Previous: >>568897310>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-plannerRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>568917934
Digitan LOVE
Marvelous Sunday's birthday, on a Sunday? Marvelous!
found this cm15 guide on gaiathoughts?
the hell is a gaia?
>>568918175Strong guideSad to see another get burned outThis is Cyges fault
umafuck
>>568918248gb2 to it!!
Pacegawds, are you rolling for this card? It's good at LB1 but it comes shortly after being wrung dry by ramonu.
>>568918348he looks like a little queer boy so no
>>568918348nyo
How come you don't consider Oguri cute?
>>568918175>long ass paragraph about wanting to kill himself because of mantlmao mant moment
>>568917934MAHVELOUS
>>568918414I think she is super cute and even S E X Y
>>568918175I'm using MPB on Xoggers again as pace chaser+NSM.It sucks that I can't use NTR for that TE, but at least Dig here, Windy! has great hints and will replace her well.I fucking hate borrowing wit yeppers though...
>>568918414She's super cute
>>568918175>this scenario is my favorite, this is why i'm suffering and quitting and desperately hoping the next scenario will be even slightly better
>>568918414She's more of a cool girl than a cute girl to me
>>568918414Something about her face is not girly at all
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>>568918632Still's cute little butt is perfect for slaps
>>568918414if she was cute she'd have a cryer by now
>>568918628I actually thought you were talking about VF since he was boasting about how he excels at MANT so much
oguri is extremely erotic
autis/uma/ is my backup club if something happens with my current club, is their Danchou really leaving?
I want to experience sex as Mayano Top Gun
Is this a hate crime?
>>568918717>horses realwhat the FUCK is a horse
Regional derby in moderate rainit looks cool
>>568918830>Rank 606lmao
Oguri is extremely cute
>>568918830wdym backup club
>>568918830Yes. I suggest you find a different club for that reason.
>>568918628it's the scenario with the most micro-managing to date (micro-managing means more gameplay which means fun), but it's the most mentally taxing one, it's the Dark Souls of umamusume scenarios
>>568918830it was made at a time where we had too many players and not enough clubs but mant killed the game so we're in the opposite situation
>>568918628>shop system is a fun addition to the game and adds an interesting component of decision making, but the time investment and heavy RNG make it prohibitive to competitive playt. literate
Mambo!
>>568919060mambö
>>568918945Which uma is the right choice?
>>568919130
>>568919018I mean that if my club dies or I get kicked for some reason I'd join them>>568919025>>568919052Oh I liked their danchou and I like Oguri so hopefully the club does better after MANT ends
I got the event randomlyI still have 6 events locked
>well actually the scenario is really good if you exclude the bad parts that make me want to kill myself
>>568919249praise satan
>>568919187Mambo more like Mambots!
MANT is fun so long as you're not trying to build an uma for CM graded league.
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568919279The scenario is fun, making aces sucks. The inherent gameplay loop of umamusume is the thing that sucks and makes people want to kill themselves.
>>568918581I like this achievement
>>568919273
h-how does she know?
>>568918632Still would be the Uma most likely to forcibly umapyoi her trainer. She already gave him uma rabies.
>>568919187
ryan LOVE
Are 30k carats enough for light hello's banner?
Not gonna lose to Dia's shitty saggy tits
>>568919681Is*
>>568919681No. Skip whatever other banner you were planning on pulling.
>>568910568 #Kohei calls him Robu in the jockey cam.0:44https://youtu.be/qUEbr6-oUfg [Open]
>>568919716if youre moderately lucky and dont care about tachyon yes
Good morning friends!!!
no grilled carats or charming in junior year = glue
>>568919760!!!
>>568919757I got 20k carats atm. I'm being too optimistic.
carats are unlimited if you know where mom keeps her credit card
>>568919928https://umacaratcalculator.com/
sexoooooooooo
>>568920047>Sign in to continue to Google Sheetshmmnyo
>>568920361How else are you supposed to make a copy of the spreadsheet?
/uma/
>>568919575>sensei
sweepy, suffer through MANT for me while I browse /uma/
>>568920539*rapes you*
>>568920509WHAT IS THIS???????? AN EXCEL???? YOU WANT ME TO DO MY TAXES ?GOOGLEDRIVE???? MAKE A COPY? WTF IS AN EXCEL SHEET GONNA TELL ME ABOUT MY CARAT PLANS??? I HAVE TO KEY IT IN MYSELF??? I HAVE TO PRESS ENTER ON MY KEYBOARD? I HAVE TO STARE AT RECTANGLES (MY EYES HURT)? HELLO CODETRANNIES????? MAKE A WEBSITE WHERE I KEY IN MT CARATS AND THEN BING BING BAM BAM? MAKE IT COOKIES?? MAKE IT REMEMBER YOUR CARATS? HELLO?? SIMPLE UI AND INTERFACE????? 3 UMALATORS AND ZEROOOOO CARATLATORS? GOOD FOR NOTHING CODEMONKEYS NO WONDER WE ARE IMPORTING CODERS FROM INDIA?????? HELLO WHERE IS MY CARATLATOR WEBSITE?????? WE ARE 2 YEARS INTO THE GAME SERVICE AND NO ONE THOUGHT OF IT??? HELLO????? DEAD GAME??? DUMB PLAYERS?????? ALZHEIMIC PLAYERBASE????
>>568920665wtf.... ive been raped by /uma/ just like that...
>>568920617I just quit 4 runs after classic summer.
>>568920240This is a middle schooler...
>>568919681How? We established months ago you want at least 90k by next scenario
>>568920232How exactly do you keep a professional relationship with Dia
must be nice being a dirt CHUD and not having to worry about long races
>>568920763I love Teiobros the most.
I love you /uma/ bros
so... total clanker death? cyjews?
>>568920879lollmao even
>>568920916I love you too bro
>>568920890why are dirters like this
>>568920875at least he won 2 times
>>568920879You weren't exactly professional when you recruit her to begin with.
>>5689209192 more weeks
>>568920879lol
Kek.
>>568920890is there any specific reason why all the dirters are bugs
Stop saying "love" you don't mean it.
>>568920890What?
Slow awkward sex with Mejiro Bright
>>568920763Just vibe estimate your monthly carat income Teio gwo, I have 68k carats and I'm gonna have 85.7k carats by the time Summer Maru comes out
i dont even love myself
i love bullying broke ass midgets
when you say "rape xposters"do you put them in uma body first?do they have uma strength?can they control their body?
Can MANT be over yet
The local derby was fun, even if the weather went to shit later. Made for some cool racing tho. The winner of the regional derby was a grey front runner called Falko del Flos.
>>568921261its just by feel dont think about it just feel
if they've been disbanded how come they don't get removed to let other people into the S+ rankings
>>568920965Awwwwwww>>568921096I love you Tama bro
hag gamehag general
>>568921096suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki suki
>>568921445HOLY MARUZENSEX
imagine spending hours cosplaying as a mathematics minor just to determine if you'll have enough premium currency to MLB a card that releases in 2.5 years
>>568920890Oh yeah? Thats new to me
>>568921526hope my /uma/bf is willing to cosplay as a minor for hours
>>568921526The alternatives are paying or quitting.
>>568921497Just Dia thank you
>>568921424disband is apparently not the same as leaving the clubcygames coding
>>568921424If your club can't beat a corpse that's been dead for 5 days you don't deserve S+
French DAHBY is on
>>568921526One spark costs 400$.
>>568921445real and truthpilled
How much time left for MANT to be over anons? I have hit the point where I don't even try get optimal aces, I just get ones that hit the minimal requirements to more or less make it to group A and move on, I can't even bring myself to do runs anymore it feels like a hassle thinking I have an 1h to go full of RNG and decision making every turn. Specially the time 1h, I just don't want to spend 1h doing a mant run (I'm slower than average I know), I never got like this in URA nor Unity...
Who's the biggest whale here?
>>568921734Where link
>>568921445Hmm. Maybe I should make a Maruzensky ace after all.
>>568921793The Teio poster
>>568921803https://kick.com/b01doghos
>>568921676I don't bot so I've accepted I'll never be in an S club
>>568921786TB runs shouldn't be taking anyone an hour anymore. GL releases in two months.
>>568921424>gatekeeping S+ with corpsesummm, based?
The single Ojiis should just pair off with single Obaas and make autistic children
>>568919681all you need to do is get AT LEAST 1 copy for her to be useful. then 1LB for 5 TE, or 2LB for 10 TE. she doesn't get any better with more upgrades and for Tachyon, her SP gain is extremely overblown as she's still inferior to Kita even with it, but with the meta becoming 3 speed cards you'll still want to borrow either her or Maru so may as well get your own
Ehh? You're still a virgin? At your age?
>>568921793>prize figuresoh come onat least buy their scaled figuresthey're surely cheaper than the wrap
Commander soon!
>>568921897the /uma/club quota this month is 70M fans, that's basically 2-3 MANT runs worth of fans a day. You don't need a bot for that
>>568922174how would she react if I told her "I'm saving myself for an umamusume"
Well I'm easyEasy like Sunday morning
>>568922232>You don't need a bot for thatAnd yet...
I keep realizing that I have no idea how to play this game.For CMs in MANT, do you wanna the triplecrown/tiara ephiteth even if your trainee doesn't have A aptitute in the distances required?Also do Mares always need the tiara epiteth or I want the triple crown for them?
>Croix du Nord wins Takarazuka Kinen>Lovecen wins Kikuka ShoI BELIEVE
>>568922234Instant Dia umapyoi
>>568922232>quota this month is 70M fansYOU HEARD THAT DANCHOU?*pokes him*
>>568922269...people still seethe and cope about bots
>>568922218F-F-F-F-FWEE ALT?!?!?!?!CYGENEWOUS
what is this referencing
>>568921445
>>568922401you still have an uma with the best in japan skill right
>>568922476Mayano
>>568919039it's the scenario that depends the most on RNG and you cant micro-manage that.
>>568922501Pearl for me.
>>568922476she's seeing her ugly face in the mirror and thinking it's someone trying to fight her
>>568922539Black-haired Mayano?
>>568922476Her ultimate rival, Mayano Top Gun.
>>568922059wait a minute, this is a netorare!
>>568922327here, use this: https://race.daftuyda.moe/the Triple Crown route gives the most stats, so take it if you can. It requires ~600 stam by senior spring, and ~400 stam by classic fall plus a gold/white recovery, respectively, though, so be aware of thatLong B is perfectly copable. Medium B is less so. Mile B is asking to get giga-fucked, avoid if at all possible.
>Sweep Tosho>Camping Taiki+Dober>Air Shakur>Sky+Brian rerun>Summer Golshi+McQueen>Bamboo Memory>Copano Rickey>Anniversary Falco>Steampunk Ticket+TaishinDamn, there ain't shit to pull for this summer
>>568921739
>>568922501Mejiro SEXmonu
>>568922630ESL bwo...
>>568922691dickpulling for sweet pea and rickey
I want to rearrange Maya-chan's insides with my cock
>>568922606
pst timezone ojii-san here, I had to sleep last night early for work. How did the derby go? Please tell me our boy did it...
>>568922691I will pull for summer golshi not for meta reasons but because she is sexy
>>568922860derby was canceled
I LOOOOVE BEING CONSTANTLY FUCKED BY RNG AND MY CHAINS NOT FINISHINGI LOVE YOU MANT FUCK YOU
>>568922860watch the race on Youtube retard
>>568922691taiki gets a rerun later on btw
>>568922860>Please tell me our boy did it...YEPPERS
>>568921431succubus
>>568922860it was kinoyou have to watch it yourself
I would like one bro please
Which umas for a brownCHAD like me?
>>568922860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ONjh4iHgFUHe's a late surger and got his final velocity skills to proc at the final straight. TOTAL VICTORY
>KSB didn't finish her chain before debut>no charming event before debut>no fast learner event before debutyeah, that's a reset
>2nd heaviest derby winner of all time>potentially the first 500kg+ triple crown since the very first triple crown St. Lite Robu-chan is going to be THE bombshell of Team Matsuyama.
>>568922860Lost by a head. It was hopeless
>>568923051BBB is liked by lots of brown posters here
>>568922691https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>568923051teio
>>568923051None
>>568923140can we get some oneeshota doujins with rickeythank
>>568923152Nooooo, a trainer and trainee needs to have a professional relationship...
>>568922691>not rolling on sexshi
sex with fillies
theres no such thing as torena rape
>>568923051Brown is good
>>568923509>erotic chibiI hate blue archive fags so much it's unreal
>>568923509Meta gambling WHORE.
Star Blossom's latest chapter seems to feature Sakura Laurel's dad. Is this the first time we see an Uma's dad?
>>568923037>>568923070>>568923015ARE YOU SERIOUS HE LITERALLY WON BY A NOSE AT THE LAST SECOND AAAAHHHHHHHHH DAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHBYYYYYYY HOLY SHIT
>>568923528I wouldn't be able to stop staring at her little butt...
>>568923530why? Can't rape the willing?
>>568923045
>>568923665no
it's a new day
>>568922691My next pull is Pearl.
>>568923730Poop?!
>endless dreams>the song ends
>>568923667he won by a head actually
>>568923665Road to the Top had NTR's dad.
grown ass man vs filly
>>568923730once a Curren, always a c*rren....
>>568923568I HATE CURREN
>incredibly headache and pain in my eyes>remember I have to sleepNOT AGAINAt least I survived until reset, see you girls in 4 hours gn
I'm sick and tired of paying the clock tax to Pearl every career...
>>568923528
Every time I launch the game I am compelled to sing along with the musicWHOA-OH-OH WHOAHDON'T STOP NO DONT STOP TILL THE FINISH
>>568923730Bouquet wouldn't act like this.
>>568923070These English announcers are soulless. I want to hear the Japanese guy screaming LOBBUCHEN!!! LOBBUCHEN !!!!!! 10 times per second.
>>568923864>unlimited impact>it ends
>hit stamp>request dirt shoes
https://x.com/logokeiba/status/2061005704341917888kino...
>>568923913
The raped? Her.
>>568923319marriage is a professional thing
>>568923730Trainers shouldn't shit in their trainee's mouth
They're giving way too many bonus clocks. Can I sell these? Are they used for anything else?I keep buying them from the daily shop but that seems like a mistake now...
>>568924092
>>568924065>Talent is the power to rewrite common senseThis is some gurren lagann sounding hype...
Constitution River is the french derby winner, however the previous winner Rayif didn't participate, making the french triple crown not possible this year
>>568924224Nice ragebait
>>568924281>>568924092Why does everyone choose T.M Opera? She's pretty useless. I'd aim for a more useful Umamusume myself, but every single post is about people racing for her. Maybe I just dislike her design a lot?
>>568924373NTA but I have all the uma that you can do legends races for they probably were just missing TM or something
>>568924471fair enough, I've just seen 5 of 5 people post about either aiming for her or obtaining her, and nobody else.
>>568924519Opera is very funny.
>>568923665no bro, we already saw Kita's and NTR's
Why is Grass Wonder so cute?
>>568924548BUUUHIIIIoink oink oink
>>568924340Man I wish I can bet on the french races
>>568924628monthly pack still counts as f2p
>>568924595Because she's an attractive white woman obviously.>>568924707Absolutely not.
>>568924373I don't like her design either, I picked her up from the random 3* and definitely wouldn't have gotten her otherwise.I'm only racing McQueen even though I have her anime alt because every other uma is at least 3+ months out if I start grinding their shards now.
>>568923568I wish I was Curren Chan and wish >>568923950was Rice Shower so we could double fellatio trainer
Hishiama moment
monthly pack + all selectors + some topups when pulls were unfair = f2p
>wahooYou don't hate localizers enough.
>>568924861Makes sense. It just felt weird always seem Opera.>>568924895See pic.
What the fuck is a buhii
>>568925018>0 lossesMy undefeated wife.
Maybe I'm fine without mile S. This is like my 3 days borrows worth without a mile S
Very funny WP
>>568925049GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGET OFF OF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU NORMALFAG!!!!!
>>568925049A buhii is the typical teio poster
>>568925049Something you will learn in due time newfriend
Confusion got her own cutscene
>>568925142It's only about 0.7 lengths for most UMAs. It'd good, don't get em wrong, but I wouldn't sack an SS+ with great skills/stats just because they don't have it. But less than SS or SS+ with excellent stuff...yeah I'd keep tryingGood luck friend!!
>>568924595yamato nadeshiko
>>568923665I love how star blossom keeps feeding us lolicons so well with these flashbacks pages
>>568924373opera and suzuka are the only ones i have left and i'd rather play mant 10 times in a row than train a front again
>>568925376
>>568925321I've trained exactly 2 SS+ umas everand one was a parent run
>>568925341MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSTHERE'S UNCENSORED PUSSY & ASS HERE! OHHH MY VIRGIN EYES, MODS MODS MODS!!!!
>>568925341I can see her umanko...
>>568924002>those eigo casters are soulless, I want nip guy screamingagreed, and dozo:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFhlw1gOGo8
#AWildWhoreAppeared
>>568925442Started pretty recently then? You'll get better cards before long. With 3 solid SSR's at MLB, you'll be basically minimum SS, and up to SS+ generally. With great parents you can even hit UG1.
>>568925049
>>568924925she looks naked in the thumb
is he /our/ hero?
>>568925631>With 3 solid SSR's at MLBBUUHIIIIIIIIII
>>568925697We witnessed him since Hopeless Steak. Definitely
>>568924990>you will never wear yourself out providing for your cute umawife who wants to birth a whole herd of umas and loves you tremendouslywhy even life
>>568925142My UG3 nige without med S had 50% wr last cm, 45% of the losses were against my other niges. Mile S is even less necessary for this CM if you just skillmax.
>>568925703? Anon, I'm completely F2P. I have Kitasan Black, Fine Motion and Narita Top Road. It cost me a lot of my saved carats, and both of my rainbow crystals, and my tickets, but I got 'em.Of course, Narita is less useful past MANT, (to the point of being irrelevant), but I have plans.Any proper F2Per should have 3 MLB SSR's by this point.
Taiki what the FUCK
>>568918717>bricking ramonu
>>568925703The game has been out for over a year and you're telling me you STILL don't have 3 SSRs MLB'd by now?
>>568925880her stats must be god awful
>>568925848>used rainbow crystalI'm sorry anon
>>568925848>>568925889>OINK OINK SQUEEEE SNORT BUHIIIsorry I'm no doctor dolittle I can't speak swine
>>568925880It's possible to job on the twinkle? Wtf
>>568925631SS, here I come
>>568925848bricked....
>>568925993Show your cards
>>568925220actually thats's Bridge Compshe has her own tag
>>568925697What if he didn't inherit Long sparks?
>>568925848i cant tell if this is a parody or real am i cooked
Warm umamusume lap pillows
jordan commission variants: https://files.catbox.moe/aojsgk.png https://files.catbox.moe/bvprcx.png https://files.catbox.moe/tkre13.png
>>568925321>>568925843bwos I can't even hit SS anymore this CM. I think I just became worse with MANT compared to last CMs. I think mile s would be my cope to winning
>>568925889>The game has been out for over a yearno it hasn't. If you're strictly f2p, it's quite likely you'll only have 2 SSRs MLB. I myself have KSB and Creek, and 0lb Finemo. Sucks, but I wanted Kitasan and Ardan, and would have needed 60-90k to mlb Finemo on the Festa banner, didn't think that was worth it. I'll suffer without my own wit card until August when *maybe* I'll luckshit the last 4 copies. Failing that, my reprieve comes in December when Ramonu drops.
>>568926175If you have been playing from launch and dont have at least 2 MLB SSRs then you are either a massive uma roller (which is fine) or you should have a fuckton of carats saved up
I think Falco posters are cuter than Fine and Kita posters combined
>>568926216Cute Jordans
>>568926175A real F2P should have kitasan black + EITHER creek or finemo. It's been like this since before MANT and should continue this way until at least speed smaru (or even the rerun with finemo if you're some kind of true holdGOD).
It freaks me out to think that UMAs have just these...smooth polished sides of their heads.
>>568926216Based
>>568926175He's technically correct. But he's bricked next scenario
>>568925848what umas do you have? Post stableF2p can definitely get 3MLB SSRs, but those that claim to be f2p somehow always have a full stable of umas. So I usually suspect them of being lying sacks of shit.
>>568926270>>568926304this neigha spent two fucking crystals on ntr and you're talking to me like I'm the one taking crazy pillsam I also supposed to not notice the goal suddenly shifting from 3 to 2I'm not going insane, you guys are the insane ones, all of you
>>568921495Still should sing Suki Suki Daisuki for me
Today is my last day of masturbation for the yearThis time for sure
Oh, me?Yeah I've got MLB Kitasan, of course.I've got MLB FineMo as well, obviously.And I even have THE premier stamina SSR at MLB! Yeah, I've got the big 3 you could say.She's actually pretty good after they buffed her events, but def not Creek tier
>>568926163his dad won both the kikuka sho and tenno sho (spring)it's still not a guaranteed win, but the horse so far is a freak of nature
damn when did /uma/ become a whale general
>>568926306t.
>>568926548ehI'm a day 1 f2p who's doing like a 50/50 split between umarolling and card rolling, and I got mlb creek and kita. There's a bit of variance, but 3 MLB ssr is too much and also he bricked himself using crystals. Around 2 was the general agreed concensus, although not like people who got creek instead of FineMo are better because you don't even use creek outside of long meds and longs, so we are kinda just on that Kita only life too.
My 3 MLBs? Kitasan, El condor pasa, Air shakur.
>>568926548Having 2 is fine if you have a big stash saved up is what we're saying. 2 SSR MLB is the norm. Using 2 crystals on fucking NTR of all cards is deranged, yes.
>>568925018imagine being an uma and getting your trainer snatched away by your jobber friend, while you were busy training she was busy banging your trainer
>>568926214
oh okay thanks for the FOUR Groundwork spark activations after three runs without any
>>568926642anon today isn't the 31st of December
>>568926716last poll ive seen about 40% of the posters are buhis
>>568926868>I share a general with a whole shack of hogs
>>568926306>polishedbro what. the human ear is an outgrowth. its just not there for uma, it wouldn't look weird at all
my only non-welfare MLB SSR is kitasan black because i always prefer to roll for umas than support cards... yes, i have a problem
Tachyon I think you need to lay off the sugar in your tea...
>>568926495soulless metastable
>>568926214>>568926813I love this umq so much that it kind of hurts.
I only have 2 non-welfare MLB SSRs despite spending over $400 on this game because the gacha rates are hot garbage
pig general pig game pig franchise
>>568926990your problem is having fun and enjoying the game
>>568926717This one
>>568926813I, in fact, did just awake
>>568926852>got to bang his childhood crush (while she was still hot)Puts him above 99% of men.
I haven't seen a single person post anything about Inari One since her banner dropped
>>568925341She's doing this on purpose
any recommendations for where to go for tanuki vids
>>568927159>temu tamamo
I have 4 SSRs (not buhi) but my umas are always subpar (S+ or SS max) because I'm not autistic enough to grind for mile S turf S 4 maxed stats UG umas.
>>568927159what role does onigiri second have on a team?
It's insane how every single horse in this is sexy. Not one is unattractive. How did they do it?
I got some inari age to make inarizushi but I've been too lazy to learn how to make sushi rice
>>568927308Umas are naturally cute
>>568927308Air Shakur, Air Messiah ands Dream Journey exist, unfortunately.And all the child-like umas but I know that they appeal to a bunch of anons here (also unfortunately)
>>568925632THIS is what Curren looks like IRL?
I don't go on other /vg/ generalsdo they all have someone who posts nothing but slop
>>568927191I'm subbed to the following on youtube-@Syonboli_Tanuki (this is the one you see all the time from the babuposter)-@2525lives-@Sippomonuretasi (this nigga uploads literally every day and its mostly obscure jp memes)-@スカポンたぬき-@アリ-@500youtuber7-@eeveelugia (archive, doesnt upload anymore)
>>568927536yea
>>568927491Why Air Messiah?
>>568926716MANT killed all the casuals and f2ps. Only sunkcost browns and buhis are playing on global unironically.
post something cute
>>568927546also forgot@MadOddTea
>>568927467I want to have sex
>>568927546thanks bwo
>>568927590I'm not attracted to boogers, personally
>>568927491>Dream Journeywhat a fag
>>568927491>Air ShakurThat's on you
>>568927491fag
>>568927308They have one coomer locked up in the basement of Cygames HQ that they deprive of any form of media. When they need to decide on a new design, they slip character sheets under the door attached to strings and wait for him to do his business. After an hour, they pull the character sheets back and choose between the two most semen-splashed sheets the one that wouldn't offend the horse owners.
>>568927756There is something deeply wrong with your brain if you find an uma that looks like a grandmother attractive.>>568927819I can at least see her being a type I guess. Just really not mine>>568927846booger bitch
>finally mile S run after days of zero mile S>giga highroll guts with just 2 cards>but uncapped speed and no daring strikeSomeone put a bullet in my head
>>568927694Machan is cutely chubby...?
>>568927585pity
ANOTHER DAYANOTHER WASTED HOUR BECAUSE OF UNFINISHED CHAIN IM DONE WITH MANT
>>568927491gayest post itt >>>/r/eddit
Air Jihad when?
>>568927612GL will save us inshallah
>>568928029yes
>>568927897I want to fuck this granny
If I start playing now
>>568927675
>>568928108a better choice than Dream Journey at least
>>568927897Grannies look like this???
>>568926716The Dolphins were all killed so now it's mostly whales and minnows like most gacha.
>>568927308tabobros....
There's nothing more miserable than spending an entire hour just to get cucked out of Daring Strike.I'll just try to hit a Mile S and be done with gemini
>>568928029
Where is the June schedule Cygames? I need to know when Sweepy is coming
>>568928159>there are only 6 of them and not 7Shiraoki-sama is not going to like this.
would it be stupid to put uma stan on a front runner?
>>568928292Sweep is a JP exclusive uma
>>568928276This but with Full of Vigor, I'm so sick of agemasen cards. Doesn't help when even if with 3 SSRs I still get cucked out of event chains.
>>568928334count again
>>568928183>the glasses>the hair>the fragile old lady bodyYep. Repulsive
>>568928108What's her gimmick?
>>568927675Hard working Maya!
Results of Umamusume popularity tier list at AFA(Anime Festival Asia)
>>568928183>the glasses>the hair>the fragile old lady bodyYep. Erotic
>>568922327If you're training for a CM that doesn't need much Stamina, just do the Tiara. If you're having to invest a fair bit in stamina for the CM anyway and can do the Crown then do that, since it's more stats
>>568928365Whoever thought that MANT is a good idea needs to burn in hell
>>568928416Can you give her a warm bath and some candy?
>>568928413She uses nothing but vintage stuff I believe and she is an artist like the real horse
>Three vegetables juices>Zero cupcakes
>>568928413Teenaged girl that acts like a granny
>>568928416STOP! STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS SHITTY MAYA! IT IS FUCKING SHIT FUCK THE SPIC WHO DREW IT I WANT IT FUCKING GONE STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
>>568928395I will kill you.
>>568890098
>>568928413She'll beat the fuck out of you
fusu umamusume stakes
>>568927308Would everyone except>Biwa Hayahide>Zenno Rob Roy>Ikuno Dictus>Transcend>Still in Love>Royce and Royce>Air Messiah>Dream Journey
>>568919828correct
>>568928560
Ikuno... Dictus?
>>568928029I’m surprised that he and Agnes World aren’t in the game yet, considering they already have the licenses. Hopefully they’ll be added eventually along with other genmates like Phalaenopsis and Wing Arrow
Gayest anon on the site is posting here>>568928658
>>568928574not my fault that you cant see it
>>568928658You only got Air Messiah rightIs this general infested with raging homosexuals?
>>568928845We already have two Agnes, when don't need any more.
>>568927308they have to be, to seduce male ningens and reproduce
>>568928658I'm afraid it's terminal homosexuality.
>>568928845Cyjews planned to make a global version like all their other gacha. Air Jihad isn't exactly family friendly if they want to sell this to burgers.
need brussy (bro pussy)
>>568928916>Is this general infested with raging homosexuals?
>>568929070Badly
Sunday!
>>568928658dont shay that....
>>568929053>Air JihadI thought this was a meme I didn't think that was actually the horse's name
>>568928658What's wrong with Still, all the other umas are gross and ugly but Still looks cute and feminine
>>568928658
>>568929070she leg locks
>>568928658>>568929197this, poor bait
>>568928658easiest (you)s ever
>>568928574Where is this from?
>>568929052dont scream...>>568929070MY BRO!
>>568929172Betrayed Sunday...
>>568929321>Tracen uma leg locksImagine my shock.
>>568928658This anon is even gayer than all teioposters, kitaposters, diaposters, finemoposters and chiyoposters combined.
>>568929348story mode, still's melty ceased to be funny so she had to end it
Please reply to this post with images of Narita Brian.Thank you.
o-onii sama...
>>568929547Where's the version with Brian dancing?
>>568929632
>>568929053But he's a real cutie...
Fixed.
>>568928695FUCK YOU MAYANO!!!!
>>568929834nice
>>568929817
>>568929070Hey!
>>568929757I want him in the game as well. Let's just blame the towelheads for doing an air jihad with Boeings and Cyjews for trying to pander to burgers.
Was the concept of street racing ever mentioned in any Uma media? It seems like such an obvious idea - not everyone has the opportunity to study in a school like Tracen, and not everyone would like the strict ruleset of "official" racing. We saw "rebels" like Rudy Lemono get pretty much shafted and expected to sit down and fail, instead of running on their own terms.All umas are obsessed with racing, so there's absolutely zero chance that some illegal underground racing doesn't take place in one way or another. And imagine how insane that would be - them flying down the streets and parkouring over obstacles while playing dirty with each other.
>>568929834Kill yourself
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
>>568930021>first the onsen one now thisfinally some good slop, high complex CLOUD SLOP
....siiippp...
bwos I'm starting to think that not even getting a plat or star plat can justify MANT anymore
>>568930220I'm making gemini my last MANT CM and quit till GL. Hope my club will be fine although wouldn't be weird if they're not fine on letting me stay.
>>568918414She's pretty cute when she deepthroats me.
>>568930354
>>568930354i need more gushing granny
i want to fuck maruzensky who is a young lady
>>568930354>>568930627Sex with this aging uma
>>568930220MANT killed my club. I don't like all these new faces and I miss my besties. They quit and left me behind. There's no one here to tell me good work, no one to wish me luck in CM and no one to stream their rolls. I fucking hate it
>>568930627lap blanket not kotatsu? can i get angry?
i want to fuck maruzensky who is an old lady
>>568930829shut up grass
MANT...destroyed everything...its all...gone...
constantly running out of roomguess I'd better bite the bullet and sort through my URA era legaciesugh
>>568930220I got two plats so I'm content with B finals for the next 3 CMs.
>>568930854me too bro
>>568930796mambro...
>>568930796Mambros...
>>568930021Cygames could never make a video game like this because rights holders would never allow their horses to participate in anything resembling street racing (it's a big no-no in Japan), and making a full-fledged game with only OC umas would not be justified from the franchising perspective.
Dia's shitty boobs!
>>568926990pulling supoka is pure cancer, I hate it
Here, cafe is fixed
cant believe the trannylator didnt know what a kotatsu was
>>568931142its actually incredible to me how shitty it is. everytime i do it i want to quit the game. surely cygames knows this? did JP ever get any kind of mechanics to make it feel less bad?
>>568930979I miss the days when I was happy to get this
Too bad GL won't fix getting fucked on inspirations, I love the slot machine bros on the bright side you won't have to waste 30-40 minutes on bricked runs anymore
>>568927902you've got 1190 with that green, close enough. Sure the extra 70 speed wouldn't hurt, but it's not going to break your races, necessarily
>put curren back in sprint and my 21 skill nishino in mile>break 800k next runSaved.
>>568931356Fine motion is built for raw creampies
Well /uma/ you ARE pulling for Sweep Tosho (for non-sexual reasons) right?
>>568931451no daring strike will though
>>568931530You can't, you'll produce a royal bastard and lots of problems will come out of that
>>568931616>%@F
>>568931720
>>568929632easiest (You) ever, dozo
>>568931728thanks gwo
Gold City feet in my mouth
All they had to do was skip MANT
You must be this long to be Rice's onii-sama.
>sudden sharteen garbageoh boy /v/ invading again
>>568931292what makes it bad is needing 5 copies to make an SSR good, most of the time. So you need 60-90k to reliably MLB supoka. I hate that so much. And I had to do nothing but pull supoka (ie hoard for pulling) for most of 2025. I spent six months not pulling umas and it was very, very shitty.
>>568931975I am saying this
>>568930796Bwickbwo...no one but (You) is /here/ anymore
>>568932002
>>568929632Since you asked nicely.
how many more cms we have in MANT?
>>5689322392
>>568932239including the one next week 3
>don't participate in CMs>watch and enjoy event stories>watch and enjoy main story>collect my favourite umas>focus on increasing team trial scoreUnbothered, moisturized happy, in my lane, focused, flourishing.
>>568932119>no gold city feet in picunbelievably terrible
We are always talking about muh wife muh daughter. But which uma would be the best mistress?
>>5689322394 I think
Yae
>>568930796same, I had to left my two former clubs because people straigh up announced they were leaving until next scenario and I think I'm gonna have to leave my current club...
>mant hater normalfaggots are hereeasy [-] but still
>>568932350dober
>>568932268>>568932280thank Shiraoki I took the open league pill 2 cms ago, I can do my aces really quick
>>5689322396 or 7
am i going crazy or is it just mantit feels like jp got 3 new scenarios while we're only halfway through mant
>idol tranny likes mantgo figure, only mentally ill people can enjoy this shit fire
>>568932317Why even bother with TT at that point? Just make a new account whenever an uma you like comes out and boom, you can enjoy every single uma ever.
>>568932346
>>568932350jorden
>>568932317>focus on increasing team trial scorethis is worse than CMs, you have to MANT'd like 10 Umas.
>>568932350
>>568932225Would Biwa get mad if I asked her to give me head?
>>568918414who could get it up over a retard?
>unironic raidgo back, you don't belong here. nor will you ever
to our dead Open Warriors, would you be interested in CM rooms /here/? Now that A+ is the new limit surely their population is not just 1 or 2.
>>568931992this person is lowkey doing foot fetish porn and i think they know it
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>568932350Dia
>>568932628my computer is doing the run, all so I can watch some yt, eat and not have to touch mant
>>568918414but she issexy, too
>>568932628I don't want to play MANTI want to ERP with danchou
>>568932628I want to kiss Chrono posters
>>568932628a new idle game i like just came out so i cant play uma on my phone right now
>>568932628cock and ball torture would probably be more enjoyable than playing MANT
OHAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOD MORNING
>>568932604I meant to say dear not dead
>>568932350>cheating on your wifeShameful
is she called gold city because she fucked the entire city
>>568932628Letting my bot finish up my failed CM15 runs
I HATE REDDIT SHOWER
>>568932872You're not one to talk
MANT was never bad. It just revealed the underlying flaws in the game. The flaws that Cygames knew existed going into the scenario. And the flaws that Cygames did nothing to address as we went into the scenario. The flaws Cygames have still yet to address two months into the scenario. The flaws Cygames will NEVER address, no matter how many scenarios pass, except by charging you for the pleasure of addressing them.This game is terrible. The sooner you realize it, the sooner you can move on.
>>568932628i just started a new run
>>568932860hey
>>568932963what problems?
>>568932775hot as fuck
>dog shit art>ACKTUALLY MANT IS GOOD OKAY[-]
>>568933010LETS GO RICKEY
>>568932628I'm stunlocked not knowing what to do now that my aces are done and don't want to train new TT aces until big concertI could train parents for next cm but too lazy to think for myself on strats for mediumslop
Oguri can't be sexy
>>568932628I'M DONE WITH MANT
Soon
>>568932723Dia would NOT do that
>>568923950BASED LAISU
i dont have a single ace ready for cm. i dont even know what to train or what to do. none of my oshis are good enough to compete anymore, MANT literally made the game too competitive.
>>568933226For me it's Operer. After that I might well turn to Rudolf though
>>568933283>none of my oshis are good enough to compete anymore>shitter cope
>>568933184Wrong
>Whenever MANT was released onto a region, may it be Japan, Korea, China, or the West, it ALWAYS killed their respective population due to how fucking bad it is.>Westoid contrarians on 4chan basket weaving forum will act all "ACKTUALL THIS IS GOOD YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD"I suppose there will always be some hyper autistic retarded freaks without taste, but that doesn't make you children any less wrong.
>>568933234
>>568932723Dia does this everyday
1 pace 2 end or 3 end?
>>568932350curren, she would tease you for doing so
>has an utterly bombshell body>Nobody hornyposts or waifus her because she's autistic
>>568933394pace isnt winning unless its xoguri
Stop making Dia look bad!
>he disagreed with me[-]
>>568933408>Nobody hornyposts [...] herErr uhhh not sure about that one
just say you're too stupid to figure out how to play instead of blaming the game
>>568933408We leave the Bourbon hornyposts to the japanese because no one can compare to them.
>>568933349
>>568933408if you wanted some bobo then just say so
>>568933475yeah and neither am I
post cute fan images or YOUR GAMEPLAY to fight this sudden and totally unexpected burger/SEA raid
>>568933364saw mant fail in japansaw mant fail in koreasaw mant fail in chinaBUT this time for sure
>>568933408Bourbon and Oguri have that in common. Autism lost so fucking badly
>>568933629Have some piercing blue
>>568933350is it shitter cope when my favorite uma has a unique that does literally nothing? at some point the power creep gets so intense that you cant overcome the difference anymore
>>568933408Bourbon is my wife thoughever?
>>568933738
>>568933742the JP chiyofag still makes his chiyo work in CMs
>I don't like MANT>RAID RAID UUHH GUYS WE'RE GETTING RAID LMAO POST YURI RAID RAID/umajp/dacchis were right about the future of this general.
>>568933801New gaslight arrivedReminder that if your sloptuber tells you not to pull yet pulls, he's full of shit
MANT
>>568933408If I hornypost too many umas I get horny and have to jerk off which will lead me to do it 8 times a day and that it's just not healthy
>>568933801who on earth would talk about Light Hello/Tachyon for 2 hoursgoodness me
>>568933874They are telling you to pull 600 times
>>568933874not really a huge gaslight though if you plan on pulling for SMaru
>>568932925Saber.
>>568933408bobo is more cute than hot tbdesu famiglia
>>568933408Bourbon has the most fertile figure in the game. She eventually gets dethroned by Vivlos in sheer pelvic capacity, but those udders keep her in the top spot overall.
>>568933184But her mother can.
>>568933774Trainees shouldn't do this...
>>568933956Me!?
>>568934075this you?
>>568933885i love it when her creamy legs peek out while she wears that
masturbate to fillies
>>568933917i would talk about light hellos for 2 hours....
>>568934240fillies do nothing for me, sorry
Tamamo Cute
>>568933801>Witgod: Based, funny, smart, help you win>all other EN sloptubers: Long-winded, boring, wrongJust watch this guy train his umas and you'll know how good his advice is; to give an example he ran SSR Tamamo Stamina or some shit for the last medium CM on triple fronts and lost instead of just using Riko or more stamina sparks
>>568934339They don't take a "no" as an answer.
>>568934017
>>568934445Why weren't there more people pushing mlb riko? Mlb riko is probably the best thing I did for my account
I quit MANTWake me up for GrandLive
Image slots
>>568933947Jokes on him I'll buy SMaru and pull Tachyon so I win in the end
>>568934579because not everyone is a piggy
>>568934580Trainer's toilet
>>568934447>hides in the basementhah I'm safe now, fillies btfo
>>568934653So having a mlb scenario card is being a piggy now... interesting
>>568934447why they always attack in group?
>>568933408Her autism is the best part though?>>568933568It's actual heresy that they didn't give Bourbon the biggest ass in the game>>568934598You motherfucker you stole the image slot I was going to use to post bourbon's derriere!
>MANT is good because... hhhmmm... uuuuhhhhh.... the game was always bad bro who cares broit's so funny when people do this, the bar of when something stopped being good gets lower and lower every time until they end up admitting everything is shit
SOMEBODY BAKEHOLY SHIT
>>568934447That's a stallion...
hold onim baking
im cumming hardfuck
MANT is good because I like big numbers and MANT gives me the biggest numbers
>>568934598Need Pisa bless
(Imagine I posted a lust-provoking image of my brown wife)Symboli Kris Sex
>>568934960Heheh...Piss-a-bless...
>>568934984I look forward to it next bread
Breed?
>>568935069Do you deserve it?
>>568935102>>568935102>>568935102
V status?
I ain't baking till bump limit. Someone else always could tho
>>568935123hopefully suicide
STOP SPAMMING IMAGES
can you niggers at least wait until we hit 750 before making a new thread
laisu_spreading_her_moist_umanko.jpg
>>568935360I just had to get one out of my system, sorry
>>568935464hmmnyo
>>568934445ok
>>568933917it a reaction video to a already 30 minute video cut from a stream vod
>>568934283I would talk about Light Hello for exactly 2 hours with you too
