Return of the GOAT Edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsIEM Kraków [Jan 28th - Feb 8th]PGL Cluj-Napoca [Feb 14th - Feb 22nd]ESL Pro League [Mar 1st - Mar 15th]>Previous Thread>>2203691
Parivision UP!
simple's gonna win
Sjokz is looking beautiful today!
i'm confused... the goat (herculeswoo) never left
our GOAT is gonna destroy these monkeys
>>2210021
rubbing and kissing sjokz feet
>>2210029>mfw I'm not there on the floor for her to step on
TAZ BRQS IN CQNTRQL
based zyn/mouse matching combo goat
>>2210035>zynhe's cheating
wtf is taz doing with simplechatgpt ahh team
holy GOAT...
>>2210049oh nitr0? yeah thats the goat fr
filhos de puta...
MUTIRIS HAS GOT TO GO
nigga is already screaming
>tune in to hatewatch s1mple>end up rooting for himpic for this feel?
>>2210057I can hear this image
he's so washed lmao
remember when portuguese players didn't suck for a short window of time
this is a random 15k premier match
jfc that muturis aim trackingawful
>>2210064why yes, i do remember the invention and subsequent banning of snaptap
simple should at least play deadlock so he can keep his aim trained
reverse bra71l, this is embarrassing
BCG got fucking scammed by SAW didn't they
THE POORTUGESE AND ELECTRONIC HAVE GOT TO GO
-krazy-aragornn+shr+ewjerkzAnd at least Portuguese CS wouldn't look so fucking bad>>2210076No refunds
>BC.Game calls for aid!
i've seen enough. s0mple washed as fuck
>BC.Game Esports picked Overpass
it's okay bros, next map is our map pick s1mple bros.
shitty forced format OP did this by the way
>>2210082>They were once men, great star players of CIS...
BRING IN BIRDFROMSKY THIS PORTUGESE BRAINED DOG HAS GOT TO GO
Overpass is CT sided. Comeback starts now!
man...
s0mple wanna kill his team irl while dumau keeps screaming at him lmao
any mp7 buys yet?
taz is bcgame's coach kwab
holy shithe's so fucking back
goatple hater sisters... did we get too cocky?
>ohne turned on his monthly stream to watch s0mple get rapedlmao
>>2210107does that guy actually play cs or just wank over skins? his voice is too annoying for me to actually watch him
>>2210108sometimes but he barely streams outside of costreams, i don't watch his shitty skin streams it's just him begging for subs while doing giveaways
you just know they're gonna lose in overtime
>>2210108neither, he just watch pro matches now
Is overpass normally so CT-sided in pro play or did s0mple's team just shit the bed hard at the start?
>>2210115both
the CSGOat is back
HES BACK
goatple hater sisters... not like this
Yup the GOAT has woken up, It's so fucking over for dumau.
I'm kneeling
>wiggle while shooting someone at point blankokay bro
did mutiris have a stroke? half his face is paralyzed
>bcg about as good as legacy on lan (so far)maybe they aren't completely shit after all
>>2210126What playing with s1mple and electroNig does to a mf
NONONONOT LIKE THISS1MPLE WAS MEANT TO FLOP ON LAN
>>2210126He's only using 50% of his brainpower
taz masterclass
elessar, i kneel
taz is so bald brobring back the hat please
OT
not so fast
these legacy niggas be throwing flashes for no fucking reason. what a retards holy shit
>>2210143didn't need ityou don't practice minimalism?
So was the first half just the SAW core taking their siesta?
GET LEETIFY
papatronic doubters?
kino
>be Brazilian>get stabbed
>>2210157
>electronic doing good when not having to think and s1mple holding his ego in checkhe's still a mental midget who ruins teams, but this is awesome
>>2210161That's just TaZ working his vibes magic.
dumau is toggling lmao
White men teaching macacos a harsh lesson
>>2210169ok how the fuck do you defend this
>>2210171Is it fair to say that the SAW core is schooling their sons?
S1MPLE DOUBTERS WHERE YOU @????
>>2210169alright, that's unironically a toggle
Remember when Legacy was up 11-2?
>>2210169lol that's how I felt it
>>2210169>>2210174>>2210179>>2210187>t. silver trash
thorinbros...
BC Game bros stay cozy )
>>2210190it was bc game map pick and they struggled. they will lose.
>>2210190couldn't be me
>>2210193>they struggledThey were just warming up the first half.
>>2210193Well no shit, it's their first time playing together, mental midget
>Atlanta 2026 trailer featuring Falcons who are not going to attend itbruh
>>2210188how do you defend that blatant shit lmaooyou cant even excuse him of lifting the mouse because he was actively searching for one person in the corner, and the crosshair literally snapped out of the ct body like a magnet would do. i was hatewatching s0mple but after this shit i aint watching no more
FUTAchads where we @???
>>2210199>it's their first time playing togetherit's not.also they were terrible on t side, t side is what require the most giga brain for IGL
>>2210169CRISPCLEANLOCKS
Is donk vs s1mple a real possibility? That would break the internet. 1 BILLION views minimum. World cup final type shit innit
>>2210169kek
Oseebros.... we eating good tonite
ELESSAR
>>2210188man I'm generally the guy who think most cheating clips are bullshit but that's just "looks" blatant. yet I still can't believe he's cheating because it's a lan and there is so much to lose by being caught cheating when you're a pro, it's just not worth the risk of losing it all. when you're not a pro and you're trying to become a pro I can understand taking the risk but here it makes no sense at all. still it looks like blatant toggling.
Damn BCG look hella clutch :0
>>2210217I'm silver trash and you're retarded
he's showing his age
s1s1 activated
what is it with the insane gamma bursts on observers lately?
TaZ doubters status?
first time i've seen the spectator flashbug happen in a tournament
>>2210224Just a game bug, I have the same when spectating team mates.
WE HAWT!
>>2210220less than you tho
>>2210217i just rewatched the original clip to confirm something. his crosshair LITTERALLY locks on the ct right when there only 1 wall separating them. its perfectly framed, you can LITTERALLY see his crosshair not following the path he was doing and straight up locking on the ct right when the ct appears on the corner of the bathrooms walls. its so blatant and clear. there is no way anybody doubts after watching it closely and in slow motion
Whats up with the minimap and the player positions being super jittery?
>>2210234toggling caught when the spectator isn't in the pov of the toggling players
>>2210232okay, he IS cheating, now what?
K I N OINO
>>2210232>something something I'm a retard somethinggo write a diary
>>2210232meds, it's the age old classic where you and the opponent move in the same direction while the crosshair is still
>3dmax>fut>bc.game>legacywhat is this trash group lolastralis plays b8, parivision play aurora, g2 play nip or liquid while this meme gets to exist for some reason4 trash teams and one of them goes through...
>>2210169oof that does look extremely blatant
s1mple doubters are shook!
brazil is suddenly real quiet
>>2210246your samefagging is very blatant
The camera man exploring Electornics skin cells.
just watched dumau's pov as he was clearing angles on ct side and his mouse movements looked like the toggling on overpass, smooth sweeps and tiny quick crosshair movements and there was nobody on ct. so maybe that's just how he moves his mouse and it accidentaly matched an ennemy's movement on overpass
>>2210244>implying b8 and liquid are better than fut 3dmax and legacy
>>2210251is that why you only gave me one (you)?
>>2210255>b8nah>liquidyes
>>2210255yes they are lol
is krimbo a sub or did a miss something?
>>2210258>>2210259you can't be serious lol
>>2210256well I replied to you only once with 1 quote link, so how would you get any more? anyway you can stop now, nobody cheats in a t1 tourneys and you won't convince anyone of it no matter how many times you samefag
>>2210267>they just stop cheating as soon as they hit LAN>no one has ever cheated on LAN
>>2210265can you?3dmax are stagnating, legacy lost to SHARKS ON LAN, and fut is severely overrated for over a year now (any day they're gonna be good now guys)
>>2210267>nobody cheats in a t1 tourneys
>>22102691-9 and his team is losing hard, he should go ask for a refund
>>2210270>3dmax are stagnatingagreed. Still better than liquid>fut is severely overratedjust like liquid apparently
>>2210263yeah
HOLY FUCK
>>2210203we went too hard early and couldn't maintain performance, we were soft in the second halflooks like maybe a little spark at the end though
3dmax has a loss to FlyQuest on their record....
>just a get a core that doesn't understand what s1mple and electronic are sayinglolthey actually found the formula
>come back home from gym>bcg somehow won overpass>leading infernowhat?.......how the fuck?
FOR FRODOOOO
auragoat owning brazil like it's the 16th century
>>2210274>Still better than liquidon what basis? winning one more game in stage 3 of the major while having a worse bounty and a worse pgl masters doesn't scream "we're better">just like liquid apparentlythey're worse than liquid
insane carry job by aragorn
>>22102844 people carrying s1mple
>>2210284just goat type shit
>>2210287if you cant see the objective vibes and aura just log off unc
>>2210283that... actually makes sense, they don't understand each other lmao
>>2210284since legacy have won their first trophy they are terrible, they lost all their clutchness.
>>2210289>>2210290>>2210293all TaZ my goat
>>2210287>on what basis?I've watched them play
>>2210283>portuguese sounds like russians speaking spanishmakes sense
GOAT coach TaZ is telling his team to win the pistol round and the conversion this very moment. 13-1 incoming!
>>2210297He must have been speaking the wrong language!
>>2210295yeah I did too, and liquid vs falcons was far better than any match 3dmax played after getting humiliated in the finalsthey have 2.5 maps on which they look passable, that's it
>>2210298You doubted the GOAT coach? When will you learn?
why is 1440p locked for me on twitch? fucking hell man i can count pixels on """"1080p"""" why is twitch so bad
I choose not to argue about which team is better because the cream will rise, and it will be undeniable. Also that way I am never wrong
GOAT
Oh yeah, thats the way we do it. 1v4s for nothin and maps for free.
>>2210302just watch on youtube, the stream quality is better anyway
s1mple! My legs! They're kneeling as if they had a mind of their own!
>the goat is backyes, he is. back on the throne.
shes so beautiful, and on both streams no less!
I just nutted everywhere. s1mple stocks are peaking right now
>>2210309he was literally hardcarried
>>2210302They are region locking 1440 and even 1080. There are ways around it but honestly just watch it on YouTube.
>>2210314He told his teammates to play like that, they couldn't have done it without him.
>>2210314um check again sweetie
>>2210310>>2210318FOR FRODO!!!
>>2210317le goat is le back
>>2210318AVRAGOAT
>>2210318he's not even the goat on his own team...
>>2210321we still won so suck my dick troon
>>2210314hmmm if your rating is green it means you weren't carried sweetie.
>>2210327big win against brazil's 3rd best team (soon 4th giving way to sharks)
>>2210321Who willed his team into playing such as this? s1mpe.... Who won the pistol round? s1mple.... Who clutched a 1v4 to win the map? s1mple.... Who is the goat? .....
>>2210314im not s1mple glazer, but stats say otherwise
>>2210330ZYWOO
>>2210329keep seething tranny
that's how happiest polack look like
from what taz is saying, it sounds like electronic and s1mple are toxic as shit even during pracs lmao
>>2210330he's only good against pistols
>>2210321>2.63
>>2210335whats with polish flag btw? did they tape over turkish flag or some shit?
>>2210336BREAKING NEWS
gad dayum this white boy got the nba louis collab back pack.... wiggas leadin the charge...
>>2210334are you seriously this mad about getting a reality check? lolwake me up when they win against a proper team, maybe ursa or nemesis? :>
>>2210342krakow be drowning in his drip
>GOAT2 on the B stream>clash of trash on the A stream????
3dmax are so bad they got farmed by fucking cmtry
if krimbo plays well this event, i hope passion ua drops nicx (i hope they drop him regardless because he's dogshit) and pick him up he's probably willing to work for peanuts atp
>for s0mple
>>2210359why when you can just get stavn that showed both higher ceiling and higher floor and higher IQ than drooling retard krimbo
>>2210340looks like they got the polish flag backward with the red on top kek
>>2210362that's true, but i doubt they can afford him and he has a long history of choking in crucial matches
>>2210343why are you pretending to be thorin? are you not aware of how pathetic that is?>>2210359>>2210362both of these ideas are bad, they gotta swap him for another na player or they get no invites ever
>>2210363taz, my indonesian goat
>>2210368>use an emoticon>dood le thorinyou alright mate?
>>2210368>both of these ideas are bad, they gotta swap him for another na player or they get no invites evernah, they should just go the nip route and grind. na is dead
>>2210336What did he say?
>>2210380He said he feels like he is back in 1.6 days where every little mistake is a end of the world specifically talking about pracs
Once, I played a premier match where there was a guy in the enemy team with picrel as pfp.His name was "The Special One" and he ONLY used Auto-sniper.We lost, being him the top fragger. Fun fact, whenever you asked him anything, he'd only reply in Mourinho quotes.Godspeed Special One.
>>2210381Hahaha holy shit
>>2210383based imo
>TTT (AKA Time To Tilt) is an esports metric measuring the elapsed time from match start until a player's mental state visibly deteriorates, often cascading into team-wide psychological collapse.>Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski serves as the benchmark for TTT analysis. A world-class rifler with mechanics that could make angels weep, EliGE possesses an equally legendary capacity to speedrun his own mental stack.>The EliGE Tilt Radius™ is also notable - studies suggest teammates within comms range experience a 47% increased likelihood of tilting themselves. This creates a cascading effect scientists call "Liquid Meltdown Syndrome."
>>2210234fucking hell, it's jittery as shit. what is this. didn't notice before
feel like snappi's been a bit to cute with going the site rotates after they have a bomb site
>wake up>aragorn really saved simplewtf
kick cmtry ffs
magixxbabz...
lolthat jump awp team kill
>>2210420jesus fucking christ arent u supposed to get skinnier on a break to work on yourself
>>2210420they still have that cum stained jersey?
>>2210425
Krimbo has the stand-in buff
>>2210420yikes, don't tuck your shirt like that
>>2210424>round 22 throws 2v1 with bomb and full info>round 23: tk's Krabeni which makes the retake impossible>round 24 whiffs a guy running in a straight line from mainabsolute fucking bot, they have to get another sniper asap
>>2210420lmao wtf is this`??
maybe he should just replace el0ge
>>2210444Do you really want a muslim on your team?
>>2210431no, nip are just overrated trash that got exposed at the major and will now never recover
#LIQUIDISHERE
>>2210420donk is so fucking cute. I don't see how people can look at him and call him ugly. That boy is so beautiful. I love him. No homo
>>2210454we love him too, niko
how does freya manage to look older than sjokz despite being 9 years younger
>>2210463She's british
>>2210463I love both.
that FUT 3Dmax game is insane
>>2210335no that's the guy on stream right now
>>2210463bong genes
low IQ turk retard
>>2210420MOGGED
>maka with the echo locationwild shot
>>2210463Bongoid genes
>>2210420Imagine being a multi millionaire in a poor country and still looking like that
>>2210420that's fucking disgusting
>>2210501A fair question to ask
Machine's attempt to speak german just now sounded ultra zesty...
alright spunj and machine are no longer the best casters after the shit they just spouted the last few minutes, dinko and moses it is
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2016575183645974538?
>>2210420ozempic is literally a thing you have no excuse to be fat if you're rich
>>2210420Ozempiggy should ask boomich for weight loss tips
>>2210420i get that people have different rates of metabolism and what not but i DON'T get how you let yourself get anywhere near that fat without going "i need to fix this"
>>2210524>I'm big boned!>I literally GAIN weight when on a diet>it's my genes!>I already switched to diet coke>you want me to starve myself??
siuhtty
KEKAROOOOOOOO
>>2210532>>you want me to starve myself??Yes.
>5.81 ratinghe's. so. fucking. good.
s0.5mple is so back
>elige is ba-
GODQUID
sn0ppi
GODLIGE GODQUID
>>2210564ck!
>>2210564-ld!
>elige forced to carry now that naf is gone>ultimate not completely shitting the bedguess they might finally be an ok team
If krimbo had a different name, I wouldn't even suspect he's not ethnically German.
My body is ready for G2 kino
JITUBROS HOW ARE WE FUCKING FEELING
>>2210580EhhhYou can pretty easily tell he has no Germanic blood
>>2210582ez katka
>>2210586like goebbels?
HeavyGoat finna sit on Passion USA
>>2210589He has very light skin but it's still obvious
>>2210590i'm feeling a rare sunpayus lifegame coming (he will throw for money in the arena)
>>2210580I wonder if he's got a German mother. He's unusually light skinned for an Egyptian.
damn exactly tied now
>>2210596>I wonder if he's got a German motherNope. As far as I know he has 2 Egyptian parents.
>>2210383>getting 10 rounds with this team is my greatest achievement>that is counter-strike legacy
grim need better team
they really hired this phy clown and the guy who along with darfmike ruined EPL's casual casting environment? even scrawnders would be preferable
>>2210609Dare I say the situation for Grim is... dire
>>2210598yeah but we all know pv is better
>>2210610ngl I enjoyed the harry launders casting for the bounty final. maybe scrawny was the problem.
>>2210617godsuke wouldve won
>>2210610fuck you phy is /ourtuber/
Nice shots sunkekys and nice spray malds
>>2210620...the biggest choker award
>>2210420Shiro is the last bastion of chudness in this zesty ass team
>>2210622
>>2210629oh fuck off, googled on, thought it would be women. cunt.
classic pua
>>2210631>thought it would be womenDid you read the post anon was replying to???
>>2210631>t. low t wristlet gooner
>>2210629plebeian taste desu
>>2210633no, he said tranny jannies so I assumed he was against trannies, why would he post about trannies then
>>2210636the ones that hate trannies the most love them the mostr
>huNtah- CZbased
this kvem dude really has a cheekbone piercing, cmon man that's beyond gay
>>2210638wtf I love trannies now?
Kino
>>2210647you have to to be able to post here
>>2210618both are worse when they're togetherdoesn't make them good when they're not
>>2210595"missed shot by sunpayus" said by shoutcasters count: 17
>>2210593he's egyptian coptic
Grimjobs all around for G2
https://www.twitch.tv/niko
I'm sorry but this is some incredibly boring casting
Almao
lolpua and their ninjas
absolutely worthless casting for based ninja defuse
goyim2bros...
lmao
GETFUCKEDG2LOSERS
holy grimothy
>>2210685>>2210690sybau
>>2210635>t. nostalgic oldheadget with the times unc
>>2210636I hate ugly trannies (jannies) but I love beautiful trannies
donk averaging 140 ADR last 10 games on faceit. This new update actually buffed this lil nigga. It's over
>>2210706basedso based
>>2210708was the new mouse some type of prototype? maybe it's another one of those mouses "designed by a pro" like zywoo's?
>>2210715Yes, zowie sponsors Spirit and they are making a donk x zowie mouse. They probably made him play with it on Bounty to test it out. But he played like shit so who knows what will happen now.
>>2210718meh, he only played bad one map and i don't think it was aim, he just got caught in bad situations over and over again
>>2210682>playing 16:10he needs to be an igl. his career as a star rifler is dead, and he killed it himself
what the fuck....
>>2210722For his standards it was below average but Paravision are a good team. So who knows. We will see at Krakow if he's still using it.
I'm watching the real CS2 GOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkagj5ey3lk
>>2210733absolute bot
col you fuckers can you stop being shit
>>2210769i got a glock in my rari
what the fuck are these rounds?
>>2210772i'm thankful g2 remembered they're shit
FalconsAreHere
>win armorless glock b rush>full buy next round - don't hit a single bullet
jitu DOMINATES
>wake up >THE GOAT won>PARI wonTHE GOAT vs The False GOAT WILL meet in Stage 2.
>Passion UA almost lose to a full USP eco>hallzerk wins Overpass with outrageous ninja defuse>Grim has head in hands after G2 win with armorless pistols>G2 lose to Glockswhat a game
>>2210808piss off bot
>>2210808keep posting guy
GOD2
Easy!
na raped
heyI beat inflation today!
Mediovre Overpass but overall convincing series. Makes me hopefull sAw worked is juju on malbs during the break.
When is Faze playing?
>>2210868losing on saturday
>>2210868winning on saturday
>>2210383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abnW1xC1PvUkassad dropping bombs like ManletSnake wished he could
>>2210914>the joke isclick-> click-> click->>*twitter ramble*click-> click-> click->>*strawman*click-> click-> click->>*maui starts talking**closes stream*
I was a PARI fan unti their recent vlog where Dastan is shown drinking pepsi. I hope donk rapes them now.
>>2210967pepsi is based>t. drinking a can right now
https://x.com/ChuPlenk/status/2016593501681578431
https://x.com/tarik/status/2016617071661240338
>>2210967Pepsi is the only adequate option to sustain the degenerate life that is pro cs
You now remember: Liquid shox
>>2211054cursed shit
https://x.com/elige/status/2016661008626983005CRINGE ALERT
>>2210383>successful and annoying like the real thing Respect for the commitment
>>2211073Does the spirit of Twistzz live on in Liquid???
>>2211073Can't support this basedboy anymore
Parivision is kind of box office right now, I haven't called myself a fan of any team since old Gambit broke up but I think I might have to jump on the bandwagon
gay2bros ngl if paypal keeps missing like this things are not looking good for us.....I told you he had to go.....
>>2210169okay normally I think you niggas are schizomaxxing but ts genuinely looks like a togglesomeone send this to richard "trannyfucker" lewis>>2210217wouldn't put it past a low iq loudmouth monkey like dumau>>2210251he might be samefagging but the evidence is overwhelmingly clear
>>2211157cant help but agree with every word u posted
>>2211161thanks king, whatever you post I agree with too>great minds think alike
>>2210343kek bodied that freak
>>2211073never thought i'd say this but based Elige
>>2210361
>>2210420keep that weight up my fat fuck kinglose weight = lose skills
>>2210609>>2210612-m0lbs -payp0l+gr1m +hallzerkg2 1000 year dynasty guaranteed
>>2211199wins majors
>G2 vs Liquid2017 ahh matchup
>>2211095Me too. They have the mental resilience of faze without being shit, the firepower of vitality without being jewish/french and the consistency of MOUZ without being auraless. Finally a good team to root for.
>>2211216yes but they're russian
>>2211216>the firepower of Vitalityi like Jame and his new team, but cmon now
>pros don't che-ACK!List of active pros that are cheatingTESESproof: https://files.catbox.moe/9euxx3.mp4KYXSANproof: https://files.catbox.moe/6kukd3.mp4https://x.com/XANTAREScsgo/status/1430650329360707587https://x.com/XANTAREScsgo/status/1430642274829049863KARRIGANproof: see webmDUMAUproof: https://files.catbox.moe/rj7ch0.mp4JWno proof neededAPEXno proof needed
https://xcancel.com/fezeraof/status/2016633179944181978my nigga jonji still got it
>>2211275>opponents walking towards him with their knife outkrazy
>>2211271post faceit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7TF_DobgMIwhy don't blast do things like this?
>>2211288faceit
>>2210967The fuck is nadeshot doing there?
The game is totally infested with cheaters..
>>2211355Maybe you just suck.
How
>>2211361
>>2211363Isn't mutiris their igl?
>>2211364
>>2211357
Bros...
>>2211375faze vs spirit
>>2211375Pick dust, easy peasy
a group of millionaire niggas must create a bunch of csgo events with huge prizepools so tier 1 niggas attend even if there is no vrs. no nigga wants to play this giga dogshit optimized game called cs2. every nigga who has played csgo after playing cs2 know that csgo be feeling like having raw sex while cs2 be feeling like having sex with a condom made out of some animal intestine.
https://youtu.be/HU-WYC2v2eM
What goes up...
Take me back bros...
>>2211470maybe if shartky bumky loserky midky shitky baldky faggotky wasn't the single worst awper in top 30 including sunpayus ultimate and r1nkle then ropz and twistzz wouldn't want to get the fuck out
>>2211481if broky is bad why did he get major evp?
>>2211495if shitky is good why does no one wants to play with him
Pari vs bcgame grandfinals
>Now, I need to understand this, I see PARI flags, I see the Faze fans in the thread, even a couple of MOUZZAD heads over there. But what about the Vitality fans? If you support vitality let me hear ya, MAKE. SOME. NOISE!!!!!!!!!
>>2211543https://youtu.be/mXVGIb3bzHI?si=YdzqJm-ye_B6l3pj&t=236
>>2211543
>>2211054man there's been some fucked up lineups
That single BCG vs Legacy game is worth more than the entire Budapest major
>>2211481>>2211506>blaming br1ky before f0ttiganbased f0ze hater!
>>2211604how does karrigan makes passive baiterky miss all his shots
Door
man I love this guydonk tier with a rifle but nerfs himself by flipping a coin and playing with the awp
Very humble.
Whites vs macacosThe ultimate showdown!!!
>>2210593He doesnt look human
>>2211543https://vocaroo.com/19Zy8QIV8hAM
Jame will humble the turk roach menace
let's go jametime LET'SGO
he is listening
Hoo baby that 1v3
>>2211422i started playing cs in 1999 and haven't stopped and i'd rather play literally any other cs version than GO. including korean hentai mutations. CS2 is the best version of CS there ever was. the only reason why you CSGO mongoloids want back your "le crisp raw sex" game is because you grew up with that garbage and think that's how cs is supposed to be. well fuck you, it isn't. GO is an abomination. fuck russia. fuck mirage and fuck braindead roidmonkey lobanjica. get the fuck out of my game. also the optimization is fine, just buy a fucking 5080 and v-cache CPU and you are golden. poor people shouldn't be playing video games anyway.
>>2211700>fuck russiaCS2 is my fault now?
Pari Vros ww@?
>>2211706Present
>successfully stack a>go 3 b, nobody mid>jame waits a bit and takes it from midmaj3r must feel so fucking outplayed and outgunned rn
>>2211710thorin was rightparivision are the necessary gatekeepers that will BTFO trash IGLs that rely on firepower like aurora, g2, mouz, liquid etc.
>>2211712poopin has never played the game
>>2211712we'll seeI can't imagine they'll be that hard to anti-strat after a while
>>2211706we here
>>2211712>thorinwe only listen to kassad's analysis here
holy raped
turkbros?
JAMEEE
>>2211728I've seen enough, kick soulfly
eternal fire had a lot more aura than aurorathey played better too
one of the best from last year
TURKISH MOUZ
maui says xielo has "mamdani vibes", that he "just gets stuff done"
>>2211422CSGO was a janky console port mess, and it was hard to look at graphically, such an ugly game.CS fans are terminally "old is good" brained, its pathetic. At this point CS2 mogs CSGO, except everytime they get CS2 in a good place they release an update that causes some kind of issue. When CS2 is stable it runs better and plays better, and looks so much better.
>>22117451.6 is objectively the goat tho
>>2211743clip or link or kys
>>2211749im not gonna dig through the vod
>>2211745>When CS2 is stable it runs better and plays better, and looks so much better.This is straight up a lie, every match has people reconnecting because CS2 suddenly decides to run like shit, it also alt-tabs and launches like it has a stroke. I agree a lot of CS GO praise is nostalgia but lets not pretend like CS2 is perfect or even remotely as good as CS:GO was.Opening scoreboard halves your FPS ffs and animations are janky shit causing M4 to nearly always miss second bullet.
>tfw turkroaches tryna play mindgames with you
>>2211748I agree, even source, although a bad game, was nice to look at. CSGO just hurts my eyes
grilled kebab
PARICHADS
what a shitshow of a round
pari is throwing
paribros... you've got like 50k each from blastyou don't need to matchfix anymore... please
that butterfly knife click sound is growing on me
Friendship with pari is over
>>2211767pleonasm
>>2211745wrong, no one ever said cz is better than anything, no one said source is better than anything after except in the very beginning of csgo when it was truly awful, though personally I think it was the best one for non-competitive fun. people have consistently said 1.6 is better than other versions for like 2 decades however, not that it means much when the playerbase is as small as it is sadly, I'd go back to playing cs 1.6 and dod 1.3 in a heartbeat if I could but no point even thinking about it same with csgo nostalgia, cs2 is here to stay
ist anubis polizei sided?
why is youtube down
cs2 had to completely delete the previous version but its so much better
>>2211780I know its true, because these same people are the ones that wanted Train back. They want Cobble back even though its a terrible map. They hate Ancient and Anubis because they are "new" despite being like 5 years old. I hate this fucking game, any other game gets NEW content, but CS fans are too shite to learn anything new.
cscs 1.1cs 1.2cs 1.3cs 1.4cs 1.5cs 1.6cs 1.7 (condition zero)cs 1.8 (source)cs 1.9 (global offensive)cs 2
FUTbros.... I fear we are going to loose today
>>2211781Pretty sure its T sided, pari straight up threw 4 rounds.
Good thing headtr1ck was kicked
>>2211788however, FUTAchads will win today, and every day
>>2211785People like ancient because it's good, anubis isn't
>gg go next in round 7based jamegod
Ancient is good. Anubis sucks and should be removed, again. I hate playing the map now
>>2211800I like the theme and the looks, but they need to change it more i think. In the vlog everyone said the map is still t side heavy.
what makes anubis so kino?
Can these niggas get a move and and finish the third map in a stomp. I want to watch the GOAT play.
>>2211807what made you brain-damaged?
>>2211807who doesn't like ancient egypt?
MIRAGEANUBISDUST2WHAT A WONDERFUL VARIETY OF MAP LOCALES
>>2211785train wasn't gone long enough for it to be a thing only oldfags would want back and the main appeal of the game is the fact that it remains the same as ever, they're never gonna release new maps constantly. I agree about cbble though they're probably gonna make it good if it's true they worked on the winter version since the beginning of cs2, and I always liked both ancient and anubis but I still don't think anubis is balanced, too reliant on gamble stacks or pushes to get rounds as ct
>>2211812noobs, it's in the name, a noob is [mad]
damn vsm is big as fuckI wonder if he's bigger than segukawa though
>>2211814>too reliant on [...] pushes to get rounds as ctThat's what makes it interesting. People whine because they have to play active as CT.
I like anubis because it looks like dust 2 i like ancient because it looks like aztec
>>2211819>people whine because it breaks the balance of de modeyeah no shitI log in and I wanna play bomb defusal, not badly done cosplay of a hostage mode
>>2211826Maps favoring different sides and adding variety in play is good though. If you don't like the way you have to play CT on Anubis just don't play it.
from goat to trash (objective list)dust 2nukecachemiragetraininfernoanubisoverpassancientvertigocobble
I miss de season
Why is ESL shilling for Machine's hand picked cotton jacket?
>>2211832launders couldnt afford the slot for b*xr
>>2211834Is he still selling his overpriced shirts?
>>2211828there's plenty of variety between overpass, anubis and mirage without favoring terrorist sidewhen a de map favors terrorists it's a horrible map, attack should never be easier than defense, at best I can go for is 50/50
>>2211837>attack should never be easier than defenseWhy? It' not a god given rule. You sound like the kind of faggot that believes the game should exclusively cater to his tastes.
>>2211837>>2211839you both sound like faggotsgo create a map thread - anubis isn't being played anymore
>>2211839>Why? It' not a god given ruleit isn't, but it's very telling this trash map is only beaten by vertigo in the lowest popularity contest (surprise, another t-side favored map)
>>2211819on every other map you always have the option to do so, on anubis you are obliged
>>2211843>go create a map threadXir, this is the CS2 General.>>2211844>it's very telling this trash map is only beaten by vertigo in the lowest popularity contestIs it really though? In casual play both are more popular than Overpass and Train.
just looking at zweih makes me angrytoday im turk
>>2211849it's good for casual play for the same reason mirage and dust2 are, you don't need to know util or comm with your team, it's quite telling when the best map in the pool which is nuke doesn't get played much since t side is miserable without either of those things
whoa belchonokk is so fucking coolI wanna cry
>>2211856>it's good for casual playThen it's a good thing it's in the active pool. The game should always be balanced for casual players rather than pros.
kek t*rks still anubis onetricks
>>2211860MAJ3R just too retarded to call any other map.
>>2211859if they game was actually balanced for actual casual play there wouldn't be "map pool"
>>2211859no, it should not, the map is promising and should remain but can be balanced without becoming hard for casuals
>>2211859>The game should always be balanced for casual playersall competitive games must be balanced for pros and high elo players, what? you can become better and raise your floor but you can't lower it once you get good enoughif you're having trouble in low elo that's a you issue and not the balance issue
>>2211829nuke>d2 because there's more depth
>>2211829here's my list taking in viewer experience:nukemirageancientanubisoverpassdust2trainvertigoinfernounsure about cobble and cache since they were out for so long
turkoids are so bad lol
>>2211867>all competitive games must be balanced for pros and high elo players, what?Games should be balanced in a way that is fair and enjoyable to the majority of players and not just the top 5% and a couple of salaried pros. I wouldn't have an issue if Valve allowed TOS to set their own map pool for tournaments but I understand that they don't want the esport to get too far removed from the game itself.
>>2211867>all competitive games must be balanced for pros and high elo playersevery time this happens the game is completely ruined, comp players don't know what they want.
>>2211880>Games should be balanced in a way that is fair and enjoyable to the majority of playersjust get good scrub>and not just the top 5% and a couple of salaried proswho got good enough and will abuse the shit out of your noob-friendly game without hardcore guiderails or pure RNG everywhere
>>2211882>will abuse the shit out of your noob-friendly gameCool then those guys can shoot each other with their overpowered AWPs or whatever while the rest of us have fun.
>>2211881casual players know what they want: endlgessly cry "muh sweats" and "wow [gun or position] abuser gg" because someone bothered to l2p
>>2211885They dont know what they want either, but at very least they don't try to make game dogshit.Everytime pros were involved in balancing or making of a game they ruin the game and quit playing it themselves
Threads theme btw: https://youtu.be/NGOQdHJTLAM?si=8RWYnyWtuEREk_ri
rangeban turks
kek roachies
>>2211886who says anything about involving pros? balance FOR them, not WITH themleague is still alive because they let pubstompers roam free with one change per 3 patches and focus on high-elo meta
>>2211891>balance FOR themwhy are you pretending to be retarded? I just expanded on your idea because thats how you balance for pros, by listening, catering and balancing everything around pros.
Spirit's new video on YouTube has already surpassed in views Vitality's and FaZe's recent vlogs on their major runs. FaZe and Vitality are such small club's man. I could never support a small club.
>>2211893no, you specifically involved the actual opinion of pros and good players for some reason when no one ever does this in big comp games when the point was about focusing on what's wrong and what's right in high elo lobbies
Jame brushing the roaches off quickly so we can get to the s1mple kino faster. He is a man of the people
Russia now has 3 top teams. Ukrainians seething hard. Falcons, Paravision and Spirit. We are the future. #Russia
>>2211896How do you plan on balancing the game around pros without balancing the game around pros? Are you going to pretend like pros actions are different from their opinions?
>>2211901you do it by using your own unbiased data and view as a developeropinions are mostly worthless, s1mple literally said yesterday that anubis became worse for CTs, how good is that of an opinion? awpers have been crying awp is murdered when 5 bullets were introduced, and yet 2023 had 5 awpers in top 10 hltv
>>2211904>you do it by using your own unbiased data and view as a developer>all competitive games must be balanced for pros and high elo playerswhere is unbiased part? also you are putting devs on a pedestal they don't deserve
BCG Vros... ww@?
>>2211904>awpers have been crying awp is murdered when 5 bullets were introducedthis is completely false lol
>>2211907BCG bro reporting in. Im currently carrying more weight than a US marine could carry and I was recently visited by an FBI agent
puamore like poopa
i cant think of a game that got ruined because the devs made the game more competitive and balanced for high skilled players. broodwar is still good because they listened to the pros, dota is nigger garbage because they unironically listen to reddit and made it their official forum. csgo was good because they listened to the prosstop replying to him, he is the type of nigger to blogpost irrelevant shit and shit the thread.
Pooa? There's an indian team at tier 1?
I wonder what's the seeding for stage 2Surely those who go 2-0 won't be "rewarded" with getting "low seed" teams like Falcons, Spirit and Vitality while 2-1 shitters get "high seed" teams like FaZe and MongolZ
why this nigga wearing mask?
>>2211920sadly he got cancer from being exposed to alcotronic for a prolonged amount of timewe'll pray for you polish goat #2
>>2211917I vaguely recall the one big guy admin you see standing behind teams in every esl tournament doing the draws on stream last time, basically it was random who got who. but maybe that was in cologne I'm not sure
>>2211920he's a bald guy
>he's already seething it's over
>>2211920If it was still Katowice I would understand, but Krakow is much nicer
>>2211920>No one care who I was until I put on the mask
bcg is losing
>>2211938>poopa vs s0mplekino
I keep forgetting PUA is ex-coL and expect only Ukrainians when I see them play
>>2211935it's not that good in wintereveryone is cranking up the heating and all the fumes get stuck inside the city due to geography
KEK S0MPLE
>s1mple was the one who knifedyeah pack it up bcg bros
>13-6>13-6>13-6>13-5>13-5>13-4
>>2211935Krakow has worse air than Katowice, it just looks nicer
Fuggen kek.
>>2211952>>2211945I see that now, just looked up the Kato air. I would have never guessed. I was in both places this summer and Kato looked much more miserable so I guess I am biased
If they lose this bo3 BCG will be up against pua or nip. Good chances to qualify.
>3-9 T halfYup the GOAT has it in the bag.
>>2211955>Kato looked much more miserablewell it's a small coal and metal worker's town vs the capital city so :D
>1. BC.Game removed Inferno2. 3DMAX removed Mirage3. BC.Game picked Overpass4. 3DMAX picked Anubis5. BC.Game removed Ancient6. 3DMAX removed Nuke7. Dust2 was left overUhhhhhhhhhh
>>2211958>capital city wanted to call out the retardation but apparently krakow's official name is "royal capital city of krakow" so technically it is
>>2211959EZ4BCCumback starts now!
>>2211937he's got a lot of loyalty for a hired Pole
TOXIC SIMPLE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>1-15
>>2211975It's okay. He's their IGL.
>>2211971what did he do? I'm just tuning in now
>>2211975>ARE YOU READY>LET'S GO
>>2211975still 0.45 ratingapologize
niggas in bc so bad. the only good player is electronic. s0mple only looks good against shitters
is nicx descendant of rober e lee?
>>2211978He choked out one of the Portuguese
>>22119813.0 is such a meme
>>2211920he got drunk on alcohol fumes from s1mple and electronic
>>2211978think he was arguing with mutiris about swinging truck after a flash, right after round 15
>>2211985kills aren't everything anon
>>2211959>ban their best map>pick a map they're categorically dogshit atUnironically what was Mutiris thinking?
hold on, was there no analyst desk for aurora vs parivision? but why lol
>>2211989also s0mple died like a retard that round dry swinging divider when he could have had flash support from elec but he probably just nocomm'd and got a 1 & done on a guy doing util lineups cuz he thinks he da goat
>>2211995>whythe real reason why taz is in the mask
>>2211993inferno is a home map for 3DMAX while overpass was a soft permabanhe just chose to gamble instead of getting guaranteed raped
who asked for this nigga to be part of the panel? boring ass nigga, i doubt any nigga wants to listen to this bum. nigga owes his succes to kjaerbye, gla1ve and magisk who were 100% toggling
>>2212003all of them cheated with the nvidia abuse
>>2212003his danish accent is horrible, pimp and bubz were far more legiblethere's a saying that these guys speak with a potato in their mouths, dupreeh has at least 3
Man, I just can't shake this shitty feeling of parivision being another bookie team. I wish it was just a squad with a neutral tag instead.
can taz handle simple's meltdowns?
>>2212010Simple's yes but can he handle the simple+electronic bundle?
>>2212009it's alright in my bookPARIVISION sounds like a proper team instead of BETBOOM TEAM or BC.GAME or 1WIN which don't even tryalso they're accommodating towards the players with high iq management, so as far as Jame doesn't go "bet 5000 rubles and get a refund in freebet!" in post-match interviews idgaf
It's bcg vs pua/nip I guess.
>>2212017It's the "pari" part that irks me. And yeah, they're the most solid out of all the bookie teams that tend to just be full of paycheck stealers and walking gamba ads.
>>2212021>It's the "pari" part that irks mein harsh anti-gambling countries, PARIVISION go as PVISION (peevision) so... keep that pari around when you can...
s1sters, what's happening?!
>>2212022ME is pretty much the only region where they have to dance around those laws. BetBoom Team turns to BBTeamParivision becomes PVision etc. I just wish they'd drop it altogether. Rubs me the wrong way but a lot of other neutral teams technically have gamba ads on their jerseys nowadays so I don't even know what to make of it anymore.
drop mutiris now and get any other IGL in the top 30 that can speak english
HOLY SHIT SIMPLE
goatwoo would have won that
it's over
lol
I was assured that Anubis is T sided?
Was BC game really unable to afford a better core?
S1imple is becoming a tomato
>>2212043i read this as not even taz believing kek
>3 t rounds on anubiss1ss1es, i don't feel so good...
YEAH THAT'S GOOD
>hangover >fuming>sweating which one is it?
>>2212047Anubis is CT sided now
>>2212049all three
>>2212049Air quality
>>2212049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTJncWndUB8&list=RDaTJncWndUB8&start_radio=1
LOL
i miss thin s0mple
holy shit simple.zywoo bros..... I understand now.
aragorn today
This is Ukraine's best player btw. A mid Russian player like kyousuke is still better
s1mple bros... are we going to make it to overtime?
>>2212059why do amerisubhumans do this
>>2212042everyone denied them because nobody wants to play with alcotronic and s1s1
>>2212056he's not even #1 on his team lmao
Autodesk won
s0mple kek
Based s1mple throwing so that I can get my G2 kino sooner.
Aragorn more like Boromir
>>2212070>s.87mple
where is the nigga with the russian reaction?
mutirus with0ut snapt0p kekw
>>2212075too soon let him translate
>>2212075have some patience lil bro... the game just ended
i have a feeling goat2 vs lulquid will be a heater
>>2211605it's like how dexter made torshit miss his shots
>>2212087ultimate is one of the AWPers bad enough that PayPal could go on a rampage.
>>2212087G2 should win unless a Liquid player goes nuclear
i've slammed my desk and its never signed me out of steam or crashed my game why are techs so blatantly fake??? and why are they still allowed?????
>>2212094>unless a Liquid player goes nuclearThe whole team will, just wait
>>2212096exactly, what kind of dogshit desks and keyboards do they have over there
Could s1mple win a bonk cup?
>>2212099Obviously card board if Choko can punch a dent into them
this fucking ukro shitter kvem needs to be fucking kicked
>>2212021Yeah like the other anaon said, PARIVISION sounds like an actual team. Their logos and stuff are also pretty well made. Combine that with good management like they have now and you have a kino team.
I was assured that anubis was police sided…
it's been years since i cheered for a team that's actually consistently goodi hope pv can keep up their current performance
Classic pua losing a 2v1 to 1 hp dogshit igl and deathspiraling into elimination
>>2212110it depends on who sucks more...
colbros........
bbc vs nip it is
#LiquidIsHere
>NIP>Astralis>Fnatic>VPSo many once great teams are now just ghosts of their former selves. It's so fucking sad man...
>>2212124liquid should NOT be seeping out your ass
>>2212125Rosters can't stay the same.
>>2212125maybe if they had put any effort into long lasting infrastructure they wouldn't be a disaster
>>2212125All victims of retarded gming
Anyone watching the CoD major? Exceed is on his Yekindar arc
>>2212130Still don't get why Fnatic decided to overhaul their team when they were almost on the come up. Cypher was clearly a glue player, and BlameF was their best player. Why get rid of them both for no-names?
>>2212133cod so boring to watchcs so kino to watch
VLTIMATE DOUBTERS??
>>2212136cod SND (the de mode) is super boring, but the respawn modes are fun and adrenaline filled during close matchups.
GODTIMATE
>>2211979it's uphttps://old.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1qqdup0/mutiris_highlights_vs_3dmax_on_overpass/
jitu sissies status???
>>2212133what do they even play? s&d or cringe shit like domination or something?
SunPaypal is going down and is taking G2 with him
col losing to pistols LOLcol losing a 4v2 to pistols LMAO
imagine walk peeking to clear a rampwith two peoplejust fucking flash it lol
how come g2 never won a major?
6 rounds in for G2 vs liquid, and so many throws already
>>2212142NTA but i tuned in once recently and they were playing 2 or 3 different modes, i think one was s&d, other one was hardpoint and maybe kill confirmed? I dont remember
lmao how did lulquid lose that?
>>2212142Matches are 5 map series. Hardpoint, SND, Overload (new mode this year, its basically 1 flag CTF where the flag spawns in mid map and you have to deliver it to enemy base), Hardpoint, SND, in that order. Takes about an hour and half if the series goes the full 5 maps.Hardpoint is the best mode, its basically king of the hill with a rotating hill. The rotations are set and always the same for each map, so there is a strategic element of map control, manipulating spawns, and decision making in regards to deciding when to attempt breaking the current hill or setting up early for the next hill.
kino con flash
Russian reactions to PARIVISION vs Aurora:>fak kebab>The Great Russian heroes continue their divine path. And who doubted them? Piglets, come for inspection.>They drove through the turkish vegetables like a tractor>Everything's stable: kebabs can't play anything except Anubis. Pari are great, of course, but winning only 4 and 5 rounds on the most popular maps is definitely a failure.>Ivan Gogin has finally recovered from a 30-hour bad trip and returned to his default form, the result is appropriate>The difference is like night and day compared to yesterday's dust2, but on Anubis there's a complete lack of understanding of what to do on the map, it looks like a future abuse against Pari.Russian reactions to BC.Game vs 3DMAX:>Terrible gameplay and the form of casino ambassador and his minions. When making a deal with Satan, remember that you'll be disgraced like s0mple. I'm amused by the dramatic crosshair shakes and emotions from s0mple. But the guy has already made his choice (gaming and sports aren't a priority), and that's a good thing. Young players will have a great anti-case.>7 proud rounds in 2 maps. Nice>the easiest drop to the lower bracket for the greatest>Well, we've come across our first team with a more or less well-established teamplay - the results are clear to see.>Fart-smella, time to go home.>Now you can go to the bar>You can't win with liquid dogshit like these guys. My condolences, Aragorn.>Mentally weak, egoistical sniper. He was the best and now playing with the trash he owned with his eyes closed hurts his inflated ego, but he genuinely still believes he's the best. Either he needs to be given a God's blessing in the form of a contract in a tier-1 team, or he needs to retire. He will never climb from the bottom like Jame or JW.>One pistol round and this pig is already tilted, just disband you trash.>Sasha with peak pashaBiceps movement.
>>2212155>Piglets, come for inspection.HAHAHA TURK PIGLETS
>>2212155>The Great Russian heroes continue their divine pathaudible kek, everything is pretty much spot on
Malbs is throwing
>>2212155are these from telegram?
>>2212163cybersports ru and telegram
The tilt is in...
>>2212155>They drove through the turkish vegetables like a tractor
>>2212155>One pistol round and this pig is already tilted, just disband you trash.
>>2212155>>You can't win with liquid dogshit like these guys. My condolences, Aragorn.kek
Elige seems to be good everywhere but the mental game lmao. Nigga crumbles at the first sign of adversity.
>>2212153i wouldn't mind seeing a cs tournament where they have to play de_ cs_ and as_
>>2212182i don't know if there were even any as_ maps in csgo, let alone in cs2. the only as_ map i can name is oilrig
JITUUUUU
>>2212157lol what is this? ESL sketch or just their version of the saarladder humiliation ritual?
>>2212186Seems like their version of saarladder humiliation ritual
>>2212184i don't think there were. dz_ then lol
>>2212157
Best NA player btw
no way bc games beat nip tomorrow
liquid bros... i don't feel so good
EliGE already crumbling. It's over.
N0K0 WHO???
HUNTAH MY FRAGGING IGL GOAT
Holy
my nigga hunter...
Lmao holy shit how is that even possible?
INHUMAN REACTIONS
HEAD HUNTER
HUNTA
>>2212208Any round is losable with Liquid
Better than any Niko play in the last year
would g2 have an era with a good awper?
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3XBvG3G9iE
I just realized huNter won more tier1 trophies than niko in 2025. LOL!!!
>>2212220Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_D1s4nhh_slel
Lol this is way more entertaining than the Banks humiliation ritual
These just keep getting wilder
>>2212228Good on PUA to be down for the content after losing
>>2212220Imagine if they could get m0NESY
>>2212239huNtah just don't diddle m0NESY's pooper like NiKo does.
elige just running it down
>>2212220No, they're not that good
Nice map volvo
We got one of those once-in-a-tournament lifegames from ultimate
Thank god Krimbo left Big, he can still join a decent team
>>2212257so many npcs are talking shit as if naf being gone is the reason liquid aren't sucking and not the fact that certain players turned their monitors on temporarily, krimbo isn't better than him nor is any player on liquid
>>2212239m0NESY is washed now. The Falcoons bag ruined him.
>>2212264the problem is no one in the top 20 is really looking for a rifleri guess maybe -malbs +krimbo if malbs keeps sucking ass
Pistol GOAT huNtah
>>2212264>joins g2/faze/fnatic/nip/astralis/og
>>2212266hi keithdon't worry, you're safe
lol malbs
12 is all they get
>>2212277-arrozdoce + krimbo might be kinda heat ngl
>>2212277-broky +krimbo put karrigan back on the AWP
malds is so fucking bad
m0lbs...
I love Tec-9 rushes
>>2212224ESLkino always delivers
>>2212291>put karrigan back on the AWPSidegrade
-m0lbs +krimbo-sunpaypal +martinezsa
>>2212317>-m0lbs +krimboI don't want any muslims on my team
>>2212318he's a copt, retard
>>2212320>he's a coptI have yet to see a public statement on this from him and until then I will remain cautious.
Need liquid to win this because they will definitely lose to FUT
>>2212320>he's a coptbased #backtheblue
Lol huNter calling the Tour de Anubis
is nertz retarded?
kino mid push
is he right?
>>2212335broken clock is right twice a day
>>2212291karrigan is too old for twitch adderall awoing era
Fragging IGL huNter-
>>2212335Semmler is a fucking retard radio though
nertz not killing hunter there is a little dire
legacy have been terrible ever since they lost in that pgl final, thought they were gonna remain a consistent top 10 team after how good they played since austin till then, a real shame cause goatmau is so based
>>2212335I mean, he IS esports, so who am I to judge.
>>2212335>unc harps on about the good ol' days: episode 381
>>2212360good for futachads that they're still ranked decently high
>>2212370futagods stay winning
>>2211543Keep hating troon. Vitachads will rape p0rivision and f0ze in due time.
>roland from poland online all series long>everyone takes turns shitting their pantspoohy better call the game of his life or he's dead to me
el0ge
KEKAROOOOO KWABLIGE"NA goat" btw
heavygoat was ready for that
elegiggle
ok the guy yesterday was overreacting but this is actually strange, did he do something crazy in the game?
goatys
>KWABl0geoh nononononononono
Anubis is so shit to watch, bring back train
>payment received
hunter canon monstercock btw
>>2212390sybau and cope lulquid fan
>>2212405Confirmed 12 1/2 inched of meat
5 is all they get
>>2212405>>2212407he does have big meat aura t b h
>we totally fixed the map guys, here it is again!
>>2212335wonder what else was happening
ultimate: the goat polish awper
where are those two IDIOTS, those two absolute LOBOTOMITES who said matys was a "meh" pick-up? (no, i'm not letting it go)
uh oh, gpoobros
GOATTIMATE
VLTIMATE... i kneel
sawbros, we are getting exposed HARDwhat about our "tier-2 coach GOAT" status...
I've seen enough, -broky +ultimate
Roland has Pharaoh blood in him, that's why he gets a boost when playing on Anubis.
god i fucking hate sunfagys
>>2212433meanwhile krimbo is the worst in the server...
ultimate getting his buff from playing on home soil
>unironically losing to 2026 liquidholy KEK
what a superchoke
LULQUID
shitquid sisters??
It's 2026 and Liquid will still choke like this
>unironically losing to 2026 g2holy KEK
>>22122795-15
lol lmao even
G2 and Liquid are basically T2 teams now right?
>>2212438ultimate was a kingkrimbo was a slave
>nertz started throwingit's over liquidbros
>>2212467yeah
>>2212467liquid yes, for some time nowg2 not yet, they're borderline like aurora
Please not Shitquid, please don't lose to Shitquid anyone but Shitquid.
Tier-1:Vitality, FURIA, Spirit, MOUZ, Falcons, NAVICandidates for tier-1:PARIVISION, MongolZTier-1.5:FaZe, Aurora, Liquid, G2, 3DMAX, paiN, Astralis, HEROICCandidates for tier-1.5:FUT, NIP, M80, Gentle Mates, BC.Game, GamerLegion
gg someone break sungayus knees
KRIMBOT
okay kill krimbo now
>kick malbs
Oh my fucking God Liquid
murder these arabian freaks
godquid :(
JITUUUUU!!!
>>2212486you are 100% a navi fan, there's also a large enough difference between the last 4 teams listed in t1.5 to warrant a powergap but other than that seems fine
Thank you Malds-sama for saving this shitshow.
I BLAME KRIMBO
Kringebo selling this game
malbs... i APOLOGIZE and KNEEL
G2NIT
>>2212492>keep malbs
UNC STILL GOT IT
>>2212509zero cs knowledge post
Krimbo is such a low IQ fucking retard, and it clearly shows in-game too
naf would not have lost that game
>>2212512>keep malbs
>>2212509that's my fragging IGL
>>2212514krimbo solo lost the 12-11 (or maybe it was the 12-10) round by baiting
>>2212520zero cs knowledge post
you have to be an imbecile to defend that fat fuck with a dogshit nicknameand g2 are still stinky dogshit, imagine the introduction boss in any dark souls game and that's g2, a relatively easy tutorial team for anyone who wishes to brew in tier 1.5
goat igl blamef boutta win cct
>>2212524he's shit anon, one life game (not even a game, a map), against fucking liquid, doesn't excuse his play overall
>>2212529how much?
>>2212532zero, just rather unsatisfied with the performance of the tag I've supported since kennyS era that gets excused because hunter is humble or something
>>2212531zero cs knowledge post
>>2212535just like malbs, you're a bot
>>2212547post faceit
>>2212548https://www.faceit.com/en/players/malbsMd/that's the shitterhope this helps
>>2212531lmao you G2 fans are the biggest faggots imaginable, can't even appreciate a single good game of a player without screeching "-X" like autists. you deserve nothing but misery
>>2212552thank you for your concession
>>2212554please don't insult me by calling me a g2 fan>>2212556zero cs knowledge post
>>2212559Then what are you, a serb supporting hunter?
>>2212561no, i'm a malbs hater
>ZERO officials>10 interviews, 3 podcasts and fresh guess the elo slopdid 100 thieves sign those bums for youtube or something? are they even aware that you have to play the game?
it's uphttps://youtu.be/rFpdkC9fGMQ
Easy for Ninjas tomorrow, Soul Cairne and r1nkle will SCHOOL these two alcoholic dota bums
>>2212636shazam appearance
>>2212636what the hell, it's maelk
>>2212642apparently he's the 100t president
is that even a good thing...
>>2212672glazing to not get kicked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIpxfmtn9BQin na, even if you call the strat before freeze time starts, people will get it wrong
the thing that really bugs me about 100t is they could have easily had a full scandinavian with stavn, rez, or nilo, which would have probably been pretty cheap and would have drawn in a lot of racist fans like me, but they decided to go with some random portugeezermake it make sense
>>2212697scandinavian line-up*
>>2212554Stfu nigger the only head us G2ers are calling for is PayPal
>>2212701this he just aint it. malbs can maybe still recover his form but i don't think sunpaypal can
Holy shit. The new Team Spirit video just hit 150k views in less than 24 hours. Vitality's major vlog that was uploaded a month ago is struggling to break 110k views. Why does the most successful team have no fans? You would think they would get a lot of views from glory hunters but it doesn't seem to be the case. Is it a lack of personality and aura that causes this?
>>2212714What was even the point of getting him in the first place? Unless he was a package deal with sAw it's just retarded to sign him. Keeping hades would have been about the same without needing to pay Heroic a buyout.
>>2212717okay we get it, we already know no one likes vitality
>>2212718saw and sunpayus are friends or something
>>2212717Keep Vitality in your head, my friend.
>>2212195wtf is this, I would never agree to film some shit like this
>>2212733speaking as if you'd have a choice on whatever team you'd be on
>>2212335Machine, spunj, hugo mog
>>2212335Scrawny and Launders mog
>>2212740weak bait
>>22127411 (You) is all I ever asked for
>>2212742fuck you got me, fair play
>>2212717thanks for again proving Vitality is the patrician's choice
GOAT qualifies for stage 2 in 15 hours
How many for Faze on Saturday?
>>2212784the GOAT is already in stage 2
>>2212784He already qualified after exposing MAJ3R
>Performance optimizations for exploding chickens.based
>Community maps are now restricted to a smaller list of allowed console commands.sussy af they are definitely gonna get rid of the console soon
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii2W0pJlRoo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN IS THE PARIVISION JERSEY DROPPING?!?1!?!? HURRY THE FUCK UP DASTAN YOU LAZY PIG MY PATIENCE IS RUNNING THIN
its really weird to play valve death match and every match its many bots to the point it seems valve made botting legal wouldnt it be possible for eu to have some legislation about it, like you at least go to prison if you're caught doing it.
>>2211745I'm obviously biased because GO was my first CS game.And I will say aesthetically speaking, CSGO looks like garbage compared to CS2. CS2 also has a bunch of welcome changes like smoke breaks, volumetric smokes, dynamic lighting etc. But there are some things I liked in CSGO more - the gun sounds, the open skyboxes on maps like Inferno and most importantly the game feeling fluid. That fluidity seems to be missing from CS2 for whatever reason.
best teams of 2026:1. falcons2. vitality3. spirit4. parivision5. mouz6. furiairrelevant: navi, mongolz, g2, aurora, etc
NRG will begin NA's comeup
Everything wrong in s1mple's career can be traced back to Freakazoid. >Freakazoid beloved when s1mple went over to Liquid, was probably an idol to the impressionable s1mple>Freakazoid is actually a bully and cares too more about money and women and partying than CS>After getting bullied by Freakazoid, s1mple learns the wrong lesson and decides to be like him
>>2213046more like when he became a degenerate drinker and quit cs2
>>2213035From what we have seen, Parivision have been the best team.
>>221170040 years old and doesn't know what opmization means + seething about some clown with a fruity nigga tattooed on his body. get a grip, gramps. game feels like shit to play online
>>2213046he was a menace and a bully before, during and after that period lol. he knew that freak being roided and older that american audiences who have slave morality would take his side if he pulled the "why u booli mi?" card, and they did. freak even had to make a public apology, kwab. notice he's never pulled that shit with somebody on a cis team because those fans would just call him a pussy and laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqJ_bJasOlYHOLY SHIT /ourboy/ JUST PUT THE BRAZILIAN SHITTERS ON BLAST!
>>2213046everyone back then hated that toxic egocentric retard. freakazoid was the only unlucky one who got shitted on for telling s0mple to shut the fuck up while on stream.also you could tell that s0mple was under control just because he was forced to be like that due to being poor and friendless. once he got money and acquaintances he started drinking and fucking bitches when possible
Navi stickers are the best. Their slim form allows for kino.
MOUZCHOSEN HOW DID WE LOSE TO THE GOYIM CLAN?
>>2213114
>>2212850April for the new oneThe blue 2025 one is limited and won't be sold
>>2213085they were on blast last week, this week is esl
>>2213268Just shave it at this point. It's joever.
>>2213274
>>2213275I just don't like the idea of maintaining my hair too much which is why I like to keep it short and when it finally begins to recede I'll just shave that shit off.
I hope the goat wins today.
>>2213315He's playing tomorrow
>>2213320Today. In 4 and a half hours.
>>2213321amanek isn't that great to be called "the goat" even in lowercase, I think
>>2213319Backstabber.
>>2213319what a fucking scumbag remember, traitors get THE worst treatment...
Got this from my weekly drop, most luck I've ever had. Gaben is smiling down on me. Perhaps I'll even win some Premier games this week?
>>2213335ohhh helll nahhhhhhhhhh
>how does this guy have a job reeeee 3rd worst sniper in top 10, just kick him wtf!!!!!!>oh my søyence, that's a top 4 awper in the whole world, I can't name anyone not named m0nesy molodoy and zywoo better than him already ohhhhhhhhh
>>2213339no one ever said that, you schizoid freak
>>2213339Those w0nderful statistics are completely skewed by his good Budapest major. Let's take a look at his 2025 performance against good opposition.>>2213336I can feel your jealousy through the screen.
>>2213339>that's a top 4 awper
>>2213342>I can feel your jealousy through the screen.
>>2213341mauisnake and thorin said that multiple times already (not on twitter but irl meaning they aren't baiting for twitter checkmark paycheck)>>2213342>w0nderful statistics are skewed by the most important tournament of the season>have to filter to top 10 to finally drop below s0mple who plays ursa and nemesis>>2213343no one rates sh1to
>>2213343>israel population 10m>3 players in top 20
>>2213346we love our jewdaddies here
>>2213345>no one rates sh1toRate torzsi then. He's above wonderlul.
>>2213349weak scene merchant just like the rest of his teammeanwhile aryanful had to play with jLoser (daydreaming about filming another episode of kidslop like "1 cheater vs 10000 silver 1s" midgame) and now has to play with macacazze (low iq albanian)
>>2213346+HeavyGod who was robbed by NER0 that scheming rat>>2213345>>w0nderful statistics are skewed by the most important tournament of the seasonI'm not trying to say w0nderful is ass but he is a pretty mediocre AWPer. He's not the first one I'd kick from Navi, if I were them I'd look to sort out the iM guy first.
When are 100T starting to play btw?
>>2213355just 3 more podcasts and we'll sign up for some $1k latvian lan, chilldon't mind how nip and parivision moved, we'll be smart and abuse the system x)
>>2213356Okay but how about you do what BIG did at the start of the year? Started at ~#100 and after stomping 2 LANs full of shitters and are already #29 (above FryQuest btw)
>>2213359except 100Trannies will be exposed vs the likes of ASTRAL and OlyBet because they jerk off and film "guess the iq" instead of living in the bootcamp and grindingBIG already have all the experienced pieces, 100Trash have rookie IGL, rookie coach, shitty AWPer, just a rookie and some portuguese nobody
>>2213346you weren't there when denmark dominated cs?
>>2213361I forgot to add that if BIG manages to win their CCT semis and finals today they're already knocking on top 20 depending on how many points the prize money gives. And it hasn't even been a month.
>>2213364It wasn't Israel. Denmark (along with Sweden) used to be good at 1.6 so it's not surprising they eventually managed to transfer to GO.
>>2213367Actually nutty how far ahead Denmark was compared to anyone else during GO era.
>>2213368>Bosnia and Herzegovina>28 players>Niko and Hunter make up for ~96% of the earnings
This is very, very sad.
>better than zywoo btw
>>2213376I like how you can see when CS2 hits>>2213381Yes
>>221336873% of Estonia is ropz63% of Bosnia is NiKo58% of Norway is rainwhoa...
NRGGERS WW@
holy shit scrawny just destroyed thorin
>>2213424what did he say?
>>2213424never mind just seen it. nothing burger
>Old rich new
> But can you remember a single good joke? Any special introductions?This nigger is so delusional it's unreal.
is Th*rin fishing for clicks here again?
Just imagine Cologne finals, and out of the shadow realm walk out Thorin and Big RL saying something among the lines of "missed us yet?", and the crowd erupts in cheers... would be the best day of the year for sure
>>2213440yeah keep my name out ya mouth bitch :>
>>2213442zoomers don't even know who thorin is lol
>>2213444they do they just hate him cos he dogged on their fav player once>trips
its up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lZD0qmLarQ
>>2213446>Elige literally confirms that Thorin IS THE esports historian...
Good guys both won the first map
How long before this niggas are picked up by somebody else?
>>2213463These*
Isn't it weird that the best player in Tier2 is BlameF (49 years old) and not some 15 year old with 40,000 hours from Dumbfuckistan. Really makes you think.
BIG is raping Nemiga...
Sad to see Heroic raped, but they asked for it.
Snax is carrying
*does nothing*
smhw im always surpriced by how small xizt is
Kind of nuts this peaked at ~320k in December of TWO THOUSAND AND SEVEN.
>>2213505doesnt even include the xbox live player base which I think was fairly sized
Why do so many players use snus or whatever the fuck that nicotine pouch is?
>>2213442>the crowd erupts in cheers
>>2213512cos nicotine kicks fucking ass
>>2213512Not a lot of time to actually smoke, its "kewl" and everyone does it
>>2213515>>2213514Won't that shit give you mouth cancer?
>>2213517It fucks up your gums
>>2213517yeah but people are addicted to it and it can act as legal doping, It might make you perform better.although idk how effective it would be, none of that stuff does anything to me
>>2213517yeah but i saw a tweet that says it fends off dementia so its swings and roundabouts
>>2213505
>>2213528>>2213505
>>2213512cuz dey wanna be like tha GOAT
>>2213531
Mark my words: before the end of the day BIG will be top 20 again.
Okay those maps are nice
God this map veto music is so cool
>losing to fucking NiPThe absolute state of s0mple
nahhhh it's ova
well it's over, gg
ooooo s1mple bros i am positively creaming at the thought of us getting into the main stage
>>2213537no shame losing to GOAT igl snappi
>0-2>scoutwhy is he throwing
when will the humiliation stop, bcg bros?...
when will mutiris call something other than "all 5 go to X"
>>22135487 more games after this one
>>2213549Imagine how bad that must be going in praccs that he never calls that
hol up, we back
A SCOUT IS ALL WE NEED
I guess s1mple had the chance to join BIG but now gr1ks has the pleasure of being carried by blameF (real GOAT).
DAS MY GOAT
I THOUGHT N1GGA WAS THROWING I APOLOGIZE
ASTM F2413 EH-rated boots
>losing to r0nkle in the big 26
Where do they play these stage 1 matches? They always set up a similar looking studio, but surely they aren't renting the main venue for these extra days unnecessarily when there are no spectators? Is it like a hotel lobby?
>>2213528I'm surprised it has retained 4 digit players
>>2213570probably small hall of tauron arena
least shitty T half thus far from BCG
Could be worse, they could be playing overpass t-side again
NICE BLOCK CYKA
wtf was that lmfao
I made a new nickname for s1mpleZynmple
I recently noticed that the only people who are mad at snus are a bunch of low t s0ibois LoL
snus is literally vaping before vaping
>>2213591its probably because due to never having ingested nicotine they are vulnerable to dementia
I love that the new CS2 smokes can block the entire long corridor, it makes it so much easier to defend if you go solo long on a pug
>i drug myself because im a bum with dogshit reflex and low attention span. im cool btw
So the new NiP plan is to rush in and see how it goes
>this nigga is krazy
>>2213598anon you are showing signs of early on set dementia. PLEASE for you own health grab a cigarette or a zyn or even a vape
goatwoo hits that
SHOT THAT CHANGED AMERICA FOREVER
Smoking is good for (You)
>>2213605KEK
>>2213605AURA
spunj is doing his "ohohoho" thing a bit too much the past couple months, come on bro you knew that def was guaranteed no need to overreact to things that are a given
>>2213598you mad?
this s1mple guy is pretty crisp with the awp they should sign him on to a good teammaybe faze?
ALL IN THE GREENTHAT'S GOODKEEP IT UP
bcg's map pickr1nkle will school them on nuke
The Portuguese don't even look happy. They know they are going to be abused by pimple either way
>>2213611nicotine is the key to s1mples longevity
>>2213615they won't be abused, they will be benched for some international line up
Snappi threw this game on T side, it was more than winnable
i want freya to step on my balls
>>2213605subtick is such bullshit
Were these Portugese players known by the community? How did this bizarre roster come to be? Did they even want to play with each other
>>2213623>Were these Portugese players known by the community?It's the core of SAW
>>2213611>>2213617The only time he is not on nicotine is brief moment of taking pouch out and lighting a cig
>>2213623BCG bought SAW core to have high VRS rank and get invites to tournaments
>>2213605
>>2213627
>>2213627BREAKING: Grown Man Smokes Cigarettes - Homosexual Online Is Enraged
>>2213630kek
>saw core playing>they roll a snap tap skit oh nonononon
Even when the skits suck at first, they always seem to manage to bring them around.
>>2213623Mutiris is the best PT IGL and decently known, but Krazy and Aragorn were PT T2 that replaced arrozdoce (OG) and ewjerkz (NIP) after they left and tried international and came back to PT only.
>>2213631>>2213630kek
>>2213319i want this traitors head on a pike
>>2213319kekfuck f0ze
>1 month>100k viewsthere are more live viewers watching s1mple right now. vitasissies, all 12 of us are cooked....
>s0mpleKKKKKKK
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
goatwoo would never
>>2213651The faze vlog uploaded a week ago already surpassed it on views. Vitality has no fans KWAB!!!
THE LAST TIME HE WAS EVER SEEN
NiP is such a raped org nowadays . Can’t believe I was a fan at some point.
>>2213662NiP died when they kicked Fifflaren
zypoop would never hit that
thorin always betting against s1mple lul
and we really let some vitatrannies create a narrative that he's washed LOL!
>>2213662their modern legacy is based on transition period from 1.6 where the scene was very bad and having beta access to early CSGO, it's honestly not that great, performance wise. but they had memorable players and marked the early era of GO.
based shush
Should've really been 8-4 if not 9-3 but they threw a lot of rounds away. I don't think they can win on T.
>>2213671if their nuke T side is anything like the overpass T side they are beyond fucked
>>2213665brokie ahh bet
MAJ3R 24-3-7 119.0 ADR
>>2213679aint nobody watching that shit
>>2213684less washed than s0mple
The GOAT is getting raped...
s1mple tilted....
dude still didn't learn to not mald in a close game like he's still in a CIS stack
taz looking stressed as fuck as s1mple tilts at his team mates is pretty funny
>2 bad rounds and the real s0mple comes outlmao
the s1mple fears the woo
That's why he's the goat
>>2213695>losing on purpose so he doesn't have to face herculeswoo
>>2213699
just like they say; you lose some, you lose some
s1mple still better than literally every other player in the scene.
>>2213702>and the biggest boy award goes to...
HAROSH BLYAAAAAAAAAAAT
Mutiris what a fucking idiotic play, jesus
GODTRONIC
how the fuck did electronic get that second kill
>>2213711>FAGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
PAPATRONIC
this team is such a shitshow but it's so fvcking kino
>>2213705this aint a pretend to be a retard competition nigga
If they lose this they'll tilt
>>2213699aura can't win this one...
is he not washed?
HOLY SHIT S1MPLE BEAT FUCKIJNG NIP! THE NIPTHE NIP WHO WENT 87-0!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT HE'S THE FUCKING GOAAAAAAAAT
>>2213725being an IGL is a curse
>>2213725not when he's not IGLing
SOULLLLL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
UNCS DID IT
ez4thegoat
Bcg is shit but it's crazy so many people considered NiP to be favorites
through CS.... we can heal the world....
>how it started
NAHUY CHECKAT VENT DA? NAHUY NADO VSEGO TO TURNIK POHUY
>>2213731what? he didn't do anything
S1UUUUUUUUMPLE
>>2213738NiP did half-decent in the Major which led to everyone overrating them
>>2213741they don't know about the SAW pistols
Go Shr1mple woot
>le half clears azn vent
SOULLLLL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>all that just to get eliminated without winning a single series in stage 2
>>2213749>azn ventnever heard of this callout before
>>2213733
>>2213754The VRS points are the real win here, even if they go out last at the main stage.
>tune in to hatewatch s0mple>end up cheering for him this team is fun to watch, ngl
big words from Mutiris
GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
>#26>#20An honest day's work
I need Parivision vs. BC Game, Jame need to put down piglet zynmple
>>2213759Could you redpill me on VRS points?
r1nkle and cairne threw for s0mple
>>2213742>qué?
>>2213765Apparently mouz vs paravision is happening. Group B is a slaughterhouse
>>2213766Do you mean explain them to you or convince you they're good? I'll do both quickly.VRS points decide your ranking, your ranking determines your invites to events and most importantly the major. Theres a big equation that determines how many points you get per win but all you really need to know is that prize money earned and wins on LAN against higher ranked teams get you the most points.VRS is good because the best teams actually get the invites. Previously we had all these retarded partner leagues where a team like ence, who was like top 8 at the time wouldn't get invites to Blast and some ESL events because they werent a partner despite teams like EG and NiP, who at the time were AWFUL, would consistently get invites. Hope that helped anon.
>>2213773this right pic is hilarious and i saw it before in Kato graphics, Gambit won that "Katowice" fully online and celebrated the win in their gaming house, there was no trophy, stage, nothing. why even put it there.
SOVLLLLL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2213779because they made an online "katowice"? they wanted it to be katowice for some reason so it goes there.
>>2213782yes but the pic is fake as fuck
>>2213777Thank you sir desu
>pari vs navikinoooooooo
aleksi will humble jame
>pv vs navikinda kino
pari will wreck n0vi
>>2213792
>>2213792BBC gaming got some fucked up seedings.
>>2213789/ourboy/ makkaze will rape jame and the freaks he groomed into his team
>>2213739Do Ukrainians and Russians understand each other, kinda like Slovaks and Czechs?
-the poortuguese+degster+kacspersky+boombl4
>>2213800he is a cheater and Jame will humble indian cheater easily. After Navi, Parivision needs to beat Vitality and Faze to cap off this generational run.
>>2213802Only if the ukrainians are speaking russian, which is the usual in cs
>>2213802all Ukrainians understand and can speak Russian but Russians usually don't understand spoken Ukrainian, unless they actually studied it. Ukrainian is closer to Polish than to Russian.
>>2213800makakze ain't gonna do shit. gandalf an the hobbits will steamroll
>>2213802Ukrainian language was created by Lenin in 1917
I hate my life
>>2213805>>2213810We'll see about that
If navi lose to pari and bomb out of stage 2 they should consider switching up their roster
>>2213817they're either out of money or the market is really ridiculously expensive even for a tier 1 org like them. there is no other reason why they wouldn't already make changes in summer nor winter, except promoting a rookie for free.
I bot baited by the shiny AK into buying the passes even though i hate valve and their greed.I need a woman to punish me
>>2213820Didn't they just sell their academy? Must've made them something, plus I think their merch is still somewhat desired.
>>2213817>switching up their rostemore like switching up their pony collection...
>>2213820>the market is really ridiculously expensive even for a tier 1 orgThat's the one. Thank Falcons, BC.Game and the likes for inflating the market by spending millions on players that aren't worth that amount of money.
>>2213809>>2213802Ukrainians are exposed to Russian since kids, from the media and the generations who were only taught in Russian, at least like 10-15 years ago. I was born there but moved when I was a kid so I wasn't exposed that much, I do remember some Russian words but I can't understand well when someone is speaking it, and when I tried to comunicate with Russians in Ukrainian they couldn't understand anything.
>>2213828Do you understand Polish. Anon said its closer to Polish
>>2213821Does it cost more to just buy the AK on the market? Can you convert your time into profit if you were just gunna play anyway by getting stars then just selling the AK? If not, why not just buy it off market?
Damn the MP7 kinda busted rn frfr
niggas thinking b1ad3 (goat coach) will be defeated by dastan dogshit strat of rushing a every round
>>2213830I don't really have experiences comunicating in Polish, I can understand some when I read it though. The only cases I know of from family that traveled to and through Poland saying they didn't have problems comunicating.
Praying to the Old Gods to have s1mple humble zywho.
>>2213834I havent looked into it but the skin has heaps of different finishes, many that look awful. So good finishes in factory new or min wear will be profit, everything else will be cheap and look like shit
>>2213830everyone in the Russian language "sphere" so to speak, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, etc. knows standard CS callouts in Russian so in-game there is no problem in communication. even if you are from west UA and only speak Ukrainian IRL you would know the callouts in Russian, because they are omnipresent when you encounter Russian in pugs all the time.
It's called Pain Gaming because it's painful to watch
Are we watching the Liquid game on disccywisccy togefer?
we're so back it's not even funny
#HooxUp
hurry up and get to liquid losing
obviously everyone's surprised pr didn't get picked up during the winter break but i'm honestly more surprised about rez he's been playing at or above pr's level and has a decade more experience. i wonder if astralis approached him
Paciently waiting for Hooxi to get a frag
I want Hooxi to do well I really do, but how has this guy not been forced to team with nobodies and unestablished orgs like Jame, Simple, Dupreeh, etc.
please FUT; it's fucking Liquid
Wtf was that
liquid boutsta get RAPED by BIG FUTA COCK
>i'm waiting for a bigger team>immediate collapsea PR disaster
>krimbo finally figured out his future in cs is at stake
Hooxi is a bot lol, never peak RIGHT after a fake, no reason not to wait a second or two
hooxi......my gigachad :(
did bro just get caught cheating
Round starteddem0n killed siuhy with ak47 (headshot)Round starteddem0n + cmtry (assist) killed siuhy with ak47Round starteddem0n killed NertZ with ak47 (headshot)Navi niggas really let this guy go instead of promoting him with makazze, and left iM who is worse 2x mechanically. b1ad3 would make him into a Ukrainian Flamez. he even has the vibe factor as well.
>>2213910eliGe trying to inject
>>2213913>b1ad3 would make him into a Ukrainian FlamezNobody can be heavygod. Only heavygod can be heavygod.
Why
gah damn ultimate just got destroyed
Unlucky for ultimate to spend his lifegame on a loss
lolquid
>>2213935>8-7>lifegame
>>2213946he meant yesterday
liquid losing some unloseable rounds was funny
>>2213935Last time he lifegamed versus Mouz it also didn't matter
Liquid losing will never stop being funny
very perfomative "celebrations" from futai think they're doing it as psychological warfare like dumau
the future is now, bald man
Reminder NRG is already through to stage 2 while Liquid is one map away from elimination
>lost a 2v1 at 3-0>only 1 round win aftercertified dead team
To your right is Liquid's bestTo your left is FUT's worst
I dont want to do shit today but theres shit that needs to be done
FUTAbros where we @???
>>2213986throbbing
Pls liquid i bet 40 dollar on yoy
It's 2026 and ESL still cheaps out by having a B stream with a remote cast of nobodies. Not even fucking Starladder does that anymore.Hope the Saudis pulls the plug on this fucking budget TO finally
get dem0n'd
>>2213973Liquid has been NA only 1.5 years out of the last 4, just let it go mans
Damn Elige really does fall for every meme, look at his new viewmodel, god what a dork
ryu is mowing those freaks
Liquid's only in this situation because they gigachoked against G2 on Anubis
Ugh
FUTa gods would be called out for walling if that round was online
>>2214014>new viewmodelits the same doe
the B cast is so bad I'd rather watch ohnepixel over those subhumans casting from their mom's bedrooms
>>2214038yeah phy is fucking awful he's even worse than eternaljay and doug or whatever their names are
>>2214038i like phy's youtube videos but his casting sucks
>>2214038>>2214042>>2214043shut the fuck up
>>2214044kys faggot phy I'd kill you with one hand
>>2214044focus on casting the game phy
>>2214038phy has the most obnoxious yank accent ever
nertz seems so happy to have someone who doesn't look and act like a funeral attendee next to him
Liquidsisters?
They are walling dude report
the last time Liquid had an AWPer that could carry them was 2017 s1mple
>>2214074GAPED
>NA CS>LIQUID>NA CS>LIQUID
elige....
FUTA
*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP * TAKE THIS FUTA COCK*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP *
Seriously check their computers. Why was the ref even looking at one of their PC for 5 minutes. I bet he found zomething but covered it up
ez
I blame egyptian trash for fully throwing that anubisNever get this guy into a tier-1.5 team
>zywoo vs the goatIt's happenan
Nonononononononono.
>s0mple vs the goatkino
I love when everybody talks about s1mple and ZywOo being the goats when donk has all the records and doesn't awp abuse. Like can we be fr. donk is the goat
>>2214103just ignore that he was liquid's best player on 3 out of 6 maps, and had a 1.26 rating on another?
>THE GOAT vs THE FALSE GOATFUAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>2214113yeahnaf is liquid's best player on 6/6 maps and isn't low iq
>im better than zywoo>coin flipped into zywoo KARMIC DEBT
Pick six.
>>2214119>im better than zywoodid he actually say this recently or something?
>>2214118>naf is liquid's best playergrim
>>2214123nah, grim isn't playing for liquid
zywoo will humble s1mple
that woman can't do a coin toss, it's not even randomly seeded if it doesn't turn around and always ends up on the side it started as
Are they seriously starting EIGHT bo3s at the same time?
>>2214122Yes ish, not really, they did a meme video where he was asked to stay silent until he heard a name of someone who is better than he was at his peak, obv he didnt open his mouth until zywoo was mentioned but said zywoo is super close to his peak.
>>2214132Nvm. It's updated now.
>>2214132they gotta start running every match at the same time
>>2214121group a: furia*, spirit, parivision 2-1 over mongolz in lowergroup b: vitality*, mouz, falcons 2-0 over retirement clan in lowerplayoffs:mouz vs parivision = parivision in an extremely close game saved by zweih clutchspirit vs falcons = falcons, not closeparivision vs vitality = vitality, not closefalcons vs furia = furia, 2-1 but not close on either mapwinner: vitality 3-1
>FaZe vs 3DMAX and BCG vs Vitality at the same time
>>2214143its going to be hard hate watching both faze and bcg but ill manage
>>2214009>>2214038yea the guy isn't good at this and his casting partner couldn't speak more monotone if he tried, thought they got the memo from the last time they hired phy since he didn't get gigs for almost a year
>>2214147
Zywoo and s1mple last played in summer of 2023 when Navi international was formed, feels crazy that it was so long ago
can't wait for the GOAT to humble zywho
>>2214164they're in different groups moron
We will rob, rape and burn your little french dream to the ground you hear me, vitatrannies?
goat vs ex goat
give me freedom, give me firegive me portuguese bot lifegaming, or I retire
pointless arguing against s1ss1es since they will inevitably just blame the team (like s1ss1 himself) when they get btfo by the goat
>funny:navi exposing and raping PVastralis raping and tilting the balding manletvitality 13-0 s0mple at least in one map3dmid eliminating f0zenrg eliminating mouz>ion carthe rest
>>2214151Yes, i will dance on the graves of my enemies for my path is divine, my goals are holy and lead to salvation karrigan shall crumble and fall into the depths of mediocracys1mple / electronic will implode and cause destruction of yet another team
>>2214181 - they call this guy the most obnoxious retard in the special ed class
>>2214181faze has absolutely raped 3dmax every time they played but one
even if s1mple somehow outplays Zywoo the rest of Vitality will crush BCG by default
Slava Ukraine Fuck western traitors
At least bcg will get eliminated by a strong team and not some shitters
>>2214209they're playing Faze or 3dm in the lower bracket if they losethey already won VRS wise though, so i think it's whatever for them, just to not embarrass themselves is probably good enough
>>2214204Ukrainians hate BCG and s1mple https://x.com/petr1k_tv/status/2016559370453082258Both have been branded as ziggers and traitors of democratic and free Ukraine
>>2214185Too bad ZywOo fears THE GOAT and will piss his pants tomorrow. THE GOAT IGL is a lower bracket/0-2/1-2 merchant so he is fine.
>>2214167>posts a photo from a game which Zywoo woninteresting
zywoo always wins in the end, he's the boss of cs
hagbros...
>>2214222hagsex
>>2214222hunter eatin good tonight
>>2214222Why is she like this? Stupid erotic hag stop tempting me...
>>2214222oh my gawd...
>>2214222im lucky i already beat my meat to trannies today, otherwise i wouldnt survive
holy free vitality has such a free bracket
>>2214213these ukrainian niggas bring war and dictatorships and morals, and taxes and more irrelevant shit to cs lol. those niggas must be the most obnoxious nationality in CIS
>>2214222mid
>>2214236perks of being top seed and a bit of luck getting the fluking trash clan as "mid-high seed" of their side in place of actually mid-high seed like aurora, mongolz, mouztoo bad this stage doesn't count for the february vrs, parivision will be #1 ranked team in the world in case they win navi, that'd be fun to see given that february vrs is the home for 3 upcoming events
>>2214235based Mouz chad
>>2214222freya mogs her so hard it's pitiful to keep posting this slag
>>2214243the entire event needs to have ended for vrs to count in the official update.that's why gentle mates didn't make it into the major even though they won tons of points for winning vs vitality at epl.
>>2214255yeah I am aware, that's why I am saying it's a bit of a bummerstage 1 does count however, so I suppose bc.game are gonna stick around for some time
>>2214257man im retarded i didnt even read your full comment.well they will be #3 no matter how horribly they do in stage 2 so it's not too bad.
navi are so dei-coded that winning against them actually hurts you
>>2214222/ourqueen/
Why did Sjokz join CS so late? I would've gone pro just to make her mine, now it's just too late.
>>2214265Freezer of the year
Which pros do you think have slept with skojz. I heard a rumor donk got lucky after Katowice 2024. Do you think any other pros got lucly?
>>2214285there used to be a rumor that fnx fucked her
>>2214285she likes them young...
serious question, why is Niko considered the GOAT rifler? or at least he was until donk appeared.he was never the best player in the world and he had good teammates every year except 2021. and that year Zywoo won a tournament with even worse teammates, so he wasn't even #2. his MVP record is pretty unimpressive, he failed in so many grand finals, more than any other big player probably. literally the only thing he has going for him compared to others is longevity on the pro scene.if he doesn't do anything big with Falcons, and i mean really big, his career on the top scene will be a massive failure.i still respect him because he came from a no scene country and managed to grind solo to a top team with pure talent, but as a tier 1 competitor he's a fucking letdown of the century.
>>2214312because he was the best to ever do it on a rifle in an awp-dominant gamenext question
>>2214312because he was #1 ranked rifler like 5-6 years and like 10 top 10s, and top5 was dominated by awpers for almost a decade
>>2214009ESL still has the best vibe and UI. I think they easily put on the most enjoyable to watch productions.
>Put on dat new RL>Jame on the t shirtyou do the math /magoggoys/
>>2214312Your first line and the rest of the post are absolutely not related to each other in any capacity.And you could've answered this question very easily yourself: can you name 2 other riflers who can compete with NiKo in terms of achievements on a rifle? electroNic, GTR... Not nearly as close to him as dev1ce and ZywOo are to s1mple, meaning the answer is "he's the GOAT rifler because he's the best rifler of CS:GO."
>>2214331why he get a hair transplant before takin a hit of that ozempic
when s1mple switched to rifling in 2019 he was easily better than Niko, and Zywoo on rifle was also always better than Niko (this is even more evident in CS2), but he was main awp his whole career so he doesn't count or something.the GOAT rifler title was just a cope for Niko fans who really had nothing going for them so they had to come up with something to crown him with. he's literally the Andy Murray of CS.but with donk even this GOAT rifler meme is completely dead.
yes we get it you hate the guy, very original
>>2214354Okay, next time I'd appreciate if you posted>the GOAT rifler title was just a cope for Niko fans instead standalone, without a leading phony question into mostly filler fluff.
How may for the GOAT rifler tomorrow?
donk is already the goat rifler
>>2214222>deleted from her story alreadysuch a bad little slut
>>2214369said no one who watched cs before cs2
>>221437216 year old donk was better at csgo than n0k0 ever was
>>2214369many oldfags are saying this
I wanna see Faze vs Navi again. These 2 always deliver kino.
All CS players, including AWPers and IGLs, are also Riflers and should be considered when debating the GOAT Rifler. There is no such thing as a Rifler really, its the default gun. There is no such thing as an SMGer
>>22143741.19 in babylow tier-100kscerato numbers, it'd be so over for d2nk
>>2214386donk 100% lan winrate in csgo
>>2214384wrong, sanji, amanek, magixx, graviti and many others did/do most of their work with smgs
zywoo is the forever goat
>>2214384Stop pretending to be obtuse.Count IGLs in the GOAT rifler talk, sure, nobody is stopping you, but AWP is the default gun for AWPers.
>>2214384The CS community still hasn't noticed that snipers are rifles. They are clueless.
>>2214402They buy rifles pretty much as much as the AWP. The AWP aspect of being an AWPer is just a specialty. All players by default are riflers. And Zywoo and s1mple are better with rifles than niko
END OF THE ROAD FOR PARIVISIONA lot demos are available now and B1ad3 is going to anti-strat them instead of trying to play their own game. JAME, THAT PIG DASTAN AND HIS FACEIT FREAKS ARE FOOKED
>>2214408>They buy rifles pretty much as much as the AWPAnd riflers don't use the AWP as much as the rifles. That's the main distinction that separates AWPers on the most basic of levels.End of discussion.
>>2214411>loses to spirit 10 times in a row
I am not going to accuse anyone of cheating today.
>>2214411weak scene merchantas soon as other teams leveled up this guy was barely a gatekeeper of tier-1, quite the drop-off from "mini navi era" of 2024
>>2214222
>>2214222Dona mogs her
very important videohttps://youtu.be/8eSBblip_U0
>>2214222I've wanted to get mommied by this hag for 13 years now...
>>2214432>ohne gets to spunk on thisbros
>>2214490>ohne>womenoh no no no hahaha
Apparently Senzu got a pending ESIC ban on his head bruh
>>2214512according to who
>>2214432That obese piglet? I dunno
Niko and m0NESY: 100kKyosuky 30k Kyxsan 25kTeSeS: 5k and a bar of soap
Chinese m0NESY kino just dropped
>>2214530I hope Xi sends these people to labor camps
>>2214530Why would anyone willingly roleplay as that jobber kyxsan? Chinese niggas are so kwabbed man
>>2214512damn, I guess you can never run away from your past
>>2214512source or gtfo
>>2214523not surprising but that probably includes zonic and the fraud performance guy
>>2214432I would love to cuck nexa
>>2214523and then m0nesy is like ""high expectations hurt us"no shit nigga you aren't paid someone's yearly salary just to "go far" in playoffs
is he better than paypal?
>>2214576no all he's done is farm sa trash
Post predictions for the rest of this season. Heres mine:>s1mple will at some point blatantly say he wishes he was on FaZe >Mongolz will fall off>Senzu will not get picked up, probably because he was dropped due to something shady hes done>Astralis will be get to top 10 but will never quite get passed that, kinda like 3DMax last year>Liquid will continue to flounder>BIG will make a T1 play off>BC.Game will make a T1 play off>Paravision will win another T1 event
>>2214587na will win some mid pgl tier event like tyloo last year
>>2214587issue with senzu is that mongolz wants like $2m for him and he barely speaks english so who's gonna bother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBf7ETS0RSY&t=85shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBf7ETS0RSY&t=299shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZkvgWSC0U&t=81shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZkvgWSC0U&t=104shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZkvgWSC0U&t=268shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEZkvgWSC0U&t=298sif you know what and where to look at don't even dare to compare the GOAT rifler Nikola "NiKo" Kovac to this """""""""""""""""generational talent""""""""""""""""" ever again
>>2214595does loba call donk a cheater?
>>2214595>Loba reacts videoscome on man
>>2214588which NA team do you think? Liquid does not count. I could buy NRG winning though they looked decent stage 1
>>2214587good idea, imma do it with a clear head tomorrow morninglast year i had 4 predictions during the season that i was very convinced in, and 3 came true. 1) was that the unbeatable Imperial Fe will mentally collapse after accepting real tournament invites and that other fe teams will start to beat them regularly 2) was that Falcons with m0nesy will have peaked on the first tournament in Melbourne for the rest of the year (posted that after the final) 3) that zweih will fail in Spirit after he was signed 4) that zont1x won't be coming back (didn't come true)
How many for Faze tomorrow?
>>2214642faze loses 1-2. third map blowout.
>>2214642
>>2214664how many for vitality?
>>2214642in classic faze fashion they will make the fans suffer for this one 2-1
so100t
>>2212155>Young players will have a great anti-case.What does this mean?Also do Russians hate s0mple on account of him being Ukrainian?
>>2212267That's irrelevant, we need anyone but paypal.Even dogshit s0mple would do but he'll ruin the immaculate vibes of the team.
>>2212499NTA and I'm not a Navi fan but their showing at the major was really good, they stopped a Furia that was in red hot form and almost won against Faze who were on a roll.
Not this fuckass 6 team playoff format again
>>2214855>Also do Russians hate s0mple on account of him being Ukrainian?I never really see anyone like that. Could be a few hardcore vatniks who do, but in general, outside of politics, it's usually ukrainians seething about russians, not the other way around.
>>2215048GOAT will be decided today.
The lads are ready to btfo trannivision
>>2215075manlet spergs
>>2215075AVRA
what would happen if -kyxsan +aleksib?
>>2215081instant 5 majors
>>2215081nothing
>>2215081That experiment already happened in G2 amd it ended up with niko and aleksi beefing.
>>2215081igl changes are pretty boring in generaltheyre not there to defeat enemies with their skills, they're there to tard wrangle some star players and the coach/support staff who come up with the strats using chatgpt
if dis happens falcons finna win every event they attend for the next 2 years. no mo because niggas would get banned to not ruin the competition-zonic-kyxsan-midsuke-teses+b1ad3+aleksib+hunter+b1t
>>2215075We’re ready to kill these goblins
The thinking mans game
>>2214855>What does this mean?I read it like a "bad example" or "cautionary tale", the context implies he's an alcoholic layabout
oh no....
>>2214240i can't wait for you sheltered double digit IQs to realize that all this "irrelevant shit" will literally kill international competition in gaming and possibly online gaming as well. all of this is a product of hyper prosperous western civilization where nations cooperate, trade, create surplus and build shit instead of destroying it. all of that is over now. welcome back to history retard. and i know you will reply to this with some incredibly retarded quip/self-report that will just make you look like even bigger retard but that's fine. fire away. reality doesn't care about your ignorance and retardatrion.
>>2215139Man the pari jersey is truly the best. Since the gambling house already owns the team they don't need to plaster slop all over the shirt, the end result is a nice and clean kino jersey.
checking through navi's matches in 2025 and i only think they had two good wins the entire yearvs spirit at katowice (they lost to spirit later in playoffs)vs furia at starladder majorhow the fuck did they sneak in navi players in the top 20?
>>2215194DEIask anyone, nobody will say that iM deserves a spot in top 20 over HeavyGodner0 can cope and pull stats out of his ass all he wants but the eye test shows that the midget romanian is the problem most of the time
>>2215201and plenty of bad losses, eliminations to astralis (twice), m80, liquid
>>2213065>doesn't know what opmization meansIt means wasting time to make sure poor people get to play the game too. Why would I give a fuck about optimization when I can drive my 360hz monitor on a 4090 and 7800X3D just fine? It's all a generation behind hardware at this point. 3-4+ year old shit. What more optimization do you need? So you get 200FPS on your fucking Pentium 120? If all you fags went to flip some burgers instead of endless whining about le optimization you would be playing smooth CS in a month. But of course you will never do that because you are worthless, lazy and addicted to jerking off to hentai, eating trash food, vapes, doomscrolling and all kinds of homosexual addictions.
>>2214523it's literally all guesswork, they don't know what any of the 10 teams they listed actually pay just baiting for clicks
ESL d2nk propaganda is in full force, they are so desperate for views (like vitality is desperate for fans and cultural impact)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDL-tJPwYUI
G2 kino in 3 hours!
goat's gonna farm pooprora today
rough
Goonman lookin' ready
>>2215276saving pictures of teen boys on your computer and talking about masturbating again eh
>>2215282snipping tool + copy pasteu still saving pics unc? lmao bum ass
>>2215283check ur pictures > screenshots folder
>>2215271son of dosia?
>>2215285????????Anyone who is not a retard has the auto save setting off lmao nigga get off the thread ur shitting urself
>>2215282nothing wrong with that
>>2215283>snipping tool + copy pasteOnly works with extensions.
G2 kino in 1 hour!
Pari kino in 1 hour!
>>2215322>>2215323Both are correct
How many for zywoo today?
>>22153312 rounds across 2 maps
>>2215335...without a multikill
Ain't no way these ESL niggers put the G2 game on the B stream again. Next time I'm in Köln I will be shitting in their mail box to protest this injustice.
>>2215338Jame is more important
>>2215338Other game on TV and other on laptop hell yeah!
>>2215341Delulu. Unless I see moses and dinko when I open that stream there will be dire consequences for ESL.
>>2215343people care less about Goy2
>>2215338Literally no one gives a shit about G2 after -NiKo -m0NESY
>>2215347I do. It's not about the players, it's about the badge.
>noko watching tennis while setting up computerwhat a loser retard
BROKY SATURDAY
Virtus pro set to drop their entire roster and sign a new one from top 18 vrs
>>2215211So 40 or 14? seething at things you imagined little guy
>>2215373WELCOME B8
zweih gonna beat the shit out of navi
Why are there so many random portugese players on international rosters, almost none of them are good
>>2215349loyalty to brands is the highest virtue of the domesticated goy-hog
>>2215354kek malding bitch
B1AD3 MASTERCLASS INCOMING
Jame...rape these davos globalist freaks
>>2215381i've been asking the same about pooland. at least it doesn't seem like the portuguese player is cancerous. wherever the poolack goes it invites more until it kills the host
Damn, pari just got raped
hunter goat
controlez kicked?
>>2215390unironically Indians are pretty good with nicknames lol
>>2215387I have been saying this aswell
bl0de actually useful for once?
Oh no no no trannyvision sisters
END OF THE ROAD FOR TRANNIVISION B1AD3 STRATS REMAIN UNDEFEATED
If the radar cheater wins there is no justice in Counter Strike
>>2215400whom?
>>2215401It's well known makazze and his old team radarhacked and matchfixed in tier 2. Zweih called him out on it.
Remember when mongolz were top5 and losing in the semis was seen as disappointing for them
Paribros...
>>2215406...we're back!
Comeback starts now.
>>2215403Every player east of NATO is a radarhacker until proven innocent
>>2215405no one sane ever had them top 3, 4 at best
>>2215354the old man won, stay mad
>>2215414>just to get stomped in the finals like n0k0pottery
-belchonokk+donk
>hunter top 1 form>djoko beating the roided freak in a couple of hoursfeels good serbian and kosovian bros
>>2215382Cmon man no need to be so disingenuous. Choosing a team and rooting for them through the highs and the lows is fun.
navibros...
took jame 5 rounds to figure out that fruit blaids
The Faze vs Vitality number posters are gonna be feasting in a couple hours
Why did wonderful cut his hair?? he was so cute..
GOAT type shit
>>2215425probably because of weird freaks such as yourself....
snaxbros.... I just realized we lost to hooxi, and preformed very badly IGLing but also as an individual....
imagine if falcons had this
>>2215429bad igl that frags sometimes? kyxsan is already there
>>2215429Please no. Don't let them ruin him as well.
LETS GO NAVI*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*LETS GO NAVI *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
Ukrainesisters are we rooting for Navi or s1mple when they inevitably meet in the finals
Is dust 2 police sided?
So did G2 spend their break in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber?
>>2215440mongolz just suck + hunter
>>2215419if the team has some sort of continuity (roster) or external identity sure. I was there for finnish ence but once the roster starts looking like a soviet train station I'm not cheering just to cheer.
>>2215444>if the team has some sort of continuity (roster)I got my nigga huNta- (GOAT fragging IGL)
>>2215448PAYPAL LE BAD
>>2215448sheesh mzinbros
>>2215450sunpayus single 1v1 gives him 1.5x as much swing as hunter who has all better stats and multiple entries/double entries kek
based bobi tell that bitch what to do
WHERE'S JL
>>2215456has been, never was
Jame is trying random shit just to try it in an official on these ukranian dorks heads KEK
>next is anubisit's over
>>2215456heh......my boy jlingz........just needs more time in korea
Zweih was the problem. Hally was always right.
what a shitty haircut on wonderful he looks completely different
>>2215471my boy has no confidence, no swagger, and no aura. he gets that? Hes a star
n0vi is choking just like how they choked badly vs f0ze at saarladder
>>2215474he looks like he isn't a fag
>>2215474faggot>>2215476ok sweetie but how many viewers?
>>2215474He's wiggermaxxed
Paribros..........................
uh oh stinky
Back to the salt mines Jame, this is where dragons duel.
i bet there are niggers here who think Fraudvision had a chance
holyhttps://old.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1qs2ffg/shoutout_to_the_zywoo_glowup/
natus romani kwabbed fraudstan and lame
Thank you Navi for bringing all these new Pari fans back to reality.
>>2215490>still fat>just has a different haircutIs this bait?
This... is the turning point in the war against russia
JAME EXPOSED VP MANAGEMENT WAS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>2215490All he did was cover up his double chin with a horrendous neck beard?
>>2215494Im still disappointed literally no one brought a gun to some tournament that invited war criminal nationers in and shot them and the tourney organizer
Kino bit
>>2215450>>2215450
>anubis nextend of the road for faggotvision
>>2215496This next roster VP buys will be the one for sure this time
>>2215490he just needs to stop smiling
f0ze will lose to 3dmax btw
FAWKIN NOOBS
>>2215503its weird how evolution created people who look awful but only when they're smilinglike that one hltv guyits like they're cursed
What will your reaction be when f0ze loose to 3dmax? for me, I will drink a wine
>>2215508you can start drinking now
>>2215498you want somebody to crashout and kill one of the few remaining americans who make it to lan??? what did my boy n1tro ever do to you?
>>2215508I will have already started drinking before then but I will cheer irl and ramp up the f0ze posting :^)
>>2215508>mfw
>>2215510NRG dominance has created many enemies
>>2215450this but inironically, thougheverbeit
Time to die Jame
>>2215498Like instead of someboddy yelling NIGGER while apEX sets down the trophy in Cologne you want donk to get domed live during the walk in? Would be kino ngl.
Trannyvision trannies so buck broken by navi they shifted talking about faze. Truly buck broken.
>>2215517forced
i’ve seen enough give zweih back to hally
>parivision last event win: last week>faze last event win: uhhh.... idk lemme check google
Is anubis police sided?
They cloned b1t and put it to awp huh
>>2215521kek f0zetrannies absolutely BTFO
MongolZ are getting raped
>>2215521April 14th 2024. These FaZe guys are absolutely starving.
>>2215524NO, never ever ever will anubis be anything but t-side win every round unless u are retarded map simulator
Hally bros how are we feeling now? People called us retards for the Zweight move….
>>2215529>>2215521oh nonononon f0zesisters how do we fix this? maybe b0tkyg0d will go MVP mode and finally get us a win after all this time
>>2215534Sorry but the hotel has no vegan breakfast options. Twistzz will thus ghost the event. Better luck next time F0Zetards.
>>2215532>le bodyshot man and fatranny back in as IGLhally literally the goat man how does he do it
zweight redeemed
>>2215532hally is a confirmed camera bug abuser by the wayno respect for that rat no matter what he does
WoW! Natus Trannycere trannies are having a field day itt.
>>2215541xhe has to take xer wins where it/them can get them
>>2215528tbH thanks to PARI's sudden rise people are now ignoring how fraud that team is
I'M SORRY ZWEIGHTI SHOULDNT HAVE DOUBTED YOU
>>2215544I just don't want to listen to phy, so parivision game it is
I kind of feel bad for aleksib, i dont think ive ever seen him happy outside of exclusively finnish teams, but he is also quite an asshole
Can you guys be normal for once
>>2215532>People called us retards for the Zweight movejoining or leaving?
>>2215554Both
anubis is a Tsided map
Bad look for navi. This was supposed to be their rape map.
JITUUUU
That was a cool round
Parisisters... We only got 6 Anubis T rounds....
kinovizion
GODPAYUS
>>2215571I kneel ...
>>2215571he should join liquid
are navxisters so mad because their biggest achievements last year are the biggest choke in cs2 history and a lan not even legible for an mvp or a trophy on the page?
>>2215573Shitquid doesn't deserve an AWP of his caliber.
>>2215571haters btfo
>>2215571wait he's missing easy AWP shots and still 1.46
G2 should beat FUT pretty easily tomorrow. Free playoffs for G2 bros :D>>2215578Roundswing is a pretty fraudulent metric.
pari is struggling desu
Hello, my name is Ramesses the Great and I am the pharaoh of Egypt who lives in palace on Anubis. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. He told me his name was "Jame" and he was "saving." Can someone tell me what this means?
>>2215572it's rude to change your posture to get at eye level with a "grown" man
HOLY CLEAN UP
What is going to happen to navi after Anubis:
HOLY ALEKSI CLUTCH
jame... missed?
>>2215604miss 1 kill 2 next round
It's time to finally admit it: SPUNJ and Machine fell off hard.
s0mple ALREADY COPING
>>2215610zywoo playing dirty before the match
>>2215610mossad working overtime
>>2215610how did it just explodewhat a loser this guy is
>>2215615>how did it just explodewestoid spotted lol
uhhhhhhhh imuh?
what the fucking retard
>>2215617>>2215615compote doesnt just explode overnight tho
not many people know but iM was actually "iMretarded" before hltv forced him to change it
>tune in>NAVI vs PARI in OT>zweih is shooting someone's corpse in the replayDamn, I missed some good shit didn't I?
thats a signal to kick aleksib
What a throw lol
these tks? fixed as fuck
throwing retardshope dastan beats them
>OT2>nota 7-19That's insane.
save zweih
The squirrel flank through smoke is timed to perfection
BELCHADNOKK
What a sweaty game, you can see how navi players are frustrated as fuck.Jame is literally casting debuffs on them
basedonokk
Pray for iM's butthole.
>>2215486>>2215492>>2215496>>2215501>>2215517navivros, little squirrel just raped us
>gives navi first map out of kindness>extends anubis and gives us a third mapJame providing us with nonstop kino
I dont get how belchanok got that double kill in A main. He walked out of smoke in a straight line into 2 guys looking at him haha.
>>2215649navi are pure shit bro
Someone needs to webm that clip of Elige screaming at the camera, is this skit on youtube
FUTa might add Furia to their list of scalps
FUTa (((chads))) never lose
i wonder what that picture has to do with your post. but im glad you are helping us reach the img bump limit, i hate using this f0zetard thread
>furia
>it's a stage 1 teams are on fire episode
>>2215661you are the f0zetard making every thread into a f0zetard thread thoughbeit. if it weren't for you there'd be that one batmannigan.jpg picture posted and somebody calling midky shit per thread, max.
>>2214329>best vibeI only like their side content>best UIit's almost a decade long and ESL hasn't innovated since. It's a typical German company that's a decade behind their competition
>>2214222Aragorn eatin good tonight>>2214253this britbong bitch is 10 years young yet looks older. britbong genetics
just one more russian kid, fraudden
FUTAGODS.. I rather not kneel
>>2215075kek iM is shorter than coldzera (1.65m) how fucking short isaleksibob
>zweih kills makakazze and goes shoot his body>runs out of USP ammo>picks up his dualies and keeps shootingKek this is so good.
>>2215139is makazze the ugliest son of a bitch this game has ever seen? analbanians are so dysgenic
another "pro" who dies walking with knife out
>>2215678I think he has a kind heart
i hate every nigger shift walking with a knife
>>2215610new excuse unlocked, this time before the game even started
is there even a point for people from western countries to go pro on CS? working a normal job will pay more in 99% of the case (1% is playing in a tier 1 team, and only in the case of falcons/vita/g2 etc players will it be profitable long term)Like, imagine someone from Switzerland or Norway playing fucking CS to pay the bills. He'd need to make atleast 5-6k for it to even be remotely worth it
Surely Navi won't choke..
CAM ON PARI
playing cs is more fun
They are in the jungle with the monkey style master...Jamebros not like this...
>>2215681$1000 fine for every second spent doing this would be merciful
*solves Jame*
lol the b1ad3 cam
>>2215685This presumes that kids aren't already playing and in the pro scene before they are even out of highschool these days, lol. there's just no talent coming from some regions and it can be easily explained by wider demographics. some jobber in a top 50 team probably makes more/as much as the median income in most western countries.
Lamebros......................................
B1ad3 already figured Jame out. It over for us zisters...
Z bros...
honestly pari solved it self, kids crumbled under pressure
kamikazze
https://www.hltv.org/news/43772/huNter- top 1 hltv 2026 confirmed. Pack it up d2nk and ZywHo, you stand no chance.
>>2215696CPH Flames' players were making like 2k euros per month when they made their major runs. That's below average in Denmark. The only ones who were making more than that were the Astralis players (duh), karrigan, blameF, k0nfig and Snappi. Even Heroic didn't pay their players that much until they got their new owners and the danish players left not that much later anyways
What did this albanian shithead just say?
thanks for saving the tier 1 cs scene b1ad3no tier 3 dosghit emo retards like zweight are allowed here
>>2215704Fucked up the linkhttps://www.hltv.org/news/43772/hunter-i-dont-expect-to-have-130-ratings-all-of-a-sudden-but-i-want-just-a-bit-more-consistency
#falconsarehere
Games were fun, happy Navi won, and very cool to see Jame do some outside the box plays too.
>>2215705So there were good danish players playing for pennies, but we don't have them anymore because it pays pennies? People used to pretty much not get paid at all to play. There has never been higher monetary incentive to become a pro cs player than there is now.
Furia is getting they ass beat
>>2215685no, that's why you got about 10000 times more eastern europeans going all in on it as a career nowadays since it's sustainable even if they end up in a t3 org. you'd need substantially more than 5-6k by the way, since you're gonna be retired by 30 in all likelihood with no qualifications, you need to have made enough to last your entire lifetime with safe investments pretty much
These FUT kids are pretty legit
Furbussy belongs to FUTa chads
Can't wait for international Astralis to BTFO Spirit somehow.
>already balding grim
>>2215508f0ze are so pathetic I don't even think about them anymore
>>2215517I remember a couple of f0zetrannies said they also supported p0rivision?
Isn't FUT just Navi academy + 1 random. Navi could have had their pick but instead chose to keep iM...
#HOOXIISHERE
>>2215731>said they also supported p0rivision?Just cope to get a taste of 'their' team winning a trophy. F0Zeniggers are starved of success.
>>2215521this kills the f0zetranny
>>2215668cope f0zetranny you've been posting and defending your fellow f0zetards nonstop
What if s1mple defeats the wOo today? Doesn't that shut the door on the goat debate once and for all?
>>2215742for me personally yeah, but considering kompost excuses i dont think its happening
>>2215742s1mplefags wish it was that easy
>>2215669>it's almost a decade long and ESL hasn't innovated sinceWhy is it a problem if its the best? The other ones are too distracting, the ESL one is clean.
>heard you was talking shit fatty
>>2215749nice tits brownoid
jesus Hooxi how do you lose thatit should have been 4:0
>>2215744>kompost excusesWhat?
>>2215750zweight's are bigger
>>2215749Indian or Albanian?
>>2215752kompost exploded all over s1mple
>>2215685the same things were true 10 years ago and the scene was full of scandis and frenchthis is cope
>>2215749>lets zweight mag dump his body constantly>mental completely unaffected, probably had the opposite effect on zweight>winsmakazze-sama I kneel...
>>2215756He made a mess at breakfast? What are you talking about?
>>2215758Probably a graduate of iM's school of stoic gigachadness.>>2215754Cope fatty, we here at the 'gog love monkey-style Makazze.
>>2215610>>2215761
>>2215717the best players in the world were scandinavian and polish for 1.5 decades at a time where it was mostly considered a hobby played for bragging rights, it's now a very lucrative job for those at the very top regardless of where you live but only a viable path at lower tiers if you live in a country with low costs of living
>>2215754>Indian or Albanian?Even worse: a gypsy
>>2215763This sounds like a made up story to farm twitter clicks desu
Zoomers are all hitting hard
>>2215742Zero chance the ex-SAW shitters beat Vitality, even if s1mple wins the H2H with zywoo
Almost forgot to hatewatch p00ria.....Frauds are getting raped right now
agent zon1x... it's over
>>2215744>>2215746>>2215771Where does all this delusion come from? S0mple is nowhere near the Woo, not to mention the fact that Vitality is a million times better than BBCgaming.
as a hatewatcher i was saddened by pari lose but then i saw furia getting raped and my mood immediately improved
molodoy hype disappearing as fast a fart in the wind
How is the #2 team last year losing to a bunch of zoomzooms
i just tuned inbruh what is zontix doing
>>2215776what a noob, i can't believe Spirit management actually thought "we need someone on mezii's level as anchor, let's bring back zont1x from the bench". kek
>>2215783zelensky has his family hostage still
>>2215772>>2215778>>2215779>>2215781p00ria are more dependent on mel0dy than sp0r0t are dependent on d0nkand mel0dy's choke at the major has buckbroken him, p00ria is done for and br0zil fades out to irrelevancy
>>2215669>>2215748they did innovate, they perfected their hud at last ewc then decided to never, ever use it again, 10 cams visible at all times with them greyscreening on death was genius I dunno why they aren't doing it in every tournament
z0nt0x
what happened to FURIA????
bros, I don't think Furia guys will be able to walk away after this loss...
>>2215777stupid israeli shartalitybot can't even read a 4chan post correctlyi really wish the entire nation of france was consumed by hellfire
i think even sunpaypal is better than this fraud molodoy. fucking egocentric kid either lifegames or disappear, no in between, no consistency with that niggaat least kscerato plays decent when he ghost but this nigga is just too much of a shitter
lmaoing @ all mel0dy, f0llen, y0kindar (especially that 1 retard who crafted an AK with his stickers), y00rih, kescer0t0 and p00ria fans and all m0nkeys
>>2215797>(especially that 1 retard who crafted an AK with his stickers)are you fucking serious right now, shut the fuck up faggot
>>2215794Enough seething mudslime
I don't think he is a good IGL desu
>>2215800Seriously man how pathetic do you have to be to be a fucking y0kindar fan of all players? Like what do you see in him?
Maybe Liquid shouldn't feel too bad they got BTFO by FUT
>>2215802I'm white and atheist I'm sorry to break your delusion mr goldenstein
KWABIAMALOGOYKEKINDARHAIR FALLENREKT
>>2215805>Like what do you see in him?He's from my country, you retarded raped fag
oof
>>2215579Arena god SunPayus 'bout to be eatin' good in Krakow
STAEHRGOD
>>2215673
>>2215792drug tolerance
>>2215810How? Your favorite player just got raped and gaped bozo.https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389637/furia-vs-fut-iem-krakw-2026
>>2215812Z0NT10X
>>2215808You're not white abdul.
The fat tranny is so retarded he can't even call 'donk go kill'. Get Chopper back asap!
>>2215818Don't care about some random bo3, he revived his career after getting killed by amerikkan freaks from kwabquid, got a 15th place at hltv and at least won some tournaments
>>2215681why tho
>>2215823zip it up after you're done
>>2215820I am, I can post my hand if you want, I'm sure you'd like that since you love looking at other men
>>2215826I will rape you
Chudman does NOT look happy.
>>2215827Homosexuality is a hallmark of Islam, jizzmail. Keep your gay shit to yourself.
zont1x 3k based
>>2215825Barely any difference in speed but niggers get caught with knifes out all the time, that specific post was about xeilo getting caught on ancient.
>>2215830I knew you were afraid to get BTFO KEK typical fr*nchman
>>2215777s1mple has a higher peak in individual skill
>>2215834But why would you hate the French though they're basically your camel humping brethren at this point.
mp7 chads get in here
I thought Spirit dropped magixx. Why did they bring xim back?
>>2215837Because I'm not a mudslime? And everyone hates the fr*nch and, by extension, everyone hates you, including your mom - she told me so last night
>>2215840well who else would igl
>>2215841You need to be at least 18 to post here.
sh0ro is such a lucky fucking piece of shit
why is no team picking up this nigga?
>play CT>win
>>2215805I'm not a furia fan, but who do we have your permission to like? I only ever you see hate on everyone
>>2215847Reputed to have a shitty attitude on a team and being from Dagestan isn't great for visas
>>2215850You don't know me lilbro.
why is donk awping? isn't he aware there is a rating penalty with awp kills?
zont1x our strongest LNR chudmann
>>2215853>AbdulkhalikIt's a wonder he got any visas at all with that name
>>2215850>candidly asking a troll for stuff
>>2215865>>2215828
>>2215847lets go down the hltv top 20 team list>vita furia falcons pv navi (flag) spirit mongolz 3dmax aurora pua (flag) pain b8 (flag) legacyall out of the question>f0zeb0tky is like a roach, he just won't stay down>g2 probably his ideal, but saw is married to sunpayus>heroic/glhis only hope to not stay teamless MAYBE m80 if they get rid of shitxz whos only accomplishment is farming na for stats so he doesn't look like a fraud
>>2215764I'm sure you could write a thesis on the socioeconomic and demographic trends of pro cs talent, I'm just saying that being reductive about it and saying "uh there's like, no money in it for a westerner" is reductive and is less true now than it was when westerners were even more prolific in the scene. Your argument is all over the place. Scandinavians (and french) have been on top up until recently and arguably still are with zywoo and apex. The most dominant country in CS for a few years was Denmark and there were talent ranging from paid nothing to the guys in North who were paid above their worth and Astralis who were some of the best paid ever. The reason for denmark falling off in CS isn't from kids being economically prudent, it's just that there's literally less kids being born year on year, and that compounds into a rapidly shrinking talent pool.
>>2215853What's Dagestan's deal with visas? People always bring that up, but isn't it just a part of Russia, and the normal obstacles with Russians getting visas the same with Dagestanis?
>>2215847he would be perfect for B8 if only he wasn't russian. but their coach is russian so maybe it's possible
Staehr please just start spinning, win this shit please.
>>2215870he's just making shit up, just like the first part of his post about "being a shitty teammate". degster got visas with Falcons and he played in USA, Portugal and Denmark with them. he had visa problems only in 2024.
>>2215868Liquid and other NA teams could use himBrazilian teams too, if they want to change to Englishand there's VP as well, although players openly don't want to join that orgI think it's just stupid that Liquid/Faze don't give him at least a chance. They can always go back to broky/ultimate if it doesn't work out, those two aren't going anywhere lmao
>>2215859donk is always awping when he is tilted
>>2215883i discount liquid because they will never do anything intelligent like cut siuhtty or ultiflop
>>2215872he heard you lmao
>sh0ro
>mfw
why the fuck hally touches them with his fingeri would not let that freak near me
donk is finished kek
GIGACHAD HOOXI
>>2215891true that, ultimate is gonna retire in Liquid's jersey
>>2215892My fucking nigga deserves some wins.
>>2215865forcing obnoxious trolls to introspect is the most effective way of shaming them
>loves y0kindar>calls me a troll30 iq general istg
he is trooning out isnt he
if a pro forgets to charge his mouse the game should simply go on and he'll be afk in spawn until it charges. fucking brainlets
wired bros...we are so back
we should rape and kill donk
buying wired mouse right fucking now
The wire gave him power...
big respect to astralis for the timeout
>>2215917soon, niko, soon...
wire is always better
Always wondered wired mouses would have faster inputs
the hooxshit effect
>hooxi still has a job in cs
My king Mag1xx showing astral0ss their rightful place
>>2215924No because the radio waves of the wireless mice travel faster than the electricity through copper wire
>>2215927My wife Kita
WAIT WHY DO THEY HAVE JLOSER HERE?
>>2215932For a Reddit tea party
Damn, Jame almost had it. Really needed that dust2. That wasn't bad. I thought they were gonna lose harder.
>>2215906*she
>>2215924>wired blue>wireless whitethey generally do but wireless mice got good enough for that difference to either not exist or be so small it doesnt matter for most people, it also depends on the mouse it self
Fazebros it's time
My zisters, why are we struggling against astralis of all teams?We ain't taking overpass, how's our nuke?
Is br0ky's hair already going gray lmao
>>2215947>how's our nuke?Non-functional. Mobik sold the uranium :(
>>2215924i think its the same speed or the cable is faster. but pros still use wireless because they have been brainwashed to think less weight is better
>>2215947spirit got a great ct side, easy overpass win
>>2215951heh
>>2215951What about the other nuke?
>>2215955Fatty got hungry and ate the strat papers
start the fucking faze match damn
what mice and mouse grip do you guys have?for me? pulsar x2 mini and fingertippy
Let's go boys FaZe Up!
PHZYTUBE
niko bros why didnt he choke...
It's not looking good for FaZe...
today im french#DevilNeverDies
lol why is 3dmax playing with an mp5?
>>2215977dw, twistzz hasn't toggled yet
>>2215987new meta
I've seen enough of Spirit, kassad was right again
Nice retake boyzFaze up
>>2215990what did kassad say?
We HooXing
>>2215992Spirit won't win shit
>>2215991>see this>wtf Faze winning?>check stream>Faze is losingI don't know what I was expecting.
magixx being a obese fucking rat hiding behind barrels on b will make me hard check them every time
based barrel play
>>2215999>magixx being a obese fucking rat hiding behind barrels on b will make me hardbit gay now, innit?
>>2216001can't resist his folds
sh0r0 play
sh0r0
br0ky...
Okay faze time to wake up
guys i think the faze experiment is done for
That’s it, I’m closing the stream faze.
what's the green gadget the players have on the desks?
>>2216010cheat amplifiers
>>2216010Hand warmers
>>2216010Vapes
heh... my boy broky... he needs more time... heh...
>>2216010prostate vibrators
Liquid and FaZe do another player swap: ultimate for broky. FaZe gets more Polish nepotism; Liquid tries an AWPer who's had some success.
>>2215976GOATs
glad to see fut humbled yeki and furia
>>2216022>yeki and furiafuria hate is justified, yeki hate isn't
>>2216022rent free
goatzen
Frozen woke up!
i only hate moloch desu
>>2216024>>2216025faggots
>>2215976they are both ugly as fuck
>>2215882he missed several events with Falcons
>>2215976my clitty just leaked
I hate french people so fucking much
I love french people so fucking much
f0zeniggas lmao
i'm french :)
i don't think french are people
>>2216062i hope you can recover
hooxi disasterclass
donk literally wallhacking
radar hacking*
>>2216069i said this years ago
>>2216065it's chronic, i'm afraid
f0ze are getting rapedkwab!!!!
AHHSTRALIS
APOOLOGIZE Z1NT1X
>>2216075why? I've never doubted him
>>2216073hohohohoho
Mark my words. This will remain the best series of the whole event.
donk no handshake, zz mindbroke him
F0ZEXISTERS EMERGENCY MEETING IN THE BR0KYCORD!!!
Is pooria or f0ze losing today more embarrassing?
Would you look at that.
>>2216085oof
>>2216085hes got a new ultra-large vibrator in
I'm not worried.We are unshakable on Nuke, and individual skill will carry us on Anubis.
zynbros ww@?????
>>2216091s0mple is so ogre like jfc uggo
>>2216091their weights equalized lmao
>>2216083we are preparing a vegan DoorDash order for twistzz and an eye drop care package for b0tky please every join in and contribute!!!
CMON BOYS GIVE ME 6 MORE
>>2216091brutal mogging by our GOAT
TWISTZZ CAUGHT CHEATING
Shit ass PCs. No wonder why no one uses intel.
cumpot exploded all over s1mple and his team...
just woke up. what happened here?
vegan man losing his shit
>>2216105Furia overrated. Parivision humiliated. NAVI ACTIVATED!
>>2216081>donk no handshakeseriously? what a fag
>>2216105>tags: futadom, mpreg, sph
THE FUCK IS GOING ON BRUH? GIVE THAT NIGGA A NEW PC
>>2216105cs is healing
twistzz on a verge of crying lol
>>2216111settle down epstein
>>2216114>>2216099
If the goat loses it's because of vatniktronic and the three proto-macacos, if zywho loses it's because he's a fraud + fat + french.
>jL in 2026this reddit faggot is barely more relevant than tarik ever was
thirdie dogs learn their place
>butthurt belters seething about russia>thought they'd get their revenge if spirit loses>current thread darling is Jame and another russian teamthey're so fucking mad right now kek
SISSYWOOSISTERS???????
>>2216119i like JL infinitely more than tarik because he is white
Ohnononononono vitasissykwabies...NOT LIKE THAT!
zywoo is actually washed. I looked at his faceit games and he barely hits 100 ADR when he was used to get 120 on average
THE GOAT JUST RAPED VITALITY
>>2216121this is like when jake paul waits for his opponent to be old and washed and then challenge them
The winner of this game doesn't matter. Only matters is how many kills they have at the end. That decides the GOAT.
Stop claiming tech issues Twistzz, it's only going to postpone the humiliation not stop it.
>>2216126I do too but only because tarik is a bumbling retard who can barely speak english
reminder this literally happened
>>2216116I'm not him, he's dead
GODWOO
can he defeat the uruk-hai?
ZYWOO JUST RAPED THE GOAT
>>2216136Sure buddy ;)
>>2216138if BC.Game are the fellowship, then who is who? (other than aragorn, of course)
The ghost of inferno
ZYWOO JUST DID IT AGAIN
>Sons of Portugal, sons of Ukraine, sons of Russia, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of BC.Game!
>>2216141mutiris is gandalf, s0mple is legolas, krazy is the irrelevant hobbit and electronic is some traitorous faggot
create a normal thread before the f0zetard does it
I have noticed simple fan's attitude towards zywoo being like muslim's attitute towards jewssheer rage, delusion, obsession.
WE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFIRST OF hopefully MAAAAAAAAAANYYYYYYYYYYYY
zywoo RAPED and GAPED on the awp v awp
>>2216150AVRA
>>2216149>i have noticed my video game is much like a religious holy warnigga your brain is fried
>>2216148not yet, the laws of the board forbid us from making a new thread before file limit
>>2216148;)>>2216156>>2216156>>2216156
>>2216154it starts like that
>>2216150>>2216151debate is over, bros
>>2216150WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>2216147why is legolas getting carried by the irrelevant hobbit?
>globohomo astroturfing hoholshmmmm
new bread >>2216225>>2216225>>2216225
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