Previous: >>583023636>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Christmas Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Christmas Vodka (3*), SSR Air Groove, SSR Narita Brian, Wonder Acute (3*), SSR Eishin Flash, SR Narita Top RoadCurrent CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500M - Right/Winter/GoodCurrent Event: Aim for the Stars! Dream Team, Holiday Celebration Part 1, Illuminate the Heart>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/v481wx.jpg10/07 - Zenno Rob Roy (3*), SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Light Hello10/07 - Sagittarius Cup - Long/Right/Winter/Good/250010/08 - Holiday Celebration Part 210/14 - BLAZE Narita Brian (3*), SSR Yamanin Zephyr, SR TM Opera O10/15 - Sparkly Magic Show Story Event10/19 - New Legend Races10/20 - New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho10/20 - New Beginnings Part 110/24 - Hokko Tarumae (3*)10/27 - SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai Teio10/27 - New Beginnings Part 210/27 - Capricorn Cup - Sprint/Left/Winter/Firm/1200>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Rose Kingdom (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstStories Archivehttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>583044502Good thread?
Tachyon LOVE
cool it with the donkey posts
anyone from Umatism on?we need to kick like 5 people if we ever want to get into the top 1000 again. but danchou is MIA
heyy
rape everyone who disagrees with me and leave.
Tachyon's got a new uniform, what do you think?
brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting one new brickbro interested in a drama-free A+ club. 50mil quota, just use your TP and do your auto runs.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile.
wahey
AHHHH RUDOLF SAMA I'M YOUR TRAINER DON'T RAPE ME EEEEEEEEEK!!!!
>>583044669Good!
lets not talk about the grim future that awaits us this time
Nevermind
Digitan LOVE
>>583044715kys
>jungle baguette
>>583044743Fundamental incompatibility is not the same as a simple disagreement.
>>583044525She's out in November :)
>>583044628
>>583044808wwdym I love working it's so fulfilling knowing I'll never retire because of the declining birth rates and how pensions all around the world are doomed
>>583044768Damn, forgot image
>>583044845I know and I should probably use my carats on better things but FUCK she's in my top 5 easily.
The gaslights about not logging in for 4 days is really getting to me, I wish someone truly knew or not if it was real7500 carats in free rolls is a pretty fucking big deal
>>583043653I feel like that's the kind of condom that's designed to give out when semen touches it so all of your cum pours into the Uma
>>583044814What bro? You can tell me
>>583044950Retirement plans cost about ~300 dollars in the states
>>583044991only if you are a slave
>>583044991I didn't log in for 4 months ama
>>583044669>>583044502>>583044814>>583044802FineMo Sex
Stop shitposting and being weird with Almond Eye
>>583044991>I wish someone truly knew or not if it was realwdym we already had gacha stock on global i cant remember which banner thoughit was in the newsfeed with the entire explanation
>>583044991it was real last time during the fuku speed banner, so it's very likely real this time too
>>583044991You mean not logging in on 19th october to get free uma pulls instead of support bannerthats as real as it gets baby
My uni says people in my major have a 97% employment within 6 months rate but with how the economy looks right now, when I graduate a year from now I am fearing the worst especially since I have no resume and no connections. How will I afford to buy carats if that happens?7 and I find a job in my field4 and I have go interview at McDonalds
>>583044836Does not change the fact that I still want to kill whoever has that incompatibility with me.
>>583045168just [-] it
>>583044991>no major source talking about it>no major uma news website talking about it>no sloptuber mentioning it>just one random publicly editable Google dockey mentioning it>BROS YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ITS CONFIRMED FACT
>>583045183https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=2&tags=kumiyabehttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=roooou_%28rou-uma%29
>>583045168The cancer of this thread attached to her for reasons he doesn't understand so you have to endure it.
Got my late parent for CM20
>>583044991It was real in the fuku banner but literally no one did that despite saying they would
>>583045168Almond who?
>>583045246there'll be an announcement in the game news in a few weeks just like with the Fuku pulls you fucking retard
Only two month remain of this dogshit scenario.JP bros how was Grand Masters?
>>583045062Visa doko>private pension systemThat's not bulletproof, in theory a declining birth rate could also tank that. But America has a constant stream of immigrants so your working age population probably won't tank that hard anytime soon.
>>583045209Can’t have your cake and eat it too.Sorry lad.
>>583044994but that would make the inside of umas sticky
>>583045183>>583045180Wasnt the fuku speed banner where we confirmed it isnt real?
>>583044991you can trust anything you read on the internet
>>583045207thank you shiraoki-sama I will never ever ever ever never doubt you again
>>583045295>standard distance>firm conditionsNice CM24 parent bwo
>>583045207embrace unqualified labor gwo where i'm from delivery boys earn more than entry level management
>>583044991>The gaslights about not logging in for 4 daysWhat?
>>583045369FUCK
>>583042559ah, someone said there was going to be 4 spots open tomorrow (today) when i asked. Guess it was a lie.I got booted from a /uma/ club as I don't want to do their new quota. Any clubs recruiting? (again, no quota.) - I've logged in like 450 days in a row.
>>583045356I was jokingly referring to the cost of a cheap but functioning shotgun and ammunition
>>583045246Google dockey???
>>583045396it was real, i skipped 5 days and got rewarded with mlb fuku in 200 pulls
>>583045373that's what they want
>>583045528check list in op and then check ingame/chrono
>>583045503Were gonna have to post this every thread huh?
>>583045353lollmao
>>583045246>i need my information delivered in a short clip by a brown sloptuber or its not true
Club drama?
>>583044991we already had this for the tama/fuku banner. Thing is though, you would have lost a rainbow shard at the time if you did it. And it only works if you don't login at all for those 4-5 days.
>>583045503According to legend, you get 100 free pulls on Kitasan White instead of 50, if you don't log in for 5 days.Sounds bullshit, and I'm nnot buying.
I have 0 fears about my future because I will inherit 2 properties and just landlordmaxxxHell I have 2 rooms available and could rent them for 1.2-1.4k a month rn but I like living alone
>>583045246>two lies alreadyat least try, anon
>Curren Chan post[-]
Isn't Wit Sweep kind of decent though?
>>583045635Yes? What about it?>>583045671No
They fucking nuked my boy Bay City Roller.
>>583045528brick-182 (835612678) is recruiting!But we have 50mil monthly quota.>Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if you're interested
maruzensky-boomermusumetosen jordan-zoomermusumerice shower-doomermusumeagnes digital-coomermusumeakebono-loomermusumesweepy-broomermusumenishino flower-bloomermusumesuper creek-groomermusume
>>583045538I think I can save that much
>>583045861I'm sure you will enjoy having your borrow slot permalocked to the pal card
I'm gonna live forever and be a trillionare and be the hottest motherfucker EVER and have more children than Genghis Khan I #donotcareallthatmuchhonestly
>>583045528umatism has no quota
ButtSweat, a B+ /uma/ casual club, is recruiting again!Dailies are enough, auto runs are your friend. Relatively active chat, good advice and a good qi flow to bless those runs and possibly your cheeky lucky tenners too. If you need to be less active for some time just say.Reply with ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
orenji
Please tell me claw forward isn't a must need skill...This was a fast learner run...
Annual frog humiliation ritual is this weekend, isn't it?
>>583045654Tbh id prefer a vtuber over a brown guy
>>583046210its on the 28th october
I was promised an UmaDash disbandingI was promised an /Uma/Club Civil WarI was promised a Mambogedon
>>583046221>vtubers aren't brown
>>583045627I'd love to put my weinerschnitzel between those
Creek kinda cute
>>583046273I promise you a mambogeddon every month, bwo.
>>583046273Bro mambos rank last month was the best they've ever hadAnd their danchou didnt leave, so...
>>583046273just wait two more weeksit will happen, probably
>one member of uma&co already at 11M fans after reset
Me (professional faslighter)My gf (professional retard) >>583046273
>>583045730Every time she says oisu I'm going to smack her
>>583046404whats a faslighter?
>>583046357don't post this plotting fuku image.
>>583045528Beat me to it >>583046096
>>583046308That depends, are Japanese, chinese, and korean people brown?From a literal perspective they are indeed brown, but from an "internet buzzword" perspective the term "brown" tends to be towards southeast Asians (filipino/indos/etc) and indians.
I'm starting to like Umadols
>>583046273why would umadash implode? they kicked out their retard danchode, they're doing better than ever
>>583046505Why not?
>>583046492A fast gaslighter
>>583046674My zoomer horse can't be this stacked
Elite B+ club ButtSweat is recruiting, get in here! 3 open spots for chill gaming>quotaPlay sometimes I guess>>583045528Post torenah id doko
>>583046590Wait till you see this one
>>583046273Currendoomers lost, every thread club thrived last month.
>>583046734would that butt really be sweat getting out of the pool?
>>583046364>mambos rank last month was the best they've ever hadWrong, Mambo has been higher before
>>583046742I don't like them anymore
>>583046492a fartlighter
>>583046210yeah, on the 4th
>>583046613because it gets me hard and knowing that a DONKEY has that effect on me hurts.
>>583045876Grand Cheval/Horse>>583046674My trainee can't be this cute/stacked
>>583046809I did athletic swimming when I was younger and you can get out of the pool sweaty
Would
>>583047010SLUT for (You)
>>583046187>Please tell me claw forward isn't a must need skill...well it's a perfect accelyou have mpb+nn+oyl so you're probably ok
If you like Gold Ship ( Unpredictable Trolls):Stay Gold: The perfect match (she is Gold Ship's dad in real life). She has the exact same unruly, quick-tempered, and completely chaotic lone-wolf energy. She's a walking hazard who does what she wants.Fusaichi Pandora: Hits the "troll" aspect perfectly. She is a relentless trickster who loves pulling elaborate practical jokes and messing with people just for the fun of it.If you like Sweep Tosho & Shinko Windy (Stubborn, Bratty, High-Maintenance Gremlins):Vivlos: Nails the bratty, high-maintenance side of Sweep. She’s a spoiled, ultra-cute younger sister who knows exactly how adorable she is and will absolutely manipulate you into doing her chores or buying her sweets.Dream Journey: Hits the stubborn/bossy side of Sweep. She is tiny but terrifying—a sharp-tongued dictator who demands absolute obedience from her Trainer.If you like Nice Nature (The Relatable, Humble Underdog):Royce and Royce: The absolute ultimate match for Nature. Historically famous for constantly finishing 2nd or 3rd, she tries incredibly hard to act like a confident "master of self-production" to win over fans. Underneath the act, she's a giant dork who collects random certificates and gets flustered easily (and she's actually Windy's roommate!).Dantsu Flame: Shares Nature's "normal girl next door" vibe. She feels a bit plain and average compared to the massive superstars around her, but works her absolute hardest to keep up.If you like Meisho Doto (Clumsy, Anxious, Cinnamon Roll):Cheval Grand: An incredibly shy, socially anxious introvert who feels completely overshadowed by her flashy sisters (Verxina and Vivlos). She severely lacks self-confidence and would much rather hide in her dorm room watching baseball than be in the spotlight.Rulership: Fits the bumbling/clumsy side of Doto. She is an absolute titan with massive raw power, but she is hilariously bad at getting out of the starting gate without stumbling or messing up.
>open club to request shoes >forgot why i was there>back to the main lobby>check daily missions>request shoes>open club to request shoes>forgot why i was there>back to the main lobby>check daily missions>request shoes>open club to request shoesi was stuck in that loop for a minute or two i think lol
>>583046924Orange LOVE!
>>583046354Yeah but she's mine
>>583047158I dont like any of these
Would my mambros forgive me if I didnt log in for 4 days?
>>583047163were you drugged or is it early onset dementia?
How to build a clanker deck for parent farming? Good hints and stats or are there other parameters?
>>583047163you were stuck in a white hole
>>583046809Not a swimmer like >>583047009, but simple math tells me that sweating isn't going to magically stop because you're inside of a body of water, while exerting yourself.You're doing something that costs energy, which results in heat, which needs cooling down. The water around you helps, but won't stop it entirely.
First-rate pregnancy
>>583047158I care about exactly two of these and wish the others didn't exist.
>>583047163YOu need to sleep more
>>583046582>chineseThey are spiritually brown.Umamusume.
>>583046096I'd join but I'm a new player and don't have a lot of fans currently. I do plan on utilizing auto runs though.
God i miss the glory days of grok deep fake pornI used to see a maruzensky cosplayer on my feed and instantly be able to make her pregnant and bouncing above me, I cant belive AI is growing backwards
>>583046582why did no one tell me the new fire emlbem has such a hot brownie
>>583047239If you like Biwa Hayahide (Analytical, Logical, Serious Nerd):Ikuno Dictus: The ultimate match. She also wears glasses and relies entirely on data, metrics, and hyper-efficiency. She approaches racing like a cold, pragmatic science rather than an emotional journey.Satono Crown: Matches Biwa's intellectual and calculating approach to racing, but with a suave, refined international strategist flair.If you like Tosen Jordan (Casual, Trendy, Fun-Loving Gyaru):Daitaku Helios: The absolute perfect match. She is the ultimate Gyaru (gal) of the series. She speaks entirely in modern slang, is a massive extrovert, and is an incredibly upbeat party animal who loves hanging out.North Flight: Fits the trendy, fashion-obsessed side of Jordan. She's a highly stylish fashionista who treats the sprint track like a literal fashion runway.If you like Rice Shower (Gentle, Fragile, Earnest, Needs Protection):K.S. Miracle: Shares that exact "fragile but earnest" energy. She is extremely polite, angelic, and pushes her weak body past its limits purely out of a selfless gratitude to everyone who supports her.Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi: A sweet, illness-prone girl with a weak constitution who desperately wants to be a hero, maintaining a bright attitude despite her health constantly holding her back.If you like Agnes Digital (Otaku, Geeky, Hyper-Passionate):Transcend: The ultimate tech/internet geek match. Where Digital is an idol-otaku, Transcend is an internet-culture otaku. She's a digital native obsessed with gadgets, subcultures, blogging, and the latest online trends.
>>583047476words don't mean anything anymore
I am watching the opening ceremony on youtube, french boomers are learning about Uma Musume
>>583047158>>583047617Thank you umagrok (i only say thank you to increase energy and water costs for your data centre)
spes
>>583047683link us
>>583047683Umazing!
My mom would do this if I brought a high-schooler home
>>583047472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TRItarswDg
>>583047820so tell me about the horse girls...
>>583047617All misses still
WELCOME TO PARENT FINDING BROTHERWE HAVE>VIBE CODED BULLSHIT THAT DOESNT EVEN WORK>THE WORST FUCKING USER INTERFACE IMAGINABLE
>>583047818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TRItarswDg
>>583048030chronogenesis is better
>>583047850>>583048038guys have you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TRItarswDg
>>583047519So long as you're playing, it's all good by me.Throw us an invite if interested (with /uma/ in your profile), or leave your ID. People can probably help out with any new player questions you might have either.
>>583047242No.
are u guys participating in locktober?
>>583048119What do you think i was referring to when I said “worst fucking user interface possible”?
>>583048030mobile bro...
>>583048248Yeah I'll be playing a bunch of deadlock
>>583048248Yes. Be sure to participate as well.
>>583046354True.
>>583048005Jungle Pocket She loves picking fights and trash-talking rivals like Agnes Tachyon. However, she has hilarious "gap moe" moments: she is secretly terrified of ghosts, obsessed with parfaits and ice cream, and turns completely quiet and starstruck whenever her idol, Fuji Kiseki, is around.Calstone Light O Brutally honest and absurdly literal. She trims her tail in a straight line using a ruler, sets all her passwords to "1111", and genuinely struggles with anything involving curves—including quadratic math functions and diving into pools.Ikuno Dictus Super serious, formal, and deadpan on the surface, but deeply caring underneath. She acts as the strict "mom/nurse" of her friend group (like Twin Turbo), constantly monitoring everyone's health stats and giving precise, report-style lectures.Mejiro Ramonu Coolly standoffish and seductive, she treats non-thrilling things with absolute indifference. She actively teases and provokes other racers (like Still in Love) and constantly goads Symboli Rudolf ("Loulou") to drop her "Emperor" duties and return to the track purely to give her an ultimate, thrilling race.Hishi MiracleIn-Game Quirks: She has zero ambitious drive and actively tries to skip grueling workouts. The comedy of her story comes from the fact that despite her constant complaining and desire to be an background character, she keeps accidentally stumbling into massive, high-stakes victories through sheer, unexplainable "miracles."Tanino Gimlet She is nicknamed the "God of Destruction" for a literal reason—whenever she gets overly passionate, excited, or frustrated, she kicks and smashes Tracen Academy’s fences to splinters. Vodka looks up to her with sparkling eyes as a cool upperclassman.Katsuragi Ace Loud, charismatic, and gritty, she loves running from the absolute front as an escape runner. She despises the idea of accepting "fate" or limits, using every race as a statement to make the crowd bow to her back.
>>583048248ye have a bunch of bluelock chapters saved up
>>583046354Many are saying this
7 and I'll take Fukukitaru as my umawife and have tons of kids with her 4 and I'll die single while being cursed by Shiraoki-sama
Anime Creek >>>>>>> Game Creek
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150337328
>>5830485067 and you will never know Fukus embrace.
>>583047605Its literally brown: the game
finally unbanned3 days is a really long time you knowdid i miss any dramahas mambo died yet
>>583048439no one is actually reading that shit. right?
>>583048420>Jungle pocket is just Gintoki
>>583048627i think your brain is a little high on americanism
>>583048645nothing happened
>>583048248>locktober
>>583048545Bros with benefits
>>583046159
>>583048667whats a gintoki? like when you drink booze and toke the ganga at the same time?
>>583048652Enough for them to make a shitty live-action movie out of it.
>>583048506Anon please.Stop.
Pull Blaze or wait for Laurel, if I did not pull any copies of Tachyon spd? Who is stronger in longs?
>>583048645u could use a couple more days behind bars bwo
>>583048420I really like Ramonu and think Ace is cute, so there's two hits here at least.
>trying to do no nut November >Hokko Tarumae releases in November Gonna go ahead and hold that L
>>583048721shonna...>>583048814don't say that...
/uma/chan is now recruiting! looking for 2 motivated anons to fill the club! A+ club, 60 Million Fan Quota, Apply Today!
>>583048724It's when trainees lock up their trainers in a room and don't let them out unless they umapyoi.
>>583048802Laurel is stronger
>>583048747why are diamondo lewds posted here always high quality compared to the average coomer art?
>>583048645Benzo is joining /Uma/ClunReggro joined a botnigger clubNothing else happened
>>583048743Yeah thats what being a janny officer is like
>>583048306>>583048342>>583048439dats good! lock up bwothers>>583048724lock in
>>583048248We're all in agreement that Sirius is the biggest fake demon in all of umamusume
>>583048652it's not bad really, it fell off after the weird arc with kaesar thoAo Ashi is the best football manga
>it's October now, 10 months injfc
>>583048523
>>583048935you connect more with her since she's also a rapist and thus are more fond of her than of other characters. it has nothing to do with the actual quality of the art.
What do you MEAN mambo is full!!! What about the funny negro tickezo posts kick someone right NYOW!!!
>>583048685It quite literally has more brown characters than any video game in jrpg history, factually
>>583048875there is too many clubs that want 60m+ to actually find /uma/ members who will do that. its like 5 clubs fishing for the same market of 3 players. soon discord recruiting will call for them all
>>583048935she's simply irresistible
>>583047259>druggedmayhaps>>583047310spoopy>>583047347yeah i think so, i was up all night and barely had like 4 hours of sleep
>>583049074They should kick their bottom earner, the guy didn't even make 50 million fans.
>>583049069She's so cute
>>583049140
>>583048935She's a high quality girl
>names
>>583049068>we have been through almost 2 years of the game in 10 monthswtf>>583049020manchesteru cityu and the 115 charges is the most kino anime
So soft
I hate this general sometimesI want to ask my club about taking 4 days off for the free pulls but I dont want to get screenshotted and posted here
>>583048248>>583049007I dont get the point of cages, is it just a dicklet fetish
if you flatline for 5 days to freepull on kita that is like having a gap year on your resume and no danchou will ever hire you. flatline with caution
Left or right
This book gives me reasons to live
>>583049335just do it, we'll be fine probably
>>583048645what did you do bwo
>>583049357left>>583049373thats a cat
>>583049373based luna enjoyer
>>583049335I'm in an A+ club and danchou said he was fine with it
>>583049310will we ever be able to race in these uniforms or are they locked to homescreen forever. my uma has a shit default costume and im bored of the generic race costume
>>583048927Ok. Thanks. One less pull candidate in my short list until the end of next year then. I wonder who else can be cut out for more carat efficiency. CB, Helios, Bamboo, Bakushin, Tarumae, Dream Journey are out of question and 100% must pull, that's not negotiable.
>>583049353wait I was about too flatline too pull on cards tho...
>>583049301ao ashi is just so good because of how realistic it is to some degreealso a very heartwarming story
>>583049335FLASHUUUIKUUUUUU
>>583049373troona is not that small.
>>583048897I want that so bad...
>>583049353I have like 2 year gaps between each job and always get hired
>>583049585
Everyone likes Nice Nature.
>>583049585safe
i did the math and we will be caught up to JP by february 2028 our time
>>583049440>>582577956
>locktoberas in pokemon lock?
29% complete:https://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsRhttps://jiggie.fun/KVElsR
>>583049353What resume bwo I'm never leaving my club
>>583049767I'm not trusting SEA with Math
>>583049767You are terrible at math
>>583049790well you're still alive so yey
>>583049767
>>583049767on what basis
>>583049935She needs an ass whooping
>>583049674woah this is a blue board!
>>583049790pls dont kill yourself...
Are you ready for cocktober?
>>583049767>implying jp time won't pass inbetweenLmao retard that's why you need to eat your veggies
What's the reason for training TT umas on Unity? Just for the Burning Spirit skills?
>>583050031JP EOSed yesterday bwo
>>583049935Baby hand
>>583050113
>>583050103skills are what matters most in TT and unity has highest wit cap with easy scenario mechanics
>>583050103Burst + It's on + nsm
>>583050103High wit ceiling, It's On + NSM
When does the great flatline begin?
>>583049737Do not interrupt her sleep
mambodanchou here it's been a while since I had the chance to kick anyone so the minute someone hits 72 hours without logging in they're getting the axe just thought I'd let you know in advance
I cant believe attack Neicha is a proper uma with no deboofs
booo
>>583050186Sex>>583050256Interrupting sex
>>583050186wtf is this real?
>>583050186Why didn't he let her slice the bread?
>>583050256>first we got a gentle creature book>now this to top it off from (one of the) based pxl anontruly a time to be alive
MAMBROSssss
>>583050441there is a ban on sliced bread
why is front so broken in loh since the dawn of time until 2029 on jp? did cygames not know how to balance distance and style?
>>583050357aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>583050480Yes?
>>583049767they will probably keep us some set distance away once we start getting close so that they have time to translate everything once it has all been finalized
hey hey hey i feel-the mamboaiya
>>583050480outdatedwe are thriving under new management now
Mamboposting?
>>583050604Have a good day mambro>>583050708Glad for you, but i need new tikezo pics
what's the non-lustful, sfw version of sex? that's what I want to do that to laurel, because I'm feeling pent up but not in the lustful way
>>583050929Soaking
>>583050929file taxes
Has anyone made a non-botnet event result cheats?
>>583050929>what's the non-lustful, sfw version of sex?Fapping
I keep getting early Charming. Is my account cursed?
>>583050708The true four heavenly kings of Mambo...
Good night friends!!
>>583050929going to the grocery store together
>>583050929unprotected handholding
>>583051174Good night king of Sarkaz babydachi
>>583051070fuck you just reminded me that I have to actually file my taxes this month
the hot spring vacations will continue until fan gathering improves
ass ate
>>583051250
>>583051118DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>583050856Silly
>>583050856Me and my wife!
>>583051410they're not breaking any rulesnever mind that one of them sometimes LITERALLY logs in just to do his daily races or whatever the fuck gives you 500 fans and doesn't even bother spending 20 seconds to start an auto run
>>583051501
>>583051501>you'll never dance with ruby but she's so small she keeps missing her steps so to help her out you let her dance on top of your penisWhy live
>>583050256But does she go Over Top Clear Mind like Ace does?https://youtu.be/AIj3q7jQIp4?t=96
>>583051718
>>583051710ok i laugheddamn you
>>583046734suppose i can't coast in an A club anymore since all our A clubs now added quotas so they can get that huge A+ bump. 993221485187
>>583051996there are A+ clubs without quotasjust wait for mambo to have a spot
>>583051996tail is too high upthat's irritating
>>583051870What's the matter? Afraid of a doujin that isn't R-18?
Autis/uma/!Yeah, the esteemed autis/uma/ is recruiting!One spot (the other is reserved already) for (You). 45M quota (1 to 2 clanker runs/day).Comfy.Chill.Chatty.A+!Drop your ID here or apply in-game!
>>583052132>still no bites
>>583050708No but she strikes THAT pose
>>583052132Autis/uma/ is an A club
>>583051718>>583052248wrong quote
>>583052248what
>>583044502First rate club Basashi (850734315) has 2 open slots this month.We're pretty chill, but with the advent of independent training we do have a quota now: 15 million. If you do one proper auto career a day, you'll reach this without even having to think about it.If you want to join send a request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>583051996Invited
>>583052357Mambwo....
>>583052132tyler drop that deadass club full of leeches and join any of the other A+ clubshelp them become S rank
>>583052119You know exactly what I'm afraid for, and it isn't the manga.
>>583052357pls do NOT be in mambo
>>583046492My yellow fever is so bad I would marry 90% of the women in this image in a heartbeat
>>583052357Coward
>>583051685>HEY DON'T PAT MY HEADno trainer ever says this.
>>583052357Falco wouldn't self delete
>>583052357>Deleted
>It all began with the forging of the Great Contracts. >Three were given to the Triple Crown winners; most autistic, weirdest and the biggest fujobaits of all umas. >Seven, to the Triple Tiara winners, great mothers and horny lovers of the ohimba halls.>And nine, nine contracts were gifted to the North Hills hors, who above all else have 愛が重馬場.>For within these contracts was bound the strength and the will to govern over their own trainer. >But they were all of them deceived, for another contract was made. In the student council room, with the seal of the Chairman of Tracen, the Student Council President Symboli Rudolf forged in secret, a master contract, to marry her trainer. And into this contractshe poured all her love, her puns and her will to find Teio and Tsuyoshi a dad. One contract to outdo them all.
>>583052682It was a dream bozo
>>583047519Its not about how many fans you have, but how many you EARN each month. So you dont need to feel hesitant to join a club just because you are new.Now that we have auto career its not to hard to be a big earner as long as you are willing to log in regularly to start your fan runs.
I MISSED IT
>>583052631Oh, Great Fuku anon, may you bless me with some luck in these trying times?
>>583052784I need basscore to be playing with this
>>583052784Based
>>583052784It's not nice to steal from /umaJP/>>582990143
I love my umawife
>>583052862Shiraoki-sama helps those who help themselves
>>583053030okay retard why don't you avatarfag too get a tripcode while at it
Which dancho kicked someone before rewards and was proud of it?
>>583053030He probably posted it there, got mad he didn't get enough attention and came here just like every other JPpfaggot that comes here
supiki
>>583053258Maybe they should stop posting in a dead general
Oddly quiet today
>>583053250none, there was no drama whatsoever
cryer
>>583052748why are you unemployed
>>583053337
>>583053250Neth and Tyler
>>583052227recruiting is a slow process.>>583052306Game says otherwise bwo>>583052583He would never (I'm not ryandancho, he's busy rn). Or maybe he will someday when we merge with Tamalove, but that day hasn't come yet. Who knows.
Do dirt umas have less requirement to get the skill up event during Valentines? I was at 45k and got the proc.
>>583049353>>583049335Wait what?Do you need to not play the game or something in order to get the free pulls?
>>583053517Yes
>>583053517anal requires less romance than nakadashi
>>583053517Perhaps
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12275109?q=roooou_%28rou-uma%29
>>583052132FUJIMASA SEXO
>>583049585Why does she still have the little horseshoe on her tail? That is a part of her uniform isnt it? It shouldn't be there.
>>583053110That's a husband
>>583053638anal is for true love because sex is for procreation whereas anal cannot do that, so it's purely from the love between two people
>>583053702>Why did sloppa make something wrong?
>>583053773>purely from the love between two peoplenot sure about that one chief, mostly because of your wording
>>583052132
top 5 'thats a man' umas?
>>583053773I know this is false because I have no vagina but I can penetrate myself anally and have done so and yet I do not love myself
YOUFATFUCK
Meisho Tabaru will win, mark my words
>>583053554if you dont log in the first 5 days of the ssr sweepy banner, those 50 free pulls go to kita blanco instead
>>583053957>between two peopleBro are you a schizo?
>>583051174
good morning, or hello, I'm not sure.
>>583053936>that imagelmao what the fuck
>>5830540067 and it's true
>>583052650
>>583054028I find the term "schizo" offensive and would prefer if you said "schizophrenic".
I love fat tits so muchI don't think I could every marry a chestlet
Tachyon SEX
>>583054182ewww
>>583054160am I blind or are Rudolf and Cafe not here?
>>583054073Silent Hill f wants it's side character back>>583054165QUITE FRANKLY I FIND THE IDEA OF A "SCHIZO" OFFENSIVE!https://youtu.be/xKk4Cq56d1Y?t=27
>>583054182that's a man
>>583054182That's a man
>>583054127
>A+ clubs looking for 60M>meanwhile my A club>2.5B this month>barely made top 1k>81M per player
I hate this fucking event bwos
I thought if you missed a free roll you just lost itSince when do they carry over?
>>583054393Ryan is hard botting
Did tabaru win l'arc?
>>583054435they only carry over if you don't log in (sometimes)
>>583054535you guys have terrible taste in pics, vile
>>583054535Yes (prophetic perfect tense)
yarr. i heard u**matey be made to walk the plank by cap'n a***n and be sent to da*ey jones' locker
I love her so fucking much
>>583054535CHADMire Terra won
>>583054585What's wrong with liking big butts
>>583054420not again holy FUCK
I'm about to rape my trainee
>>583054709Where's the sound?
>>583054826retard
>>583054705yarr allen doesn't have the nutmegs to make that creature walk the plank
>>583054838If you lose a race just drop the run
>>583054705ahooyyy
Plain uma for this feel?
>>583054854In your heart
>>583054709>no bra>even in those baggy clothes you can see them flopping around Fuck...
>>583054160ok bros here it is
>>583054709uma tits bounce weird
>>583054025This sounds like a gaslight.
>>583054709>>583055080>30fps>still that floppyhory shet...
>>583054182umapyoi all night
Yep...pers?
>>583055095you only yolo once
>>583054435It's the Free Scout Stock function. Only works once = Only works the first time you log in during the event/campaign, any daily 10 pulls you miss by not logging on after your first login will not be stocked
>>583054182>3DHorrible.
when do carat race rewards reset? at midnight UTC?
I love my genius wife!
>>583055257people just mash reroll or set up a script to mash the button for them so they appear. attention whoring >>583055095GIVE ME GRASS WONDER
>>583055415bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light bright light
>>583055326I was told that the fuku banner was the last time they ever split the banners because everyone would stop logging. Was that a lie?
>>583055415Whens this start?>>583055095rollan
>>583055415these niggas arent beating daryz lmao
holy
https://poal.me/6uxubv asked the club to answer the poll
>>58305538710PM UTC so in exactly 1 hour
>>583055762add a new answer
>>583055762based leakGOD
>>583055786good to know, thank you :)
>>583054709I must protect and breed her now...
>>583055762Do you have to be so unprofessional at all times?
>>583055762stop leaking pls
>>583055415>>583055680with all due respect a british horse is winning it all
>>583054182kek you can see the filter snap its adams apple inthe breasts are fake too holy fuck youre a faggot, anonyou should join umama and v in uma&coyoud fit right in lil fag boy
Can't even finish my umadex because apparently nobody pulled for Chiyo-chan
>>583055095rolling
>>583055415Mam nadzieję że Kasztanowa Rakieta wygra.
>>583055762>/uma/ tells club should push for S>they actually do itnow that would be golden
spoonfeed me a link to the l'arc
>>583055762kek my man is going to leave at this point
>>583056048I did, yet you won't ever see me
>>583055762>club has more than 30 members and still can't push for SLMAO!
Umatism has 2!!!! open slots>B+ casual club>no quota>trade shoes>don't die or i'll kill youReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.
>>583056012>women defense forcedon't you have vtubers to watch
>>583056012I agree that looks fake but>kek you can see the filter snap its adams apple init looks like a strand of hair + the collar popping from the shirt being pushed down is what causes that dark spot, not a shadow from an adams apple
>>583056124hes already leaving. the signs are in the discord
>>583056257I know, but I thought it was going to be next month not this week
>The 105th Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe on Sunday will be the last of its kind. From next year, geldings will be able to take part for the first time.is this good or bad for japan
>>583056206nixon ass peace sign
>>583056257Post it
if we are honest l'arc is the biggest horse race in the world
>>583055762BASED BASED BASED LEAKER
>>583056360we love richard milhouse nixon here
oh yeah? leak THIS*spreads ass*
>>583056368sigh
>>583056093Jestli polský kůň dobyje L'Arc, to by bylo bardzo fajne
>>583056542>He second name is actually "Milhous"One letter away from perfection, but close enough so whatever.
>>583056598sigggggggghhhhhhhhhhh guys PLEASE let me know if you can help make me look cool in the general everyone keeps making fun of meSIGH
>>583056329Terrible terrible
>>583056598>Sigh...
>>583056329Geldings are easier to train, but the japanese generally don't castrate horses, even really difficult ones like Stay Gold.
>>583056383the japanese weebism for french culture makes it a bigger race from our perspective but it's surely the most prestigious turf race. i'd say the breeders cup classic rivals it
>>583056093Kasztaniarz wygra, a potem poleci się ścigać w pucharze japonii
Is Blaze Brian good for Sag?
>"Poles could be here" he thought to himself
>>583056656Shit you're right and he's my second favorite president... I grew up on the simpsons please understand
>>583056598>rejected from /uma/ club so he tried making his own /uma/ club with blackjack and hookers
>>583056720>>583056751rapes you uwu
>>583056598I bet if it leaves Uma&Co would hit S rank the next month
uma youd most like to geld?
>>583056879she's stupidly strong if her ult requirements are met (just don't have too many fronts in the lobby) but she releases at the same time as finals registration, so the window to build her is only a few hours and only for finals
>>583056882Any person with an enjoyable childhood grew up on (classic) simpsons, so you're good, bro!
>>583057059mom didn't let me watch the simpsons
ITS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA18of2WX2U
>>583056598KWAB
>>583057157buy an ad
>>583057141I could watch the simpsons but I couldnt watch family guy or play gta
https://x.com/oniiyanna/status/2105757820142727601
>>583055963yes jajaja
>>583057141At first I was going to say that I don't believe you, but it's not the first time I heard a story as silly as that.
>>583057236I couldn't even play pokemon
>>583057253holy kek
>>583057253I love that our jabs really got him to the point where he's harassing his own club members now
>>583057253>jajaja
>>583057253
>>583057253how poor do you have to be to act like this lol
Good thing we don't have a discord leaker at our clubthat's probably because we don't even have a discord or anything to leak in club chat, but still
Dober fucking
>>583057521mambwo...
>im shadowbanned againyou did this.
drama???
>>583057636Keep posting big Daiwa tits and I'll keep giving (You)s.
you would 100% fuck tachyon
Conundrum: I want to embrace this succubtrix but anon said she is only for (brian)?? HOLY SHT ITS OVER
What if I leave Mambo?(90 million earner)
>>583056206You can make it three spots if you kill the flatliner, Danchou
>>583057253>NO YOU DON'T GET IT WE NEED TO GET S OTHERWISE I'M NEVER GETTING UMAMA BACK
>>583057253>gets officer position from danchou to participate in officer cup>starts being passive aggressive to clubmates and even to danchou days afterlollmao
last one. gonna go play stick ball with pelo
stop leaking...
>>583057817>acksully we never were pushing for S rank the schizo made that up
>>583057751buddy...
>>583057751mambwo nyo...
>>583057843who censors the time a message was sent?
Very interesting stuff
>i am the only anon itt below 175cmits not fair ffs
>>583057821Literally >>582430002 lmao
>>583057958Who know that by "we" you meant "V"
>>583057751v will happily carry you in uma&coapply today! we're going S rank!!
>>583058012You're not the only one but I'm also a womanlet so it doesn't count
>>583057982Someone from south america that is ashamed of being latinx
>>583057843some sure is sound REALLY ungrateful right now...
>>583056383*for turf
>>583057843200M+ is barely even anything, that's a low earner in /Uma/Club
give up your 2nd S club dream and just join /Uma/
>america time starts>immediate schizo tranny reddit erp e celeb bullshit nyoticing
>>583058163
>>583058232how could the australians do this
>>582978870now this post makes even more sense bro wants to push for S to get Umama back in the club>the club familylmfao
>>583058119
>>583058232burgers have been awake for hours now anon?
>>583058380they get off work 30 mins ago
>>583058326can it even get more humiliating bar a nasty face reveal? this is pathetic
>>583058301holy cope
well? Are you doing your runs?
>>583058301I can smell the jealousy through the screen
>>583058475>not browsing from work???
>>583058495I've got the runs
>>583058012Bruh, I'm 165cm, I'm barely taller than a few umamusume, I wouldn't even be accepted as a trainer if they existed.
>>583058495https://skibidix.com/nyakumi/status/2105401527016038713
>>583056012That's me
>>583058495The computer is doing them for me, I love technology
>>583058380but the SEA and aussies are still asleep and the euros bed time is 1h ago
>>583058650anon you know neets never sleep right
>>583058012I'm 175cm exactly get off my walls
>>583058650honestly?i blame rhodesia
>>583058484that one isn't a lie though
>>583056914>>583056598bro is leaking his own messages
>>583058592wow i thought i was the only femanon in /uma/
>>583058495Nyes
Can you guys please post some Sirius
this thread is so assanyone got any favorite historical uma races to watch?my favorite is probably katsuragi ace's jc win even though I don't know anything about the uma yetor the 1998 tenno sho if I wanna cry again
>>583058883
>>583058301LMAO he really did get rejected
>>583058739does south or north africa even have the internet?i am the only african in /uma/ history and im in central africa
>>583058920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCMtaNiMDM
>>583058883Good what we needed to ruin the thread a little more
>>583058920https://www.nicovideo.jp/user/47419632/mylist/61549115
>>583058758danchou will surely push for S rank if hes posts about it enough in the thread
>>583058301/Uma/club top earner has a bit more fans than Tyler, it's not even sus. They just don't have a lot of low earners
>>583058984The country of south africa does and all of the coastal areas of the north including egypt have ready internet
>>583058920The threads would be nicer if we embraced kindness as the default tone of communication
a would be so based if he kicked his ass
>186cm irlgood thing a trainer's height doesn't matter because they all get brutally overpowered and topped by their trainee anyway
oh shit
>>583058984>south100%>north...maybe
>>583059123they're butt buddies
>>583058920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajxSYXeqIM
>>583059123a is a saint
>>583059018when will this uma be trainable
I thought this v nigger was only temporary officer because he cried to be at some retarded community shit. Why is he trying to call the shots?
>>583059123I would forgive him tbqh
>>583059228huge ego small penis
>>583058815Please leave your club and join mine instead.
>>583058012I'm 165cm and 45kg
>people who aren't in a club discussing shit that never happened in a club because some schizo faked screencaps from said clubNice thread retards lol
I am so obsessed with this game that just the thought of the sound the gates make when they open makes my heart beat heavyI love this game and keiba and umas and
>>583059228third worlders get really excited when they get an ounce of power (not that officers can even do shit)
>>583059360put on the dress
>>583059196I'm not watching some fucking streamer reaction vid gwo never reply to me ever again
>>583059360based femanoncali?
>>583058012this is not going to convince anyone itt to want to fuck you. probably.
>>583058920just press the stub and 20+ posts will disappear in an instant
>>583059123everyone in the club benefits from keeping him as a fanslave, Uma&Co danchou can simply do nothing
>>583059123genuinely just kick him from the club no one else would take him in
it's uma&co's fault for recruiting yet another known leaker. you deserve everything happening to you btw
>>583059294Sorry but I can't, I ain't leaving unless Danchou kicks me out but thanks for the offer
>>583058012uid?
Why are discords allowed for 4chan clubs again?
>>583059589Mambo would
>>583059383we know, digitan.
>>583059771many have been saying this for a year
be nice
>>583059771degradation of a fanbase/hobby.jpg
>>583046187>OYL for longretard
>>583059464i'm not a woman!! I'm just european
>>583059780Even V doesn't deserve that
>>583059834Curren WOULDN'T say this
>>583059663Enemy Danchou.Kick this guy from your club so he can join mine instead.
>>583059695seriously? fuck it.184874710774
>>583059780no they wouldn't>>583059871you mean even Mambo doesn't deserve that
>>583059771why would anyone give a shit?
Holy shit my first 3* blue spark.
>>583059949literally who
>>583060039because shit like this happens
>>583059949I was not aware of umatism twink game...
>>583060047gj newbro
>>583059949Waow
>>583060131me...
>>583060165like what?
>>583059771maybe if in game chat didn't have aggressive filters
>>583059949Mambwo!? owo
>>583059360Im 3kg away from being twice as fat as you
>>583059949Umatism propaganda is strong today...
I'm better than that twinkdie.
So which A+ club won?
is umatism recruiting? just asking
>>583060385Post proofs
>>583060413Mambo
>>583060385Sorry sister you're old and busted
Is everyone here underage?
>>583060413Literally all of them except uma&co
>>583059949>it's the wrong umatism again
>>583060492no just manlets
>>583060492I wish
>>583060413mambo
>>583060454here nonny
>>583060492mentally, yeah.
>>583059360if we assembled 9 of you into one, haru urara-weighing amalgamation, do you think you would run faster than her?
The fuck. My "casual" club kicked me for doing 1 run a day.
>>583060492The worst part about all this is that there are "people" here in their mid to late 30s acting underage or like niggers. Both in some cases.
>>583060492The anime thread from like a week ago confirmed the average age of the thread is close to 30, it made the threads way more amusing to lurk.
>>583060492i'm just short (for average male)
>>583060542Cute!Decapitate her
>>583060682mambwo...
dirters exclusively do analpass it on
>>583060589pffftt
>>583060716shut up V
>>583059304>1996Wait, did Air Groove not win the Triple Tiara?
>>583060551Im 193cm
>>583058920keibatard hours? it's my time to shine1990 Arima Kinen (cingray ending)1993 Arima Kinen (the miracle run)1997 Haruten https://youtu.be/AwsBQ5wd4d82000 Takamatsunomiya Kinen https://youtu.be/tXT8GxPoiC42000 Negishi Stakes https://youtu.be/NantAN3T-Hk2000 Arima Kinen (opera o)2002 Dahby https://youtu.be/OdA8g5m65BA2004 Haruten https://youtu.be/rM1LxBV8XQA2008 Akiten https://youtu.be/D_lA5E-If702012 Arima Kinen https://youtu.be/stxE99MCzJo2013 Arima Kinen https://youtu.be/jXHtadsETOk2022 Akiten https://youtu.be/8DDUwvcyXG4
>>583060858GIGACHAD I KNEELPLEASE FUCK MY TRAINEE
>>583060823Don't associate that pest with Aichan images ever again.
>>583060950What about the other pest?
I'm being bullied for being short again.I'm being bullied for having a small dick again.
>complaining about being perfect dick sucking and throwing heightSome people drown
>>583061031hair status?
>>583060286stop eating butter!
>>583060492!!!
>>583060047And its got NN, Tail, and a Dirt spark too not bad.Too bad its on an uma that didnt do any turf races.
>You now remember AlmondLove
>>583060858You are too tall to be playing gacha. you might steal my waifu or the sub 175cm femanons itt
post something angry
>>583061031lock it up for it's locktober!
>>583060715That leaker is a literal nigger jajas latinx which is not surprising, but the rest of the thread enabling that shit and helping derail umamusume discussion is pathetic. Grown ass men by the way.
>>583061105Tamalove sucks in comparison namewise
>>583061031do you at least look sorta feminine?
>>583061162She's really really mad at something, presumably
>>583061195Anything to shit on V is good to me
>>583061117he's already mine fyi
>>583061087how is ines involved in this
>>583060905why does my top cun never ult as a late surger when she can do this irl
>>583058012I'm 170cm...
>>583058920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NantAN3T-Hkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vdK-fUDPwMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ1xS2Y-rAA
>>583058920Fuku's Kikuka Sho win is fun
>>583061284its not fair. ITS NOT FAIR
>>583060928>>583061117Bwos... last time I mentioned my height on /uma/ some SEA guy asked if I was dutch and if I could fuck his sisterWhy are you like this?
>>583061162Around Oguri...
>>583061195you really fell for that bait hard
I love Rice
>>583061384didnt know we had so many umastacies on hereuid?
>>583060715>>583061195you guys sound like someone who's clapping when grown women act underage
Club ranking for September? I want to know which club deserves me.
>>583060492Mentally, yeah
I hate Rice
>>583060492this is an unc general
>>583061693join autis/uma/
struck a nerve
>>583061550NTA but every smaller person feels this way about tall people, just dont say it IRL. we cant help it, blame evolution>>583061663here. anyone can add me if they want ive got spots 408808476224
>>583061461Vodka's Yasuda Kinen is crazy.
$100 on Meisho Tabaru?
>>583060492I'm the same age as Light Hello
>>583061693Where is #clubcheck anon when we need him?
are you people even real
>>583061802>>583044706
>>583061926look back like 3 threads
>>583061262No, I literally have a full beard and a thick mustache (that I'll shave one day).>>583061070Full
How bad is it to be on a B+ club if my average is 150m/month
>>583061932This moment is real, anon
>>583061932No.
>>583062025You should join Uma&Co
>>583061932People often say I'm fake
#chubcheck
seeing the neurologist for the fourth time tomorrowwish me luck that he doesn't just tell me to fuck off for the fourth time
I love umas with small saggers
>>583057821Why are officers like this
>>583062025you deserve A+. 150 is 5 times uma&co leeches
>>583062025Very badjoin my club now
>>583060825nyo, but she did win the Oaks like her mother in 1983
>>583062129the worst of both worlds...
>>583061105Fun club. I quit the month after our original danchou did. Just wasn’t the same without his spectacular set of legs.
>>583062025Umatism bro...
>>583062040don't post this ikemen. I pulled for him on jp and have been slacking on actually reading his career.
>>583062112Good luckExaggerating your symptoms a bit is morally okay when you have a bad doctor
>>583062295ive got brain cancer so its over either way
>>583062231I just want danchou to kick the literal flatliner and maybe the people who did like <10mwe could be A so easily if we had more than 5 people who actually played the game
>>583061830it's elevated so much by aoshima's announcing. GOAT keiba announcer, any race he was on is one i love to go back and watch
Are mares dangerous?
>>583062295I have never met a good doctor in my life
>>583062201Then why is she on the student council instead of Ramonu?
>>583062356Please be V
Done a spooky month Rice pic, might as well drop it for you guys.https://files.catbox.moe/2awr9u.png
>>583062216>worst*BEST
>>583062356Can I keep it
>>583062370ok well ask in the chat and ill agree with you. maybe he will see it if we both say it
>>583062262Do it. I spent all night reading Rose Kingdom's career and I liked it enough.Also, I have a question. I installed UmaJP on steam a couple of days ago but I haven't been able to get rid of the immense lag that plagues it. Its not unplayable but it is annoying.
>>583062439that's my blood btw
>>583059141I'd never get topped by my trainee.She's a natural born bottom.
>>583062439Thanks drawbwoI like looking at Rices childlike budding breasts
>>583062370No offense bwo but you shouldn't expect things to change like that, you will just grow tired of it eventuallyIf you want more gibs, move to a better club, it's that simple>t. ex A-club top earner
>>583062418Just that one
>>583062439
>>583062429???
>>583062439I look like this for him
>>583062446those are the opposite of sagging theyre straight horizontal aka the best of both worlds
>>583062439based
>>583058984We have internet here in the south. It's pretty shit though.
>182cmI can kiss Akebono very comfortably
>>583062439verry good!
>>583062370Danchou wants the club to stay quotaless with no real pressure but if you yell at him to be more punishing towards literal deadweights I'd support you
Cleat shop refresh???
>>583062721we are the only black /uma/ posters
>>583062602>childlike budding breastswell that's because she's a child out of 10!
>>583062748You're exactly my height
>>583058012I'm 174cm.It's truly tragic.
>>583062872This is true
BRO WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING FRONTS DEAD NEXT CMWHAT ABOUT MACHAN???
>>583062872I get called black slurs here a lot
>>583062548If you're using openvpn for it then try and set up multi threading for it. I personally just thug it out through the lag because I don't care enough to do all that shit.
>>583062897Stop lying, Still. You're a shorty.
>>583062604I know, which is why I don't say anything. I'm still allowed to be frustrated. If I convinced myself I really care I'd just leave rather than try and change the club>>583062527he did actually kick a couple people so I'll take it as a silent win
>>583062832ok you post it in chat and ill support you now.
>>583062938>WHAT ABOUT MACHAN???who?
>>583061464Link?
>>583062938I don't like Machan and she's getting raped
>>583062872I wish I was black. I'm a fucking Afrikaaner. A soutie, actually.
>>583062952I stopped using my mullvad VPN once I noticed I could open the game just fine without it since its on a JP steam account
>>583062920uid?>>583062938>machanliterally who?
>>583063147are afrikans not black?
>>583062628Until now I had thought the Council was only for Triple Crown/Tiara winners like Brian and Rudy. That's why I thought Groove had won the Tiara.
>>583062938are u gonna let the opinions of others dictate what u use on a cm?just have fun!
>>583062938don't caregonna continue playing triple fronts
>>583063317sheep will be sheep
Greetings my fellow whites
>>583063227725896528691dont look at my club
>>583063364machan is a front...
>>583063147King Halo when I open up our lovense app
>>583063303>He did not memorize all the race records for all uma musumengmi
>>583063398hey
>>583063087https://youtu.be/FhMMpPWISEE?t=177useful channel too
UmaDASH is going to S rank to get back at danchou for abandoning us.
>>583062862Thanks for the reminder
>>583063580waow...
>>583063227797177196129
>>583063580I love umankoI love umanus
>>583063140We need one of these for every uma
>>583063580
>>583063580god dammit. now i have to go jack offsorry danchou the next fan run is a little delayed
>>583063580is that a heckin' MINGE on my safe for work 4channel.org?JANBERG PLEASE SAVE MEPROTECT MY INNOCENCE
>>583063283They're dutch white people
>>583063580>>583063714
>>583063283No. We're white.
>>583063815Big fan of the boots you guys make cheers!
how much longer...
>>583063580my gf's umanko is slightly hairy like this and it feels great to rub against
should i play new vegas somedayor is it one of those cultural things that was only worth playing when it was a thing
>>583063398I'm a silly blue spark
ACUTE WTF...
>>583063746Don't call it minge.
>>583063923193CM anon...
>[Warning: Unity] _commonVertexList.Capacityが大きすぎます。10240分必要のか確認してください(必要であれば サイズを警告サイズを調整してください)
>>583063968the later, it's not that good
>>583063968ONCE you fix up the biggest problems with mod packs, it is a very fun RPG
Good morning from Melbourne Australia
>>583063227What's the appeal behind men at that height?
>>583063998falco has that same schedule at senior year end. GL runs on her are pain
>>583063968it's a really good rpg and it regularly goes on sale for like $10 with all DLC. you should play it.and obviously the mods for it are really good.
>>583063283No theyre white.Here is an easy mnemonic to help you remember:Africans is spelled with a 'c' because they're all coons. Afrikaners is spelled with a 'k' because they're all KKK members.
>>583064085heyy cutie
>>583063968Try it out, and if you don't like the gameplay, the story no matter how good, won't be worth it
>>583063968It's pretty enjoyable once you get over the clunky stuff, worth experiencing if you don't mind that You could also get mods to fix most of the broken shit
>>583064085Good morning from ze Deutscheland :3
>>583064003clunge? gash? axe wound? twat? cunt? clam? meat wallet?
>>583063968i played it with no mods and it crashed a total of +50 times, but i enjoyed it completely, a second playthrough with mods? ehh i had enough
>>583064226Any more cute mambo edits like this?
>>583064225>try out this BETHESDA SLOP that is known for having DOG SHIT GAMEPLAY, because the story that this game is known for isn't worth itbased oguri/whorren posterfallout 3 and even more so 4 are hyper fucking dog shit that bored me to tears btw, at least NV has some edge and is interesting to surf through, like obsidians other titles, before they got bought out
>>583064159>Menno man is that height in 2026maybe a very rare subsection of twinks, femboys, bottoms, or kids. but 90 percent chance its a woman
you should get a guaranteed daily shop for doing 5 TT runs, 3 daily races, and 1 from whatever seasonal other thing they havenot getting the 3rd shop until 4 hours before reset despite doing everything is dumb
>>583063968It's one of my favorite games ever but in this day and age you're playing to for the story and atmosphere not the gameplay. The vortex installer from Nexus makes it pretty easy and there are even modpacks that make the mod load order install and work correctly.
>>583064198>Buying gamesEl oh el
>>583064514>>583064514>>583064514
How many years until this fat DORK comes home?
would you guys be mad at me if I said that I actually liked the fnv combat.
>>583064407>tfw no twink, femboy, bottom or kid, but below that heightI'm a woman with a penis...
>>583064447Wait until we can buy 3 more extra shops per day
>>583064407But I'm 174cm tall as a man...
>>583064595No I actually like it but I was playing Fallout 3 at release
>>583061434Whats DSKThe only DS anything I love is Daiwa Scarlet (sorry Nintendo)
>>583063968>only worth playing when it was a thingIt wasn't worth playing back then either
>>583064887ダスカ, ie scarlet
>>583064992Another reason to hate katakana, thanks
>>583064407
>>583063580Thankfully I am not sharing my screen with my boss right now
>>583063370>>583063317Same anons who whine and moan when CMs start
>>583063147>Fake Negro
