Aribeth Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>566551492>Thread QuestionWas Aribeth a good wife?
>>566655724Dropped her when I discovered how readily she dropped her previous lover
Paladin + Fighter, or Paladin + Inquisitor?
>>566655724>TQNo.
>>566655724used + abused + quick on the rebound + traitoryou can't trust that hoecertified bad waifu
>TQNo, but Linu is.
who are these people?
Why are some people so obsessed with romancing non-human women in CRPGs?
The only good waifu was Saiya
>>566656379Dunmer women have purple anuses, just for example.
>>566656379look up what raceplay is
>>566656379have you TALKED to human women? [Laugh track]
>>566655724>Was Aribeth a good wife?Whomst?
>>566656379Being white.The main sign a RPG is anti-white is if it has alien or fantasy race women and doesn't let a human MC romance them.The white man is a conqueror and explorer and the apex of humanity and his briliance exceds those of other species. So naturally alien/fantasy women should be conquered by him. If a game denies white men this, it is demoralizing them and saying that he is lesser and not worthy of the alien female's adoration I.E. not being able to conquer her. Proper fantasy/sci-fi show the male protagonist rising to overcome obstacles through his excelence and upright moral stature, thus despite there being more powerful and sncient races such as elves, asari etc. They recognize the human man's struggle and valor and fall for him. If a game denies this it's saying you will never amount to anything no matter how hard you try. This is exemplified in Rogue Trader by Owlcrap games where the Eldar woman no matter how much you help her, frogive her betreyal, put your neck on the line for her, she still humiliates you by forcing you into a non-sexual relationship with no touching allowed if you pursue her while not letting you see anyone else, setting all the rules.Meanwhile in Mass Effect Shepeard is given his proper treatment.So choose wisely which game you play and support.
>>566656562>he talks to womencringe and gay
>>566656379HUMAN sisters we need to STAND UP and voice the UNFAIRNESS of NONHUMAN (or INHUMAN as I prefer to call them) women in CRPGs they're literally GENOCIDING us as we speak
>Galfrey is the eldest daughter of the last prince of Mendev who died under mysterious circumstances on a diplomatic mission to Sarkoris in 4601 AR. She was quickly crowned and has remained the head of state ever sinceSo she killed him?
>>566656640So when are you leaving your basement to explore your frontyard, explorer man?
>>566656640This except that eldar are shit, get some taste
So do we still love Kibbles or nah?
>>566656473
>>566656986No saar
>>566656986we ain't never gonna stop lovin her
tes elves are disgusting and are only interesting for their fluff in some cases
Name one elf you like
>>566657329Elanee, the most beloved of /crpgg/ waifus.
>>566657329Viconia
>>566657329Deedlit. In fact my obsession with smoochable elves goes all the way back to watching the Lodoss OVAs and wanting to be a human male warrior who travels the world with his elf gf.
>>566657002
>>566656379i would take argenta over alien scum anytime
>>566657553Pirotess better
Sex with Daeran is straight than romancing Yrliet
>>566657329Frieren
What is this thread? What are you uncs even talking about? Shit from like 30 years ago? Stick to talking about Owlcat waifus.
Whats the best buffs to hit ghost type eneimes in wotr? Fuckers all have dc 20 to get hit its annoying.
>>566657921use the toybox and turn on the feature to always hit, improves the game from a 4/10 to an 8/10
>>566657921Just use Finnean. He comes with Ghost Touch property.
Rasz cucks Yrliet and I can respect that
>>566649439Are they seriously considering rewriting and recording all dialogue? Or was that just some bullshit they said on social media to try and damage control?
>>566657329Xan
>>566658141I doubt it. Even if they did, why would it be better? Same writers, same casting directors, probably same result. With an added time and money crunch it might even get worse, see what Larian did to Wyll.
With my final breath, Rogue TraderI kill all your enemiesNow you have no need to post further in this thread about your strugglesIn fact, any future Rogue Trader posts should be considered heresy
>>566658141Well for the male character yeah because almost every single feedback they got was complaining about his voice. And given that majority of RPG players play as a male, they kind of have to do something.
>>566658024nice thank you>>566657968eh maybe in my secodn run.
>>566658349I feel like Argenta has a fat ass.
>>566658369It's kind of weird because voice acting, when present, was always fairly good quality in general. How could they drop the ball so hard on the Expanse?
>>566656827>diplomatic mission to SarkorisI havent played in a while but the Sarkorians had beef with Mendev didnt they? They probably ganked him
>>566657921Their AC isn't usually that high IIRC. Just use standard stuff like Heroism, Prayer, Bless, etc. Magic Fang or Magic Weapon people if you have to. And throw Death Ward on your tank if the Ghosts have a level drain. They'll have damage reduction but they usually don't have many attacks and you can just drown them in normal magical attacks.Another anon mentioned Finnean, but in addition to him the "Bane of Spirit" Ring you can get by upgrading the Crusade mode phylactery reward also gives a hit bonus and transforms your damage into force damage which lets you whack ghosts. Cam also has an ability to transform her weapon damage into ghost touch.
>>566658947Somebody asked Starrok and his response was (paraphrased)>this is our first time doing a game in this genreWhich makes no sense
>>566657921Lmfao owlfags are pretty much playing pokemon with all these type match ups
>>566658947pathfinder and warhammer are very theatrical (easy crutch)expanse is modern dialogue mixed with gibberish creole (very cringe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxTimWOT5bA>>566658812>Athletic woman who is constantly running around in heavy armour suit>Does gymnastics veven on bath visitYou're delusional
>>566658812rasz draws her ass not fat when his rt plaps her
For me it's Bathory Kibellah
>>566660116Kino. I'm assuming Owlcat were too lazy/retarded to actually make her personality different in game though. Would be cool to see she just murdered someone in a fit of jealousy if you went the distortion route.
>>566656986this is how nightclubs look in Berlin, hot women and bald men
Oh fuggg i think i'm in the wrong neighborhood. Is this thing really lvl21?I killed his mage buddy 2 times and that fucker revived himself 2 times wtf is going on? Was i not supposed to be doing this dlc at lvl 10?
>>566659281Have you tried thinking about what might be different
Its over.
>>566657329ViconiaMintharaJaheiraBrelyna MaryonQueen AyrennArwenGaladrielHaldirElrond
>>566660727they clearly made it for Heretic because she does have a few lines with her rambling on about "perfection" on that path,implying Slaaneshi worship. At least what I remember when I did my heretical playthrough 5 months ago>Would be cool to see she just murdered someone in a fit of jealousy if you went the distortion route.All companions should have much more heretical behaviors when you are going down the chaos route. Abelard,Solo,Jae,Cassie,Kibbs and Pasqual should have 1-2 moments of them spiraling down and becoming worse versions of themselves on your ship or in party banter. Idira have 2-3 lines on the ship but no one in the party comments or even acknowledge that she's now possessed.You can have both Argenta and Heinrix in your party while encouraging her to open the door and let the daemons in and they just stand there watching as she gets mind raped
>>566662964
This dude has barely any dialogue in his own DLC.
>>566662001You're supposed to kill them both within 1 of 2 rounds of each other, otherwise they revive
>>566663247Technically it's Ydwin's as well. They don't really talk much.
>>566662964aren't Arwen and Elrond mutts?
>>566663470Rogue one is basically untouchable. gonna hope grease saves my ass again.
>>566664420One drop rule
>>566664715I don't think so. provide the DNA test or you're not a pure elf
>>566657740>what if drow but brown
grease + Ulbrig's snare ( i still dont know how that works) + a free action trip ability from a spirit + pets made me able to actually hit them.
>>566664490Try dispelling, it still has mage armor and barkskin
>>566666052drow ARE brown people coded
>>566657482Only because She is a confirmed Groomer
>>566657482I like how Neeshka and Bishop were more popular than Elanee and boring paladin man
>>566669197Neeshka's easy. Cute rogue tiefling gal, there's little not to like. Bishop confuses me still. Like I'm aware that some women are into that, rabidly so but come on. Still can't forget that scene with him though>Oh thank you thank you heroes! Thank you for saving me. How can I repay you?>We could fuck.
>>566669442edgy bad boy that you could maybe fix would go wild
>>566657329merrill <3
>>566667181Correct
>>566669197I liked Qara
>>566667181didn't know matriarchy, depraved sex and house politics were x-coded
>>566670872not a cut option
>>566669442I think most of the bishop fan stuff was done by one autist to be fair
Why does Cullen punching and throwing things in Inquisition make my ovaries jump?
>>566672807It's time to stop larping.
I just cured a bunch of hunters from a curse, then sacrificed them to a spirit. for 1k exp. Idk how to feel about it. Although they also did drop decent loot as well.Damn why is it so hard to be an asshole in rpgs.
>>566672807omg he's just like dad...
>>566672230this nigga has never read 1001 arabian nights
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Gaun?
>>566677580I wish she talked about gaun more than she did annoying waifu spaghetti dropping
>>566667181>>566662964>>566666052I'm going to G E N O C I D E Halsin and those faggot Druids cause they're a bunch of gay pompous asshole nerds. I'm going to court and impregnate my future wife and queen Minthara, seeding her fertile dommy-Drowussy with quintuplets. Quintuplets of which only one will survive. I will feverishly and sloppily make out with her while she enjoys hours of euphoria during her final, ultimate CHAD-ZAK as my little future CHAD-from-my-ball-ZAK future heir slaughters his (or her?) siblings within my beautiful Drowess lover's womb for unlimited power. She will be gushing wet with arousal fluid down below as my tongue wriggles like a tadpool inside her wet warm mouth, her body perpetually quivering and seizing with pleasure. It will be all she can do to resist accidentally biting off my tongue... (or consciously deciding to bite off my tongue and flood her throat and stomach with my warm blood in one final act as my lover, to feed our heir) as it is plundering the depths of her facehole for her bittersweet DROW-ool with desperate thirst... All while she experiences the equivalent of 100 earth-shattering, full-body orgasms... Washing over her all at once in a final crescendo as the ferocious fetal fratricide within her fertile fuck-furnace of a womb climaxes in its brutality! Ensuring the perfect product and progeny of our unfaltering love is nothing short of a living God.
>>566678036manthara is hideous
>>566657329Marcille. She is made for r me
>AI slop>horrendous post
>>566657329my surana warden
>>566657329MuaranHe was ok in the end
>>566657329>>566657553>>566657740>>566657627>>566657875I'm downloading Record of Lodoss War now. I'm a mid 30s unc but have never actually seen it I just always see people posting webms of it in "anime can't be kin-" threads on /tv/, flexing its art style.
>>566680665All it takes is elf pussy and you watch anime huh
>>566680980ummmmmmmm yes?
>>566657329Sebille is a nice girl, if a bit murderous
>>566680665It's funny because it was openly inspired by D&D. Even Pirotess (>>566657740) is essentially a misinterpretation of how drow look based on this cover: >>566670710.
>Ulfar’s VA is a tranny now>Will still be voicing him in the new DLCIt’s never been so over
>>566682036Already has been and it literally doesn’t make a difference
>>566682036Can still do the voice apparently
>>566655724>talk to dog>sad story>eat severed leg>sad story>use spirit vision, see a ghost, talk to them>sad storyguh.. why is divinity 2 so sad
>>566680665unc is the millhouse of zoomer slang
>>566683167found the unc
>>566683117forced emotion
>>566683117>why did the ghost and mutilated corpse have a sad story
>talk to dog>happy story>eat severed leg>happy story>use spirit vision, see a ghost, talk to them>happy storyYay haha
>>566683338Well they have at least ONE sad story. But why not tell us an interesting story from their past? I'm sure something good happened at least once.
my dog in kenshi loves severed limbs
>>566683868my dog in real life loves to go off in the woods and come back with a random ass deer leg
>>566683338i guess i'd just prefer if more of them were just like, complete asshole ghosts or more comedic or happy to die or something
>>566684410wtf where do you live
>>566683383i wishwhat's the point of being super strong if i cant make these dumb sad people happy
finally, this one better not be a bald man like the last cow i wanted to milk
Will Heralds of the Third Apocalypse save /crpgg/?
Does /crpgg/ deserve to be saved?
>>566687505>waifu waifu waifu cuck cuck cuck waifu waifu romance romanceno
>>566687505saved from what?
>>566687505The only thing that can save us is merging with the peaceful nation of Baldur’s Gate General
>>566688202Itself
I'll do it. I'll save /crpgg/. I'll need a wealthy patron, a stalwart ally, and a feisty wench. And a mule.
I hate when fantasy rpgs overuse the word wench
>>566689410Wench hands drafted thy post
>>566689028I humbly offer my services as your ever loyal ally, milord
>>566689410Yeah there's a time and a place Wench was an actual job, not a general description
I can't even think of this last game I played where anyone was called a wench
>>566690156tavern wench is basically a meme term at this point
they should use harlot, whore, slut and foid instead
>>566689028I would volunteer as a wench, but I could never pull of being fiesty. Will you consider a lukewarm wench?
Do you think that in 500 years people will make 2000's fantasy RPGs and call women 'foids'?
>>566690628I believe it’s confirmed the new fat admech RT companion has several cutscenes where you catch him muttering about foids and being rejected by women on the ship
>>566690923You know that admech that lurks around Yrliet's corner trying to get her attention? That will be Eogunn in the DLC
>>566690881People don't even call anyone foids now
>>566690156In DAO, redhead barmaid calls herself a wench. And then kisses you for saving the town. And then kisses you again if you give her gold so she can go to Denerim.Dao was so based man...
>>566691148I call my mum a foid when she fucks up my food.
>>566691350
>>566686364Which is the best character to play for DOS2 if I will only play it once?
>>566691350>Two Dalish elves are having romance problems >They like each other but guy is too chickenshit to make a move >You can trick the girl (or guy) into letting you hit by saying they need practice >You can then blow up the relationship >You can then feed the whole village to werewolves for dryad pussyMy very first playthrough I got the werewolves and the golems and had no regrets.
>>566692442Anyone other than Sebille Beast or Red Prince works. Sebille and RP are great but much better as companions and Beast is irrelevant.Lohse's quest works well as the player. Ifan is tied into the main plot but is boring as fuck so you're not missing anything playing as him. Fane's quest is the most plot relevant but I don't really recommend playing as him for your first playthrough.
>>566692442i'm just playing as a solo custom because i'd rather have a blank slate personally
WOTR has the sexiest party I feel. Not a bad looking person in the group. This is a negative btw, I need at least one Oghren/Durance/Harrim/Korgan type to relate to
>>566690727You're hired, latrine wench!
>>566697595The opposite of true
Regill is unfortunately too sexy
>>566688202from sawyerfags
Gnomes are perpetually disgusting, however if one were to be described as good looking Regill is the closest they'd get
>>566697595You have that Oghren/Durance/Harrim party member, it's you the player
>>566697595>HarrimI don't think he's particularly bad looking. Yes, he's bald, but his beard makes up for it and he seems quite well kept in general
>>566698985Sawyer(not me btw) is the only thing saving this place
>>566699753Sawyer? Is that you?
>>566698867
>>566700347>drops a snarky one-liner at the end of the conversation
>>566700347>stonetoss meme>doesn't like regillabysmal taste
No. The last thing fantasy videogames need are romances that focus on the positive aspects of relationships. That's fantasy, a honeymoon. We need down to earth, gritty, realistic romance. We need romantic disappointment and commitment issues. We need romantic interests that openly state their lack of attraction to/appreciation for the player because otherwise, what are we doing? Enjoying ourselves? Just what, having fun playing a videogame? Immersing ourselves in a fantasy world? No. We need to live. Laugh. Love. Be disappointed. Heck, be disappointing.
>>566701297>Be disappointed.>be disappointing.I can do that in real life for free
>>566692442Lohse
>>566692442Custom is fine, but if you want an origin I think Lohse is the most interesting
>>566701297Not being able to beat Camellia for burning the roast is a testament to the shoddy nature of WOTR’s “writing”
>>566701297This. Add more rape romances in CRPGs
>>566657329Aerie, Zevran, Solas, Fenris, Jaethal, Astarion>>566662964>Jaheira>Arwen>ElrondNot elves
>>566692442Just bee yourself
Should I cast grease or shot crossbow?
>>566704896Add Aloth to the list. I keep forgetting poe exists, but I do like some characters in it
>>566705035With a little metamagic you can do both
I want a romance where you make a dyke straight with cock
EVERYONE MAKE AN ALT STEAM ACCOUNT AND WISHLIST DARK HERESY
>>566706593But I don’t want Dark Heresy
>>566706593I don't even have a main steam acount, starrok. I pirate all your games because you don't deserve my money
>>566664420>>566704896Elrond was 9/16 elf (and 1/16 maia)Arwen was 25/32 elf (and 1/32 maia)Under the Nuremberg laws, Arwen would be counted as a trueborn elf, EXCEPT she married her cousin Aragorn who was only something like 1/2^60 elf, which would obviously not be allowed
>>566701297https://voca.ro/1fTqBJz7dOfG
>>566706783Are you sick?
>>566706725>Elrond was 9/16 elf>Arwen was 25/32 elfSo not an elf
>>566706969I don't make the rules
>>566707029That's right - I do. So not elves
>>566706930yeah I’m one sick motherfucker
>>566707029>Grandfather had his passport stamped "Aryan" because he was in one of the auxiliary slav SS regiments>I'm now apparently more German than a lot of full blooded GermansMake it make sense!
What we need is a child raising CRPG>god gives you kid>"RAISE MY CHILD, SHE IS THE CHOSEN ONE">then you spend most of the game just making her stronger, making her beat slimes to kobolds to goblins and evil wizards>then in the good end, you get to procreate with the now well endowed child of god>in the bad end she just becomes a tramp
>>566707453>just becomes a trampIn the Princess Maker 2 bad end, your daughter kills Satan and becomes the new Satan.
She is te best romance in wrath
Has there been a more impactful Owlcat companion?
>>566707453We have multiple of these, one came out on steam a few weeks ago.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3562120/Magical_Princess/
>>566707825owlcuck strikes again
>>566707825Iff Yrlitard was actually more remorseful, humbler and became politer to everyone it would have been fine. But she mostly remains a stuck up bitch.
>>566708276really? sounds like she didn't get any character development
>>566708350She was somewhat kinder to the player and had was nice to Idira in her personal quest, but other than that she was the same towards the other crew
>>566655724SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>566708350She volunteers to let Tervantias excise part of her soul as a way of making it up to youIf you tell her no she is both relieved and ashamed of feeling relieved She's nice to Jimmy too. She says something like>hey sorry your friend Achilleas turned out to be a traitor haha
>>566708276>maybe if the scorpion didn't sting the frog it would have been finePersonally I kept Yrliet in my retinue on the basis that I already knew she was a treacherous xenos when I took her on board, so a bit of treachery doesn't really change our working relationship.
>>566708950I kept her mainly because Jimmy and Argenta came swanning up to me on the bridge, demanding I get rid of herNo. I've tolerated you cunts bossing me around long enough.I decided to let Yrliet live in Cumrag, so she stays, and the two of you get removed from your ship combat posts for insubordination.
>>566708276Yrliet does learn that you're one of the good ones though
>>566707825>Oh she didn't know any better>Marzahai took advantage of her>She feels badThere's nothing more pathetic than fags defending her for pulling this shit. Its either simps or actual subhumans incapable of understanding how awful Commoragh is. It doesn't matter what her intent was, what matters is what happens. If you get drunk and run someone over it doesn't magically stop being a crime.
>>566709606Yep>I changed my mind>Not about your kind>But about youwere her exact words as I recall, right before she asks you to bind your soul to hers forever.
>>566709626>If you get drunk and run someone over it doesn't magically stop being a crime.Yeah but if you're retarded and run someone over, it's a mitigating factor.Trust me, I know.
>tfw you're waifu will never inspire as much passion in cprgg posters as yrliet does
>>566709971My true waifu is Clementine but she never inspires any passion or drama, everyone seems to just like her.
There's a reason why, even while being a giant atheist libtard, the Emperor still had the "abhor the alien" bit as part of the Imperial Creed.
>>566709971It's because Yrliet never sleeps with you ingame, so she subconsciously feels pure and worth defending. Even Cassia pollutes herself by letting your character fuck her before marriage.
>>566709815A mitigating factor doesn't absolve you of guilt especially for something as bad as Cumrag. The fact you can bend over backwards for her and try your best to help her only to be led directly into an ambush is horrendous writing and makes the character irreedemable. All it would have taken was one line saying 'be careful, I think this may be a drukhari ambush' before we agreed to take on her request. Instead we get sent to murder-rape city without any warning whatsoever. The game falls apart in act 3 both in gameplay and overall story, I sure love playing a Rogue Trader game where I'm a lackey to Inquistion instead of going on cool space adventures.
>>566710193>I sure love playing a Rogue Trader game where I'm a lackey to Inquistion instead of going on cool space adventures.Yeah this actually is the real problem. The character of Calcazar should not have been your boss.The Rogue Trader setting was designed for thrilling adventures, not Dark Heresy stuff.The planetary text encounters were more like the proper ttrpg stuff. You know, "your brave scouts uncover an alien city beneath a dome of crystal, ancient runes telling of a strange calamity" type thing. These should have been actually playable.
>>566710297A rogue trader getting conscripted by an inquisitor isn't exactly rare
>>566710297Its such a baffling decision. Both Theodora and Calcazar have actual Rogue Trader adventures whilst your stuck as a glorified janny. Which moron made the call to have Necrons, Drukhari and Chaos as plotpoints? Despite being 70 hours they fail to flesh out any of them. The most cool parts of Rogue Trader are fucking around and finding xenos ruins or the abandoned bunker where they went into a civil war. They somehow managed to regress from Kingmaker.>>566710397Just because it happens doesn't mean you should base a game around it, its called Rogue Trader not Inquistion Janitor.
>Inquisitor Janitor>You are an unpaid janitor in the service of the Lord Inquisitor>Through a series of misunderstandings, you are thrust to the forefront of a complex conspiracy, which will lead you to explore strange new worlds with a retinue of unlikely alien allies
Imagine if instead of commanding the crusade you were sent on busybody tasks by your second in comm- oh fuck hang on.
RT was never going to be an open world space exploration game for the same reason every other open world space exploration game has been fucking dogshit.
Spiking the punch with darkspawn blood and creating the next generation of Grey Wardens
Did anyone here ever try Tides of Numenera? If so, how is it?
>>566707453Literally just play Princess Maker 2
>>566707453Volcano Princess, Princess Maker and a plethora of other games is what you're looking for
>>566707548That's not a bad end it's just one of the Sin endings
>>566707708Daeran's not technically a 'she'
>>566707825Total Simp Death
>>566710193>I sure love playing a Rogue Trader game where I'm a lackey to Inquistion instead of going on cool space adventures.It became clear to me that they never wanted to make a Rogue Trader game. Dark Heresy has always been their goal. I wonder who insisted on making rt garbage instead: owlkeks or gw
>>566713056Yes, we had an anon posting his playthrough here
>>566707845Is it good?
>>566714280No idea, seems to have good reviews though.
>>566714456K, I'll try it out and report
I think most people get too hung up on convictions in RT. You're a Rogue Trader, who cares about the Imperium, Chaos or saving a bunch of ungrateful unwashed peasants.? You just make as much profit as you can and play with cool xeno toys because you have a permission slip from the Emperor that says you can. Unaligned RT is best RT.
>>566713684If raising a daughter to literally become Satan isn't a bad end, what is?
>>566716110>You just make as much profit as you can and play with cool xeno toysHow'd that work out for Theodora?
my wife
I, too, love my crpg wife.
>>566717529She's the poster child of making an appealing romance yet almost two decades later nobody follows the simple template laid out by Bioware. When BG3 was in early access I remember people thinking Shart was the next Morrigan, and we all know how that turned out.
>>566717529
>>566717829Developer challenge: write a love interest that men will enjoy, without having her humiliate the player character in some way
>>566717529she fucks animals
>>566717916No cuckolding, no buySimple as
>>566717884I don't play as a woman or a faggot so this never happened to me. She's also clearly the canon romance for the canon human male warrior.
>>566717916Karlach doesn't humiliate you tho
>>566717829eh, I think if shart's writer didn't randomly insert his halsin lust into act 3, shart would have been pretty close. It seems writers often get close, and then just add something random. maybe they feel pressured to be "different" and that makes them sloppy? something like that
>>566718004you dont have to insult me
What about a crpg where you are already married and have a kid, and your wife takes care of the house and kid while you're away on your quest
>>566718152This never happened to me. I never understand what people mean when they're talking about this. Is it because Orin kidnapped him in my playthrough?
>>566717884>wearing a braIs this real?
>>566718073She literally sticks her finger up your ass if your a male.
>>566718350I hate this in medieval fantasy. Bras didn't exist before the 20th century. Women wore corsets or stays (the same thing except corsets fasten at the back, stays at the front)They look hotter and are more realistic
>>566718395So what, that's prostate stimulation during sex?She doesn't cuck you or treat you like trash
Can't decide what class to play in BG2
>>566718665See pic
White human male twink x female non-human dommy mommy is the ideal CRPG couple.
>>566718274In this scene, when you ask her if she's interested in a threesome with Halsin, she doesn't say "no", she doesn't say "meh, if you insist", she doesn't say "sure, that sounds like a good idea you just came up with". She says "I've already been thinking about this for an extended period of time before you asked [sic]". It's weird that the author would specifically write it in such a way that your romance partner is actively daydreaming about having sex with another party member before you ask her about it, and she tells she's already been considering it. It's just a weird way to word it.https://youtu.be/w7eKw54JNVMAdditionally, in this second scene, she is one of the only people to be enthusiastic about it. Most romances outright say no, a couple let you do it, but Shart enthusiastically requires no convincing and even says to tell her all about it, and that she will "have her own fun" in the meantime. This is a very different tone than someone who is just saying ok, or is unsure. They wrote her to love the idea and enthusiastically encourage you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-SidqdTrcSo the author took two separate occasions to establish that Shart enthusiastically encourages group sex or open relationships, and has even been daydreaming about it before you asked. This contradicts a previous scene in the game, in act 2 where she says she's "not the third wheel type", so the character even directly contradicts herself on the topic. Which leads many to theorize that the author, who also wrote Halsin, just wanted his two dollies to kiss and forgot that he said she doesn't like that earlier in the game.
>>566716110>who cares about the ImperiumUh. You? THe Imperium is the sole reason you even are a rogue trader
>>566664420YesBut Half Elves are a bit weird in Tolkien. They are either Human or Elf but it depends on what you choose to be.
>>566716110>You're a Rogue Trader, who cares about the ImperiumThat's like saying "You're a local chipotle manager, who cares about the government?
>>566718665wizard
>>566717916If everything a humilitation to you then maybe work on your self-esteem
>>566718067I respect Morriganfags.But for me it's Leliana.
>>566709626there are unironic cuckolds among owlkek's fanbase, this is nothing
>>566718941Don't forget the flirty banter she has with Halsin even if you never step foot in the brothel. She also has flirty banter with Wyll. Mind you this is after you confirm a relationship with her.
>>566718067>so this never happened to meNever used Sten either right?
This General favorite tag?NTR
I prefer this one
>gets an entire dlc dedicated to her>romanced wardens get a unique ending with her that carries on to a future gameThis was SOUL. Devs don't do this anymore.
So anything wrong with them?
>>566719593Red is a slut but apart from that they're still miles better than Valerie and Cocktavia.
>>566718454I can't imagine Morrigan specifically wearing one, even if they existed in setting. She's a forest-dwelling witch. Her casual outerwear is some kind of narrow shawl with a waist cincher, with an open back and a neckline going down to the navel. She's wearing something under it that might be a micro bikini top, but might also just be some kind of jewelry. She certainly never wears a regular bra outside the sex scenes.
We love Valerie here.
Farmer-sama...
>>566719784No we don't.
>>566718665Human male fighter
My favorite tag is [female domination], what see our pee jeez should I play?
>>566719663How come there isn't much discussion about them then?
Why do enemies keep hitting my stomach?
This is and always has been a Camellia general.
>>566719881Minthara takes over the city in her good romance ending.
>>566720085They don't trigger schizos
>>566720085Because they barely have any content by virtue of being DLC. This was Owlcat's first DLC so it's pretty obvious they didn't really know how to mesh DLC characters with the main game very well. They do have the best romance ending though. Marrying twin sisters and making them your Queens was kino.
>>566720836I saw this on /v/ too :)
Sorry Morribros but Leliana is better. She also wins due to the sheer fact that she wasn't in Veilguard unlike Morrigan who they utterly ruined. She became a meat puppet for Solas's ex girlfriend and has a description saying "she has many lovers" or some shit. I feel bad for you guys and can't fault you for the devs who made veilguard utterly despising Origins but still it's not a good look for your waifu.
>>566721072>and has a description saying "she has many lovers" or some shitMorrigan has always been a slut, the absolute meltdown that line caused was hilarious, you can tell that most people don't actually know their waifu
>>566655724As i understand it the early game kinda rapes you on wotr, but im trying to play on Core and it is brutal. is it just a build problem? I wanna kill the water elemental too. I actually got the achievment for doing so but the killing blow was from Lann's bow right as everyone wiped and i havent been able to reproduce that attempt.
>>566721072leliana is a lesbian
>>566721269>Morrigan has always been a slut, the absolute meltdownholy larp. there was no "meltdown" because everyone was busy shitting on the rest of the game.
>>566721387Blyat
>>566721554Romanced her with my male warden so no she's not.
>>566721554All women are lesbians, and none of them are
why are trannies so obsessed with being lesbians? mintharatroon of course being the prime example.
>>566721914Best of both worlds. You get to be a pretty girl, but you don't have to get fucked with dicks
>>566656640>if you don't wanna racemix you're anti-whiteWoW you /pol/ wignats sure are geniusesHail Woden brother 1488!!!
>>566722040>You get to be a pretty girllmao
>>566721387I can do that too by just leaving the game running while I sleep or at work
>>566722040>pretty girllesbians are only a step below trannies in terms of ugliness
>>566721648Yeah nice try Morriganbro, go and keep pretending that she's a virgin too
>>566722519I never said she was a virgin nor am I retarded enough to think that because unlike you I actually played the game. Her and Leliana have fucked around plenty before they meet the Warden.
>>566720836Women were a mistaket. Sawyer
>why does everyone play human we have all these cool races>the cool races are human, tall skinny human, and short fat human
>>566723119>Swen seething when nobody gives a shit about his scalie fetish
>>566723385the undead lizards were cooler
>>566723813Undead lizards with the enchanter bone armour looked cool.
Should I replay DOS2, Rogue Trader, the KoTOR games or DAO? I'm just burning time until the new POE2 league.
>>566724104yes
>>566657329me!
>>566721269Morrigan had lovers before the Warden and you specifically have to romance her, have a child with her and pursue her through the whole witch hunt thing to alter her outlook. Veilguard pointedly throws all pre Inquisition dependency out the window and barely even considers Inquisition as it is. Veilguard Morrigan is unromanced Morrigan and very likely no ritual Morrigan. And so yes, left to her own devices unromanced Morrigan remains a slutty witch. Yes it technically renders the whole romance “non-canon” but that’s what happen when you abandon save transfer entirely. It’s hardly the only narrative decision Veilguard make that sucks IMO.
>>566724104I’d save RT until DLC 3&4 are out. Otherwise pick your favorite.
more games should let you enjoy a long life in the woods as a slutty witch who gets travellers every so often, methinks
how can a crpg claim to have evil paths but not let the pc rape?
>>566725137Damn, sorry about your face
>>566720836
>>566726375Are these girls also the same kind of girls who would be angry at you for being racist?
>racismNot real schizo
I don't know about you guys, but I only ever give Seelah and Sosiel low-cost equipment
>>566719058it looks like both his parents were women
>>566720110Ryona enthusiasts
>>566720110tummy
>>566726721I don't even use them. Seelah gets benched the second I pick up Regill and I never use that zesty nigga Sosiel. I just make a merc Cleric.
I played an elf in bg3 thobeit
>>566726462Of course. All cosplay is performative, only attention whores do it
>>566729064the armor in bg3 is so fucking hideous
>>566729234
>>566726721I give them what's left. I never use them except for their quests, so all the good stuff goes to me, when I grow out of my duds they get handled down to the bench warmers
>>566729234THe armour is ok mostly. It's the wizard robes that are garbage. Where does it say that I can't wear pants if I'm a wizard? Thank god for the witcher mods
People shit on Clerics but remember that the final boss of Throne of Bhaal was a Cleric.
>>566720125nasty ass trannies
>>566655724In mods, she is the best wife. In the official stuff, meh
>>566729464I've never seen people shit on Clerics, they're usually the ones that people praise and recommend having along
>>566718941>>566717713
>>566729725Why did they make her so ugly?
>>566729782No clue. It's funny when her fans use that one heavily edited image of her as if that's what she looks like in game when in reality she literally looks like purple Tom Holland in a wig.
>>566729782Because she's man
>>566719881WOTR and play a female character
>>566720110based and kenshipilled
>>566720125best girl
>>566716435Satan is the peak of Sin route, so that is a far cry from a bad end. Bad end is getting the lowest rank of any route
>>566721914they are men who are only attracted to women that why
>>566729187Damn
>>566714456Well, it's seems far more complex than Princess Maker 2 and Volcano Princess. Also you apparently have a wife, which is a first. I wonder if she'll die eventually leaving you free to marry your daughter
>>566730921uoh
>>566730814>>566730921not crpgs
>>566729782Larian doesn't know how to make pretty elves. Even the elf faces for Tavs are ugly and don't look elven.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2186680/view/663861210724173461So I guess he is heretical leaning since he messes with xenotech.
>go into random mage's hut>look in basementsigh
>>566731593yeah no shit thank you dr watson
>>566731593Going to be interesting to see how/if they'll try to make the AdMech character in Dark Heresy different from Eogunn. From what we've gathered, that AdMech is supposed to be a biologis as well
>>566656379
>>566731593not really, Pasqal did the same and he's still different flavors of Dogmatic and nothing else
>>566731593if hes like the other 2 you can change his alignment I bet
>>566732456????did you play the game?
>>566730921Welp, she's dead lol
>>566732642game?
>>566732642Yes, have you?>nyyyyyooooooo rogue trader you can't kill this abominable intelligence that is very obviously a necron tech nyoooooooEat shit, tincan, it's getting airlocked
I wanna smooch her.
>>566732854how does cooming over heretek make him dogmatical?
>>566733125By me replying to the wrong post because I'm retarded, ok?
>she becomes a chaos spawndamn it, I wanted shit to turn out ok for her
>>566733315welcome to grimdark kid
>>566733315should have granted her the emperor's mercy palSolomorne tried to warn you!
>>566733006
>>566733315Here, kid, take this
>>566657901Aribeth was the Yrliet of her time, the traitorous, unattainable elf waifu who caused meltdowns.
>>566720125do you actually bang? is it a happy ending? do you get cucked?
>>566731593Yes. They told us he was a Xenarite, so his base stance should at least be iconoclast-ish.>>566732296Female and probably Dogmatic/Puritan. Plus she’s not a Maniplus so her combat mechanics should be largely different.
>>566733592Grimderp more like. Grimdark without some hope is impossible to take seriously.
>>566737483You gotta stop being obsessed with this stuff man.You do have sex. You live happily ever after ruling the city together. Minth, Frog, and Karl don't feature any cheating or infidelity, and Shart only fantasizes about sex with other men she doesn't actually do it unless you say it's ok. Don't take memes seriously.
>>566738004
>>566706725this anon would probably go insane if he got a 23andme and realized he's 1/64 cherokee
>>566738004if that's actually true I'll play it right now. I've been wanting a drow romance
>>566738643yeah, you even get married and make a new house in Menzoberranzan if you choose that ending instead of the city ruling ending. You actually get a happy ending marriage with a hot drow. Larian caters to romance and you generally don't have any weird things (except for a couple, like Red Prince and Shart, but those are exceptions to the rule). I'm always surprised when people are like "whaaaat?" about something in bg3. It's like the most normie and mainstream and popular crpg ever made. I would have assumed everyone here had played it long ago.
>>566738643play bg2. Viconia is better than the uggo drow (no happy ending tho)
>>566739127sighh you just can't stop crying about Shadowheart
>>566739127>hot drow
there goes the thread again
>>566739127I like how bg3 is everything people ask for but they still turn their noses up since it's popular and they're contrarian
Imoen
Chatgtp tell me why Minthara is a pure lesbian while Shart is a evil whore who should burn in hell
>>566738592That would be harrowing for anyone
What if Wyll and Camellia met? Would they hit it off?
>>566739709/crpgg/ is relatively too fast-moving to be derailedIn one hour we'll be talking about Arwen's Ancestry Dark Heresy Dragon Age Cyberpunk Mass Effect Princess Maker Rogue Trader
>>566739968Popular is bad, its too horny for tradlarpers, and it is more normified aka you can't make super autistic builds >>566740407Wyll wouldn't fall for her harlot tricks
>>566740338Speak for yourself I'd be thrilled to learn I'm 1/32 native american
>>566740589sameit would open up a bunch of free shit for me over here and some zero interest loans
>>566739968>bg3 is everything people ask forIt seems to be at first, but it falls apart on closer inspection. The game is riddled with skills, spells, items, etc. that don't even work.
Why have we never gotten a native american waifu in crpgs? at least I can't think of any
>>566740974Is it?
How do you prefer armor design in your rpgs?
>>566741082Yeah retard I just told you
>>566741020expeditions conquistador
>>566739968BG3 isn't what I asked for. Its a tiny game world.
>>566741161grounded and lifelike, if not strictly realistic. adding some fantastical elements is preferred, but not taking it to absurd levels.
>>566741020because nobody would write it correctly
Should I boughted neverwinter nights 1 or 2? 2 is megabuggy I heard
>>566741161Hey I'm playing that!
>>566741450hey buddy can I bum a smoke
>>566740407>What if Wyll and Camellia met? Would they hit it off?No? Wyll is a knight errant type of guy who'd kill camellia on the spot. Why would they "hit it off" ever?
>>566741482I got 2 on GOG and it runs fine for me. There might be one or two things you need to install to fix framerate stutter tho
>>566741020Because it won't work lol>Play it completely straight (NA with Navajo or whatever culture)Race fetishism>Some character (white) is doing itCultural appropriation>Street fighter tier representationDisrespectfulJust get a brownskinned druid that's into eagles and shit and be done with it.
cernd was native coded
>>566741936you think Pocahontas was race fetishism?
Wanna mess around with necromancy in CRPGs again but I already beat wrath with lich and it was boring dogshit, remind me please can demon tell DEMON NIGGERS to fuck off? The last time I played demon I integrated into their society and it felt very wrong to do it, didn't like it...
>>566742334people hate this movie because the real pocahontas was like 13
>>566741794They're both nobility, they're both charismatic and well read, they both prefer a rapier, they've both had to make sacrifices (literally or figuratively), they both spend a lot of time fighting hellspawn. There's something to work with there, obviously. It's easy to imagine the two dancing in a ballroom at Wyrm's Rock, or Camellia showing him the gardens.
>>566742334yes obviously wtf
>>566742334I still don't understand what they meant with blue corn moon
>>566742519>people hate this movie?
>>566742524Wyll is a semi-estranged noble who entered a demonic pact to save innocents and camellia is a bastard murderer with a rich dad who covers it up.
>>566742524>they're both peasants and they both use a dagger, the similarities are endless
>>566742524>charismaticWyll and Cam both have nega charisma, stats do not matter.
>always hear Owlbabs praise Owlcat's writing>the writing in question:>You... you... dare to give me an order? On your crusade, I saw nothing but rules and regulations. You know what, screw you! Die, you son of a bitch!
>>566742710New to you? Pocahontas has a bad reputation because they made your typical Disney romance cartoon based on real history instead of a fairytale. Notice how Pocahontas didn't get a shitty live action movie.
>>566743084Maybe nowadays, but no, I never heard of anything like that back in the day
>>566741020We do, play more crpgs.
>>566743042I don't like you. Die!
>>566742752>who entered a demonic pactMore like he got bamboozled by a low level Cambion. Any Warlock worth their salt would bully him for the absolute shit deal he agreed to.
>>566743372Who is this african princess?
>>566743084>Notice how Pocahontas didn't get a shitty live action movie.To be fair it's a fucking boring movie. I still want to see a LA version of SAVAGES though, that'd be funny.
>>566743575His deal being shit doesn't change what I said
>>566743205they hated it back then too, especially native groups
>>566743742I'm sure they did, but people also loved it. I watched it as a kid. There will always be people who hate something regardless.
what is the best longsword in wrath of the righteous?
>>566743608She's Aztec and is from Expeditions Conquistador. Warning it's a very janky and badly balanced game since it was their first one.
>>566744123KC's penis
>>566744123Black Dragon's Fang is pretty good since you can get it as soon as Act 2 starts. Radiance is good and gets upgraded as you go through the game eventually becoming a +6 weapon. There's a sword Iomeadae gives you in the final dungeon if you're a good boy but that's literally the end of the game so no point in bringing it up. I don't have Midnight Isles dlc but apparenlty there's a pretty solid longsword in there.
>>566744123Radiance I guess? Otherwise finnean because he lets you hit touch AC, also this one >>566744376
>>566729234at least it's not divinity 2 armor>decide to unhide my undead's new hat>it looks like they glued a tree to my head
How I look at Yrilet whenever she opens her mouth after the shit she pulled in Act 3.
>>566745160the owlcat saar
I honestly have no issue forgiving Yrilet. I don't even like any of my other companions except Abelard and Pasqual, both of whom I don't take to Cumrag anyway.
>>566745160she wears a dunce cap after act 3
>>566741161Warcraft 3 armor.
New rasz
>>566745160hot monkeigh dick
If you didn't shoot yirlet out the airlock after cumrag you are a beta male simp.
>>566745781Why does he insist on making his OC someone that needs 3 years of sleep?
>>566745160>>566745331>>566745781>>566745947kill yourself
>>566745947I love that he shows that Yrliet truly thirsts for monkeigh twink cock
>>566745869so a 40kfan?
>>566745981Thats just how Russians look
How tall is Kibbles supposed to be anyway?
>>566745869>hystericspostingWoman moment (your character is also one)
>>566746208While there's still unresolved questions about Yrliet's pubic hair? Never.
>Yrliet called my black RT a monkeighStop this.
>>566739968Oh it's pretty popular around here, for the same reason it's popular among normies too: it's a damn good game. Simple as. People love to focus on X or Y flaw since the game isn't literally perfect obviously but generally speaking it is one of the best crpg and even one of the best games in general in a long time. The silent majority played it and loved it.I haven't played in a bit since I've been focusing on solasta2, swtor, disciples domination, the new HOMM, the expanse, and a handful of other games, but I'll get the itch for it again soon enough, maybe when a cool quest or location mod comes out.
>Craftworld drifting along>find imperial ship>decide to destroy it>they get infected by tech blight and dieSo its really the eldars own fault.
>>566746479I'm creating an interesting mod focused on Arabella that you might find worth playing
>>566743372
>>566746386I'm pretty sure as tall as male rogue trader>Ulfar>Marazhai=Yrliet>Cassia>Kibbles>male RT= every other dude>my smol and cute female RT>>566746495Yrliet was right, fuck the farseerswhy would you even get her into the warrior path when the farseers suck so much?
>>566746479>I haven't played in a bit since I've been focusing on 12 other gamesWhy are you like this
>>566746831Like what? I buy and play every single crpg that comes out. I usually kickstart/preorder them as well, so the developer is encouraged during the development process. Why wouldn't I do this? I love crpg.
proudest slop consoomer 2k26congrats
Convince me to actually unironically replay kingmaker when I know it's resting simulator because every map has 300000000000 kobolds lying around and you end up with the KDA of a few holocausts by the end of it (all trash mobs to waste your time)
>>566746479
Slop is a meaningless buzzword
>>566747164nametroon your Sóy Wars General needs you back
Uhhh I though she was supposed to save Owlcat? What happened? Expanse beta got shit on and then forgotten a week later.
>>566747917the current marketing push has ended
>>566747917turns out waifus cannot save a shit game
>>566747917Even Larian knows the first playable public release should include dolly smooching as a buffer for reception
str8 up sloppin itand by it WELL...
Rate my cover of the dark heresy themehttps://voca.ro/1kHAdZr0bOYA
Why does seeanafag keep posting here if everyone hates him
>WHAT? you mean to say that the 3-day campaign when EVERYONE was talking about the EXPANSE was not ORGANIC but PAID FOR?
Idk what the expanse is and I don't really careI'll play dark heresy and it'll probably be really dogshit
Why do I like evil women so much?They keep ruining my good playthroughs, making me do evil things again...
>>566748464he loves attention
>>566747526How about I convince you to kill yourself instead! I don't like you, DIE!
>>566748464negative attention is still attention
Could Froggy break Raszard?
Owlcat needs to bait raszard into simping over Regina to sell the game
Can anyone please explain why people talk about things when they happen and stop when things am not happen? Owlcat doomed?!?
>>566748774he's already broken, living in delulu land with his non-canon waifu
>>566748850objection!people won't shut up about bioware games that have not been supported for nearly two decades
>>566747917I thought regina was the redhead belter nerd with armpit hair
>>566749134s'polly innit
But seriously Yrlietfags are retarded. Who the fuck would want to be with that thing. She would rather fuck a literal Drukek than even touch you the best human that did everything for her.
>>566749021More talk about three games than trailer? What!?It’s over…
>>566749287female elf is all you need
>>566749497Expanse is playable! and SHIT!
Does anyone know if Mighty Advisor was ever fixed in Wrath? Doubling Insight bonuses is crazy good but when I tried it on Greybor way back when but it didn't do anything at the time.
>>566746829Yeah this is correct, some devs have given numbers, like I think Heinrix is 186cm and Marazhai 210cm.
What the fuck was his problem anyway?
>>566749287She doesn't fuck Marazhai can we stop with that meme
Regina would defeat Camellia in a fight because she has a gun.
>>566749630Leak it sis
>>566750702Marazhai is loyal to his sister and fucks only her (Outside of filthy monkeigh)
I only care about Dark Heresy
>>566750482>210 ten cm>186 cmlook at this fucking mon'let, hah
I wanna play a CRPG but none of the ones that exist
>>566751962make your own. I've been working on jannyquest for a while
>>566751505>drukeks>loyalKek
>>566752041but the deldar mommy i want is a loyal virgin?
>>566752283No, Marazhai, how do you think you were born?
>>566752041I like to think Marazhai and Yrliet becoming corsairs together is just a very messed up way of co-dependency>Yrliet's corsair path is also called damnationI don't feel like corsair yrliet is that bad>>566752283been around the block 5 times from here to cumragit makes me wonder if all deldar are actually asymptomatic carriers of a bunch of weird std>and my RT fucked one, Abelard get a medic, I need blood work!
>>566749630What are the romances like? How about the entire plot? The beta covered those right?
>>566753183No, there was no Regina in the beta.
>>566753183>The beta covered those right?Hahahahahahaha
'gina's 'gina
Owlcat distancing themselves from crpgs with the expanse says a lot about them as a studio
Regina won't save Expanse, especially when she is revealed to be a WHORE
What is the most schizo theory/prediction you believe regarding Dark Heresy?Be it gameplay/plot/owlkek behind the scenes/community
ARRRRRRR YOU CAN BE A PIRATE YARR HARRR FIDETTY TEE
>>566754250Its going to be a john grammaticus focused story
>>566754250A Primarch is directly involved.
What can I use to prevent level drain and ability drain in WotR?
>>566754250After Act 1 it becomes a 1:1 retelling of the Inquisition War trilogy.
>>566754769Death Ward. Though iirc it doesn't stop some so stock up on Restorations too.
>>566752683I don't think anyone who lands into anything, friendship or romance with a deldar will have a healthy bond, whether that's the RT with Archon Marazhai or, Corsair / Harlequin Yrliet and Marazhai.
>>566750541He got unlucky and you got awakened and went on his trail.
>>566754250The launch will have little bugs and it will be the best Owlcat releaseThe tech priest romance will be kino
>>566719784I'm gonna say it, I've come to appreciate Val. She's a solid if linear frontliner, her charisma score makes her strangely good at debuffing with Oppressor and dazzling display. If I'm too lazy to disarm traps she can walk through them with ease. As a character she's whiny in her own quests but lawful retarded in a funny way in othersOh you mean as a romance? Oh...
>>566755437isn't part of harlequin recruitment, like, theater classes and a nice dose of fanatical brainwashing so you too become a frantic follower of kek-corach>we have improv at 8, followed by 'A course of slapstick' and two hours of praying to the laughing god, your meals will consist of cream pie which you'll have to catch with your face and bananas, you'll have to drop the peel on the floor and slip on it, welcome to your first year of harlequin school
>>566754250Rambo is a genestealer
>>566756006Brainwashing to the point their personalities are wiped yeah. Good ending for you and your protectorate but not a great one for either of them since they functionally stop being who they were. The Harlequins are a bit like the boogeyman for many sub-types of Eldar.
>>566754250You can romance the gilf SoB
>>566756393I wonder: where the harlequins there before the fall of aelderi? were they just some sort of weird cult until it really went down and they were like>haha, fuck you guys, our god hides in the tunnels of the webway and actually lives while all the others are dead
>>566755849Val should've been a vindictive bastard in the vanilla game
DruidessSorceressBardessVindictive Bitch
>>566757128>Sorceress>DruidessWhy not both?
>>566755437I don't think a healthy bond is what Marazhai's fans want from him
>>566757613Maybe one day autists will figure out that people who like asshole characters like them because they're assholes and it's not insulting to them to point out that they're assholes
>>566754501ITS FIDDLE-DE-DEE
>>566757778b-but I need to fix every evil character? especially if they are attractive women
only jae can fix marzipan
>autismNot real just act normal
>>566760165I always say that to my autistic sniper elf and she gets uppity
>rastard posts on reddit>suddenly flood of ras "art" in hereReally gets the nogging jogging
>>566761009the yrlietards love reddit and raztard
>>566757613Au contraire my dear fellow retard. Dark villains especially are popular and they get tamed in the end, it's just Beauty and the Beast 40k version. The self-insert Femcel Princess, through the power of pussy, makes the Deldar admit to true love. If that doesn't happen they'll get him tamed in fanfiction. You have to understand "slightly or frankly dangerous and callous man who hates others but has a soft spot for (you)" is the ultimate female power fantasy, not going swish swoosh with a sword.
>>566757613Some people are that way, but “I can fix her/him” seems to be more common.
>>566719846>>566719061>>566718770I decided to disregard your posts and play a Paladin.
>>566761379When people say they want to tame marzipan they mean they literally want to keep him on a leash.
purely from a character perspective, would a paladin of iomedae give lann a blowjob and would that break the oath? not as a full romantic thing, but as a kind of reward and because he only has like five years left to live anyways and all he's ever had is wenduag, a disgusting spider leg monster
>>566761379This, it's literally the same reason why girls like Viconia and Morrigan are popular. People like bad girls/guys especially if they can tame them.
Its called fixing them. Both men and women like it
women usually don't need to be fixed
>>566761954depends on what the paladin wants to do, being a paladin has nothing to do with sexbreak what oath?
>>566761954Iomedae herself would descend to the earth and give Lann a divine suckjob after seeing him shoot a full-round action's worth of arrows up a demon lord's asshole.
>>566746386Voidborn, so taller propably.How muscular do you imagine you Rogue Trader to be, people?
>>566762250Most incorrect post in /crpgg/
>>566762268Wrong.>>566762271Right.
>>566761954nobody wants to give Lann a bj
>>566762516
How do you guys resist the appeal of evil women?
>>566761954Thank god Ulbrig exists so my female characters can smooch someone that isn't Daeren every playthrough.
>>566762690Wendog would fuck anyone
>>566762702that's all women though
>>566762702It's part of growing up
>>566761592Indeed. His sub route is frankly more popular than the other one, which tells you something else about the strange breed that are Femcels. Most women want to be top-dog through their guy, who then submits to them - he is still a menace to others, but she is in control. Whatever they need to sacrifice to obtain this doesn't matter. They will literally spend the first half of the game picking icono decisions and do good around them, and then Marzipan shows up, and their good deeds go out of the window for the hot vampire romance.
>>566762816My illegal copy didn't have Ulbrig, sucks I couldn't experience him
>>566763180Marzipan corrupting the pure femcel trader is popular in fics, they do the dom route. Fanartists do the sub more.
>>566762271but only AFTER I've had sex with him with my Seize the Initiative feat
>>566762271blasphemy
>>566761954Iomedae guides her followers towards temperance, but she also teaches that you must never abandon a companion in need. That dick isn't gonna suck itself, and it's best that the paladin take on the duty, since she gains immunity to STDs at level 3.
>>566762516true, I want his babies and blowjobs are a waste of seed
I want a Minagho romance.
>>566763541>>566763180Rogue trader good and nice until she gets wet
How is the demon path?
>>566764287Yessss
>>566764810It's fun, but only if you go the ragetard route. Don't be Nocticula's bitch by simping for her.
>>566764810*Autistic screeching intensifies*
Tiny, dainty iconoclast femtrader (J cup tits) getting mounted by a 400lb xeno dog.
Why are women so obesed with pirates, vampires, werewolf and stupid shit like this?
>>566765175That's more of a Vyatt thing
>>566764810Fun.
>Why are women so obesed
Why are men so obsessed with princesses, female warriors, hot evil woman and stupid shit like this?
>>566765330CRPG are basically visual novels with a bit more gameplay.
>>566765235>pirateserm? Men like the other shit too
>>566763882Hul would never get a divine throatjob
btw the whole "dispatch is twilight for men" discourse was started by a jealous foid.
>>566765378vaginas mostly
>soijak postingStart reporting this.
>>566765330I thought that was the guy from Saya and I was confused >>566765643Its the same type of obsessive fan behavior
>>566765423And that's a good thing.
>>566765235Reminder that Dahmer was receiving lots of fan mail from women professing love while he was in custody
>>566764810It's the ACTUAL power fantasy path. Unlike the Lichcuck path where you're a bitch the entire time and your crowing moment is ruined because Zacharaius takes your phylactery hostage. Then you have to either cripple your character with permanent debuffs or get on the ground and beg.Meanwhile Demon gets to rape Vellexia as revenge for her trying to mess with you and their big moment is beating up Nocticula and taking her throne.
>>566766020So did Jodi Arias but from men
>>566764810I don't really like it much, but the power that lets you cast spells as a move action is cool.
>>566766069more ridiculous rape fantasy garbage
What CRPGs have a fun summoning class? The closest I can think of is Divinity OS 2, the Champion Incarnates you can eventually summon can do some nasty damage and have cool abilities. In other games summons just feel weak.
>>566765235h-haha, yeah, imagine being into something like this...
>>566766716Well, definitely not WotR.
>>566766631>woman completely submits to you and doesn't struggle >rape
>>566764810Its fun though get bullied around at first>>566766717That guy who wanted a Native waifu would have loved this
>>566766069>Then you have to either cripple your character with permanent debuffsthat was so fucking dumb man. I ended up having to kneel because I was doing an Eldrich Knight Lich and that would have absolutely ruined my build but it left such a bad taste in my mouth that I deleted the save. correct me if I'm wrong but no other mythic path has you gimp yourself like that.
Arl Eamon is pretty sus
>>566766717lamebelieve it or not some of us like agency in our young adult literature, for instance Harry Potter was able to seethe his way through Order of the Phoenix at the political establishment interfering in his school, at how his mentor sold him out to the teacher that despised him for no raisins, at the fact he couldn't talk to his godfather, at a bunch of fucking yokels not believing him when he spoke out against the official narrative, and even at his best friends for being given the job of prefects.Quite literally and unironically, the cornerstone of male existance is Seething Hatred. Not cheap and unearned romance. Owlcat is quite literally not giving us ENOUGH things to seethe about in order to truly capture the True Favstian Male Maindset.
>>566767494why
>>566766717>leaving out the creepy stalker and predatory bits that remain offputting even if you genderswap them
>>566766095>perverted woman who violently refuses to let go>serial killer of a completely different orientationthese are the same in the mind of a woman? concerning
>>566767890She stabbed her ex to death viciously
>>566767890yeah ngl that's not the gotcha you think it is jodi arias committed murder
>>566767776He feels a little too eager to throw Alistair under the bus.
>>566765643Well yeah because invisigal is objectively the correct choice
>>566767890Women aren't wired to or very good at killing people so they're equivalent in this case.
>>566768304Eamon did treat Alistair like shit tbqh
>>566767813I'm gonna be honest with you, I have never read Twilight
>>566768428it's a video game brothe player is going to pick the chick he specifically finds physically attractive 99.999% of the time, regardless of personalityyes that applies to both wenduag and camellia
>>566768659>men know shemale
>>566768708stop speaking on behalf of all players thanks
>>566768659are... are those even English words? isn't kohl German?
>>566768869>>566768659Do 53% of you know what the hell a taffeta is? Are you gay?! What is it?
>>566768659Half of the right column is just various fabric patterns.
>>566769094I looked all of those up when I saved the screenshot, but I've forgotten most. There's a lot of different fabric types in there, I'd bet taffeta is one of those.
>>566768043yes, because he left herhow is that comparable to cannibalism, attempted lobotomies, necrophilia and noncery? are you an owlcat fan perhaps?
looking for fanfics where Morrigan and Camellia lose their lesbian virginity to each other
>Been on four Necron planets>Been on an entire smuggling den that was overrun by necrons>Game still treats my character like he has no idea what Necrons areRT is fucking ASS, bro
>>566766069Trickster is the power fantasy path
>>566769238fabric has different patterns? isn't it just all criss-cross interwoven threads?
>>566769354owlcat doesnt know how to make good games, they just make them really long and verbose so autists think they're good. what kojima did with storytelling owlcat has done with crpgs as a genre.
>>566720110There's a mechanic where if a body part gets hit it becomes more likely to be hit again. The goal is presumably so you don't have damage spread out completely evenly.
>>566769496Apparently so.
Bros?
file.png the redditor
>>566769667Kiss, Kill, Kiss, Kiss
>>566769575Seriously? I thought it was just the RNG fucking with me.
>>566769667Marry Galfrey Kiss Galfrey Kill the rest
>>566769667Kiss Camellia anallyMarry ArueKill WenduagFriendzone Galfrey
We love Reddit here.
>>566769913One of those ripped off my arm recently
I like how WOTR companions have favorite foods, so I can try to make them stuff they like to eat when we camp out together. I try to cook my companions foods they'll like in Baldur's Gate 3 too, but it's undefined there so you mostly have to guess at it.
>>566769995I don't like your shitposting, die!
>>566769913Seriously. It has a stacking effect, so the first hit doesn't change the odds very much but when you get hit three times in a row it's a lot more likely to keep getting smacked. The stacks fade with time outside of combat IIRC.
>>566769667Marry kiss kill friendzone
>>566769667KILLKILLKILLKILL AGAIN
Why did they leave out the cluster of Ork worlds in the koronos expanse?
>>566770248Based alert
>>566768659>tfw I gauss, then degauss the piezoelectric thermistors in my yakuza howitzer when I pump milliamps into its boson servo to the checksum azimuth parsec when targeting the aileron for total bushido strafing run of neodymium katanas for complete shemale teraflopcation
>>566770374Don't worry about it.>>566768659Some of them have to be lying. Piezoelectricity and aileron sound like complete nonsense. Yakuza also being just .32 with women is a bit sus. .88 on shemale is hilarious though and it's also the most recognized word?
>>566769667
>>566770374Because Owlcat only likes elves
>>566770374Because they're lazy, notice how the DLCs have only focused on xenos that were already in the game
>>566770374They are lazy hacks
>>566770374Because they wrote a Marvel movie and had to shove in necrons and drukhari and the inquisition so they had no time for Orks despite them canonically being there
>>566770686>>566770605Maybe they don't have the licence to use Orks.
I'm surprised that crpg seem to actually like Galfrey.
>>566770862there is a shitposter that desperately wants to be dominated by older blonde women
>>566770862Why would that be surprising? Her only flaw pales in comparison to what you have to accept to like someone like Cam or Wendog
>>566770862No, fuck her. She jeopardized the entire crusade for her own vainglory. I'm playing a lala prissy Azata and I'm sure he'd commission a statue of her being raped to remind everyone that Galfrey should be hated.
>>566771027>Her only flawtrying to murder you out of jealousy, and then squandering your army after you turned her hundred year war around in less than one
I don't care. She is my queen, and I am her knight commander. Yes my queen. Yes. At your service. For the queen. Yes my queen. As you wish. Your command? At once, my queen. In your name. Your Majesty? What ho? For the queen.
>>566770862we don't. she has like 2 fags here at most
>>566770862There are like two or three guys that shill for her, but other than them, not really
>>566771252dont forget to kiss her feet while you're at it, simp trash
Maybe my character just has no luck with women. Maybe that's like, part of the drama of his story. Did you ever think of that, huh?
>>566770560>Piezoelectricity and aileron sound like complete nonsenseYou mean you don't know what they mean, or that you don't believe that 51% and 55% of men and 18% and 22% of women respectively recognize them?
>>566771034>lala prissy Azata >commission a statue of her being raped to remind everyone that Galfrey should be hated.holy based
>>566771439just play as a woman and immersively masturbate in game
>>566771027>Her only flaw pales in comparison to what you have to accept to like someone like Cam or WendogI'd rather have my wife cuck me than try to kill me.
I kiss my queen's footkercher when she's not looking, and then give it to her. Then I ask her "but what about the book?"
>>566771592I nominate this post for the stupidest post award
I like that aeon can shit on her for being shit
>>566771494Both
>>566769667Kiss Galrfrey, because she is my wife.Kill Cam, because she is a threat to my soldiers, who are in my care and I will not betray them.Friendzone Arue, because I actually do like her and wouldn't mind being her friend and answering all her questions about humans.Finally, marry Galfrey, as she is also the only person I would kiss since I'm married to her, so this question doesn't make sense. They're implying that you would kiss someone other than your wife, which I find odd.
Cassia could have killed me many times, but it was at the very moment when she tried to break up with me to save us both the emotional angst of watching our romance wither because of her mutations... that was when she was killing me at that very moment.
grok, enhance the size of galfrey's cannons
>>566771759I dont get why an Aeon gets to fuck with her shit. They are meant to be true neutral.
>>566771819
>>566768659I went looking for the original source and also found this tableI don't know any of these alleged wordshttps://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/s13428-018-1077-9
>>566771819>They're implying that you would kiss someone other than your wife, which I find odd.At what age were you diagnosed as being on the spectrum?
>>566771983Never. And you people really need to learn a new word.
>>566771943Because she's awful at her job and a vain retard >>566771983He is a autistic trad tranny you have to understand
>>566771963The entire UK side honestly just sounds like gibberish.
Owlcat made be despise Galfey but she's apparently okay in the tabletop?
>>566771943Because Owlcat has no idea how aeon actually works>muh cosmic order>but Galfrey doesn't break cosmic order>even if she did, using that same logic, Anevia breaks it too and you can't detroon her>supposedly also cares about the local laws>let's the walking Mendevian warcrime that is Regill scott-free because he's lawful and aeon is the lawful neutral path
>>566769667Kissing Wenduag!
>>566772394She's the actual commander and doesn't appear much
>>566772452She is terrible at her job and Aeon sees that
>>566771775Pietzoelectricity is the property of some materials to generate electricity when subjected to pressure, and to change shape when subjected to electricity. I learned it from reading Gateway by Frederik Pohl as a kid.Aileron is the flappy bit on an airplane wing. I don't remember where I saw it first, but it would have shown up in Kerbal Space Program at least.
pathfinder waifus are so ugly and not worthy of my characters semen
>>566772735No, Aeon specifically accuses her of trying to lead the crusade of all eternity, as in, being incompetent on purpose, which just isn't true. ESPECIALLY since Galfrey herself isn't even the one that decides to drink the potions that extend her lifespan, those are orders from her own goddes and her church
>>566772452Regill did nothing wrong.
>>566772829It's funny because I alway's thought the flappy part of a wing were just called the flaps.
Daily reminder that Jae is hot
>>566773117I couldn't care less about how much you like him, the very first thing he does is kill a bunch of crusader soldiers (and no, they weren't working for him yet, their leader was still alive), he openly talks about how the Hellknights don't give a fuck about local laws, and he even kidnaps and forces you to put up with a Hellknight trial (if you fail, they try to kill you, and if you say no, they also try to kill you) One of the main things about aeon is that you have to enforce Mendevian rules and Regill is constantly breaking them, he couldn't care less
>>566773278
>>566773149NTA but they're different control surfaces. Ailerons are far from the center of the mass, they control roll (tipping the plane left or right). Flaps are near the fuselage (the body of the plane). They increase the overall lift generated, so you can fly the plane slower without falling out of the sky. They also make the plane slower though, so they're used only on takeoff and landing typically.
>>566763180Unlike the simple minded femoid I do not not like evil fetish flavoured I can fix her women. Unrelated picture of my waifu.
There are so many simps in this thread.
>>566770862I wish really hoping her Devil romance would be something like co-ruling the kingdom or something since she's joined at the hip via contract but she just thots out once and promises she'll try her best to "become your equal" before you do anything again.
>>566773464Worth
>>566747164Thank you for your service being the tester of new games. It's a thankless job, but some of us appreciate it.>"he plays crpgs? slop consumer"This thread is cooked
>>566772989>, being incompetent on purpose, which just isn't trueShe canonically dismisses you out of jealousy, that is 100% true.
>>566773669vomiting
>>566772452>Anevia breaks it too and you can't detroon herHim. You can't detroon him. And there really should be a mod to fix it and maybe even change the portrait to be a little less lantern jawed.
>>566773669>Flames>Flames>FlamesMaster of writing. Eat a thesaurus.
>>566773937SAW YOU IN THEM, I DID
>>566773803Owlcat can make the most repulsive female characters that still have fans because romance teehee
>>566773669This can't be real.
>>566773937>urrrrmmmmm the paragraph would've been much better if, instead of repetition as a literary device, they had said "conflagaration" or "inferno!" The bigger the word the better>>566774062I know you've never experienced passion anon, but someday you'll get there
>>566773669>ohhhh woooow flames geeez like it's really hot get it? hot as in arousing? Owlkek writing at its finest
Is this the first anon ever to romance Jae completely?
>>566774169Then just stop extending the text. Repeating the same word over and over sounds stilted.
>>566774280There were plenty of retards getting her bad end on release
>>566773501I played only one flight sim in my entire life and flaps were used for fine control turning in that game...
>>566770589Why is Sommie there
>>566774381https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repetition_(rhetorical_device)
>>566773669More proof olwcat ganes are written by ai btw.
She doesn't "just" send you to the Abyss because she's jealous.In my current playthrough, she wasn't too happy about sending me there. You guys forgot the whole plot about Nahyndrian crystals.
>>566774435>typically
>>566774572She still sent you there and went out of her way to block the exist, she was hoping you wouldn't come back>but she regrets itWhat's done is done, it's a betrayal
>>566774572her main reason is she's jealous
>>566773669>promethium
And not just the komen. The kowomen and eggs too.
>>566774572No she disbands your army and gets rid of all of your generals, army and funds because she is jealous. The abyss stuff is just the extra fuck you.
>>566774681>What's done is done, it's a betrayalShe was retarded, not treacherous
>>566774997She's both
>>566774997are you also a yrlietfag any chance
>>566773669It's fine up until>The name of the riotous blaze is Jae Heydari"Riotous" especially sounds like the wrong word, too jolly and clashes with the tone
Why are owlcat fans the biggest simps ever?
>No Galfrey didn't betray me! She's just stupid!>No Yrliet didn't betray me! She's just stupid!Tristian never gets this treatment, I wonder why.
cammmmm
>tumblr
Yrliet did betray me, BUT shes an interesting xenos so I'll keep her around
>interesting
>>566775539>Galfrey gives you the excuse of having an actual justificaction for going to the abyss and never acvtually admitting outright that she wanted you dead>Yrliet has the excuse of being retarded and tricker by Maraztard, complete with him saying that he manipulated her just in caseTristian betrays you 100% there is no way to cope here ironically enough he actually regrets it the most and works to make up for it
>>566775539Tristian would get this treatment if I played the game more than once. But the game had already convinced me to only have mercs in my party by that point, because I could build mercs any way I wanted and was having more fun building mercs than keeping a stupid scimitar cleric around.
>>566775881>>Yrliet has the excuse of being retarded and tricker by MaraztardThis is not an excuse at all. If Rapey McEnslaver gves you coordinates to go somewhere and you tell your "friends" to go follow it without saying where's it from, then that's just malicious. It would have been somewhat excusable if she didn't know but it was from him. Why even follow that lead?
>>566775881hello yrliturd
>>566776279Yrliet hasn't survived a single one of my playthroughs brainlet, I'm telling you the excuses her fans use
>>566776385You'd only know those excuses if you kept her alive to hear them I bet you have a big folder of named Yrliet images
>>566775881Tristian is the only remorseful one yes.
>>566776540>You'd only know those excuses if you kept her alive to hear themOnly the first time I played, then I gave her to Heinrix once we escape from Cumrag. Not to mention that Yrlietfags repeat it here all the time so I would still know anyway retard
What foid is going to betray us in DH and have simps defend her every action
>>566774548zoomers don't and can't read
>>566777098The kroot
>>566777229larian gave them wyll and they didn't even care. very ungrateful people.
>>566777229that nigga looks like he got hit with a frying pan
>>566761379I think you're moving the goalpost from "healthy bond" to getting a bad person to emotionally fall for you. The latter does not equal a healthy relationship, especially for a character like Marazhai, and his fans enjoy the toxicity. As do most evil romance enjoyers because that's the point.
>>566777098100% the kroot does.
>>566777229we ALL love parole paying games here
>>566765235Because they're dangerous like men are but they don't actually exist so there's no real danger to their fantasizing
>>566777098Aspyce will actually remain completely loyal
>>566777229for a "e-celeb" he's alright
>>566777594lol
>>566777594>A rogue trader>Loyal, honest, trustworthyBoy do I have a writ to sell to you.
Its impressive just how fucking boring Wyll is. was he different in the EA?
Sometimes, choices don't have to be complicated. Sometimes you just want to murder surrendered enemies because that makes you stronger in the dark side of the force.
>>566778169
Which foid is going to cause a psychotic break in anons that results in them arguing with themselves over her for years in DH?
>>566769667I still can't believe how garbage wotr waifus are
>>566777836wdymI'm a Rogue trader and I only turn on traitors and people whom I owe fucking nothing like Marazhai and Winterscale.
>>566773554
>>566778290The kroot or the blank
>>566778096He was very different. Mainly he was cocky and hated goblins
>>566777680>>566777836That will be the surprise
>>566778290Probably me.
>>566778290Asypce or the blank. My money is on Asypce since she's the hot one (so far)
You would love Wyll if he was white. >white man that sacrifices his freedom to save innocent people? based based based white man's burden etc
>>566777836>spends the entire game seeming really shifty and unreliable>plot twist is that she's wholesome and a loyal servant of the emperorUnfortunately Owlcat are gay so it won't happen.
>>566778572No, I'd still find him boring. >muh blade of frontiers and daddy issues
>>566778572He would still be boring. He doesn't have Alistair's goofiness or Cullen's addict tragedy
>>566778572Wyll's character concept is fine but he's ruined by having the blandest most boring dialogue in the game paired with a fairly weak VA performance.
>>566778615If you people got to write the game every character’s plot twist would be that they were secretly really boring and wanted your babies
>>566777229>This post gets instantly deleted>all the reddit posts stay upI'm noticing
>>566778848janny loves reddit
>noooo everyone needs to be evil and a psycho or they're boring
>>566778801>weak VA performance.this his VA is by far the worst one in the main cast >>566779032Gale isn't psycho or evil and he's liked for the most part
should I bake or
>>566779609This is the last thread
>>566779609ya
>>566779000honest numbers
>>566779839>>566779839>>566779839
