Previous: >>586376339New Umayuru episode is out!https://youtu.be/9FwDmrbvdVQ>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus 11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>586392786why are you brown?
Digitan LOVE
>>586392762they already gun for that rank a couple times a year.
Mambo won
i want symbolic crispy to shoot me in the head
ryan LOVE
Yes... 600 million fans is a lot of fans.... and yes, I have no reason to keep flatliners in the club... but you see... it's not about the fans... it's about sending a message.... and the message is that i hate you all... everything burns...
>>586392906won what?
>>586390337>>586391439DANCHOOOOOOOOOU
higonna do my last 5 borrows on sweep then do cm, kinda forgot
Allen does not play the game
Kris Sex O
I'm so lazy I'm just using my sprint TT team
umaggbwos... is it over?
/Uma/ Club has room for one cool anon. Reserve your spot by replying!>>586393187oh yeah I use my profile to filter-check! i sometimes forget to put it back.free club-leaks for the curren-posters
being in mambo is the funniest possible way to interact with this game and this general i swear to god. im so glad i got invited to this club.
>>586393303just burself, as long as it works and doesn't annoy you
>>586393361no it is the beginning of embrace b+
it doesn't make sense to me that only three of the seven A+ clubs struggled this month. A+ became a botted hellscape but some of the A+ clubs actually did BETTER than usual?
me and danchou
don't buy the friendship shop pull tickets todaysave for gal week when for each gal uma you can spend 30k points to get 50 star piecesif you've done all the legend races and other star piece rewards then you should be able to unlock city right away (if you do some of her daily legend races beforehand) and palmer shortly after 2.5
I don't like the new mambros that won't shut up about the club
I gotta say seeing the posts here make me neverEVERE V E Rwant to bother with a high ranked club, you currenposters are actually insane, especially when the clubs in this game dont even communicateI implore you to go look up the carat difference between A and A+
>>586393187holy fucking obsessed is he your boyfriend?
>>586393482wow they are whores
I made 140 mln fans last month and I'm looking for a place in an A+ club. Waiting to see if danchou kicks me out so I can apply today or I'll have to leave myselfID: 303782102376
>>586393482what if I'm not an FPlet?
Visit TomakomaiGoodnight
>>586393482So it's 120k Friendship Points for everyone? Good thing I already have City though.
>>586393452It's because none of them actually want to clear out the dust that has settled in the bottom of the club
>>586393482Solid adviceThe tickets are a scam for this price
CUUUUUUUUUUTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>586393525mambo didnt even recruit this month thoughbeit
>>586393621ask for a kick you autist
>>586393482>ave for gal week when for each gal uma you can spend 30k points to get 50 star piecesWhen is it? I need my palmer stars
>>586393452thats our spirit of competition. /uma/ is a sports anime. when pushed to the limit, some of us enter... THE ZONE
>>586393482Do you have a link? 30k for each or for all of them? I have 90k (I bought some keys to unlock scenes).
B+ club ButtSweat has one spotNo quota, dailies are enough. Loving sweaty uma butts is not required but highly encouraged.If you need to be away for some time then please say so in the chatReply with your ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
>>586392786Hey. thanks for walking me back, we're almost back to Tracen, but I wanted to stop and tell you something really important to me..Honsefun needs a new club member to chill with them, and I know you know someone who>likes to loopa>trade shoes>and doesn't neglect their poor umasTorena, dont try to deny it, Shirakoi told me you knew the right guyShe also told me to let you know their club id is 726020150 and that you can apply ingame with /uma/ in your bio
>>586393482okay, but Iam going to ticket summer jordan
>>586393652fondle tomakomai
>>586393716Speaking relatively not this month
>>586393721I did ask for it like 2 hours ago
>>586393621Danchou get this one and kick YOU KNOW WHO
>>586393720ugly ass website
>>586393538you need to realise that nothing that is said here or ingame matters. you can do whatever you want.
>>586393482I already got city and palmer on their banners though, because I'm not a larper.
>>586393376You are SS rank sir
>>586393525sorry but i love the club and wont stop talking about it you old bitter homo
>>586393452if you have many loopers in your club, they can easily hit 200mil+ per month, without any overhead or whipping involved.
>>586393720thanks Claude
>>586393482how much for city? im 10 days away from maru
>c-check the carat differences bwo!!classic flatliners cope
>>586393621dancho please.... all the top earners are going to get recruited....
who won?who lost?
>>586393923why do you have to use a disgusting pic with your sensible response
>>586393621danchou
>>586393069>>586393227uhh, which is it? the extra stuff is harmless fun and optional and we don't have a discord
>>586393908I love it too but just shut the fuck up about it already
>>586393973I notice you're afraid to reply to me, you're really convincing anyone of your point to be afraid of someone on an anonymous forum
>>586393990hachimi won :3
>>586393538CMs are carat negative if you're metafagging (unless super lucky) but people still do it. It's not about carats.
I've had 100m fans for like 4 months at his point do "people" really get 200m or more monthly lmao
Imagine being danchud in these troubling times? >some one posts hello i'm doing 50 mil a month for free i searching for a new club>some danchud is like come to us bro!!>then someone posts like "hello im doing 1 gazilion fans a month, i looking for a club"Imagine being a danchud in this second Thanks you danchud for your work!
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURECRUITS EVERYWHERE DO SOMETHING
>>586394049>c-check the carat differences bwo!!classic flatliners cope
>>586393656yes>>586393743january>>58639376130k each (3k for 5 star pieces x 10)it's two months away so you should be fine>>586393780well gal week only features the OG outfits anyway>>586393867based>>586393950check your inventory
>>586394026those two replies aint real buddyalso you never talked to ME so now both of us are ANGRY with you
>>586394105cm is fun though
>their club had to recruit this month
wahey
>>586393525gonna let you in on a real mambo secret anonhalf the club posts in /vm/ because listening to people schizo about their club got oldAll the posts made about them here aren't even read by most of them
>>586393982we are full though
>>586394026Don't assume any of those are from me
>>586394026my reply was the real one
you know who does have a dicksword and the worst schizo of the thread? uma&co, funny how that works
>>586394157We get a lot of friend points so I'll just continue to buy tickets and still have enough I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNSq1qf5ZFk
>the day-1 mascot and consistent shoe sniffer who occasionally forgot to log-in averaged more daily fans than the bottom 10%i shall never forget.
shoe sniffing is gayI will request sashes and you will like it
>>586394137there you go, try it again next thread and maybe someone will forget you did that and take you seriously
>>586394219mamgwo...
>>586394295All to make room for a backstabbing troon...
>>586394219you're saying mambo isn't even an /uma/ club then?
>>586393973If this was a "flatliner cope" people with +200mil would leave their A+ clubs.You're a penny-pincher, admit it.
>>586393482>only one i don't have is paamanot like I would have wasted fp on the blonde bitch anyway. i even wish that sbe didn't spook me the way she did.and nice, the 50 star pieces will let me get my wife to 4*probably won't bother with shitty's
trying to read the event story but everytime grass shows up I stiffen real hardthis american weeb has ruined me, her soft voice and mannerisms have corrupted me
>>586394219I do see a few of them in /vm/ rooms>>586394498nah their officers post here (and currenposters pretending to be them)
>>586394480>>586394295You can thank v and the danchou with no backbone for that
>>586394229dancho please......... average A+ earning is 90mil..... these people belong in B.... we almost deranked because of them.....
>>586394208If she's only interested in Ruby that means I can date humans all I want while training her.
849077213652Can I get an invite from Mambo
>>586394173Is it? It's mostly dead I think, I've not watched a single race except finals (and even then I skipped some of them) since introduction of view result. It's almost on the level of team trials at this point.Getting enough fans for A+ in last hour was more exciting than any of last 10 CMs or so. It's a rare occasion and won't repeat I think, but still it was fun.
>>586394519NTA but hell yea I'm a fucking penny pincher. It's the only way to survive in this Israel laboratory test tube baby gacha
what asshole vandalized the OP I wanted to click on one of the links now I need to google it myself
>>586394570I behave, act, sound, and look like that.
i remember there was some guy here who thought the carrots listed on the story chapters you had to pay instead of receive
>>586394642are you going to request sashes?
>>586394731game would've been better if that was the case
>>586394647>i didnt participate in it and skipped everything>that means everyone else didI think you MIGHT have a bit of a main character complex, anon
>>586394041why
>>586394769Of course
>>586394694you know who. best not to summon the bastard and just collectively agree to fix the OP next thread
>>586394498shhhh let's just point the camera back to /uma/club mmmkay?
>>586393482How are friend points a problem at this point in the game?
>>586394731It's tru tho
>>586394832He was the first claiming that CMs are fun.
>>586394897>hoarding henry
>>586394480qrd?
>>586394631post in club chat dude
>>586394731i unironically thought the same thing when i started
>>586394897if you buy the 20k tickets you run out of them pretty quickly
>>586394731That was hilarious. He missed out on MLB welfare cards because of it, and I think one of them was Marvey Power.
>>586394851back to the streets with you
>>586394974he's not in the club, 80% of the posts about mambo have ALWAYS been people not in the club larpinghow the fuck is this retarded-ass general STILL FALLING FOR THIS AFTER SO LONG YOU ALL ARE IDIOTS
>>586394642But we are full...
>>586395007But I buy them every moth
>>586394678Uma is far less Jewish and tryhard than other older gachas.Unless you have 15+ plats you could take it easy instead.
>>586394897not everybody has the luck to MLB a scenario card day 1 or have a giga parent
Holy crap that's miko Dia the cutest trainee at Tracen and also my wife!
>>586395090Most people here are starved for FP bcuz they got no followers
>>586395059if you could read between the lines you'd see my post said "you aren't even in mambo dude" autismo
>>586394897I only have 48k...
>>586394964he could be one of Throne moguls that rakes in thousands of friend points each reset.
>>586394969'mama got kicked from /uma/ club for being annoying so a kicked the club mascot to give xim a new home and then not even a week in 'mama left and went to dacchis
(You), yeah (You), if you wanna leave your club the time is nowAll clubs are drooling over the thought of recruiting the new free high earner dacchis, if you leave now you're doing a favor to your old club, no one will resent or blacklist you
>>586394974we know mambodancho lurks here all day tho this IS the club chat
>>586392786
>>586395126you can't say that when the bitchmonu card is right around the corner>t. can't MLB Kita, Creek, and FineMo in 400 pulls each
I earn 360m a month, about to leave my club.
Do you guys wanna watch anime together or something
>>586395263>implyinghis two officers constantly jerking off about quotas post here all the time but him not so much
>>586395293umatism bwo...
>>586395293>NO IDmeaningless faker
>>586395272the difference between club ranks is literally THREE (3) PULLS
>>586395126still far off the actually generous gachas like azur lane
>>586395090erm what the helly? I earn like 35k fp every month i have to skip a ticket sometimes
>>586395260Not what happened
>>586395325fuck off danchou you already had enough sex with * last night
Yep it's gaming time
>>586395272It's a combination of weak competition and fuckhuge carat income I think.Only new cuties should be frugal in my opinion.
>>586395412It did?
>>586395349v*ttic...
>>586386264I've never cheated you faggot, how dare you say that about our club
>>586394897I don't drop my ID in discord servers.
>>586395412whatever you say cutie
>>586395489Umama had nothing to do with the club mascot getting kicked
pls tell me this is good enoughi still have two more aces to train
ButtSweat is looking for ONE ButtSweater! If you want to join a comfy B+ club apply with /uma/ in profile or post torenah id here. No quotas!
>>586395546They hate us cause they anus
>>586395262I don't want to get molested by uncs so I'm not joining, sorry
>>586395621>no gw or shrewduh... yeah, it's fine bwo.
>>586395406I did not count gachas that have no gameplay and competition, I was thinking of something like picrel where you had to actually count and spend your resources to be prepared.
>>586395643I make 200 million fans a month now THIS is the high ranking club I want to join!
>>586395621you need planca bro, that and blossom is #1 priority
>>586395260The club mascot got kicked because V wanted to push for S
>>586395689shrewd does nothing
>>586395621>no gw, shrewd step, uma stam or concentrationyeah i guess gwo, better pray pulse and possible carry you
>>586395621I recommend looking up skills like aspire to see what they do before taking them.This can gamble a win but she wont be consistent
>>586395739How are you going to push for S without your motivational club mascot, huh smart guy?
>>586395621it's good enough>aspire
>>586395725but /uma/ told me mummy was the best one to get
>>586395621>i still have two more aces to train>CM already started
>>586395739Lowest earner thougheverbeit. Uma&Co might have dropped out of A+
Why don't they have all the casual outfits ready? The model is already in the game.
>>586395868>>586395873it looked good on the diddylator
>>586395968>Why does a mobile game timegate stuff
>>586395968So you have a reason to play waiting for all that shit.
>>586396114it is still overall good enough you can always come back to it later
>>586395868>Very slightly increase velocity for a medium duration when positioned 2nd or later and within 2 lengths of the lead just before late-race. (Pace Chaser)what's wrong with that
I just played nikke for the first time and fell to my kneesso much giant tits ass and thighswhy do we struggle for such absolutely forgettable weak women?
Curren is a whore
Shameless
>>586395868>>586395873Aspire is a guaranteed carryover everytime so it's fine to take, unlike white daring strike is a plain dry 0.05 mid-race
>>586392786First rate B+ club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 2 open slots this month.Quota is 15million. If you do 1 auto career a day you should be able to reach this without having to think about it.We're pretty chill, just log in, request hoes, and do an auto career. If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask, and I'll spend like half an hour trying to get my long ass explanation through the game's chat filter.If you're interested in joining, send a request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>586396309it's okaynot terrible but you could use your sp on something better, it's fine if you don't have anything else to spend on
>>586396297>you can always come back to it later>day 1 is over in under 5 hours
>>586396309Very slightly is usually 0.05 m/s (for comparison something like straightaway adept is 0.15 m/s). But this skill carryovers so it's still some value.
>>586396114>>586396309It's a velo increase of 0.05. Thats a third of what white skills usually give you
>>586396309aspire is one of those "white skill is total dogshit, gold or bust" skills. it's a 0.05. that and aspire is already a relatively inconsistent skill.
>>586396232It takes a long time to get it anyhow.
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/03qkco>https://jiggie.fun/03qkcohttps://jiggie.fun/03qkco>https://jiggie.fun/03qkcohttps://jiggie.fun/03qkco
>>586393774This might be the worst club advert I have ever seen
>>586396454that's 20 borrows to goheaps of time
im the lowest earner in mambo and danchud aint gonna do SHIT
>>586396625>worst clubthat's buttsweat
>>586393774This might be the best club advert I have ever seen
>>586393774This might be the best club advert i have ever seen
>>586396313This -is- a game about running, anonI feel like a woman with a nikke-sized body would kind of be DEBUFFED in the running department, sprinting looks difficult with such a body
>>586396625that you've seen YETi might have to make more later
Can we talk about Ryanfag kicking one of the loyal members because they went on vacation
>>586395581If someone didnt get kicked umama would not have had the spot to joinBeanz left after the kick
it's a good thing they don't show umamusumes naked otherwise the canonical pubic hair might be not to my preference
hey
Should I do it?
You guys ever read that Toradora doujin that's just like a hundred pages of Ryuuji and Taiga just constantly fucking through their independently living together honeymoon phase? That changes a man.
>>586393774This might be a club advert...?
>>586396791no because this general is pro-kickinguma&co kick bottom 5mambo kick bottom 10Ryanfag kick the guy complainingKICKKICKKICK
I need to grope Satono Diamond's ample breasts.
/umagg/ here. So, our dreams of A are now essentially dead. On the off chance any anons are looking to chill at B+, we have room.
>>586396836you can't just post things like this...
>>586396787You have plenty of room to improve
>>586396949why did they leave?
>>586396861is it the Wagashi one? really good stuff from that guy
>>586396612Don't particularly about jiggie but that apple pic is doing things to my brain
>>586396949ACK MY NECK
>>586396949rotate your image nigga
>>586396949>chill at B+good choice
I wish to become one with the universe
>no poc award>no daring strike award
I love NTR
mambodanchode stopped kicking people because he has PTSD from bad press from kicking that one guy right before gibs
>>586393774this is definitely the most average club advert i've never seen
>>586396861i prefer women with cow-tier bodies but that does sound pretty awesomeI love longer doujins where the couple basically just fuck in every situation possible with some romance mixed in
I must've started 12 runs today and finished 2
>>586396791ryanfag was warning the guy even here, I saw four or five pre-recruitment posts warning him to do runs or he would be kicked and free a spot
>>586396817But that doesn't matter, he didn't get kicked for Umama to join. He got kicked because V was sperging about S rank. Umama was still in /uma/club when he got kicked
>>586397000We couldn't breach A rank, and I don't blame them for leaving with how much they were earning a month.
>>586397093weak
How do you neighas have 500million monthly fans but not a Ug team trials rank
>>586397093i think this is genuinely it
>>586396817Beanz only left to join the superior A+ club
Only the undesirables reside in B+ and be fine with it
>>586393774I was going to join a new club and HonseFun was one of my options as a 250M monthly earner but this took it out of the pool, thanks.
>>586396949danchou...
Meh this could have been a good run
>>586397121i never do that because i only do career with borrows
>>586397142Not everyone is autistic and perma here like Ryanfag and others
>>586395621Yeah thats fine. You should have gotten Plancha, but having Neck and neck instead of Head on makes up for that.Aspire and Intimidate arent very good, and NN is unlikely to activate at a good time on this track, but you could have done worse.
>>586397151V and umama communicate(d) on discord bro. Not hard to say "hey im gonna join in a day or two"
>>586397024>>586397023My bad, here you go.
>>586397260anon... they joined mambo... that's an A club...
>>586392786That smile is so freaking cute. can someone post lewds of her? ty
>Umama>Vobsessed
Gold City feet in my mouth as Azuma intended
>>586397260kys beanz
>>586397207Too lazy to press Auto Select
>>586397015If you start jigging you'll see that and much more
>>586397412wrong
>>586397384>Umama predicted he was going to get kicked in a day
>>586397405Did Kingu always have those big tiddies in display on her card???
>>586397420how lewd we talking
>>586396861My shithole has been banning such peak, all japanese h cartoons are blocked by ISPs with scary warnings. At least my gooning years are mostly behind me now
>>586397093that was based af more clubs should do that
>>586397350so they should join a non-/uma/ club then?fuck off
it has been 8 days since I quit 4 other gacha and planning to leave my club too but I am danchou
>>586397012https://nhentai.net/g/419737/yeah that's the one i'm thinking of
>>586397636extremely good taste chiyobro
>>586397532like a crocodile and its prey, nyoniverse dragged current bucket into space and suffocated her
>>586397546>Asking for a kick is not a thing
>>586397634how do you even play that many gachas simultaneously?2 was already too much dailyslop for me to handle
>>586397634did you get a girlfriend or are you going through one of those "i'll be productive" phases?
>>586397636I saw the h and thought this was a haku link
>>586397567Too lewd
>>586397636>wholesome
where the drama
>>586397631>You must go back and read every single missed post and follow all the latest drama to be part of an /uma/ club
brat...
>>586397636this isnt 100 pages
Holy shit the pumpkin bread from 85c is so goodwhite women were right pumpkin in everything IS FUCKING AMAZING
>>586397808retard
>>586397696A guy from /uma/club quit because umama got kicked bwo, he didn't ask for a kick
>>586397852there are two sequels so it's like 80 pages
>>586397636hey this is just 20 pages you lied to me
>>586397636Wagashi is so fucking good
>>586397751how about this then
>>586397856I used to make my own pumpkin bread from pumpkins I would buy from the farmer's marketI miss America
I think it’s time to chill out and quiet down
>>586397881STOP REMEMBERING
>>586397824Needs behavior correction
>>586397925It has a few parts, check Wagashi's other works.
>>586395725i forgot my draft poguri was without plancka now i have to clank up a el
>>586397938Properly lewd but kinda uninspiring
>>586397532I too am quite a fan of the nyunivaasu
>>586398013I did that with my curry and was wondering why she wasn't winning
>>586395725>you NEED [these two uniques]bwo I can only borrow one uma
>>586397881Oh right forgot about that guyStill feel like umama knowing xhes gonna get kicked isnt exactly that much of a reach
do v and umama seriously have so much pull in their clubs...? or are danchos just weak willed sissy boys who cave the second anyone yells at them?
>>586397853For a newma her design is quite tame (good)
>>586397881That nigga just got back in /uma/club btw
>>586398158There isn't a single danchou here I respect. Maybe umadash since I have no idea who their danchou is
>>586398107PASA IS ESSENTIALLY FREE UNLESS YOU'RE A MONTH 1 PLAYER
>>586394897If you don't have a borrow card everyone wants, and and buy the tickets, you run out of FP real quick. I go down to zero just about every month
>>586398158It's more of a peanut gallery from the thread doesn't have any voice in how the things go.
>>586398158*mama gets groomed by whoever gives him attention* is friends with a IRL
>>586398107Nigga everyone has the condom passer
>>586398249I refuse to run that spic
>>586398158A+ clubbers need to literally summon Satan in order to get their pussy ass danchos to kick flatliners
>chiyofag spreading his degenerate porn unprompted for no reasonwhy do we tolerate him again
wait a secondbetween november 21st and dec 2nd there's... one banner? No event?So we're going to have an entire dead week of literally nothing happening?
>>586397856Careful the more of it you eat the more of it you'll smell like, next thing you know you wake up next to a tattoed college hag (derogatory)
>>586393621Join UMADash, but honestly if you make 140M that's borderline S-rank club.
/uma/chan has a spot open for another trainer looking to promote to an A+ club.
>>586398087if you say so
>>586398283Chat is this true
>>586398109How would umama know he's getting kicked
>>586398315Danchous have diplomatic immunity
>>586398413holy shit I would love to have sex with an overweight college girl obsessed with pumpkin and uggs
>>586398283a IRL what?
>>586398385Thats when the unity update banners were supposed to release but I guess since we already have updated unity they're skipping those banners...
>>586398385time to update your tt umas
>>586398512Post that discord leak
>>586398421S clubs are 250m+ now sis
Wish my luck bwos
>>586398531uma&co assassinated him before he could finish...
>>586397616are you in texas
>>586398512Its called reading the roomOr maybe they just said theyre gonna?
Why does Curren want to go on a training date with me?
>>586398624>dirtBased moootator, good luck gwo.
>>586397713I login, do dailies and roll the dice to see which one's event I could be bothered to do. On weekends I'd tackle them all.>>586397720>are you going through one of those "i'll be productive" phases?I guess you can chalk it down to this. Just didn't feel like playing that many gacha I didn't feel that invested in anymore but thinking about the money I spent kept me going but I have had a change of heart recently.
>>586398580The Discord leaks are all from uma&co what's that got to do withh /uma/club
>>586398589porn has taught me that spechan is getting FUCKED in that pic
>>586398624Runaway kino?Gl anon
>>586398762by a black tug no less, right? stupid cuck
>>586398751The reason papa got kicked
>>586398762Follow and find out.
>>58639844510/10 Thanks my friend. Kris is so pretty and hot
>>586398826??????
Would you guys keep? She kinda dumb but i probably highrolled considering i ran 0lb ruby
>>586398829The leak happened after he got kicked bwo. Unless there's another leak I don't know about
>>586398728gl, anon. dropping a gacha is a relief, let alone five. enjoy the freedom and do try to be productive with it.
>>586398762I wouldn't assume so because of the position of the skirt and her eyes are wide open
>>586398858she really is
>>586398762>porn has taught metype of shit an unc would spew
>>586398953bwo you need cheer...
New hahakigi just dropped, in chinkanese unfortunately
>>586398174logo sex
>>586398953good enough to move on and work on others. the wit isn't that big of a deal.
>>586398762Eternal cumbrain
>christmas daiwa from scamcha bannert-thanks
>>586398615>it actually is that high, ~240Mgoddamn we need a total botting genocide.
>>586399215
>>586399172She has accel out the ass as is
>>586399289>great kit>great outfit>gets god-tier evo skills in a month>WAAAAAH IM COMPLAINING
>>586397420Here's Rob Roy saddling Kris S
>>586398707Why don't you?
>>586399373>evos in a monthwhat is this gaslight
>>586399373>front golds
>>586399379you cant post that
>>586399379CUTE CUTE CUTEThanks for sharing this with me
>>586399373they stagger evo skills mostly by release order anononly day 1 umas are getting evos any time soon
>>586399229>chinkanesewho?
>>586398624that's babymode bro
>>586398683no I'm in europe. If I clicked that nhentai link without using a vpn my ISP would refuse and say that's a pedo website since last year
>>586399373>all he thinks about is meta faggotrykill yourself and your gay opinion
>>586399373>Red Maru is a huge winnerdoes Red Shift stop being shit, or something?
>>586399439Evos neverLots of umas will never reach their full potential
>>586398434quota?
>>586399527so taiki and suzuka win again?
>>586399373taishinbros... our potential...
>>586399581this is good
>>586399172i opted out since i got razor steps anywayand if rooms are anything to go by its nearly impossible to not overshoot with the amount of debuffers and other backliners
>495not even close baby!my life for mambo!
>>586399373>mfw all my oshi are merely usable or THE RAPED
SAMBA! MAINICHI! SAMBA!
>>586399565>evo>uniquehttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/100401-maruzensky
>>586399658anon we barely survivedlike three mambwos were doing manual mant runs by the end just to scrape above 500
>>586399561her outfit is amazing too and her unique animation is really prettyso actually YOU are the gay
>>586399713the anon is saying even with good pinks, maru essentially doesn't have a unique thus it doesn't really matter.
>>586399640Not every uma needs to be usable
>>586399571
>>586399658Should I join mambo? I made 390m
>>5863997656 million fans for mambo!
>>586399565
>>586397853She looks like my type >>586399229My bwooo...
>>586399565no, her dead gold skill gets turned into a current spd
>>586399785This is weirdMirco is her Torena
>>586399779That much target speed makes even a mid race accel make sense
how do we solve the chiyoposter problem
>>586399713I mean her unique aside this DOES sound basically as good as your evo skill could possibly bedoesnt everyone say all the "super speed up" or "speed up for longer duration" evos are the best ones?
>>586399678that's the world telling you to get better taste
>>586399785
>>586399983positive reinforcement
>>586399420I did the responsible adult thing and explained Curren that she should only go out on dates with the one she loves. She agreed with my point but still looked somewhat upset later.I don't get these girls.
>>586399860That's better than some uniques wtf
>>586399771>had to defend himself after being called outpfft
current spd more like curren chan
>>586400079yes if someone says something wrong don't you want to inform them that they're wrong?
How come in some Clubs every day they have users able to hit like 10m-15m daily? Even outside of halved TP events?Are these fuckers wasting Carats or what?
>>586400175retard
>>586400157>pfft
>>586400175>he can't break even
>>586399826tis currently full!>>586399765that means we can keep on going if we put in the effort!
>>586400174beyond sex
I hate this game
>>586400175you can get up to 100 carats per day from race rewards so you can break even or even go carat positive by spending a few on TPthat said, the difference between club ranks (except SS) is only 450 carats so it's not worth it at all to go beyond that
i both hate and lust after that retarded zoomer.
>>586400258retard
..>>586399508This is my cutest Kris/Rob image
Should I take wait and see or just double circle a corner skill?
does lane legedermain work as a gamble skill
>>586399713>4s Current Speed @ .35 in late-racenot bad. Makes her almost strong in Mile tracks. But she's a front, and fronts are starved for accels, so Red Shift being shit on 90% of CM tracks is a handicap only crazed oshifags will embrace.
>>586400245I hope n*** kicks you
>>586399990>>586399373yes, the tier list is wrong in some small things but is right for 90% of them, any uma who ends up with evo skills like THIS are just clear-cut winners
>>586400175Fanruns gives carat back. If you're lucky you could get carat positive back. On half TP you gain at least about +50 extra carat every day if you keep up. If double reward you could get +150 per day, triple reward +250
>no unstoppable
>>586400217https://mangadex.org/chapter/5f9e69f2-b0ce-478f-b444-9f5b5c78990a
something is happening
>>586399779>maru essentially doesn't have a uniqueJust make her a backliner
>>586400384HOLY RETARD WTF IS GOING ON
>>586399658i mean... it was literally 3 runs close...you should tell your dancho to kick the niggas holding you down
are we the raped...?
>>586400478>stoppable
>>586400348Just doing G1s isnt enough to break even I dont think
>>586400382Today is a great day ty for the art friend!
>>586399765>>586399990fellow retard here, are evo skill inheritable/sparkable or are they basically pseudo golds
>>586400382I'm more of a Kris and Gimlet man myself
>>586400612so don't just do G1s??? wow that was hard
>>586400157>yes if someone says something wrong don't you want to inform them that they're wrong?i used to but these days people have to pay for that
btw all the people getting to the point of club autism where they SPEND CARROTS ON FAN RUNS and try to cope with "y-you can break even trust" have completely lost the plot
Every time a shorter length CM comes around I realize how badly my Nishino Flower aces come out.
>>586400175Yeah I use carats and simply don't care about the marginal loss if I don't get lucky with the drops
>>586400708You cant inherit them, no. They're exclusive to the umas themselves. They're upgrades on an umas existing gold skills.
Your grorious leader doesn't reimburse the carat spent farming fans? join a real club next time
>>586400708they're ultra-golds, cant be inerited, for some umas they are outright stronger than their unique skills
>>586400580Just you actually
>>586400708i dont know mambwo
>>586400175it's a tradeoff of a marginal loss but you can clank parent/loopa runs all day.
>be in club, doing comfy 40-45 million a month without botting or looping, just 5 borrows a day>Get kicked today Should I look for a B club as A's and up want boting apparently.
>>586400724>Tank your parents's statline by running random ass G3 and G2sSorry I dont mlb cards just to clank...
there it is again, classic flatliner cope
>>586400493>>586400217https://mangadex.org/chapter/80d1d52e-5933-4f8f-8446-fba870b83833https://mangadex.org/chapter/2949ba54-79fe-4c6f-ae0a-fa8f8485a87bhttps://mangadex.org/title/1bc97ccd-1e56-4570-a399-162d08414f66/umayome-uma-x-tore-kekkon-seikatsu-goudou
>>586400175I restart 90% of my manual runs
>>586400605REREHA SHI RE
>go on /lgbt/>once again see uma postingSTOP
danchou you need to kick me out. I know you were in the chat and saw my message. Not doing your fan runs and pretending you didn't log in yet will only drag you and the rest of the club down
>>586400175you get 100 extra carats for every 50 careers and basically you're fucking retarded for not doing it
>>586400594
>>586400175I actually do go carat negative (still positive including all the other daily gains) doing loops as a newfag. I just like looping and ace building. I only get 8m a day though.
>>586400723These two are ally funny and sexo together
>>586400951sorry I made that post...
Half TP is ending in 3 hours. The pain will resume
>>586400951no
>>586396689They hate is cause they anus. Join ButtSweat
>>586400973>Waste carats daily to get 100 extra carats after 50 careersI'm not a math genius but that doesn't sound good at all?
>>586400175I run clankers almost all day long. I update my carats in the calculator and it always goes up, so I assume I dont run a negative overall.
Does Grand Live bring stronger Umas that I need to redo all Team Trials again?
>>586400645
>>586400951They do invent whole bunch of new words every time I see them
>>586400951you're meant to use a yae image when linking to shit on /lgtv/, it's common sense, liberal.
>>586400951>go to /lgbt/why exactly were you going there in the first place?
>>586400951monkey typewriter theory is real
>>5864009065 borrows a day is not enough retard, it has nothing to do with botting
>>586401079the pain wont end as long as im alive
>>586400973Actually 120 (not counting random carats)
>>586401309idk why I find this funny
>>586400175Nigga how are you doing your parent runs?WAITING FOR TP TO RECOVER NATURALLY?
GUTS SPARKPACE CHASER SPARKGUTS SPARKPACE CHASER SPARKGUTS SPARKPACE CHASER SPARKGUTS SPARKPACE CHASER SPARKI CANT FUCKING STAND ITIM SO SICK OF ITI HAVE MULTIPLE FRIEND 11 UMAS WITH NOTHING TO SHOW FOR ITA FLATLINER HAS THE SAME TOTAL PROGRESS AS MEI HAVENT EVEN MADE COPE-TIER PARENTS LET ALONE "GOOD" ONES
Sex hair umas...
>>586401364You're supposed to post Rice Shower when making posts like this.
>>586400906Which club?
>>586401364
>>586401384yes?most players who actually play out of TP 30s and the game NEVER gives you any
Alright I give up, how do you guys do 50 careers a day. I have been playing casually so far. Do you guys use tools?
>>586401384I don't do parent runs, I'm busy lately so I'm joined a Rank S club and I'm treating Uma Musume like a Cookie Clicker for now (doing clanker runs, getting dailies and rolling when it's someone I like).I always thought that using Carats would be a stupid thing for whales, but I guess not.
>>586400906>be in club, doing comfy 40-45 million a monthmambwo...>Get kicked nvm
>>586401563
>>5864014617 and this american hag rapes me so hard both my dick and my ass, making me unable to feel pleasure from ningen manko
>>586400906>40 million a monthdie leech
>>586401574It takes 50 minutes to do a cygames approved run so obviously you use a command line interface that directly talks to the server which lets you do a career in 12 minutes
>>586401217Please respond...
>>586401574Nobody does 50 careers a day bwo
>>586401528Uma&co
>>586401579One bad uma banner where you have to spark is 3000 runs btw.If you consider carat to TP conversion a whale thing then you should never roll on umas.
>>586401229all of these words are at least 5 years old
this general is genuinely insufferable when everyone larps as club moderatorsCurrenposting is genuinely the worst thing to happen to /uma/
>>586400927https://mangadex.org/chapter/f4681b36-c3bd-47f5-9e33-92110003a596
shant be helping whorren cucks
>>586401217>>586401726If you can retain class 6 you don't need to redo anything.
>>586401798You know who to blame
>>586401836my bro...
>Smack dab in the middle of the B+ threshold We are never seeing A rank again...
I miss gutsmaxxing... it was fun.
>>586401782That seems like flawed logic>If you consider carat to TP conversion a whale thingRight, so you don't do it. You have to roll on things eventually
>>586401836my hot as fuck BRO!
Why did you stop running your daughter for dirt mile CMs? Why did you start running meta umas instead?
>>586401803hmmmm ok I'll go and ask Rices onii-sama for help instead
>>586401798you don't get currenposting, currenposters don't care about your club rank they only want to make fun of you
>>586400906A clubs are piss easy to manageeven that 45 mill should be more than enough
>>586401756nigga even robot was doing more than you and he got kicked die leech
>>58639959760 Million Two 1.1 Million auto fan runs a day will get you there.
>>586401798It's better to just post in /vm/ on the start/end of the month while everyone pretends to be in /uma/club or mambo or whatever
HOW THE FUCK I FINISHED THIS RUN WITHOUT KITA EVENT PROCCING EVEN ONCE
Yep, time to get groovy with Maru.
>>586401927umatismbros...
I miss month 1 Global Uma when most people didn't knew how the game worked and everybody had their "Mew under the truck" theories.
>>586402107
>>586402179Welcome to modern day gaming, where everything is analyzed to hell and back by autistic basement tardsPlaying a game normally, without micromanaging every tiny thing to perfection? CRINGE!
For Autumn Rob Roy, why did they add a distance clause to Nakayama tracks but left Tokyo unrestricted? That just makes it exactly Arima alone right?
Wait you guys convert CARATS into ENERGY?Lmfao alright yeah the fan autism has gone way too far, I'm gladly going to sit with the ""flatliners"" since apparently completing 4 or more careers a day is now ""flatlining"" You fags have really lost sight of things, you realize this is supposed to be for a carat reward right?
>>586401481I personally like it when Rice emotionally rapes me. She cries into my arms and hugs me which churns something in my stomach where I just want to comfort her but then she gives me "that look" and I am suddenly filled with lust. Since she is stronger than me, I can't resist when she pulls me into the room with tears still in her eyes but now she's smiling before throwing me onto the bed and jumping on top of me. Her breath that smells like roasted carrots assaults my nostrils and enters my brain giving me an erection as the strap on her should slowly comes down and she goes in for a kiss, mixing our saliva and nothing but the sounds of wet sloppy kisses could be heard. At this point I've lost all reason when I look into her glowing eyes, like a lion looking at it's prey, I shut my phone off when I hear it ring. Right now, I am Rice Shower's play thing.
Danon Decile pooped during Tenno Sho
>>586402241WHERE WAS MY FESTIVAL?
>>586400906oh, this is you. i was wondering if you got kicked or just left without even throwing up a sticker.activity standards have shot up quite a bit and this month got quite hairy. unfortunately, 1.3m daily just isn't enough. i suggest looking into your agenda and fine tuning it. i also only do five borrows a day but i'm hitting a lot more than 45m.
>>586402364
>>586402350I do that to him
>>586401756this you?
>>586402345I have a job so...
>>586402364>sheds unneeded weight>winsIt's just that easy
>>586402345noruno esu doesn't have allat
>>586402364DEBUFFER HYBRIDKISAMA
>>586402308Later in the game, they will make umas and especially their alts specialized to certain tracks/cms. Like Rob or Summer Flash becoming a tokyio merchant.
>>586402345Yeah I consider myself active but I draw the line at carat conversion
Good night
>>586402546so not active then
>>586402308https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks/santa_anitaAlso what the fuck, I live 5 minute walk from this track. I didn't know it was famous enough to be added to this game because it's so empty all the time.
>>586402103Even smarter is to just join a vm club and never come here again
>>586402597umasumi
>>586402597giwtwm
>>586402083ill send my request tomorrow at new day reset if youre still <30, on a cooldown
>>586402364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AqjlWa7uUo
>Spending 90,000 carats for a card to make +epsilon better uma: A-OK>Spending 10 carats to get 20 carats back and build the parents needed to train the best possibly uma: SQUEEEEE
>>586402345if you think about it logically, one pull is 15 extra careers you could be doing for your danchou. One measly pull, which is literally just gonna be Mejiro Ryan gold SR. I'm happy I took the 15 careers instead
>>586402480Hey man, you must be loaded! You don't even need to be in a club then, you know? Why let all your effort be benefited from other brown leeches when you can just buy every carat, right?
>>586402345yeah it costs 10 and I get 5 or 10 back from every run so it seems worth it
>>586402364In the anime this would be depicted as throw dirt.
>>58640090640 is good for either of the A rank clubs here but quotas be rising bwo
>>586402597>imagine something cute, like a dog sleeping, visible dreaming, moving it's legs as if running>now imagine that same scenario, but it's a 500kg giant monster that can kill with kicksUmasumi!
>>586402597NOOO HE DEDWHY ARE U POSTIN UMAGORE
executing a scheduled task every 50 minutes is exciting but cm is view results
>>586402345If I want to play yes. Unused carats are wasted carats.
>>586402610if you consider completing 4 to 5 fan runs a day inactive then yes, inactive. You might need to come up with new category names for players though if you're trying to commit to this mindset
>>586402757I don't think brown people with what appears to be a porn addiction from your picture should call other people brown, but you do you.
>>586402597YWNBAH
>>586402350[X] Genuflect
>>586402887>I want to playNo one thinks nor says this
>>586402921Friendly fire! You're one of the rich anons with a job! You should see the benefit of not being in a club, or sharing your parents, right?
>>586402748Is it wrong if I want to umapyoi with my bro?
Ah I see, today is Mood Down day. Very nice. Epic. I like it.
I think that some of you people should die.
Should I join Calumet? I want to chill this month, but I've never seen anything from them but a few shitposts here and there
>>586403185Tama would NEVER SAY THIS
>>586403185this is not shakute
>>586402675Alright, we may have a member leaving so it will be about 24-48 hours.
girls I beg go on wit please
So what exactly is the "standard" you fan autists are trying to imply? What is the "standard" for being a strong contributor to your club?I want examples, actual examples.
Anyone has a friend (IRL or online) to share your degenerancies with? Like someone that you can proudly say>Yes, I would creampie Rice Shower in a heartbeat!
>>586403319
>>586403185>tama finds out about food shortages>tama finds out it increases the price of food>tama finds out it's caused by overpopulationTama would
>>586402364HE DID IT AGAIN
got my like twentieth hot spring ticket with marui hadn't even done a regular run with her in monthslove u maru
>>586403380Yes, an IRL one, but he's a huge tachyonfag though
>>586396438>just log in, request hoesDanchou...
any anon here has umatore of hokko?
>>586403185>t.
I feel violated
>>586400951holy buzzword salad do gay niggas really have to keep up with this shit or else get called bigots
>>586403549nothing wrong with liking Tachcute
>>586403613which way, white man?
>>586403380I had one
>>586403613Which way, western man?
>>586403380You find a lot of those in japanese porn gacha game chatrooms or official discords.
>>586398434>>586403273And I thought you were finally kicking the bots..
Whatever happens, happens
>>586403583You know what, I might leave my A+ club to join you...
>>586403379every club rank has an average amounts of fans that members should aim for. that's the "standard."
>>586403185I've been telling the man in the mirror this for years
>>586402364The pace setter may have to push through still air but the guy behind him is at risk of being shit on
>>586403667>>586403684Both sound like awful choices, but it's /vg/ so that tracks
>>586402597Umasumi
>>586403613how many fans did you get last month?
>>586403380I have a few close friends but no I suppress my powerlevel pretty hard on lustful topics.
>>586403380>>586403705And porn artist's personal discord groups. I'm in like 8 of them and people talk about their sick fetishes daily. I always talk about loli anal.
>>586403827t. is part of one of them
>>586403380I used to have one, but nothing ever lasts forever.
if you guys want some online buddy to goon sesh with then this thread seems filled to the brim.
uma ear soup
>open game>make deck with high fan bonus>pick uma that can run multiple distances(my favorite)>auto run>repeat every hour
>>586403380Yep, they don't play this game tho, but i can feel free to say how much i want to get babied by super creek
>>586403273>so it will be about 24-48 hoursbefore the slot is open? if so, no worries
>>586403380yes, I also have sex with them daily
>>586403613It's just like college football recruitment!
mgu mgu
>>586403380Last time I had an online boyfriend for 1 on 1 talk was a couple of years ago, I don't have friends nor try to have them I like posting in 4chan as I've been doing for half my life.
>>586404074Literally impossible
>>586403380Yeah, but he's a /lcg/ fag
>>586403613>***** is a danchou now
[Wonderful News] Oguri Stew for sale
>>586403854have you seen >>586393167?
Guess it was impossible to beat Danon DecileHe shit all over the competition
>>586404074I do this except I just mutate my oshis as much as I can
>>586402364>>586403514>>586404171the poop monster
I would have pulled for Akebono if she looked like this
>>586404384join uma&co
you shouldn't be telling anyone IRL or online what makes your penis become the big penis
Where is my head-on you hag
>>586404017Yeah, but that takes work and I don't wanna do all that. sleepy oguri image
>>586403380I have a friend I can share MOST degeneracies with (including clowngirls before they became popular) but any time I bring up a flat-chested or loli character he acts like that's going too far
>>586404074I capped my oshi's fans out a while ago, had to stop using her in loop runs because I realized as my loopa got better and better, actual usable grandparents were starting to appear and it's a problem for my oshi ace to be her own grandmother.
>>586404572I DON'T WANT CHIYO TO MOLEST ME
AkiTen on it's own did 25,647,134,800 JPY ($162mil USD)a single G1 vs an entire racing festival
>>586403417ASSHOLE
>>586404572>pour boiling water on your face
>>586404590for me its slightly disrobed drawings of yeppers
>>586403923Being alone kinda sucks. Sometimes I really wish I had someone to talk to.
>>586404313>every kita is *****just like how every taishin is *****
>>586404534need this akebono to sit on my face
>>586404634>on it is own
>only taiki left to make for cm22 once kys miracle comes outand then what, a whole month of clanking
>>586404590The thought of Bijin rimming the hell out of me and after a big swallow exclaiming "Yeppers!" turns me on like you've no idea
>>586404590.I let my friend from high school look at my folders and he moved state 2 months after
>>586404590how can I make mine big? Haven't found a way, still
>>586404728yeah I fucked up
>>586404258wtf tell us more
>>586404534>tattoos
So I just hit 165M with a bit of a slow start, in a random B+ club.Which is also 95M increase compared to september.Should I perhaps aim a bit higher?
>>586404687to be fair kaite is the only person here who likes taishin
>>586404793remove your cage
>>586404745WorseA whole month of fan farming
>>586404687>every Taishin is uggly many are saying this
>>586404534If uma actually had various muscle sizes for their models it would be the perfect game
>>586404467He is just lightening himself for late race
>>586404871You can join any A+ club if you care about rank.
>>586404867i literally cannot comprehend what goes through norms minds when they decide to get tattoos
>>586404871Yes.
>>586403380I don't need friends for that. I simply tell that to people and see if they become friends with me. (You) have to filter wrong people out
>>586404715I would not consider myself an architect or fatfag but this bitch is so hot to me it's unreal
>>586404634and here are all JP G1s this year
>>586404883>>586404936taishin is cute! CUTE!!!
>>586404905Loopa effort doesn't hard reset every scenario so that's still fine. At best your average result gets a bit better is all, high roll loopas still have value.
>>586404871>should I receive more currencies for the same effortI don't know, anon.
>>586405018this is a man
BIG TITTIES LINEUPand opera
>>586404948gamma waves.
>>586404534fatter than daiwa's va
>>586405183Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>586405183She bring the big rapes
>>586404871DEMAND THE PAY YOU FUCKING DESERVE!DO IT FOR NEISHA!
>>586404590IRL I agree unless you love someone very much and share something special, online though is whatever. No harm no foul unless you're in the normie part of social media and putting your IRL face on your posts.
>>586404890but locktober
>>586404673I mean, I was talking about friends who I can freely talk with about who and how I want to fuck. I've got enough normal friends.
>>586404590It's not like you do it out of nothing.If asked, then why would you lie to your friends?Why wouldn't tell them you would totally get raped by your trainee? Or that you want Ryan to choke you with her strong thighs? Or that Super Creeks breastfeeds you and call you a good boy? Or that Silence Suzuka rides your cock while singing Samba Uma Samba? Or to lick Bakushin hot armpits? Or to cuddle with Rice Shower during bed times? Or simply, that you want to put a ring on Nice Nature's finger and live an happy, simple life with her?There is nothing wrong in fantasy, in your depravations as long as you don't hurt other people.If you get judged by your friend, they're the ones to be blamed, maybe you should change your circle.
>>586404961This.Why would you need friends that will judge you, that's how you end up with people who don't tell you anything interesting about their life.
>>586405279Damn... I got erect
do you ever feel nostalgic for old games or anime out of nowhere
>>586404673just join a gym and get a haircut, bwo.
>>586405235I say this
>>586405369Neicha would say this
>>586404590You never had a proper friend if you're afraid of this shit.Not every friendship includes porn sharing, but some absolutely do, and that results in you figuring out some of the fetishes someone might or might not have, or you talking about shit.It's as natural as banter should be between male friends, instead of being cucked to shit faggots that get offended by everything.
The 1/2 shit obliterated the ranking this month.
>>586405428I only play old games and gachas
>>586405428Yes? That's what nostalgia is
>>586405232that's why she's hot, yes
I don't have any friends.
>>586405428I feel nostalgic for playing them all day without having to worry about bills or going to bed for work
>>586405612Then GET SOME YOU FAT TIDDIED FREAK
Which scenario gives the best fan count in auto? I have been doing grand live because that's the latest.
>>586404867Ill take tattooed heroin chic over fat fucking landwhale any time
>>586403613>club with a schizo>chill clubtough choice
>>586405734I do them in MANT because of the free scheduling
>>586405612do you wanna be friends
>>586405792But both clubs are schizo?
>>586405792Uma&Co it is then thanks for the help didn't know Dash had a schizo that's creepy
>>586405428I'm dropping any gacha not named Umamusume and firing up WoW next week, what do you think.
>>586405792WhIcH IS wHiCh!? and why would I believe (YOU)
>>586405612me neither
>>586405612I am literally your friend
>>586405792>with A schizo10 out of 30 members are schizos or avatarfags
>>586405734Grand live is the only scenario that gives extra fans, everything else depends entirely on your cards and schedule
>>586405612I have more than 300 friends
>>586405906my bro has alla dat? bro...
>>586405612the karmic debt you've accumulated by posting here has made it so that you won't ever get any for the rest of your life. sorry not sorry.
>>586405950It's not gay if you don't kiss, impregnate or marry your bro
705149937051499370514993CM22 I'm sure some of you already have half baked aces like I do
Are you guys my friends
I smell so fucking bad
>>586406091Hahaha fuck no
>>586406091no lol
>>586406091I would never be friends with someone from 4chan
what's relatively worth buying? Otherwise, can I buy merch of urara and bakushin officially
>>586406091I don't think so buddy
>>586406126We know, Currensis
>Team finishes Top 3>Game takes a pic of my trio finishing togetherGod i love photo finishes
I'm freshly showed and smell wonderful
>>586405771If a girl has a small tattoo that doesn't disfigure her, then I can forgive it. The moment it passes 6 inches then she better be the sweetest buttercup ever. Sleeves and face is an instant no
I would never want to be friends with any of you fags, literally the worst subhumans roam free in this general
>>586406202$10 for 1/20 of a spark seems kinda insane.
>the modern world has seen a sharp decline in the number of friendships and romantic relationships>everyone yearns for socialization and affection>everyone is also too scared to go outside and initiate contactsurely this phenomenon won't have dire consequences in our lifetime.
>>586406091i dont friend people that take it up the butt
>>586406126I love my smell even when I'm sweaty, I actually get a bit high sniffing my wrists
>>586406202the monthly pack and anniversary vouchers (early december)Everything else is a scam
>>586406224I'm not your buddy, friend
>have club leaving remorse bros...
>>586406202only ever buy carrats around anniversaries bro
>>586406202buy the merchthen send it to me
>>586406357But what about a mix of the holy trinity?
>>586406298To bad I will force you to be my fren.
Where's the promised mambocide
>>586406417worst part about leaving your club is not being able to read the club chat after to see if anyone even reacted
>>586406414You get used to it
>>586406324umamusume and fantasizing replace those for me, the schizoid win again
>>586406417mambwo...
>>586406324It won't, women are plenty happyMen are the ones wallowing in self-pity, and yet have zero self-reflection in the fact that women are much happier alone than with them
>>586406091no friendship, only anonship, I actually prefer the latter
>>586406519Haha, yes grandma, yes they are *rapes you*
>>586406519>>586406519
>>586406282hewwo, this is the gwamma pwowice
>>586406324The real problem is no one wants to put effort in a relationship.Those of us that actually go out of our way to talk to people get tired when someone never messages back unless promt'd.
>>586406089UF7? What the fuck?723301397233013972330139
>>586406295Lewd crest?
>>586406324aren't most of you in your 30s or something? you're pretty much on your way out already. why would you care
>>586406595lmao bro thinks he can rape the grandma SHE WILL RAPE (YOU)
>>586406519i dont get it
What if we kissed tho
>>586406643>wit fail check all my accels
>>586406417They trusted you anon.And you left for what? A couple hundred carats per month?
>>586406725You should only kiss your clubdacchis
>>586406807You're right...I should've joined an S club FUCK
>>586406527>women are plenty happy only between the ages of 18 and 25 when they can whore around all they want tho, then they become way more miserable than any men their age
>>586406608
im preparing to speak at a conference in a weeki havent done any prep at all and ive had since june
>>586406657Acceptable
>>586406825>>586406918what if I kissed this finemoaner in particular
>>586406952juts say some bs
>>586406202Monthly packAnniversary packs1 time packsIn that order. Everything else is deep scam and 1 time packs are already kinda scammy. They add more monthly subscription stuff later that will add a lot of qol and power that is "worth it" to some but pretty buhi as it starts adding up.
>>586406952why don't you stream it to your club bros so you can prep
>>586406487a non issue when your chat is already dead as hell
>>586406952Umagrok, generate me a speechmake no mistakes
>>586406527bro got mindbroken into actually believing ts :skull: :wilted_rose:
>>586407026my program director is speaking with me...>>586407067im not doxxing literally every single thing about myself bwo
You know, gentlemen, this Torena here, he married a whore. Used to run with us. We all had Curren, but he married her! And you know, that makes him a better man than us.
>>586406324>modern men have porn addictions, their only hobby is japanese video games, and spend all their time watching asmongold and fantasizing about genociding all brown/black people>They somehow have NO foresight in thinking this personality type is BEYOND repulsive to women>>586406893and then there's this cope, once again with ZERO foresight of thinking "why would a woman prefer to die alone surrounded by 15 cats than marry the average man"
>>586407016I wouldn't mess with that specific finemoaner in particular he hates you and every other finemoaner here
>>586407164holy classic now I wanna replay
>>586406643Last one142997571429975714299757
>>586406952just tell everyone they should go to Tomakomai
>>586406952I'm giving an online talk at 9am and I'm already five drinks in
>>586406202Urara figgy next year. It's her kimono though and not her bloomers or casual outfit which is slightly disappointing.
>>586407196I'm glad no one here watches asmongold
im married, sucks to be you all, heh heh heh
>>586407348I do
Less relationships for all of you means more women for the BIC (Big Indian Cock) as we expertly use AI to take your jobs.
>>586405901uma&co has Vthere's plenty enough proof in most of the threads you don't need to believe me
>>586407348Literally the most based digital entertainer out there. bro's popular for a reason
back in my day bait used to be good
>>586406952if you were approached about a speaking segment then you fall under one of two categories:>knowledgeable enough about the topic to speak on it with little prep, just need some narrative structure>someone that no one cares about, speaking about something no one cares about, but was convenient to schedule to fill airyou should know, immediately, which you are. i'm sure to an autist it feels silly but being able to perform at a conference in front of your colleagues does open doors.
>>586407548Time marches ever on, old man.
maybe if moder western women weren't brainwashed into thinking they can slut around until 30 then "find a good man" aka a rich dude with his life already solved then there would be more happy couples idk
>>586407615holyfuckingSEX
>>586407308Thanks for joining!
>>586407379>english>taco punctuation
>>586407548>Muh old postsyes anon, this post was epic, epci for the WIN, TEN internets to you!
>dating womenlol
bwead?
>>586407678Thanks for hostanI should take pump off my digitan and give her budding blossom, it just never procs
>>586407196 it's funny because this "problem" is only real if you're a boomer who lets itself get brainwashed on a whim or a NEET who's been internalizing his hatred for wömen for the past 10-15 years until he can't distinguish it from reality anymore Umamusume
>>586407626its the former, i just have to assemble some paltry slideshow so that people wont complain. i got the main hall for the conference....
okay I trained my acesgonna queue
>>586406952pretend you're witgod and hit them with "monetizing running ads" mid conference then wrap it up with "omake/sub info"
Tacos?
>>586407841is this the new brainrot for boomers
>>586406642I thought of myself as not interesting enough to talk to most of the time but when I go read back my posts, I was being used as a vent bot.
>>586407648or mabye the issue is men's personalities have become so absolutely repugnant women have no reason to respect them anymore, especially not forming an eternal bond with oneNah it must be the foids, just keep working out bro it's not your personality
Tacos.... with salted butter
>>586407841made me laugh irl lmao
>>586407914For real?
>>586404148Yes, we can make room if needed.
>>586407912lol lmao rofl>it cant be both it has to be one or the other!i love you extremists so fucking much, you can't comrpmise, but it has to be one or the other, left or right, black or white, literal hitler or stalin
They're called 3DPD for a reason. Stay in your fantasy world with your favorite Uma(s) instead.
>>586407678thanks for hosting sorry for hogging I just wanna PLAY>>586407807maybe viable as late but as end??????? kinda sus....
>>586408101Rice would lick my penis
>>586408161same
>>586408073For real, butter bwo
>>586408161nobody has licked my penis except me
>>586408086I blame the short ass corner, the window is just too narrow to get consistent triggers considering how restrictive the positioning requirement is plus ends actually have midrace so pushing into 4-5th is not an impossibility, especially if someone brings debuffers
>>586407196Bro you don't understandI just need to make two more compliments Two more insults towards other menThen ALL THE GIRLS will understand how much I like them and this will certainly help me get laid
>>586408345>>586408345>>586408345
>>586408239Sweet...
>>586407896fuck french teio
>>586407826considering your program director will be front-row and watching, you should probably not go out of your way to embarrass them. speaking gigs are comfy if you become someone dependable, essentially just networking vacations. if your profession has continuing education requirements then those can become quite lucrative and this is good practice and a resume padder.or make a fool of yourself, anon. it doesn't really matter.
