Previous: >>567690981>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
I love big boobs
If I am a male trainer that wants to marry and breed my trainer, who is the uma for me? Most uma seem heavily queer coded
BASED THREADLOVE YOU PEARL
>>567712978>marry and breed my trainerHappy meek. Her trainer Aoi is 100% marriage and breeding approved.
This bread was just baked but it's already stale and I think I see some mold too. What gives?
will you still love Rice even if she grows big boobs?
>>567712936Just imagine how rich Cygames will become once everybody and their grandma pulls for Pearl-san
Yanko is a friendless loser!
https://jiggie.fun/_1YHT8https://jiggie.fun/_1YHT8
Journey.
>>567713056Rice dreams of rivaling her roommate.
>>567713124JANNY
>>567713056Yes but not super big
>>567712871>>567713024i intend to use it on shart fartcumi'll see how it goes when i drop 200 rolls on sweepy
>>567712936hey
le fishe
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCKMY ACCOUNT BECAME A HUGE BRICK BCUZ I FORGOT TO GET THE BRIAN STAR PIECES WHY THE FUCK IS IT ONLY 24HOURS NOW EVERYTHING'S FUCKING FUCKED
>>567713219Can someone explain to me why so much art of Cafe with a tuna has popped up out of nowhere? I like it, I just don't understand it yet.
we are all rolling for Shakur right?
>>567712936Were halfway through the weekAre we going to reach 30k cutoff line like last week or fail this week. Im worried guys even my club bros are a bit slacking off
https://youtu.be/pc0QMswVXbk?t=10s
>>567713313mfw there is nobody worth rolling in this pic
>>567713339it's dropping to 25k by the end of mant
>>567713313WE are not rolling for enders.
Your CM Finals
>>567713313Nah I don't have Mr CB card so I can't roll for Tung tung Shakur
>>567712936Based, thanks.
*petrifying gazes you*
>>567713389The weeks after the final Trackblazer CM is just soul crushing whens the final CM like early July?Back in Unity Cup were like 38k cutoff down during CM week down to 35k cutoff before Trackblazer happened
>>567713279I need to find a wife.
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2057386151351341258
>>567712831Unless they live >35 years I doubt they will be alive by the time Yanko stops breeding
>>567713412PLEASE TAIKI I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE TOKYO RACETRACK
>>567713412Your CM Finals
>>567713380dont say that des....
>>567713542will cleatGOD make an appearance?
>>567713542Buevi is such a slutty little ho...
>>567713542Is that bocchi the rock girl?
>>567713056I will always love my imouto
>>567713542who these
>>567713542This is the year we get bride Gentildonna
>>567713542Predictions?
>>567713542none of them are ugly VAs
>>567713764- Grass Wonder- Manhattan Cafe- Gentildonna- Blast Onepiece- Gran Alegria- Red Desire- Victoire Pisa
>>567713056yes
>>567714024MY KINGDOM FOR BRIDE GENTIL...............
>>567713889alts for Donna and Gran, maybe another Cafe alt
Will the cleat shop ever get updated with new valuable things or it'll be the same forever
>>567713889dog onepiece is coming home
>>567714215Dream Glimmer will be cheaper thereThe worst QOL shop aka no changes is the Clover shop
I knew /uma/ could do it
>>567713542>>567713589But of course. I'm looking forward to seeing you all there.
>>567714714WHAT IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM
I kind of want to try Taiki frontrunner
>>567714914I want to run Taiki's fronts if you know what I'm saying
I'm starting to like doing MANT parent runs
>>567713881Not a single soul wants that.
>mile S pace S first inspo>get hit by 8 (yes I counted) mood downs and 1 night owl with no items to get rid of it in previous or future shops God I fucking hate niggers
>>567715134we do not use the N word here
CM 13 status?https://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xand yeah after a 100 or so votes, our CM winners is back down below 40%.
>>567715134What are niggers?
>>567715213I believe people aren't telling the truth.
>>567715206
>>567715249Tiny gobins that hide in your pc and phone and ruin your runs
>>567715287/uma/ has remained consistent in all polls, small cute lies is fine.
>>567715361
Now that global is dead because only browns are left playing MANT, what game actually respects the time of its players?
when the blossom is budding
>>567715478not gachas
why is gold ship so bad this CM even tho endclosers are good?
Big American TTS
Any oldfag star trainers in here?
>>567715562anchors aweigh gets weaker relative to how short the track is
>>567715562mayabros... we are forgottened again.........
>>567715632wtf is this
>btfo CM finals>quit>next day>CM parent/fan run>1 star guts, 1 star pace>quit>next day>do a CM parent run>4 mood downs, clocked out at okasho>quitI don't know how you all continue to have the will to grind runs endlessly especially if you're just doing fan runs, this scenario wastes your time like no other
>>567715562golshi is weak in shorter races
>>567715562what website is this please spoonfeed me
>>567715494Sex with Nishino
>>567715743hakuraku
>>567715743https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategy
>>567715562POTENTIAL UMA ONLINE AGAIN
Wouldn't I ruin King's unique if I make her into end closer with Daring Strike? Isn't there a chance I will be in front when I shouldn't? And like what's the point of it anyway? Can't I go late King if I run 2 Paces?
>>567715743hitomi.la
>get cheer halo inherit>get uma stan>load into lobby with 3 other end closers>mfw
qrd on sweepy?
>>567716058yada
>>567716058She can't use magic.
>>567715940just win the mid race and proc encroaching shadow from position 4
would you rather borrow bamboo muteki guts for vigor (AGEMASEN) or grass guts for furious feetfor backliner
>>567716058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9KGOfF5g-Y
>>567716147vigora consistent carryover setup is better than feat proccing instantly maybe twice out of 80 races
>>567715562my prediction is that anchors cannot be utilized fully, as the track is short. The shorter the track the worse anchor gets.
heh
>>567716147furious feat has never been actually good in any mile CM we've had so far"furious feat helped me win!" "man I'm so glad i took furious feat instead of literally anything else" said literally no one ever
>>567716291earlier ones with vodka/grass spam was FF city THOUGH
>>567715704One day piggies will pay up for spark rerollsMaybe you would too
>>567716058qrd as in quick roll down as in im dropping 200 rolls on sweepy
>>567713313>Copa Cabanamite b cool side character but I'm not made out of carots>Bamboomite b cool side character but I'm not made out of carots>Swimsuit GolshiI wish I could just buy alt costumes as cosmetics
>>567716375That last outfit is too erotic.
>>567713313I'm not rolling on anyone else for the rest of the year.
Good parents for cheer Halo?
>>567715940Time to swap to Fronts gwocho
is there a more honest style than fronts>have to earn your aces>no bullshit lucky accel gambling>usually only 1 front can win>no blocking, only raw trainer and trainee power>most stat intensive style, can't ignore any stat
How many times can you hit the -30 stat 4 races streak until it is unacceptable?
>>567716756No
why did sweepydev have a melty?no shit open-sourcing the api bot was gonna lead to retarded niggers abusing it no matter what, sweepydev is just a retarded as them for thinking any different with his "low-trust society" melty
>>567716756if fronters were honest they wouldn't complain about their self-inflicted suffering so much
>>567716783tldr for a brainlet retard like me
>>567716756>triple speed eater>honest
>>567716756Runaway.
hellomight just start 15 prep today don't feel like hyper optimizing
>>567716846lates and ends are probably immune because iirc, it's only 5 closest behind, counting your own teammates (they're immune but still counted)
First guts kingu. 2 speed 2 guts 2 wits. Getting high wits with just 2 cards is hard.Sad I autopiloted the parents and took a maru intead of a ryanSad no S aptsNext run I'll try to pursue pump and furious feat.
>>567712936Good morning bros, also Pearl thread
>>567716756>literal pay to win style>honest
>>567716930Nigger the top 3 umas can activate Speed eater so you're hitting everyone except the 9th place uma at least once
>>567717113I've won 2 MANT CMs with f2p fronts, the only time I didn't was the DISHONEST hoguri CM
>>567717113Ends need MLB Mr Cock and Balls though
>>567716840sweepydev melty eden found his open sourced bot and proceeded to abuse it by doing 100m fans per day and causing le drama on xitter and reddit, had a melty and removed the looping feature from the bot on github even though anyone with a. brain can get it to work again within 5 minutes
>>567715562Tama 4th? Really?
>>567717146if you can't tank at least 1 or 2 white speed debuffs you deserve it desu
>>567717186forgot to mention that sweepydev api bot uses the same shit as uma.moe, chronogenesis, hakuraku/carrotjuicerso by the time cygames gets a wind of the bot and patches it, everything goes
>>567717235I'm just saying that backliners are not immune. I'm running 3 Fronts with Speed eater myself so it's not a problem for me
>>567717113>literal pay to win stylethis is my favorite /uma/ meme
>>567717186>letting edeniggers get access to your botHe should just fire up Icarus again
Hag threadHag thread
>>5677167724 times is too much>>567716574Anyone with end sparks
so how did eden bot before sweepydev was found?
>>567717405Hag love even!
>>567717450They didn't
>>567717450the old fashioned wayvenezuelans
>>567717178CB is usable at 1lb so she is an honorary f2p card
>>567715562Oh man, I made gold ship ace, guess I will redo
So since /uma/club is officially gonna disband next month which club will be the next S rank /uma/ club?
>shithouse pre-debut>miss mile S>fail a 3% in summer>can't quit because of the eventspare me
>>567713302That's it. They just liked it and they made art of it. Simple as.
>>567717450most of them paid for some random nigger from indonesia to farm for them on URA scenariothere is also another bot that was used that wasn't sweepy bot
>>567713302You know that gif of chibi cafe showing you the fish? It became somewhat viral and spawned a lot of arts
>>567717450Paid some poors from Indonesia $3.5k a month to fan farm for them.
King fish
>speed weights added to shop>oh nice i'll pick it up later>race>train>race>...>i forgot to buy the weights
>>567717849what a noble fish
>>567717795Are eden actually just a bunch of losers with zero social life? I might even think it's just one dude with multiple accounts.
>>567717750okay but where did the gif of chibi cafe giving you a fish come from?
>>567717849fishing is like sexi fuck fish
>>567717973Xitter
>>567713302I love Cafe looking so happy
>>567717849I kind of wonder what fish umanko would feel like, fish are so gooey and slimy and wet it has to feel good, right? And the dolphin pussy that used to get posted sometimes looks nicer than roast beef pussy ningens have. I don't know if you can get STDs from fish so you might not even need a condom
>>567718086stop wondering
>>567718078Happi Cafe
>>567718086teiobro fish don't have vaginas
i don't even read a teioposter anymore.So if you want to ask something important do not post teio.
>>567716147>vigor Strong and consistent>furious feetStrong in those 1-2 races it actually hits during the CM. Just hope that one of those races is the finals
>randomly get a green line + abnormal heat on my phonebwo...this girl has been serving me for over 6 years. is it finally time to let her rest?umamusume pretty dahby
>>567713302Because artists call themselves "artists" and think they're "creative" just because they can draw lines and shapes and then add details of whatever character they want to fit in, but they have NO creativity and they just jump on the trend hoping they can have a crumb of attention.
>>567718305yea
>>567718167So that's why God gave us mammal fish like dolphins that have umankos?
>get everything you need >low roll>get jack shit>high roll
>>567718346NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567718305>girlNot even phones are safe from teiobros huh...
>>567718305If you don't give it full honors when burying it, you aren't doing a random act of kinda nice
>>567718305Yes, battery might be broken
round
>>5677177953.5k a month to hehe? wtf where do i sign up
>>567715821normal halo is a brick wall nonetheless if you're talking about about king alt that's literally the only way it can can proc (just leaving 7th at last spurt)
>>567717113>Haha, make sure you grind Groundwork parents so you can inherit Groundwork without a card>Also make sure you have Green skills on your parents that you can inherit to proc Groundwork>Oh, now you need Taking the Lead as well on top of Groundwork so now you've gotta sacrifice one of your valuable Card slots for a sub-par Wit card>Also gotta hope you pray your Career doesn't stop you from completing the Card Event Chain>Actually now you need the Dodging Danger + Prudent Positioning combo as well on top of all Groundwork if you want to beat the other Front Runners>Gotta fish for Dodging Danger from Kitasan hints or you pray you get a hint for it from Rival Races>You've also somehow gotta get Prudent Positioning which is even harder to get because it's not a Front specific skill>You better hope you get the Kawakami Event in MANT or head back to the mines to add Prudent Positioning whites to your Groundwork Parents>You know what, let's throw in Ignited Spirit Wit as well if you really want to beat the other Front Runners even harder out of the gate>Even though we're out of Unity now, make sure your Parents also have Ignited Spirit Wit whites on top of Groundwork, Prudent Positioning, Dodging Danger, and the required Greens>Can't forget about Mid-Race skills as well can we>I hope you have Escape Artist, Killer Tunes, Tail Held High, Professor of Curvature, Straightaway skills, and Corner Skills if you want to maintain your lead>Oh, now we're coming up to late-race for the last spurt>You better hope that all of that effort that you just went through put you in 1st place for Angling and Scheming or it'll all be for nothing because Fronts don't have anything else for Accel>I hope you also have enough last spurt skills like Homestretch Haste, All I've Got, Triumphant Pulse, and Barcarole of Blessings as well so you don't get overtaken by the End Closers that moved up behind you with just Daring StrikeHaha...yeah...Front Runners are pay to win...
wtf is Digitan's problem
>>567718412and then you get the runs where clearly you should have stopped a long time ago but morbid curiosity keeps you going
>>567715821there is a chance she bricks herself even without the skills, that dumb bitch sometimes passes witlet LATES in lobbies
>>567718721She's just asking for Torena cock.
>>567712936is she out yet?
>>567718683didn't readslotted in falco poweralmost all my issues are gone
>bamboo muteki agemasens vigor before 1st summerwoooooooooooow give up
just realized I didn't clear the derby missions
>>567718721not enough torena cock while she fantasizes about umas
>>567718864*gives you groundwork and PP*
>>567718683just swipe for vbobo and you dont need all this shit lol
ningenmanko can't be that bad
>>567718972don't forget front savvy and wet condition
>>567718995Do not fucking say that word.
>>567719071ningens aren't that bad
>>567719071bad
>>567719071NINGENMANKO NINGENMANKO NINGENMANKO
>n*ngens
>>567719071>thatYOU'VE SAID IT YOURSELF
how good is W.Finemo this CM?why do we people run her as End?
wahey good morning
>>567719071ningen balls
In a situation where you want to get a parent with End Closer spark, but you don't want it to be goldship (or is she fine as inherit?), who do you pick to get more or less good chances to get the spark?
Ningens are based though, way better than ch*stnuts
>>567719173because ends have a more consistent accel than paces and if there's no fronts then all the ends are in 4th+ anywayat least that's my guessthe real answer is that's fucking stupid and just use her pace, she has every skill you need
>>567719071t. ningenmanko haver
>>567719245pink sparks are chosen from the stuff your umas have A or higherGoldship's inherit suck balls, but she generally have good affinity which isn't that big of a deal in MANT
>>567719405Yes, so I want someone who is useful but also someone who has not a big amount of As from the start so I don't have a big spread across the chances of getting specific spark
>>567719270yeah that's what I thought
>>567719245I had mine on Natie. But the best parent for end closer pink gotta be Brian or Rudolf, both that I don't have
You alright, Palmer? Trying not to ruin your hair or something?
>>567719625>whatever fucked up gyaru stuff I'm downPalmer is pure corruption material
>>567718721can hear the Looney Tunes music playing in my head
>>567719543Rape correction
>>567719625PALMER SEXU
>still have 3 borrows left>can't do MANT runsSorry danchou my little sister has been bugging me to watch movies with her
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>567719850
i want my keiba biblically accurate spechud anime where she shows up and brutally assaults air groove day one
>>567719916yes because if i was an uma then all the anons would want to sex me
I really want to cum inside an umaspecifically, with an uma with huge tits and a plump ass. while taking her from behind, reeaching for her udders
>>567718305I had a similar problem with an old iphone that randomly turns off and been heating up. I replaced it with a temporary cheaper chink phone, and I randomly decided to boot it up again after 3~4 months and it's working normally again for some reason.
>>567719924no one stands still like this
I don't want to have sex with Curren actually
>>567720000quads of truth
i want to have sex with Curren (Bouquetd'or) actually
Your trainee smells bad
>>567719850No excusesURA fan runs only take 20 minutes
HER NAME IS CHAN
my trainee stinks good
>>567719916I want dotoposter to be become an uma so I can rape them
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>567720087very musky. but i'll wipe her clean after races with my tongue
>you're turf s mile s run gwo
>>567720150>be become
>>567720150
>there are fifty(50) Taurus plat winners /here/I refuse to believe this, can't wait for uma. moe to expose the frauds in this thread.
>>567720240>>567720251RAPE
>>567720238she will actually win tho
>>567720150I'm an obese 30 something man.BALDING man.MALDING man.
>>567720000SHIRAOKI-SAMA WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?
>>567720150>implying you would have any chance of raping an uma
>>567720302you have 8 missed calls from:Gold CityTokai TeioNishino Flower
>>567718721Terminal case of pure cuteness
>>567720000horses don't have udders do they??
>>567720370MY CM TEAM NOOO
>>567720376
>>567718721I wonder if Digitan's the type to forget about umas once she gets a taste of a trainer cock
>>567720376tf you mean?
>>567718721tom and jerry shit
i like they make king heilo sweat focused
>>567720512Thats a cow
>>567720463
>>567720463once she takes the cock she will be able to get into threesomes with her oshis and their trainersmaybe team up with Curren and fuck Dasca's trainer, the school bicycle
>>567712936Can we have a Neo Universe OP next? It's her birthday today.
>>567718721I want to shove her into a locker...
>>567720604>>>/jp/
It should be Bride event this time huh...
Ass Wonder
just realized I can kill my run in junior year for the daily career rewards and I don't have to do hour-long mant runs anymorecan't believe it took me so long to realize this
>>567720725SURELY it's going to be bride gentildonnano way they can fuck this up right hahaalso new fusu
https://x.com/aPieceof_ray151/status/1942912994025026034+1 random Dragon Ball reference
>>567720604If no one else is going to bake I can try making a bread for her
>>567720604Maybe if she shows up in global's support card events sure
>>567720910her ass is a wonder
>>567718305That wouldn’t have happened on an iPhone by Apple™
>>567720725So skipping OG Gentildonna for bride Gentildonna
Can you believe it? We're halfway through MANT already
>>567721051if you're fine waiting 2 more years
>>567721132>halfwayWhat the fuck? I thought we were in 3/4 in, I’ve been playing this shit scenario too much
>>567720961fusufusuomatsuri fusu
>>567720725Bride Gran Algeria incoming?
>>5677212651.5 anni is supposed to be around the end of july
Bride Oguri.
>>567721321It's Gran Alergia
you called?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO END SLOPPA!!!!
>>567721321anon...
>>567721265Were actually past halway a scenario is estimated to last 4.5 months, we are 2 months away from the end
>>567721354It's Mile
>>567721321I have never seen anyone post her before, why does she deserve a wedding alt
>>567721369Wonderful!
uoooh juvenile fillies
anus
>>567721369stop posting pics of me
>>567721438Mile autist who bends everything in her mile rulebook so she can be closer to you
>>567720604That would be nice, she's very pretty
>>567720512She's so fucking fat...
yoooshhh! mayano top gun sexpert!
OHA-FUCKING-MILE YOU BURGERS
>>567721456Uhh what exactly do you mean by that?
>>567721589
>>567721354>>567721392I know she's called Gran Alegria I swear this wasn't on purpose kek
>>567721686>>567721589>>567720512Wide uma...
boysex
>>567721609Sorry pal, but the official localisation is "Good miling!".
>>567721417global isn't surviving 2 more months of this slop unless they change something fast
>>567721738I concur.
>>567721438People post quite often about how sex her race outfit is and she is one of the strongest uma by a mile
uuuhh frontsisters????? what is this????
>>567721738boys aren't attractive
>>567721807you don't know that, she's not in global yet anywayactually, what the heck is a mile?
>>567721842Don't you mean Obachan
>>567721917>bare Grass ass in the thumbnailMOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>567721828I’m being 100 % sincere. I have never seen anyone post her until today
late and pace sissies.........
Stop trying to make me fap to Grass Wonder
>>567721883>you don't know thatBut we do. Umayuru Pretty Gray had official English subs sanctioned by Cygames. That's where it's from.https://youtu.be/a1q3XU_6Jgk
i say good miling
Mile Propaganda time?
>>567722029I don't understand end oguriWhat makes her so good?
>>567722005her design is good BUT she's not as popular compared to the likes of Gentildonna, Still and Buena so it's not really surprising if you didn't see her yet
>>567722132spurt + if lose, win
uma that says furlongs when
>>567722005She's pretty popular and strong in JP so I think a lot of people will talk about her in some years
>>567722195Higher winrate than Taishin?
>>567721981Dober fucks with dogs
>>567722005You probably just haven’t been paying attention. I’ve seen her posted especially when the ‘19 mares are mentioned but I guess she isn’t as popular as Chrono, Bouquet or Marche in terms of the ones being posted here from that gen so it’s easy to miss. Her racing outfit is pure sex though
Which supports cards should i be saving up for?
Gran algeria is just "modern" smart falcon design
>>567722286deez umacards*umazips my umapants*
>>567722014FAT BITCH
>>567722053SHUT UP don't counter me with concrete evidence you make me look bad
>>567722304CLOOOOOOOOKKKKSSS PLEEEEAAAASSEEEE
>>567722282Loves... Forggoten...
>play URA for the first time in a while for missionsI miss how comfy runs used to be.
>>567722392cute butt
>>567722286100k carats for tachyon and scenario card
>>567722389NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
>>567722407I love her voices, she's sounds sugar sweet and sexo
>>567722286Smaru speed if you are a front player (3lb+)Tachyon and Light hello scenario banner in ~2 months
>>567722407I actually really like her and think her story is really good but she’s probably the least popular one out of them here because her design and being a streamer is more polarizing here
>ass guy>15th lewdest umabootySilly Dia, you just have to wears bloomers and show me your ass
>>567722256Taishin has the higher personal winrate but Oguri has the higher team winrate as her teammates have a chance to win.It goes either way you'll still win.
Dig Here, Windy! *unzips*
>if King is too strong she can push too far early race that her unique won't activate in the late race>because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah why not>why not make some bullshit requirement where she not only has to roll not being rushed which is completely left up to chance >but if she uses something like Uma Stan which is considered a skill that all Late Surgers and Ends want to pace up she can just completely kill her unique>yeah man so have fun where you now need to worry about having a King that is too strongFucking kill yourself CyGames.
grass posters owe me anal
>>567722727My butthole is too tight...
>>567720932You just fucking realized this? I've been killing Makween for an entire year
>>567722697have you tried training uma that is not as ugly as Cringe Gaylo?
3 years of anal sex with Grass...
>>567722697gwo she is an underdog so you gotta make her only a S rank and send her in for kino end closing its part of the lore
>>567722547This generation is pure sex
>>567722697This nigga is complaining about rng in the gambling simulator game
>>567722697>why is the meme bad uma designed to be bad bad???
>>567722771i can't even be bothered to do it for 75 carrots
>bring 6 SSR cards>can't complete event chainsalas... the downside of pigging out...
Remember, to be a true Gran Alegria trainer, you must get mileage out of everything!
why rednu didn't stream
mile posting?
>>567722053https://youtu.be/a1q3XU_6Jgk?t=82>Chrono being a fucking NERD again
>end/late cucks have to intentionally sandbag for their accelsMeanwhile, frontchads are actually racing, and running to get first
Plat Gemini title or raped by your trainees?
>>567722697Just run 2 front 1 end to guarantee her unique to proc bwo
Any races?
I like Cheval Grand
>>567723082Can’t wait to rape frontkeks with my Taishin
>>567723072I love this silly dork
>>567723282that's not Cheval Grand
can we now say that pace is the most honest style in the game?
>>567723392It's cheval grand alt (ugly)
Okay but I relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really love Stego.Journey is cute too.
Is running Suzuka in Unity worth it to make her into a runaway bomb for the next CM? Secret events do not trigger during MANT
PLEASE FLOWER I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK ON THE MILK BOTTLE! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR COOKING? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING COOKING!
1.609 kilometer
>>567723428Late surgers is the most honest playstyle, no contest.
>>567722634Dia's boobs simply can't seduce me.Bad boobs. Bad.
>>567723470Today I learned about their irl history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjBtnUDP-co
>>567723518>shitty style that's only good for giving everyone AIDs and STDs
>>567722057This feels accurate. Complete with the crippling disappointment when you pay good money to have her in person and finally see her messed up face without any filters.
>>567723531I will not lose to Dia's big, soft, jiggly JC boobs! (jinx btw)
Thoughts?
>>567723753Curren is a pace tho
MY SEIUN SKY GOT FAT DURING A CAREER!
>>567723428END is the most soulful and fun play-style
OH NO MY TRAINEE'S HIPS GOT WIDER AND HER BREASTS BIGGER!
>>567723820I stand corrected>>567723891>endrolfcopter no
>>567723795Is Agnes Digital a good stud?
getting closer
End closers shouldn't be allowed on sprint, it's just embarrassing
>>567723795HORSE HORSE
My style? Honest and sovlYour style? Dishonest and sovlless slop
>>567724014I feel sorry for you...
>>567723795horse horse
>>567723795Admire Groove going to DIE
>>567724014Lucky!
>>567724014
>>567723793Dia!!!!!!!
>>567714372Ok, but will it still be limited to the same number of purchases monthly?
>>567724064Durandal is cute
>>567724004It's only his 2nd year standing, so I don't know, but looking at his successful career, I am more than hopeful I will make him the best in history>>567724074>>567724101Anon named that one "Uma Horse", she won 11 G1s during her career>>567724171I don't think so
>>567715316You guys are fucking deaf for hearing nigga in neko. The first two are true, niga is the japanese word for bitter, so that's true. But no way does neko sound like nigger.I am not complaining about racism, I am complaining about not being racist properly.
>>567724298The saber dog is an end closer?
Could she have been a first rate uma if she had got mile S? If given the opportunity again what skills should I drop?
>>567724462nyes
>>567722697I will have Nishino and Oguri in pace and King as End. To be fair I really doubt whatever King I make can defeat my Oguris, but I will let her try
>>567724051she's in heat
>>567724537Put a baby in your boy
>>567723480it's your fault torena for dressing like that
>>567724587That ass is gonna make grass wonder jealous
>>567724473No because Halo will be decent as an END closer this next cm
Usable?
curren chang in the new event be like: hmmmm yes this is food and food contains glucose and there is a letter F on the food and i am running out of breath so obviously this means Fluorodeoxyglucose which has a half life of 110 minutes so if we wait here for 110 minutes the key will show up (it actually does)
>>567713313We will all roll for our commander.
>>567724672Bro no one has enough sparks to do that...are you supposed to just run her on miles and mediums?
>>567723091and where is the bad side?
>>567724781>rollShe is free, you just need to do a "secret" mission
>>567724781Commander is free
>>567724781gwochacho does not knowchacho....
Sweepy
>>567724726malding over mile sparks
>>567724781Commander is free (kino mission)
>>567724781Smartest Spechud poster
Sexual Week
>>567724797sprints too and she can win arima with a C
>>567722634>bought the restaurant to stalk her trainerDia would do this
>>567724747Nice melty
What's the chance of mile inherit per spark? Is it uniform or is their diminishing returns?
>>567725007I need visual proof
>>567724621But I'm not wearing anything?!!!
>>567725030>>567725030>>567725030>>567725030
>>567725082
>>567725038It’s all based on ‘compatibility’https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
>>567725087exactly
Uhuh melty
>>567725013Fuck that means I gotta borrow CB and my NTR is only 3LB
i don'ti don't want to do parent runs
>>567725198Shichi bebi
>>567725178You should have mlb finemo by now?
>>567725030???
Stop posting Spechud
>>567725276I do but CB is the end wit card isn't she?
where da pasta at
>>567725289Pinching Spe's flab!
how the fuck do I train Maru for 14? I can't even fucking do Oaks because she has only like 150 stam by the time I get to do itI seriously fucking hate MANT
Urara retired (she managed to win JPN1 races even) and became a broodmare and these are the most compatible stallions for herWho should be first?
>>567725347Buy moxie
>>567725310
>>567724781commander looks kinda retarded here
>>567725347click stam gwo??
>>567725384do I really need to waste 170 SP to be able to run a career, like holy fuck
>>567725347>150 stamhave you tried pressing stam a few times? buying Items? running hammered races?
Bros, I am being tempted to use my Crystal before the Light Hello banner. Finemo being 3lb is hurting my deck.
>>567725310Why
>>567725104lol
>>567725467You were going to buy it anyway
>>567725367ZRR
>>567725470>>567725465She has fucking 77 base stam, even if I click stam on junior year where there's good relationships there you don't get that muchand >just buy itemsyeah I fucking would if I would get stam scrolls
>>567712936Seeking The Pearl solo song is insanehttps://youtu.be/pJvhI3bxprQ
Special week more like uh... special week...
>>567725347Just use 3spd/1pwr/2wit and get some stamina+pwr sparks bro
>>567725584no one says this
>>567725598>stam sparkswaste in a CM that doesn't need any stam
>>567722053>>567722360I think its at nyaa during Cindy Grey anime
>>567725367Ace
>>567725584It sounds like something you'd hear on broadway, it's great.
>>567725552sure>>567725692Ace will be the one to do it next year
>>567725471You should have MLBed FineMo at the start of MANT not now, retard
>>567725692I love Ace!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKUwahey
>>567724249Sniffing Dia's princess-like hair
I'm so fucking scared...
>>567725803>the D necklacewhat does it stand for?
>>567725571if you're running smaru you'd want a heal anyway. It's your call if you want a stable career or if you want to highroll hints
Is end closer or late surger better for CM15?
>>567725849deez nuts
>>567725849...
>>567725870Gemini? End, by a huge margin
>>567725849DICK
>>567725849I don't know anon it's such a mystery
>>567725845all of them will mark you
>>567725347it's always the exact same 2 2 2 speed power wit cards
I hate zoomers so much.
>>567725310but she is john pretty derby
>>567725941CM15 is CancerThe XOguri CM, I guess late surgers are better because end closers are better when late surgers are good or when they can use spurt
>>567725904>D stands for Helios
>>567725849>what does it stand for?You already know
>>567699904I actually fell asleep while doing nyt connections. But I can still cram in a daily run before reset.
>>567725803ebayan thinks she's on the team
>>567725849
>>567725849DAHHHHBBBBBBYYYYYY!!!!
>>567725803>forever young
>>567725849D for Daichi Ruby
>>567725849Dumptruck
>>567725830Sniffing Dia's unladylike cleavage sweat!
the gals are corrupting the youth
special week more like special REEK
TikToku Helios
>>567726216Narita Top Correction
>>567726195visual proof?
>>567725995Zoomers will be becoming 30 year old boomers soon as in the oldest ones are in their late 20s
>>567724510Umazing!
>>567726592SNIIIFFF
>>567726530Cafe love!
Anal Digital
Anal Tachyon
Anal Wonder
>reddit tachyon
>TOREINA SAN! I SAW THAT YOU USED THE CB WIT CARD A LOT SO I USED YOUR RAINBOW CRYSTAL ON IT TO BRING IT TO 3LB!
Slow and steady wins the race my friend
Just had a garlic baguette with scrambled eggs and some tomatoes. Life is good bros
>>567725852wouldn't 777 be better for cm14? the uphills are either right at the start or at the end, if it procs at the start you're fucked
>>567726938Single Regular Engine...
I don't feel like Maruzensky is a prudent driver
>>567726926Tokai Teio impregnation
patpatpat
>>567727179why does she need groundwork
i cooka da pasta today
So speed debuffs pretty much works like minusing 1 velocity skill for each enemy umas in the lobby?
>>567727225PDM break gambling
>>567726268No.
>>567727225>he didn't build his end ace with GWNGMI
>>567727321Even AI Chrono looks smoochable...
>>567727493>daiwa>marvelous>helioswhich umas also have a flesh fang?
>>567727351NoSpeed debuffs hit current speedSpeed skills increase target speedThis distinction is important because the uma will still try to accelerate back up to their normal speed after getting hit with a speed debuff
Narita TaiSEX!
>>567726926Smelly umanko
frog umas?
>>567727704French umas exist, yes
>>567727624Deliciously flat
>>567727704hey
>>567727704Look at her frog tummy
2 gay uma kissing
>>567727881>>567727915benis
>>567728037
>>567727881Sex
>>567728075benis bark seggs :DDDDDD
Glory Ass
>>567728191sex
>>567725849Destiny
we need more porn
>>567727070She's still alive after 100+ years of driving, she can't be that bad.
>>567727571Ricker has a fang but it's a normal one if you look closely
fuck you guys I'm going to sleep.
currently watching lord of the ringswhich uma would watch it with me?
>>567728730zenno cow roy
I miss Dia tribute
>>567728730That one uma with big ugly glasses that likes books
>>567727571All of them have normal fangs
>>567728853How rude. Take that back.
>>567728730durandal
>>567726926i thought this was prez and then i was disappointed
>>567728849gayass nigga
>>567727704Half frog or full frog?
good morning frens
Oh yeah I'm MANTBlazing it
800 wit is enough, right?
>>567727571Yanko has a normal fang
>>567728730Any other good movies with no lewd content in it?Whats up with these movies filled with sex to sell.
>>567729398ehhhh where is Speed Eater?
>>567729521I know I didn't get it from the rival races
remember to brush your trainee in spring https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PDViJpUTEnY
>>567729398>3 stats over 1100>turf S>dist SD*ck? I'd probably work on other aces at that point
>>567729754Meme guts deck with Kitasan and Fine as gacha SSR
>>567729398>800 wit>front fuck no
why nobody replied to me....
>>567729887>tfw could do that because I own those cards>won'tMy S+ Bobo won't cut it...
>567729984your lust provoking image?
>>567729984You need to add images to your good morning posts for replies gwo
>>567729963yes Tazuna, I had been coming inside Flower since day 1
>>567729963
>>567728730Are you watching the Extended Editions?
>>567729836She is not that big.
>>567729984have a (you)don't spend it all in one place
Tazuna raped me
>>567729270Good morning, trainer
>>567730137Yes Director, I had been coming inside Tazuna since yesterday
hey
>>567727571There's also Hishi Amazon
Aieee do I pick this or Japanese Oaks
>>567729984It's OK bro nobody replied to me earlier either. Not all of our posts can be bangers
Lovcen is just on different level man
>>567729984Add a new answer
>>567729981838+40=878 which is close to 900 which is pretty much 1000 wit
>>567730105I even added a webm and didn't get a good morning back
>>567730448when will you learn
>>567730448don't even bother looking at trainings when there's important G1s
>>567730319Holy shit it's the God of Speed
>>567730525it's okI'll tell you that it's ok because the little position checks are going to be covered by your HUGE last spurt and spot struggling
>>567730503Training session?
>>567729398>A&S bowl>830+40 wit>cope focusnyo
Left for the superior top speed or right for more midgame?
>>567730602Yeah but not on YouTube yet (JRA VAN users gets early access)
NICE FUCKING GOLD INSPIRATIONIM SO SICK OF THIS GAME
>>567730701
>>567730676Without the S aptitude you are not competing
Tacuteyon
>>567730701that was fast
>>567730701yes, I would train my Dia to do this everyday
whereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundworkwhereisgroundwork
>>567730772she also isn't competing if she can't grab 1st
Realize Sirius gray genes starting to kick in lol. Sirius actually has the best time in training (6F 79.7) seconds compared to Lovcen 6F 80.0 seconds
>>567730864I click the button on NSFW images
>>567730916she can rocket if she goes 2nd
>>567730916Then back to training. S aptitude is a must
S mile is optional
>>567731067I'll settle on the first one for nowI have 2 more fronts to make and I only do 1-2 runs per day, can't hyper-fixate on a single runner
LEL I poasted sum hawt umamusume pics o__o omg hope mom doesnt catch me...xxxxxxxxDD stupid sexy horse!!!Only good for le sex appeal le doujin reference has been made????Is this what they call le epic win otaku?????? O___o___oooo__oooooo experts are baffled XD *Adjusts le fedora* I believe le horses have entered a state of most sexy times :''))) hence I have posted an esteemed picture of le umamusume in sexy times XXDD my friend is like "omg wats umamusume about??" Then I show him this pic.. Its le training game.... But with sexy girl!! LEEELLL
>>567718683>triumphant pulse>on a frontDo you guys ever actually read what skills do?
>>567731059
>>567731072yea, in B LEAGUE LMAOOO
>>567729516the new dune movie by david lynch seems like a good one
>>567730975>a gen with actually great frontsthat's a rare one nowadays
why doesnt sweepydev just leak their credentials since its obvious he has them
>>567731142I brought red maru with barcarole and pulse last CMshe nabbed wins here and there. Even finished on a neck to my vb who won finals
>>567731072You forgot your Oguri pic retard
>>567731131Tama-chan is seething again
>>567731293Bright would NOT say this
boys in aprons...
>>567731231im checking which account has forza horizon6 so i can steal it
>>567731270teasing hag
>>567731270>>567731293Mejiro umas are either ugly or beautiful. No in between
>>567731231>he didnt use a burner account
>>567731371>saggy cow>flatartists are frauds>inb4 "it's sloppa"
>funny hat appeared twice in shop>Mile S>every support chain finished >Sky didn't agemasen >decent amount of hammers too>Bakushin randomly appeared off deck to give Groundwork I'm never getting this lucky again on my other two fronts
why nobody host mile rooms
>>567730916If she grab 1st someone with S overtakes her
>>567731371she will get it next
>>567731337Bright doesn't give a FUCK
>>567731512I have 1 ace
>>567731442Good thing there isn't a single ugly Mejiro then.tamamo_cross_with_fishing_rod_and_bait.jpg
Being a tsukkomi in a school full of retards must be tough… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-tDuC-_4Cc
>>567731512i'm busy working on my steam and anime backlog instead of playing this kusoge
is haru urara canonically supposed to be the worst uma ever?
>>567731254>I won with a bad skill for my style therefore it isn’t bad
>>567730141yessuchadmir and twinkgolas just arrived in rivendell
Eishin Flash pads her chest
>good stats>no pp hint/spark>no distance S>shit greenssigh....
>>567731459good dog
>>567731131>TROLOLOLOLOL OVER 9000 EPIC WNRARZ LOLZ YOU WON THE INTERNET SHOOP DA WHOOP DOCTOR OCTOMOTHERFUCKINGONAPUS WTF BOOOOOOOOOM NYANYANYANYANYAN *dramatic_keyboard_chipmunk* UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM 2 (Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape 480p) CAN I HAZ CHEEZEBURGER *short break interlude with keyboard cat* COCKMONGLER PENIS REI OH MY GOD MOM GET THE CAMERA *HIT MARKER* *HIT MARKER* *AIRHORN* MLG PRESENTED BY FAZECLAN 360 NO SCOPE OHMYGOD MOM GET THE LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY DORITOS POOL'S CLOSED GREEN LEX LUTHOR LE MAD? LE GUSTA RAGEFACE PEANUT BUTTER JELLYTIME? CHUCK NORRIS STOP A GAYBEN VALVE TIME *holds up spork* THIS IS MADNESS NO THIS IS TEH PENGUIN OF D00M ^_^ THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND DUCKROLL RICKROLL EPIC TROLL BUT NOPE.AVI ITS JUST NUMA NUMA CHUCK DARUDE SANDSTORM TESTA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>567731459>front Chiyobut why
>>567731796Trvthnvke
>>567712936Pearl really is the perfect umamusume.
>>567731887i want to go back
>this thread for weeks>NOOOOOOOOO FUCKING RETARD DON'T BRICK YOURSELF BY PULLING THE KAWAKAMI BANNER>WE ARE ALL WAITING THE RERUN WITH S.MARU RETARD>suddenly everyone and their mother have Fine Motion
>>567731796dont care, she's still the prettiest
>>567731798if you didn't get PP why did you learn DD dumbass
>>567732051finemo(my wife) is really hot, why wouldnt we have her
Full of GUTS
>>567732051I for one told you to roll on Curren
>>567732063because the run was dead anyway and was hoping for a white spark........ I won't use this smaru ever
>>567732053Is this appropriate attire for a German?
>>567731918Oshi pick to balance out the faggotry of using S Maru and Choco Bobo
>>567732051I tried to fight the gaslight and tell people to roll...
>>567732051if you are true honest f2p then you wait for the rerunif you are a dolphin of sorts then you get the kawakami spooks
>>567732195Bratty, needs correction
>>567731887Tama-chan would say this
My bin blurbo and stinko bimpy commission was completed.
>>567732302Kitasan would do this
>>567732125why wouldnt it be?
>>567732051Said who? I mlb her there. I’m waiting for the smaruzen rerun WITH Ramonu wit
>>567732051have you tried thinking with your own head
>>567732321WATCH THE FUCKING ROAD
We love Cafe here right folks?
>>567732051Natural selection, I'm surprised you're still here because someone could tell you to jump off a building you'd do it
>>567732334Flash... one more button down please...
>>567732051just be luckyI got 3 finemo and dodged all kawakami somehowbought the last one from anni ticket
>>567732051Because the people that said not to MLB her and didn't MLB her quit the game
>>567732353
>>567732391
>>567732391Tachy!
holy shit lmao
ever since i started using guts decks my trainee became chronically retarded
http://poal.me/prfroghttp://poal.me/prfroghttp://poal.me/prfrog
>>567732353Sweepy would tweet this.
>>567732574Oh shit, a club for Maurice enjoyers?
Who are these guys
>>567732798erm thats not a club....
>>567732854Liars
>>567732854oguri cap, nishino flower and sakura chiyono o
THIS IS THE RUN
>>567732321Post them
>>567733018now mile S and groundwork please
>>567733018>brick hatNot anymore.
>>567732051I got MLB Fine before the banner
>>567733018Shiraoki will protect you
>>567733139I want to be the raped
>>567733018*bricks your seed*
>>567733096Thanks for asking bro. I was wondering if I should of bothered. https://files.catbox.moe/jx8hnm.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/anch95.png
>>567733292>if I should of botheredWas it not up to standard?
Only Fine finished...
>>567733018>not using hat during climax last raceNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBRICKED RUN
>>567733292Dig here, Windy!
>>567733292canon
>>567733292Dangerous...
>>567733292
>>567732854>2chMaybe actual japs playing global
>>567733405Not that. I only post that stuff if people want to see it.
>>567732854russian /uma/ club
>>567732439I mean how long can you cope with Tachyon, Marvelous and Dober?
>>567733317I really need maruzensky sex
>>567733292Please don't bite...
>>567733474It's 2ch^2
>>567732854hey that's my clubfilthy Umatist
>>567733493What if I want to see your cock?
>>567733515I borrow Finemo, dumbass
>>567733292People pay money for porn
>>567733662Not him, I was an undercover spectator
Falco is the rape uma
>>567733493Post butthole
>>567733292BASED
>>567729398Its a big maybe.900 wit is the "must" have for fronties. Your problem is all those skills mean fuckall if you whiff them. If you run a front without wit bonus its probably a better idea to swap something out to have 3 wit cards.
>>567733664What if I want to see you dead?
>using 4 clocks on the fucking tokyo derbyThere's only one thing I hate about training EC, it's how they can keep losing races purely due to getting blocked and nothing else
>>567733907
>>567733756Sexlos
>>567733997Hi, Charles! Did you win your CM?
>>567733946>wake up>not rapedi'd resign that contract immediately
>>567733826I know you guys are hungry gay boys now but im a avid woman enjoyer and maybe 2D men enjoyer. The best your gonna get is El condor pasa butthole.https://catbox.moe/c/5al9kj
>>567734089STOP ASSOCIATING THAT GOBLIN WITH GODDESS VIVLOS
>>567733813>>567733813>>567733813
>>567734089Not Charlene, but also no
>>567734160That uma is called mrs victoria frontier
>>567734158>2D men enjoyeruhhhh
>>567734158
>>567734347Look man you can't participate on 4chan anime culture if you don't apricate traps and men who look like skeletons wearing wigs and showing their butts.
>>567713056I'll milk her daily to bring her down to size
I'm jonging it right now and (You) are not invited.
Guys, sorry for this blogpost, I will explain my problem as briefly as I can.I had never played one of these anime gatcha games. I started playing it a few months ago and I feel like it's having a deep impact within me. It's like the characters are so beautiful I'm suffering from some kind of stendhal syndrome. I see myself thinking about my favourite umas, staring at their pictures. And I'm starting to feel like the real world is not enough for me. I had heard about the whole being into 2D girls and I had never understood it. In fact, I thought it was some kind of insider joke. But now I get it. Being exposed to such beauty might not be good. It's like the effects porn have on some males. I have a wallpaper of Oguri Cap on my pc. BNW on my phone. I see real women and I just think about Stay Gold. About Maruzensky.I don't know, maybe I should maybe quit the game? I wasn't even that much into anime. Just watched some animes a few years ago.
>>567712936Man, i hope I never make Curren chan angry like this.
