Previous: >>566465771>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Mr. C.B. (Wit), SR Tokai Teio (Stamina)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: Tracen Cheer Squad, Goldshi Week>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Jungle Pocket (3* alt), Fuji Kiseki (3* alt), SSR Agnes Digital, SSR Tap Dance CityNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>566482917SPECHAN LOVE
More fun than ace runs.
>>566482917SPE LOVE
AAAAAAAA SPECHAAAAAAN
>>566483086Cringe.
this thread will be gayer
Digitan LOVE
>>566483158nice tushy
dolla dolla
>>566483129Rice wouldn't say that considering she wants to get impregnated by her onii-sama
>>566482917Wait, did Spechud actually get to sing Legend Changer? THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF JAPAN! Don't tease me if not
>>566483343fuku... no........
https://poal.me/gm90x4https://poal.me/gm90x4https://poal.me/gm90x4
SOON
Flash, where are your pants
>>566483405
>>566483405Believe hard desu
>>566483086Cute Spechud. She gets to eat a different carrot from now on.
>>566483464no, my carats...
>>566483435nakayama deez nuts
All races are done for today, thanks as always for the keiba anons and anons for watching, if the horses you supported won congrats, if they didn't may next time go better, congrats to Rodeo Drive
Don't call her Spe-chud. She won the Derby, you better show some fucking respect.
>>566483541me in the back
That's it... my daily race with spe-chan is over, now im all empty
>>566483541
>>566483348sry bwohttps://youtu.be/txPa-vvf7a0?t=493
My fuarking hero Oguri Cap...
I already regret not pulling on mr cbhe reruns, right?
>>566483971
>>566483998Yes with creek even. Very high value banner
>>566483881I just want my favorites to get the sick ass custom commentary hype lines
>>566483998arguably a better banner since she comes with Creek too around September
The NHK Hai was certainly entertaining to watch...But...(You) know what's even more exciting?NHK HAI ROOMS72941690TOKYO 1600M
>>566483998With Super Potato yes
>best stat line in a while>no S>no fast learner>pace sparkI'm so sick and tired of this game...
>>566484027So cool...
Thinking about kitasan's good set of pipes
I just finished a Maruzensky career.
>>566484252That's your best stat line in a while?
Is it even possible to do something special for Creek for Mother's Day without her turning the tables on you and spoiling you to hell and back instead?
>>566484252this is just a dogwater unity statline anon
It almost makes you forget that this artist often draws fox girl cumming while being abused
>>566484193>4/9uhh...
Thinking about getting Kitasan ready for the test...
>>566484467it's too early desu to build milers
did you guys miss me today
>>566484439No, I will not accept aoharu statline revisionism.
>>566483541damn this bitch ugly
>taiki inherit doesn't work on cm14>but flower doeswtf do i even put on my flower ace then
>>566484538>mile dayno
>>566484538only a little, b-baka
>>566484538Noppers. I just got here since I was watching a movie with my lil sister
>>566484623is your sister single
What are the parents decks that everyone is using on MANT?
>>566483881can't wait for how self-masturbatory Yanko's Legend Changer will be
>>566484193this nigga is responsible for the acceleration of CM schedule
>>566484467Nobody ever joins my rooms....YOU CAN EVEN BRING YOUR MILE TT UMA JUSY JOIN FOR THE LOVE PF GODDON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONEPLEASEPLREASEEEEEEEWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
a gay pedophile. color me surprised
>>566484608Victoria Por Plancha, Angling & Scheming, Barcarole of Blessings, Triumphant PulseJust to think a few
>>566484695I'm gonna be honest with you Sweep-chanI still haven't build a TT team
>>566484663obv yeppers >>566484695I don't even have mile aces yet
Do I run Autumn Tenno Sho for the Fall Crown Epithet or do I skip it for this Wit training
>>566484695There there,Why are you unaffiliated bro
>>566484663This is unc central. His little sister is probably already in her 40s too.
>>566484676Ace decks
>>566484695how are people supposed to join what's basically a cm14 test room when most don't even have a complete good dahby team
>>566484764If Ace run, training.If parent, race.
I switched my 17k TT uma for 19.5 UG uma but the rating only went up to like plus 300i don't get it
>>566484771I just do my own thing, I don't make the rules
>>566484764I skipped big speed trainings like this for a minor crown epithets and that bricked my speed, take it
>>566484193you can start now
>>566484878Join a club here, they'd appreciate the help and you'll get free gibs.
>OOOOOHHHHHH I'VE DONE MY MILE ACES GUYS!!! reminder that CM is in 2 weeks and i am done TEACH LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!! AHEAD OF SCHEDULE! guys reminder that CM is in 2 weeks. TEACH IM SUBMITTING MY HOMEWORK NOW! even though it is 2 weeks early. YOU GOTTA ACCEPT IT!!! reminder that CM is in 2 weeks and i am done lol GUYS?? guys aer you done too???? 2 weeks ahead of schedule??? like me? guys?? GUYS??????????
>>566484979I'll rape you
>>566484979Sweep wouldn't say this
>>566484553it's a decent unity statline, unironically.maxxed speed + okayish stam + power and 600 guts/wit. The extra rating comes from your skills you get more in MANT
>>566484771Because cool guys are always lone wolves>>566484794B-but registration is in 13 1/2 hours though...They are in BIG trouble...
>>566484878There are lots of comfy club with no activity requirements you could join. You'd still be doing the same thing and just collecting thousands of carats on the side.
>>566484193no one can enter after 15min mark btw
>>566484979it's 3 and a half weeks akchully
>>566484979I made a few end digitans for it for reasons I cant justify. I'll probably have to make all three aces for it again when a guide comes out. miles are gay
>>566484979Sweepy would say this
>>566484878you have been kidnapped join the club by invite there is no refusal
>>566484979I think you should eat your vegetables.
How does summer golshi unique work? Does it just pick a random gold regardless of conditions?
I didn't realize Yamanin Zephyr was already in the gameis there like a list somewhere of all the uma that have appeared in global?
>>566485185Based. Put him in the sack.
>>566485274forgot my lust-provoking image
>>566485274https://gametora.com/umamusume/charactersSet server on the top to "global".
>>566485294IT'S THE SPICS
>>566484193Sankyu to the participants >>566484979>shaming me for being an notable and dashing honor student Delinquent alert!
Last Thread
>>566485378Tracen needs an exorcism
>>566485415'ate Racist Shower
bout to run a curren for the first time in MANT for cm14what am i in for
>>566485485mile D medium G
>>566485398If you had clicked your own link you'd see Zephyr isn't on that list...
>>566485469
Uma&Co is looking for one member to join and receive A+ gibs. Low quota for the new member! Don't flatline! Comfy club, active chat.Drop your id or apply with /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>566485509shes mile A tho
>>566485539My bad, I thought you meant playable umas, not just those who are in the game in general.
>>566485616Make that two members
>>566485661Bakushin isn't likethat
>>566485657It's important to me because I've decided to stop masturbating to uma who aren't in global yet (it gives me even more to look forward to).
>>566485747Tsurumaru already appeared on Spe's main story so feel free to do it
>>566485616nobody here can fill their clubs bwo just recruit from outsidewe have a lot of anons who would rather play with normalfag clubs than /uma/ clubsso it is completely fine
>>566485950sure buddy, what club are you in
>>566485854I've read the main story of course, it's the uma that appear in one-off events inside careers that I might not know about. For example Zephyr appears in Flower's career, and Bright first appeared in Fukukitaru's career before anything else (IIRC because they added some events early because of that balance change or whatever).
>>566486009uma&co
>Just risk consecutive races, -30 stats is not so bad>Risk it>Lose -30 stats>Just happened to be the three stats that was most in deficitEVERYFUCKING TIME
>>566486009>let me dox you bwohmmm nyooo?
>>566486023I first saw Bright in Ryan's career.
>>566486057>he risked more than 3 races
>>566486009Mambo
>Creek hits her 2nd event in Junior year>never finishes >2nd time this happenedI hate this fucking game man
>>566486057skill issue dumb bird
>>566486116you need to
>>566485616Kick V if you want anyone to even consider joining
>>566486080My condolences.
>>566486153we got like 2 people joining since the drama started, it's no biggie, schizo.
>>566486080the horror
>>566486198people recruited from Discrod don't count
>>566486292People that play the game are more valuable than a schizo who doesn't play the game
>>566486345But I play the game, I'm in /Uma/Club after all
Which umalator is better? Kachi-dev, alpha123, or is there a better one?
>>566486420I think we all use kachidev despite it being related to VFag
>>566486403Post screenshot from inside the club and redact all the names and messages. You CAN do that can you? Or are you just lying as usual
>>566486475What will you give me if I do that
Umamusume is a dating game
>>566486447Even though it hasn't been updated since like Aquarius?
post something cute
>>566486420hakuraku
>>566486475>>566486345V go to sleep you have an early shift at Jolibees soon
>>566486525this is me
>>566486557Not an umalator, hakuraku-dev.
om nom nom
>>566486525This is my date
>>566485469By Fuku yes
>>566486525she's gonna traffick you to epsatono gwo
>>566486475>>566486521So are we gonna make some kind of bet or deal, or are you gonna chicken out?
>>566486554Okay
>>566486554
good morning
>>566485274Probably not.Closest you will get is using UmaViewer to look at all the characters in the files.
lights of fraudeville as a generic pace inherit?could possibly work on fronts too rightshould start parentfarming soon
gold ship is actually sexy??
>>566486991>just got on>am in this picwh-what...
>>566486707I hope you drank the juice before all these sweets, fatty.>>566487081Yeah, it's only because the retard muffs and hat nerf her like crazy.
>>566487081Gold Ship was always sexy
Superplayers how are we doing?>>566486991Stop doxxing...
>>566486991>2 of the members shown in the screenshots are poached
orange
>>566486991hey it's the guy who had a rager yesterday
/uma/club confirmed another schizo? makes sense when they are fanslaving
>>566439623I know I'm 11 hours late but EXPLODE
>>566487081Seeing her in this sex outfit but she still moves like the OG retard goldship will be jarring
>>566487176GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>566486991My /uma/ rival is in this image
>>566486554my princess is the cutest of them all
>>566487212I thought schizos don't play the game?
>>566487290Nuuu...
>>566487212All the thread already knew they have one of the giga schizos, after all the danchou race was cancelled because their schizo joined the lobby and held 3 slots hostage because he is obsessed with NTR
will i get 601 stam without stam sparks or clicking stam once in MANT?my experience with guts this CM is always like 550 or something
>>566487131Hello SpeIsAwesum.Yes, I know it's you, you're the only guy with 2000 careers at the moment.
umama the roomsniper
>>566482917>05/10 - Mejiro Palmerin how many hours por favor?
>>566487360Sometimes when I do Sprint runs this happens so it's indeed possible You could even get like +60 from scrolls as well
>>566487336Wasn't that autisma or something
>>566487454roughly 12
>>566487192>>566487212Did I miss another schizo lore or something? Actually, I deserve to miss it for choosing to visit during SEAhours.
ardan's inherit is bad for CM14 right?since it will most likely be eaten by the accel zone
>>566487468No it was a /uma/club schizo who joined the danchode club and held it hostage with some unreasonable demands
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for May? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for one (1) lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't flatline/disappear. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>566487360you'll have to get lucky with stam scrollspersonally i just swapped one of the guts cards for riko
>>566487483ty anon its finally time to actually start playing this game
>>566487192>hey it's the guy who had a rager yesterdayThe fuck did I miss?
>>566487540That and it's just walmart Pulse
>>566487580278638194499
>>566487561based
>>566487192He's in uma&co though
>>566487561What were the demands?
>>566486991I also dislike the NTR (Basic Blonde Bitch) poster
>>566487647I remember this ID like the back of my hand now
>>566487706Based
>>566487706So this is what schizos see
>>566487081the tard hat does a very good job of hiding that
>>566487561>>566487652>>566487687Unless there was a third one this is disinfo
>>566487706Why did you ruin the Danchode cup?
>Rank 48>Rank 47This nigga is just saving images from the archive now
>S rankers are schizosnaruhodo
>>566487706Basado
>>566487772What a pathetic attempt at damage control for your discord butt buddy. Everyone in the thread was there when your schizo ruined the danchode cup for everyone.
>>566487796>>566486345Very curious all the weird club drama shit happened after NTRfag started to falseflag again
stop
>>566487782You're confusing us with Dacchis
>>566487706>censor chat>then remove chat completelyhighlevel safety protocol
>>566487706You'd be more surprised to find anyone who likes him desu
>>566487772>>566487856Wasn't that umadacchis?
>>566487864>>566487796you are actually retarded if you think its from the archive. please use your brain for once in your life
>>566487706BASED
>>566487772>>566487923He was talking about the previous attempt at dancho cup not the first one. There was indeed someone who hijacked the room
https://x.com/abracing0/status/2053349975845699951eishin flash as a guest star at Tokyo racecourse.
At this point NTRfag is the scapegoat for the schizos of /uma/clubEvery time they get caught shit stirring they resort to NTRfag this NTRfag that even when he is not even here
>>566487952Oh, there must have been a second danchou cup. I wasn't there.
we need to find the person who decided that it would be ok to have only 1 week between CMs and beat them to death with hammers
Give me a schizo title.
Can we not? There is literally nothing to be gained by discussing this, no matter who is in the right or wrong.
>>566487954it's a shame they couldn't reunite, maybe soon
>>566487909I was gonna keep the chat but figured the lobby only picture would look nicer. Didn't realise cropping it out on the snipping tool would keep the black bars
>Final shop refresh
you should be nicer to my ex-dacchi
>>566488046that's a good shopyou're not supposed to save any for the climax
>>566488046Real highrollers use up all their hammers before tranny climax hoping for that shop.
>>566488046this is why I spend all my hammers before final shop. it's kind of a gamble but not really. there's almost always at least 2.
Entries for Oaks
>>566488023schizos and schizo cocksuckers don't care
>>566488103I would like to see a Tiara winner that doesnt fucking die pls
>>566488084>oguri could be here
>>566487882She wants you to hold hands with her, Anon.
>>566487981There was an attempt at the least. It ended up with a non-/uma/club danchou had to step just for it to happen. Kinda humiliating and tells just how immature our clubs are.
god ever since discovering that stupid 67 zoomer meme i see it everywhere in my daily life nowhelios sex
Whats your opinion on Narita Brian? I really like her
>discord and club faggotrySundays are supposed to be marvelous, not gay
>>566488070if you don't nip the bud of bad actors early, then it'll affect you eventuallythat is why we don't like schizos and dramafarming shitstirrers, or at least, we're not supposed to, the way so many people are enabling them and each other
>>5664881966 7
>>566488094did anyone have the autism to record every final refresh they had
>>566488190I feel like there should have been a bigger /uma/ club drama if this was the case. I'm bored, is there any archive posts?
>>566487332strawberry daifuku
>>566487954I want to ride Eishin Flash.
im the mayaschizo
>>566488257>Japanese humor
>>566488196
>>566487524Did my archivereps and I couldn't find a single thing about it EXCEPT a mention of /uma/ club chat infighting. A LITERAL INSIDE CLUB DRAMA
So /Uma/Club has been derailing the threads recently
>>566488274you wouldnt geddit
>>566488232hey that's cheating
>>566484979sweep tosho would say this
child bride is actually pretty good for this CM if you run pure Late/End
>>566488231Is that why everyone in /uma/club is a shitposter shit stirrer to begin with? Why did you ruin the danchou cup ?
>>566488359When you are forced to farm fans all they you develop mental problems or have them already
>>566488324No that's still you, V
>>566488257wao
V would never post Maya
>>566487961>check your md5 in archivehmm
>>566488281stupid sexy zoomer
>>566488352always is if spurt starts on final corner
>>566488247It did have its own drama the time it happened. It happened pretty while back so good luck if you want to search for the archive
>>566488407Everyone is V to the /Uma/Club schizos >>566487961 got it
>>566488359idk don't ask me, I don't even know of the danchou cup lore
5 borrows aren't enoughgive more
It is always Mambo's fault.
>>566488525borrow this
>>566488567*swallows the brick and you too*
>>566488510You really aren't very subtle
My name you ask? V
wake the fuck up samurai
>>566488640Nishino would NOT say this
I wish i had someone who would protect me like V's protector does
>>566488636You're really dumb aren't you
Should I bother with Ryan inherit for CM14? Tempted to just do Cheer+Pulse.
I don't even hate Vs posts when he doesn't post NTR. The uma is just so ugly that seeing her attached to a post make people hate the poster
>V's protectorhave you considered that you're just a repulsive faggot and we're specifically attacking you and your ilks instead of sucking up to some weird fag who likes a 5head basic blond bitch
So, /uma/ clubs confirmed to hate the NTR posterTamaLove - known and doxxed, the maker of BBB/Uma/ Club - still unnamed - appears to be collective or majority of the membersIf other clubs want to step up, then show a lounge of your club and claim that you hate said poster.Yeah. I know everyone probably hates him but these are the clubs stupid/brave enough to claim the hate instead of staying neutral.
>says this>gets murderednyooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>566488216She cool
>>566488352Wait which child bride?
>>566488567
Flash is a cool and sportif grandpahttps://x.com/i/status/2053296103781724285
>>566488817There's no protector it's just him taking about himself in 3rd person
>>566488841Rare Bricked apparently has the whole Uma&Co blacklisted because of NTRposter
ITS ALMOST TIME FOR THE DAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYY
>>566488769There is zero reason not to use a Ryan parent
>>566488841compile a list of the club schizos
>>566488924Rare Bricked? More like Rare Based.
>>566488924Bayzed
>>566488854t-there is only 1 child bride in the game right now
>>566488953>recruits randosmaybe not
>>566488924based... so fucking zased....
>>566488947DAAAAAAHBYYYYYYYY????????!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?
>>566488924That's it, i'm joining rare bricked
>>566487954>>566488865what's he thinking?
>>566488982Every uma is a child and eligible to be my bride
>>566488847Stop posting this or you'll end up like him
>>566488841pretty sure autis/uma/ hates him, I remember him sperging out about them for some reason
>>566488103I wonder how Star Anise will perform in a 2400m race
>>566488352>yooshhhh ikuyooooo
>>566489037Woah its just like back in the day before I lost my balls and before I fucked a lot of mares
>>566489037Wank Mountain https://maps.app.goo.gl/DZYnRmHX1RFBfD6C9
>>566489053Which top club he hasn't sperged about yet is the better question
>>566488982My bride is an adult?
>>566489193I haven't seen anything from other A+/A clubs yet desu
>>566489193Our club Uma&Co hasn't sperged out about him
>>566489193there is only 1 top club and it's /Uma/clubthe rest are riffrafts
>>566489193Dacchis and Mambo?
>>566489193Mambo
where is it
>>566489037sachertorte
>>566488865Have they done this with Gold Ship yet
Remember when Cygames said they would release auto-career early?
>>566489428Nope
Next CM is Mile so you don't want any stamina. But without stamina how do you like Kikuka and Tenno Sho?
OONIGE LOVE
hehe
>>566489341fix it yourself
This happens to NTR posters in Mambo>>566488847>>566489052
>>566489449sexy cunnies
>>566489447just run tiara?
>>566489486Keb told me on discord that Mambo is full of turds
>>566489551Okay but tenno sho needs like 500 stamina?
>>566489428I remember when /uma/ put words in Cygames' mouth
I hate that avatarfag too, yeah fuck 'im
>>566489348Nah Goldshippu is still printing money as an active. No way they would ship him off when he can still fuck mares. We gotta wait until they retire him. But they do present him at the farm.https://youtu.be/NVDwdvkjD88?is=xA6s6tL0abjWXwmn
The Matikanes fully support NTRposting (not the uma)
>Left thread when they started talking about him>Come back>They are still talking about himHow?
>>566489449
>>566489578you're not going to like the answeryou skip it
>>566489638rentfree
>>566489638MANT is so boring that we got women more interested in artificial drama
>>566489428Remember when they said they were gonna ban Sweepy users? Yeah.
>>566489428People interpretted it that way. Unfortunately it seems to be the preview of choice results. What I'm curious is if we'll ever get active changes like with the half anniversary- Adjusted income- 11/11 balance patch- 100 pulls on RikoLooking at the state of community engagement right now, it's almost like a dream that it happened.
>>566489442>>566489603Intern-kun...
>>566489674Would it be worth getting one blue recovery to run tenno sho?
>>566489638classic mant moment
>>566489704/uma/ will be saved once these women get beat and shut up
>>566489738Nigger why are you so obsessed with that shit race
>>566489732any day now>>566489442>>566489603BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTFO
>>566489279autis/uma/ likes dacchis
>>566489603>>566489442How new are you faggots, do you even play the game
autis/uma/ should just disband desu
>>566489442>>566489603lmao owned >>566489732
>>566489732Neat, I'm wrong, but it's still a bad interpretation"Releasing guided career early" doesn't mean "implement guided career for scenarios JP doesn't even have"Releasing it any time between GL and, uh, Meka? is still early
how does one subscribe to the comfiness of a B+ club, get A+ income, while dodging clubfaggotry
>>566488841Surprisingly still just the minority
How much more of MANT?
>>566489840G1
>>566489902>do you even play the game>MANT scenario who is gonna tell him
>>566489961Retard
>>566489961
>>566489963join uma&co
>>566490002Keep on being a tourist and shit up the thread proud of ya
>>566489990two weeks
>>566489982So all the shitposters are pretty much the top clubs
>>566489732What I don't understand is why people are expecting it on 1st anni. Japs got it on 4th anni, I'm not expecting it to come before 2nd anni.
Eishin Flash is the prettiest horse ever
>>566489963uma&co but unironically, don't listen to the shit stirrers
>>566490072Dont lie on the internet...
Good morning bros
>>566490134Go back to sleep, thread ruined early
>>566490120gomentwo months and two weeks
>>566489982>Autis/uma/ A+Tick tock...
>>566489991Do you also run the Dirt G1s and the Sprint G1s? Just skip it nigger, if you manage to win that race in career you bricked your run
>>566490109He's still very handsome and they sure polished him up for the event
>>566489990five months
>>566490134Good morning Pearl anon!
>/uma/club constantly poaching top members>They just admitted to being the schizos shitposting in the thread>Everyday they demand V to be kicked>Their club is constantly missing one member every monthSo this whole operation is just a ploy to poach him huh... naruhodo...
>>566490134Good morning
>>566490192they missed A+ past 2 months already
are we pulling for Palmer?
>>566490157I still have to go to work and do my dailies
>>566490286nyo
>>566490187Thanks
>>566490292>working on a sundaygrim
>>566490286nyes she's a must pull for Longs
>>566490063Listen, motherfucker. I’m a hardcore umamusume fan, and you crossed a line by accusing me of being a tourist
>>566490286>mile F runaway uma in MANT
>>566490254>>566490265Good morning!
>>566490286I'll just use some tickets
THE WELFARE CLOCKS CYGAMESWHERE ARE THEY
>>566490430MANT is temporaryUmas are forever (until EoS)
>>566490256Funniest part about this is no one's surprise that it's /uma/ club who houses the schizos
>>566490286>yuri coded oonigganah hard pass for me, I already have Suzuka
umanko as in horse pussy
>>566490286Yeah in December
How does Palmer fit into the wealthy Mejiro family?
>When you upgrade Cheer Natie's potential she says "one, tsu, steppu uppu!"Im going to die of diabetes
>>566489732>>566489859>>566489902>>566489939All of you are (probably) a bunch of retards since:first, "Guided career" may refer to the feature that help you build uma for CM (pic related)second, you won't get your auto play until Grandmaster, or you are forced to play URA Finale because not one scenario between them are implemented with auto play
>>566490472let’s say you genuinely have no clocks left. how are you supposed to grind MANT?
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>566490587how does my penis fit into palmer
>not waiting for the all star gyaru banner to get them all in one packageshiggydiggy
>>566490593Retard
>>566490593it's ok I'm just gonna use autocareer for dailies so dancho doesnt freak
>>566490593How is that a guided career? That doesn't even make sense nor related to anything you're trying to push/defend anymore
>>566490610Barely noticable?
>>566490509houses the schizos and the sweeping cheaters nothing new
so how is nuSweepy so far, sweepers?
i want to make a pace for promote but i have neither ssky nor redhag kill me
>>566490593
>17 years old
Next valentine banner......I AM VOMIT
>>566490724sweeper no sweeping
>>566490593>guis this is guided career>shows a non career I see
>>566490820ines is a cutie though
>>566490820I managed to dodge Biwa on Ogris banner hopefully I'll dodge Ryan on that banner too
Sometimes I think the JP players may just be as clueless as us or even more retarded but fueled by elitism
med B works with around 300 speed
Should I roll for Mr CB?I like End Chasers and I have a few of them but is it worth it?I have 2 pities. What are my chances of getting MLB? Is MLB needed?Please help
>>566490917Dont say that...
>Cygames milking pace cucks again with another must have distance and style cardKek
>>566490820I want Ines to call me goshujin-sama and wipe down my crotch after I secretly trip her and she spills my drink on me
umas looking at cardboard cutouts of themselves
>>566490936Go watch a WitGod video so you can stop thinking that and start knowing that instead
>>566490958CB is usable at 1LB
>>566490958You should, because it's one of the few SSR cards that function at 1LB, then you can work at MLBing it during the CB Creek rerun.
wahey
>>566490724Doesn't work for me. I'm tired of doing careers myself.
Are end closers a long-term viable style?
I really really want to have sex with uma girls
>>566491034>>566491037All the confirmation bias I need. Time to roll.
>>566491090>is [currently meta style] viable long-term
>>566491153Yes, that was the question. Do I need to explain the difference between present and future?
>>566491090yes
>>566491189Commit to a style and win. Doesnt matter which one
>>566491090End closer is the most sovlful style
>>566491189It's gonna be the worst style forever so no
>>566490752You should be fine just running Red Shift.
>>566491090Pace and Late have the longest reign of dominance pretty sure if you want to be super meta about it (though that still won't be happening for a while)
>>566490962bouquet has 95% of her potential at 0lb thoughbeit so you can just select her or get spooked and just wait for a better stam card
>sweepy>maya>flowerwhich style do i commit to...
>>566491284I mean if you're gonna talk like that then everything besides pace are dogshit.
>>566491335All of them
Would you rather try to make an End Closer Digitan with a borrowed Mr. CB and your own 2LB Super Creek or instead run a Late Surger Digitan with a borrowed MLB Creek and your own MLB SR Tachyon?
>>566491404You don't need Creek
>>566491404I'd rather not have to deal with low friendship cards in MANT, but it's not like you cant high roll shops and have no issues
>>566491341Lates will be meta soon and will remain around as strong as Pace and Fronts will remain relevant in LoH.Ends have nothing going for them except Orfevre
>>566491090Kentucky 152nd Derby already re-proved it
>>566491090look up Orfevre
>>566491434Im not sure how to reliably get white heals outside praying Akikawa gives them to me
>>566491030You just know top JP players respect VF more than witshart
>>566491404you don't need that much stam gwo2LB is enough just play creek as a roamer and maybe 1 or 2 stam clicks in summer and nothing else
>>566491090it gets very expensive later on because they put all the must pull banners close to anni in addition to actually going out of your way to pull all the end closers because there are barely any (as opposed to pace/late just rolling whatever banner they want because there are a gorillion of them)
>>566491457Lucky Orfevre is a GOATed design and 100% pull for me.
Give me one line that goes harder
>>566491404end closer digitan is a massive meme here
>>566491464>All the bozos up front probably pseudo-Rushed nearly everyone in the race when they bashed into each other early on
What speed cards am I supposed to be running in GL and GM if I'm non-front?I only have KSB right now.
>>566491593I think you should eat your veggies
>>566491034>>566491037I am glad to report back that I MLB'd her in 200 pulls. I got 1LB really early (like 50 pulls in) and thought why the hell not.
>>566491090buebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebuebue
Any clubs have a spot open?
>DING DING DING UH OH DIGITAN POSTED TIME TO PUSH THE >END IS SHIT NARRATIVE AGAIN
Imagine going to the fan fest and managing to get your hands on an origami flower hand-made by Nishino only to overhear that it was actually made by her trainer (that fat balding guy who was standing in the corner taking pictures of all the fillies).
>>566491672
>>566491593>God please help me find true love>"It's not the gods that are going to answer your prayers... it's me."Brian please hook me up with your sister.
>>566491670kitachud tachy + 1 flex spd on shit growth umas
For CM14 what are my accels?El Pasa? Spoopy Creek?
>>566491545The problem is that you're gonna be buying Supp cards for 1 single uma that isn't gonna be good for all distances.You will have to invest in another style unless you're planning on running Orfevre double debuffer every CM
>>566491719Yeah
>>566491593So Brian is the SMT neutral rep
>can't push for 60RB on Seiun because both Kitasan and Bobo has 5RBfuck
>>566491593no one says this
femcel uma?
>>566491776Aside from Mr CB, what else do you need?
>>566491670If you only have Kita then you should be pulling on either SMaru or Tachyon. Tachyon is obviously better if you run pace and has free pulls, but SMaru is better on a budget since she works just fine at 1lb (even though 3lb is obv nicer), while Tach REALLY wants those higher LB numbers to not fall off hard after her scenario ends
>>566491719just post your id
>>566491485>a golshi with less stamina and recovery but more speedyeah so
>>566491796this one's annoying for me too to the point I'm considering dropping bobo
>>566491823falco
>>566491719Uma&Co
>>566491723>P-PLEASE IGNORE THAT ITS WINRATE IS BARELY HIGHER ON HAKURAKU EXCEPT ALL THE END DIGITAN ARE RUN BY MASSIVE WHALES AND THAT SPURT DOESNT EVEN WORK ON THIS TRACK AND THAT YOU HAVE TO RUN SHITTY ASS END PARENTS>YOU MUST MOOOOOOOOTATE BECAUSE...UHHH.... JUST DO IT OK!!!
>>566491769nishino flowercheer kingu
I have 120k carats and my deck is shit because I'm always too scared to pull on cards due to my past bad experiencesuma for this feel?
>>566491789>>566491845I wasn't sure if there was an interview process involved or not...619119367554
>>566491908host a roommy end digitanyour late digitanwe fight
>>566491769Front wants Angling and PlanchaPace wants Budding and Mummy>lateEnd wants Straightaway Spurt and Cheer (CHalo's unique)
>>566491836Right now it's just Mr CB you're not gonna be using her by the time Orf comes out though.
>>566491932Nishino flower is for pace only right?If you are running late and/or end, what are your accels? Only cheer kingu?
>>566491278Truer words have yet to be said
>>566491946You can just respond to any recruiting post as well if there's one you're specifically interested in. A couple of A/A+ clubs have a spot open right now
>>566491796Bobo kinda sucks as a witcard overall, but you be the judge how much are you willing to sacrifice for Taking the lead.Kita is way too good imo to change for anything else
>>566491973Angling? The accel phase is on a straight no?
>>566491908>>566491958this picked fight is relevant to my interestsfwiw i found a nice enough Maru with dangling End sparks
>>566491934i spent 60k on fuku for only 2 dupesi spent 30k on finemo for 3 dupesshit just happens sometimes
>>566491946Sent an invite!
>>566491848>a golshiCurrent speed>Target Speed and she has 0.35 not 0.25 with no conditionAnd she built in encroaching shadow that activates immediatly in late-race with no condition either
>>566492054It's a rerun of the first Cancer CM (Tokyo 1600m) so there is a very tiny late-race corner section
>>566492047remember when we said Kita won't be used in MANT
>>566491631>>566491908>>566491958oi oi oi don't tell me you don't even have a late digitan oi oi oi im giving you 5 minutes if not im leaving
>>566492054nyo the accel phase starts just before the corner ends
>>566491404If you don't own a CB, that kinda deletes the advantage of running End Digitan. The only other option is to run Stamina sparks and get a gold heal somehow. Uhh Serenity from Air Shakur?
>>566492106Thank you! I accepted, thanks for having me.
>>566492016spurt for ends>lateslmaohttps://daftuyda.moe/accel
>>566492175If ever think you’re bad at umamusme check out /uma/
>>566492191Which club did you end up joining bwo
God I need another fucking speed card
>>566492175Thanks god we listened to witgod and VF and not the larping gaslightubers
>>566492284why VF hate again when his info is solid
>>566492232Uhhh, I'm not sure if it's in good etiquette to say...
>>566492254You don't wanna know.
>>566492284I look like this
I'm so hungry...
ATTENTION EVERYONEI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NARITA TOP ROADTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
>>566492348I mean we could just look up the ID you posted and see where you ended up once Doxogenesis updates. I'm just curious
>>566492342Because he did some shitty things in the first months when global launched and it remained
Aiee I can't decide between pulling for CB now or waiting for her rerun (I only have 0LB creek)
I like to gamble on lates. Either they pass everyone or they get boxed in and I kill myself only to come back and bet on the next race
I can't convert Cheer Kingu into an end closer for Gemini without tanking her chances at Mile S..
>>566492445he did? was it the witgod slander
>VF
>>566492443Uma&Co if you must know.
>>566492473Turf S is more important than Mile S you realize
>>566491631>>566491908>>566491958come on gwo im bringing 3 honest umas no domsyou know what fuck it im hosting please join if you have a late digitan93461642
>>566492137I thought current speed can't bypass the cap, or at least that's what jewtubers were saying.>And she built in encroaching shadow that activates immediatly in late-race with no condition eitherWhich one? None of these behave like spurt/shadow. Reign has a final corner requirement so it doesn't work on Kikuka or TSS
>>566492510That's the worst possible club you could have joined.
>>566490962Do we still need Shakur / Feno, can skip both right?
>>566492510tragic, but I hope they treat you well anon>>566492476idk what he did at the start since I wasnt paying attention at the time, but the website he is heavily associated with (uma.guide) launched with a shit ton of misinfo (and I'd still only recommend using for the agenda planner)
>>566492530that would be even worse because getting Mile to A would cause less aneurysms in careerI'm already gaming trying to keep Medium at B for max 9 mile sparks or if even Medium ought to be A then it would be 6 mile sparks maximum
I've arrived, so busy even with the weather not being the greatest
>>566492510Oh no no no no
>>566492656Yesh the weather is kinda ass, but the food is still good
>>566490647>>566490689>>566490841hey I am not 100% sure about it either"guided career" sounds way more like a feature that recommends you to set sp cards, which stats to increase, which skills to buy etc... based on the goal you set (CM)you fags were the ones who insisted on "guided career" being "auto-play" when the picture doesn't confirm anything about what it doesmy point about not getting it early still stands tho
>>566492573>>566492643>>566492691What the heck? Don't talk about my umadachis like that...
>>566492254Your Fuku, Biko, Bakushin? Taiki, Tachyon, and especially Pasa are the next ones
>>566491793>Brian: We should priorities banning vegetables
>>566492510Unironically ask for a kick and join any other club
>>566492730Retard
>>566492754>Biko, Bakushin?I ALREADY REGRET NOT ROLLING ON THE BANNERI HATE MYSELF FOR IT EVERY CMFUCK FUCK FUCK WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE
the schizos cortisol levels are rising
>>566491631>>566491908>>566491958final slot is for you934616429346164293461642we have 2 people already1 front 1 pace 4 endsno domsyour late digitan will hit red shiftis this fair enough?i will let the timer run down by itself because i need to go now
>>566492476he was advertised as the 90% WR guythis CM1 happened
>>566492707are you here yet? where ya at
>>566492897>clickbait youtube videos got attentionkid knows what hes doing and baited the retards
>>566492897kek >90% wr >lost every final CM
>>566492656>>566492707How do you guys find local races? I wonder if there are any here in Germany...
OP pasta club list shows Uma&Co as an A+ clubwhats wrong wit it?
>>566492921yeah Im eating lunch right now. Im sitting next to the fries stand in back.
>>566491403Is Christmas Palmer actually good?Should I save and pull for her instead of her regular version?
>>566492572Evolved skills can change completely the conditions>Evolved from: Reign>Conditions:>running_style==4>&course_distance>=2000>&is_lastspurt==1>&ground_type==1>Base duration: 0.9 s>Effect: Increase Acceleration (0.4)And current speed can bypass the cap yes>>566492632Shakur is a scenario banner must pull there's free pulls with Daiwa wit for fronts, it's still the generalist stam card and the only stamina card for frontsAs for Meno it's a long/pace card so it's better to just borrow but if you want the ultimate long pace uma you will need to get Teio, Almond Eye, power Fine Motion and wit Shion (a long only borrow slop so you have to choose which one you get)
>>566492510Schizos btfoenjoy the stay bwo. Our quota is pretty flexible and there is no real requirement aside from not flatlining and laundering dirt shoes
>>566492707>>566492921locate yourselves by waving your phones with the game loaded
>>566493070You can't just tell someone to reveal their power level like that
>>566492994what's wrong with that information?
>>566492994Discord club, which wouldn't even be that bad if they didn't also have a bunch of schizos sperging out in the threads during SEA hours
>>566492560Challenge accepted!
>>566492983Which slop tuber has the best wr after one round of the zodiac anyway
>>566493012Xmas Palmer is only good for Arima Kinen
>offline /uma/ meetup is at the irl keiba arenas
>>566492175>remember when we said Kita won't be used in MANTimagine I'm saying this with the thickest SEA accent possible You didn't triple spark both fukukitaru and ntr?
>>566493230didn't anons already meet up at arima kinen last december
>>566493298yeah i heard there was an orgy
VFtranny is dead (real). He gave up on MANT despite it being his favorite scenario. Let if go already.
>friend says if I was a trainer, I'd either be creek's or manipulated by currenI don't even like themWhat the fuck
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE MY NARRATIVE
>>566493379>Let if go already
>>566493407nonny perhaps you require adult supervision at all times
>>566493379he plays JP and global no time for both and hes focusing JP
>get fast learner>instant high scoreNishino scares me...
>>566493432waow thank god I skipped mr cheeseballs.
>>566492994They have a retard (and potential cronies including the danchou) in there who derails threads while contributing nothing of value. There's also people who are too obsessed with drama and sperg out whenever they think he might be posting that also derail the thread and contribute nothing of value and there's constant arguments which group is worse that are insanely tiring (they should both fuck off).
>>566492987i just knew this track since i was a kidgermany has g1 races so im sure you have local races
>>566492987Es ist einfach in der Schweiz, da fast alles in der Zentralschweiz stattfindet. Am einfachsten suchst du im Netz mal.
>>566493268Fuku is a good card until 2.5 anni. Imagine having a support card but can speed rainbow with +25 to all starting stats. Half of /uma/ probably have her MLB
>>566493432>mfw my Dia beats both Digitans
So far the schizo lore is >a schizo from /v/ got kicked out of /v/ma>said schizo went to /uma/>schizo has a meltdown every time something he doesnt like gets brought up in threads>became the obsessed anti JP schizo>also became the spoiler schizo>said schizo has also hated Stegoposter for a long time now>1st Danchou Cup happened>small fun drama because a dacchi accidentally joined with 3 umas>Daccheats>after a while his obsession with Stegoposter showed no results because Stegoposter kept dissing and ignoring him along with the thread>this obsession slowly shifted to another poster>NTRposter who had already been avatarfagging for 5 months or more>only became an issue a month or 2 ago because of the obsessed schizo>NTRposter having a huge ego was unable to ignore the schizo>threads devolved into back and forth bickering during peak burgerhours>a whole drought of timelooped schizohours>2nd Danchou Cup happened>someone from /uma/ Club had a meltdown because non /uma/ Club danchous joined>held the room hostage with 3 umas demanding non /uma/ Club danchous be kicked or not allowed to join>all the while 1st Danchou Cup was with non /uma/ Club danchous>2nd Danchou Cup got cancelled then reopened by a non /uma/ Club danchou refusing to fold against the schizo>NTRposter who had always hosted rooms even before the schizo latched onto him is now known as V from Uma&Co>said obsessed schizo somehow didnt know about his name until others mentioned his IGN>schizo now demanding he gets kicked from his club>when that didnt happen their whole month of bickering continued while V kept hosting on the side>NTRposter hosted a room with no spectators allowed>MuvLuvposter from TamaLove called NTR a Basic Blonde Bitch>NTRposter retaliated with a dox>drama now involves TamaLove>infighting inside /uma/ Club>after a meltdown about one of their members repeatedly joining roomsAnything I missed, or want documented?
>>566492510Enjoy the free gibs and the fun cm test rooms and chats we have, don't listen to the shit stirrers
>>566493542Mambo posted!!!
>>566493492Agreed that they should both fuck off, but let's not pretend that the people who retaliate when attacked are somehow worse than those who start the fights
>>566493536i dont even have one copy..
>>566493542Nobody calls you NTRposter, VYou will always be NTRfag
too read didn't long
>>566493481>6 races in JP scenario>Thats like 15mins a career>Has no time to play globalJust admit it he burned out.
>>566493542Most of your info is wrong
back to clubposting again kekarooniez
>>566493542There is No Reason for Dacchis to be included in this lore
>>566493542I can tell you weren't here on global release when you don't know who the "anti-jp schizo" is.
>>566493542>>2nd Danchou Cup got cancelled then reopened by a non /uma/ Club danchou refusing to fold against the schizoAnd all I got for that was my club being added to a list with the name butchered
>>566493432who the hell else was in that room
>>566490820VInes (hehe...) is good if you like fronts, but too lazy to farm GW.
>>566493615If you're f2p thats understandable only 30% of /uma/ are actually f2p. Im not even sure if those good chunk of 30% are still playing the game since the last polls conducted were during mid unity.
>>566493703I didn't even realize we have new names on the WARNING section lmao
>>566493432fell for end digitan meme award...
>>566493650takes many runs to get good JP aces as well as make content man is busy
>>566493542very educational mambroschizos are so funny
>>566493542>2nd Danchou Cup happened>someone from /uma/ Club had a meltdown because non /uma/ Club danchous joined>held the room hostage with 3 umas demanding non /uma/ Club danchous be kicked or not allowed to joinThis is kinda based ngl. Danchou cup was always meant to be /uma/.
>>566493650In JP you need to reroll your careers until you get fast learner or it's glue
>>566493542Okay but why did you have to post this? Can't you go a day without gossiping?All you are accomplishing with this is making the schizo have a melty again >>566493625
>>566493686it's overto be an A+ club is to be cursed with club dramafaggotrythere is no escape
HOEHHHHHHHHHHHARIGATOOOOOOOOO
>>566493842Why are you changing avatars now, V?
>Club is never mentioned in /uma/ schizo posting>Everyone just shuts up and puts up their fans for the month>Has been a steady A+ Club with no dramaGlad I joined the Club that I did
>>566493762new poll time!
Mambo!
>>566493882/uma/club dancho made this, only one that likes niigamas
>>566493921IT IS OUENNOT HOEH
>>566493938Same, I'm grateful for this
>>566493882Drama trannies should be stoned
Marche love
>>566493938Ok Umadash we're all very impressed
>>566493542
>>566493938there is no such thing
>>566493938IT'S UMADASH
>>566494019Rice VILLAIN would love drama trannies though
>>566493938now that you've said this the dramafags will make up something to gossip about
>>566493708
honses
>>566493842OH NO MIRAKO-SENPAI GET DOWNTHE SCHIZO WON'T LIKE THAT
>>566493882>>566493973>>566493542kek this shit is funny, these past 2 months were a massive waste of time.
>>566493979MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HOEH ARIGATOU
>>566494073Yeah so she can stone them
>>566493664Correct me if I'm wrong, like, genuinely. I can't keep up with these gossips.>>566493692I stopped caring which one's the real one. They act like the same, and mostly followed by scat meltdown anyway.>>566493686Needed sacrifice for the 1st danchou cup lore >>566493842I wanted to refresh my memory since every time I go to the threads there's apparently new lore or drama happening and Mambo's sadly freed of dramas.
>>566494027>>566494060Umadash has a discord.
>>566494086>Lossless image
>>566493432endcucks......
>>566493979HOOOOOOOOOEHHHHHHHH
Umadash has deep ties with a known ningen trafficking ring.
I miss when Mambo was the peak of club drama...
>>566494086dia GOD
>>566494210mambo had to fight for their new leader position thoughbeit?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>566493979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
>>566494086How do you even fucking train backliner Maya for this CM, she has mile D and B backlines, There's no way to hit medium S
>>566494210Doesn't help that the biggest most obnoxious avatarfag and a doxxfag is from uma&co
>>566493432OH NO NO NO ENDSHITS?
>>566494228
>>566494194>>566493921>>566494125I hope we all get the Smart Falcon alt for free at half anni
>>566494141mambo did have their share of dramabut it's mostly funny harmless stuff that we banter about instead of derailment and shitflinging, which is very comfy
>>566493979it's HOEH
>>566494086>End Wedding Mayai do recall someone somewhere saying she was a sleeper but i didn't know running her End was a part of that
>>566493432>he tanked his inheritance for thisoh nyo nyo nyo
>>566494141>Mambo's sadly freed of dramas.What the do you mean sadly? Why would you want drama for your club?In any case, all the drama in the thread is manufactured by a few schizos who can't take a break from talking about him every day.
>>566493432you have to run it bo5
>>566493542>said schizo has also hated Stegoposter for a long time now>after a while his obsession with Stegoposter showed no results because Stegoposter kept dissing and ignoring him along with the thread>this obsession slowly shifted to another poster>NTRposter who had already been avatarfagging for 5 months or more>only became an issue a month or 2 ago because of the obsessed schizo>NTRposter having a huge ego was unable to ignore the schizoTHIS IS WHAT I KEPT SAYING THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU RETARDS CAN'T HELP BUT JOIN IN BECAUSE LE HURR DURR FUN DRAMA
Don't make me hate Mirako bros...
>>566494336It's basically another MPB exclusively for Maya assume she stays 5th and below
>>566494405Because >>566494324Our dramas are fucking stupid
Can someone explain to me like I'm a retard what's the difference between Late Surgers and End Closers if they're both styles that "Start from the back and then accelerate to go fast late-race."
>>566494141Well a lot of your start is bad because you're combining multiple schizos into 1 schizoThe Stego poster stopped getting hate because the NTR poster started being more hatedthe 2nd Danchou cup got held hostage to get V kicked and the guy that did is was from an Eden club not /uma/club
>>566494210But Mambo only recently ousted their danchode through violent power struggle that involved days worth of club members gaslighting each other
this is why i don't post my favorite uma
>>566494405You manufacture that drama, VEspecially with your random doxxing
>>566494086I'm gonna need that dia posted
>>566494485But that's what avatarfags want
MuvLuv is gay
>>566494485it's literally the ntr fag.
Why this nigga keeps mentioning the protagonist of Cyberpunk 2077?
>>566493471But I was told I acted like single dad
>>566494513one's in the back and the other is, like, all the way in the backlate surgers accelerate the fastest of all positions and end closers have the highest top speed of all positions when given the same stat line
kek
>>566494324Mambo had dumb fun drama, this new wave of drama is actual /soc/tranny schizoshit
>>566494701>Mambo had dumb fun dramaAnd some of the best OC from /uma/
>>566494509Mambo should stay as the harmless drama club no matter how stupid, at least we will have something to laugh at the end of the ocean of bickering troons.Mambo is one of the few words that is not in my filter.
>>566494515>Well a lot of your start is bad because you're combining multiple schizos into 1 schizoMy bad. I should have not included "Became" and instead just said a schizo or same thing along the lines.>the 2nd Danchou cup got held hostage to get V kicked and the guy that did is was from an Eden club not /uma/clubI thought it was because of the non /uma/ clubs, the thread also had its fair share of drama around it. So I was wrong.I'll have to include that on my trainynotes.
>>566494513late surgers have stronger accel, and feels like they're more stupid than endclosersend closers have stronger max speed, and they tend to work by moving up early midrace by picking up speed earlierm and swinging wider than lates who just bursts ahead.so like, at least imolates: goes from 0 to 100 late race, full speed ahead, burstyends: swings out early and starts gaining speed since midrace, overtakes from the side, slowly builds up to the highest max speed efficiency
someone link the post where V doxxed the guy for no reason
>>566494554Not pictured: Late Corners (o), Late Savvy o, All I've Got, Take the Chance, Radiant Star
>>566494695Ryan got some nice oppais
>>566494795who are you trying to kid? You even type like the ntrfag
>>566494513speed/accel coefficients which vary across race stages
>>566494657wake the fuck up samurai we got a skin outbreak mood down awful -30 stats 1* (Speed) 1% training (failed) to burn
>>566493207Ah that sucks.Not a fan of those umas with super specialized uniques. Kinda why I want to roll for Ballroom Gimlet instead of regular Gimlet
>>566494818very nice, d*ck?
>>566494515>the 2nd Danchou cup got held hostage to get V kicked and the guy that did is was from an Eden club not /uma/clubWhat the fuck? I was being gaslighted this whole thread that it was from someone in /uma/ club??
Hey on the plus side we've managed to get some jong rooms going again recently
>>566494086>>566493432desu to be a sweaty autist about this it would be nice to get borrow codes or some way to re-simulate that shit
>>566494928I was gonna make one again now but I'm too tired I'm going back to sleep
>>566494894I meanit's 1 anon's word against anothergaslighting is an /uma/ tradition
>>566494894/uma/club has an alt in one of the edensubclubs since they have no life
>>566494515So there's a non-zero chance that the schizo is someone from Eden and not here?I mean that would totally make sense but what the fuck
I had to stop and reflect on myself because I suddenly thought Goldship was erotic and got hardThat should never happen
>>566494812>>566494852>90 seconds apartHe lives rentfree huh...
>>566494892Jordan, Fuku, Windy, Marvy Pwr, Neicha, Riko
>>566494992>since they have no lifedoesn't take much time to press the "start sweeping" button
>>566494894The guy was allegedly somebodys alt but we have no idea if that's true or not and even if he was an alt we don't know what his main is.
>>566494992And uma&co has a schizo avatarfag who doxxes people, your point?
>>566494928
>>566494694>>566494803>end closers have the highest top speed of all positions when given the same stat line>end closers have stronger max speedFor real? Is this one of those hidden values that the game hides from us? I'd always just assumed that everyone's cap of 1200 Speed was equal
>>566494812>566205059
>>566494982Good night anon, I'll be around later if we find some more jongers
>>566495063>I'd always just assumed that everyone's cap of 1200 Speed was equalSpeed =/= speed.
>>566495021impressive, that isn't a cracked deck at all. I might rework my dober into a dia using that as inspo if I finish with my red maru remake
>>566495057Sounds based desu wa
im preparing for CM14, the tokyo 1600m.but im kinda confused, im keeping seeing firm course menace being similarly valued the same as many skills like prof curvature or double circle velocity skills on umalatorso is it worth it here, or is it just too expensive to consider
>>566495057point is /uma/club sperged out and ruind the cup
way more hot sauce left in the bottle than I thoughtshouldn't have just dumped the restsorry Grass...
>>566493542>NTRposter who had already been avatarfagging for 5 months or more>only became an issue a month or 2 ago because of the obsessed schizoI hate the NTRfag, but this is what strikes me true. I'm sure he's been avatarfagging already since a long time ago but went unnoticed
>>566495158NTR retard is ruining the threads for months now
>>566495057uh oh someone got a nerve touchedalso doxxing schizos who picked a fight first is basedquite literally "sorry, I must go all out just this once"
So the new theory is that the edenposter actually has an alt in /uma/ club? Fascinating... this theory keeps developing and going deeper...
>>566495120>Speed is not SpeedNaruhodo...
Every club should have a schizo or twoThey are like super soldiers that fight for the clubOr in this case they are Umadols that need to keep the popularity rate high
I hope all club dramafags get hit by a meteor
>>566495126Yeah, it didn't take that long to get a Dia I was happy with. Riko always surprises when I include her, which is basically anytime stamina is a concern. She just smooths runs out nicely.
>>566495219More like he's a sensitive fag who got angry over calling topro "basic blonde bitch" and can't take bantzBut I'm sure you know it
>>566495063gaslight doc has the details I thinkbut I haven't gone to it in a while and it's also removed from the OP>>566495154FCM is super affordable if you get firm condition hints. Basically I just get the best Length:skill point ratio skills and hope it works (as long as I verify that the skills actually work)
>>566495254Spurt doesn't always happen during the Last Spurt, but Last spurt will always spurt
>>566495063you just have to remember that if spurt sucks end closers will suck unless it's a 3000m+ trackthere are other factors but they're honestly irrelevant in comparison
>Tsuru still more than 2 years awayGrim
>>566495063Late race you're going to see (unbuffed) top speed values ranging from 22m/s to 23m/s with frontrunners having the lowest one (their speed is highest early race as to build up their lead) and end closers having the highest one, assuming everyone's at 1200 with the same distance aptitude, no greens and not affected by uphills or downhills.
>He stills thinks it was because of the LE bantzClueless
For anyone lacking context, see >>566205059Moral of the story: if you host, post the results.
>>566495378game and /uma/ will eos b4 then
le sigh... which club are they trying to kill today
>>566495398You lost, VTry growing a thicker skin
>>566495412>NTRfag didn't post result because that would take away image from his attention whoring postsThat's funny and pathetic
>>566495412If that is what you learned from that then you are no different from Indians who play with cobras and get bitten to death kek
>>566495564All that boils down to, he needs to post his avatar so it's literally impossible for him to post results.And people insist he isn't avatarfagging btw
>>566495586But you do not play the game so your opinion is worth less than Indian shit
Found this in the archive >>562443406Curious
How about I kill your mother right in front of you, faggot?
>>566495412SPECIAL WEAK STOP EATING THE CAKE ON THE PIANO
>>566495498The funniest part is that /uma/ club members aren't even responding to bait narratives and it's just dramafags screaming into the void.
>>566493542neighers like you are the real schizos
>>566495693Doto wouldn't say this.
>>566495690Mambo can't stop winning
>>566495693Doto...probably would say this, yeah.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>566495784same
>>566495735Sure bro we believe you, totally not posting and shit stirring, right?
>>566495735They already did and Dan told them to stop embarassing the club
>>566495735I have no problem with /uma/club. Their danchou is cool and posts lust provoking images of hishi amazon
>>566493542i'm not reading allat
>>566495763Doto is the reason /uma/ is dying. Why do you think Team Canopus assaulted her when they did the signal hijack?
>>566495735one poster I like is from there do I have only respect for /uma/club
>>566495214He's been doing it at least or more than 5 months ago, or at least some of his MD5 shows
Great thread everyone! In 20 posts that's a wrap.Remember, we are going to repeat the same talking points for the next 750 posts in the next thread. Check your script and shoutout on discord if you have any questions.
>>566493542>a schizo from /v/ got kicked out of /v/mastopped reading thereyou can't kick someone out of a thread, much less a schizothey are incapable of telling whether they are wanted and will only leave when they find something else to fixate on.
I still don't understand what guts does and whether I should try to pump it up or not
>100 images behind scheduleterrible thread
>>566495906Can I request the Chiyo guy to ask for an /uma/bf again I feel liked we missed that this time around
>>566495906I'm gonna post DIGITAN LOVE even though I'm not the usual Digitan love poster (I am sometimes though)
>>566495412bwo I don't care about this at all since it's been so looped to death. I need to know more about >>566494515 the Eden club member that hijacked the 2nd Danchou clubDon't bury this more important info
The big harness race in 10min
>It's another episode of 200pulls for a dyke that is allergic to cock
>>566495992too many women gossiping
>>566496049High Noon will do it
>>566496029We know it's you VSucks about your 3rd place in finals ROFL
Any Ogurischizos?
>>566495214>>566495872Speaking of MD5, I did follow one of his images before that lead me to some of his posts from back in 2024 when /umajp/ was not split into 2 threads
Tell me how this thread literally isn't just /cgl/ and /soc/ combined right now?
>>566496106I believe in him too
I think this is the worst miss click of all time lol
>>566496031IDK I was banned for a month for unrelated reasons when all that was going down.
>>566495693I think my mother is having a stroke but she's too afraid/retarded to ask for help and accept being taken to a hospital where they're able to help her. I called an ambulance and she decided to give yes/no answers until the dudes left without seeing an issue in her behaviorI also got fired but utlity bills and the mountain of debt coming after my ass don't careTo top it off, I can't sleep, the career I'm running is shit and I've got zero platinumssurely next thread will be better
>>566496093Rice posters still owe me a date.
>>566496192At least you didn't do it during summer haha...
>>566496109I don't know who V is and at this point I'm afraid to ask
Today is your last chance to brick your account for your big sister
>>566496192>He overdid it
>>566496247V is the protagonist of the famous big seller videogame Cyberpunk 2077
>>566496210I hope your mother is really okay or will be
>>566496267Nyoooo i'll brick for Palmer instead
>>566496247lucky if true
>>566496338doto would never say this
>>566496327
>>566496327what if i NTR NTR?
>>566496247Wake the fuck up samurai, we've got a general to burn
>>566496338Doto be like>Your mother? Isn't she DEAD?
next thread will be better
>>566496237rip, still not dead cause I had many cupcakes and stamina potions>>566496307I pressed training with 97% failure
>>566494928make a room next thread
>>566496327Kek cheeky cunt ain't ya
We should only post things umas would say in the next buttered bread.
>>566496338Doto would say this, but not before bumping into someone and causing a scene.
Any bets on multiple threads?
>>566496345That's a respectable decision
doto would grope you and play it off as an accident
>>566496526how about we start nao
Why did Cygames not add even a single Pre-OP Medium race before the first shop goes away? Is there really no tiny race they could've added?
>>566496267On a scale of 1-10 how much does she want trainer's cock?
>>566496439
>>566496556Grand Live fixes this, but by that point game is EoS already
>>566496556they have to do it in real life first
>>566496452I'm taking my dog out for a walk rn and after that I'll be busy getting some lunch. I can make one after that though
>>566496629Nanasis only JUST announced EOS despite no one playing that shit anymore, a game only EOSs is the company cannot support it anymore. Cygames won't let it die that easy.
>>566496703You mean like PriConne?
>>566496664there are fictional races in the game already, they can just make a race called Umamusume Shitter Stakes or something
>>566496760Cygames didn't directly handle Priconnoe(EN, the fucking JP game is still somehow alive) just like they didn't directly handle world flopper.
Before the thread dies this is all I could find about the Eden guy >>564806951
>>566496593Ehhh she's not trying to hop on your dick but she still cherishes you. 6, I guess.
next pistol round will be better
don't worry when ebayan wins the larc it will extend the game for another 20 years
>>566496839>In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...Is this a popular quote? Could swear I was following someone from an /uma/ club with the same thing in his profile back in the URA days.
>>566496629depends really, global on must pull banners makes just as much or a bit better than umaKR on meta weeks, and that ain't on EoS soon
>>566496959>>566496959>>566496959new
>>566496049The now 6 times undefeated Enattof won by a nose length
>>566496879If it were at least 8 I would have sparked
>>566496969>page 3>70 images slots remaining
>>566496928https://uma.moe/profile/111235673405The guy was always from Eden clubs except for one...
>>566498143Sure, but if the claim is that it's an alt then that shows nothing.
