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>Global Game News
NEW PATCH
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Current Scenario: Grand Live
Current Rate Up: Copano Rickey (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky

Current CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/Good
Current Event: 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 2

>Schedule
https://files.catbox.moe/9nwb91.jpg
07/12 - Leo Cup - Sprint/Right/Summer/Firm/1200
07/14 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 1
07/16 - Copano Rickey (3*), SSR Manhattan Cafe, SR Seiun Sky
07/22 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 2
07/22 - Grand Live Release - Grand Live Smart Falcon (3*), SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Light Hello
07/27 - 1.5 Year Anniversary Part 3
07/27 - Wings of Steam and Steel Story Event
07/27 - Steampunk Narita Taishin (3*), Steampunk Winning Ticket (3*), SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Tokai Teio

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Rulership (3*)
New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released

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wahey
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rape
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Sex
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falco has jobbed every borrow run i have done today
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>>575444920
I haven't seen an uma cosplayer show their face in a while
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>you cant pick support card same as your uma
They need to change it so you can pick Manhattan Cafe as support card to Manhattan Cafe
Because of lore reasons
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You've been Fuku'd
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>>575444820
>>575444849
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>>575445004
fuck fuku
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>>575444943
You will lowkirkentually get a good run
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>>575445042
That's the goal
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>>575445042
i agree her design sucks and is not sexy
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>>575445042
Can I?
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orenji
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uma for me if i was goku?
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reminder that orangeposters are evil
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>>575445042
Like for good luck?
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I will not fall for Fuku propaganda
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>>575445256
Special Weeku-des
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Does anyone even play this game anymore? I just log in, hit the auto button, log out. I haven't done a single GL manual run.
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7 and fuck fuku for good luck
8 and lick rickey for good luck
all other numbers misery and suffering
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>>575445256
Oguri Cap, El Condor Pasa or Satono Diamond
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>my trainee showed up with another man
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The thread has been successfully Fuku'd
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>>575445269
That's not truu...
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>>575445385
There are 8k players locked in according to steamcharts so, yeah.
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>>575445385
You are here might as well get started and do some runs
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7 and i will pot5 fuku
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>my trainer needs to go to the toilet
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why are all orenji rapists
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Trainer-san 5 manual runs doko
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>>575445583
Suzuka doesn't rape me that much..
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>>575445464
How can you be sure they aren't just ERPing in their clubs though while their uma is training?

>>575445490
YADA YADA YADA
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>>575445385
Anniversary missions require some manualing, dont get lazy Torena.
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>>575445464
>8k players locked in
Kinda low no?
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>>575445593
Go away L*mon
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>>575445639
more than Marathon
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My first-rate, triple-digit weight Kingu
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>>575445551
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Is umamusume the least newbie friendly gacha in the market?
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>>575445794
umamusume pretty derby is probably the third best game ever
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>>575445645
Only if you Bakushin to the finish of those fan runs
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>>575445385
Continue doing this for your aces too, thanks in advance
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>Rudolf invites me to watch The 40 year old virgin
...is... she making fun of me
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>>575445639
Nah. Lots of live service games would kill to have that much players alive after 1.5 year.
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>>575445794
It's also least friendly toward the veterans.
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>>575445000
why isn't kitaBITCH this big
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>>575445875
Boring
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>>575446014
cow
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>>575444963
Most are dudes.
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oh bby
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>>575446014
Durandal!
Perfect knight!
Soft puppy!
Fastest uma!
Amazing!
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despite umamusume love my heart is filled with sinking despair
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>>575445892
don't go, she will rape you
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>>575446097
I watch videos of puppers while ignoring Durandal!
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>>575446076
i cum
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>>575445269
orenjiposters are good people!
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>>575446076
now show the rest of the whites
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>>575446039
Let's not turn this sprint into a murder
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who's hyped
I'm only bringing my lb3 maru to mlb for like 2.5 TE but idc, it's legit the only thing I should (and can) upgrade aside from CB lb1
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the struggle itself towards stamina*3 is enough to fill a man's heart
one must imagine Seiun Sky happy
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>>575446154
meh
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>>575446150
That's cruel, please give her attention, she deserves it for working so hard everyday.
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>>575446035
What do you mean?
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Durandal's half ear sock is so indecent. Its like she's wearing her panties half off
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kitasan is just ryan's personality with better hair
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>>575446107
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>>575446247
Thay pool noodle will break you.
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kitasan is easy
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>>575446217
Gotta work on that SS consistency brother. Only 8 out of 30 is grim.
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>>575446241
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>>575446196
I may save the voucher for some spooks later down the line I have nothing to upgrade
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>>575444869
>buena
As long as you are not her childhood friend then you are safe.
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>>575446395
I traded SS for gold skills, not like SS will give me what I want
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>kitasan is supposed to be jacked irl
>tiny in game
>mcfat is supposed to be a big horse that mogged sundayman
>tiny in game
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>>575446509
Moe gap
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>>575446509
>tiny
yeah sure you FAT FUCK
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>>575446509
>Special Week is supposed to be fat
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>9* stamina or quit scenario
Slowly I began to understand the hate for GL in JP
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>>575446395
I don't think you are getting SS unless you have high blue spark parents, and most high blue spark parent's aren't going to have a lot of overlapped skills because getting 3* blue sparks is so damn rare.
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>>575446643
uhhhhhhh but /uma/ told me to farm 9* speed
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>>575446412
There is never such a thing as too much praise! In fact it doesn't even come close to describing Durandal's mighty acts of chivalry! I must reclaim Durandal's honor by committing seppuku now, before I leave this world with such lowly, mortal, wordly thoughts about someone as divine as Durandal!
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>>575446509
If you are implying they should be >2 meters tall and/or have body builder musculature, then I am sorry, but contrary to what some would have you believe, it does not have mass appeal like cute girls
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>>575446395
I will be happy when next scenario launches and we have room to pick cards for hints more freely and the breakpoint for SS isn't so demanding.
That being said I guess the focus will shift to getting 1100 in good blue stats, so it will probably be several scenarios before it's comfy.
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>>575446709
this is seiba
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>5 posts
>still no (You)s
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>>575446753
keiba*
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>>575446709
oguri is the seiba here
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ENTER
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>>575446776
Keep the change
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>>575446776
sowwy...
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>>575446776
If 7 your 10 pull today is gonna be extra blessed.
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>>575446776
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>>575446910
Not enough food
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>>575446907
wtf I need that 7 too
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>>575446910
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any cute danchous around
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>>575446906
Hot
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>>575446907
I just needed another rate-up card!
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>>575446907
I want a 4 instead.
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>>575447105
The reunion of the 4 heavenly danchous is coming
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Okay but I really really really really reallyreally really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really reallyreally really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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Think about Dober please.
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>>575446753
After 2-3 years Dagestan
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tach sparks are rigged to fucking pace pinks.
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>it's a guts spark episode
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Why are Mambwos so silent today, they were acting cocky yester- oh
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>>575447519
https://youtu.be/L-l6tHeseDY
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>>575447519
Meanwhile at /uma/ club...
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>can't use the casual outfit as profile outfit
KUSOGEE
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>>575446509
McQueen should have had big breasts like the rest of the Mejiros...
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>>575446709
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>>575447813
Thicc...
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traina! manual run doko!
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>>575447813
did she eat a happy meal on the way to getting summoned
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>>575446907
I have never, ever gotten anything good from free supoka pulls.
so if you're lying to me I will be very upset in 2.5 hours
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>>575447263
No fuck off. I will not fuck Dober go away
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6 and you get 2 SSR today
67 and you get 2 Air Shakur
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>>575447875
*throws you in the auto mines*
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Post sleepy umas
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>>575447913
Come on, she's a pervert. You like perverts.
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>open eyes
>see this
>what do
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>>575448004
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One day I will learn to draw Raisu
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>>575447943
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>>575447519
My club is experiencing a renaissance with the auto. We jumped like 100 ranks.
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>>575448004
I want to brush Ogurin's hair
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>>575446509
tbf, look at what they did with gentildonna, and just her alone already attracted a few schizos in this thread calling her a gorilla
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>>575448085
brick bwo.... we're doing it
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>>575446509
beta tall mcqueen......
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>>575448083
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>>575448085
mine was teetering very close to the edge but we seem to have stabilised now again....
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>>575448045
Are all of you only thinking about sex, fucking, breeding, mating, copulating, is that what you're all spending your precious time on, in sex? Yeah let me mating press Dober ohhh yeah baby I'm about to cum SPLURT SPLURT SPLUUUURTTT here is your sex now go away
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>>575448085
What I noticed is that clubs like Mambo and Autis/uma/ that relied on sweepy to maintain their rank are dropping fast because of auto. But clubs that didn't cheat are rising up fast or maintaining easily like Haythere.
Gone from basically death to almost A+
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>>575448275
Ideally I mating press Dober and go splurt splurt inside her umanko every day because we're married and living a happy life together as a couple
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>>575448067
Raped
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>>575448004
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>>575448413
Mambokeks...
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>>575448365
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>>575448275
You're damn right.

Sex sex sex
umanko SEX
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>>575448413
LETS GO HAYTHERE
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>>575448081
Laisu!
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>>575448413
Then you have UmaDASH, Uma&Co, Dacchis, and Umajong that's somehow very stable
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>>575448428
Good for you but Dober doesn't exist you get it? YOU. ARE. NOT. A. TRAINER!!!! You are a balding middle aged man Tracen academy would never hire sex pests like you and Dober would fucking kick you in the nuts
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>>575447519
Absolutely rent free all the time
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>>575448413
That guy currently in first is botting.
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>>575448226
I love toxic Urara
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What will you guys do if Mambo implodes and you got not club to shitpost and gossip about?
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>>575448067
Hug!
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>anons are autistically seeiing club rank fluctuations
Anything but manual runs, huh?
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I'm just an old man with a hypnosis app.

Tracen students that are for me???
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Tachyon would had been a triple crown winner if his legs had not been shit yeah?
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>>575448589
>You are a balding middle aged man
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>>575448627
We still have Bricked
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>>575448607
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>>575448413
yeah TamaLove was teetering on the edge and then a few people stepped up and started blasting the auto for 10m fans per day (blasthavers, I suspect). Still gotta kick a few of the bottom people, the one guy literally has not done a career auto or manual in 3 days.
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>>575448607
everyone is botting now that auto is out you low iq retard
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>>575448589
I'm not balding, I am bald. And I'm still only 29.
I have experience in consulting and teaching so I'd have better chances than landing a job at Tracen too. Not a sex pest either. Very rude post, I don't know what I've done to offend you.
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>>575448275
>breeding
Yeah this one specifically
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>>575448712
No nigga unless he's literally not sleeping that fan gain is not normal even if he's literally only doing fan runs
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>>575448763
>teacher
>not a sex pest
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>>575448654
HISHI AMASEXOOO
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Bright can probably suck cock for days
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>>575448567
>Uma&Co
>stable
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>>575448898
Umamer can carry their asses
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>>575448589
>Dober would fucking kick you in the nuts
Kinky
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>>575448898
It will be funny when their club hopper leaves and they explode into oblivion
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>>575448413
What do you gain by stalking the club? Cant you just leave us fucking be?
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>>575448826
He's doing 20M a day at most which is doable if you're doing a 1.2M fan run every 50 minutes
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>>575448895
she would keep sucking even after orgasm because she doesn't realize that it's over
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is it time for club autism?
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>>575448764
D-Dober wouldn't...
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>>575448883
Ditto
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>>575448827
Funnily enough I ended up having a girl I had matched with on Tinder a few years ago in one of my classes. Also a former high school classmate that I had a crush on (and who also had a crush on me).
Never made a suggestive comment or anything else untoward. I always kept it professional.
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>>575449013
It's the easiest way to get people talking about club drama, nothing personal
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Umas that would only suck on the top half of my cock (at my request) and would actually follow through?
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>>575446509
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many of you
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>>575448974
we'll drop 100 rank into the mid 250s at best. Umama basically carried us through the worst of MANT because we were there WITH xer help before autos
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>>575449085
She's already a big enough girl you dont need to sexify her even more....
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>>575448668
umas will rape you
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>>575449204
Don't you have like, a job?
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i dropped to the 2nd lowest earner in my club
im autoing 5 runs everyday
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Bricked is 220 rank with 29 people btw
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>>575449253
The hypnosis app is to make them into good girls that don't rape.
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>>575449239
>the mare (stallion) is a fat fuck
bros,,,,,
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>>575449215
Fuji kiseki
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>>575448589
>You are a balding middle aged man
Can't handle a real man, pedo?
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>>575449268
Most jobs are sitting in an empty office doing nothing waiting till it's time to go home, unless you're a min wagie
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>>575449249
You'll probably end around mambo's rank desu, both clubs had about the same average for fans if you ignored their neet fan farmer
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>>575449215
What's the point of only sucking on the top half
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>>575449354
I've been trying to get a comfy job like that for four years and I have a master's degree...
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Did you hear they're making a reboot of 12 Angry Men? It's called 12 Umamusume.
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>>575449204
But why?
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>>575449039
Bright could use a vibrator all day long without having an orgasm
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>>575448275
Yes
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>>575449492
cause it's funny and I have an hour left till I get to drive home
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>>575449487
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>>575449084
...mind if it's her beloved trainer.
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>>575449558
Bright would use vibrator, forget about it, and then randomly explode few hours later when doing something unrelated.
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>>575449638
you can't post enel anymore he's abandoned us
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>>575449472
You should have got lucky and got a job right after you did your bachelors.

Lucklets, when will they learn
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>>575449605
:(
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>>575449813
Falco's round head...
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>>575448413
>Haythere is now an A club
Brings tears to my eyes...
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>>575449938
still would
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>>575449324
hypnosis apps don't work on umas, they are too retarded
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Why are umas so erotic...I can't help it
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>>575450098
umazing
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>>575450098
azusa is my favorite keion
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>>575450098
a daring synthesis
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>>575449239
I noticed Rickey was towering over Air Groove in the career and thought it was just perspective retardation or something but I guess she’s actually just fucking huge. Really weird because the design is short coded
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how are base and ballroom fuji's inherits? They don't look that bad at a glance
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>>575450337
Plank
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>>575449370
Not him but they've been stable A+ for so long already, and that's with carrying 70% of their members asses since everytime I check their club they have the same flatliners every month so I doubt they'll drop to Mambo ranks
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>There's people in Mambo doing less than 2M a day
There's literally no excuse for numbers so low now that auto is out, no wonder they're dropping ranks
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>>575450418
The moment U leaves they are dropping like 100 ranks for sure
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>>575450475
Pretty much. They're going back to their former rank number
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>>575450472
I plead for blood every month but my prayers go unanswered
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>>575450472
my excuse is I don't want to
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4 - Dober
8 - Digitan
7 - Dober and Digitan
0 - Grass
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Is it possible to get 1200 wit on auto mode?
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>>575450472
is only game
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>>575450472
>Do dirt auto (not Oguri) for parents
>200-300k fans
>reroll sparks
>-60 stamina

Do people just expect us to do endless Oguri and Pasa runs with no actual account goals?
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Kinda annoyed that my beautiful wife dober keeps getting paired with that disgusting girlfailure freak, but oh well
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>>575450337
Flattie sex
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>>575450687
yes
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>>575448895
same
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>>575450472
The Spirit of Keb lives on
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Auto is the perfect stress relief after an early glue.
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>>575450690
Baseless rumors, he will stay as his jockey
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>>575450687
>reroll sparks
>on an auto run
???
Just do another auto?
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>>575450430
breeding Taishin
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>>575450794
The CM is too soon and I have limited borrows to make parent forma de Ultima
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They should give 10 borrows with this 1/2 stamina discount
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>>575450794
sometimes you just hit all the good sklls you want from inspirations + SS + 600 in every stat so it's worth gambling on a reroll
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>>575450693
That's a mentally unstable 13 year-old...
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>>575450789
>Baseless rumors
>source: Kitamura saying he isn't sure he will be allowed to ride CDN, for Yushun Magazine
?
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>>575450794
why would I not reroll sparks when I get a good inspo and all the skills I want to inherit? Are you retarded?
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>5 sparks
heeeey
that's not bad at all
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Neo Universe is probably hiding some pretty big honkers under that coat
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>>575450623
7 and I fuck Digitan
0 and I get raped by Dober in digital cosplay
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>>575446809
i thought oguri was goku
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>>575451074
Her cheast measurement is 79 so nah not really. There's something there but they're on the lower end of medium at best.
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you can't blame me for wanting a better club
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>>575451220
fuck you umama
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IF YOU WANT A HIGHER QUOTA
YOU RULE A HIGHER QUOTA
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>>575450884
>The CM is too soon
You have more than a week no?
>>575450907
this is the only understandable case
>>575451014
I just think two additional possibilities of getting what I want instead of one is better
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>>575450472
well instead of passively aggressively bitching about it here you could... you know... tell dancho in chat... but that would require having 2 balls
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>>575451092
Kitasan Breasts...
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sekkusu?
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>>575451363
You arent running out of tp right now unless youre actively trying to. You can reroll once or twice a day no problem
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In progress:
https://jiggie.fun/eOroza
https://jiggie.fun/eOroza
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>>575448567
All clubs are stables
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I reroll literally every autorun
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>>575446027
>>575451454
succubus
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>>575451480
I have not capped TP since auto got in (note that it only happened around 10 times before that and that was during MANT)
I even used around 20 TP bottles or equivalent in other items already
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>>575451290
i'm waiting
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>want to mix Mackween into loop train
>see Dirt - E
>hey that's doabl-
>M I L E - F
why are you like this
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yeah I think I'm going open league with this CM
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>>575451660
I had 129 TP bottles I never used
The day auto was implemented to now, I have 18 tp bottles left
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>>575451554
even when you don't get the skills you want?
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>>575451518
I wonder if granny is a little lewd
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>>575446907
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>>575451220
Do you look like Kita or Suzuka? Pick one
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>>575449239
.... why the fuck did they make shion into suzuka 2.0 then!??!?!?!
just think about how much hotter she would have been if she was a raging tit cow
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>>575451808
I would make so many more Groovelings with her.....
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>>575450358

She's top 10 tallest umas. You are right that the oversized sleeves and frilly dress do anything but emphasize her height.
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>>575451707
>Hishiama has Dirt E + A A B Distance
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>>575451752
She’s playing footsies at an Applebees!
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>>575450358
Rickey is a long uma!
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>>575448083
It must be hard to find a good looking swimsuit in the children's section
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You know this CM sucks when umama isn't spamming rooms 24/7
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>>575450687
>rerolling at half tp event
you get more sparks chances if you just auto your entire energy away
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Are you ready for the final free puls on the Tachy banner?
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>>575451779
kitasan with suzuka's chest
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>>575452035
They were hosting some yesterday, it's just that no one is joining because we're waiting for free pulls to end
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Imagine sharing a kotatsu with Kitasan and Dia and you feel two pairs of feet playing footsies with you...what are you supposed to do
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>>575450358
>>575451916
THE POWER OF FENG SHUEI
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>>575452054
time is more valuable than tp
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>>575451993
wei?!??!?!???!
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>>575452093
Yes.
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>>575452145
you're not even playing the game with auto wdym time
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I'm gonna fuck my daughter
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>>575450690
>>575450789

It would be pretty retarded to change jockeys after the current one handled 2 G1 wins in a row and came second in a monsoon against the reigning champion in the third race this spring. But knowing how retarded race horse owners are it actually sounds plausible.
>>
how big of a bomb would it actually be on the game if they got deep impact for reals
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>>575452105
Sorry to say it but that's kind of the worst of both worlds.....
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what the fuck how come i get persecuted for erping with chiyo but you fags are happy to pretend this dude is a woman
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>>575452114
feign ignorance and try your hardest to not get a stiffy
jfc that's your trainee!!!
she would hate it if you thought of her lewdly, especially when it's (you)r fault that the kotatsu is too small to handle 3 pairs of legs
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>>575452187
The wanted to change him even before spring season just the owner and trainer couldn't agree on the replacement, so Kitamura stayed until now
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>>575451993
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>>575450952
I can fix her
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>>575452194

I mean it would be cool and open doors for several other genmates, not to mention a whole triple tiara horse from the same owner. Not that it would fundamentally change anything about the game though.
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>>575452114
become the raped
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>>575452194
If cygames could get deep impact, they could get ANY horse
It’d be like winning a CM lobby against pure Oguri while Oshi gaming (no Oguri’s included)
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>>575452248
You're kinda annoying about it.
Also you never reply to me...
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>>575448413
mambo was already in the 420 range at the start of the month. It's literally just because their top earner got NTR'd by you know who
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>>575452248
unironically, 3DPD shitters
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>>575452274
They're laying their legs on top of mine now...help...
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>>575452248
your larp is terrible and everyone knows you're badly pretending to be a gay man
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>>575451220
>>575451689
>lowercase i
Skinwalker
Real ones know anons /here/
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>>575452105
that's kinda bad
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bratty umas...
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>presses button that steals your 7’s
>>
six
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>>575452659
Haha it didn't work!
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>>575452598
i want to get baby trapped by vivlos
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>>575452465
as long as their feet aren't rubbing against your crotch, then it can't possibly mean anything more
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>>575452769
That’s a 9 buddy
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>>575452639
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>>575452763
i thought this was yanami for a moment
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>>575452114
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>>575450358
rickey is one of the heaviest horses currently in the game, she should reasonably be almost bono big
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>>575452897
>those hips
does she not know what that does to a healthy, virile man?
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>>575452093
Yes falko, want to get Maruzen pls
7 for maruzen
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7 and i impregnate Light Hello
0 and I fuck my trainee
9 and I let Golshi do whatever she wants to my body
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>>575453118
7 and i will mary Light Hello
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EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT IM JUST A STUPID FUCKING CHUD WHO WASNT GROOMED AS A KID BY COPANO RICKEY
FUCK MY STUPID CHUD LIFE
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>>575452342
from the thumbnail i thought City was lighting up a cig
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>>575453118
Peak female form.
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>>575453050
>>those hips
It's just the skirt
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7 and everyone here gets Tachyon and Light Hello in one 10 pull
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>tfw you’ll never get groomed by an Uma to be her trainer
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when do they add more TT team ranks aaaaaaa
the number keeps going up but it ran out of rewards 30k points ago
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Taking supicryer requests!
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>>575453556
is there digitan already
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>>575453556
Can you make one of Ayabe
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>>575453643
>>
>>575453556
Never make one of Oguri
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>>575453556
Light Hello pls
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>>575453556
Rickey with bad Feng Shui
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>>575453556
zenno cow roy
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>>575453730
ok thanks
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>>575453556
Blast Onepiece
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>>575453556
Rickey for when I don't get any green skills
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>>575453926
dont lewd taabo
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I could go for some crispy, juicy KFC right now
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>>575453946
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>>575453556
they are called cryki's
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Isnt it kinda messed up that they release a scenario perfect for xoguri and then make a gauntlet of CMs where she is super strong as well?
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>>575454048
Oooh nice, thanks
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>>575454074
punishment for retards who skipped the Hog despite foresight
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>>575454074
Oguri Cap is synonymous with keiba. She's not allowed to be bad.
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>>575453556
Are we have Tomamo Cross and Inari one ones? Do them if not or gib
>>
cygames is an evil company
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>>575454058
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>>575454074
Oguri isn't sexy
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>>575454201
>aussie
nvm they are called cryakis now
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>>575454179
https://mega.nz/folder/jTYHAYzQ#vXZ72uX0FQnRUhMc8364RQ
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Ara, Ara~
Trainer-kun , are you really tired?
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>>575454571
Ramonu is not like this
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>>575454571
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>>575454330
But what if she was..?
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Metafags, your response?
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>>575454503
You alright
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>>575449319
Top 200
You'll see
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I'm not one for horses but this... this is for me
>>
I think it's finally time.
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>>575454945
nothing accidental about that nigga's actions
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>>575454786
Bugno Memory doesn't count........
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>>575448413
Autis/uma/ literally gained 80 ranks after auto bwo, what are you on about
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>>575453926
turbo lewd
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>Oguri Pasa Digitan Maru
I need one more uma to complete the super Turf+Dirt loop

no it can't be Falco
this bloodline is full of dirt sparks
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>>575453556
This felt like it was made in MMD
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>>575454571
Ramonu is bigger and saggier
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>>575454571
Mejiro Ramonu looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in her black bikini before trainer-san. Very very disrespectful.
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Umama sent me this by PM, what should I do?
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>>575454945
toxic journey
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stop being gay
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>>575455394
McQueen
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>>575455461
Lucky...
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>>575455564
No uma would ever say this
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>>575455403
>>575455108
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>>575455461
pls subscribe
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>>575455564
???
nobody is being gay right now, unless you think Ramonu tits as a topic is gay
>>
>>575455394
fuji but she has long G so you might have 1 fewer total G1 win
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>>575455594
>Mile F
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>>575455635
because it wouldn't be neccessary
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>>575455394
NyOpera or Amazon
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>>575455394
Your Inari?
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>>575455752
>
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>>575455734
Auto will win it, it's fine
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ExcelUma will officially be a B+ club next month
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rickey is dangerous
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>>575455734
what is she doing in this image
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Mambo will officially be a B+ club next month
>>
da 'cap
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>>575448413
>HayThere at 3600 rank
>get one trainer to join who has 520 million fans
>1100 fans
>skyrocket to sub 700 in less than 2 weeks
I sincerely blame one guy who joined a week or 2 ago and his fan count obliterates everyone but one
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>>575455898
CUTE
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>>575456034
cute
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my club was about to drop to rank 1200 but now with auto being added we are climbing our way to rank 700
sweepytards wasted all their stamina pots for nothing
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>>575456259
Succubus
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>>575455898
that last one was Digitan
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>>575456057
keb's dream...
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>>575455936
Now thats excelt news
>>
>>
Kita doesn't know what sex is
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>>575456554
I will teach her
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>>575456670
Cute-asan...
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>>575448413
I'm glad I didn't give up and suffered through three weeks of humiliation ritual to rebuilt.
Proud of you all.
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>>575456670
what is she sipping
don't say cum you goonerbrained idiots
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nyo...
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>>575455394
You could try a mayo cope, or just loop the 4 you have which would be completely fine
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>>575456860
Your recruitment messages were always soulful. Happy for you guys
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>>575456870
carrot juice
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>>575456860
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remember when Haythere tried to seduce innocent torenas into joining their club?
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>>575456870
Water, potentially some sort of sports drink
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more like Gaythere lmao
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>>575456870
cum
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How are you guys doing today?
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>>575456870
gold city feet sweat
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>>575457182
Please don't you invested, please
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>>575457182
today is monday
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>>575457020
It worked and I got seduced
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>>575457182
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW
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>>575456010
fun stuff
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I've been inspired to kick all the flatliners from my club
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>>575457020
HayThere more like MateThere
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Haythere being the new mambo isn't something I was expecting
Well done, /uma/ Club writers, you cooked with this one
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>>575457182
What did he say today?
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how good is teio wit?
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>>575457182
Is it finally time to buy?
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>>575457293
you're a teioposter so I don't expect much from you to begin with
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>>575457383
I think anyone not making at least 1m a day should be given no quarter and hung from the rafters
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>>575457182
I keep telling my dumb ass bank consultant that I do not invest when stocks are high. Hope he got raped since he's always yapping about le bull runs
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>>575457458
It is okay
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>>575456554
Pure, oblivious Kitasan explaining to her trainer that for some reason her body feels really hot and her heart goes dokidoki when near him.
Blushing Kitasan breaking the touch barrier during Spring.
Kitasan, unable to contain herself, hugs and kisses her trainer like in a movie she saw with Dia. She's unaware of tongue kisses and just presses her lips.
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>>575457383
Please be my danchou
he has done it before
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>>575457425
I dont want them to be like us. They shouldnt be a constant shitposting target
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Get fucked nigger
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>>575456554
but kitasan gets drained every single day for like 12 hours
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>>575457524
why do you have a bank consultant? is your net worth $2m+?
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>>575457480
>next week literally 2x the volume of currently available stock gets unlocked
No. Unless we get explosive earnings for every other stock, and they have some kind of news on their earnings call, SPCX baggies are in for a deep Uma dick in their ass. Might actually see 80 if unlocked holders decide to sell.
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>>575457573
if Kitasan does not know sex, then why does she know this dance?
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>>575457458

Decidedly mediocre. It mostly exists for whales wanting to move past Kitasan (fronts can run like Maru+Tachy+Teio in GL). The 35 special priority is evil, I've had enough of FM not showing up on wit already.
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>Kitasan if she was a mare and miler
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>>575457182
Up 11.5k. Mostly on AXON, which is up nicely.
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>>575457663
Why are you like this?
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>>575457852
Instinct.
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>>575457827
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>>575457985
If you don't start the room early I won't stay in the room. These rooms fill up in less than a minute, no reason not to start them instantly
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What is every club worst drama since its creation, /uma/?
Like umaoooo being the original poacher club, Autis/uma/ being cucked by their ex-danchou, Dacchis cheating on Danchou Cup, Uma&Co being the schizos residence, Mambo, etc
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>>575457879
is maru + tach better than maru + kitasan?
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>>575458046
We're in Kasamatsu... on a dirt track... as fruits.
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>>575457524
Your bank advisor probably just wants to earn a fat commission.
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>>575458254
If you want to highroll with the 35 speciality priority of Maru then yes.
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>>575458249
CUMA making a spreadsheet (fine) then recruiting from discord, everything else is lame
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All of you post like mentally ill teenaged women
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>>575458249
Some clubs just don't have Drama, can't think of anything about UmaDash other than they have a sloptuber and their Danchou posts AI Bakushins. But that isn't really drama.
Same for /Uma/Club their only drama is one guy seething about their Danchou being a leech.
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Is /uma/ ready for the last free tenner of the hello tachyon banner
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>>575458562
im going to get raped so no
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>>575458427
I like Emilia
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>>575458562

I've sparked twice, I have everything I need. I'll gladly take more LH LB's though. My life is stress free.
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>>575458562
is this really the last tenner
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>>575458562
i already gave up the free pulls were nothing but 9 r 1 SR I'll have to use the shart
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What's the chance I'll get free Tachyon from teio pulls
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since when is she Irish?
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>>575458719
cousin are you for real
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>>575458562
I will get my second spark with it
I will have lb3 tachy and mlb hello unless I luckshit
should I use a crystal or keep rolling? I can spark again
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>>575458719
torena... Finemo being Irish is like 40% of her personality, the other 50% is ramen
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>>575458719

Anon, FM is Irish horse same as Doto. She was uma Princess of Ireland but they fairly recently backtracked on that and changed to lines to be princess of some unnamed country.
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>>575458719
anon?
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>>575458562
Yeppers, MLB Tach in 20 minutes and I can finally play GL
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>>575458719
This neigha can't be for real
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>>575458663
For Tachyon/LH
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>>575458702
0.02
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>>575458702
bout this much
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Years ago... I was Irish.
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>>575457663
that's a pretty good idea, i'm gonna start doing that
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>>575444593
This is lowkirkenuinely fucked up
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>>575458702
Someone here will get one, and it will be someone who already has MLB Tachyon
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>>575458535
The AI bakushin post is probably the worst ritual post here
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>>575458820
if you have to pick Tachyon, MLB LH is good but maxxing Tachyon will free you a borrow, that said i wish you good luck and hope either spooks you
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>>575444152
I made one of my favorite dishes today by chance
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>>575458994
and her name was gluaiseacht mhín
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>>575459265
do you think oguri and spe have to pay extra to eat at any place
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>>575459239
mhín indeed
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Is festival Tamamo good? Her unique looks amazing, anchors but with no positioning requirements
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I don't like Fine Motion.
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>>575459473
we know shakky
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>>575459473
Nobody says this
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>>575459473
I don't like you
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>>575459473
Doto...
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I don't like umas with big boobs that also expose them
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>>575458719
Larp larp larp sahur fr blud plays umamusume through instagram reels
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>>575459182
The /uma/non gleefully enjoys the sacrilegeous fermented slop harvested fresh from the depths of hell
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>>575459473
You love her.
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>>575458994
About her ear, is Fine a mare or stallion?
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>>575459182
is pasta with parmesan really that good?
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>>575459735
Fine is ugly
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>>575459735
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>>575459780
As long as the stuff is high quality yeah. Very filling too
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>>575459610
i'm gay btw
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>>575459735
Intersex https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_gonadal_dysgenesis
Mare, but she has a genetic condition that made her infertile.
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>>575459735
She's Irish
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I love my wife.
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>>575460051
Wtf does that mean she's a horse futanari?
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I wish I could meet umama in real life but she's from the Philippines and I'm from America
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I will get the last Tachyon I need
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>>575460156
your wife looks UGLY
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GOLD CITY LOVE
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>>575460183

How do you jump from the fact that the horse couldn't get pregnant due to genetics to horse dick?
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>>575460183
She has a horse pussy but she can't give you uma children
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be honest guy, I had a ultra dogshit 390/400 only 1 hello and 1 tachyon and no pick so far. I only have 1 ssr xtal, should I cope with 3lb tachyon? and wait the 6 rainbows xtal event?
I am never sparking cards again unless I have 3 full sparks
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>>575460290
dont xy instantly give you a dick?
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>>575458819
>>575458832
>>575458863
>>575458871
>>575458892
>>575459661
I dont have her so I genuinely didnt know lol
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>>575460369
3lb is copable..... but just get a tachyon from the tenner today bro. I believe!
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>>575460369
just take the L and auto the scenario in B finals. carat income is basically the same
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>>575460369
3lb is cope but bearable
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>>575460183
She has no male genitalia and a non-functional female one, not a true hermaphrodite.
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>>575460183 (the raped)
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>>575460183
I know what you are
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>>575460369
what's rainbow crystal event?
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7 and it's over
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>>575458994
Is that so?
thank you. See you
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Fine Motion would support mass deportation
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>>575460271
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>>575460301
i'd settle for ningen children, i guess
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RICKEY HAPPY SUPER LUCKY
RICKEY HAPPY SUPER LUCKY
RICKEY HAPPY SUPER LUCKY
RICKEY HAPPY SUPER LUCKY
RICKEY HAPPY SUPER LUCKY
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>>575459735
She's whatever troon equivalent for horses
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>>575460593
Kill this guy
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>>575460593
She's cuter than the average ningen
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Fine Motion being a princess makes no sense, why would a future queen stay in japan forever to cook ramen
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the Irish looks like THIS?
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your final chance to pull 3 tachs in one tenner
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>>575460572
Wrong image. Once again, 7 and it's totally over
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Niggas really be thinking they wouldn't be losers in the umaverse just like they are over here
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>>575460791
But Im a Currenbro... I will definitely get Rs again, can game give me SR pasas please.
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Reset Haru Urara
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>>575460857
hey
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>>575460797
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It's time
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It's a new day!
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>>575460572
I'M THE BUG INSIDE YOU
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fuck me
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Actually curious if they're going to somehow fit in even more this year.
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>>575460772
I would lick her umanko
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Ai's back is so lewd
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HOLY
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annnnnnnnd nothing
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>>575460439
hahahahaha....
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>>575460725
nyooooo
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>>575460791
>>575460884
And I got another set of trash
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...
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MLB LH, 0LB Tachyon, it's over
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Nothing.
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do I keep rolling or use a crystal? 0/200 exchange points
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cool see you next week
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LIGHT HELLO
THIS IS THE LAST OF MY FREE ROLLS
UTATEKUREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Where's my restraint...
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this... was the last free pull in LH banner right? just to schedule my suicide
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>>575461193
Crystal obviously
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SECOND TACH
NOW TO JUST PITY MY THIRD
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>>575461090
COPE BROS!!!! NEVER STOP GAMBLING
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>>575444593
Should I stone this or can I just redeem it on 2nd anni instead with tickets?
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>>575460857
leave the mob umas to me
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>60 free pulls
>1 hello
>0 tachyon (don't care whatsoever)
not sure i will even bother finishing the spark just for 5-10 TE
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guh
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3LB tachyon in 200 pulls…can spark to MLB, no copies of light hello. guess I’m borrowing her for all of grand concert. I could get 0lb light hello and use a crystal but leaning towards just borrowing LH
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you dont need restraint nigga, just take concentration
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I have MLB Tachy and 2LB Hello, should I finish this pity to add more for Hello? My instinct is no, despite not being far away
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>>575461305
You just baited 5 lucklet anons into dropping another spark
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At least I got a random tachyon from a single roll….
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Sweep Tosho, now that's one sexy mare...
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Final report
400 rolls
5 LH, 3 Tachyon
exchange points into 2 Tachyon now
MLB Both, 110k Carats remain
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOO LB1
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that should be enough haha
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>>575461394
Personally, I'd say no. If you were at like 180 or something I'd say yes.
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>>575461394
no
also explode fuck you
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>>575461325
3LB is slightly better than sweepy (sidegrade after this scenario)
MLB is when she's actually good
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4 copies of Tachyon and 1 Light Hello
Trade the last one for MLB and leave Light Hello at 0LB?
Should I continue?.
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Final result after 200 pulls:
2LB Light Hello
2LB Tachyon
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>>575461394
No. 2LB LH is the stopping point. Save your 50 rolls
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>200 pulls
you deserve it
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finally MLB tachyon! :D ^^ xD
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Is it really 4 gold stam debuffs per room? I don't wanna remake this xogger
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what was the minimum for LH to be usable? LB2?
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>>575461323
>6 copies of LH
yep, you can laugh at me
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400
7 LH, 6 Tachyon
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>>575461548
How often are you getting your unique with that wit?
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>>575461498
I’d pity tachyon and leave LH at 0. I have the same thing, but with 3LB tachyon before spark and no light hello
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>>575461604
0, but 1 and 2lb both give an upgrade
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>>575461548
yes, at 600 stam she is going to die nigga
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>>575461491
Sweepy won't give me the skill so I'm still okay with it. Sweepy is a good statstick too.
>after this scenario
Yeah by the time this scenario is over. 2nd anni is on the horizon and I can use ticket on her.
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>3/5
bet i could high roll 1 million at this point

>>575461604
0LB
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Last pull status?
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>>575446907
Holy shit you actually blessed my pull!
3 Tachyon and 2 LH in 200 pulls, I just need a crystal to MLB Tachyon now
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I'm not even halfway through replacing the TTs...
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account status?
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My 1 million score.... nyo...
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>>575461604
for Tachyon, 1LB is the first goal, and then MLB is the second goal
Light Hello just gets gradually better with each LB but 2LB is probably ideal
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>>575461636

Anon, don't fall for the gaslight. Wit softcaps at like 600 and basically hard caps at 900, beyond that the skill activation chance increase is like 0.x% per 100. Also because CM track has no downhills there's not even downhill mode which is the other major feature of wit.
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>>575461664
depending on your plan there are better cards to REDEEM like paamaa or ruby
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>>575461767
safu
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>>575461767
Intact because Tachyon doesn't even last a whole scenario before getting powercrept lol
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>>575461696
3LB tachyon, 200 pity, zero light hellos. I can MLB tach after the free pulls end on teio and just borrow LH all scenario right. Rip borrowing SMARU oh well
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Nyoo...
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>>575461837
That's only for parentshit and I'm not whaling for niche card. Auto does jackshit with 0lb card too.
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>LB3 Tachyon in 200 pulls
>No crystal so i had to do 150 more pulls for last copy because i got Teio'd
Well, at least i saved 50 pulls. MLB+LB2 in 350 is still good, but so annoying that id have to wait 2 months for the crystal. If only i didn't take a break during mant...
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>>575461840
that's a good way to cope with not having a decent pace/medium speed card that has 2 SP bonus on top of that
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>>575461767
see >>575461350

>>575461956
no it's for gold skills for aces because the cards are bad and/or 90% effective at 1LB
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Nice...
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>>575461704
I had barely 60k and ended up with 45k left with MLB Tachyon and Rickey
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>>575461636
pretty much 90% of the time (i'm running 2 fronts)
sub 1k wit on xogger is only dangerous when the track doesn't have a good 4th recovery
>>575461662
fuck you surely the meta will change to dominator debuffers instead
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Guess I am done?
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Is Tachyon still useful after GL for pace chasers?
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>>575462012
it having medium corners and straights really doesnt make it a medium card dude
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>>575462012
Pokke and Condor do a better job than Tachy, sorry that you had to dump 400 pulls
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so are free rolls over for this banner over now? don't tell me the next 40 are on banana falko
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How can I get parents with 1200 stamina with auto mode? I don't play graded league. I'm using this deck and GL but at best I've gotten 900 stam. Any advice?
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>>575462107
nyes
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>>575462107
yes
>>575462157
>so are free rolls over for this banner over now?
yes
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>>575443447
>>575443534
>>575443560
>>575443565
>>575443570
>>575443595
>>575443637
>>575443807
>>575443930
I will never forgive Shiraoki
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at least the humiliation ritual is complete
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>>575462107
for pace chasers she's useful for a whole calendar year
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>>575462098
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>>575462046
The slot are just getting tight with wit premi+ramonu+goddess that I don't see much benefit tanking stats with niche card. You say it's effective at 1LB, not 0LB that you got from redeeming pick ticket too.
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>>575462012
>a decent

Tachyon has absurd rainbow bonus and high special priority. Despite what some gaslighter try to say it's the strongest speed card even for general purposes and remains so until Pasa releases in 1,5 scenarios. And even at that point the strongest speed deck is Pasa+Tachyon, the era of Kitasan is over. Fronts use Maru because skills though.
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>>575462171
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wait. I forgot the other 40 support cards. fuck what if i get another tachyon there
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Club rewards are in a couple days right? And then we have the event? I’m not bricked? I can still play the game?
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>pedal to the metal
what kind of name is that bro
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>>575462107
i think tachyon and pasa become a staple until speed teio? just seeing the pic i guess you use tachyon for paces and SiL for everyone else
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>>575461696
I don't want to talk about it
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>>575462274
there are multiple tickets though :^)
and they are usable at 0LB, especially ruby
>I don't see much benefit tanking stats with niche card
skill game not stat game
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>>575462243
diddy blud got baited by shiraoki-sama
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wait, Legacy of the Strong doesn't activate on stam anymore? Did that literally JUST get added?
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I got more copies of wit Taishin from this banner than Light Hello...
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>>575462282
>The era of Kitasan is over
Get a load of this guy
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>>575462151
Nobody is pulling pokke but whales when pasa is around the corner
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ohhhhhhhh stolen valor oooooooooh I'm autoing cheevos
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>>575462151

Yes Condor is stronger as the next powercreep speed card. Too bad it releases in fucking May next year, anon.
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200 rolls + 1 rainbow crystal
MLB Tachyon
3LB Light Hello

I got one crystal and 43k carats leftover, went well for me
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>>575461696
saved my brick account I can finally play GL
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le sigh....
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>>575462107
4 fucking hint levels
Last CM I learnt how guts Bakushin is so fucking strong for sprint with high hint levels. This one should be the same.
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>>575462436
late and end mains should have enough saved to pull for both
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go, my retard, win to the extreme
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>>575462380
If it's actually skill game. Rickey would beat xogger since she has 7 skills requirement compared to xogger with 4. Yet I don't see that.
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>the era of Kita is over, this time for sure
lol, this ain't happening until 3.5 anniversary when SiL comes out and the powercreep era begins
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Good enough surely
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Total CHUDCEL genocide WHEN???
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400 rolls
3LB Hello
0LB Tachyon
both exchanges available, i guess i'll just go for another spark, since i have only one spare crystal
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>>575462558
nah, it happens with Pasa
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Welp. Needed all 600 pulls to get Tachyon to MLB.

I got the same number of copies of Tachyon Speed as I did of Sweepy Speed SSR. Incredible. Guess I cant pull Yeppers this year. She was just an oshi pick anyway...
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>942k
What was the cut off?
Am I safe this week?
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>>575462558
No one will be running Kita with Pasa man
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Bros, should I crystal my 3LB tachyon to MLB after the teio rolls and use my spark, as I have no light hello? Or just lock my borrow slot all scenario.
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>tfw you went from lb2 to MLB tach and she gives you the first lvl 4 hint
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poop
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>Pull on it Tachyon/Hello banner through all my free pulls: Zero luck
>Free Pulls end, burn all my Carats for two sparks. Get one copy of Hello and one Tachyon
>Leave Hello at 0LB, burn two rainbow Crystals on Tachyon to make her MLB
>Turns out we get another free pull today
If this had been Tachyon I would have spat my fucking dummy lol
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Hi guys, since free rolls are over and I could really use some advice

Sparked twice on the banner, LH is MLB and this is tachyon after redeeming the sparks. What should I do about her remaining sparks? I have one rainbow crystal and like 15 shards so it feels like

>choice A, keep rolling and risk getting LH dupes when shes MLB
>choice B, use the crystal and wait out the second crystal being done
>choice C, cut losses and move on and have a useless 2LB tachyon staring at me from my deck
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>>575462451
I should have said I already got a decent card for speed, Tachyon is a good card you got nothing but SRs,
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>>575462669
still relevant for check tracks and front/end
nobody will pull teio wit
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>>575462616
CHUDCEL here, please do not post abuse unless it's femdom. Thanks.
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>>575462697
>I knew we had +60 pulls but I went with 210 total
Retard

>>575462724
wait for teio pulls to be over then ask again
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>>575462501
I hope you don't pull a tachyon from the free tachyon pulls bwo
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SC, Maru or MR CB 0* for the free SSR? dont plan to spark or xtal any of this cards just 0*
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>>575462620
If i were you I’d just borrow tachyon mlb and call it a day

>>575462724
If your only good speed card is kita, I’d crystal to 3lb
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>>575462696
>>575462697
not all trainers are created equal
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>>575462838
the tachyon pulls are over....
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>>575462773
Fronts will still probably rather be using Maru over Kita, ends will probably prefer Pocket.
I agree that Teio wit is a meme though, anyone telling you to pull for that card is gaslighting
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>>575462724
C seems dumb, i'd finish MLB one way or other
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>>575462898
>>575462838
I mean Teio...
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>>575462913
nvm yeah i'm retard
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Is it fine to cope with LB1 LH
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>>575462724
We still have 40 rolls on Teio wit and you might get lucky there, take it easy
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>>575462994
Yeah
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>275 rolls of nothing but just 1* Tachyon and 0* Hello

And I’m too paranoid in using my crystal or spark because of the possibility of being spooked during the Teio banner
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>>575462639
you still use Kita as your second speed card over Tachyon, Maru, Pokke, or any specialized speed card since way better ones are released for every style by then in a different category (especially in wit) and having a power bonus helps a lot when you're using speed sparks to break the scenario cap even further
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>>575462724
Take the L. but still waits until all rolls are over, who knows if you unluck yourself in that rolls. saving this 2 rainbows xtals equal to 400 rolls brwo
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>>575462867
>different advice for two people in the same situation
ah yes
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>>575462987
dont worry, we all are
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>>575462669
>>575462558
I wonder what deck would I be playing by then assuming I havent dropped the game.
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it's over
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>>575462971
I'll take the risk
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/uma/ really thinks speed Maru is gonna see any use in the future when that card dies the moment wit Bourbon with gold groundwork is released
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KUSOGE
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If I don’t redeem my 200 pull reward will it just disappear? My pull plan accounts for getting to 400 includes the upcoming carats im a bit worried I’ll forget or something retarded somehow
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>>575463183
you use both
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>>575463132
How come you have so few tickets fellow hoardgod
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>>575463162
thats not true its lower than that
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>>575463197

It converts to clovers when banner ends.
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>>575463157
erm you're fine tho? just use a shart
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I ended up doing 550 pulls
The only saving grace is i got my third copies of both CBT and Smaru so there's that
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>>575463162
I am a gbf player, that 1% is ironically high chances for a SSR
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>>575463197
They will turn into clovers to remind you to never be retarded so never be retarded
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>>575462812
I forgot about this extra sneaky pull, I thought it was already all over.

Half the thread was full of people pulling yesterday, so I don't think I'm alone.
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>>575463015
NTA but what do you mean by that?
is the spark counter shared eve if you cant use the 40 free rolls on tach/lb banner?
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>>575463226
I have no clue, might have used them during the early days and Im not winning that much in CMs only got 3 plats
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Its insane how some of you are dumping these many rolls in a card that will be relevant in GL and GM, when Ramonu is going to come in ETA 4 months
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now that everyone sparked you can give yellow falco 1 (one) (uno) (ichii) 10 pull
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>>575463183
>Solid Preparation support
>liquid trainee
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>>575463331

He means you can theoretically luckshit your way into any SSR in Teio's banner, LH/Tachyon are in the pool already.
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>>575462724
Id crystal

People hoard crystals way too hard. The next banner you'll roll on is ramonu which has 0 spooks and is 5 months from now
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I regret sparking golshit, I have to xtal my tachyon and my hello is 1lb
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What are chances of pulling featured banner SSR only once in 400 rolls?
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>>575463157
>>575463285
I'm wondering if I should just get LH copies and main fronts instead....
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>>575463331
I mean when Teio banner starts the Tachyon SSR enters the overall card pool and you can hit offbanner luckshit from it, the chance is minuscule but it can happen
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>>575463387
yeah let's just save all our carrats for supports that come out in 3 more years because they're way stronger than what we have now
retard
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>>575463387
Kita was my only proper speed card, no regrets
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>>575462724
if you arent a pace main i'd just take the L
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What LB does Ramonu need?
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>>575463387
that's still enough time to save gwo
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>>575462439
Hi sexy. You'll have to come home in like 20 pulls cuz I'm kinda broke
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600 rolls both MLB, kinda average right?

>>575463419
I would like to have falco, but she is a dirt uma... that's very very sad, i like her
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>>575463387
you can save 3 sparks from now till Ramonu comes out bwo
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>>575463419
sure, lend me $20
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>>575463493
Depends... one of the specific ones, or either?
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But the spark redemption deadline is how many days away?

I want to wait until the end of the free rolls before I use it up
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>>575463546

MLB. The card has no clear thresholds, it scales all stats pretty evenly and gains big bonuses every LB.
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>>575462724
Use one rainbow crystal and use a second one or a selector when you get it. Unless you've got Carats to burn, in which case pull for another spark.

>>575462812
>>575463015
>>575463063
I'm pretty sure Tachyon and Hello don't get added to the pool until their banner ends so you can't get them in the Teio banner. If you want them, you need to go on their banner.
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>>575463387
Ramonu is in a banner sharing with no one

Its one of the safest banners to roll in
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>>575463387
Four months away with no cards and few good uma the entire scenario
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>>575463546
another MLB or bust
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>>575463612
Just 1 Light Hello for example.
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Its insane how some of you are dumping these many rolls in cards that will be irrelevant when Almond Eye drops in ETA 2 years
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>>575463419
I did yesterday and
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>>575463387
I've been hoarding for like 6 months i still have 130k
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>>575463510
Your umas? Your oshis? Or are you only interested in meta, if that's the case then keep pulling the PNGs then
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>>575463678
why do you just type shit without knowing a thing
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>MLB LH
I guess it's nice enough. Luckily I'm not a pacekek so I can skip Tach
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>>575463546
MLB for max hint level
you want to buy her skills ASAP for her unique
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>>575463189
Holy fuck, someone with worse luck than me. Nice
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>>575463387
just save bro
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>>575463736
The odds of only getting a single copy of Tachyon OR Light hello in 400 is around 1.5%.
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>>575463793
page?
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arent we getting 4 more days of 10 pulls what are you guys doing
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>>575463419
I have base falco and we are very happy

>>575463754
From what I can tell the uma aren’t great except for my oshii SEEKING DA PEARRLLLL
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>>575463063
What exactly are you crystal hoarders waiting for?
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>>575463849
not on this banner
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>>575463836
Guess I was really lucky to his these odds.
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>>575463652
>I'm pretty sure Tachyon and Hello don't get added to the pool until their banner ends so you can't get them in the Teio banner.
I was going to grudgepost you in 6 hours and a half but I can go check the current banner to find the previous banner's cards on it.
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>ramonu
Calculator says i can get 600 rolls for her, but she is in three months and i have like 50 rolls
Is it possible? Sounds unlikely??? wtf
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>>575463841
umacaratcalculator.com
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>>575463873
is just for him, he got mlb hello, he can cope with tachyon borrow
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>>575463652
I thought you could, as I’ve seen uma spooks from one banner on another later banner while the og was up
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>>575463883
nta but it's still kinda dumb to use a crystal now
imagine if you got spooked in teio free pulls, you'd want to kys
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>>575463973
the game gives you like 200 per month with big events
>>
BAKER SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>575463652
You forgot your Oguriface
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>>575463936
I was barely "luckier" than you on the riko rice banner only getting a single (off banner of course) SSR in 200 pulls. That was 1.3%.
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>>575463858
>From what I can tell the uma aren’t great

What are you babling about? There's multiple meta ace and/parent umas coming up in short order, some remain relevant in JP to this day. Blaze Brian, CB, Sakura Laurel, Neo Universe, Kitasan white, Pearl.
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>>575463973
Umalator is kinda doo doo
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Whenever I see a Finemo pic I immediately imagine it's a retard posting
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>>575463962
The previous banner has ended though, the Tachyon banner will still be going.
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>>575463973
you get something like 100 free rolls on her
and yes you can but you will have to save up pretty much everything
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>>575463973
Possible and there’s 100 free rolls on her. Grand concert is a saving scenario anyway
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>Max limit of image replies has been reached.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAKER DACCHI WE NEED YOU
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>>575463063
>saving this 2 rainbows xtals equal to 400 rolls brwo
utter nonsense, 200 pulls gets you 2.5 on average so a crystal is worth 80 pulls/12k
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nyes bwos keep holding
don't even try to go into CM with a passable team nyes
think of le SPOOKS nyes
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>>575464136
The banners overlapped, I will grudgepost you in a quarter of a day.
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>>575463742
I'd be kind of excited to get Bright. She's cute and has a cool gimmick.
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>>575463602
Not to mention some of us still have most or all of our spark crystals
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>>575463973
It assumes you do dailies everyday. You do play everyday right...?
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>>575463973
it also counts tickets
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>>575464205
>implying xoguri with 7 dwboofwrs is hard to make
>>
YOU HAVE TO BAKE NOW
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>>575464171
>>575464151
>>575464054
ok i'm hoarding bros
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>>575463973
You get around 3 sparks worth of roll per scenario until they start releasing 3 scenarios a year instead of 2
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>>575464103
I forgot CB wasn’t in GM
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>>575463470
>>575463509
i see, but does it share the spark counter?
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Dia thread please
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>>575464197
the guy just ultra lucklet? 2 rainbows are in fact 400 rolls saving
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bread me
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post your rolls HERE
>>575212937
>>575212937
>>575212937
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if a new thread isn't up in the next 30 seconds I'm going to shit
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>>575464320
Of course not, it's a different banner
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Surely I won’t get Tachyon from the remaining 40 rolls after I used a crystal…
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>>575464297
good luck
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>>575464516
>>575464516
>>575464516
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>>575464375
kys
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>>575464375
posted it again award
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>>575461619
EXPLODE WHALE



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