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waheyI was just gonna click submit on a bread too
>>573911090Where did Shakur's piercings go
Howdy gamers and happy Muv-Luv Monday to you all! These liminal weeks we've been in in between the death of MANT and the start of GL and age of auto farming parents will be over soon...What have you been doing to keep yourself busy (in game)? The obvious things to have been doing were of course training aces for the sprint cm and upgrading your TT umas with new Unity and Summer Goldship driving that retention threshold way up, but with how gambly sprint cms are and given that we'll need to do a full TT team revamp with the launch of GL anyway I'm sure some of you have been hit by the same fatigue I have. Not too stressed about it though! The new scenario honeymoon phase will hit us as it always does and that exciting new beginning is well within sight! Good luck hitting retention if you are still fighting for your spot in class 6 and of course good luck in the cm later this week! Experiencing that same fatigue I described and looking to perhaps fill the ~week and a half with something other than uma? Why not give classic visual novel MuvLuv a try? Alternative is ranked quite highly on the vndb all-time ratings list, so surely it must be pretty good! (Let's just ignore FATE being up there too and completely invalidating this admittedly very lazy argument since that shit is ASS)
ryan LOVE
We don't support pedos
>>573911234>NTR smile
>>573911234
>>573911404how is that an NTR smile
BAKUSHIIINCan i be your local bakushin fan?
>>573910506come back when its 5 star, you later nerd. till then, dirt sex
>>573911541She's using kindness to bait you.
>>573911546what are you doing here danchou come back to our club chat
I've been flatlining...
>>573911090Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>573911653>Coal Shitty clone
>>573911404Is this the only meme that has not escaped 4chan yet? If you search for explanations, you would find some jeet smiling even if you append reddit to the end.
>>573911695Yeah bait me to watch the DAHBY
>>573911804take your meds tranny
Stego cute.
>>573911723Fuck off
>>573911723Fuck on
Mambo!
*coughs blood*uncapped wit is fine right.....
>>573911873https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11785293
>>573911984Machitan!
this game sucks
>>573911804>coal citytroon meme kys.
>>573912003whats the winrate of this if you do double pace?
>>573912097idk i just made it
>>573912003>wasting sp on turbo sprint>not taking superstangwo...
is it true that duramente is a latina
>>573911541Women have no reason to smile at you unless they have nefarious intentions
>>573911723Cute club, i wish i was here but in other oneDoing gods work bwos
>>573911873>>573912021sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>573912191Well I want to have sex with Kris S, Hishi Amazon and Duramente so maybe there's some truth to it
>>573912150You guys told me the EXACT opposite a few days ago!!!
my daring tact gf
>>573912191no, she's just slightly brown, and browns are evil so she's slightly evil
>>573912365literally no one likes daring tactmy proof?check where she is in the trainee list
>>573912191she's italian
>>573912339umastan is fucking amazing though
my daring strike gf
Ardan alt can't come soon enough.
>>573912508So is another accel on sprint tbdesuThe question is why not just get both?
>>573912568fujimasa march?
Gold City feet in my mouth
i feel like im able to spend a gorillion hours on uma only because there are just zero good games coming out these days... even my old standbys like poe just feel like dogshit now, i cant get motivated to clear the campaign anymore
>>573912568the ballroom alts are so goddamn ugly
you are not a keibafag, are you anon?
>>573912614>cuckshit
>>573912651i get hype about real horse racing but only actual retards would bet on it
>>573912651I've been betting on horses well before umamusume.
>>573912728why are you a bear
>>573912590turbo sprint is literally pre buffed oyl/nanpositioning is everything in cm16 and superstan helps you out a lot
>>573912614>brown
Tachyon LOVE
>>573912614cuckslop is so vile at a spiritual level
>>573912557
Im kind of worried this CM had "too much" prep timelike, every single opponent is going to be near-perfect huh?
>>573912753>bestiality Neck yourself
Post YFW they don't release auto during part 2 of anni, right with GL
Tact must be the prettiest uma design
>>573912614
>>573912908just take the b finals
>>573912908I was never gonna be too invested in the most RNG distance CM
>>573912925
>>573912949I have 8 CM wins, which I know isnt crazy compared to some of the folks here, but I at least TRY to go for it.
>>573912934>black hands typed this post
No bullshitting here, which uma has the best boobaAnd no, bigger doesn't mean better
>>573912978>muh RNGIf you have 3 paces with groundwork and uma stan with taiki/flower uniques you genuinely should have a 70% winrate or higher because the HUGE HUGE majority of your opponets will be missing some of that, especially the early-game stuff.90% of your opponents are UG, but almost all of them don't realize skills just dont work in the first 30% of the track (besides stan/GW) and take shit like NSM.
>>573910197>I'm dangerously close to bricking my accountthis is such a funny gaslight, does anyone fall for it?>never use star pieces to obtain trainees, believe you'll hit a 2% chance on top of a 3% chance, odds are ~.06% every time you see a rainbow gatedo the faggots making this gaslight think we can't do math, or something? >t.getting final Rudolf piece tomorrow, unlocking the Emperor at last.
>>573913178None, fuck off
Gosling.jpg
>>573913226You'll get rudolf from free single pulls in a week
I bought a drink made from fermented mare milk with honey. I'm drinking while imagining that it's Super Creek is breastfeeding me.
>>573912568mejiro... ardan
>>573913212>If you have 3 paces with groundwork and uma stan with taiki/flower uniquesI don't run pacers (I'm losing this CM because I'm a frontfag), but is it really that easy? And if it's that easy, why would the vast majority of opponents miss either groundwork, stan, or the track-specific accels?
Is the cursed archetype saved with the OYL buff, or are long late surgers still shit until kris?
>>573912614>>573912934>>573913252>>573913319
>>573913292>tfw I will never have that irlhow do I cope with this /uma/?
>>573913413>t.cuck
boysex at the beach
>>573913387I beleeb in orange wife
>tried to racebait with Gold City>tried to racebait with Gran Alegria>now trying to racebait with Daring Tact what's this dude's endgame
>>573912615shut up fag
>>573913320No I won't. Screenshot this. And even if I do, so what? Just means it's an easy 4*Rudolf now. I sure would prefer a different uma, like Oguri, Falco, Brian, Finemo, NY Opera, but as far as dupes go, Rudolf ain't bad
>>573912615They’re made for yuri fans, of course they’re ugly
>>573913482I'm so sorry you instantly think of being cucked when you see a dark skinned character. That guy IS the trainer
>>573913543Black-owned uma harem
>>573913471start dissociating from reality whenever you play umai'm serious. once you manage to separate the life you lead in umamusume and the 3DPD one, then you'll be able to schizo enough to actually believe you are the torena going on those onsen getaways with your chosen trainee
I'm going to hump my pillow pretending it's rice shower until I ejaculate, any tips?
>>573913387You can get the Kris S white already, called scramble now. So should be decent enough
Why can't we run multiple outfits of the same uma at once in CM?
What are the good unique inherits for lates this CM other than pump?
How do we fix the yuritard problem?
>>573913654>he defends the invasion in JapanKill yourself
>>573913659all trainers are white or yellow
>>573913654>Okikawan trains Tact>mindbroken americans assume negroid cuckold pr0nfuckers need Jesus, good lord
>magatards see a tanned okinawan and immediately cry about racebaiting and cuckshitcannot think of more pathetic male behavior other than actual cuckshit lmao
>>573913383it's easy because the huge majority don't get those moves, or are missing one.It's on / NSM are "free" moves now, which is somewhat of a trap because NSM is bad this CM, but the early game moves are absolutely keyI'd say 40% get GW just because of it being a freebie with bakushin, however it's most like 30% because they get it then don't bother with the greens. Uma stan is like 10%, it's not a free skill anymore like in trackblazer and tons of people neglect it in parents. The odds of someone having BOTH on ALL THREE of their paces? ultra low
>>573913212Yeah yeah I'll see you when you whiff your plat
>>573913178Flower
>>573913837>ChiyofagOpinion discarded
>>573913785point out he's a man too, so he should be part of the solution and an hero.
>>573913639that would explain why april has been the month with the lowest earnings for like 4 years in a row, yurifags are loud but not many
>>573913710use underwear with the fabric that feels the best whenever you rub against your pillow. if it's not a dakimakura, then fold one pillow in half, this is where you will press your dick against, and have another pillow simulate laisu's upper half. if your shorts are thick enough, then you won't have any problems if you shoot your load into your underwear. otherwise, pull out
>>573913914Mind if I quote your post when I get it? Are you gonna be ITT 5 days from now?
>>573913872where were you "NSM is bad" niggas a few days ago when I was still making my shit
>>573913178
>>573914076Probably in /vm/, they give good CM advice when they're not in the middle of having a meltdown about porn
>>573913959>magaturdyou should probably start your damage controlling now
>>573914026sure and probablyI succeeded in doing it at few times, so you might actually beat my curse since there's no way I can keep doing this to random anons itt
>NSM is bad>umastan is the best white skillthe gaslight never ends
>>573913543>Algeria>TactAs an African-American male I approve of these Uma choices
>NSM is good>umastan is the worst white skillthe gaslight never ends
Anons why doesn't Dober unique work in this sprint CM? Isn't it just ryan unique but 5th position?
>>573914203>NSM has literally less than a half second window to proc>the entire CM is 9 pace chasers (as in you will be absolutely surrounded) and early corner/straight moves LITERALLY CANNOT ACTIVATE in the first 35% of the raceGo onexplain how it's a gaslight, use any argument available to you
>>573914206Fuck off
Both NSM and Umastan are good, thoughWhat is going on today
Me? I just buy every accel
nice
>>573914390I'm gonna dox you bro
>>573914390Based
So from GL onwards the stat powercreep will in terms of higher and higher speedcaps as long as you got the stamina to back it up?
>>573914390>1111thAnswer this without looking it up, how would you pronounce this?
>>573914347Lincoln & LBJ have made sure I have the right to Umapost as I please Dixie boy
>>573914534eleventh eleventh
>>573913986floating turd in the tub AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
yosh i have everything!ikuyoooooo-*gets pace promoted and fucking explodes*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Happy start of the week.
77 + 33 is 100
>>573914534senhyakujyuuichiban
>>573914609Die. Wa.
>>573913973Yeah, Ballroom is just the yearly bone they throw to yuri fans. I’m more annoyed about how they act than about the event itself desu
>>573914332>the entire CM is 9 pace chasersBut in my CM room matches there are only 2-4 paces usually?
>>573914609Thanks bro you too!
>>573914379based and same
>>573914534one thousand one hundred and eleventh...am I too American for this thread? Was this supposed to be an ESL trap or something?
when daring tact comeso out I hope she's as thirsty as curren bouquet
>>573914534One one one oneth
Any debuffers that work this CM? I really have no spirit left to grind for 3 aces.
>>573914725Yeah the last event was fine. Ardan's ballroom alt isn't my favorite, but I don't really give a shit. Ardan is my wife and that's plenty. If she wants to go put on a suit, well, girls always do dumb shit like that.
>>573913872>30% because they get it then don't bother with the greensWhich is dumb since bringing Top Road (almost) guarantees two greens. Then you can just get right handed from FM or get a lucky green from races.
>>573914534eleven hundred and eleven
>>573914985Dominator is still here nigga
>>573914985Double dom is forever now
>>573914935Creek sexo
>>573915059>>573915097How does this work?
>frogs AND wojaksthis thread is going to shit
>>573915110Creek, Flash and Ardan sexo.......
>>573914935You mean its not onety one onety one???
>>573911090W-WhoaDifferent aura...
>>573915010>NTR shillingNow THAT'S a good gaslight
>300 stamHuh
>>573915128Get a 564 or summer Goldshi inherit and then make a debuffer with ONLY dominator as the gold skill
>>573915128>pick a domnigger>Inherit sgolshi>do not pick any gold skill that isn't Dom>call yourself a debuffnigger and do a naked dogeza itt
>>573915010>bringing NTR>to unity cupBro most retards who don't look up stuff are going to be in senior year with 90k fans(Also if you borrow NTR that means you didn't borrow bakushin which kills the point of the post in the first place)
>>573915141>he enjoyed the Tact posting Faggot
Uma that does this to me?
>>573914095I like the small uma.
>>573915301Golshi
>>573915298>whataboutismtranny
>>573915128>Grab golshi parent>grab debuffer>put as many white debuffs as posible>add dominator a single gold There you have it, a forever debuffer for sprint and long until cygames starts banning them due ruining the game in like 2 years.Add keen eye to the mix for miles and mediums, and with 4 debuffers you got covered 2/3 umas of your CMs for 2 years
>>573915207beeg stam and wits + late I guess
>found a juicy as fuck latch-on/pedal/throttle lineageoh yeah can't wait for autoplay to drop so i can start pumping out parents
>>573915382>>573915224>>573915232Do you need to fuck with aptitudes?
N-NOOOO
>>573915420nah. Dom hits everyone in front of you, so being a shitter uma that eats shit and falls 10 length behind everyone else doesn't matter. Same goes for hesitant x. That's why it's so scummy and easy
>>573913331Wait you can drink horse mil?
Triumphant Pulse is such a stupid skill
>>573915420Having a shit distance helps your doms even more this time
>>573915553you can literally buy it nerd
>>573915420not really, you want these debuffers to fall back a bit so that they kill everyone in front of them, dom has no distance requirements and I believe keen eye doesnt either, though you might want to run them as end closers and raise their end closer aptitude to reduce the chances of taking over some end closer or late ace
>>573915553You can drink any milk.
>>573915097>Double dom is forever nowGrim desu wa.
>>573915234Yeah that's the point, you don't do Unity. If you're lucky enough to have both Top Road and Guts Bakushin, then you can grind it out in MANT.
>>573915097>>573915639Doesnt it get curbstomped by cyjews eventually? both by bans and by j ust speed powercrept, It will take like 1 year and ahalf or so tho
>>573915395Share with us, late bro
>>573915234NTA but works on my machine
>>573915420No so it's good to bring final corner unique late surger aces so they can overtake the dominators when they shit the bed on late race
>>573915695>actual real-life MANTbroken personholy fuck I thought these people were made up, crazy to see one
>>573915750you realize that we barely made it past a year in global? another year of domslop is gonna be forever
>>573915750only a few CMs have debuff bans and dominator always gives your ace lengths, it never stops being an advantage
>>573915750>Doesnt it get curbstomped by cyjews eventuallyI think I read it here that debuffs get banned eventually>>573915902>only a few CMs have debuff bansGrimdark even
>>573915695stockholm syndrome
Hmm...
>>573915695THE RAPED
https://x.com/yitbb8307/status/2076651639050813810
>>573914124Idgiis tamamo too tight or is torena too small
>>573916173irl tamamo has a micropenis so uma tamamo has a micromanko
>>573915695
>>573914124may I have a catbox with the uncensored one pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
>>573916173>>573916258
>>573916324i don't have a catbox but heres your umabox bwo
>tfw no fanfic in western or JP sites of an Uma being sent back in time to their training days Come on, give me romcom shenanigans with an Uma musume who’s mentally 30 and their trainer!
>>573915597Never heard about it honestly.
>>573916390Nyo
>there are trainers who would fuck tamamo cross
Two more where do i get them REEEEEEE
AHHH ITS THE LAST DAY OF THE SCENARIOHOW DO YOU BRICK MANT RUNS AND STILL HAVE IT COUNT FOR THE STUPID QUEST?Do I just start a mant career do 0 races and go to the loss screen? Does that count or do I need to do one race?
>>573916494>Do I just start a mant career do 0 races and go to the loss screen?yeppers
>>573913178Flash probably has the firmest ones, while Creek's are the softest. All tits are good tits though.
>>573916494yeah just dont race and you auto fail year 1also steamy sex with eishin flash
>>573916382
>if losing, winaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do I have to reset for Uma Stan & Leap Forward on my Late? I don't want to...Leap Forward alone is annoying...
>>573916491just request them from your clubwhat could go wrong
>>573916474Yeah, me, her trainer
>>573916474From anime? 100%From game? Probably not
>>573916615>Taiki can also do this now toopeeps be sleeping on camping taiki that chick is such a robbery character
>>573916474Tamamo's gift for trainer when it's )you)r birthday is literally herself, she offers herself to spend all the time with you, therefore I'm taking the microumanko and training it for life.
Shichi treats me strangely these days
>>573916672>anime Would >game I would give her a dozen children
>>573916650My cool club already gave me 10, i need to more and wait for 8 hours
>>573916390That 30 year old uma is married to her trainer in her timeline and now she has to seduce her future husband again using hag tactics and premonition. Except this time she's fumbling
>>573916672How did you find this place? Asking for reference
>>573916913>How did you find this place?What? I'm gigaoldfag
>>573916635ANSWER ME
>>573916971me too I have been here a whooping 11 years!
>>573916739She can do this but when I sniff her hair after a race
>>573916415thread talked about it some weeks or months back randomly, so yeeha its very much a thinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis
>>573916867You get it….Such prime fanfic material and yet no one has written anything
>>573916867What exactly are "hag tactics"
>>573916474This still lives rent free in my mind that I have the post saved https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/549314194/#549324885
left or right?
>>573916635Literally just run MANT. It won't kill you.
>>573917189Bobo wouldn't dress this slutty.....no she probably would actually.
>>573916474I am one of them
YEHA ID FUCK AND MARRY TAMAMO CROSS WHAT ABOUT IT BITCH!?I WANNA MAKE HER AND HER FAMILY HAPPY BY BUYING THEM GOOD FOOD AND BEING THERE FOR THEM FUCK YOU
>>573917248>Air groove >S sprintThe fuck? Is this hidden meta i didnt heard about?
guys it's a lottery CM, just get 3 decent lottery tickets done, no need to get a perfect one
Stop ogling your trainees
>>573888637MANT refugees are trickling back, we'll have our home again
>>573917141>asking Toreina out to drink >ambush from behind >sexual harassment/flirting
>>573917370You want to be a reliable provider for a poorfag uma you married? Disgusting
>>573917427I CANT HELP IT
>>573917054>tfw gaiafags have been here for longer than election rapefugees
It's basically worthless to make Dirt CM's with GL soon upon us, right?
should we get our danchous to disallow any mant refugees from joining our clubs
>>573917254MANT does NOT guarantee Uma Stan & it does NOT guarantee Leap Forward & I would lose out on multiple good skills like It's On!, Burning Spirit SPD & Ignited Spirit PWR by doing so
>>573917436>MANT refugees are trickling backnot really
>>573917571>ywn be smothered to death by Taiki
>>573917571trainer absolutely did this on purpose.
I want to speak English to Grass and Taiki.Taiki would be cool with it but Grass would pretend not to understand.
why is Tamamo cross so alluring? I got horny thinking about her
>>573917703Just say how sexy grass is in english. Make comments about it then pretend you’re just complimenting her (but she would know)
>>573917703that's what you sign up for and then they send Seeking the Pearl to talk to you instead
>>573916635>saves ur runHave you said thank you to your savior Gorushi-sama even once?
Will there be downtime and umahjong when they patch GL in?
>>5739176831.5th anni isnt out yet, and gl is still a week away
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>GL is another "only spd and wit growths matter" scenario
>>573915234I'm using her since RNG gave her to me and she's still good. Obviously depends who you're training, but it's pretty easy to have ~100k fans by first summer and 200k+ by the end of the second year>>573915695>Yeah that's the point, you don't do Unity.Okay now that's crazy.Why though? To make it easier to get certain skills if you don't want to parent grind?
>>573917393>Decent lottery ticketsJust get a winning ticket
>>573917528yeah I do whatcha gonna do about it BITCH?
This is the third run in a row where I didn't get Professor of Curvature
Older, sweeter and ladylike
>>573916474>there are trainers who wants to get fucked by giant uma cocks/clits
>>573918104AGEMASEN!
>>573918151And bigger tits
>>573917872I'm (almost) always down to umahjongI'll most likely be asleep during maint though
Can you guys please come and take your ritualfag away? After the trial period we don't like him, it's your responsabilityhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/573181216/#q573181981
>>573917315she would dress the like Whore of Babylon had you just asked her
>>573918256>>573918151Older Teio is powerful
>>573918256ruined
>>573915224>>573915232>>573915382Why pick ONLY dom and not also some other golden debuff?
>>573918293our only stinko poster is>Dig Here, Windy!>*Unzips pants*hes not ours
>>573917374what? any uma with at least E sprint is useable because you can just get a 3-2-2 sprint parent of chrono and immediately go to AAfter that it's fishing to inspos as usual. Groove is just one of the easy to get free sprinters
>>573918375because you want 564 to activate dominator
Bwos, i'm fucked
>>573918256I gained 10 kg just from looking at this image
uma for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrYzJrUCCec
how much longer till gl...
>>573918449Doesn't it activate 2?
>>573918381But I literally linked a post that says he was formerly yours and now came to fuck with us tho
>>573918375Consistency. The only other gold debuff you can get from a card is Keen Eye, and that's worse unless it's mile/med where you can gamble on both it and Dom proccing.INHERITED 564 procs once, that's why you only want 1 gold skill in your skill list
>>573918489Our fuarking hero Oguri Cappu when he won against Tamao Cross
>>573918518Inherited VersionRarity: NormalActivation: Wit checkBase cost: 200Conditions:distance_rate_after_random==50Base duration: 3 sEffect 1: Increase Target Speed (0.035)Effect 2: Use Random Rare Skills (1)
>>573918559he says instead, so that could mean us, or it could mean /v/ma, and i aint ever seen a stinko ritual poster aside from the aforementioned
>>573917374most teams you will see in this cm will be air groove+bakushin+oguri/taiki/mutate creatura because most people dont have sprint umas nor care enough to mutate 3 aces
>>573917123>The Japanese soft drink Calpis models its flavor after the taste of kumisYou can try it at asian grocery stores.
>>573918256My arm grew 3cm ever since I downloaded this image
Sex with Uma Musume
>>573918624I would still like if you could please come take him away, we don't like that sort of thing ._. also any posts complaining about him or the reports not working are getting deleted so he might be a janny or janny-affiliated
My trainer left me
>>573916635>>573917051You don't have to. Leap forward is very good, but there's so many other accel options. It'll just be less consistent.Maybe I'm wrong here but I don't think you need Uma stan for this CM, seems fine without it, just get as much mid and late race as you can
>>573918747Monster mares are a thing to behold.
>>573918857admire groove...
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>573918857Aruvu...
>>573918857Should have discussed the long-term contract, Aruvu
>>573918838schizos like that latch onto whatever for the stupidest of reasons. theres not really anything we can do to entice him
>>573918964True statement.
>>573918938>>573918987>>573919078not familiar with admire groove, what's context?
>>573918964but that's not Maruzensky
>>573918838Jannies are never gonna do shit about a ritual poster. You can report them for avatarfagging if you want but I haven't seen that button work unless they are actually using a character as an avatar for multiple posts.
>>573919159Constantly reminds her trainer that the short-term nature of their contract means that she will not get close to themChanges her mind around senior year and desperately wants the contract to keep going permanentlyClassic case of a Tsundere possibly cucking herself if not for plot armor
How can Tact be so pretty?
>>573919159>>573919159She signs a temporary contract with her trainer so that she can beat Still. By the end of it she WANTS the tore cock
>>573919084Reports don't work and other's complaining get deleted, there really is nothing we can do. This is why I don't really enjoy generals>>573919381The jannies are deleting posts complaining about it so they are in cahoots or he is one of them
>>573919159She made her trainer sign a contract that ends when she beats Still in Melty so in theory he could just bail after that
>>573918964yes yes youre a bitch basic pedo with shit taste we get it
>>573918838holy fuck go back
>>573919395>>573919445first duramente, and now aruvujesus fuck, why are air groove's descendants so torenasexual?
>Still in Melty
>>573918938>>573918987>>573919078
>>573911090who are most KAKKOII umas who will sweep me off my feet and ask me for a date?
Admire Donkey
>>573919693Need.
they are actually have a full blown melty over windy over there for some reason, it's actually funny to look at
yoshh ikuyooooooo
>>573917393>guys it's a lottery CMNot really after the patch
>>573919693Erotic. Desperate woman erotic.
ok but do Duramente and Admire groove show any romantic bits torwards their trainers or is it all fan content?
>>573919776someone make them take the aptitude test!!
>>573919842Duramente does, we have a Dura propaganda poster who showed some bits of her story
How can you be about this little critter?
>>573919805yes it isyou are not special for running some super extra duper secret techyou either hit all your accels or you don't and you losestop being obtuse
>>573917623Yeah. Best you can do is start on parents/grandparents
>>573919743
>>573919842
>>573919564you realize where you are right
>>573919687>Admire Groove found true love and companionship after being alone all her life>Still in Melty committed suicide with her trainerAruv won bigly.
>>573920000Checked
>sprints and mileslotteryslop>medsdebuffslop>longsstatcheckslopthat is why I'm eternally taking it easy
>>573917878>1.5th anni isnt out yet, and gl is still a week awayThey're going to come back and get filtered again by the Xog and Rickey CM
>>573919997I will now pull for her
>>573919981My funny and orange donkey wife...
>>573920169and don't forget eating x4 gold speed debuffs per race (2 doms and 2 kneen eye)
Are the percentages on uma.moe for one inheritance or two?
>>573917882I'm out of tp, waiting for a refill so I can finish my last 2 mant careers. Sacrificing Haru Urara, feels a bit bad, desu.
>Susumu Fujita plans to conclude Forever Young's racing career in the Arima Kinen, though the final decision will depend on his U.S. campaign>"We'll look at the results of his two races in the United States before deciding whether to target the Arima Kinen"
Still in Love is cringeSo is Cafes DaughterSo are most uma (You) enjoy that I dislike
>>573920385Per 1 by default, press this to toggle per run
>>573920471Flash is too ugly to be saying this
>>573919789nothing personnel...
Admire terra will win L'arc and become an umamusume, you saw it here first.
>>573920013that's the version Tracen tells people to keep more Trainers and trainees from running away together
>dusseldorfShan't.
>>573920603croixchuds will NEVER recover
>>573920471flash is too gorgeous and kindhearted to be saying this
>>573919938Believe what you want, it's just not really true anymore.It's still a sprint CM but it's hardly a lottery now
>>573920603I decree that he won't win
>/vm/a hates "waifufags"color me surprised that they don't understand the main appeal of umamusume
>>573920583>flash>uglyyou made quite possibly the single dumbest /uma/ post of all time
>>573920603MY NIGGA WILL DO IT
>>573919997>Duramente is actually far more aggressively assertive in being for (You) than Kitasan
ikuno........................dictus
>Kitasan lost once again to Duramente
>>573920913are they faggots?
I wish this scenario had whistles
>>573920718feel free to prove me wrong647040896470408964704089
>>573921219it's called the wit button
>>573920465What a waste, I would have liked him to run in the Tokyo Daishoten
>>573921093....................toes
>>573921173genuinely do think they are
>>573920465>Forever Dodge
6274 7505sprint summer edition
>>573921462Interesting, thanks for your high quality contribution to this general making it better than theirs
>>573921462Well, it's not like we have any reason to careAre we supposed to give our attention to every angry faggot that demands it?
>>573921326well, tell the class, did he prove you wrong? Or did you prove him wrong?
can i have some attention
Is the DNI list bit dead? Feel like I havent seen it posted in a while
>>573921917Yes, but only because (You) have been on your best behavior lately
>>573921326>>573921896that isn't the person I was replying to tho, I know these ppl from rooms and they are regulars301998553019985530199855
>>573922037umama...
>>573922037I agree with you either way, the fact my umas win some public rooms makes it clearenough this a lotto
>>573919693More content of Uma musume cucking themselves please
>>573922037I joined cause even if that person you called out (who probably doesn't even play the game) joined there would still be 1 more slot
>>57392174030187889
>>573922037oh wow look my kingu hit all the accels and won, that sure was skill171018341710183417101834>>573922262np I know
>>573919693kino..
>>573922360Tbh it feels like your king does that a lot
>>573920842Going to stain those lines
>>57392234158044796
WHY FUKU? HOW EVEN!?
>>573919997i wasn't expecting her to be like this.I thought she was more race focused and cool strong character like Narita Brian for example.
>>573922360ACK>>573922486I think she's kinda garbo because the midrace is bad but yeah she slips in wins a lot in the last spurt137150491371504913715049
>>573920913>>573921462I've been in /v/ma ever since the early /v/ threads, and recently I've been staying here more than there. I genuinely think they've started to become more circlejerk-y, and they're starting to feel like leddit recently with how much they cry over anything they don't like for hours, and start calling the meidos to delete anything they don't like. I would switch to an /uma/ club, but I'm loyal to my /v/ club.
>>573920842this brat
i have married mcqueen
>>573920842>>573922606this girl is a demoness of semeness
>>573922623my king is the same, she slips wins in the last spurt but if she doesnt hit all of the mid race perfectly it's over
>>573919997I can't wait for this to be butchered by A10 Saitama
>>57392260756015673
so what's the verdictis it lotteryKINO or not??
>>573922630I checked out /vm/ yesterday and they were having a melty over a Windy ritual poster. They wouldn't survive /uma/
>>573922859nyes
I prefer it here because I use hgg so this board is home
>>573922623Mid race doesnt matter when all it takes is for one or two pacers to fuck up to luckshit into 6th.Last sprint cm I had a better winrate round 2 than round 1. It's not as bad as it is back then but still going to be a shitshow.
>>573922859this game is lotterykino
>>573922615>I thought she was more race focused and cool strong character like Narita Brian for example.S3 butchered every uma, fortunately they retconned what they could.
>2 faggots fighting their shitty wars with CM practice roomsNow fuck off and get a room for yourselves
>>573922623hmmmmm I wonder what happened this time differently for my lates that they won818757568187575681875756>>573922993yeah almost like it's a......... gamble and there is no secret strat
>>57392285230781835
>Accidentally called my trainer "dad"
>>573922859of course it is
>>573922607>>573923080Thanks for the rooms bwos
>>573923026Keep talking like that, I'm close
>>573923164musume...
>>573923115I can see it
>"accidentally" called my trainee's mom
>>573922890What I don't like about our move to /vm/ is that our anons started caring more about specific individual or posters that we're starting to lose the essence of anonymity
>>573923115
>>573923080Yeah I busted my balls getting F&F on my Dober only to see it proc at the most worthless times. I'll just see what the game throws at me when the cm starts and live with the result.
>>57392314861539685
>>573923080curious........ I wonder what happened this time around too807622388076223880762238
>>573923115I wish you hadn't
>>573923164This trope is peaks, the fanarts I've seen are great
muehehe
>>573923331Every general slowly becomes less and less anonymous over time. That's just the unfortunate consequence of always having a thread up that the same people always end up showing up in.Which wouldnt be a huge problem if people werent weird about it....
>>573923505
>>573923320Ai-chan is way cuter than Pandora.
>>573922859If you're not running late and see those accel stacks up you're not experiencing real lotterykino
>>573923407>that last fine vs fuji spurtthat was actually kind of kino130495161304951613049516
>>573923590BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>573923590She's so tiny
>Mr. Kaneko went all in! A serious splurge on the premium gacha>The Efforia × Lady Fog Horn (by Zavata) colt sold for $2,407,407>Lady Fog Horn won 14 races during her career>The eye that picked out Deep Impact and King Kamehameha—will it strike again this time?
>I accidentally called my trainer "son"
Fuck off room spamming retards
>>573923651>13049516So close to the rare Kingu win...
>>573923651I'm eatan so I will spam rooms anyway387230673872306738723067>>573923827CLOSE
>>5739233973/9
>>573923862>sprinter slayerWhat is this edgy epithet
>>573922615Duramente is absolutely dog coded though no one really mentions it.
>purposely called my trainee wife
>>573923907bro...
>>573923713The only way to get this bastard’s horses is to have someone marry his daughter
>accidentally called my trainee "glue"
>>573923907Anon, your glasses
>>573923907blindGOD
>>573923397thanks for comin'
>>573924021Verxina is also a paizuri slave???
>>573923862128709131287091312870913>>573923907you wouldn't get it>also>slayerIT'S STAYER I made that misstype once too
>>573924021I really, really want to ignore her advances and play dumb.
>>573924137Oguri game innit
>>573924101Thanks for the rooms>>573924137Believed for a second that Baku would've won that, only to be raped by lates a second laterTragic
>>573924137Is this a Double Dom safespace room session?
>my trainer accidentally called me curren-chan
>>573924319we dont have that many double dom users hereDecent chunk of hesitant skills though
>I accidentally referred to Tazuna as an uma
>>573924137>triple frontthat's kinda based605808366058083660580836
>>573924137What the fuck, it really is stayer. I need glasses
the only ugly thing about flash is her VA
>>573924382I am referring to if Double Dom is allowed to be usedSOME PEOPLE don't think it should be and question the competitive validity of the strategy
>>573923527Also, probably because we have a small number of posters, but at least in here, even though people namedrop from time to time, they're mostly shitposts, and the whole 'Xposter' thing is mostly just a meme. No one PROBABLY wants to actually be known as a specific poster, anyway.Meanwhile our people at /v/ma mostly associate a poster with the attached image.The worst case was when someone who posed as der/v/ danchou saying that he'll stop hosting the stakes, our anons unironically agreed that if danchou left our place, the place should just die instead of continuing the thread and the traditions.
be real with me anons, I want it raw, even if its painful...Do I have to bring 2 doms from GL onwards to every CM If I want real chances of winning? I tested it a bit myself with friends and I felt it really did make a difference (we went from similar w/r to me winning almost all of them)
>accidentally called Maruzensky "mom"
>>573924409late start into thinking I will lose into winning with kingu 399567463995674639956746>>573924572put whatever you want in
>>573924409frontDEITY
>>573924572Never seen a host here complain about debuffers. They're all pretty chill
>>573924617yes
>stopped hanging out with my trainee after the contract completed >she repeatedly asks me to renew it I want to train new umas
>>573922615She is normally a race autist like that if you fail to meet the fan goals for the Valentine's and Christmas event, but meeting them absolutely melts her into putty. Her Valentine's event has her struggle with herself the whole day over whether she should get (You) chocolate or focus on winning her next goal race, and eventually she abruptly decides to beg Akebono to teach her a recipe for chocolate so she can give you some handmade chocolate last minute.
>>573924691Sometimes people would point out of a room has debuffers or too many of them, but no host actually want to or can stop you from bringing debuffers
>>573924617cygods will start banning debuffers in GL CMs trust
>>573924652airgroovelickinghertrainer.gif512999935129999351299993
>>573924784just what I did not want to hear, thanks anon, the game goes from 9 ace races to 3 ace races, fucking lame
>>573924902>people who arent actually joining rooms complainingMany such cases.
>>573924964holy nerdretard shitter
>>573923017i haven't watch, nor i care to do it... it's just about the vibes of her design.
cant wait for this general to die for good after we pass the tachyon banner and you cannot post about tachyon anymore
OH GOD I'M DEBOOOOOOOOOOOFING
>>573924782
>>573925071are you having a stroke?
>>573924932one more I have few bites left788250037882500378825003
>>573925150having 0 good banners didnt stop /uma/ during m*nt
>>573925207
>>573925297it almost didsomething else saved it
>>573925150xoguri wants uma2 next cm so everyone will make tachyon parents and ask about uma2
>>573925305Well your Kita also absolutely smoked me earlier today.That's just what sprints are like.
>>573925207thank it was good food>>573925305what the fuck happened did TTL not fire off I just skipped to last spurt and saw my fuji was front running instead......
>>573925150WE will continue to post TachyonWE love Tachyon
>>573925305>>573925451??? how did that kita come back so hard
>reddit tachyon
>>573925502was this one >>573925207
new mascot keychain collection for the 2002 generation, includes>No Reason >Tamino Gimlet >Hishi Miracle >Fine Motion >Ingrandire >Balance Of Game
>>573925150dont worry after the new scenario complaining phase the Ramonu gaslights will start
>>573913978That was a rough session but thanks for your advice. I think I'll just save up for a torso for the future.
>>573925150enter: ancestors & gaslights
This summer has been annoyingly hot
>manhattan cuckè
>rickey discussion happening offsite>people are calling her copanoi'm going to break
>>573925737/uma/ said you only need 1LB of this though...
>neocities cafe
90530263
>>573925737Thats a borrow for me
>mandatory pal card>mandatory two speed cards>mandatory wit cardwow i get to make exactly TWO choices for every deckhow riveting
>>573925214AGH FUCK!!!MY RIBS!!!
>>573925861Why
cop a feeley
>>573925737There is no good solution to this banner.Ergo, all advice for it is a gaslight.We can only pray that Cyjews does something to make it less Jewish.
>>573925830MLB has 10 TE and it's a scenario card that comes out a month into the scenario with no free pulls. Whether or not you should pull is more complex than other scenario taxes
>>573925875join my fuarking room please
>>573925825haru is my daughteroshi :D
>>573926003I started a parent run.....
>>573925737I just know Arabian would drag me to an alley and drain me
>>573925936this is me btw
>>573925773Kris S is endearingly cute so it’s okay
57303150one more
>>573925737I trvst cygames will give us a free 100 like with riko
>>573923918
>>573926130You don't even know her name...
>>573922615>>573924868
>>573925956Actually it's two wit so the last card is either speed, power or stamina depending on the CM
>>573926310shut up
>>573926286are you not going to post results?
>>573925956that's two more choices than you had in M*NT
>>573926130Looking for a trainer...?
>>573925982I'm feeling lucky
>>573926382a late nishino won
>>573926478only platonic sex
>get a "umamusume iceberg" video in my recommended feed>"this look interesting">1 hour and a half long>look at last layer>forgotten Maachan and north korean Bakushinnormalfag genocide NOW
>>573926596Licking it off
>>573924572Bring double dom
>puts your head on her lap when you're napping
how would you respond?
Rickey!
>>573926323uh kitabros??? we can't let her win like this
>>573926621>Watching iceberg videoslopWhat next, looking at "CAN YOU BEAT X WHILE Y" slop that's a glorified playthrough?
BRICK-182 HAS ONE SPOT LEFT FOR SOMEONE WHO WANTS A CHILL A+ CLUB 25MIL MINIMUM OFFER ENDS SOON!REPLY WITH YOUR ID OR APPLY WITH /uma/ IN BIO
I can't win not a single RM with my Taikis, no matter the skill combination, it's so over. It was all for nothing,
>>573926814I say this
>>573926323>picture?I love mtl so much
Win Variation would probably yell Orfevre's name during sex
>Decide to grind the new late/medium skills>Borrow a parent with them>Start a mant career for bonus chance of hints>End up with 0 new skills, nothing procced in inspiration and i kept getting murmur from rivalsNever again
>>573926949are you also a cheerleader?
>>573926982Same
>>573926814I will always cum inside.
>>573926814>>573926949Passionately confessing my love to Silence Suzuka on a moonlit night almost as beautiful as she is.
>>573926901Me please 871840361529
>>573925956This is literally every scenario >2-3 Speed>2 Wit>borrow card that piggies rolled for>flex (if 2 Speed)
>>573926886I wanted to watch something while having launch bwo
>>573926976
>>573927019if that's what it takes to take on the whole football team, yes
God fucking damnit the End Closer gaslit got a hold of me
I'LL NEVER LOSE!>Team instant loss appearsPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>573927215They are to be fair
ez for this week
>>573927132That's not funny
>>573927220>whole football teamWhat...
>>573927220
>>573927323wow uhh, big number you got there
I just got here but good job with the Dura propaganda this thread. Groove line supreme.
my tongue + kingu's sweaty body
>>573927285Those are the sounds Kris and I will make while celebrating her victory
>>573927220whore
>>573927421as long as I retain I don't care
when's da 'ckey dropping
>off model slop
How do you get 1500 speed with Rickey and 2 speed cards when she has 0 speed growth?
LETS GO RICKEY
Your response?
So much effort...
>>573927636Ms HalloAnd sparks
oh rickey you're so fineyou're so fine you blow my mindhey rickeyhey rickey
>>573927432yeah, duraNDAL
I ain't gambling 30k Carats for a dirt Uma I'm gonna not use except for like 5 CM's out of 30 or whatever
>>573927636just be lucky
>>573927636good feng shui
how can you roll for rickey when she's after light tachy
>>573927714Continue to support my trainees growth.
>>573927718& for what anon...150 more carrats a month..?1 extra single...*giggle*Sooo worth it....I guess you didn't have anything else to do with your time...
rickey more like ICKEY
>>573927861you can use her in every CM if you try hard enough
>>5739276361500 is doable on 2 speed no growths, the saving grace is that 1500 speed 901 stam is faster than 1600 speed <900 stam since oi 2000 has stam threshold so you won't get ran over by speed capped xoguris lowballing stam
>>57392763618 speed sparks
>>573927975So first you sign up a linkedin account and then
>>573927714I never understood why she’s trying not to laugh. Is the proposal a joke? An insult to a trainer much lower than her? Is the proposal genuine but she can’t help but laugh at the pun?
>>573927861I'll simply get her with my 50 tickets, easy as
>>573926901stealing this jordan
>>573928175she's embarrassed to deathor she's got my finger up her butt
>>573928034I've got Falco and I tried it once. Never again.
>>573928017be nice to anons they're doing their best...
Ura or MANT for parent runs?
>fr*nt>DOUBLE the greens autismhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo thanks!
>>573926901umagrok rotate Jordan's smug and eyebrows
>>573928017Stop being so bratty
>>573928338>or she's got my finger up her buttme next?
>>573927285KRIS S VICTORY
>>573928485if you insist
>>573927714"woah, cool ring. darn, doesn't fit."
>>573928175Yeah, it's a prank. Pretty popular among students, too. They do this fake confession/ring stuff but they have all these cameras filming your reaction, then they upload the video online and bam, you lose your job. Might even have to move cities. I know a few guys who had their lives ruined because of it
>>573928567thanks I like shooting handsfree
Isnt she the cutest?
i've fallen for the kris S propaganda
>>573928692Eyebrows too small
>>573928692boobs too big
>>573911161https://youtu.be/XCbRnm-C5hI
dumb question, but do I only get one Ignited Spirit + spark at the end of a career?
>look up Rickey in gametorah>10% power 20% wit>unique scales with green skills, meaning a lot of looping parents is needed this is what people are shilling? lmao
>>573928786she's also strong as fuck allegedly, but dirt in uma feels more fixed than derby CMs
>>573928786>best growths in the game are le badhello shitter
>>573928720Excellent, I hope you like premium water
>>573928692Inari One number One!
>>573928786you'll not laugh when you're gonna get raped by her
>>573928687There needs to be more effort for that
>>573928865best growth is 10%/20% speed and 10%/20 power THO
>>573928770
>>573928887I like her ears a lot
>>573928905you'd obviously be shoving it in and out...right?
>>573928875ahh, my favorite
>>573929001Thank You! I love it!
>>573929082Inside Teio, yeah
>>573929001>>573928875I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WATER DUDE
>>573927636click speed a lot
>>573929106
>>573928054Doesn't Rickey get 120 free speed from the greens in her kit? And if you get right handed and fall runner that's 200 free speed without double circles
>>573928875GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>573929158good>>573929412that's me
why does she larp as a Texan when she's from Kentucky?
>>573929170YES! More 00's stuff.
>>573929496kentucky is like 99% farms what u mean
Meno...
Doing MANT five times has burned my enthusiasm for this game again
>>573928776guyse
>>573929412my mayo in my gentle wife
>>573929496For the same reason Ass Wonder larps as a nippon lady, because they chose to
>>573929451Teio actually needs dicking
What other gachas do you play?
my trainee ghosted me and the infirmary didn't help...
>>573929671You cant get that spark as an inherit outside of ura. It can ofc you can still get it to trigger as a skill, but never pass it on outside of its scenario
>>573929496she never denies her heritage THO
>>573929757path of exile
some of you niggas are actually too gay
>>573929496
>>573929706she's waiting.
>>573929850ahhhh I get it now, thank you
>>573929805WIFE NATURE
...
>>573930038Yeah sorry about the fucked up English, wasnt proof reading it. Hope you got the gist of it
>>573930042
>>573929757I play grubba too much there's no much to do until the end of the month
>>573929757"that" one
>>573930102eat the FUCKING burger RIGHT NOW
>>573929757
this game sucks, actually i need passive parent farming to come
look at this chud baby
Remember your heritage Grass Wonder...
>>573930236
>>573930396Will you be playing Our Notes too? Both Ikka Dumb Rock and Millsage look to be really fun and interesting bands.
>>573926501Oh I'm feeling it alright
>>573929757I don't play gachas, they are unfun expensive time sucking dogshit. Uma gets a pass because it's somewhat interesting.
>>573929757Gundammu
>>573928720Excellent news
>>573929757Used to play im@s now I'm only playing this
>>573928875they fucking cancelled her water shipment lol poor kris seems kinda sad about it too
>>573930437Edible
>>573911090the exposed forehead and the water droplet made me think this was shakur
>tfw I lost to my trainee's shitty boobs again
>>573930694How can boobs be "shitty"?
>>573929653the only semi-normal one
>>573922890No shit, why do you think they didn't come here to begin with? Why would they want to be here?
>>573930575I'll check it out, been mostly autoplaying the current game
>>573930801deflated flapjack titties exist
only good thing about gakumas is that the girls are really fuckable
>>573930801When they're attached to a middle schooler
>>573930672Mood -1, its that
>>573931320I was gonna post that one too lol she has her water now so mood up
Dont bang your trainee
>>573931451filly umanko size...
>only get consistency in rooms when using 2dom with late OGurinyo......
>>573930878This one was really good
>>573931451NOOOOOOOOOO THE MICROMANKO
>>573931572why are kita and dia always depicted so horny
>>573929451Sexing Teio when she lifts her legs like that
>>573931510Good!
>>573931113More like perfect bully bait.
Started another run in MANT award
why do I want to fuck Teio so badly?
Left or right?
>>573931572I trust Dia
goldcity is broken if you stack rb you can get a gazillion sp
It's been a boring month can someone do something funny?
>>573932045BIG THINK
>>573932045left
>>573932045i might go for left for the skill hint + rice skill hints, think riko gives skill points too that make that nearly equal to the wit push
>>573932069What kind of funny
10 is prime
>>573932045probably left, 1300 speed is better atm
>>573932045Speed
>>573931067granny tits?
>>573932045left gives you 29 sp too with a hint24 + riko 5 skill points
>>573932045I think Speed is overall the better choice
>>573932069
>>573932045First Turn of Finale!!! Right for Energy
I didn't expect UPS to actually deliver after the crap they sent me through last time, but I'm glad they did.
>>573932045we still dont know what wit even does past 1200
>>573931451sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama sex with tama
>>573932268You should specify you're talking about binary numbers, took me some time to get the joke.
>>573932462cool hat
>>573932515Makes your brain bigger which makes you heavier and slower
>>573932268Prime umanko
>>573932268no its divisble by 2 and 5 nigger
>>573931865how could you resist this demon
>>573931451>>573932547
wheres the jiggieman?
>>573932713I WANT TEIO SEX
she copano on my rickey until i'm sticky
>>573932069Maya, do it.
>>573932713
>>573932462Mental Illness
nobody bounces like this
>>573932268No it isn't, you absolute buffoon!
>>573932950Ikuyo.
>>573933069Man I do not miss this fight on release where people were too fucking stupid to function
>>573933043now post the horse version
>>573933012why are you so mad over oshikatsu, are you mad you're too poor
>is that 200 dollars of merchandise? will shit my pants
>>573933132Most people are still too stupid to do it, the only difference is now everyone is just overgeared for it.
>>573932950i love how kingu is randomly a god at that game
>>573933374>>573933374>>573933374
>>573933132Multiplayer cooperative video games are fundamentally flawed for the simple reason that the average individual that plays them is at least one of morally bankrupt, stupid, mentally ill, or emotionally unstableFFXIV exacerbates this by having a large female playerbaseUmamusume pretty derby
>>573932462Orfevre I can kind understand but >Masquerade Ball
>>573933138Spending money for shitty acrylic stands and keychains is fucking cringe
>>573931451does she have vaginal atresia
>>573933615seethe harder retardmaybe stop playing a franchise that earns a lot of money from selling these if it makes you so mad
>>573933450>large female playerbase
>>573933850It's okay anon, you can say trannies here. Man, I remember when bard was the job that seemingly attracted all the trannies...
>>573922630go back /v/ermin
>>573920842stop being so easy
>>573923527true, im here since the early days on the global and even though there is 99% of the anons rece i don't remember, there is some of them which i can remember easily
I wanted evo skills.
>>573927975Just rickey it on the first 10 pull anon
