First Real Tournament of the Year Edition>previous thread>>1568452>important linkhttps://www.hltv.org/
>>1577152When do we retire the /csgog/ in the title by the way?
>>1577157why would we retire it?
>>1577157when a baker brings back /magog/
>>1577157When CS2 reaches a higher level of polish and quality of end-user experience, which is to say, never fucking ever.
kino
>ACK!
>>1577220>The read tippy looks like as-ACK!
to the fucking braindead who told me that i was wrongxse pro league was in fact vrs ranked so i was right that hltv knew more than some retarded flyquest fan copingeat my fucking dick loser i hope flyquest gets knocked out of top 4 by rare atom and atox so you cry even more
>>1577240cope
>>1577242atox and rare atom are both playing extremesland shanghai and if they both make it to playoffs they both get enough vrs points to surpass flyquestno cope about that
>>1577246cope
>>1577180Mario bros, 2025 will be our year. I can feel it!
https://blast.tv/cs/bounty-simulator
>>1577255Looks reasonableI'd say ENCE vs Falcons is 50/50. ENCE has played together for longer and all evidence points to a drop-off whenever a player joins Falcons
>>1577240on the information available at the time, you were wrong
skyesports first Indian tournament of 2025 said they were going to send invites out last week until all slots have been filledit's been one week since then, what happened?
>>1577269>what happened?You know exactly what happened.dev1ce (rightly) fears chinese cuisine, everyone fears indian cuisineWith a schedule as packed as this year's, shitholes hosting events that aren't majors or IEMs will be lucky if any tier 3 or 4 teams want to show up at all
>>1577272also, someone please post the table and slum pics from the indian event last year
>>1577272if you need VRS rankings you can just play the closed qualifier online then throw the finals like you have money on the other team
delhi airport was the closest thing to hell I've experienced on this earthI will gladly pay significantly more for international flights just to avoid ever setting foot in that cursed place again
which team is gonna ruin my bet?
>>1577299liquid/astralis/ef/faze
>>1577307if it was bo1 I'd agree with you. But I don't see any of them losing these match-ups in a bo3Faze is always a risk this early, but I think they'll want to prove themselves with elige on the team
>>1577299You should have just bet on Navi - Imperial FE (under whatever rounds they offer for Imp on a single map)
>>1577299Either Astralis or G2 will upset, calling it now. Never underestimate Polack nepotism
I have a get-rich-quick scheme for you guys.
>female teams invited to CCT NA because of female tournaments giving VRSnice system 2tards
>>1577340How's the female scene in NA?I imagine it's the one place where there might actually be an upset by a women's team
>>1577344their best team went 3-11 in ESEA Advanced
>>1577340>female teams invited to CCT NA because of female tournaments giving VRSGOODunironically GOODget women in the men's circuit i do not care how they do it but the world needs to see how fucking shit they are
>>1577354I agree. Half them get shit on for half a year and they'll fuck off on their own.
>>1577355women have no merit in our sportthat's not an incel take, that's just reality
did c9 fold?>>1577362people think they do though, that's why we need to show them getting destroyed.
>>1577371>did c9 fold?yes
Now that the dust has settled, how was the top 20? Any frauds?
>>1577362>women have no merit in our sportWhy? I'd have no problem with a women being on a tier 1 or 2 team if she was goodThis whole VRS circus is just funny. Enjoy it while it lasts
>>1577378>Any frauds?Yes
>>1577240>hltv knows better than you dumbass>even though the reason we're arguing is that they mislabeled the event as unranked, and still haven't fixed it>and I hope these teams get more points>from a different event that's labeled unranked, and won't boost them if that's actually true your brain is actually crazy, it belongs in a museum or something
>>1577402what makes you think its unranked other than hltv which could be wrong againhltv doesnt need to tell anyone if its ranked or not because the only ones thats important to is the teams and valveand just because you think i have mental issues doesn't mean i doits a fucking sport and i react like i would to any other sport
Jameā¦
Faze was the only team that declined a VRS invite to EPL
>>1577424That's weird....They couldn't possibly have learned from the last time they beat themselves half to death by joining and going far in every single tournament possible, could they? Not my Faze
>>1577424Interesting. Trying to take more breaks so they don't burn out?
>>1577426>>1577429PGL and Blast events before and after EPL aren't even that close so i suppose
>>1577413Kazakhs... brothers... home...
>>1577413Can he redeem himself on this roster?
>>1577481maybe
>>1577412>even if its unranked you still gain some vrs points>you think hltv are stupid enough not to factor that in>hltv knows more about the vrs system than [you]but you've been proven wrong and you still think you're right, because something something australiansso hltv is fallible, no one but the teams should care whether an event changes a team's ranking, let's talk about something else. how'd that happen?>its a fucking sportI've never met another sports fan who primarily wanted their rivals to be disqualified on technicalities
>>1577413electronic won
>plopski>22 years old
>>1577371Yes, Perfecto is benched on a disbanded team
fucking importer garbage shitstains
this fucking guy lmao
>>1577658Haha that's Maniac for you! What a whacky guy!
>>1577658>gets accused within moments of the banks dossier going public>everyone turns their attention to maniac insteadreally makes you think
>>1577670>banks dossierWhat terrible crimes did my beloved Banks commit?
>>1577675answering this honestly wouldn't be good for mei've already said too muchneed to go
>>1577281Delhi airport is the worst dawg not even Indians like that shit.
>>1577383iM wasn't high enough, incel.
>>1576942FQ3DMAX9PandasSpiritWildcardBIGEnceVitalityVP (Still rooting for COL though)EFFazeNavi (But please god let IMP FE win it would be so funny)PainFuriaMouz (How did you choose BB over Mouz????)G2
>>1577724you type like a fag
Regarding the G2 vs Spirit discussions in the previous thread, I'd like to weigh in.G2 fans are the dumbest mouthbreathers on the planet. I'm not a Spirit fan, I'm a Faze fan bummed out that they lost. But Spirit were clearly the better team. G2 fans are by far the most insufferable fans on the planet. Not even Navi fans come close.>>1577727You'd know all about typing like a fag huh?
>>1577731>I'm a Faze fanGlad you could come out today.
https://x.com/autimaticTV/status/1878907015319437703pls make it happen
>>1577734Bet you're a fan of some incredibly gay team like Navi.
>>1577735>boomersquadI know a better 2 to fill
>>1577721hltv was too high when they made that list
>>1577735https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/16717/br0?startDate=2024-07-13&endDate=2025-01-13what the fuck is wrong with na orgs picking up complete bums. if you're gonna sell out at least buy ewjerkz or someone like that
>Fluxo Semen Demons is doneThey're closing down all the coombait teams. Why the hell would anyone watch female cs when only trannies and fatties remain??
>>1577735How shit is Brehze now that a consistent 0.9 player like br0 is considered a upgrade?
Daily Reminder.
>>1577812>major winning chadvs>majorless virgin
I actually like how valve is cucking TOs and teams
>>1577819Me too sis
infrequent VRS reminider
>>1577819how
>>1577819The VRS system benefits TOs since teams can no longer strong arm ESL and Blast into the partnerships and the revenue that goes along with them. Teams in general will probably loose out discounting the 4 or so top teams that consistently get high placings at tournaments who can then cash in on appearance fees, prize money andviewership incentives the TOs set up
>>1577835It hits big teams but also big TOs like ESL and Blast
>>1577838But how does it negatively impact TOs?
>>1577731>But Spirit were clearly the better team.I disagree. I wouldn't say magixx and donk 2v8 makes Spirit the better team. I despise Spirit because of that, dogshit team being unfathomably carried by 1 guy. I hope donk gets out of that team.
>>1577854>magixx and donk 2v8>carried by 1 guy
>>1577855Magixx sold his soul for his major finals performance. He never before played like that and he never will again.
>>1577855magixx just appeared in the Shanghai finals, donk was carrying those bums for the whole year.
I want CS to reach a point where there's just one perpetual tournament and nobody gets to stop playing.
>>1577835Hypergamy spares none.
>>1577854Nigga you did not just say that when G2 had 2 COMPLETE deadweights - Hunter and Snax and had to be carried by 3 PEOPLE - Malbs, Monesy and N0ko - who failed to even do that when it mattered the most.
>>1577484are you going to cry now bitch?
>>1577981how do you still not get itI don't give a fuck about asian teams, I care whether unranked events are affecting the rankings, and they aren'tstop making this a zero sum game where you have to deny reality to fight your evil enemies [via internet arguments]
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378236/rare-atom-vs-gods-reign-zowie-extremesland-asia-open-2024
>>1577975I was talking about Spirit and the part of your (I assumed) post which said "But Spirit were clearly the better team" and not G2. I do not like G2 too, to me they are almost the same as Spirit but having 3 players working with each other is already much more of a team effort than donk raping everyone by himself.
>>1578017>unranked slop
>>1578024its ranked dumbassjust because hltv doesnt know doesnt mean its not ranked
>>1578028Okay so HLTV is falliable unlike your previous claim?
>>1578030i trust valve to make the decision that benefits asia cs
>>1578035>chinks need handouts from valve to pretend to be relevant>auschads play real events
>>1578039you mean they get blown out by teams like mibr
>>1578044Correct they verse actual competition from real scenes.
>>1578045which lose them points while rare atom and atox only gained points since the new system
>NiP vs Amkal is back
OFFICIAL: New PARIVISION CS2 lineup:ā¢ Jameā¢ Qikert (IGL)ā¢ BELCHONOKKā¢ notaā¢ TRAVIS Dastan "dastan" Akbaev - coach
So...
>>1578046>doesn't deny it's handouts
when fl4mus was 14 he broke a bunch of vertebrae and needed back surgery, he couldn't sit in a chair for 6 months so he grinded out faceit lvl 10 lying on the floor on pillows
>>1578017SirChads we are back!
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378382/flyquest-red-vs-unjustified-fe-cct-season-2-north-america-series-4????
https://twitch.tv/extremeslandasiatier 1 asian counter-strike coming up
>>1578080>tier 1 asian counter-strikekek
>>1578050>ā¢ Qikert (IGL)thought you were making that part up until i checked hltv but that could be really interesting actually less boring strats and jame gets to prove that he's actually a good awper again, i'm all for it
>>1578080kek I remember forsaken was in zowie extremesland
>>1578049Oh no...
>>1577909easy there now satanyou still have waterboarding and dick mutilation, no need to go that far
india is getting fucked bros...
>>1578112Trust the process
>>1578050
Brazilian library inspiring the Chinese library.
God's Reign stickers would go hard ngl.
>>1578074kekNA CS at its finest
>>1578074>Wanted GoonsExplain yourself.
just saw the ATOX vs RA ninja defusethis is the most unlosable round i've ever seen kek
>>1578139link?
>>1578146https://youtu.be/4EB0ReXPzxA?t=12761
>>15781494:3cucks lose again, many such cases!
>>1578074>Shakezullah
WHEN DOES THE SHOWDOWN BEGIN I CAN'T GOON ANYMORE
>>1578213watch extremesland
>>1578135
>>1578241oh god I've been laughing for the last 2 minutes thanks for the laugh nigga
>>1578241>filename
BLAST BOUNTY STARTS IN UNDER 6 (SIX) HOURS, FEATURING NEW TEAMS:>NIKOLESS G2, ADDING HEAVYGOD, AND STARRING MALBSELIGE IN FAZE, HIS FIRST TITLE CONTENDING TEAM THIS DECADE>VITALITY WITH ROPZ, AND ALL APEXCUSES GONENERTZED UP LIQUID, A BAITER'S DELIGHT>FALCONS DEBUTING NIKO INSIDE THE SKELETON OF HEROICETERNAL FIRE WITH A NEW ZOOMER THEY FOUND IN SANGAL>JAMELESS VP FT. ELEC IGL, FL4MUS ENTRYING, C9'S AWPING KAZAKH, NO SHORTAGE OF FIREPOWER!COL WITH DANNY "FIVE BEERS IS STILL SOBER" CXZI>REZ FINALLY FREE FROM NIP ON GAMERLEGION WITH A BUNCH OF ZOOMERSTABSEN ON WHAT SEEMS TO BE BIG ACADEMY>FLYQUEST WHO CUT THEIR SHIT AWPER FOR A SHIT *EU* AWPERM80 +K1TO -RECK, WHO TOOK BREAK A LEG TOO LITERALLY>BETBOOM LOOKING SHOCKINGLY INTERESTING AFTER NABBING AX1LE AND BOOMBL4 FROM C9'S CORPSE>FNATIC WITH FAMOUS SMOOYABRO FEAR AND SOMEONE NAMED "BURMYLOV"HEROIC FIELDING SANGAL'S CORPSE+SUNPAYUS, JUST LONG ENOUGH TO GET RANKING POINTS AND +NILO>HAMPUS BACK WITH SWEDES ON METIZPORT--AFTER THEY LOST THEIR ONE GOOD PLAYER TO HEROIC'S BENCHAND IMPERIAL FE, WITH THE MOST DEVOUT MUSLIMAH IN THE SCENE
>>1578158I know you're memeing but I've definitely won more by having a more focused vision in 5:4 than I would've gained from 16:9.Also everyone is always talking about the resolutions but always forgets how much your viewmodel affects too: with some viewmodels (especially the commonly used ones) holding some angles will make your weapon model block vision to other important angles. I know skincels will seethe about not seeing their stickers as well but having the viewmodel as close to quake1 as possible is goated.
>>1578252In this case the viewmodel is irrelevant because of how close he was. Also I'm only half memeing, half is the truth. There have been way too many instances of 4:3 being a decisive disadvantage. Atox lost the match by the way, from 8-11 to 13-11 and subsequently lost the series as well.
>>1578245Thanks for the analysis my nigga. Excited for the first T1 event of 2025. Also I just realized we're almost halfway into this decade (2025).
>>1578255if your viewmodel is blocking a large portion of your lower-left or lower-right it's gonna fuck you over so often it's not even funnyand people are somehow okay with thisI noticed this when playing CT balcony on inferno (way back in csgo), with some weapons you can't see short while you hold apps. Of course for a while you could instaswitch your weapon to mirror-model, but even that's no longer possible.csgo viewmodel was better than cs2 because you could get it more centered and low (blocking as little vision as possible).Shortly after optimizing my viewmodel I noticed how often I had to tell my faceit teammates the enemy was right under their nose when spectating. This happened especially often when looking from places like mirage window or when coming out of palace. Just moving my viewmodel a bit has won so many rounds it's bizzarre.But again, you can't see your 5000$ stickers so well so it's out of the question for many.
>>1578245>he botched the alternating linesactually I appreaciate you post very much anon
>>1578272>you postoh no no no
>>1578245I watch CS but don't keep up with roster changes but holy shit what shake ups, thanks
>>1578259>>513321holy fug I've been doing this for at least 3 years, where does the time go
>>1578305fitting
>>1578314To be fair 2020-2023 (4 years) was a blur because of COVID. Anyways keep up the good work nigga, we appreciate it.
>boston was 7 years ago
https://www.hltv.org/news/40762/valve-issues-warning-to-tos-over-missed-deadlinesWill Gaben actually follow through or is this an empty threat?
>>1577484ra gained 50 points for beating gods reign so it is ranked btw faggot
>>1578357You will NEVER be c(him)k.
>Mouse above FaZe because they won 2 banana cups
>>1578354How come Valve don't need to announce the majors in the time frame too?
>How come my boss comes and goes as he pleases?
>>1578389Well how come?
>>1578390Because he's the boss, silly! :3
>>1578391So a hypocrite like Valve. If you set rules you live by them too.
>>1578392Most, if not all people are hypocrites buddy. You'll understand when you grow up.
>AMKAL vs. NIP 2: Electric BoogalooI know there's pretty much zero chance to get the same comedy again, but it's still funny.
australian team about to get fucked by tyloo with auman standing in in just a few minutes
>>1577484tyloo gained 57 points for winning 1st match in extremesland are you still going to perpetuate this retarded lie
>>1578414So HLTV was wrong which you claimed they are infallible.
>>1578415More infallable than you. Look I can use punctuation to look smart like you too. Full stops and capitals only make you look like a self absorbed smartass.
>>1578417>esl seethes at grammarSorry bud. This is an English board.
>>1578417Cringe. Replies without any punctuation or capitalization are just a tell that you're either retarded and/or don't really care about the conversation
Do you think Valve would ever add back in the ability to rematch at the end of a game?
>>1578418>>1578419life is too short to care about using punctuation to look smarter like this one flyquest fanboy
>>1578425If life is too short to care about stuff then you should get off 4chan and live life.
is blast bounty just a qualifier but also if bad teams beat good teams then they get extra money?
>>1578417kek that's me nigga, I'm the grammaranon glad to see I still live rent free in your head
>>1578425>hehe i dont care look how cool i amDamn you really showed me anon!
THE GOAT AND FREYA ON DESKnow go away pimp
Freya <3
Holy shit lolno wonder pimp turned out like this
>>1578446danedogs are cruel
>>1578446You know what they say: Trust a Dane, feel the pain.
Uhh Freya what did you just say?
>>1578446I just woke up, what happened?
>>1578452>lose tournament>dupreeh and the boys decide to shave pimp>then kick him from the team immediately after
Are you ready for the first tournament of 2025, sex-havers?
>>1578455>sex-haversDoes furiously masturbating to Freya's innuendos count?If so, yes.
>>1578457Why do you like Freya so much? I have an intense mommy kink but she does nothing for me.
For me, it's Frankie
>Blast glazing AstralisWhatever happened to all the conflict of interest accusations when Blast first came up?
>>1578458>Why do you like Freya so much?She's on screen and I'm not gonna jack it to pimp and dupreeh
>>1578463Okay, give me your top 5 pornstars.
>>1578462>Blast glazing dupreeh 'cause he's on the desk for the first timestop schizo posting. We're a minute away from the first game
>>1578464whoever's on my screen
>>1578465>Borrowing footage from Eleague to show their Atlanta win, 8 years ago, against VP.>>1578466Based coombrain retard. You're fucked nigga.
>>1578468>>Borrowing footage from Eleague to show their Atlanta win, 8 years ago, against VP.Yes. Because the final was Train and dupreeh ended it with a triple kill
>FQ pick Nuke, the map they got brutalized on against MIBR.Dexter MASTERCLASS incoming get ready you stupid monkeys.
I want to see train
If this tournament is online where are all of these teams playing from?
>>1578476serbian bootcamps
>>1578464Not him but Lily Thai, Dana Dearmond, Shibuya Kaho, MyCherryCrush, Xev Bellringer
flyquest will get fucked in the ass
>>1578480I speak from experience of course, just in case anyone doubted my claim.
>>1578482projecting
insani is like the one BR I'd like to see on an international teamDude's sharp
>>1578480>>1578482We already know, anon.
There's something hilarious about checking the thread and seeing deleted posts.
>>1578487he's extremely one dimensional
Sexite
>>1578493game isn't over
>>1578497Then why delete your posts?
>>1578487I still think biguzera is the most valuable BR piece there is atm
>>1578472?
>>1578501Nigga are you fr?
Pretty good match so far. Always cool to see a comebackHow's chink anon doing?
jumpscare
>>1578507something zesty about this fella...
>>1578505>FQ pick>was actually MIBR
>>1578510Oh my bad nigga I saw FQ CT and thought it was picked by FQ. Still surprised they let it through instead of banning it first, is MIBR that good on Mirage?
flyquest about to lose
>>1578514Replying for posterity.
>>1578515I doubt he knows what posterity means.>>1578514Replying for posterity.
giganigga balls on dexterseriously I think he's one of the handful of t1 fragging igls
>>1578514>flyquest about to loseching chong posterity
chinxanon.....
https://www.twitch.tv/hltvorgit's live in 30 seconds!
>>1578525>30s unskippable adI'm good nigga.
>>1578525>not rescheduling when there's games going onI'll just wait for the yt or spotify upload
karrigan has made the jump
>>1578529I can tell its not the real Karrigan by the kda.
Twistzz in shambles right now!!!
So how does the prize money work exactly?If MIBR win they get $16K but if FQ win they get nothing?
>>1578540https://blast.tv/cs/bounty-simulator
HYDRATE
lolnice one
even if flyquest wins this one they get $0 and theyll have to face G2 or spirit next round and if they get eliminated there they still walk away with $0 so don't celebrate like you won anything
why do flysissies play in some fucking garage?
>>1578551TRUTH NUKEImagine celebrating beating Brazilians lel
>>1578551Not only are you coping, you're also wrong
>>1578555i checked the bounty calculator
>>1578556They got participation fees thoughever
>>1578557participation fees dont affect vrs
judging by navi's major performance it's like a 15% chance they'll lose to women
>flyquest be like:
>>1578558But they get more than $0
>>1578560>I'm not coping, you're coping!Keep turning more of magog into FQ fans
>>1577240>>1577246>>1578425>>1578480>>1578486>>1578514>>1578551>>1578560
>>1578564Shut Up
Chinx and Brazilians in shambles
regali was very impressive
>>1578551They gained VRS points by the way.
>>157856920 pointswow
>>1578570Coping hard I see.
>>1578569So what? They will loose all of them in a matter of days
>>1578572>loose
TL is going to lose btw.
>>1578576https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378174/9-pandas-vs-wildcard-frost-and-fire-europe-season-1
>>1578578This only further boosts my confidence in my statement. Liquid isn't much better than Wildcard and they have a piss poor Nuke and Dust2.
Grim.
Sunpayus will drop a fat 30 bomb on 3DMAX.
bros I love this skeleton
male living space
Who's gonna buy this Heroic roster in a year?
>>1578601cloud9
>>1578601Falcons when their current roster flops again.
Official Map Ranking List:MirageAnubisInfernoDust2NukeAncientTrain
>>1578608Whoops haha made some mistakes in my post. Here's the real ranking:MirageAnubisDust2AncientInfernoTrainNuke
NEW HEROIC ALREADY GOOD?
>>1578581(the situation, not the player)
>>1578616Yes ofcourse. The sold Flacons a dead core for 6,5 million and got the real team they wanted at a discount.
>>1578608reminder that thirdies cling to mirage because it gives the best fps on low end rigsit's actually a good map though, but a new map like train makes their toasters catch flame so they pre-emptively "dislike" it, even they their opinion is formed purely by their fps on a map
Not gonna comment on Train just yetI just want Inferno gone and Overpass back
>it's gonna be several months of vrs farming before i get to see nilo play in tier 1 cringei hope sunpayus at least gets back to his movistar riders/ence form. thus far, falcons' ability to hold back players has rivaled nip's
valve hasn't made a good rework since jess cliffe
>>1578608>>1578621god I can't wait for a mirage rework to bring it up to par with the other maps (dust needs a rework or deletion too)watch people suddenly "not like" mirage anymore if they lose 10% of their fps
>>1578613>putting the thinking man's map at the bottomshow hands
>>1578630I enjoy watching Nuke in pro-play but since I'm a CS brainlet I dislike playing it myself.
>>1577152I have this friend who plays cs2 and swears up and down that he should be good for having played the last 10+ years, but he only has roughly 3000 hours of actual playtime. When he tries to talk about improving, or aiming better, he just blames it all on the hitreg and other problems. Why the fuck players like this? Why can't they drop the needle?
>>1578630based nuke enjoyer
>>1578633Its like this in every game and ultimately its just cope. Some people aren't good and never will be.
>>1578633while >>1578635 is right that some people just don't have it in them, the larger problem is their mindsetif your mindset is that "your level is your level" or that they are "as good as they are" (usually delusionally overrating themselves) they will never get better since they have mentally blocked themselves from improvingIf you think you can improve yourself and want to do so then one might end up doing things that make them improve and become better.Whining about external factors or "bad days" is cope for people who lack the drive to improve.
>>1578635Yeah, but he only has fucking 3000 hours played, where as your professional or even semi-professional, hell even main players will have 3x,4x,5x that and it's highly concentrated and consistent practice. What the fuck do they expect, to be naturally good? I've put in roughly 15000 hours total in shooters and made semi pro in a few games and even I was mediocre on the grand scheme of things. I do get it though that it's just a cope, but Jesus Christ. This is a man pushing 30 years old and he just explodes into fits of rage.
>>1578640Yknow, I get it and fully agree, there's nothing that you just said that I disagree with, but I'm so sensitive to these kinds of players, but I know deep down that their horrible mentality is contagious and will just corrupt me if I stick around too long.
>picking a map you can't ct onbye nuHeroic
my larger idols... not like this
>>1578641>Yeah, but he only has fucking 3000 hours playedIf he had natural talent for the game it would show within those hours. People like donk don't get good because they sunk 10000 hours into CS, they have a baseline of skill that can be raised by practice but I believe there is a limit to how much practicing can improve your gameplay.
>>1578645the worst case are players who expect to be treated like the better players (in a group), while not understanding why they are treated that wayfor example: I don't mind a good clutcher instinctively baiting me if he actually capitalizes on it and wins us rounds, but I do mind if a shitter baits me and doesn't even get the trade.Same for preferred positions. No, you don't play better on rotate, learn the fucking site utility.Bonus points for "hating a map", but refusing to ever use 5 minutes to learn even the most basic utility for a map. And then complaining about the map when it comes up in a game.
I think I would like Nuke more if I had friends
>>1578650Stuff like reflexes and natural hand-eye co-ordination can't really be improved muchor iqSome people just are faster to react naturally.
>the silent duo queues be like
>>1578654the duality of man... i like nuke BECAUSE i don't have any friends
>>1578616JINXED LOL
crazy how many 2k hour players with 0 gamesense and shit aim in my gold lobbies
jesus sunpayus has been a bum ever since leaving encehow can you drop so hard
>>1578659They deserve to ranked much higher but unfortunately the forced 50% wr matchmaking is keeping them locked in gold. Sad.
>>1578660he's been in the losers queue
I used to play faceit with a group that tryharded super hard when in games, but whenever I mentioned we could try to learn some new map so we wouldn't get instarekt on if it came up in the veto the standard reply was>we just play for fun>no time for thatWhile playing 3 games 5 times a week.It takes 15 minutes to go over a how to play a map.And despite "playing for fun", some of them got super fucking mad whenever they were losing.Luckily I started to play with another group. The last I heard the guys "playing for fun" had a falling out because they raged at each other a bit too hard in a bad losing game, lmao
>>1578664Something I have learned from playing enough fighting games. Whenever someone says "I play for fun" they actually mean "it's only fun if I win"
>SunPAIDus
linus frag tips
>>1578664I never was apart of a group like this, but I have definitely met tonnes of players that do this. Except the many players I met saying this would put in 100 hours bi-weekly into cs2 and freak out if you told them to warmup and play deathmatch, or look into utility which I always thought was funny considering it only takes like 5 minutes to download a workshop map and look at the all of 5 nades you have to throw per map to get to faceit level 10. The utility is probably the easiest part to learn.
My man tN1R hitting that vape
>>1578666well satan, I agree, but I'd add that they simultaneously mean "I also don't want to put in the slightest bit of thinking or even the most minimal amount of effort even though I spend massive effort when playing and still losing"They are totally trapped by their lazy unthinking.
I've been out of the loop, is there any special gimmick about this tournament?
>>1578672Teams pick their opponent with bounties on the heads of the good teams.
>>1578672Yes.dupreeh is on the desk. That's it
nah, tnir got something in that vape
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING FLYCHADS
>shitpayus
>>1578677It's past Australian's bed times.
Tn1r vapegod
>>1578681it's not even half past one
>>1578673So the lower-seeded teams get extra money if they get an upset?
>>1578684Prime Possum told you to go to bed like 8 hours ago.
>>1578479>MyCherryCrush, Xev Bellringerholy based
It's actually insane the awp had 10 bullets before
I find the new heroic very likableI even like sunpaysteals attitude, but his fog brained gameplay makes me dislike him as a player, he's supposed to be the veteran on the roster ffs
missed the first game but dupreeh looks so natural on the desk
>>1578692Somebody at Heroic is incredible at making teams. The fact they've rebuilt twice already with each still being solid is impressive.
>>1578687>Prime Possumi live in an actual city with real (soulless) tv stations, not in Coonabarabran
>>1578686>So the lower-seeded teams get extra money if they get an upset?Yes. The bounties are on the top 16 teams in the event and range from 60k to 15k. The bottom teams are the bounty hunters and pick their opponent. So the can go safe but get less money or go high risk for the big payout in case of an upset.https://blast.tv/cs/bounty-simulator
>>1578697a large part of the credit must go to sAwthis is the third time he's gathered a bunch of rejects, though it is too early to judge this new roster one way or the other yetlooks promising certainly, again
>>1578697i think it's mostly saw but i could be wrongsycrone does basically all the scouting for mouz
>t1r is bielo-russianMatch fixer or cheater. Call it.
>>1578697>>1578702Come on now. That was shit cs.If they can learn proper strats and get a good ct side up and running, they'll probably be a top15 team within a year. But they're not gonna get there with pure firepower like this
>>1578708>specifically discussing talent scouting and team synergy>erm, akshually dey don't have stratsretard
>>1578706Cheater like Donk and m0nesyTotal slav supremacy!
looks like my pistol rounds
>casting inside a school cafeteria hoooly soul
>sunpayus woke up3dmaxipad sisters, i don't feel so good...
PRAISE THE SUN
GODpayus unleashed!
I often feel sunpayus is just not smart enough to be a true elite playerhis angles are sometimes so basic and predictable for the opponent and he's bad at repositioning
it's just like my premier games
atox are one more win away from surpassing flyquest on vrs
>>1578742Why aren't they at Blast?
>>1578743lan tournaments give more points then mickey mouse online cupsif flyquest actually cared about points they could have gone to extremesland too
>>1578743Because when the invites were done in December they were ranked #81 on the vrs.
>>1578745So they just aren't good enough? Fair enough
>>1578745So they were ranked accurately in December and not now?
>>1578744>mickey mouse online cupsthe playoffs or on lan
>>1578751>>1578752Yes.
hype
>>1578762Finally an agent cosmetic I'd actually buy!
Heroic calling is dogshit +hooxi
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i wanted to move on to the next match
HooXi finally has the team he so very much deserves.https://x.com/_harum1_/status/1878899554319495661
>>1578780Hate works
>if flyquest actually cared about points they could have gone to extremesland toook dude. maybe china should stop trying to gatekeep better teams from points
>>1578245>>FLYQUEST WHO CUT THEIR SHIT AWPER FOR A SHIT *EU* AWPERlol gtfoalistair wouldn't even be on a tier 3 team here, regali runs circles around him
those moves... damn
I think alistair can make it.
brrrrrrrrruh
>>1578807>I think alistair can make it.You think wrong.
>>1578807to where
>>1578811Rare Atom or Tyloo.
are 3dmax good
>>1578818kinda, they had a pretty good end to last year
>>1578818clearly not
>GTA Vice City posterbased
every time I see tn1r I think it's some tnd thing>>1578780kassad was right
>>1578818As good as sangal
>first bounty downWhose scalp is next?
>>1578860Liquid
>>1578860asstralis
VULVA WHERE THE FUCK IS MY UPDATEREEEEEEEEE
manletsnake is BACKVOOBROS WE MOGGIN
Midgetsnake ))))))))))))))))
>>1578873glad to see voo climbing up in the cs worldusually enjoyed his contentt. yuropeen
>>1578873>manletsnake is BACKIt's good to see him finally embracing it after we all laughed at the box behind the desk
MAUI IS SO SMALL WHAT THE FUCK CHAT IS THIS REAL ???
>>1578878He's just kneeling to not embarrass Banks and Voo
>>1578877wait, noThat was bleh, I think.What is it with cs and brown manlets?
>>1578875voo and banks are big boys too desuI honestly wasn't making a fat joke, I meant they are tall
>>1578881Bleh always embraced the fact he's a manlet
Liquid? More like Gayqueer
>>1578884but who stood on the box?
>>1578885Nobody cares Yekindar
>>1578885Israelis are infecting too many teamsUnironically hope falcons get monesy this year
>>1578889>Unironically hopeThey actually will, m0NESY leaked it on hltv awards interview
>>1578885oh they copied falcons' LGBT colors
>>1578891Poor degster. Could barely play on Heroic and he has to know he's a filler until m0NESY's contract is over.
Great. This faggot againWe could've had Henry and Anders, or spunj and machineBut no. Let's get lolcow Launders and Faggy mcFag Face
9 pandas more like 9 chads
>humiliation incoming>i'm going to set a timer to wake up and watch flyquest get humiliated like the good old days>they get blown out by teams like mibr>flyquest will get fucked in the ass>flyquest are such shit>flyquest about to losehave you taken a moment to laugh at /our[redacted]/ who set an alarm to wake up and watch flyquest comfortably 2-0 his chosen champion?
>>1578900of course, it was the first thing i did when i woke up and saw that they won
NertZ 5-7 god
>>1578897Launders LAN 2, whatever happened there
>>1578900no one ever has said that, you schizo
>>1578905easy 4k if he didn't pick up that AK
>>1578909You can see the posts in this very thread
>>1578909no one has ever said what?
>>1578909He might be a schizo, but those are real quotes
>>1578909>>1573222>>1573783
>>1578913>>1578914>>1578915>>1578916nice samwfagging, flysissiy
>>1578916You are not supposed to point that out
where the fuck are Liquid playing from, it looks like a warehouse
Is there a reason redditfrog posters confuse being annoying with saying anything of value?
>>1578920It's a new trendThey throw a dart on a map of europe, and wherever it lands they play from. FQ did the same
>>1578920got that office supply closet drip
jks on ramp now?
>>1578920A well lit parking lot, it's cheaper
retaking lower site from ramp is so fucking uncomfortable
>>1578916THE RECEIPTSBTFO
>>1578920Liquid has a place in the Netherlands but it looks nicer than that.
>>1578926seems so, nertz twistzz ultimate seem like a good combo for outside/main, with naf hut
>everyone hyping up how awesome train is>everyone shitting on vertigo>train is picked as much as vertigo
alv looks like a hair metal singer from the 80s
>>1578932will be interesting to see t side
>>1578933Nooo itās just new we need more time
>jks top fraggingwut
Look how much happier everyone on Liquid is without yekindar there
>no gamer sleeve on twistzzgod I hope this isn't just because it's online. Makes me want to rip it off and shove it up his girly ass
>>1578942Naf still looks depressed
>>1578939role player GOATquite literally a human playdoh, make him any shape and he'll be goodtoo bad esports are leaning towards "muh star players">>1578944he's been like this since Trudeau legalized weed so...
>>1578933bunch of pros were shitting on train
>>1578944resting chud face
>>1578944That's just how his face is, he can't help it
>>1578938why wouldn't a map with both sites changed need more time>>1578939he's that nigga fr
>"man" holding a coffee cup with both his hands
BLAST-FORM ULTIMATE IS BACKNAVI HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS
>>1578942They're not starting 4v5 in 30 seconds half the time
>9 pandas having better webcams than a multi bullion dollar org LuL, spend all their money on Pride parades I bet
>>1578954>onliners have better online CS equipmentshocker
>>1578920On the other side Shalfey looks like he's playing from a restroom, he's on toiled playing from a gaming laptop
>>1578933>>1578938It's a sudden death system in bountyit's the least likely place teams would pick a new unknown like train
>>1578955>better online CS equipmentA good webcamera is not that much man, but whatever...
>>1578933>>1578959The "lost cause" match-ups will probably pick it against top5
>>1578961does any top team have any hard permaban that wasn't vertigo? If not, then banning train will be expected.
>krad's face covering 40% of the screen>alv's greasy virgin mustache in 144p covering 50% of the screen>shalfey playing on a shitter>vs liquid who are playing in an Amazon warehousethey need the money, I allow the choke
Liquid's atrocious T sides still an issue
team DIARRHEA
liquidbros... are we missing yekindar yet?
>>1578963Vitality and Navi banned it iircG2 and Spirit I don't remember (pretty sure it depended on opposition)I don't think Faze ever had a permaban
>>1578968no
>>1578960true, but still a pretty irrelevant thing imo, i'd even prefer them to not show it during broadcast
>>1578974>i'd even prefer them to not show it during broadcastYou say that nowHow about when apex gets a bitch fit, device punches a monitor, or niko smashes a table?
nertz is a one man t sideand an actual one, not like yekindar
>>1578969Vitality permaban has been ancient since the map was introduced
>>1578966wasn't that bad, lost pistol and conversions, and then went 4 to 3>>1578977nertz 4 to 1 in opening duels, twistzz went 4 to 2
>>1578978oh rightThen I guess Metizport will probably pick Train
>>1578975those were all on LAN though, that's differentbut i can't remember any funny webcam moments from online pro games
>>1578983Heroic celebrating after the cadian clutch?
maui getting mogged hard
>>1578980
>>1578987nothing new
That scared the shit out of me, these fuckers
>>1578993nice screen, bonehead
>>1578989So this is the power of not having a guy on your team that bottomfrags every map... Impressive.
>>1578986that was kino yeah, great moment even if it was an online tournament
It's only 9 Pandas, but NertZ is moving into entrying quite well
>>1578983
was that a 4:3 moment
>>1578983.
>>1578983plus
>>1578983there are like 5 cadian freakouts
>>1579022lmao
>>1578975>>1578983device online punch
>resalt>naf
>>1579024
The entire gameplan is Nertz go kill mid, Nertz is a powerhouse but you can't expect him to do everything every single round
>>1579028damn something is definitely wrong with this guy
>>1579038Oh really?
ct jks is disgusting
jews > latvians
>>1579046yeah he's pretty good, not bad in the clutch either
this has to feel at least a bit embarrassing for yekindar
YEKINDAR could never do that 3k
>>1579049to be fair they're only playing 9pandas. who knows how they'll play against an actual team
really good showing from pandas desu
>>1579038monitor-punching is ok when you're the only one who's going to be using the monitor but the biggest no-no i can think of if others will use itthe guy's a douchebag
>>1578897launders and scrawny are great casters. easily the best after spunj and machine
JUSTIN SAVAGE
jks sharp today
>>1579052true but yjk yeki would have been in the bottom 2 even in a game like this
just dickin these russkis down
>>1579061launders is a good color caster but scrawny's prepared one-liners are cringe
>>1579061genuinely can't fathom enjoying scrawny's castingawful voice, no sense of when to be hype, forced wordplay, just all around unenjoyable
nertz more like oh no-tz
we need shaqtin a fool for csonce a month on hltv confirmed or something, prof steal this idea
why not just have him stand on a box
As expected Liquid's got a strong CT side with this line-up. 9 Pandas decent showing.
>>1579079with s1mple as Shaq
>betos thinking they could get easy money betting on 9pandas against TLImagine being so fucking stupid you can't even realize how extremely retarded you are
okay showing from both teams I guess
will spirit dominate this year or have a sophomore slump?
what happens if donk loses?
>>1579061I just almost never find their banter funnyScrawny is also such a goddamn tryhard in his hype-wordings that they come off really cringy half the timeI think EPL is a good showcase for casters as they get to fuck around more and express themselves more freely. I was surprised I ended up liking harry&hugo more than I thought, but harry still often ends up pushing the envelope a bit too far (i.e. the joke would have been better if he didn't keep talking about it).------------------------------POWER RANKING:1. Chud Australianman2. Obviously Bisexual Man3. American Psychopath Jew4. Replacement HenryG5. Red Giggly Man6. Publicly Disgraced Sexpest-allegation Man Who Surprisingly Isn't Maniac AKA Colossus-man7. Good Canadian Boy (2025 version)8. Man-Whose-Ambition-Exceeds-His-Vocabulary
resault talking like hardstuck solo queuers, holy shit
>>1579046him and naf going 100% kast is pretty nuts
>donk buying shield in 1.6kek
>>1579088Liquid doesn't get upset by onliners anymore now they have a more consistent backbone. People still think this is 2019-23 Liquid.
>>1579073the wordplay is cringe sometimes but i think what i like most is how well he meshes with launders. i think id rate them both lower if either of them worked with a different caster
TRAIN PICKED
>trainLFG!!!!
TRAIN UP IN THIS BIZNATCH
TRAIN PICKED TRAIN PICKED TRAIN PICKED
>>1579037they had ultimate entrying on ancient ffs, i was joking about it because he's the most aggro player of them but now it's become reality
>baitf is hosting a rave while while playing a tournamentholy based
SAY THE LINE VOO
>donk and zontix locked in the basement with no lights
is donk on his 144 ping 144hz setup
>>1579084it's hard because the accomplishments and personalities don't matchcareer wise, niko->chuck, dev1ce->shaq, maybe apex->kennyfor the dynamic you want like dupreeh->chuck, s1mple->shaq, elige->kenny
>>1579093yo I think he's still good
fnatic are fucking retardedjust coming out from longdog with no utility
magixx is like the ultimate sneaky
fnatic is constantly positioned in a way they're unable to tradedid they pick the map just as a meme?
>>1579140yes
i think this map will be absolutely kino when everyone figures it out
>pistols>blamef sprinting in like a headless chickensome things never change
>>1579154it's an illness, he can't help it
I'm still disgusted by the fact that chopper, magixx and sh1ro are major winners. I'll never forgive Faze for knocking out the two teams with the best chances to stop Spirit in Shanghai, and I'll forever despise fat tranny magixx for lifegaming in the fucking major final
>>1579163chopper is mechanically so shit it's crazy, apex looks like donk compared to him
>>1579163Same
well that looked sloppy all around
donks awards NEEDS NEEDS NEEDS NEEDS to be annulled
why dont they just shoot donk in the head?
>>1579183...ingame?
fnatic making constant retarded decisions
now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>1579187The airbrushing of his acne is insane
>>1579186>heh I'm just gonna run with my back turned in this long tunnel after a firefight, surely the Ts would never come after the sounACK!fucking hell that was like watching matchmaking
>>1579187New record: washed at 17
>>1579192blameF moment>>1579193bymas already did that
>>1579192>krimz holding super close angle against tec9 and smgs while having m4 and being the only person on site
fear looks like he's staying awake solely thanks to speed and is two maps away from OD'ing
i love rope a dope rounds where a team just runs circles around the other
>donk gets autoshotty'dTrain is goated map already
>chopperkek what a bot
shoulda got jame to igl
>>1579208more kills than zontix
donk is cute, CUTE!
>struggling vs tier4sp0rit is done
Perfectobros... Did we get exposed?
damn fnatic you coulda won that map if you weren't retards
>>1579225You do kinda have to respect the effort tho.
>>1579225the war ended up destroying everyone on the old navi roster apart from b1t (and blad3, but he's not a player)
>>1579213No. He must find his zen no longer thinking about tactics and solely focussd8pn on his AWP.
>>1579230was supposed to be for>>1579224
magixx lifegame... again
>>1579224holy BASED
>>1579213>>1579232being passive is punished in cs2for awps it is doubly sogotta keep movingand for jame that is poisonHaving been a passive awper in csgo is the playstyle/role that translates to cs2 the worst out of all.
Is blamef the new donk counter?
>>1579224>being emotionally invested about some pro player's ex girlfriend and who she is fuckingthat's so fucking gay and cringe it's unreal
>>1579241It was prophesized.And so it is.
>>1579242that's literally all perfecto posts about these daysand it's funny that he's marrying GOATb3r7's sloppy secondsreally fucking funny
>>1579245>And so it is.With NiKo in the retirement home it is good that a new one has emerged.
>>1579239He was so passive because 95% of his brainpower was focused on his team. AWP only Jame is unleashed and will dominate. Not cope btw.
why dont they just shoot donk in the head on pistol round?
>>1579259Classic skill issue.
>>1579259because it's online and they can't get to him
>>1579267Idk man this image seems to be digitally altered.
>>1579267why'd you shop maui larger
>>1579267a new meme is born
>>1579267having bleh's forehead peek out from the lower right corner would complete it
>donk has a shitty first map>suddenly becomes a god in the second one hitting every headshot and prefire without ever being caught off-guardI'm so tired of this script, if you're gonna toggle this hard at least do it for the first map as well
>>1579273donk got 6 kills in the first 2 rounds of trainwhat are you even mad about
KRIMZ... Too old, can't hear anymore...
>>1579279I'm astonished they didn't replace him. He may be a veteran but he doesn't put up decent stats. He doesn't even have these ocasional insane games like rain does.
is blamef trying to give himself a seizure
blame is free kill every round
I feel something weird in my tummy every time when I see Blade giving this side-eye
>>1579273>train
>>1579273You mad lilbroski???
ALL SMILES
>>1579163How is it FaZe's fault if magixx was doing donk numbers? If it was just donk playing FaZe would've 2-0'd that game. Any other team in that grand final would've went out 0-2.
Throwing, they don't care anymore
>>1579178just like five rounds on a new map and you niggas forgot what it meant to get DONKED
Poor fnatic, just disband at this point, you will never win anything
>fagnaticKEK
Holy shit, he's so fucking small.
>>1579267WHY IS HE SO SMALL
it's overdonk already top 1 2025
>>1579344>3 Australians in the top 8Chinxanon in shambles
>>1579346not for long, aussiesissy...
>>1579339>when she sees a BAME
>>1579315lol he would fit into snax pocket
>>1579351the fuck is a bame
>>1579339Couldn't be me desu
>>1579359>BAME stands for Black, Asian, and Minority Ethnic. It's an acronym used to describe people who are not white
>>1579059He's got "fuck you trophies"Doesn't matter what you think
>>1579339Bros I need a girl to look at my little magic stick like this...
>>1579363>london.gov.ukof course it's from a gay country like britain
I was actually rooting for fnatic, but I'm glad my bet is still alive2 down, 5 to go
>>1579412ENTER
>>1579422That's creepyAge regressed, innocent player on a team owned by an e-whore
>>1579412lycka till
just had the 8 players in the lobby DCs because of SteamLogon issue and then the match cancelled. This new or just new to me?
>>1579465My game also don't work, steam is buggin'
>>1579465isn't it a standard Steam Tuesday downtime?
>>1579454Tak!
>>1579465tuesday maintenance
>>1579412>FaZeOh know know know...
>>1579412i think the G2 game has the biggest upset potential of these teams, they just lost a star rifler, in the process of switching roles so someone might be uncomfortable, and they're playing a team that's long together and known for grinding online matches.
>round 2 of bounty starts in 4 daysthey should have run all the bo3s in one day to appease me
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/518577002799693838HUGEUGE
>>1579601the update that saved counter-strike
>>1578909>>1578917>>1578916>>1578930I've got some extra receipts too, chinky boy.>>1423606>>1423551
n0k0 falcons debut incoming
>>1579601Finally cheap stickers!
INDIA is about to play
>>1579683good morning sir
soon
>>1579683youtube chat is kinda funny
>>1579700based cs nationalists, they are true fans
with Elige now on Faze I cant help but think they will choke worse than ever
>>1579707I think fans who support their national teams and also appreciate good cs in general are basedfans who only support the flag and don't care about cs are not true fans and are not basedthis disqualifies brazilians and turks from based status for the time being
hahahaha flyquest no longer #2
>>1579756>liquid>asiawat
>>1579760nertz asian
>>1579765based
>>1579756Auschads are now 2nd and 3rd best.
>>1579762>>1579756Noted Asian country, Poland
Salt Lake City Major when?
>>1579777mumbai major first
>>1579772ultimate, pride of jakarta
india won
>>1579713I am from the future and can assure you that you are wrong.
>>1579816https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378295/gods-reign-vs-dreamscape-zowie-extremesland-asia-open-2024The BBC prevails (Big Brahmin Cock).Jokes aside this expanded Major format will surely give more exposure to underdeveloped scenes like APAC and NA.
>>1579772>>1579809Bntet teaching the young'ns.
>>1579896flyquest arent even top 5 in vrs once extremesland is overcalculating potential points its going to be>mongolz>liquid>rare atom>atox>tyloothen flyquest
>>1579900I didn't mention Flyquest?
>>1579900>unranked tournament
>>1579901you said apac so i assumed you were that flyquest fag trying to take the high road and someone needs to remind you that flyquest won one bo3 and gained no points>>1579902its confirmed ranked by one of the casters
>>1579903>castercool and im gabe
>>1579903APAC is a region for the major, it includes Africa, the middle east, Asia and Australia. All I said was that this new format was good for the APAC scene. Don't know why you're seething so much, the major is more than 5 months away by the way.
>>>1579904what are you going to say when i pull the ranking next week and the extremesland actually countedare you going apologize and kiss my feet after all that shit you talk?
>>1579903Why are you so insecure?
>>1579906simple they wont be
>>1579905i won't be worrying because flyquest won't qualify>rare atom>atox>tyloo>lynn vision>jjh>chinggis warriors>even australian teams like talonflyquest had their chance for free points and turned it down because they were either too afraid to lose to another asian team or think they're better than asia
>>1579910I'm literally not even talking about FlyQuest you stupid chink. Did Dexter fuck your mother or something? At no point did I even mention FQ, this level of obsession is insane.
>>1579900>>1579903Here:>>1578900
>>1579910>or think they're better than asiaThey wouldn't be wrong
>>1579910Go to 3rd world shitter cup or to a Blast tournament? What a difficult choice.
I am starting to think our chink is an Australian falseflagging to make us like FQ more.
>>1579918i want to see asia succeed and that can't happen until they step asidei hate them much less than i did before because rare atom got to the major but they still steal the spotlight for a region that has potential to be better
>>1579920Uh huh sure cunt
>>1579918Then FQ should shout him out 'cause it working wonders on me
>>1579923if you really think that you're an insane personby that logic everyone on hltv who hates flyquest for the same reason are also false australians and thats not truethey're east asians or south east asians who hate flyquest because they hog a spotlight
>>1579925They're not "hogging" a spotlight, they are part of the same region and they're better than you, simple as. Cope, cry, seethe, mald, kys - I don't care, but these are the facts. Chad Australians are simply better than sissychinx.
>>1579925How is it their fault the teams you want to prosper or whatever dumbshit are worse than them?
>>1579925>they're east asians or south east asians who hate flyquest because they hog a spotlightBut you people don't hate mongolz for "hogging the spotlight"I guess it's a race thing then. Glad we cleared that up
>>1579910>flyquest had their chance for free points and turned it downhow were flyquest supposed to get free points at extremesland when they were literally winning a LAN in America at the time the qualifier happened in Australia? >>1578794
a female team made it to cct north america playoffs (due to wildcard dropping out and VRS counting the female tournaments)
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378382/bad-news-capybaras-vs-unjustified-fe-cct-season-2-north-america-series-4female teams vs tier 99 na
>>1579939>When wannabe gooners meet actual gooners.
ummmm navibros wtf
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2363632/ence-academy-vs-nigma-galaxy-cct-central-europe-series-6-closed-qualifierif they get more than 7 rounds imperial fe have done their job
>>1579961will the ratings navi can farm here be included in their stats like from a normal game?if they don't make some exception for excluding silly outliers like this it's gonna fuck up the statshaving said this watch them go sub 1.00 and lose the game lmao
>~Scout Is The Deagle Of Force Buy Rounds~this was written in my fortune cookie saying wtf
We need more Indian representation in Counter Strike in 2025, unironically
>>1580037go to bed, Elon
>>1580037is launders not enough for you
>>1580046Launders is a Canadian :)
>>1580047but ethnically hes a brown indian malaysian man
>cadian subscribed to the Wildcards owner's onlyfans in preparation for this matchHe really is a tier1 igl
>>1580037I just want God's Reigns stickers man.
>>1580049>ethnicallyplease, no nazism in the thread, he is Canadian, it's in his passport!>>1580054me too, fren, me too
>>1580055>please, no nazism in the threadDon't worry all races are hated here. Not a single country, race, ethnicity, gender or religion is spared.
Let's go WC!
Sissytralis are loosing to that?!?! LUL
STRIKE!
>>1580065kek
I forgive you, dev1ce...
missed awp? no problem
if wildcard loses its eu's fault if they win its because of na
>Don't show dev1ce webcamHmmmmmmm, something's not right...
WC's really burning those TO's
>>1580082TO's?
>>1580084timeouts
>>1580085Thanks
>>1580074kek what a fraud
Why they don't show dev1ces webcam???
>>1580081>>1580090He promised not to punch monitors anymore. Figured it was easier to just not show it
NAchads ww@?
Lads should I go for a cheeky wank before work?
>>1580093No, keep the pressure on
>>1580093If you do it at work you'd technically be paid to jerk off
Praying for Asstralis' downfall rn
>>1578594Simple and comfy
>>1578689My fellow patrician
>device on a rampage>lots of utility for controlit almost looks like astralis
We need just 1 prodigy like Donk to turn things around for NA.
>>1578479>>1578689>>1580106
My GOAT IGL.
>>1580116>We need just 1 prodigy like Donk to turn things around for NA.Ain't happening...You hear me? NA sissy...
oof WC almost pulled back that 2v4 retake
>ZywOo FARMEDuhhh, based?
for you gooners: device cam is on
>Have M4a1s>Hold the closest angle known to mankindCS is regressing.
Man why do NA players play like complete retards what the fuck was that round?
>>1580164They did a good job at stopping the initial pushEverything after that was pretty bad
>>1580166Genuinely, how do you even lose that round? 5v3, bomb is dropped (even if you don't know about it), all players are at the same bombsite....This might've been one of the most retarded rounds I've ever seen. It's always NA with these brain numbing plays.
nt from Team WhoreHappy to see Astralis showing signs of life
>>1580184>Happy to see Astralis showing signs of lifent danedog, no one else wants that
>>1580188>no one else wants thatI don't care what you want. If you died tomorrow, nothing in my life would change
>>1580190Likewise, danedog.
device off igl and gets 1.94 ratingamericans still dragging wildcard downnot an unsurprising result
All good games are tomorrow, I'm gonna go sleep now.
>>1580195Faze wrecking Matey and Navi beating on women?
how much aura
>>1580201Significant aura levels eminate from this image.
>>1580195Since it didn't work out with the downfalls of Asstralis I will now commit my efforts to praying for the downfall of Flacons.
TRAIN PICK FOR BIG VS SAW
>national team vs national teamWho am I rooting for? They're pretty equal on sovl
>>1580217BIG
>>1580201Never thought hallzerk would be the least dysgenic looking player on any team
>>1580229bot
>>1580201>>1580229Grim (Both the player and the situation)
you guys are supporting german cs by watching this BIG game right?
>>1579999>having said this watch them go sub 1.00 and lose the game lmaoif you just had 5 Aleksibs cloned in Navi they would comfortably beat Imperial FEtory the #3 best female player has sub 2400 elo on faceit OMEGALOL
>>1580236I just post here to argue with Chinese people.
>>1580236this is a bit of a stomp on ancient, but they don't seem to play nuke so we'll hopefully get train
>>1580241I am from Latvia, and I hate Fagquest with all of my heart
>>1580244>I am from ChinaI already know.
i bet on sawi'll never recover
Why are aussies so fucking annoying?
>>1580247>posts daily about how much you hate australians>ummm they're le annoying one
dont call it a comeback
I'm always amazed at how similiar hugo&harry sound to henryg&machine
>>1580251Hugo and Henry sound similar but Harry sounds way different than Machine
>>1580251hugo/harry is comfy in these meaningless games
>>1580249Just shut up man...
A tall cool glass of freshly pressed apple juice.
>cries about people being annoying>exposes herself as a frogposter immediatelyah so its jealousy
>>1580257>exposes herselfI am actually proud of that
>>1580252henryg and hugo are definitely more similiar, but there's still a noticable degree of similarity between machine and harry toothis is emphasized when you listen them duo to duo as their relative voice pitches (or whatever the accurate techical audio term here is) match closely too
>>1580208Manisfesting rn
>>1580253harry peaks in epl when the shittalking gets taken to the limits of airable castingHe was 100% drunk and/or high for most of the 2024 epl broadcasts
ez 4 BIG
SAW benched BERRY and arrozdoce for this?
Jon de CastroMarcel KƶhnKarim MoussaJohannes WodarzCan AliSEHR deutsch
device is just too fucking good. my goat.
>>1580276Germany has always been an immigrant nation chud! Reported for Volksverhetzung btw.
>>1580195falcons and vitality play today too lil bro
>>1580274>regional team has limited options when replacing playersyes it's truly baffling, isn't it?
>>1580287Why don't the Proto Brazillians just pick up the real ones?
where is simple
>>1580287so don't replace them if the options aren't better?
>>1580291they were doing pretty good with that roster also right? Dont fully understand why they needed a change
>>1580288brazilians cost more than portuguese
deport jdcdeport krimbodeport kyuubii
>>1580300>deport krimboto where?
>>1580301turkey
>>1580301zurĆ¼ck nach Ćgypten
>>1580301>to where?Egypt
I think BIG gonna win it all
How are we feeling about hyped on BIG german bros?
>>1580291They wanted to leave you moron
>>1580308Why did they want to leave me?
>>1580307hope it goes better than his first stint
>>1580300JDC gets to stay. Portugal is european and he isn't a muslim like the 2 others.
>>1580325>portugalwhich part of germany is that?
>>1580326Southern
well, are NIP back?also JACKZ sub to cheat Wildcard invites lol
>>1580337looks much better than what they had before
>>1580337Love seeing new ways to exploit the tournament rules
Holy fuck i didnt know esport players can look so hot.
>>1580344Alexi has been playing for years now my dude.
>>1580344for me it's twenty3
>>1580368she'd look great on NYMPHO.com
Alternate Attax died for this and its beautiful
https://www.hltv.org/news/40767/official-nip-reveal-snappi-led-lineupomegalul
Less than 20 mins before a total embarrassment
>>1578933Already picked as many times as in the entire Major
>>1580410another child molester peer pressure group
gla1ve masterclass incoming
HAHAHA ETERNAL n0k0
>nikoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>failcons
>NiKo already washedGrim.
NIKO YOU FUCKING FRAUD
>0-4
>>1580419>>1580420>>1580423>>1580427>>1580429Wtf happened?
Magisk is so fucking garbage I've never ever seen more delusional than those who still hype up this lard ass fraud, he was carried by fucking dinosaur dupreeh for a year.Easily worse than mezii playing his own roles, EASILY worse than Malbs by SEVERAL MAGNITUDE playing his OWN FUCKING ROLES.Magisk right now aint even top20 anchor in the world, this falcons lineup was a downgrade by every single metric for Choko.
>>1580436meds
>>1580435The bag got him.
ence sistas
GODSTER I KNEEL
>>1580436Very nice stats you fat fucking fuck.IMAGINE getting cleared by fucking MEZII of all people lmao truly the biggest lard around fatgisk.Malbs not on his pose playing half a season: #12 in the worldMagisk on his positions in 10 000 000 budget saudi team: #999 in the worldSo fucking bad.
>>1580453respect mezii please
>>1580457>I left m0NESY and Malbs for this shit
>muh stats
sasuga glaive sama
>>1580410hallzerk looking good with that weightloss and a less goofy haircut if they make it to the major, the sticker prices are gonna go crazy
now that the dust has finally settledhow do we fix this shit?
>>1580458Breh he has oil money why would he be sad
>>1580454mezii is a fat bong potato with negative aura and made the all time guiness world record achievement of getting booed by his own crowd in his own country, i'd kill myself on the spot.However, he is still better than magisk and this retard apex has been stealing his position for a year and for that I have a bit of sympathy for him, he'd probably better on his positions.
>>1580463-magisk+Jks-kyxan+Hooxi
>>1580464I can see the sadness in his eyes. Those two left a void in his heart that money can't fill.
>>1580464>why would he be sadno majorno major in sight
>r8To the front.
i was sad earlier today but then i remembered that n0k0 will NEVER win a major and i couldn't help but to smile
niko looks like he's in pain
falcons gonna lose this lmao
>>1580483time to learn portugese
Pain, nothing, but pain and suffering...
>>1580487But then again he chose this fate so I don't feel too sorry for him.
>>1580487>mfw the hemorrhoids flare up during a round
Podi wake up bro
humpty dumpty loser sdy looks like he posts on xitter about ukraine and his life in poland while working as a coder/designer
my name is nikoi am a baiteri'll see you at the bombsitea little later
Falcons loses everyone wins
AHAHAHAHAHHAH this is the team NiKo decided to retire on.
Its already over for Falcons. I have seen enough.
>>1580492as a fingoloid I will be the first to admit podi is not quite good enough for real tier1 play atm
just give them more time
>>1580463just buy m0NESY and donkno need to thank me MBS
>>1580502unlike pulju
>>1580507falcons wouldve been fun to watch with monesy + jimi
>>1580508pulju is an edge caseI ultimately don't think he has the killer instinct neededLaine for example has it, but he's admittedly very one-dimensional
zonic looks hopless KEKWAB
>>1579925>everyone on hltv who hates flyquest for the same reasonstop trying to pretend you and your two alts make up a quorum, hltv doesn't hate flyquest except maybe for being complacent
what the fuck
>>1580521>europeans aren't soulle-meanwhile in the soul continent
>>1580521I'm not a fan of the new faze logo
>>1580516pulju will find his way as a proper grinder, he needed laine/aho to elevate his performance.hope somebody else takes him soon.
>>1580521It's always been like that anon. You're sounding kinda crazy rn ngl.
>>1580523faze is a 'murrican org dear amerilard
>>1580527europeans spread soullessness wherever they infect
>>1580528like the mayflower
>>1580521I hate it so much, is this how the people who hate the mouz rebrand feel like?
Holy fuck send this Ukrainian to the front
>>1580529those were soulful americans
>>1580512>jimididn't he snub them already? idk what is going on with falcons, they are supposedly offering the bag but good players keep refusing them
falcons - ence winner should be instant pick for anyone in next round
>>1580537supposedly jimi wouldve joined if monesy joined
podi wasn't even the best player of the academy teamhis rating is boosted only thanks to getting the awpwhy the fuck did they promote him and not myltsi
>>1580537>they are supposedly offering the bagNot even that. Word on the streets is that Jimi was dissapointed by the pay of the offers he got.
TES EZ MY GOOOATT
it's bullshit that falcons can just go buy the best rifler in the scene and no one caresinstead of staying to play with his bros, teses is out here carrying some balkan-russian meme team
>>1580542probably because he's the awp
>>1580547myltsi is better than podi with the awpI remember watching some csgo ence academy games and wondering why the fuck did the guy with the worst reflexes (podi) get the awp all the time and not the guy with better aim and reflexes (myltsi)
>>1580523they're only doing this while coming up with a new stinker of modern logo design though
I'm sorry, Falcons...
teses actual goat rifler
I'm sorry for doubting you Falcons. I kneel.
T EZ EZ>>>>Nik0 btw
>>1580545>>1580556https://youtu.be/xEE3Ku8aj2A?t=15
Ayo is kyxsan cross-eyed?
I died from cringe watching those last podi roundsjust play with a rifle man, pls
>mfw falcons doubters
>>1580561he got the draken syndrome, just like torzsi hits the flicks, misses the sitters right in front of him
>>1580561that moment on march point when he failed to spot Teses coming out from upper was pretty bad
why the fuck is banks on the desk? he has literally nothing to add
>>1580572Fag diversity hire pls undertand
>>1580572his most memorable moment as talent was his wife dyingI'm not mocking him for that and it's a shitty thing to happen, but with all good will I can't remember him ever adding anything other than noise to fill dead air time
>>1580577he killed her btw
>>1580368She'd be great in a tasteful vivthomas video
>>1580578wat
>>1580578delet this
>>1580577https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongSmoothPastaStinkyCheese-qp--R2-ktZjWcwQH
>>1580465avrahttps://x.com/i/status/1869847375843659838
>>1580588and then he acts like he's best friends with all the players he likesguy's a fucking snake and also bad at his job
>>1580565at least draken was fast, and so is torsziI bet podi has over 200ms reaction time since he was awful at holding angles even in csgo
do you think niko gonna steal whole g2 playbook?
>>1580601he couldn't get rid of snax with taz as coach, so he left
>>1580601>stealing strats from the worst tier 1 igl and worst tier 1 coachnow that's a bold strategy!
>>1580588What does he say? Audio low
>>1580610is your hearing impaired?
>>1580610he says to raise the volume so you can hear it
>>1580610>banks: bingo. why are players such fucking lazy cunts?>maniac: uh... we just gotta focus on our shots...>banks: play our own game, and suck a bunch of dick in this game as well
>>1580616>spoonfeeding the retard4channel has fallen
>>1580618maybe he has debilitating tinnitusb kind, it was spoonfeeding for me to remind someone of the second biggest banks meme too
what a reaction from the kid
bro switches POV to the guy lurking in T spawn while all other alive players are fighting in B and one of them is in the molly
Neityu should play with ZywOo in the future, nice player
>>1580612>>1580613Zoomie retards>>1580616Thanks mate
>>1580618Go back to playing Fortnite fagboy, respect your elders zoomzoom
>>1580637>can't turn the volume up>we're the retardsok gramps
>>1580643Be able to drink before talking shit, fetus
>>1580647maybe you should be drinking less if you can't operate the volume for your browser, corpse
>>1580652Do you kiss your father with that mouth
>>1580653nah, i got herpes from your mom so i don't want to infect him
>>1580654>>/Reddit/
>>1580656yes, please return and take your wholesome helpful chungus shit with you
Fags above
fags below
>beatboxing tech pauseholy fucking SOVL
Banks here
did p0mp ever win an event?
>>1580670his name is p1mpsurely he has at least 1 trophy to justify the 1 in his name
will n1ko get top 1 this year?
>the banks dossier is NOT real, meds immediately
>>1580675qrd on the dossier?
is magisk washed?
Holy shit N0k0's career is finished
>>1580679We can't knowEveryone drops off insanely once they put on the Falcons jersey. We'd need to see him on another team
this whiff again omg
g2sises do we make fun of choko now or still luv him?
losing because they can't hit shots lmao
>>1580693We make fun of him. Malbs is the new and improved Choko
>>1580702NA delusion
>>1580704>NA delusionWhat's NA got to do with this?
>>1580706NA fans dickride Malbs the most
ameritards gonna treat malbs as their own
>>1580708I'm not NA. Those fuckers don't get to have an opinion on Malbs after their t1 orgs never picked him up after all these years.
gla1ve 200 iq lurk
GOAT CALL BY GLA1VE
good call, glaive
https://x.com/Nohte/status/1823089415540937183
glaive masterclass
gla1ve still fucking got itbeautiful read on Magisk, even after 5 years he knows his ass like his own
NiKo's fucking losing it hahahaha
>>1580725Stroking the wall to find the best place to smash it
tes ez peek
FUCKING PODI FUCKING DROP THE FUCKING AWPREEEEEEE
T EZ EZ GOATPoodi xddddd
Damn, zonic is so fat. He doesnt have much time left, does he?
is boti really going to lose them both maps?
the meme walking crouch peek is really the death of classic CS, if you did this in GO on high ELO you'd possibly get kicked and in CS2 it's the norm
ffs tesesstop ruining glaive's comeback
>>1580736NOOOOO THE GAME IS CHANGING MY AUTISM CAN'T HANDLE THIS NONONO
podi what a player
ok teses is cheating
gj boti
Flacons is not making it if you need two fucking ots vs Ence
lol this studio looks so funny
jeez relax teses
NikoGODS win again
Why didn't they put Maui in the middle between Banks and Voo?
>>1580744he's been playing like this for yearsmost people just don't notice because he's always had flashier players on his team also, see >>1580559
>>1580736Yeah
G2 would win major if gla1ve was their IGL, not sn0xHis calls are sharp, but the individual skill of the losers he's bossing around is hilariously badWhen your best hope is an eternal loser from Ukraine who's best achievements were getting beat by s1mple and riding on the back of dycha, yeah, time to bail.
>>1580755it would have given piper perri vibes
>>1580758he looks like a serial killer
>>1580762Yeah sn0x fault that both niko and m0nesy choked against Faze
>>1580420>>1580427>>1580429>>1580457>>1580487>>1580500>>1580681>>1580725you guys gonna apologize?
why are players such fucking lazy cunts?
>>1580768>literally roll over and die once EVERYONE GO KILL tactic failsCorrect
reminder the Falcons core lost to ENCE at Elisa Masters
i find it hilarious that people are still underestimating the heroic core and saying that niko got a trash team
>>1580762very insightful postsdy never once played with dycha in his career btw
>>1580769Not me. I still think Falcons is a mediocre team. Just wait for Zonic to coach like ass and NiKo to lose his mind. They'll be below #30 in no time.
What the fuck is with the presentation this time? Is everyone drunk over at blast? They should be kicked into shape!
>>1580736Although I agree with you, it was always a thing in CSGO. I remember tarik doing that constantly back then and winning, I remember it so well because I acted just like you did with your post.
>>1580780giwtwm instead of a camera
>>1580780OF content when?
adamb will HUMBLE fraudwoo
how well will ropz play without designer undetectable faze cheats?
swedebros i believe
>>1580780This woman is so desperate but her being so much older than me makes it so hot, fuck...
>>1580793desperate old women are willing to do literally ANYTHING to please young men.
>>1580791>designer undetectable faze cheats?You mean karrigan's overclocked brain? He'll probably be alright. Vitality takes turns tilting so it's OK if he has a shit game now and then
>>1580796Man I want Faze Elige to succeed but there's like a 25% chance Elige tilts Karrigan and Rain into retirement within a year.
>>1580796only tnir can rival karrigan in terms of addy tweaking
>spinx>somehow benched for being even less impactful than fucking ropzhahaha
>>1580806it wasn't a skill issue, he was a vibe killer and also hated apex
>>1580806He was benched for being even more of a faggot than apexflamez is next
>>1580808well the French are p gay 2bh
Shiiit vitality looking really solid
>>1580811and now he'll rot on the bench until his contract expires and some tier 3 team will pick him up for free
>>1580812yes, i'm an apex hater but you can't have someone who's arguing with the igl on the team
ZyWoo awp abuser still worse than donk
>>1580815against a new core in Metizport? yeah lol
>>1580820>ZyWoo awp abuserretarded post
>awp abuser>CS2Humorous.
>>1580815Vitality for the entire year have looked really good, i don't think they missed playoffs once after Katowice
What are we thinking?metizport or imperial fe, who's gonna get most rounds?
>>1580832CS2 doesn't do anything to fix the AWP. CS3 needs to increase the price to $5200, reduce the magazine size to 3, and limit teams to 2 AWP buys per half.
>>1580837and then they get to the playoffs
>>1580839Honestly, Imperial fe. I don't think NAVI is capable of stomps, might be wrong.
>>1580839b1ad3 is going to tell his team to throw some rounds. he doesn't have the balls to 26-0.
>>1580839Metiz easily, people who never watched still don't understand how bad FE CS is btw zAAz gave interview and said something like "we have an advantage because we know how they play" xd
>>1580839imperial will get 0 roundsat most, a pistol if they are lucky
>>1580878>zAAz gave interview and said something like "we have an advantage because we know how they play"technically not wrong because we can safely assume navi didn't bother to watch any vods
>>1580887when your best player is mechanically worse than the worst Navi player you can only talk about advantage as a form of cope
>r0pz
ropzwoo kino
having your real name is your in-game name, based or cringe?personally, i like it
>>1580908It depends. If you have a common name like "John" it will be cringe, well maybe not cringe but boring as fuck.
>NiKo said that every player in falcons is happy and comfortable in their roles which he did not have in the past for some time, maybe even years.ch0ko throwing shit on his former team barely after double ot win against fuckin ence
>>1580910well, hampus is pretty common in sweden and i'd assume nikola is the "john" of the balkans
>>1580878I wasn't believing in this Metiz team, I thought they would get 2-12 but Mirage ct side always reality checking me. I retract my statement, Imperial fe definitely will get less.
>>1580910>have the same first name as the nickname of one of the greatest CS players of all time>people instantly assume you're a cringe tryharder stealing a nickname when you're simply playing under your own name
>>1580778https://www.hltv.org/stats/lineup/matches?lineup=12731&lineup=16080&minLineupMatch=2deboonked
>>1580924kek
>>1580918Fair point. I was thinking more in international terms I guess? Languages are weird.>>1580924Kek, yea there's that too.
>adamb>isak>hampussovl
plopski's hud image looks terrible, dude looks like he belongs on mouz
apex 2014 entries
susp > adamb
>>1580936i remember ZywOo had him as bold prediction in his first pro year
>>1580938one twin is always better than the other
In FaZe he would win these btw.q
>>1580938you were saying?
This Loom1 guy looks like he's in his 40s wtf.
>choketality
>>1580942TrueBut it'd be 7-12, and we'd have to go through 2 OT's before Faze takes the mapI miss Faze....
>>1580951All good things must come to an end. I have faith in nuFaZe, they will have sovl.
>>1580946his reaction speed as well
Dang nt Metizport
Am i the only one surprised every time how small maui is?
>>1580954
tick tock, apex........
>new roster>replaced one sneaky rat for another sneaky rat a>nothing else
>>1580918akshually it's the "Nicholas" of Balkans
>>1580956he's probably short but banks is tall and voo is (apparently) very tall
>>1580962>he's probably shortno probably about it
voo with the hooxi slanderi respect him more now
>out of the scene for almost a year>still laughed atkwab
>>1580966I missed it, what did he say?
>>1580969that teams are realizing there are fragging igls out there so they don't have to pick up people like hooxi (paraphrasing)
Remember when people hyped this guy up during NIP being kinda good "era"? What the hell happened?
>>1580971based. I fucking hate hooxi
>>1580973nip happened
https://x.com/g2niko/status/1879608941971394888
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378401/eyeballers-vs-bcgame-cct-season-2-europe-series-16-closed-qualifierImagine not watching our guy
>>1580978and who is our guy, exactly?
donk would have won that
I hope fraudz suffers
>rage toggle second roundis this official Valve server matchmaking?
>>1580985who?
Boomer 23 year old L00m1 BTFO'ing ZywOo
even if vitality win they are getting clowned on
Zypoo getting LOOM1'D
if spinx was playing neither of these maps would have even been close
>>1580999zased and trve
>>1580999still benched, Giladi?
STOP SMILING ROPZ
Ropz haters?????
>>1581012Im here
>>1581012here, waiting for faze to pick and btfo them later in the tournament
>hampus usplol, these guys are alright.
Just killed a guy from the shithouse in Tside spawn on Vertigo. Feels good man.
>>1581020went to take a shit, what did i miss?
>>1581022Nothing special but I thought it was funny. They won the pistol and hampus didn't buy a gun, he went with just the USP.
smokes basically dont exist to ropz
zywoo shave that shit off please
adamb cost them so hard>>1581028Preparing for the Islamification of France.
>>1581026basedhe knows he's better than the french mega autist
>>1581029al Zaywu
gg isak
It never gets old man, what the fuck.
eZywOo
>bring in big name signing>same old zywoo carry or bust>against fucking metizport
>>1581040aragorn, gandalf, frodo
>>1581042>big name signingYou just think Ropz is good because he had 2 series at the major. You forgot that he was ass in CS2 the entire year before that.
>>1581044banks isn't a hero he's one of the shire ruffians at the end
>>1581044denethor*
>>1581051i was talking only about the size
>>1581046absolute bullshit, he was only "bad" in first half of 2024
>>1581059https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/events/11816/ropz?startDate=2024-01-01&endDate=2024-12-31&rankingFilter=Top10
>>1580283Against Ence and Metizsport...Thank god I went to sleep.
>>1581073Dis nigga fr peak at epl
>>1581073keep in mind how many saves and baits and impactless kills this rating includes
How long will that wall last?https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/SplendidLittleCougarPupper-TgbM2sXiMR2bnLXR
>>1581092kek
4 down, 3 to go
s-she's fast!
Remember when everyone talked about how the Mouz roster was going to get ripped apart? What happened to that?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VAPE GOD ZONIChttps://www.twitch.tv/blastpremier/clip/GeniusLightLouseSeemsGood-Q_fd-E9Uaxww8H19?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time
I have a bad feeling about tomorrow Navi bros...
>>1581137>against other femaleslol (perhaps even lmao)
>>1581150Legit question, was there ever a male team vs female team match that WASN'T a total blowout?
>>1580120Code? It's not a gay vid, right?
>>1581139people assumed that roster moves are always motivated by money and they generally think of mouz as just a talent factory for other teamsthe truth is that the org just makes it way easier to join another team than most others and don't do the contract limbo bs like a lot of other big orgsthe mouz boys are the same age (-jimi) and seem like genuine friends when you look at the behind the scenes stuff and they're paid well so there was never any reason to leave
>>1581164i vaguely remember 1 or 2 rare instances where a female team won but it was very low level and a long time ago, i think it was an NA tournament but i can't remember anything else. but i know there were HLTV threads asking this same question (that's how i initially found it) so you can try googling around.
>>1581137yeah i'm thinking it's over for n*vi
>>1581150navi will win in a blowout but ana's going to beat w0nderful in the awp head to head stats and it'll be funny
>>1581171>never any reason to leaveAside from getting on a more competitive roster. Mouz has had decent result but hasn't gotten any real trophies.
>>1581179lol w0nderful farmed tier 2 CS with absolute ease for months before Navi bought him. pretty sure he had something like 1.30 average rating or higher.
>>1580840insha'Allah
>>1581181out of 9 big stage where they were knocked out, 3 of them were not to faze or navi (who they've had problems beating even in group stages) and the other three were top 5 teamsvitality won 1 event in 2024. it's not always about individual outputi will say xertion's and torzsi's streakyness is a problem that needs to be fixed though
>m0nesy playing faceit with iM and b1t>G2 didn't get a big star signing to replace Niko, probably because players on the scene are aware m0nesy is leaving after his contract ends and it's questionable how strong G2 will be after thathe's coming back
>>1581234i remember when i believed in floppy nrg because he played with osee and hext last month
>>1581234navi as an org would face too much backlash from the ukrainian government for replacing a ukrainian with a russian.
>>1581234>>1581236>>1581246He's going to falcons after Blast Major you fucking fags, he slipped up at hltv awards interview
>>1581247But why didn't he join alongside niko then
>>1581258jitu management
>>1581246Nah, they signed very high profile Russian Valorant players in the first year of the war with no problem (alongside a Ukrainian), and b1t and b1ad3 would still be there. I'm obviously wishful thinking but it can easily happen.
>>1581247He didn't say anything, Spunj was just trying to bait him
You guys are sleeping on G2 and forgetting that Snax is guaranteed to win a (new) major like every other IGL Niko has dumped.
>>1581278shut up hooxi
>>1581279Still waiting on that Bleed money, Kassad?
>>1581283
>>1581234him and bit have been great friends for years but that doesnt mean hes going to navi
was vacnet a.. success?
>>1581360nope, donk is still playing
>>1580410this ur guy csgog?
>>1580410>>1581381>normal guys in the front>bottle pissing giga coomers who are on watchlists in the backgood move
>>1580577>ARE YOU READY?!
>>1581419
>>1580793>>1580795Teach me niggas.
>>1580577I don't think many mock him for his wife dying but more for how he tweeted about it
>>1580942Now that the twins have separated you can actually tell them apart. Earlier they used to look the same to me.
https://www.hltv.org/news/40679/stat-check-how-elige-can-be-diametrically-opposed-to-ropz-but-still-fit-faze-tc
>>1580978>>1580980My GOAT Guardian still carrying in old age.
(tsunami proceeded to go up 12-8, choke to 12-12 and lose in ot)
>betting real money on a children's game
>>1581473red tippy
>>1581484>>1581500>>1581524erp elsewhere
>>1581536i don't think you know what that means
I read everything you niggas posted, thanks for the advice.
Damn those posts got Jonathan E'd
>I would like to see s1mple return. We all miss such a player. He's young, only 27 years old. It's far from the limit. Sasha is the kind of person who can do anything if he wants. I was shocked by the things he did sometimes [in the game]. Such a player couldn't lose his genius.> Denis "electronic" Sharipovbros why'd the war have to break up 2021 navi
>>1581616What's the deal with that nigga anyways why does he keep banning people?
>>1581620>Simple is 27bruh.......
>>1581622He's the manifestation of law and order in the physical plane, the only thing that could possible keep HLTV in check for so long without losing its sanity
>>1581421>LISTEN UP YOU LAZY FUCKEN CUNT
>>1581473I like how there's a helpful note for finding the fire buttonI often have problems finding those
sexter
>>1581635Heh, nta but it's cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySqklIiKLQ&ab_channel=ZOWIEe-SportsAPACSirs are playing.
>>1581648>they used an actual shitstorm as the graphicunfortunate
But when do the women play
>>1581652>HOW CAN SHE DINK?! HOW CAN SHE DINK!?
>>1581651fym?
>>1581648oh no no no
>>1581654if you don't press play the static graphic for the youtube video is a browinsh-orange storm cloud whirlpool-tornado thing
>>1581659fucking hell it's the event's logo too
>>1581648>indians and mongolians arguing in chatthis is asia soul
threads deadpost sick aceshttps://allstar.gg/clip?clip=676ac972e221cb6c305b56ad
>>1581664It's good shit
>>1581669>lets go rapist
>>1581670>a packed arena is chanting this in 2029 delhi major
>>1581659>>1581661It's a sandstorm.....
>>1581681Excellent. Let's ask them their opinion about Xi Jinping.
>>1581648>Tab out at 8-4 half in favor of CW>Tab in a few minutes later and it's the analyst's desk>Hmm the match is over so quickly so obviously CW would've won>GR 13-11 CW
>>1581686there's an old joke, an american and a russian are talking during the cold war, the american says "we're so free in america, you couldn't even imagine. I could go outside the white house and shout 'fuck america, go to hell jfk' and nothing would happen"russian says "typical american, you don't know what you're talking about, I could go right up to the gates of the kremlin and chant 'fuck america, go to hell jfk' and be completely fine"
>>1581681>>1581686>The most offensive thing considered to amerifatsGod I look forward to the culture clash/shock this will bring and how people will try and be online police to a new platform
>>1581265The problem here is not just navi signing a russian player. It is the concept of kicking out an ukrainian for the russian guy.
>>1581690No you're just a lil bitch miss chinky.
>>1581695>Implying gookI'd be the first one making Winnie the Pooh and 1989 jokes if I used social media for other than porn and retweeting bad CS2 memes. I just like the chaos and metldown compilations
>>1581685sure it is
Alistair to God's Reign. Just imagine.
he's looking at his teammates like he's gonna slap the fuck out of them as soon as they get backstage
>>1581712HOW CAN HE SLAP
>>1581681>N wordsThere are multiple? What N words are the aside for nigger? Also: Counter-Strike?
>>1581729The soft A and the super hard O.
>>1581686Let's ask Australians opinion about Dexter.
>>1581737>>1580127
>>1581734Nago? Like from Guilty Gear?
>>1581743I assume anon is talking about negro
>>1581734My hood neighbour Nigoro?
>>1581743>>1581746Don't toy with me, miss niggatoro.
VP might be the only bounty hunter team that wins today.
>>1581752
Do you guys leave your wrist resting on top of the mousepad as you aim at all (or most) of the time or do you don't touch the wrist on the mousepad?
>>1581766I have most of my arm resting on it.
>>1581167don't know and I hope it isn't
>>1581766I rest my entire arm on my mouse mat.>>1581770Based Aika appreciator.
>>1581770Oh well, no worries based Aika-poster>>1581755FAZE SWEEPIMPERIAL FE SWEEP GURLS GET IT DONE>>1581766I find I have more stability when I have my elbow and below resting on something. If I'm playing a game and making super large swings and wide flicks my wrist is up but at that point I test if I need to change my sensitivity
>>1581788>IMPERIAL FE SWEEP GURLS GET IT DONEI doubt it.>>1581766My entire forearm is on my desk. But then again I play on very high sensitivity so I don't need to move my mouse much.
NA domination starts in 10 minutes
DANWOO
I am sorry, na chads, I am so sorry, please forgive me...
grim 11-1 holy
Old logo is working magic for Complexity...
jame time
Grim (for VP)
congratulations denis (evil), you have killed another team
naGODS...
https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2025/january/16the valve ranking is broken as fuck>na'vi #10>nexus #13>eclot #26>PEGADA (WHO?) #27
>>1581885>Mongolz #3I kneel
>>1581755lol
>>1581885they also deducted atox and rare atom's points which will fuck them out of future invites you shouldn't be allowed to roll back points
>>1581890>they rolled back their points from an unranked event
>>1581892if it was an error the players shouldnt be punished for their fuck upthe best option would have been to let them keep the points and be more careful about unranked future
>>1581895why? they never got the points to begin with
>>1581895They weren't punished.
>>1581885yeah it's fucked atm
>>1581895in the future
>>1581885thats hltv's issue, the only official ranking is the infrequent updates from valve
>>1581902the xse pro league points counted on valves update as wellwe dont know if valve will also deduct it
>>1581903I assume so. You can't hand out points for unranked tournaments if you want your ranking to be taken seriously.
KWAB
ELEMAYYOH
Just like my premier matches
col-vp is shaping up to be the new nip-amkal
Wtf, VP has a chinese player?
>>1581917>Kaisar "ICY" Faiznurov (born June 1, 2005) is a Kazakhstani professional Counter-Strike 2 player and a former Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player.kazakhstan is central asia and borders russia and china
>>1581919Icy, icy.
na era
APOLOGISE
>VP play slow, chess CS>add Ghost of Russia>VP play like retards>kick your IGL>VP still play like retardsummmmm sisters, I thought Jame was the problem?
Any traders here?*Rubs handsWhat is best blue Desert eagle heat treated i can buy for 305$ in steam items?
VI LOST ZULUL
imagine being an en ayyyyyylmao fan
>>1581929FN 100% blue gemit's worthless, there are at least a dozen of blue gem seeds, based valve giving the common man the feeling of float autism
>>1581928>>1581930Apologize
>>1581929>>1581932I went out of my way to get the ugliest, highest float chunk of worn metal for my deagle skinit looks gorgeous
>>1581885>na'vi #10>nexus #13lmao what
>>1581932I see, thank you a lot, after i posted this "ad" on steam forums few guys added me and one of them had this.And i was like HOLY SHIT its so blue for 305$ (clueless). Didnt know situation was so "cheap".Thank you>>1581935Can you post it?
Bruh...
>>1581943hahaha, get fucked homos. your cute twink is now retarded zoomer
>>1581943Hey xisters
>>1581943twinkbros...
>>1581895Anyone gonna collect the receipts for this chink insisting it was ranked?
Just ordered some sausage egg and cheese. This shit finna be lit.
>>1581948it was ranked and they rolled it back which they shouldnt have done
>>1581955Don't act coy with me chinky boy I remember you getting mighty uppity and abusing everyone else who pointed out you were wrong, now you're trying to play it off as being innocent. Retard.
>>1581957i was right at the timehow was anyone supposed to predict that theyd do a rollback when its never ever happened
>>1581939I don't want to fiddle with my graphics/resolution and it'll look weird to anyone not used to itAnd it's not really even that special, you could probably get a similiar one for a couple of bucksI had been using directive for a long while so getting another>Metallic Blue Skin 2: Electric Boogaloo: Now even more blue!felt boring to meat first I thought just to check how ugly the low float skins were, but to my surprise I like to grungy look much more than I like the shiny girly expensive onesand I have skins worth hundreds so it's not a poorfag cope eitherthe default deagle skin is actually the best looking one we have at this point,as someone has pointed out in /cs2g/ before
>>1581959>make a mistake>fix itthis is somehow confusing to you?
>>1581959So why were you abusing everyone else, lil chink?
>ICY TIME
I don't like the layout of the new A site.It lacks the openness of the old one.
>>1581939there's the pattern I have, though it's super high float so it looks much "worse"
>>1581962>>1581963because its an automated system and i had no reason to believe they would change it mid seasonits doesnt make you smarter because you judged it as if it was a manual system when its being ran automatically
>>1581968Chegroe.
>>1581967in-game it looks like it's made of brass, here it's just dull gray somehowmaybe it's the high float I have (I assume these pics are like max FN versions)
>>1581965I don't know what you mean by openness, A is open as fuck now, there's literally nothing in there.
>>1581967as you can see the colors in high float are wildly different
Has anyone ever gone a full pro match without getting a kill?
>>1581980https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378215/natus-vincere-vs-imperial-fe-blast-bounty-2025-season-1
>>1581981That match hasn't happened yet you fucking retard you dumb piece of shit you fucking waste of a drunken night
>>1581980https://www.hltv.org/matches/2307469/renegades-vs-clg-red-dreamhack-masters-las-vegas-2017-north-america-closed-qualifierJKS also didn't die
>>1581983
>>1581988Don't you respond to me with PP.I was a gamer army member.
>>1581980I think I remember shroud on overpass years ago but it might've been 1 kill, not sure. There's pooxi https://www.hltv.org/matches/2368422/g2-vs-sprout-cct-2023-online-finals-5
>>1581992I should've guessed Hooxi before posting.
complexity will lose
>>1581997
>>1581997Very unpatriotic of you
what the fuck are these retards doing
>>1582005Winning.
better than i expected desu
Wasn't COL massively in the lead in the first map?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378363/big-equipa-vs-endpoint-cct-season-2-europe-series-16-closed-qualifierbig bros...
Ez4vp
>>1582011>JennyR>pauliieee>meli>ZanaWhy are women?
>>1582011A preview of Navi vs Imperial
>>1581980>>1581987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWwqQkICzho
>>1582021Cute siblings
>>1582043Feeling bad for segster, he knows he's about to be dropped in a few months.
>>1582045he's probably paid more than he deserves
>>1582046Can't be that much considering Jimi refused failcons.
>>1582049well dogster is a tier below
https://x.com/degsterof/status/1879851020400185670
>>1582050Half a tier at most.
>>1582052Jimi is overrated
>>1582054get yearly #17 before you talk shit
>>1581961>>1581967>>1581977Thanks anon, I will probably pause trying to get blue deagle for the moment
I swear pimp would strangle freya if he could kek the tension is too high
>>1582055I am actually slightly higher
>>1582055yeah thats too high
I like Kumicho Dragon a lot, most deag skins are fugly tho i agree
>Maj3r spray transfering towards enemy behind smoke AND textureYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
>>1582065>t.min3r
>>1582065pure gamesense lil bor only the best got it you wouldnt understand
>Maj3r is cheating bros believe me bros don't look at top 5 bros
When did fart leave furia?
turkey or brazil?
what do you say to your teammates in game when they bait you
>>1582072When Furia kicked him after realizing he's ass at the game.
>>1582073>AIDS or HIV
>>1582077you dont need to be rude
>>1582074i wait for blamef to call the strat for the next round
>brazilian baiting
>>1582073Brazil is Turkey on steroids.
hurry up i want to watch navi get 13-0d by imperial
These new t-shirt design is so bad, omg, even the clown himself is not smiling anymore
>>1582088i dont undersatnd why every team doesnt go with the astralis style
>>1582088It do be looking kinda ass tbyhwyf
>>1582087i won't get to watch the game live.... it's not going to be the same watching the vod
>>1582021I detest how these whores are now latching onto counter strike
>>1582045well HEROIC wanted him gone anyway so at least he has a team for a little longer and a fat paycheck
>>1582057>pimp would strangle freyaso would I if you catch my drift
>>1582107Jokes aside you should've seen the way she made fun of him and he got so frustrated.
>>1582102Where there's money there's holes. Finish line yada yada.
Pimp is trve aryan
I'm going to sleep....I can't stay up any longer. I'll just have to imagine the fire.
>>1581890Are you telling me FQ got more points out of Blast Bounty than the chink teams did in their superior tournament?
yes banks, we know you beat her
banks mentioned his wife (the alive one)
>>1582021
is banks pedogay?
>>1582092konfig "era" astralis jerseys were greatthe current ones somehow makes them look like nerdy accountants>>1582088the colorful jersey was hated on but it was actually one of the moust soulful jerseys we've seenthe new one is just bland as fuck
FAZE UP
frozen looks stoned out of his mind
Are you ready, cs2g?
EliGE a good start to FaZe debut
who's the best, elige or ropz?
>want to see faze annihilate m80I hate that faggot. Give me 6 overtimes and end on a 4v1 clutch
>>1582156EliGE hands down
elige used to be self conscious of looking baldhe's like us
>>1582156>who's the best, elige or ropz?No idea. It's hard to beat prime ropz, but this is the first time elige doesn't have to carry a team
>>1582161
>>1582156i'd rather have ropz in a high stakes game but Elige is better i think
>>1582156My instinct is to say they're pretty equalWith knife on my throat I'll say ropz because he's won a major
elige just died 3 rounds in a rowlooking washed
Soon as i open the stream my boy Elige dies and Faze lose their first round
>>1582167so you mean ropz is actually better if you want to win something
>>1582171Shut it off asap
>got anymore of them chromosomes?
>>1582156elige is more aggressive and could fit faze better considering frozen is passive (same as ropz)
why does swisher look finnish?
umm elige haters where you at??!? he just got a kill
>>1582102>noweva has been doing shit in esports for a few years
>>1582180Already on suicide watch
>liquid finally got rid of shitdar>Faze is now na NA teamfells good to be an NA chad right about now
>>15821755.5/10 with hair2.1/10 without hairwhy he keeps downgrading himself? he doesn't have the shape for the bald look, and he doesn't look like he's balding like EliGE
>replace baiting estonian faggot with chad american aggro player>winits that easy
>>1582185he said the hair makes his headphones fit weird
>>1582186>gets laked
not bad, na. Maybe another aggressive rifler will go to eu in a couple of years
Lakechads eating good rn
elige bros...
>>1582188>gets karrigan'd
>>1582193>gets eliwhiffed
>>1582192>Elige takes his place comfy retirement home team>first match passes the torch to the new NA starand im proud to be an american, where at least I know im freeeee
my retard <3
swisher 1v4 incooming
Eastern Europe > rest of Europe > Asia = Southern America > Northern AmericaUhmmm, USA bros?????
>botLiGEGET THIS NA SHITTER OUT OF MY TEAM
>faze dont know how to play now they arent being baited every roundjust wait, this team is going to age like fine wine
>>1582203>panicking at a fucking 7-5no way you're a faze fan
Promising half. There is still hope for German CS after all bros
>>1582200erm actually we got 2 NAchads at the top of the scoreboard
elige3 kills in the pistol3 kills 2nd round1 kill in the 3rd3 kills in the remaining rounds when m80 actually played the gamethat's impact
>>1582211hes doing a great job replacing those ropz kills
remember when we said broky is bad?
>have to listen to scrawny's plosives elige vs na team doesn't count btw
>>1582219m80 is a german team
why is elige playing with the group hitting site?
>m80 lose>THEYRE GERMAN>m80 win>USA USA USA NA #1why are amerisharts like this?
>>1582221elige gets a buff against na players, simple as
>>1582225youre confusion has to do with the fact that two players are NA, along with the org, while a MAJORITY of players are German. Making m80 and EU team with two Americhads on it
swisher sucks dick and i'm glad stavn stole his gf
>>1582230calm down martin
m80 rounds win USA USA USA NA #1 USA USA USA NA #1 USA USA USA NA #1
Eligesissies..... maybe were not cut out for EU like we thought
did elige go from 8-0 to 13 -11?
>>1582233Lil bro?
elige getting some nice ecos to pad some more stats
>>1582242you love to see it
holy shit frozen nice bait retard
>>1582245>bro just take a fight with 1 hp
>>1582255u got the wrong round there retard
frozen is so much worse than ropz for clutching, shit's fucked. When I see frozen 1vx I don't even think about it, when I see ropz 1vx it's over for the enemy team.
>>1582102>nownewfag
if faze steamroll next map Navi-Imperial will start way sooner right?
>>1582276Yes
>>1582276it depends on the event but because it's online, probably
Broky
Elige putting these eurosissies in their place
scrotes need to lose
goat vs washed
Lake putting these eurosissies in their place
was ropz holding broky back this whole time???
>>1582299Yes. Watch Zywoo drop below 1.00 rating.
rainge, my nigga...
>>1582301zywoo is so used to spinx I dont think that will happen
>>1582299relaxit's m80. They're not playing vitality or spirit
defend this
eligebros.. i dont feel so good
>>1582309"irrelevant" frags that don't matter when team A (faze) is better strategically and tactically than team B (m80), also new lineup
FaZe to bench EliGE after disastrous Blast showing
>>1582314This isn't Falcons
every player not named zywoo should stop buying dualies
After so many people saying EliGE doesn't have to carry anymore, this is pretty funny. He isn't even trying to carry anymore.
>win pistol>lose the next roundFaZe still FaZe.
nice duel elige
elige sucks?
lol Swhisher
>>1582331he has to get used to all this broken English in his ear. give it time trust
>>1582331>>1582330>>1582328apologize
>>1582329>win pistol>lose the next round>win the ecoFaZe still FaZe.
literally pure luck 4kelige still garbo
EliGE got that FaZe magic coursing through his veins already
>>1582335that was m80 choking not elige playing well
>>1582336>lose the post-eco round
>>1582341this is going OT
elige needs to retire mid set
what if he was indian and it was currygan
save lake
>leave na>lose vs worse na team
imperial will win a map off navi as cs is a mental game
>>1582352this happened to malbs
ropz was not the problem
why are americans so much better at cs?
>elige in a 2v1
f0ze lol suck german cock
>dust2 nextOH NO NO NO
First BIG and now M80. German-bros we can't stop winning.
do YOU think Maui is a good analysist ?
>>1582366fuck no
It should've been frozen, not ropz...
This is the moment you can pick out the trolls and elige fans from the longtime faze fansDoesn't matter if m80 is top20 or top50. This is exactly as expected
The tilt has begun. 13-5 M80 on Dust2
>>1582374ropz decided to leave he wasn't kicked
>>1582276i'm sorry FaZe fans, i jinxed with this question
>1.33 rating on ancient>0.39 rating on infernoAbsolute Karrigan masterclass incoming on Dust2.
IT'S JOEVER
>>1582382I know but they should've kicked frozen and somehow convinced ropz to stay. frozen doesn't have any impact ever.
I've seen enough, 16-14 Faze in overtime
>>1582404As it was in MOUZ
carrygun...
karrigan is so fucking backlooking forward to a new season with this bullshit
The goat strikes again
elige isn't faze's new star rifler, carrygun is
The bald man is waking up and the germans are losing their luck.
I DIED TO A FUCKING KARRIGAN
pros don't fake
faze is lucky that since major midky started hitting shots
I have never seen a frozen clutch.
what does frozen even do for this team, we need more americans on faze
holy shit k1to
holy SHIT
after this game, we have navi vs imperial fewhat a let down
>in cs2 you cannot spra-ACK
>karrigan pulling them back againI love my goat igl
imagine m80 with 2 more germans. Ez top 10-15 hltv ranking
k1to getting himself a contract with that ace clutch
>>1582443yeah like Tabsen and Krimbo... oh wait its the Americhads that are making this work
k1to ez
"must i do everything myself?" - karrigan
imagine moving from NA to get btfo by fucking m80
when is this update that makes the famas cheaper happening?
>>1582453like 5-7 hours
>>1582454thank god. i bought a skin in preparation and everything
k1to getting too ahead of himself, rain won't let that happen buddy.
AHAHAHHAHAHHA NA CS AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>1582457sorry which NA team in this match are you talking about?
this is just classic faze taking every single game down to the wire
>>1582455>i bought a skinWhich one?
>>1582460ZX Spectron with a Conspiracy Club holo
>>1582458The German one
>>1582459unless m80 starts coming back, this is actually a blowout by faze standards
>>1582453>>1582454why are you trying to trick me with these rumours
Holy fucking shit frozen is literally useless.
>>1582473thought it was confirmed tbqh
>>1582453elige likes the famas says you just gotta hold the spray longer for the 5th bullet and its finethey need to nerf mac10/mp9 and make famas 1900
>>1582476where you trickster you
how many rounds does Navi have to lose for them to be a laughing stock
>>158248510, if they lose any pistol then even 5 rounds is nothing to laugh atbut realistically its 13-3, 13-0
>>15824854.
EM EIGHTY SISSIES, WE LOST...
based rain
Wasn't worried at all. No way. Not me
>>15824852
slaxz useless dogshit playerThis guy has held back so many teams it's not even funny
>>1582490ack incoming
NA > Germany
Time for tonight's main event.
ok do the analysts tell the truth and get cancelled or do they bow to the woke mob?take your bets
>>1582490why is Navi not on here? Surely it couldnt have made the odds any worse
>tfw no ana top 1 hltv female gf
>>1580552they have an even worse sniper now if myltsi was that good with the awp he'd probably already have it by now, at least as secondary
>>1582453famas will be 950$ and be purchasable on pistol roundsr8 will get full auto and an extra mag for 50$ price increasezeus slot will get an alternative option: katana for 1500$ that kills from one neckshot or nothing personnelmolly gets the same: tear gas grenade; doesnt block vision well, does minor damage and makes you make noise
>>1582505VALVE HIRE THIS MAN!!
>>1582499Nta but you can't bet on them. Atleast at the first site I looked at.
>>1582499They wouldn't let me bet on them just losing. Apparently even 1.001 odds would be too muchlol
Why is HeavyGod rated so highly by some of these analysists
those headphones should be illegal, they make him look even more bald
this will probably be a unique match of CS history, never again will one of the best teams play with such a bad team in a meaningful tournament
>>1582508winning*was thinking of FE when I typed
>>1582510he was doing work on a shit team
>>1582513>never againVRS says hello
>right after the major was done karrigan sent me a message and asked if I was interested>going with faze here and playing with karrigan was something I really wanted, so that's what I chosekarrigan really is the na star succubus, twistzz said like the exact same thing
>>1582513https://www.hltv.org/events/8229/iem-katowice-2025-play-in
>>1582510Because he's really good
>>1582517Who wouldn't join FaZe when you get a personal invitation from the igl goat?
>>1582518they will probably play a standard tier 2 team there, not a contender like Navi
>>1582510heavygod eats all the analysts who don't like him
>>1582517Yeah, they're not blowing smoke when the analysts say everyone wants to play under him
dont look now but Elige was he highest rated player on Faze...
>not having their igl do the interviewpussies
>prerecorded intro to the matchwas this the only one that did that?
Good evening. I hate women.
no horny posting please have some respect
>>1582532shes the igl
she looks like she could suck a golfball through a garden hose
/ourgirls/ and Imperial fe!
Good evening. I love women.
i'm thinking 13-3 on navi's map pick, 13-5 on imperial fe's map pick
wtf why did w0nderful get the zoomer haircut
>>1582533no
>>1582540lmfao
why isnt eliges GF team playing in this
>>1582546she's busy getting pounded by karrigan and elige at the same time
>>1582540Mashallah
i put $50 on imperial fe winning the first pistolif i win its great if i lose i don't really care
voo... buddy.. have a cough drop or two....>>1582537wait reallywhy is zaaz's old ass on this team then
>>1582552hes trying not to laugh at the absurdity of this
SEXO
>>1582542never mind, imperial fe's map pick has a kitchen; they might get 6 rounds
>>1582510he's a God duh
Ayo I forgot about wondefools new hair
>>1582490Jesus blunderfool looks like James charles
all of this precope is annoying, just play and make fun of them like you would NIP when they shit up the server
Kek what a cuck praising them for picking navi
>23I want to fuck
lol they got raped
twenty3 is sex
jL is a fucking misogynist
>jL celebrating
>>1582552>why is zaaz's old ass on this team thenbecause the female scene is so stagnant there is no one better. she came back to CS from Valorant and is already at the top because she can just shoot well.
13-0 pack it up boys
>jl making fun of themis he based anons?
>the whole team is laughing at themlmao
jl champion of men
LET'S GO IMPERIAL FE
Every kill jL gets in this match contributes to his 2025 HLTV top 20 placement btw
c'mon JL let them win 1 round at least
>zero impact tec9 killsshes just like me...
>>1582577I was trying to figure out how to put this thought into words thanks
is this gonna be the most viewed fe involved match in cs history?
>75k people are watching this
i hope they start crying and abandon
>>1582583>75k
>>1582585They lost 2 rounds and zAAz was laughing, they don't care.
wonderfool looked hella feminine right there
>>158258379k on Twitch, 28k on YouTube plus co-streamers
if imperial fe take 3 rounds in the series it's a victory for women and men are officially washed
>>1582334>>1582583People love a freakshow
b1t losing aim duels i see
mashallah... a triple
Bunch of unlovable incel chuds itt, I see...
I genuinely thought this was a imperial player until I noticed the shop navi textturns out its just wonderful looking like a dyke
>>1582595because I think wonderful looked like a snack? fuck you buddy
s1mple_sitting_between_five_pregnant_brazilian_women.jpg
>the harder I work, the greater outcome I getlow res muscular wolf from facebook called, he wants his quote back
>>1582595please go back
menbros................................
>outsmarted by womenNavi disband
OH NONONO HAHAHAHAHA
Shamefurr dispray by Navi
>dropping a round to a fe teamcould there be a more resounding confirmation that navi are frauds? fluke trophies, fluke #1, fluke major, back to t3
They got a round. It's over.
MEN LMAO
>>1582588he plays better in a chastity cage
the absolute state of aleksib
ana webcam is set wrongly anons...
AleksiB HUMBLED
>>1582601mens((((
moidbros... they won a round...
>eco vs womanhahaha
>>1582601It's so fucking over for us....
>>1582615I hope they win more, I want to laugh at navi
jesus, tory is so fucking bogged
menbros what happened to 13-0???
jL YOU FUCKING SEXIST YOU CAN JUST ONE DEAG THEM LIKE THAT
fraudvi getting exposed
BWAHAHAHAHHAHA IT'S OVER FOR NAVI BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAaz
uhhh stinky menkeks?? these goddesses are slaying??
>2v42v4>2v42v4>2v42v4>2v42v4>2v42v4
>>1582620shes just brazilian thats what they look like
ANNIHILATED BY CUTIES
karrigan wouldn't have been outsmarted in that round btw.
Fraudvi exposed kekkk
i'm not joking but imperial fe could win a tournament in brazilyes we are this bad
What's /cs2g/ like on Crystal Cafe right now?
"Tier 1" CS getting really exposed rn
imperial fe power ranking:AnaKattwentyzaaztory
This game is the most pro-Z thing every
BWAHAHAHAHHA OMG I AM DYING OUT HERE OUT OF LAUGHING
AHAHAHAHHA JLOSER FRAUD EXPOSED
What went wrong?
>>1582636i would have sex with all of them in a heartbeat
kat and 23 can be on any men's team
navi 13x2 imperial male on IEM Rio btw
mens...
3 top 20 players btw
>>1582642please keep it cs related
>>1582639me too
>>1582641Imperial has the power of Allah on their side
4-4 bWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
I'm so ashamed to have a d*ck right now bros
>running in molly with 50 hp hahahah wtf
Molly kill??? also HAHAHAHAHAAH NAVI FRAUD EXPOSED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
lmaooooooooooo they got 4 and will probably get at least 6
LMAO NO WAY LMAO NO WAY LMAO NO WAY LMAO NO WAY LMAO NO WAY LMAO NO WAY
>>1582632Nah, we are braindead fraggers and full bm, it's the real counter to female cs.
so.... navi have clearly not been playing seriously with the w key ct sidecan they not get in trouble for this?
wtf im trans now
this is already embarrassing for navi
>w0nthitshots>iMtrashput those hltv top 20s in the mail NOWI want them shits out of their possession before the end of regulation
>>15826464
can you redpill me on this 23?
ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK ALEKSIKEK
its so over for Navi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH>>1582665mother of 2
>>1582664
they are playing good
They're getting actually outplayed lmao
BWAHHAHAHAHA I WILL FUCKING DIE RIGHT NOW OMG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
menbros im starting to get nervous....
Guys why isn't hecking wholesome jL throwing for women like a good ally?
4-5HAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I want tory to stroke my cheek and tell me to make her a sandwich while she plays cs
>aleksib le genius igl>outcalled by a bogged russian bimbouhhh n0vi(the 0 stands for 0 real majors)bros?
if imperial fe win they are gonna bankrupt so many people
Naviniggers wtf
UhhhhhhhhhhBros?
twenty3 refuses to use her nades, it's so funny, they could've not all died to iM if she smoked B.
ngl they might be shitty aimers but their strats are solid
for me? it's kat
ngl my penis is twitching at the sight of women beating men.
I for one am ready for gender roles to be reversed
Damn I wish ANa won that clutch
>>1582688if navi loses they should all get pegged by imperial fe
MENBROS WE'RE BACK IN THE LEAD
uh womensisters?
ana looks like she enjoys ignored footjobs
>>1582695id rather get one from tory
> ana not wearing makeupbased
>>1582694We are giving NAVI a chance.>>1582697Whole match? Insanity, they can take 1 map, I believe.
>>1582694we still win, navi have two lesbians
>>1582688based femdomCHAD
>Short: donk posts 67 frags, 3 aces, and a 1v5 in FACEITpro cs website btw
if imperial win a map i will start taking hrt (to get better at counter strike)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jLoser
K A TAT
jLOSER
JLOSER
JL???#4 PLAYER OF THE YEAR, CHAMPION OF ALL MEN WORLDWIDE????
no way navi loses this right bros??
JLoser, the most fraudulent major mvp kekk
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA THIS IS THE BEST DAY
>>1582549FUCK
>jL
WTF IS GOING ON????
>-kat>+donkwould navi have a chance?
>>1582704>3 OTsis dboorn still unmatched?
>>1582713rollan
for me? it's PooAlina
>>15827137-8
these niggas ain't shit
>>1582721Clearly a downgrade.
how in the fuck is this even remotely close
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Holy fuck Navi getting exposed rn HAHAHA
>>1582713please ana please
could some of the players from imperial fe go play in a male team?
why do people in my games inspect the default skins so much?
>>1582713yeah no wonder she embraced the veil, HOLY MOG, she gave up.
I can't believe what I'm watching
im tired of this rigged slurpfest anons
not only that little twink have a shit broccoli zoomer haircut but he also put colored eye contacts on
>>1582713wallahi delete this you kaffir
>>1582713How come they look ugly in this pic but much nicer in the webcams, wtf.
>>1582739i think ana is the only one who understands that navi are letting them have round to make them look less terrible
Al Hamdulilah Zaaz will HUMBLE Navi
KEK
>>1582745n0vicope is crazy
>>1582747kek
>bit has negative kd
>>1582746>Al Hamastaghfirullah, gaze upon her face I think zaaz is too familiar with ham
gonna go drop a big stinkin iM in the jToilet as soon as this match is over
Navi disabled their sexism inhibitors
>>1582745i would cheer her up
>>1582748>one of the most structured teams suddenly running around like they're pugging>g-guys, they're trying!!i'm a navi hater and i want jLoser to lose every game for the rest of his career but you're the one who's coping
>>1582755Habibi you are thinking halal thoughts
>>1582761the scene of iM dry pushing elbow with a p250 was hilarious
smolisnek
>>1582762>halal thoughtswallahi much of zaaz's brain is halal thoughts
bro just get a proper desk and chairs for everyone kek
START THE NEXT MAPI need more Navi losing to w*men
did you hear chuds?apologize
>>1582763kek, stuff like that was going on all gamefrom the team that has the (i think) the highest trade percentage in tier 1
>>1582761creating imaginary arguments is bad for your health anon
Respect imperial fe
>>1582768this, my boner's going down
WOMAN ADVANTAGE
>1582771bad bait
>>1582774yeah we heard u maui
this lineup last played against a male team in February where they lost 13-2 on Ancient to 500so are NaVi finished or throwing
>>1582778Matchfixing for round diff
>bbbros they are just pretending to lose!!!that makes navi look even more pathetic, in all honestybut not unexpected from a reddit team to prop up a female team based on fake merit if true.
>>1582778nah, they're definitely trying >>1582748 told me so
>>1582778they are not throwing in the sense of losing duels on purpose but they're not playing 100% serious as a team that's for sure
:)
>>1582778obviously not trying, and jL is going to give a postmatch interview saying "guys they're really good I'm serious give women's cs a chance" to bolster his wholesome persona
Tory sucked off all of Navi to convince them of playing unserious
>>1582778Navi are sƶyfags so obv they are throwing for Le inclusive team
>>1582782n0vicope is wildesea main teams with 5 casual players dumpster this team. even if you're fucking around you can't be dropping like a third of the rounds
>>1582781this >>1582785 and it's obvioushe's fucking done if their team coms get leaked though
Why did jl not buy an r8 if he was meming?
>>1582791He wasn't, just fraud activities
>>1582791this cuck was trying to look serious
>>1582791it would have been too obviousthe average cs viewer doesn't even see the different between pugs and structured team play though
Cameraman trying to throw b1t under the bus with that one.
ana knows this is fraud
All 5 of Imperial fe are kinda cute ngl frfr
i think some imperial fe players could go to a male team
>>1582801Twenty3 clears
>>1582796it's pretty obvious for someone who at least watches pro CS, i'm a 2k elo shitter they take A and b1t literally runs into CT without info, no flash, nothing. only teams like Radar Tenacity do shit like that.
all of us would any of the imperial fe
>>1582800yup and sadly she is the only one MAYBE the coach too
nice smoke
I'd volunteer to be their chair
>>1582802ANa to replace podi
>>1582804there are people itt who don't notice this stufffeel free to use the scroll wheel
laughing at all the moids coping ITT
Chudstinas
for me its 23
>>1582804it's also online
>>1582806coach is a dude
i was looking at other female teams and they are all womenif this was valorant 70% of the scene would be trannies
>>1582815exactly why he might know
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAA
that was actually a grief spray
LET'S GO WOMEN
>lip fillers
>in the thick of it
those lip injections look kinda ok from specific angles, but then you get some of the more flattering ones and you're back in the circus again>captha JYHAG
>>1582823*less flattering ones
>>1582817oh I didn't read the quote, thought you meant he could play real cs
>>1582816>i was looking at other female teams and they are all womenThis line is so fucking funny, what a world we live in.
ANa is on fruadwatch
i hope they gonna face EF, Pain or VP as those 3 would go for 2x13-0 without a doubt
>>1582823she took the bimbopill (and that's a good thing!)
>>1582830
>>1582836what
Yooooooooooooooooo
sex with kat
OKAY I kneel to that
ok, that was actually cleancan't even hate
n0viniggas have spent so much time jerking themselves off to da system and da genius igl and coach that they're no longer able to perceive and understand their players losing aim duels to t4 womenit must be the system, what does it mean? when w0nderful gets 1deaged despite having an awp holding an angle, did he not think hard enough about it? was he mentally distracted, thinking about breakfast?
kat's had some moments this series
NAVINIGGERS AHAHHAHAHAHA
>>1582845>thinking about breakfastthinking about BRC
>>1582816>>1582830kek
>>1582845meds
kino status?
5-4 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THIS CAN'T BE REAL OMG BEST EVENING OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
they're cute when they win and smile...
she cute
>>1582852elaborate
w0nderf00l looks like a lesbian from seattle who goes to blm protests
>play vs 5 women>still get visibly mad on cameraThis is humiliation ritual at its finest, how can u actually take this seriously at all u should be laughing and stomping them.
Let me remind you they are the major winners
These ladies gotta hit more DM. They need work on their first bullet accuracy.
w0nderful is fucking ZESTY
>>1582862major* winners
Navi are already visibly tilted ahahahhaha
literally any team will pick navi first next round
>>1582866And movement, one of them died last round because she scrolled too much and double jumped trying to kill someone on palace.
>>1582862**
SCROLL up or down for jump?
iM literally losing 50:50 aim duels ak vs m4 to a womanincredible
>>1582859 Aripiprazole (Abilify). Asenapine (Saphris). Brexpiprazole (Rexulti). Cariprazine (Vraylar). Clozapine (Clozaril. Iloperidone (Fanapt). Lumateperone (Caplyta). Lurasidone (Latuda).for (You)
>>1582861cs players have poor emotional regulation
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO JLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAO
>>1582868kek
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Naviniggers tilting lel
LoooL B1t almost crashed out ahahahhahaha
>>1582876hmmnot applicableI prescribe contact lenses for you though, you need to rewatch that last round and think about it
>>1582874both
What I wouldnt give for this to be a hooxi led team so I could watch him lose every aim duel
deagle on CS2 is a joke
>>1582883blud is so tilted kwab
>>1582866>*join dm*>"YOU ARE A WHORE I WILL RAPE YOU">men: "there is nothing wrong with this. there is no misogyny in cs"that's why
>>1582891who has voicechat enabled in dm? just blast some music or a podcast like a normal person lmao
>>1582891>audio on in dmno wonder they're so shit
sweet baby corp won
what i want to know is how their bodies look like
the Niko 0 Major lore just got even funnier
WARNINGBlondie has tattoos
>>1582747youtube chat is alright sometimes
>>1582891>NOOOO THEY CALLED ME A SQUEAKER FAGGOT I HAVE TO LEAVE THE GAME FOREVER NOW (me as a 12 year old on xbox live)
>>1582891>things that happen as often as real back-alley rape at 3am
Īat is so fucking cute
epic fail
KWABderful.
wondersoy humbled aahhahahhahahaha
>knifingthese niggas thought they was fnatic (2020) but they're fnatic (2021)
>>1582892>>1582893>anons don't know what quotation marks are
i'm not afraid to say it anonss1mple would never
WONDERFOOL KWAB HAHAH
women are just built different
what if they picked a worse team
>>1582911are you retarded
>>1582916AleksiBiskekshual
why is b1t so fucking try hard
>sent Imperial Female back to the kitchendamn pulling no punches huh
>>1582916>1 hit from like 5 peeks and they weren't even jiggles
>>1582899it's over...my pro gamer tradwife gf dreams...shattered...
>>1582916Kek aleksibot
>>1582919he almost punched the monitor last half lol
>>1582916at least when navi drops out of the top 20 and aleksi gets kicked he can troon out and be on-par in a female team
>>1582917quotation marks can be text or speech, are you retarded?
its funny how zaaz thinks its serious
Nothing to wink about, Jlooser
warning: the hijabbed one only does anal
Stop tryharding b1tcel...
i did same strats when i was in grade 7
>>1582892>>1582893>>1582902>>1582903>IT NEVER HAPPENS IT NEVER HAPPENS
>>1582919he's bored of the novelty sideshow and wants to get it over with
>>1582927how are people in dm gonna know that "zaaz" or "twenty3" is a womanwhy are you reading chat in dm
>>1582938it might happen but your example was so shit it made the point mootyou're welcome to try again
>navi
>>1582938none of posts you've cited said it never happens
navi should be banned for matchfixing
>>1582943why isn't donk wearing clothes here
>le camerawink manthis is 500x worse than karrigunt ever was
>reddit will love this>*winks at camera*
>>1582947cs2g universally hates that wholesome reddit chungus faggot for a reason
what is this?
AHHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>1582938why are (You)ing me? i said no such thing you stupid cunt
>dude they're just throwing they're just playing around, when they got raped by a woman with a tec9 it was just for show
surely they'll get invited again right?
>ecoed by w*menNavinigger humiliation ritual
>omg guys they actually look sooo good! Simps are a fucking epidemic. No one would ever say this shit about a male team winning 7 rounds
isn't ana supposed to be the best female cs player? she's been kinda bad.they would have won if they had monesy instead.
Imp Fe made some good calls but their mechanics are T2-3.
>>1582960She was humbled by w0ndeful
>>1582951b1t is a woman-beateraleksib is a woman
>>1582951b1tcel never lost to w*men in his entire life and he doesn't plan on changing that.
>>1582951rapist vs non-rapist
>>1582959>No one would ever say this shit about a male team winning 7 roundshaven't watched much NA cs have you
>>1582959we're not simping we're laughing at navi for letting them get into games
>>1582955they dont leave short open like that when playing against men>>1582960awp v awp is just raw speed, she was always going to struggle
b1t is unironically a chudthere was a video when they were guessing ELO from twitch randos, one clip was from a woman and b1t asked "is it possible to have only 1 (ONE) elo point?"
check jLoser's tweetso predictable
eternal reminder:
where is he wrong?
gonna goon to gyarus
>>1582970but he didn't know it was a woman, did he?you just played yourself
That was pretty decent. I thought it was gonna be a steamroll but it was a fun watch.
>>1582975hes a woke pussy whipped redditor
>>1582979>the hatewatching actually made it a massive successironic
>>1582975OMG MY REDDIT HERO, I KNEEL o7
do we need to apologize to women now?we said it was going to be 2x13-0...
>>1582977it had webcam in the corner
>>1582975Have this gold kind stranger
>>1582975>couple of years they're already pushing 30
>>1582975kek no way he immediately posted it after the gamejust as >>1582785 predicted
>>1582970basedlove from Kazakhstan
>>1582975yjk that he drafted that before the match and immediatly hit send
>>1582975>faggot having to post damage control on twitterthis is why most people hate him, just move along retard
>>1582987tfw no hag pro cs gf
>kat walking around barefoot
>tranny mentioned
>>1582975Can't wait for some female team to believe Navi actually tried this match and then get 26-0'd by Spirit with Donk going 82-0
Valve rating > hltv rating
>>1582785>>1582975BAHAHAHAHAHA, mr reddit read like a book
Do you think anyone from broadcast "talent" gonna question this result?
>>1582995for free?
>>1582975Reddit champion had this shit ready to go kek. Fucking sƶynigger
>>1582999what about the vulva rating?
"Just give them more opportunities and invites! If they are given more opportunities to play against pro teams they'll actually show what they're capable of! They don't need to win other tournaments or make it to LANs! Just let them play against the best!""Earn the opportunity? What do you mean? Don't be sexist."
>>1583007I should have been there for her licking them. Maybe things would have been different...
>>1583014why are you writing like a fag
>>1583014>a game against a tier 2 team would've been easierthey could've picked a tier 2 teamthey could've gotten cct invites and played t2, t3 teams for years now they picked navi so they wouldn't lose points and could scam more invites, same as ever
Why top teams do not want to practice agains imperial fe?
why did aleksib go negative rating vs women?
>>1583015i'm sure
>>1583020reddit karma
idk how anyone can stand to DM when u just get shot in the back every time you spawn
>>1582943There's levels of irony in this post. Also based Shiina poster
>>1583025I unironically used to play the classic team-based DM for this reason
>>1583007in this economy?
>>1583030imagine we still had retake servers
>>1583025skill issuestop caring about dying in dm
Niko rejected Navi in the summer of 2023how much more KWAB can one man get? you literally couldn't write this
apologize to women
>>1583040He would save us from Copenhagen fluke
>>1583043my opinion of women has not changed, only my opinion of notvi
>>1582976My fellow patrician
Richard Lewis apparently said liquid should kick jks for steelis he /ourguy/ now?
>>1582976post codes
>>1582785>>1582988>>1582975The future refused to change...
>>1582976holy based
>>1583014jej I was sure jL was gonna say thisactually the most annoying persona in CS
>>1582995clip?
I want to like NaVi for B1ad3, Aleksib, b1t, even iMcelbut w0nderfaggot and jLoser are just so fucking unlikeable they drag the team down below the likes of astralis and nip
>>1583067what's wrong with wonderful?
>>1583067w0nderful did nothing wrong, he barely gives interviews or anythingnot even close to jL
>>1583067for me it's jl and im. w0nderful is shit but too much of a blank slate to hate
>>1583066nta but it was during the losers' interview with zaaz
>>1583067I liked w0nderful more when he was cosplaying xqc
>>1582891this
>>1583070>>1583072pros of w0nderful:-cons of w0nderful:>worst haircut on tier-1 scene>vaping>100 pounds lanklet>worst tier-1 awper
>>1583067ever since I heard thorin make the stone head comparison of jL I found it much easier to relate to the guy (to jL that is)he's just an extroverted blockhead you keep a light touch with and don't take that seriouslyif you start taking him too seriously you've made a mistakewith this mindset I find him amusing
>>1582995>>1583066
>>1583084the hijab was just a way to avoid lesbian rumors wasn't it
>>1583082>hehe aren't I silly guys, I am just a silly little guy, I am not serious at all hehe xdjLoser put on a trip, literally nobody buys your fake act outside of reddit and twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1582891Just mute them luh mao
>>1583086actual meds
>>1583082why are you taking people that play video games for a living seriously in the first place
>>1583095
>>1583095it's not a binary 01 situation even though the autist mind would love that, there's degrees to everythingalso the advice was literally to not take them too seriously
>most of NAVIGuys don't take this too seriously let the women have fun.>b1tcelNyet. Goes 47-22.
>>1583100>Yeah guys, we just weren't serious, we intentionally gave them 15 rounds
>most of NAVIGuys don't take this too seriously let jL post "women teams good" and get us on the first page of reddit>b1tcelWat is redit? Goes 47-22.
>>1583100>>1583105>w-w-we weren't even trying, we could've 26-0'd them if we wanted
>>1583110lil bro it was confirmed as rigged >>1582972
b1t lives in a country where bombs are regurarly dropped on residential areas lmao you think he will show mercy to girls because reddit want so?Kid probably saw some of his cousins with their bowels hanging of course he will locked in like major final for a match like that.
all of us are worse than the worst imperial fe player
>>1583116those are both my posts, w0nderful's just has 300ms reaction time
>>1583119w0nderful just has*
For everyone cheering Imperial fe on tonight: thank you. Bit of a ramble but here goes,I'm a girl who's been into watching cs since I was about thirteen, haven't kept up every year but I have seen most of the majors since then. I was super excited to see Imperial fe in blast but I was preparing myself for the worst, both in terms of performance (imperial had nowhere near the support system and tier 1 experience that navi did) and nasty comments. And of course there were a bunch, twitch chat never dissapoints, but I also saw so many comments and chat messages cheering the girls on, being positive, that eventually they completely drowned out all the negative comments. When women complain about toxic people online, a lot of people will just tell them "just block them and move on", but to see so many people actively cheering on women was just really heartwarming to see, it makes you feel a bit less alone.
>>1583121great copy paste job
>all of us are worse than the worst imperial fe playerThis nigga...
was this really warranted?
>>1583118me 1 majorall dishwashers in the world combined 0 majorproblem bitch?
>>1583124You probably are.Where's your hltv page? Are you above 2.8k elo?
t b h, she kinda ruined a good highlight by panic shooting after hitting a shot she probably didn't expect to hit but i forgive her because she's cute and because she humbled w0nderf00l
why isnt thorin at tournaments anymore?
>>1583128zased zeus
>>1583129https://www.hltv.org/player/4679/jksshow me a cunt better than mego on
>>1583132ESL and Blast won't hire him and he has some autistic feud with PGL
>>1583132he enjoys the feeling of persecution and alienates himself from others.
>>1583126not even banter, he's just in his incel era
>>1583118i was on their level in CSGO when i played every dayi think most of them are just part time players so yes they are pretty good, i know zaaz said in a Swedish interview once she's been working a regular job for years and just playing every day in the afternoon, she can definitely shoot well. obviously not deserving of a pro tournament spot but as far as a regular Faceit player goes i respect them.
>>1583124>>1583118>>1583129i played bibiahn in an mm game and it was obvious her time to damage/kill was way higher than any semi pro man ive played againsteven some washed t3 shitter is like a human aimbot, bibi was just 'good' like faceit 10 good
>1583126Notice how no one debating him, just angry namecalling kek
>>1583131i think it was supposed to be a preshot vs a peek? but yes, looks retarded and is mostly retarded too.
>>1583139This never happened.
Oops>>1583140>>1583126
>>1583142cope all you want, this is our leetify compare, mauisnake even mentioned it in the imperial game, they are just slower than men
>>1583142I am bibiahn and I can confirm I did play against anon in matchmaking
>>1583146mm anecdotes are pointless (and cringe desu) but the ttk thing is true, shitters need to dm
Makes me wonder if Navi just didnt give a fuck or can FE actually somewhat play tier 1.5 CS.They clearly went for Navi because its safest choice, you will get stomped so nobody will judge them if its vs #1.But what if they went vs actual equal team and won, media would implode
>>1583146Based proof poster
>>1583152>navi (the most structured team with the most hands-on igl in tier 1) were just pugging for 2 entire mapshmm, i wonder if they gave it their all
>>1583152I dunno, I think this performance is definitely comparable to them winning vs a tier 2 team.
>>1583141it's possible but if that's the case, she was way offthe peek was actually nice though
>>1583156b1t certainly gave some, like the gentleman he is. It's actually pretty disrespectful and belittling to hold back just because you're playing against women
imperial fe are 4-9 in esea main, they beat unity ac, infinite talent, gamuzo esports, void gaming. zaaz has been playing esea for a decade nowhttps://faceittracker.net/players/zAAz/matches?hub=81eabfd2-bcb0-4a95-aade-6a0400c7c5a2https://faceittracker.net/players/zAAz/matches?hub=178871ea-bb25-4443-9f8a-03c7a5537472just a couple more scrims and officials and they'll make it, I believe
>>1583152>>1583157>>1583161
>>1583161Why is she not playing with a male escort? Where is her husband?
>>1583160trvth nvke... and then he gets called an incel because he plays against them as equals they're doing my goat dirty
>never liked post-simple navi>always respected them as players (only retards think they're frauds)But fuck me if I don't actually hate them nowRespect to b1t for respecting his opponents and taking them seriouslyAlso respect to wonderful, but that zoomerfro cancels it outThe rest of navi can fucking burn in tier3 for all I care. Bunch of fucking pussies
>>1583150and heres the first esea league player that came to mind that ive played against a few timesand this guy isn't anything special compared to some of the better ones who have destroyed me
>>1583152nah bro, just look at the close rounds like this one which ended in Kat vs w0nderful 1v1, Navi push ramp without flash, nobody even aims at shadow (???), b1t is in palace with molly and doesn't molly shadow, they didn't make a single real execute while hitting a site, just some basic nades here and there. the whole game was like that. i assume they got too lax with the game as it went on that they started losing fights so that's why they tilted a little towards the end.
>>1583170Exactly. It just ain't right
>>1583161true. they're not horrible. they can probably compete vs tier 2 teams. but their average age is almost 30 (twenty3 youngest at fittingly 23 and zaaz oldest at 33). so i doubt they'll get much better.
>>1583067based
>>1583177this sums it up
I'd like to see more FE games just to make a ranking of which pro hates women the most.2.20 from b1t will be hard to beat but im sure a chud like teses or ropz might go for it
>>1583183nafany and electronic come to mind in the chud power rankings
>>1583110tbf that was a nutty shot
where's b1t? he should be first with 1.73 average.does hltv not count farming women?
>>1583183>2.20 from b1t will be hard to beat but im sure a chud like teses or ropz might go for itYOU CALLED?
>>1583193>addy pupilsthat explains a lot
>>1583193not in the tournament>>1583184tabsen gives extreme wife beater vibes
i am disappointed that nobody yet mentioned blameF and he would farm that shit so hard it's unreal kek
kat is so fucking cute
>>1583179>true.>they're not horrible. they can probably compete vs tier 2 teamsyou misread or misunderstood my postnone of the teams or players they beat even have hltv pages. the team that won the league that season peaked all-time at hltv #52, the runners-up peaked at #72, third place at #84. they were the 96th best team
>>1583200trvkeand she's also quite... uh, plump
mdr vous le vous voyez sur mon compte perso que ces filles sont trĆØs mauvaise mais je les aime quand mĆŖme
>>1583202well tier 3 then
>>1583204sexo
gotaga and arthus perticoz said that 3dmax was too expensive for them XD
I thought they'll play more but apparently thats it.Would love to see them vs M80, Fluxo or Metizsport to actually judge if they care about breaking into tier 2 at all.
the genuine goat needs to join a tier 1 teamhe's almost exactly one year younger than donk btw so it's about timespirit should loan him or something
>>1583204Im starting respectfully
>>1583212huh?
>>1583126Yes.
>>1583211i assume the decision was actually his since you're allowed to "work" in esports from the age of 16 and a top team was surely willing to buy him outhe could have decided to farm for another year to jack up his price even more, i guess
>>1583204
>>1583210>if they care about breaking into tier 2 at allaccording to their coach, once saw was gone with the first pick, they were picking navi or faze
>scream could join a tier 2 team and be welcomed back with open arms >instead, he retired(?) in a mediocre valulrant teamwhat causes this illness?
>>1583236Valorant is just better.
>>15832372/10, i replied
>>1583236hmm, why might scream farm 4 years of insane paychecks for doing nothingwho knows
>>1583236the French scene was in a pretty shit state when he left, he didn't really have much options, basically stream and wait for an opportunity or do something else.
>>1583241i don't think a low tier whomegalul org pays that well t b h
>>1583245you don't think one of only 10 Riot partner orgs in Europe pays well?
>>15832452020-08-07 ā 2022-11-10Team Liquid2022-11-11 ā 2023-09-03Karmine Corp2023-09-03 ā 2024-03-13Karmine Corp(Inactive)per liquipedia he was playing s-tier events in 2023
b1t said fuck those foids
>>1583245Isn't Riot subsidizing their teams to make it look like their players and staff get paid big bucks?
>>1583251only guy to respect his opponents AND THE FUCKING GAMENavi single-handedly made the CS scene and experience feel way cheaper
>>1583255Give the women more opportunities, chud.
>>1583256Shit baitBut I had a look on xitter and hltv, and this actually seems to be what the majority thinks/"feels"Fuck navi
tomorrows games all SUCK
>>1583249>>1583254oh, didn't know it worked like thati don't watch valulrant
>>1583260First monesy game without nikoBut yes, it's actually the least exciting day so far
how is aleksi getting away with being negative vs girl team? not even that bot im went red
>>1583261I meant across their esports in general as well. Riot subsidizing players and orgs and whatnot. I could be wrong and it was just hearsay, but seems credible since they buy out cs pros and import league players en mass
>>1583260i, for one, am looking forward to seeing the new gl and bb in action
Just found out ZaaZ is 33 yo, damn. Imagine being 33 and woman and kicking asses of the number 1 hltv team players
>>1583271zaaz flash us a lil titty one time
>>1583271pretty sure she's been playing since 1.6
Do we still hate G2?
>>1583283no now that niko is gone
>>1583283>snax is a "fraud">hunter mainly sucks (for tier1, he'd be a good fit for tier2)>malbs' a really solid rifler>no idea how heavylard is gonna fitDoesn't change anything for me. I only watch them for the monesy pop-offs
>>1583283we hate them LESS but they still have the worst igl and coach holding a team with good potential back
jt fucking sucks
i hate the na scene but i could never hate na crowds dallas is gonna be fucking hype i think
>>1583255>>1583259get a fucking life nerd
>>1583283we do now that niko is gone
>>1583312omg hi niko!! pls sign my steam profile
>>1581614I got you senpai. Jannies tongue my anus>>1583309I kind of feel this way about Central and South America crowds. They can get so loud and funny but if none of their home CS teams are playing it's annoying how much of a snoozefest they turn into even when good teams/matches are playing. Other regions may not get as loud as much but at least they're more consistent when CS is on the stage no matter who's playing>>1583379>Temu Karrigan and Alibaba Woxic
>Im ngl, tory unironically calls T side far better than Twistzz, tabseN, and even apEX at an extent. We didnt get to exactly see much since they were still getting outaimed most of the time and its online, but that's just what I'm seeing.Hgahahahahahagahaa
>>1583386i think na is a mix of boththey'll get the YEW ESS AYY and SEND THEM HOME chants going if a team with even one na player is doing well but also show up regardless just for the love of the game. sa crowds are there for THEIR team, like they're going to a football (european) game. never forget the library of rio...i honestly think asian crowds are the best because they know their teams don't stand a chance so they're just there for some great cs. but they do also have this stan-like infatuation with certain players that make them cheer for the team that player is on as welland they get loud as fuck
>>1583427who are you quoting?
>>1583433r*dditors
im glad the holes lost earlier. im tired of the virtue signaling bullshit. only women and men desperate for pussy care about womens esports/sports
>>1583436consider returning
>>1583437keep us posted on your thoughts virginbro, enlightening stuff
>>1583386na crowds turn out no matter who's playing
>>1583450hope you get a ruptured brain aneurysm scrawny
>>1583477keep seething about women in cs 24/7 and you'll be the one with the aneurysm, the difference being nobody will care when you die compared to our zesty king
>>1583486I'm not the other guy, the women can stay, I just want you gone
Women don't deserve rights, or invites.
>>1583488what about the two prominently featured in your image
>>1583430Yeah the USA and Send them Home chants can get annoying too, but I agree with you for the most part. I get the same way sometimes with cheering for players over teams>>1583451And that's why I like them more over Central or Sudeca crowds
>>1583487
i officially turn a new leaf. i apologize to elige, i was not familiar with your game.
do yall have prime?
what did you say bloody bastards?
>>1583523So cool. God they're so cool. How can I ever be as cool as them? They're literally cool as ice. Fuck.
>>1583530same, I think he's actually a nice guy. granted it's honeymoon period and it's hard to replace ropz (especially since tons of new roles for rain/frozen), but tentatively optimistic
>>1583204holy fertility goddess
>>1583532yeah bro from like 10 years ago
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378302/tyloo-vs-ihc-zowie-extremesland-asia-open-2024tyloo soon
>>1583561>Event type Unranked
>>1583562They're just playing for fun
>>1583563theyre playing for 50k
>>1583563under the new system me and my bros pugging is as relevant of a pro game as this
>>1583566You probably play on the same level as them.
>>1583568an asian team hasn't gone 0-3 at majors in over 5 years and youre still acting like theyre shit
>>1583573>acting
>>1583573isn't that kind of burying the ledemongolz do well, but other asian teams don't go 0-3 because they missed the major
at the risk of being called a racist why did zaaz suddenly switch her flag from swedish to lebanese and why did she suddenly start wearing a hijab in her 30si remember her having some milkers and now we wont ever see them again
>>1583579Have you seen sweden lately? She's hedging her bets on the most commonly available man
>>1583579postwall slut-regret
why are australian teams so shitlosing to mongolias 4th best team
>>1583579She realized LARPing as a devout Muslim woman would garner her even more protection within the CS scene
around what ELO does the gap in skill become really significant on Faceit? like when does it get really hard to move up and gain ELO. 2500? it seems to me almost everything below is just the same type of players but with more experience and better aim, linearly increasing.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/523080783919841380HUGE UPDATED GIGANTIC EVEN
>>1583671it's a latvian team
>>1583699Latvia is han Australia
>>1583704no if this thread is anything to go by, latvia is han chinese
>>1583579wait I just realized, isn't zaaz a valorant player? how come she's back in cs now
>>1583715
this semperfi ihc match is one of the worst matches ive ever seen
>>1583697Linux sisters. We are so fvcking back.
>>1583733This but without the tranny obsession
>>1583731Then you haven't seen my matchesHEYOOOOOOOOO
>>1583671Oh no no no no no no no
>>1583671
An era defining team plays today.
>>1583792Heavygod looks like he should be the henchmen in a gangster film.
>>1583796a good fit for g2 then
>>1583796a goon you say?
How a we liking this new Blast format?I like it more than I thought I would. I think the next picks will be especially cool to see
>>1583809Takes too long
>>1583811There's 32 teams. 4 are eliminated each day. How is that taking too long?
>>1583802One may even be inclined to refer to him as a HeavyGoon
After witnessing the godless mentally retarded simp teens, and 40y olds reactions to female team playing video games I hope and pray I will never have to witness it againAlso I hope 90% of the comminity kys
>>1583809i wish flyquest and imperial faced each other because flyquest would have lostother than that good format
>>1583796>he should be the henchmenNot sure if that's a fat joke or a typo.
>>1583792Hunter looks ridiculous. Is it his suit or what?
>>1583811>single elimination>takes too longbait or retarded? who knows these days
>>1583828I think the suit fits him well. Maybe the akward smile?
>>1583792Is that the one and only HEAVY GOD?Jokes aside this photo is dapper as fuck and fitting that Heavygod is the best dressed here imho
>>1583833>Heavygod is the best dressed here imhoI don't like the all black and bow tie but maybe that's just a fat fshion thing. Hunter has the best suit imo and gets plus points for not being lazy and wearing a tie.
>>1583792POWER RANKINGhunter: material, cut, tie = complete package, though the tie could do with an adjustmentmalbs: material looks ok and the tie is ok too, but the cut is off-the-shelf tier (the sleeves are too long)heavygod: having the undershirt and the bowtie made from a similiar (the same?) material looks bad, the suit itself looks fine but the cut is literally being held together by that one button which is currently under the combined pressure of a thousand sunssnax/taztaz/snax: no tie = disqualifiedmonesy: disqualified with dishonor; jeans and sneakers and no tie? why bother with the jacket at this pointthese powerrankings were brought to you by Valve
>Skyesports is set to debut at GAFX Bengaluru with Skyesports Souvenir 2025, their first Counter-Strike tournament of the year. GAFX is an annual conference that is held focusing on the gaming industries where a lot gamers come together. Skyesports states that they will be conducting ābiggest esports tournament of Indiaā at the conference in Bengaluru.>The event will take place on 27th February - 1st March 2025, deviating from their original plan of Feb 17th - 23rd. The event is supposed to boast a prize pool of $250k, and will be Skyesports' first big event of the year with 8 teams set to take part. Further announcements regarding the invited teams are still impending.which teams want to go to india
>>1583844>monesy: disqualified with dishonor; jeans and sneakers and no tie? why bother with the jacket at this pointThose aren't jeans which makes it even worse. If they were jeans I could let it slide and say it's 'business casual' or something. Get this man the Saudi bag asap so he can afford some dress shoes and a tie.
>>1583813>>1583830>single elimination >we're still doing round 1 5 days later
>>1583850'cause it's bo3bo1 is absolute shit. I never care who wins in those
>>1583813>>1583830blast showeddown was also 32 teams and was only 4 days total
>>1583852>blast showeddown was also 32 teamsWrong. It's 16.>>1583850Round 1 is only 4 total days thoughever.
looking at old hltv match pages
>>1583851>>1583853Run two games at once, they're online.
>>1583859>Run two games at onceNo
what the fuck is this bullshit about how "women were not given a chance and that's why there isn't a single tier1 female player in the pro scene"Literally the number one excuse I get is that they face "toxicity", which somehow has prevented the entire sex from ever producing a single good (for tier1) player. FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS CAN HANDLE THE TOXICITY, HOW THE FUCK DOES A GROWN ASS WOMAN NOT?jfc I find it fun to have women in the space but trying to elevate them on platters made of bullshit is infuriatingI'm all for shaming screeching virgins (for the screeching) but suddenly going all the way to the end where "women are just as good as men in competetive disciplines and there are absolutely no inherent differences between the sexes" is absolute fucking horseshit
>>1583862bonus points for how having noticeably slower reflexes accross the entire population and still claiming how they're all "just the same :)"
>>1583863You're a sexist chud
>>1583862>>1583863I gotta give it up for thorin on this one, he's almost the only visible figure in the scene who has given any real pushback on this although he went about it in a retarded way that is easy to frame in a bad light and then disingeniously discountAll the others I've seen have been spineless reddit chunguses who now make the whole scene look like a waste of air. Just a pathethic showing overall.
meme
at least the desk segment with voo and maui made a point about how their time-to-kill prevents them from really competing with the best players, but after the game maui went full chungus on how great of a showing it wasit was painfully, cringe-maxxingly, obivous pandering
>>1583867i have no idea what top left is supposed to reference
>>1582679Based. Perhaps even give her some head while she plays?
>>1583869tier 2 or 3 team gambled skins on themselves to lose and threw the game against a shit opponent
>>1583869https://youtu.be/YakykAbxiek?t=655https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counter-Strike_match_fixing_scandal
>>1583871oh now I remember seeing some meme videos about it back in the daythanks anon
>>1583872>the ban expires in 9 days
>>1583867Do you think ggbet their sponsor preassured them after they had to many bets on round diff?
>>1583835You're right. Black has a way of making fat people look better. Not slimmer, but better. Stripes and polkadots have a similar affect. A tie would have looked like it was hanging over his belly and somewhat out of place for sure>Hunter has the best suit imo and gets plus points for not being lazy and wearing a tieI'm a sucker for silk shirts like what Heavygod has on, but fair enough with the tie
>>1583844Heavygod looks like a bond villain which makes him higher on the tier list for me
>>1583875no, i don't actually think they were throwing. it just looked to me that they weren't tryinghttps://assets.blast.tv/rulebook/Blast%20Premier%20Handbook%202025(12875046.1).pdf
>>1583882there's a looooooot of leeway in a ruling like thatdoing meme plays, buying meme weapons or going for the meme knife kill is not that rare even in tier1 cs, altough the higher the stakes are the less likely you'll see pros fucking around
>Short: Brazilian player banned for cheating after own coach reports himthat coach is a narc
>>1583886>Short: Brazilian coach found burned inside a stack of car tires
>>1583847From what I hear, none of 'em>>1582679>>1583870I'd do it
>>1583823Interesting.When do Tyloo play at this Blast event?
>>1583862trvkeIf women need to be coddled as much as these simps claim, they shouldn't have equal rights in the first place. Repeal the 19th.
>>1583901stop posting
>>1583905or what simp?
>>1583885oh for sure. it's a fantasy, but i'd love to hear navi's comms for that match vs comms for a real one
>give us more opportunitiesSHUT UP FREYA
>>1583909I'm gonna use a line women love using.>No one owes you anything, incel.
>infernoshit start to the day
Give me one good reason why he's wrong? You can't.
>>1583922Yeah, i am 100% sure that match between Furia and Furia Female wont be rigged or anything.
>>1583922This is how we're kicking off the season apparentlyEveryone simping for female cs while org after org shuts down their female teams because they suck and nobody wants to watchAnd Navi just made it way worseIn a couple of months the excuse will be that there aren't enough top female teams anymore, so they should get a free pass to the big tier1 tournaments (it's good for the scene, and Imperial fe showed that they're good enough!)
>>1583922I wholeheartedly encourage for primetime organization's female teams to be included in any and all tier 1 invitational and officially sanctioned circuit events. In fact, make it mandatory. Let the results speak for themselves about who's better how much it actually encourages more women to compete :^)
>>1583922you always have the option of current main team hiring women if they're good enoughotherwise the rule would allow academy teams too
>hugo and harry's mics were on during the break>they didn't say anything racistgoddamn it
>>1583931Yeah, they were actually being professionalmissed opportunity
>>1583932racism would be the easy way to top the james banks incident
Not a single good match today. The only remotely good happenings are the new BB and G2.
One of the indicators of a well designed map is the retakability of its sites and how dynamic the entrying and rotations are. Maps like D2 and Inferno are the worst when it comes to retakability. That's why playing 1B 4A has become popular in inferno. You drop the B guy all the utility and pray to god he holds off the attack. If not save for the next round. Maps like Mirage and Overpass on the other hand are open and encourage teams to go for retakes, which I prefer.
>>1583922sweet baby inc won
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1GaC_Nu7OIWhy is Richard "tranny lover" Lewis best friends with Duncan "chudcel" Thorin when they're opposite polarities of cringe?
>>1583953you can disagree about things and still be friends, who knew
https://x.com/InCircleEsports/status/1880222806853710120STYKOoskarkrasnalFessorQ-Q
>>1583953Rlewis is a former chud. Not to mention that plenty of chuds are chasers
>>1583965>Not to mention that plenty of chuds are chasersHe just like me fr
>>1583963>no hooxidon't care
>>1583953>1 hour rant about this
>be called the problem in nip>leave the team>start fragging out immediately first brollan, now rez
>>1583792m0NESY really scrunched his trousers up and threw them in his suitcase
>one of the co-conspirators of the IBP matchfix created refrag after he got valve bannedi'm surprised they didn't just fuck off
>>1583862funny thing is men face even worse toxicity, because instead of "haha woman make sandwich :)" it's "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER"the difference is men just get on with it and the women demand a safe space
>what did Pimp say? I wasn't listening>that's fairLMAO
>>1583953qrd on the rlewis thing?
b-but ash is...is the g-goat...
if brazil was smart they would immediately build a stacked roster around biguzerabut it's a big if famalam
>>1584024He just loves trannies. Wasn't he dating a LoL pro tranny who shoot killed herself when she found out she was dating rlewis?
do brazilians and portuguese not like each other?it baffles me that no brazilians (who actually want to win) considered joining saw
>>1584065isn't the point of saw to be a national team?
nqz sporting that gamer dent
>https://x.com/ZainabTurkie/status/1879992773870551181lmao
>brazilian kid called snow is brown as fuck
anyone have wholesome picture of snow and fallen?
>>1584080>turned off commentscoward
>>1584080this is the last male event they played btw (Pigeons), they got handled comfortably by rank #90 and BTFO by rank #130. the level of entitlement is insane.
pimpbros...
>>1584065You'd have to move to Europe and the salaries are probably the same or worse, Brazilian scene is much bigger than Portuguese. There are some Portuguese in Brazilian lower/academy teams but not the other way around.
>>1583941>OverpassVGH...
1eeR is a baiting fuck
hahah holy shit this is horrible cs
does this mean liquid isn't allowed to larp as chinese next major?
>>1584117>2>a majority of 5i might be bad at math but i don't think that checks out
i wonder if fallen feels obligated to stick around even though he probably wants to retire (like faker)?
>>1584117I usually don't nitpick at shit like that butW h a t t h e f u c k i s t h a t k e r n i n g ?
wondering why MOUZ did not kick that choker xertion
>>1584137or word spacing rather
>>1584140they probably figured (like sane people) that it's a fixable problem he's one of the best entry fraggers in the world when his confidence is up
>>1584144>that it's a fixable problemthis time itll be different for sure!
>>1584145you're rightastralis never stopped choking either. it's a shame, they had such potential.
how suddenly everyone rate kyxsan? Year ago when anyone suggested him in any t1 team it ended with only laughs
>>1584154anyone whose opinion actually matters has rated him very highly since late csgo
>>1584146Astralis - known for not making any controversial roster changes before their first major win
That was a nice brawl in the market.
sorry nemigabros I tuned in and now their gonna lose
>saving as a T with 1:20 leftyawn, nice one retard
>tune in for mouz>furia is gonna drop a map to fucking nemiggasthe absolute state of brazil
>>1584159thisone of the casters said during the Major that he was sAw's personal pick for Heroic
>>1584185not so fast
>>1584189>he doesn't rate random CIS mix teamsngmi
Why are mouz still together. I refuse to watch another season of Mouz shitting up the playoffs.
>Best monkey team struggling against meniggahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APrPDwUosrQ&ab_channel=JMLWrestling
>>1584176they've said themselves that it was a mental issuekjaerbye also left, he wasn't kicked
>>1584209>they've said themselves that it was a mental issuewell those always fix themselves, just look at the greatest team of all time>kjaerbye also left, he wasn't kickedsame as carrygun and cajunb?
>>1584218He said it was a fixable problem, not that it would fix itself.Both you tards seriously need reading comprehension skills.
>>1584220>fixable problemtrue, they just need to build something to simulate an arena match with crowd noise and shit. I think that should fix it
>>1584226you specifically need a brain scan
>spirit 4th seedhuh?
>>1584218kjaerbye unironically thought he was upgrading
>>1584218>just look at the greatest team of all timeyou mean astralis, who hired a sports psychologist along with magisk and whom all have attested that he was key to their success>same as carrygun and cajunb?they literally called him snakebye because he left to the highest bidder out of the blue. are you stupid?
freya strip tease
>>1584235ok you need a brain scan as well, in fact you might be samefagging
if sjokz is not at any event this year, i will drop a nuke on every to's headquarters
Inferno is America's map, sorry random CIS mix but this wont end well for you
>astralis mentioned:D>it's retards having a fight over nothingD:
>>1584250how do you feel about cadian on astralis
>>1584251It's excitingI'm a bit worried the "corporate" side of the org taking away some of his crazinessBut otherwise I think it's great. They really needed some energy, and stabbi can't function properly without their tardwrangler.
>>1584258>stabbi can't function properly without their tardwrangler.too true
gokushima
when is donk or monesy playing?i dont wanna watch shitters
>>1584272bout 3 hours
this t-side AWP is looking kinda silly
I wonder what odds there will be for imperial furia match
now you remember ultimate kwabness of last half of inferno between furia and pain match during last major
>>1583963get your news a week early from csgog>>1571915
THINBL4?????SHIT'S A LITTLE SCARY>>1584117wildcard will now be forced to play the eu rmr instead of the na one. foozy's gonna have to go
thinbl4... fatx1le.....
>>1584313they are a german team yeah
You can tell from his room that he does drugs
>>1584318that's m80they'll have 3 americans 2 germans by the major and be fine
>>1584319cokel4, my goat
its OVER for betboom
>brollan went broccoli mode toothis has to stop
>>1584328it was mephedrone and that was fatbl4. thinbl4 is different
remember that mankz guy? did he kys?
>>1584307It was know a few days after the Sinners announcement of selling him
does betboom win bounty if they win?
>>1584358not to teams from Russia
betboom wins this series>>1584350hope so. that loser cucked us out of a m80malbsmajor
>>1584358Bounty on Mouz is $30k, if BB win they take the bounty and are guaranteed to receive 1/2 of that. That's how i understand it at least. Idk how bounties combine in the next roundBtw HLTV tards still have 0 info about bounties on the event page (or match pages) and it's literally the essence of the tournament lolUse Liquipedia
ozem peek
the big in "big boombl4" stands for big brain
>>1584372n1
300 word essay from Launders about how that molly throw was a genius level IQ play
what a great site anchor, doesn't even know his barrel is showing
>>1584378launders is a mouz hater though
BetBoom is a new tier 1 team, damn
>>1584386they'll be top 10 this year
>>1584386told you allboombl4 is t1
>>1584372clap clap clap
>>1584372either that or amphetamines
They're not on a stage rnWhy is mouz losing?
>>1584402its a mental thing
>>1584402single elimination tournament, this game actually matters
dualies are a MEME
great read from mango jess
quick 2-0 please im tryna see g2
kino game desu
>>1584457nope
Torzsi in clutch :skull:
>>1584457yeah betboom will wrap this up quick, don't worry
what the fuck.... how did he manage to lose so much weight and now look like he thing person his whole lifehow do i do it?
>>1584472>how do i do it?drugs. Medical or otherwise
>>1584472>how did he manage to lose so much weight and now look like he thing person his whole lifeWHAT THE FUCK did i wrotehow did he manage to lose so much weight and now look like he was a thin person his whole lifeholy shit i think i had a stroke when typing that
>>1584472ozempic
>>1584476>now look like he was a thin person his whole lifeback to the game boombitch
>>1584476>look like he was a thin person his whole lifethat turkey neck begs to differ
KOBE
>>1584472faces always look better when you lose fatthe problem is loose skin around your stomach and so on, he probably needs or has had surgery if you see him without a shirt on
>>1584472stop eating
>>1584479>>1584478come on now, did you ever see a person who went through the process of losing a lot of weight? other than the neck, if you saw him for the first time you'd never expect him to be SO FAT not that long ago
>did you just sniff that?I knew scrawny was a disgusting faggot all along
JIMI, MY GOAT
>jimmy just bails torzi out with an instant 3k
>G2 in two hours
I don't understand how you can rate xertion over jimmy, jimi's so much more impactful
Good stuff from both
why does the production show no jimi camdoes he have anime posters on the wall or something?
>the nords had to drop 30 bombs to make it happenthis new bb is looking good, ngl
>24 hours since the imperial fe vs navi game and we already have more women in tier 2
>>1584508their roles are polar opposites. they're not comparable
magnumjest, boomish, zorte all look like they could work as actors with that kinda face
>>1584472
>>1584515in what role, the boss's disposable henchmen?
>>1584517why did you clip that?
the fuck did you just fucking say about me you fucking bitch
>>1584522he's just squintmaxxing
>>1584521because im clipping everything you can't stop me
>>1584518wise words
>>1584520morally dubious scientistssome marvel villainthe gay child molester
>>1584514in some sense yeah, but in others you absolutely can compare themtake this from xertion's top20 article for example>he struggled in the arenas as the lowest-rated player in them out of all players in the top 20 (0.98) and against the best teams (0.99 rating vs. top 5)he vanishes when they need him the most and for that I find him very overrated
>>1584533yeah, that i agree with
>>1584513he looks like a nerd from Bully
>>1584538>bring your kid to work day
>>1584542kek
>>1584538brutal m
>>1584518i think i had some kind of brain lag due to my alcoholism
>>1584515a main role in some AAA film made by holywood easily
>>1584544and then people say cs isn't inclusive
>>1584520yes, as the goons, loitering in the lobby of the boss's office jerking off
brain rot was the word of the year 2024goon would be a strong follow up for 2025
jimmy fell asleep
>g2 match gonna end at 2 am
>>1584556every match ever played ended at 2am
>MOUZ
holy shit, what a ninja
kekkkkkkkk
>>1584568You cut out him killing torzsi first
>>1584568Crazily amazing.
so siren the new interz, huh
>>1584281It's Katowice qualifier on LAN. Imperial FE lost to fucking Furia FE on some meme LAN in Brazil. I expect Furia to give them no quarter and fully thrash them. But after that Furia guy tweet i am not 100% sure it will happen.
that was a tilter
>>1584569i fucked up and clicked too late to make a clip and was unable to capture it
nt
>>1584568>>1584569>>1584579Would be good with Axile's reaction too, head in his hands.
>>1584574>a real grinder team is denied their spot in katowice, an event second only to the majors (along with cologne) in importance>a wholesome chungus team of women gets the spot by playing women only events while they can't beat tier3 teams normally>oh it's so progressive :)
what's the point of nova?is it ever better than mp9?
great try jimFAT
Mouz you fucking Niggers get your shit together I want to watch G2.
>>1584582is one of those teams a FE?
>>1584583cheaper than mp9 and makes 900 per kill (unless they changed it)
>>1584581a little bit improved, just for you
predictions on ObeseGod's rating?
>>1584589Nice, not bad.
>only game all week to go this late>it's fridayscripted?
my hands are so cold constantly. how do i fix this to better play Counter-Strike
>>1584595your circulation is fuckedStop smoking cigarettes, do a bit of cardio, eat red meat
>>1584595try exercising a little bitalso we're at image limit, someone has to bake new
>>1584595lose weight
>>1584583one shot headshot up close, and it's somewhat easier to hit that headshot with it when close than with bullet weapons (because shotgun)also cheapalso 900$ KRI personally don't like it, I feel a 5-7 works better and is more versatile for half the priceI might use it more if the pump animation didn't block so much of your vision, I hate using it even vs. bots since you lose vision around your crosshair and can't preaim well while pumping the sonofabitch
>>1584595I stopped nicotine usage for this reasonalso get more physically activeI did actual physical warmups when I was in my tryhard phase
>>1584595Kek i almost made the same post these days, i am unironically thinking of getting those meme hand warmers they have on tournaments.
>>1584597>also we're at image limitNot quite yet your gready fuck
>>1584598being fat actually makes you feel warm all the time, like, im fat, and im constantly sweating and my body is producing heat all the time, if for example i drive a car all the windows in the car will get foggy like if i was boiling 5 huge pots full of water sometimes i hold a mice and it will get fucking wet because my hands generate so much warmth
>>1584597>we're at image limitnot yet>someone has to bake newthanks for volunteering
>picking nuke against a team named betBOOM with a player called BOOMbl4ibp level throw
POOR LITTLE MOUZCELS
why is the drain a jew
Fucked up the link but whatever>>1584618>>1584618
>>1584619it's a bladee reference
>>1584366>betboom wins this series
>>1584620>previousthis is not a general BTWalso>page 7are you drybj
>>1584582>oh it's so progressive :)or a holdover from the transition to the vrs system
>>1584620we're not even at 300 retard
>>1584636look m8 we're at the image limitanyway why do you care
>>1584640really?
>>1584641because I was here for the great magog spanking of 2023, trust me you don't wanna see what upset Mods are capable of
>>1584641for the last time stop responding to the schizo
>>1584645>you don't wanna see what upset Mods are capable ofgiving us a nice vacation from this cesspool? oh the horror
>>1584645300 images limitwe're legally allowed to move onto the new one
>>1584568the right click flash defuse goes so hard in my premier matches
>>1584472Fatties who lose weight look so uncanny....I wonder what awaits me at the end of the tunnel.
>>1584594quick G2-0 coming don't worry
>>1584583Best shotgun in the game. Don't tell anyone, shhh.
Mickey Mouz
no niko no win
>>1584645this dumbass nigga don't know about the rule change kek
Snax and Taz might be the biggest paycheck thieves in the scene now that REZ left NIP
