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>>573473680who is this
Rice is shit.
>>573473823mihono ricemazensky
Tachyon LOVE
morning
wahey
ryan LOVE
Machitan!
fixed
Guys something is wrong with my Shichi.
Don't cry
Perhaps I judged Smart Falcon too harshly
>>573473915>taromarunnn Fuck off
>>573473915Good morning
>>573473979there is nothing wrong with her. she's just coming over to give you pointers on how to treat a woman properly
>>573473979>even the stallions aren't safeIs there anyone who wouldn't violate their trainer's rights
HOW MANY MORE!?
You should make your auto parents in Grand Live!
>>573474140as many as the world needs to heal
>>573473979trainers #metoo
>>573474140would be funny if neicha got another alt before pasa does
>>573473979just say you don't consent
>>573474156but my racing spirits...
>>573474156Explain.
Digitan LOVE
>>573474249neicha already has 2 alts
>>573474259you should be done by now
I'm a little tired lately, gonna flatline dancho. Don't mention the suicide MANT runs for the event too, that's on me
>>573474315BILLIONS MUST ROLL FOR MORE NATTIE
>>573474290
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=RlRqA-SwdhnJZWKEn5OPfxkLnothing personal, kid
>>573474284You can hit SS pretty easily as opposed to MANT where the bot cant use items and rival races dont existso dont settle for A+ in MANT like a certain dumb retard was saying to thousands of people
>>573473979>>573474086>gyaru>stallion>planned to use your phone to end your relationship with a ningen This is why you need to friendzone her.
>>573474474It's fitting that even autoing MANT is a waste of time.
>>573474614>Gentil's cumrag
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>573473979Shichi and Aruv are my favorite umas. What does this say about me?
>>573474614that mob uma is so cute, would kiss her
The best part about the upcoming auto is not needing to spend 15 minutes actively finishing off a run that has failed in the first half.
good morning my umabfs
>>573474761you can turn it on mid-run?
>>573474156Nyes I'm farming my ggps for gl auto parents farming as we speakAlso does the GL auto training buy skill hints often? Or do I have to borrow a lineage with skills that I need
>>573474761?I am pretty sure you can't activate it during a career, only at the start, and it always takes 50 minutes
>>573474739you want to get pegged hard by high-standard refined women
why is pulse so strong, compared to something like, idk, emperor and shadobreak
>>573474774good morrow...?
>>573474774Hello where is it
>>573474734They say that Genghis Uma never had the same trainer twice.
>>573474774... that's not our uberumamensch?
>>573474940easier to proc
>>573474774>pluralDie.
>>573474851They dont buy skill hints. Its not a real career they just roll weighted dice on the races you chose for the schedule and then create an average statline depending on the LB level and rarity of your cards. Hope you kept your welfare cards because youre gonna need em.Background play was made to be weaker than JP manual parents but the thing about that is that its still infinitely stronger than global manual parenting
>>573474940Barcole is stronger.
>>573474774fuck off faggot
>My trainer's wallet is empty
There's a part of Curren's song where she says "happiness for you" but it just sounds like "penis for you" to me and it won't stop
>>573474739beta male
What are YOU doing until GL?
Is late race velocity always good? Even for fronts who have better midrace speed compared to late race?
Danchoooouuuu
>>573474875>Coal Shitty >high-standard
Mun!
>>573475142patting Haru's head
preloading light hello propaganda for the launch of GL
>>573475051what about the skills themselves though. Yes it doesnt count hint levels but surely it will pick the skills from the cards you input.
>>573474940Guaranteed to proc at a good spot and always get full usage
>>573474761bwo thinks it works like toggling skip button
deepest lore
>>573475230It plops you at the end of the career and you pick the skills from there
>>573475142UNITY runs, updating my TT roster, and cying my eyes outhttps://youtu.be/QkSCy3r8N9M
>>573474816>>573474873>>573475326It more that I can just set up at the beginning at not have to deal with the frustration of knowing a run is dead and I can't do a thing about it, but still have to finish it for the fans.
>>573475257>Kentuckian
>>573475204
>>573475142I have three 'good enough' aces already. So just running a couple runs a day hoping to hit S sprint and turf.
>>573475327Offer to groom her like a cat
>>573475327>says this>the manga with her as a child does not show her having brown hair
>>573475209>not canon comic
>>573475142recover from MANT
>>573475209me on the left
What score should I be aiming for when GL drops? Uf+?
boysex
>>573475518US9 or glue
>>573475453that comic takes place after the flour incident
>>573475518best you can manage bwo
>>573475051Sorry I should've clarifiedDo they buy the skill hints from lessons? I know the bot doesn't learn skills during the run
>>573475689*manga
>>573475142Taking a break.
>>573475518GL is gonna feel like someone took a hammer to your pinky toeUF is a highroll, GL did not produce the first UE, that was Unity 2.0 much later
we need more swimsuit alts wtf is cygays doing
>>573473680I almost mistook her for Kisaki from BA
>>573475142Ejaculating
>>573475142Getting Inari's bond up to 6 for her full story and then playing all these careers for the first time
>>573475769Oh, no, it doesn't. It pretends that most game mechanics dont exist, barring the ones directly related to training Like Happy Meek Duels and Spirit Bombs.
>>573475909The summer alts have never been as good as the year one swimsuits.
>>573475909Suzuka's swimsuit alt is the last good one we get.
>>573475142Getting some great grandparents with skills.
MANT could've been so much less grueling with reroll
>>573475329I meant, the skills that gives you come from the cards right? They arent just random
>>573476104Fuck, so I do need to borrow a pedal + throttle lineage Thanks
>>573476178Ines Island alt??? Hello??? Sex???
SAY HER NAME
>>573476239most of the time yes but sometimes random card skills will be generatedif you want a specific skill from an event chain you set the skill as preferred in a menu pre-career(you have to add corner recovery because if you dont Sasami fucks you in the ass)
>>573476382bigtits mcslut!!!
Is Rising Dragon a good carryover?
Left: (You)r wife and her friends from local shopping district near (You)r apato.Right: Lesbian orgy party
>>573476382OBEY THOSE MILKERS
>>573476643I don't care about TDC
>>573476643but right also has a little girl right in front
>>573476579Can proc late and get eaten by accelNot really worth
>>573476743that little girl is a slut for going to two seperate umas at the same time
>>573476382MASTER OF PUPPETS IM PULLING YOUR STRINGS
>>573476643Is that an octopus in an ice cream cone?
>>573476818How is it any different from Speed Star, High Spirits, etc
dew i watch the stage play? i hear it's an adaption of the helios sprinter storyline
>aces done>parents donewhat now?
>people are so afraid of cygays that they have to resort to deumanizing the umas in their art
>>573477045Waaaaay harder to proc
Bobo, you're supposed to do a heart sign around your NIPPLE
>>573476382>western artist
Rickey!
Bourbon "fans" awfully quiet this CM
>>573477375>>western artisthttps://x.com/HENTAICHO/status/2075207353918718232/photo/1wrong
>>573477416fronts are just kinda cucked because paces very easily catch up to them
would she get mad if i told her i think her hair looks stupid?
>>573477320But masutah, that is where your mouth goes
>>573477562I wanna suck the sweat off of Bobo's nipples
>>573476150Year one was wild.
>>573474267opera mare
>>573477205start looping
Kita-chan...
>>573477469Also bringing fronts at all just makes it easier for everyone to rape you to death with SFV + BB + N&N + NSM + GST + tip
>>573477545No
>>573477771looping what?
>>573476643who's the qt with glasses
What's your opinion on ningen hags?
>>573477901>more trainees = NTR
>>573478019Shit outfit
>>573478019I don't care for Aoi, Otonashi or Tazuna but Riko is quite charming to me.
>>573477416>.2 accel vs .8 or 1.2 accel and no leadGee, I wonder why
boring ahh gameboring ahh thread
>>573478019Sneaky
fillies
>>573477469>>573478161Shouldn't stop "oshi"gamers right?
>>573476382>imitates a known winner>wins>be herself>lose
>>573478019Love ningen womenTrainers must dream with the idea of making love with a ningen woman while they get raped for the 3rd time the same day by their trainee
>>573477648Pack it up folks, it's all downhill from here.
>>573478019Ningen women are sexy. I have a ningen women fetish.
*requests dirt derby so the donate all reset campers get bricked*
>>573478017proto Forever Young
>>573474739>>573473979based
>>573478271>Sending your girl out to just be humiliated I don't build rabbits for a reason and there is nothing more cucked than building someone else's rabbit.
soon
>>573478438Ugly uma, she'll die alone
>aoharu now ends career faster>in exchange TP is constantly missing>spark reroll is just dogshit sparks turning into slightly less dogshit>lot more glue, useless UG's and kuso parents since cards just don't finish events>also missing skillsyep.
>>573478493excuses, excuses...
>>573478179
>>573478496rickey if she cute
>>573478496ssssssssssssssex ssssssssssssssex ssssssssssssssex ssssssssssssssex ssssssssssssssex ssssssssssssssex
>>573478019reckless impregnation would occur
>>573475142parent runs, updating my TT, posting in /uma/
>>573478570I think I know which MANT loving infamous Kitaposter this is...
>>573478496Granny is sexy...
>>573476643seek help bro
name a better feeling
*requests dirt sash*nothing personal, /umagg/tards>>573478753sex with my sexy grandma trainee
>>573478438
sex with both
>>573478496>pedo
>>573478019a good fuck to cheat my trainee
>>573478865>I have something in common with my cute granny traineeNICE! Tho I'm not into boys, that's gay.
Taiki what happened
>>573478438Scummy torena
>>573478949Don't
>>573478438feeding aruvu spicy things
>>573478949
we're out of mantblazer now, what do I even do with these
LB2 Yeppers from my daily pull
>>573478019Pump and dump
Thanks, I guess
hey thats nice
>>573479057Gentle Wife
>>573479057>Gorilla No
Now I feel safe and can stop using parfaits for the week
>>573479014>maybe there is chocolate in itshe's so retarded, like a dog
>>573479029>>573479103
uh
Does anyone have that one fan comic of Aruvu where she tells Trainer she's only going to partner up with him until she beats Still in Love, and when she does, Trainer goes "lol okay bye" and she's trying to stop him from leaving?
getting date events while doing mant suicide runs is fun
>>573478984taishin's so tsun tsun
>>573478949the rapee or the rapist
>>573479057
>>573479234No, fuck off
>>573479205>>573479165>He isn't SUPER safeEven a complete failure like me is, SUPER, safe.>>573479249Sex with Brian, while we consume each others meat.
Hello friends!!!
no, but I have this one
Well, I guess these will stay a mystery forever!
i don't have furawa (will borrow) or obuhi, whom do i use as a taiki parent?
It's a new day with hopefully sprint A
>>573479358
>>573479397Is that you
Boyuma spreading
I'll do my daily runs later, Danchode, other games are calling me however, so I have to say good bye!>>573479430>Black space at the topMAKE THE THREAD BIGGER FOOL
>>573479461my bad, I fucked pokke so her crotch still hurts
>>573479431
>>573479397bye
>>573479195Im quite happy about lb2 yeppers. She has been a great friend during the dark MANT days
is yeppers useful again in GL?
>>573479515
I heard they killed MANT is it true? Is unity better now?
>>573479561My 0LB yeppers gave me 2 plats on XOguri
>>573478019Thoughts?
pace is shit...
>>573479725Granny's fat tits.........
>>573479725hag sex
>>573479678She may or may not have done the same for me
>>573473680Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
Hello /uma/, I'd like to be assigned a trainee.My hobbies include board games, swimming and being taken advantage of.
which umas are good for parent looping besides pasa and ogu
>>573479404Or will they…?
Hydrate!
>>573479826Tacto would never do this
god damn need to lock in
>>573480101>FrontIts already bricked
>>573480063You just know Sirius ate shit after this.
>>573479826umapyoi with Tact in the middle of the forest
>>573480101This gets raped by a pace with head on
>>573480063>not Bakushin
6 7 with doto's breasts
>846k retentionSTOP PLAYING THE GAME
who are these umas?
>jobs more as a late than endchuddo brats really
>>573480371mob rapists
>>573480371pokke's delinquent squad
>>573480396Can you please stop getting my cock hard
Is there some kind of list of best umas and skills to use for TT?I'm dropping ranks too fast I need to actually do something
>>573480396>>573480482must breed
i choose sweepy
It's hard when you know your oshi isn't getting more alts.
More sweepy umanko so I can cum
>>573480618
>>573480475Wait they all joined tracen too? I thought only pokke did
is there a translation for the new finemo kit anywhere? JP thread is dead and havent discussed it
>>573480035Each in Our Own Way might require you to run both Aoi and Riko to run into, which is why you never see itThe Dream Goes On might require you to not place first in the Climax? Obviously not likely with stat bloatGuessing those who have Digitan to the Rescue used her SSR on Oguri at some point, never bothered to test itYeppers and Gold City are the combination for the last one
>>573480760Eroi
she is your assigned trainee, not your horsewife
>>573480954She's my daughterwifegf thobeit
>>573480868Supah Hips
>>573480954Looks like a wife to me.
what do I do with my borrows now that my aces are finished?
My trainee raped me
>>573481079Ura skill looping
fuck off
>>573481101It's not rape if it's an uma.
>>573479632Much better. I don't care if you're a literal PHONE FAG, just use your space efficiently and don't be a doofus.
>>573480954Why is my trainee act like this?
>>573480475were they based on real horses or made up?
>>573481224I used to have uma at the bottom because phone ui used to bug and the bottom buttons would show up when i swap to browser which was annoying... But seems it's fixed now
>>573480618already did
>>573481367Reverse that, I confused myself...
good morning
>>573481458The fuck's that in their bellies
>>573473680Laisu definitely has a desire to be raped.
>>573481724Rice would not think this
>>573480442>used goods
>>573481685ohayou?...
>redditshower
>>573481685Hi give it
>>573481724That is true of all girls.
Ricebroken
>>573480954
>>573481254Creek nursejobs...
I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA I WANT TO FUCK GRANDMA
>>573478949you won't brick yourself and redeem, r-right? because you know you'll get spooked by both those umas the next time you roll, r-right?make the right choice. do not redeem. NEVER REDEEM
>>573481815>>573481862hmmm?
>>573482252pokes
Any Uma that comes on stronger than this?
I want to CUM
>>573482252You know
>>573482352Ok it's the first time propaganda works so fast on me
This artist really brings Dasca retardation out
>>573482207don't worry, i've already had rudolf redeemable for weeks
they coming
>>573482352actually no, she has in her pre-recruitment story what other umas build up to in their story conclusion
Kasamatsu is going all-in for a collab with Umamusume, if you have the opportunity please visithttps://x.com/Kasamatsu_Town/status/2075115991064031253
Which umanko do i cum in today
Finally!I'm done with my sprinter parentNow what's the meta? Triple pace?
eseehC
>>573481698twins and quadruplets
>>573482471>Daisca retardation
>>573482547>be uma>struggling at a race or something>some newbie trainer gives you good advice ONCE>omg husbandwhy are umas like this
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
>>573482379oh gosh darn itgo sleep already
>>573482875Girls are like that irl thoughEven worse since most times it's not even good advice it's just appearing in front of them and not being ugly and they'll be with them until they're murdered
>>573482623
>>573482986It's early nightGive
What if I raped you?
>>573482636
>>573483021shaCUTE
I'm running out of TP refills
>>573482085
>>573483086Oh snap there's a "post patch" version now
>>573483086Oguri is the best at everything.
>>573480954why not both?
>>573483139
Rare image of throne being useful
isnt it funny how digitan helps all the umas in the academy if she ever finds a way to do soshe is like a hero doing side quests in a town
how did shakur manage to pull an irish princess?
>>573483463The card is shit now, give it up
>>573483086Is this worth remaking into late? I don't really have a good parent though.
>>573483707by being cute and autistic
>>573480793>>>/vm/2702233Unsure if it's a gaslight.
>>573483707
>5 days until I unlock the EmperorLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>573483086FuckGuess I can make Digitan workOr maybe Kingu
What if we made a connection together?
I WANT TO FUCK UMAS
Noticing an uptick in Digitan propaganda as of late
Guys I just need to lose like the last 10 lbs to get rid of the last dad bod around my waist. Please help me and keep me from eating.
>>573483086how did she do it
missing bobo here
>>573483961bro's going to get his back broken
>>573480793unique: Increase velocity If you are competing for position in the front of the pack during the first half of the middle leg (pace)evo skill 1: When the final leg is approaching and you are in front of the pack increase velocity. If you already activated your unique then activate it a 2nd time ignoring conditions at the start of the final leg. (medium)evo skill 2: Greatly increase velocity in the middle leg (pace)
>>573483961you can do it, anon! don't give in to the demon of hunger!
>>573484085>Helios nonnies >killkill then sex*
how do I tell my trainee that I can't be in a relationship with her because she's too young?
>>573483961get depressed and you'll not even feel like getting a meal for days
Do card events get buffed later? It's ridiculous how common a run gets bricked just because SSRs don't finish their chains.
>>573483978By doing THAT
Can she do it? She went from 0/3 to 2/3 in 2 days. Do we believe?
>>573483086And thus, an age of Late Supremacy beganOne could even say that this wasThe Beginning of a New Era
>>573484085sorry...
Fuck. I'm stupid. I was training Healer Grass for TT, but I forgot the healer version does not have 20% speed. I ran 1 speed, and now she's fat and slow.
>>573483871That's a femboy
>>573484085Im a brian nonny, do i get the sex?
there's new porn of cheval grand being railed from behind
>>573484554Proof?
>>573484417SHE DID IT. ON A SPRINT S RUN.
>>573484554>it's cuckshit No thanks
>>573484603Proud of you anon
>>573484554Please give it to me, who draws the best uma porn anyway?
>>573484591
>>573475228never needed propagandaall my carats are going to blown all over her
LMAO
>>573484554are you 15 years old? why do you think "there's new porn on the internet" kind of information worth something?
>>573484813do you believe your posts here are worth anything
>>573484785burritobros...why couldnt you stop the villains....
>>573484813Because this franchise disallows R18 contentBlack market lewds are always shared
>>573484785never post again
>>573484961>he simps for a soccer playerGay
cygames after they release the third maya alt
>>573484554At least link ithttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11754844
>>573485123actually good unlike most cropped porn posted here
>>573484327Now I wonder how many of those at the top are double debuff cancer...Are Pace Chasers the only honest start this cm?
I need rape asap
>>573483221Because she is our fuarking hero
Which one anons? Either way I'll hit 1200 pwr with great mood
>>573483463Throne is pretty good now they fixed it. Gives a lot of SP and some good skills
>>573485267RightThrone gives Speed at year end
Dicta too adorable
>>573483763Please respond...
Current speed should be renamed to Curren speed
>>573473936WEIIIIIII
the raped V
>>573485386want king wife
>>573485267>>573485330Or, leftWhy would you order them like thisPower training>>573485386Obviously not
post something cute
>>573474156How can I get Stego in global ahead of time?
>>573485025fuck no I don't care about the mongoloid, just don't associate my wife Ayabe with that
>>573474156first I'll need ultra inflated parents tho
>>573485597
>>573485640https://e-hentai.org/g/3401731/6c839eb529/
>>573485860You are SEA
Falco would get up and make her trainer fall, completely fumbling another opportunity of getting close to him
>>573485860You don't even have your original genitalia
>>573485953No sex with idols
Gold City feet in my mouth
>1LB>149 pullsDo I spark to 2LB?
>>573485878>last awei doujin due to illnesssad
Which umas would rim and paizuri me
>>573486126nyes
>>573486126If you plan to use the ticket to make her 3LB, yes.
should I go for Speed Star or Neck
>>573486152Go back
>>573486409????
I want to have sex
How much extra stam do I need to use Risky Business?
>>573486749any you wantjust gamble
>>573486749It's sprint
>>573486079falco keeping her pregnancy from the one and only time she had sex with trainer at the onsen to herself and only taking a break from idol activities when she can no longer feasibly hide it before giving birth in secret
>>573486126If you're using the selector to 3LB her after then yeah, otherwise probably should have stopped after the first copy
>>573486152>yakuza poisoned himDamn...
>>573486946Please write more I'm diamonds
>>573486734sex isn't real
>>573486979>>573486215>using ticketMLB Natie or 3LB Smaru? I have MLB Finemo, 3LB Natie and 2LB CB
>>573487017The baby is born while I'm fucking her
brick-182 has a spot open for anons who want a chill and comfy A+ club25mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>573487125Now im not diamonds
Lovcen is going to Kobe Shimbun Hai as his trial for Kikuka-shō race of choice
>>573487290Why does this horse have a sharingan
>>573486734https://e-hentai.org/g/4041030/9238c419ea/
>>5734871243lb smaru if you play froints mlb natie if you play lates
>>573484894Do you believe that your retort is a good one?>>573484951It's not 2022 anymore.
>>573487290NOW IS THE TIME FOR A LATE SURGER TO MAKE HISTORY
Shan’t roll for Brickey.
I love scenario NPC umas
>>573487017I can't think of anything else, sorry
>>573487475Yes.
>>573487440how do you think he keeps winning his races?
>>573487440It's because he has Germans in his bloodline
>Sprint S>Uma stan>Nishino from GP>3k SPLiterally a god run, i can't ask for more.
>>573487601She looks stupid here
>>573487721Stop that
>>573487290He has to qualify even as a double crown?
>>573487721MY BRO'S TRANSCENDS
>>573487721Great ending10/10 masterpiece!
>>573487721saved
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED SEX
>>573487843no, he could get in by prize money too but it's better to run a trial to get the horses conditioned for the big race, so to speak
>>573487823
It is literally, unequivocally, over.
>>573488161She looks like she just came here
bro updated his weak bait
>>573487843someone can correct me but because lovcen won either the satsuki sho or the derby (in this case he ofc won both) he has a slot guaranteed, this is only for testing ground in his case, for everyone else top 3 get into the kikuka sho in the trial races>St. Lite Kinen>Kobe Shimbun Hai
>>573488179which sloptuber posted this?
Bakushin broke my SS cherryalmost 1400 speed
I'm confused, do I go for Sprint S or Turf S? Already had Turf S team ready.
>>573487823don't make her cry
>>573488312Turf S if you gutsmaxx, sprint S if you don't
>replace my tt teams with unity shit>never gets 800k anymoreThis game is trash.
>>573488359No brown umas
>>573488434No, brown umas!
>>573488161>the face she makes when her water breaks on stage
>>573488472>wokeslop>western artist
>>573488418>he thought his fake UG 1200 speed 1600 wit would bring him more points than his skillmaxed MANT umas
>>573487721
>>573488245Why are you in the sewage and not having fun in Unity+ bwo
>>573488408Falco should kiss me
>>573488472>the concept of this being one of the most popular Umamusume art ever made
Raping these two
>>573488849That's a man
>>573488179>GL, URA, and UAF in tedious despite being the most simple scenarios >GM and GM 2.0 (twinkle legends) in FUN despite being the scenarios with the worst resource management and effects, with only the red one being good in both of them anyone can have bad opinions I gue->MANT and food festival in amazing ok this is just bait
>>573488825
>>573489029Fine, I'll go see Curren Chan instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgodQ51jesdo you miss MANT yet
This is easily my least favourite CM so far95% of all umas are pacethe goal is to have the third or fourth fastest midrace, so you have to intentionally not take every midrace skill or you autoloseyou also autolose if you get 1st before the 200 meter markabsolute cancer
>>573488303
>>573488849>most stunning woman>looks like a dude with long hairwhy are they like this?
Uma that would resent me to the point of killing me once the Twinkle Series is over?
>>573489148why not just bring angling on one of your paces
>why didnt you roll for me, anon.
>>573489121wait come back!
>>573489121enjoy walking a road countless men have traveled before
>>573489148better get used to it, paceGAWD game pacegawd franchise
>>573489237Curren getting ready to skate her down
>>573489043https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11726056>Black Bean
>>573489231would have, but couldn't afford it
>>573489231I would have if Nishino came earlier than 140 pulls with 0 spook
>>573489252as opposed to taking the road less traveled?
>>573489183because they lie to themselves for morality points, the term virtue signaling was created for a reason
>>573489262>Melon drew thisI'm surprised that he didn't give Rudolf bigger tits
>>573489231>he wasted his carats on a ugly tomboyLMFAO at your life.
>>573489271i don't give a shit about paces specifically, but getting punished for having better umas is retarded
>>573489231>fr*ntshant
>>573489179Saved
>>573487290>His sire only had 25 foals in his first crop (including Lovcen) and had a fee of only 500k Yen. Now he will have the highest popularity and price increase out of all active sires>His connections and fans want to see a 9th ever Classic Triple Crown>His jockey will become the first ever to ride a Triple Tiara and Triple Crown to victory if Lovcen wins Kikuka-shoHope that Lovcen can carry these dreams to fruition
>>573474474who cares about rank of a parent lol
>>573489168>MANT is actually good if you abort every run with bad inspirations despite taking 15 minutes to get to the first onesloptubers are insane, no wonder most just bot the shit out of the game instead of playing while giving garbage advice
>>573489593your white star odds do
>>573489590He'll job
>>573487843it's more for the warmup after a long break
>>573489389what about the road not taken?
>>573489775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2KMDkyt-SM
>>573489803>they want black umas to be child predators
Did the teiobro fuck the cosplayer whore? I need to know!! I NEED I NEED I NEED TO KNOW
>>573489168>go to his profile >I started playing JP with DYI (released march 2025) hehe I know better than all of you average JPnigger
>>573489803
>>573489932why are they smiling like that
>>573489912>racist doesnt understand the most basic parts of a characterclassic
>>5734871243LB SMaru is mostly for hints, so clear choice for a front mainMLB Natie mostly just gives you 5% race bonus, it's nice but not hugeJust hope you get spooked by one with the Light Hello pulls to make the choice easy. None of those break points are hugely impactful though so don't sweat about it too much
>>573489930It's a teiobro, they're perma virgins
>>573489932>DYIThat's June 2025 right after global launched
>>573483086>that one palmer main
>>573489984>daycare area in her own houseGlue factory, now
Reminder that anyone who brags about their winrate are retards and cm losers
>>573490228>women with motherly qualities are all pedophiles
ran out of borrows so I wanna test my remade frontsplease seal club meI won't goof up this time418227254182272541822725
if you actually loved your umamusume, you wouldn't force them to race in distance and grounds they do not have aptitude for
I'm getting five guys anyone want anything
>>573489726Last time someone said Lovcen would lose this happened >>568581062>>568581215>>569527031
>>573490246@grok turn this one into a horse>>573490345bwo I just closed my game
>>573490389charge your phone
can you guys stop posting Curren? I've been training her a lot recently and I'm starting to like her.
>>573490152changing scenario releases from every 6 months to every 4 months was a mitake, but also a good idea
>Wanted to build Bono for Fronts>She decides she only wants to learn Pace Accel/Velocity skills, Uma Stan, Trigger the S Sprinter, and max AnglingListen, it's not my fault I'm contributing to our Pace overlords.
>>573490418bwo, the charging icon is right there
black uma are canonyou lost chudlers
>>573490440Frontchuds are a gaslight created by endgoys so they'll win easier
>>573490498her casual outfit is kinda cute
>>573490427Are they really going to go from 4 months to 3 months once we hit the scenarios that sped up in jp?
>>573490327And they don't deserve kids
>>573490398792387067923870679238706few more
>stopped trying to mutate my oshi into a heterosexual>got 2 irl mood downs in 5 hours>try to mutate her again>3 mood downs per day minimumThis shit is absolutely rigged
I have no idea what I'm doing. But I got Goldship to sprint. Are these abilities good?
>>573490345AIEEE
>>573490713dogshitso itll win 1/2 the time
>>573490696>yurislop >>>/u/
>>573490693DEIO SUDEBBU ACTIVATED AT 1STNEW PATCH ACTUALLY GOOD
what's your favorite plat title?
>>573489930Before going the path of the Teiobroand banging a hoe, you should know,1 in 5 people, AT LEASThave a sexually transmitted diseaseway down below, where the sun doth not glow~!
RAPE RAPE RAPE I NEED UMA RAPE
Been seeing it mentioned recently but what is this "looping"? How and why?
>>573485597something cute
>>573490767Excellent.
>>573490997When you put the tip of your own penis inside your own butthole
>>573490693543894185438941854389418
>>573488472>>573488849
I can see through their lies. During valentine's they don't mean a word they say. It's all meant for someone else. I am just an intruder in their secret garden. Just because I am male they only regard me with contempt and indifference. Stop inviting me to the hot springs when you don't even want me there anyway.
>>573490997making an uma with a genetic tree full of useful skills at every level, then making a grandparent that has all these skills, good affinity, and good blues/purplevery insanely grindy end game farming
Why are Kraut hours like this
>wakes up>still no Super Creek on the other side of the bed
>>573491273Remove Natie
Fuck these gayass secret events with races in the middle of summer
>>573491348I wish cygames would
>>573491093766108267661082676610826
>>573491379then just dont do them regard
>>573491093cant proc if losing:win if you arent losing... maybe I should remake Oguri with sprint s
>>573491447I won't, I still hate them, faggot
>>573491447fuck you rebard
anon will be like "UMA RAPE"but when I post an actual uma rape art I get insta-banned with no (you)s
are there dating apps in the uma musume world? how are trainers supposed to meet people outside of Tracen?
>>573491409914010989140109891401098
>>573491674>aislop
>>573491674We want the rape to ourselves bro, ventilating your raping escapades in public is bad manners
>>573491092there is no way that is physically possible what the fuck? Just how big...
>MANT FiMo is mogging Unity 2.0 FiMo I guess if your MANT sprint aces are suitable enough, there's no point going for an upgrade? It's sprintslop after all.
noooo
There's no point in continuing. Since they're wlw, my trainees would just abandon me like every other person in my life. Out of the 100+ umas not a single one would be an exception. Fat western d*kes won just Iike Cygames intended. My spirit has been broken.
>>573491749They exist for ningen fuckers, umafuckers become trainers
>>573491774546423635464236354642363
Satono Diamond, take that bitching anon away to be groomed
>>573491674can you try again
>>573491946what if I'm a trainer but I want a ningen wife? can two trainers date? asking for a friend.
>>573490389plain bacon cheeseburger and another order of cajun fries
>>573491379Not a big deal in Unity since half your facilities are at 5 by senior summer anywaySprinting gear is also a pretty minor skill
>>573492025...as... in... ....cap
>>573491749https://exhentai.org/g/3986206/84e9b6201a/
>>573490389>five guysBUHIIIII
>>573491674stop lying
Okay but check THIS out
>>573491940She's so ugly
>>573490482
>>573492069Since they all only like girls, I should have never been born. I am a mistake. I should have never ever been born I should have never ever ever been born
Do umas know about prostate stimulation?
>>573492228no thank you
>>573492025144167931441679314416793
>>573492281>lesbian studsNo
>>573490498her ovaries? throbbing
>>573492325I hope you're ready to tag-team two horny Umas cause they're coming for your cock NOW
>>573490661more like 2.5 months instead of 3 but yes, scenarios begin releasing much faster starting with food festival, which most likely make rolling for pal cards not be so essential
>>573492101Aoi...
Ikute................dicute
>>573492228this just returns a blank page
>>573492415i don't think fronts are a winning strategy bwo
>>573491912Your MANT Fine has higher base speed, because of FCM, and has sprint S
Choose your starter, /uma/
>>573492484Thank you
>>573492415728286297282862972828629>>573492553I cba to make new aces, maybe I will try making a flower quickly or something
>>573492653chimchar
>>573489598I kind of agree with him, but if you are actually good you should know by the end of junior if you are fucked or not. I do agree Ace wise MANT was a lot more stable(pun indended) if you aim to make aces, as even if you were mega dogshit you could ductape together a functioning uma.Aoharu is worse CM prep wise imo, as you can brick entire runs by just not getting the desired skills, whereas in mant throwing shit at the wall sticked after a time. Its more enjoyable than Mant, but as a CM prep feels like I throw a lot more shit at the wall and most of them doesn't stick. I'm kidn of glad this cm is a sprint, because if it was a long one, it would be much more painful.
>>573491912The SS fine has the same power, more wit, better skills and sprint S
>>573492653Aka is objectively correct choice
>>573492653>2 hags and a fake Texan Neither
>>573492281Marvel boobs are bigger than Fuji´s?
>>573492734>Not PiplupWrong choice, shaking my head onii-senpai
>>573492653The grass type
Heey you knowYou favorite uma is SHIT
>>573492653bulbasaur>lol no one picked bulbasauri did bitch, enjoy gettingn sucked by broken ass gen 1 leech seed you motherfucker
>>573492832it's just a starter, they're going to the box anyway.
>>573490389I'm okay but my trainee wants 20 burgers with everything and 20 large cajun fries and a strawberry shake if they have those (I'm so sorry, I can pay you back)
>>573492910Chiyoposter has no dignity!
>>573492704last one I guess517316205173162051731620
>>573492552https://e-hentai.org/g/3986206/84e9b6201a/
>>573490389just because the fries are free it doesnt mean you have to take them...
>>573492621>>573492769Yeah, the MANT run was an extremely blessed run that will be very hard to replicate so I think she should be good to go.
So what should you actually aim for with speed in nUnity? Still aim to cap at wherever your cap is?Also, do Unity races only raise power cap? Or is that happening because I mostly have only power sparks?
>>573492992Dober won, I can finally rest.....But man I need to remake my pacers. At least get sprint s on them or something
>>573490392that doesn't mean he won't lose this time tho
>>573492552oh boy
The fact that I'll never drown in umanko upsets me.
>>573492653The murming stream
>>573492992I noticed the issue, you're using the default Unity epithet
>>573492910at least base your standards on gen 3
>>573492992thanksguess I'll try to do fuji and flower runs later and cope.>>573493275yeh I just made them today and didn't change to something funny yet
>>573493332Thank you for hosting!Also hope you're feeling better today
>>573493332Thanks for hosting bwo
>1lb mlbThe raped
>>573493332>Full podium Naisu, thanks for hosting gwo
>>573492763the "not having good skills because most SSRs are garbage" problem gets fixed during GM when a lot of powerful specialized style/distance cards are released. for now, we'll have to endure the same issue for GL which is why some people say it sucks
>>573493281>base my standards on gen 3 where bulbasaur is the best starter compared to gen 1 where bulbasaur is the best starter
> Build a UG5 Gutzuka that can actually compete for the win> No sprint S so she falls short 90% of the time> New runs are not netting good statsFug
>>573493529gayest chiyopost in history, bulbasaur suks
>>573493072Yes it does. I even got a free drink because I brought my water bottle to get something from the coke freestyleapparently the small fries is actually tiny compared to the regular fries but at least they still load up the bag
are SS umas good enough for CM
>>573493797only black people like niggertle
>>573493916eh
CM room6905 53646905 53646905 5364
>>573493948>said the bulbasaur
>>573493916imagine corrupting this into a gyaru
>>573493497Its just a few weeks on a sprint CM so not a big deal. We move on, prepare for Tachyon megapull and learn the new scenario. At least GL will have the novelty of being new at least for a month or so. I kind of suspect the update dropped because dacchis were dropping like flies due to mant, but cyge saw how ultra popular uma is overall, not by just the people who actively play the game.
Which uma would have a big futa
>>573493916Depends why they're SS. Rating inflates pretty quickly when your stats go above 1200.If you have good enough stats and the right skills then yeah
Rhein Kraft
>>573493916my ss getsore wins than my ugs but she has turf and sprint s
>>573494003>Mightiest Miler>wins sprint
>>573494279Minecraft with Rhein Kraft
I honestly think DDPP doesn't even matter for fronts this time around because it's all pacers so you're not blocking other fronts anyway
I didn't notice Riko's umas got buffed too
>>573494440Holy shit, absurd Aptitudes and potential, these umas are wasted on Riko
>>573494424it just makes you faster outright still so it's nice to have
>>573494569Meek is also like that...
how am I supposed to feel with a spark like this...
>>573494621They deserve a more experienced torena
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Oguri Cap (as in peak)
No Riko slander until you too manage to train Team Zenith mob umas too
>>573494769Do you think he had sex with his trainees
>>573494721Not terrible. A solid grand parent for any medium/long uma.
Surely, all pace chasers have got competitive spirit, right?
>>573494898in his prime?
>>573494158mcqueen
>>573492492>food festivalUAF*It's the first scenario that lasts 4 months
>>573494420
>>573494898he fucks the non-oguri ones because she marked kitahara
I can't believe tickezo would wear blackface... spechan sure, but...
Yae
This is the first cm I don't feel like trying. It's apparent my opponents will be busted taikis, nishinos and oguri caps. I don't think I can make my oshi win
>>573495807cuteki
>>573495904Trueteki
I don't know what it is about the way she looks on this page, but I think Muteki looks very cute here.
OHA
>>573495419kitahara? you mean belnos sextoy?
>>573491228Stay strong, Creekbro.One day…
>>573496141Milening
>just got hard while doing a nishino runI feel like a predator now...
>>573491228
I don't have much time left but, which other aces should i pick for this CM?
>>573490389whats the promo code
>>573496385Dober!
>>573496385Wedding Mayano
>>573496141if you ever get annoyed by this uma forcing herself onto your personal space with made-up bullshit MiRules, you just have to add a MiRule of your own.Specifically,>if you stay too close to torena long enough to make a mile, he is obligated to fuck you silly and use all your holes until he shoots out a mile of his batter into you
>>573496605holy BASED Mayachin
>>573496361How do I tell my cock to calm down?
>>573496147trainers defer to uma desires, but the umas must compete amongst themselves, as is their nature
>>573496789Holy shit she's so sex
>>573494769I dress like that
>>573496789beat it until it cries white tears
you don't really get how fucking long these dailies take to do until you're in a hurry to finish thenI wanna die
>sweepy shits out a 3* uma stan spark somehow but with dogshit blues and pinks>yosh time to finally make uma stan GP>borrow another 3* uma stan parent>12* total of uma stan sparks>whiff it on inheritsdo i have to use fucking power halo now
>>573496789she does this every time we are alone
who's ready to die
>>573497237glo ur groundtwerk?????
>>573495818Sprint CM's are gamble CM's anon. Those busted SS/UG builds could still lose out to a random S+. Just send out your Uma's and see how they roll
>>573497057I can somewhat understand shit like this with other uma, but SIL and her Torena get to be together in all timelines, as proven by Admire Groove's career story so this is just stupid
>>573497351Sprinters Stakes is not as gamble as you think. I've been running a lot of practice rooms against umas I've seen in public room matches and there's definitely a pattern on who wins more.
>>573497434And Super Creek. You're her baby forever.
>>573496680What if I tell her that the new MiRule is that she fucks off and never tries to scout me as her trainer again?
>there's definitely a pattern on who wins more!!!>im le analysisGOD>not gonna say who tho!!!>hehe!!
>>573497517the guy with 3 latesurgers almost always wins
>there's definitely a patternwhat's up vagueposting KING? Afraid you might accidentally say something?
>>573497750>spoonfeed me while I gaslight othersI sincerely, really, truly think people like you should meet a terrible fate.
>>573497750Not Teio for sure
3 rooms while I afk559168965161836821963569
bwo what the fuck you gotta spoonfeed him dude the baby is gonna fucking die of starvation what the fuck is wrong with you
>>573498079Afk for me?
anyone with a MLB Bakushin Guts I could borrow?
I already have a dedicated curren debuffer but does it make sense for other 'aces' to have random hesitants too
>>573497434>Admire GrooveShit uma
pull of the day...umazingspecial week tomorrow, hyped>>573498234hits you
>>573497634you have to sneak in the world "mile" ofc
>>573497536SIL is a bit different thoNo other uma gets to have the same Torena as their career story in other uma career story (at most it's implied but never confirmed like for SIL). Usually, whoever they get is not mentioned and most of the time they can't achieve more than their IRL self because of thatGood example is (iirc) NeoUni in Admire Groove's career story straight up disappearing after Osaka Hai because she is aware that her destined Torena is not there
>>573498341friyay tomorrow too
>>573498341Why
>>573498341Ikuno Feetus...
i cracked the secret to sprinters stakes brosyou don't wanna know the fat boy little man to thisoh no no noyou don't wanna know
>>573498341Can i get a kiss?
>>573498583Leave her alone
>>573498079>all fullnyo
post the secret or else
>>573498776First smooch
WHY THE FUCK ARE LATES WINNING YOU TOLD ME PACES WILL FINALLY DOMINATE I FARMED GROUNDWORK + 3 GREENS FOR THIS???????
>>573498776KITASAN NO!
>>573498873metashift and patch sorry bwo
I think people should understand the game themselves instead of asking questions. Is that too outrageous?
>>573499087Yes. It is okay to not know things.
>>573498873got my leap forward parent gwo sorry!
>>573497434is this better?
oh no no umadolbros our responses our show-up rates what is this the devil won no no no no
The secret is that you have to train your Aces in MANT
>>573499280how do you get leap forward?
>>573499651Mant :)
>>573498052too skinny to be a teiobro
> 0.25 speedNice. Shame I didn't roll Sprint S here.
>>573498873>mid races into 4th place>carryover into nishino into OYL>outduels you into first Nothing personnel, pacekek
>>573499436saeee is winning for the falcoheads
>>573496141
>Lemaire on Reve this weekend
>>573499509This but unironically. Unity aces are easy and shiny but MANT aces will be seen frequently in A finals
>>573499509i'd rather punch my balls
>>573499509>>573500516Yeah this update is basically just a catchup for people who hate MANT. A bunch of my friends have been getting SS/UG for the first time.
>>573499509>>573499908>>573500516Show MANT aces.
>>573500840You farm leap forward in mant for parents. Then do unity ace.
>>573499436I won this race the one time I joined it
>>573500962Fair game on your end. I misread. The others need to show off their MANT aces.
Give OP for next bake
>>573501094You didn't quote me but I posted a Unity vs. MANT comparison for my FiMo earlier: >>573491912Replicating this in Unity 2.0 would be a giant pain in the neck so I'm sticking with her.
>>573501463
>>573501579>>573501686>>573501686>>573501686
>>573501463>>573501579>>573501702thanks for baking
>>573501492Very interesting stat totals.
>>573500428would he cut his vacation short to do an uma musume ad?
>>573499436One Falco is worth a million currens
>>573501751All good I just realized that we were at page 8 anyway
