenno Sho, QEII Cup and it's between Japan Cup and Arima Kinen.
>>566372127I'm not sure if this is a falseflag but I honestly forgor we have one although given I just don't use discord anymore
>>566372386How about an Inari One ace? Her banner is in a few weeks
>>566371653it also becomes just as expensive because they put all the good end banners right after human rights banners
at what tt rank do people stop being shitters are you have to actually try?
>>566372465Nah, I go all inWe gamble in this house
>>566372386there are basically no more parent umas for the rest of the game's lifetime
>>566372516Never, nobody tries on TT
>>566372296>>566372409>we don't use discord>uhm uh no we won't delete it even if we don't use itGo recruit from Discord.
>>566372516lol
>>566372209By races that dont need much guts I was mostly referring to sprinter careers like Bakushin but yeah I totally agree with you
this neigha really defending discord by saying that oh it's better than posting on 4chan anywayfuck off
>>566372501I was in your club a long time ago and never had a problem with it. Didn't join and had fun still. Although I wanted a slightly more competitive club. Hope you guys are still going strong
>>566372386Like, the really good ones? Still far away, Dober and Ryan will be used for parents for a long time.
can you at least post cock? that is the purpose of a discord make yourself useful
>>566372603Get with the times unc, everyone has a discord today, acting like you don't have one or ever interacted with the platform is just a pretentious nigger act.
>>566372640shut up curren
>THREAD IS UNUSABLE FUCK THESE ANONYMOUS SCHIZOS RUINING THE THREAD REEEEE>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE AN ALTERNATIVE WHERE YOU CAN EASILY MODERATE AND IDENTIFY WHOEVER SCHIZO WANTS TO STIR SHIT REEEEEYou guys really love to cry about anything and everything huh
>>566372386iirc neo uni, pokke and stego are good late/end parentscan someone confirm or debunk this
>>566372467Keep pretending you arent harboring the worst poster in this thread! I'm sure he's being very normal in your club chat and discord after being banned (again)
>>566372386>When's the next late/end parent uma?well......there is wedding Ayabe is like what? 2 years?
>>566372675who are you quoting
>>566369072>>566368970>>566367914scenarios itself shits out hint too based on your deck
uh oh remember to ignore lads, I don't care whose side you're on but do not start this now. Us SEAbros have a reputation to keep
damn tt runs are comfy, just stack 16* pwr with full pink tree of whatever distance and it's good
>>566372742teiobro....
>>566372686Reddit might be up your phase then, if you can't take a little shitpost on 4chan, faggot.
>>566372742That's just how weekends work anon.
>>566372502Considered>>566372540>>566372627>>566372679>>566372702FUUUUUUUUCK
>>566372386Stego in 4 years lmao.
>>566372386Marvelous
I still have no idea how to make umas for tt
>>566372742Why some SEAnon having melty over club posting?
>>566371742bancho, tam, dober, digi, oguri
>>566372742The Americans are already convinced sea posters are behind all the worst posts despite it being obvious that's not the caseSex with hags
Uma for this feel?
>>566372679Correct those three are the most used ones right now with Stego being unironically mandatory for lates/ends at this point
>>566372815max speedpress witbuy gold skillsyou're done
>>566372702why the FUCK is taiki and nishino up there in lateI always wondered when looking at this tierlist
>>566372819It is not SEAbros, it's the amerimutts that stayed up way late past their bedtime. They are probably drunk on cum or whatevers.
>>566372386stego but she's literally a paypig parent (you have to pay to borrow) (yes)
>>566372461They’ll come around
>>566372619The club and everyone is chill and comfy tbdes like usual and Danchou's kind and forgiving with quota too.Thank and hope you're doing well and having fun in your new club!
I reinstalled because palmer is one of my favorite designs and I like the idea of rich girl/gyaru gap moe, how's her career? Also are we getting wei anytime soon? I wanna collect the gyarumas
>>566372640But I already post cock on 4chan
How do I make late HOguri? Just triple 7s as trigger accel + redshit? Or just I want to proc ult early to NSM off pace/fronts + redshift?
>>566372863I do this and I'm barely hanging on at 780k
>>566372815I just do whatever cm build I would do but with generally good inherits, since I always cap wit anyway
>jp text uses 尻に敷かれる (to dominate {usually one's husband})
>>566373000the ol ball and chain
>>566372742It's just one or two shitstirrers or maybe because it's the weekend. These hours have always been better than this
>>566373000>rolled until first rainbow gate on Fujin>gets cucked by a dupe vflashBreast on breast violence....
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for one (1) lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline/disappear. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>566373000There's no cultural equivalent in english that wouldn't sound stilted and pandering
>>566373062Yeah here is my ID278638194499
>>566372907Make sense, miss bedtime make them cranky. Need Supercreek Googoo gaga Milk
yeah it must be shitposter weekend touristsno true 4channer would be against discord
Someone explain to me how Vbobo unique works and does it work on Pace Chasers especially in this CM?
>>566373062Why arent you kicking your 2 flatliners? Not a good show if you want me to join
>>566373082>panderinguhhh you're playing umamusume
>>566373061You won
>>566373062Kick the randoms out of your club and I might consider it
Summary of the HUGE crisis at Mambo in recent weeks:Vicente V and Mamboribus reportedly fought on two consecutive days, with Vicente V ending up in hospital after the second altercation.Vicente V reportedly lost his MEMORY after falling to the ground following contact with Mamboribus.An emergency Discord room meeting was held involving all the trainers.Six trainers are refusing to speak to the Danchou.Mambocchi went on holiday to Italy with his gay partner during a difficult period for Mambo, which reportedly annoyed several trainers.Millions of anons were demanding Keb leaves the club.Tensions and arguments reportedly took place between Mambocchi and members of the oranje council.Mambo reduced the fan quota during MANT.Several trainers are unhappy with the effort levels of certain club members.There is reportedly a mole inside the Discord server (and some think it's Shou).Vattic slapped Kiunai.Vattic also shouted at Kiunai to the point club members had to force him to apologise.Several Mambo members called Keb a “KEK”… Keb found out and decided to STOP PLAYING.The Mambo Discord is divided into two groups: Team Anti-Keb and Team Anti-Neth.
>>566373000At this point I just automatically translate Trainer = Husband so localizers can't ruin anything anymore
>>566373125the way operation caca works is that if you're>on a corner midrace>in top 4>someone is gaining on your and about to pastyou gain a speed boost and say "nuh uh", and also a tiny heal that isn't really relevant unless you're on vb herself or using hoggers/smaru
how do you make a nishino parent without med sparks?
>>566373082oh yeah but when it's dialogue between two umas they make little to no changes
>>566373125You have to be top 4 and there's an uma close behind you on any corner. It can work as a pace
Silly Smyboli...
>>566373134>>566373215Still haven't heard how you would have translated it.
>>566373165Keb uses discord too, so this anon >>566372238 is going to lose
You exposed yourself as one of the shit stirrers from TamaLove the moment you mentioned they have a discord thoThey never said they have discord on their AD, so only someone from NA hours would know this info
>>566373113IS THATSIX SEVEN
saturdays were a mistake
>>566373205Get those Med sparks rice bro, soon non-G1 races will be irrelevant for parents.
Umm Ryanbros..?
hmm yes very cool but how does this relate to umamusumes
tomorrow will be more marvellous
>>566373245'wrapped around her finger'
>>566373278NTA but it’s in the clublist reentry, either way melty over a dicksword is funny
>>566372901Taiki and Nishi are there because there is no alternativemost modern umas have yugioh ult which are scaled to death when inheritedor they're velocityslop
Malevolent Saturday
>>566373358It's criminal that Ramonu is not higher
>>566373350My mile Oguri GP has no med sparks...
>>566373113I also want Super Creek Googoo gaga Milk... Preferably straight from the source.
>>566373410I got so brainfried on jjkslop that I can't not think about sukuner when I hear the word Malevolent
>>566373000Why do people of uma japan happily accept that trainers are completely under umas
>>566373372There is no melty, people are just curious why you won't delete a discord server that you don't use
>>566373368>under her thumb>wrapped around her fingeryou're right, completely different
>>566373358Still better than some, at least not like Bubble Gum Fellow
>>566373482it does feel differentone is more intimate and "charmed"
As someone from SEA. You retards crying over discord during SEAhours is like shouting over a rare brick wall or a cliff because it's stupid af, and also because everyone from SEA uses fucking discord facebook and couldn't live without opening it like, once, or two daily. So shut the fuck up about your discordfaggotry whether it's thread/club tradition not to have one, and maybe do it during your burgerhours or eurohours.
>>566373467Because it's hot. Also, not having to take the initiative and do most of the heavy lifting to get a relationship is a refreshing scenario.
>>566373534thats too many words anon sorry
>>566373468>there is no meltylol
>>566373467You think its any different with american, british, french or even german umas and their respective trainers?
>>566373534These are Euro hours retard
>>566373467The weak fear the strong
>>566373534>shouting over a [[rare brick]] wallRare brick mentioned!!
>>566373567tl;dr shut the fuck up
>>566373629thanks anon
>>566373468>PeopleOh you mean your butt buddies and you having a melty, are just curious?
>>566373482you can be under your boss's thumb at work your girlfriend has you wrapped around her finger also it's a song from The Police
We should use WeChat instead to be quite honest.
>>566373586Enjoy staying at 29/30 bwo, let's get it down to 27/30 next month>>566373686Yes, now answer the question
This entire website is always best when American/European hours overlap. The one day I decide to sleep late
>>566373192Marriage to Digicute
>>566373201>>566373223The uma that has to be behind is really close or a bit far away?
>>566373594it's like 3-5 pm SEA on a saturdayit's prime time
I can't think of any topic to discuss about to save this thread. Anyway, do you prefer licking abs raw or do you glaze it with honey or butter first like me?
>>566373721I'm not even part of the club you're just little crying bitch lol
something something human rights
>>566369012Fuck there is no other front runner that is a long uma I likeSurely front runner will never ever fall out of favor during long CMs right? I can get away with running pace or late and her?
>>566373717Let's all exchange LINE contact info!
>>566373721>Enjoy staying at 29/30 bwo, let's get it down to 27/30 next monthOkay TamaLove you keep losing ranks so I can see that happening :)
human rights were a mistake
>>566373534Discord I have because it's what I use to VC with my friends but I'm not going to deny the fagbook part. I'm too brainrotted to stop doomscrolling.
>>566373751You can look these things up on gametora you knowat most 3 lengths behind you
this is supposed to be comfy hours
>>566373751Close, but 3 lengths is pretty lenientI never see it on a pace because I do fronts, but it pretty much has 100% proc rate.
>>566373724Have some coffee to stay up late then
>>566373778how about you join them and fill up their club, you can dick suck them better if you join their discord>>566373813Don't know why you're mentioning TamaLove out of nowhere. You still didn't answer the question btw
>>566373867If you hide the stub it goes back to one. It's also the weekend.
>>566373863I love doing venture capital with my friends but we just use email
>>566373867I'm comfy
>>566373867Can't believe the gossip and drama addicted women in these threads infected these hours too...
>>566373775you thought the fusu was asleep but it's here. it's always here.
women’s suffrage is a mistake
>>566373863it's hard to not use fagbook when 80% of your country's social media is run there
These public lobbies barely have any fronts in them. Honestly this feels like the most random CM in terms of comp.
>>566373892Fuck it, I'm drinking my last 2 Boss cans. Staying up tonight.
>>566373917Umamusume 2 is looking dope.
>>566373896Post proof you even play the game. Little bwo is crying too much
>>566373892you are lucky in enjoy cafe. Shame MANT completely fucked her
>training failure at 15%>constantlywhy the fuck—>it's transfer request weekoh. i guess i'll stick to one run a day for now, i guess
>>566373917this will be uma musume in 2027
>>566373896MuvLuv is a shit anime by the way
>>566373952It's also where I get my news and racism fill. I would probably be a caveman if I don't have it
I like NTR. No, not the horse.
>>566373952>Bro you don't understand I _NEED_ social mediathis is what 4chan has become
You know this schizo is from Euro or SEA since there was none of checking the earlier threads
>>566373997>post info so I can doxx you!!!hmmm nyo, go jerk off to your basic blonde bitch>>566374041I'm not in TamaLove and I'm not the MuvLuv anon and I don't even know what MuvLuv is
>>566374073I know, your wife told me
>>566374073yes... you mean the uma, right?
>>566374073
>AND THEN SHE ATE ALL THE FOOD XD!!!!!!I laugh out loud and slap my knee every time
>>566374073Oh yeah? Give your favorite ASMR/Doujin
>>566374104So you don’t play the game. Your opinion is irrelevant, stop crying no one cares.
>>566374148Sex with fat umas
>>566374089we are on 4chan bwo you got no right to say this
>>566374186Fat with sex umas.
>>566374185I'm not gonna help you doxx me bwo, sorry
>>566373467umas can't run in the twinkle series without a trainer and they can't stop you if you decide to throw them into the racing meat grinder so idk
>>566374161What the fuck even is ntr asmr
>>566374161doujin is easily that one by shinjiro that one is just too much, but if it's a series I'd go with Ame Arare. The ramp up is fucking hot. Can't wait for the ffm sequel.uma musume
>>566374186umas can't have sex while they're fatsad times
>I got so brainfried on jjkslop>Discord I have>it's hard to not use fagbook>I don't even know what MuvLuv isam I really schizophrenic if the posts in this thread are making me depressed
>>566374089Not even him but in this day and age and not accepting or using other social media is like looking at boomers and their stubborness over anything
>>566374104Still seething I see.Doesn't matter what you say after this, I already know who you are.Be quiet melty troon.
>>566373932Oh, fusu!
What are the viable umas for taurus cup? i want to waifu run and not have to use golshi again but i dont want to completely get shit on
>>566374285it means you should join usif everyone is a schizo no one is
>>566374276even if it's for comedic effect seeing Natie sad breaks my heart
>>566374285>jjk>reading shonenslopWhat the fuck zoomers have shit taste
>>566374298ok schizo, jerk off to your basic blonde bitch and calm down. I know you're going insane after not spamming your basic blonde bitch this entire night but please try to calm down
Your riposte?
>>566373952I'm a flip but I never use facebook
>>566374367anyone not pace chasersget redshift + mpb on backliners and redshift + angling on fronts
>>566374285No this thread just massively nosedived in quality. Nothing you can do except set up massive filter lists or close the tab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDXV1dnqqQ0
>>566374367
>>566374367Everything and everyone is viable at Tokyo. Fronts might have redshift but ends/lates have the longest straight in the game to play catch up.
>>566374419tactical umanko grab
Anyone wanna make out since the thread is shit anyway?
>>566374397Let the kids have fun man, why do you have to hate?
>>566374419BE PURIFIED FOUL DEMON
>>566374417>Lower caseKek you are losing it already. You are so simple.
I'd rather make out with the basic blonde bitch
>>566374525Sorry kissing is too gay for me but I'm okay if we just touch cocks
>>566374525Yeah, fuck it. Open wide, I'm gonna use A TON of tongue today.
>>566374525Honestly preferable
>>566374556
>>566374264Basically roleplay and a scenario but a proper one and not those lazy and sloppy ASMR on youtube>>566374269>Ame ArareHOLY ZASED I loved that series if you're talking about the Library GirlfriendUma Musume
>sloptubers: ummmmmm this is le backline focused CM da :))) ummm build le midgames to redshit gwooo!!! uuhhh doesn't matter that redshit is 5th place and below uuhh backliners can hit it too zlo!!! JUST build tons of midrace!!! like uhhh straights... corners... uuhh straights uuhh corners uuhh yea these are the skills you usually get for the past 12 CMs but TRUST ME HRO this time it will be DIFFERENT!!! :)))) ummmmmmm uuuhhhhhh what do mean just run frontliners to hit <5 instead uhhh ummm OH le long final splurt kwochacho! yea uhhh backliners can le catch upjro! oh uh fronts naaah don't worry about le fronts uwo just run backliners :)))) le oshi cm qlo just run the backliner you like :))) yea fronts are le dead this cm uuuhhh BACKLINER GWOIJE!!!!!!!!
>>566374397I only consume traditional shonenslop, like dragonballAlso I didn't even read jjk, the memes were just too strong
>>566374602I wish this game had it's own Riocomplete with bigbreast and girlfailure and everything
>>566374552>AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE lower case letters I'm going fucking insanespam pictures of the basic blonde bitch in your discod, that might help you calm down
we're reaching burger hoursnext thread will be worse
>>566374525Okay dig in!
>NTRfag not here>Schizo here>Thread quality dropsI think we know who the problem is
>>566374634"Smart" falcon talks like this
Wait what, you guys don't read classical literature?
>>566374624Cingrey's artstyle really is very smooth and nice.It's likeCingray>Game>nu movies>OG anime
fell for the end closer digitan meme award
>>566374285I recently started to think of starting JJK is it really good or worth it? First was because my little sister is shilling it to me, second was because I found this song and I really loved it https://youtu.be/aDmvm2D_lhQ , and last reason was because of the IMA DEMO Peter AI cover
>>566374243I accept your concession enjoy your melty!
>>566374419Why is she so thirsty for BTC
>>566374634Daring Strike enables Golshi to land on pace position in a way that only whales could do before.And Uma Stan + 1,500,000CC achieves a similar effect for late surgers about 1/3rd of the time.Backliners engage in Dueling a little earlier than Frontliners do in this track.They have a lot of advantages
Accept my confession please
>>566374719yeahits methe mayaschizohehe
>>566374719they are both awful
>>566374814confess
>>566374719I think his cause is shifted to whole uma&co or just everyone who's against or he doesn't like in general. At least he can't help himself on doing it so it's pretty easy to hide his posts.
>>566374630 Not the library one, the one with the milf. The art quality here is just better than his previous series. Honestly anything made before 2019 feels like fucking cheeks except the one with the Tachibana family, that series is just timeless. uma musume
>>566374804im not using golshi tho
>>566374753It's honestly not bad, but newgen shonenslops just can't write a good ending. It's got decently interesting characters and world, and the fights are - as the kids call it - hype and aura, but has so many loose ends and stuff just never addressed.The reason you consume popular media is so that you can talk to normies who enjoy the same general topic, like your sister. Being able to talk to your sister is a good thing.
>>566374675>spam pictures of the basic blonde bitch in your discod, that might help you calm downYeah you might need to take your meds schizo, I don't even know why this is an insult you can use against me kekStop having melties over discord and imaginary enemies.
>>566374820I want to deflower Mayachi
>>566373165wtf is this real
>>566374419Double down and stare into her eyes>she stares backn-nevermind, i-i was just kidding—
>>566374820Who's winpose is this? Fine Motion?
>>566374719Maya I'm raping you.
>>566374753Just know that they talk too much to explain their powers. Even have the bullshit explanation that revealing their powers enhances it's effects and shit.
>>566374753it's ok. It's basically just a compilation of fights.
I subject all Mayaposters to 100 straight races!
>>566374870i post tama
>>566372470Just did it, for anyone who cares you only need one Mejiro parent
you're funnier when you were just horny posting
>>566374820I schizosmooch youyou don't know if you are smooched or not, or if it was even real
>>566374914Sorry I thought you were that weirdo that likes the basic blonde bitch. You also thought I was the Muv Luv anon. Seems like we both made mistakes.
>>566374753idk I just watch the tiktok edits, there's this cool jane juliet guy who's like the strongest or something
>>566374978Excuse me, sir. This is a balls-free thread.
>>566374719Yeah no shit, we have known this for a month. Yet everyone allowed the schizo to run free and even supported him just to see how shit the thread could get. We are never getting rid of him now because of the retards who enabled him.
>>566374983>THE JOKE IS SEX/PORNwhat time is it in jakarta?
>>566374909>>566374961>>566374968Eh I guess it's good enough to be watched compared to all the generic isekaislops and slops nowadays>>566375042I've been seeing some of those too whether I want to see them or not but the fight scenes seems properly animated at the least
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>566375070Oh you mean like you're doing right now?
sex with kitapostersfinemo posters owe me sexrape dotopostersmayaposters scare me
>uwooo!!! this couple is so lovey-dovey but this fat bastard is blackmailing the girl to fuck her behind her bfs back waoooooo!!! she resists it at first but eventually becomes addicted to fat bastards cock!!!! wow le epic mindbreak tag combo!!!
>>566375041Are you still have a melty over discord lil bwo
>>566375108
>>566374950It's Chrono *smooch* Genesis
>>566375162STOP DOXXING ME
sphere
>>566375190It was umamoe's fault..
>600 speed starting senior year>650 speed second inspoi hate myself
>>566375041Who the fuck is the basic blonde bitch nigga, you sound like a toddler throwing that insult like it's going to get anyone here. You are in 4chan.Calm your shit and stop crying over discord, aight? It's fucking 2026 everyone uses it, no need to be an autist over it.
>>566375141Did you see me mentioning discord in the comment you're replying to retard bwo
There are 3 different topics being discussed at once and I can't keep up!!!
>>566375195this looks like a circle more than a sphere
>>566375195HOEH ARIGATOU
>>566374883>the milf oneFor some reason I skipped this or because I thought it was part of the same series with different cover. I have something to read later thenTeiopost from Umamusume
>>566375227>>566374675lol retard. Must be hard being you desu. kek >>566375225
>>566375284It's ouen, not hoeh.
>>566375190You're in no position to be making demands
>>566375225Not talking about discord bwo. Dunno why both you faggots are so obsessed with your shitty discord that you have to bring it up again.I'm talking about the basic blonde bitch uma, I forgot her name since she's very boring.
>>566375320Shut up nerd
>>566375325>umapubesalright, I'm interestedwho is this
>>566375041>>566375141>>566375225You guys should just shut the fuck up and kiss each other so you can make up
>JAPANESE HUMOR BE LIKE
>>566375365>[spoilee]
>>566375371
>>566375365>spoilee
>>566375365>doesn't know how to control+s
>>566375365i saw that
>>566375365>manually typing spoiler nowadaysNICE SPOILERI'm looking forward to the series then. I usually drop a series if the first one is bad or mid but imma give it a try since goated artist and you recommended it
>>566375359>I forgot her nameOkay thanks for proving the other anon that you don't play the game.Her name is Gold City by the wayYou can fuck off now.
>>566375359YSchizo is brown and retarded, what else is new
>>566375398I just laughed at this. I know now that I have the soul of a Japanese
>>566375325Norn why did you send me your nudes?
>>566375398she's so hecking quirky and umapilled chungus and so fucking hot I want to fuck her so bad and cum all over her stupidly long sleeves
What MANT does to a game huh
>>566375510No it's another uma, she's so forgettable you probably forgot she exists so I won't blame you for not knowing about her
>>566375398her hopping at the screen scared me
>Three more months of MANTwhy god
>>566375398>the air shakur golden portraitI laughed
This is karma for making fun of another anon fucking up the spoiler.
>>566375590superior nipponese game design
>>566375590GL will give us spark reroll plus Tachyon event, and 8 daily borrows. 1.5 anniversary will be great!
>>566375624worse, there's seven
>>566375609>schizo doesn't play the game
>>566375398Why is Digitan so cute?
>>566375694I agree, Digitan is so cute
>>566375609That's a far reach to avoid the real topic, you are a schizo, and a retard. Shut up already.You don't play the game.>B-but muh blonde uma...You are underage too. MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>566375689don't post my gf to reply to b8
tried following /uma/'s advice on deck building and had the worst five runs I've had all week
>>566375694Amazing isn't it?
>>566375778The trick is to avoid the gaslighters and only follow correct advice (mine)
>>566375778bad rollstry another run it'll work this time trust
need to get up and play games while I can...
>>566375778At least show us the advice so we know whom to laugh at.
ticketbros i don't think i can make a better ticket, getting medium S in mant is too hard for her and maru is such a bad parent for her too
>>566375761ur gf is a basic blonde bitch thats so forgettable jobber too
>>566375910either way she wasn't going to win, fronts are uberbroken in the darby, only ends can compete and even then fronts are still raping everyone
Guys, I...I think I like Bamboo Memory.
>>566375760does anybody understand what this guy said
>>566375981That is a biological male.
>>566375929the basic blonde bitch is NTRyou dumbshit
>>566375986He's the NTR's pet buddy, don't respond to him
>>566375981That's Yaeno Muteki, bwo...
>>566375910She can luckshit a win but dont expect her to be consistent....
>>566375778
>>566376017oh ok thanks for the explanation
Jarvis, add Gold City to the list of umas that piss off the avatarfag.
>>566376013read the thread chain retardmambo
>>566375981She's so fucking cool
>>566375959>>566376029She only needs to win CM finals bwos
Does anyone have a picture of Teio looking angry
I hate NTR so fucking much this fucking piece of shit card hasn't finished its chain in three runs
>>566376128For me it's the energy consumption at the worst timings
>>566376098Why? The pretty blonde super model uma is City and the basic blonde bitch is NTR. Everybody knows this
>>566376121I lost last cm finals to a 6% winrate doto anything can happen if you believe bwo
>>566376176are you sure you read it? or just too stupid to understand the joke that i have to explain it to you...
>>566376098you can't gaslight me I've been here for the past 18 hours
>>566376159I don't mind NTR's energy loss since she gives some big stat returns back.I also think SR Hayahide got a bad rap for her energy loss when it's also made up for by huge power gains.
>>566376121I won last cm finals with a 6% winrate doto anything can happen if you believe bwo
>>566376124
>>566371653I think Tama and Goldship are the only good endclosers so far in Global the rest are frauds>>566368071>>566368498Dont tell me were getting 3 straight Umatubers death?Rednu VF now Zelarinth
>>566376201>>566376245Just gotta believe in your girls
>>566376248Classic. Not necessarily what I was looking for but I'll try and make do, thanks
>>566376243NTR's energy loss can still be coped with the reason you said.Hayahide however is bad not only because she's an agemasen card, but also because she's a power card
Remember when people said Rice Power would replace Creek? lmao
>>566376272>I think Tama and Goldship are the only good endclosers so far in Global the rest are fraudsYou forgot the true villain of Taurus 2
>>566376272Zelarinth was crashing out because his aces for TaurusCupv2 are bad. He says TB takes too long and he grinds more than anyone else but can never get a good ace
>>566376243energy zapping should only be a thing on welfare cards getting agemasen'd on skills too
>>566376347Yeah seriru was pretty funny lmeow
>>566376236I asked you why I should read the schizo chain, I didn't say that I read it.
>>566376392>what is context>mfw i have to explain basic concepts to a toddler
>>566376376>>566376376>Swipes>MLB Rice Shower
>>566376461>said context is melty
I'm going to bed -_-
>>566376537Operation Cacao? More like Operation Caca LMAO
Operation caca lol
mile S maya award
Why are the TamaLove schizos having a melty now?Are you not past your bedtime now?
how do you guys stop the urge to kill yourself after failing an ace run being forced to run MANT again?
>>566376678I'm numb to the pain now...
>>566376678I rant here instead or stop playing for the day
>>566376678i close the game so it can't hurt me anymore
>>566376678I have a mallet under my desk and sometimes when I get angry enough I hit myself with it (only on soft areas like my stomach or legs)
>>566376678I convince myself that I am autistic and that I want to play 300 more hours of MANT
>>566376479>MLB BakushinWhat card is better, Bakushin or Biko?
>>566376678forced?
>>566376678Eating good food >>>>>> whatever struggle there is
>>566376678I just see my oshi's smiling face after a career and I remember what I am doing all this for
>>566376775People say Bakushin by a small margin
>>566376678I don't do more than 1 career a dayMANTshit is shrimply not worth my time>b-but you're here posting-Yeah.
>>566376678See zelarinth recent stream,
>>566376678I just play another game or do something elsel
>>566376678I hatefap to her
>>566376775I prefer Biko but they're both just there for the TE so it doesnt really matter
>>566376901saggy
>>566376875I haven't played another game in months
>>566376678I nut or I eat to calm myself. Sometimes I rant to my friend who also hates MANT if he's online
>>566376775borrowed MLB Bakushin gave me plat back in the URA days, so her
>>566376678You gaslight yourself into thinking you are having fun.
>>566376775Bakushin is easier to get orange fast
>>566376901you can't post that
>>566376678I've already accepted that I've bricked everything and play for fun instead of trying to minmax everything
>>566377057umarollerGODS
>>566376983that's grim bro
>>566376678I only do one run a day bwoTwo, maybe three, if I'm feeling particularly motivatedOne run a day isn't that bad unless I'm especially depressed
>>566376678I still have a bump on my head from hitting myself after my last attempt
>>566377057Just quit and do something else atp
>>566376983We live in a time in wich we are SPOILED. You can play literally hundreds of old games that are worth your time. Play some Ace Combat, and have some fun.
>>566377168But I'm having fun
>>566376845>>566376931>>566377035>>566377041Glad I MLB'd Bakushin with the selector then
>>566377206That's cope and you know it
>>566377238not funnydidn't laugh
>>566377238I do this while playing MANT
HuhThe trainer was actively reject getting dragged by Maruzensky but she still does, loud, in public, and no one gives a shit to stop herReally?
>>566376983You need to fix that soon. I am currently playing Wilds on the side.
waheymorning
>>566375323it's an actual crime she does not have vocals for thismaybe it's too out of her seiyuu's range?
>have to play MANT again for the wedding event please tell me this is the last one
>>566377316>>566377317The duality of Teiobros
>>566377282You're far more upset over me having fun watching the Umas race than I am when one loses
>>566377332umas are unstoppable
>>566377373Event featuring GL starts with the 1.5 missions part 2
>>566376678>Be f2p>Open League>Make A+ ace without diverse umas>It is what it is >Be happyGlad Im not a mentally ill paypig who needs minmaxed umas then crashes out over a rat race.
>>566376678I'm unironically having more fun parent farming
>>566377340Weapon?
ENTERED SUMMER WITH NORMAL MOOD AWARD WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ETSUKO WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE CUPCAKES TAZUNA YOU FUCKING WHORES
>>566376678I don't give up that easily, I just start another career and go againYou can't call yourself a gamer if you just quit because of a lossI grew up with multiplayer games and competitive lobbies, so I'm used to not giving up
>>566377510SnS
>>566376678i torture my least favorite umas
mihobobo owes me sex
>>566377723me first
>>566376678play vidya that isn't deliberately designed to waste my fucking time
isnt bobo too autistic for sex?
>>566376678I tell myself not today because I only do 1 MANT run daily
>>566378035I like to imagine a scenario where Bobo is clueless with sex, and teaching her/doing things related to sex masking it as "training"
I thought the ERP stuff was just a meme....
FUCKING KUSOGE IT WAS A MED S RUN ON MAYAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>566378276Is Kris pace or late?
>>566376678I don't play until next reset
>>566378339She's late (specifically long too)
>>566378305thats what you get for insulting her
>>566376678Play?Ace?I just let sweep collect materials with my available tp
>566370240 (not my post)Done.
>>566377723>>566377794I'm third and last, then!
>>566378035you've clearly haven't had sex with an autist before
>>566378412>Latefuck, I already have oshis in that running style on all distances already...
>>566378516Cant have enough lates or water
>>566378305I just had a Maya Med S run where she jobbed 3 tries of kekuka sho because of late Rudolf with BOFA. She wasn't even the rival.
>>566378516Who is your long late ace? Because it should be Kris....
>>566378035she can't even properly put into words her having a crush on (You)she would probably blue screen on second base
>>566378497No one here has had sex before
Not having my own seiun and maru makes my account a fucking brick for this CM
>>566378617consider not playing front in that case
>>566378595I had sex with my Tenga tho
>>566378303I've never seen ERP in /uma/ in my whole life posting cocks is not ERP
>>566378617just don't be a frontsissy
ts is so expensive bwo
i have a seiun but i'm not autistic enough for front chuds
>>566378670Proof?
>>566378701yeah it's not really worth it either unless you have nothing else to spend it on
>>566378701you're supposed to add getting a hint for firm conditions into your required gambles bwo
I put on my robe and Golshi hat. >>566378701You're supposed to luckshit the +3 hint from ntr in the 5 trainings you do all career
>>566378701You're not supposed to buy the skill
>>566378742>flesh tail
>>566378742
>>566378305this was only fixed during 5th anni btw
>>566378742tachyon don't lookurara don't look
>>566378742stillcunny
>>566378701It's cope medium S
>>566378808Ulala is next.
>>566378742You can't post that
>farm Taiki pieces>farm enough to claim>hold because you wanted to see when is closest banner you'd roll on, but because you're lazy, you keep delaying checking timeline website>finally decide to finish 1st anni special quests with skill requirements>claim SSR uma ticket, roll>it's TaikiI could have farmed Rufold instead. I could probably claim her by now or be like week away from it.Kind of sad her skills are for Mile because I need some umas for sprint. Dirt has Falcon, Pasa and Digital so it's fine. In sprnt I have Bakushin, Halo and had to put Maruzensky there out of lack of other options. Wanted to move Maru to mile, and I guess I could now, but I initially planned to use Taki in dirt. Why the fuck almost every uma is made for Miles and Mediums, with someone for Long thrown in every now and then? There're like almost no sprinters.
>>566378701your heckin wholesome chungus hatterino?
>>566378821not even that because your uma is a brick without s
>>566378701There is nothing better you could spend those skill points on
>>566378742Those handmade crispy lines are really something else, AI can't do this shit
>>566378892it's literally a medium S+ you can buythe reason you're bricked without S is because it stacks with medium S
>>566378926That's AI bro...
>>566378579hmm... fair>>566378584she's not yet in the game, but I've already labelled her as a must pull
>>566378742I need to lick sweaty umas
>>566378305>kita didn't finish her chain>NTR didn't finish her chain>somehow sub 600 guts>somehow don't even have medium straights/corners from races so i am forced to pick intense gaze + tether + radiantyoshhh 10 more maya runs for another chance at a med S ikuyoooooooo!!!
>>566378874I'm essentially done farming pieces when Curren and Fine release so if I don't get spooked there I'll just claim her
>>566378742my pov>>566378926AI will copy everything it has even copied the fucking ring light reflections because it's trained on frauds
>>566377079>>566377193>>566377340I only have an hour or two to eat dinner do chores and game every day. I come home from work and only have time for a couple MANT runs before I have to sleep. Danchou is already warning that he'll have to kick me if I continue to only get one career in during weekdays.
This story is a work of fiction.Brought on by my own delusions.
>>566379083take the A club pill
i think i'm playing the wrong scenario
>>566379159I look like this
>>566379159I eat this
>>566379083Just sweep nigga
>>566379204
>>566379159That is so sexy...
>>566379204what da hell
these hours are the best hours
>>566379204Being under a spoiler means you're on thin ice
>>566378981The reason you're bricked without Distance S is because it's 120 free Speed, while FCM in 60 Speed for 310 Skill Points
>>566378595>he doesn't know i've had sex with two amputees>a burnt face>a mute>and a blind womanlearn to live life, bwos
>>566379204post more pear shaped umas
>>566379287you are the best hours bwo
>>566379334unc...
>>566379329S surface/distance is 5%, not 10%
>>566379334Your Katawa Shoujo adventures dont count bwo
>>566379204my cock still inside her loves
>tried my scuffed Mayacchi Med S>her very first matchYOOOOOSHI IM READY FOR TAURUS 2>>566007682 After days of suffering and literally being sick I'm finally done
>>566379401wrong
>>566379334Katawa Shoujo is not old enough for this joke yet.
>>566379432What is this face meant to convey?
>>566379432basic blonde bitch does nothing to me
>>566378617I have default Maru but I'm only using her as a parent. Her skills kinda suck.
>>566379474neither of us have a source or data so let's split it and call it 7.5%
>>566379432wow this is everything
>basic blonde bitch slop
>>566379493I would hope so, she's fictional. Her doing nothing for you is a seperate matter
>bbb joinsAlright fun's over everyone go home
>>566379432iinchou paizuri...
real HORNY hours
>>566379490Sex
>There are unironic gay niggas in this thread
consider a jiggie
>>566379516
>>566379672curren will sort em out
>basic blonde bitch porn gets deleted>pretty uma porn stays upbased
>>566379672I wish homosexuals would stop posting the basic blonde bitch
>>566379681pretty crazy how every reference I can find says 5%, but I'll trust you since you could find this single screenshot
>>566379672we call them ryanbros
Oguri becomes 10x cuter in her winning animation.
https://jiggie.fun/BUEBUEBUEhttps://jiggie.fun/BUEBUEBUEhttps://jiggie.fun/BUEBUEBUEMust join jiggie
>>566379672BBB is shit
>>566379681this is a huge simplification, but not entirely incorrectDistance S gives +5% target speed, which translates to +10% speed stat, because after 600 or 800 speed starts losing efficiency because diminishing returns, BUT it's speed so everyone maxes it still.
>>566379784post your reference
>>566379681>>566379784https://umamusumeschool.com/running_speed/#toc7It's +5% to your actual spurt speed (not the stats). Calculations included on the site.
>They are not just gay>Newfags don't know about self deleteComfy SEA hours are done, Euromutties are waking up.
>>566379920Tama butt sex
>>566379784it's 5% TopSpeed/Accelwhich is comparable to 10% Speed/PowerI don't have Falco image with me right now
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>566379880Considering the real NTR post is still up it's either that one was just reported, or it's a ban-evader but not the real NTR poster
>>566379920how tight is tama's microumanko
>comfy SEA
>Xhe is talking to xherself again
>>566379952Self delete yourself irl
>>566380156He can't take the hint nobody wants to see BBB
>>566380202I'll show you my BTC faggot
>>566380202Ballin Bobblin Bless?Make sense for once schizo
>>566379920that's one way to kill the horniness
>>566380230Your.... bitcoin?
>>566380230bitcoin?
>>566380230I will screenshot your BTC.
>>566380294>>566380296now kissh
>>566380161Only pedophiles like Rice Shower
>>566379967 b
flirting with the wife
>>566380362If only pedos like Rice than everyone is a pedo because everyone likes Rice
>>566380527me on the right
>>566380161>>566380545I HATE these rice
>>566380545I have no strong opinion on Rice Shower. I do like these funny little videos though
>>566380545Idk man the Air Fryer was winning the poal last time I chekced
>>566380527don't do it oguri
>>566379967>>566380547>>566380461>>566380425You don't know shit about her just like you don't even play the game, just like some subhuman tiktoker. Fuck off already.
>>566380614Fuck you
>>566380602Oguri.........
>>566380614What is wrong with you?
I will post shiny Flash ass next thread
/uma/...
next thread will be gayer
>>566381054PLEASE
I just ate 3 burgers which uma is for me
>>566381232>>566381232>>566381232move
This thread is soggy
>>566381208Taiki shuttledidn't expect that didja
>>566381240Who the fuck is this
>>566381297Expect THIS
>>566367278idk the answer to that, but i do know that long hair kitasan makes me even harder than regular kitasan
