sp0r0t major edition
this week on "guess the rank"
>the major winner was decided by a moving galil
KWAB
how can people take this major seriously with the amount of crowd cheating. in this coin-flip game where tiny edges make champions, crowd cheating is a HUGE advantage
>>1539098which is why i mentioned itstill, donk has a better rating and the same amount of events but one of them is a majoralso, he's a pure riflerso it's hard to justify monesy being #1 (and impossible to justify bywoo)
>>1539108funny but they're literally not allowed to say otherwisenow who forced the english talent to say mongolz wins
This post has officially made me a schizo..>>1536452Is esports even real?
>>1539112bro, it wasn't that hard to predict either of those thingsspirit are faze's kryptonite and karrigan is very emotional it would have been a crazy prediction if he had said it at the start of playoffs or earlier
>>1539113frozen is so fucked lol
>>1539108KEEEEK za shooooo
>>1539112>post a day before finals>donk does the usual thing>karrigan does the usual thing after losing>AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM GOING SCHIZOOOOOOO
>>1539113i don't even like karrigan but he's choked 2 major finals in a row and recently lost his brother i'd cry too
grim
top 5 best coachesB1ad3 (NaVihally (Spirit)sycrone (Mouz)sAw (Heroic)maaRaa (Mongolz)honorable mentions: Fabre (EF), ash (GL)>good eye for talent/synergy between players>good at prep>recommend strats>point out flawstop 5 most cosmetic coaches (cheerleaders):TaZ (G2)XTQZZZ (Vitality)NEO (Faze)T.c (Complexity)Golden (SAW)not so honorable mention: zonic>just buy the best fraggers the org can afford>lackluster prep>"relax and just play your game">"this game is very important, don't forget that!"
>>1539122that guy gotta be cut
>>1539121it's somewhat impressive that he held back from a full on sobbing break downbut it probably would've been cathartic/healthy for him if he hadn't
>>1539123>NEO>cosmetic coachokay lil bro
Donked
>>1539123>b1ad3, the faggot that released the elec igl virus on the scene and the loser that couldn't say no to s0mple>good coach
>>1539123of all CS discussion on the internet this one is the most retarded by farnobody knows what goes on in any of the top teams, literal schizobabble based on, at most, 5 second snippets during a time-out and most of the time not even that, just pure guessing and trying to read between the lines in interviews.hally was being thrashed constantly by the "community" for months and now that they won a major suddenly he's a top 5 coach, hilarious stuff.
>>1539130only a good coach could make Aleksib actually achieve anything
>>1539133Especially when spirit's playstyle boils down to "donk go kill" more than any other team (yes they have supporting roles from other players in some games)
>>1539135making the major final with that ence roster was in a calling sense more impressive than actually winning it with navi teebeeeighh
Taz took over g2 when they were 6th on hltv ranking, now they are number 1. Also he got rid of two bums and one more in progress. Definitely coach of the year contender
>>1539128have you watched any faze voice comm videos?>>1539133most top teams release voice comm videos of their games and i watch a lot of them because i think they're interesting but i also said>good eye for talent/synergy between players>good at prepwhich you can tell without any insider knowledge at all
>>1539135he's literally the goat igl who consistently turned shitters in to top10 teams and almost none of those shitters were relevant under any other igl (not counting already established g2 obviously)
overdrive will soon deliver donk 3
M0nesy fucking won. It's over donkchuds
>>1539139>get rid of 2 absolutely horrendous players>the team are no longer weighed down by tier 3 bots so they perform bettertruly goat material
2025 is going to be so kino when inferno is removed and train is added.
>>1539123Blade is overrated. People have this thing where every time Navi wins they glaze him and every tine they lose it must be some player's fault. This is biased as hell. Nobody has the balls to call Blade out.
>M0nesy fucking w--ACK!!
>>1539152coaches have flaws like everyone else. that doesn't change the fact that he has a really good vision when it comes to building a team and he's one of the few coaches who basically takes over the igl role during timeouts
>>1539149oh and i forgot to mention>hires snax because they're friends
>>1539154>takes over the igl role during timeouts... you mean he acts as a coach during timeouts instead of being a cheerleader? What a revelation.
spirit followed the>be bad>watch anime>get good>winstrategy
>>1539153she is too good for him
>>1539158sexkura
no freya nor sjokz in the arena during playoffs and suddenly m0nesy's form vanished
>>1539166based Jame's disciple
>>1539157he seems far more active in coming up with strategies on the fly, rather than pointing to a default from their prep papers, than most coaches and a lot of coaches seem like cheerleaders these days so it's a good quality to have, regardless of how good he is at it compared to others
>>1539166both were present in cologne when vitality (for once) didn't chokereally makes you think...
G-Stew would have won the major
>>1539179it's true
>>1539247Salad fingers
>>1539113Tough year for him. Lost in the finals of the three biggest tournaments of the year, two of them Majors, and he wanted to win Shanghai for his deceased brother.
>>1539288desu Katowice was impossible to win, they didn't put up any resistance... but Copenhagen, damn, that should have been theirs for sure.
>>1539153She secretly send nudes to donk.
just finished watching holy shit magixx is a GOD>the ultimate sacrificer for his teammates>MVP grand final performancemy anime GOAT>>1538656goddamn, shiro so lucky magixx took his spot because they would've crumbled without him>>1539001donk won 2 of the 4 important tournies though
how the FUCK do we fix NAVI bros?!?b1t is hit or miss, can't replace because he's basically ukrainian corejL has lost his magic touch and is cruising on his ridiculous clutches in past gameswonderful is mediocre with bad mental, but he's ukrainian and has a passiM is hard to argue replacing because if Blade didn't boot his ass after Copenhagen, then what does it take to kick him??Aleksi muh genius misunderstood IGL that can't frag
>>1539341+m0NESY
>>1539341They will disband before katowice
>>1539341-aleksi-im+simple rifle+jame igl
RLewis took the bag... the bag of XXXL french fries with ranch dip!
>>1539341-whiffderful-aleksibot-b1ad3+Jame+Qikert+dastan
>>1539350Mogged those manlets hard
>>1539350
>>1539350isnt ynk like tall at least comparing to those two _big_ boys? Are they standing on some boxes? kek
Majors won this yearUkraine: 2Russia: 1
>>1539350he's against Saudi Arabia owned events but not against China, how come?
white donk just won CCT
>>1539362Erm he was broadcasting from Romania, for a Romanian company, and was not in China. So it's fine.
>>1539360Major winner Russians: 12 Major winner Ukrainians: 6
same, but different
how'd he know
>>1539369if only someone other than midky was in that clutch
a CUTE
>>1539374>sleeping with the lights onkwab
holy wew, i made this comment after group of blast world final a month or so ago>spirit seem to be absolute trash at pistols, i wonder what their wr is because it feels like <25%looked it up, last 12mo over 50% vs top 10. ancient 6/10, anubis 3/10, dust2 4/9, mirage 4/9, nuke 4/7 so not exactly great but not as bad as i though. better on t side.
>>1539358
>>1539382AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL
>>1539382kek
>>1539383Stop laughing at me cunt
EliGe mentioned on fl0m's stream that he's actually relearning Mirage (which had been CoL's permaban), which means that either:>he's leaving CoL>CoL are changing coach/IGL
>>1539387Oh hi Richard, btw what were you and maniac talking about here?
>>1539389so he's joining NAVI?
>>1539391can't wait for based maniac to return so thirdies like pala, ynk and kassad fuck off
>pros realized that Banks' questions are horrendous and now openly make fun of him on stage for themkek based
Spirit and Spirit Academy winning tourneys side by side babyTotal RuZZian domination!
>>1539392- xertion+ elige
>>1539389interesting info anon, thanks for sharing99% the first option because you don't start redesigning the playbook until you already have the new roster
>>1539396are you referring to magixx? btw, i thought it was funny that he did what zeus did with olof but with overdrive (or at least i assume that was the deal)
>>1539417zont1x with his "obviously" answer as well, yah
>>1539420zont1x was the person who opened the bad interviewers pandora's box btwi think no one was really talking about it before thishttps://youtu.be/P5_0S0ILUjg?t=18910
>>1539411so where is this guy going?
>>1539433i would say he should replace magixx but being a support player would be waste of his talent and i don't think he can really replace zont1x eithermaybe vp?
I'm still not over it, I don't want to see the karrigan, rain, ropz and broky core go.My nigga ropz would've gotten a graffiti, why do the good guys have to lose every time...
>>1539437>why do the good guys have to lose every time...The absolute state...Bwahahahhahahahahha
>>1539433Vitality
>>1539437finals were the good guys vs the good guys, soulful euromix vs Vega Squadron niggaz
so glad faggot clan lost
>>1539449fuck you
>>1539445Vega Squadron was way more based, it was literally Russian puggers +w-ing against all odds in a game that wasn't +w friendly at allSpirit apart from chopper are all carefully raised academy kids
Perfecto proposed to n0rb3r7's ex-gf
>>1539454used goods innit
>>1539445lol no.
>>1539456>I'll post my nudes if my man (n0rb3r7) win Rio 2022used goods and an internet whore, yesPerfecto going the Boombl4 way
>>15394593dpd not even once
>>1539454I wonder if players consciously seek out thots or it's just the only kind of women they ever meet
>>1539469dota pros never have this problem (they all have yellow fever)
>>1539469the lodge sends them out to ruin pros' careers
>>1539469just publicity biasif a pro makes his martial status public or his woman speaks about something cs related, chances are she's a hoerain, mezii, Jame, Twistzz to name a few pros who aren't dating hoes
>>1539459>Is Ilya recognized [in Serbia] or not? He is, but there are a few disadvantages. Once, we ordered delivery from a restaurant. The courier arrived, a young guy, recognized Ilya's number and said, "Oh, Perfecto. Is it you?" After that, he started constantly DMing him on WhatsApp. He says, "Can you please throw some matches so I can earn some money for my living?" Then he asked Ilya to help him learn how to play CS.nEMANHA origin story
>>1539475That courier's name? nexa.
>over a month of no CSAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1539481
>>1539481https://www.hltv.org/events/8216/prizepicks-na-revival-series-5
>>1539483>Prize pool $5,000NRG guys make more per week
>>1539485maybe combined lmao
>>1539485also it's tier 10 na shitters that most americans don't even wanna watch
So are we allowed to call Donk overrated now?
>>1539491his rating is pretty high
>>1539369what's the right match?
>>1539492Mine is higher
>>1539495on lan? in 2024?
>>1539498Yeah.
they won because magixx stepped outshiro and zont1x were shit
>>1539501this was a real lifegame out of magixx, you can cap this: he will never play that well in his careeractually a fluke win, shame we didn't get to see spirit vs g2 or vitality
>>1539507has he ever played that well before?not counting vs c-tier teams.
>>1539510he might have good ratings in some matches but the man was today top of the scoreboard for spirit on two maps and donk on oneI've watched spirit play a bunch but I've never seen magixx bringing this level of game and that much impacthe usually hovers around 1.00 rating and is actually sub 1.00 vs top5 and top10 this yeartotally unreproducable, literal flukeGuy chose a great time of lifegame
>>1539433Kyousuke WILL remain in Academy and he WILL like it
reminder that -magixx was considered the most obvious "fix" to team spiritI will laugh if they go -magixx+Semen Baker
>>1539519he will rename to CUM_EATER and join cloud9
kyousuke igl
>S-spirit fluked vs FaZeWhat? Did you niggers not watch the entire year of CS? Spirit counters FaZe kek. It was ether Sh1ro, Zontix, Chopper or Magixx that would rape FaZe alongside Donk. Magixx was just the one who stepped up. You lost. Cope.
>>1539525>Cloud9Nyet, C9 is cis retirement home
>>1539518he locked in after donk went 0.36 on nuke
>>1539528>the lowest rated non-igl on the team>brings out a 1.58 performance instead of his usual 0.99 game in major GF>IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL GUISE!!1man I rooted for spirit but this is not the magixx we've usually gotten this whole year, face it it was a fluke
cs2 is a fluke gamefaze fluked their way through playoffs
>>1539113Love you Karrigan, never give up
>>1539538only to get fluked by spirit, ironic
>>1539534neither sh1ro was the sh1ro we've usually gotten this whole year, what difference does it make that magixx is the one closely behind donk?"fluke" my anus, one of the favorites to win the event, top 3 team in the world gets treated like it's mongolz who won everything
>>1539544mongloz winning would've been a kino cinderella run, spirit winning was just a boring old fluke
>>1539534Again. >Spirit fluked FaZe!!!!Cease the cope. 10-4, Spirit was going to rape FaZe(again) regardless of Magixx performance
>>1539545that's actually truetoo bad
aleksib on the bottom of major performances in 2024
>>1539545>Faggot seething Spirit wonMany such cases. Cry is free!
>>1539546yeah and g2 has thrown spirit around like a ragdoll the whole year, no one cares about thoseit was just a fluke and magixx anomaly, stop being so butthurt
>>1539552>WhataboutismKek is seethes. Data shows that Spirit rapes FaZe anytime of the day, how can it be a fluke if Spirit were favored to win anyways LMAO. You know what would be a fluke? FaZe winning G2 AND Spirit lmao. Cope moar
it kinda was a fluke this time around i guess
>FaZe in Antwerp was a fluke! (THE favorite)>Vitality in Paris was a fluke! (THE favorite)>NaVi in Copenhagen was a fluke! (one of the favorites)>Spirit in Shanghai was a fluke! (one of the favorites)google what fluke means, fazesissies
> IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE.
karrigan having a meltiesee you crying in the next major final, nip boy
donk usually carriesshiro is hit or miss, more often hit but has gone badly missing in big games too, was a miss todaymagixx pulled off quite a fluke performanceI gotta agree: looks like a fluke to me
i don't respect people who go online and tell people about their personal lives and shiti don't care that your brother died like fuck off
>>1539562> IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE.
pywoo is gonna be top 3 this yearjust a reminder
Why are people seething when a fluke team won a Michael Mouse tournament?
As a spirit fan I gotta admit magixx fluking so hard puts a damper on the whole eventThey should have agreed to redo the final like faze requested just to prove it really wasn't a flukeit's not like they had anything to lose by doing that and proving it really wasn't a fluke would've made for a better major
Cope posts is all they have kek. Spirit on top!
>>1539574>As a spirit fanfalse flag king
>>1539574> IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE. IT IS A FLUKE.
monesy should be #1 because g2 always wins vs spirit
>>1539579Monesy_0Majors_Donk_1Majors
>>1539572nothing that special really, it was just one of the bigger flukes we've seen so it feels weird
Uh oh, sissies having a little melty over Spirit major win kek
z1nt1x won a major without getting a single headshot and you're calling it a fluke? cope
is spirit team of the year?
>>1539589Prob not cause Navi exists but I hope by Gaben miracle they do kek
>be sh1ro>the best awper just behind s1mple>play in the most exciting young team (gambit youngsters)>win lots of online tournaments during covid era>come out of the online era>have to play with bots like nafany & interz>barely manage to win iem dallas>never make deep runs in majors>ax1le goes from best rifler to barely even top 5>roster shuffle>have to play with buster & washed up igl electronic>hard carry c9 as much as possible>literally cry during a game>leave c9 to join spirit (best decision of his life)>win katowice & majorHe deserves it.
>>1539589nah, spirit looks great right now but navi dominated most of 2024 and has more high tier titlesprobably ends up being:1.navi2.spirit3.g2
>>1539526I hope TS Academy pick up Kirino next year
>>1539594>>be sh1ro>>the best awperstopped reading there. he's not best in anythingm0NESY outflicks him, Jame outsaves him, BywOo outbaits him, s1mple outpersonalities him, aliStair outmemes him, broky outbaits him, w0nderful outwhiffs him, torszi outfrauds him, donk outscreams himall-around nothing but a secondary
>>1539602>s1mple outpersonalitieslmao s0mple has 0 personality hes fucking dead inside. watch m0nesy when he streams, he has plenty of personality
>>1539603nvm i thought this post was about m0nesy
>>1539602He was the third (arguably second) best awper back in 2021 (behind prime S1mple and ZywOo). Learn to read, dumb faggot.
imagine simping for Jame if he was ugly, boring and didn't have any cultural impact
>>1539609i need to see his mal before i decide
>>1539611jame is an anilist chad not a malpleb
>>1539608third best in what? name a single thing he was better than everyone elseyou can't, he's the wet brick of a player, even zywoo has more impact on the scene than him, even baldky has more impact on the scene than him>muh ratingliteral npc stat
>>1539612>console warring a txt file host
>>1539614yesit matters, i need notification when new episodes, seasons, related series etc start
I hate this timeline.
>>1539613>name a single thing he was better than everyone elseClutches. Also, I don't even know why I am replying to your retarded bait.
>>1539621>clutcheskek you wish>muh baiterinoI accept your concessionsh1ro, forever a secondary
real talk, how does donk do it? is it insane talent, or is he actually cheating, cause his stats are legit absurd
>>1539626He IS pretty good but Spirit are also literally built to die for him, like unironically a legit strat is just him using someone else as a meatshield. It kinda reminds me of LG/SK coldzera but on steroids.
sh0r0? Yeah, Jame is his father.
>>1539628based morestu pirates
>>1539625Are you mentally deficient? I brought up the fact that he was one of the best in 2021. Learn to fucking read.
>>1539632cool, but that didn't make much of an impact either, when people think of clutches they think of Snax and Xyp9xtry again, there has to be something a player like sh0r0 must be memorable at
I'm not giving any more replies to retards. Sorry.
shito might retire tomorrow and nobody will give a shitthat's just the truth
rain might retire tomorrow and i will fucking crythat's just the truth
>>1539594>He deserves it.can name 20 players that deserve major more than his bum ass1. guardian2. edward3. markeloff4. cadian5. naf6. elige7. onlinetares8. tabsen9. jks10. sexter11. mir12. sanji13. hunter14. sergej15. mzhinho16. 91017. childking18. dickstacy19. fl4mus20. rezjust off the top of my mind
>rain retired? thank god! back on the active roster
GOAT
he's so fvkcing pvre bros... a real human bean
>>1539640>FaZe's tec9 rush win rate go to 100%https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2YoJlOA7mg
>>1539639>18. dickstacybased
wholesome
>>1539654>Good luck on your next exam
m0nesy with karrigan shotcalling and development would be insane no? tho I think he learned too many bad habits from niko that he might be a mood killer but on paper it's fire
>>1539654this major has been so sovlful
the results are in
>>1539662niko defense force activated
>>1539662SAAAAAAAR NIKO SIR IS NOT CHOKER SIR IT WAS MONEY NOT REDEEMING
>>1539658m0nesy going to karrigan from niko after what happened between the two in 2018 would be the biggest backstab cs scene has ever seen. that shit was so powerful it cursed both of them.niko will never win major, and karrigan will never win blast.i am afraid m0nesy will actually die irl if this move happens.
>>1539654Literally me tweeting that but to rain, ropz, broky, karrigan, frozen and twistzz instead.>>1539658I feel like he's a very open minded kid, if that ever happened he would adapt easily.
>>1539662how is frozen even on there, nobody expected much from him.
>>1539673him and broky were the best FaZe players for most of the year. broky could be there too also
>m0NESY (about NiKo) : "I will miss him. I've already cried yesterday" rip diaper duo
>>1539658it would be, but the problem imo is that faze play a very "selfless" team-orientated style of cs, and I'm not sure if m0nesy fits into that environment (e.g. put away his ego). watching him play, I see him often go for these flashy, risky plays that if happens obviously is a highlight, but if fails dooms the whole team.
>>1539654>mail me at betboomteamcsgo@gmail.comthat doesn't sound like his personal email. does he have a contract and needs to be bought?
time to accept faze macrotoggled on nuke vs g2if you know, you know
>>1539494copenhagen major quarterfinals, map 3 last round of ot
it was so fast. why don't valve make majors bo5 since it's now mr12?
>>1539691because they just don't give a shitthey read the rules perfect world submitted in the middle of an rmr lmao
>>1539691either that or bring back mr15 this shit sucks
yeah we really needed a 4th map to watch faze slowly die off, would've been way more exciting
>>1539695valve isn't fond of admitting mistakesenjoy subshit, and next major will be vertigo, mirage, dust2, anubis, and office with mr8, bo1 only
well that final was a bit of a fluke wasn't it
>>1539646shiro is only 23, today is a huge moment for him to successfully experience a pressure situation. hopefully he gets more mentally sound going forward.
>>1539699all credit for not choking the final kill, but he was hard carried in the final reallywithout magixx lifegaming shiro would be nailed to a cross for choking in the final again
>>1539681>watching him play, I see him often go for these flashy, risky plays that if happens obviously is a highlight, but if fails dooms the whole team.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378015/nrg-vs-timbermen-prizepicks-na-revival-series-5The real grand finals get the fuck in here
>>1539700they would've got destroyed well before that.>+2 .90>-11 .50>+4 1.18dude completely ghosted the first two maps and dust is awp heavyglad to see someone else step up but yeesh
>>1539686>does he have a contract and needs to be bought?yes he's benched
>>1539703based
spirit won 4/6 pistols and 5/6 conversion rounds wew
>>1539707>timberKEKS getting RAPED by nitroCHADS
>>1539714Aryan Captain America btfos those incel larpers
reminder that haters want timbermen to fail the way conspiracy theorists hope the holocaust didn't happen
>>1539433>m0NESY>malbs>Snax>Jimi>kyousukeI can dream ok
>>1539718jimmy is such a coach's dream playerI can easily see him being a part of a winning (more than mouz now) rosterReally curious to see what happens in the rostermania
>>1539732>play dog roles>perform like a star>vibecheck: good teammateNo wonder every big org (who are doing changes) is gunning for this guy
>>1539555>NaVi in Copenhagen>one of the favorites
>jottAAA to G2peca don't make me cheer for a Turk, Jimpphat or Perfecto please
>>1539714>>1539715OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA
is cs the flukiest esport?in dota and lol every game is long and they do bo5s on top of thatin cs you get knocked out because the enemy shoots you through smoke or wins ecos by getting a couple of lucky running hs with pistols
I miss my nigga twistzz so much it's unreal, FaZe destroyed my favorite team of all time for literally nothing. How do I cope? He will never come back.
>>1539800it's so despairing thinking of what could have been... a real dynasty
muttstack btfoeuromutts zeethe
1539802good morning sir
>>1539801It was literally perfect, the chemistry, the skill, the charisma, literal perfection. I've never been so invested in a team like this, it sucks so much. 2022 was so sick, Cologne grand final will live rent free in my mind forever.I don't dislike frozen but man, it just ain't working and it's sad.
donk carries his team way harder than s1mple ever carried a team. S1mple always had grizzled vets or another promising young player on his team donk has 4 nobodies.
nrgbros...
is nrg loses to timbermen they lost their chance to play in blast bounty next year
nrggers... we got too cocky...
>muh captain americACCKKKincels. win. hext eternally btfo back down to tier 5.
>>1539769cs has a skill component, a reflex/reaction component and an information component (which enables "bluffing" or outplaying your opponents)The skill component is the most stable one an will in the long run differentiate between winning and losing teams. But at the top the margins are razor thin, a 1% drop off in form means losing half the fights you won yesterday. This alone makes results in cs swing relatively hard to different directions but usually evens out between the ten players to their teams' levels.The reflex/reaction can win you (more or less) fair duels, but cs is largely not about fair duels so the weight of this component can vary, sometimes wildly; no one cares how fast the anchor shoots when he needs to go for an unfavourable 2on2 retake and gets shot in the side with no chance to react.The information component is like an iceberg, casual viewers will only see the very top, displayed in live gamesthey will never see the gameplans, antistrat-plans, tendency scouting etc. etc. and often don't even hear the igl's mid-round reads and calls. They just see them going to different areas of the map. It's thus very hard to evaluate its impact accurately.Seeing that a usual cs viewer basically only sees two of the components (skill & reactions), properly understands one of them (reactions) and kinda understands the other (skill) it ends up being kinda like watching a poker tournament where you see only half of the cards and try to guess from that how things will play out. It's wildly unpredictable. And since the margins are so thin between winning and losing a round the other high tier team needs to be only a little below average and the other overperform just slightly.So yes, results in cs are by the game's essence a bit "fluky".However, like in something like poker, over a longer perioid of time the results tend to regress toward the mean. This is why winning just one tournament is not enough to be considered a truly great team for example.
>>1539826history has taught us that top teams that invested into the information component more than others achieved the most stable results
not true. it's always been fire power. astralis was all fire power.
>>1539835if by fire power you mean molotovs and highly coordinated utility usage then yeah, kinda
>magisk comes in and almost aces>device cleans up any>clutchGOD xyp9x to hold the line>olof comes in and almost aces>jw cleans up any>toggleGOD flusha to hold the line>cold comes in and almost aces>fallen cleans up any>clutchGOD taco to hold the line>stew comes in and almost aces>elige cleans up any>clutchGOD elige to hold the lineit goes on. it was always fire power.
>>1539843>clutchGOD eligemeant twistzz
>>1539843>xyp9x>firepower>when he constantly outbrained the opposition>flusha>always accused of walling because he read the game so well>taco>massively underrated player because of "lacking">muh firepower>liquid were never truly top1 because astralis cucked themFirepower is a requirement to compete at the highest level but relying on it to reliably carry you over your peers has never worked. Relying on outworking your opponents in the information game has produced consistent results, provided you have enough firepower chips to even enter the top-tier game.>case study: ch0ko and g2
>>1539835>>1539843It's 2024are we still doing firepower memes?
>>1539849meme? it just won a major and it only took two guys to have a good game
>>1539469when you make a million dollars per year while being a nerd playing computer games for 12h a day for your whole life it's easy to see why they would date a thot, they may know that it's not going to last but when you're so immensely wealthy and have no experience with attractive women they're willing to buy her a gucci bag or whatever thots want just to fuck her for a few monthsthis is just me speculating, I don't know any pro players but I'm friends with a streamer who essentially played video games his entire life and dates thots mostly
>>1539850nta, but:So are hally and chopper mouthbreathing retards or not?Either they bring meaningful tactical value to the team or then we finally agree that donk carries that whole roster, coach included, and they'll sink back to irrelevancy whenever donk loses his wonderboy magic.
>>1539850yeah and the most tactically deep team won the other major and will also win team of the yearnerd chads keep winning
What happens when Donk hits puberty?
>>1539691they can't even be bothered to fix the game, you think they care? next update is gonna be pets and player model emotes added, then they will add clothes and call it a day, cs2 is now a finished game
>>1539856the fairy godmother (magixx) takes away his prepubescent virginal powers
>>1539856he will look similar to chopper
>>1539759how tall is donk
>>1539759Thought this said TRIPLE MEAT kek
>>1539858uncanny
why were the B playoff so much more stacked than A playoffsin A you hadSpirit (rank 4)Mouz (rank 5)Mongolz (rank 7)Lulquid (rank 9)In B you hadG2 (rank 1)Vitality (rank 2)Faze (rank 6)Heroic (rank 8)
>>1539860like 5'2
>>1539848>Firepower is a requirement to compete at the highest level but relying on it to reliably carry you over your peers has never worked.
>>1539864>next generation of CS on one side>bunch of old fucks on the sidePretty obvious. These kids are all soulless.
>>1539881>next generation of CS on one sidedamn straightthe new face of CS
>>153947>rainsonya the evil is an og twitch egirl
>>1539887whoops >>1539473
>>1539633Sh1ro 1 major_monesy 0 major
I can't believe I got banned through the entire playoffs of a major by some retard janitor ctrl-f-ing a certain slur for the chinese when I wrote it in quotes discussing someone else's behavior kino final, godawful timeslot, hope they never come back
first non-awper will win hltv rankings since 2017
>>1539099https://www.hltv.org/pickems/7861/1418372pls rate my pickems
>>1539864mongolz (3-0)mouz (3-2)spirit (3-1)liquid (3-1)g2 (3-1)heroic (3-2)vitality (3-0)faze (3-2)technically, the A playoffs were more stacked.
>>1539951yeah but in reality anyone from B would gladly trade spirit's spotBut that's just how tournaments work anyhow
does kyousuke speak English?
how the fuck did vitality win so little in 2024?!?!
>>1540088uhhhhhhhh they fucking suck? lol.
>>1540088Maldpex
>>1540088their two best players are playoff chokers
wew, magixx and donk just bullied them
hmmmmmmm
>>1540099it's cuz they spend so much time in korea/china
Is it possible to be so high test that it makes your body produce oestrogen in overdrive to compensate and make you look like this?
>>1540183yes, your estrogen goes up with testosterone
>>1540097chopper owning karrigan kek
>>1540101what a fucking troll
KWABOTY
>>1540217Like many problems in the world it gets blamed on the Jews (Spinx).
>>1540225to be fair, spinx does have a physiognomy of a massive asshole
>>1540225rightfully so
>>1540217>calling out his own team in instagram postlets go
>>1540028yes
>>1540093this
blast bounty spring qualifier, only a month away
it's over for donk
it's over for zywoo
>There are still people who think that Bywho is going to be top 1 this yearLuL, ain't happening, vitalsissies...
do you use hltv or liquipedia
>>1540217A CHALLENGER APPEARS
>>1540264liquipedia for some stuff, hltv for most
>>1540264Liquipedia's a lot better for following tournament results and player info, but HLTV's got them beat on everything else.
Coment
>>1540266>I will be back hungrier as ever next yearGood. I want a whole year with balls to walls cs, close finals, ridiculous comebacks, and mentally draining overtimesI just hope all five stay
>>1540256nice
>>1540217Stinx
>>1540217https://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/players/9565/vitality?startDate=2024-01-01&endDate=2024-12-31&rankingFilter=Top5washed estrogenic emotional fuck dragging the team down0.49 rating to bomb out of the major btw
>>1540225nobody is blaming flamez though. probably because he is cute.
i work at a rehabilitation center in Canada and oen of the patients (a paraplegic) looks exactly like Arteezy
>>1540308we don't talk about dota players in this generaland we certainly don't talk about washed up has-been dota players
so what kind of jews are:>flameZ>xertioN>Spinx>HeavyGod>NertZMy kikelore is not as fresh as it used to be
>chinese major ended up being a top 3 major OATyou aight chinkboy
somebody tell me what the astralis era was like? i only started watching in 2021 or so, but i can't imagine suffering through a three peat as a non-fan of that team.
>>1540319i also started watching in summer 2020, I was introduced to CS with:>6 man team era>trifecta of Astralis-Vitality-NaVi with the occasional Heroic and BIG chiming in>everything's online>danish MAD Lions>international GODSENT>FPX-Heroic debacle>Chaos-MIBR drama>MIBR drama with kng and O PLANO
>>1540278hltv has player rating shit though
>>1540319completion for their first 2 was much fiercer and then they very weak for the second 2 to the point where they weren't even worth watching. Particularly the berlin majorit was what it was
>>1540331*competition I'm drunk
>>1540313thye're all aggro riflers except for spinx who is a passive bitchmade lurker that can't clutch to save his life
>>1540319It was literally the start of real cs.Before astralis the mental side of pro cs was largely knuckle dragging caveman -tier: "default, let's do picks, execute site" was the height of team coordination. Lurking was "high iq".Fucking pros used utility worse than todays faceit players.After astralis rose suddenly the general brain usage in the pro scene rose and it still took ages for them to realize that aug&krieg were not only actually good but in fact fucking broken.Astralis era was the best thing to ever happen in the pro scene and I'm not even a fan of them.
>>1540319i still like rewatching their first win bc before that they had an almost liquid tier reputation for being choke artists
>>1540319It killed all the fun of watching pro CS
>>1540364>>1540367They pretty much also pioneered the mental game not only on the "being smart and prepared" side but also by employing a real sports psychologist (first in the top tier?).
>>1540318>top 3 major0/8
>>1540368You can relive the fun of pre-astralis pro cs by watching random faceit pugs where half the players have their mics turned off.
>>1540329By player info I meant more bio stuff and tournament wins. On performance data yeah HLTV 100% better.
>>1540319cheating to see through smokes mostly
>>1540364definitely very true when one of their most spammed clips is when they threw a standard cat smoke on mirage and then used it to nade window and the casters thought it was the most mind blowing thing ever
>nexa enters free agencyWhat the future holds for him?
>>1540413team McD
>>1540413Falcons
>>1540319Kind of neat at first but after Kato 2019 it outstayed its welcome and was honestly boring as fuck to watch. The meta of the Krieg and AUG being bought over the AK and M4 was shit. In spite of the scoped rifles, summer 2019 was still fun to watch as an NA fan with Liquid and EG both being top 5 teams with absolutely insane riflers (and only a single import player between both teams, none of this 2 NA players on the team bullshit like Liquid now)
>>1540413indeed.com
>>1540413data entry
>>1540319I like the last year of the lineup the best - best form, best competition, no aug/sg metahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmrUex9UJ3c
The ESL club stuff just reads like partnership with extra steps.
>>1540505as long as it's non-exclusive, i don't think valve will mindthe exclusivity contracts were the whole reason valve started hating esl and cutting down the amount of tournaments they were allowed to hostalso, this new deal seems really nice for the players
>>1540319It wasn't suffering. It was kino.
>>15405052025 will be less open than partner leagues lmao
this is what happens when your developer doesn't run the leagues
>>1540563You want one single tournament a year?
esea invitenow that was a league
>>1540564yes
>>1540565>not CEVO
>>1540568kys spangler
>>1540551wdym?starladder, fissure, pgl, blast, and esl organizing 7 figure events isn't good enough? if anything, we're breaking out of a really oppressive era
I just went through next year's events and why are there PGL events like every other month with $1 million dollar ($1.25m) prizepools? "Cluj Napoca, Bucharest, Belgrade...". But none of them are majors? What's going on here? Will tier 1 teams even attend them?And no more ESL Pro league? Just Blast mickey mouse tournaments?
just spammed the donk slide in community deathmatch and felt like a god, should I be abusing this as much as I can?
>>1540593>I just went through next year's events and why are there PGL events like every other month with $1 million dollar ($1.25m) prizepools? "Cluj Napoca, Bucharest, Belgrade...".But none of them are majors?i think pgl has been making a lot of money from dota so they're just putting more of that money into another popular esport>Will tier 1 teams even attend them?why wouldn't t1 teams attend? they stand to make a lot of money and don't have to travel far to compete>And no more ESL Pro league?there are two seasons of epl like always, you might be blind>Just Blast mickey mouse tournaments?>sperging at new formats that mix things up a bitclassic cs fan
>>1540294>I just hope all five staySame but I hope frozen stop being a pussy.
>>1540574>>1540619>classic cs fanthispeople will complain about anything and everything
>>1540667Remember when people seethed about tournaments being on YouTube and not twitch.
it'll be funny 15 years from now when people talk about how perfect cs2 was and how much cs3 sucksno one remembers how much people were complaining about csgo for YEARS after its release anymore
>>1540674yea this might work on valozoomers but I remember CSGO, you gaslighting faggot who has to hide the game and replace its store page
>>1540671>people seethed about tournaments being on YouTube and not twitchyt should be first priority for any serious event anyway>>1540674>no one remembers how much people were complaining about csgo for YEARS after its release anymoreWhat are you talking about? Every serious critic of cs2 I've heard has made the caveat that GO was at least as bad or worse when it came out
>>1540677>how to out yourself as someone who started playing csgo late >>1540680>Every serious critic of cs2 I've heard has made the caveat that GO was at least as bad or worse when it came outi'm not talking about serious critics, i'm talking about the hltv mob
>more gaslightingyea, typical valvedrone
>>1540677even donk, the guy who profited by far the most from switching to CS2 out of anyone, outright said CSGO is better and more enjoyable(it was in one of those EPL segments between matches where they did various questions with players, donk and sh1ro were answering this or that questions, one of them was "CSGO or CS2?")
CSGO was better because my favorite team won a major there.
>>1540689>>1540690the topic wasn't current state csgo vs current state cs2, it was launch state csgo vs launch state cs2retards
>defending cs2 by comparing it to a css console port on PClmao, classic valvedrone
not sure if you're a troll or genuinely mentally disabled but i'm just gonna drop (like your mom dropped you as an infant)
>valvedrone skitters away when reminded of the truth LOL
>>1540698drop it*
if nexa gets back into a tier 1 team after the player break, he's conclusively proven that he's a member of the lodge
>>1540694yeah and CSGO despite being shit never CRASHED on a fucking MAJOR
>>1540703that's faircs2 is very poorly optimized, unlike csgo, which could be played with decent fps on a cheap laptopi think cs2 might reach a similar state but it will take much longer because the improvements between chip generations are much smaller now
>>1540688>i'm talking about the hltv mobWhy would you even go there? I think even fewer people there play the game than in magog
bros how come i can't cycle through players properly it keeps jumping around
>>1540313https://nitter.poast.org/nertzcs/status/1860334308466262367100/100 firepower
roster updates>col -elige +elige to eu confirmed>elige has a new agent, whos based in europehttps://x.com/EliGE/status/1868804485515993246>-? +train >vp +zortet. overdrive
>>1540830
>>1540810kekk
>>1539382
my rank is shit but I'm not terrible at the game, I don't know what happens but it seems like every time I play premier I get shitty teams and go up against people that have never missed a single shot in their entire lives. I'm told that I need to do something different and strategize or whatever, but I've had games where I aced and still lost. I'm not even trying to say that I'm better than most people but I really feel like I'm being put in games where people every single time are just way better.
I'm 32 and never played a game of CS in my life. Is it too late to become a pro? I think my age would make me a good IGL.
>>1540978just become a coach
>>1540978Unfortunately no. BUT you are perfectly qualified to be an analyst and podcaster, and all you need to do is be edgy on twitter!!
-huNter +kyousuke is gonna hit like crack
imagine Zywoo at NAVI
If -niko +elige is real then I will support g2
>>1540954Solo mm pugging is hard because there's 0 consistency AND no solo only queue so you end up against a 5 stack or something a lot
chad
NAVI: -iM +ELIGEG2: +iMsource: the voices
>>1541044holy B ASEDg2 fleeced
>>1541036think they said they're making malbs the new niko and adding an anchor>>1541042who's the demon?
https://x.com/coffeebreak_yt/status/1868832733092536392OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA THIS GAME IS GOING TO CRASH AND BURN
>>1541088kek
>>1541088>patreongrifter etc
>>1541088you're delusional if you think anyone will give a shit>waow guys it turns out gambling is blood money and valve is a trash corporation that preys on weak-minded people and kids!!!!!yeah duh? anything else you want to share with the class?
>>1541095It will be on YouTube soon
>>1540705yup,now cs2 is a shit game
>>1541099why isnt it now? if its so hard hitting and going to topple goomblers and skintrannies why paywall it? because he's a grifter
1541102Early access to videos a patreon is a common incentive for YouTubers to use, also you don't know what grifter means
>>1541107grifter
>>1541094>Then Valve.>Buckle up.This wigger looks like a midget and wears suspenders to look like le trad LA 1940's investigator Bruh
>>1539449shut fking up
>>1539433still spirit academy i think
>>1539449zased
>>1539433virtus.pro instead of FL1T, who will bench himself due to a rather messy Jame kick and a conflict with electroNic over the game vision
now you remember snap tap
>>1541121and the peekers nerf
>>1540954most lower skill players would improve MASSIVELY if they bothered to learn proper crosshair placement. It's not really even hard to do, just takes focus.Even some otherwise decent players often have iffy crosshair placement in higher faceit ranks (for which they the compensate with something, but this is making life hard for no good reason).Also it's cs2 so you better be donksliding whenever you commit to a fight.And knowing basic utility for the map and something more for the spots you play is also heavily recommended. Again, takes little skill but requires a miniscule amount of effort to learn.
There are rumors surrounding elige being a bully and a bad person in general, NA sissies why you bully everyone, you won't get anywhere with that kind of an attitude...
>>1541160substantiate these claims (i do not doubt them, you have to have bad energy to go bald that fast and young)
>>1541160>sissies>why you bully everyonegotta pick one of these
>>1541164>substantiate these claimsI saw this post and I also remember watching some fat arab (don't remember his name) but he played on liquid as a stand in and he said that elige was pretty rude to s1mple and was also against him being the main awp on the team
>>1541168>elige was pretty rude to s1mple and was also against him being the main awp on the teamokay but this is based? s0mple was a complete and utter nigger monkey until zeus put him in his place
Remember when elige snitched on timberchads
>Remember when elige snitched on timberchads
>>1541263ugly little dysgenic freak
donkbros...
>>15412671st September picture :) cute
>>1541266meant for >>1541265
>>1541275mad craterface virg
>>1541267>boys on the left>girls on the right>donk among the girlsBratty donk!!! donkussy needs AWP correction!!!!
>>1541278>girls wanna be by himstill true til this day >>1541042
>>1541277bald
>>1541059Goes by m0NESY now
>>1541277elige's skin doesn't look THAT badhe's obv a mega virgin though
those guys that hang around in tier 4 all their lives in dead scenes, what do you think they expect
>>1541287he's literally married with kids
>he's literally married with kidsrain...
>>1541278>>1541281>girls wanna be by himThat's actually true lol, I remember when I was a kid I also hanged out with girls since all the boys were 2-3 years older, so in school I was also mostly spending time with girls lol
>>1541302yea that was usually the kid everyone knew was gay
>>1541281donkussy in that pic is making me crazy desu.
>>1541303yeah whatever, incel chud
>>1541303depends, if he was a theater/band geek yeah
>you will never get destroyed in a 1v1 against donk in CS2 then destroy his bratty asshole in real life
>>1541196>okay but this is based? s0mple was a complete and utter nigger monkey until zeus put him in his placetsmt
>>1541168twistzz said it was stewie and that he would play with eligeesls posting translated infographics, jesus
>>1541330>esls posting translated infographics, jesusAt least it has started the elige hate itt, so I'm still happy :))))))
you'll never be even tier 2, acne goblin, give it up
>major ends>no big roster moves>/magog/ starts discussing homosexuality
there's a /sp/ thread>>>/sp/146205956>>>/sp/146205956
>>1541356Firepower mentioned
>>1541352>/magog/ starts discussing homosexualityWhat's the alternative? heterosexuality? lol
One red tippy please.
>>>/sp/146206670this was my thought as wellthere's no way he didn't see the "spaghetti arms" thing from katowice and now he just robbed them of an even greater prize
>>1541356of course the guy who thinks zywoo should somehow be praised for awping is french>>1541340rope, dea
>epl 21 will be in swedenbrollan winning at home would be beautiful
> zont1x 1 major - niko 0 major kek
>>1541263>this is considered a chad in NA CS
its over lads
>>1541395It's queen of banana now.
>>1541267>even a random class in a Siberian city has depre??ed cancer kiddosпpocтo нepeaльнo
>>1541374nice pride flag lil bro :skull:
>>1541402>Siberia>depre??edHave you seen cities out there man? Nothing to be happy about.>>1541403don't be so insecure lil bro, you will have your own knife one day
Donk is from Tomsk btw
>>1541414vitality donk
>>1541414russian jews=pvre fvrvpvwvrheavygod+donk 2025 will save cs
>>1541407Tomsk is Florence compared to 80% of Moscow
>>1541397
niko could be donk if he raised his sensitivityt. 400k+ kills on ak
truth nukehe's a manchild who spends too much time on twitter but he also does a lot for the scene hope someone convinces him to be slightly less childish and helps him mend fences with organizers
>>1541510>hope someone convinces him to be slightly less childish and helps him mend fences with organizersI don't think that's possible kek.
>>1541527Nothing a nice woman can't fix
>>1541541Pussy has no power over people like Thorin.
Is Tuesday where's the update
>>1541565It's Wednesday
who's the best?
>>1541585which players won a major or two?
according to liquipedia the invite date for the first Tier S tournament of 2025 was the valve rank from 02/12 what means we are getting 2 female teams in the tournamenthttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Bounty/2025/Spring/Qualifier
>>1541585monesy would've been #1 but his mind broke from getting cucked, which is visible on the graphmany such casesit would've been deserved too since donk a zy are much more system babbies
>>1541585>36.8% 1.5+ ratingit's this for me, donk is miles ahead
>>1541585>1.5+ rating in 37% of maps as a riflerholy shitit's not even a question when you include the tournaments they won
>>1541585zywoo is the most consistent and can both awp and riflemonesy has the most raw individual talent and the highest ceilingdonk is the only one of the three who i'd argue plays cs2 like it's a different game than csgo and does so very well but once people figure out cs2 more he will drop off a bit
>>1541585>donk's low is monesy's highlmao
>>1541591>monesy would've been #1nigga whatthere's not a single point on that graph where he isn't third
>>15415906 free wins (if it's the normal system)that seems a bit unfair to all the people who WON'T be facing them
has zywoo actually deserved #1 even a single year?
>>1541603just having fun speculating, look how his form is trending in july only to flop after getting cheated on
>>1541611if you can't win you can't be the best, unless the rest of your team consists of terrible players (which definitely isn't the case for bywoo)
>>1541597https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/21167/donk?csVersion=CSGOdumbass
>>1541617>in julyhe broke up with his gf 2 weeks before the rmr, his form is already trending down in rio a month before that
>niko will NEVER EVER IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE EVER win a major
>>1541590>what means we are getting 2 female teams in the tournamentAre there even any female teams left next year?
>>1541619how does this disprove anything i said?
>>1541628>the last chance of his g2 career>facing elimination>literally the most important map he's played this yearLMAO
is donk already more popular than zywoo?
>>1541637zywoo's not popular at all so yeah
I usually only see vague comments about how cs2 is a new game, but after playing some matches after a long hiatus: motherfucker, it is a completely different game, the more cautious mindset of csgo will always be a hindrance because in cs2 you gotta do like sonic and be fast, all the timeI think the irl sas motto is "Who Peeks Wins" for a reason
>>1541628and that's a good thing!
>>1541638he's still popular just not compared to how good he is
>>1541632he was already elite as a rookie playing csgoif all these coaches and analysts and players can't "figure out" how to play like him or counter him after a year of this, I don't think a dropoff is coming without a kennis style nerfyou should watch some demos, when he's on he's just really on
>>1541637lol no, he doesn't even have 50k followers on instagram
>>1541639this isn't it, i mean that's its current state yes but for a different reason. The meta wasn't established because it is a new engine whether people want to accept that or not it doesn't matter. In the beginning the most viable way to win is to just peek everything when the game was so inconsistent from update to update. Now that the game is feeling better and the circuit stabilizing you will see tactics and strategy emerge once everyone gets up to speed, pardon the pun
>>1541645please improve your reading comprehension.
>>1541658yet he still has more cultural impact
>>1541658i don't think this says that much. he just barely posts anything on social media.
/cs2g/ AWARD WINNERS>Choker of the YearLiquid (Full Team)>Fraud of the Yearzonic>Crybaby of the YearTwistzz>Baiter of the YearblameF>Lunatic of the Yearnbgee12
i'm starting to think zonic was never really that great and just happened to be on a great team (+ a fluker team)
>>1541664idk I think you're just a midwit who wants to feel like you've made a pointyour initial post reads like those youtube comments where indians come up with asinine titles and comparisons for the big three or whoever
>>1541677>coach loses great team>coach "role" gets exposed again>repeatit'll happen to le blad3 too
>>1541678too lazy to make a blogpost just for you but this >>1541639 illustrates my first point about him quite well. he carried his already aggressive playstyle over to a game that suits very aggressive playstyles and people only really starting catching onto this around the start of season 2and this >>1541661 illustrates my second point quite well. he will either need to be babied even more by his team or need to adapt to a slower meta, which will probably cause his rating to drop a bit
>>1541680it's obvious that some coaches truly do have impact, both inside and outside of the server, but zonic proved pretty conclusively that he has a poor understanding of the game with the falcons disasterclass
>>1541688Nah, coaches are still all frauds
>>1541690b1ad3 somehow won a major with jl on his team
>>1541697really? what was his rating?
I still somewhat like blad3, but I find it weird how he seems to always talk shit about his players.At first I chalked it up to being autistically blunt, but he keeps offhandedly denying them credit and attributing any success they had to his "system" and like it's infallible; only if the players were smart enough to hit their headshots the system would be unbeatable.I still think his type of thinking has value and I think his nice little system is a benefit for a team, but I knew he was slipping into delulu-land when he floated the idea of having an "igless" team or a team of 5 "semi-igls" combined with his system in an interview this year.
>>1541697>made jLoser mvp>made aleksib drop his oldschool style of igl'ing>transformed imcel from a tier 3 player to a future top 20 playermy goat
>>1541700its a hohol thing
>>1541703eh, give it a restthe likelyhood of it being an autism thing is a million times higher
>>1541700i think he's actively combating overconfidence in his team by negging them whenever given the opportunity just imagine jLoser without anyone bringing his ego down a bit from time to time
>>1541701aleksib mostly had to work with tier2 players before, whom he magically micromanaged into functioning tier1/top10 teams, his style was out of necessityhe's talked about this in interviews; inexperienced shitters need babysitting, vetetan pros like niko need nothing and a full tier1 lineup with a functioning system needs only fast and decisive calls to keep the machine working
>>1541712I dunno, jL seems like a guy that would genuinely be funny to have a beer withthe same cannot be said for a huge amount of the dweeby pro scene
>>1541708is shelling of Donbas for 10+ an autism thing too?
>>1541732i'd rather have a beer with an autistic npc creep than mr reddit because at least they'd be genuinewhen you've been around a lot of people like him, it becomes very easy to see through the act
>>1541740go to /pol/ plsdon't shit up a hobby thread with such stale bait
>>1541740BOO!
Team Zpirit
>>1541742>actually says he prefers npcs>has for some reason hung around "a lot" with non-genuine peopleA pretty massive personal reveal from you. I don't know whether to console you on your traumatic life or to chastise you for retarded life choices since I don't know if these circumstances were forces upon you or not.
>>1541753>>actually says he prefers npcsi prefer genuine people over people who put on an act>>has for some reason hung around "a lot" with non-genuine peoplepoor background. happens a lot. i'm sure other people who have been poor can relate>I don't know whether to console you on your traumatic life or to chastise you for retarded life choices since I don't know if these circumstances were forces upon you or not.being poor gave me a lot of advantages in life (developing a keen phoney radar being one of them)
i firmly believe that mongolz will lift a real s-tier trophy in 2025
>>1541765I still have no idea how this alleged phonyness or not being genuine is supposed to show itself in this instance.To me this sounds a lot like gossiping women.
>>1541778That's really all it is, schizo babble and clucking hens trying to rationalize their irrational feelings and minds.
>>1541777>The Mongolz are your ESL Cologne 2025 champions!!!
>>1541628
>>1539679>>1541799it's over ;_;
>Niko leaves>G2 wins the next Major with just a solid rifle replacement but great chemistry like Navi in Copenhagenit would be so funny
>>1541811If FaZe won Copenhagen and Shanghai, I wonder if he would've quit or killed himself.
>>1541811>G2 wins the next Major
I need you to IMAGINE -magixx +kyousuke
>>1541852team might fall apart desu, magixx is the glue
>>1541852>-magixx-ACK
>>1541872are we going to pretend that he didn't toggle?
complexity GM is implying that tournaments like blast bounty that are sending invites out today are not required to pay for travel and accomodation meaning teams that can't pay won't playteams not from eu and will have to pay out of pocket to play in blast bounty>mongolz, furia, pain, mibr, complexity, flyquest, wildcard, furia fe, fluxo, m80
>>1541904>an open scene for all guys!>actually no more open qualifiers haha>actually fuck all of youlmao
>>1541904they're probably afraid that the format will fail miserably and unwilling to take that financial risk
>>1541910and blast bounty is a 32 team online "qualifier" like showdown with the top 8 advancing to the real tournamentblast aren't going to pay for over dozens of players flights and bootcamps to play one BO3 and get eliminated like they did for showdownaccording to valve's rules qualifiers TOs have no obligation to financially support qualifiers and the onus is on the orgs for that partfor full tournaments they're expected to pay for accomodations at least but this is a funny little loophole now
>>1541904that's unfortunate, but there's a good amount of solid tier 2 European teams that can attend
>>1541265>ugly>bald>manletjesus no wonder he malds like a baby all the time. wonder which team he'll ruin next
>>1541963he's also the biggest crybaby ethnicity of them all, polish
>>1541963>>1541965only thirdies could possibly hate Elige
when did elige peak? oh right the aug meta
tfw acehttps://allstar.gg/clip?clip=67618260823cf820df90085c
not clicking
He’s cheating.
>>1541963he gives off diva vibes
buff m249 lalve, make it the awp of rifles
snav + elige + twistzz + stewie2k + steelThoughts?
>>1542137why would a chad like twistzz hang out with losers like junkie2k and goblin snav?
>kairon benched>nafany benched>C9 interested in magnojez and s1ren>VP interested in zortebetboom is fucking dead
>>1542181Good, total betting org death!
I have amused myself
>vitality killed all interviews>prof got banned from wechat for screenshotting vitality being a bitch
>>1542239>>vitality killed all interviews>>prof got banned from wechat for screenshotting vitality being a bitchwhat?
>>1542245which part are you confused about?
>>1542246>vitality killed all interviewsNo context. What am I supposed to take from this sentence?>prof got banned from wechat for screenshotting vitality being a bitchNot posting the screenshots or referencing wherever you heard this. Not even a qrd on vitality supposedly being "a bitch"It's like you either expect me to read your mind, or posted in a wrong thread thinking this was already a subject being discussed
Do it Valve, increase the AWP scoped movement speed. AWP is becoming too irrelevant in CS2, just do it already.
>>1542250hltv confirmed is on right now so its probably from that
>>1542250>What am I supposed to take from this sentence?that vitality did not give any interviews at the major, which is a bitch moveprof screenshotted that bitchiness and got banned on wechat, which is amusingI think what i said was self explanatory with even a modicum of intellect
>>1542255Seems likelyGuess I'll get context later
>>1542257Look:HLTV Confirmed:>vitality killed all interviews at the major>prof got banned from wechat for screenshotting vitality being a bitch about itThat wasn't so hard
>>1542259>vitality killed all interviews at the majorNo context. What am I supposed to take from this sentence?>prof got banned from wechat for screenshotting vitality being a bitchNot posting the screenshots or referencing wherever you heard this. Not even a qrd on vitality supposedly being "a bitch"It's like you either expect me to read your mind, or posted in a wrong thread thinking this was already a subject being discussed
>>1542260>ignoring the context of HLTV>ignoring the changed sentencesalright. Have a nice day, anon
>>1542265>alright. Have a nice day, anoncontext? chat, what did anon mean by this?just face facts, man>Not even a qrd on vitality supposedly being "a bitch"in response to a post that has>vitality killed all interviewsis braindead
>>1542181i thought they already confirmed magno
>>1542212KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKwas that from kato or the major?if kato you coulda put the kato win in there too lmao
>>1542364karrigan talking is from esl's little kato documentary with the major footage of donk walking and karrigan cryingdidn't actually check if there was any good scenes from the kato final, also I think it would get rather hard to keep below 4mb with that much karrigan talking and still have the subtitles legible
>>1542372true, it's good i'm just greedy
What ethnicity is NiKo/hunter? I know they're from Bosnia but are they Serbian or Croat? excuse my NA cultural knowledge
>>1542376serbs that reside in bosnia
>>1542376croatian
"Actually one time I remember we were playing against the Habs, Bell Centre, and we were on a 0-10 streak and Terry said:""'Guys, if you think we are good, let's prove it now'. 0-10""did we comeback?""of course not. 0-11"the buffalo sabres, everybody
>>1542389jej
why are chinks like thishttps://archiveofourown.org/tags/Nikola%20%22NiKo%22%20Kova%C4%8D*s*Ilya%20%22m0NESY%22%20Osipov/works
>>1542251it's either that or make it cheaper imo
G2 Jimpphat looking certain now. he could choose to stay in MOUZ but I think they'll want to cash in, arrozdoce is right there as a replacement.he probably only denied G2 the first time because he thought they'd be losing m0NESY as well.
>>1542437>failcons>i'm gonna miss him but not enough to join his new superteamohnononoonno
>>1542376Ethnic Serbs
>>1542376kosovan
>>1542437>he could choose to stay in MOUZMOUZ is an org that takes shitters from tier 2-3 and makes them into tier 1 players then sells them off to the big fish, in 1-2 years nobody is going to play on the current MOUZ squad
>>1542508that's why I said>but I think they'll want to cash in
>>1540319Imagine greatest era in CS on paper.>~6 diffrent teams representing 5 diffrent coutries each>All players are chads and coolkids with irl beefs not just some faggy xitter drama>20 tournaments a year, no flukes, no chokes, if team is in top 4 then it's going to be in semis too>Even hltv is basically 4ch for CS with Jonathan E. himself making NSFW megathreads>Until one day for no reason at all, all of those team disband within a year>Expect for one which rebrands and gets rid of their only two players with any sort of personality>All that to make most robotic and boring squad imaginable, lobbing for "le psychologists to save le cs">Since they don't have any competition now they keep winning everything for 2 FUCKING YEARS straight>Until 2020 when coovid magically appears, CS gets cancelled, every org goes globohomo, franchising ruins the scene and hltv becomes plebbit liteThat's more or less it
the future of na cs everyone
>>1542556same vibehttps://www.twitch.tv/arrozzdoce/clip/SullenMuddyNuggetsDBstyle-nNjU04wvGMFW_VV0
>>1542212where is the first part from?
>>1542406what the fuck
>>1542406
>>1542655idk broif you sort by hits (views I assume) the top 9/10 are in chinese and feature an "underage sex" tag11-20 is 1 english, 2 russian, and 7 more chinese
>twistzz was vomiting before games. jks was saying "yeah you could see you trying to get everybody fired up and holding in, trying not to vomit at the same time.">I remember talking to him one morning, and he actually went to the hospital at one point there in chinahold strong liquidbros 2025 we're winning tournaments in first world countries
>>1542768what being vegetarian does to a motherfucker
>>1542768kwab
>>1542768Liquid copium they'd have beaten Spirit if Twistzz wasn't ill
>>1542768>muh third world foodhow come no one else got sick or even complained at all?
>>1542811most of the other teams are turd worlders too so they're used to radioactive food
>>1542819>amerimutt complaining about toxic food
>>1542811
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q58dLWjRTBE
>>1542851grim (not the player)
>>1542861valve are done
>>1542861Grim. The situation... and the player?
>>1542861>csgoroll is paying for my 24/7 private securitydamn this redditor is cooking some fucking kino frfr
>>1542861RICHARD LEWIS MENTIONED LETS GOOOOO
>donk has 15,700 hours in CSGO+CS2>Get_Right has about 14,000 total hours in CS:GO+CS2LMAOOO. it's so over
>>1542861does this nigga legit think it's his video will change anything or is he just a grifter
>>1542989>1/10 of his life has been spent in cs
>>1542993fake humble grifter, like jLoser
>>1542989kinda sad when you think about itGTR has a lot of hours on 1.6 though
>>1542994not much to do when you're born in russia, two days ago he made more than 99% of russians will make in their entire lifetime, so I guess it worked out for him
>>1542993absolutely nothing new in it>skin casinos are scams>streamers and youtubers who work with them are complicit in scamming>monarch is a schizo criminal scammer who hires thirdie criminal immigrants to harass and hurt people who he dislikes (he didn't even mention the part that the stage rushers were this demographic)
>>1543003i wasnt even aware of any of this, I don't care about skins gambling, you're a retard if you lose your entire life savings on it
>>1543001true, especially in siberia it's still sad that this kid has probably never voluntarily been in a forest or participated in any sort of outdoors activity
>>1542989>generational talent>plays 24/7>entire team plays for himhow do you even beat this guy? like atp he's gonna win no1 for the next who knows how long years
>>1543005maybe he did who knows, i have 10k hours across all my steam games at 23 years old and I had plenty of fun IRL experienceslet's also not kid ourselves and act like donk could have an amazing social life if he only put himself out there bro!!, he's a balding 160cm autistic manlet, it was never meant to be
i have 0 sympathy for gamblers, NONEi started playing csgo when i was around 14 and even then i knew gambling was rigged in favor of the "house" unless you're retarded, you can easily figure out that gambling is a bad idea even if you're 12
>>1542989I know this is a retarded stat you copied from reddit or something, gtr was a cs pro 5+ years before csgo came out
>>1543013the only gambling where i think you can legitimately win over long time if you're good at it is sports betting and poker, but shit like roulette or all those case opening websites are for retards
fazebros how we feeling about +elige? there's been some ppl tossing this idea up recently, and while most ppl think it's a nothingburger it's still technically a possibility. frankly I'm not too keen on it. if there's any change I'm willing to consider it would be have to be +jimpphat (for frozen perhaps) or +monesy, otherwise I think we run it back
elige is going to furia
>>1543023we good off that bald fraud. +m0nesy would be insane tho
>>1543018there's still a lot luck involved and the amount of people who make good money from either of those is miniscule people who make good returns from sports betting do enough research that it could be considered a job, and good poker players are basically uncertified psychologists
>>1543023i think he's going back to lulquidhe still likes the org and has said so on many occasions and they obviously need to get rid of yeki
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529833471389991082YUGE UPDATE
>Added a setting for CPU Cores Usage Preference to control how high performance and power efficiency cores are used by the game on CPUs with variable cores.Based
>>1543008
>>1543047qrd is this guy a meme or is he actually good? I keep seeing people post this guy and I have no clue what's going on since I don't keep up with the t2 scene
>>1543049he's donk tier unironically
>>1543049he's average for t1 but he pads his stats up by destroying t3-4
>>1543049he's farming academy teams and t3 so everyone thinks he's a godhe's good, no doubt, but he hasn't really been tested at all
>>1543061left is cheating
>>1543061new school vs old school
>>1543061anime gameanime website
a g2 with jimpphat and no ch0k0 is a g2 i could finally cheer for
>>1543069still has hunter
>>1543067>anime websitebrb, logging into my favorite social media website for ivy league college students, facebook!
>>1543070oh yeah... and snax, the nepo babynvm
>>1543073sit downbe humble
>>1543074>one lifegame that didn't even matter impressive, very nice he's still a dogshit igl
>>1543078>copeslmao
>>1543061Anime depicted in this Counter-Strike 2 gameplay screenshot is the 2023 anime of the year (yes better than Frieren) BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!!, it's sequel BanG Dream! Ave Mujica starts this January. https://youtu.be/7llj4mh4L-8
>>1543083soulless music-focused anime originals/mixed media designed to sell music discs will never be good anime
>>1543079in game leading aside, individually, he's goat material for sure
>>1543086hopefully they bench him after niko is gone
>>1543086>post number ends with 086
>>1543085>soullessnonsense post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X6q9MFOphYit's on the same level as freiren and will change genre completely. you're really going to call this guy soulless? https://anilist.co/staff/120391/Koudai-Kakimoto
>>1543074this is embarrassing, they got outperformed when it mattered the most by both Snax AND hunter. i genuinely don't remember a bigger "star duo" choke in such a big game. and everything was there for the taking, they had Spirit lined up in the grand final, they blew it so fucking hard lol.
>>1543091 this is pathetic dude
anime is gay and cringe
>>15430581.26 vs top 50 (31 maps), 1.33 vs top 30 (7 maps)>>1543083>>1543085>>1543091stfu fags
>>1543053>>1543056>>1543058ty
HLTV EVP choices are so fucking retarded
remember the antidonk copes before kato
>>1543102i remember
you now remember s0mple
>>1543103Still accurate
>>1543160p0mple will drain the good vibes out of any team he joins and i doubt anyone is paying 3 mil for him anyway
>>1543171nah it's not here i updated it
>>1543178>1 major*
>>1543178divide it by events playeddonk 50% wr, fraudwho 0% real major winrate
>>1543178You put the asterisk on the wrong side.
>>1543204fraudwoo beat 0 tier 1 teams to get his major
>>1543178left not only has 3 times the mvps but also 3 times the weight to carrytruly the greatest of all time
>>15432083 times the weight? have you seen how fat magixx and chopper are?
>>1543207Donk played in China a Mickey Mouse country.
>>1543211i've never seen donk give them piggyback, but somebody has to carry zywhoos gut around
DONT UPDATE CS THE NNEW AK INSPECT ANIMATION IS SO SHIT
>>1543208>3 times the mvpsyes yes, very nicehow many this year?
You can't count pre-donk mvps or pre-cs2 mvps they literally are meaningless
>>1543023We need someone with balls because frozen pussies out in big games way too much. EliGE might be the guy but I dunno.
jLoser will be top 10 this year
>>1543299it's funny how all the greats like s0mple, b0t, jloser, ch0ko, zywho etc. have have established mockery names
>>1543378it's just a sign that you have arrived as a pro and made enough bettors mad
>>1543378>greats>b0t, jloser
>>1543160he looks so fat in that pic
>>1543378nosee and fart were my favorite. also npc (npl) when he was playing with b0t
why does cs players love this guy?
>>1543412he's pretty funny sometimes but i don't really like him because of his poor work ethic and his blatant region abuse during the rmrs
+Zywoo inbound.
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2395075/rising-young-talents-you-want-to-see#r46623372
>>1543412loud is funny
i think jimi leaving mouz might be a mistakeit's obvious that he's comfortable among people around his own age and most of the good teams have a considerably higher average age than mouz
dexter killed another awper
>>1543086>>1543089
>>1543207Frogger.>>1543212Ch*nk bugland>Fr*nce niggerhole
>>1543208>>1543228AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BTFOOOO
is broky the kimi of cs?
>>1543478lmao this is actually an apt comparison
>>1542861Why does he have a gay robot playing CS? I want investigation not jolly japery.
>>1543086-Snax-NiKo+Karrigan+Frozen
>>1543500>swap a boomer and a choker for a boomer and a chokerat least karrigan is a better igl though
>>1543501Karrigan doesn't really choke like Hooxi did. He's a below average rifler for sure but he has the brains and that's the one thing that G2 is missing.
>>1543502i think you need to read what i wrote again
>>1543503I know hat you said. I agree with you for the most part except for the choking.
>>1543505>I know hat you saidno you don't.>-Snaxboomer>-Nikochoker>+Karriganboomer>+Frozenchoker
>>1543506I'm sorry. A boomer and a choker can also refer to a single person but whatever.
>>1543447maybe if he didnt whiff half his shots he'd still have a team
What's Monarch's problem? He seems like a fag.
>>1543551Enough about Donk though.
>>1543573Nigga what?
>>1543178TRVTH NVKEsomeone list me the teams vitality beat in major playoffs please
>>1543423>blatant region abuse during the rmrsquick rundown?
>>1543580Into the Breach*Apeks*GamerLegion*Cloud9*Editor's note: These are not tier 1 teams
>>1543582where are the rest? hasn't zywoo been a world beater for 5 years now?
>>1543583I was confused aswell. I'm sure there's a rational explenation to why I couldn't find more evidence of additional wins. Maybe hltv's database got hacked?
>>1543581he had a team in the asian rmrs that had 2 ukranians, 2 israelis and a french double citizen (moroccan) and then one of the israelis didn't mesh with the team but they just happened to have another european sub that could playin other words, 4 european nationals in an asian rmr team
>>1543581Do you fags just not pay attention to what this subreddit is about?
>>1543586so 2 euros and 3 menas when registering
>>1543592yes, technicallyhadji, the moroccan, is a french citizen and lives in france though
https://x.com/s1mpleo/status/1869753561145626893
>>1543582apeks would've easily been tier 1 if they'd stayed together
>>1543599maybe valve should update their rules
>>1543605Fuck no.Don't take my favorite retard away from FazeThe man finally found his balls
>>1543612people said this, including ohnejust because something is allowed doesn't make it not immoral
>>1543615didn't even realize...Lynn Vision? This guy is on crackI agree with everyone else tho. Simple deserves to be on a mickey mouse team until he can prove himself in cs2
OFFICIAL BLAST PREMIER BOUNTY INVITES JUST DROPPEDhttps://blast.tv/article/blast-premier-bounty-teams
>>1543620>FURIA Fe’s invitation was declined.damnI was hoping we'd see a woman's team "compete"
>>1543621>28. Imperial fe
>>1543623Nice. So there's still a chanceAlso,>Imperial fe invited>Imperial isn'tlol
according to the vrs the team that lost out on their invite thanks to imperial fe was betboomwho doesnt have a full lineup anymoreso it was actually fnatic who lost out
>>1543627>We are excited to announce that all teams have accepted their invitations.they're playing
If I remember correctly, they're supposed to challenge the teams they think they can beat, right?
>lower seeded teams get to select their opponentwhats the funniest option imperial could pick
so imperial is playing because their women declined?
Flysissies, how are we feeling today???
>flyquest finally shedding dead weightAUSCHADS RISE
>>1543634No. Imperial wasn't invitedFuria fe isn't playing because Furia accepted
>>1543633I'm more interested in which of these teams will be the biggest pussies and pick imperial>Fluxo>9 Pandas>M80
>>1543638right, misread, so imperial women ARE playingthat'll be an entertaining match, wonder if they'll get a round or 2
Why is everyone against fe teams on big tournaments? I don't understand you, at least some beauty on the screen instead of bloated alcoholic faces
>>1543639I guess Falcons is also eligible?Are wildcards "lower seeded" than everyone else?
>>1543643>Why is everyone against fe teams on big tournaments?Point out a single post that's against this or fuck right back to hltv and stop coming here
>>1543643because they're a wasted spot
>>1543647just like my chinese teams
>>1543639if you're in the bottom 16 and you pick another bottom 16 neither team wins any moneyyou need to pick someone at least top 16 in the seeds
>>1543650Ahh, ok.And if a bottom team 16 wins any money, you can then "steal" that money by beating them, correct?
>>1543605Who's that in the G2 jersey?
>>1543647I would much rather look at how any fe teams would play at big event than some tier 2 uninteresting trashcans like flyquest, wildcard,nip, m80, big, pain, mibr , fnatic, ence and so on
>>154365150% of the bounty gets pocketed as guaranteed money to take home while the other 50% gets wagered in the next match
>flyquest seed 17>flyquest picks last>flyquest has to play against seed 1 g2
>>1543653>mentions flyquest first>doesn't mention any of the chink teams with the rest of the trashyour Guangdong is showing
>>1543653>and so ontyloo, rare atom, lynn vision..
how do you say "cringe" in your language
>>1543660>>1543662correct, I I just thought they were not even worth mentioning, flyquest was mentioned first, since I want to trigger aussissies
>>1543664What's the problem with that picture?
>>1543664>Skin of the Yeartåkrummende
>>1543653no you wouldn'thttps://www.hltv.org/events/7641/yalla-compass-spring-2024-contendersImperial.fe is pure garbage, that spot could have gone to whatever other top 50 team, PUA, C9 even fucking fnatic, they could have invited Navi Junior or Spirit Academy testing good young prospects against top teams instead of a female team that is tier 50.
>>1543669nvm i forgot Navi and Spirit are already playing. in any case, Imperial.fe is shit, they can't even win a map against top 150, or make it interesting.
>>1543672>>1543669Maybe they will play much better against top 15 teams
>i would rather watch tier 5 teams go 2-13 than watch tier 2 teams put up a fightwhat an absolutely dogshit opinion
>>1543652Perfecto
>>1543674>tier 5 teamsImperial fe is at least tier 1.5 according to Valve ranking (other ranking systems are irrelevant btw)
>>1543605based s0mple
>>1543676Forgot that dude existed lol
>>1543678nah, wildcard definitely won that oneif anything, it's even more embarrassing for him to not qualify when the e-whore team did
>>1543667not that anon, but to me the biggest cringe is calling desk yappers "talent" when they're anything but
Think she'll shut up now?
>>1543681most of them are casters though
>>1543682count down until she says something like>welp, i told you guys we don't stand a chance because we don't get to practice against good teams! initiated
>>1543681What else would you call them? Broadcast contractors? Talent is just a normal term in the entertainment world.
i hope we get spirit x imperial feimagine donk stats
Maybe some of you should just consider being less misogynistic...
>>15436965,21 rating
>>1543696pls let it happen it would be so funny
>>1543696fertile Brazilian wombs filled with Russian twink seed
>>1543696
>>1543696>>1543702You people are weirdgetting 13-0'd is only funny when it happens to good teamsI want them against the worst. Maybe Fluxo? Would make for a better watch>>1543699>misogynisticAny tier3 team and below would get exactly the same treatment if they got a magic ticket that gave them access to player against tier1
>>1543717>magic ticketSo Valve ranking is somehow a magic ticket? Ok LoL...
>>1543719If you got it by playing against women only?yes
>>1543719retard
>>1543722What if you got it by playing against men only? Huh?>>1543724why?
>>1543425fucking finally
>>1543611https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/13670/nawwk?startDate=2024-06-19&endDate=2024-12-19&rankingFilter=Top30
>>1543653no you wouldn't unceremonious 13-1, 13-2, if that
Cry is free, chuds
i hate women
>>1543739who is the guy coach and what does he do to them?
>>1543732holy shit, what happened to this nigga?he's never been amazing but wtf
>>1543745sexual favors for boosting their faceit
wonderful is going TOTAL RUSSIAN DEATH on his telegram because some russian youtuber talked about his gf
>>1543746he saw dexter in a dream
>>1543378Defecto...
>>1543732yeah, it all went to shit after apeks broke up. but it was a tier 1 team
i have amused myself again
>>1543739oh no...They're actually making a big deal out of itThat's probably gonna hurt in retrospectCould've just gone with it quietly and wished the team good luck
>>1543765egg rapidly approaching face
>>1543757>jLoser got outfragged by a geriatric hazbin and the middest awper alive exposed once again
>>1543763lolRare Atom to ESL Impact?
>>1543757>38 maps>only top 10 teams are liquid and k0nfig nipok greatthere are nine million teams that have a short run of form like thishttps://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/players/9996/9z?startDate=2024-01-01&endDate=2024-07-31&rankingFilter=Top20can you guess what happened to this team, who didn't make changes to their roster?
https://www.hltv.org/news/16706/liquid-sign-s1mple
>>1543782>16706gotta try harder than that
>>1543711It's over...
>top 1 hltv donk rapes whole imperial fe squad during blast bountywe WILL be there
>>1543810>a south brazilian donk farmthose kids are gonna be cracked in 20 years
Will Stewie2k come back next year and make NA CS great again? Maybe on Complexity?
>>1543822he's fallen off individually and literally no one wants to work with him
I don't like the sound of this G2 bros...
>>1543827the team won't improve until they get rid of the cheerleader and his nepo-buddy
I hope the other wildcard is for this young NA prodigy
>>1543829I don't really hate TaZ as a coach but Snax needs to go.>>1543826I think he can still be decent as a player but it probably depends on his attitude and behavior within a team. Who knows, maybe he's changed since EG.
>maybe he's changed since EG.
>>1543834>maybe he's changed since EGHe smokes weed and argues with people in pugs all day long LoL, he's GONE.
Why don't top female teams just go play high level tournaments in underdeveloped CS regions, like Africa, Southeast Asia, or NA?
>>1543834>I don't really hate TaZ as a coachhe's easily in the top 3 of most cosmetic coaches in tier 1
>>1543765>we qualified!!!actually shameless
>>1543857>actually shamelesswhy, they actually qualified
>>1543851Put in Karrigan and it doesn't matter that he's a glorified cheerleader.
>>1543846why do you think
>>1543827if it's Jimpphat they cookedif it's Perfecto that's pretty goodif it's jottAAA kill it with firebut I still think they will kick huNter relatively soon despite TaZ's words, they only have 6 months to convince m0NESY to extend his contract, if he drags the team down he will go.
>>1543845>smokes weedGet him of that shit, hook him up on alcohol and let Mr. Jason Lake work him.>argues with people in pugsThat's a good thing thoughbeit.
>>1543863>but I still think they will kick huNter relatively soonIn my humble opinion it has to be Snax they cut. They won't dump their VRS points by swapping out everyone but m0NESY and Malbs. And between Snax and Hunter Snax is by far a much more limiting factor.
>>1543858they "qualified" from a broken ranking system Valve are fixing next year iirc. they didn't earn anything, they had it handed to them. by men.
>>1543869taz will never get rid of his boy willingly
>>1543870stop replying to obvious bait, everyone knows the story here
>>1543873That's what I'm scared of. I assume G2 got a fat buyout for NiKo so they could verywell get some great players to replace NiKo and Snax.
god i hope g2 keep hunter and snax
>>1543878based g2 hater
>>1543869what's the problem with Snax? G2's T sides have generally been very good since he joined. he's won two events. their CT sides may be comparatively weaker, but that will be improved by signing a proper anchor.meanwhile huNter plays good roles and has zero excuse to stink it up 90% of the time.
>>1543878are you a m0nesy fan who wants him to develop in a 5000lb ankle weight training montage>>1543880>G2's T sides have generally been very good since he joinedcoinciding with getting a 1.20 t side player, 27% entry rate 52% success rate to replace a 0.94 t side 11.3% attempts 40% success rate onemy grandma could call a competent t side with m0nesy niko and malbs
>>1543880>G2's T sides have generally been very good since he joinedThey're good (not great!) because the game is heavily T sided atm and instead of good strats G2 wins by clicking heads better. Signing a proper anchor won't do shit for their CT side.
>now you remember csgo major champion smithzz played online official match for epsilon female pretending to be one of the players
>>1543880it's useless to argue about IGLs, when they win haters will always say it's only because of star players and when they lose haters will say it's because the IGL didn't use them properly lol
>>1543918Nigga just compare Snax in GL and G2.
>>1543907What?
>>1543907LULWHAT
>>1543918I will continue to hate on every G2 igl until they bring in Karrigoat.
>>1543929>KarrigoatCryigan
>>1543918you better be polish and blinded by nationalism, otherwise I gotta reconsider spending time talking to people who are this braindead
>>1543922he was the best rated GamerLegion player on the Copenhagen qualifiers despite being the IGL, they made it mostly because his efforts to even go to the last chance stage (and then got the lucky wildcard invite). and they had maybe the best overpass of all tier 2 teams at that time.
>>1543925>>1543926https://imgur.com/a/QtNlf
>>1543935He calls for himself a lot more than he should considering the talent on his team and please take time to remember that that GL core was in the previous major's finals under siuhy.
>>1543929>dump niko>bring in karrigan>win a majorwould be kino
>>1543940>dump niko>bring in karrigan>lose a major finalwould be kino
>>1543941sorry niko but karrigan and your cousin will win a major together without you
>>1543940Karriganm0NESYMalbsHunterJimpphat / Perfecto / Elige / ...Unironically a major winning team
>>1543881>>1543882>G2 wins by clicking heads bettersounds to me like another reason to keep Snax and bring a new head clicker. -huNter +kyousuke, then?
>>1543944>karrigan and hunter will win a major
>>1543958snax is the 2nd worst head clicker in t1 cs, just behind apex-snax +competent igl who can't possibly frag worse than him, wait 3 months so you don't lose ranking invites from changing 3/5 your core, then -hunter +fraggerchange igl first so they can get comfortable in the team and figure out who would best complement them
>>1543969I'm confused, is an IGL important or not? I was informed all of their success was down to firepower so surely that's where they should keep investing.
>>1543958But how about we get an igl that can click almost as good as Snax but can think a lot better? Wouldn't that be much better over all?
s1mple isn't going to falcons though
>>1543973are you retarded or playing dumbif all their success is down to firepower, why would they not cut the 2nd worst firepower in cs
>>1543985kwabkindar
>>1543753Wonderful getting droned in the front soon™
>>1543880snax is shitjust do -snax +siuhy if taz needs to have another pooplack in his teamI'm also curious what siuhy could actually do with competent teammates instead of people like torzsi and xertion
>>1543934why was nexa even on the roster, couldnt they tell he was a shitter just from watching him play on bleedI already knew -jks +nexa will be what breaks the team before they even played their first match
>>1543985because if they cut Snax they have to sign another IGL who will still be average at best in firepowerwhereas if they cut huNter they can sign a superstaroverall firepower of the team is greatest with the second option
>>1543994you quoted this post>>1543969>-snax +competent igl ... wait 3 months ... then -hunter +fragger>change igl first so they can get comfortable in the team and figure out who would best complement themwith this gay response>>1543973>I was informed all of their success was down to firepower so surely that's where they should keep investingeither you didn't read it or you have the time preference of a chimpanzee
>>1543994snax was supposed to be an upgrade over hooxi in terms of individual performance while being as good of an IGL, but turns out he's even worse of a tactician with similar individual skills
>>1543967hunter_1_major_niko_0_major
>>1544003>but turns out he's even worse of a tactician with similar individual skillsI'd say he's a bit better individually but way worse igl.Would've loved to see what hooxi could've done with malbs instead of fucking nexa
>>1544014does hunter have a major? idk anything about him
snax_1_major_niko_0_major
>>1544016it is inevitablecope nikolahope the saudi bag was worth it
>>1544002I don't understand what confuses you about that sequence of replies>G2 win because of firepower>ok, so keep upgrading their firepower if that's working?>nooo it's far more important to "upgrade" IGL and remain with two bots on the team instead of one>>1544003actually Hooxi was just an emo bitch that was killing the vibe so they signed a big friendly giant
>>1544021>it is inevitablelol so he doesn't, has he been stuck on g2 with niko the whole time? idk their careers
>>1544003>>1544015when people were defending +snax because he had a 1.00 rating or whatever in gamerlegion, they were comparing him to the most selfless eco fragger in cs. they had almost the exact same kills/round vs gunshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W51SDrroShdv_1lxtvEV4_7HNTTkPGcx5hikQNtovjo/edit?gid=577169318#gid=577169318hooxi (who was clearly too shit for t1) was literally better individually on g2 than snax if you take away the baiting. give him malbs for nexa and you'd see no difference>>1544022I'm not confused at all, you're pretending to be dumb because you love le big vp meme poledo you agree snax AND hunter should be off the team before the next major? yes or no
>>1544027>>1544015both hooxi and snax are shitters, im glad hooxi is gone, it's just sad they had to replace him with snaxif g2 could swap snax and hunter for siuhy and jimphat they would be the favourite to win the next major, competent IGL and a great anchor would be crazy good for the team
are g2 the manchester united of cs?without all the previous trophies though?
>>1544029exactlymalbs and m0nesy is such an insanely easy core to build around, it was actually a joke that g2 couldn't figure it out when they had niko too
>>1544034gotta be siuhy no?
>>1544037it will be aleksi just because they won a major
statfags should be banned from this general fr
>>1544040this, igl of the year should just be whomever won the most trophies, simple as
My eye test says that both Snax and Hooxi are utter dogshit. Statfags need not reply.
>>1544040stats are a last resort to explain to someone that malbs and nexa are not equally good playersI agree it should be obvious by watching 1 map of cs from each, but some people itt do not agree
>>1544034just hand it to karriGOAT already
>>1544041spirit 4navi 4g2 3mouz 2vitality 1mongolz 1faze 1
>>1544046i dont think anybody who isnt brain dead thinks nexa is better than malbs, hell i would say even jackz shits on nexa and that guy also wasn't good enough for t1
>counting BB Dacha and ESWC as real tournaments
cant wait for falcons to create an IGless team just to win a major and prove all the igls are frauds
>>1544051>niko>win majorkek
>>1544051They already have NiKo thoughbeit. IGL is also the only non meme role btw.
just watched the coffezilla video, he hasnt said anything that wasn't already known, what was even the point of that video
>>1544059patreon grift
>>1544060this
>>1544060also all of the crazy editing and the bot conversations are cringe as fuck, all the info in that video could have been condensed into like 5-10 minutes
>>1544068Once Stewart2K joins Col they'll be back to NA.
>>1544048BetBoom Dacha is a joke, not only almost no big teams appeared there, that's the only tournament on the list that had no crowd present whatsoever, they were literally playing in a studio with 0 people except staff. That Thunderpick meme Mongolz won is more of a tier 1 event than BB Dacha.
>>1544049>>1543880>what's the problem with Snax? G2's T sides have generally been very good since he joinedyou shouldn't need stats to understand why adding the 2nd best entry in cs will fix your t sides
>>1544078>That Thunderpick meme Mongolz wonThat was actually an awesome tournament (at least the finals were)Probably helped that the only two interesting teams ended up in the final
>>1544093yeah it was kino, i watched it
if i support female CS, they will fuck me
Average Stiletto Hater Be Like:
he keeps posting about his one knife which leads me to believe he is >poor>brown>very proud of his "expensive" (to his third world mind, it is 1 years salary) knifeany questions?
>>1544140nope that's spot on, if he's so rich why is there only one knife to show off?
>>1544140>>1544143>ACK!>OHHH MY EYE! MY EYE! HEYYYY! HELP ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
when will they add attachments
>>1544140>>1544143skinfags are obnoxious but I don't mind himHe's got that red tippy
>>1544146>>1544144let's see the collection
>>1544034aleksib was the only constant (not looking just at in-game rating here) in navi while the form of the other four players fluctuated wildly during the yearaleksib will take igl of the year and it's not even close
i like navaja knives
>>1544155very based
shitpost overdrive>flyquest z4kr
Just watched a broky 2022 highlight video Youtube recommended to me and man, CS2 destroyed my favorite schizoretard...
>>1544149>>1544146>>1544144>>1544143>>1544140>>1544138the silenceit's deafening
>>1544163post hand
All this new school shitposting is boring bring back one of the schizos.
dexter
some private coaching from refrezh is what most female pros need to get to the top
>>1544165what a fucking COP[e] OUT
>>1544176reported
>>1544177expected
>kato will also have fe teams
>>1544179yep lol, one shiny knife is all the brownie has
Newfag here, w-what does /magog/ mean? I couldn't find any explanation to the ma part of it.
>>1544182Thank God
>>1544144I say this and I look like this >>1544138
>>1544194based monkey
why are brownies so obsessed with skins?
Poorfags melting itt...you love to see it
>>1544201lmao YES, let's all post our collections
>>1544172Unironically one of the best tier 1 IGLs. Can't wait to see what he does when m0nesy joins next year.
>>1544201they always seethe when you point out that they wasted money on virtual art, gamer NFTfags
theoretically, would d2nk be the all time goat?
>>1544224he's already the GOAT entry, only a bit more til he takes GOAT rifler
d1*nk
>>1544237what doink
>>1544239chinky seething that a true genghis heir won their major
What da donk doin?
uh donkbros?
>>1544252GODDAMNwhat did the major mvp trophy look like? i didn't see the presentation.
>>1544253donk still had the best stats overall in the tournament, but magixx was big in semifinals and finals.
>>1544256ummmmm op???>>1544252
If Donk is so good, why is he praised here.
>>1544257Donk 1 major mvp_Magixx 0 major mvpAnyways total zigger domination
>>1544487>there's no chance to miss the lunch or dinnerDamn, I couldn't even tell
pracc or warmupserver
>be w0ndeful>play with Russians after 2022>get exiled from Ukrainian community>your girlfriend starts publicly acting up and saying you two are breaking up>biggest RU CS news telegram channel reposts it>she goes "you've been le baited" and forces you to say that the admin of that channel is a faggot>start crashing out on muh ruZZians and how you hate them and how streams are now gonna be in russian after the said telegram channel clowns on you for being a beta
>>1544513Blud thinks wonderful is normal even after looking at his tarsier ears kek
>>1544513I hate women so much it's unreal
>>1544520PGL event in Kazakhstan next year.
CS pros and women don't mix
ToThttps://youtu.be/DK5odlZZi0M?si=UwC3keP_-zjj1Szj&t=1413
>>1544553But who do they sex if not women?
>>1544555Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! donk erotic !!!!!! donk's belly and chest !!!!!! Erotic … ToT ToT ToT
One is unlike the others.
>>1544620>fraudszi>fraudzerk
Allegedly Jimpphat isn't moving to Falcons since m0NESY isn't joining. Does that mean Jimpphat to G2? Will NiKo activate the sleeper clause in his Falcons contract, pull out of the deal and replace Snax as IGL?
>>1544620>fraudwoo
>>1544620why is torzsi there
>>1544620>AWPER OF THE YEARm0NESY>Real AWPers910, Broky, sh1ro, Torzsi, w0nderful, woxic>Absentdevice>Not eliteHallzerk>Actually a riflerZywoo
>>1544636>Does that mean Jimpphat to G2?most likely, yes. he could still stay, but MOUZ only exist to sell to the top teams so I doubt it.
>>1544643>but MOUZ only exist as an academy team for FaZeftfy
>>1544645yeah wake me up when they bench ropz
https://x.com/voocsgo/status/1869823592944525502https://x.com/yesbercs/status/1870050039491334193>your grenade will bend if you start moving within ~8 ticks after releasing itBROKY AND FAZE WERE FUCKING ROBBED REDO THIS MAJOR FINAL ON CSGO NOT THIS BROKEN SHIT
>>1544659skill issue from midky
>>1544487based big boi
>>1544663
>>1544659>your grenade will bend if you start moving within ~8 ticks after releasing itdamn, maybe he shouldn't have done that. fucking bot.
>>1544667uncannynew spirit vlog is up>i'm gonna tell you something and if it happens nick will post itshirostradamus
NO MORE MALTA LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>>1544659damn... what a shit situation for that to happen. We were robbed of OTNot gonna cry about it though. Spirit won. End of storyMaybe if frozen stops being a pussy they'll win the next one
>>1544659skill issue
>>1544678aw, malta was kinda fun in a way, super chill tournament in the middle of the schedule
>>1544672Now with the proper hair color.
>shiro does improptu pep talk before map 2>lose ancient>emotionally destroyedgoddamn, definitely blamed himself for that lmao
There's a universe where the Faze management wasn't fucking retarded, didn't let Twistzz's contract slip away, and Faze would have won at least 3-4 tournaments this year including both majors. And that fucking faggots jL wouldn't be a major champ.
>>1544748I blame Hooxi for jL winnig.
tranime bros… our response?
>>1544750if only m0NESY had a magixx.
>>1544752based
>>1544752Uhmm Arcane lost to the Fallout show at the game awards tho
>>1544759He had a big boy on a team this major but that got him nowhere.
>>1544804no he didn't
>>1544805As in Snax is also fat...
>>1544805>worse than Snax in the biggest chance to win the Major of his careerno one should mention this choker ever againimagine if donk got outplayed by chopper at the Major playoff or ZywOo by botpex, they would never heard the end of it
remember when it was major finals and it was 1v1 in the 24th round and faze was boutta force overtime?what the hell.
>>1544850no i don't, what happened?
>>1544850No I was asleep for map 1 and 2 and then I woke up and masturbated
>>1544852dunno
Imperial fe moved up in the rank and can now enter iem Katowice
>>1544866holy BASED
I used to work as a CS agent part-time from 2022-2024AMA
>>1544870How big is NiKo's bag at Falcons?
>>1541263>this is who calls himself the aryan master race on /pol/
Is kassad the most overrated "human" in CS, ever?>EXTREMUMfailed project, bankrupted the org>Cloud9failed project, bailed on them and made the org go MIA on CS for 2 years>MousesportsOnly was there because of NiKo depotism, despite having a top 3 rifler then he won jack shit and got kicked>BLEEDfailed stupendously and caused the org to liquidate>100 ThievesNever won anything in the weakest era of NA CS losing to rookies FURIA and EG over and over. Caused the org to bail out on CS>RenegadesOnly real success but still a two-tournament wonder. Still trumped by other underdog stories in majorsDon't get me started on his ""analyst"" career that ridicules the meaning of "broadcast talent" as he's completely talentless, and also his player career where he was known as one of the worst players in the balkan scene, even more clowed on than LobaHe is a truly talentless person who's not working in McDonalds Srbrenica because of his connections. A true fat fraud.
>>1544866Actually this is based because some random moid team is going to farm their points
>>1544880I can only talk to BLEED and 100T. BLEED fell apart because the owners were to busy not getting arrested and had gambled away the orgs money on crypto.100Thieves probably didn't leave CS because of him since they have been slowly pulling out of all esports they are involved in. Nadeshot the owner of 100T is on record for saying if he could go back in time he would never enter esports in the first place.
>>1544810ah I seeunfortunately Snax is too big, he broke the limit
>>1542822>>1544905saar do not redeem the pag pag
>>1544620hallzerk would unironically be a top 3 awper if he was on faze instead of broky
we get it, you're gayjust stop
>>1544913
>>1544880man you have an axe to grindextremum was shit, sure. bleed he was hamstrung by the org, not vice versa, he put together a top 30 team for like no money and then no star players would join because the checks were bouncing. 100t is also basically the opposite, he was off the team for the bulk of the covid era because the players didn't want to grind, they had imapet for those tournaments. c9 he wanted to cut woxic for being a fuck-up, he left, and they cut him like 2 weeks latercan't remember the mouz stuff but from checking hltv 10th, 4th, 3rd seems fine for a team that's not top 5
>>1544513>then proceeds to go and get the most zoom zoom haircut ever, LoL
it’s actually hunter who’s getting kicked
>>1545017pls god
>>1545010OOFOF
>>1544914he's not gay he's a weird fetishist
https://x.com/NartOutHere/status/1869963234326851682kek steel is not going to be able to stay sane on whatever team he is involved with
>>1545229man...he's almost as obnoxious as a player as when he's "talent"
>>1545234hes been like that for 15 years or whatever its just how jews are
>>1545229puggers just can't play at this 48 year young talent's level
>>1545229notice how steel was already dead
start doing THIS <-
>>1544866how fucking embarrassingpeople were making jokes about this shit since the Valve ranking was introduced, and still no one from that company gave (or still gives) a single fuck. i think not more than 5 people in total are working on CS2 at this point.>>1543673no chance m8, they are first and foremost mechanically subpar, like really badly. this i think is the main reason why nobody is watching FE_CS games. the skill gap towards the top tier male scene will always exist but there is no reason why they couldn't get to at least a watchable tier 3-4 level. they are currently on the level of more or less FaceIT lvl 10s , with a few exceptions.there are female sports like athletics, swimming, many winter sports like skiing etc. actually evolved to a decent level, where you can see nice skill on display and appreciate it for what it is. you watch a female sprinter and think "she would smoke me in a race". you watch an ESL impact team for 1 round and you think "my regular 5 stack could take them on".
>>1545234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfcXZdcc_4IMy favorite
>>1545234>>1545235what a coincidence that these wacky hijinks happen when he's on camera streaming grown ass men who point at the tv and shout "swiper the fox is right there in the bushes, stop him dora!"
>Paris was a flu-AAAACCCKKK
>>1545307>one good team made it>everyone picked them to win, and lost diamond elsewhere crazy
>>1545307i don't even know what you're trying to say here lol
it's uphttps://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/K4m-CteWYzg
>>1545339whops, that was my quickfix for ad blockit's uphttps://youtu.be/K4m-CteWYzg
>major finals>bo3
>>1545378good. i can't stay up late like i used to in my youth. bo3, 5pm starts, wonderful
>>1545378I know, it's great isn't it
>>1545378d1*nk gets shit on hard in a bo5 by karrigod, valve deliberately set up a mickey mouse event to try and make their game relevant to kids (donk fans)
thoughts magog?
>>1545431trying too hard, major finals were never bo5
>>1545443they can pass as siblings 2bh
>Imperial fe is now ranked 24th, which can guarantee them the IEM Katowice spot in the near futureif the top 24 hold now>qualifiedg2, spirit, vitality, mongolz, faze, mouz, na'vi, heroic>play-inliquid, furia, pain, 3dmax, eternal fire, mibr, saw, col, gamerlegion, astralis, flyquest, big, vp, wildcard, sangal, imperial fe
any MVP award that will be farmed on female teams should be marked with asterisk
>>1545443he won
>>1545431>Spirit b05 with FaZeKatowice..
>>1545494>which can guarantee them the IEM Katowice spot in the near futureI hope it doesIt's a great little novelty, having an fe team come to the big event play-insImagine the crippling fear of getting sent home by imperial fe in front of thousands of people. lol
>>1545431incredibly based bait, 9/10
>>>/wsg/5763799>nuggies & fries>daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatot
>>>/wsg/5763799do you think krryigan hears this in his sleep?
>>1545664>do you think krryigan hears this in his sleep?He will be hearing this FOREVER, echoing deep in his soul...
name an NA player with more cultural impact? can't be done
>>1545691kyle ocean obrien
Yay!
>>1545663Based donk I had the $5 meal box the other day and nuggies are still good
>>1545779>heartedlol
spunj said falcons tried to pay $3m for m0nesy kek
who won?
>>1545831>seething replys0mple. he would have lost if they didn't respond
>>1545831She is not able to have children, so God has already punished her enough LoL
>>1545831>who won? nobody who has to read these two cretins
>>1545831boy I sure love valves rankings giving points for price winnings in handicap leagues to hear more about female attention whores
>>1545873me too
what happens if donk doesn't win #1??
Youtube just recommended me this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAdJnTQBUXQI miss those days, there will never be a team like early fnatic ever again. Those dudes were literally shitposting when playing.
>>1545895doing retarded shit when you're basically guaranteed to win isn't very special
im bored. when's esports?
>>1545899Yet teams still don't do it these days because one slip and you're fucking gone.
>>1545890frontlines
donkussy
Does it not sit well with anyone else that russians have won 2 majors since they invaded Ukraine? Donk's gameplay is cool and all but I personally cannot support any of them and I'm kind of disgusted they're even allowed to play
>>1545958Oh yes, I can't sleep at night
I just hope Spirit gets nuked next year for being an absolute shit team carried by a once in a lifetime player. Couldn't care less about whatever little worthless war is happening out there.
>>1545890we'll never know
he's literally the best player ever
>BIG have decided to move AWPer Florian "syrsoN" Rische to the bench, sources with knowledge of the situation told HLTV. It marks the second change to the German team's roster following the departure of Rigon "rigoN" Gashi, who will become a free agent on January 1.>Sources added that BIG will likely turn to academy player Marcel "hyped" Köhn to fill the vacant AWP spot on the roster. The 23-year-old spent the 2024 season on loan at ALTERNATE aTTaX, who recently announced a whole new lineup for 2025 featuring four members of the old Reveal squad.all the old kennys and jws of the world are gone, and the new players that kicked them out of the scene during the covid online times are also gone I'm fucking old bros
>>1545831s1mple's tweet was responding to the wildcard account. the fact that the onlyfans thot had to reply on main proves he destroyed her.
>>1545831the worst thing that happened was amouranth learning about the existence of CS
do people still hate cs2?
>>1545831>calls the guy an incel for no reason at all and brings up his mom out of nowhereobviously this bitch didn't win kek
>>1545999yes
>>1546003>for no reason3/10 pretty poor
>>1545999cs2 bugs just caused a team to lose the major
>>1546009i thought it was because they lost two maps
>>1546009fake news
>>1546014>>1544659
>>1546015this was debunked and spirit would've won overtime
>>1546018spirit would've won even if the smoke landed
>>1546009yea and vp would've been in playoffs if jame didn't crash
>>1546009it was unironically confirmed that spirit intentionally threw all the way to 12-11 just to completely mindbreak karrigan with a 13-11
>>1546022why does this fat faggot show up to (i.e. record a video of himself for) the international but never acknowledge cs majors?
>>1546022can players pause in pro cs?in pro dota there's a lot of pauses. people saying mouse doesn't work, error with keyboard, etc. and yeah a lot of it is probably fake and them just trying to reset nervs.
>>1546077not during the round
>>1546077>a lot of it is probably fake and them just trying to reset nervsthe whole puppey pause / merlini police saga was gold. desu i'd still care about dota if merlini still did his trance around the world streams.
https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999kyousuke playing against m0nesy
>>1546119ill wait for the youtube highlight
>>1546122>ill wait for the youtube highlight
WTF IS THIS?
>>1546143A screencap
>>1546009FaZe are my heroes but that was just a broky blunder mixed with 64tick goodness.
>>1546119is this guy really good or is it a memehis liquipedia page was created less than a week ago
>>1546198>is this guy really good or is it a memeboth (probably)professionally, he's only been farming tier 3 and academy teamshe's still probably more than good enough for tier 1 though
>>1546143Was it this one, or did he delete it?>Although her earlier statement may not be factual, she is of course right now that naming facts should not be punishable.>Facts and opinions should both be able to be discussed;>Even if these are facts or opinions about groups of people.
>>1546228that does look like something the eu would ban
CS2 S-Tier events won in 2024: Stewie2K - 1 shroud - 0 oSee - 0 nitr0 - 0 TenZ - 0 yay - 0 EliGE - 0 Twistzz - 0 Grim - 0 floppy - 0 steel - 0 NAF - 0 stanislaw - 0
it's up https://youtu.be/42g2rfOZSEI
>>1546288does he have a team?
>>1546290>it's upYou are a bit late, retardino
>>1546297>erm AKSHUALLY it's been up for 8,293011 hours my guy!i must admit, i got owned
>>1546303>i must admit, i got ownedWoW, at least some sort of a progress
>>1546303>>1546307both gay
australia
Hate that place.
no but seriously they're signing a chinese awper
No one cares about Fagquest LoL...
>>1546338duh this isn't /lolg/
This is your NA legend, americansissies?
>join game>say hello to your teammates, as you should>one is a woman>at least 1 or 2 people on the team immediately start simping>she entertains it>they all spend the next half hour e-flirting>we lose, because of course we dofuck this game....
>>1546406>actually playing the gameThis is an esports and CS:S surf appreciation thread.
>>1546409this
>>1546406It was doomed from the start because you think you should say hello, are you a faggot? First thing you say is where you are going and that's it, this isn't a your family's chat room.
>>1546406This is why I played with cl_mute_all_but_friends_and_party on in csgo, I still gave callouts but didnt care if the bots on my team made use of them or not
>>1546409I will play your game when you bring back infiltration
>>1546415I hope anons here don't end up like you
>>1546433t. 50 hours
>>1546472You are a demon
>>1546473You have no idea what thousands of hours of this playing shit game solo does to your brain
>>1546475satan
>>1546433Hey, I'm not the one complaining about desperate virgins and women in my games.
so sp0rot won because of smoke bug, lmao you can't make this shit upit truly was a fraud major in the endno cope will ever redeem it, it will always be tainted and remembered as the smoke bug major they won only because the game bugged out
>>1546525cope it's not a bug unless valve fixes it
>>1546525no one will remember this shit a month from now
>>1546529cope lmao>>1546542it'll always be the smoke bug fraud major
it's literally intended behavior. that's how the new jump throws work.
>>1546550>jump
yes. the game gives you 8 ticks after a throw to either jump for a jump throw or to not fuck it up. broky fucked it up
>>1546559he didn't jumpthrow it retard
>>1546550>coping this hard over smokebug fraud major
>>>>>>>orplease read
>>1546567>jumping inaccuracy>also affects you when you strafe>intended behaviour, nothing personnel kid :)jfc this is delusional levels of copeAs a spirit fan I hate to admit it but it looks like a fraud major because of smokebug now :/
>>1546568false flag shitposter
>>1546570just because I'm a fan doesn't mean I have to be a disingenious homer just because it suits>my favourite teamThat last round could have been completely different if it wasn't for the smoke bug, I can admit that much
>>1546556it's just a subtick phenomena, you can also notice it when you release a nade at the top of your jump and you'll see what anon means
>>1546611it has pretty much nothing to do with subticks, throwing all nades is just now bugged because of the way they implemented jumpthrows; the nade will bend for 8 ticks from movement even after you have thrown themYou almost never come across this with "normal" lineup throws or linear jumpthrows, but here taking that one step *after* throwing the nade makes it magically bend like a fucking curveball. Yes it's a bug, it's unintended side effects from jump throws not meant to effect ground movement.
>>1546625>not meant to effect ground movementaren't there lineups that require going sideways, and forwards, and which are meant to be affected by the way they implemented jump throws?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>1546671My question is: how the fuck does he do it? Does he pump air into his rectum or something?
i was unaware of this video, but i've watched it now so you can all be aware of ithttps://x.com/FartMarster/status/1747612203996283378
>>1539639>still no n0k0kek kekekekekekkekeke
>>1545779zAAz big assthank you for big ass turkey
>>1546703Is ANa still good? She was actually pretty hot
>>1546664You're not getting it.Movement and jumping affecting throwing nades is intended behaviour and worked that way in csgo too. Curving throws is not a bug in itself.However, what is unintended buggy behaviour inherent and new to cs2 is how your crosshair and movement can affect the throws direction (curve) for 8 ticks *AFTER* you've thrown it. And *NOT ONLY FOR EASIER JUMPTHROWS*, but also just for throwing a nade in a straight line and strafing after it. It's a minor bug that happened to play a large role in the last round of a close major final.valve pls fix
I knew something was off when shiro won a clutch in a big gameof course he needed a bug to win it
>>1544123zontix my stoic goat
>>1544140Nigga stop hating brown people, I have a stiletto and I've never gloated about any of the skins I have.
>>1544155For me it's stiletto and gut knife. Those who know, know. Though currently I'm rocking a talon (the knife, not the team).
>>1544487Based foodchad, we keep on eating.
>>1544620>>1544632>>1544638>>1544639>>1544641>>1544913Not a single one of you niggas called out the top 1 fraud - fraudice. He literally made excuses just to skip the major. I wonder how much longer he can coast by just with his previous reputation.
>>1545249>i think not more than 5 people in total are workingBuddy, there's 1 intern working part time on CS. He was hired to work on deadlock but sometimes works on CS out of pity.
>>1545391>>1545403incels
>>1546525>>1546529>>1546544Mindbroken!Stay seething!
>>1545831hoe should've left it to her social media manager he cooked >>1543678, this bitch just comes off as an incel
>>1546708yes, all movement with throwing a grenade has been changed to make it consistent like old binds were, so it can be used in set grenade throwsi used to have forward, left and right jumpthrow bindsthe current behaviour doesn't seem like a bug, because that's how it was designed. it's the same as if he was setting up to throw a normal nonjump smoke and accidentally scroll wheel jumped, a misplay
>>1546743>the current behaviour doesn't seem like a bugyou keep bringing up jumpthrows as an example when the whole point is that the bug behaviour extends to looking/strafing that has nothing to do with jumpthrows. I've seen zero examples of this 8-tick glitch being used for anything on its own (that isn't jumpthrowing), because it's just a clumsy vestige of a patchwork solution, to a problem that didn't need solving.It's 100% a bug, even though it comes up rarely. Now it came up at the worst time.
>>1546743literally no one uses specificially that 8-tick window for throwing anything, it's just there because it was how they made jumpthrowing easier/more consistent without bindsand it does fuck with people who move quickly in a clutch since the nade behviour bugs out
>let go of grenade>strafe>grenade follows your direction mid air>this is somehow not a bug
>>1546732i was going to >defraud but figured he was actually a competent awper unlike the other two in my post
>>1546802>works like that every time>it is in game for a long time >it happened to shitky not a bug but a skill issue
>>1546792the whole point of bringing up jumpthrows is that it's movement in combination with throwing a grenade. it's not extending to strafing, because that's also movementand the problem did need solving cause valve doesn't want jumpthrow binds in the game, and pros need a way to consistently throw grenades
sp0r0t needed literal bugs to winfraudulent bug major confirmed
>>1546827>works like that every time>it is in game for a long timeThis actually describes a lot of bugs tebayeyh
>>1546843>deliberately changed to work like thatdoesn't sound like many bugs
>>1546525no because they would've won anyway
>>1546802skill issue
>>1546865anon, they were one bug away from the most spectacular choke of the year
>>1546671when did 3kliksphilps say he liked farts?what's the lore here exactly?
>>1546899zontix still would've lined them up and won though
>>1546904sadly because of the bug we will never truly knowthis major win will always have an asterisk after it
>>1546907only for you, everyone else sees that faze lost on their own skill issues
>>1546909nta but the common opinion seems to now be that the last round was tainted because of the bug
>>1546911maybe for the 2 guys here and nowhere else lol
>>1546911Sure you aren't lil bro, stay seething!
>>1546909spirit was gigachoking before they got bailed out by that bug mate
>>1546915>actul schizopostingmedsnow
>>1546917>20 year old bug is the reason we lost!>not coneding 12 rounds before it!the cope is incredible
>>1546922>20 year old bugoh you're just a clueless baitposter I see
>>1546924whatever helps you fazesissies sleep, gotta win 13 rounds not 11
>>15469003kliks has another channel called fartmasterallegedly? it's probably been confirmed by someone doing csi but i don't remember
>>1546927channel has been removed
i'm a spirit supporter because of donk but I gotta say seeing that round was won because of a bug puts a bit of a damper on the whole wina deserved ot would've been kino and I believe spirit would still have won itseeing the major end in a wet fart of a bugged round is actually kind of shit ngl :/
>>1546940hey buddy don't be down, faze lost it well before the final round, it didn't really matter in the end.
>>1546943but it was not before the final round, it was round 24 going into ot
>>1546948yeah but whatif ropz missed his jumping awp shot, then they lose even before that.
>>1546953he didnt
>>1546955just like broky didn't throw his smoke right
>>1546956youre right it was bugged
>>1546958yet somehow despite the millions of smokes thrown before, nobody realized it?unlikely, he just messed it up and they lost, simple as.
>>1546963some bugs are rarely consequentialanyways man I just want bug free finals and a bug free game both for myself and for the pro games I watchthe nade bug just makes the game worse
>navi team of the year despite disastrous second half
>>1546969nerves just got the best of him i guess, skill issue.
>>1546974>bug just got the best of him i guess, bug issue.ftfy
>>1546975>throwout the major, nobody else missed a smoke like brokyskill issue
>>1546987throughout, nobody threw a bugged smoke*
>>1546987>if a make this shitty strawman maybe no one will noticeanon pls...
>>1546991>broky is the ONLY ONE who missed this smoke, it's a game issue and not a him issuekkkkkkkkkkk
Broky could have just shot shiro in the head But he didn’tOh well
>>1546992>I'll just keep repeating and beating this same strawman I made upanon you could be better if you tried
>>1546931it was reborn
>>1546987they likely did, it just didn't end up as important as this one
>>1547000whatthefuckanglos were a mistake
i'm a vitality support because of zywoo but I gotta say seeing that major was won because of shit opponents puts a bit of a damper on the whole wina deserving run would've been kino and I believe vitality would still have won itseeing the major end in a wet fart of easy teams is actually kind of shit ngl :/
>>1547000what the fuck this is retarded
i'm a na'vi support because of jL but I gotta say seeing that major was won because of a missed clutch puts a bit of a damper on the whole wina deserving run would've been kino and I believe na'vi would still have won itseeing the major end in a wet fart of a missed shot is actually kind of shit ngl :/
I'n a spirit fan and I'm happy :)
i'm a faze supporter because of karrigan but i gotta say seeing that round was lost because broky missed his 1v1 puts a bit of a damper on the whole loss a deserved ot would've been kino and i believe spirit would still have won itseeing the major end on a wet fart of a failed clutch is actually kind of shit ngl :/
>>1547011>>1547018>>1547029actually mindbroken>>1547028actually based
>spirit no roster changesmagixx chads stand up
Spirit on top, fags stay seething, life is good
I'm a faze supporter but I'm glad Spirit(faze's father)btfo faze again in a grand final and made karrigan cry again.Sad! Many such cases!
>>1547082incredibly based
Damn, ropz changed a lot after loosing that grand final...
Spiritsissies falseflaggy~
Uhhhh... donksissies???
>>1547243ZAMN...the HRT is hitting fr
Fill me in on the latest roster rumors bros.
>>1547292Elige to McDonalds
>>1547146Just accept your defeat, poor little fazesissiycel...
>>1547317I'm not sure I believe that...
>>1547324It's actually Subway
>>1547347I heard Elige is joining Vitality to join his bald brother xqtzzz
https://www.hltv.org/news/40570/short-news-week-51#f28nabros we're fucking BACK
>>1547374Tier 1 is NA clay once again
Sold my fagiletto...:(
>>1547398Not the max red tippy ToT
>>1547436Yep, no more red tippy itt
>>1547439A sad day for /cs2g/. Press F or something like that.
>no more based red tippy poster>no more tier1 or 2 tournaments for 2025>most exciting roster moves is fucking BIGshould we just terminate magog for the rest of the year?
>>1547463>no more based red tippy posterI bought something else...
>>1547479Don't careIt was only funny the first time
>>1547487Where are we thinking that bald weirdo is going?G2 seems like an obvious choice if they just want a new nikoLiquid also, but apparently there's some bad blood between current players? (also, when are they gonna kick that ugly faggot yekindar? makes my piss boil that anyone considers him a good player)
>>1547491poorfag
SISTERSS!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6jhjjVy5Lshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6jhjjVy5Lshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6jhjjVy5Ls
>>1547521nothing like some kino to end the weekend
>>1547521well well well dickheads looks like i was right again, pay for esports or enjoy your gambling sites
>>1547359We need a full bald team.Elige, Grim, Taz, Taco, xqtzzz and just need one more.
>>1547588Nobody cares Richard go drink another bottle of whiskey and cry on twitter.
>>1547592Krimzzz
https://www.dust2.us/news/56384/esl-announce-ecl-overhaul-with-massive-format-changes-vrs-compliance
https://www.dust2.us/news/56379/breaking-vanity-begins-trial-on-fluffy-aimers-alongside-former-chaos-teammate
G2 +kyousuke
>>1547598Krimz is more likely to grow hair than leave Fnatic
>>1547521he's like god exposing this shit guysso this is confirmed, you are all corrupted
https://x.com/smartbackwards/status/1870888733215780913
>>1545958pigkraine also won 2 majors
just realized all achievements are removed from CS2, why did they do that? literally no fun allowed: the game
is magixx top 20?
>>1547654kyosuke can't leave til he graduates, he also said he's staying
>>1547710probably got fucked from new engine and it's just too low priority to care about yet
>>1547710>just realized all achievements are removed from CS2Apparently you didn't miss them
>>1547750just like the cheating amirite lads?!?!
>>1547851no
uh oh it was a smoke bug fraud majorspiritbros i'm not feeling so good...
do you anons watch fragmovies? I have a couple I want to make but can't get demo manager to work and its making me upset
>>1547865years ago
>>1547857Log off karrifraud
Why does liquipedia list the winner of Perfect World Shanghai Major 2024* asSpirit*?
>>1547924because they won thanks to the smoke bug
>>1547924Mickey Mouse runMickey Mouse BO3 finalsDonk microtoggledBroky’s monitor was actually off the entire series
>>1547924>>1547926It's warranted tbf
>>1546970The way the majors are run currently, they don't deserve a category of their own. They're not even S tier, more like A+ tier.
>>1547102y'allah......
>>1547924so people won't mix up fraudulent wins* with legitimate winners
>>1547521>tl;dr gambling in games aimed at children is bad
>>1547710>>1547765What are you guys talking about? CS2 still has achievements.
>>1547924where's this * on liquipedia? here are 3 spots they show the winner and there's no *https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Main_Pagehttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Perfect_World/Major/2024/Shanghaihttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Majors
>>1548111based triples of retardation
>>1548111but it was there, they hide it during special ziggers operation
>>1546970I cannot stop laughing how fluke there are>EWC final won against freshly assembled team >EPL s20 against team kebab (and they barely kwabbed this)>Rio final won against well known scene chokers>Copenhagen which was confirmed as fluke multiple times
>>1548118I think the showdown between flukers and frauds will go to the flukers this year howeverfluvi being team of the year is guaranteed
>>1548118>>1548128>get the most wins>get the most silver medals too (faze takes tie priority because majors though)>fluke(?)...w-what does fluke mean in this context?
>>1548143it just means they're a fan of another team
>>1547924>>1547926>>1547938>>1547946>>1548029
>>1548111he's just coping, nobody else is crying about this on twitter/hltv/reddit/etc, just this one anon
faze are finished
>>1548184damn...guess I didn't get my Christmas wish of 1 more year of the Faze lineupSo are they gonna move Frozen more towards ropz' positions and get a pure star rifler?I just hope my retard stays
>>1548184ngl lowkey sad, this faze team was goated. ah well it is what it is
>>1548184So are faze getting spinx or jimmy now?
>>1548184so now G2 are gonna miss out on Jimi and get stuck with Spinxgreat
>>1548184>ropzless fazeI will now root for your team
>>1548184+kyousuke or +jimpphat would be crazy. every other option is 2nd priority imo
damn, now spirit get another *bug *faced a dead team *
>>1548184faze kyousuke
can this kyousuke guy even speak english?
who cares?
>>1548224yes
this new vitality team is giga stacked. probably most firepower in team we've seen ever no? zywoo flamez ropz
>>1548232pretty much, and if they don't win everything next year, it's actually a flop
>>1548232it'll be extra hilarious when they bomb out
>>1548184>spirit literally ended careers and broke fazeholy BASED
>>1548238everyone was lamenting n0ko's swans song while an actually good player had his last event
-ropz-karrigan-broky-rain-frozen+kyousuke+s1mple+jimmi+magixx+JameTRVST ZE PLAN...
>>1548241who will they have in place before kyosuke joins?
>>1548207>>1548226IF this kyousuke dude is actually good as they hype him to be AND knows english well enough to truly vibe with the team, then I really wanna see it happen. I've always wondered what if someone with someone with insane talent like donk or m0nesy had karrigan igl, and this could be it>>1548238nah ropz was probably already leaving regardless. there were rumors before
>>1548242Elige
>the end of faze as we know it
>>1548245>to truly vibe with the teamYou sound like a faggot, faze management will sell their souls to get this guy
>>1548249I'm talking about team chemistry dummy. karrigan is the type of igl to go with the flow. if he's just a stoic with working english, it's not gonna work as well
>>1548238>ended careerswhat did he mean by this?
Uh-Oh! Fazesissies, I think your team is falling apart...
>>1548184damn unexpected as fuckgreat move from Vitality
>>1548253I'm not a faze fan but I wouldn't gloat before seeing their final roster for 2025
>>1548184honestly this is not that surprising (for faze). people have short-term memory and forget that faze sucked for like 80% of the year and before the major everyone was saying roster changes are overdue
>ropz will join Vitality on a free transfer following the expiry of his contract with FaZethis org is genuinely retarded
https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/1871213233585205705Check comments, it's literary over, faze are crumbling in front of our own eyes...
>>1548260I bet next you're gonna ask us to updoot your reddit account
>>1548259this is not the fault of the org, or anyone's fault per se. at the end of the day it's ropz's decision. on paper this vit team is stacked; it's understandable why he'd chose them over the aging faze roster
Karrigan>criesRopz>just leaves Broky>spends his Christmas in agonyRain>retiresFrozen>gets sold to RareAtom What an end...
kwab euromutts
CS2 needs more gun animation changes.
he's not wrong
>spirit mind raped faze in the first tourney of the year, causing them to choke in the first major>then mind raped them AGAIN in the last tourney of the year, causing them to destroy their rosterKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEKEKE
>>1548264>this is not the fault of the orgt. likeminded genuine retard ropz never stopped being an extremely valuable commodity other teams wanted. he signed a 2 year deal in 2022. if you don't want your expensive desirable players to wander off when they want a change of scenery then every year, one year before the end of their contract, you ask them to sign a 2 year contract extension. if they say no, you have a year to sell them and use the money to buy someone newtwo consecutive faze players have just waited a couple months for their contract to run out and walked away for free, and the last one talked publicly about how they didn't even make him an offer until like a month before his contract ended
>>1548282oh wait your right mb. figures, faze management is nonexistent anyway
bruh how is vitality paying, cuz like zywoo is already highest paid, and flamez and apex are top-dollar. now they add ropz
>>1548289they have like 3 or 4 gambling/skin sponsors so they're loaded with cash. regardless, ropz in yellow is gonna look so weird
Close your eyes and imagine jimi in for Mezzi as well This would have to be the most stacked team
if you're imagining a team and it doesn't have donk on it it's not the most stacked team
FaZe + Disco Doplan much???
>>1548290>ropz in yellowi wish they go back to yellow, they have white jerseys and a full black logo instead of the original
I've a fan that went through 2018-2021, so this aint even the worst. ggs
is donk the youngest hltv#1 ever?
>>1548289>apex are top-dollarbro whatapex is a replacement-level player
>>1548300The Woo will humble donk in 2025 with less pissraelis weighing him down.Jokes aside I'm only talking about what's possible, I doubt donk ever plays outside of a Russian team
>>1548307yeah but he's getting top dollar
>>1548297>>1548308you guys don't even let yourselves imagine -apexweird stockholm syndrome shit
-apex+hooxi
>>1548281why do you keep trying to make this about>spirit*
random question, but who would you rather include if you wanted to build the most stacked superteam rn: zywoo or monesy?
Jame is going either to FaZe or Vitality, whether you like it or not that's the reality that you will have to live in
>>1548327Jame's system doesn't work in a superteam, so not vitality. I highly doubt faze is getting rid of karrigan either
>>1548325the younger one
>>1548325neither
>>1548329>Jame's systemThere is no system, he was talking about it on his last stream
>>1548324it's spirit's fault, faze were in a rut for most the year after losing to them and now the team is falling apart after losing to them
>>1548334The system is sacrificing norbert whenever possible and jame saving the awp. Occasionally jame will passively hold the furthest angle he can find and bait his teammates (before saving again).A great system.
>>1548338the only real factor is>faze were in a rut for most the yearspirit* has nothing to do with it
>>1548341yeah i'm sure getting stomped 0-3 and losing your home major immediately after are complete coincidence lol
>>1548339Well, looks like he will have to sacrifice ropz from now and on, Jame Time babyyyyyyy!
>>1548342they beat spirit at the first major unless you forgot
>>1548345yes they got extremely lucky scraping by before collapsing
did faze even win a tourney this year? all i remember is them losing
>>1548349Chengdu
>>1548349They won IEM Chengdu
>>1548345why do you think he still seethes about them
faze more like fadez
>>1548345yeah but then they lost, so did they really get over the mental hurdle?
>>1548351>>1548353does that count
>>1548345>degster patsi s1renthey didn't beat spirit they beat spirit*
>>1548359wait I'm retarded
>>1548362we knew
>>1548359at least you got the names right even if it was unintended
how can this be real
>>1548184More like vita are finished
https://x.com/vitality_neo/status/1480259145760743430UHHH BROS? How did he know in 2022
>>1548184NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMy favorite team is going to die. ropz please debunk this...
godky bros... what will we do
>karribot>botky>botzen>rain>????faze are DONE
>>1548367>missing the valve ranking system approved launders lanshit list
>>1548389ZywOo's first ever HLTV game on record was with ropz in a mix team, I believe they've know each other for a long time
It's time
>>1548499kek
>FaZe just forgets about twistzz's contract, he leaves>forsen>FaZe just forgets about ropz's contract, he leaves>rain retires>broky goes into deep depression because he lost all his bros, starts taking meds and never makes ballsy plays anymore>karrigan senile callsI guess this is it... This is how the story ends for my heroes, no happy ending...
>Waaaaaaaaaaa
>>1548508Seriously, is FaZe management non-existent or totally incompetent? How do you just let top talents like Twistzz and ropz leave like this.
>faze
>>1539800>>1544748>>1548508Why is everyone acting like it's completely FaZe's fault for Twistzz leaving? He chose to leave.
>>1548521A TOASTfaze are finally finishedcounter strike is saved
>>1548499he looks way less dead inside in this photo
>>1548541>alrighte, breake time is over>*pulls out tec9*
falcons broky
Falcons-magisk+twistzz+ropz+broky+karrigan+broky
>G2 apparently sent offers to flameZ, Jimi, and now ropz. And all three refused.LMAO
>>1548573>worst coach in tier 1 cs>worst igl in tier 1 cs>probably among the worst management in tier 1 cs since they hired bothany sane person would refuse
>>1548585>worst igl in tier 1 cschopper is in G2 now?
>>1548587no
>>1548587>the igl who can win a major with one good player is worse than the igl who can't even get to the grand final with a top 3 rifler and the best awper in the world
>>1548590Ah I see, so snax is a shit IGL because he can't win a major with a top 3 rifler and chopper is a good IGL because he can win with the literal best rifler of all time.You could swap chopper for snax at the major and it wouldn't even change the outcome, they won because magixx lifegamed hard. There were 0 strats that saved that match, only firepower.
>>1548605>only firepowerbased and true
>>1548573I'm hoping they're back in for Jimpphat now that m0NESY is officially staying, surely when him and ropz are available you can't miss out on both. surely.
>>1548573>>1548587as a star, why the fuck would you join g2 if m0nesy is out the door in a year or less?hunter is ass, snax is ass and a bad igl, taz is clinically retarded, malbs is very good but there are other teams with 2 or more good players>>1548605>You could swap chopper for snax at the majorsnax doesn't speak russian, dummy
>>1548635>karrigan saves elige, elige saves karrigan>leaves 2 years later with a major, becomes an igl on col saving napvre sovl incoming
>>1548635>>1548637I think we need X GOD for these types of shenanigans...
>>1548573how mad is m0nesy??
>>1548184FaZe sissies..Sp1r1t buckbroke us..
Occasional reminder CS2 Premier mode "season 1" is still going, 1.5 year after the game fucking launched.
>>1548674who cars
We are not done with you, fazesissies...You already know who's out next...
So why are r*ssians so obsessed with sissy porn?
-XTQZZZ-apEX+karrigan (coach)+brokyZywOo to riflemezii to IGLThe essence of FaZe lives on
>>1548695>The essence of FaZe lives on>no rainNo.
>>1548697rain will replace FlameZ in a few years and become the oldest Major winner ever
Just gonna leave this one here...
is it over for crygan?
>>1548735JiJieHao awaits...
Why is CSGO even a thing? I played CS:S and I got bored after like a week of playing it.
>>1548737>CSGOWhat?
>>1548737>Why is CSGO even a thing?it isn't
Karrigoat to local heroes
NAbros hold fastIt’s coming
>>1548759what is
>>1548761juggernaut
>>1548761Danger Zone
>>1548761elige to falcons
>n1ko>1why does he have a 1 when he's never won a majorname should be nik0
>>1548761The Amazing Savant...
>>1548184Vitality twitter account basically confirmed it it's joever
Last night, my High school sweetheart of two and a half years broke it off with me (M20)with her main reason being she wanted to pursue being a stripper/sex worker and stated some emotional bullshit reasons as well that we had never had a serious conversation about, but Stripping and sexwork obviously was really the main reason. Shit sucks you know, but I called my buddy who was getting one of my Christmas gifts with her(I asked for a CS skin for Christmas and asked him to help her get it so it didn’t ruin the surprise) and he has my ft almost mw inheritance still. So I guess I got a whore out of my life and a FT inheritance. Guess I’m glad it happened though, better than happening when we started a life together.
so true
Reddit or hltv copypaste, call it
>>1548799>I called my buddy who was getting one of my Christmas gifts with her(I asked for a CS skin for Christmas and asked him to help her get it so it didn’t ruin the surprise) and he has my ft almost mw inheritance still. So I guess I got a whore out of my life and a FT inheritance. Guess I’m glad it happened though, better than happening when we started a life together.I have no idea what half of those words mean in that contextSorry about your whore ex though
>>1548289The fact that it's a free transfer probably has a lot to do with it. FlameZ was also for free iirc.
>>1548807Btfo
>>1548861dude got ratiod HARD
>>1548807>>1548861>He was loved by 100% of the CS communityMan I love me some cocomelon level content
>>1548932Does this option even do anything? I keep getting recommended shit I don't want to watch even after I tell YouTube to fuck off with it.
>>1548943It does. Just be careful about what you click on and tell Youtube when you start getting recommended videos you don't want. I've trained the algorithm well on my end and generally get good recs for music and videos
>>1548944I keep getting 0 view lets plays for shit I don't care about.
>>1548947That sucks. I'm not saying it's perfect. There's always one or two shitty recs for me too, but most are relevant to what I watch.
>>1548932Z
>>1548932I saw that video and in 1 hour and 10 i think zont1x didn't talk more than once even though he was in almost every scene
>>1548996i was very surprised to hear his post game interview say "this is the best environment and team for me"every vlog and match seems like he'd rather be anywhere else.
>>1548998good, cut his ass and +kyousuke
>>1548998i think he's just camera shy but tries to play it off by playing nonchalant he's sort of like young broky
broky my forsaken goat...
broky my retard goat...
broky my losing 1v1 vs shiro goat
broky my missing smokes goat
so, when does the 1,5 minute supershitum video drop?
nobody knows how to properly define what "eye test" is except for me
>>1549012kyousuke lost to shadowkek and buster today, it's over for him
i'm off for two weeks for the holidays does anyone want to play premier
donk while really fucking good is also a one trick as it's easier to spray long range in this game because of the tracers. Spraying is insanely good in this game at medium/long-ish range if you can handle the pattern when it's one tracer per bullet
https://www.hltv.org/news/40608/top-20-players-of-2024-introductionthis is your last chance to post nonretroactive top 20 predictions
>>1549118donk is top 1 and the rest do not matter
>>1549118actually i locked in on hltv, i will gloat if its close and never post it if im wrong
>>1548943I blocked Athlean X years ago and haven't seen one of his videos recommended since.
>>1549132>he's not doing his facepullsoh no no no
Christmas coming early for G2 fans tomorrow
>>1549147is christmas what you call your boyfriend
>>1549147more dilation?
>>1549147it's christmas tomorrow for nordic niggas doe
>>1549151that can only mean one thing
vitality's spending bill/wages must be enormous. they recently bought the two best valorant players, and now they get ropz as well. zywoo is also apparently the highest-paid cs player too
>>1549147Christmas is tomorrow
>>1549152humongous if true
why was navi so shit at the major?
>>1549166Every single major win after Boston has been fraudulent.
>>1549166They weren't that shit except the Spirit game, they were just not at their best and Heroic played really wellEvery big team had some real shitty events, Vitality was last in Katowice, Spirit was terrible in Cologne and probably the worst top 6 showing of the year with G2 in Rio, Mouz went out in groups at EPL etc.
>>1549166jL
>>1549174jLoser will never be the mvp of another important tournament
>>1549172only -5 rounds so not that badfaze were actually -18
>>1548684>a nation of serfs dominated for centuries by different heavy-handed leadersgee I wonder
>>1549166regression to the mean
>>1549166jL had his worst event in navi jersey, wonderful kept whiffing sitters, b1t was mediocre at best and iM being their best player otherwise did perhaps the dumbest peek of the whole major causing them to lose a bo1 upset. Aleksi topfragging is always a sign of something being wrong.The most popular theory has just been fatigue & burnout since it looked like their players just forgot which way to hold a mouse. I give them three events to bounce back or start making changes.
>>1549195>fatigue & burnouti think the schedule will cause teams to have to pick and choose tournaments sooner or later 2025 is looking PACKED
>>1548932Kek the troon seething. Spirit won, Ziggers won. Stay seething!
>>1549166They just are
>>1548684>>1549189>ImplyingWestern faggots can't stop bringing up gay porn and projecting it to everyone else lol
>>1549171?
>>1549195>looked like their players just forgot which way to hold a mousethey were too used to the mickey variety
>>1549212>Call the other side fags>Y-you must lovefag porn!Brain worms
>>1549214>If you call other people a faggot y-youre the one thats gay!Yeah ok buddy, I also like how you're an expert of gay porn specifics KEK
This reddit tourist doesn't know basic 4chan culture? Fucking newfags.Go back.>>/Reddit/
>>1549207>>1549213Try to pick one lie and stick to it
>>1549219>No rebuttalI accept your concession.FaZe lost Sp1r1t won. FaZe fall off is delicious)))
was cs created is russia? Is the ownership and management russian?uh oh I think it's time for defenestrations for collaborating with western influences
>>1549222Valve is american
>>1549221>is exposed by contradicting lies>cannot argue for eitherI accept your concussion :)
>>1549225>Contradicting liesFeel free to point them out fagboy+Meds
>>1549222cs was unironically created by some viet gook
>>1549228gooseman built it with cliffe, on the massive groundwork of valve (and the quake engine before that, created by id)
>>1549228It's actually much, much worse......he was CANADIAN!
>>1549226stop shitting up the thread mate, you were already exposedcome back stronger after christmas
If FaZe has rain, ropz, karrigan, broky and twistzz then I am a fan.If FaZe has rain, ropz, karrigan, broky and frozen then I am a fan.If FaZe has rain, karrigan, broky and frozen then I am a sad fan.If FaZe has broky and frozen then I am a very sad fan.If FaZe only has frozen I will kill myself.
>>1549235Cope+meds
Thank you FaZe for giving Sp1r1t 2 of their greatest victories. Happy disbanding!
>>1549276>spirit*>victories*
>>1549299FaZexister having a lil melty kekkRopz status?
>>1549329Remember how you were coping about r*ssians not being into trannies?
falconbros...
>>1549355what's niko thinking rn?
>>1549355kek
>>1549334????Take your meds faggot
>>1549364Nothing
>>1549355Falcons might be cooking for once
may as well get arrozdoce too, falcons
why is simple so washed?
>>1549355>>1549364What did he do to deserve all of this?
>>1549355Holy shit tier 5000
>>1549355https://www.hltv.org/news/33322/akimbo-roster-signs-with-falconshttps://www.hltv.org/news/36502/official-falcons-announce-launx-mhl-boros-additionshttps://www.hltv.org/news/37795/sunpayus-maden-magisk-complete-falcons-rostersurely this time
>>1549475his cheats didn't carry well into CS2
>>1549355>24 year old literal boomer>rising star
>nikoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
niko noko more like no major tho
I don't care about a single of the EOY rankings. I watch CS to be entertainedLet's make a 2024 top10 entertaining teams (on the server, not outside drama - Astralis wins that easily)On the top of my head, in no specific order:>G2Somehow managing to win just by pure firepower even though they make the most simple and sometimes retarded calls was really entertaining. They also have monesy who is always good for some insane highlight moments>FazeYou all know why. Insane plays and bullshit rounds and incredible comebacks. They somehow make it a close map no matter if they're playing a top5 or a top30 team.>Spiritdonk's crazy pop offs alone makes them a contender. But the way his team is so insanely inconsistent just makes it the more exciting. You never know if someone else on the team has a good match, but if none are, there's a good chance they get their shit pushed in, even if donk topfrags
>>1549495> it's so unfortunate that the greatest rifler in CS history went 0.88 vs C9 at Boston, missed 3 deagle shots vs s1mple with back turned, dropped 0.95 in G2's elimination map at Antwerp, went negative in the loss to GamerLegion in the Rio RMR, went 14-23 in map 3 vs fnatic in the 1-2 game at Paris, finished 15-17 on the deciding map of the Copenhagen semi-final, and 17-21 on Nuke at Shanghai. So unfortunate, one day for sure NiKo will stop being so unlucky and finally win a major.
>>1549583flyquestliquidheroic3dmax
>>1549597One more superteam bro, I promise he'll win the Major
>>1549355Wtf is going on with your font dude
>>1549583Just FaZe.
...
>>1549696>Twistzz barefootBased or cringe? I feel gross walking barefoot on hard floors
>>1549061I stopped playing for like a month and I can't fucking spray anymore, I whiff even the easiest kills. it's so depressing.
>>1549699shut the fuck up american
>>1549699>I feel gross walking barefoot on hard flooris this some weird fucking european thing? never heard of this.
2024 was the low in danish cs2, time to buy and go bullish for 2025
>>1549696Please come back... both of you...
>>1549707The two Euros are (rightfully) wearing socks inside though
>>1549742device just got engaged, if she cheats on him like all 3dpd do, dane dog cs is done
>>1549742not so fast
>>1549706I used to be pretty decent at spraying in CSGO but CS2 just raped me completely. Been over year now and I still couldn't adapt to this game.
https://www.hltv.org/news/40610/jackz-announces-free-agencyYOOOOOOO
>>1549754Subtick murdered meI can’t even bhop
What's up with 3kliksphilip filming himself farting, that's so weird bruh
>>1549808HOW IS HE SO GOOD?
Are community servers still kill in CS2?
yo "na revival any day now" guy, check out elevate's new na core
>>1549916oh no! who will sign timbercucks incel loser now?
Give it to me straight lads. Falcons is doomed to another year of mediocrity right?
>>1549924NiKo is going to do something bad to himself this Summer...
>>1549921>incelI think the chinless hapa dude was fucking a female cs prothere was some (shopped?) leak where he was making fun of the trains on her team
>>1549928My crack pipe theory is that he has some clause in the agreement in the contract he signed with Falcons that he is allowed to pull out if they fuck up the roster.
>>1549930>fucking a female cs prochuds are always chasers huh
>>1549928he already did
>>1549933female (female)
https://www.hltv.org/news/37443/niko-to-stay-with-g2-in-shock-u-turn
NiKo to FaZeEliGE to FaZe__
>>1549967elige is to bitchmade for faze 2bh
>elige is to bitchmade for faze
bitchmadeinc
>>1547865>>1547866i only like the ones that aren't over edited
>>1550016like a highlight video?
>>1550000checked
>>1550020i guess or music video? i hate the cod style over edited blur , prefer good music and clip selection
>>1550000>>1550004I don't get it, that's exactly what karrigan does
>>1550048elder abusehow could donk do this
>christmas eve>want to play cs but don't want to look like that loser playing cs alone on Christmas Eve
>>1550051now you're just that loser posting on 4chan on christmas eveat least its anonymous i guess, but i'll remember you
>>1550051life is too short to care about things like that anon, do what you like but not too much
>>1550000checked and true
>>1550051Why are you alone on Christmas EveAnyway you might as well play what you want, who cares
>>1550051You're probably alone anyway so you may as well enjoy being alone
>>1550096yes but being surrounded by other alone people playing cs at 2am on christmas morning makes it worse
>$7 skin from weekly dropneat
>ch0k0 abandons his cousin and the best awper in the world but it's ok because unlimited oil money will just allow them to buy the best players, right?>they're instead going the quentin tarantino route and buying underappreciated players for cheap because no prominent tier 1 players want to join the clown fiesta org>ch0k0 doesn't even have a CHANCE at a major anymore and his legacy will be reduced to "the best player who never won a major and just gave up"thank you based oil sheikhs and god for making this happen. it was the funniest outcome possible
>>1550221Guradian is still the best player to never win a major.
>soon danish CS will be subsumed into NA CS NAbros… we’re so fucking back
>>1550004He looks like a boiled egg
interz bros, we are so back... again
>>1550339nooooooooooooooooooooo
>>1550339how does he do it
zywoozers....
It's outhttps://www.hltv.org/news/37857/top-20-players-of-2024-dexter-20
>>1550430damn I had him at 19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZqfWvQD4lA
its over
>>1550376>>1550528get an ad
is there any stats on how much different pro players get dropped? like in $ per round.it would be interesting to see much different awpers "cost".
literally who
>>1550554weird pick but he was robbed last year when he actually deserved it so it's fair in the end i guess
>>1550554Probably something like the 5th or 6th best AWPer out there
>>1550584Grim.
>>1550593Let's be honest the AWP tier list looks something like this:m0NESYZywooshirowonderfulAfterwards you've got guys like 910, degster, broky and torzsi duking it out over the next few spots.
>>1550554the definition of mid
>>1550607Yea. Grim.
>>1550611We need s0mple back in the game.
>>1550619>>1550593
>>1550622gonna cry incel
>sex with freya
faze xertion
>>1550625Understandable but have you considered>sex with sjokz
>>1550607Sniperfags get the rope
>>1549779I don't think anyone can bhop
>>1550648I appreciate Snax for making sure his hand is in the frame. Zywho could never.
I don't have a twitter so fill me in on the spicy roster moves anons.
>>1550669hungarians look like THAT?! so fvcking aryan..
>>1550669Is kyousuke actually good or is it just an hltv meme?
>>1550672He's matched donk's academy stats, enough to warrant a real team already at least
>>1550685But surely Spirit doesn't pull a second donk out of their ass?
>>1550669pretty good list, where is this image from?
Faze down!
>>1550672he is, but he will probably stay in TSA at least until this season's summer break
>>1550704You mean until Falcon is really desperate and willing to fork over a couple million for him?
remember when csgog actually played cs
>>1550719No.
>>1550719i would play if CS2 wasn't so shit, i turned it on today and i died post-jiggle 2 times in the first 5 rounds, and im not even on high ping. not to mention movement still feels like shit no matter what FPS you got. this game is literally only worth playing if you are pro, aspiring to be pro, or completely new to CS so you don't know any better.but i agree it's boring without actual game talk and only esports, pretty sure it's not even within the official rules of this board
>>1550719Do you want me to post about my terrible spray control instead of esports?
>>1550752yes
>>1550752I want you to post your inventory and talk about skins here
>>1550719After some random CS 2 patch I went from 300+ fps to sub 60. So why would I play it?
>>1550750>>1550775you fags all stopped playing way before cs2 don't pretend that's the issue
>>1550669goated mix of who fucking cares + dogshit (except kyousuke and heavygod)
>>1550695My Twitter https://x.com/statsmeister1/status/1871987502640447794
>>1550719back when cs was actually good? great times
>>1550528this thread is for cs2 esports not your tinder results
>>1550815>aimware
what are we supposed to do during the player break
>>1550874Play the game :)
Should an IGL be able to make the Top-20 with the merits of their leadership and team success? Aleksib is absolutely a Top-20 player in terms of value. Maybe we need another list of the Top-20 most valuable players in the world.
Should a player be able to make the Top-20 with the merits of their fanbase and org fiscal success? FalleN is absolutely a Top-20 player in terms of value. Maybe we need another list of the Top-20 most valuable players in the world.
>>1550902>Should an IGL be able to make the Top-20 with the merits of their leadership and team success?They should, but HLTV only looks at fragging so it's not gonna happen unless they completely revamp their criteria
What other guns for this feel? Working on a Chatterbox, otherwise not really sure what fits. Preferably high tier stuff.
>>1550902yea as soon as you can turn that into a number
>>1550913What feel? Grunge?
>>1550915tetanus, grunge, rusty, homeless, etc
>>1550920Hmm that's a tough one, cs skins don't actually have good themeing potential outside of colors imo
>>1550902retarded post. finns and finnfans are a pox on this earthhow would you tell that aleksib was responsible and not im midrounding or blad3 coaching or some faceless analyst who made 50 strats and figured out the opposition's crucial weakness? you can't hear comms and even if you could there are languages the judges would never be able to understand like mongolian
>>1550874Shitpost.
tyloo has lost another player and now down to 3 starry has joined lynn visionstarry went from lynn vision to tyloo back to lynn vision in the past year
thorin says vertigo is bad
>>1550998he's just latching onto all pro teams refusing to play it
Vertigo is good and pros are too dumb to appreciate it.
>>1550924>cs skins don't actually have good themeing potential outside of colors imoExcept for weeb/jap stuff. Almost every weapon has a skin for that.>>1550760I have an AK Phantom Disruptor and an M4A1 Leaded Glass, both factory new with G2 autograph stickers.
>>1550998And he is right.
>>1550902What this anon said >>1550927Also, would you want chopper on the top20 list? Or snax if G2 won the major?IGL is a thankless job and that's OK. Fans, analysts and players know which IGLs elevate their teams. We don't need some stupid number to tell us who's good
kyousuke will HUMBLE donk
wonderful got that red tippy haircut
>>1551040>We don't need some stupid number to tell us who's goodOn that note: kyxsan has really surprised me. I didn't see why heroic would want him at the start of the year, but the whole team has just slowly gotten better for the last 6 months. Probably also helped that they finally got their awp'erThey lost thundercock to mongolz, but at every other tournament I remember they blew my expectations
>>1550927not a finn or finnfan but who the hell else can you consistently attribute navi's success *inside* the server to?also I'm not saying igls should get into hltv top20, we have igl of the year award+nominees for that already
>>1550998it's a room-temperature takeit's the worst map in cs
>>1551046Respectfully bussin' cut my boy got on him.
>>1550913the flashback skins
>>1550913>>1551099also the oxide blaze has that rusty look
>>1550619damn she's just as ugly as him
habbenin
>>1551046>Hey xisters
who's 19th?
>>1551247elige
absolutely DEMOLISHED
:B1:
>>1551194RIP
wonderful is a good boi and did nothing wrong
>>1550619ZYWOO SISSIES?? https://x.com/rbradau/status/1871342547471405193
>>1551282what THE FUCK
>>1551194https://x.com/messioso/status/1872327772326236628Already debunked
>>1551282Hahahahaha wtf
>>1550874post +kyousuke theories for every top 10 team
>>1550874watch world juniors
>>1551282this is why Spinx left the team
>>1549532he is also getting old, never good for reflex
>>1551282vitality era and you're laughing?
elige is in brazil and was playing with a few streamersmaybe he's going to a brazilian team
>>1551395robbed of top 10
>just play premier broNah fuck off with this shit game that's completely dead in NA
>>1551395
>>1551411cs was always dead in NA compared to EU ever since valorant came out
>>1551419so I'm just supposed to suffer? WHY DOESN'T VALVE TRY AT ALL TO GET FUCIING PLAYERS
the next few players will be iM, ropz, Nertz, Xantares (possibly they get Malbs and zont1x in there but i don't believe it) then all the top rated players will predictably follow up to m0nesy, ZywOo and donk.now that they have a real ceremony publishing articles kind of lost the meaning, just announce everything on the day of HLTV awards, like Ballon d'Or.
>>1551395>#19This is as far as you will go, USAsissies...
>>1551247>>1551248>>1551395
>>1551421anyone serious is playing faceit anyway, you will probably get more balanced matches there
>>1551433malbs should be like 12-14th yeah?same with twistzz
>>1551436I was speaking to usasissies, Canada and Guatemala bros are alright
>>1551437>Canada and Guatemalathose are part of the usa though
I miss csgo so much why can't I time travel back to 2014 and high school
I need a good high tier awp for these gloves but this is the best I could find. Maybe in mid-float BS? currently using a BS Exo but trying to get something a bit more flashy but still rusty/tetanus looking
1551448>>>/twitch chat/
>>1551448it starts to look like shit at like 0.9+, idk why the fuck people meme about the "green witch" garbage which is 3x cheaper and just looks worse
>>1551449ded thred, ded game, >>>/reddit/
>>1551448>buying 1k plus awp to match 50$ glovesGenius, and no you won't look like a based rusty hobo killer if you have a medusa LoL
what the fuck is float?
>>1551453I have rust knives for the larp, I couldn't find better looking gloves for the look other than caution for CT side
>>1551454The wear rating, which decides how fucked up your skin looks
>>1551457Is that a high float rust coat? Kinda looks like explosive diarrhea, but I respect the larp, also why is your agent black?
just grabbed this for FREE, later poors
It is so obvious now that Elige will move to G2
>>1551476How so?
>>1551472Why would he be white? He's supposed to be homeless and looking to shank you.
>>1551472And yeah they're both >0.95 iirc, above 0.9 the entire blade is covered. Rust looks much rustier in high float
>>1551481>>1551482ok, ok, I see, very based >>1551480Watch that forest gnome floms reaction video
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378134/team-overdrive-vs-team-evelone192-showmatch-csDonk vs kyousuke
>>1551487that's tomorrow
Bruh, bye bye NA!
>>1551489Col +lake???
complexity are actually folding their team, just finalizing the last transfers
why is na so bad?non-bait question. i'm genuinely curious.
>>1551495people here do not take games seriously, at all. we don't have the tism to grind 16 hours a day to increase our skill .01%
>>1551495pc gaming fell off harder in NA
donk has the highest cs2 esport earnings OF ALL TIME
uh guys, smokes keep disappearing in my gamelike they're literally not there and I can see people normallyI'm scared of getting banned, I got a collat through smoke last game and I didn't even realisewasn't this happening earlier this year because of a driver bug?
>>1551496can't be true since there's 3 majority NA big teams in Valorant
>>1551524who tf plays valorant?
>>1551522Imagine getting banned because game broke LoL!
>>1551522wtf kekway back when CS2 released i heard of smokes not rendering if you play on a really low end GPU, like laptop integrated graphics type shit4090 cucks in the mud kek
>>1551395robbed asl
New snowy dust is too cozy, just like the Shanghai Major!
>>1551538>>1551553updated my drivers and it seems fixed so farwas only happening for two games but if I get banned at least I have recordingsI watched the demo and it 100% looks like walling kek
>>1551411holy fuck....cs sucks in EU because russians are everywhere, but I've never seen a rating discrepancy anywhere near that bad badwhat are there? like 150 people playing in the US?
>>1551418>realwtf? he must be joking right?
>>1551624im not going to find it but the leetify thing showed it was like 1/10th the eu population
>>1551524That only proves his point lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13eiDhuvM6Yi hate this fag so much
>>1551645so why'd you post him here?i'm gonna assume you watched his video, at least some.
>>1551645This guy wouldn't be such a smart investigator pretendin', suspenders wearin', coffee drinkin' if he had a metal rod sticking out of his head
>>1551395unironically robbed
>>1551645Entire comment section is straight outta' reddit
>>1551645>>1551649>>1551659
>>1551645>broky's play-dough body at 8:30kek
>>1551667He really just let himself go didn't he?
>>1551670look at that gut and man titties
>>1551670i'm surprised more teams don't have players on training/diet regiments like pro sports
>>1551674i am fairly certain this used to be a thing and covid killed it
day 1 of praying for faze jimpphat or kyousuke
>>1551680they got elige
>>1551670broky before faze looked like the typical lanky east european. after he joined he legit got so fat
>>1551681the bald baby is probably going to g2
>>1551683no its -mezii +elige
>>1541669he streamed yesterday as the Major winner and MVP and had only a couple thousand viewers
elige top 5 rating, kpr, opening kills, adr, 1+kill roundsgay "team success" losers and blamef scamming the system ruined this list. hunter #13 2023 was the last straw>>1551050you know exactly what you could attribute it to, all the things that made aleksib a failure before he joined navi. teammates coaches analysts support staff front office whatever
holy fug kino incoming
>betboom tourneysbetboom such a funny name to me
>>1551395How have I never seen this picture before
>>1551706brain too big for skull
>>1551487kyousuke will teach d0nk and m0nesy how to play CS2
>>1551742>[steel] will be in a good team to showcase his skill under steelthis is why elige is the na goat
>>1551693Where's Flyquest?
>>1548761I am
>>1550998this, but also >>1551002there should always be a "no brain" map in the pool
>>1551692actual schizo post
>>1551833you already posted thatalso i asked if anyone wanted to play over the holidays and got no replies
>>1551742new young talent just dropped
>>1551919elaboratenothing there is particularly outlandish
holy fucking SHIT, you are all definitely fucked nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13eiDhuvM6Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13eiDhuvM6Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13eiDhuvM6Y
>>1551933Two more weeks until Valve collapses
>>1551930>fucking team success faggots!>but statfarming is also bad! (unless it's the handful of frauds overrated by delusional fans like me)>the guy who worked his way up with shit material to making a lackluster roster into the literal best team in the world is also a failure btwergo disjointed schizo babble
>>1551933nice just bought 10k more in skins
>>1551957mindless drone
>>1551971you sound broke
>>1551938someone itt was postulating that an igl should be a top 20 player, and last year the player with the 33rd best rating (sub-1.00 at 40% of events) was mid-top 20 because of a team peak at one event. this prioritization of team success is a bastardization of an award for individual formthis shift coincides with, and is partially prompted by players like blamef. if you intentionally run at ecos to farm opening kills (and opening kill success rate), multikills, etc. while baiting your teammates every round to lower your dpr then you are gaming the system and should not be rewarded for it. hltv were fine giving blamef #6 in 2020 with more than half of his playoff maps from a single event, but by 2024 they need a way to drop the statistically #3 rated player to #16. they won't fix their rating system by making it leetify-esque, and they like a veneer of objectivity, so they formalize it as a rule: "we need evps and mvps and playoff runs." elige is not an empty-calorie stats player. he has a red dpr stat, he takes 1.05x as many entries vs pistols as rifles, to blamef's 1.74x or apex's 1.8x or his own teammate hallzerk's 1.55x, he IS carrying his team, he's just carrying them from 40th itw to 15th. this is not a contradiction, it's a coherent through-line of a thought, and a story about goodhart's lawreading your third entry I now realize I've wasted my time as you're either illiterate or room temp iq. the public perception of aleksib pre-navi was that he had worked his way up and gotten a shot, yes, but that it was with g2. there he "proved he wasn't that guy," then affirmed by a terrible stint in nip. was he one of the top 20 LEAST valuable players for "failing these teams," i.e. a "failure" as I said? did he change completely and become 500x more valuable when he hit navi? or are there more factors in play (as mentioned in my post), making it difficult to isolate tactical and team success vs a list that should be "did you frag hard all year?"
>>1551957fuck off you are part of the problem
>>1551976I'm not reading all of that queer.
>>1551489>but I have never played on an EU team with the best players in the worldFalcons EliGE confirmed.
>>1552002>best players in the world>FalconsYou haven't heard the news?
>>1551933this is it, the end of csit's time to jump the ship guys
>>1552004Oh no... ewjerkz and jambo, WHO the fuck is jambo?
yeah I've seen enough. put that kyousuke guy on faze asap. his clips legit give prime niko vibes
>>1552010>WHO the fuck is jambo?The rising star of the hit sensation (Huak) PUA at the Shanghai 2024 Major.
>>1552010Draft dodger extraordinaire
>>1551976>schizo babble: triggered editionanon it's time you did some self-reflection
https://x.com/G2CSGO/status/1872262335286657523What did he mean by this?Image limit reached btw.
>>1552047I occasionally make a thread but I’m in a nice spot away from home, and i dont think a lookout view is a particularly relevant OP imageI believe that you can make the next thread anon. we’re counting on you
>>1552047that it's time for g2 to win a major after niko leaves
>>1551933https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1735304897470773.webm
>>1552091what is this
https://x.com/cs2news_en/status/1872562325028561035Kyousuke crosshair placement is crazyThis new generation who practiced on these peek practice things like yprac and refrag are going to be insane
>>1552093this is a webm of a cat. in front of the cat are some maccas burgers in containers, and a drink. the camera frames the cat, who looks disappointed, and it slowly zooms in. the cat eventually starts to turn away, and the webm ends
>>1552093Autism feeling
>>1552087Thank you for believing in me anon!NEW THREAD:>>1552104>>1552104>>1552104
>>1551395>LOOK AT THIS DUDE, OH NO NO NO NO
>>1552042it's not too late to learn to read, they have classses at your local community center
>>1551645I donated to his patreon because of this post:)
>>1551923post steam
>>1552174friend code is 1049651368
