Previous: >>580373987 >Global Game NewsNEW PATCHhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/july-2026-rebalance-skillsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Yamanin Zephyr (3*), Festival Inari One (3*), Festival Tamamo Cross (3*), SSR Symboli Kris S, SR Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, SSR Oguri Cap, SSR Yaeno MutekiCurrent CM: Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/Current Event: Hark Back Run Forward, Uma Outing!>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/n90q71.jpg 09/15 - Nakayama Festa (3*), SSR Super Creek, SSR Mr. C.B.09/15 - Scorpio Cup - Kyoto Turf 2200m - /Right/Fall/Firm/09/23 - Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top Road09/28 - Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian09/28 - Illuminate the Heart Story Event09/28 - Holiday Celebration Part 1>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Shinko Windy (3* alt), Fenomeno (3* alt), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Biko Pegasus, R Samson BigNew Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
live, /uma/
RICE HATE
Rice rape
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Announcing the Haru Urara Memorial Races to be hosted in about 8 or so hours, consisting of;Arima Kinen 2500 Long Turf (I just finished making 8* long/turf parents)Nambu Hai 1600 Dirt Mile (so everyone can join in the fun)I wouldn't mind hosting it multiple times (113 times perhaps) if there's demand, see you there anondacchi
>>580395605>>580395607No. Rice LOVE
>>580395291Merry Kris S as they say
sex with bread
>He pulled
Urara's ass isn't that small
>>580395680Could you really say you love her if you wouldn't rape her?
>>580395623heyyyyyyyyyyy qt what’s wrong ahahah ?
Mares are dangerous, approach with caution.
i am from country what umamusume is for me
>finish parent running early>still no acesThere's always a catch...
Digitan LOVE
How long does it take for the game to increase daily borrows?And what do other people do when their daily borrows end?
>>580395782We both consent
>>580395854i almost never exhaust borrows but when i do i like to fantasise about sleevejob umamusumes
>>580395804but that's just Uokka, the purest mare who wouldn't hurt a fly
>>580395854i haven’t borrowed in a while because i’m making parents
>>580395854When my borrows are out I close the game and do something else.If there's a half tp event I do fan runs
>>580395994i want sleevejob from the right hand demon
Creek Love?
>>580395996You can make parents without borrowing???the fuck
LAISU FREE ACCESS UMANKO
falco INDIFFERENCE
>>580395768Plapping the City
>>580396082noooo tama don't fall for the looping propaganda
>>580396082bwo…
>>580396075
>>580396020Easy on the bread...
>>580395854>How long does it take for the game to increase daily borrows?3.5 anni>And what do other people do when their daily borrows end?You're supposed to use your borrows to make your own parents then you unlock the infinite borrow glitch
>>580395671>8* turf/long only gets you to Dhmmm
>>580396324curren chan
Tachyon LOVE
>front
>>580396452luve me Tachcute Tachwife, simple as
>>580396446wa kyou mo kawaii
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>580395531
I think my club hates me.
leaked script from seriru's upcoming videochanmi sagittarius cup 2nd strategycondition: right/winter/good/cloudylate-race position33 meter before the late-race cornerangling and scheming and let's pump are validweather/track conditionsthis race is good of cloudypower goes down, but stamina doesn't go downendurance guideline. stamina + guts = 1300 + one gold recovery skill
>>580396719umama...
I hate my club now actually
imagine if they turned your dad into an anime girl
>>580396689Why is it always Maya who's dressed the sluttiest
>>580396719Mambro...
>>580396825Neth...
Every day until someone joins!The one and only indomitable MAMBO (379642070) is recruiting 1 (one) neigha interested in being part of an elite A+ club.Join now! Reply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
Brick-182 still has a spot open for (You)!chill and comfy A+ club 50mil every month, reply with your ID and I'll invite you or apply in game with /uma/club ID: 835612678
>>580396840Because I asked her to
>>580396881How do you guys manage to stay on A+ with half of the club being borderline flatliners?
...Men?
>>580396972join to find out!
>>580396840
I love my genius wife!
>>580396825which one?
>>580396751>no pace promote pasa mentionwitfraud fell off
Some one leave your club and join mambros
>>580397263but if someone joins they will stop the funny recruitment posts
>>580397383Well that's try i like mambo melty (in a good way)
>>580397263i’m strongly considering it but this also means the dahby edits will cease
Why don't they fix Pasa's kit before giving her a new gold skill?
>>580397428did you have a stroke anon or am I the one having a stroke reading your post
>>580397383If someone joins I'll still make the post for the rest of the month, but with 0 spots open instead!
>>580397535change try for true, sorry
Which uma is mogging Natie in her card art? Is that teio?
>>580397747Yes you stupid blind nigger
but why is Ex-danchou in the wrong Mambo club right now
>>580397747yeppers, if Teio had a an umaschizo it would be Neicha
>>580397747up skirt fingering
>>580397747
Imagine fucking TEIO mogging you
>>580397109U
>>580398019>Imagine fucking TEIOevery day
which club is the one with all the erp
>>580398039Sorry to hear that. Mambo has a spot if you weren't aware
Dober should learn kendo I think she would be good at it
If trainers don't have rights, are they just toys to umas?
>>580398081umanco
>>580398019What's that supposed to mean..!!
MAHJONG FESTA IN LIKE 6 DAYS
>>580397874...he's not the brightest is he?
>>580398081Mambo, join up for free sex with anons!!
>>580398121big brown boobies
>>580398121yeppers
TOKAI TEIO WAS A HERO AND I WONT HEAR ANYTHING ELSE!
Do your princess legend race mofokas
Tokai Teio Hero'd herself
>>580397971I think I get why the goslingposters exist now.
>>580398482finished those YESTERDAY
holy shit man CM19 might actually be worse than cm17, at least then you could blame the lack of options on it being Dirt
>>580398683Why? It's an oshi cm
>>580398792fuck you,,
I think I'll get borgar today
my fuarking hero
>>580398683I'm sending in whatever and making it to group A finals again
>>58039893128 years old...
>nearing the half of the month>SOME clubs still haven't filled their 1 (one) (uno) (singular) slothow do we fix this
>>580399049The great AutisTama merge
coming across an issue where in rooms Golshis midgame is just too good because everyone is running double debuffer soe she naturally shoves herself into 4th, 3rd, 2nd place
Why is Orfevre's stud fee so low compared to Kizuna?
>spark 1* gutsI'm never going to get a 3* spark....
>>580399049Use THAT
>>580399049i will join your club if you agree to ERP with me
>>580399049this is cope but i think being harder on flatliners as a collective would encourage people to use their fucking tp and make it so clubs don't have to kick anyone and thus not need to recruit in the first place
>>580399289welcome to mambo
>>580398250It's true that Simboli Kris rapes (you) in the story?
>>580398792as long as your oshi's name starts with O and ends in Cap
drop to b+ it's comfy
>>580399502sorry cheval, you got powercreeped by the hobo grooveling not even posting gourmet parade can save you
>>580399483No.... but Rudolf sets you up to become Kris's trainer
You want dom dom? I will give you dom dom
>>580399502
>>580399483Roll for her in December and find out.
>>580399687give him a break you will never learn how to do it properly if you don't practice
>>580399483https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/jp/character/1083You can always check it out
>>580399661>>580399756If she's just cold and autistic I'm going to cry
>>580399247Because Kizuna is a better site?
>>580399904Nah she cute and autistic
>>580399714
>>580399904Well... she def shows her affection in more subtle ways so don't expect modern day JP uma levels of pandering.
>>580399714that chest is so sexy
Inari one is really hot... I would give her 20 childs
Inari one is really hot... I would give her 1 child
>>580400091shortstacks are dangerous anon....
>>580400091Indiandachi…
>>580399641>hobo grooveling*unhobos*
>>580399952>sitesire*
Tamamo cross is really cute... I would give her food
>HEY GUYS WELCOME TO LE SAGGYTITS CHARME GUIDE TIER LIST TIER LIST TIER LIST LE STAMINA GUIDELINES LE BORROW CARD LE FRONT PACE LATE END GUIDE (60 minutes per style every hour second bazingawoo) zzzzzzzzzz>hey guys hanshinjuvenilefillies67 here welcome to the saggitarius cup 2 guide for base and wedding mayano thank you for the views on the scorpio cup guide for mayano last time alright lets start with front maya well the pros and corns are (full 30 minutes dive into mayano (uno uma))REAL SHIT
Tokai Teio is
>>580399714>TorepiYou're not Helios
Several times i've almost done all the daily shit before doing the first Uma Outing so im sure to have the daily shit automatically trigger the second Uma OutingBut just now i was in a hurry, the daily reset is coming, and i tried to get everything cleared out, only to realize at the end that i didnt do the first Uma OutingNow i dont even have the time or even TP for a quick career and i have no way to clear enough meter for the second Uma Outing......
>>580400273debatable
Is coffee good for you?
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/xanDXY>https://jiggie.fun/xanDXYhttps://jiggie.fun/xanDXY>https://jiggie.fun/xanDXYhttps://jiggie.fun/xanDXY
>>580400273is what? finish that sentence
>>580400280
>>580400338Loser bricked himself
wei
>>580399952>Deep Bond>0 G1 win>Lucky Lilac>4 G1 win in the same era as Almond EyeI mean if they are satisfied that one of the most expensive sire is a sire that breeds good horses but no exceptional horses
>>580400161For you
>>580400338Jellies!
>>580400508For me it's Wu
>>580400260hanshinjuvenilefillies67god
>>580400260Link it then
>>580400523Its impossible for Tama-chan to compete...
>>580400797Tama is very tight
>>580400354perchance
They should remove all the black parts of the outfit, it would be so fucking perfect. They ruined the side boobs
>>580400874So Inari One isn't?
What did cygames mean by this?
honestly so bored with this game lately that I'm considering agp posting in here again
>>580400874Inari is very fertile and has a nice grip to her
>>580400964Verxina sex
>>580401005Tamamo owes me sex
>>580400260hanshinjuvenilefillies67 IS A FRAUD SLOPTUBER BECAUSE HEuhhlost another CM with maya again.....oh...
>>580401052pick a hot uma please
>>580401052don't you have discord for that
>>580400797Not so fast, consider the following
stop dickpulling
>>580400516Both from an owner and breeder perspective there is a higher chance of profit if you go with KizunaIt's as simple as that
tam tam sex
>>580401162She's cool but in a slightly autistic way
>>580401005Oppai lolis are nice but I love this body type too
>>580401052just play a new game nigga
>>580401052mcqueenposter... welcome home...
stop bricking other people's account by making them dickpull
>>580400772thats the jokeit is unexplored sloptuber territory (oshi guide for every CM)
>>580401404Its cause that body type is purpose designed to get pedo cocks hard
>>580401257I never pull out
>>580401586You know what to do then, I'm counting on you
stop posting lust provoking images before reset I don't want to goon
what would "most autistic umamusume" top 5 look like?
>>580401380The Showa era umas earn this description well
>>580401781Oguri Cap in first
>>580401619Look at those beautiful mosquito bites
cm19 status?
>>580401860it was over before it even began
>>580401858
>>5804018602 bad aces and the same debuffer Ive used for 5 CM and need to remake
>>580401860I'll make some shitty end xog then clank some debuffers two days before the cm starts this is about all the effort this CM deserves
>>580401202I may settle on natie shrimply because that one pic of her with no skirt that got posted a bit ago made me feel things.>>580401459that wasn't me.>>580401241Yeah. But I also just kinda felt like doing it here because #whynot
>>580401720No
remember back in 2025 when umamusume felt like a deep nuanced game
Umarollers...
>>580402031>natieThere's worse choices I guess. Good gooning
>I received flowers for Haru Urara. >The flowers I received have been placed by Urara's side. >Thank you for your kind thoughts.
>>580401781my neurodivergent queens
>>580402031>That wasn't meSo my harem of umautogynephile slaves grows... Excellent...
>>580401781>Oguri Cap>Silence Suzuka>Mihono Bourbonuhhhhhhh..........I got nothing else, someone help
>>580401860two competitive aces and one bad are that I'm running anyway
What's a good build for Inari One? Should I make her for long or medium distances? Dirt or turf?
7 minutes to do her legend race
>ulala has been dead for a year...uh no she is still alive in UMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY tho
>>580402174yes?
>>580402139It still does, I still don't understand anything and every new unique has 5 lines of activation requirements
>>5804017811. Narita "Uggo" Brian
>>580402139nigga this is literally what playing URA was like
>>580402364Fest Inari is long turf, normal Inari med dirt (turf/evo)
>>580402313>Mihono BourbonMy cute android wife... I can't believe the ending we get to meet his father and win his approval
Backstretch bros... Are we activated?
>>580402364Original tends to perform better as a Late since the unique has a duel requirementYou can do Turf if you want, but for TT just do Dirt for the extra Gold (mile)Her alt is a Long End that also works well on any shorter track that ES works well on
>>580402364Inari is really fucking flexible. You can run her with some success on every single track. Hell, even the CM20 I think it is, whatever is the next sprint CM we have, festival inari will be well suited by unique and skills, she just has the aptitude hurdle to climb. If you're asking for where should you run her if you don't want to force something because she's not your oshi, then festival is medium and long turf and normal is medium dirt
>>580402585>I can't believe the ending we get to meet her father and win his approvalnot only that, Bourbon tells (You) her feelings and how (You) are most definitely not her father and her feelings for (You) are different than the feelings for her father. Then she turns red as a tomatoBOURBON WIFE GETTO
>>580402307do NOT call me that shit wtf
I wish I was Mejiro Ardan and force trainer to suck on my nipples while tied up humping him but stopping when I feel like he's about to blow as punishment for looking at other umas for even a second
>>580401860Finally got a usable endguri after 1 week of training. I have grandlive so much. Waiting for new day to finish the career for dailies
>>580402569Nigger, I'll kill you
>try to do club loading over reset to skip new day prompt/login bonus>check on club mission popup complete>think i did it>go to click donation list>it's a new day!>kicked back outAt least I still got all my donos done...but this trick is a scam...
>>580402879Need to suck and grope your nice tits..
>>580402582>>580402729>>580402757I see, thanks anon then I'll build her stamina and power >>580399250. I'm going to use this one for dirts
wowee
>>580402964Curren would never do this
it is a new day
>>580403454I want to slap Doto
>>580403454I want to plap Doto
>>580402879Please Ardan those were but fleeting glances. You know my heart belongs to only you
>>580402827I wish all umas were like this... Fuji was nice too. I'm going to build the best Bourbon and win everything, except the CM I'm not going to bother with those
hey
Pedos fear big tits!
holy cute I want to suck on her tongue
sad
>>580403781Greetings, Knowledgable Avian
>>580403715what sad
>>580402879Ardan wouldn't be this lewd
>>580403715*hugs*
>>580403592Bourbon, Suzuka, Ardan, Super Creek, and Dia-chan are the most blatant I can think of. I don't have Fuji yet (will start grinding for her next week after I unlock Ogurifat)
Rate my dating album
>>580403595yo
>>580403715She's gone, V. Just distract yourself until you can get over her.
>>580403961you're a sluuuuuuut
>>580400797>>580401096also Inari can feed childrenTama cannot even feed herself
>>580403961I am completely distracted by how smol flower is next to oguri
>>580402174Tama dented my stash>>580402547I wonder if this includes those carats on botted runs
>>580401860struggling out my ass to get a usable anime teio + mcqueen even though i know i'll still lose to the xogteio needs power bonus though so i'm gonna finish the event for the mlb ardan first
Inari OOOOOONE
I kiss Teio on the forehead whenever training is done
>>580404104It might actually, it gives a higher estimate than the previous spreadsheet
>>580401860I hate grand live I never have good runs I will not run meta
>>580404104>600 on fenomeno stam
>>580403951>SuzukaI'm gonna be honest. I don't remember
>>580404471Now that you mention it that seems retarded, might as well use 200 then crystals
SEX WITH HAGS
I'm happy I got Bourbon her third CM win and first Ms. Victoria this CM.
>>580403334>>580403574>>580403860
I have strong urges to fuck Inari. I wanna grope her tits while i cream her umanko
>>580404625>sex with hag>post a young and fertile uma???
>>580403715>last uma outingyeah it's sad
>>580404625Imagine the smell of her hag stench...
my fav. Inari image
AIR SHAKUR IS CUTE AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING OTHERWISE
>>580404814Torena... she's young and she even speak like young people do
>Tama run is going pretty good. She's getting the Stats, hitting the right songs, and already has Medium S, Solid Strike, & Swinging Meastro>Hit senior year and she randomly gets hit with Slacker>OK, this is fine. I can save this run. Just need to fix this and I'm go->TAKES 3 TIMES JUST TO GET IT CUREDThanks Cygames. Really needed that for a bricked run on one of the hardest GC Uma careers
Feng Shui is so cute
>>580404625HAG SEX
>>580397747For some reason I thought she was aura farming all of this time (despite the card's story), LMAOOOOO WHAT A LOSER (affectionate)
I want my girl failure Ruleship
>>580404486Her onsen event is amazing. And her story writes her in such an emotionally close and mutually reliant relationship with (You) that I was genuinely surprised. It's basically pic related but over the full course of the career.
>>580405047Groove needs to understand that you're meant to do that topless
>suddenly propaganda Why
>>580404802It's over...until the next one in a month
>>580405241edo umanko is good for you
>>580405241she's always been my wife
>>580405074You're really asking for it! >>580405241
>>580404625but she is just a student
>>580405352Same, I just rolled her last night
>cygames is a premium partner of the l'arcsoooo... gibs at october 4 perhaps?
>>580405457lmao
>>580405457yeah october 4 (2030)
>>580405241We love edo girls!
>Pasa pot 7 levelWhat do you guys think about this? There's no way Cygames actually give a big buff to a 2 star from the release of the game, right? They will just give her Check everyone has from Air Groove while the rest of her kit stays useless for medium and that's it.The real issue is her unique honestly. With Spe, Suzuka and Teio they showed they also fix the unique skill but El's unique just can't be buffed for medium without making it useless for mile or too OP. Either you remove the hp requirement and the accel and buff the target speed but that would make it useless for mile. Or you make it work for any late-race straight or replace it with a big current speed boost which would be too OP especially for a 2 star.I mean why not release an alt at this point.
>>580405457
>>580405384She's naked and I woke up next to her? Ulala is a child...
>>580405565finally witgawd pace promotion strategy will work!!!!!!!
>>580405187She may be a failure,
>>580405518Is gluttony somehow lucky today?
>>580405615Even a child deserve to lose her virginity
who did you go on dates with torena?
>>580405565Vision Skill reworkSoon
>>580405780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63MTVWWnrl8
grandlive HATE>rainy daysSP autism
>>580405787
Should I quit my club to make them drop rank faster?
>>580404992was a good jiggie
>>580405787>didn't even finish all dates with some of themI suck at cheating on my oshi
>>580372683Some faggot has to do it
>>580405709If only, I saw a ton of JP players on X saying they are waiting Pasa's evo announcement to build herAs if they will make her good when they can't make money from it since she's free>>580405895The CM is in less than 3 weeks
Who's the biggest UmaXtrainer supporter and why it's Rudolf?
>>580406095mambwo nyo...
>>580406276Tsuyoi...
>>580401860Loopin as always...
>>580406276Now that's a real hag!
>>580405780Ulala umanko...
>>580406276Based. Did you get your pair of sunglasses yet?
>>580405787I'll do El's last outing later when I finish a career.
>>580405563post more?
>>580406538
>>580406720I don't want to be banned, I have other boards where I need to post
>>580406724>>580406538Uma boobs are too powerful. I don't think I could be their trainer without popping inconvenient boners...
Danchou started dropping names in the chat
>>580406926>check thinking it's not my club of course>it's my clubuh oh danchou melty
This is LITERALLY a boy
>>580406926They keep track of their body count?
two months until my trip to Germany
Is a pace useless without descent?
>>580406926mambro...
>>580406926mambwo...
>>580407057Peel off her clothes and be surprised
>>580406538stupid sexy robot autist
>>580407103Difficult to have enough accel without at least the whit
Finally got Oguris casual outfit, she was my first 3 star
drama?
>>580407323Me on the left
>>580407103no DD = raped by xogger
no
>>580407706suzuka... no....
>clubslop post>"MO... MOZAMBIQUE...?"laughtrack.ogg
>>580407483what about (You)r club?
>>580407828That's our Rean!
I hate Falco so fucking much
I think I'm in love with an umadol...
>>580407828I kek everytime :DDD
>You need Determined descent to win with PaceOK>Actually, you're better off with straight descent and Solid Strike to win with PaceSo which is it???
>>580402879finally Ardanposter going on the dom sidei'd totally beg to cum
>>580408154solid strike is gambling, DD is not, kinda
>>580408154The latter
>>580406926gwamgw0...
>>580408154the nishino card kinda blows besides the gold
>>580408103why does it look like he's leaning over it would be better to crop the top slightly
>>580408103No trainer is gonna commit suicide with Ruby's needy umanko right there
>>580406902Donna's toreina has that problem, too
>>580406902There are some umas who will actually take that as a compliment and indulge you into naughty stuff
orenji
Does spurt work on cm20
Curren chan just put her finger to her lips in a shushing motion and winked at me, am i gonna be okay?
>>580406902is it really inconvenient if they pop when umas excrete pheromones for umapyoi?
>>580408742yessss!!!!!
>>580408742no
I'm spurting
>>580396689Flatties are dangerous...
>>580408249That's like every wit card besides FM
>>580406926Weeks ago danchud was psychoanalysing our umarollers
>EURO goon hours
>>580409001well the oguri card is just better and it has even a straight descent hint, it's basically made to be the borrow here
Which one do I pick as a 3rd speed card for Coguri?
MatikaneFUCK
>feeling a bit eepy and with a headache while playing my run>suddenly hear idols on my youtube playlist>heart filled with joy and mood becomes greatmaybe I should watch more concerts in the game, idols are the best
>>580409402EURO goon hours are dengerous...
>>580409518i agree
>>580409483gwo all 3 of these are ass
>>580409627yes? and?
>>580409483Adran to GAMBLE max
>>580409483probably bourbon for the sp bonus idk
>>580409402goon hours only happen when the am*ricans or the indonesians&co wake up. this is light work
>>580409892that how it works?
Oh my god, she's coming right at us!
>chibi>still has huge tits
>have to send a bunch of job applications until the end of the week>can't even automate them because each org does its own thing and won't take just a cv + basic info>all for naught as I'm basically unhireable (little experience for my age)Umamusumes for this feel?
>>580410032
>>580409953Yes. Yes it is.
why is she looking at me like that?
i want to do first careers and stories at home so i can listen to them but by the time i get home I'm tired
>SEApy doesn't have a relative in a company that insta hires himNGMI lad go to EU instead
The groovelings
>>580410283truly fascinating stuff this...
>>580410284I'll be praying for the health of your pelvis later today, torena.
>>580408154Xoguri shits on you regardless btw
>>5804018602/3 done, just need Biwa to get a run where I get my chains done and Head-On/Straight Descent alongside Ignited Spirit PWR as a treat
It's really fucked up that this scenario puts the FTE bonuses at senior year so you're shitting your pants rushing to get those and the trainings to make use of them ASAP.
It's always goon hour.
>>580410309Meine Ehefrau....
Hello friends!!!
>>580401860I have an A finals team, I don't have a winner teamI'm doing fan runs instead of remaking my aces
>>580410336>EUThat's where I'm applying bwo
>>580410472Stego cute
>>580410671Sie ist perfekt.
>>580410697Hello babydacchi>>580410727best of luck to you my friend
>>580410213
wahey
>>580410425long ears erotic
>>580410906truuu
>not a single facility gives the token you want on the last turnI must not be the only one who notice the game always always ALWAYS fucks with you like this
>>580410869Smelly gamer failure they gave some of the biggest tits in the game to
>>580410619Personally I've already came today and thus need to recharge before I can start thirsting over Umamusume: Pretty Derby characters again.
>>580410830>>580410671>>580410309Marriage with Flash and NOT going to Germany!
I need to stop masturbating to Super Creek.
>>580410425I wish Tony Bin could be an uma
>>580404706Sexy vixen
>>580401860It's in 2 weeks ask again later
>>580411249why
>>580410348Umm I can see hints of Helios buttcheeks...
Danchou wants us to push for S next month
>>580411249Get a girlfriend and get her to dress up as super creek.
>1200 Distance S = 1446 (20% Increase)>1600 Distance S = 1887 (15% Increase)Who the fuck said Distance S is 5% speed
>>580408742my spurt always works
>>5804114511200 Distance S is better than 1600 Distance S because it's 20% vs 15%?
>>580411451because the 5% increase is the increase to the speed stat multiplier of the late-race coefficient. That multiplier results in the numbers you posted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krZEq2-vysetc etc
>>580410697sup, cute poster!>>580410798so truu
>>580411451Retards saw this and stopped reading
>>580410697Hello creep!
>>580410056chibi with huge tiddies and thighs are the hottest thing in existance
>get tired of trashmamo's nonexistent speed growth>swap to sweep>get fast learner and S>end up with a giga lowroll>there were so many dead turns, riko's date all got used up, and still had enough to just do rests>last 3 turns were just single rainbows, and last turn failed with 5%I'm so tired of this game. If I hard pity nakayama, I'm just deleting the account. I don't really want to do this anymore.
>>580411640My favourite sex pest.
Fusaichi Pandora
>>580411249Do you think Creek would want that?
>>580412015do umarollers really?
>>580412129>ring light
>>580411451"Speed stat * aptitude = speed stat" is an oversimplification and you should look at the formula and m/s values instead
>>580411676Distance S has diminishing returns after speed hits a certain amount.
>>580411679>1200 distance S = 1323 distance AYes>=1446 speedHuh? I thought speed is sqrt(500*adjustedStats)?
>>580412056you rang?
>>580412262what a slut
>>580412262I wish Gold City was as much of a mature cougar like Pandora
>>580412076this bitch is cute as hell
>>580411249keep going, you're doing good!
>>580412419Thats my wife
>>580411656Ulala's dress looks so thin and easy to take off...
im so sorry open leauge this cm sucks
Dahby wife
AGP stands for Auto Generated Parents right?
>>580412638running idle activates festive miracle btw
>>580412715Yes I know, but endguri will rarely activate running idle before the final straight
>>580412714noppers.
Kinda sucks that the mainstream normie opinion about uma musume is the game being the worst part
I was trying to get a 3* power spark. Why are you like this Oguri....? Her parents where all 3* power spark. I can't do nothing with this
>>580412812the only way to deal with tiny woman
>>580413234I really get hyped when my end uma start to rise from the bottom to the top. I love when that happens, end umas are my favorites
>>580413234I don't blame them because MANT was ass and so is GL
>>580413239>Her parents where all 3* power sparkthat has no effect on what blue spark will appear (aside from if it helps you hit 1100 pow)
Give me a top 5 best umas for the next long CM.
>>580413234Why do people login to a game they do not like?
>>580412812>don't reuploadAnon... you're such a delinquent
>>580413457kitasan blackseiun sky (both versions)supreme racist spechudnarita brian blazegolshi
>>580413457Spechud (Racist) x5
>>580413234I don't know what this xitter post means.
>>580413440>he thinks GM will be better for rng or whatever you're complaining aboutHave you considered that mabye you dont like the game and shouldn't be here?>>580413497Idk ask the 5 anons above you
>>580413457No, I will enter Curren and she will like it.
>>580413457Kitasan BlackKitasan WhiteGolshiTamachud (original)Taishin
>>580413457Kitasan BlackSeiun SkyChristmas Oguri (forma de late or end)Spechud (forma de Supreme Racist)Anyone with built in NSM that can run as late or endAlso Brian Blaze (if she comes out before final)
>>580413454Yeah but who need a wits sparks anyway? It's such a hassle
Do I want a Racist Spe chud parent for Fronts in the next Long
>>580413457taishinkitasanb.seiunj.spev.bobo>>580413580i wouldnt be surprised if they push back blaze brian so she's unavailable for cm20
>>580413631Weirdly hot
>>580413457My favorites
>>580413751>Racist Spe chudAs opposed to what, liberal spe fag?
>>580413620I liked Unity THO
>>580413943all spe's friends are mixed race and she let her daughter date a brown uma... spe is lib as hell
My trainee looks at me like this
>>580413751No order condition, go nuts
>>580414209BASED
>>580413497sunk cost, there are people that have been logging into gbf for years that detest it
Which anons are getting scouted by your club right now?
>>580414321kys disgusting currentranny
>>580414204
>>580413497I like the game I dont like GL.There were days where I woke up and felt like playing MANT, crazy as that sounds.
>>580413620there is no way you think gl is fun, mant took too long but the gameplay was good unlike this trash
>>580414321how can danchous scout for anons is not like they can tell when someone is quitting their club
>>580414250So basically I want Kita unique, both Seiun uniques and Supreme Racist SpeChud unique, maybe NYOpera unique too?
>>580414530>he doesn't know about the underground dacchi transfer market
>>580414661>danchou is exchanging me for a goat and a flatliner in the danchoucord
>>580414606Prioritize and make a chart on what you want as parents and grandparents
>>580414530We told you the danchocord was real
when is Sirius coming to global?
>>580414838
>>580414530Most high fan grinders post here and you can recognise them after a while especially if they join rooms.You can tell if they're a bit annoyed with their club and then you try to scout them
>>580414903
>>580414905so that's why I received that weird message in irc
>>580414981Wait we're on IRC? Who are these weird people in my DM on X the everything app?
>>580414494Anon, do you think GM will have less RNG?Go look up a video. You dont like this game.
Who's your favorite member from every /uma/ club?
>>580414905Examples of such posts and negotiations happening in past threads? If you can't provide any then you're probably just lying.
Curren chan lures trainer to her dorm and makes Ayabe watch
>>580415183ya MOM
>>580415183My alts!
>>580412262Nobody cared who she was until she put on the bikini
>>580415169NTA but I'll actually play the game when the $50 of subscriptions make the game "playable"But until then danchud gets natty fan runs.
>>580415224I'm not going through the archives, if you pay attention you can spot the signs.One of the most obvious was Mambocchi going to /uma/club. Everyone in the thread was talking about it the month before it happened
>>580415183I can recognize anon names but I'm always surprised to know which club they belong
>>580415183You first, qt.
End Oguri needs too much stuff I definitely won’t make one on time
my currens
>>580405565>In the first 1/4 of late race, when not in the lead but front pack, gain .4 accel and .35 current speed. skill name: Phantom BirdJust make it op, she deserves it.
>>580415554after school stroll and umastan is not too much stuff
>>580415183theres like 20 clubs, i cant name 20 real people i would consider my favorite people.
Check these numbers
>>580415498Half the posts are fake or by schizos. You can't believe everything like this
my club has way too many currens
There's plenty of anons whose names I know that I like but I'm not going to namedrop them just because the whore of tracen asked me to
You haven't forgotten, have you?
>>580415819i know which club that is just from the taishin
>>580415819Curren is beloved. She's just called a slut in the same way elementary school boys make fun of girls they like.
>>580415892you wouldn't namedrop someone you like anyway
>>580413234I like how the normies are 100% right here because half of this general outright hates this game and only keeps playing thanks to autoThey will sit here ITT being nostalgic for a 2 week period of unity2 for years
>>580415895I could never forget about Nippo Teio
>>580415953Hey man.... it was a 3 week period
>>580415691I cannot be bothered to loopa for ASS or umastan
>>580415691Medium sparks that are diluted by End sparksGetting both stroll and Stan And still getting the stats
>>580415779There's always some shitposting, especially around Mambo but that month had a lot more people talking about the poach than usual
>>580415691bwo your daring strike? gwo your downhill speedster? mwo your take the chance? uwo your intense gaze? zwo your racing spirit stamina?
>>580415953GL fucking sucks. If you get fucked over with token and song RNG you're fucked. At least with MANT, runs were salvageable as long as you have aptitude S locked in.
SPECIAL LEEK
What justify the existence of flatliners in A+ clubs after the implementation of auto runs? Tell me, I know some of you guys like the idea of chill clubs and stuff but not even 2 million a day?
>>580415953>They will sit here ITT being nostalgic for a 2 week period of unity2 for years>yearsI hope it won't take them that long to just quit and stop posting
>>580415819I like when there is variety
Most worthwhile shit to buy if I decide to spend money?
>>580415779/Uma/ Club autistic force coming out as usual
>>580416226Monthly pass
>>580416226a good mattress
>>580414797
>>580416226a good office chair
>>580416226Monthly pass$20 selectors every anni and half anni (there'll be one both for umas and support cards. Next anni is end of Nov/early Dec)
>>580415953Both OG Unity and nu-Unity are better than GL
>>580411297
7 and every post itt is based and true4 and every post itt is fake and gay
You should roll for Nakayana Festa.
>>580416473Really need to slide my hand unser that bikini and fondle your tits
>>580416514I can't believe everyone itt is a liar
>>580416175Some Danchous have a FanDom fetish
>>580416123Guess what? GM rng isnt any better
Danchou is threatening to kick me if i don't do fan runs todayWhats the Fan farming deck?
Do I really need come what may for end xog? I dont have tachy mlb (only 1lb) and im perma locked to borrow cb
>>580415953you can't even name anything good about gl but shit on unity lmao
>>580415819Villain
>>580416615Sort by Fan Bonus -> Descendinghttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports
>>580416604It is
>>580416615Mambro...
>>580416463Fuck that OG unity was shitAt least in GL you know a run is bricked early on, you can have a god tier unity run with absurd amounts of bubbles and then lose to riko with all circles for no reason, right at the end, ruined for absolutely no reason
>>580416615sort your cards by fan bonususe cards with 20% fan bonus or 15% if you run out of 20%. marvy power, yeppers guts, and stinko windy speed are all 20% fan bonus cards you probably have if you played during mant.
>>580416587
>>580416604is GM more shop slop gameplay or is it bubblegem
>>580416675hehe
Do I just keep running ura scenario till I got all my umas to A rank or try other ones? I'm guessing the other ones are longer or give tools to get the stats much higher compared to ura scenario right?
>>580416646The point is if you cling to unity you are going to hate the game for yearsIf you think GL is frustrating GM isnt any better (and is worse for mid career fuck you moments)
>>580413234>>580415953You guys have no idea how it was to be an Uma fan in 2018 when all we had was S1 Anime and had to wait until 2021 for the actual game to come out
>>580416883Taking you out to less populated area so I can grope your tits all I want
>>580416969>>580416883Stop erping in thread.
>>580416969>>580417030
>>580416849>>580416736good enough?
>>580417150Bro 20% fan bonus it's a maximum per card, so probably good (idk finemotion fan bonus)
Kikuka Sho.Thoughts?
>>580417150Yep
>>580417361Fuku is ugly.
>>580417361My wife Fuku won that race as a FAT FUCK (514kg)
>>580417361I can't read moonrunes
>>580417361I like Cafe's original design.
>>580416736you mean to tell me the card for agnes digitalthe horse whose entire gimmick is that she's a fangirldoesn't have the max fan bonus
>>580417361yep, kyoto is the best racetrack
Would you accept a gluttonous beast in your home?
>>580417361We aren't even past the trial races. Give it some time
>>580416930Yeah later scenarios always powercreep what comes before. Except Trackblazer, since they killed that piece of garbage by buffing Unity.
>19 whites.>Lost uma stan.Should I keep loopin with her?
>>580416354based toraina
>>580416570just one more pull
>>580417361NTR's thighgap is so hot
what do you think?does he have a chance?
so, today i got really lucky and i managed to get a strange reroll where it's literally the same but with different whitesIt's for this CM, i wanted to make a late-surger parent, but the second could be a potential general parent and it gives potentially more stats.Which one should i select? (the first one is the rerolled)
>>580417749A high chance
>>58041771914 skill sparks? Yes, go back into Digitan (or Golshi)
>>580417749For now he is the favorite, we will see what happens in Kobe Shimbun Hai
>>580417361>record has been beaten every year from 1992 to 1995What were they feeding these horses?
>>580417361Brian is dressed like a slut
I'm doing it
>>580417881I would go Left
>>580418127kick me danchou I'm joining mambo
>>580417881You're only going to use "general parents" for TT and CMs you don't care about
>>580418127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExOKe-jcuW4
>>580417361I want to fuck Mirako
>>580418127Finally mambros will get their dachi
>>580418127HE'S GONNA..?!
>>580418127>7sources say yes
Asston Machan
GORILLAPRINCESS POWAH
>>580418365>>580418127You are not gonna do it pussy
>>580418365>>580418127YO UPOST THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU ATTENTION WHORING TROON
>>580418439pero pero pero pero
>>580418365Wait a week to cuck everyone out of carats.
>>580418421
>>580418504Thats someones wife!
>580418127>580418365
>>580418504MY CUTE WIFE
>>580418583Isnt there an uma version of this?
>>580418616Thank you ex "danchou"
>>580418616Anyone can do this
this may or may not be me.
>>580418616>open game>club still upnothing good ever happens
>>580418369Please dont tell me this is sloppa I want to #ethicalgoon
>>580418616>club is goneDanchou whyyyyyyyy?!
>>580418616>make new account>make club with no one in it>disband it for attention
Is there a way to check affinities on an online calculator somewhere?
>>580418765True i already wanted to join mambros...
>>580418616mambwo nyo....
Imagine if it was real...
>>580418776>he can't tell
>>580418742I prefer it when you are Ai-chan
>>580418776just goon to sloppano one will know and judge you for that
cute banchou
You guys are fucking retards
my clubdacchis must never know that I'm the falco-pointing-up-poster
>>580418941That's my fifth wife...
>>580418817https://chronogenesis.net/affinity_calculatorUse practice partner codes of your veterans to import them
>>580418776Porn artists are cowards when it comes to umas.They deserve to be replaced by ai.
>>580418808we got Smart Falcon over here
>>580418956I already know that I'm a retard trash human being not worth for anything who doesn't even deserve to die but to enjoy a long painful natural death.
>>580418776Ill help>>580418936Sloppa>>580418369Not sloppa>>580418898Transgender person with dark skinAny questions?
>>580418921I'm everyone
>>580419091>Any questions?Funniest skill name?
>AGP post[-]>Curren Chan post[-]>club drama post[-]>twitter repost post[-]
>>580418941that's my third wife, right after luna and cb
>>580419152Thread must be insanely slow
Smart anons of /uma/ what stocks should I buy
>>580419152You wouldn't [-] this, would you?
>>580419152What a brave, yet silly post
I wish I was Sirius Symboli so I could instantly lose to my trainer after being cocky
>>580419145I NEVER GOOF UP!
>>580419152>Winning Post[+]
>>580419145Groundwork(Just because of the way witgod says it which makes me smile)
>>580419302I'll never get the appeal of umas like Sirius and Super Creek. Their bodies are hot but what's up with their garbage personalities?
>>580419271crypto
>>580419341thx for this honest answer
>>580419271You can always buy nvidia but investing in surveilance companies is the next big thing. Specially internet surveillance.
>Kris S posterI believe it
>>580415819>tfw we had vanquished curren from our club but danchou invited another one and the pandemic started again
>>580419145Right-handed demon
My club chat has been really comfy ever since THAT person left
>>580419271wasnt there a spcx poster for a moment thereI always hear people shill index funds and chill on it
super peak has two massive personalities
>>580419656Prove it
Soul club
>>580419271Big military contractors are good (I do that), defense ETFs (I do that too) or general INDEX ETFs that cover the globle
>>580419767you can hide names with the button at the top right
Don't do thatYour trainee wouldn't like it
>another Kris S posterKris S posters why you like Kris S?
>>580419152insnaely good post
>>580419737Ball Busting sex with Banchou Brian.
>>580419897Do what?
>>580419908she's cool
>>580419908She's autistic in a very cute way. Also gorgeous
>>580419908Big brown tits and tummy
>>580419853KINO
>>580419095お間抜けさん
>>580419908Easy>sex voice>sexy outfit>tasty choco uma>autistic >cute>late surger >very cool uma in general
>>580419001What's compatibility, or rather anything other than the first two sections?
>>580419779>>580419467Any recommended tickers?
>>580419962Yeppraying I get med s on second inpso or else I'll be quite upset
>>580419779>Military Contractors and defense ETFsThis guy is being the real game, the SAFE one at that>>580419467Going for nvidia at this point FEELS silly, esp with all the competition starting to crop up
>>580420317You should grab the Winning Ticker!
How is Umamusume gonna look like on one of these?
>>580420173Nice voice really
>>580420259All stuff we’re familiar with, just different termsTry inputting two vets
>>580420545these have the external screen enabled only for a couple apps iirc
>>580420545>We here at apple, STRIVE for innovation, and that is why we invented the Flip Phone and the Fold Phone!I fucking love how Apple has never invented jack and shit and only ever took (very)old ideas but "refined them", aka have them not be 1st gen experimental stuff, but when it's already at the final stages.
>>580420545like shit probably
>>580420317Why would I want to help you become rich?
>>580420479I smile at my $5 purchases of Nvidia shares
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tw42537DqE4Inari has a really powerful singing voice
>>580420598Rice is dangerous
>>580420421Ganbatte...
https://x.com/KaiserArt1/status/2096993859582427504i keep track of porn like this because its rare that anyone draws umas with a sketch like quality, uma art is far too overly rendered
>>580420479I believe in the scammers at openAI to continue inflating themselves, nvidia isn't going anywhere so long as these retards don't fuck it up
>>580420798I'll treat /uma/ out if I get to 10million>>580420965How many did you buy?
>>580420965From when are those tho. Surely, they can't keep on growing, at least not at the pass they've been going so far.>>580421080Chuckled/10
>>580421148Sensitive ContentThis post is only available in the X app
>>580421239blame musk for making viewers illegal and blame catbox for not working
>>580415518there was a Seiunfag happy with his ace attempt and it turned out he was in my club. that was pretty cool good luck anon! Hope your Sky wins bigly!
>>580420991Kinda good too
>>580421203No that's not good enough. You need to take us all to an arcade that has a StarHorse4 setup in good condition and PLAY that wonderful game with us for at least seven hours continuously.
Ok I'm about to try out this Unity thing, which I vaguely remember being called aoharu and it involves torturing umas with green tea when I happen to see it on twitter long ago.
>>580421203Keb would take us to Japan riding first class...
>>580402879I need you..
>>580416943I was in such despair, I didn't have a smartphone at the time, and wouldn't have been able to navigate JP uma anyway. I think I breathlessly whispered "holy shit" when I saw Uma Musume global videos on my YouTube feed last July. I'm still pissed I didn't hear about the release and discovered /uma/ in mid-June.
>>580421474Raping this newcutie
>>580421474The green tea torture scenario is trackblazer, the one after. Unity/Aoharu is bubblekino (click bubble, fill bubble, pop bubble for big stats)
>>580421474I used to use that Teio card so much back in the day
>>580421218Around 19 I think>>580421203Probably about over 200 now. You can do the math on splits.
>>580416175Depending on parent runs vs ace runs, I average 2.5-3M/day. That's enough for A+ rank
>>580421239xcancel is back
>One month after MANT releasesMANT is trash>One month after GL releasesGL is trash>One month after GM releases
>>580421657This anon is rich if I did the math correctly
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/hFvU8_>https://jiggie.fun/hFvU8_https://jiggie.fun/hFvU8_>https://jiggie.fun/hFvU8_https://jiggie.fun/hFvU8_
>>580421690>>580416175I can earn about 1.1 mil fans per fan run on auto while doing other stuff. granted i have a years worth of cards and an oguri cap, but this should be easy to replicate for anyone in my position (anyone looking for an A+ club)
>>580421481some of us were excluded, though
>>580416943>tfw uma fan since the first pv 100 years ago>loved S1, loved S2, refuse to play the gacha because loved the anime so much I didn't want to taint it with a shitty anime gacha>even love S3 despite everything>global comes out>hmmm I can at least check it out>instantly hookedI wonder if I missed out skipping JP, at least I didn't have to play their MANT version of the game...
Oh boy I just learned URA yesterday and this is going to be a lot of learning.
>>580421789I always defended unity even when you niggas were shitting on it because you couldnt be assed to actually manage the team and lose to riko
>>580421789MANT and GL are trash, GM gets overshadowed by evo skills but it does have player control that GL definitely doesnt, plus it doesnt have xog dominancehttps://youtu.be/sM2ib4lNevE
>>580421901Hot Brownie time
>>580420317I got in early in RheinMetall and the Thyssen submarine sister company. I wouldnt recommend Rheinmetall, maybe TKMS (submarine) since they went public last year and are still cheap . A good one is the VanEck Defense ETF. It's 20% up and I buy in monthly. Apart from that gobal index etfs are a safe bet. I buy in two each month. One more focused on western countries and another one more spread out over emerging economies.
>>580421870
>>580410830My paizuri slave.
>>580421657>Around 19 I thinkWell fuck you too
>>580422342
>>580421901URA is the most straightforward scenario, in this one you'll have to change your training strategies (but leveling up facilities is simpler at least)
>>580422160wasn't the nigger praising Keb with>long live Danchoua Maruzenskyfag?
>>580421901Just click the white bubbles early game + increase friendship. Then pop blue bubbles and rainbows . Unlike URA facility level doesn't increase with clicking so you can just click wherever the bubbles are without bricking yourself
>>580422407
>>580421872I tried JP day 1 and I genuinely had no idea what to do (cause I couldn't read japanese) so I gave up and told myself "i'll wait for an english version"Honestly kind of good because now i'm financially more than stable, I just kept tabs with JP constantly and watched any of the new anime and stuff. Imagine sitting through 6 months of no QOL mant bro, I think I made a good decision.
>>580422558you're not going to believe this but...he....is a currenposter....
>>580412432More
Derb
>>580422607your TT!!!
Best way to get 3 A skills in one run?
>>580421789I thought GL was shit on day 1 actually
>>580422360No need to be jealous.
Girls' Love is my favorite scenario so far
>>580422864First ill doxThen ill killThen ill steal stonks
I'm gonna rape all of you.
I'm baking
>>580422953It's the girls' favorite too.
>>580422116Don't think I have access to those...
>>580421789It was 30 minutes after MANT released.Or months, even years, before.
>>580422953MANT is also my favorite so far, they really went crazy with the GL there
>>580423086>>580423086>>580423086
I had sex with all the Curren posters they're loyal to me
>>580423038In what currency do you trade? It should be trivial in the europe zone or america. Especially the VanEck and global index etfs
>>580421789I think the only (non-buffed) mode I've liked so far is URA
>>580423164I think I found it Vaneck Defense Ucits ETF?
>>580423390yeah that one
>>580423021Everyone enjoys love
(Heartwarming) Anons teach each other how to profit off of the military industrial compley.
