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it's crazy how we spent TWO whole annis before autowe lived like CAVEMEN bwos
Good morning bwos
>>575897136Machitan! Thx baker
I guess /uma/ would be toxic to my open leauge guri..
>>575897087>Autotraining while asleepOh. Ok that makes more sense.
>brown fuku optaishin posters found brutally beaten and unconscious off the side of the highway
>>575897315Nothing a Tashin testoooo cant fix
I waited until I was 18 before posting on 4chan
We fucked
New game mode kinda blows except for Light Hello being bangin'.
>>575897443
>>575897410I've been posting on 4chan since I was 8, its really not all that different aside from the crazies mostly being relegated to /v/
>>575897507I forgot the picture. Now I look like an idiot!!!
>>5758975708?????
>>575897443This is NOT digitan.
>>575897680yeah, 2008
I've come to terms with the fact that I am an eternal shitter loser that can't even hit Ug in Huge Concert while a fucking random tumblr artist on Twitter can.I will be quiet quitting. Basically running a few auto runs a day, until the current danchou one day rolls over and dies, and then the new danchou inevitably gets greedy and kills the comfy club by assigning quotas and then kills meI think I should have come to this conclusion much earlier when I realized I only had 2 plats so far, one of them being a sprintslop and the other longslop
>>575897560
>>575897671Verxina's boobs are kinda lackluster compared to Gentildonna's...
blackpilled again
>>575897398>>575897672I could never handle being taishin's torena because I'd get an instant hard on from her insulting me at any point.>>575897707I'm sorry anon but the designated baby thread is /utg/, not here
Show me your CM Christmas Oguri builds anons. I know you have them and I want to see the face of what's going to kick my teeth in.
me on my way to debuff my enemies (I have G dirt)
>>575897443>digi93huoly please post digi61
>>575897754I got a Ug in auto just now lol
I can't believe we have to play 6 CMs in this scenario. Holy shit.
next jiggumshttps://jiggie.fun/0xNdqB>https://jiggie.fun/0xNdqBhttps://jiggie.fun/0xNdqBand the next while im doing stuffhttps://jiggie.fun/volVaF>https://jiggie.fun/volVaFhttps://jiggie.fun/volVaF
Ummmm I tried to schedule gold city for the jbc classic but the schedule changed to say the "bbc classic" instead and when she won I wasn't invited to the after-party?
>>575897443>>575898068digi69
I'm tired of failing to farm sparks bros...
>>575898025
I want to play games with Taishin in the afternoon, and then sex games with Taishin at night.
>>575898178Picking your pink spark can't come soon enough
>>575898068
>>575898254Digitan wouldn't wear fetish wear like this...
>>575897910I will give her my green.
>>575898162
>>575898124This happened to me with Espoir City after the JBC Sprint
They call me the nightlooper.......
She makes anything look good, including competition swimsuits
ikuno..........................
>>575897560>>575897763Digitan... easy on the googoo babies...
can't wait for Ramonu to come out so I don't have to see Fine Motion's ugly ass ever again (not that she shows up to wit often anyways), I'll double stone her if possible FM was the biggest gaslight this game has ever seen. Creek in comparison (she was the other support everyone was rerolling for) adds immense value to your account, because even if she's not needed but, when she is, she is the best at it, but Fine Motion? despite being called "best wit in the game gwo" she gets mogged by many SRs and fucking 1LB CBpeople cope with "b-but what about muh TE" but that overrated stat isn't enough to carry this terrible card
Is there a tldr for grand live? I don't want to watch a 20-40 minute video of some nerd rambling.
>>575898398Digi's crevice...
>>575898610You gonna use NN or CB or Bourbon? From what I remember, you're supposed to use her alongside a specialist Wit card and FiMo is still BiS for Pace Chasers
>>575898092Don't rub it in pleaseOr else I'm gonna have a melty and shit my pants and post umaporn
>>575898641watch witdude
>actually filtered by GL's RNGMaybe nu unity is fine for this CM. I'm against XOguris anyway so not like it would matter
>>575898641Seriru has a video on it that's literally 2 minutes long
>>575897231
>>575898809Too big
>>575898789GLUG GLUG
>>575898610Post dck
Buy it.
>>575898641recommended cards in image, usually you want to go only 2 speed 3 wit and ssr light hellothe most important is to get friendships to orange as fast as possible, training with rainbows gives you 2 different kind of points to use in the shop so you can get as much music as possibleand after that there is which is the most important music to get as soon as possible to get bigger numbers, but this you can look up later
>>575898489here's your sparks bro
Late night Cafe
>>575898713"she's for pace chasers bwo" is also a lie, she only has speed star in an agemasen event that always triggers at the worst time possible to drain your energy, and speed star isn't that good of a skill either
What the FUCK is her problem?
>>575898858She's genuinely so fucking flat wtf
100 children
>>575898921It was unfortunately almost good. But only almost.
>>575899007I get why she's so rude all the time because I'd be mad as fuck if I was built like THIS while having creek as a roommate.
I fucking hate all of you
>>575898193
>digitan gets pregnant with your child>its a regular human boypostpartum depression would hit like a semi
>>575898641>>575898908oh right, forgot one step, different from MANT in this you want to race as little as possible to get rainbow training and points, so just focus on the crowns G1s
>>575899093How are you going to feed 100 children
>>575899176>wake up>get titmogged>go to bed>get titmogged24/7...
>>575898610I'm annoyed by her lack of hint frequency more than anything.>>575898641Train a lot, skip optional races unless the turn is dead or you really want your unique leveled up. Various songs have a token cost with one of these four values, try to have a safety net of 21 in most of them at anytime. Find friendship bonus songs and skill point bonus songs as early as possible.
>>575899007unflatten taishin
>>575899216I wish you a good weekend!
>>575899176Being that much smaller than Creek is like the #1 fantasy of her fans though, Taishin is like the perfect self insert
>>575899236just make another child bro
He looped?
>>575899007Taishin naizuri...
>>575899007
>>575899007I know it's so fucking hot
>>575899176Bro why are you imagining yourself as Taishin...
Odds I jack offEvens I jack offDubs I wait 50 minutes and do a manual run in URA
>>575899007>>575899575Flatties...
>>575899587AIIIIIIEEEEEEE SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>575899560
>>575898752Dew it, faggot.
flatties are the lowest of the low
so it's been like a week since auto implemented, do you guys have god parents yet
>>575899693
>>575899693>>575899560God I wish I was posting on UmaFaqs or whatever this is
>>575899584because I'm being empathetic and realising that her situation probably fucking sucks from her perspective.
>>575899745No but at least I'm not a flatliner anymore
>>575898752awwww I didn't mean to rub it in...that much.>>575899708NOT ME
>>575899320Not really, because Taishin doesn't want that kind of attention. Tamamo or Inari, who at least don't seem to mind it too much, are better inserts. Or, you know, the Trainer.
Howdy, queers!
>>575898858
>>575899991I feel like Taiki has a nice musky bush
guys, i'm addicted to doing auto runs, how do i stop?
>>575899693Huge missed opportunity not making the Umazing button grayed out.>>575898752>>575899948I lied, it was me.
>>575900095I don't think you should stop, I think you should make 5 accounts and join my club
>>575900095That's the neat part. You don't!
>>575899974Your Trainer(probably) isn't 145cm
>>575900095Do whatever you want.
One of the greatest characters ever created.
do we get another free 10 rolls tomorrow?
>>575900258Honestly? True
>>5759002301st person self-insert. He can be whatever height I want.
Check em
>>575900258One of the greatest umankos I've sampled as well
>>575900258unlike the annoying maya cunt thats up in EU hours, this post here is actually correct
Ok gwos, so how do I start auto looping from scratch? I'm assuming I should pick a turf+dirt uma but which scenario first, and with what kind of parents??
>>575900316>the rickey numbersgwos, is this the end of the shiraoki era?
how is it auto if i have to trigger the run?
>get the special concert from playing the scenario well>still cant cap speedwhat is this fucking horrendous scenario dude
>>575900332>Wanting to fuck the special ed horse instead of Aoi
>>575900423One of the worst characters ever created.
>>575899745No. I got 1 set of 3* Sparks and the Legacies were shit so it's like 3 STA, 3 SPD, 1 SPD.On the up side I've gained about 60 million fans since auto dropped.
>>575900484>special edQuite mean
>>575900484It's not her fault her trainer's such a musclehead
>>575900258I don't remember what her deal is outside of being most likely autistic and really liking turtles but sure. she's cute.
>xoggers>creek>summer mcqueen>tachyon>all paceshow do we make a longslop TT uma if the only ones capable of surviving long races with their tank kit are all paces?>fantasy grass is latewho the fuck rolled for fantasy grass
>>575900095I think you should eat your vegetables.
is rickey chinese
>>575899745I wouldn't say god parents, but in back-to-back autos, I went from getting this Tachyon that may be good for general use later but works for Hog >>575860330 to a "guess I'm prepping for L'Arc" parent with NYOpera. Pleasant change of pace after my dozen Ryan autoruns yesterday just to get a decent medium spark from her.
>>575900363Trve
>>575900523
>>575900380I started in URA and went back and forth with Unity for a while to load up on scenario skill sparks. You want to get some dirt pinks in your bloodline as well because you'll run out of natural hybrids.
90% of auto'ers quit before hitting it big
>>575900572For me the main appeal is seeing her trainer watching over her. It's so cute.
>>575899745It started out ok, I just went for the basic racing spirit sparks in URA and they were coming out pretty often so I looped them and got some extra Aoharu ones to boot.But now I'm doing it in GL and it feels like they're just not passing on anymore. Is there like a hidden bonus to getting them if you run the scenario they come from or do I just need to keep rolling the dice? They're not the spirit+ version either.
>>575900572>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93YThis lucky bastard got to die and reincarnate as an uma.
I just came to Rickey and got hit with post nut clarity Feng Shui is good for your lifeI will commit to rearrange my furniture tomorrow
>>575900363I don't think that's trve but her outfit does look very cute on other umas
>>575900901Meek watching the fish, Aoi watching her horsedaughter, both happy.
feng shui is fake and gay
Autism is cute when its affecting a pretty girl
Can we all just collectively pretend this CM doesn't existno one likes Xoggerslop anyway
problem isn't necessarily hoggerslop, just hoggerslop combined with dirtslop (no umas)
>>575901109jews say this
>>575901020feng shui IS actually good for you if you don't have religion or some bullshit like astrology to fall back on. and I say this without even being a rickey fan
>>575901175Also the high stamina requirement
>>575899745r8 my generic parents, until I cook something better these two will breed whatever uma I make
>>575901175and grand live
>>575901274we love grand live here
>>575901298no we don't
>>575901020Don't forget to paint your east wall red.
>>575899745This Dober is the best borrow getter that I've had, but my GGP line has kind of stalled out for a while. Feels like I'll never get the scenario skills I want saturated, let alone move on to shit like PTO 777 and GW.
>>575901110
>>575901298me too i love nonstop vocal and passion lessons without any way to play around the mechanics
>>575901369skill issue I'm afraid
>>575901417it's my dream to one day be skilled enough that the game just decides not to steal the same tokens for 4 turns
>>575900651Just make them all paces who cares about positioning bonus unless youre trying to reach top 100
what's her end goal
>>575901553She wants to fuck, Doto is a pervert
>>575901553Doto is so sweet (like chocolate) and definitely not up to no good (like chocolate ski)
>>575900651I've been waiting for this moment
>>575901109>fake and gayso are you
>>575901553Benis inside vagoo
wish I could be a slut like doto...
>>575902026
>>5759020267 and you become a slut4 and Doto dies August 1st
Doto is not a slut, she's a bully.Stop this slander right now. N-NIGGERS
>>575902079I'M SO JEALOUS
Doto forgot what sex is...
>>575900651I got spooked by her but my cheerleader natty has the late long spot for now.
I consistently got SS and SS+ umas in MANT, Decent results in Unity(+). GL is fucking me raw. How the fuck am I supposed to get 1500 speed+? While hitting good wit? The caps being raised to absurd heights has completely fucked my perception of what is acceptable or not.Even with MLB Tachy and 3LB Hello none of this makes any sense. You need the stars to align even more than the shops in MANT?Like, I could deal with not always having 60% megaphones, but I've never had a MANT run where I only get guts notepads. This just feels like I'm dead if I don't get a jackpot (or at least BAR) on every slot machine pull.Was I scammed?
>>575897136
>>5759022343 speed buddy
>>575902026doto is not a slut but you can become one if you really want to, I guess.
>>5759022343 speedon a 20% speed growth uma
>>575902258What the fuck is this from
>>575902329wuwu
>>575902173Doto is so lovely
>>575902269>>575902318So are umas with less than 20% speed growth just done for? Are we doomed to be witless this scenario? I get a panic attack if I'm not hitting 1200 wit.
>>575902329That's the Dollet landing from Final Fantasy VIII.
>>575902513no you don't need to be a growtherjust play more so you understand better
>>575902446I'm disappointed that she didn't get the tree outfit and Rudolf didn't get a reindeer outfit.
Imagine falling in love with a villain Don't need to imagine, it's already real
is Doto the new umama AGP uma?
>>575902634AGP = Umama now?
None of you could ever suck dick as well as Spechud
>>575902513Here, your GL coded umas.
>>575902729I'm gonna prove you wrongjust sit back and relax.
Is feng shui good for you?
>>575902805>no xogOSHI GAMING
Bros... I wanted Copano Rickey and this happened instead...
>>575902969She saved you from bricking your account!
>>575902634there's more agp posters than that thing now. GL being boring has brought them back.
>>575902969why didn't you get her when she was rate up last week
I want to train Meeku.
>>575902969ur supposed to pull for the rate up banner you idiot
>>575902969is yellow falco even good, I read here cygays made her alts shit
Muddy green works on this CM?
>>575902969HOEEEEEEEH
>>575903003Brickey Rickey
>>575903003>>575903306
67
>>575903405No it's ^^05
>>575903201yellow alt is shit round alt is so powerful they nerfed it to be dirt only
>>575903419Epipipipipipi
>>575903405I really like her looks and voice but her lust for Ruby makes me feel like a kek so I have to ignore her now
>constantly able to listen to Falco's song because of the scenario>they're all mediocre to badWhy is she the designated idol anyway
>>575902634In a better timeline Doto would be Machans wife instead of a target of AGP...
was smart falco (the horse) really that popular? that he got the idol gimmick
Autis/uma/ will have ONE slot next month from a retiring dacchiIf you want to join a comfy a+ club. Then either wait for the 1st and apply in-game with /uma/ in your bio.Or if you wanna guarantee your spot. Just reply to this post with your id, and I'll add you on the first after our dacchi takes his leave
>>575902543nta, but help me understand...
Yes. Yes you did.Can time move faster, please?
>>575903582Position Zero! is kino though
>>575903405
>>575903704oh right, that's her songmy brain went directly to thinking about revue
I HATE HELIOS
>>575903629round falco was the VILLAIN all the other dirters were the HEROES trying to stop him
>>575903854Based Revue enjoyer
>>575903629Falco was a shitty turf horse that was smurfing on dirt races against farming horses
Cumming inside Helios.
>>575903629falco was so strong he was undefeated for either 12 races or 1 year i forgot, that race against transcend proved the horse is on another level + he's still aliveas for the idol gimmick in uma, i think the horse was also very popular, don't think oguri cap levels but it brought interest to dirt races
What should I spend the anniversary SSR voucher on? I already have Creek and Kitasan at 50.
>>575904120
Big uma agenda, but with small umas
>>575904114me after please?
>>575904201Depends on what cards you have. Post your SSRs
Should I just put up with Unity 2.0 for the 2000m+ CMs to get enough stamina?Fuck GL and acceleration skills are better anyways right?
there's only ONE REAL idol horse in this uma town
>>575903246Noppers. There are four terrain conditions: firm, good, soft, and heavy. CM17 is good, Muddy only covers soft and heavy.
>>575904556Why is there so much Oguri x Monster Hunter crossover?
Umas that would confront the cashier because I asked for no pickles in my burger, and there were still pickles?
> Having a hard time hitting 1600 speed on 0% growth umasI'm starting to think of taking 4 speed cards and only 1 wit
>>575904559>dirt + wet =/= mudNice logic cyjews
holy moly this wasn't even a high roll
Yes sex
Mambo, the Mambo has two spots for two new mambros! We are chill, despite the shit posting! Just remember to do your auto runs...
>>575904661Damp dirt isn't mud.
>>575904201Probably Maru or a good wit card.
>>575902547
>>575904201>>575904465
Why I am forced to borrow some retard card? I have my SSR Kitasan, Tachyon, LH, Creek, Finemo, CB, Maruzen, Neicha, Suzuka, Teio.All of them at MLB, I can fill an entire deck with my own cards, why do I need to borrow some retard card? They should allow me to use my own deck of 6 and the game should reward me with more carats and monies for it
>>575899745nope, but for once I feel like I know what I'm doing instead of auto pick parents and pray
>>575904767if you play fronts use it on bourbon wit
>>575904720>spoilermmmmmm nyo
>>575904767Finish your events.But also you have no good targets. Save it imo.
>>575900258wonder if she's gonna be playable after they named an actual horse her name.
>>575899745I feel like I'm not using auto properly, but I've never really grasped parent runs well either.
>>575904767>Bourbon wit 3LB>1.5 anni 3LBAnon... don't tell me you're cleating them...
What are some good wit cards to use when running VBourbon?
>>575899745I made a 30+ whites 9 speed uma for sprint/mile/dirt and got like 20 new followers before my current auto run was over. now aiming for stamina.
>>575902329Arknights Endfield
>>575904941CB
>>575904876
>>575904941fine mo and butt scratch
>>575904767nigga just buy an account you are brickedthat being saidCB at lb0 is already better than daiwa scarlet at mlb
>>575904941There isnt really a good front wit card. Just whatever has the best stat output for you (so the usual suspects of FM CB NN)
>>575904767There's nothing that instantly jumps out to me. The 3LB welfares are annoying, but not worth the voucher. Bakushin, Flower, and Finemo would be good if it was 2LB to 3LB. 0LB Maru isn't useful, but it would give you a start toward pulling on one of her reruns; same with Mr. CB. Maybe just hold for right now.
level 35 CB giga mogs a fully levelled Fine Motion but people are not ready to accept that
>>575905094But everyone already knows that, anon.
>>575904556Rice Shower!
>>575904941
>>575905094it's sunk cost fallacy from kawakami princess rollers who still recommend her, CB is a god tier card compared to FM
I can't believe how frustrating this shop is. Not being able to budget your coins and then begin 5 short from buying ANY song on the concert is such bullshit.I formally apologize to Trackblazer.
Why is Tachyon good? Can I swap her out for Kita or another speed card that actually gives me skills I need/want like SMaru when making fronts?
>>575905139COME ON CYGAYS1 MORE COPY ON FREE ROLLSI NEED BUTT SCRATCHING SEIUN>>575905178wdym, you buy up to 4 shops, then on concert reset you start buying againtrain on rainbows and you will have all your coins
What is this deranged CB gaslightAre you guys just trying to bait people with no carats to roll on the rerun so they brick themselves into not having Ramonu or what
>>575904869>>575904909>>575905010>>575905071>>575904846I wouldn't dare cleat an event card, I just got burned out a few times.Guess I'll save it for now and hope I get spooked by CB or something.
>>575905201>Why is Tachyon good?SCenario link and SP bonus>Can I swap her out for Kita or another speed card that actually gives me skills I need/want like SMaru when making fronts?Why are you not running all three?
>>575905213Not like these have any other use.
If you can't be bothered to earn more than 300k per day then I can't be bothered fulfilling your sash requests anymoreWhat even is that, 300k? A single ace?If you aren't utilizing all your TP then at the very least you can do a single auto fan run or something, which you can also use to earn way more than the 20 sashes a day you might get from the clubOnly exception to this is newcuties, because we have to look after newcuties
>>575905338I USED MY YELLOW STONES ON GUTS CARDSI WAS GASLIGHTED
>>575905201High speciality priority, solid speed gain, and most importantly 2sp bonus.For fronts you would prefer to run Kita+Maru, yes. Just like how lates will prefer Kita+Pokke next scenario.
I want Shichi to sit on my face
>>575905436And how exactly are you gonna convince her to do that?
>>575904767hold the ticket and use for a future rerun banner like summer maru or mr cb
>>575905514Despite her attitude, Shichi is an easy girl.
Should I crystal this but scratcher and use her instead of Creek with fronts?
>>575905581I see...
>>575905632nyoppers, use creek
>>575905326>Light Mandatory>2 wit cards or your wit is garbage>Need a stam card for med/longs cuz I don't have a 9* stam parentThis leaves two slots for speed cards.
does a newfag roll on smaru rerun or creek rerun?
desuwa
>>575905823Creek
>>575905823Creek and CB is literally the most important support banner from here until GM
>>575905823Depends. Whats your speed card and carat situation looking like? Do you know what style you want to focus on in the future? (You will be forced to once we get more and more specialised cards)
>>575900832aiiieeeeee
>>575905823A newfag rerolls on this Tachyon bannerThe Creek / CB banner is good tho, best banner if you have saved up, check carat calculator if you don't want to fuck up Ramonu pulls
>CB>it's EndLol
>>575905950>if you don't want to fuck up Ramonu pullsNot him, but can I save up 120k until Ramonu assuming I have 0 right now from Tachyon?
>>575905992saying CB is only for ends because she gives Daring Strike is the same as saying FM is only for pace because she gives Speed Star... sometimes
somehow ive managed to roll every single fucking SSR at least once except tachyon or light helloit is so fucking miserable because now i have a massive collection of random SSRs but they are useless
>>575906036you can get around 70-80k if you go down to 0 now by the time Ramonu shows up and since she has 120 free pulls that's effectively ~90k
>>575905632you are using creek because of her gold recoveryseiun sky does not have a gold recovery
>>575905436Billions are saying this
>>575905950>A newfag rerolls on this Tachyon bannerI did>>575905902I MLB'd Tachyon, apart from that I don't really have anything>carats25k right now>styleI don't really know, I guess I like pace and lates
>need akikawa friendship but you're not supposed to race, need to hope for extra trainings and showing up on stuff you're doing>need fans for unique levels but you're not supposed to race, get enough fans from your goal races or hope you don't have anything better to do on G1 turns>to add insult to injury the scenario gold skill scales with your fan count but you're not supposed to race>light hello only has a 50/50 chance of giving you shop points when you train with her, on top of her showing up to your trainings being way more necessary than tazuna or riko>if light hello doesn't have her date event before junior year is over you might as well end the run>if the skill point songs don't show up asap you might as well end the run>you NEED rainbow trainings ASAP so you better hope that they decide to show up on the right places, and you're not just spamming kitasan forever for shop points while your finemo is still at 40 friendship in late classic>you get absolutely zero of any stat you're not training, aka stamina, and we're waiting all the way until l'arc next year for that to changedid i miss anything
>>575906106you have options now, be creative!
>borrow 3* dirt all day to try for 8*+ dirt>no luck even with rerolls>no second dirt parent>3* dirt on my first run without a 3* borrowCygames why do you do this
>>575906036If you're in an A club, perma-class 6, and consistently get to A group finals in CM, you can save up to almost 100k carats for Ramonu.
how many carats from here to Ramonu, 60-70k?I wanna drop 200 pulls on creek rerun then 400 on Ramonu and I have 10k rn, should be doable with free pulls+tickets innit?
Mejiro
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>>575906280use THAT for the monthly
>>575905581Easy to get her to love you...or easy to convince into having sex with?
>>575904681curren chan kawaii!
>>575906173If you also got LH from these rerolls, you're cool. Make sure to do the event and get the Biwa event card MLBd, shouldn't take long with auto.If you got butt scratching Seiun MLBd, and/or Sweep Tosho SR MLBd, you're good. If you by chance got CB at 0-1LB on this reroll, use the free ticket on her. Now you can be creative with your borrow card.No idea of your card situation though, but make sure you got the speed Bourbon and stamina Biwa cards from this event, those can help you.Save carats until Ramonu, that's going to be your real wit card.
Is MLB creek from 3LB worth it?We won't have extra long 3km race on this scenario, only Arima 2.5km right?
>>575906173>25k and pace/late fanI'd honestly just save. Creek is a good card but speed and wit cards are more important than stamina. CB is decent even at a budget but end closer focused. Maruzensky is a front runner card and while FineMo is good at 3lb+, she will get powercrept by the next big wit card in December, so her longevity is pretty short at this point.If you manage to go sage mode and suffer&hoard for a scenario you can get MLB Ramonu next scenario and then have 2 very good SSRs that can carry you for a while.The fate of any newcutie joining late is that they have to wait a scenario or two to be competitive. What I can promise you is that if you spend your carats wisely then in 2 scenarios you will be ready to win in the big leagues because the core of El Condor Pasa and Tachyon speed together with Ramonu wit is what many people will be running.
You can't just replace random words with "Uma" at the front, this doesn't make any sense
I have 29k carots and 27 scout tickets with the pinnacle of priority of umas in 2 weeks.I do have Creek, but lb0.What on earth is my own gameplan after my uma?
>>575906189well.. now you can try to make one without borrow at least..
>>575906594I say yes, creek is forever an amazing stamina card
Confess.
>>575906615open league
>>575906615so many newcuties.... or people that are just cluelessGet your uma and then save. Ramonu wit is coming in December and she will be everyone's best wit card.
>>575906594people are using creek for a 2000m race, you may want that MLB
>>575906679im using xoguri and 2 debuffers despite never running debuffers before in my life
>>575905823You reroll for an MLB Tachyon and then save up for Ramonu
>>575906594I'd say no, you're only getting 15 extra starting friendship from 3LB to MLB. Which is nice, don't get me wrong, but it's not worth the crystals/tickets or potentially -30k during the rerun
>>575906587>>575906595alright that actually doesn't sound that badguess I can allow myself to throw sparks at the couple of umas I want
I'm spending 200 pulls on maruzensky, 200 on cb and whatever the fuck I can get for ramonu
>>575906679I recently used my first rainbow crystal and feel like I let my fellow hoardchads down
>>575906679I slept with a ningen woman despite having a trainee
>>575906725A mixture of clueless and out of date. I still need to find a club now that auto runs makes keeping up with the game somewhat feasible.Once i figure out how to abuse auto anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yxi1qInUicoh my god new seaslop just dropped inject your sweepyporean unc ahh accent straight into my veins LAH HOSEH BO
>>575906798make sure to plan it with the calculatorwhen anons say to save for banners, is to give a F2P the deck of a semi-whale, it makes the game more enjoyable when you have a good deck
>>575906679I mostly come here to shill JP Umas I like and densepost.
>>575906798Put your shit into the carat calculator (look up henry's handsome derby) and see what you can afford to spend on. This game can be very comfy if you know what you're doing.
>>575906856You neee a club huh?
So what are the ideal statlines you want on the new scenario
>>575906679I want to fuck a nun
>>575906887densepost?
>>575904681>24k on a non high roll>i can maybe hit 18k, or 19k if we're stretching it, on my absolute highest and luckiest attempts at making CM viable umasi should probably just quit this game huh
>>5759069381500 900 1000 xxx 900 is the absolute minimum
>>575906858>>>>the UPCOMING scenarioI fucking hate SEAnigs so much bros
>>575906429The former which begets the latter
>>575906679I started hating on Bright as a ritualpost because of that one line where he fought with Tamamothen I got too into the posts that I started to hate Bright for real, bet that bitch acts cute and clueless just to pretend innocence
>>575906962A lobotomized independent training bot can do better than you, do you have some kind of mental deficiency?
>>575906679I understand the boy uma fags now but will still make fun of boy umas
>>575906679I sent my sweepy alt to join Uma&Co and they still haven't noticed
>>575906858GL tilts me way more than MANT ever did, I have to restart run at least twice for every run that I get to finish.
>>575906679I regret pulling for Tachyon. This scenario fucking sucks
>>575906679I get some meta cards only to make the career easier, I legit don't have the patience to train girls for the CMs so I just go with whatever I want, so far my best rank was SS+
>>575907067Chrono's expression here is devious...
>>575906840Tazuna isn't a ning
>>575907137It took me until Cancer Cup to burn out of MANT. CM17 hasn't even started and I'm already just fucking done with the scenario RNG
>>575905139Seiun has GW hint, that makes her instantly better no matter what.
>>575907178Nothing wrong with playing the game the way you want to play it
>>575906961It's when you post like a 2000s romcom protagonist who is oblivious to affection."My trainee said she wishes she wishes she had my eyelashes so I gifted her extensions and then she got mad" or "I told my trainee to take the week off to have fun with her friends and she looked upset, what do I do?" Type posts.
>>575906971Post your uma with these stats
>>575906679I do autoruns sometimes only to take masturbation breaks.
>>575907137I'm already done with this scenario that I want to go back to unity and maybe make my aces there. I know they probably wouldn't be able to match GL umas but fuck GL
>>575906679I've not played this game in 6 months
>>575907256In that case I like denseposts.Keep denseposting.
>>575907207
Do any other GL doomposters actually like the scenario now that it is out?
>>575906887All of that is annoying garbage for kids. If you are not young then you need to get your head checked.
>>575904379Rice has petite ears...
>>575906962It be like it do
>>575907256>>575907307Denseposting is funny
>>575905393I used one crystal on Ayabe to get her from 3LB to MLB then I proceeded to never use the card in M*NT, and I still don't use her now. Such a shame.
>>575907347Seeking Sei marriage
>>575907347thats a girl
>>575907375I wasnt huge on it the first few runs I did but now that I understand the mechanics I'm pretty neutral on it. Having a string deck probably helps a lot
>>575906679I finally used my 0.5 and 1 year vouchers on Creek. They're the only copies I have so it's a 1LB Creek, I was always borrowing her or coping with a 2LB Rice I had otherwise, and I only did it now because I really preferred to borrow wit cards while farming stamina sparks while hoping for a funny spook to potentially use the 1.5 voucher for 3LB, still holding that for now
>>575907419I get this.
high tension boy sex
>>575907419IndeedI always densepost but think it needs an image attached to avatarfag and make it clear the joke is I'm acting dense because sometimes idiots take it seriously
>>575907375I was ok with it at first, until I started making an ace
>>575906887>>575907307>>575907256>>575907419Who could be behind these posts
what are the chance of shitterGODs who returned for new scenario saving everyone in the new CM? Will they die for my sins?
>>575907375I thought getting somewhat decent songs would be harder than it turned out to be, but can't say the scenario positively surprised me overall. What really stands out is the complete lack of scenario specific feel good moments. Big explosions in unity feel good, nothing GL-specific can even get me more excited than rolling a kale juice after a race in MANT.
>>575907495They're going to send everyone to A round 2 by using Dirt G horses, then we all die.
omatsuri more like omastar
>>575907495there was that one CM when a lot of people suddenly picked uma so round 1 was a complete seal clubbing mess, I highly expect this CM to behave this way
>>575907492I don't understand.
>>575907256Denseposting is funny as fuck and relatable for all males.
>>575906934Yes.
>>575907574Last one was already much easier than the one before it, and it was before GL released.I didn't prepare at all, god I hope new/returncuties will save me.
>>575907602Something Something Emiya Shirou
>>575907375it's weird, when I first played completely blind I had a blast, had my best runs so far, but then I saw how it works and what should be doing I couldn't get the best concert ending again, always am one song away from it
>>57590738727 is young, right?
>>575907519>mcfat has trigger discipline
>>575907725unc...
>>575907375I hate GL for CM trainingbut for TT trainer it's very very fun, big noombers go brrrr
fanfare more like fuckfare
>>575907725yes DON'T WASTE IT
>>575906858Are you ok
>>575907831Unity is better for TT though.
>>575907891It's better but it's not fun pressing wit 30 times. Also it's only if you're autistic and want to get top 10 for whatever reason
>>575907891MANT umas are better than Unity umas for TT lmao
>>575907891I thought so too because of witmaxxing, but in the end my GL umas are doing better because of the extra skill points
>>575907995not him but top 100 fags are playing unity with 6 wit decks
>>575908075You sound jealous
>>575908145A-anon?
>>575908075yeah, as a group effort they can pull that off because they rankslop to heaven and only have their shitter witmaxxed umas against everyone else in the same inflated rank, so they can get rank bonus that waybut if you're not in top 100 you have to play the normal way
>>575907995MANT gives you less skill points and golds than Nunity on top of having shittier RNG to get a good uma
>>575907307
In an age where one can find happiness without being married.I want to marry you.
>>575908169Specifically, they have dedicated padding accounts who make high score teams that are incapable of winning (severely understammed, wrong running style, etc) for people to hit their highscores on
>>575908290This is my second favorite umatore dynamic.
>>575908391>it's all rigged
I've been out for a while, have they fixed Buono?
>>575908290I like trainers gifting rings to their trainees
>>575908485the best part is that there is literally no reason to do it, class 6 is piss easy and you don't get a bonus for top 100, they cheat for the love of the game
>>575908391someone should leak the names of all these accounts for everyone else to hit
>>575908643You can't hit it unless you're inside top 100
>did my Doto playthrough of GL>Doto and Chiyono somehow next to each otherThis is funny
>>575908643if your team isn't within range of these witslopped teams you won't see them
>>575908391brown behavior
Oh hey they fixed it
>>575908814She's no longer silly..
>>575908670>>575908714wouldnt just having your TT score around the same amount have them show up? it shouldnt be too hard to get around 350k score these days with auto parents getting 20 white sparks
Vocal isn't important they said. Dance is important they said.
>>575908953bro
i'm not gonna make it...
>>575908391Oh, sweepydevs original icarus bot account used to be in one of that discords clubs
>>575908953I love Grand Live!
>>575908953brokie just decided to click on speed whether it has a rainbow or not
Guts vega was a gaslight to get innocent frontGODS to waste their crystals so that they would be all out for wit SRs
>>575907375I've mostly used the scenario for Independent runs
>>575907375For anything above 1600m this scenario is dogshit
>>575905436
Last 3 3* blue parents I got were late pinksI really hope every late surger uma, player and horse die a slow and painful death
>>575909135>innocent front godslolcan someone post WHEN UMA MUSUME IS A FRONT RUNNER webms?
>my first fully home grown high star lineageHuhShit whites, but huh
>>575909386anon, hidoi yo...
>>575909423I didn't even realize the Oguri has no race sparks, wtf
>>575907078Probably
post something sleepy
>>575909135Seiun Sky is the only Wit SR worth using gold crystals on honestly. She's usable until Ramonu forces you to replace her.
>>575909578
>>575909389
>>575908312Cute.
>>575909786She really isnt
imagine not falling in love with this cute girlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9jpl1UXn-A
>cute girl
>>575909904Yes she is
>>575904556So Tasty!
i've been getting a lot of 1300 power ryans, but not a single one of them would give me the 3* power i need
What if vision skills are actually really strong but nobody knows because no one has ever given them a try
>>575909950>that chest>that thigh gapholy fuck
>>575910152My round 1 CM opponents usually try them
Erotic SCP...
>>575909386
>>575910152lane movement skills are secretly good but vision skills have nothing
>>575910152It all changes in the 5.0 anniversary
>>575910217I HATE CURREN
>>575910217>shits on the floor and pisses bloodFitting for an STD ridden whore like Curren
>>575910152Anon, people played Cyberpunk 2077 on release and many didn't notice that half the skills literally aren't coded to do anything.I've seen so many umas with the vision skills so>no one has ever given them a try isn't true
>>575910562>>575910569Please do not be mean to Curren
>>5759105732077 release was a buggy pos though. It's not a fair comparison.
>>575909386Late Surgers are the only honest running style desu senpai
>>5759106422077 took like nearly 2 years to be good and fix their shitjust like umamusumay
>>575910684That will be endCHADS
>>575910719>umamusumayyou can't say that when hoguri is allowed to exist. her existence made a good majority of the tracks unplayable (japan only has medium racetracks)
you SEE the joke is that oguri is a LE BEAST on medium tracks despite the horse never winning a single medium G1!
>>575910910I missed you
>>575910684paces are my choice but here is another pic for you
>>575909679umm she's cheating because she keeps proccing curvature and escape artist????
>>575910907but think about the WOULD HAVE WON IF ALLOWED TO COMPETEkino
>>575911049maruzensky
oguri won my medium g1 cock
>>575911020lt's a fake video
>>575911089Her unique is only good for the Dahby which fits the POTENTIAL.
>finally i have my own 2* stam 2* dirt digitan gp with total of 8* umastan!!!>time to pair her with another stam dirt parent and make the ultimate dirt dober parent!>the only other stam dirt parent with direct 3* uma stan on the database is another digitan
>>575910095
>>575910684>>575910950the cutes...
JP umas should stop teasing my cock when they're so far out
>>575911217but dober would not want the dirt parents in the first place
I already have like 4 3* med parents I can breed to go for a 8-9 med umaBut not a single 3* dirt parent, nevertheless I can borrowThe 24 G1 Nishino plan is coming along nicely
>>575911320stfu im MOOTATING
>>575910642and umamusume is a japanese game
>>575907626How many runs do you see yourself do on average on a weekly basis? Be it auto or manual?
whacha up to
>>575910639But it's fun...
>>575911309What about unplayable JP umas?
>>575911432kys
>>575911371Yeah but you want the dirt to be the great grandparents so dober can be the parent
>>575911309You wont have to wait much longer for some of them
>>575911484I think anon is mutating his ace, not his parent
>>575911440
>>575911464>unplayableforbidden fruit
>>575911432Looking for bwos to smooch and saving you for last
what will she sing
>>575911229>ywn lick girl abs that taste like beefTime for my daily gosling
>>575911861Country Roads
>>575911673umatter WOULD do this
>>575911584
august will be the month I get an /uma/bf
>>575911673She's just unintentionally erotic
>>575912067you forgot to use chiyono pic
wahey
>>575911861
>randomly getting 5th in races as digitan despite having pump + moving past and 700+ speed>can't fucking clock anythingi think i'd unironically prefer going back to MANT
are debuffers better paces or lates?
doing a run and having 4/6 event chains not even start might be my least favourite part about this game
>>575912192>Umama is still doing manual runs
>>575912192how is the wit and pwr situation?
>>575912279wit is alright at 400+power isn't that far behind speedi think i'm just getting fucked up the ass by getting blocked and the inherently fickle nature of lates
>>575912337have you tried running her as pace, this is not MANT, you're not forced to play late during career
>>575912149Please stop spreading the zoomer mind virus, thank you
>>575911991My face right on her, savoring the scent and moisture as it seeps through her pantyhose
>>575912192pump and moving fast really doesn't do shit in career. The former doesn't proc because you're naturally too strong to be in position and the latter barely works half the time
>>575912404Autistic...brown?
I love late surgers and will never abandon them
>>575912404this is the wei
>>575912507She is, yes, and I wouldnt have her any other way
>>575912507My autistic... wife...
>>575912670She's having FUN
>>575912404Kris should have been white
I've been getting a lot of pace chaser pinks so I wish for all pace chasers to die instead. That's all.
anyone have the video of Narita Brian going down the slide? You know which one I mean
>>575912716
>>575912740
>>575912689Yes!
Is double dom keen eye + xoguri the meta?
>this is my best rickey for tournamentowari da...
>The slide
>>575912876you need one stam debuffer to kill the rickeys
>>575912942ty anon
>>575912893>600 stambwo thinks she's Xoguri
>>575912942>kill the rickeysthey'll just outrun ASE and only gets hit by murmur, might as well go hard on the speed debuffs since she isn't really stronger than xog
>>575912907>That in itself may be admirableAdmirable... groove?
>>575913201bro hasn't played test rooms and it shows, Rickeys dying left and right if there are Naties in the lobby
>>575913216Cute Groove
>>575912816Go down the slide or no meat for you.
>>575913269that would be a big deal if Rickey was actually a threat this CM
>>575913269It's the Suzuka paradox. Nobody knows how to build a Rickey, and it's a shit ton more effort than Oguri).
>>575913216>>575913298
>>575913393Rickey is the only one who can beat the Xogs
>>575913470
>>575913393Rickey is good but it's really funny how she isn't right now because the xog is enabled this CMit's hard to fit her into the team when you want deboofers and also fronts and there's not enough slots on the team to accomodate everything
>>575912404wei wei
ok but how do you win against 1700 speed
I leave behindone last jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/Bp__VY>https://jiggie.fun/Bp__VYhttps://jiggie.fun/Bp__VY>https://jiggie.fun/Bp__VYhttps://jiggie.fun/Bp__VY
>>575913612are you stupid? obviously by making a 1701 speed uma
>>575913612Post an uma with 1700 speed
>>5759136121700 speed becomes 300 speed when you gas them out
I take it back the 1 flex bs is actual hell on earth needing to super high roll every run, not how I like to play. 3 speed 2 wit it is
>>575912404Gyarus are scary...
>>575913670check out this bad mare
>>575913824nice sprinter bwo
>>575913824Oh shit, now I need a 1703 speed uma just to compete..
>>575913893this is actually optimized for long f gaming
>>575913893bro the bofa?
soon
>>575913824ah yes, pace vodka, the secret tech against dasca
>>575913824>1200 powerYou are not reaching that max speed
>>575914185just hit your accels
>>575914059for me it's Rudolf, but only in like 70 days
how are you guys getting 1500+ speed with just two cardsdon't tell me it's because this fat bitch oguri gets to have a +15% spd bonus on top of everything else
>>575914059I'm getting seiun in a week
>>575914338abandoning careers until you hit the perfect run
>>575914338you need stamina parents and 3 speed cards, adding a stamina card to your deck is for whales
Protect the pig
>>575914185it takes less than 5 seconds to get there
>>575914395at this rate i'm actually just gonna start trying out 18* stamina parents and slapping in welfare jordan as my third speed just so i can have a gold recovery
>>575914431
>>575914338it's because this fat bitch oguri gets to have a +15% spd bonus on top of everything else
>>575914478wow anon you're so smart, maybe handsome evenTT run btw, but that's exactly what I'm doing
I'm just happy to get a UG uma at this rate...
>>575914549>eats like a pig>still has 15% speed growthWHY
yes I'd like sex please
>>575913804...scarily sexy
>>575914538Dantsu was considered an “ugly” horse and she is literally hot as fuck, what gives
Fuku Fuku
Ive been running into a lot of strong xogs like this one. Pretty crazy what they ended up with. Seems like 2 golds + 2 whites should be enough to deal with double murmur at least. Curious to see which debuffer ends up being the most impactful this cm.
>>575914778Dantsu Flame died from abuse, I don't think anything the people around her were calling her matters
Is LB0 Light Hello usable or do i have to get more copies?
>>575914891she's usable, what more LB adds is that you waste less energy on training
>>575914856The fuck does wit Teio do
>>575914431>i didn't mean tohe's lying
>>575914856>both kita and teioholy retard
>>575914431cute
>>575914997Gives really fat wit clicks late classic and senior year. Plus has some really good pc and medium skill hints as well as has prof of curvature if thats something u want. I personally feel shes better than fine mo.
>>575914997she exists
>>575915019I would think ud run kita for the power bonus if u dont have summer maru I would think at least lol. This was a build i got wish I had more stam and medium s tho.
>>575914431STEALING trainers away from their fated partners (trainees)
>>575914997gives witsometimes
>>575914997Speed bonus 1, wit bonus 2 at MLB, puts her on a similar level to CB although misses out on skill point bonus. She can give Nimble as a hint and is a decent backup for Curvature if Kitasan chain doesn't finish.
>>575915102>18 month support is better than release supportsay it ain't so
ORANGE LOVE AND MARRIAGE
>>575913804Love this bimbo.Umambo?
>>575915501Post the better orange
>>575915531
>>575915603
>>575915249yes and you would just borrow CB for better output and SP
>>575915019I'm not going to buy Daring Strike, I'm not going to buy Determined Descent, I'm not going to gamble with Nothing Ventured. One more hint of Professor sounds ok to me.
Trainer-san isn't doing the 5 manual MANT runs he promised
shakursisters.......
>>575915694*smooch*actually a smart falcon
> Don't have Digitan or Inari> The parent I'm making has itself as grandparent twice> Half the runs I don't have all the skillsThis is going to take fucking forever
>>575915717I did not promise anything like that!
>>575916324Does Dorija really do genohara
>dirt race that requires 900 stam+3 gold>don't have XOguriI'm not even going to bother with this CM
>0 slide webm's postedThis thread sucks
how meme is frenzied pace if I want to just extremely target xogs
>>575916532you'll just help them
Frontgods won again lol
>>575916626boysex on top
>>575916626So I'm gonna need to inherit Seiun unique on swimsuit Seiun?
>>575916626well yeah, this is the one cm where she's allowed to be good
>>575916749Isnt this for LoH
>>575916749She isn't restricted to Nakayama or 2000m
btw, new quota is 60mDon't like it? leave
>>575916742Yeah, on top of getting fast learner
>>575916762same difference
>>575916908okay but what club
>>575916937autism/uma/
>>575916908I did 60m this month though
>>575916937mambo
Does collaborative graded races green skill works in future CM?
>>575916324can Akikawa take responsibility if I lose my virginity
>>575916626>PULL FOR TACHY SHE WILL BE GOD TIER ONCE WE GET A SATSUKI SHO EVENT>Satsuki Sho LoH>not even top 5Guess she didn't have enough potential
>>575917039it works on Dirts only
>>575917104future CM is dirt though?T??
>>575916532run extra races so you can afford it, only on debuffers tho, don't buy it on aces
>>575917104SOME dirts
>>575916908I did 60m in the past week
>>575916908who are you quoting
>>575916626So what makes SiL so good. Is it her unique? Her evo skills?
>>575916439Slide THAT
>>575917247she's super cute
>>575917247Her unique is Ryan's pump some iron but doesn't have position requirements and both her evos are strong current speed mid-race
>>575916908>4 hours of autoing a daysounds like a shitty job
>>575917340She is pretty cute, that is true.>>575917351I saw that her unique is 0.4 accel like ryan and dober but Dober can usually proc her unique pretty reliably (and then still lose). I guess being able to push up further and still have accel (and having the skills to do that too) just makes that much of a difference.
>>575917354Put the bandaid on...like THIS
>>575917459Still will activate her unique from 3rd place and when this happens she already won
fuck off spoiler umamusumes
>>575917531she cut herself didn't she
>>575916908aiming for a comfy B+ rank huh
my dancho really outh do kick those sub 100m flatliners
>>575916908i don't even know if i'm reaching 60m
>>575917607
my daring wife tact
>>575916908who needs a quota when you can join a no quota A+ club?
Mambros I know you rarely open the game so I'm saying this here as well, please open the club chat and read about the new quota for next month
>>575917779What club?
>>575917789I can't believe Pokke would steal the precious thing
Excelbros I know you rarely open the game so I'm saying this here as well, please open the club chat and read about the new quota for next month
>>575917447Who is allowing that many freeloaders? lmao
>>575917864She's 13
>>575917003please B real
>>575917845Mambo
>>575917864I would NEVER fall for my trainee's shitty tits
>>575917447my line looks like this
>triple death numbersYep this is their last month in A+
>>575917779Danchou will publicly execute this man tomorrow
>>575917895out of 10
>>575917789jungle bucket doesn't deserve this comparison
>>575917912Aight, I'll take my 10m+ fans daily somewhere else then
>>575917961>bordering A with autowhat is going on in there
>>575917973>letting him go away with his gibsWhat a generous danchou, what club?
>>575917247she's sex
>>575917886The highest fan earner thinks quotas are gay (with auto added flatlining is gay too)We only require shoes
>>575917864After she invited me to Epsatono island I never saw the light of day again. It was a constant barrage of umapyoi until my pelvis and heart finally gave out
>>575918069
>>575918047Are none of you people capable of reading the filenameUma&Co obviously
>>575918086Dia would NOT dress like a street walker prostitute
>>575918167She would if it's to seduce her trainer
someone save autis/uma/ ...
>>575918167I want a romantic shotgun wedding with Dia-chan....
>>575918069That condom won't be used.
>>575918241We all knew danchou would hop clubs it can't be helped
UMAMA PLEASE SAVE MY CLUB PLEASE PLEASE
>>575918204Noooo I'm just an innocent trainer
Umama you would be wise to join my club
I'm not supposed to do it.But I have to.Just once.To get it out of my system.*Clears throat*Ah-heh-heh-heh-HEM*Cracks knuckles*Cute smelly Uma feets! Stinky smelly Uma girlfeets! <3 <3 Stinky smelly cheesy vinegary sweaty sour rancid Uma girlfeets! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3I love cute stinky Uma girlfeets! <3
Imagine Dia’s face when I tell her I’m a married trainer
She did it...
>>575918330full tears because she doesn't remember her own wedding
>>575918294You may be innocent but we all know Dia-chan isn't
mambohttps://www.nicenatie.moe/
>>575918242Yes!!!>>575918330No....
>>575918342Maya is too generous
>>575918404why don't they oissu when I click
>>575917871It's all shoe requests and stickers, why are you lying to me
>>575918330>>575918392Yeah RIGHT
You can't cure Umama
>>575918529>long ears>long hair>long upper torso circumferenceTruly the most feminine uma
>>575918529
>>575918404
>>575918404there she is!
I keep forgettingwhen is club payday again?this reset or next one?
>>575918640>>575918529
umamusume claw game simulator online
>>575918717that's me
>>575918717Need Grass to suck my cock like thatFirst of the month always. So next one
>>575918642radioactive oissu...
>>575918404starting to struggle...
>>575918801
>>575918792meet me out back
>>575918959W-white woman pleasant surprise?
>>575918241Maybe making the ugliest uma the face of the club wasn't a good idea
>>575918908Machitan's exposed shoulders are kinda slutty!
>>575918908Now that I think about it, WHY did Nature include those puffy things on her shoulders? What are they even?
Daring Tact sex
>>575919012your pants...take them offNOW.
>>575918241We're alive though...
>>575919047post more erotic machitan
>>5759187872.5th anniversary
>>575919172I can now confirm from first hand experience that fear and arousal are linked
>>575919227VERY erotic Machitan
>>575918036genuinely idk. Nobody's even flatlining for once
>SS>SS>SS+>SS>UG WITHOUT GOLD CHAINSTHAT IS IT IM JUST MAKING MY ACES IN UNITY SINCE THE RANKS MORE OR LESS THE SAME
be horny
>>575899745no but my standards are high.
>>575919334>>575919047>>575919227
>>575919227There isn't really any other kind.
>>575919415Just highroll bwo4 trash runs for a UG4+
>>575907137people warned you that MANT, while long, was one of the most f2p friendly and less RNG shit scenarios.
>>575919664
So multiple clubs are close to deranking this month and probably will next monthIs auto really THAT powerful
>>575919438I want to touch them.
>>575907137Unity2 was just peak. Had we went straight from M*NT to GL the reception would have probably been better
>auto-train gave me a lvl 3 hint lvl 1 hintMan I must really suck at GL because I didn't even know it's possible. I could only go to lvl 1 hint
>>575919687Teio's sexy tummy.
>missed StillpostingI will train herI will heal her
>>575919648>>575919334Machitan's boobs aren't that big and nice
>>575919756yes because players that were willing to manually grind for a couple hours became less valuable as players who were willing to set and forget their phone every hour became more powerful.
Any uma that isn't in the market for carpet and instead wants to marry a man?
>word is in english>they translate it anyway
Oh, this guy is back
Not even auto-trainer can save this uggo from losing
>>575919779exploding blue and purple balls so often is fun
Oh, this guy is black
>>575919981dont say that...
Is it a good idea to borrow guest uma with needed white sparks until i can steal them for my uma?
Do you like apple?
>>575919756having 1 or 2 flatliners now tanks your club fangain by 80+milif your club has say, 10 low earners (not flatliners, just subpar) getting carried we're still looking at a ~200/300mil loss in A+danchuds have to actually manage their clubs now they can no longer coast on 1 or 2 high earners because the rest of the club does matter
>>575919876
>>575920030the truth is, anons don't think unity is better or that GL is bad, the truth is that anons want to pop bubbles and see big arrows while numbers go up
>>575919756Only one I hope survives is TamaLove, the other 2 should die for what they did to their danchous
Starting to believe that I simply suck at GLI need my trainer license revoked
>>575920151
>>575920223You see, the problem is you have a shit deck
>>575920223Nah your cards are just ass. Surprised you have Kita lb1 but nothing newer.
>>575920161This can only mean that anons will love DYI as it's very brain dead with big numbers
>>575920284>>575920285bwos that ain't meI'm saying that I have a proper deck and I can't even hit what he's hitting
>>575920258I don't like boys...
>>575920219>the other 2 should die for what they did to their danchousQrd?
>>575920223what a fucking poverty deck
>>575920067Don't understand what you mean by 'until i can steal them' but that's the general starting point in looping yes. Borrow them until you get the white sparks stick into your greatgrandparents
just be a b+ club maybe even b. it's comfy
>>575920161Let's not pretend either of them require any brain capacity whatsoever. But popping bubbles feels better, so unity is better.
>>575920324Post deck now then
>>575920223replace that 1LB KSB with literally anything
>>575920067Yeah for my grandparent grind I have an uma with white sparks I want and I'm borrowing someone else's for other white sparks I cant be assed to get. Saves time but obv limits parent farming to your borrows
>>575920389I have a massive GL skill issue
>>575920342mambodancho got raped in the sweltering summer of '26
>>575920342Mambo faggots raided a casual club and kept trying to force their Danchou to push for A+ and shitpost about him until he quit the gameAutis/uma/ faggots did the same thing except their Danchou was convinced to move to another club instead of quitting
>>575920409>>575920365Alright i will try on reset
>>575920461Same issue. You want MLB Tachyon/Creek and what the fuck are your sparks on?
>>575920535But neither of those things happened bwo...
>tarumae>CB>sports bakushin>mirako>marvy>gyaru banner>l'arc golshiFUCK that's a lot of must-own trainees in a short span... I gotta start saving NOW
>>575920219We're really cutting it close this month againIn addition to the obvious flatliner that got kicked there's also just some casual low earners that are really forcing the hand of our carries to go above and beyond. Think we might have to either implement an actual quota next month or accept the A life.
>>575920461Tachyon is not your issue btw.
>>57592057163 stam 63 power. I could probably get Creek to 3 with the tix but still thinking if I should do it. Maybe once free pulls is over
>>575920461i think gl just has to be 3 speed
>>575920535>Mambo faggots raided a casual clubis that why mambo is so gay now? And why it has a fucking fuku instead of a mambo pic?
>>575920535Is it true that they bullied away the traveling mambo guy?
>>575920645>>575920647My problem with 3 speed is I become witlet. Need Creek for Maestro since Jordan never gave me gold
>>575920535>make rules>don't respect them or enforce them in any way>club calls you out for it>quits like a bitch>d-dancho dindu!!!
>>5759204613 speed is default in GL, you NEED to click speed to get that power up and 3 speed is the only way to kill 2 birds with 1 stone
>>575920594then explain what happened>>575920667Yep>>575920729I think he got kicked for being away all the time and not being able to play>>575920787you forgot >bully Danchou to make rules he never wanted to make in the first place
>>575920746Does this next CM in particular really need that much wit? There's no downhills.
>>575919227>>575919334>>575919648>>575920151>>575920280Machitan is like Cum Bucket.Her design looks like she would have big fat boobs and it would be better with that, instead of being this modest.
>>575920746pray harder to jorda it's all you can do
>>575920863you sound like you were kicked
>>575920873900 should be fine, but for latefags if you don't pump wit the debuffers will get ahead of you lmao
>>575920729they just kicked him after he flatlined for two weeks straight
>>575920667no one still in mambo actually likes mamboit's a sovlless skinwalking club
>>575920610>must-own traineesSymboli Kris SHishi Amazon
>>575920746We told you about pulling finemo bwo
>>575920893No, she's perfect as she is.
>>575920893I can't imagine Pocke having big tits. You have shit taste, anon.
These two will probably interact in Yanko's career
i like current bucket
>>575920953REAL
>>575920787OG Mambo dancho was too kind-hearted to be a dancho. What he should've done is told the members to shut the fuck up or leave. Danchos need to maintain a certain level of independence of thought and authority
fixed
>>575920893>Cum BucketErm...
>>575920873Honestly not sure I'm just copying everyone with gazillion wit and wit's an easy way to get tokens>>575920909Guess that's what I'll do>>575920961My luck was BAAAD
>>575921107wit is actually not that good to get tokens it gets a reduced amount base. that's why it's 3 speed it's only partly for the speed it's also the token dispenser.
my danchou kicked the flatliner that wasn't even autotraining...I kneel
>>575921089
>>575921107Yeah, I don't have an easy answer for that. I can get away with 1 Wit card IF I get enough good songs early on so that there's always a rainbow there when I need it, but if you don't get the songs needed for that the uma ends up failing third grade
>>575921013And I can’t wait for it, maybe she will dote on Jani instead
so what's the REAL mambo club now?
>>575921089Cum dumpster
>>575921354The real Mambo is where Mambocchi is. He was one of the true Kings of the club, not like the pretender Kings they have now
Bake? Bread?Give me a fanart for next bread!If no one's baking yet
I will bake
>>575920986I'm talking about Bouquetd'orNot Boruto.Boruto is cute as flat as she is.
>>575921503
>>575921575>>575921575>>575921575
>>575921605>>575921612gwo...
>>575921605>>575921612>4 posts apart
>>575921605>>575921612
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUSE THE FIRST MAYA BREAD
>>575898025I only own regular Oguri, not the christmas one.
>>575921605retard
>>575921680gee Maya how come you get TWO breads?
>>575921612you're so uselss dude
>>575921714Her reward for surviving MANT with only all rare deck
>>575921803The other Maya bread will be buttertrust
>>575921498ok allen
>>575904941Bourbon has the unfortunate situation of her welfare card being the de facto front runner card (fuck you cygames for not implementing bookmarks earlier, it's fucking timelocked), that will be powercrept by a paid Bourbon wit. So, just use stat sticks like FineMo, and CB, and 4 month later Ramonu.
>>575921680>peeo threadNah
