Previous: >>586408345New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIccHKAHao>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: Hokko Tarumae (3*), New Year Kitasan Black (3*), New Year Satono Diamond (3*), SSR Special Week, SSR Sweep Tosho, SSR Agnes Tachyon, SSR Tokai TeioCurrent CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200M - Left/Winter/FirmCurrent Event: New Beginnings Part 2, Happy New Future>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg 11/05 - Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston Machan11/05 - Uma Outing Event11/09 - V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus11/09 - Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Post podiums
Post Uma Musume in tights
Are you a bad enough trainer to join my club?
>>586424501>Kefka
>anons getting uppity round-1every CM.
>>586425918
A new thread, so I repeat: Mejiro Palmer is very cute. I wish I was her childhood friend who reunites with her at Tracen so I can train her for her best year of racing.
that guy who is running sweepy this CM - what's your winrate? I just pulled her and kinda wanna make one last minute for fun if she's not meme-tier
>/uma/ thinks double circling skills is good.You guys are meming right? There's no way you're this bad at the game right?
>watch my umas run>lose every time, always super bad start, paces in 5-7 place, late in 9th, never proc anything>click see results>win after winWhy does this game hate sovl
Only good posts here or you will be smoked!
Is it wrong to have the urge to suck my trainee's big fat tits every single day?
>>586425837Mares R8 my team
>>586426116I want to die between Taiki's Shuttles.
>>586425918I cant believe my hishiama is beating my other two aces more often than not.
>>586426012ok but why did akikawa BUY A CAR for one of the richest girls at tracen
>>586426017Mine is legit really good but you should still build her anyway. Load up your Leap Forward loopas.
>>586426116K.
>>586426192cum/10
>>586425979Only during seanig hours
I love Rice
>my trainer is going to super seed my umanko tonight
>>586426256She likes to spend money on making Umas smile. She doesn't care how much money she has to spend.
>>586426390I'll ultra mega seed it
Boy sex
>>586426360I like seeing Rice with happy expressions. or when she's Millet.
post boys (female)
Mambo!
>>586426253>0.1 for 90 sp is better than 0.15 for 80 spI genuinely hope they nuke SEA
>fat tits>fat thighsMachan is perfect
>>586426348nail too long
>>586426116
the masculine urge to leave my club and take my huge fan count to mambo
I am going to super seed King Halo's umanko tonight. And I'm going to kiss her, too.
>trying to gaslight the thread into believing that double-circle style/distance velocities is badno one is dumb enough to fall for this.
who is right. the single or double circle generic corner/straightaways schizo?
>>586426017Probably not THE guy but reporting in with mineMake sure to borrow Ruby PWR
>>586426546Hokko has that plus a pretty face
>>586426512I want to marry Opera O
>>586426579mambodancho would NEVER kick 30m flatliners for 300mil earners
>>586426228
>new daiwa sethell yeah
Why would Gold City dress up like this for her trainer?
i was the anon who brought up unlocking eishin flash yesterdayher combination of being a rigid, hyper-organized rules autist on one hand and a casual sexual harasser of toreina-san on the other hand is very appealing, i get the eishin spammers in here now
simulation blasterwhich of your teams is the bestbypass brain and simulatehttps://zizard.github.io/plapyon/https://zizard.github.io/plapyon/
>>586426723Shan't visit Tomakomai
>>586426817She wouldn't, that's for her manager/producer
>>586426830She's sex
>>586426830Welcome to the club anon.She also has nice tits.
Guys I'm still learning about the game so I'd highly appreciate if you reached a consensus on what opinion is correct instead of going back and forth and risking me getting gaslit into thinking the wrong option is the correct one
>>58642602690 SP for a double circle white is as efficient as 135 SP for a normal white
>>586426274Impressive, could you post her kit? I just got spooked by her in the KitaDia banner so I'm not sure how to best run her yet.
>Bono has the right stam to activate her ult at the right spot>still get cucked because entire lobbies are front linesFuck
guys my club reached B rank!!!
Wedding Curren is a mega succubus
>>586426390I wish rice or fuku would say this
>>586426967Figuring out who's retarded/lying is part of a trainer's skillset.
>>586427061mambwo...
>>586426512I want to LICK Seiun Sky's exposed back from tail to neck
I'm skipping this CMsee you in Group B finals
>>586426967Newfag here. Do your own research. Never trust anything you read here even if you ask for it.
>>586426967I'm sorry anon, but the only people who're straightforward here are the ones that want (You) to fuck or ERP with them while pretending that they're an uma.
>>586426967take straightaway adept and corner adept
lick ssky front from umanko to umanko
god damnit
>>586427061congwats bwo!!!
>>586426967level 3+ hint = double circleotherwise single circlespeaking of circles, don't forget your oreo snack before bed!
>>586425918I missed the actual podium shot...
>>586427186I'm having endless sex tomorrow
>>586426693>>586426274thanks gwos maybe I will try making a yada
>>586427371on the final screen before getting your race rewards you can select race results and then rewatch the race
>1703 speed>sprint Aall of that just for 15% WR
>>586427186I feel like the base of an uma's tail would smell a bit weird.Teenaged girls aren't THAT good at hygiene
she'll make you to acquire wide-shaped
>hmm today I will look for arts of my uma on twitter>AI AI AI AI AI AI
Guy's they're totally combining Ramonu and Ancestors right?I don't want to be stuck permaborrowing ancestors...
>>586426968Sorry, wrong pic
>>586427019Basically:>put all the accels (ALL of them) in your parents and run 3 speed 2 wit>get your mid race golds so that she's level with the pacers at the start of late race, prioritise ones that are likely to give carryover, this one is missing Daring Strike sadly but still good>do 2/1 split of sprint and turf sparks, so you have a chance at SS>don't go overboard on guts, 1200 power is priorityOther than that have fun and enjoy the tensai mahou shoujo career, she doesn't have any bullshit like Tenno Spring so you can go all in
>>586427496I know how to replay it but like I said, missed itFinished the set too quickly by habit
>>586427303Sexval
>>586425791not like we have a place we can check how effective these skills are right?
>>586427072What a weird thing to say
>>586427545I'm your little butterfly?
>>586427598Ah, gotchaJust need to get another one then!
>>586426967>already knows about gaslightsnewcuties are getting bolder....
>>586426954MUSUME
>>586426512
>>586427556It's not like you'll MLB both of them without spending 120k carats minimum
>>586426967umamusume is information warfare game
>>586427752SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>586427580>
>>586426967start checking the raw data yourself
Kingu is strong!
Your response?
>>586427638>no uma stan end king>40% WRMEME SKILL
>>586427797heh plat anus
visit tomakomilk!
>>586427896get blocked lol
>>586427797>
>>586427896>late-race as 9thI don't even need to do anything anon
stop playing with her boobs
Reminder that it's easy to disarm an umahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oQd6bezvzs
Food is good
>>586427974Only if she was nude, with the hands covering her nipples to keep it SFW.
>>586427061calumetbwo...
>>586427896>Double circle corner
>>586427797I love loli anal.
>>586427896I CAST RUSHED TO ALL END CLOSERS FOR THE NEXT 2 CMS
ryan LOVE
Gweetings
>>586428082@AnnaAnon this guy's cooking do itWith the smug smirk
>>586428067i know that already
>>586428080this autist is so fucking cute holy shit
>>586428067
>>586428206Hat on or off?
the hag is washed up
>>586428275Hat on.
>>586426967inbreed training is the best, the first 5-6 runs doesnt matter the result keep going
From 17 yesterday to just 12 wins today, but everyone's doing their part and that's nice
Are there clubs recruiting or they're all filled
>>586427967Uma stan's good but the problem is people pretend it butters your bread, sucks your dick and cures cancer.
I HATE HOW KEKED LATE SURGERS HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST DOZEN CMS.DO TOO GOOD? NO ACCELSDO TO OBAD? NO ACCELSI HATE HOW GOOD END CLOSERS HAVE IT."OH I START AT THE BACK BUT IF I END UP IN SECOND PLACE BEFORE THE FINAL SPURT ALL MY ACCELS PROC ANYWAYSFRONT RUNNERS GET TO HAVE THE BEST STYLE IN THE GAME BECAUSE NOTHING BEATS A PROPER TRIPLE FRONT.PACE CHASERS GET A MILLION INHERITS THAT AREN'T KEKED LIKE DOBER OR RYAN'S AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED.MEANWHILE LATES GET SHIT FOR CARDS, OUR ONLY DECENT CARD IN THE PAST YEAR HAS BEEN FLASH!
is the next scenario better?
Sex...Sex with Dober.
>>586428631hey you chose the cum from behind style
>>586427580Thanks, I see you're not borrowing Ruby so that's a relief. I don't have either Cheer Halo or Nishino so I'll make do with my Oguri parent I guess.
>>586428631works on my machine
>>586428067I had two dogs. I'll well aware of the power of the ear.
>>586428631Skill issue I just won Sagi 2 with a surger.
>>586428398Wow, you were the inverse of me. I had 12 wins yesterday but jumped to 17 today.
>>586428631bwo, your meta units are literally as oppressive as holidays oguri. just wait.
>use 7 tickets on Taru>see two rainbows>it's fuku and idol falco
>>586428626It is but king plays itself so it doesn't matter
>>586428398Bro, your Groove?
>>586428637it's actually the worst one yet and I'm planning to go full maintenance mode until it's over
please let me spend my blue tokens
>>586400493>>586400927>>586401802Beautiful
>>586428631Bro you're missing out on CM16 and CM20...
6 lengths is insane4-4-5-4 day 2, machan won less today than yesterday
>>586428637Every single one. The only thing worse than this is M*nt.
mambodancho.... please...... the 200mil earners are right there....
>neisha post>blatantly lying>>586428868glad you liked them, falco-chan!
>>586428689
>>586428631lates will be good 2 years from now maybe
Any good Rob Roy doujins?
>>586428582BWO THERE'S A BUNCH OF CLUBS RECRUITING. UMATISM, BUTTSWEAT, THAT CLANKER CLUB /UMA/CHAN AND /UMAGG/
>>586428582i might be purging one in a couple of days the club is b+ so i usually give them a long long time before considered dead
>>586428954She went to take a shower and shave for a night of savage sex
>>586428631You forgot SSR Wit Air Groove...ew I replied to an Ai post
>>586428994oh my god she's so fucking flat
>>586428631in just a little while you'll get access to Laurel and Neo. Very strong lates.
>>586428954!!!
>>586428892He won't do it. The Mambogeddon is inevitable.
It's beautiful every time
It's sprint casino so I'm telling myself that 70% winrate in round 1 is good
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/03qkcohttps://jiggie.fun/03qkco
>>586428976Yeah
>>586429115God, that mouth is just perfectly shaped to insert a carrot
>>586428582Honsefun is open iirc if you want no quota A.
>>586429115>4th place finish
spes
>>586428838She has a tendency of getting brocked by the senkou pack or finishing right behind my other horses, but she's still doing well!
>>586429173I meant like a non-H story focused or cute comedy ones. I already fap to that one every day.
>>586429283Sex with his daughter
>>586429173crop less
GOLD CITY FAST STRIPPER
>>586429115that's King for you
>>586428994this is a boy
Damn, Dober is so fucking hot...
>>586429096taishin test
>>586429204>fanfiction
Do all bad trainers blame a style no one is forcing them to train as the reason for their failures?
>lost to a 1300 speed Sweepy with no Sprint S or Turf SI HATE SPRINTS
>>586429354I'm mostly curious because we have the same rank but mine doesn't even have S
don't shay that...
Do you guys see it?
>>586429397...said every stallion ever.
>>586429528If I win I attribute it my skill.If I lose I blame it on bad luck.I do neither.
The Muslimfication of Uma Musume fandom is inevitable
>>586429605yeah, you should play in fullscreen instead so you don't get that bar up top
stallions can't be sexy
>>586429734But how will I read the thread? My other monitors are all being used.
>>586429605of course, Buono is fucking huge
>>586429605Dokai Deio!!!!
>>586429057>shaveThe pubes BETTER be left untouched
drama?
>>586429580Well they don't call the sprint CMs a casino for nothing I supposebut also I always run my Air Groove as sashi which is probably less optimal
Ugh, it's penis inspection day again at Tracen today
>>586429605>End Seiun Sky
>>586429605CUTEKI spotted!
>>586429605I see it, cygames should force every tomboy to remover their shorts
>>586429845When cooldown ends
>>586429605seiun flop
>>586425837Join Haythere!A comfy club for comfy anons such as yourself.Please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>586429845TamaLove has a new 30 million per month quota
>>586427967you wanna see a real meme skill?
Cute!
>>586429725which uma would have the cutest hijab
>>586430179>the first step of the great merger has begun
UMADash is looking for a single torena to round things out. Get 70M/month and enjoy a comfy A+ club. Danchou is chill and so is the club chat, participation therein optional. Drop ID if interested
>>586430293Sorry, I'm team Dia
>>586430225halal ulala
hellotime to clank for cm23already have great gps for my kita blanco, so just need to make a smaru parentwill go back to 22 once I have my roster...inari and digitan seem good. pace taiki kinda lacking but might just be speed star poc diff
jwu which clubs demoted?
>>586413758late ass reply but the point is that witgod is sweaty, tho i don't know where his club is located in the rank, he's basically squeezing for as many point variables as possible for a good rank, remember he was one of the first to shill wit as a mechanic for tt>>586413763that makes sense but compared to a regular fan run that's insane
>>586428631Maybe you're just not very good at the game because I got 3 plats with late surgers already, and they're not even my main style.
getting See Ya Later is valuable for Runaways this time, make sure to have it if you're throwing an oonige into the ring!
I only just now realized that El's unique's "final corner or later" meant all the way to the end of the track. Took me by surprise when it procced a whole five seconds after my Zephyr procced hers. I need to study more.
>>586430293how I know that i get 70m per month?
>>586430293(You) should join!
>>586430179no... thats like two runs a day, crazy
>>586430293does danchou talk and act like Kita in the club chat
>>586430512Always use gametora for skill conditions or else you'll go insane
>>586430449if the quota is 30M, it can't be that sweaty. I do ~95M and I've never done a single fan run.
derb
>>586425837First rate B+ club Basashi ( 850734315 ) has 2 open slots this month.Quota is 15million. If you do 1 auto career a day you should be able to reach this without having to think about it.We're pretty chill, just log in, request hoes, and do an auto career. If you have any questions about the game, feel free to ask, and I'll spend like half an hour trying to get my long ass explanation through the game's chat filter.If you're interested in joining, send a request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>586430526look up your id on uma.moe or chronogenesis
>>586430526https://uma.moe/circlesfind your club and yourself.alternatively, find your user ID then paste:https://uma.moe/profile/here
>>586390337>>586391439
>>586430637Yeah I've been self-learning by cross-checking gametora, alpha123, umalator, uma.guide, and daftuyda.
Good?
>>586430513>ardan has a ring but the man doesn'term...
>>586430526look yourself up on a doxx site like Chrono Genesis. Then you'll know your numbers.If it's >=70M monthly, feel free to join us.
why nips like to fuck behinds the rocks?
>>586430669then i really don't get why he'd add it
>>586430747they both have invites from like 5+ clubs.
>>586430873it's to see if people that want to join are shitters or not
>>586430179MAMBODANCHO!!! EVEN THE BROKEYS HAVE A QUOTA NOW!!
>>586430796banchou lust
umasumi frens
>>586430873Maybe it's an indication you're playing somewhat seriously?Beats me, though. I don't get it either.
>>586430898nah I only have these two
Breedyourtrainee.
is there a site to play uma voicelines?
>>586430971gwo only 1 person was under 30m from mambwo
>>586430449I think the TT quota is to filter botters actually
not a single backliner won in any of my round 1 lobbies
>>586431000I want to breed this hag instead though
>>586430730>>58643082467M per month....
>>586431000RICE DOESNT COME
>>586431000she's the one breeding me
>>586430994DAAAAAANCHOOOUUUUUU
gn
>>586430179>per month quota>literal below average weekly gain
>>586430986Good nighto, friendo
>>586431052yeah
>>586430898Factually untrue.
>>586431097that's 1 too many
>>586430994white Kita is cute, you should join that one tomorrow!
>>586430898looks like they're not going to be joining any of the open A+ clubs because they have a discord
>>586430964>>586430992probably, i'm a week 1 player who hasn't updated his TT umas yet (i blame auto and danchou) and i'm moving between 5 & 6>>586430986gn
>>586431176it's because we have like 5 guys that are doing fucking nothing and danchou wants to be nice and give a warning instead of just kicking them
>>586430994uma&co has a dicksword fyi
>>586431250>>586430994Yo! New guy. Join UMADash or else...
>>586430994>>586431250every other danchou, wtf are you doing???
>2YO getting a stud dealYou just know that he will retire next year
>>586431127close enough. If you're willing/able to do 70M (basically that translates to 5 clanking parent runs per day, or 2 fan runs per day), feel free to drop your ID.
the next soup will be better
>>586430763
>>586431173also gn
>>586431139yes she does
>>586431000no way fag
>>586430293Was actually thinking about it.But now I'm looking at some S clubs, and my current gains, and just thinking to myself "Hmm..."
>>586431397which nobody needs to join
>>586430293Interested but seems there's already 2 anons invited and I still haven't left my club
>>586431421sorry but I would never ever ever EVER kick the flatliners that almost made us derank over some... ew... 400mil earner
>>586431139not with THAT attitude
>>586430179I'm a danchou and I used to not have a quota either. But without a quota, I found it really hard to kick people who stay active but aren't pulling a lot of fans compared to everyone else, so the higher earners have to make up a lot for their flatlining. I enacted a quota recently just so I can purge them and replace them with higher earners to take some stress off the upper half of the club.
>>586431585don't do it bwoyou're gonna have burnout bwo
>>586431585you could join /uma/club they might even get to S+ with your numbers since they place in the 50s most months
>>586431585just ask allen to kick one of his fanslaves he pulled from discord to make space for you
>>586431585If you're making 240M/month or more, joining an A+-ranked club is dumb. Ditto if you're botting. Just join an S-rank club. But if you're making 90-170M, A+ is perfect for you.
>>586431815Bruh he averages 200-400 a month, and has been for a LONG WHILE nowHe will be fine
>>586430994You should join Mambo
>>586431724Almost gave me a boner but then I remembered that Shichi only likes fat balding old men in their mid to late 40s
>>586431850
>>586431959maybe tell keb to get off his ass and send an invite then
>>586431929BWO HE'S GONNA BURN OUT
https://x.com/U_Mikai/status/2116929500072288510
>>586431704sex
>>586431721Id like you to take some of my stress danchocom ere
>>586432034>Shichi only likes fat balding old men in their mid to late 40s>implying
>>586431959maybe they would if your bum dancho kicked someone
https://x.com/hJZfvDqnVz87519/status/2116833736465785102what the FUCK is wrong with the nips? it's just horses.
One question about how this game "reads" the race data. Right now, my Rob Roy is clearly ahead of the enemy Curren but it reads 2nd place. Then Curren got chosen as the promoted Pace and my Rob Roy just stopped running for 3 seconds despite hitting an accel and speed skill to fall 4L behind her. Did the game just "know" that this will happen so it gave her the 2nd place marking? I've noticed similar things when the announcers or the close-ups kind of spoil who is going to win despite what the current situation is.
>>586432034So I'm out of luck if I'm fat, balding, and in my 70s?
>>586431585I will say it again: I would love to have you in my club, but you really shouldn't. Join /uma/ club and be happy there, your efforts will be better spent there.Or not, just join my club and carry us to high A+.
>>586430747>https://uma.moe/profile/934962109234>https://uma.moe/profile/914969167197DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
5/4/4/4 today, better than yesterday. End Oguri and Late Nishino
>>586431476after thinking it, it will be wise to pass. nov and dec its a busy month and some times I forget to play
>>586431721Not a danchou but I realized that fan runs are carat positive in the long run so I don't really feel pressure. Honestly everyone should be able to get 30M in a month
>>586432465>avg/m 120mThat's A+ numbers
>>586432305she might settle for 30s if you're extra greasy
Which uma would be able to survive NNN(post menopause hags like ramonu need not apply)
>>586432429>my Rob Roy is clearly ahead of the enemy Curren
>>586431721I'm 100% sure you are ryandanchou and I think you made the right call
>>586432643I couldn't take the screenshot at the right time, but she was an entire head ahead before she just stopped.
>>586430994real talk?your existence in these club won't affect their performance (forever A+)if you join Mambo, you will be seen as a hero
>>586432429Your game is basically just a video player for the race, the entire race is already decided when you finish loading into it and the server sends you what happened. For your screenshot though you don't look particularly far ahead and the camera is just playing tricks, but as always if you actually want to understand what's going on, using hakuraku is the way to do it.
>>586432431there's another uma just for you
>>586432705>Wanting needless attentionSounds gay and attention seeking
>>586432429No one will be able to give you a definitive answer for pace promotion, unfortunately. There's a bug where sometimes the pace with the innermost gate will be guaranteed to promote no matter how far behind the are in the first few seconds of the race. Obviously getting groundwork will help you contest, but sometimes you just get fucked.Also your Roy is not ahead of Curren, that's the camera angle playing tricks on you.
>>586432705Real talk? we should kiss
>>586432465it's over for /umagg/...
>>586432705uma&co almost fell too btw
>>586432754I'll take your finest doujin.
>>586432429>Right now, my Rob Roy is clearly ahead of the enemy CurrenYou're viewing them at an angle
STOP POSTING ABOUT MAMBO
>>586432705BUT MAMBO IS FULL!!!!!
>>586432929No
>>586429036Buttsweat is full
Every top earner from every club should join Mambo as a show of solidarity.
>>586432740I don't know how to use it, and I was told that I won't ever be able to if I'm doing open league.>>586432779>>586432920As I said, she was a full head length ahead before they broke out of the pack. My screenshot function for some reason is just frames late. I'm out of the match so I can't view the race anymore but whatever.
>>586431858Currently pushing 200M/month.So it's kinda between top A+ and bottom SBut I guess the best option would be going for a high rank A+, and try to help pushing it into S
>>586433049Oh, I thought you meant at that exact instant the screenshot was taken
My bs fast learner pace chaser maya decided to rape everyone today and had a 60% WR all on her ownAfter jobbing all day yesterdayMeanwhile my oshi only got one win today, maybe because it was a mirror match, round 2 is going to be interesting
>>586433024"top earner" or "top botter"?
Mambo
33 years old
Give me the Sweepy lewds or the brat gets it
>>586433163It was correct when I pressed capture. Don't know why it always is a couple of frames behind.
Just let Mambo rot and their leaders slave to the leeches, I quit that club almost a year ago for that reason, if they like being masochistic just let them be...
HELP MAMBONYOW
>>586433125I wish I were 'dead.
Uma&Co is going for S this month
Getting more than 60m a month seems unfeasible without stam refills or doing pointless 40 race suicide runs I seriously don’t get it
uma&co is botting for S this month!
>>586433049>I was told that I won't ever be able to if I'm doing open league.That just applies to the public uma statistics it displays which are for graded league umas, you can analyze any of your own races you want. You'll go insane trying to analyze things just viewing races ingame compared to the ease of doing it with hakuraku. If you're already using hachimi the setup is just a couple steps (see https://github.com/ayaliz/horseACT ) but if you aren't it might not be worth the trouble.
>>586433208Now I have an adult woman fetish
>>586432429>Right now, my Rob Roy is clearly ahead of the enemy Curren but it reads 2nd placethe perspective isn't parallel with the track. it's the same reason why umas that are inner-rail will appear competitive with a wide-swung uma on the final straight but actually get demolished.>Then Curren got chosen as the promoted Pace and my Rob Roy just stopped running for 3 secondscurren slotted into the empty front-runner position via the promotion and your ZRR needed to return to the pace-pack positioning range. it's also possible she shrimply pace-downed, maybe even a combination of the two happening together.
>>586433228Ra... you're supposed to be dead...
>>586433049>I don't know how to use it, and I was told that I won't ever be able to if I'm doing open league.you can load any race in there and simulate your odds as well (as long as they're a 3v3v3 match)they just don't seem to collect open league data for their daily simulations I think
>>586433287
>>586432378that's our FUARKING hero kwab du nord chuddy
>>586430994>all these umadash posts desperate for this guy to choose them
>>586433049>wont be able to us hakuraku if I'm doing open leagueMost of the data will be worthless for you since it's geared towards people doing graded and thus all the meta analysis just wont apply to your environment. You can however still use the replay function to see what skills procced when, which failed to activate due to wit checks/failed conditions etc. If you want to understand whats going on in a race mechanically, it's a useful tool to have. You'll have to ask someone else how to install it though, I'm too casual for that.
>>586433268finally a good donna post>>586433293What the FUCK are you talking about? Even without half energy going, I clank at least 5 daily runs EASILY, which is 5mil with that alone.So that's, what? 140m/month?
>>586433287>Getting more than 60m a month seems unfeasible without stam refillsYou don't play the game after auto and that shows, if you don't have a fan deck that's fine but don't lie like that.
>>586433024Wish granted, but they immediately flatline for the entire month
>>586433327Imagine 33 year old Jordan wearing her old teenaged clothes
>>586432683You would be wrong, because I don't run an /uma/ club
>>586432429like already said, luck pace is between innermost gate and good start+ accel and velocity early race, BUT I have noticed that even if someone is on the outermost gate have a stronger start they will B line to the first lane and just block you, basically saying fuck you, it's like hitting a wit check on frame 1 for lane movement
>>586433427>5 daily runsThat’s 2.5m running G1s
>>586432551lmao whatthe fuck
>>586433314>didnt even make 600mlol lmaowith how obsessed he is about rank I would of assumed he at least farmed a little
>>586433287I will flatline starting the 15th to make sure that doesn't happen
Remember when they said Pace was going to be strongest position?
>>586433154join UMADash then, they're one of the most drama free clubs here and could genuinely try and gun for S with your helpthe other club... we don't talk about them
>>586433506ARe you fucking stupid? A proper FAN RUN is at LEAST 1mil per run, if not 1.2.
my unity cup curren chan from july got 3 wins today, i think global has just given up on grand live
>>586433327gwo? she is your peer...
>>586433603Ya fan runs are retarded they don’t advance your parent lineages in any way
>>586433427mean...
I don't like calling them fan runs. I call them "carat neutral" runs, that's the only reason I do 40+ races clanks.
>>586433707Uhhhh nice cope, I guess? You're still wrong in the end tho100m+ a month is PISS easy since clanking became a thing
I got robbed
>>586433650It's round 1 dude. You're facing clankers and newfriends/shitters unironically stuck making SS(+) umas
>>586433650curren did it for (you), the world is strong but her love is stronger.
>>586433552not even the top /uma/club goys got 600Mthat being said 21M since reset is very weird numbers
>>586433473There's something about adult women wearing tight clothes they're clearly not meant for that gets me going>>586433693You were not supposed to point that out
>>586433795their danchode is already on /uma/chan since a month ago lategwo
>4 losses to auto umas>7 Rob Roy unique procsSome of the umas I lost to were absolutely terrible that even I could outrun them. I hope I don't get shit luck in the finals.
>>586430179>autisuma has enacted a quota>tamalove has enacted a quota>THAT club has nothehlooks like the original autistama merger is back on the table
No c-crying in the... in th-the sprint c... casinOOOOOOOOOUUUUWAAHHHH ITS NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>586433571>pacekek propagandaNot even once
>>586430179What the fuck is this tyranny
>>586433571Ends are pace lobby insurance
>>586433908bwochachovsky built a fronty in a chukyo sprint
>>586433940Gyaroove is simply too sexy
eugh...
FUCKING WHO!?
Romantic Umamusume
>>586433154uma&co is genuinely the only club that got close to S, so you should probably join them
>>586433327that's gay
>>586434059
>>586434118you miss 100% of the shots you dont take bwo
>>586434119I wish to be romantically involved with these umamusume.Except Sirius
>>586434121Least obvious * post
Important question time.Which is your favourite "didn't win the race" pose type?My umas all seem to be type 4
>>586434118this is the most based club here gwo
>>586434174I just left a B+ club that's borderline A.What makes you think I'll join another A club?At least make it TamaLove or something cute like that
>>586434118oh no, the orange clan is coming.
>>586434121sigh
>>586434121lollmao
>>586433872>weird numbersV is very obviously botting lmaoreset was 7 hours ago and he already has 22M fans, you could only do 8 runs realistically in that time
>>586433323Thanks for the resource but I'll pass. Not a fan of third party plugins, plus I'm just a casual. Plus there was a huge red flag in the hachimi changelog.
>>586434136I'll jerk it to Mayano later to compensate
>>586434059She looks like a loose woman...
>>586434270idk thought it would be funny to try
Is the tarumae career romantic
>>586427580not too bad for a first run, even got the hot springs ticket. game is so easy when you have KSB in your deck... and yeah the med straights was just with the last 60 points. nothing else I could buy.
>>586434121i don't think their danchode is flirty enough
manual fanruns existit's a waste of time, but the option is there
>>586434252Type 2 is the most heartbreaking
>>586434223
>>5864342523
>>586434421I mean... yeah, fair.
>>586434398>Plus there was a huge red flag in the hachimi changelog.I'm out of the loop, what happened there
>>586434457delusional
>>586434270>another A clubyou weren't even A lil bro. gl with your endeavors
>586434237>586434282>586434315thanks for the (You)
>>586434457doing 22M in like 9 hours is weird even for manual fan runs considering you're also not gonna win every race in manual
>>586434469Hey man, she's all yours
>>586434508retard
>>586434445tomakoromance
>>586434610melty
>>586434540retard
>>586434252type1>embarassmenttype2>shametype3>performative and orangetype4>about to fire off the most retarded excuses you've ever heard
>>586434469are you a sirius covered in shit or a sirius covered in nondescript white liquid kinda guy?
This is where people post Oguris and pics of umas pointing their finger at me right?
>>586434445Holy shit nice Brian pull
>>586434445Who cares about that dirter when you've just gotten THE MONSTER
>>586434664poor
>>586434569you are a laughing stock of this thread at this point V
>>586434757No? It's a legit card next scenario.
>586434775your ESL is showing lol
>>586434687RACIST SLURS, RACIST SLURS!LIGHT EM UP LIGHT EM UP LIGHT EM UP LIGHT EM UP!
>>586434757guts meta soon bwo
>>586434774troon
>>586434758>>586434760I already pulled her wolf version
>>586434445
>>586431349>>586430179>and danchou wants to be nice and give a warning instead of just kicking themif I were a flatliner and knew I was kicking target I'd still ignore the quota and stary until the end of the month, if an A+ danchou really wants to motivate them he would enact weekly increasing penis inspeactions that would only bother flatliners and your danchou would be able to recruit within the month and not waiting until the end to kick 5 guys making recruitments harder
>>5864342524 is the reverse podium 789 pose, total defeat.
>>586434847spoken like a true hue
>>586431215...and where is it?
I'm happy there's no drama this month
>>586434252the mackween pose
glugglugglugglugglugglug
people not being very kinda nice in here tonightwhy are sea hours like this
>>586434935
shut up.
>>586435023curren would not fucking say that
>>586435118these are burger hours gwo
>586435000melty lol
seeing kingu nyooom all the way from 8th to 1st place never gets old
>>586435184I know, sea hours.
>>586434252type 3, the hand in the chest is so girly
2... hu...?
escape goat
>>586435231low T
>>586435248It also never happens
>>586435317>escape goat>singular
Suzucutie
You can put Light Hello in a swimsuit in UmaViewer
Bakushin Bakushin
>>586434830You niggers say this every scenario
>>586435446
Why did Gold City call Oguri "Senpai" in the newest Umayuru. Isn't she literally a year older than her.
let's goooo day 2
>>586435290wud u fuk
Why does Shichi call Oguri "senpai" in umayuru?
>>586434757>he didnt cleat it during the cleat selector bug windowbricked i fear
>>586435023what was the biggest drama last month?
>>586435179I like club drama usually but I wanted this month specifically to go smoothly
>>586435534>>586435584Did we watch umayuru at the same time and wonder about the same thing?
>>586435584
obligatory
Why does Oguri call food...
>>586435659Umama getting kicked from /Uma/Club
>>586435659the resident clowns put up a good show last month
>>586434965I really need these guys to haul ass and get it together because I’m the 6th guy and that gremlin is gonna get me next without a buffer
>>586435659v leaking his own messages with umama
>>586435584not sure, maybe bc she is a "retired" horse in the s1-3
>>586435717sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
Pretty
>>586435972thanks
>>586435727Shichimind
>>586435739
Im willing to leave /uma/ club for the month to stop mambo from demoting, if you pay me
>>586435972Derby
>>586435534>>586435584is it just me or did this episode look 'different' did they have different animators on this
>>586435923
>>586436142why is crying falco so arousing...
>>586435923>>586436142I adore fan art of the two together so much, what a wonderful friendship... god flash is hot
>>586436069>getting a buyout offer from mambo to force your danchou to beat it to keep youi kneel, tamajew
>>586435534>>586435584time is....convoluted in umalordran......
Why does SEA produce so many schizos? The thread was fine a few hours ago
I think this is the first time my Kingu won AND used her ult. It was umazing.
A+ danchiggas will do quite literally ANYTHING except kicking the browns responsible for all their clubs problems
How many of us would have dropped the game without independent training?
>>586434965That's oddly specific anon. Want to tell us more about the club you're in?
>>586436307they have so much trash and plastic in their water it must cause brain damage
>no win rate anchor post since day 2 startedpost em
>>586436328
>>586436069Would getting dicked down 20 minutes a day until december be a reasonable payment for your services
>>586436367I did drop the game in MANT and only returned because of legal clanking.
I'm willing to send an assassin from my club to make mambo drop to A this month, if you pay me
>>586436410perfect timing15/20 today from 18/20. still pretty decent
>>586436367yea i'd have definitely dropped the game by now it was very smart from cygames
>>586436373NTA but read the reply chain
>>586436367I have my dirt team done so I have no non-auto runs to do for like 40 days until GM comes out and ramonu freebies are over
>>586436304bwo your framerate...
>>586436405YEEEEEEEEES THAT ARTIST IS GREAT ESP FUCK YOU FOR POSTING IT!>>586436353I get not kicking certain people for community value or something, but some people are weirdly unwilling to set proper rules to fix shit.
>>586436417i hate this teio
>>586436508I would post this every time my shoe request was filled when I was in a club
>>586436470unlike this nigger i'll do it for free, because that's funny and i value fan more
>>586436551what
https://x.com/cocoa_air31/status/2116815632822149237eishin flash getting kissed right in front of everyone after the tenno sho
>>586436410my macchan was the lowest winrate yesterday, i got a lot of jobber lobbies but i would have assumed my better aces would win more in those
>>586436373I am in the club where this happensit is a good system and it works as intended
>>58643641028/40 - 70% round 1, comfy
why does curren run like that
>>586435918I still to this day cannot comprehend what did he think he would achieve with this
>>586435454We'll have flex slots for one or two cards, and there is a scenario mechanic that lets you trigger rainbow trainings for all support cards in your desired training regardless of their bond and type. Guts Urara has pretty good FB+TE+ME on top of 10 RB, +1 SP bonus, and + energy events, making her a pretty solid choice
>>586436582>>586436765the cutest and comfiest fan art
ebin
>>586435446How would sex with bakushin be? Would she be one of those to take pleasure in wringing you out as fast as possible or be the one to orgasm within a minute
>>586430179It should be 50M, as someone who didn't hit 50M last month, 30M is easy even if you're not doing fan runs at all
CATBOX WHY AM I EVEN DONATING TO YOU
>>586436680The "now matching" is super fast...yeah I know it's hachimi's fault
the new sweepy actually got some wins, but my other ends choked on both tickets. I think Oguri and Hishiama hate Sweepy.
>>586435446>>586436974Wait... is Bakushin hot?
>>586436470hehe I will infiltrate mambo and convince their dancho to refuse all the 200mil recruits and keep all his 30mil flatl- what do you MEAN he already does that
which uma would be friends with benefits
>>586437054oh, okay
>>586436989because you refuse to pay for another cloud service or host your own
>>586430179even now we only had like 6 people who didn't hit 30. And 30 is a really meager quota. Even if you never autotrain and just do 5 aces a day you hit 30 with ease.
>>586437137None. They're poking condoms for a reason.
I ship the Spica Trainer with Gold Ship, not Silence Suzuka.
>>586436974shoutout to the 2-3 dudes who consistently lust after bakushin everyday here. pretty cool.
>>586436967another satisfactory GL run
>>586437086Very and especially when you remove her hair band power limiter
now what
>>586436367me, i hate making parents
>>586437317this this this this this this this this this this this this this this
>>586437332we have sex
>>586436220I'm eating her umanko
>>586437381Put that away.
>>586437415sex pest...
>>586437502
>>586435556'guya
>>586437359hair down bakushin...
>>586437381
>>586436410I got the hint for groundwork during a random inspo so I thought giving Bakushin a higher chance of pace promotion would help her out, but all it did was make it so she never procs unique at a good time and she'd never in position for budding.Oh well, just gotta hope I get shitter finals like last Chukyo sprint.
>>586437548
>>586437585>way bigger tits than she deserves>cute as hell with hair downdangerously smart uma
this stupid retard lizard exist in the umaverse?
I thought I lost that one but she somehow managed to surge ahead. Ardan sure knows how to make my heart beat faster, in multiple ways.
>>586437671Nobody is lusting after dirt umas man
>>586437507fine we can netflix and chill I guess
>>586437616Dia love
>>586437415Nobody wants that with you V
>>586437671Milk
wife
>Having an easier time making Falco for Sprints over Machan>Despite the latter not needing all those Turf sparks and obtaining groundwork from somewhere elseMy account sure does love making me do hardmode
meticulus measures is good for same reason fronts get dd pp. everyone is changing lanes at that time so its a speed boost.
>>586436508This sticker has never been posted in a club
>>586437839we in ******* post it a decent amount
>>586437767speak for yourself
>>586437723ardan sure makes people here hard-an
>>586437949trvke
Haha, get fucked Chiefs
>>586437762no, go away
>skinwalking steve
>>586437940>pun lost in translation at the very end
>>586437940
>>586436410I did mine here >>586424660 Sprint casino wasn't in my favor today, I managed to win against a UG6 Cheer Kingu by a nose but also lose to an S+ Taiki clanker. At this point, I just want to wiggle into A finals on one ticket and call this CM good.
>>586437839My danchou posts it sometimes, along with the gimlet one
>>586438141I like posting the gimlet one
licking the pearl
>>586437941>already back with someone who doxxed youI have no sympathy for you
Forced to shower...
>>586438115
https://youtu.be/VyYtHA7cxtsI really really really relaly relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really relaly relalyr eally relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love her voice. I love it so much.
Late Surgers are ter--ACK!
:D
>>586438262nobody cares what you think
>>586438262>jealous jerry
>>586438320why runaway never wins? this CM require 0 stamina
>>586438373Tail?
>>586437978>>586437671aren't you forgetting someone?
>>586438273I like Dober and Taiki being roommates.
>>586438262It's just the schizo talking to itself. Umama would be in Uma&Cucks by now if they made up
>>586438467yeah, windy and transcend!
>>586438449cause there are no front accels. even a perfect second wind + plancha probably isn't enough.
>late start>late start>late start>still winI hope finals go like this
Imagine losing with Camping Taiki
>>586438467I never see Furioso in these images even when she looks cooler than all other umas
>>586438467she couldnt fit in the swimsuit
One must imagine Taiki camping
>>586437839was about to post my club does but it's >>586437915cult coded sticker
THE IMAGE LIMIT >THE IMAGE LIMIT THE IMAGE LIMIT >THE IMAGE LIMIT THE IMAGE LIMIT >THE IMAGE LIMIT THE IMAGE LIMIT >THE IMAGE LIMIT THE IMAGE LIMIT >THE IMAGE LIMIT
>>586438264relatable
>>586438643i imagine her doing a lot more than that
>>586438497Why is V like this
+1 image
these umas are always talking about how sweaty they are
>>586438643I imagine Taiki telling me about the differences in BBQ among the various American states while I am face-fucking Mejiro Dober. Taiki is quite intelligent and eloquent when it comes to BBQ.
stop posting images!
>>586437978The dirt girls are extra thicc
>>586438552if only...
>>586438565in my testing she seems very consistently strong, maybe the strongest uma for this cm. I shudder when I see her appear on the lobby screen. thank goodness nobody pulled her
I would do more runs if cygames didn't block japanese IPs from the global client
Uwa...
Stop posting what?
its so imageover.....
Pokke-chan?
I can easily tell the difference between a schizo skinwalker post from the real ones. Call it a super power
>>586438785they do sweat a lot, after all
*Woosh*-1 image
>>586438971OUGHHH EPI MY DESTINY IS COMING OUT
>>586438971sperm head lol
>>586438971If it smells like a schizopost, looks like a schizopost, and sounds like a schizopost, then it is probably a schizopost
Will GM really be better?
>>586439129Nothing is better than girls' love.
what now?
>>586438971you are V
>>586439197Now? we play the game
So, which uma shares your birthday?
>>586437086Very. >>586437242Even though I've since moved onto training other umas I still think back on bakushin a lot. Not only was she my first but I just love her go getter attitude and high energy. I wish I had a woman like that in my life
Will Mambo have a spot this month? Asking before I leave or start doing runs this month
janny test>>586439250>>586439250>>586439250
Finally, no more avatartrannies
>>586439260>>586439260>>586439260>>586439260
>>586439129should be
supiki
>>586439246None, I was a fall banner
>>586439283>>586439278Retard
sweep in the last image
>>586439278>>586439283what is wrong with you people
>>586439278>>586439283heh
>>586439283the HOT bakushin thread>>586439278vs the GAY RICE thread
>>586439283>>586439278These are both V bakes btw
>curren.jpgim sleeping with my danchou
>>586439446>curren.jpggiwtwm
>>586439278kill yourself v
I think Dia has a BIG BUTTLol!!!
>>586439246>december 1stonly southern hemisphere horses
>>586436367its basically on my maintenance mode>log in do independent training for parent run>do the dailies>log off and play actual video games
>>586432429Yeah as others have said the perspective can make it hard to tellAlso, on the server races are simulated at 15~ frames per second, however since this is a mobile game they only send every 16th frame to save data/client processing(The start and end of races are actually "higher resolution", for the last 25 meters the server includes every frame to make the finish look accurate)I don't actually know when (or how) the client updates the race position numbers, but lets just say it happens as soon as possible every race frameFor the bulk of the race there is a 1 second gap between each race frame, to make races not look stiff and jerky the game obviously has to interpolate between each of thoseIn your race Curren has overtaken Rob Roy, it knows Curren has overtaken but it takes a bit of time to smoothly transition her rather than teleporting or instantly boosting her to the front, which probably actually is based on a number of race framesIt could also just be perspective trickery, the game has enough data to know exactly when the 3D models will pass each other, but from messing around with hachimi's freecam it doesn't look like itThere has to be some smarts behind it, because if the client is using the literal race frames to determine the position number then I feel like a lot of the time the numbers are never going to match the visuals
