Previous: >>576565752>Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yukino Bijin (3*), Winning Ticket (alt) (3*), Narita Taishin (alt) (3*), Smart Falcon (alt) (3*), SSR Smart Falcon, SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Tokai Teio, SSR Twin Turbo, SSR Light Hello, SSR Agnes TachyonCurrent CM: Virgo Cup 2 - Ooi Dirt 2000m Medium/Right/Fall/Sunny/GoodCurrent Event: Wings of Steam and Steel, 1.5-Year Anniversary Celebration Part 3>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/kapy9o.jpg 08/05 - Yukino Bijin (3*), SSR Silence Suzuka, SSR Smart Falcon08/05 - Virgo Cup - Medium/Right/Fall/Wet/200008/12 - Seeking the Pearl (3*), SSR Daiichi Ruby, SR K.S. Miracle08/13 - New Legend Races08/18 - Halloween Agnes Digital (3*), Halloween Meisho Doto (3*), SSR Daitaku Helios, SSR Mejiro Palmer08/18 - Days Flying By Story Event08/25 - Aston Machan (3*), SSR Fine Motion, SSR Maruzensky08/25 - Libra Cup - Mile/Right/Fall/Firm/1600>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Summer Seiun Sky (3*), Summer Mejiro Bright (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
the wife
Is this useful for anything bwos? I suspect not but would you use her for long cm?
Why are stallions like this?
>>576585258Seeking the wife?
>>576585298>long parent>no stam sparkshmmm
brown
>>576585270Dober hypnosis
>>576585308bendy and the bend machine ahh
>>576585298I mean triple groundwork is kinda nice
>>576585298Might be good for the forbidden xOgurin tech
>>576585163>>576585265sex with this brat
>>576585270sweep tosho lifting her shirt and showing her belly
>>576585308Stallions are known for stinking yes
I just wanted to roll my tickets for Yeppers and got spooked by this shota hunter instead...
>>576585438>front xoguriwait... I like how you think
>>576585258You could poke someone's eye out with that chin
>IRL Mayano Top Gun hated having sex
all my stam sparks are pace and all my medium sparks are 1* gutswhy
>>576585638Supposedly pretty strong. Seems like a great parent for that
>>576585713thats what you get ryanfag
>>576585270tazuna shoving her ass at you
orenji
>>576585554this but she's showing off the results of her life magic
>>576585707Probably because she was waiting for her own anime!
>>576585402
>>576585610Account Brickey
>>576585779i've never entered ryan into a cm and haven't even run her manually since unity thoughbeit
>>576585270Bright driving a train
>>576585879then explain the gajillion fans you gathered for heryou are her fanyou are a ryanfag
>>576585929that's a good pointwhat have I become
kek
>>576585763I thought song effects only applied after the live?Why does this recommend you to check for songs immediately and "buy it in January"?
>>576585163Umasumi is looking for 2 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>20 million monthly quota, AI training is your friend do it before you sleep.>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else >No begging for sashes play the fucking game>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>576586015top effect (sp bonus) applies immediately
>>576585973my sweetest bwo...everyone i know...flatlines... in the end...and buhi can have it allmy empire of bronzei will let you downi will make you glue
>>576585973It's not too late to stop. Find a better parent to farm. Leave ryanfagging to us true fans.
>>576586062wtf, I've been playing wrong this whole time
>>576586150i wanna lick her tummy and discuss shojo manga with her
>>576585869I can't even use her for this CM because pot 5 requires 45 nambu hai sashes...
>>576585841you mean like this?
I'm looking up room data, and I'm seeing high win-rate teams with Dominator and Keen Eye debuffers that range from G-A dirt and either go Late Surger (A-B) or End Closer (F).Do these aptitudes matter? Which way to go?
>>576586062WAIT WHAT?I knew it applied when it gave stats like +22 power but I always thought training buffs applied at concert
>>576586379the +1 power/speed etc also applies immediately, it's just that they arent as important as the sp, so you can buy those later.
>>576586275...you didn't farm those from auto already?
Sex? With Digitan?
Seriru did say that we shop twice between concerts...
>>576585270Curren headlocking Falco
>>576586557Digitan... maybe you shouldn't follow after Kingu's sweet tooth... you're looking a bit...
>>576586569nigga i'm hitting up the shop literally every other turn like it's MANT so i can avoid getting raped by RNG
>>576586221Talking late into the night, filling the room with your protein braps.
>>576585270ardan thunder thighs and fat ass
so what are you guys farming
>>576585554>>576585841
>>576586697protein burps* and it's a date
>>576586860slopGOD...
>>576586120lul>>576586150thank for posting this inspiring ryan, I will do my training today with her
>>576586275those aren't actually that bad to farm because you can race it twice in a career so 4 sashes per career.
>>576586860ty bwo
>>576585789
>>576586860HER BOOB GREW ANOTHER BOOB
>>576586218nice!
>>576587021it's accurate though, tits grow during pregnancy
>>576587021now she can breastfeed three children
>>576586973you're not my bwo, bro
Tachyon LOVE
>>576587019hngh
>>576586742Racing spirits but can't get more than 3 to show up at once on spark screen.
> do Ricky runs 5 times a day (borrow limit).>Still havent done "do 5 perfect concerts quests">Picked Gold Ship first try perfect concert>Picked McQueen first try perfect concertBros...
>>576586742Some frontrunner bullshit
Okay but I really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relally really really really really really really really really really relly really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>576585886
>>576586742Which tool is this?
>>576587282trains don't have steering wheel
>>576587282evil slop horse I hate you
>>576586275Since you can do Nambu Hai 2 times a year, and we are on double rewards, that's only 12 auto runs. Prepare your Toughness bottles, your Pasa has a lot of work to do.
>>576587259wheres your restraint
>>576585270fuku being crucified with mambo giving a thumbs up
>>576585270Stay gold with condoms (the condoms are sabotaged)
>>576587412Bright isnt very bright...
>>576586379Top ones are almost immediate. Bottom ones are delayed.
>>576587581kek
Mejiro Doh-bah
>>576585270doto crushing the opera bird into a pulp in her hand
>>576585226In the API MANT is scenario_id 4 and Grand Live is scenario_id 3, so there is a chance GL was originally supposed to be next after unityDid they run out of time, or did they decide to redesign GL?It would be interesting to know if it was held back because they felt MANT was better to release first.Were the tokens always planned or while making MANT did they decide that new scenarios MUST have a collectable resource?Actually, was MANT even planned in the first place or did they throw it together at the last minute, is that why the "story" is a collection of disconnected character events?Also, was GL always going to raise stat caps, or would they still have waited for the 4th scenario? (in this case being MANT)
>>576585270fuku, being crucified with mambo, giving a thumbs up
>>576587379Creek, no!
if umas are like real horses then they wouldn't get drunk since human beer is nothing to them
Slop consumers really have nothing but hate and spite in their hearts
>>576587572Nowhere, 5 skills is already complete bullshit
>>576585270Torena with his eyes forcefully opened like in Clockwork Orange watching Smart Falcon's concert.
>>576586580
whichuma would have ZERO VI stats
dobers soft armpits
>>576587790the weak should fear the strong
>>576587790I chokes like this
is cygames working on more uma anime?almond eye deserves an anime
>>576587790kek saved
Deep Night owner be like let's find a horse with the most Uma Musume bloodline ever and name him after a horse that is not in Uma or even the horse's bloodline (Deep Night is debuting this weekend)
>>576585270I enjoy your posts, chibiposter. I'd like a chibi of Satono Diamond holding up her giant sleeves excitedly
>they gave away 10 pullI hope carat calculator doesnt count it and i can feed my compulsive gambling disorder?
The other day I asked if I was stupid enough to do a scam gacha where I owned more than half of the Uma in the pool. The answer was yes. I got what I deserved.
>>576587936The calc does count it. We know what the carat giveaways will be because they're just following the jp schedule
>>576587915no one likes you dweeb Ai
Ohnonono
>>576587946Stamina scam turned out great though.
>>576587915perhaps
>>576587790#snap
>>576588054He didn't even like the game and ran away after a sour Tachyon/LH pull session.
>>576588009Fuck i already wasted it... rip bozo
>>576588027Agnesizequeen...
you are getting a mirako anime and LIKE IT
>>576588092Imagine if he was honest. "I only played this game to roll and I'm kind of tired of spending an exuberant amount of money on it".
>>576585270narita top load, the washing machine
>Throw 10 tickets at Yeppers>"Eclipse First The Rest Nowhere"Holy shit>It's just OG TaikiOh....
https://youtu.be/gJx-iqzCIRo
Guys I keep finding my trainee assembling Ikea furniture in my apartment while complaining that I don't have any, what do I do to get her to stop
hello
>>576588321mating press
who the hell shaves and brushes their teeth at the same time thats weird and nobody should do that
Realize Sirius gray genes kicks in...
>>576588154Every other scene would be her admiring a display of sweets, followed by a scene transition to her poking at flab.
>>576588370Hmm not a fan of Ai's hair style here. But then again I'm lukewarm on her in general so maybe my opinion just doesnt matter
>>576588027not beating the troon allegations
umerdarchi
>>576587915the monkey's paw curls. Ai appears in anime form, but only as a fusu.
>3 uma banners at the same time>3 daily paid pulls at the same timeHOLY
>>576588027agnes gonna give herself double Z sized boobs
>>576588460same normally not a fan but it's her so it looks good on her
>>576588370FusAIchi Pandoreye
I love Pandora-chan!
i prefer nopandora
Tachy love!
morning
>>57658843410/10 anime of the decade
>>576586734
Two finale turns without rainbow (featuring Kitasan Black and Agnes Tachyon), will I get three?
>>576588730cute cock and balls
>>576588745HOLY
>>576588434with makween cameos
Ardan is not sexy at all.
We can't stop fucking..
>>576587686>was MANT even planned in the first place or did they throw it together at the last minute, is that why the "story" is a collection of disconnected character events?My insane head canon is that MANT was actually the basic template scenario when the game was still in development. You can see the energy drinks and megaphones in the trailers for the scuffed early builds of the game. But then they though that managing items and free-planning the whole career was a little overwhelming right away, so they stripped down the gameplay to get a simpler introduction to the game with URA, and now they could introduce additonal scenario mechanics as "progress" and ramping up of the game.
>>576588745
>>576588919Agnes Mayano Gun
It is still to warm bros...
NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO RUN OGURI BUT MY MUTATION PARENTS STILL AREN'T READY
>>576588745...first time I got a boner from sloppa. I'm scared.
>>576588573Almond Eye looks more attractive as a fusu desu
What the hell is in the water at Tomakomai? I'm doing Rickey's career and every time Tarumae is onscreen, she's jiggling like cattle.
>>576589226
Why is it so fucking dead in here
>>576589369But that's a good thing.
>>576587674No one gave you a (You) but I will.Dober sex. Dober SEX.>>576585270Dober being deredere
>>576589369let's talk about this dogshit cm and xoguri
>>576589369Rednu has multiple personalities and he shitposted here. With his retirement from /uma/ we lost like 7 posters... including... anon... brace yourself for the impact but... including (YOU) *DUUUUUUUMMMMMM*
>>576589369burgers are still asleep
>>576589396Not with the slop being spammed.
>>576587581
show me the yeppers aces
>>576589073Drink cold water
>>576589470...okay fine I'll post the 69TB of yuri instead, but you better be happy!
>>576589369I did one GL run and hit the final nail in the coffin in senior summer so now I'm back to auto and Factorio
>>576589369It's schizo retard hours so there's no point actually discussing the game
>>576589369Game is reclining a little now that the normies are gone and you have the choice of either having comfier threads or shitpost schizos taking over- the choice is yours.
>>576589369Shit scenario shit CM what is there to talk about
>>576589539no one rolled for ger bwo...
>>576589539Ace? She's my tiara broodmare tho.....
>>576589369i gave up on this cm and started playing real games
>>576587686All the GL card and title IDs are lower than MANT's too.The running theory I've seen is that GL didn't make the deadline and so they swapped it with MANT, which was either done earlier or rushed through. Either way it was probably playtested less because otherwise they would have found the insane stat growth that racing and shopmaxxing gives you. This lead to faster stat bloat than intended, and the only way they could get GL to powercreep MANT was by uncapping stats.
>>576589369This is the worst cm to date and there's no debating that. Yeppers is a fun uma but not enough to carry the conversation.
>>576589369Im helping my imouto who started the game 3 days ago make cm aces for open league.Made her go for Front Maya, Taiki and El.
>missed some recoveries and didn't trigger her ult>didn't matter since everyone else died from double debuff naturecool900 stam xog is debuffproof at least
>>576589550
>>576587596
>yukino BIJIN>has a cock
>>576589583I'd prefer that tbdesu
So does the meta get better after this? Xog feels like a tier 0 uma, I miss the early game diversity. In b4 someone posts that pic.
>>576589928From the thumbnail alone the ear covers are really pissing me off.
>>576589942they fix it by putting medium CMs on hold for year and releasing a bunch of tier 0 medium umas
>>576589942Soon when evolved skills are out
>>576589073I get 2 days of reprieve (so 30 instead of 40C) before it's back to sweltering heat. Stay strong bro
>>576589942It only got better because they stopped running medium CMs. Then she got power crept by numas (which release shortly before their best CM by chance. She is still a solid pick on medium tracks
>>576589942But /uma/ said the early skill rebalance killed X.Oguri already??
>>576589930yeah mine, inside her, yeppers indeed
>>576587931
No one is actually attracted to yeppers
>>576590147CUTE! thanks chibiposter
>Imagine being so BUSTED>They stopped running med CMs because of (You)
No one is actually attracted to RyanNo one is actually attracted to Stay Gold
Does looking at another uma count as cheating?
>>576589942Yeah. Next CM is mile.
>>576590151Desperate anons are
Still waiting for a card with Dominator as a gold skill. When is it happening Cygames?
>>576588027Going from flacid to erect isn't body modification but pointing it out will just ruin the mood.
>>576590151Country bumpkins are hot, zura
>>576589942>In b4 someone posts that pic.I'll do it anyways
>>576588208
>>576590214They knew the medium meta turned rotten and had to think about their mistakes for a year.
>>576590327Never ever.
>>576590327When they stop banning/disabling debuffs on some CMs. So never.
Sex with Dia's not ai generated tits
>>576590327You builda team twu win, gwo, not twu ruse. U happy. U pridoful. Dominator bad.
Rolling cards for gold skills feels bad if they aren't ace cards because gold trigger rate in independent is so shit. It's all about the stats and hints, and even the stats won't matter much in a scenario or two when 1100 is easier to hit.
>>576585308I like this art style
is there a real life reason why winning ticket is always sobbing and her speech is silly
>>576589369I don't like slop hours
>>576585270Symboli Rudolf but its Rudolf Hess in her suit and in chibi style
Cygames could have easily dismantled the debuff meta by releasing uma or skills that increase performance when opponent fires off x amount of debuffs, as a counter meta pick. Hard banning debuffs is kind of a lame cop out and we won't see that for years.
Sex with Dober's polite, elegant, modest, medium bust
>>576590567Yeah. The writer made her so
>>576589403
>>576590459I don't think I've seen a single podium Dia since release what's up with that?
Are deboofers that strong or are we just bad at building proper aces
>>576590345SOVL
>>576590364all they had to do was just release a strong oguri card like they do all the other characters getting nerfed
>>576590246umas are really possessive
>>576590590Ummm shouldnt the counter be buying more recovery or have lategame skills. Its not really that hard
>>576589942>I miss the early game diversity
>>576585270Oguri Cap tied to a spit being roasted over an open flame!
>>576590809hog spottedthat's not early game
Maybe this way she will become a city girl...
>>576590698They are stronger in medium and in the situation where one uma greatly outperforms others to the point that it's better to support one ace by any means necessary than to run multiple aces.
>>576590676mares...
>>576590809why is that Maruzen censored
>>576590567The real horse was a real sensetive one and would whine if scolded or something. I wish there was a video of that
>>576590590The debuff meta is a result of aces with 1.5x the individual win rate of any other uma existing so there's no point running triple ace instead of boosting the broken uma. Around GFF scenario this will be amplified by every ace being a jobber unless they have fast learner so only running double debuffer lets you make teams in less than 100 runs.
>>576590696I had late surger fatigue for most of mant and the other cms have all been unsuited for her. I did win a room hosted here once with her at least (even though she crashed and burned to the hogs in finals)I'll try and run her in Arima Kino and see how that works out
>>576590676Horny mares are DANGEROUS
yeppers is literally special week but not fat
>>576590989Then she needs to start eating ASAP
>>576590696I won Taurus 2 with her
>>576590698We'll reach the point soon where fast learner is mandatory on your ace. Good luck doing that for three of them when you have an actual life outside of this kusoge.Debuffers takes much less time to train and are usable for almost every CM when you build them right.
>I miss the early game diversity
>>576591060Based!
>>576590931lol xoguri isnt even that strong if you look at the data. shit like end inari one win all the time
>>576590698a double dominator is just the equivalent of one anti-curvature
>>576588750If you already had 1400+ speed by that points it already can be considered a good run, so the non rainbow turns are just rounding out and getting more strengh and stamina. If you had less, which I find unlikely, you're fucked.
>>576585270oguri feet...
>>576589512KEK
>>576589369GL did not save uma. In fact GL is worse than MANT.
yeah bro this [sample size: 4/100000] uma is actually meta
How do I avoid horny mares
Drama?
>>576591387lol no
>>576591426you don't become a trainer
>>576591426I tried lying and saying I was gay, that only made them try harder to "fix me"
>>576591396you dont even know what that means retarded nig. heres the thing when something is low pop you need to do infinitely more samples to even see it. youre literally parroting sample size low= bad like a retard.
>>576591426Do NOT let them smell you or they'll get all weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtv6zpLaesA
>>576591601me as dober
>>576591426You say that as if the stallions are any better.
>>576591564But end inari is both uncommon AND bad in the room data
>>576591426Get a stallion uma
>>576591601sniff sniff sniff
>>576591664sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>576591601this brat
>>576591495I was looking at clubs, as you do, and found this little guy.who is he? where did he come from? is he even /here/
>>576591837This is wrong. We're trainer and trainee.Also weren't you afraid of me
>>576591301
>>576591905I think she's drunk, which would explain why she's being so honest
>>576591839That's my open league bot alt saving until we catch up to JP
Everyone know 1000m record holder, but does anyone know Japan's 1200m record holder? TM Spadahttps://youtu.be/MMVt8lkiYqE
Taiki and Dober are the classic golden retriever and black cat combo
>>576589226>>576589284Ty bro, ty for uma lore
>>576585270Ruby blushing over the trainer head patting her
Calling Curren Chan a whore is on the same level as calling Tachyon a Mommy.
Which italian team/s does Tung Tun Tung Shakur support? Did the horse have any links to Italy?I never understood that loading screen
when a room with 3 teams of oguri with 2 debuffers in rooms what is recorded? 1 win and 2 losses guaranteed. thats why average winrate fags are such morons.
>>576592038Taiki should be bigger here
>>576592005TM Spada gave Seina Imamura her first graded stakes win, who is famous for winning Oaks with Juryoku Pierrot as first Japanese female G1 winner.Looks like owner's gamble on Dirt doesn't paid off, she never been the same ever since ran on JBC Sprint, and finished 9th in Ibis Summer Dash last week, she's just retired recently and will become a broodmare.
>>576585270Mayano Top Gun helplessly watching her Trainer dating Light Hello, focus on Light's giant hips and tiddies, so showing only the bodies of those 2 rather than their faces.
>>576592289
>>576592391perfect
>>576592221She is a Juventus FC fan (eeeeew)
>>576585270Stone age Narita Brian roasting a huge chunk of manga meat.
>>576592323
>>576589835That makes sense, actually.People said cygames didn't expect people to do so many races, but I couldn't understand how that could be true unless whoever came up with epithet stat bonuses forgot that you already get bonus stats from races with race bonus cards.
MASTER Rickey
>>576591509LMAO, GL is really fucking RNG dependent, and there is no fucking way to unfuck your runs. Failed at 5%? No way to remove practice poor. Sleep deprived? Get fucked. You wanna train Gold Ship/Gold City/Fine Motion? Training restrictions are so funny and soulful, am I right? Classic year gave you an all 3 card event bonus song selection? Lol enjoy having no friendship bonus.MANT was exhausting but atleast you had damage mitigation like cupcakes, and heal illness items. Clocks were only an issue if you were resetting everything like a retard. Even an imperfect run was sevicable. GL is more fucking fragile than Ardan's bones, sure you can highroll yourself into Ue, but you can get as low as an A+. I would rather have a 1.5 hour MANT run, because the really shit runs were few and far between, than to waste 8 runs because If you don't get +15 friendship training and +10 special priority by classic january, you will have no hope of getting competitive statlines.
>>576592105
>>576591954oh lord
I need Zenno Rob Roy.
>>576592519nice
>>576592506bbbbbbbbbbut its faster than MANT thouuuuggghhhhhh???????????
>>576592495>>576592445>>576592323Holy kino ty
>>576592506uh oh melty
>>576592532is that a deer? is that a donkey? cmoooon lemme see your face
>>576592289It's Dober who should be smaller. Takiki is known for keep buffing the Doberus.
>>576592323>>576592445brat behaviour
>>576592620Kill yourself
>>576592671Cat like behavior.
>>576592706No
Cafe naizuri!
>>576592221Horse's original name was Air Scudetto
>>576592440
Is it better to get +3 sp now or wait to get TE?
>>576592506I agree with you but did they not remove Golshi/Shichi/Finemo's restricted training? Sweepy's is optional now and I haven't seen Shichi's or Finemo's in ages to confirm
>>576592662Dober's tits should be in my hands
>>576592808always worth it
I told you there would be niggas defending MANT when GL rolls in
>>576592808the sp songs are the most important ones. always buy them asap
>>576589942>Xog feels like a tier 0 umaShe never stops being good. Never. The only thing that actually stops her is them not even running tracks she's good on until way more powercreeped umas come out. But even today in JP they need to be careful. She can still effortlessly dominate on the right tracks.
>Helios, Ruby, KS Miracle, ZephyrAm I supposed to like this group?
>>576592820That was only recently done in JP
Are there any umas (you)'d be too scared to fuck?
>>576592879Do whatever you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypT2FmGZmF8
>>576592865>She can still effortlessly dominate on the right tracks.I think it's over for her nowHer real problem is she doesn't have any mid-race in her kit so even if she still has the most powerful accel in the entire game she can't catch up to umas with less powerful accel but more mid-race.
>>576591664>>576591834>>576591203My trainee is trying to seduce me with her middle schooler body again>>576590696dozo >>572399036 >>572399430
>>576593009What are Ruby's exact thoughts during the shooting of that video.
>>576592038>Dober>cat
>>576592940You mean the wider changes? I had this on my very first run with her
>Sweep, Biko, Flower, MayanoAm I supposed to like this group?
>>576592947Shakur when she's in heat, I feel like she'd use me until she was satisfied without controlling her strength
>>576592837>>576592862I thought TE was more important than + stats
>>576593114This is FlashI'm a fucking dumbass
>>576592947Any time Nishino Flower invites you to meet in privacy.
>>576593196Sp isnt stats. Sp is sp and getting those songs asap is important, because otherwise you arent getting more than in unity2. TE is highest in priority after the 2 sp songs in classic.
>>576593121>Bikodont be a bad man
>>576593196The +SP happens immediately and the +TE doesn't kick in for up to six months
>>576592820Yes. I tried building Shichi multiple times for this CM, and she pulled the training restrictions on every fucking run atleast once.
>>576593123She would bite you a lot, that's for sure
>>576593196SP > TE > stat bonuses > spec
>>576593306How about specialty priority? Is it better than friendship bonus early?
>>576585258she'll make for a nice hag once she's older
>>576592947Cafe's friend
Thinking that Xog is unbeatable without trying is half of what creates a stale and bad meta. If you haven't even tried to topple Xog but are complaining enough to try and dissuade others, you are half the problem.
>>576592379
>>576592947The Mejiros and Satonos
>>576593424No, the friendship bonus is what actually makes your training better. You are bringing 5 cards, it is unlikely none of them land on a friendship training multiple turns in a row. Can obviously still happen but +5 and +10 spec prio isnt going to change that to a significant enough degree to be worth it.
>late pink>reroll>late pinkHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO HAHAHA KEKAROO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEKYPOW
>>5765931961. top is instant, bottom only happens after the concert2. +3 SP is a flat bonus, 5% is a percentage so you don't really see its efficacy as much until your trainings level up
>>576593575Light Hello SEXO
>>576592506>Clocks were only an issue if you were resetting everything like a retard. Play late surgers in mant and say it again. Especially dober ryan
My bro
>>576593575sex with peers
>>576592947Kaichou
>>576593575plap
>>576593651My bro...
Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created
Mayano Top Gun is the best character ever created
>my club's rank goes down during sea hours and then back up during euro hours every day
>>576594007Mambro...
>>576593575Soft HelloHeavy HelloSweaty HelloBouncy HelloLactating Hello
I love rewriting historyYeah golshi sure was unbeatable and not just f2p choice based on how easy she was to train and literally free starter uma
>>576594098>Heavy Hello
>>576593945>>576594003Mayano Top Gun deserves her own anime
>>576594143bwo is rewriting his story
>>576594206I did this
>>576593620Breeding this uma
>>576588054Lmao.
>Mejiro Bright "good ending" is her not being able to keep up with the changing landscape of racing, losing a bunch, getting left behind and accepting that her best days are behind her
>>576594206AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>576594212BANCHOU
>>576593651>casual and lovely sex with my bro>sex after her umadol retirement>getting raped for being a dense mf
>>576594206
>>576594212once again proving that Narita Brian is truly the greatest in the universe
>>576594212damn this bitch Brian looks so ugly
>>576593724May I ask why? To me kaichou seems like prime plapping material
>>576594269Angst is part of umamusumeRacing aint for the weak
who the FUCK is miphew????
>>576594545Thank you for censoring the uma in the backgroun
>>576594269>your max speed undefeated uma is getting left behindI was also surprised that they went with that after all that hard work during her story. On the Bright side at least you're there with her.
>>576593575how can students even compete?
>>576594545apparently it's a reference to another yukino horse, yukino beppinthere's a kanji pun or something, mifuyu is made of the kanji for winter and beauty
>>576594368>denseThat's a trainer who is very much aware of the dangers of this Demonic Entity and rebuffing its advances
>>576593651I've always wondered, for those couples-only discounts, shouldn't they at least ask for a kiss to prove you're actually a couple?
>>576585270https://x.com/teioturbo/status/2084758160636583944Nice Nature whipping her useless trainer
>>576594980They actually make you fuck on the table right there
My bro...
>>576595043I knew it!
Please stop making me want to cum inside Light Hello, I'm trying to restrain myself...
>>576594482Kaichou is attractive dont get me wrong but I fear the thing that may happen next like the possibility of her getting attached to me and I'm too boring and retarded so I'm not confident to give a reply good enough for her jokesalso I don't like Teio
>>576594901he's getting raped anyways
I think I feel good today
>>576595217Hell yeah!
>>576595217Umama nursing handjob...
Anyone running a 20% speed uma like Falco/El? How do you balance power, speed, and wit, without power bonus and while hitting 800+ stam?
>>576595178You WILL laugh at her silly puns.You WILL pound her umanko every night.You WILL be a father to Teio and Tsuru.If you don't, your career will be over.
>>576592947shichi, because if that fucking bitch suddenly wanted to fuck me out of nowhere, then it means i've been put into a fake simulated world
>>576595217>my beautiful wife and idol uma Almond eye>GOT BLACKED RAW AND INSEMINATED BY KITASAN>meanwhile Ebayan is still pureBWOSWHY IS KITASAN KEKING ME ALL THE TIMEREEE
That webm of Still using a fencing weapon is funny
>>576593651Faruko.... ganbatte
>>576593575great, thank you
>>576592947Winning Ticket
>>576595427Fleuret
>>576595350Silence Sexuka
hey
>>576595592Scared you gonna cry too?
>>576595042
>>576595217Sex with us then
>>576595106Just remember she probably stinks of alcohol and booze all the time
>>576595385no...
>>576595217did i miss something? was yesterday bad?
>>576595749Not helping
>>576595846
>>576595609I will use it to shitpost with, thanks
>>576595217Can you do this?
>>576595697Evil Nature...
>>576595697S Nature
>>576592947Umama
>>576595697Yes mommy!
>do Shichi run>hit dirt+mile S>realise I don't have medium sparks>commit to making a miler>can't even use her for next CM because she doesn't have flash forward
>>576595217I love you
>>576595846What the fuck is her problem
>>576595925i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need Kitasan to do this to me
>>576595683Heyyyyyyy
>Light HelloHeavy Farewell would be a cool name for a horse
>>576595925>>576596047do what? what is she doing??
>>576585270Curren Chan brushing her tail with Admire Vega suprised seeing that (focus on Curren)
>>576592038I was going to pose them like in the photo, but I forgot I'm retarded and can't into perspectives
>>576596091Put it on the Winning Post anons list when they ask for names
>>576596107Friction burn handjob
>>576595780Yes!
>>576592865she only feels good cause of stam in her kit but shes actually shit cause of no power growth and an ult that consumes 640 sp worth of junk and a unique slot
>>576596226that would be extremely painful
Umamusume Bra Color
>level a mummy creek for murmur>strugglebus to learn tether because tachyon is a bitch and so is kawakami>finally get it>but the run was too good and creek is just running up front and never getting around to using either one unless goldship's skill forces her to use itMight as well just build an ace at this point...
>>576592865>But even today in JP they need to be careful.No.
>>576596317She's a big girl
>>576596348Why are you running her pace
First attempt at a Bijin for this CM, not too bad but I got fucked over by 3 turns in the infirmary trying to remove Slow Metabolism and my duos Tachyon/Kita and Condor/Rice straight up refused to land on the same training the same turn. I'm also missing around 60 stats because the Grand Live training decided to have all 3 training use the only coin type I had less than 15 of.
I don't care anymore>>5765232571 spot open still?
>>576596353Yes.
>>576596594bro.... you're better than this
I need to rest my face on the chest of my trainee at least once a day.
is this shit bugged or what
>>576594856beppers
>>576596461bigger
>>576596640Lol why would anyone bring X Oguri when Chrono exist
>>576596357For you
I have like 10+ umas with 1 fan count bwos...
>>576596716You are not actually doing the Grand Concert, you need to buy 20(?) songs to get it.
>>576596716You have to get 18 songs before late December 4 more times
>>576596716your manual runs traina!
>>576596691Club is freefalling to B+ might as well
NIGGAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK
>>576596852Give me your Ardan if you dont want her
>>576596852FUCK YOU
>>576596701This but her thighs instead
>>576596451I'm not. You think I'd be complaining about her running to the front? Use your critical thinking skills, bro.
>>576596992agnes hamster
>>576596992>reddit tachyon
>>576596894I do want herjust not as a runner
>>576596860Stego cute.
You guys told me sweepydev would return for grand live
>>576597065based crystal cafe
umas that braps?
>>576596874mambo..
>>576595924
>club is dying>10 members didn't even made 1M>more than half of them have less than 30M projected monthly fans>some of them even keep requesting sashes It's beyond salvation.
Are these mission last forever? I have time to complete them? Atleast 1 week?
Biko Stegasus
>>576597209El Condor PasaSpechudOguri CapKing Halo
>>576596190They both look very silly
>>576597320Need more burger horses
>>576597291These domt expire
>>576597268Why is a stallion making such a lewd face?
I've lost track of jiggie status, here's another jiggie anywayhttps://jiggie.fun/jbFThFhttps://jiggie.fun/jbFThF
>>576597183Sweepy got powercreptSweepydevs job is done
>>576597183we have a better auto than he could ever implement because it actually cheats
>>576597284Still killing my ningen gf
>>576597413she's in heat
>>576597450me when I see an unattended boy at the mall
>>576597450I'm not a little boy so I'm not going to be aroused by this
>>576597183he's working on an ace run capable training policy for bots to use so nobody has to play grand live anymore
>>576597230
don't give up on rickey ace
>>576597450I'm slowly regressing into a vulnerable little boy (30yo, bald)
>>576597582Cutest. Except when Rice Shower is near
>>576597582Cute Mambo
The reason why Rickey is so hard to get normal stats it's because she has TONS of story races in Senior year
>>576597597Banana Falco doesn't exist
>>576597597There are only so many borrows left...
>>576597404You're alright
>>576597548hi
Yae
>>576597776zo
>>576594980Nah, I pretended to be way with a friend multiple times and they never suspected anything, got some nice burgers and fries for cheap. Waitasec...
>>576597767Thx!
>>576597513Huh. Must be european.
It's time to steal the top earners from Mambo.
Regarding the racing outfits, I remember an uma, maybe it was Kitasan, getting wowed that her clothes looks like this and that, they don't personally see how their outfits are going to look like? Does Tracen have their own designer or does Akikawa do it herself?
>>576597889Pretended to be...
>>576597981Not if Mambo steals autis/uma/ top earners first!
>>576598008I thought they submit their own design?
>>576594212I think it would be cool to see ingame races that emulate real life races.
>>576597981If you were worth it, you'd be able to pull from every club and not just mambo
>>576597431>job is doneHeadless communication actually didn't exist in CN and JP, they only knew how to read packets.Chronogenesis was first, the illegal pasa predates honse.moe so he was probably second. So I'd imagine there would be more game breaking cheats if he was still kicking around.
>>576598008the only thing I know is that their outfits are ridiculously expensive, and they can only afford one per uma
>>576597634They are both the cutest.
>>576598008HishiAma’s Racewear events are good at explaining ithttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501012514
>>576598146I was about to sleep
>>576596852You have a BBW Goddess and you're not using her... shame on ya!!
late rickey actually doesn't care about her ult that much at all
>>576597981I will never ever join the jewish cabal!
>>576598230here you go anon, with soundhttps://x.com/legamon01/status/2085326585545310214
>>576598270Then how is she so good?
>>576598146
>>576598269I want Digital to draw a yuri story involving Gold City and Akebono
>>576598368cute
Which uma would let me be her trainer out of pity
>>576598228they translate Toreko as Teach?lmao
>>576598476
>>576597981mambo stocks are dead, invest in haythere
>>576598482How would you translate it?
>>576597981Please take me away...
>>576598547Traineroonie
>>576598124jp pure db existed which needed to do headless profile lookups as well to accomplish what it did. most global headless services are built on the back of https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/other-mmorpg-and-strategy/716977-umamusume-pretty-derby-global-server-network-traffic-reversal.html who documented the global network protocol, I think only chrono released a couple weeks ahead of this writeup.
I'm tired
>>576598476Ruby...
>>576598368a lot of raw undiminished speed stat in unique, hard to get greens, and her growths aren't bad
>>576598679hi tiredI'm torena
>>576586275just ask your club for help
I miss mant so much bwos
>>576598331yamero
>>576598698I don't deserve her...
>>576598547Just leave it like that, you don't need to translate a nickname, it's retarded
>>576597981just wait until the end of the month the mambogeddon is actually happening for real this time
>>576598831I don-Maybe I do...
>>576598882for all it's flaws I really loved how consistent it was
CM Status?
>>576598982
>>576586275this nigga didn't set up autos
>>576598876But they don't call them Torena in english
>>576598982doomed
>>576598653>cygames was destroyed by a pathetic n00bie
>>576598982slopped out a super racist pace-targeting debuffer and hoping that I can ruin some unlucky zog's day.I guess my own zog is done at a bare minimum basis, and I built my late rickey too
>>576598982scam live sucks so I expect a 50% CM win rate and a 1/3 Finals win rate until the next scenario i really see no value in try harding RNGslop
>>576599010I don't feel like opening up Umamusume every hour to set up a new auto run just for the sake of grinding sashes. I'll probably do what the other anon said and do some Pasa runs though. Worst case scenario, Strong Steps isn't that much more necessary than Solid Steps.
>>576598513I'm fine with this
>>576599048What are you talking about? Torena literally means trainer
>>576598982xogger ready and 2 debuffers targeting other xoggers ready as wellif rickey or some late surgers win, it's fine by me
>>576599205Yes. And in English, they call him Trainer."Toreko" is meaningless to an English speaker, but in Japanese it's an obvious riff on Torena. You'd have to change it to Traiko which is fucking retarded.
>>576598982Dire. I'm gonna hope enough lobbies are front and pace heavy that my Digitan doesn't get cucked by positionals. Trying to make a usable Rickey too. I don't know why I'm even bothering when round 2 is going to be hell like it always is, I won't win finals, and XOguris with half the effort I put in will get 1st.
>>576599063god imagine the oyakodon
>>576599157>50% winrateholy tryhard/luckgod
>>576598982My 700 stam xog will NOT get murmured because casual halfbrain stam debuffers can't even be assed to take the dirt aptitude up
>>576597431>>576597183I hope you guys will share it here when its out
Wonder Acute met Wonder Acute.https://x.com/kanoko_sudo/status/2085332453514960954
>>576599538my evil nature ended up with dirt A
>>576599292Maybe for someone who doesn't play the game, but for people who do, the wordplay with "Torena" is perfectly understandable. It's even dumber to make up a word
>>576599587>uma hating on ningen uma is canonjust look at that expression, the beast is pissed
>>576599579>tells you if you're going to hit the failure % on your training or notdisgusting
>>576599648It's about consistency.
>>576598982Grandlive sucks, maybe I dont jive well to this scenario. Its like Im training some URA Finale Uma statline wise but a higher speed
Playing grand live for the first time, what do I do?
>>576599740that seems really unprofessional to me
>>576599783click the fat uma and rainbows a lot
>>576599783give up
>>576599783If Light Hello dont activate date before HopefulGlue the runIf you dont get +SP songs during junior yearGlue the runYou need to have 18* stamina parents to participate this CM
>>576599872That's because you're dumb. But it's okay.
>>576599994I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, but that's just how things are
>>576599972>If you dont get +SP songs during junior year>Glue the runthey don't appear until classic...
>>576598982I probably gonna get to group B, i hope
which /uma/dachi would you rape
>576599579fuck off go back to shilling ur shit on reddit
>>576600085You didn't hurt my feelings at all. I know I'm in the right, and so does Cygames. People pick the strangest things to fixate on about this game's localization (which is overall quite good)
>>576600154Everyone already knows about it RETARDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wrSEiYDKuQ
>>576598146>>576598331>B92 W61 H86>Junior division
>>576600238oh, you're one of those. I'm so sorry your life turned out this way
>>576599579>You can now greed 50% trainings for free
>>576600374???
>>576600265>sweepydev released dumpy which could do this>nobody cares>remezzo hasn't even released his copy pasted version yet>already getting content farmed
I NEED HER FAT ASS IN MY FACE
>>576600085>>576600374idk whose who in this argument but I like the cut of your jib, so you're the one whose right.
>>576600265dumper could do this 6 months ago
I know how important it is for people like you to have the last word, so go ahead
>>576600403Im sorry but no
>>576600401Thats good for someone risk averse like me
>>576600265nigga they have cheats that let you get unobtainable skills and they don't care
>>576600438You will have to be more specific.
>>576600572I know but nobody shared it what program they used, probably only limited to /uma/ discord clubs
>>576600652yes it was kept extremely down low
I’m not a Ryan lover but I will admit she’s cute
>>576600572Cheating in the gold skills is fixedt. cheated in gold skillsI remember when I posted >>541466421 about the event outcomes in october and people thought I was shitposting back then
>>576600438Who?
>>576600772middle row
>>576600297Milk MaidenMilk MaidenMilk Maiden
>>576600772all of them
>>576600772Doesn’t light hello have bigger hips?
>>541466421>>576600724this guy clearly just gambled and guessed, probably did it a dozen times to get it right lolshow me actual proof
>>576600573>>576600772Hers actually
>>576600553now make her naked
>>576600864just wait for overseer and you can do it too
>>576600723*Sexy
>>576600724>>541466421Us SEAbros probably missed the entire thing due to being asleep when you posted it. Mostly NA and Euro could have known this.I only remember seeing someone posted El Condor Pasa doing some other race other than her goal race.
>>576600860She has a bigger belly
>>576600772
How viable is it to focus on two racing styles? I main front, but a whole lot of my favorite horses are pace chasers as well. I'm f2p with no intention of swiping other than the ocasional monthly daily pulls.Do Pace and Front cards overlap at any specific point?
>>576600954idk what that is but I'm not going to cheat.
how many sparks for dirt G to A
>>576600428sweepydev who admitted to attention seeking did it for a few (you)s and moved onmeanwhile rem was spamming that stolen shit everywhere they could
>>576600986The cards dont really overlap, but you get free pulls on a lot of pace cards so it's possible but will require you to be really focused on pulling only cards
>>57660099818 + 2 inspirations
What club do I join so I can sadpost about my 3rd place Group B final next week?
>>57660099810 sparks total, but you'll only start with C. You'll need to hit Dirt at least twice during inspo events.
>>576600998
>>576600998You can't. 10 sparks is the max, so you can only hit Dirt C. You'll need to inspire Dirt 2x to hit A.
576600986>f2p>other than
>>576600986nyosplit maining requires luck or a lot of discipline. But having front maining as a side isn't bad for LOH
>>57660099816 if you want to have a rank at the begining of your career
>it took almost half a year for seapags to copypaste something that was already out on github this whole timeGuess they were trying to figure out how to install python
>>576600506>he thinks he has the choice
>>576601176what snake
>>57660099810+ and you need to hit the pinks at least twice
>>576601176gwo... sweepydev was also SEA...
>>576600506why....
wahey
>>576601191she dreamed you were already married, so you don't have any other choice
>>576601131>But having front maining as a side isn't bad for LOHFront is the main hustle here, there is no other way bro. We go fast and get first, or fucking die and become glue halfway
>>576601176Claude fable not out yet pls understando, copy paste + change ui is very hard saar
>>576601360busy day at work today?
Uma Mating Press
Junior Mate Debut
Ushi sex.
>>576601449it's almost 40 celsius
https://x.com/NotAn4lcoholic/status/2085052304177181055Wtf is this real???
Dober sitting on my face all night as she's working on her next doujin
Is it recommended not to have multiple umas in the same racing style during TTs?
oh i geddit!STALLIONS get snipped when they retire! that's why they are all women in uma land!VERY clever kojima!
>>576601360Hope this shit spreads and cygames doeus something about it. Hope it kills hachimi too, then the JPniggers and especially the staygoldtranny can fuck off
>>576601521Rough.... we got 2 cool(ish) days here before it goes back to 35+
>>576601548>he doesnt know
>>576601191Uh, I do? I'm my own man. I'm allowed to make my own decisions.>>576601348I'm seeing another trainer like myself.
>>576601603Yes because you get bonus points for being the best positioned uma of your style. If your roster is really small then dont worry about it for now since having UG+ umas with a bunch of golds is more important
>>576601296i'd rather work with a chink than a pinoy. Umamusume.
>>576601612>He still plays the game at 30fps
>>576601604D-does this work on boys irl...Asking for, um, a friend...>_<
>>576601687>I'm allowed to make my own decisions
>>576601732>Yes because you get bonus points for being the best positioned uma of your styleWhat if I'm running two fronts, doesn't that usually get them to push each other forward? Should guarantee that at least one of them has the best positioning
>>576600860No Trainer wants a retired uma
>>576601873For TT that matters less since there's NPC umas in addition to your opponent (who probably brought a front too), and instead of consistency all your fishing for is a points high roll.
>>576601807I hate this image, they are so ugly
>>576601296The original sweepydev that crashed out and started doxxing everyone was confirmed SEA, the one that uploaded dumper is a different anon
>>576601603What helped me rank up after going from class 5 to 6 and then back to 5 for a while was go for the unique racing style for each of the three, yeah. You can also go for a 1 strong uma + 2 umas that just have every easily proccable gold imaginable strategy if you're really struggling, but I still prefer 3 good ones.
>>5766020832nd sweepydev is also from SEAEverything is SEAAmerica cant build anything anymore
>Another mahjong horse owned by Fujita is debuting this weekMahjong scenario soon
>>576601604But Kitasan still has his balls
>>576601520my cow
sweepydev settle tomorrow4pm at pioneer mall
>>576602384need a cow wife.....
what's the chance of getting groundwork from Speed maruzen
>>576600995My arcade wife
>>576602354mahjong scenario next please and Helios being a part of it her seiyuu LOVES mahjong
>>576601520>>576602384I don't even know how she's even supposed to compete with those flopping around while she's running
Reset RICE
>>576602498About 6-7% per hint click
>>576602518add a mahjong soul crossover too
>>576602083it's the same guy retard. the story was more like>too many ppl using his shit>feeling the heat from people complaining on reddit>needed people to stop using his shit>warned everyone here 1 day in advance >started doxxing people to intentionally break trust so they fuck offand then somehow he proceeded to learn nothing and released the original headless bot a few months later
>sick of always missing 1100pow by 20points and getting 1pow sparks on autotrain>go 3power card>3*pow + groundwork on first testneat
It's a new day!
>>576602530She runs for fun for her true calling is a broodmare
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>576602083Sweepydev2 = sweepydev1, he forgot to change his git name off of oomatoes when he worked on the "fork", see >>558648687
>>576602946I'm saying this
>>576599994funny how bootlickers have to insult when they have no arguments
Umamusume Nursing Handjob Tier List when?
What did they mean with this?
>>576602946This is true
wonder a cute seiyuu met the horse motif!
>my 1500 spd 900 stam + 2 golds XOguri has a higher wr than the one with 1600 spd 750 stam + 1 goldboth have med S+dirt S and 1100 wit so it's not a matter of being luckier I guess
>>576603226stam threshold track so you get more speed at 901+ stam
>>576594856>>576596725be-ppers??
>dead for 3 months and people are still talking about sweepydev
>>5766032261500 speed 900 stam is faster than 1600 speed 750 stam since it's a stam only track bonus course
>>576602684We love our Singaporean Oppenheimer.
>>576602946She isn't real but I am, just saying..
>>576602518i'm going to fucking puke if you have to play jap mahjong for a mode
I guess I got her now.I dont care about fronts
>>576600986hmmmmmmmmm nyothe only realistically possible 2 mainers are pace and end because end needs like 2 cards total in 5 years but I have yet to see a pull plan for that that works
You're ready, right?
>>576602354>>576602518>>576603427>Everyone is forced to learn mahjong to utilize the scenario mechaniclmao
>>576603404i just know rob roy is one of those quiet girls that's actually crazy in bed
>>576603298How much is the stam bonus worth?
>>576603427it'd be so fun though
Gold City pee in my mouth
haha yes 2 days closer to peak
>>576603597+5% target speed
>>576601550UGH
>>576603717Uhh, how much is that? Is it as good as distance S?
>>576603561...maybe being in a jong club without even knowing how to play will finally come in handy!
Which umas would be weak to anal? Which umas would prefer anal? Which umas would be truthful about it and which would lie about it?
>>576602586>try to build honest Falco or just slop some deboof Naturedecisions
Are you team YEPpers or team NYOpers?
>>5766035971.15x above 601 and 1.2x above 901so 1500 + 901 is 1350 speed post halving*1.2=1610 effective speed stat1600 + 601 is 1400*1.15=1610 as well
>>576603621sigrid.... wrong game
I ate da pasta
>>576603747Dober my love
waow so this is how it feels to be popular
>>576603790Everything is going well until you have to do that senior year race marathon at the end
>>576603226maybe one has better skills than other?
>>576603769distance S is 10%, so half of a distance s
HOLY
>>576603834Damn, maybe I should try Creek
https://x.com/UmaUpdates67/status/2085214580096020572BREAKING: Sources confirm to UmaSports that convicted child rapist and ex-Umatter menace @ItsCallingUma (aka @akaFoxVT aka T. A. Mehalovich) was arrested under yet-to-be-announced federal charges on Friday, July 24th.
>>5766025866, 7 and I rape you; 4 and I'm the raped
>vtuber
>>576603964>hebe jeebies
>>576603964wtf yukippe is a kodomo?
>>576603986go back to /vt/ monkey
>>576604032Would
SS (<=10): ~15.3mS+ (<=30): ~12.1mS (<=100): ~8.6mA+ (<=500): ~4.3mA (<=1000): ~2.6mB+ (<=3000): ~1m
>>576603986who
>>576604149i dont know anything about it desu i just thought its really funny that theres an "umasports" xitter reporting on an umatter child molester
>>576604185But five borrows is only 3-4m... 2 if it's ace runs
The BGM in this scene does not feel like uma
>>576603986>grand live defenders molest childrenChecks out
>>576603774Ikuno Dictus loves anal and getting face fucked and having men cum on her feet.
>>576603561noooo I don't want to play mahjong
>>576604360McQueen...
>>576604360
>>576604032Creek…
>>576598982Shiraoki's will as always
>>5766044572hu reference in 2026?!
>>576603986was he complaining about Mayano
>>576604260Carat refreshes are literally profitable right now anon
I need to have sex with umanko right now
>>576604260you have enough tp for 10 runs a day though?
>>576604517Boy am I glad that she's blocked back there and that we're up here
>>576598982I'm so ready for CM18
>>576601964I want it.
Too many autoruns. Soon I will get rid of all my B umas. I'm sad.
>>576604926You are no Trainer then, you lack the uma racing autism
>>576604698only people with no or paper pusher jobs are able to get through their natural TP at the moment
>>576605169It takes like 2 minutes to set an autorun. Unless you are like a bus driver it's way too easy.
>>576605151Trannylators
luv bobs
>>576605279heart surgeon anon says hi
700+ gold is enough for a late surger for the cm right...
>>576605917
>>576606030
>>576605917https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
B finals secured
>trying to read fantranslated umatore comic>forgot my VPN was turned off and now xitter wants my ID+selfieI can't even voice what should be done to the elites and faggots that enabled this digital ID kind of laws worldwide.Kazikli Bey their asses but irl, as a joke, hypothetically speaking of course.
>>576606446Kraut bro...
>>576606419oh no no NO NO NO
>>576603986>that hair styleFucking always
>>576604360I wish I get reincarnated as an uma so people do this to me
Ricky has too many races in carrier its insane
>>576606446>worldwidebro...
>>576606446Just show ID goyim
>>576598982:)
>>576606446resistance is futile
>>576606446all it took was "but it's to protect le kids!!!" propaganda to make the goyim fall for itPretty Derby
>>576606671how autistic are you guys I never notice anything like this the amount of races one has I just play the game
>>576606480*UK bro
>>576605687retard
Anything I should improve here before I use a borrow or is this fine?
>>576606835Why is this pretty derby naked
>>576606705>he doesnt knowoy vey...
>>576606972seiun wit is good if you have it, you dont really need riko
>>576606480I'm a third worlder>>576606705Pandora's box has been opened. Now politicians know they can get away with that kind of powergrab without being hanged on streetlamps so they will do it.>>576606835mfw a fucking pedo spearheaded that psyop here
>>576607069Nah dont have Seiun at a good enough lb. Riko is mostly just there to make the run smoother and not get completely stam gapped in career races.
isn't it borderline racist that the localization of a real Nippon dialect is being portrayed as a joke in the global version?
>>576606835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLDzjSy5DxY>>576607097>I'm a third worlderSo a european?>spearheaded that psyop hereMany such cases.
>>576606972Replace Riko and Finemo with Tosho and Ardan Wit.
I made a very funny Ricky Come join lobby pls1591711815917118
>>576607303>racist>against Japanesethat's like saying that it's bad to kill a murderer
AIEEEEEEEWHAT IS THE DEMON DOING HERE?????
>>576607303People in Japan look down on it. It's called zuu-zuu-ben because it sounds mumbly and hick-like to Tokyoites.
>>576607303...no?
>>576607303>Isn't it racist for global to portray hickeys the same way the japanese do in the original?Take a wild guess
>>576607543She's going to turn yeppers into a proper city girl
>>576607543
>>576607440>full
>>576607303if cygames had balls she'd talk in nigganese
>>576607480if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same
>>576607303Nigga it's a Japanese translation by a Japanese company if it was racist or if they were offended by it they would not have given the ok
Im still a speedlet...
>>576607813>>576607813>>576607813
>>576607776>it's a Japanese translation by a Japanese company Translated by retarded AMERICAN BORN AND RAISED white ""girls""
>>576607890read the rest of the post retard
>>576607751quality over quantity
>>576603226post uma and d*ck
>>576600864People have known about this for 4+ years at this pointYou can literally go back 2 posts in the chain and see a GitHub link with some chinks talking about how JP finally fixed it in 2024https://github.com/UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer/UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer/issues/94If you go back through their repo to 2022 (just before MANT released) you can see that they mapped out a bunch of responses for success events from back thenhttps://github.com/UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer/UmamusumeResponseAnalyzer/blob/dab73ff89f7c3a51adc9cf153e16bcc241806361/successevents.json#L6The picture shows a translated version of the same event, "Victory!", and just like in the webm you can see for this event the "index" 1 means -5 energyIf they had also stored the bad events then you would see 2 = -20 energy, but they didn'tYou can search the github repositories for sweepy/dumper and find that he also reads select_index, just like that anon, and just like the chinkshttps://github.com/search?q=repo%3ASweepTosher%2Fumamusume-sweepy+select_index&type=codehttps://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/blob/9b9d7c1285f179d4870ae75a4e50cd18bac90c37/data/event_outcomes.jsonhttps://github.com/SweepTosher/dumper/blob/main/outcomes.jsonThese are from MANT, so the outcomes are different, and the way he stores them is different, but you should hopefully get the idea by nowThe first time you encounter a specific event you won't know if the select_index is good or bad, every event has different outcomes after all, however, the responses for that event will always mean the same thing, so by taking note of the event_id, select_index, and the effects of that select_index you can map out all the good/bad outcomes, and then create a program that shows you what will happen when you click that choice, effectively removing RNG.
>>576610747AI post?
>>576611336Just because I type like a retard doesn't make me an AI
>>576611706s-sorry
>>576610747Something I forgot to mention is that cygames was very aware of this 4 years ago, people figured out you could go offline and see the outcome, then restart the gameTheir "fix" for this was to make it so you don't get the choice popup again when resuming a career
>>576610747This is good information, anon. Nice job + Thanks
>quoting deleted postwhat was it
