Rest in Peace Red Tippy Edition>previous thread>>1552104>important linkhttps://www.hltv.org/
There should be more skinposting itt!
Bounty is gonna be interesting with a bunch of new teams that have barely pracced and a map that just got added.
>>1568456I'm more interested in how the format works out and what matchups we get.
>>1568453>skinpostingI respect that my drilla.
>>1568452more like rest in pieces of shit LMAO
>>1568479nahhhh got his ass lmao
>>1568453>>1568452>esports discussion
>>1568492I did not make the thread, retard, and skins are an essential part of the game and esports
NEW UPDATE IS OUT
>>1568501[ MAPS ]InfernoAdjusted clipping on stairs under balcony[ MISC ]Fixed offset discrepancy in legacy SSG08 model.Fixed stickers mask on legacy Dual Elites magazine model.Fixed Dual Elite pistol holster floating off the local firstperson leg model.Fixed a regression in grenade interactions with ragdolls.Fixed a bug where +attack2 and +lookatweapon composite binding could get silenced weapon into an inconsistent silencer state.
Liquid are an Asian team.
eligeyekindarjameperfectospinx
>>1568565no
What's up with all the FaZe hate recently?
>recently
>>1568573>recently
why'd you all talk about spray transfers and shit last thread when the most kino vertigo moment was the 2019 astralis punish pick
once in a lifetime
Is this true /magog/?
>>1568668>extremsland 2024>takes place in 2025?????
>>1568724hes right doe
>>1568724>It will be too much dramaTrue.>it would be impossible for players not to have sex with each otherCompletely retarded take.
kwabwatchkwab in 37 hours
just deranked to level 7
>>1568736still tony
>>1568724this is way zaaz (lebanese flag now btw) wears hijab. need to avoid such distractions
>>1568724get rid of women only leagues so men and women can play together, it's fundamentally retarded in esports for them to be separated and it will help level up girls that play on good teams
girls are literally incapable of competing with guys, that's why they need separate leagues lol
>>1568777I thought everyone knew this and was joking>>1568776the female goat isn't even 3k elo, "men's leagues" don't bar women
>>1568777the leagues were created to draw more women into esports. A female team will lose to a male team in most cases, but that's for other reasons imo. There's no reason to think you can't have a top team with a girl on it, they can be just as skilled and it would probably offer a completely different dynamic within the team that could give a competitive advantage too
>>1568789some people are definitely NOT joking, they actually believe females can compete>>1568790>There's no reason to think you can't have a top team with a girl on it, they can be just as skilledOBJECTIVELY untrue. females have slower reflexes than males, that's why they lose to any actual male team
>>1568790yea but the problem is Valve merged the rankings while having a women-only circuit, that's retarded and unfair towards the guys. i don't have a problem with a woman's league but they first need to remove the ranking.
>>1568790>that's for other reasons imo. There's no reason to think you can't have a top team with a girl on it, they can be just as skilled
>>1568800>OBJECTIVELY untrue. females have slower reflexes than males, that's why they lose to any actual male teamnot enough of a difference to actually matter in cs, if you're relying on reflexes in the first place you're doing it wrong>>1568802and they lose to male teams because men are generally better at decision making under high pressure situations, getting 5 women together to accomplish anything is a nightmare. You can absolutely be a top team with a girl on it as long as there's strong leadership, just like any other top team
>>1568809>if you're relying on reflexes in the first place you're doing it wrong
>>1568809why isn't there a female fpl star then. where's the female ropz plucked out of faceit with no team history
>>1568820there is one in na fpl keiti but they're trans and were blacklisted from esports because they tried to blackmail a valorant pro with nudes on a burner then used their real account to try get closer to the person they were secretly blackmailingbut they don't count and never made it out of challenger league
>>1568835lol I remember that troon
>>1568820much smaller pool of players, I've played with plenty of good players that are girls but they usually stick to playing with friends or try to maintain a social life
>>1568839>>1568790>There's no reason to think you can't have a top team with a girl on it, they can be just as skilled and it would probably offer a completely different dynamic within the team that could give a competitive advantage too>except they don't play cs in the first place, they don't have the competitive fire and drive, they don't care enough to prioritize cs, they have worse reflexes, they aren't good at decision making under high pressure situations, etc. I played with a girls that was really good in dmg one time thoughgreat, stop talking forever
>>1568847>brainlet unable to understand nuancemany such cases
>>1568851what nuance am I missingyou're saying women are disadvantaged physically and mentally compared to men, are disinclined to compete for biological and sociological reasons, and also have no player population to hit that 0.0001% chance of being donkmaybe you'll win the lottery, maybe buying scratch-off tickets is a smart idea. have you thought about playing the lottery?
just found out people were duping ibp and titan holo stickers secretly and selling them without telling thats crazy
>>1568873wait nvm i posted without watvching the video first but they are duping skins and guns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItwGisK6rtA
>>1568889you were right the first timeit's much harder for them to get away with duping the same skin because of float value which they circumvent by duping the sticker instead which can't be traced to a dupe
https://www.dust2.us/news/56706/dust2us-team-up-with-inui-for-50000-eagle-masters-series
>>1563762Still here buddy, happy new year :)
the important video is uphttps://youtu.be/Q2Cvmdv9GII
>>1568977thats just xantares peak
semphisbros...
>>1568504>Fixed stickers mask on legacy Dual Elites magazine model>legacy Dual Elites modelWhy does that shit still exist valve? Same for the USP?
>>1569075skincells ruin the game like they ruin OPs
>>1569076But the new USP model looks better than the old model. Surely the skin would look better on the new model?
>>1568911Surprised Twistzzz has never been top 20.
>>1569105>TwistzzzHe's Canadian lil bro.
>>1569107That's USA.
>>1569109Not quite yet tho.
>>1568977what the fuck this has been known since cs 1.6, are the new players actually this clueless?>"i'M nAmInG tHiS bOuNcEpEeK"No you clueless retard, it's just a proper wideswing, which csgo noobs knew also as "xantarespeek" or "ferraripeek" among other names.Smells like desperate clickbait content farming. Or then he's really just a retard.>10k hoursWHATUNINSTALLNOWYOU HAVE BRAIN PROBLEMS AND A LEARNING DISABILITY
>>1569118>csgo noobs knew also as "xantarespeek" or "ferraripeek"Sorry grandpa but its CS2 now and we call it a kyousuke-peek.
entertainment for the whole familyhttps://files.catbox.moe/3zklik.webm
These new ragdolls are great.
>>1569179what's new? I just noticed they fly like crazy in demos recorded before the update
>>1569181Basically you go flying when killed.
I absolutely loathe the way the current "official" DM servers are set up>spawn protection kills any flow and people just game around it hunting for a free headshot while you can only go hug a corner>people actually camp, sweat and tryhard and it's not punished (like with anti-camping options in csgo)>sry you can't have an ak, you're ctAnd the community server browser in cs2 doesn't work, I have to manually search for servers and manually connect to get some warmupat this point I find it better to just boot up a dm vs bots for some quick shooting
>>1569119actually it's called the semen-peek
>>1569195I don't get the joke.
>>1569193warmupserverpracccybershokeyou'll still get retards that tryhard and try to "win" though
>>1569210kyosuke is a known and self-admitted baker of semen
>>1569210kyosuke plays faceit with the name "SEMEN_SLURPIN"
Decided to play my first match of CS in ages. Think a guy on the other team had something wrong with his mouse cause he kept spinning all the time.
>>1569222In honor of your triples:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
>>1569218Chat, is this true?
It's funny seeing, again, all the eternal spiritual silvers, no matter their actual rank/level, giving their takes on how the new train works and should work in the highest level of play. With zero examples of pro play yet.I'm not saying I know how it will end up working or how it should be changed but at least I'm not just talking out of my ass on something I know nothing about either.I've seen the absolute opposite takes being given as the "obvious truth and prevailing consensus", given with the utmost confidence.And people who can't bother to learn two pieces of utility come complaining how the map is broken.
>>1569239currently a lot of the butthurt revolves around how the t:s get out of t-main faster than the ct:s get to peek main and how a t-rush is thus supposedly impossible to stopIt worked exactly the same in the earlier versions of train; if you didn't know how to throw some simple utility near A main at the start of the round the T:s could punish and wreck you round after round. It's like trying to take mid as T in mirage without knowing how to smoke window.There are already multiple powerful utility options you can throw as CT to contain the rush and punish the T:s hard as they get stuck around main/red, but that would require learning a simple lineup or two and, god forbid, possibly COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER PEOPLE, so obviously it's downright impossible for the average spiritual silvers.
i just don't see the reason why teams who are aiming to be at the top would play trainare teams really going to want to not spend time on shoring up the other maps to play a map that'll probably have like 50 changes before the major?
>>1569260having a guaranteed permaban makes vetoing against you much easier, the opponent gets to basically pick 2 comfortable maps for them to put it simply
>>1569263if all the top teams don't play it like they did with vertigo, you're not going into the tournament with a good map pool if you do play itthat time spent on train could be spent on something that would actually get played
>>1569263>>1569270like if you don't really play train and you have a permaban, you would essentially have a 5 map pool vs a top teams 6 map pool
>>1569270some teams might (perma)ban some more popular map, thus leaving them free to basically ignore the opponents permaban, apart from very light prep, and basically focus on one map less.Having a near 100% guaranteed permaban is a blessing for your opponent and they get to pick their best maps against you from the ones that are actually played.
>>1569263also not having a hard permaban gives you a significant advantage for bo5's
And before someone goes>but what if they prepped their permaban in secret and surprised everyone by picking it?Having next to no official game experience on a map is not going to help that go wellThere's a reason this is done rarely if at all.The risk for randomly picking your own permaban is larger for you than for the opponent to leave it at light prep.
Why is the default deagle skin literally the best looking one?No, it's not like this for any other weapon.
>>1569295Skincels are tastelets
>>1569295AK
https://www.hltv.org/news/40706/gamerlegion-sign-prWorthy replacement for FL4MUS?
>>1569310Can't agree.I've used a high quality modern "AK" (it was basically just black) and an older "classic" model that looked a lot like the default in cs2, irl.The older AKs are almost always badly overgassed so they were shitty to use and the default skin look is thus just imprinted in my mind as "inferior". Add a host of other QoL issues and it quickly removes any stars from one's eyes regarding the older AKs and their look.
NiKo will be washed in Falcons
NiKo needs monesy and malbs. Without them he is just another Magisk/dupreeh except he has 0 majors
also sh1ro should be #4, he has better stats than NiKo and won bigger tournaments, has more EVP's. jL is not even close to both, like not even in the same league. but of course RedditTV will put wholesome jL chungus and their precious ChoKo higher.
>>1569343>>1569348>>1569353posting this many times in a row is a sign of mental illness
im only afraid that those female teams disbands gonna cuck volvo to make some meme female major
>>1569378would be based
why should n0k0 even be top 20?like what's the actual argument?
what are the actual odds s1mple is ahead of donk in 2025?
>>1569178Why was his youtube channel taken down?
>>1569406which events is simple playing?
>>1569397Which riflers aside from donk are better? Keep in mind that NiKo looks to be the only rifler who can somewhat neutralize donk.
>>1569408>which events is simple playing?Chinese Valorant showmatches
>>1569409zontix, magixx, b1t, im, jl, aleksib and chopper at least won a major
>>1569413Yes but are the better players individually? The top 20 isn't a ranking of # of trophies won.
>>1569417n0k00 #1s 0 majors
>>1569417>responding to 0 iq bait
>>15694200 iq more like 0 majors lmao gottim
NiKo haters are going to have a real bad time when m0NESY links up with him on Falcons.
>>1569426monesy is going to play a lot better now that he isn't dragged down by n0k0no way he joins falcons
>>1569353nah m8 shiro was kinda mid + spirit is reddit's team
she's live!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXCQc5c5YIQ
CLOUD 9 ARE YOUR E LEAGUE MAJOR CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!
>>1569436reddit hates spirit, why are you lying?
reddit is 99% complexity/liquid or g2/faze fanswith a small fringe of mouz/astralis
>>1569442it should be me carrying her
>>1569452you forgot vitality
>>1569442cross-dressing should be a crime
>>1569452>>1569455LooooooooL! Spiritsisters can't stop, won't stop winning
>>1569451the biggest cs reddit literally has spirit in their main page title you lying cuckthey also had donk's picture there for a long timespirit has always been reddit's team
fullytorqued
>>1569463lmao it's truehttps://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/
>>1569463you could've posted a picture instead of lying, r/globaloffensive does not have their picture lmao
>>1569466see>>1569465
>>1569466gamerlegion chadswe ARE reddit's team
>>1569466lmao you got caught red handed, own it, spirit is reddit's own team, they have the spirit logo, donk's face and a donk thread on the landing page
Faze, Navi, Na and g2 and vitality sissies coping hard itt, LoL! You Love To See It. SaD!
>>1569466any sane person would use RES
>>1569472peak reddit
dang only 3 posts for the major winners?faze has 5g2 has 2>>1569470>they have the spirit logo, donk's face and a donk thread on the landing pagewhy talk all this shit instead of just showing us?
for
>>1569479faze is reddit's team, seems like every other post is about them
>>1569479no one cares about your gay screenshots, anyone who cares about reddit can easily verify these things for themselves from >>1569465It must be embarassing to end up as the butt of your own reddit joke
>>1569482>no one cares about your gay screenshotsthose screenshots are from the link though
spirit has always been reddit's #1 teamnothing new here
>>1569481>every otherNOT TRUEonly 9 posts of the top 25 from this month are about faze, the most of any team, see for yourselfreddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/top/?t=month
>>1569472
think we'll get to see faze lose another major this year?
I hadn't looked at le cs reddit for a whileit's amazing how much of it is is just spirit stuffTeam Reddit confirmed
is this how karrigan grieves the end of his career?
where can i find some team spirit discussion?there's nothing on here, reddit, or hltvanybody got a telegram link or something? i know russians use that more.
>>1569495i thought you were kidding.........
>>1569495TheGay.com
>>1569504>g2 fanpageaw man, you fooled me
why the fuck are people suddenly flying all over the map like Niko Bellic in GTA IV
Wow the team without roster moves isn't being discussed in the offseason
>>1569502here's one!
>>1569507>no uthis is what he is reduced toblindly seething at any tier1 team in hopes someone cares about them as much as he cares about spirit and reddit
>>1569512>no ui think you're confused [explains the link]i asked for a spirit discussion and you sent me a g2 page
>>1569510You don't understand.There NEEDS to be discusssion about spiritnot that there's anything to report, but there just needs to
why does reddit hate shiro?
shut da fuck up holy shit you're all so gay and retardedgames can't start soon enough
>>1569510>>1569512>>1569514doesn't this kinda disprove the whole point? if a team was loved it'd be talked about no matter what
>>1569515>already the opening post is a thinly veiled shiro glaze postanon I...
>>1569520the most active thread on reddit is literally a donk post atmare you having brain problems?
>>1569520>if a team was loved it'd be talked about no matter whatOnly the mentally ill feel the need to make a post about their favorite team just to suck them off.
FlyQuest is /ourteam/.
>>1569525Wrong. /cs2g/ is jeetoo clay.
>>1569523>the most active thread on reddit is literally a donk post atmis it? i see the no danes post with 121 comments and most upvotes, which one about donk has more?
>>1569525as a non-aussie I gotta say even though cutting alistair was probably the best move I feel their karma total has dropped for losing that moustache
>>1569525>>1569528i stand with steel
>>1569525CORRECT
>>1569524faze sissies...............we got caught in 4k
>>1569529sort by active (hot), which is the default view for someone who opens the page and isn't actually a reddit userit's not my fault you're such a heavy reddit user you have customized it to hell and even posted there frequently enough to get banned
>>1569535>sort by active (hot)that was sorted by hot you fucking retard
>>1569535here's rising, the same thingnow quit your crying
>>1569537>he's actually a redditor, but suspended and now a tourist hereit's like potteryit rhymes
>>1569528
>>1569525I don't want to step on the toes of the chinese, is it cultural appropriation to support /theirteam/?
>>1569541i heard lv is getting callmesuethat makes them han american
>>1569538oh wow a donk post is only at #2, it's like they've forgotten about him alreadyjfc man get a grip
>>1569544>my words have meanings??????????i told you to stop crying
>>1569544meant for>>1569537 also
>>1569542I can only sign off on it if they get one of the ones from when timbermen was 40% chinese for a couple months
>>1569547>NOOOO IT'S NOT LITERALLY THE MOST ACTIVE TOPIC THIS SECOND SO IT NO LONGER COUNTS, IT DOESN'T MATTER IT WAS THERE WHEN THE ORIGNAL POST WAS MADEthat's some hefty cope
>>1569555>NOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID WHAT I MEANT WAS THIS OTHER THING NOOOOOOOOOOi agree, maybe anon should think before he posts
>>1569518seriouslywhat the fuck is wrong with you posting reddit main page screenshots here, get a fucking grip
>>1569544>>1569547>>1569555>>1569556if you want to talk about reddit go to redditkys
Let me get this straight:we have here an actual redditor spirit fan, who was so insufferable the got suspended on reddit and now seethes here about reddit and any team that is not spiritflair checks out
>>1569559flag + flair + meds
>>1569559no we have a faze fan who called spirit reddit's team and got disprovenhe'll probably cry about them later too
>>1569559pretty sure it's the same guy that's badly larping as a russian and posting shit like olof in Moscow from 10 years ago, pathetic
>>1569561reddit has spirit's logo in their title man
>>1569559here's where reddit got up>>1569353>>1569436
for me its sjokz
>>1569566if you know what reddit's title looks like you should jump off a bridge right nowget on google maps, type in bridges, find the closest one, jump off a bridge
>reddit is this>reddit is thatcoulda just BTFO the redditors with screenshots but he didn't
I do not like this brand of r*ddit autism. I want our chink autist back; This sucks. I even posted some great bait for him >>1569525.
>>1569568I concure.
when are the blast matchups gonna get posted
>IEM Dallas>- NA and SA may be applied as VRS filters despite not being official regionsdoes this mean if you're running an americas event you'd normally have to invite north and south americans? or if you're running an asian event you have to invite middle eastern, oceanic, mongolian, etc. teams?
>>1569580nah, asia is a meme region
>>1569576aren't teams picking match-ups? everyone's probably waiting for all the line-ups to finalize.
>>1569580No. Usually youd go by the Americas vrs ranking. But IEM Dallas gets to filter by north and south.
>>1569595oh they branched out
>>1569595So that's why they gave up on women's CS...
HOLY SHIT THEY GOT HIMhttps://x.com/FaZeClan/status/1478048711318122499
>>1568452anyone else noticed ragdolls are extremely fucked up since the update yesterday?
>>1569636no, no one noticed.
>>1568776theyre seperated because they cant compete
>100 new posts>they're all about reddityou people and your insecurities is a sad thing to behold>>1569632checked their twitter just to be sure. Is the Faze twitter hacked? There's nothing but shitposts
>Alan "Shakezullah" Hardeman has taken over as head coach of FlyQuest RED. The North American, who played for teams like Singularity, Triumph and Bad News Bears, makes the move up from an assistant coach role following the departure of Luca "Munstur" Ioanițiu.shakezullah was an assistant coach for the 12th best women's team?holy shit na has fallen
>>1569655I think it's just zoomer engagement on twitter.I wouldn't pay too much attention to the org itself, anything that isn't related to the CS team should be ignored, FaZe is fucking dogshit.
bros wtf did they do
>>1569663they fixed the game
>>1569663>Adjusted clipping on stairs under balcony
>>1569663https://steamcommunity.com/id/NO_obz
>>1569663>spearmintsnot the best condition but ok, pretty nice>blue steel shadow daggersehhhhhhh really whacky, not flex tier, not red tippy approved
>>1569681oh no>>1569687blue steel and stained are peak knife skin
>jL top5lollmao
Alright boys I'm going to have a smoke, grab 2 more beers and lord have mery on those unfortunate to end up in my lobby.
>>1569695based and deserved
>>1569696rip your team
>>1569691shouldn't commit to a fight when the enemy sees you first
wtf they added sprinting>>1569701dont care lol jsut playing for fun i had 35 frags they were all half my elo
>>1569695holy fuck sh1ro robbed
>jL above nikoLMAO
>>1569705sh1to is a baiter like no other. Top 10 is already much more than he deserves.
damn theyve also added a inspect delay when switching weapons it feels gross
>>1569709redditskinfags in the MUD
also regarding ragdolls if you get shot in the head the dink sound is in the wrong ear so i think shots are hitting on opposite side of hitbox somehow
>>1569708sh1ro broky and w0nderful don't deserve top 20, or if they do, they should all be near the bottom.1.05 impact in big events while awping alongside a supercarry, gtfo. that's the best statline they have because it's hard to pad. same reason why m0nesy should be 3rd, 0.1 lower than ZywOo and almost 0.2 lower than donk over an entire season.
>>1569701>giving genuine advice to a skinshitterRookie mistake.
>>1569738analyzing mistakes and fixing them is why i love cs :)
NiP is DanishHeroic is Swedishdamn
>>1569740>>1569751>testing? sure. we'll test in production
>>1569695basadomight be top4
>>1569178kino>>1569740holy shit kek
Just unboxed this. Thoughts?>>1569740Ragdolls enhance the gameplay thoughever.
where elige
>>1569783FaZe Clan
It's odd how a team based tactical shooter where communication is super important is mostly played by antisocial/shy/autistic/inebriated people who are apparently deathly afraid or too antisocial to use their microphones and haven't even heard about team co-ordination before.And they still insist on queuing up in competetive games.What makes people behave this way?
>>1569784no announcement
>>1569788true cs is league cs
>>1569791no need, faze is only relevant with americans, everyone already knows
>>1569788because at the end of the day it's still just a video game where you sit in front of the PC and play over the internet, it's just maybe less bad than some other games like moba
nouns bros...
>>1569791welcome Spinx
>>1569798yeah but it's like going to the gym just to sit and stretch out while still taking equipment and space from people who actually want to use the equipmenta waste of everyone's timeI mean I get how many deadbeats might just wanna get high/drunk, listen to music and then play cs just to forget themselves, but doing that in soloque comp is just sad. At least premade drunkards are having a fun social time too.
>>1569811>>1569811>wanna get high/drunk, listen to music and then play cs just to forget themselves, but din the good old days we had community servers for that
>>1569793this is true
>>1569811Yeah i agree, part of the reason lies in this >>1569814. When they introduced CSGO, Valve made matchmaking the default mode of play for the vast majority of people. In 1.6 and Source the default mode was community pubs where everyone played for fun, and there you would usually meet people who want to play serious CS. In CSGO they force merged together these two groups of people, those who don't give a fuck and players like you who want to play for the win. It's sad but it is what it is.
>>15698411 if there's alcohol, otherwise 4
>>15698415
Where would you like to sit? For me its 4, but 9 would be also fine if you know what i mean
4 or 5 because im a G2 fanboy. 8 would probably be fun if alcohol is involved. The only thing keeping me from answering 2 is TheWho.
>>15698418 or 10. Wherever is behind ana and the trannyGonna make sure they can hear all the misogyny and trans hate that I'm gonna share with whoever ends up on my sides
>>1569845i'd go with 8 if it was -mau +ynk desu
2 or 9 so i can fart and blame the stinky men next to me
>>1569849I like Maui's on camera personality. If its anything like him irl he seems like a cool dude.
>>1569841>>15698447, groping donk...
no one want to sit with ohne and flukeLimagine that
>>15698441: Lame2: Zywoo has negative aura3: Faggy ear rings4: Sure5: Yeah6: Fuck jL but I'm a drilla so...7: No8: Sure9: No10: No
>>1569844who are 3 and 10?
>>15698568/8 B8
>>1569853im still waiting for my invite to his harem
>>15698445, I could speak my native language and I would get Niko so drunk, rile him up together with hunter until he starts unleashing on all his former teammates
>>15698441we sit in silence and drink, play on our phones, then go home
>>1569829that's a pretty well put summary of the situationat least there's faceit etc.
>>1569891eu mix meta killed them
>>1569891That's why teams have been so soulless...
How everyone sperg out when Astralis and Blast tried to change the player after some kind of lock and now we have 6 days to next event and we dont know schedule, some of the teams invited and half of the squads and no one see the issue
>>1569900because this situation isn't really benefitting anyone, no one knows anything and no team has an advantageAstralis took advantage of the rules to their benefit in a very unethical manner and got nothing but a trivial fine by BLASThow are these situations the same
>>1569756we're in hell
>>1569926This should unironically become a feature
>>1569933its way too distracting it makes me laugh then i cant concentrate for like 2 rounds
>>1569935They just need to fix the ragdolling throught the floor.
I will never buy armory pass
there's gonna be a ragdoll that somebody flicks to and gets killed because of it
>>1569948ive had 4 and got nothing good
>>1569965And fags on /k/ will tell you .45 ain't enough stopping power...
Do guns get dropped on the spot you die or they fly away too?
REZ leaves
>>1569974i think guns fly more also i saw an ak fly super far
>>1569974They fly with the bodies it's stupid.
>>1570013Make the guns drop and the bodies fly. CS2 is fixed.
is donk also going to guess the goat?
>>1569844if this was an airplane and not the hltv awards>1quiet but middle seat sucks>2would be the best if just apex and zywoo because window seat, but you're surrounded by frenchoids if you consider the row behind you>3i don't like the aisle seat and you'll be listening to french the whole flight.>4worst by far, you're in the middle seat between two big guys and taz would probably spend the whole flight running his pep talks by snax.>5by far the best, it's the window and it'll be silent now that niko stabbed his cousin in the back for saudi money.>6pass, it's the window seat but by far the loudest row, plus you'll end up in some shitty "content" made for 10 year old gambling addicts.>7no because middle seat but at least you're between two cute girls>8shit, middle seat and you'd be listening to hot takes the whole time.>9pass but just because it's the aisle seat, i doubt it'd be louder than most of the other rows. lucy is /ourgirl/ btw.>10would be fun if i didn't just want to sleep on the flight, but also the middle seat sucks.
>>1570061>kyousukeHow original
lucyluce has been doing a top 20 women players this whole time kek
>>1570066>lucy is /ourgirl/ btw
https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-08a907b9-31ab-4dcc-9e17-a01bad542434/scoreboard
>>1570072i guess it's not a bold prediction but still a good one
>>1570083aaaah save me donk
>>1570091>save me donkhttps://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-d940502f-b79d-455a-95fa-9a433567b065/scoreboard...
why did no one guess donk in 2023? wasn't he known for having high stats on faceit? sh1ro guessed donk 2022 and 2023 though.
>>1570098elige's videos are really comfy so i'm just going to post ithttps://youtu.be/eXA-V_GsT9c
>>1570100>electronic malbs 2021KINO gigabrain
>>1570089Its meant to be a bold prediction. sh1to utterly failed what was asked of him. Is it even a prediction to say kyousuke will be good?
>>1570100>Spinx repping his kike buddies
>>1570100at the end of 2023 donk was already in Spirit and won BB Dacha, so it wasn't that bold to predict him. same reason why almost no one picked ZywOo in 2018, as he already joined Vitality by that time and won DH Atlanta.
>>1570117Okay, that's true. For some I thought that was right at the start of 2024.
new hidden gemmy just dropped
>topfrag with 2 aces>lose
>>1570196>3rd round ace (probably shit buy since they lost pistol and 2nd)>pistol round ace 2nd half>more eco cobra padding>four frags in last nine rounds after thatshow the demo bitch and prove me wrong
>>1570240mogged 'im
>>1570240based, wish cod brained nerds would unbind tabt. former cod brain retard
for me it's unbinding inspect
https://www.hltv.org/news/40713/complexity-part-ways-with-eligeHAPPENING
fnatic +elige?
>>1570274gonna be based as fuck when he ditches faze last minute for m80
elige is so based for that vanilla karambit
>>1570258i am thinking of doing that but it's too convenient for reporting people and stuff
>>1570283it's a figure of speech it just means don't look at kills because it's a poor metric to measure impact. Should only really be using it for economy and maybe also utility stats
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/ICE_Invitational/2025most random event and teams ever
>>1570302People get way to focused on kills without thinking about context. Like if you're holding B on mirage as CT it's hard to get kills if the Ts go A every round.
>>1570103>skips vertigobased
>>1570307i try telling my friends that have <500 hours that you can still bottom frag with 9 kills and have arguably more value because you stopped or delayed a B rush on 2 or 3 important gun rounds, but psychologically it's always going to feel bad being at the bottom of the scoreboard
>>1570315Sometimes just being alive can have as much impact as getting kills.
>>1570314reading the no votes and most of them seem to support the female team because two of them own a noun nft lmao, flying in the face of every org dropping their female divisions the last month
>>1570303>offline>this prizepoolwell kind of obvious most teams wouldn't be interested
>>1570319cryptobros love to goon
>>1570303Forgot OG had a team.
>>1570324M80 could win and still not even break even for the plane ticket back haha
>>1570360they're a german team now they won't fly back to america
>>1570315One time I was at the top of the score board with 0 kills cause I kept doing a majority of the damage to people but never got the kill.
I just remembered how statpadders in pubs would wait for bomb explosion or fight over defusing because it was worth 3 kills on the tab. Imagine blameF with these rules kek
>>1570392in 1.6* pubs
>>1570392He'd be the guy who kills the defuser to do it.
>>1569695Redditxisters...we made it! Epic chungus!
>>1569768they'll give it to him because of 2 MVPs over Niko
>>1570314they're going to try some more cs team proposals
jL #4 over Niko would be criminal and I say that as someone who laughs at Niko every chance I get. If I looked solely at 2024 performance and you asked me who I'd rather build the team around I'd pick Niko every time. But then again I thought the same about Elige over a bunch of people who ranked above him so I guess I don't know shit.
>>1570466>I thought the same about Elige over a bunch of people who ranked above himyeah so did everyone elsehltv way overcorrected for impactless rating farmers, and now they give you +10 spots for mvps or evps instead of just rating the 20 most valuable players
>>1570196>niggas still tryharding mm in 2025
bro still stuck in his 2015 ironic phase it's okay you can enjoy things now
>>1570484
>>1570484>>1570494I make a distinction between playing proper cs and tryhard cs. You can play properly (trade frag, double peeking, flashing for teammates etc.) at every "tier" of gameplay whether it's casual, sweaty, tryhard, pro cs. If you do that you will win games and your enjoyment and ability to have fun is decoupled from results because you're playing properlyt. process oriented autist
>>1570501Tryhard is the funniest term to me. Like you just know anyone who says it is seething hard while playing.
what's the best skin you got from a care package?
>care package
>>1570494>>1570501>>1570505aint no one care bout yo 9k elo matches lil bro
>>1570541(You), because i'm feeling kind
>>1570545post elo lil bro
>>1570563should hit double ak this weekend so i think i know what i'm talking about
>>1570541Why do you cry about tryhards?
>>1570570>>1570545
Apparently classic offensive (the only thing that would get me to play cs again) is in valve purgatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLPBZlhQFQ&t=20s
I haven't played CS since GO (I was Silver 4) and I know more than CS about all of you.
is he right?
>>1570593lawyers will probably take a very long time to review it only to ultimately deny it kek
>literally zero games for a month>thread gets hundreds of posts in a dayI guess this is the future of bot internet
>>1570644we need to get our post rate back up to #1we ran this board for years
>>1570644Everything has become extremely homosexual since /ourchink/ stopped posting. We've got homos discussing skins, faggots discussing matchmaking, gaylords talking about reddit, cocksuckers talking about the latest top 20.WHO THE FUCK CARES BRING PRO MATCHES AND CHINK SEETHING BACK I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT.
>>1570648Bring back the chink
>>1570506Unboxed 2 knives I think but I know someone who got a Knight from a mm drop like 10 years ago now
>>1570652relax there's a break in proper pro games so might as well keep the thread alive with something until the games start again
why no changes for favelas? Only pain made something, rest is happy with results?
https://www.douyu.com/601514a chinese tournament is on and issaa's team is destroying the local chinese competition
>>1570769
You now remember device dipping out on Asstralis for the rmr. How many tournaments will he leave them hanging in 2025?
Unveil you fucking rosters already. It's getting boring out here and the rumors are stale.
you will not know the teams attending the event and you will be happy
>>1570835But who really cares about that last team? All the important ones are already there.
imperial fe at katowice
>>1570922so glad that no relevant cs countries are getting left out with the new system
>>1570930>relevant cs countries>left outpick one
>>1570930china keeps living in your head rent free
>>1570922>4 brazilian teams>none of them will get out of groupsAnyone else tired of this storyline? Are any of these orgs capable of buying out the best players and assembling them on one team?
>>1570958I think part of it is that players do have some loyalty to their org. For example I don't think KSCEATO would leave for paiN even if they put together a super team.
>>1570958>4imperial fe is 2 russians 1 slovakian 1 romanian and 1 lebanese-swede
>>1570970My ignorance has been revealed
G2 you fucking niggers show me your roster at once I need to know if you kicked huNter
>>1570922Nemiga got robbed so fucking hard
>After spending nearly eight years with the organization, Fredrik "REZ" Sterner is departing Ninjas in Pyjamas.>The 26-year-old rifler won IEM Oakland 2017 and IEM Fall 2021 during his time on Ninjas in Pyjamas, earning the only MVP medal of his career at the former.
>>1571117long have we waited
>>1570922katowice is officially a mickey mouse tournament
>>1571125It won't happen at Kato but I NEED to see donk go against them at Blast Bounty.
https://www.hltv.org/news/40716/rez-joins-gamerlegion
>>1571193Didn't see that coming but ash and GL seem to have a good eye for roster moves. Also lad to see REZ's paycheck stealing days at NiP are over.
>Spinx didn't find a teamkwab
>>1570958>>1570962Braziu is notorius for having ridiculous buyout demands for *any* playerI think it comes from football or something and the contracts are very strict in this way
>>1571230>it comes from footballyes because they want a strong league, produced lots of great players in the 90s-00s, and know that europe will poach
>>1571238yeah, in cs it has lead to the scene splintering into several mediocre teams with the best talent spread thinly among them The contracts (and the culture around them) are apparently rigid as fuck so expect brazil to likely achieve nothing significant anymore while they are unable to create 1-2 elite rosters.
>>1571243It could also be because of Major spots, it's a lot of money for orgs and there are a lot of spots, so if you have 1-2 really good players you want to keep them by all means neccessary, just build the roster around them as there are many decent players in Brazil to fill in the roles.
>>1571216Should have been more of a good Jewish boy like flameZ
Are escape servers still a thing on source? I woke up today thinking about all the fun I had
is there any good jewish awper?
>>1571327Zywoo
>>1571327I think their awpers were shushan and anarkez and both were midthey lack igls too
>>1571336>they lack igls tooanon please...
>>1571342thought you meant israelis, I guess fallen counts too
>>1571345He too? Fuck, now i see it...
>jL cracks the top five thanks to sensational MVP-level peaks at PGL Major Copenhagen — where his impact won NAVI the Major — and ESL Pro League S20. Add four more big event EVPs, including one at the prestigious IEM Cologne. His CV for 2024 was firmly one for the top six.>His base level of a 1.12 rating at big events was solid, and he was dragged up to the top five by his performance under the lights with a 1.16 rating in arenas (4th), and 1.17 in big matches (also 4th). Only four players in the top 20 improved on their base rating in arenas and jL was one of them, 0.04 above his yearly average.>He also held up against the very best opposition with a 1.13 rating against top 5 teams (5th) and 1.10 versus the top 10 (7th).>jL's strong arena rating helped him into the top fiveBut he couldn't go any higher, with his raw stats closer to the group below and only top 15 in overall rating (1.13, and just 1.09 on CT) for the year.>jL was also the only top 20 player to have three bad events, not getting a Valuable Player (VP) mention at Dallas, World Final, or Shanghai, and the bottom half of his event list was far less impressive than the top.at least hltv didn't fraud him into top 4
NIKO CHADS#4 IN THE WORLD HOO RAH
imperial fe in katowicesweet baby corp won
>>1571387Really hope a team chokes on them. It will be glorious.
There seems to be some mental disconnect in many cs fan's brain.They have started to value "stats" as an end-goal in themselves, when in reality getting good stats should only be a stepping-stone to actually getting wins. No one should give a shit about stats if they don't come from contributing to winning (even if the results of individual games vary).But I guess in a pug scene riddled with baiters and people who will rather lose than take a hit to their precious K/D-ratio it's really no surprise.
>>1571397But big number good?
>>1571397eat shit lithuanian loser
>>1571394play-in elimination matchimperial fe 2-1 falcons
>>1571417wait falcons aren't in the play-in wtf is this shitfucking niko lucker
>>1571412is there a lithuanian igl?
I don't buy this "best talent is spread out" excuse for monkeys. NA deals with the same problem yet our teams still manage to win sometimes. They don't have a lack of firepower. My guess is that monkey stratbook doesn't seem to run deep.
>>1571397they are literally too low iq to understand anything other than "number go up"
>>1571430>NA deals with the same problem yet our teams still manage to win sometimeswhen lil bro? In 2018?
>>1571430your two best teams in 2024 had foreign IGLs, i wouldn't brag about a stratbook in your place
>>1571430I posted>>1571230 and>>1571243I didn't mean pooling their best talent into one or two teams would instantly make them serious contenders, but right now they're in a similiar downward spiral as the danish scene where the big org(s) fucks everything up and they're not even reaching the potential they could easily reach with a handful of roster moves, nevermind be an actual elite tier1 team contending for trophies.As for the stratbook they were ironically ahead of the curve when they got their majors, but have since regressed hard and have now just became the hyper aggressive meme they are today.biguzera could potentially be an elite tier1 igl in a proper team, dunno how his english is. He would probably fit well in g2 lmao
>>1571439Stanislaw thoughever And liquid with a foreign igl didn’t even make a major so I don’t know what you mean by that
>>1571397>>1571434the low-iq mental disconnect is not being able to analyze someone's performance isolated from their team's qualitym0nesy was not twice as good in the second half of 2024, but he won 2x the trophies because g2 went from two deadweight players to onezywoo only got 1 trophy this year but he was one of the best players, just let down by his teamif someone is an 8/10 on a team full of 8/10s, they will win more than a 10/10 on a team of 5/10s, and there's only so much the 10/10 can do to help their teammates
>>1571442Wildcard did nothing at last EPL except beat KOI and failed to qualify for the next EPL from 3 attempts. congrats for making Legends but this team doesn't seem interesting at all, they look like a big fluke so far. they can prove me wrong now that they have some serious tournaments lined up though.
>>1571397you now remember RWS (if you're a fellow NAtard)
NA CS is back broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKd63PLx16E&t=86s
>>1571483>https://xcancel.com/Mauisnake/status/1876003443237847122stop f5ing 4chan and hit up indeed.com maui
>>1571464m0nesy was pretty much unanimously considered the best player in the first half of the year so your example doesn't work
>>1571464somehow these 10/10s can never be combined into a winning 5-man rosterlet that one marinate
>>1571483>rwsSovl Less retards refusing to pick up the bomb since it gave points for planting
>>1571493don't you see the instant the 10/10 5-stack loses the lowest rating players are demoted to 6/10s and 8/10s, it's a very smart systembut if they join another team and topfrag they are 10/10 again
>>1571464>tl;dr big number good
>seman bakin
they should just hide the kill stat so you can only see it if you dive into the detailed stats after the game and give 3 points for flash assists, 2 points for throwing a smoke, 4 points for planting/defusing and 1 point for a kill/assistyou have to trick the retards to work for the team's benefit while stat-hunting
>>1571464midwit post, idk what this has to do with stats and your x/10 shit is stupid. But to entertain your point, at the top level stats are more of a reflection on the player's "role" within the team. You have to take in the proper context of the player when using stats to draw meaningful conclusions
>>1571503No! The mirage b-anchor should always match the rotator player in frags and rating or they are shit
>>1571486WE'RE FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
p250>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>1571486>nicxlolno
>>1569948I don't even know what it is, and I actually play the game...is it like those keys to open boxes?
>>1571541Its a battle pass
>>1571551>battle passLike pay to play? why?
>>1571486very cool, the og colors/logo were way better than the cowboys shit
>>1571572Kinda feeling the urge to order a cap and some Complexity cigars.
>>15715295/7 >>>>>>>>>>P250 and CZ are the only fair pistols in the game though.
would you object if this was the top 10?
>>1571585Yes
>>1571567>Like pay to play?Like a pay and play for skins. A battle pass isn't really a new concept.
>>1571489>good stats should only be a stepping-stone to actually getting wins. No one should give a shit about stats if they don't come from contributing to winninghe only won 1 tournament>>1571493>>157150310/10 for their position. only one person gets to awp, but a player will win more events if he has jimpphat anchoring instead of nexa, or malbs entrying vs yekindar. it is possible to do everything right as a player and still not win, and good stats are supposed to measure thatit's also about money. a team that could afford to buy donk, m0nesy, zywoo would fuck their way through 95% of tournaments. in fact poaching stars used to be the national team playbook (fnatic getting krimz and olof, all of astralis, lg getting cold and felps) when it was free-ish
404
complexity
>>1571635>complexity...is so fucking back once the replace JT with steel
bros im cheating
>>1571585No
>>1571637>lose elige, the most likable na player>hire steel, the most unlikable na playeryep. coL sure is back
>>1571649if only there was a way to become likeable in esports
>>1571649Don't matter if you don't like him. coL must retvrn to a 100% NA roster.
but seriously how do you fuck up the fucking inspect command
>>1571649>most unlikable na playerthat's stewie
>>1571663shroud actually
>>1571663DisagreedThe tweaking druggie is far more likable than the obnoxious faggot
>Complexity add cxzi and nicxgenuinely WHO
>>1571665that guy is pushing 30 and still talks like a teenager it's embarrassing desu, fantastic player though he unironically should link up with steel and save na together
>>1571666>cxzi has vehemently denied these allegations, however, he has acknowledged that he had approximately five drinks between 2:00 PM and 4:30 PM local time, before the match against MIBR at 7:00 PM. cxzi maintains that he was not inebriated at the time of the matchhttps://www.dust2.us/news/27732/cxzi-allegedly-inebriated-during-mibr-matchrespect na boozer goat
>>1571666>cxziplayer who can't get better stats than steel on lan in 2024>nicxplayer who can't get better stats than steel on lan in 2024
>>1571673>he had approximately five drinks between 2:00 PM and 4:30 PMI unironically respect it.
>>1571585it's really not about who is in the top10/top20 (or at least it shouldn't be unless you're just a fanboy) but it's about what should actually be valued in a playerif only ratings mattered you'd just get people with overinflated stats and favourable positions put over people who play the dog positions and have limited chances to get easy trade frags but who are actually better players and ultimately contribute much more to their team winning
>>1571596>now he's backpedaling to rating by positionI know you're hate this so I'll make you do it:give me five 10/10 anchors, supports and iglsand no cheating by trying to include off-role players who might anchor one just one map etc.
>>1571686>now he's backpedaling to rating by positionthe fuck is wrong with you
jt what
>>1571689just give mefive 10/10 anchorsfive 10/10 supportsfive 10/10 igls
>>1571691I want you to apologize to me for doing some weird metacommentary shit firstexcept igls, I couldn't confidently identify 5 10/10 igls or at least I'm not comfortable judging them with the available information
>>1571329
>>1571483i wish faceit had merged into esea instead of the other way around
>>1571691the best anchor of all time is only a 6/10the best support of all time is only an 8/10the best igl of all time is only an 8/10
>>1571690>jt whatTold ya
>>1571703ricky whens the unbenching
>>1571649>the most likable na player_/dm...>the most unlikable na playershroud...
>>1571695I wasn't really even trying to be mean or shit on you, just thought I smelled some disingenuity in the way you argued, if I was mistaken about that I apologize, ignore the greentext in that caseWhat I'm trying to show you is that if you are forced to rate 10/10 players by every role you'll be forced to agree that 10/10 players in their role should be more highly valued even if they play less prestigious positions and are less flashy for the uninformed viewerthus you'd have to agree to rank some less glittery players over the more flashy ones that might have higher rating or more killsAnd no, we're not talking about exaggerated bullshit like saying karrigan is better than donk (though both should be 10/10s), but you'd have to rate karrigan above any player in, say, the hltv top20 that you can't give 10/10 rating for their positionYeah you could nitpick my argument with semantics I'm sure, and I could word it much better, but the central point remains true and valid: more favorable position players are more often overrated since they can more easily farm rating and kills, and conversely the anchors of the world are almost always underrated in comparison
>>1571486=i love this dude, i hope he finds eternal glory
>>1571700that doesn't make senseyou must have players for all rolesthe best players of all roles are by default 10/10 unless you're being retarded and not actually rating by roles again
>>1571695why bother participating in a discussion if you really cant identify 5 10/10 players for their respective rolesit's literally saying you don't know what you're talking about
Man, this Kraut is so funny, he looks like a squirrel
>>1571740>squirrela word germans can't say
>>1571740Uncanny.
>>1571740>>1571777nigga thats NUTS
>>1570670i meant straight drop, not case that was unboxed>I know someone who got a Knight from a mm drop like 10 years ago nowthat's lucky af
>>1571815its never been more over
>>1571815mogs lil victim weight euros
>>1571815We are so fucking back
>>1571815A team so dead that they decide to bring out their "le Classique" logo for stickertads to somehow save themselves, what an utter mess, NA is an embarrassment
>A team so dead that they decide to bring out their "le Classique" logo for stickertads to somehow save themselves, what an utter mess, NA is an embarrassment
>>1571827>>1571818
>EU rent free in the headYou will never ever win a S tier event ever again, you hear me, bb dacha might be your top goal, stuff like blasts are unreachable, iem and esl - unthinkable, and don't even think about the major, best you can hope for is getting your little faggy stickers
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378201/lynn-vision-vs-jijiehao-xse-pro-league-2025
>>1571486VGH I KNEEL
>>1571713these days I rate flamez, jimpphat, naf, ropz, b1t very highly as anchors, but I know flamez and b1t can do more when given more freedom which is sort of the point. there are people who want to anchor (overrepresented among best anchors) but you're not assigned roles at birth and usually you're shunted into these so a mechanically stronger teammate or apex can play connwinning in cs requires leveraging your team's resources, and the floor for fucking your team is infinite while the ceiling on contributing to a win is capped by roles just like rating. so I agree these players are underrated, but I don't think a 10/10 anchor is as valuable as a 10/10 zywoo type who does more even relative to what he's allowed. conversely, I think zywoo could be the best anchor itw, and he doesn't just happen not to anchorI'm not a slave to hltv ranking, I remember they had an article like "who outdoes average performances by players in these positions" and I think a stat based on this plus modern "how much did your actions change the likelihood of a win" ones would probably be best. except igls who are very difficult to rate>>1571729no I think it's disqualifying to confidently think you could rank igls based on a season of csI have respect for and confidence in karrigan because of the games I've seen and the number of different rosters he's succeeded in. last year after a bad stretch karrigan chose to overcall and micromanage faze so they could focus on individual form. this worked and was very impressive but without revealing it in an interview or comm videos you would have no idea this is what happened. hooxi saying niko took over calling during the katowice final. fallen swapping igl back and forth with art or stewie. liquid refusing to follow cadian's calls. electric couping jame. blamef calling on mirage instead of gla1ve.competency of teammates (mechanical and mental), second callers, positive or negative stuff outside the server, coaches, how could you be sure?
>>1571869you make fair pointsjust to nitpick a bit for fun though:>I think zywoo could be the best anchor itw, and he doesn't just happen not to anchorit is very much possible this would be the case, however at that point he would actually be a 10/10 anchor and obviously we can always rank players within their tiers tooAnd I'd say it's vastly more common that the star role players star potential does NOT translate into transferring roles; Niko's igl:ing and awp:ing weren't exactly awe inspiring and the awpless c9 was ultimately an absolute clusterfuck since you can't patch massive role gaps by just saying "we have good players" and call it a dayEven someone like iM had MASSIVE problems when he came to navi since he had to just somewhat adjust his role(s)However it's good the cs scene discussion has now evolved at least a little bit past fixating on rating etc., the roles might not often be super fixed but if you have badly overlapping roles and/or gaps in your team it's gonna fuck youKinda like in hockey/football the players can play anywhere on the field and some defenders are more offensive and some attackers are more defensive, but at the end of the day you need players suited to different roles to succeed
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/520828168477606335ITS UP
>>1571894fucking cunts i missed the ragdoll kino and i was just about to play the first game now
>>1571883it's a little unfair to use igling and awping as examples because they're both so specialized and have little transfer, but then maybe it's unfair to mention zywoo because he's so versatile. I wasn't really thinking about him as an awper in that context, but about the way he plays clutches with a rifleI think if you have a smart mechanically gifted star rifler take on supportive roles and time+ego weren't concerns, you would have consistently good to great results. like I said, flamez and b1t used to be very different ct players. like you said im used to be a very different player, and now presumably you rate him very highly
>oskar styko krasnal q-q fessorwhy can't I find any anything online about this team ash mentioned in his roster move videodid he leak this shit and then it fell through
HERE WE GO
>>1571977austin major champions
>>1571977LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>1571977OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1571977>pays per roundKEKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SPSfwWCI0Q
this will reignite karrigan for the next 10 years, at least!
>>1571912sure there's gotta be some give and take with these speculations>like you said im used to be a very different player, and now presumably you rate him very highlyI find rating him somewhat difficult; he showed he could perform in star roles in GL at the major of all places, but in navi he's the second caller and plays a semi-sacrificial info-gatherer/lurk role while still putting up decent numbers (most of the time)I honestly think all the 4 non-igls in navi get a large team synergy boost rn, but on the other hand they are able to have that synergy because they are the kind of players they are. Aleksib has shown he can overperform with non-elite players, but it's almost as if the current navi has elite or near-elite players who still don't have the ego/mindset of "star player" so it's kinda like the best of both worlds
>>1571977kek that was actually funnyelige did a better acting job as the dune bald guy for epl though
what's he thinking right now?
home at last
>>1572050bros imagine -frozen +twistzz agane
>>1572050>damn, faze fucking sucks without me
>>1572050>if they just picked nitr0 over stewie five years ago none of this shit would've had to happen
the Big Update is coming
>>1571815
>>1572053frozen is better
>>1572003that was pretty good
>>1572070>in 4 days the heat treated deagle will go away >we get a new limited edition skin in an update>it's a pattern based Ass-Blasted P2000>they also added a new sticker capsule featuring the WNBA>gamers all over the world rejoice
>>1572070and so am I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st-T6KpSJaw
It’s time to make the awp fast again
>>1572102donk has like 16k hours already, monesy somewhere around there as well. mfs plays 24/7 nowadays bcuz it's more competitive
>>1572102>its just a refrag ad
so how is the rain/frozen/elige roles gonna work?
>>1572050I honestly feel like he is going to reunite with the boys one day, maybe if rain and karrigan retire earlier than I expect he won't but I still think it's possible.
karrigan can't retire now. elige needs to finally experience what it's like under the greatest of all time igl
will elige play eu fpl? imagine the kino
>>1571977You can't tell but I'm masturbating right now.
Twistzz, Malbs, now EliGE. Another of NA's finest headed away from our shores in search of trophies.
>>1572142Faze is NA thougheverbeit.
Jolly news
>>1572127Elige flies back home his first game with loba on team
>>1571977
>>1571977hold da baldy frags out. would be cool if they won austin
>>1572142They steal our medicine (top 10 riflers) while feeding us their poison (tier 3 eu awpers, na star rifler turned igl)
>>1572160Soon
>>1572158That overtime line lmfao
Niggas be underestimating the bald buff.
rare atom match in 5 mins
>>1572217>>1572220Sorry we only care about relevant scenes, like women.
alrightI'll at least watch the 1st map of your shitty tier3 tournament
>>1572255who and whoyou guys are starved for games
>>1572258rare atom who beat fnatic at the majorgateron who makes 2nd tier mechanical keyboard switches
Steel is taking the cxzi to CoL signing well.
+byali to g2 when
>>1572121https://x.com/karriganCSGO/status/1877648284648341971so confirmed that there were role clashes. curious to see what he cooked up
Can't believe I'm rooting for the brown mix teamchink anon really did a number on me
>Fixed a regression where deploying weapons weren't allowing immediate inspectingcs2 is saved
>>1572322anon no one brown is playing today
>>1572102i want a gtr/donk 1v1 show match
>>1572317NA CS is even more saved now.
>>1572267>Steel is taking the cxzi to CoL signing wellNo wonder after all he masterminded the move and is simply waiting for the ban to expire and join them.
>>1572328then what the fuck is jijiehao?
>>1572332i wish but not gonna happen due to maintaining core ranking
>>15723366 months JT... Tick tock...
Roster lock is today. What is this Blast?
>>1572102kino i love esl skits https://files.catbox.moe/8tkzuj.webm
>>1572255The keyboard switch company?
>>1572349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOLqgM561jAI like this one.
>>1572353nice
>>1572354This was already a good skit when they made it but it aged perfectly.
>>1572353This one, LOTR, fight club, and dune are probably my favoritesAlso the accent one
>>1572351yes
lynn vision raped jijiehao on their own pick
>>1572360>tier 3 team beats tier 4 teamwow
>>1572361cn team raping eu team
Moshi moshi G2sama? Please announce your roster asap desu. Arigato!
>>1572365>lesser than w*menlmao imagine being a chinkcel and not even being considered human
>>1572368Nice try anon, it just isn't the same
https://youtu.be/_3qEpT91ncQ
>>1572329Why would you want to see elderly abuse? Let the grandpa rest bro.
>>1572353Kek, I had never seen this one. Holy shit it's so good.
+++BREAKING NEWS FOR FUTURE BREAKING NEWS+++
>>1572425Get your predictions in. Will it be:a.) HeavyGod as per the rumorsb.) Someone else than HeavyGodc.) HeavyGod plus a replacement for huNter-d.) Something different entirelyI hope c but I fear a.
https://youtu.be/JPg-yCScQKk?t=389>do we have kit?>yeah, you have Havi. You have smoke and kitgotta love old man rain
It is actually good choice to farm some ranking points with sangal core and then swap two bums with maden and nilo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y18GEDnoII
>>1572435Man, I'm gonna miss this guy so much when he retires. Looking forward to the Spirit one.
>>1572425SNAX AND HUNTER CONFIRMED GONE+HEAVYGOD+SPINX+KYOUSUKE LETS FUCKING GO
But what if EliGE doesn't fit?
>>1572466The TaZ-Snax connection is to strong for him to be kicked. If they replace anyone else it hasto be huNter-.+kyousuke would be the "biggest transition in cybersports history" but beyond the realm of possibility imo. More realisticly it would have to be +jimpphat or Spinx.
>>1572475Why worry about something that won't happen?
I-It's up...https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/1877732140772917728
i told you jLoser would be top 10 and you didn't believe me looking forward to navi not being able to play the """underdog""" card anymore now that they officially have 4 top 20 players
>>1572505I had him at 6 though
>>1572488Cool. Don't care tho.
>>1572488>faze will drop out of the top 10 because elige is a diva and a vibe killer>mr kool will carry fraudwoo to his second major and the autist to his thirdtruly the worst timeline
>>1572476jimi already said no to g2
>>1572511>elige will lose because he has bad vibes>apex will win tho
>>1572517>>apex will win thooddly, most of his team mates seem to like him i think spinx left because he didn't
>>1572521>spinx lefthe's benched like a bitch after trying to leave for half a year and playing for stats kekunless he gets announced by G2 in an hour i will laugh so hard
why does thorin look like a crack addict these days? is this what being a twitter goblin does to your body?
>>1572526>after trying to leave for half a yearlikely because of what i saidand he's always been a stats player https://youtu.be/xRCV6Wg4RTs?t=12
>>1572332I like your hope but… it’s over.t. knower
>>1572443no way this noob maden survives another shuffle ffs
>>1572443happy to see nilo finally getting his flowers
>>1572530yeah, i was just pointing out the funny fact that he didn't even leave (yet)>Of course, I am not satisfied and want to be higher in the ranking. But with how the year went and knowing what I'm capable of, I'm just looking ahead. I'm sure I will break it in 2025.dude thinks he's the next Niko
>>1572527He's a 40-something year old wh*te
Will we be surprised?
>>1572547welcome savage1337
>>1572546ch nk
>>1572547FLOPPY
>>1572549>savage1337Literally who?
This man has an evil aura.
what tier 1 team will pick up the 48 year old up-and-comer steel once he gets unbanned?
>>1572556he's french
>>1572533You don't know it allt. enlightened
>>1572547Welcome back HooXi
>>1572563>HooXiWould kms fr fr if that was the reveal
>>1572563snax is taz's nepo babythe team would need to kick taz first
>>1572547+krimbo pls
>>1572565looks like you only have about 20 minutes left anon, perfect opportunity to watch this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf86hcrzJ6A
>hooxi was outfraged by taz
>>1572568>for oncedamn, dawg
>>1572511>elige is a diva and a vibe killerelige hasn't done shit in like five years
Is this some kind of joke I'm not in on?
>>1572580i think apex is like that autistic classmate who's kinda funny and easy-going so everyone tolerates his sperg-outs and protects him from bullies, whereas elige is the smelly"erm akshually" kind of autist that doesn't get along with anyonet. vibes expert
>>1572596True dat.t. empath
G2 you fucking niggers tell me who you signed
mongolz out of blast
>>1572602Why?
>>1572596who cares, I don't want you yelling at me after you die when the round is still being played
Ash has already proven twice that he has a great eye for team synergy and just look at what happened when brollan was released from nip(rison) Get ready for the IEM Göbekli Tepe 9000 BC MVP comeback. Get ready for the #REZurgence
>>1572604senzu choked so hard at the major that he broke his hand
>>1572602>>1572610unlukoi think they even declined Extremesland (which they would probably win even with a stand-in) because of this tournament and now they won't play either
>>1572580He does it after the match and during practice
>>1572639this is what i've heard too
>>1572639The question is will he do it on FaZe. Grim being a shitter during practice probably won't happen on FaZe with Rain.
>>1572639Does what exactly? Acts toxic to teammates?
3kliksphilip and ohnepixel linked up!
>>1572660Need it or keep it?
>>1572656why are you seriously entertaining the possibility that someone from col is on 4chanhttps://youtu.be/6NurSDf6jjY?t=850
>>15726602 of the most obnoxious cs personalities in one picture. Very cool!
>>1572662I know its you Jason. You can stop the act.
>>1572666who the fuck is jason
>>1572663Seethe Richard
>>1572669You're not being very convincing Jason.>>1572672You got me. Guess I'll have to switch to another one of my many 4chan burner accounts.
What the fuck is jitu waiting forAnnounce the fucking 5th you zoomer xitterfaggots
>>1572684Ong that admin thinks hes funny
elige is still bitch made for FaZe
>>1572684G2 is entering Blast with 4 players
>>1572684https://x.com/heavygodcs/status/1877717851009671394
>>1572694TaZ standin confirmed
Just give me one FaZe match already, I need to see this team right now.
>>1572721they will probably q some faceit together soon
>>1572681>trigger discipline unexpected but based
>>1572733more like reddit finger
>>1572734tell me you've never held a gun without telling me you've never held a gun
What happens when this runs out. New big update or just another armory pass?
>>1572735You sound fun at partys. We have safties on guns to avoid NDs.
>>1572681i want this agent skin in cs
>>1572681>look guys he's reddit fingering!!!>points barrel at his own foot anyways for le epic pose
https://youtu.be/DetNveI169U
>>1572360>>1572365Oh thank god chinkrapeanon is back.
>>1572736Literally nothing, it will just vanish.
the ch nk baiting is just a high iq strat to get you to hate-watch the games, i hope you realize that
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378171/wildcard-vs-insilio-frost-and-fire-europe-season-1get in here
>>1572753no one has ever watched one of those games he links we just laugh at the hltv statlines
>>1572757very sovlfvl non flat hud
>>1572760makes it look like a mobile game lmao
>>1572757That has to be the cutest HUD I have ever seen for a CS stream. Holy fucking shit it's so cute, it reminds me of some random ass flash games from the 2000s.
>>1572768undeserved + he will NEVER win a major
>>1572757jay buh last hope of na
>>1572768my GOAT9 years in top 20
>>1572775shit, that's impressivehow many majors, 2, 3??
>>1572768too high
>>1572757why are murricans and seth efricans so much better than yuros
>obvious na viewers hate-watching wcweird behavior fr ong
>>1572281>+byali to g2 whenNow.
>>1572784i agree because of >>1572782, Niko is obviously a more skilled player than jL without question but jL was the biggest reason his team won 2 events, especially the Major, that should be valued more than consistency. Niko had m0nesy perform super well in all 3 tournaments they won, and Malbs in the last 2.
>>1572800Sorry but NiKo is a first ballot hall-of-famer while jL while only be remembered as a tier 2 bot that fluked a major.
>>1572794? the only people who watch these cct tier shit are thirdies putting their whole paycheck on it
>>1572801jLoser, 1 major (possibly more coming) ch0k0, 0 (forever)
>>1572802thirdies don't use ebonics (not counting the u.s)
>>1572801yeah so? i'm talking about evaluation of a single season not their entire careers.
>>1572806I am talking about their entire careers and am confident in saying that jL's career will only go downhill from 2024. #5 is vastly overrating jL.
>>1572810there were worse crimes against CS, like sh1ro being top 3 with online "Katowice" MVP or group demon stavn top 9
>>1572815>sh1roAlso a consistantly overrated player but that doesn't make jL #5 less egregius. This year's top 20 is kind of ass in general.
>>1572810unlikely he went from mid player in tier 2.5 to a great year in tier 1 and he needs to fund his addiction to """high fashion""" apparel so i don't think his passion will die + he has a huge egot. jLoser hater
>>1572794why would na hate wildcard
>>1572821a mid player*
>>1572825that's what i'm asking unironically better than col without elige
>>1572825Whore ownership
so where the fuck is pashaua? they're not in blast or kato. how come fnatic and imperial fe get invited but one of the best teams of the last major doesn't? what the fuck valve ?????
>>1572855Hawk pua doesn't have enough points on the vrs just because of a good major.
With G2 fake teasing their roster and shitposting about Byali joining is it safe to assume that they completely fumbled some contract and the roster is complete ass now?
>>1572864they change HeavyBot to nilo last moment
>>1572660so which is the fartmaster and which is the fartslave here?
>>1572660>a fart fetishist (who gets off on people knowing about it)>a furry (likely also gay)these guys are our representatives?
>>1572881I am aware of 3kliks being a fartfag but ohne is a furry??
I hope ropz is prepared to get kissed by a bunch of grown French men literary on every tournament...
>>1572889Kisses for everyone!
>>1572885it might be a bit (him meowing and showing the furry feet game on steam all the time, for example) but he gives major furry vibes and is from the furry central of the world. i think the "jokes" are basically soft disclosure t. creep expert
>>1572889at least he will only be kissed by one jew and not two
>>1572896you will read the next line in ohnepicels voiceWAS!?
>>1572900>he doesn't know
hey anons pls help, what's the best way to find the "best" clips from a player in the last year? My idea is to just go to the player's htlv page and look at their 1vx stat page, download their demo then rip the clip from demomanager but I need to be very picky about what clips to keep and idk how to be most efficient about finding the ones I want
>>1572902kek
>>1572889>anon doesn't french kiss his bros
>>1572907many round winning multi kills are not clutches, you'd have a hard time doing that with donk for example since he doesn't clutch a lot. if you are trying to find clips of the most popular players there are almost always recent compilations on youtube, like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYlQMFJ3b4Y
>>1572915yeah I was disappointed it was only clutches and not multifrags, I think my best bet is combining downloading the player's highest rating matches and skimming through those + a highlights channel
>>1572922YeahBut the real best way in the future would be directly watching matches then adding clips to the video while you remember them, sometimes even just 1-2 kills in a round are highly impactful based on the situation, especially for anchors. Magisk last year in Vitality was probably the 2nd best player unironically, i couldn't even count the amount of times he should have been dead but pulled a double kill out of his ass from shadow or pit allowing an easy retake, getting lurk kills (on vertigo B especially) constantly and putting pressure on the other bombsite etc. Though this wouldn't look as cool in a video as frag compilations of star players.
so, when are nip announcing + arrozdoce, ewjerkz, snappi, sjuush?
>>1572943I'll be doing that if my current idea works out because it's those kinds of moments I want to showcase. A "fragmovie" that's less about kills and more the player's identity or playstyle if pulled off well would be cool desu
>>1572955That's awesome! i'd totally watch something like that, good luck with your little project, keep us posted if you make something. do you already have players in mind?
>>1572963i'm doing a top 20 thing right now just as practice that i'll probably post here once it's finished. In the future though I want to do specific players, I listen to a lot of music throughout the day and can clearly visualize cs scenes in my head. I already have a bunch of ideas I just have to get used to the workflow
>>1572955cool idea do you get a bar like this but for players in the demo like you used to (i think?)that might help
>actually I came away from the paris major even more impressed by magisk than zywoo. go look at their group stage game against monte, the way he held his site against boros without any easy deaths. it's really about the kills he doesn't get
g2 heavygod will be the fattest roster right?
>>1572993i think you might be right lmaoat least among good teams
>>1572993Spitir has Magixx and Chopper but Malbs tips the scales in favor of G2. Maybe if you count coaches you could find a fatter team?
the niko glazing confirms kassad is browsing here
>>1573001Kassad, Richard and Thorin are all confirmed to browse /cs2g/.
>>1572986idgi
>>1573004not regularly, clearlynone of them would be able to stop themselves from defending themselves against slander and i rarely see that
>>1572980yeah, cs demo manager is where all the good stuff is though https://cs-demo-manager.com/
>>1573007Richard isn't really as active in the Xitter trenches as people would have you believe. Don't really know about Thorin and Kassad.
>>1573020>european cuisinehow does karrigan stay fat on that
>>1573020Getting to know @EliGE really good, as he is staying at our place for a few weeks. Talking CS 24/7 and you can feel he is really smart about the game, so getting some new cool perspective about the game
>>1573020Glad to see the light return to EliGE's eyes now that he has a real team.
>>1573024>european cuisine>clearly asianbased blindy
>>1573026>talking about fucking smoke line-ups and shit during dinnerway to ruin a good meal
>>1573027>karribot>botky>rain>botzenWow
>>1573008oh, niceif you want to highlight the roles you could do a video featuring several players as opposed to highlighting just one player for starters, as it would probably be easier to gather good clips of 5 players than 1anyway, good luck
>>1573039>the goat igl>tier 1 awper>rain>legit rifler
>>1573026>>1573036so i was right >>1572596
>>1573020This is a European man returning home. He was always ours.
>>1573013love thorin's content but had to unfollow him because he tweets way too much
>>1573046>having a xitter account on the first place
>elige no longer having to carry 4 others on his back Bros... I can't even begin to imagine. They might just start instantly winning
>>1573045FaZe is an NA org. Cope harder yuropoor.
>>1573046i like his yt channel but THIS >>1573050
>>1573042>rolecel fragmovie that's a cool idea actually I'll write that one down, ty anon
>>1573053apparently it wasn't about na loyalty but about getting his hoe on board iirci wonder what changed her mind
>>1573060walkable cities women love that shit also Europe is way better place to raise a family
>>1573026 do you think they're swinging
>>1573045based
>>1573063wtf i didn't know you can do double spoilers
>>1573056why is it bad again? if you only follow people you're interested in and don't engage with retarded stuff it's no more retarded than engaging with the anons itt. If you only use it for cs and cute animal videos it's a better use of your time than anywhere else on the internet for cs news. I wish I could put like a governor on thorin's account though because some days it's a torrent of his consciousness on my screen
>>1573045actually the faze core is nakarrigan (fat)rain (minnesotan)broky (school shooter)
>>1573020OMG you can literary see so much joy in his eyes, can't even imagine how painful it was on complexity being surrounded by a bunch of tier 3 trashcans
>>1573069if you only read the posts from those you follow and for very specific reasons, i guessif you ever read the comments on anything, it's https://youtu.be/Jvt844n7zKI
elige should have gone back to lulquid to finish his character archttps://youtu.be/cnFE7zHGAwg
>>1573084wait a minute, that smile...
>>1573072if i was a pro i'd do just about anything to play on karrigan's team
stewie…
>>1573091is he subbing in for jitu again?
>>1573086
>>1573096His winning smile is so back fr fr. FaZe Up in 2025 bros
>>1573091stoolie is like elige (kinda difficult to work with) but without the skillsorry buddy, he's never getting hired again
>>1573094Look man if G2 came out and said HeavyGod is joining and Stewie2K is taking huNter's place I'm down. Malbs playing cleanup entry for the smoke criminal would be kino of the highest order.
>>1573091he said that he smokes weed on a daily basis, guy is gone.
>>1573108>the smoke criminal https://youtu.be/nc-2Jg6b0Dw?t=18
Will JiTo releal their roster tomorrow or is it so embarrassing what they cobbled together they'd ratherjust have to shamefully show it off at Blast?
>>1573122heavygod isn't bad at all though
>>1573124Yeah but HeavyGod alone isn't an upgrade over NiKo tho.
>>1573125i thought malbs was taking niko's positions? i could see him surpassing niko at some point
>>1573131>i thought malbs was taking niko's positions?Yes but I'm talking about the team's strength over all.
>>1573135both of them are young and clearly adaptable the biggger concern - both figuratively and literally - is snax also, taz
>>1573142I agree that Malbs has a lot of room to improve. He singlehandidly put the rolecels in shambles by outanchoring jimpphat. I don't doubt their ability to click heads but rathers the tactical play that was lost with NiKo. I doubt Snax will make up for it through improvement so I would have liked to have seen them double down on fire power to offset Snax who won't be getting cut. huNter- needs to get his shit together.
>>1573053Instead of 4, 1 or 2 now.
https://x.com/pala/status/1877816563929141574
>>1573172That guy is ugly so I’m not opening that
>>1573178theres no pala in the video hes the one recording its a comfy dinner with a lot of people
>>1573187you have to live it
Would be so funny if G2 won the next major.
You Know I Had to Do It to Em
hon hon motherfuckers
>>1573200Kenny mon ami...
>>1573195There's two team I want to win a major in 2025. G2 and FaZe. Because they both desereve it <3.
https://www.hltv.org/news/40730/blast-bounty-schedule-and-final-invites-revealed>flyquest is in the top 16this is so fucking hilarious theyre going to get raped
it's kino time https://youtu.be/49qH0CjqnJA
wait I just realized, is karrigan the player whos lost the most major finals? like he lost 2 just last year, brutal actually
>>1573212>loses to imperial fe
>s1mple last game on Faceit was 2 weeks agoes ist vorbei
who care
>>1573216das ist die ende
>>1573212i'm going to set a timer to wake up and watch flyquest get humiliated like the good old days
>>1573214Guardian, Zeus, and s1mple also lost 3 finalsrain too
>>1573220Der goat ist dead
>>1573216>>1573224He's an alcoholic, why care, created his own demise
>>1573223oh yeah mb forgot about rain, and those guys as well yeah. bruh guardian really deserves one
>>1573231who do yall think deserves a major more atp, guardian or niko?
>>1573214price of staying at the top for 15 yearsdjokovic lost the most slam finals in history, fed second. lebron lost the most nba finals>>1573222that's a little sad
>>1573231>Niko isn't even the #1 Major loserkek
>>1573147>outanchoring jimpphatMan I'm a malbs enjoyer and I think he's the better player overall, but you can't just put jimmy down like that, he's become like the most archetypical anchor player there is and malbs didn't only get dog roles on every map either.
>>1573187all thisto leave humanity behindand become part of the 5%
>>1573200>cuckibig BRAND LOGO clothes are disgustingunless it's some sponsorship meme thing
>>1573214I think the 4 NIP grandpas are still top 1 losers, they went to 4 grand finals but for active players, yea he's up there.
>>1573240malbs also isn't that great an anchor, he's gonna start fucking teams raw once he gets the comfy niko spotsvs top 10 he was a 1.17 t side player, 0.99 ctlast 3 months 1.22 t side, 0.91 ct
>>1573250so he didn't actually outanchor anyonewhy would anons lie to me like this?
>>1573247yeah this guy is right, NiP lost 4 finals
>>1573251the guy doesn't know what he's talking about
>>1573212>>1573215>>1573222Thank you for coming back my chiggers.
>>1573215>>loses to imperial fethe hilarious timeline
Uh-Oh!
>>1573272JACKZ CHADZ IN CQNTRQL
>>1573260i bet a female team is better than flyquest too
>>1573276We already know that they're better than the Chinese scene so it's plausible.
>>1573276what are you willing to bet
>>1573301your moms pussy
>>1573311can you vocaroo that
>>1573356>flyquest>female
>>157335610rws cokeline btw
>>15733592016 post
>>1573364thank you
jba - jojo's bizarre adventure
>>1573537its actually just be asian
Did all kinds of aim training for a dayThe next day I was already accused of being a cheaterno I didn't suddenly become a god aimer, it seems an intensive period of grinding the motions just shook off a lot of rust I had because of not playing for a while and the aim training brought my skills backFeels good man. Suprised how much just one day helped.
>>1573565based, i'd be curious to see what you're routine is so you're not wasting time with unnecessary scenarios
>>1573541this nigga's asian?
>>1573574no cap he almost looks hapa
>>1573567aim_botz and similiar maps are more for time killing and brainless fun, even with the options it has it's way too simplistic: it doesn't give you the real gameplay scenarios nor does it give you enough quality repetitions of varying situations in a quick successionWhat I did that day:I grinded all the prefire courses (all named "MAPNAME Prefire", for train all I found was something named "Train | Aim Course") of all the current maps (so train instead of vertigo) on expert/hard (with deagle/ak).Then I grinded the 5E_Prac_mapname_prefire maps with the added settings:Full armor on botsBots have AKsDifficulty Hard(I use AK)At least for me this felt at first completely unfair since the bots would in some positions wreck you before you could even properly peek them, but what I lost in frustration I gained in proper movement and actually learning the proper preaims and especially being able to do the micro adjustments needed when peeking. Very recommended.Then I rounded it all out with some KovaaK's various benchmark courses, focusing especially on tracking since you don't really learn this much naturally in cs but it's paradoxically super important whenever you get into an actual aimfight and aren't just holding/instapeeking/prefiring. The most popular benchmarks will have all the stuff you need, there was even one named CS2 and I felt it was the best one maybe.Then some recoil training in cs and a bit of good ol' DM to feel things out.This worked for me.
>>1573582you should give this a watch and reevaluate what you're doing in kovaaks afterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBqqM81Munk
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/2966960/s1mple-situation
>>1573585yeah I don't really have a routine or anything, I just wanted to get some of my skill back and brute forced stuff for one daymaybe if I actually end up having enough time I could consider some actual routine too though I probably won't have time for that atm
>>157358715m is all you need in aim trainers the rest should be in game skills
>>1573588yeah when I play more actively I tend to do at least something like thatI've also resorted to cheating: my crosshair follows recoil, but I have a small static dot crosshair from my monitor as well (a marker would work just as well).Honestly valve should just add this option as default.
>>1573594Based cheaterUse a magnifying glass next
>>1573594subzwoo?
>>1573596I have some option like that but it's unplayable desuand doesn't seem like something I should even try to get used toI'd like for cs to have the "static dot + recoil crosshair", because the dot actually makes aiming the scout (and autosniper) surprisingly viable unscoped and even helps with preaiming with an AWP before scoping in. It feels cheaty almost.
>>1573598is that a playername?
You now remember... Subroza
https://www.hltv.org/events/2844/subaru-invitational-2017
>>1573580nah check the eyes
>>1573601nah just some player in another general who also used to use the cheater crosshair
Why he hasn’t find a team yet?
All of this just to announce HeavyGod. Kinda emberassing desu.
>>1573671They're gonna announce it's Niko.
>>1573676I want to believe but Falcons already announced him so that's not happening.
>rostermania slowly fizzling outWhat's next for the hero of all ESLs?
>>1573679hopefully rehab
>>1573251rolechads won. again.
>>1573671Welcome kyousuke!
>my face when I am forced to entertain my guests when I have explosive diarrhea
Lads its happening!
>>1573731link?
>>1573747Its on their xitter.
Who will they pick?
>>1573731Just a series of twitter posts?what a joke
>>1573731>>1573761not having a stream or even a simple fucking live page for this is laughable
Now that the picks are happening even the other teams are aware of G2's roster. Why are they afraid of coming out with it?
>>1573769>picking paiN when flyquest is available is this really your goat coach anons?
>>1573777Let's wait end see how it goes, I have faith.
>>1573780>The track record for the core of @FlyQuestCS against Brazilian teams in the last 4 years is 1 Win 12 Losses.humiliation incoming
>>1573780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JfDOVlGol8&ab_channel=heyitsjustmeh
>>1573783Excellent point. What is the track record of Tyloo, top Chinese team, against the Brazilians?
>>1573785for one thing rare atom has more map wins against mibr than flyquest does against mibr
Coach of the year is Hally.1 Legitimate Major + 6 grand finals including Katowice win.compared to Blade:1 FLUKE major and no premier win, only lower level stuff like EPL and EWCBut Blade has a cult of retards that suck his dick non-stop and can't see the facts. My favourite is when they glaze him at the same time saying the Major win was a fluke and not deserved.
>>1573787Huh. And what's Rare Atom's record against FlyQuest?Anyways welcome back chink.
So navi team gonna take:- 4 players in hltv top 20- igl of the year- coach of the year- team of the year2024 must have really been their era, right anons?
>>1573791are you watching
>>1573793Sadly they only fluked a major and then won 3 banana cups.
spirit 2 elite events (and two dachas though)navi 1* elite event (and rio and epl doebeit)
>>1573794No
>>1573793the only era universally accepted is the astralis onefor everything else the goalposts keep moving all over the place for whatever argument people want to try making at that time, denying and declaring eras willy-nilly
>4 hour long award ceremonythese fucking things drag on in every industry don't they
JUST IN - FAZE CEO orders the addition of tampons in the men's bathrooms at FAZE bootcamps
oh the redditor spirit fan is back for the weekend
>>1573814give the spirit fan a breakhe's pre-emptively getting mad about the hltv-awards to really get to seethin' when the results come outand he's banned on redditsamefagging here is all he has
>>1573826I'm calling this one as an upset win for the onlyfans team
>>1573830Not unlikely desu
>>1573840g2sissies they don’t rate us at all
imperial fe picks after ence
>>1573846I wouldn't rate a 4 man team either.
>>1573840and the retard of the year award goes to...
NOBODY WANTS TO PICK EF!!! EVERYEONE SO SCARED OF TURKISH BVLL LMAO
>>1573874whaaaaaaaaaaatoh hell nah oh hell nahh
Mario bros... this can't be real...
Ohnononononono
taz & malbs > niko & monesy
>>1573882BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK
>>1573882they just want maximum exposurethey would lose to any of the teams, might as well get a match with one of the elites
>>1573882smart pick honestlyno way reddit vincere doesn't give them at least 1 round. everyone else would've just destroyed them without any remorse
>>1573882navi is full of simps so they count on some handicap
>>1573886thanks Einstein
>>1573840this is smart because it's a g2 with recently shifted roles and probably very little practice (and the most potential money, obviously)>>1573882this is retardednot sure if they're delusional enough to think they even have a chance at winning this and getting a video essay titled "greatest upset in counterstrike history" made about them or if they did it for "da lulz xD", basically spitting in the face of the team that would have been in their spot with a fair system in place (which is far worse)
>>1573886>might as well get a match with one of the elitesIs getting assraped by the #3 team really less embarassing than a team a bit lower down?
ANa is cute
>the flukiest team ever gets a free pass to next round
>>1573893>and the most potential moneyIn the Blast xitter video B8 said just that. A lot of money and if they win a ton of vrs points.
alekisisters...
hunter must have some heinous dirt on g2 management
>>1573899hunter seemed like a more impactful player before, without niko, oddly enough
>>1573893>greatest upset in counterstrike historyAbsolutely not happening in a best of 3.>>1573899I can see the arguement to keep him on since before 2024 he was an elite player for years. Its fair to give a player like him the chance to get out of his slump especially with a new roster. But if he doesn't get his shit together until the Austin Major G2 should think about replacing him.
Fluxo take on the tvrkish bvll
>>1573882c'mon why not spirit for the memes
>>1573905I guess getting donked on by a 17 year old is even more humiliating.
so is anyone from this prestigious 'talent' group saying anything against dedicating event spots on female teams as an issue or are they all cucked? (except thorin)
whatever cunt is the IGL for imperial fem will humble the fuck out of alexsifraud
>mongolz pulling out of the meme tournament to praccmaxx for the real onesblitz showing everyone why he's a fm in chess once again
9pandas pick liquid maybe ?
>>1573927Yessir
>>1573927nice!
brutal mog
why did brazilian cs fall off so hard?
>>1573935see>>1571230and the following comments
Nice and easy for EliGe to get comfortable
what did they mean by that
>>1573951Idk. I'm not hip with the youth.
>>1573882Let me enlighten you on why Imperialfe picked Navi. They know they will lose to any team in the tournament so the picked the matchup that will result in them loosing the least vrs points. Actually fucking shamefull choice.
>>1573935Orgs and BR is literally NA-lite. They tend to get complacent just like NA.
mouz haters in shambles hoping that they shatter the studio merchant allegations this year. i think it's more about mentality than about nerves when it comes to big stage games since they've put up some really great maps on big stages but usually completely lose steam when things don't go as planned
Are you guys going to watch the hltv awards?
>>1573820?isn't donk beyond a lock for #1
>>1574043kys ner0
>>1574047I think he's talking about team of the year, that's why he said "Spirit fan" and not "donk fan".
>>1574048I for sure know I will be tuning in for 4 hours of incredible entertainment and hope you to will be joining us for the evening!
>>1574053more like 4 hours of circlejerk nevertheless i probably tune in for a while to check how oldhags doin and see donk getting some award
>>1573963thisit's a disgrace desu, luckily only one more tournament of this and it's over
>Navi watching the last 50 of Imperial Fe's matches, trying to cook up a counter strat
hltv awards starting
Spunj needs a tailor for those ill fitting pants
>>1574092they dont look ill fitting desu
>>1574093They're rolled up and way to wide
>>1574094no one wears slim fit anymore
what year would you say esports became this soulless tryhard shit
>>1574096
>>1574095Those pants wouldn't look out if place with those ill fitting suits the burgers used to wear. Prof and Striker got it right.
>>1574096~2016/2017 when vc money started to come in for esports
how did jacky pull her?
>he's just doing his own weird... stuffKEK
>who knows knowsI know
>>1574100how did maniac pull on her?
milf alert
>>1574104KEK
kokoszkaa mentioned
chad spunj burchill pulling out the childhood tv show referenceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-My7L7xzU
Stroking to Dona rn
Why'd they give that retarded slampig a mic?
more important question, how did nexa pull dona?
i actually don't think i can defend flyquest anymore
>>1574114erm you don't know shit about csdo you know who my boyfriend is
ropz looks like a mortician
boring ahh awards show, got wildcard on the second monitor
proposing a drinking game: take a swig every time someone looks at dona's tits (alcohol poisoning edition)
>>1574128this + i'm playing subway surfers and watching family guy on my tv
>>1574129I'm already boozing it up right now. They should also get more slamepigs to stand with their backs turned to the camera behind Striker.
>>1574134more slampigs in general are needed t b h
>>1574087>ultimately b1ad3 gives up because he can't recognize any pattern or logic in their game
that's not a caricature, that's a straight up portrait
>>1574135>more slampigs in general are needed t b h
>mute stream
So much milk...
imagine the smell
>>1574144blatant goon bait, hltv is shameless
But how can I get excited for women's cs if they're dressed so modestly?
NOW THE STREAM GETS GOOD
>navi are shitterszased prof
you gotta be fucking kidding me
THERE'S JUST NO ESCAPING THIS CRINGE FAGGOTffs hltv. why?
>new balance sneakers and jeans for a galadawg, this aint it...
>black tie>jeans
Why is he not sitting in the middle OMG. I thought Germans had a sense of, you know...
le fart man
jL wearing some faggy clear beads BWAHAHHAHAHAH OHNOONONONOON ALEKSI HYPNOSIS WORKING WELL I SEE
>>1574159He spent all his money on skins. That's all this poor man could afford. Have some heart man.
>jl holding a server's platter, giving out hors d'oeuvrespreview of 2026
ohne is so fucking based, dude just completely disrespects this "professional" awards ceremony nonsense
>drunk mr gambler>mr reddit yapping about food right afterwardalready hating this
>>1574163Will he be gassing it up tonight?
>>1574170yjk
apEX SPOTTED
>ohne's cameraman is better dressed than him
is franzj there?
>>1574177is that manletsnake?why does he look so middle aged singaporean chinese with money
MOGGED
AYO DONK SWAGGED OUT?
elle page
>>1574187OMG what a cutie!!!!!
didn't know Sinners was so shitIt's like they've all muted their micsdonk looks like an old lesbian now....
>>1574187bro donk looks so suave here
>>15684534chan hates skins for the most part or you're dealing with oldfags who paid $50 for their $4000 inventory
>>1574187wtf he must be like 160 cm
>me based
>>1574187bro has that shit on ++++aura
>>1574196bro is him ong
>treat yourself like cheesewisdom beyond his years
Just give Banks the mic Dona
Man, guys like FlameZ and Shapiros sister make me stop disliking Jews
thank you dona, thank you. now where is donk?
get this mongoloid boyrapist murderer off my screen
>>1574201That's the olds jewish trick in the book anon. Stay on your gaurd!
>>1574200banks is a bad interviewer too though
>>1574200This.Next time she asks someone their favorite food I'm punching my monitor
bros...
>>1574187I'm so glad he finally got a haircut. The Lord Farquaad look really didn't suit him. This looks much better.
>>1574208this makes brown "men" go berserk
>>1574206Miles better than Dona tho. Maybe Sjokz can wrestle the mic off of her.>>1574208Hnnnnnngggggggggg
nertz robbed
>zontix #25>device #26>stavn #30Holy fraudulent list
brollan is breaking the top 20 again next year for sure
>>1574210>sees woman>thinks of brown men
>>1574212
Flamez is so cute bros
stunna spotted
>>1574219I finally get apEX...
>>1574217>0.92tf
>I think we just make Zywoo IsraeliZYWOO DO NOT PUT ON THE KIPPAH IT'S HOW THEY BRAINWASH YOU
>>1574224zywoo WILL pray at the wailing wall
>FlameZ speaks RussianLooooooL, Nafo Navi Sissies in shambles, shaking, crying throwing up
>i was deadlifting NOOOOO FLAMEZ DON'T DO IT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO LUIGI
>>1574231imagine his tight, toned body...
>>1574224he's already jewish, they mean getting him the citizenship he's already eligible for
>>1574233yjk apEX masterminded all this
flamez will make for an excellent addition to the broadcast when he retires
>>1574239gotta lose the ttthhhhh slurring
>>1574239Please God no. I like him as a player and he seems funny but I can't fucking stand that lispy Israeli accent.
>>1574241>>1574243his accent will slowly improve
i wonder if styko is ever going back to the desk
>>1574241>>1574243he'll be there to look pretty
>>1574246he's been on international teams for like 4 years nowit would take training and lessons or some shit
>>1574247>>1571915>oskar styko krasnal q-q fessor
>Skin Of The Year
>scrawnyhate that faggot...
>banksjesus christ
i'd feel embarrassed to present the skin of the year award i'm not a skincel hater but who thought that was a good idea?
>pedo of the year
BANKSCHADS WE WON
what is this nigga wearing
>Ukraine pinbased Banks
>>1574261>it's ma'am!
China won
ohne was drunk before the show even started, he's gonna be blasted by the end of the evening
>>1574261dripped out straight yohji yamamato jun takahashi rei kawakubo issey miyake
>>1574249people train to fix stuff like that for broadcast work all the time
fartboy btfo
>>1574270>it would take training and lessons or some shitI was unfamiliar with this conceptnone of the serbs have fixed their accents yet
This Kraut is already drunk Bwaahahhahaa
>le accent... BAD!monolinguals are so cringe it's unbelievable
you guys post like women
we don't deserve Machine bros love this zesty mf
I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry
>>1574280i am
>>1574280>you guys post like womenWe're watching an awards ceremony. It doesn't get much more womanly than this
>ai generated speech because he couldn't even pretend to carebased
>>1574280Because we are
>>1574278more like spergs not monolingualsmost people don't care
>>1574280I am a woman, chud
'ARRY
>>1574278>dude just stomach shit, me and my buddies eat shit all the time, why don't you love shit like me, respect my indigenous cultural practices like serving you shit
CRINGE SEX HAVERS GET OUT OF MY GAME
>>1574293anglos don't have a scene, don't organize any real events and are a minority in terms of viewership so no, no one is obligated to adapt to you
>>1574298respect rap goathttps://litter.catbox.moe/4o8dby.mp4
>>1574302so go watch the russian broadcast or gaules or the gotv fag
>>1574305you mad lilbroski???
>>1574305kys
>>1574269The double collar does make me think it might be something YYPH but there are so many trashy streetwear brands ripping of Yohji's work these days that it's impossible to know for sure.
>>1574310uh is that english? a little cringeyou should use one of your other languages, on a forum where people speak it
WHO
Man blade barely speaks english, how is he able to manage that fucking team?
>>1574317He projects his thoughts into Aleksi's head who speaks for him
imagine how trashed Freya and Sjokz are getting right now
>>1574320do you think they kissed? (for the lulz obviously)
>>1574320Its an injustice of the highest order for me to not be there with them
>>1574305you're the one seething about accents though, we don't care
>>1574324you're the one bitching about people daring to have taste and express opinionswalking into a wine tasting and going "ugh, I could drink the cheapest swill, you guys couldn't drink complete trash like me"
this 1xbet commercial goes hard
>>1574322>Sjokz shoving her tongue down Freya's throat (as a joke)
>>1574330yeah yeah, we get it, the world revolves around youcan we move on?
is the hltv announcement in 4 minutes as usual?
>>1574341yes
>>1574217device too highsenzu too low>woxic>stavnLOL
Lord almighty
>>1574346MOMMA
>>1574217can someone explain this?
>>1574346that's not Lucy Luce, is it?
>>1574346I MUST travel to Serbia asap
>>1574338the world does revolve around me though, you're speaking my language on an english-only board. csgog is english, hltv is english, you'll get banned in the chat for the event you're watching and discussing if you speak anything other than englishI'll have whatever standards I want, and you can seethe (as in >>1574278) but not change anything
how do we fix this?
>>1574355That's a feature tho
>EpicDramaticMusic(Royalty_Free)30SecondLoop.wav
reeeeeeee its late
>>1574359kek
>>1574359lol. yeah i dont think this was intended to go on this long.
>>1574330>food analogykwab
>>1574364can't make this shit up
kinda surprising they managed to get everyone dressed up
That's it, hltv goon baited me with a bunch of milkers, gonna spend a couple of hours tonight gooning my brains out
>>1574370zazed
>>1574364>>1574366u mad?go join your friends on dvach, or maybe the dust2.dk comments
If the building exploded, who would come out on top in 2025
>>1574375none of liquid is in attendance
>>1574375*lives*
>>1574375That could be the Australian scene's big break, they might even have a team break into the upper tier 2
starting
>>1574381>baits a even during a nuclear holocaust
fuggg we really have the most kino esports dont we
mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy
>>1574386lol is a trash game but the esport is pretty cool cs wins just by virtue of history and quantity though
>we need more racistsholy based
>>1574392>tfw no Aryan cyborg gf
>>1574393Lol esports is really just worlds though.
>>1574392what is that?
this will be the best part of the awardsit's such a robbery they don't have NEO and f0rest together though, fuck your rules
SWEDES LOOK LIKE THAT?
potti aged like wine
They forgot to disable the emote confettes lmao
>>1574404i think he's actually a genuine swede. he definitely looks swarthy though.
>>1574393cs is more of a sport than lol thoughyou can understand cs within 15 minutes, I have no fucking clue what good play looks like in lol
lol
Bruh
>friberg lurking irl
what doink
Friberg???? Hello?
>says thank you>quick little lighthearted observation>fucks offthat's how you do an acceptance speech. get ready for a yappathon with the rest
DONK
>opener of the year>every clip is CT side holding anglelmao
GOATLIGE CAM ON
HOLY BASED
holy based
based donk holy shit
>says thank you>fucks offthat's how you do an acceptance speech. get ready for a yappathon with the rest
>>1574417fr bruh I wish I could watch this on 2x speed with subtitles
>>1574427shox yapping 20x more than donk who actually won
>>1574417i hate that they copied FIFA/UEFA with having a special old legend do each one of the awards, like it's cool to see them but absolutely everyone finds it unneccesary and waste of time
b1t more like b0t
>gLLOL
another fraudulent trophy
>3farts
this guy likes to sniff farts
>>1574436no he likes to fart on mentally ill girls
Maniac is hidden under freya bed
>>1574381top kek
This Moustache YTBOY is awful
ADREN MY KING
holy based adren
this has a school ceremony vibe
COMPLETELY fraudulent if jimi doesn't win
I KNEEL
Major MVP is speaking, listen and learn
>>1574448Actually miss this nigga so much, he was always a solid player.
finland defeated...
typical sashka
lil bro definitely practiced that in the shower
fraud awards, completely discredited
she is so hot in that outfit bros
WTF?
>couldn't be bothered to show uphope his rolex gets stolen in the mail
I see that hltv invited porn actress there, i I never thought Prof is such a coomer
>>1574462>caseinwheybros.......
what the fuck i dont care about these boomers
just announce m0nesy kenny we all know who won
>>1574465who?
>scout clip
DESERVED
>>1574261traditional north korean suit
this kid got carried by stewie2k
TAZ MENTIONED BY THE GOAT
>>1574477mirin
>>1574477Damn chopper lost a lot
>>1574477sh1to does infact not have that shit on. That suit is wearing him.
>beating himself up on stageI love this twink so much
wrap it up, dawgsave something for next year
why was f*llen allowed in
2025 will be our year mens :)
>>1574477Magixx with the manlet soles lmao
Friberg looking kinda pissed wtf.
>>1574489lucy looks like she's been cummed on
i'm sorry m0nesy.... i can't believe in myself
>>1574477never thought donk of all people would have the best fit and glow up of the entire event
>>1574493Couldn't have been me hehe
>>1574477zont1x looks like a bulgarian mob member
that IGL intro was pretty funny
KARRIGOAT AGAIN THIS YEAR FOR SURE
>>1574492he didn't get mentioned when fallen was talking about swedish legends and he's immature
Should've been pronax.
AleksiGODS we're finally winning
Me when a washed up German IGL is talking
>>1574502Too busy stalking his slut ex
i'm praying for biskela even as a navi hater
>>1574502>goes off an a rant about the Jews mid speech while the entire audience looks on in silent horror
finland victorious
Karrigoat robbed
>>1574507I'm a carrygunbro but it was obvious.
SEXYB
>girlfriendnice cope aleksib we all know the truth
>>1574506Just imagine
GOAT
>>1574504>I want to thank my coach with out my fraudulent ass would have never won this awardWhat a wierd speech
https://x.com/mauisnake/status/1878156592446644667Kassad BTFO
MY DRILLA
>ohne againthey're just taking the piss at this point aren't they
I am about a shocked as I will be when donk wins player of the year
will he post a photo with this trophy on instagram?
Hally robbed wtf
sycrone instead of TaZ is a robbery ngl
fraud awards
i can't believe b1ad3 just said tzd live>>1574527WHOLLY?
>>1574522His intro was short and to the point. Better than Shox waffling for 5 minutes straight
>>1574531Hally the goat who raped nav0
>>1574528>actual coach who has a great eye for talent vs>cheerleader who hires his washed friendsyeah, this is fucked up
Taz was robbed
will we get a dona/launders interview?
M80 MENTIONED LETS GOOOO
>>1574544EM EIGHTY?
>>1574548THE GERMAN ORG????
CACHE?
>>1574548erm... ay t?
>dissing jLosernew favorite caster
so which team are grinding instead of being there
niko's clip was better tbqhfamalam
donk sweep...
>>1574561FaZe.
HOLY BASEDDDDDDDDD
fucking lmaookay I actually like donk now
fuck what is he saying its too quiet
goddamn those Niko deags were slick
>s0mple would never
AHAHAHAHAH JLNIGGERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
BUT I LOVE YOU
stop it, donk! you're making it very difficult to hate you
so what you eatin and drinkn lads?
Heroic HUMILIATED.
>>1574580anon told me that it will end after major...
>>1574584>expecting Ad Of The Year to stop any time soon
>>1574493jacked off in the women's bathroom and missed the toilet paper in his hand
hello PGL
I left the fucking auditorium as fast as I possibly could and there's already a huge line for the bathroom Freya's giving free intermission blowies inWhich one of you leaked the invite??
oh my god stop this fucking music
>>1574591Sorry haha
>>1574591BayGoodHarbor at it again
who will be rookie of the year???
>>1574598karrigan.
HAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY BANKS GAVE THAT SHOULDER RUB
Banks!!!!! What are you doing????
m0NESY you fucking retard you need a fucking ego or you'll end up like Zywoo
>>1574598malbs
>>1574591Sjokz is in the upper level men's bathroom, down the hall by the elevator. Me and Harry are already here, but it's basically just us. Hurry up!
>>1573794No I went to sleep, why would I care about chink on chink violence?
>>1574606True. donk already played tier 1 in 2023.
monesy is so kissable
>>1573830Astralis is the underdog dawg.
monesy on that grindset
>>1574609I hope he keeps this hairstyle going forwards>>1574612true :3
How 17 year rookie has more aura than any other award winner
>>1574623B-b-banks sama...
>dreaming about rushing b to get reps inhe will be the goat of cs2, just give it a few years
>>1574621Just be born with it
why did chopper get robbed?
l-lads...
>>1574628chopper doesnt have igl skills its just donk go kill
>heccuthe goon bait continues. shameless
>>1574628Chopper is on the Snax level of calling but donk go kill ended up working better than NiKo go kill
AAAHHHHHH I LOVE LATVIAN WOMEN SO MUCH
>>1574630Mommy?
>>1574630old
>>1574628karrigan got robbed from his, fitting, 2nd place.
>>1574626true
>>1574539HAPPENING
>>1574630Pretty sure I just saw her walking off with m0nesy into an empty room
>>1574638
>>1574630M-MOMMA!!
>>1574643I'm sure I can still find a lonesom egg in that carton
it's so funny how this would obviously not be the best possible team
new era just dropped
christ donna is bogged
>>1574630yeah but how about our girl Eva?
>>1574651HiM bros...
>>1574652she's bimbomaxxing for nexa because he's serbian
have they announced 2nd 3rd yet?
>>1574651Swap jL and I'm down
>>1574653she is not our girl anon, lurk more
>>1574659huh?
HeavyGod is unleashing m0NESY... G2 bros our era is here
holy fuck anomoly still doing the mask meme
ANOMALY SPOTTED
>m0nesy spoiled that he is going to falcons in 6 months
>he was my ment-->my-->my very good friend...>he was my... I mean he's still my very good friend, my close friend'eartbreakin'
>>157466
are they trying to make m0NESY as uncomfortable as possible with this questions
>>1574667was there literally any doubtthey couldn't get jimmphat cuz m0nesy isn't resigning
>>1574672oops, meant for >>1574661
>>1574672biden bros...
>>1574673The last episode of talking counter started with Spunj talking about his itchy asshole for 5 minutes. This man has no shame.
>>1574187fuck bros he's even more of a gigachad now
>>1574680Aussies are horrible beings
>>1574187regal
>>1574680that's the kind of stuff australian intellectuals talk about
>rookie of the yeardonk>team of the yearspirit>women's teamspirit>women's playerdonk>player of the yearkyousuke
>>1574696Based
>>1574476>>1574477>sneakerslmao
>>1574699they're young so they don't know betterohne is pushing 40 and wearing jeans and sneakers
>>1574477>turtlenecksKINO
nafany bros..............
BRUTAL
getright is good because... um... he played against literal shitter bots
2014 hltv #1 should've been flusha.
>>1574707he top 1'd over cheaters tho
reminder that swedes call these niggas NEENyas een PEYAHMAS
>>1574708flusha and jw are eternal members of the /magog/ hall of fame
>freya starting to slur her wordshot
>>1574714
>>1574696>mtf player of the yearmagixx!!
>get_right earnings 600k>donk earnings 560kwhy is it like this?
>>1574707>erm it's actually not that impressive because people were worsealways has been and always will be a retarded argument
>>1574718gambling and skins
>>1574717magixx is ftm
SEIZED OMEGALUL
>>1574718more money now
>>1574717Still donk
>>1574715
>>1574718donk has accomplished more in a year than get right did in a decade
damn seized is polygonal as hellnothing but straight lines on that bitch
malds robbed.
>>1574729
>>1574718inflation
kyousuke robbed
TELL DESE NIGGAS
jay buh robbed
>>1574730guatemala is pretty dangerous what'd he lose?
I FUCKING KNEEL MY GOAT
my goat
>>1574716My favorite AWPer of all timeIf you hate this nigga you have no soul
scrawny holy cringe
Freya erotic!!!
>I am beating off to youwtf scrawny
>>1574737Rigged awards. donk played for half of 2023on Spirit and should not be eligable.
so fvcking trve
>>1574740who hates jw?
/ourgirl/
>>1574749soulless pussy ass niggas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY GOT A MAN ANNOUNCING BEST WOMAN
>>1574728Except winning.
>>1574747Your tears are delicious
HAG TIMEAGTIME
>>1574740based
WTF
>man larping as a woman to present the awardi think the female scene is a joke but that is fucking shameful
Name a single player on any of these womens team nominees
why there is no hag of the year trophy...
>>1574762zaaz is the jihadi and I know ana for her xitter whining but the rest is unknown
hello snax
>>1574747https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/11617/malbsmd?startDate=2019-01-01&endDate=2023-12-31malbs played cologne play-in, 3 rmrs, and an epl before 2024
ana my queen
i miss old zaaz
>>1574763Too easy for sjokz, would be unfair.
zaaz isn't receiving the award despite being igl because women talking to men is haram
MOMMY
SEXO
what happens if imperial fe wins?
sex with freya and sjokz at the same time!
>>1574716>>1574740don't forget that flusha donated his winnings from a tournament to send luminosity to katowice
>>1574768I miss those too
My Belgian MILF
did you screenshot jason looking at sjokz butt?
>>1574774navi immediately disband
She is slowly transforming to J.K Rowlinghttps://x.com/sjokz/status/1878128205501968873/photo/1
>>1574774we'll never know
>>1574777wtf i hate flusha now
>>1574774>1.19 vs 1.34MOGGED
>>1574782hope that gigamanlet gets divorced KEK
>>1574784she's gonna get lukeyluke kicked out of the women's bathroom?
>>1574784i thought you meant in a completely different manner...
>>1574774no hijab?
>>1574790Same I am somewhat disapointed but still sex tho
>scrawny talking about testosteronepls just stop.
>>1574754>>1574761I honestly don't really mind most trannies, but I'd be pretty fucking mad if I was a woman who cares about CS. There are notable women in the CS scene, whether it be ex-players like Potter or broadcast talent. Yet no one actually takes women's CS seriously, they only treat it like a sideshow for diversity points. Nothing exemplifies this more than having someone who isn't even a woman read off the nominees just because he's part of some minority sex pervert group.
>>1574794kys faggot make me
wtf
who's this little yellow man?
The greatest Vietnamese man ever
>CS was created by ChinxIt's over... we lost...
>>1574799The father of CS
>>1574801>Vietnam (Lesser China) created Counter Strike>Australia created...?
wtf more asian maisnake>>1574795>pottershe's doing valorant shit nowwe should get the THEY SHOULD BE SELEBRATED girl back
minh lee? is this the kid diddler
>>1574799Just shut the fuck up, Aussies haven't created anything, kys
>>1574784She's writing a series of mediocre children's books?
Holy shit, it's John Counter-Strike.
>>1574803>>Australia created...?>>1574680
>>1574801>>1574803>>1574806he's vietnamese-anglo, like dexter
>>1574812looks like ching chong to me
>>1574806Auschads invented winning.
there's a photo on Sjokz's instagram of her in a backlass blue dress covered in sweat, just fyi
based
If g2 would won this there should also invite hooxi and nexa
>>1574805nvm that was jess cliffe
g2 robbed
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>>1574815Cool, I don't use instagram so I will never see it.
HOLY BOOBA NEXT TO BIT
>>1574819Unironically
>iM's gf is a short stack immaculate taste
kek big boy IM
>>1574812Dexter is Han Aryan
nahhh
w0nderful's mistress
>Aleksib is 1.70mwhat a manleto
>>1574827He's a shorty himself what other choice does he have?
Did w0nderful get told to stay home because of that dumb Telegram drama he got involved in
Sadly Navi won't fluke anymore bananacups this year
>>1574824it's >>1574827
>go out like 16th in the major>win team of the yearcan someone explain this?
>>1574841fluke and rig
>>1574815which one? can't find it
>>1574833>>1574834b1t deserves a team of nonmanlets. bring s1mple back or some shit>>1574841they won a banana saudi meme and a mold epl and a uhhhhh a fluke major and a uhhhhhhhthey lost a bunch of finals ok?
>>1574834>>1574833why isn't anyone wearing a tie?
>>1574844NYE last pic
>>1574841there is more than one major brainlet
how many years has hltv had these big ceremonies?
>rolex
>>1574847Gamers
>>1574846manlets are superior in mental skills like playing CS though (aleksib, coldzera, get_right, donk, iM, NiKo)
>>1574850Ziggers already deleted the Copenhagen major from their memories after Spirit were exposed as frauds
>>1574853You mad, poor?
>it's time for me to leave the scene
>there are already people queuing up in front of this infamous women's bathroom even there is like 20 minuts of the show
>>1574857boomer watches are deprecated by smart watches
Swedish is a disgusting langue
>>1574856>Spirit are frauds>Wins majorUnlike Navi who fell off in a year LOLNavi to burger king
>>1574857Rolex are for tastelets. There are niocer watches and if you want one in the same price class get an Omega.
PAPITO LONDON SCHOOL
papito!
Does Pasha get to impregnate the women's player of the year?
>to be the tip of the spear on the brink of the breakthroughI hate Scrawny so fucking much, speak normally you retard
>>1574866>OmegaOmiga, Bwaahahhahah get off my face, Le moon watch, bwahhahahahahahahahha
based englando from streeto
Pasha englando masterclass.
>>1574857rolex is the psuedo rich watch company lol
>>1574872Get out of my thread /fa/ggot
>>1574871filtered
>>1574871it's even more cringe when he's casting and screaming his obviously prepared one-liners
what did blud even say kek
>mm-tier highlights>>1574866dis nigga buys $100k status symbols except the only people they connote status with is online losers
Tory is built for facefucking
BASED HIJAB ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ana my queen will humble wonderfool
Christ won.
>cross necklace Is Ana tradwife material?
iM and ANa to make the Romanian CS GOAT
>>1574886ugly slavic bimbo
>>1574888Mashallah brother
>>1574891nah, she smokes. the west has fallen.
MISSHARVEY MENTIONED
MISSHARVEY MENTIONED LETS FUCKING GO
>>1574897>she smokeshhhot
would we ana?
>>1574902big time anon
donktime
>one of the most exciting races we have ever seen for number one
Based Black Guy
>>1574217>>1574222>>1574345>>1574349Respect high dpi chad.
MY NIGGA
based refrezh
>$78k lifetime earnings>>15749053-way and donk out of nowhere, basically unsettled til the last event of the year
>that phone>those nailszesty...
>reading from phone>too far away from mic, can't hear anythingembarrassing
LOL production fucked up hard.
ZYWOO
>Zywoo
DONK ROBBED
ZyWHO?
AWPERS IN THE MUDMAYONESY AND ZYPOO FANS IN SHAMBLESRIFLING IS BACK BABY
>>1574917>>1574918>>1574919WHAT?!
>GROND, GROND, GROND
lol where did that zywoo sound come from? someone in the crowd?
It would be so funny if monesy becomes the next NiKo, always in the top 5 but never top 1 or any majors.
WHAT ARE THOSE?????
>thinks it's his last time hereHe knows Valve's going to ban his cheats
MY GOAT I KNEEL
ZYPOO #3>The two players outperformed ZywOo by a sizable margin at the year's most competitive events: his 1.19 Major and 1.22 Super-Elite rating is closer to the group below than his two rivals, and he still lags behind even when including the Elite Events.>ZywOo was also not quite as mighty deeper into tournaments and under the lights due to his drop-off there, which was comparatively bigger than most players on the Top 20 list. His 1.24 arena rating is a staggering 0.11 off m0NESY and 0.07 off donk, and he also trails behind both in big matches.>ZywOo is also behind both in terms of his biggest individual peaks, given that he's got one fewer Big Event MVPs and that many of his biggest performances came in the studios and qualifiers. That helps contextualize the overall statistical gap to m0NESY.AYO FRAUDCHECK?
z
s0mple now
>>1574931The production replayed the nominees clip for a second, it started with Zywoo.
>>1574931>lol where did that zywoo sound come from?Production
ZYWHO?
>5'11"
whatever you think about donk, you must admit that fit is heat
>>1574937He fell off. It's over.
zywoo absolutely KWABOTY lmao
washed
>>1574944THE CONSISTENCY GOAT WAS ROBBED
DONK SUPREMACYZPIRIT ON TOP
>both zywoo and monesy picked kyosuke as bold predictionwhat a utter kwabs
>>1574953CONSISTENTLY LOST EVENTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
both monesy and zywoo said kyosuke but donk mentions some literal shitter
donk kinda mogging here ngl
>thank you NiKofuck :(
bros.......
>zywho says nothingfuckin fraud
>>1574961why the fuck would you place number 2 in the middle?
>donk will be even better this yearbros......?
>>1574966fluke hltv #1
>>1574953consistently ghosted
>people are already leaving for a quickie in the women's bathroom
>>1574964what the hell are they doing
>>1574959>here's my bold prediction: the top rated prospect that everyone else also pickedmayo and zyjoo boring asl
>anders reviewing mapcore trash during this shitbased
>>1574959>nooooo you can't heckin have a bold prediction as your bold prediction
why is niko betraying monesy?
>If only niko and m0nesy were not choked during semis with faze
>someone will fuck sjokz tonightit should've been me
>>1574979$$$$$
kinda fucked that Niko didn't show up, it's in Belgrade after all
>>1574979Bros before hoes and money before bros.
>>1574979He knows his career is coming to an end soon so he may as well exit with all the Saudi money he can
>>1574984thye said falcons were practicing
what's with the serbian flag?at least the russian flag for donk makes sense.
>>1574988>Saturday nightcome on, him and zonic basically own that team now (at least the CS division)
>>1574991serbia secretly runs cs esports
>>1574991it's hosted in Belgrade
>>1574991the event is in serbia
forest drunk AF
>>1574979He clearly has a "secret" verbal agreement with m0nesy that he'll move to Falcons once his contract at G2 is up.
>donk didn't deserve i-
insane statline
>>1574959holy shit the betrayalhe knows kyousuke is better
>>1574981Imagine her stumbling back to your hotel room, the overpowering scent of alcohol wafting from her breath as she can't stop kissing your neck.
>>1575002Correct she didn't.
Are there any career ending clips in CS like Faker's 1v1 against Ryu in League?
>>1575010https://youtu.be/HEnBgBJeR2A?t=25
>>1575002it's actually insane how donk, ZywoO and m0NESY were top 3 in every single stat barring impact (m0NESY is #4)probably the biggest difference from to 3rd to 4th ever. If it wasn't for donk, we could be talking about the best year-wise performance ever by either m0nesy or zywoo
>>1575005>Whilst donk does give a mention to Spirit Academy star Maxim "kyousuke" Lukin,
>>1575010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s03flFIT3kliterally tarik's last ever CS event
>>1574959I'm surprised Spirit didn't have donk say one of their academy players to increase the player's value with the donk seal of approval
>>1575018who
based total awper death
>>1575014yeah but they change stats depending on the playerfor example they listed flashbangs thrown per round for broky lmao
will they talk about a top20 leak or pretend that it was not a thing?
Kneel.
elige getting btfo live
>>1575028is he even a big streamer anymore?feels like i dont see him when i check twitch streams.
Not even secondNo closing speechBywoo ghosted again in finals
based maui chatting all the women in the background
>>1575046manlets are such tryhards, arent they?
did we like hltv event?
>>1575046Do you think he has his shoe lifts in?
>>1575052it was okey with a thread but just watching it would be a such slurpfest
>>1575039was zywhoo mad or something?
>>1575052I don't care what "we" think, I liked it. I'm glad that we have a group in CS that's willing and capable to host events like this every year without them being massive cringefests. It was just the right amount of professionalism and silliness. Unless you've watched other esports you have no idea how lucky CS is to have something like HLTV that's not beholden to the game's developers at all can can do their own thing however they want.
>>1575052no
just realized zywoo and freya came full circle since he said no to the speech https://youtu.be/fcx9_NjdiDA
>>1575067>shahzamrat FUCK
monesy will never be top 1Now Donk and then Kyousuke is coming. Both are younger and clearly better than him. He had to get top 1 before these these two arrived in tier 1 but he missed his chance
>>1575078He has one chance in the next year, this will be his last chance, then donk will catch up with him in experience, and he is already overtaking him in mechanical skills
>>1575039cannot wait for the day these two play together
>>1575059i dont think so. he looked happy on stage.
>>1575091HLTV should make a CS world cup
the literal GOAT
AVRA
>>1575097did it used to be only medals but now it's trophies for some rewards instead?
>>1575100donk looks like a miniature bond villain with the new haircut and outfit (in a good way)
>>1575100Western and Eastern Russian phenotypes
>>1575100>AURAdonk is ugly af bro
>>1575130he looks pretty good in that picture actuallybut he has like crooked teeth and gum smile so he looks better with his mouth closed
>>1575137as long as he keeps mewing
>monesy is first up to clap for donkyou know he doesn't seem very mad or jealous that donk stole his #1
>>1574834IM big balls standing next to b1t ,3 years younger babyface and yet still height mogging him by 30cm lmao.
>>1575148Ilya behind you!!!
>>1575152
>>1575148brutal mogging
>>1575152>malbs and his momkek
>>1575130he was looking dapper todaymust've blasted accutane this week though
>>1574651if only...this actually looks like a roster that would work well on the server and not only on paper
>>1575017my god valorant casting must be complete dogshit
>>1575157very cute
>>1575017 peanut brain
>>1575157>shitting on someone for honoring the person who birthed and raised himyou're a weirdo
1. Navi2. G23. SpiritDid spirit beat G2 even once in 2024?
>>1575203>you being a faggotkek
>>1575207>you being an incel topjej
>>1575130Nah he looks great
>>1575205it seems skipping tier1 events for BB Dachaus ended up costing spirit
>>1575205Yeah, but not the malbs rendition
>>1575212Bb dacha is ez 500k
>>1575215well it is literally their sponsor's event they're expected to win so sure
>please help us we're retarded
>>1575220[Spoiler]they didn't even win them in the end and got cucked by mouz[/spoiler,]
>>1575213you mean they won a map when g2 had their coach playing?
https://x.com/deepakmachya/status/1878149104301392054/photo/1nonce police is coming
>>1575021heccu
kek
>>1575100Why did donk cut his hair? Why why why why? He was such a fucking sexy sissy before, now he just looks like a normal boy..
>>1575251seek help
>>1575222Did this dumb nigger forget Spirit won the 2nd one?
>>1575251Kill yourself
>>1575251he looks way hotter now wtf?
anybody got the clip of donk shouting out poloolpp?
>>1575302you mean magixx
beautiful image
>>1575318soulless suits
The great thinker
>>1575288pronoun: them 1. used as the object of a verb or preposition to refer to two or more people or things previously mentioned or easily identified.as a spirit fan you really should know your pronouns beter desu
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378222/rare-atom-vs-atox-xse-pro-league-2025if atox wins this they surpass flyquest in valve ranking if rare atom wins they get to 3rd in asia valve ranking
https://x.com/HLTVawards/status/1878130922639225091>I'm already teaching Vitality boys how to Faze Up
>>1575396How is Atox so high in Valve ra0nking?
>>1575244shes so fine
is donk going to win next year too?
>>1575437yea
>>1575406Things just will never be the same again.
>>1575408https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378144/eruption-vs-atox-1xbet-mesa-asia-series-2024-finals
>>1575437no probably not
>>1575448who can compete?monesy, niko and zywoo all got downgraded teams
>>1575455w0nderful top 1
>>1575455elige with more playoffs would've got at least top 5 this year
>>1575437donk has already been figured out. his team's playstyle is dumbfuck easy to beat. i'd be surprised if they even made it to playoffs once summer gets here. zywoo #1 is looking pretty likely for next year.
Why are NA players always trolling in faceit? Are their brains all cooked from taking too much adderall?
>>1575487faceit was always the joke platform for nalike cevo
>[ZywOo's] numbers advantage mainly came from studio, non-award event performances, and group stages.they're openly calling him a farmer lmao, based as fuck from HLTV
>>1575465>donk has already been figured out. his team's playstyle is dumbfuck easy to beathow did they win the first and last event of the year if everyone instantly figured them out
>>1575488So whats the serious platform in NA?
>>1575515>So whats the serious platform in NA?
>>1575372retard; plural noun: retards/ˈrētärd/a person who has an intellectual disability (often used as a general term of abuse).
>>1575523
>>1575514Lol btfo
>>1575514anon didn't say instantly, and he's not wrong. Donk's playstyle can be countered. Spirit was still the better team in Shanghai but I doubt that holds true 3+ months from now
they just got rid of spirit's worst map and you're laughing
>>1575515esca
>>1575546>anon didn't say instantly>>1575465>i'd be surprised if they even made it to playoffs once summer gets herethey were everyone's #1 priority in february 2024, a year of attention wasn't enough to stop them from winning a major, and suddenly they won't even make playoffs?especially when they have a top prospect waiting on their bench if they start to slip at all
Man it feels like just yesterday Zywoo was the "Donk" i.e up and coming prodigy. Still remember the showmatches he played before officially joining. And now there are already talks of him being a fraud (farming groups and statpadding with the support of his team) and on track to being washed up like simple. How quickly time flies by.....
>>1575559>suddenlythere were cracks in their game throughout the year and every team has to survive being #1 and most of them can't do it for long. Donk will still hard carry but unless they're able to change their game if needed they will struggle
>>1575514dodged jitu's part of the bracket
So which of the guys at this HLTV ceremony, other than the ones without a wife/gf, had sex tonight?Conversely which of the ladies DIDN'T have sex tonight?
>>1575549it wasn't that bad i doubt most teams will change their permaban though and just move it over from vert to train and they'll just never have to play train or inferno
>>1575549inferno (the white man's map) is still in the pool
Change first ban to first pick. "Permaban" more like permavirgin.
9 map pool
>>1575549inferno's gone?thank goodness
>>1575567>won Cologne against snaptappers>washednt
>>1575568how do you alarm bells not go off in your head when you have to rationalize and support a position of "this team will not even make playoffs within the next 6 months"g2 didn't stay #1 forever. vitality didn't stay #1 forever. they aren't playing ccts for gas money, they don't miss playoffs at every event, they're just good teams
overpass my beloved...
>>1575573sure, and navi only won copenhagen because they weren't in spirits half of the bracket
anubisancientbasaltcachenukeoverpasstrain
>>1575595It's a high IQ map, most pros are braindead chuds.
OverpassCacheMirageInfernoTrainCobblestoneSubzero
>>1575594well i'm nta, I think spirit will still make it into playoffs this year but they will struggle against these new lineups. I could see them doing that thing where they choose events carefully and time their peaks around the major though
>>1575598probably, yeahSpirit were much more intimidating in Copenhagen than in Shanghai, despite winning the latter. they lost to fucking Furia in groups, not just lost but literally got wiped off the map. as well as losing another bo3 to G2 and Passion UA earlier.
>>1575608https://www.hltv.org/matches/2355746/faze-vs-big-pgl-major-antwerp-2022-europe-rmr-ahttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2356132/faze-vs-ence-pgl-major-antwerp-2022stockholm was the only real major win in history
>>1575608>Bo1sFlukes, didn't matter
seasoncacheoverpassancientnuketrain cobbleaztecwhoever wins the mapcore contest this year
>>1575608it was bo1 vs passion ua
>>1575621i know, i worded it badly
>>1575607>these new lineupsvitality is way better and will be a real contender. faze I think will improve, but it's not clear cut and will take time. g2 is worse off, and they were the team that caused the most trouble for spirit in 2024I think they shoulda done +kyousuke but made back to back finals so they couldn't pull the trigger. the upside is that they can make the change at any time for freeeither way I don't see donk slipping out of top 3 and contending for best player itw. if you watch some demos he still just fucks other teams up
>>1575641i was just about to make a similar post. i also think this was a good chance to upgrade and establish a period of dominance until the other big teams find their feet. now, who knows. every team that wins big gets some kind of psychological effect after it, mostly negative. having a new unproven talent on board would be a good measure to counter it.
Statniggers need to be hung. 0 CS knowledge.
hooxi 0 team offers
>>1575663kassad won
>>1575663HooxiSpinxPerfectofloppys1mple
>>1575665slayers of CCT
>>1575663He'll probably end up on Astralis eventually
>>1575665Benched heroes
floppy
>>1575687real
>the first valve sanctioned tier 1 match of the new era is a fucking mibr vs flyquest best of 3
>>1573783/ourchink/ lives on the land down under? What is this betrayal? -100000 social points right this instant.
does floppy still sleep in a bunk bed
>>1575690KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1575693Don't worry about it
we're in here. he boutta save na cs.https://www.twitch.tv/steel_tv
>>1575692i copy pasted that from that one annoying australian analyst so im geussing its a common thing they talk abouteven flyquests biggest dickriders know they suck
FQChads on top, chinx keep seething!
>>1575701Guys does anyone know when tyloo or lynn vision or rare atom are playing? Don't see them here on this list.
>>1575705based fly and/or mosquito taking revenge for the four pests campaign
>>1575682the greatest team that never was
Auschads are gonna win.
>>1575698steel has good brain but his mechanics are over
>>1575698if washed was a person
best in the world
>>1575710cursed image
>>1575720- of tier 5 counterstrike
>>1575711
>>1575742wait where are the first two maps from the major? they don't start with bo3s
>>1575745it's mental illness, he's capping bo1s from 3 years ago between a grayhound core that no longer exists and a pain core that no longer exists
>>1575745its every match they had against a brazilian team dumbfuck
>>1575757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMEU2Jpj0Y4&ab_channel=BlaxyGirls-Topic
>>1575742Cool and? They'll still win.
https://xcancel.com/minus_cs/status/1864066998176764396why is america cursed with schizophrenic prospects
>>1575775least mentally ill american
so spirit ended up being the bronze medalists for the year 2024, surprising, but it is warranted I see
/r/VACsucks/ says donk is cheating...
>>1575813only event g2 won that I remember is the stewie dallas
>>1575837me when my undetectable mouse-installed aimlock microtoggle software goes undetected for a full year
>>1575843It was real in your head
Cheats? Never needed them
>>1575821please go back
>>1575847Is he stil whining about people knowing he has a Porsche?
>kyousuke got 6.5 bold predictionswhat does it mean?
>>1575869>bold
>>1575822they still placed more/better and got more points overall so that's why it was ranked G2>Spirit
I wish they made the R8 secondary fire cock the gun so it worked like a normal gun for one shot (double-action, single-action), and then you'd have to either do a delayed mouse1 like it fires now or cock it again with mouse2 it would actually make it viable but deagle would still be an upgrade and the r8 would be uniquecurrently both firemodes are worthless in serious use
January 2024:takes:-overrated player, won a tier 2 betboom dacha, that means nothing.-will fall apart against Tier 1 teams.-In the arena, his hands will shake and he won't be able to do anything.-will never be close to ZywOoJanuary 2025:-Top #1 HLTV-Major winner-Major MVP-Major rating record (1.49)-IEM Katowice rating record (1.70)-Rookie of the Year-Opener of the Year-Highlight of the Year-Best-ever statistical performance (ADR, Impact, etc.)
>>1575904He actually plays cs2 when many other pros were still trying to play csgo in 2024Not to mention he's an aim god
rare atom vs atox soon
>>1575906big turnout
well well well
>>1575908wow you really got that random hltv poster from 7 years ago
>>1575904Ew what's that smell. I think that there's a frognigger here
>>1575928good reading comprehension. really impressive.
>>1575904I too can get crazy stats when I'm cheating my ass off
Do you think we'll see any upsets against the top teams at Blast Bounty? I can see Spirit losing to fnatic and Ence taking down Falcons but that's really it.
>>1576005Falcons losing isn't an upset
>>1576007On paper it would be. Heroic was #8 on the vrs plus NiKo and Magisk.
>>1575396>randomly mentions flyquest>is wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg
>>1576012i didnt know it wasnt vrs ranked either so basically the tournament meant nothing fucking great
>>1576017>i didnt know it wasnt vrs ranked either if only there was some way to tell>the tournament meant nothingyes, like most chinese tournaments
>>1576017>so basically the tournament meant nothing fucking greatThere's still prize money involved.
wonderful based for not attending the circlejerk awards. playing faceit while others larp as important people. this is why he will be the goat.
>>1575995how is donk the only player smart enough to cheat?
>>1576025Flusha
>>1575908>correct on all accountswoah
>>1576026hello dan, i'm your biggest fan!
>>1576025He isn't the only one cheating, but he is the only one not even trying to hide it in T1
when the fuck is kyousuke joining a team?
>>1576037He's on one already retard.
>>1576039meme academy teams doesn't count. you know that but you still wanted to post a snarky reply.
>>1576040>it doesn't le countcope
>>1576018it would be nice if hltv actually told you clearly instead of hiding it deep in the tournament page>>1576019which is irrelevant if you can't get points from it rare atom is already salaried and paid well
>>1576034>blatantly MOGGING seasoned proswhat a fucking chad, imagine busting your ass to hide shitty cheats for years and some siberian just openly smacks you around
>>1576044They do tell you clearly on the tournament page.
>>1576037after he's done with the academy program maybe, summer
>>1576043cope
>>1576044>which is irrelevant if you can't get points from it rare atom is already salaried and paid wellYeah I sure would hate earning an additional 2k from one tournament if I were a player. There's a really easy fix for the tournament organizer btw. Run the tournament in a format that complies with vrs rules and it's magically ranked.
>>1576037Should be ready eventually. He'll probably play in some tournaments in a few months and get offers from T1 teams if he matches the hype.
is JBa new kekindar ?
>>1576158
>>1576143>loses map>hits a vapenext gen's lungs gonna be cooked
i really enjoy watching spirit but i dont know if the hyper aggressive donk thing can last. Yeah, he has great aim but that whole style has counters. Niko was pretty much a huge wall in donks way. I think zywoo has way more tricks in his bag and will probably have to push to show them a bit more this year.
>>1576169As opposed to current gen, actual cooked lungs.
how is susp so good and foozy so ass
Cam on wildcard
Whats left for him?
>>15762056 months on broadcast until danwoo has nicx kicked for him
>>1576205is sam "GoDaZeD" marine coming back too?
>>1576210i think he went chrisJ trail
I remember an na-eu mix with an inconsistent awper winning home sweet home snow sweet snow cups before the season started.....
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wildcard actually get a bunch of ranking points from that random online bo3 tournament, they've gone from 21 to 16 and I don't think that includes that they've won the final
>>1576240>In preparation for the shift, HLTV's ranking page has been updated to display the Valve Regional Standings alongside HLTV's own team ranking.>Instead of copying Valve's periodic updates from their GitHub page, HLTV has implemented the ranking's public formula to show the most current information on the teams' standings, updated live with every match result
Isn't it kind of strange how malbs hung around tier 2/3 NA teams for years? His first half year in tier 1 he's won 2 trophies got top 20 eventhough he wasn't even playing his prefered roles. How come no team picked him up sooner?
bless this little autist
>>1576249those teams are central or south american, he spoke spanish. m80 was a last resort I think
>>1576258But surely he could speak some english before joining M80. Even if it's only basic english he's talented enough for a team to flip the coin on him.
>old good new badchuds btfo
i played some 1.6 yesterday it was pretty fun
>>1576273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pulq6zsUhgowas is this fun
>>1576270But you can still play Counter Strike on Steam?
>>1576158>>1576159freya is so fucking hot broshow'd her old man husband pull her?
>>1576325I am still amazed that Ohnepixel's cameraman was one of the best dressed guys there.
>>1576294shes completely assless. being flat as a board will make you much more accessible to normal people
>>1576325Team Wholesome Chungus
>>1576325jL bros... Our response???
>>1576325what a bunch of losers
>>1576325youll ready know the girl with the glasses got that grippy ya feel me
>"Everything went wrong on our side, some people were tilting during the game, and we didn’t give our best mood to win after Nuke. But it’s not the fault of one person, but the fault of the team."I hate shitpex and stinx so much
>>1576609Gonna slide my tippy in the grippy if you catch my drift
atox is less than 100 points away from surpassing flyquest
https://www.dust2.us/news/56888/official-party-astronauts-add-walco-and-axed
>>1576263Malbs speaks English on the level of native fluency, much better than people like Stewie2k and other mumble-speakers.>How come no team picked him up sooner?He was pretty good on TeamOne even though that team was gigatrash and he was actually picked by coldzera's 00Nation. There he was shoved into shit roles and the whole team was dysfunctional which dropped his stock and back to T1 he went
>>1576678I've missed your obsession with Flychads.
i can't defend flyquest.regali in good faith
>>1576722Then argue in bad faith
>>1575205this is the biggest joke of all their rankings this year, absolute G2 dickriders. Spirit 3 events won Kato, Major and BLAST, G2 won two BLASTs and Dallas lol, only a complete moron would not rank Navi and Spirit as the two best teams of the year.
>>1576729>The team of the year is decided based upon ranking gains made by three-man cores (not the organizations) over the course of the year. Unlike in the actual ranking, core's points here are unaffected by roster changes or decay.Skipping real events and farming dachas (or a dacha since they managed to lose one) came back to bite spirit in the ass. By skipping events and having lower lows than G2 they ended up lower ranked.>The European combine also missed out on the playoffs just twice all season.Spirit had a flashier year, and with the major, donk-hype and recency bias having their year seems attractive, but based on the objective ranking G2 was the better team when you consider the whole year and ALL events.Honestly spirit was probably very smart to get more rest, give less matches for opponents to analyze and focus on the major, this was probably the best possible result they could have gotten for the year in total. I think they would have fizzled out worse if they kept grinding like other teams, but choosing to skip events and placing low is reflected justly in the final yearly ranking.tl;dr:spirit's year feels better, but G2 had an objectively better year overall, thusG2>spirit is right.
>>1576263that team was 00nation, except cold decided on a whim that he wanted to play with taco and his zoomers instead, so malbs got kicked and went back to t3 until m80 rolled the dice on him>I joined the team not knowing a single word of Portuguese, but I began to pay attention and I started to associate different words. A lot of people were amazed by how I went from not speaking any Portuguese to being able to communicate and even write a bit in just a couple months.
>>1576751People should remember their major win* was one bugged smoke away from being one of the biggest chokes of all timeEven if you disregard them winning* thanks to a bug, it still still literally as close as it could get. It's not like they won* comfortably, it was the thinnest margin possible.
>>1576751what a wall of cope, imagine thinking making consistent playoffs outweights winning Kato and Major in the same year kek
>>1576777forced meme
>>1576786anon...G2 placed above Spirit for 2024the coper here is you
>>1576786it's an objective rankingyou're literally arguing with objective reality
>>1576751>G2 had an objectively better year overall
>>1576796>>1576799ask the g2 players if they'd trade results with spiritwhat do you think their answer would be?
>>1576802I think they would choose to remain #2 over being #3 like spirit
>>1576807>niko would turn down a major for a meme number rankinghe truly is the ultimate KWABOAT
>>1576751idc about that gay shithere are 2 sets of teams:>9z, lynn vision, nicodooz heroic, vp, tyloo, falcons, m80, big, 3dmax>falcons, furia, mouz, ef, falcons, degster heroic, aurorais one of these way way more impressive than the other? I don't think so. top is g2's wins at chengdu epl and rio, bottom is those betboom memesspirit won more and better events than g2, major+kato>blast meme and standin dallas. spirit played more maps against every level of opposition than vitality so I find it hard to care that they skipped 1 tournament they weren't invited to, 1 last minute invite, and 1 actual invite (but in fuckin brazil)
>>1576800nothing but typical 4chan contrarianism, it's telling that even on HLTV among like 200 comments on the matter you can barely find a single schizo seriously defending this
>>1576813the ranking points don't care about your gay excuses eitherit doesn't matter how much you seethe about it, skipping events and placing worse overall for the year dropped spirit to #3It's not a fucking opinion. It's how the end results look.#2 G2#3 SpiritYou can shidd and fardd about it to the numbers all you want but they won't change.
>>1576817b-but my feelings tell me spirit should have more points?my feelings can't be wrong!the facts are wrong!
>>1576777triples of truth
>>1576817>It's not a fucking opinion.it was voted by HLTV staff members you retard it's literally an opinion vote.
>>1576796>>1576799no offense but you're dumb as hellhltv ranking weights event performances differently based on things like "eliteness", prize money, attending teams, lan or online, proximity to a trophy, etc. these weights are subjective and picked by humansnormal hltv ranking fades out with time. this "team of the year" thing is just a tennis ranking system where they tally all the ranking points a team got over the past yearergoif you disagree with the way they weighted events (systematically or specific events or valuing wins more than playoff spots) you can comfortably and confidently disagree with their decisionit's not like you're denying gravity exists, it's like thinking the atp finals shouldn't give you 80% of a 250 win for 1 round-robin matchlike hltv's "objective ranking" disagrees with valve's "objective ranking" right now. hltv has spirit #1 by a ton, valve has g2 slightly above spirit
>>1576817>>1576819>>1576824the numbers are picked by humans you drooling retardsis valve's ranking system not objective? is hltv's? how can these two objective systems disagree?
>>1576821Oh you're just genuinely intellectually disabled and illiterate>The team of the year is decided based upon ranking gains made by three-man cores (not the organizations) over the course of the year. Unlike in the actual ranking, core's points here are unaffected by roster changes or decay.
>>1576777wasn't a bug nigga download the demo yourself and see botky just missed and lost his team a major
>>1576829>You see those players from Latvia?>They've got curved smokes...>Curved.>Smokes.
>>1576824>>1576825Of course any system like this is somewhat arbitrary in the way it is set up, it's brainless to even bring it up.But after a system is set up the numbers you run through it and the end results are objective.
>>1576834>no but the system was rigged! the only way the system could be right is if it aligned with my personal feelings! surely they made the system up just to spite spirit.
>>1576829it's a bug that was brought in by the jumpthrow mechanics, making the nade curve AFTER you've thrown it even when not jumpthrowing
>>1576834>it's brainless to even bring it upyeah you are actually just dumb as hell. garbage in garbage out>Jeff Bezos: We were going over a weekly business review and a set of documents, and I have a saying, which is when the data and the anecdotes disagree, the anecdotes are usually right. And it doesn’t mean you just slavishly go follow the anecdotes then. It means you go examine the data because it’s usually not that the data is being miscollected, it’s usually that you’re not measuring the right thing. And so of you have a bunch of customers complaining about something and at the same time, your metrics look like they shouldn’t be complaining, you should doubt the metrics.stop telling people they're denying reality and lost their right to disagree with the way hltv weights things if it leads to results they think are nonsensical, as if we all signed a contract in blood or some shitno team would rather have g2's year than spirit's year
>>1576834>>1576843Here's the source of your disagreement:One is saying the objective numbers put G2 over spirit.One is saying no team would rather have G2's year than spirit's year.One is measuring overall performance and the other is measuring perceived success.It is true that G2 had overall better performance in 2024.It is also true that Spirit had greater generally perceived success in 2024.Since winners of events get their (literal) prizes at those events I can't really object to having some way of acknowleding longevity of high-level performance. So I think G2 earned their #2 spot.
>>1576827you are so fucking dumb m8in this article they are just explaining the basic criteria for the award, i guess in case some big team does a giant overhaul and changes their core mid season. if 3man core rankings throughout the year were the only criterion used there would be no need for voting or any suspense for the award ceremony at all since everything would already be known right after the Major by doing the numbers. the role awards (anchor, opener, closer, etc.) were picked by pros and talent, that's why they're more or less as everyone expected. team of the year and top 20 are picked exclusively by HLTV staff, that's why it's a shitshow with broky top 8 and G2 top 2.regards
>g2 #2lmao always, never winners
>>1576854watch them win a major now that niko is gone
>>1576852tl;dr>It's bad because they disagree with my fanboy opinions
>>1576839maybe broky should play the game more as that was in the game for MONTHS
>>1576851put a trip on so I can filter your posts
>>1576851how do you objectively measure performance?objectively how much more valuable is a major than Cologne, or Cologne than EWC?
https://x.com/magnuscarlsen/status/1878571032073650269
>>1576925>hmm, what could this be, Magnus Carlsen and rain together or something?>it's fucking ohneshitxel AGAINi hate ohne so much it's unreal, how the fuck does this faggot appear everywhere
despite all the glazing they got since the major (for donk it was deserved) spirit was kinda meh for a large part of the year
wish my team was 'kinda meh' and took home 4 trophies jfc
FlyQuest3DMAXLiquidSpiritWildcardBIGFalconsVitalityColEFFazeNaviGLFuriaBetBoomG2
>>1576937i disagreefirst half of the year they were the best team, the only that won 2 events and they went to the break as #1after the break they were shit for 3 months but still made some playoffs (EPL, BLAST, Riyadh), lost to either winners or finalists.in the end they picked up form, got 2nd place at BLAST and won the Major, now they are top 1 again.pretty dishonest to say they were shit for "large part" of the yearthe 3 bad months of Spirit was comparable to G2's first 5 months of the year where they looked like they will legit disband until the Dallas fluke with stewie. people don't even remember fucking M80 almost beat them twice and knocked them out of EPL group stage.
>>1576942Are these your heroes?
>>1576953almost* knocked them out
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378249/tyloo-vs-semperfi-zowie-extremesland-asia-open-2024
>>1576973read nigga read
>>1576975tyloo will fuck them like they do to most australian teamsand even if its unranked you still gain some vrs pointsatox gained 101 points on vrs for coming 2nd in the luoyang tournament last week which hltv said "unranked"https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2025/january/7/region/Asia atox 1158https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2025/january/13/region/Asia atox 1259
>>1576978That's HLTV's interpretation of the rankings not the official valve ones.
>>1576978idk about the ranking, seems like a bug>like they do to most australian teamsdidn't they always lose to grayhound back when they were around
>>1576205Is he really bad? He doesn't seem bad, he just won Advanced on faceit
>>1576984we'll see next valve update then smartass
>>1576995>Unranked Event shall mean a Tournament for which the outcome does not generate data used by the Valve Regional Standings to determine the relative performance of Rosters
>>1575059
>>1577000and you think hltv are stupid enough not to factor that into their valve ranking?
>>1577010if a tournament's outcomes don't generate data used by the regional standings..... how would it change the regional standings.........
https://xcancel.com/1bird_d/status/1878578575521263861Euros never experienced soul like thisIt was exclusive to NA and SA
>>1576993tbd
>>1577014i trust hltv knows more about the vrs system than a biased australian flyquest fan that wants to cope about atox getting close to flipping their rank
>>1577018I'm not australian I'm just literatehttps://www.hltv.org/events/archive?valveRanked=Unrankedyou think hltv couldn't have fucked something up during the first unranked event ever? a <$30k online asian event no one watched? that happened while all their staff were getting drunk in belgrade for the hltv awards? 0% chance of this?
What color is your Porsche?
>>1577026hope this deceitful schemin backstabbin snake ass nigga burns his other eye off too
>>1577029It wasn't a betrayal. ropz left the sinking ship that was faze after twistzz left
>>1570593>>1570635>noooooooooo we MUST have a page on steam gaben help
>>1577030>it wasn't a betrayal it was just a betrayal when twistzz left he was playing with 2 of his oldest brosonly way it could've been more of a betrayal was if chrisj was on that bitch
>>1577026how long until his porsche gets repo'd from lack of winnings LMAO
>>1577018Weren't you the one crying that HLTV ranking is useless previously?
>>1577026Orange
Not the most exciting first day, but I guess we'll be treated to some new team constellations in action
>Et tu, Brute?
>>1577085>you vs the guy she says not to worry about
>>1577030Ropz is utterly bitchmade. Whaa whaa why are people talking about my Porsche??? Whaa whaa why do I have to carry as the star player while getting payed a shit ton??? Do nothing all year except bitch and moan, underperform and then at the end of the year try for 2 weeks until fucking off.
Image limit reached, time for a new thread.
NEW THREAD:>>1577152>>1577152
>>1576051Single most based reply in all of /cs2g/ history.
>>1576942FQ3DMAX9PandasSpiritWildcardBIGEnceVitalityVP (Still rooting for COL though)EFFazeNavi (But please god let IMP FE win it would be so funny)PainFuriaMouz (How did you choose BB over Mouz????)G2
do yall have prime or not?