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First for the GOAT Fragging IGL
This is the thread
>>2226556Completely wrong
>>2226557This is great. That one sensitive f0zefag will filter your name thinking he's won but little does he know that I'm the real 0non. He won't know what hit him. Great strategy general.
>>2226561He and Blitz are the only acceptable contenders for the title.
XANTARES will rape & gape molodoy's bussy
>>2226565*mel0dyfalse king
https://streamable.com/uw267ncant wait for my goat
>>2226566You got me. I am a fraud :(
>>2226567XANTARES will have d0nk gagging and begging the tvrkish bvll to stop
You can bet your ass that ESL will mute the crowd when Spirit walks out.
brown v brown
>>2226575Good, i genuinely hate crowds
>>2226572aurora isn't even winning today
if I never hear the daneglish accent again it'll be too soon
where is banks nigga who si this baldy
>>2226586That's the ESL puppet sent out to suck themselves off
i live 2 hours away from pgl cluj is it even fun going solo to a tourney
HeavyGod will sit on MOUZ today
who do i even root for, all human teams i like shat the bed.
>>2226589>is it even fun going solo to a tourneyabsolutely not it's a horrible experience
>>2226592GOAT2
Zyn it up bros!
>G2 with the only audible cheers from the crowd
snax bros
Why is that dupree faggot doing the voiceover?
fuck dupreeh
>>2226589hire a sexy escort for the weekend to sit next to and cheer for your favourite team
this is unpleasant, I don't want to hear about this stuff I am here to watch cs
>>2226599>>2226600How many Majors have you won?
holy glaze
>>2226604Zero but winning majors doesn't qualify you to be good on broadcast. See jL as a prime example.
bros i don't know who to cheer for. the turkish terminators knocked out falclowns and unc fallen is goated to still be playing at his age
>>2226601>hire a sexy escortSurely Romanian whores are cheap as fuck no? 400€ for the weekend?
fucking 0 hype wtfyo guys heres the first match lets get into it....
>>2226613>fucking 0 hype wtfThat's what happens when you mute the crowd to appease assblasted ziggers....
>>2226581Left's a chickenRight's a fish
monkey stomp on roach time!
>>2226618insightful.
>>2226611exactly, an anon talked about doing this for a ufc event and then putting her in a coma afterwards and it sounded so good
Roach raping monkey time!
Vitality will win the whole thing again.
>>2226634We are grateful for that, really.
>>2226634Not if Mouzchads have something to say about that.
>>2226635They're lucky cisniggas are busy killing each other instead of owning them in cs. Navi would be owning them right now otherwise.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389943/bcgame-vs-alliance-res-showdown-3-blast-premier-rising-eventmeanwhile simple..
>>2226640shr0mple has his own major
>>2226638Lol those rats almost got fucked by falcons.
I rise before the sunScrew Wicadian RhythmI bathe with sandpaperAnd my underwear is denim
>>2226638Please refer to >>2226591
>>2226642>Lol those rats almost got fucked by falcons.???????https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389660/falcons-vs-mouz-iem-krakw-2026Why are you failcl0wns clowns like this?
>>2226646Honestly I think the winner of Mouz/G2 today will win the tournament. I can feel it in my bones.
>>2226647>16-14>19-17Yeah, almost. Would've elimed them if they weren't massive chockers losing 5v3s.
>>2226650kyou and monesy are getting their holes gaped as we speak
>>2226649>if falcons played good they would've wonshocking revelationAnyways they got raped by the Mice #Mouzeltov
>>2226652They didn't even need to play well (which they barely did), they just needed not to choke free rounds (which they did a bunch).
>>2226638Remember how many rounds with man advantage falcons threw against mouz?A real team won't waste those chances.
LMAO KEKXIC
>>2226656if you look like this, contact me
>>2226655>>2226654So Falcons is a shit team? Got it.
stop posting irrelevant chinks you obnoxious faggotif you wanna post women post dona
>>2226659Yeah? That doesn't make mouz a good team and they will get raped by either g2 that almost beat spirit or by vitality that will rape whichever team will be in the grands.
those are the kinds of rounds tournament winning teams don't lose
keep posting irrelevant chinks you fine gentleman
>>2226656I see that bulge
>>2226662Better than shitcons.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389950/faze-vs-heroic-pgl-cluj-napoca-2026How likely do you think it is for f0ze to get raped by this ragtag group of mutts?
roachbros...
>roach vs makakei couldnt care less
>>2226671heroic finna rape and gape f0zealso i wanna facefuck yxngstxr no diddy
>>2226648>Honestly I think G2 will win the tournament. I can feel it in my bones.Based
>2. FURIA removed AnubisThat's how you veto against Aurora. Listen and learn zonic.
Tourist here, what do you guys think about being able to drop utility? Shit looks retarded on some maps like Inferno banana.
>the team that was one round away from getting eliminated while going 12-9 against the mongolz on inferno is now raping their way into the semifinalsProfessor, I kneel. But also, ksceRATO is underrated and I've been saying this for months.
kek roachies
>>2226682i like it and in normal play it doesnt get nearly as autistic
roaches RAPED AND GAPED holy shit embarrassing once again
roaches are #weakmind, getting bodied on playoffs, same as always
>>2226682good, gives more tactical leeway. But yes it does turn banana into even more of a meme than it already was and valve should have removed it from the map pool yesterday
beautiful professor masterclass
what a shit match to start with
Today im latvian and jewish
Boring ass shit
>>2226682You could drop nades from Sept '21, it's a normal thing no one really thinks about all that much
>>2226693>YEKINDAR and mologoy play like shit>FURIA STILL WINSbe afraid, that's the pattern
FVRIAGODZ... WE WON!
>>2226695uuuuh that's in two years dumb dumb
>>2226695how was it though?
>>2226696goyim will watch a whole map of reliable play and then decide players had a bad match because the rating wasn't green
>>2226572donk has a massive dick thats why he is so confidentimagine how big an average dick would look on himnow imagine he has a slightly above average dick or a big dick like the rumors suggestwould look comicalwould explain why his gf is worshipping him and isnt sluting around like any other pros gf
>>2226698CHIKANER GET YOU GONE that the last (you) you get from me HIDDEN
>>2226695>olympics are doneQRD?
JEETED
>>2226701chikaner can't cope with his own brownness>>2226699the white people olympics is on now
holy fuck just 1 map win and look at all the monkeys itt getting uppity
>>2226701old yurope vs new yurope
wtf is going onint raid
stfu, jL is talking
How did POLINTniggers find this thread? Which one of you niggers talked?
>>2226703
>>2226718It was meI'm sorry
we dont people like jl as an analyst? do they really prefer losers that can't even play like maui?
>>2226718sp threads
>>2226718It's probably that dude who's thread we ignored so he's shitting up this one to get it removed.
>>2226718we got cocky and made threads on /sp/ when a team got a big win, /int/ is hands down the most loathsome board on this hellhole
>>2226714chikaner is so brown and stupid that he thinks laughing at roaches means supporting monkeysyes he's actually that retardedhe also thinks everyone is a yuro
>>2226723>>2226724>>2226718Isn't it just that 1 resident cuck chimping out?
>>2226721>do they really prefer losers that can't even play like maui?We prefer neither. The people want Thorin and kassad.
i want the 0 anon as analyst
>>2226728Yeah. My bet is that it's the no-inks-in-the-OP /magog/ unc.
>>2226728Its most likely just chikaner, a notorious mentally ill loon.
>the canonical website of cs, hltv, has flags>reeeee stop /int/postingkek
>>2226732Where you @ ESL? hmu
>>2226721the idea that players make better analysts than... analysts is the reason why sports media is completely fucked
>>2226721maui shouldn't be invited to t1 events untils he's proven his worth, at least jL is entertaining
>>2226738they ban retards for /int/ spering on hltv
>>2226735You're just as mentally ill as he is. Both of you bring your unwanted /sp/ /int/ spam over here.
>>2226738>hltvis that where we are? i thought this was 4channel
>jl is entertaining
>>2226732I feel honored anon.>>2226739You can be my co-cast lil br0 (brother, not the player)
>>2226721I'd prefer the desk become even more of a retirement home for pros because I mute either way. Maui should kys btw like every other one of those faggots
Is this the actual jersey badge or just MOUZ being smart about getting around betting ad laws?
>>2226743Yeah its my fault some manic psychopath made shitposting 10 hours a day his mission in life.
>>2226738Are you stupid? Just because hltv has flags doesn't mean you can derail cs related threads left and right. There's a subforum for discussing non-cs related topics. If you niggers want to talk politics fuck off back to your containment board.
>watching desk segmentswhy lol, i'm watching wilson's ESEA game from last night til the next map starts
>>2226748>You can be my co-cast lil br0we g0nna have t0 analyze in speech t0 text th0ugh. 0therwise the audience w0n't be able t0 recognize 0ur craft.
>>>/sp/153281890it's an amerimutt golem subhuman
>>2226697fellow wintergreen furia enjoyer
>>2226758thank god us americhads are immune to that
KSCERATO WHAT WAS THAT
>>2226751>weeb faggot>keeps posting about some chikaner or whatever the fuck that isretard
wtf happened to the thread
>>2226762faze fans are bored and angry
macacos might be retarded racemixed animals but at least they're not being invaded by brown muzziesthe rest of spics get invaded by venezuleans though lol
damn game is on fire already
>takes FURIA international>delivers you KINO>revives YEKINDAR's careerSay thank you anon.
it would be really funny if aurora and mouz were both filtered with quick 2-0s
>>2226773>say thank youbut i don't care about that stuff
>implying they're letting mouz go out early
>>2226773thank you anon
>>2226758I like how all the browns recognise themselves that their presence is a punishment and are brought specifically because they're destructive.
TECHNICAL ROUND from YEKINDAR
no one cares polcelshitting up the thread with destructive spam is brown behavior btw
Xantares will cry if they lose kek
>>2226785he is brown though lol
ROACHES TILTED ITS OVER ALREADY
>>2226703>would explain why his gf is worshipping him and isnt sluting around like any other pros gf
brazilsissies...
>>2226792USA chads we aren't admitting our full numbers, let's get to #1
Aurora is so outmatched it's not even entertaining, gg go next match.
>>2226793the catholics are winning
>>2226792As an expert on trannies btw, Brazil trannies have fallen off. Now it's ugly mutts with fake lips, bbls and botched tits. They had a golden era from 1990-2010 but right now you can't beat the ultra-femininity of the American trannies caused by chemicals in the water.
i wonder how many ips this niggas has gotten banned
why are muslims so shit at CS?
Is Aurora from pakistan?
FURIA vs the GOAT of GOATs tomorrow, I don't think they can do it ngl
imagine how fucking annoying it would be playing with xantares knowing that he has a license to tilt and ruin the vibe every round and you can't say anything about it
>>2226801niko and hunter are good, so are the kazakhs
LOL
>>2226792These numbers seem made up
nasty pixel from KCSERATO
End of the road for aurora
>>2226793you're a ethnic greek secular muslim larping as turkic
where is that faggot who was hating on my wintergreen huh? We will rape you
>90 minutes til the next matchwew
lmao worthless turks
rape
>>2226825Ehh, gives me time to cook dinner while waiting for GOAT2
https://x.com/VLADOPARD/status/2019480196999749836what are the chance that donk is actually racist
how to fix this shitass format>spirit/falcons>aurora/furia>vitality/astralis>g2/mouz
>>2226832he knows nocries cheats
>>2226832>d2nkNobody cares lil bro
>>2226832big if true
So far, meeting my expectations for this being one of the most boring playoffs we've got in a while for one of CS's biggest tournaments.
>>2226838>KSCERATO masterclass is boringYou a hater I see.
>woxic drinking redbull at 3-10Brother, it's over already. Get some sleep instead.
>>2226835>>2226836>>2226837
>>2226836based
>pizza just arrived>game is already over because the turks can't play CS
>>2226832he's very racist, i like him even more now
>Dead crowdfaze vs navi in budapest literally had the arena shaking
>>2226843gotta get that 30-40ms reaction time improvement.
>>2226847those turks have conquered europe tho
Niggas be like: That cheating zigger midget? Yeah that's my goat bro.
>>2226852lolwhat?
>>2226852balkans*once they met habsburg chads they couldn't do a shit
>>2226853EpsteinSL do be like that.
Wow, I had no idea turkey was built on stolen land...
rape rape
>>2226855>habsburgkek always laughed at moorberians who were good slaves of their German Rulers
fallen #33never noticed that huh
mad how slav(e)s are still doomed because western(cuckold) europeans gave browns EU citizenshipyou must leave the EU to save your lands btw
furia manager kinda cute
>>2226860>germanhabsburgs were flemish though
>>2226832donk still lost and both played like shit anywayhttps://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-c1e28124-cac0-4ba4-a178-5abf2ca4b19d/scoreboardalso, how the fuck did nocries queue into EU, VPN?
do brazilian all block the 7-1 banner ad because it gives them PTSD?
>>2226864>they weren't german, they were german?
>>2226864yeah>the Germanic ethnic group living in the Flanders region of northern Belgium
>>2226863dont bully her come on now
which turk do we blame?
>>2226875The new guy
dont brazilians have a Hapsburg cuckstamp on their flag?
>>2226875yes
>>2226684Kscerato has always been recognized as good, even though he is a baiter his impact is undeniable
Are they going to be talking for over an hour before next game?
>getting uppity because you beat the worst team in the playoffslmao vira lata
>>2226889they were on their best form yet come on bro dont be salty
>>2226886Yes, the G2 mouz match is at 1800GMT. Fuck knows what they'll yap about for an hour though.
>>2226440Why not?Black laminate, blue steel and rust coat are the thinking man skins.
>>2226892it's so over
>>2226871i would LIKE to bully herhttps://litter.catbox.moe/l4k14jgy4v6qaccj.webm
>>2226893black lam took a big hit in the switch to cs2looks too bright now
>>2226893>thinking man>skinsoxymoron
dupreeh said that cadiaN insulted gla1ve's infant son (that almost died) and then gla1ve confronted him physically at EPL S15
>>2226622how many plastic surgeries has this bugoid done
>>2226703who are these sluts
>>2226711you are literally and unironically a minority white country. like Peru trying to shit on Finland or some shit
>>2226838Katowice last year was like this, extremely kino group stage and practically all blowouts in the playoffs. though seeing Spirit get btfo 3:0 in the grand final which everyone thought they will win was extremely kino to witness, so overall i'd say it was worth it.
>>2226889>vira latasomeone translate
>jews are winning no matter what todayjust like any other day really, jewbros, we stay winnin
>ITT: Pros you hope suffer a career ending, possibly a life threatening injury
>>2226941his career is already over
>>2226941
>>2226941he is the best counter strike player ever btw>but! but!5 Majors.
Yup I'm thinking I'm going to let myself a bath and enjoy the GOAT2 game from there.
>>2226941fattigan
WE are watching oSee
>>2226941f0ttigan
>>2226941every french player ever
>>2226941none, i love and respect all pros :DFalleN and xantares and yxngstr and dumau and that fat fuck on 3dmax
>>2226953oh shit the qualifiers started, totally forgotyeah im switching over to USCS kinothanks for the reminder
genuine questionwhy some peoples' teeth look like this? why are they so far apart? not to shame janko because my teeth are not perfect as well but there's a lot of people with teeth like his which looks fucking weird to say the least
>>2226967take it to the dental general sir
>>2226967i dont use dental floss because i fear my teeth would end up looking like that
>>2226967Are you by chance American?
>>2226956you are our bitches
>>2226941Any and all russians. Also the one you posted.
>>2226974holy kekarooskis
>>2226980show me your country I'll tell you when you were on your knees sucking our cocks
>>2226984
>>2226835generally everyone still thinks he is a cheating nigger, there is a video of a number of pro calling him a cheater before faceit "fact checked" everyone by verifying his skill in a day and now everyone covertly agrees he is a cheating nigger but add "but idk" at the end of the sentenceif he wasnt a cheating nigger, he would have been signed ages ago. >>2226865do you need VPN on faceit to que on EU? he played on EU for like a day on dec 8th to dec 9th with ping 90 on german server. so he either was home in his kazakhstan / mongolia / far east russia shithole or in america without VPN
>>2226997>MOUZ with a trophythis is AI
>>2226995Apparently you can just change region in account options. I never tried since I have no desire to play beyond 20ms ping
Old inferno was peak SOVL
HUGE NEWS!!
GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2 GOAT2
>welcome MOUZ>dead silenceKWAB
Lol the only reactions mouz got were some minor boos. People meme about vitality, but this IS the fucking team with no fans lmfao.
>is it mouz?>lets do that again!humiliation ritual
>>2227010even on budapest with a packed ass arena no one gave a fuck about them kek grim state of affairs for mouz
>>2227013
#VAMOUZ
>OverpassEnd of the road for Goy2
>>2227014kassad is right about MOUZ being woke. The only way to redeem themselves is for torzsi to go on stage an call their opponents fucking niggers.
>fArt to Legacykek
wait how is Heavygod 1-3 on second round?
Another tech pause? Jesus christ
>>2227036MOUZsisters I dont like this....
>>2227033jewish tricks
Twistzz, torzshit, if your config breaks the game you should be banned for trying to conjure exploits. Normal play does not result in tech pauses.
>sungayus
>>2226791yeah and s1mple ignored her because she wasnt a sliutthats not sunside saying moew moew its her friends1mple literally said in some other cs2 news post that she is boring and you know what that means for these rapey guysshe didnt instantly met him and such his dick
>>2227036why are there so many israeli top pro players compared to them being such a small country and cs regionin a game that is known for cheating.........
GODTYS
its over
sunclownus
>>2227044you know too much about cs player personal life drama
MOUZISTERS! START DILATING ASAP! XERTION NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!
this nigga aint shooting a shoot today
mouz are just so bad
5 rounds is enough
I've seen enough, rape and kill sunpaypal
Man just stay in the back and click bodies wtf
i love this nigga so much
the lobotomist is in
HOLY SHIT THE GUATEMALAN HAS GONE INSANE
THE DOCTOR WILL BE SEEING YOU NOW
brollan is such a shit igl
Sunpayus is so fucking bad.Watch him life game for one side on dust2.What happened to awpers everyone but zywoo and sometimes molodoy is completely fucking clueless.
why does youtube chat keep saying these are two indian teams
>>2227071We got an Einstein in the thread
mario if he a cs player and if enemies a goombas
>>2227077heh nice filename
>>2227077reported
Worthless nigger
BRUH
>>2227087they could have snax awping with more impact
malbs heard yall niggas talking shit
GODPAYUS
16 rounds in first awp shot lol
>>2227091snax kills vibes and coaches I fear
>>2227105oy vey
say sorry to the spaniard
lol sunpayus is always warming up in 1st halfit was the same against spirit
>>2227109>>2227108huh
rip
>>2227109>>2227108uh oh!
BENCH HIM RIGHT NOW
HOLY SHIT MOUZ IS GAINING AURA
>>2227108>>2227109
Paypal you retarded nigger
if we are being honest jitu got lucky as fuck to hit as many full blinds in the connector last half
This nigga either popping or useless, no in between
>>2227118What is a properly lined up flash?
Malbs back in form and yet sunpapi keeps shitting himself, this is the reason G2 will lose this.
>>2227120thrown with no info, do not speak up without knowledge balknigger
>>2227115>literally having G-d on your sidedoesn't get more aura than that
>>2227121they need that hellmans stuff furia wins because of itmay0naise is life
can we beat vitality, jitubros?
>>2227125maybe, but not beat zywho
IGL: vitaAWP: vitarifler jew: vitarifler jew vs brit: jitulurker: vitaI dont feel so good jitusisters....
just got permbanned on twitch esl for saying MOUZ MORE LIKE DOGZ
>>2227133>speaking out against your overlordsidiot....
overtime was never in doubt #MOUZeltov
I want both teams to win, so I'll settle for quadruple OT and whoever wins, wins.Thoughbeit I also want G2 to keep losing brutally till they kick paypal.
>misses>misses>wide swings and hit a no scope
>>2227139brokyesque
jitu sis, not like this
SunPaypal being the team burden as usual.
F0ze:-f0ttigan + p00hy-Neo +SycroneM0uz:-Sycrone +Xyp9xThere, 2 top 5 teams instantly.
>>2227149carrigan stays until he dies
>>2227152And drags f0ze into the grave with himFine by me, just release br1ky and fr1zen.
>>2227149>karrigan is the only thing making f0ze shitkekekekekk
gpoo
>no lucky con blinds>no CT winshuh
g2 are worthless
>>2227149mouz should also -jimi +pr
>>2227155Do you disagree?How else do you explain a core of: Tw0stzz, br1ky, fr1zen and jc0b bombing out of every tournament?>>2227159*paypal is worthless>>2227161Is jimi really the problem though? What about xerti0n?
>>2227120why didnt they properly line up the flashes in overtime?
>fr0ya using cricket referenceskwab
Mouz are so auraless that people in the thread started talking about faze during their match
>>2227162jc0bb is bad, b0tky is bad, fr0zen is a baiter
>>2227163PayPal's payment came through
>>2227168holy cope, you are factually incorrect on every countand don't bother posting broky's stats, it's all fattigan's faultare you f0nn's wife or his wife's boyfriend?
>>2227166that's a baseball reference dumbass
>>2227172Ah makes sense, because cricket doesn't have home runs.
>>2227171>and don't bother posting broky's statskek
>>2227167that avra right there
my moussies :)
f0ze are so trophyless AND maidenless AND fanless AND moneyless that they should just disband atp ts is just embarassingjust gonna leave this here:https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/429/karrigan?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10whoever's still gargling on this hippo's balls should kill himself
>maybe sunpayus doesn't like the mapjL is hilarious
>>2227185I feel sad for all of you that don't know the feeling of faze hopium
>>2227185Also for reference:Dzhami 'Jame' Ali Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/stats/players/13776/jame?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10Gabriel 'FalleN' Toledo Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/stats/players/2023/fallen?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10Damjan 'kyxsan' Stoilkovski Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/stats/players/19677/kyxsan?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10Boris 'magixx' Vorobiev Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/stats/players/18317/magixx?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.orghttps://www.hltv.org/stats/players/7322/apex?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10Apex can afford to be shit like Karrigan because he literally has #1 and #3 on his team, not to mention the best anchor and the best jew.b0ttigan is so fucking bad, every match is a 4v5, not to mention his garbage IGLing is holding back br1ky
Don't tell me ESL is bane posting now
>>2227185do you even realize how hard he works?>>2227189>that first hopium puff of the tourney
BROKY FRIDAY
>>2227194Yeah I bet all the cocks he works are hard.
mouz aint surviving dust2 and miragegood guys aint losing to evil guys
>goatpayusno one says this
>>2227201>one man spanish inquisitionit's beyond over for mouz
>>2227204He's the patron saint of match fixing tho
>>2227204i say that every other match and -sunkekus every other match
yee2
gpoobros...toledo has fallen...
damn he lost some weight
>>2227213i know what you are
>>2227133>watching on twitch>constant ads>1080p stream unlike youtube 1440pdeserved ban imo
they miss and you diedo you trust simple or torzsi to hit the shot?
>>2227221s1mple every time
>>2227221which version of s0mple are we talmbout?current s0mple? fuhhhhhhhh no
>>2227217jimsskinny
like pro chess players they have ass devicesmajor CS streamers use them too (notice how freakazoid is always tensed, day0z always giggles on his chair, dont get me started on ohnepixel)i tried once but didn't enjoy itthat's why i'm hard elo stuck at lvl 4
>>2227219>adslol whatjust install bravedon't tell me you're still using chrome
PAYPAL YOU RETARDED NIGGER YOU DESERVE TO BE STRUNG UP ON STAGE
KWAB2
this nigga has to goyou can take coach too
jimfatt just needs to tuck there, what a retard
HeavyGOAT.
tits jiggling all over the stage
HEAVYGOD MY BIGGA I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU
H E A V Y G O DEAVYGOD
heavyGAWD
HEAVYYYYYYGOOOOAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
mouz aren't even playing well
N I K I T A
>runs up mid to take angle with scout>as soon as he gets to the angle he wanted he unscopes, for some reason>a guy runs across at that momentgiga brain
>>2227245sounds like a girl name
I and sunpayus have the same knife, butterfly night. the best.
>>2227255Do you also matchfix?
sunpayus pls
ok let's see the Mouz special call
Piss2bros...
It's over for Goyim2
heavygod...
holy rape
Todays bo3s were boring as fuck. Let's hope tomorrow's ones are better.
MOUZEL TOV!
>>2227286furia spirit, of course it's going to be kino
vitality bros should we fear mouz?
what a boring series, there's like 1 play I remember
>g2
>>2227290Kek, no.
where is banksssss
Execute this man immediately!
>>2227290yes.#TeamWorkMakesTheDreamWork#MOUZeltov
Get that kl1m nigga in that team asap. Alternatively just sign regali, those broke ass niggas over at FlyQuest probably have to take any offer they get.
>>2227301-sunpayus+torzsi-malbs+spinxera
>>2227307>+spinxNo thank you
>>2227304regali is a sidegrade at best
Furia v Vitality in gfs3-1 Vitality
can't really argue these aren't the 4 best teams this tournament, and probably overall. Falcons on paper should be top 4 but they are fucking atrocious as a team compared to Mouz
-paypal+s1mple+kl1m+hades+degster+regali+howeverTake your fucking pick G2. You are 1 AWP away from endless tropjies.
>>2227318>1 AWP away from endless tropjies.same type of delusion as Failcons fans who thought they'll have an era after Magisk got kicked
Honestly just dm woxic and get that dude on G2. No way he's happy on Aurora and under MAJ3R.
>>2227319Not quite as delusional. Falcons is disfunctional through and through while G2 has PayPal dragging them down while still riding on his CSGO days.
>>2227323no more brother wars
>>2227323>BRICSlmao you exposed yourself as a thirdie, nobody from the first world think about that meme club being a thing.
Vitality 9-2 Mouz since the current rosters were formedbrutal
Freetality
>Falcons on paper should be top 4literally no one believes this
>>2227330one of the core battles of 4chan is BRICS vs firsties
>>2227289Russians vs tropical Russians
>>2227331Yeah but the matches got closer and closer each time they played till Mouz finally dethroned Vitality.
>>2227323>BRICS>No ICS in sight
>>2226832donk is dating a tranny
>>2227341but then they failed to win the event, and got eliminated by Vitality two more times after Cologne...
WoW! Davos jewish cabal globalists are running wild itt...
>>2227337by 4chan you mean /int/, and by core you mean you and and a few hundred mentally ill individual's obsession then in that case I guess you are right
who we got? I like this wildcard lineup.
s1mple is destroying Mail09
xertion pregnant AND in labour, check HLTV!!
>>2227380hes not even in the server>9-1 to 10-7 then he disconnects
avid secret whiff LMAO
s0mple and his team are getting gaped
FalleN is literally Einstein.
>>2227402hm, i don't know
>>2227404fallen educating people who was actually behind that
-majer +karrigan
>>2227400>s1mple and his fellowship are getting g-ACK!
>>2227404Lmao
No Fans Dan has raped MOUZ multiple times in the past, and tomorrow is not gonna be any different.
nobody's talking about molodoy's disappearance act in an elite event again? (majors, krakow, cologne)
based
>>2227603i didnt even watch the game
>>2227603Teams are playing around him, on dust2 Aurora didn't even bothered contesting suicide. That's why KSCERATO is finding so much space.
>>2227630it's the deranged molodoy hater
Another semis spot wasted by mouz. I fucking hate this team so much. At least falcucks have started beating vitality recently unlike these mouz chicken players. Another EZ win for vita I guess.
>>2227603Could be worse. You could be midnesy who never makes super elite playoffs anymore
>>2227736I hope the 'Woo extends play to 5 maps
>>2227603im begging you to actually watch the games bro
>>2227228>just install chrome>don't tell me you're still using chrome
Faze up
>>2227046they run the betting sites
holy shit aleksibot sucks
>>2226723>>2226734just how rattled are you loldon't think that samefagging in the last thread was not immediately obvious
>chopper #3>siuhy #12thanks grok
Is Zywoo heading to be the next elder-god tier AWP/IGL just like Jame?
is he back?
>>2227988He doesn't want to AWP.If he ever becomes an IGL, he'll just be apEX but worse due to lack of any experience outside of apEX's system.And no, NBK and ALEX shit were too short to matter.
what the fuck is this
>>2227736Mother of all copes Mouz has a way better chance of beating shitality than falcucks.
>>2228002falcons are like 4-1 vs vitality since last season
>>2228005Are you counting that meaningless 3rd place match at EWC?
>>2228010>they didnt le try
Where all all the female casters? I want Pansy back
>>2228011If you actually saw that match you'd understand. It wasn't just that Vitality lost, you could see it in their plays that they'd given up. Their win against Vitality at Blast was much more legit.
>>2228001radarsI hate albanians so muchsomalis of europe
>>2228001just Albanian excellence, chud
so spirit furia eh
>>2228043GOATkindar will humble D2nkey
>>2228043poopia loses
Can't wait to see donk play such a privilege
https://x.com/TheCSTimes/status/2020086980395299010spirit is soul overload
g2 it's time?
I can feel a Mouz vs Spirit finals in my bones.
>>2228069you'll feel zywoo's dick in your ass soon enough
>>2228069spirit 3-0's if that happens
>>2228073Not according to my previous calculations: >>2226648
krakow = who gives a fuckSIMPLE IS PLAYING
>>2227201this mofo is only good against vitality
>>2227988zywoo doesn't have what it takes to be an igl or a captain.
>>2228069>I can feel a Mouz vs Spirit 3rd place game in my bones.fixed
>>2228071Magixx is gonna sodomize no fans dan
Snax masterclass in the making
It happened. Maui has been outdone in terms of completely retarded takes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaB1N0lrvY
>>2228099i would rather crush my greasy cock and balls with a boulder than listen to those guys talk for 20 seconds
>>2228099here at 4Chan, we love Mauisnake
>>2228099boo-hoo, arabian slaves are getting bad comments online, mecca foreign workers lose and people are mean to them, awww, hopefully they don't run out of dollar bills to wipe their tears =(((why are hltv forums mean to soulless pedo-worshippers and goat-fuckers, forgive them for losing to parivision, why are you clowning on the first gay couple in cs history and lard fraud =(((
bot s0mple
Got the script for the semis and sorry to say this but it says it's time for furia to win something substantialProfessor will outcall magixxMolodoy will outfrag shirodonk will get shutdown2-0No double digits for spirit
>>2228116But think of the guilt poor NiKo has to live with now that he took the blood money :(
>crowd in Poland booing Spiritlel
DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK
y0kindar finna get gaped by d1nk
ez4sh1ro
Man is this nigga yekindar legit braindead? Taking a tec9 fight from catwalk against the m4 in connector?
>>2228186he was a diversion
>>2228187Even then why fight from catwalk? He could fight from under connector.
Rooting for macacuria on this one
>>2228189I think him going catwalk that fast probably meant they are attacking fast b
>>2228192hmmm that makes sense
>>2228191>root for spirit because of donk>root for furia because of unc fallen>hate vitality because fr*nch>don't care about mouz
why the hell did kcerato peek
>>2228191>root for sp0r0t because of mag1xx>hate p00ria because of monkey f0llen>root for m0uz because of Torzsi>don't care about v0tality
>>2228197he had to get it on
>boo-hoo, arabian slaves are getting bad comments online, mecca foreign workers lose and people are mean to them, awww, hopefully they don't run out of dollar bills to wipe their tears =(((why are hltv forums mean to soulless pedo-worshippers and goat-fuckers, forgive them for losing to parivision, why are you clowning on the first gay couple in cs history and lard fraud =(((
>>2228196>Fallen is cool>Donk seething might be funnySimple
HOLY
sp0r0t so fucking retarded istg
K I N OINO
>>2228196I hope apex assaults you with a baguette
Holy shit, this game is already more entertaining than both games from yesterday
UNC STILL GOT IT
>sh1ro hits the easy shots
where are the radar screenshots and dozens of forum threads?
love (from) kazakhstan but mel0dy needs to be raped>>2228214seething falcuck
d2nk
>>2228116both teams playing this semi lost to them too, get a grip retard>>2228216kill yourself mindbroken npc
The Russian fears the Brazilian-Latvian-Kazakh alliance
>spirit can't even throw nadesfuck this team man
>>2228218awwwwww is the poor little falcuck having a meltie? :(
Donk is overrated
>>2228218>both teams playing this semi lost to them Failclowns the strongest team of all group stages
holy fucking cinema boys, im gonna cum everywhere from this
>>2228223nahunderrated probably
>>2228222>>2228224this is you >>2228201
i still miss the old 1.6 Times with Teams like SK Gaming, mTw and NiP
>>2228228You failed your greentext, Mohammed
>>2228221>>2228055
sp0r0t need to stop pretending that they're a tactically sound team and just start puggingunleash d0nk, sh0r0 and maybe tn0r and have mag0xx and z0nt0x run support>>2228228kek a couple of jpegs has you mindbroken kwab!
LETS GO SPIRIT LETS GO SPIRIT LETS GO SPIRIT LETS GO SPIRIT LETS GO SPIRIT LETS GO SPIRIT LETS GO SPIRIT
what is this hairstyle
>>2228234
>>2228235The "going to Turkey by 27" style
kek p00ria chokingclassic y0kindar style
>donk 160 adrholy goat
>>2228212Rey was so fucking hot bros
anybody know what song this is?
>>2228242get shazam extension. it usually works.
https://x.com/Poloolpp/status/2020152448745140655
>>2228241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itrgd-uu35s
>>2228242 Anomy5 - Phonk Metal I used the "Google" app on my phone and it identified it instantly, fucking sorcery mate
kill kpop niggers
>>2228252magixx is so lost
>>2228246https://x.com/Poloolpp/status/2019873853057495533lol
sh1ro clutching like mad today
>>2228252tsmt even furries and bronies are less mentally ill
just took a molodookie
>>2228252>>2228261didn't even write anything just posted that gook whore how is that not off topic?
>>2228246>>2228257my goat there's a reason why this is the only guy who can get broky to smile for the camera
Why aren’t these frauds trying to take advantage of the brown agents on the desert map? Is this esports scripted?
okay sh1rostart calling
MOLOGOAT
Get shat on
>>2228265all pro teams agreed not to use agent skins
what the fuck was that tn1r play?
donk go kill with AK
i looked away for 10 secs wtf
100vlogs plays today btw
d2nk sh2ro
can magixx call?
guess all those views aren't helping sp0r0t now huh?
why would you timeout a round with shit money
>losing to Furiaabsolute state of d0nk
AHAHAHAHAH WTF AM I WATCHING
father and son with the awp
who is donk’s scapegoat now that chopper is gone and he still cant win games
yuurih you shitter
anyone else feel like cuddling with lil donk and kissing his massive forehead?>>2228287kek that round was funny
>>2228290in all honesty the calls are horrible
goat igl???
What a fake called by magixx
can't believe I've seen zont1x go for a one tap and hit it
How did shitria throw that?
imagine zontix didn't get a kill
>>2228295>>2228296>>2228298fucking gigachad im fucking kneeling so hard right now!!!!
GODt1x won’t let this one slip away
>>2228294?
>go A i plant Bbased magixx pulling out the silver mm strats
>>2228307six seven
>>2228295>>2228294)))
>>22283052/12 was good call
>>2228308surprised that magixx did a good strat for the first time
MOTOBOY
holy MoloGOD
BRUHHHHHHHHH MOLODOY
holy shit lad
moloGAWD
CINEMA
HOLY MOLOGOAT
zywoo cant do that
ts mel0dy nigga pmo
arrogant little shit mutt
aaaaaaaand ruined by NPC T-PoseLEARN ANOTHER TRICK YOU FUCKING ONE TRICK PONY
if only he didn't get sick in 80% of hte tourneyshe was sick during this one too
lmao donk got owned bad
That's already a contender for play of the year. If that was in a Major finals it'd be a graffiti play.
I've seen enough, this year's top is zywoo #1, molodoy #2 and donk #3
why they are forcing donk to entry?
>>2228330zontix, tn1r and sh1ro are all baiters
why the hell are the lights on in the crowd it looks awkward
>>2228328it wasn't anything special
>>2228332that was just spirit being bad
>>2228330hally training him to stop being a malding baiter
>>2228332I thought it was impressive, it’s an easy AWP shot because the first kill is running on molly panicking and Magix’s shadow is visible.
>>2228339>t. 900 elo
yuurih lock in dumbass
>>2228335zywhoo could never pull off something like this
FalleN + young AWPer leading in frags like the good old days
when will spirit kick sh1ro? He's so fucking bad
wew now for a quick d2 spirit win and a nice FURIA 2-1
Furia have been so fun to watch this playoff
>>2228332zywoo would have killed him right at the beginning then smoked the bomb.
>>2228348sh1ro carried d2nk this mapretarded fanboy, watch the damn game
>>2228339>easy AWP shotlmao if he was even half a second slower donk would've killed him and he perfectly predicted tn1r's trajectory
CYYYKKAAAAA
>>2228348how about kicking donk?
>>2228348He had big clutch rounds and was the main reason why it even went to OT
>>2228358adr babby, shit swing
I love how there's this blue line that merit-based hires on the left and DEI hires on the right
honestly worrying for furia to struggle this much on mirage, with yuurih being trash and yekindar being nothing special, they got away with fallen and molodoy showing up
>>2228364all dei hires are above the yellow line
>>2228364guys on the right are the only ones who understand what's going on.
>>2228364admittedly i don't really listen to the analysts, is duppreh a dribbler then? i thought jL is the chatGPT bot?
>>2228368neither dupreeh nor jl were ever credited for their high IQ or high understanding of the game when they were playing
who even watches the desk segments this is the break timei cant believe that people watched enough to notice how horrible jL supposedly is
damn, molodoy is a fallen babby, fallen telling him where all the ennemies are
>>2228370they both have the same problem of being unable to articulate themselves, but most importantly they're very dull and only ever stating the obvious, we need maui and voo for it to be entertaining
they should introduce yellow cards for things like removing your headset during a game
>>2228376mad?
>>2228376>they should make the broadcast boring and sterilekys
>>2228376you have autism
>replace chopper with magixx because, bad mid round calls, fragging, and vibes>magixx doesn't frag, calls even worse mid round, and the vibes are terrible
>>2228376I bet you thought adding VAR to football was fun and exciting, probably a fucking German too
>>2228383donk effecthally needs to contact edward zeus b1ad3 and kane and tell them how they contained s1mple, and later whip that knowledge into magixx and himself
>>2228220>magixx dry peeking a 4v2 without using flashTHIS is the guy spirit have calling strats?
EZ
>>2228380yes, just like the admin was, have you seen the disgust on his face while molodoy was acting like a thirdie?>>2228381what happens on the server is enough for me.>>2228382yes and?>>2228385I like VAR, sadly the problem is that while the games are more fair, it makes the injustices feel even worth than before. I'm not german.
magixx will get mindraped by fallen if they even make it to nuke
>>2228394>yesstay mad then, loser
>>2228392yeah im wondering why while they can produce many good players, russia struggles to produce good igls
>>2228393-sw1ngle
God Harry and Hugo so goated
is d2nk gonna rage toggle like he usually does when they're down a map?
>>2228398Yes, I will.
sick pistol
goatkindar
>>2228394Joyless and soulless. You are lost
This is going to be the YEKI show
>>2228408how do I get out of this rabbit hole?
>yekingawd feeling it on an aim mapumm, sp0r0t sissies??
>>2228400Try to tard wrangle a ruski in a match and you won't have to wonder much longer
zontix sens is so fucking low and his aim is slow rofl
Spirit with some Falcons-esque man advantage losses today
>>2228422what is this webm even meant to portray retard
>>2228423NiKo's seed is in d0nk
>>2228422Is that Donk partying?
>>2228424armpit sex >>2228426yes
heh
>>2228424a "human" who's 60% plastic
>>2228422stop posting these disgusting bugs retard
zont1x about to drop another dust 2 banger
>>2228422>botox-filled, dead expressionless faceRemind me what's attractive about this, do kpop fans really like this?
>>2228430man she looks horriblebreathing like a fish out of the water, 1% body fat, very clear plastic surgeryhopefully she gets well after gets too old for kpop stans (18)
Hot damn that was an awful hold. Everyone forgot to aim on Furia.
yeah we gonna see nuke
>>2228439that's their real level
Given how important the mechanic is, i wonder if valve will add smoke-break assists or if it's even possible to code something like that in.
lol what a crazy round
Hit em with a "rash B blyat!"
HOLY FUCKING DONK WHIFFSEND HIM TO THE GLUE FACTORY
WTF THE FUCKING TEAM PLAY
yekingod
This series alone is more fun than the maps we had yesterday
what a smart play from KSCERATO
>toggling and still losingoh no no no
lol
mologoy
>>2228459I really wanted to see his reaction.
>>2228459molodoy is so lucky he lived there
>>2228459zweih would have aced this
The Brazilian coldzera.
Ohnonononono Zpirit
Donk is toggling isn't he?
>gotta stop herwhat did he mean by this? i know magixx is ugly but i thought he's a male?
d2nk when pistols shoot back
donk is so bald
>>2228475frfr
Lucky ass shitty team
stop showing the cute spirit fan I don't want her to be sad :(okay FINE spirit can have a map 3, as long as they lose
so lucky, zontix with 1hp gets two frags
molodoy really needs an awp to frag
>bodyshots with the deagle>headshots you with random spreadhow do you respond
>>2228491I don't need to because statistically those were likely his only frags of the half
EDWARD!!!!!!!!!
based donk fuck that belorussian fraud
that nuke is gonna be fire
benny hill/scooby doo round lmao
>guy holding pasha sign gets bigger cheer than edward in personrough...
>>2228511POLSKA GUROM
what a horrible CT side from furiayou're not jame or cadian, two-faced toledo, stop gambling when you have no idea what you're doing
Can't do shit when molodoy is this impotent and no one else is stepping up
man furia can't hold B to save their life holy shit
>>2228511why'd we cheer for a guy who got carried by zeus and markeloff
>>2228511>cheer for ukranian or homeboy pashahmmmmmmalso, i'd be surprised if half the crowd even fucking know who edward is
>>2228402feels like harry is overdoing it, as if he's copying scrawny's scream as loud as possibly gimmick when he's great without having to exaggerate his hype
https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-576d09a3-455c-4312-95a9-bbc93c58d409
i wonder what freya looks like without makeup
>>2228511why would polish cheer for a russian subhuman?
>>2228528harry is just constantly yelling every round for no reason it's giving me an actual headache
This spam is so retarded, but I can't help but chuckle when I see the retards in chat spam shit like this. What do they get out of it
>having chat opened
>>2228537lulzragebaiting is fun especially when it's a low iq bait like this one
>>2228537they do it to put a smile on our faces
>>2228491he KNOWS you're going to crouch
>jL on the analyst desk
jL actually has nothing to add it's almost impressive
>>2228549epic twitter meme sir
