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>v0tality vs f0ze
Dang I fucked up while copy pasting and left in the BO5 part
soon
>>2238458
>>2237822i wouldnt say Jame is baiting, i was really impressed with parivision trades, he also won multiple clutches specifically with AWP. But i am pari believer
>>2238468Sexa is one lucky dude...
he's so back
>>2238474GOAT igl effect
AWP IN CS 2 IS FUCKING SHIT
>>2238484What no sAw does to a mf
>>2238494ya
https://x.com/PassionuaGG/status/2022340057173295334GRIM
>>2238530i dont get it
>Skipping ClujIs hally retarded?
>>2238542brvoooooooooo they need a break bro they need to recollect themselves broat least navi isnt cucking out iM again from playing in his country
>>2238546it should be the other way around, vitality are the good guys
Passion UA +try confirmed, looks like rumors werre true
great, another fake na team
so...nocries huh
>>2238650cheater
>>2238583i'm guessing hallzerk goes to heroic or glpersonally hoping heroic because it's one step closer to the fully scandinavian line-up i've been dreaming of
>>2238653>FL>CN>ARE>HE>REwhy
https://x.com/PassionuaGG/status/2022370293868638303
>>2238692pretty sure flcn is used a lot in game huds
is they really gonna make kvem/grim anchor
humiliation vloghttps://youtu.be/3ukLWHCrn2I
>>2238704holy shit frozen became a skeleton
I'm getting backstabber vibes from frozen... He's starting to doubt faze bros.... I don't think I can stomach another ropz esque backstab bros...
>>2238715he will join navi. lots of transfers fucked up for a lot of players during the break for some reasons.
>>2238704sovl real ones upload the highlights and the lowlights
>>2238715actually truehe joined faze to get into a better team. but the onky time faze has been a top 5 time since he joined was the first 6 months. he's slowly starting to realize he downgraded when joining faze.
>>2238458isn't it a bit sad how this guy is obsessed with making threadslike it's so obvious
>>2238720as opposed to mouz? they are just a bit less raped than faze to be quite honest
>>2238704damn twistzz full on blaming the krakow PCsdonk mouse was also DC'ing
>>2238726lmaothis is what faze results look like. they go out 16th almost every other tournament. semis in real tournaments twice in the entire year.
kek karrigan completely shitting on bc game
>>2238731The period when broky came back, from Cologne to Fissure, literally looks like a tier 2 team lol
>>2238715"backstabbing" implies an UNdeserved betrayal.
>>2238717Would be good for Navi, it's just the type of player they need, a lurker that makes a difference but that isn't too expensive like a superstar. when jL was fragging out on this position they were contending for trophies, and frozen is better than him.
>>2238715I mean they did backstab rain, deserved
is 100t going to be better than faze?
I kinda forget frozen hasn't won a major
there's no way this little nigga couldn't get a better team than pua...
>>>/sp/153421153get in here fags we're turning /curl/ into /cs/
>>2238870stay the fuck there retarded sp nigger
>>2238852the only viable option in the top 10 was g2 and malbs obviously has blackmail on someone so that's a no-goimagine g2 with senzu and a decent awper though... sheesh
>>2238852Might be trialling his English skills without that much commitment. I bet he will get a lot of international bidding for him once his stint is over and if they hear his English is good enough to play professionally.
>>2238901his english isn't good but the claims of him basically not speaking english at all were made up to get him out of interview duty. same with 910.t. knower
>>2238852he'll wipe his tears with his new huge salary.
Senzu is overrated.
my bussy overloading with cream for tomorrow#fazeup
>>2238852Having nobody involved come out and say anything about why they'd kick their star player when they were having their best results + having an extremely restricted talent pool to pull from suggests that he did something really bad to the level of like cheating or matchfixing or some extreme behavioral issues. For any org worth a damn picking up a Senzu isn't that enticing until you know that this kid isn't going to burn you when you pick him up, so the only people looking to take that risk would be c-tier orgs like pua. also >>2238916
>>2238923clean your room bucko
>>2238930I don't think it's cheating or matchfixing, because in that case he'd quietly retire instead and keep a low profilemore likely is that there were some personal issues, like fucking somebody's gf, gambling addiction etc.
>>2238704What is up with Twistzz and the stolen valor accentlil bro youre canadian being around a few scandinavians for a couple years is not making you sound like that
>>2238704Justice for my vegan goat. There was a fucking rat in the ESL staff.
>>2238960>raised by single mom >abused by mom's boyfriend this will answer every question you have about his behavior.
>>2238960https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirroring
>>2238960it's actually fairly common when you're around ESLs. They speak a more simplified form of english that's basically its own dialect and if you speak that way it makes it easier for them to understand you.
>>2238983>>2238990if you're not a goober trying to affect an accent it doesn't carry over to conversing with fluent english speakers. at that point you'd "code-switch" but he doesn't, he just speaks like a retard full time.
>>2238852He's got a pending ESIC ban on his head bro, I don't think other teams want to take such risk
>>2238996it does when you're with esls 12 hours a day 6 days a week constantly speaking and listening while your wife is also esl and you live in europe
>>2239000stfu faggot
>>2239002holy uneducated uninformed cope LOL
>>2239001Scandis and other pros spend all day speaking broken english on faceit or not speaking at all and they are often more intelligible than twistzz. I've seen him do it in an interview dialogue with english interviewers. For an accent to bleed over like that you'd have to live in a country speaking another language for decades at that age. No white guy who moved to Asia and got an asian wife has ever come back sounding like a jungle gook.
>>2238715>backstab king br1ky>backstab king ra1nbe grateful your judas clan org hasn't been dissolved yet
https://www.hltv.org/news/43865/passion-ua-sign-try-and-senzu>try (the player) will try (the attempt) his hand outside of a South American squad for the first time in his career.Does hltv.org know?
Zywoo is scared SHITLESS of NucleonZ
Zyn it up broskiis!
It's over
>>2239067The Brazilian monkeys won't like this. Sometimes I wonder if they even know molodoy isn't Brazilian.
>>2238949Sure, but we have been given nothing to go off of besides the obvious lie of "le emotional burnout" so all we know is that it was bad enough that mongolz don't want him back. So, he goes to t2 with PUA and earns his rep back if he's the real deal.
>>2239033>passion UA sign literal mongol and a third worlder funny
>gringos going coocoo itt again...
>>2239093>give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you
just got my friend to 26k premier despite him bottomfragging most games...I'm a 20k gamerdad playing 3 matches/week
>>2239107carry me too daddy
>>2239086>the obvious lie of "le emotional burnout"basement dweller mindreaders at it again
>>2239121If you think this way I don't believe you've ever had a real job, you're incredibly naive if you can't read between the lines of a PR statement.
>>2239135makings of a kino lineup if they get rid of ag1l and pooii
>>2239135the most onions jersey ever
>>2239141its sovl you just have no taste
>>2239135>>2239137I have 0 belief in this lineup and won't be surprised if they lose every qualifier and go out close to last at the portuguese vrs farm, not that I want that but it just seems inevitable
>>2239131Tell us then oh great mindreader, why was p00hy kicked from m0uz?
>>2239150well he's shit for starters
>>2239131i didn't say i believe it, i am saying that dismissing it as "obvious lie" is stupid and there is no good reason why it can't be true. he was with the other 4 Mongolz guys in a talk show together talking like they're still friends, maybe he's just not built for this shit and that's it. he was a young guy who's been very far away from home for like 600 days in two years, they don't even have a bootcamp in Europe, just living hotel to hotel. even Zywoo talked about considering a break in 2nd half of 2025
>>2239162>maybe he's just not built for this shit and that's it. he was a young guy who's been very far away from home for like 600 days in two years, they don't even have a bootcamp in Europe, just living hotel to hotel.here's what I mean, you're appealing to the pr statement and relating to the emotion without examining it. is going to play for wildcard going to increase his ability to ground himself and be in mongolia? is he going to be playing NA quals from ulaanbaatar with 500 ping?
>>2239165wildcard lol i mean PUA, same shit, different org.
>>2239135these niggas are in pajamas
>>2239154Why was he kicked just as soon as the season started and not during the player break?
>>2239174because buddy forgot to send the email before leaving for leaving for Christmas vacation
uhh...you DO have a girlfriend to watch the navi and faze matches tomorrow right?
g2 twistzzfalcons frozenmouz karrigangamerlegion/heroic brokymonte jcobb
>>2239067mologoat mogs that beta zoomer
>>2239249>beta zoomer that's not a contrast for m0l0d0nkey
>>2239249fax
>mologoatEven fewer people than the ones who say wondergoat say this
>>2239249molodoy doesn't mog anybody. He looks like he has down syndrome honestly. + The acne is awful. Meanwhile donk is roaming the streets of Milan with his tall goth gf. Plus he's got the AirPods in, that's aura right there.
you now remember MSGoat btfoing asstralis at dreamhack masters stockholm 2018
How many for No Fans Dan today?
Before we begin this new tournament, just a quick summary of judas clan thus far in 2026:https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389655/mouz-vs-faze-iem-krakw-2026
>>2239367bout tree fiddy
blud was so buckbroken about being ignored, he had to reply to himselfkwab!
plumber era > fag era dial those bots down from expert to hard and you got a new age cs game.
>>2239135They managed to make rain look skinny. What a shit jersey what the hell.
>>2239249>mologoat
Unc fallen is rolling back the years
how to fix jitter?
>>2239429magnesium glycinate supplements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj2p_MgtOzAI tried out the bald goat's settings and I got a huge fps boost.
>>2239429Fix you internet, fix your CPU, fix your router, if you can't, add 1 ms / 2 ms buffering in cs 2 settings.this may or may not helphttps://github.com/AveYo/LeanAndMean/blob/main/fix_network_bufferbloat.battest bufferbloat herehttps://www.waveform.com/tools/bufferbloathttps://bufferbloat.libreqos.com/https://arshankhanifar.github.io/
>>2239435You don't need 4x MSAA, also i'm pretty sure you can use low shadows now if you want player shadows and medium if you want player shadows + grenade shadows I could have sworn jumpthrow binds were banned engine_low_latency_sleep_after_client_tick true / false — im not sure it actually does anything, at least i didnt feel anything
https://www.hltv.org/news/43866/bestia-sign-nachoWe had Taco, we had Nacho. All that remains is Burrito and quesadillo.
>>2239533What would happen if m0nesy and her had babies. Would the child look the exact same?
>>2239533imagine cosplaying as fuckin kyxsan kwab
>>2239564goat macedonian igl
I'm fazing... I'm fazing really fucking hard right now bros...PLEASE GIVE ME ONE MORE RUN AT THE GOLD, BOYS#FazeUp
ESPORTS SOON
>>2239588what the fuck matches are delayed 30 minutes
I love this format so fucking much. We get to watch f0ze get gaped and raped 3 times.
>>2239591feels more deserved when teams make playoffs tooin esl tournaments top teams often just face two low tier opponents and then directly get to playoffs
I love this format so fucking much. We get to watch vitality get gaped and raped 3 times.
faze to win in devastating fashion
>mention f0ze>f0zecuck starts seething about v0tality out of nowhereTruly buckbrokenAlso it's not gonna happen kwab v0tality are the ones who do the raping in case you've been asleep for the past year
>>2239601>talk about vitality>bring up faze out of nowheretruly buckbroken
Just got done bussin to Amy Nosferatu railing some burly hairy dude.Anyways FazeUp!
>>2239603explain >2239597 lil pupclearly my post >>2239591 made you uncontrollably seethe kwab
this place is so fucking gay and retarded, for quite some time now, the majority of posts made are just lame attempts at pissing off fans of teams/players that they dislike, fuck you dogs
>>2239607If the f0zecucks weren't incessantly spamming before Budapest we wouldn't be in this predicament today. You reap what you sow.
>>2239607The tranny seether is ass blasted because he had to wait an entire month, the grand final in Budapest, and vitality themselves to finally put an end to faze.
>>2239612>trannyuhm >>2239604
>>2239614Self fagging this early huh
>>2239616kek literal faggot accusing me of samefaggingthis team is done hahaahahahaha
>>2239607It's been like that since the Zoomer invasion (Late 2024). donk, kyousuke and m0nesy are bringing millions of zoomers to scene and its consequences are now starting to show. I miss the good old days.
Can you two fags just fuck off to hltv to do your retarded larp battle there? Imagine wasting months in of your lives trying to gotcha and ragebait each other over nothing. Absolute losers.
today im danish futa enjoyer
don't blame me lil nigga im willing to let bygones be bygones if the f0zetards stop shitting up the thread with their misc autism, such as the viewsfag (which has already been thoroughly deboonked)
Praying Vitality really is the second coming of Astralis just so I can stop coming back to this place because I'll take a break from Pro CS. This place is unsalvageable now. Maybe in 3-4 years it will be better.
>>2239632>my imaginary war with internet strangers You and the faze retard are so fucking pathetic. I can only imagine what your parents think of you.
>>2239638funny you're always silent when that faggot is shitting up the thread but only get uppity when I retortthis is like the third or fourth time I've noticed you doing thiskys
>>2239641>B-But what about himComplaining like I’m your teacher or something lmao. Stop being so fucking pathetic. I clearly told you both to fuck off to hltv to do your little queer larp battle. You’ll both get the attention you’re so desperately seeking there.
kek this uppity redditnigga thinks he's doing somethinggo be a janny elsewhere
>>2239635I'll stop paying attention to the scene if they win cologne, probably forever, I definitely wouldn't miss any part of the garbage community
thank fuck the cancer is taking itself out
Ryu my goat
ignore and report off topic posts that shit up the thread
>>2239651>he thinks the cancer is going to leave when it literally just talks to itself
Holy shit astralis is back
rigged railroaded shit
The turks wil lose
https://x.com/OhItsRashid/status/2021505665446088747
>time is running low>lets all peek at once, expect one guy actually cant
ive seen enough, astralis is shit
what the fuck was that? just give them site lol
OOOOOOOO GIGACHAD GIGACHAD HOOXI CALLS OOOOHH PROFESSOR 6-18 MASTERCLASS OOOOOHHHHHHHH CHAT SPAM GIGACHAD!!
Harry just said his account is trade banned? Even the casters are cheaters? WTF is wrong with these degens. I dont understand how your account can be in bad standing if you are simply a normal guy.
>>2239564we love kyxCHAD here thoughtever
holy fuck scraunders are so unfunny
>>2239708bloody basterd
>>2239708>"life is like a box of chocolates">"and sometimes you get marzipan. I dunno even what that IS but I hate it">".....well.... you win some you lose some"Thats literally hilarious. You dont like 4 hours of that?
faze match in an hour.... vs the titan that is Heroid... how we feeling f0zechads?
>>2239715Who said which line? I assume Launders said the ".....well...." line
This is a PariJame thread. You need not apply.
>>2239725This post was meant for (you)>>2239721Faze is over here until Broky makes a clutch again.
>>2239728he will be making 4 of them today.... you bloody basterd bitch
>>2239680RAPEDAND GAPED
it's rolling schedule right
>>22397333dMaxchads rejoice
ive seen enough, FUT is shit
>>2239737we been knowing this
AHHSTRAHHLIS
>>2239680wtf did I just watchIt's somehow one of the most horrifying things I ever saw on this shithole of a site and I used to lurk the the gore threadshow do I forget about this
>>2239742w-what is it
>>2239742>https://x.com/OhItsRashid/status/2021505665446088747NTA, but I found it thought provoking. Obviously my initial reaction was disgust at how disturbing it was, but the tweeter made a good point. They are little bugs, they probably dont even feel pain or something. Then I wondered what the poles were made out of, they kind of look like lollipop sticks.
>>2239743Aurora roster being raped
cmtry is so shit its unbelievable
>>2239745>>2239742There is a lot more and a lot worse, i can post bilibili link if you want, its not pleasant
>>2239743actual cockroachs getting repeatadly impaled by a toothstickin the anus>>2239745I'm mostly disgusted by the dude going through such lengths to "rape" cockroaches to the point of making a machine for it (great caster by the way) just to make his point. also I don't know if they feel pain from this but the human brain will definitively interprete it as unecessary suffering>>2239753nah I'm fine, I've seen enough for the rest of the month
Wish him a happy birthday.
>>2239755>anusdo they actually have one?
>>2239753>here is a lot more and a lot worseYou mean he does other machines with roaches? I don't really want to see it but can you describe one other thing? Does he make a rack to pull their arms off or something?
jame 1v3 clutch ez
my moussies playing :)
>>2239759they do have to shit so yeahis it here ? I don't know, I doubt it, but you get the idea
>>2239760he does a lot of shit and not just cockroaches but rodents, fish and other bugs as well. Its both unpleasantly disgusting and at the same time morbidly curious to watch
i heckin love tech pauses
>>2239768They really are bug people
FUTAchads where we @???
>>2239756brokys parents had fucked on valentines?, awwwwwwww
>>2239777them fumbling anubis kind of killed my vibe nice trip 7s
>>2239782Anubis is Aurora's best map thoon the other hand Overpass is looking great for now
>>2239777>>2239782same but also that chink shit kind of hurt my soul
>>2239635What made me stop following pro cs back then was the krieg meta. I basically wasn't aware of the astralis era. came back in 2022.
its ok roach bros... we win either way...
kek noaura roachies
>>2239756what an unfortunate date to be born when you're in a couple
humiliation
>>2239800should have been 0-2 but fut threw anubis
how pgl be letting this shit happen mang
>cant see money on hudfuck this nigger hud
sigh....those delays.I will have to come up with a lie for the missus about cancelling our valentine dinner.
God Mouz is so auralesscan these niggas disband already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA
>>2239781based retard, no they fucked on either mother's or memorial day take your pick
>>2239820>no they fucked on either mother's or memorial dayhow so?
yeah, I'm thinking we're back
>>2239822I was watching
>>2239826No I mean the date, the birthday is the day your parents fucked
>>2239826based Liquid fan
karrigan got his boot on they neck
>play against jame>immediately start saving on t-sidein awe at his avra
Ok im happy parivision fixed whatever mental issues rookies had, they are playing good
f0ze can still fuck this up
>>2239828they should change the name then, people might get it confused for the day you were born
Faze doubters???
>>2239854>struggles vs heroicyawn
Happy birthday to /ourboy/Nice first game for the lads in red, overpass was kinda shaky before, seems like karrigan put in the hours for it.
jame top fragging against mouz damn unc
>im not calling zweih trash >buuutHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Faze picked ancient? Unc has gone insane
buying on t side inferno is so fucking bad
>>2239864tab back in zweih
FUCKING AIM PUNCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH JAME SUKA WHY PEAK PIDOR
VPbros...it's literally over
damn scrawny really dropped a "lucky larry" on xertion getting all those smoke kills
>>2239872at this point they need to just buy fut. the team is unsalvageable
it's over parivision must be forced to disband
>>2239876apparently FUT has a clause that they can't be bought as a core
this looks so one sided it feels like a some weird jame 5d chess
>>2239880 (me)i doubt they planned to lose that badly but still, feels weird
JGODDD
Damn the fuck going on with all these tech issues
>>2239894first PGL event?
>>2239897vitasissies stroking their pecker to this one #loveislove #gayfrenchniggaskissin
bro what kind of keyboard/mouse are faze bringing in to constantly have problems
>>2239902toggler hardware
Grim (the situation) for PARIVISION
i fucking hate mouz, they always take 40 minute long tech pausesfucking jewish niggers
someone kill scrawny already
THE JEW IS MOCKING US AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
zweih looking cute today
guysits brokys birthday
i dont see anything special from jame, as if there is 0 calling mid game and they just set their destination from the start of the round
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
GODKY
Holy rape from our favorite schizo
kekroic
Nice.
f0ze niggas be asking tech pauses for this?
Jame read like a book by fuken brollan lmao
kek goyvision
Most likely outcome not? Unless falcoons really really drop the ball
Has this G2 squad beaten vitality before?
>>2239936a woman like anne hathaway wouldn't be caught dead in a f0ze jerseyhot women like g2 and spirit
>>2239944well duh, they won the final at london
>>2239810Nice one loser
big richie lookin fresh
goat2 bros, ww@?
>>2239956This is a Vitality thread#VFORVICTORY
>spunj and machinelfg
what if you just yanked richard's hair off
>Heh, sorry Goy2, flameZ wins this pistol
PEAKWOO
what a fucking brawl on mirage
G2 have huge firepower ngl, the issue is sunpayus being so inconsistent.
why is the thread dead? falcons are playing.
>>2239989FaZe match already finished. They came in, raped and left.
fucking apex costing US the round with his greed
fat jew lucky
These Frenchies suck
Mezii ghosting
COVERWOO
Cmon hunter give me 4 more
GODZ
flamez keeps giving away opening kills and literally putting the team in danger.time to call donk.
tick tock vitalityfags
All part of the plan to give ropz an ace
That faze dna on stabz
mezii not antiflash......they jsut don't give a fuck about this event or they are washed?
Holy rapeeeeee
not sure how this vitality performance will effect their youtube views....
Vitality got a buff from using ugly shirts. This kino black shirt is debuffing them, they need to go back to the ugly ass yellow or white shirt.
malbs thinks he can face GodwOo?
Lalalalala vitalityyyyy
>>2240049It's fun to dream
i'm so mad that we can't see the money on this shit hud
I've seen enough, G2 is worthless
this Indian g2 fan, formerly mouz one is genuinely pretending to be a vitality fan to try and trigger others while they're beating his own team, so pathetic kek
>>2240056EWC HUD was peakthese niggas need to use it, matter fact errybody needs to
saying "donk was the number one player last year" is the new "trans rights are human rights"
Least insecure Shartality fan
>>2240046They won Krakow m8
>no money displaying on the hug when the players are alive>no time countdown between maps
Failcons round
>>2240062No one says that anymore, it was a short lived cope from donk fans and Zywoo haters, but people moved on
>>2240066you gotta admit they behave exactly like those sjw behave
>>2240071richard lewis just said it. launders made a joke about it while casting a game between faze and heroic.
>>2240074>paying attention to a braindead british alcoholic source baby who doesn't even play the game and a canadian stoner retard kz playerLOL
>>2240074they aren't people
Ropz baiter
>whole Vitality is in negative swing despite having plenty of kills, while Zywoo is on +12damn he was that impactful huh
pleas 3dm do the funny
>>2240095I swear round swing is a bullshit metric HLTV invented to make Zywoo look better
>>2239937>>2239946Thanks for keeping up the f0ze hate while I was asleep.
>>2240058fuck are you talking about retard I haven't posted about cluj yetyou're so shit at pattern recognition
>nonhunter
This worthless nigger ghosting HARD
>>2239989It is valentine's
I want G0-2 to be raped as brutally as possible till they kick paypal.
>>2240103
Goy2 CHOKING KWAB
>>2240130I just want my boy Malbs to be happy :(
that round was crazy
Zypoo is scared shitless of Malbs
How good is vitality on anubis?
>>2240151We'll see
MATYS RAPES
-mezii+frozen
zywoo's personality is like a down syndrome dude (in a good way), always friendly.
gpoo
Entrywoo
Rapedwoo
r0pz
If one man can hold you down, two can rape you.
is anubis bad guys sided?
poopz...
why tho
>>2240185very
ropz with the faze dna
ropz is short for droppingz lol
HUNTA
he has been warned, he had to tone it down
>>2240195holy basedshouldn't have redacted this hero's name
ropz bound a key to "kill" in console and pressed it
The backstabber is ghosting hard
>>2240201shit map
inb4 this turns out to be the hardest game Vitality played in the whole tournament
Shit2 losing to fucking eco
GODpex knows this map, he's gotta teach this shit to his boys already
>>2240201>backstabberyou still simp for f0ttigan, despite him kicking broky and bringing him back like nothing happened
G2IQ
>>2240209#trvkef0ttigan (judas) backstabbed br1ky (jesus)
>>2240209>>2240212why did you reply to yourself lmao its so obvious
goatys
rapedEX
BIG COCK HUNTER
wtf ropz really throwing
>>2240213
>>2240213are you fucking retarded you nigger
G2 more like jeet poo
>>2240221>>2240222same person again ahahacommited to the bit i guess
>>2240221Just stop replying to this >2240225 baiting nigger it's not worth it
>the mongoloids
>Hunter RQKEK
G2 is so worthless. Niko stays as the head of the table at the kovac family reunion.
VIDEITYWhen it's not GODwoo carrying, it's GODzWhen it's not GODz carrying, it's GODpexWhen it's not GODpex carrying, it's either GODzii or GODez, or all 5 at the same timeGOATed team
>>2240229kek you wish falcuck
>>2240226f0ttigan simps in a nutshell
mezii disconnected for the whole game, ropz trying his hardest to sell anubis and a top 10 team still can't beat them
ropz aint into kissing jews
>>2240235my goat
>>2240235my man had a bad seriescan't blame him for not being up for the usual fag shit
>>2240235kissing the homies is basedif you're low t you wouldn't understand
well this is kinda fuckedI hope robinson cheers up for tomorrow
>>2240235incel ahh nigga
what's going on? who crashed?
>f0ze get raped>G2 get raped>f0ze disbands, br1ky a free agent>G2 kick paypal, hire br1ky>1000 year dynasty
im crine
HeavyGod really mobmaxxing with the pistol chain
i dont get it, is g2 trying to get a rerun of last round?
>>2240239he's been like this the entire time in vitalityjust look at the webm of him adjusting his desk and zywoo laughing. dude has autism and only seemed normal in faze because broky has the tism too and karrigan is an experienced tard wrangler
>>22402550pex is a better tard wrangler than f0ttiganbecause 0pex is a tard himself
>>2240255he's doing just fine (not today though)
>mologoat practices semen retention>fallen injects himself adrenochrome>10000 year dynasty
>>2240251post faze depression is kicking in
>>2240255>he's been like this the entire time in vitality
>>2240239he's only happy when he performs.
>>2240257Flash-level autism
>>2240262i meant anti-social, not melancholic
Jame’s gooning sessions are no longer giving him presence of mind. Semen retention is the new meta.
why is G2 crying, hunter dc'd while it was 5v2 for Vitality, it's unfortunate that it happened but it would be a complete robbery if they replayed the round
we are herehttps://www.twitch.tv/donacs
what happened
>>2240290
>>2240290are they making them remake the last round because hunter dc'd? lmao
ropz went home to find his dad offed himselfthats why hes sad all the time
Furia team football skills assessment from the keep ups segment:1: sidde, easily2: molodoy (only came at the end so he can't be judged properly, but he trained football as a kid so it's probably good enough for at least #2)*SMALL POWER GAP*3-5: yuurih, Kscerato, FalleN in no particular order*BIG POWER GAP*6: y0ki
>>2240308i will never understand how people can kill themselves, this is the only life we probably have even if it's a sad one just deal with it
>>2240316but sometimes its a really sad onealso mental diseases
>>2240316Lol the fact that you even have internet and speak English puts you in a better position than 90% of humansYou truly don't understand the depth of human suffering.
>>224033320% knows englushat least 50% have internet
cobrazera?more like rapistzera
>>2240337Yeah but they live in India.You could've been born a child coal miner in Africa, a child sweatshop worker in China, in a favela, in a carter controlled area. You could've been orphaned, born with incurable genetic diseased, had abusive parents, born into a poor family etc. You could've been circumcised at birth.Think about how lucky you are that you're not any of these.
>>2240316your life had more good than bad (so far). that's why you don't understand. it's extremelly easy to fuck up your health, finances, relationships to a point where the bad in your day to day outweights the good, sometimes to an extreme degree. or not even that, sometimes external factors (war, economic crises, being a victim of crime etc.) fuck your environment so bad that it just feels pointless to live when all you experience is pain. happy valentines.
Any other /magog/ niggas going to dreamhack Atlanta?
>>2240352I'm still financially recovering from Austin lilbro.
>>2240308yeah his """"""""""""dad""""""""""""now you understand why.
I hate to play G2. their players can be such a huge pain in the ass when they have good momentum. fucking malbs turning into a god when he's on fire.
>>2240373shame about Sunpayus being on the team
who's senzu?
>furia
>>2240399a human bean
I've seen enough, s1zzi is the new s1mple
>senzu's twatter profile picwhy?
>>2240412senzu is a thuggish guy. no wonder he identifies with that nog who his also a trouble maker.
Senzu definitely got caught up in some gambling BS. Gambling addiction is far more common than people realize. I'd lent a friend some money and that retard gambled it away.
Going off the interview with Konfig, the average monthly salary for a CS player is around 10k a month. I wonder what these guys even spend that money on.
the map pool should be expanded to 9 with at least 2 maps being swapped each season
RAPEkindar
>>2240425save a lotlike pro sportball players they have a limited careerunless they're world and they support 45 people with their money
>>2240560>Falcons vs FazeA battle to see which team is more hateable.
>>2240582why would you hate teams who provide kino winning or losing?
>>2240425If they're smart, they'd save it and invest it wisely. A CS pro's career isn't that long and most don't have university education. Once you make your million, that might be it as far as your earning potential goes. Some seem to blow it on shit like sports cars and jewellery.
https://www.youtube.com/live/YyS27DQukIs
*****ATTENTION*****the GOAT rifler uploaded a videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk7fQJJIck4
>>2240628that's not heaton
>>2240628that's not Zywoo
>>2240628that's not heavygod
>>2240560FALCONS VS FAZE HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2240628i will never get used to how squeaky nikos voice isif you heard him in cs you'd flame him for being 15
i am sorry but i will never give a shit about someone called "Azbayar Munkhbold" AND looks like thatalso the only teams i give a shit about are faze (FAZE UP!) and falcons (hatewatching)
Nuke this world & rape everyone
>>2240560>FaZe game is early againMan, please stop. I want to watch them but my lazy ass ain't waking up early.
>>2240235>>2240239>It’s true, I’m unfortunately quite ill but recovering bit by bit. Had nearly 40c fever at home for multiple daysG2 can't even beat Vitality in 5vs4
rip jeorge i guesshttps://www.dust2.us/news/70652/report-nrg-in-advanced-talks-to-acquire-grim-from-passion-uanrg on top 2026
>>2240741damn, hope they go 3-0 so he has a few extra days of full rest before playoffs
>Just wonned 2 premier games in a row after a hard day at work, top fragged in bothFeels heckin' amazing!
>>2240560Lol vitality always gets these mickey mouse teams like faze and mongolz for easy brackets. Rigged ass shit.
>>2240839nice bias.
>>2240839>top seed gets easier opponents sjoked pikachu
>>2240560why cant mouz face the off from the get go? we prolly gonna see mouz wriggle their way into playoffs again only to get raped againso fucking tired of those bench warmers
>>2240840>>2240843how is the team you root for so dominant and yet you're so insecure you respond to obvious b8 about how seeding works lmao
I don't know what to expect with Faze/Falcons. Seems like anything is possible with these 2.
>>2240846weird narrative. I just like to communicate on 4chan. my neurons get activated, and I get a dopamine rush when I get a (You)here's your (You) btw :)
general is more active when matches aren't happening fucking retards all of you
So what's the deal with parivision? They're getting btfo all of a sudden.
>>2240859zweih effect, 1-2 honeymoon tournaments and done
bello
>>2240862Hally was right all along....
>>2240859T1 teams went back to work, that's it.
>>2240589My point is both teams are such that you want to see them lose no matter who they play against.So when they play against each other......>>2240743Man send my nigga Grim to a real team....>>2240846Man sybau
THE NUMBERS FOR DAY 1 ARE UP!
Not even surprised anymore, not even a little bit...
>>2240863why do rural redneck retards think it's cool to have brand logos/names on your clothes? how do they not see how fucking low class it is to be a walking billboard while paying for the privilege. if you want nice things just buy nice things without a logo, nobody gives a fuck you spent $500 on a t-shirt you cringe fag.
>>2240908Ba-ba-ba-ba-balenciaga
>>2240881wait thers games on?
>>2240908it's marketed at city slickers thougheverbeit. nobody in the countryside has a fucking balenciaga branded shirt nigga when's the last time you left your room?
>>2240908>why do rural redneck retards think it's cool to have brand logos/names on your clothes?since when is that about being rural you idiot, cities are full of people walking around like that
>>2240847FaZe will get bodied hard because they are just Failcons with less firepower and just a bit more strategy, but they love going for fights.
>>2240908your reaction is partly why
>>2240908at least adidas and nike niggas have nice logos but these mfs be walking around with a man's name on their chest, they also be wearing most expensive shit they can buy even if that shit makes them look retardedridiculous niggas lmao
>>2240881But viewsfaganon, doesn't this disprove your theory of >f0ze most viewers>no fans dan lolz
>>2240950>No Fans Dan vs a well established, well know team like G2 is only pulling 3k more views than f0ze vs dead no fans team like heroic>V FOR VICTORYkwab
>>2240908the truth is that those overpriced clothes are still top tier quality.
Gotta hand it to the f0zetards, these niggas have mastered the art of c0pe
>>2240954kek b0died that freak
>>2240954jokes aside, I feel that faze are entering into a hatewatch phase now. people don't root for them anymore, the respect towards them is gone. it's sadism and voyeurism. to see how low they can get.
>>2240862I hope the fucking "spirit ruined him" narrative dies now. He's performing exactly as he did on there. This kid is just inconsistent as hell.
>>2240966Amazing how just 1 hippo sank (literally and figuratively) a legacy org>>2240969My nigga Makazze redeemedfuck all these fatties bruh fuck f0ttigan fuck zweightoverweight low skilled pieces of shit
>>2240966We gained a lot of fake fans during the major. The OG loyal real one are still here.ThenNowForever
>>2240972What are you loyal to other than f0ttigan and his boomer-esque "got mine fuck you" antics?
>>2240977Whats this obsession with fattigan? I like thr team as a whole, fattigan is just the nigga with the longest tenure there
>>2240988He backstabbed my favorite awper and my favorite RN and now he's dragging the team down just because he refuses to step down
>>2240988I like him but he deserves to get bullied, in two months it will make 2 years since he won a trophy.
why are faze fans not from the first world?
>>2240972Failcons being so shit and popularizing hatewatching to the levels we have now was a mistake desu. It kinda reminds me of /v/ being insufferable because "people" just want any new game to be the next Tortanic/Cyberjunk/Concord.
>>2241030I was lukewarm about f0ttigan but the f0zeniggas flooding the thread with their shit spam did it for me
Post you're combo
>>2240972>The OG loyal real onethe essence of Faze fans have been bandwagoners and casuals since they entered CS. Faze was the original Falcons, just the American version not Saudi, buying the most popular/best players because they're rich as fuck and hoping the one person with a brain in the team makes it work, that's pretty much it. even the dynamics are the same, buy core of some tier 1 team (or in Faze case even the full team from G2) and change all players except rain within a year, insane pressure of the superteam to win, hatewatching from all other teams fans, it's all there. the difference being that Falcons have zonic at the wheel and Faze had karrigan.
>>2241061True even if I hate to admit it. It is literally that pic of the handsome guy (FaZe) vs the fat guy (Falcons) hitting on a girl at work. Although I don't remember the fans from other teams hatewatching FaZe, it's been too long.
where would zywoo be without goat igl apex?
^these kind of shit baits are why the 'gog is dead in 2026
>>2241094>Although I don't remember the fans from other teams hatewatching FaZe, it's been too long.it was not as strong because there was no political aspect to it, but everyone saw how powerful they are very quickly, in late 2017 when they assembled that superteam roster they made a bunch of finals and won like 3 tournaments in a matter of months. they were the first truly big international team picked up from stars of different (predominantly) national teams and it looked like they could seriously dominate CS, nobody was very fond of that. btw i'm European and i also rooted for C9 in Boston against Faze.
>>2241124he would have given *aAa* their glory back
>>2241124
>>2241153honestly this team would be pretty close to nr1paypal -> zywoo is just a massive firepower upgrade
>>2241138>and it looked like they could seriously dominate CS, nobody was very fond of thatYea that's mostly what I remember. People were scared they would dominate, but it kinda got shot down quick and then like you said it didn't involve any politics so they just became a normal team instead of a hatewatch bait team.
>>2241153PLEASE SAW YOU FUCKING NIGGER KICK THAT SIESTA TAKING MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE I BEG YOU
Big game for /ourboy/ BVLLky tomorrow
>>2241169after the Boston and then Katowice choke people weren't afraid of a Faze era anymore, but still saw them as a threat and a good team. at the London Major Niko took over as IGL mid tournament after a disaster start and they played a bit better, but it wasn't supposed to be permanent. but then they won Epicenter and his ego was through the roof, and for Christmas they kicked karrigan (most likely because of Niko above anyone else), signed his buddy Ynk as coach and adreN (the Kazakh). people saw this as a huge power trip move and Niko basically controlling Faze from then onwards. next two years of Niko IGL era they were both hated and ridiculed, more of the latter because it was a spectacular failure, bunch signings around Niko's "vision" like NEO, coldzera, fucking Kjaerbye, zero real results, total laughing stock.i am talking only from feeling because something like this can't be proven objectively, but my impression is that people, neutrals, started liking Faze only after they brought back karrigan and let him cook with the remnants of Niko's failed experiment, which culminated in 2022 and winning the biggest trophies. that's where all the "Faze magic" stuff mostly comes from and i think people from that era who saw that team being built became diehard fans. but before that it was kind of bandwagoners who came and went with players, and fans of individual players (like Serbs dickriding Niko etc).
>>2241240>after the Boston and then Katowice choke people weren't afraid of a Faze era anymore, but still saw them as a threat and a good team.to clarify this, during this time (first part of 2018) Astralis rose to top 1 and started to dominate so the hate concentration and being the villain team slowly shifted from Faze to Astralis after the Kato choke.
>>2241240>(most likely because of Niko above anyone else), signed his buddy Ynk as coach and adreN (the Kazakh). people saw this as a huge power trip move and Niko basically controlling Faze from then onwards. next two years of Niko IGL era they were both hated and ridiculed, more of the latter because it was a spectacular failure, bunch signings around Niko's "vision" like NEO, coldzera, fucking Kjaerbye, zero real results, total laughing stock.So for the last year, f0ttigan has just been copying from n0k0? kwab!
Bros... Take me back...
>>2241355Damn this is real aura
>>2241355where's norbert?
>>2241367
karrigan hasn't won something without ropz in his team since 2018
>>2241378Ropz is the most important player in cs
>>2241380yet f0ze management would rather let go of him than put a stop to f0ttigan's faggotrycurious.
>>2241380...right after ZywOo
End of the road for parivision
How do these motherfuckers keep getting invited to these events? I swear they do fucking nothing
>>2241387they raped furia and especially y0kindar at Austingod it was so beautiful to see it livehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2382613/furia-vs-pain-blasttv-austin-major-2025seeing y0kindar get stripped and spanked on inferno was a sight to behold
>>2241387they somehow managed to hold decent vrs some time but they're down to #24 now so they won't get global invites anymore if they bomb outbut then some tournaments have like a couple of dedicated spots per region, so they'll probably get invited to a few tournaments that way anyway
my moussies playing soon :)
>>2241390I know you make other posts in this thread niggaYet I've never seen you ever defend your moussies when people are clowning them here.
HustleLoyaltyFuck
Why won't Mouz make changes? Do they need to get raped by the BGC (BIG GYPSY COCK) to understand their current predicament?
Just jerked off to Claire twice, I'm ready to see the boys BTFO NaVi.#VAMOUZ
>>2241401f0zetranny has better taste than you, m0uztranny
>>2241394good vibes only :)
torzsi is so fucking bad
just finished gooning to bbc sissy hypno while my tiny little clitty is locked in chastity and now i get to watch my favorite player (spinx) and team (mouz) play
^these are the "people" who root for f0zecan't believe I've been wasting my time arguing with them
romanian internet strikes again
Whats with all the tech pauses man. Fix this shit already.
damn navi kinda popping off rn ngl
>>2241426kek
damn mouz kinda popping off rn ngl
Is spinx a die hard zionist like xertion and flamez? He seems kinda chill
>Go to play CS2>Double click game in steam library>2nd click missesTHIS IS WHY I'M SO SHIT AT THIS GAME
>>2241428kek
Tech pause wars. The team toggling the hardest will win this shit.
>>2241433damn just as i post this mouz pop off againpop off wars the team popping off the hardest will win this
france is getting humiliated....
reduce the utility’s cost and we will never see a save again
>>2241446make all weapons cost at most $500 and we'll never see a save again
NaVibros...
>>2241449was it like 4-2 to 4-8?
>>2241450that's monkey style baby!!
>>2241440
>>2241454
>>2241449navi is major merchant
>>2241454best french team last 5 years btw
>>2241446restrictions foster creativity, increase kill reward once the bomb is planted
>>2241459lol no. that would mean planting on full eco is bad.
End of the road for Navi
>>2241430I feel you, I usualy have the good read but my mechanics are so dogshit it doesn't even matter
time to replace aleksibat least that might change something
>>2241460then factor in the equipment value, the bonus only kicks in if all T's have armor
Makazze ghosting again. If its not ancient then that monkey ain't doing shit.
I hate mouz so much. They'll beat these shit teams, make playoffs and then vitality will rape them like the have done in the past 10 times or so. Useless fucking team.
>>2241477shut the fuck up
Asstralis vs 3Rmax has been absolute comedy
Damn the mp7 kinda busted right now. No point in buying the mac 10 or mp9 really.
>>2241490mac10 is still good because much faster movement speed. mp9 too but movement speed not as important for ct.
scrawny being so painfully unfunny while we hear launders mouthbreathing in background trying to think of something le epic to addplease shut the fuck up
every gvn should cost 1.3x its current price
who did this?
yeah that's real monkey style
B1ad3 fraud coach
>>2241500
Saving on pistol rounds should be a crime
I dont know why they havent benched wonderful yet. Such a worthless teammate.
>>2241504kassad is always right
>>2241506your career is over sasha
KWABvi
member when blade coach of the year?
imagine if zyPOO had to play on peeDMAX
mouz -xertion -jimphat +donk +b1t and you have the vitality killer
maui is shitting on makazze...
>>2241518makkapee was shitting himself...
>>2241518Good
looking forward to niko shitting on faze
>-aleksib>+hooxiwhat happens?
Fazekino or Jamekino, which to watch..
>>2241523this shouldn't even be a decision#FAZEUP#FALCONSAREHERE
ez
3 rounds is all they get
Fat retard throwing on purpose picking anubis
>guys we got man advantage, it's only fair if we let them have the site for free, everyone leave.
>>2241539Are they using an AI observer?
>>2241540Why do you say that?
faze picked anubis ??? the fuck
JITUUUUUU
>>2241552Trvst
cant believe you guys fell for the classic playing possum on the first half of your own map pick trick from karrigan
>>2241569maybe they shouldn't have let 10 rounds
#FalconsAreHere
>broky not peaking therewhat a faggot
>>2241575its all part of the 3 map plan. #TrustThePlan #WWG1WGA
another casual chadko carry
both igls topping the board
>>2241588>niko topping and monesy bottomingas usual
god of heavy
brokys got to go !!!!
Fazebros... are we still trusting the plan?
>>2241605fffffffffuck no
teSeS AWP >>>>>> br0ky
GODwoo would've got that
Ohnononono zisters Huntah is calling the cumback
>>2241605
GODky
>>2241618yepgodky
holy jame
so fucking washed
Oh shit, fazeGODS, I'm starting to believe
>>2241429what's wrong with being a zionist when you're a jew? imagine not wanting your people to win. I will never blame a jew for being a zionist.
Nevermind
reminder that plop- something, some fat guy paid a fortune teller, and she told him that broky was going to win this event.
>>2241622Like every second game G2 loses PayPal is the top performer but never in wins. Makes one ponder the necessity of a change.
>>2241632he carries pretty hard like 1 in 5 mapsbut then he gigasucks like 2/5
autoshotgun is overpoweredvolvo pls nerf
FaZe is throwing this, aren't they?
FAZEGAWDS
>>2241636that was terrible. they still managed to win that alst round.
all according to plan
whats wrong with toses?
>>2241643It's more fun this way. Pants are shat even if they win.
dust is such a fucking bum how does this guy have a job
JameVision is too strong
Smoke kills are such fucking bs
'member when we rated G2?
>>2241664bullets should do half damage through smokes
why was g2 vitality closer?
>>2241673because ropz was sick, and because they knew weeks in adavnce they were playing against vitality.
>>2241673vita made it harder for themselves by banning their best maps to get some practice
g2 -malbsmid -shitpayus +jame +jLheavygoy on thinnest of ices
KWAB
OH NONONONONO
keep an eye out for a kid named jacob
>>2241695he's gonna make me a lot of cash when he's back to fixing in kolesie
karriGOAT
>t0ses lucky multikill so gets to stay another 6 monthsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#FALCONSAREHERE#KWABCLAN
>f0zeKEK
oh nonononononofaze keks...
high chance of parivision vs faze nowsounds like a comfy game
are they gonna bring up retaking the #3 spot in vrs rankings every time mouz and falcons play a game? they have mentioned it so many times so far
my respect for falcons just plummeted, i thought only kyxsan and teses were toggling, but this nigga is also toggling. im no longer saying #FalconsAreHere.
>>2241713is this blatant?
>>2241713>>2241715retards
>>2241713holy shit, somebody check his PC
>>2241713Lmao wtf
>>2241686>>2241689>>2241707Shut the fuck up
>>2241717it's him talking to himself like usual, same with this post >>2241719
he's gonna leave this shit teamim thinking -jimi +godzen
>falcons won>parivision wonDO NOT LET US DOWN FUT
when is it time?
Let's go futa
>>2241713CRISP
rain really chose gla1ve as coach over dem0n, dziugss and coolio as coach, what a fumble, same with navi for not slotting in some of these guys rather than just makazze
>>2241759not sure if rain would even improve futdevice might, but that's only because cmtry is even worse than broky
>>2241749CLEAN
>>2241762nah those 3 were gonna join 100t, but only as a package
pooprora lost first map to p0in....
>>2241771holy KWAB
>>2241771doesn't matter. nuke is the only map pain can play.
>n0vi let dem0n go for freethe absolute state
FUTAchads >>>>>> furry fags
poopshitia so fucking dogshit
tonight i will goon to FUTa
Now that Futa blew its load on Furia, can they keep it up for map 2?
this futa semen demon needs to join falcons
>>22417881-3 into disband
27-14 127.5 ADR
>>2241790enough about faze
FUT seems to be legit. They could have been a one hit wonder at Krakow but they're holding up.
dan exposed niko a decade agoare other esports this dirty?
>>2241797Bit early to say but yes, they should qualify for the Major, they look like a solid tier 2 team
i would play native if i had at least 300 fps on it, but i dont, so 4:3 bb it is.
>>2241799niko stopped cheating when he left f0ze. he is legit now
realistically who can replace broky?
>>2241808me
>>2241808the bay harbor butcher
hey uh futa what are you doin
was that one deagle + full eco?
>buy rifles>losenice game 2tards
jame bros, i missed the gamewas it a good one?
>>2241815it was okaydust rape was nice
>>2241724wouldn't mind that desu i started liking mouz when he was there
LaunxieJESUS
what's the most likely reason why senzu left mongolz?i've always thought they threw games for bookies and i'm guessing he was tired of doing that since he has a higher ceiling than the other mongolians
Let's go FutaGODs
>>2241824fuh, you made me wanna jork to futa now
Krabeni mastermind
furia is so frauded, holy shit
>>2241824>>2241825I only goon to futa when its /ss/
navi should've just promoted navi academy to main team and fired the paycheck stealersthat's what the navi dota team did and it was a massive improvement
>>2241160>paypal -> Any semi competent AWPer is just a massive firepower upgradeFixed that for you
is jame more skilled than paypal?
>>2241853Yeah next question
we need a a new "NICE"
>>2241853You are too
>parivisionIGL hard check>FUTamechanical skill hard check
>>2241861are 15k premier players better than sunpayus?
>>2241863Your grandma can hit a few awp shots every few games.
OH NO NO NO NO FLUKIA BROS
BULLETS SHOULDNT DEAL THE SAME DAMAGE THROUGH A SMOKE
>>2241871shut up
>>2241871this but unironically
CS2 needs shields
CTs should get laser tripwire mines
has a team ever been a team as giga-fluke as current furia? they're literally barely top 10 in terms of real skill but somehow just luck out insanely hard.
bullets should not make holes in the smoke
>lose in 2nd otfuria humiliation
smokes should be poisonous and bullets going through smokes should leave damage over time on the targets
>>2241886T's should cough in smokes because they don't wear gas masks
>>2241890TRUE, and their eyes should get sore with a on screen effect
MOLODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
gah damnzy the woo would've hit those
Fanny pack shot lol
that was hot
this launx skeleton going to pass out from screaming
KINO KINO KINO
dem0n is toggling is so obvious. kjaerbye type of toggler
>>2241903https://youtu.be/LVUVa48-pJchttps://youtu.be/BKUDu9EEfAohttps://youtu.be/PIxmavU9t7o
fackin aveepee noob gun
>0% chance you're ready for thisCursed FalleN there
I hate how furia are always saved by sprays in smoke at monster
i agree on shields
what's the actual argument for niko > xantares as goat rifler?
My Latvian GOAT waking up when it matters
yekinGAWD
is yekindar's deal just pushing aggressive early positions and hoping enemies don't check unusual spots?
>>2241922he's won more (only because of better team mates)
Futa ran out of stamina..
>3 OT pooria pick btw
>>2241922niko has infinite better gamesense than xantares
It Appears My Superiority Has Led to Some Controversy
>carried by cryptochink and latvian
>>2241937based ski nation
>>2241905the first clip there are two walls and the ct is too far away, a coincidencethe second clip was the gotv errorthe third clip is the only weird onethe fourth clip is a coincidence, i dont know what sens he used at that time but its below 2 400dpi so it makes sense that he is lifting the mouse constantly to not eat the whole mousepad while positioning himself for anglesthe fifth clip is a coincidencethis is not a coincidencet. expert at spotting togglers
>>2241976dan has never been wrong
heroic is #30 on vrstime to say goodbye because they're not getting to more t1 events
good they fumbled hard
apparently heroic fucked up alkarens visa somehow so he got banned from entering europe
>>2241985they fucked up not selling their core to bcg and continuing to play without an awper, now everything except nilo is almost worthless
new b8 awper might be the goat
>grim nitr0 oseeKino.
It's over, futa can't last three maps, it's all limp now.
new b8 awper a lot cuter than the last
i like flacid futas...
furia sisters??????????
>>2241999Anubis is bottom-sided, chill
>spirit lost to this
I don't like this guy
What are smokes?
holy shit stop screaming you romaniangypsyrapebaby
>>2242020But t side fits more as top, which is futas strength tbdesu
has spunj always done this "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" or is he just phoning it in now
>>2241990i feel bad for nilocouldn't perform at the start when the team was relatively functional, now he and xfloud are the only ones doing anything i think they'll probably get hallzerk
yeah it's over FUT bros
>>2242042he did to some extent but he's way overdoing it recently, doing his best scrawny impression since he's no longer getting grand finals maybe
>>2242042yes he always did."partial""all good in the hood""save!""OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH"
futa....
Humilliated by a macaco sitting like a formula 1 pilot, gg go next
SEMEN TREE
why does kwabcerato, a professional rifler, forget that after jumping his spray will have massive inaccuracy
>>2242057it used to trigger me hard how he'd replace every synonym of going somewhere with "pivot" and saying someone were "mantling up" every time they were standing on something, think he stopped that thankfully
>>2242067
>>2242067>why does kwa-ACKKKKKK!
Futabros..
okay im going to bedlooks like this will be tomorrow's gameswill be nice to see faze go 1-3
I can't stand listening to ynk, how is his accent still this shit after so many years?
I can't stand listening to Zywoo, how is his accent still this shit after so many years?
>>2242047yeah hallzerk seems likely, think nilo is gonna get sold to an actual t1 team soon enough though
>>2242088True but he's not being paid to talk, ynk is.
>>2242088I don't know.
i think ropz is on hard drugs
need big richie at more events
the glow up flamez had over the years is actually insane
GODPEX
HOLY SHIT
Mongolia must want to march on France at this point
>>2242116israel is closer, uk is richer
uncpex still got it baby
WTF was that from zywoo? so sloppy
>>2241632>>2241633All this is irrelevant. They don't need paypal to carry 1 in 5 maps. What they need is a consistent awper.G2, it hurts me to see you like this. But you NEED to bomb out 0-3 to understand your situation. Don't try to fight it, just let it happen.
>>2241686>>2241686>>2241707>>2241708kekaroo look at this fat piece of shit mouthbreathing
Is it going to be another Vitality struggling on first map but still winning, and then steamrolling second map?
DEFUSEWOO
>>2242144we'll see
>>2242144probably vitality is 7W 0L on dust ii
yeah they're winning this one too
NOT SO FAST
>the groyper curse is real...
THE MONGOL HOOOOOOOOORDE
Will friendship finally win?
Mongolian scene is so impressive, they changed 5-6 players in a few years from a small talent pool and just kept improving, now going neck and neck with Vitality as well
>>2242164frenship always win
Vitality with ropz ill looks exactly like old Vitality with Spinx lol
>>2242172who could have fill in for ropz?
this nigga RETARDED
will be eating sweet chili cheetos with cherry coke this evening
What is Spirit even doing right now?
>>2242189some vlog content and shit, they're the russian 100Thieves except they have donk so they even win something here and there
>>2242186shiro gotta share how he got these hoes
lmao apex
>>2242178
>>2242180futa shots are always bigger
and thicker
>peeking double doors with a rifle into Zywoo
>>2242194kek
https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/2023088717859316157vitality doesnt have aur-
SNEAKYWOO
Nimblewoo strikes
>Mouz - Vitality in the 3rd roundagain kek
>>2242238>he thinks vitality are beating mongolz
>>2242272>telling people what to feel and how to behavekwab
>>2241808No one.
>>2241732>have sunpayus who shits the bed 85% of the time>have a young CIS prospect in your pocket ready to be slotted in>loan him out to Brazil (???)i don't think we're cooking fellow g2sissies
fuck those mongolz are so lucky
>>2242277too rich to watch anything unless it's a playoff match or it has s1mple there
>>2242218Messi is such a basedtard.
>>2242272FUT aint surviving IEM Rio
Combined British and Jewish sneaky tactics
botz...
...and botwOo...
the more I watch CS matches, the more I realize I'm not cheering for a team but for whoever is CT sideI'm on the spectrum aren't I
>>2242326that's definitely weird
>>2242326CT is supposed to be the underdog side so it's understandable.
VIDEITYGOATWOOMONGLOLZ
>>2242307why are Brazilians like this? and turks? why do they always resort to threatening violence
>>2242326>cheering for the good policemen instead of evil banditosNGMI
jame finna RAPE f0ze
furia falcons kino
>el assicowhat's the point of having these cynical boring faggots like Ynk on desk, the only thing he can get excited about are fucking serbs
my moussies :)
poor performance by zywoo today. by his standards of course.is it over?
he should've been born a woman...
https://www.twitch.tv/snaxIsn't he playing for GamerLegion? Bro doing free marketing for VP lol
>>2242370t. least faggy spirit fan
>>2242370zontix tired of this nonsense.
>>2242370why is he smiling so zesty?
>>2242307>>2242340its the vira lata complex
>>2242370funny how a on a team all russians are sissy twinks but the one ukrainian is a stoic chad
What if MOUZ beats Vitality?
>>2242461we'll know for certain God exists
passion ua robbed us of 2 more potential contender teams
>>2242504nrggrim will win cologne
Throwing weights around in the garage this morning. Pissed off at NAVI not having more money than Passion UA to buy Senzu.
>>2242504>interest from three top-ten teamsbut why? he's probably good but so far mostly vs brazil teams and even then kl1mple is better.
>*Update, 23:14 : Natus Vincere's Head of Esports, Amiran "aMi" Rehviashvili, has taken to X to refute Rjabovs' comments about Azbayar "Senzu" Munkhbold: "That’s a lie, we didn’t offer anything."lol
>>2242510what kind of bullshit is that anyway? as if senzu didn't have a say in which team he wanted to play next, it's not only about teams selling each others players without their approval. if senzu wanted navi then passion UA's offer would have been irrelevant. all of this is very fishy.
>>2242542kek, mongolz telling navi wanted senzu to up the transfer price
>>2242550more like they considered kicking someone without telling them
>>2242553true desu. it could cause trouble to admit you wanted to replace someone.
>>2242542I don't believe this guy one bit, seems like he's very rattled judging by this response>>2242516he's more proven against eu opposition than kl1m, guaranteed upgrade over broky, sunpayus and probably ultimate, if I had to guess which teams were trying to get him
>>2242568feels like navi wouldnt try a player that barely speaks english though
3dmax has fans?
>>2242573Yeah, french people who don’t like Vitality.
zypoo could never
>>2242593>the sun is an avocadohe's lost it
Damn, faze won another R6 championship. Apparently they are the vitality of R6. Why can't the cs team be like that? Why do we have to suffer and be depressed for this team in cs?
>>2242593bro is literally doing EVERYTHING except grinding cs
>>2242607>Why can't the cs team be like that?karrigan, broky, jcobbb
>>2242607>Why do we have to suffer and be depressed for this team in cs?fattigan is the problem
>>2242593notice how the sun is in the center and it looks like a target or a crosshair. it's a crosshair that it's setting down and he's happy about it. this means he's accepted he's washed now.
>>2242623it's a morning. the crosshair is rising.
>>2242627not true and this is why: it's above the center going down. if he wanted to represent a rising metaphor then the sun would come from below centerline
>>2242593>wearing a plastic protectionkwab
https://youtu.be/uQau_NEKenQ?si=sPNtuB4SLby4ACRPTell you what, this 100T shtick ain't looking good...
the female squad of 100Thieves will be called 100Trannies
>>2242672not going to put so much weight on an online bo1.they're playing a lan next week. let's see how that goes.
we're back (in some other game i don't even know which)
>>2242716They won another the R6 major equivalent. We need to get to another major grand final now.
>>2242716roflmao
There is no world in which Faze is the 7th best team...
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hLGgj7yLvo
>>2242507https://www.hltv.org/news/43876/media-grim-close-to-joining-nrgGrim. (The news and the player)I honestly want Grim to go to a real team, not NRG with Captain Backstabber.
>>2242727What's the lore behind Captain Backstabber?
>>2242729It's a retarded situation honestly. NRG were in red hot form and they had to sub in Daps, their coach, because Nitro wanted to attend his son's birth.Nothing wrong with that, but why wouldn't you bring in a proper sub months ago? What's with this last minute bullshit? Tells me the management for this team is not serious.
tfw no donk bf
>Shalom, mon cher.
>>2242756So this is the power of monies, women will quickly forget that you're shorter than them. Incredible.
>>2242827shut up incel, she loves him for who he is
>>2242837She actually does. You should see some of the shit she re posts on her TikTok account. She's lowkey obsessed with him
tfw no gf to carry me vs smooya
>>2242573ouais grave baise graviti
>>2242843donk 666 and is Russiansuns1de using inverted 666 (999) and is Ukrainian. These scriptwriters are getting too obvious lmfao. She's 100% an American MK ultra sleeper agent. Not sure what her task is but it's obvious she is one.
>smooyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgNe3ix41g
>>2242837and who exactly is he?
Why are there no Japanese teams on the cs? Why is our beloved game not popular over there?
>>2242841>You should see some of the shit she re posts on her TikTok accountlike what?
>>2242857dont think japan has been good at any team esport. they just have some fighting game players.
>>2242857No waifus for the virgins to masturbate to and no heroes that lock you into a playstyle because they can't comprehend freedom of versatility.
>>2242859They're decent at Apex Legends. Basically it has more to do with the gaming culture. Sony's PS5 dominates the gaming market so PC FPS games like CS2 can't get a foothold. Apex Legends allows controllers/cross platform play.
>>2242856strongest number two
>>2242894this shit is so corny manmaking these players do these poses
>>2242894>making an "L" with his armskekekekekekekekeke
>karrigan full senile>retirement imminent>rain accept his fate and decided to IGL>probably going to be stuck on tier 6 hellWhy do they have to get old... the nupros are so soulless...
>>2242952We could've had Rain IGL kino on f0ze if retarded fat fuck fattigan just fucking retiredRain was Faze. Faze died with Rain's departure. Now it's f0ze.
what losing to glocks does to a mfhttps://x.com/GODaZeD/status/2022491657095291132
>>2242850Pretty sure its more likely that Donk is the satanic MK sleeper agent than suns1de
>>2242894i kneel
>>2242962he's kinda hot tho
>>2242996he looks like that "35 year old Brazilian guy who looks 18" meme
>>2242952>Frozen most likely leaving once his contract expires this year>Godkly most likely benched this year (possibly quitting cs for good)>Twistzz will remain and become the IGL (we're all too familiar with his liquid run)>JcobbEnd of the road for FaZe. I've been a fan since Colombus, but this looks like goodbye.
>>2243023see you tomorrow
>>2243023All good things must come to an end. It's probably for the best really, it was a good run. At least I got to see my favorite niggas get a major and my absolute favorite nigga get the major MVP.
>>2243030>you're just tired
>>2243023>End of the road for FaZe
>>2243034mmmm boobs
good scheduling today
what we watchin
>>2243071JameVision, ofc
>>2243071/ourboys/ ofc, jame and bvllky
>>2243071f0ttiganf0ze 0fc
>>2243071
thank g-d we got good casters for this parifaze game
#FaZeUp #FaZeUp #FaZeUp #FaZeUp #FaZeUp_____#FaZeUp #FaZeUp #FaZeUp #FaZeUp____________________#FaZeUp___________#FaZeUp #FaZeUp________________#FaZeUp FaZe_____________________#FaZeUp #FaZeUp_____________________#FaZeUp FaZe_____________________#FaZeUp_____________________#FaZe_____________________#Fa
Kek wtf are these
>>2243081reminds me of street fighter for some reason
(You)
Bro cmon why the fuck we picking ancient? Pick fucking inferno for fuck sakes. This fat retard is trolling.
>https://www.hltv.org/news/43886/passion-ua-ceo-on-senzu-there-were-rumors-about-what-navi-were-willing-to-spend-and-we-agreed-with-mongolz-on-a-slightly-higher-sumNAVI ARE POORFUGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2243095aleksi robbing them every day
navi choose to start ct on anubis?
Damn, Jame just raped Broky
KUBAAAAAAAAAAA
pari look like botsive seen enough
yeah, I'm thinking we're #BACK
>>2243103well this is how mirage looked vs g2 toono idea why pari picked it
HOLY SHIT BROKY HAS GONE INSANE
more like PissVisionLMAO
KUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Holy shit faze is going rape mode right now
i havent really watched a parivision gamedoes belchonk play the bitch roles or no entry support or is he just terrible
>>2243119
>>2243119he's probably the worst but shouldnt be this bad
jamers... we were just first tourney flukers...
FAZE = GODSFAZE = GODSFAZE = GODSFAZE = GODS
How do go from looking seeming unbeatable to scoreboard like this game after game after game?
holy rape
lmaoing @ all these f0ze niggas getting uppity
>>2243125just trolling first game
The mirage rapist
>13-2 holy rape
Speaking of rapehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2389258/eyeballers-vs-faze-blast-bounty-2026-season-1
>broky carried againhaters?
>>2243081>>2243083>>2243085>>2243086>>2243088Damn this is some sovlful eSport cringe. Like the shit from like 12 years ago.
>Jame retard maxxing B rush for the 5th time in a row
hmmmmmmm Aurora bros??we're kinda getting gaped on our best map...
at least roaches are losing...
>>2243136i look like this
Jamechads? Whathefuck happened
Bad look for aurora. They only map they good at and they just got ass blasted.
>>2243139karrigan please stop trolling the veto, if you lose ancient again man...
Pari is good on ancient, no?
>>2243140don't talk to me im grieving
>he doubted karriGOAToh nononono
>jame was the fraud all alonghuh
>>2243148VP management reedemed
PGL is cct but more famous. Last 3 tournaments are very weirdly play. Just keep eye and you notice. First thing that comes in my mind is that in early stages most teams don’t win they’re own map pick similar script and usually tourney winner are some weird underdogs that later fall off because they didn’t win by them self but by tourney decision. It feels like players are playing the game but in crucial moment like clutches they got sabotage somehow by organisation or maybe I l even worse they all compete in this script and all players know how does it work hmmmm . Anyways PGL ain’t it some ai type ssssshhhhhh
MY VEGAN GOAT
OH SHIT HE'S GONE INSANE
>>2243152>sabotage somehow by organisationi kinda unironically believe this, from all the patents by activision and other companies, there is no way valve which had AI director since 2008 is not dabbling in that trash.
jamebros...
>Clutch Clan onlineyippie
FaZe wtf is this? I come here to suffer and you just walk over PV? #NotmyFaZe
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>broky one tap to jame>broky flick to nota which miraculously didnt kill him thanks to the wallwhat the fuck?
ive seen enough, parivision disband and to the front
>>2243166The script writters are cooking
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE JAME'S GOBLINS NOT TOGGLING?
whats up with the slave labour timeout music?
rape cancelled, 8 is all they get
>>2243171oh yeah?
Karrigan just rapes them with a tec 9 cmon bro what is this cringe from pari
UNC ROLLING BACK THE YEARS
>>2243172missinput, i meant 9 is all they get
FAZE DOUBTERS STATUS????
Nigga wtf it was 2v4
>>2243185the script must go on
AI director doesnt fuck with zweight so they sent him first kek
anyone notice the f0zesissies have finally shut the fuck up? kwab
>>2243191we are locked in
>>224319410-11 for p0rivisionnice lock in retard
it's genuinely unbelievable how inconsistent pari is
Now this is the FaZe I know and love
GODKY HOLY SHIT
Fuck...
shush f0ze niggers
holy choke
b1t is shooting so good these days
would be better if they just played classical music
faze it's time
jame bros, how we feelin bout inferno?
>>2243209i feel like it's a 13-3 but i dont which team wins
https://www.twitch.tv/pgl_cs2/clip/HonestSmoggyTaroAliens-Hq71Q8kRWuSwGOBj>twistzz refuses broky fistbump after 3kvibes are so fucking gone. vegan killed another team.
>>2243212KEK
boss -fruitcupx +jeorgesbe -? +fruitcupx
>>2243212i would be sad ngl
Karrigan ace what the fuck
okay pari disband
I kneel
that's not a celebration, he's orgasming from all the prostate stimulation the anal beads gave him to find the players for his ace
aurora losing anubis and navi losing miragewhat
holy shit what a clown shot
...
THE FUCKING GLAWKS
did they enabled aimbot for faze this round? What are those 3 insta headshots lol
GLAAAAAAWKS
>>2243236The script writers magnetized the bullets onto the faceit kids
jameGAWDS we're so back
4 is all they'll get
AI director making it interesting
?????????????????????
broky: target acquired
peevision
um... f0ze troons?
10 is all they get
>rape first map>choke second >shit your pants thirdso this is the power of faze magic..
>f0ze does the slow porch boostngmi "pros"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FAZE WON FIRST THREE HALVES 24-5
okay faze actually wins now
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
karrigan masterclass
>>2243267well 22-5 but has anyone ever lost a series with that start?
Classic broky
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
nice "goat" "igl" f0ze
LMAOOOOOOO FAZIES
HAHAHAHHA F0ZETRANNIES LOST AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH AFATTIGAN GO KILL YOURSELF LIKE YOUR BROTHER HAHAHAHAHA FAT CUNT
Back to suffering I guess
GOATA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>2243212dude, who this Cagandian think he is, what a total faggot sissyfied by his dumbass bitch of a wife
Only faze can shit their pants like this, it's reaching the point where it's no longer funny and starts being sad.
keep in mind faze even won a freak 2v5 ace and a full glock eco
>>2243287dude he was looking for utilities. they fistbumped later
>>2243288it's quite a conundrum because f0ze don't deserve to lose, but fattigan does for refusing to retire
leaving isn't enough at this point. he needs to get killed.
>broker bottom rating again Retards will still blame karrigan
lmaohttps://www.twitch.tv/pgl/clip/SillyHotHedgehogDancingBanana-lfgj_puTSYqQEAZf
>>2243296based tiltermaxxer
>doubting Jamefucking amateurs
>>2243188they show the scoreboards sometimes, it's the same guys who do all events who supposedly are the best, jeyraz or whatever and the other dude
>>2243292I just feel bad for Frozen, man is consistently good but faze still can't win shit.
Faze insta page is deleting comments about broky lol. Fuck this org for defending this retard too much.
it's because we don't have the 5 star jerseys yet
>>2243303He ghosted Inferno
remember when faze won first map 13-2 and first half of 2nd map 9-3?
>>2243304next level of low from faze why the fuck are they covering for this faggot broky so hard? does he have black mail on them or something?
>>2243311ummmmmmmmm sweetie there are simply no better awpers on the market ;)
>>2243303it's time for -jimi +frozen#WelcomeBackHome#MOUZeltov
Surely Navi con win one (1) round..
he's crying and whining again
#HOOXUP
>anal dildo vibrations acknowledged by A steam casters lmao
>>2243315He literally did nothing wrongThe loss is fully on corncobbb shitky and fattigan
surely tonight i will get to goon to FUTa right?
what are they thinking here?
Macacazze throwing coconuts in banana
>>2243326>Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>2243326>Just how much fucking fart animal porn Helvjis has on DraftKings CEO?
>pari won>navi wonCOME ON FUTA DONT LET ME DOWN AGAIN
>>2243330reminds me of that webm with the ukrainian soldier in hospital with half of his brain removed
this navi squad has to be one of the most miserable teams of all time, biskela's downfall as an IGL is clearly his vibes
good guys won again
kind of insane read by jew to just walk out through the smoke and execute both enemies one by one
Futa seems to start hard on the first map winning and then it goes down.. hope it doesn't happen today
>>2243023It's over
phzy needs a better team
>>2243332tyleresque head dent
just crafted THA GOAT Glock :fireemoji
>>2243357very nice combo
lmao but is he wrong?
uh oh starting to hatewatch launx here
>Navi academy vs Navi for playoffs spot is possiblekino, i want them to win
asstralis
OOOOHHHH GIGACHAD HOOXICHAD WITH THE GODGIGA CALLS ON MIRAAGE CHAT SPAM GIGACHADDERS!!!!
might just flip on vita mouz for the hatewatch
-karrigan+mail09+twistzz igl-broky+kl1m
>>2243373>+twistzz igl
>>2243373faze could have the worlds best fragging igl at any time
mongolz disbnad
>>2243315not really
>>2243382it's called reading between the lines
kino mongolz comeback in the making
desperate kek9 rush into round win, you love to see it
only now i found out that karrigan decided on broky coming back to Faze in the middle of Austin majorwhat the fuck man. even if s1mple was too expensive they could have gotten someone else, or just wait until his contract ends if they are that broke.
>>2243387oops jinxed it again
>>2243391the rumor is that frozen didn't want to play with s1mple
>>2243334Who would you get as a replacement? Give iM the IGL role since he is vocal and knows ths system well, then sign a much needed star rifler in his place? i think this is the way to go for Navi.
>>2243396really? where did you hear it, first time hearing this. i can believe it though
>>2243384you're literally projecting though, he's still a drama queen but the tweet is just a standard after loss post
>>2243399I don't remember, there were a lot of rumors why s1mple didn't stay and why did karrigan call broky in the middle of the major to tell him thatnow that I'm thinking about it, maybe I'm wrong and frozen didn't want to play with elige insteadI've already forgotten that he played for Faze 2bh
>>2243402>now that I'm thinking about it, maybe I'm wrong and frozen didn't want to play with elige insteadi think this was the rumor, i remember it popped up when that Faze vlog was released where Elige kind of broke down mid sentence during the video and didn't know what to say.
>>2243396well for sure. rain and simple got into an """""""argument"""""""""" while reviewing a map they lost. rain didn't like simple's attitude, dude was almost crying.
>s0mple kicked out of faze because he couldnt just shut up
>>2243402thorin said he heard that s1mple wasnt being very professional during the events he played but left it open on what that actually meant. i get the feeling he meant he was goin out and gettin pissed up. id trust thorin on this since hes been friends with karrigan for years>inb4 anons sperging about thorin
>>2243405>faze couldn't handle s1mple's chad aurakwab
>>2243413pretty much this
only one man can save f0ze from fraudigan
>>2243411I don't think thorin would lie about that, considering that he's a massive s1mple fanboyIn the IEM Dallas vlog, you can see him ripping into skullz, in front of everyoneI wouldn't be surprised s1mple talked shit to the rest of the team, but they didn't want to put that in the vlogs>>2243403I don't want to sound like I'm defending Faze, but if even rain can't get along with you, you're the problem
>>2243413>chad aura
>>2243418>kicks karrigan>kicks broky>gets monesy>kicks joe cobb>gets kyosucky>kicks neo (we don't need a coach anyways)niko pls come back...
>>2243422twistzz and frozen are welcome to join us, that's a less roundabout way of doing this
faze literally just need a competent awper every single successful team has had one. faze would be fine with an igl that frags like ass every once in a while and a jakub should get good eventually. having your awper at the bottom of the scoreboard fucks everything up
>>2243427>>2243279>>2243270kick b0tniggan
>>2243431of course his last screenshot was about food
>>2243428>kick the igl are you new
>>2243434lmao
>>2243433his searches history was about food as well iirc
>>2243437yes it was about how much a big mac costs
>donk before donk
910 needs a new team
>>2243433>soibeansyikes
>>2243442fer (forma de deaf) was donk before donk. Nigga just full w raped, people knew they were going to get raped and couldn't do shit about it.
>mongolz struggling vs ..............................b8
is there anything more cucked than losing in OT?
>>2243450bring my fat nigga controlez back, they fucked up the team weight ratio
the absolute state of 3dmax
>>2243451losing a game while having converted both pistols
>>2243453please look away
MonGODZ
>>2243453time for neityu, maybe gamble on chucky, belgian awper in genone
910 ravaging the Slavs like his ancestors
b8ers...........
chosenites, ww@? #VAMOUZ
big rich
mouz vs vitality on a monday you couldn't make a worse day
if, against all odds, mouz win this event people will call them cluj merchants and pretend like it wasn't tier 1 because sp0r0t wasn't herethey literally can't win even if they win
>>2243461>Kyiv? More like ash heap LMAO>praise Chinggis Khanb-based?
>>2243477it's a group stage nigganobody will care, even if they win
>>2243479are you illiterate? if not, read it again
>>2243477>pretend like it wasn't tier 1 because sp0r0t wasn't hereno they won't lol, nobody cares that Spirot isn't here, they haven't won an event since mid August 2025
>PGL AUDIOhas been a meme for longer than I watch CS yet those fuckers not once think about taking it seriously?
I should've waited to take the nap now
gay homo
where is jL? i hate this faggot
>>2243490jL is perhaps even more cringe. Something about that guy bothers me greatly
>>2243492 jL owns your little dick
>>2243490we love maui here at /magog/
>>2243489thanks for introducing yourselfwhy did you post a picture of shahar?
>>2243479thats because god hates them
>another slow start for Vitality to then come back and winYawn
>>2243497you should focus on the game so you can give us some yawn-worthy analysis later
>>2243497How many subs did you gift our blessed Snakester during his last subathon?I'm well over 10 by now
GOATWOOGOATPEX
GodWOO
dogwoolol
Mr clutch
>trusting Xertion to use his smoke to clear a molly Top fucking kek
>>2243489we don't sign our posts here.
>>2243497No. We stan RL.
The mouse fears the hornet
>>2243497thiscan't wait for more of his super hot takes about k27 and eyeballers
>>2243514tsmt
>>2243357glocka de macaco
>xertionKWAB
xershit
kwab
mouz are the biggest fucking frauds lmao
robin... my nigga... it's time to go to turkey or buzz that shitenough is enough
BEASTWOO
>already playing the music because they know ZywOo would 2K from there
lmao rolling out the music before it's overthe fucking disrespect
>>2243528yeah... its pretty bad
>>2243534that's a groyper curse on display
>>2243534just needs hairline lowered like big rich and a year of mewing + bonesmash
3 days max, 0-3dmax
Janko going ape mode on mouzzad
>pari won>navi won>fut won>heroic wonLOCK THE FUCK IN FALCONS DON'T LET US DOWN
3Dmax bros.........the pain just doesn't go away.
>>2243539hehe
>>2243528his hair is normal sized and he's not balding, it's his giant skull for genius only that makes it look like he's balding
hope that /magog/boomers enjoy the skin talk right in the middle of casting )))
>>2243539hopefully they'll drop off in VRS soon, I'm tired of those jobbers
this matchup is so boring that I'm actually gonna watch g2 stomp pain instead, you'd think 2 supposed top teams clashing would be entertaining
>>2243554thats what i would usually do but i kind of like hate watching mouz, they are so dogshit, its fun to ridicule them
Fuck I got too drunk last night (today is a holiday here) and I slept in and missed Jame Karrigan kino... I ruined my day off
>>2243556>(today is a holiday here)Happy Janan Luwum Day!
>>2243553not even 1 forum thread was made about them during or after this, think everyone's checked out. don't even think there is a solution for them outside of gambling and going international
>>2243559They don't have anything going for them other than being French.
>>2243558kek, its "family" day in Ontario
>even caster are clowning around there is no saving mouz
>>2243559last year they had a patch of good form during which they were an upset team, but they look so limp now
>>2243567always entertaining when spunj and machine are on but yeah this is fucked lol
mouz are so toothless.are they saving strats for the next games?
2v1'ing ropzwOo gotta feel good even if you're getting smashed
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm vitasissies???
vitality must the top team that gets aced the most
vitality finally fell asleep its our time to shine mousissies
>>2243577part of the script
>>2243577nvm, back to being raped
torszi toying around with vita
Jimmy and donk have 1v5d them with a galil
uh oh....we may have a game
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
apex greed almost cost them the round
lmao the retards
I don't know why anyone even bothers to watch Mouz - Vitality this shit is the most boring predictable stomp every time
>>2243601until it isn't.
>>2243599He's devouring pain
>>2243601>raped and gapedits fun to hatewatch
goatlan
>>2243605MOUZ sucks so hard they aren't even the best playoff chokers to hate watch anymore...
at what point do MOUZ give up and start trolling in the vitality group stage matches
>boost smoke doesn't land>don't check the boost in case a player blocked itIs G2 retarded?
ViDEITY.
thanks for the win, my moussies :)
jitubros how are we feeling?
hungry
>>2243614In huNta- we trust
another successful mouz hatewatch
big Rich not holding back lol
>>2243625What's our GOAT host saying? I'm busy watching G2 kino on the B stream.
btw mouz lost to pistols force buy on a last round
>>2243627straight up called mouz a joke, no sugarcoatingI feel bad for Mouz but they gotta listen and change shit up
>>2243630takes one to know one I guess.
ynk try to not glaze ch0k0 challenge difficulty level: LITERALLY CANNOT BE DONE
>>2243630>straight up called mouz a joke, no sugarcoatingtrvke
today all the good people are from brazilFUCK saudis#DIADEFURIA
>>2243636Today I feel Brazilian
Damn Richard's hair looking lowkey fire
the mouz hate so fucking forced. they don't have true superstars, they're basically the best non superstars team and people flame them for that. expecting them to regularly beat vitality, spirit, flacons, etc...
>>2243641I just dont like them because they look cringe and bluepilled
>>2243641>the mouz hate so fucking forcedIs it though?>good but boring play>no trophies>generational chokers>no personalityWhy the fuck would I ever cheer for this team?
Sit down, it's Professeur's class time
>>2243645...to flounder and lose and be a massive disappointment
do you think it gets boring, being unbeatable?
HeavyGOAT putting that SHITTER PayPal on his back and dragging him across the finish line
>>2243649The ancient Greeks wrote a whole epic about it, so I presume so.
LOCK THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IN FALKEKS
>>2243644it's not because you don't cheer for them that you have to hate them.you antisemites.
Protected by Christ himself
as a vitality chad I fear falcons's firepower more than furia, so I root for falcons so we don't play falcons until the final
>>2243655They don't provide me entertainment so I want them to fuck off. Falcoons is the new and improved MOUZ.
i hate mouz because they are good enough to consistently beat interesting teams having a bad day, but are dogshit themselves guaranteeing a rape tier loss in the playoffs
gooned to a cute troon now I'm watching ts
>>2243662based Faze chad
>>2243662who?
>>2243662>cute troonoxymoron
>>2243662me after falcons win and i will go to sleep right after 8 hour goon sesh
>>2243662Team Spirit isn't playing Cluj lil brah
>>2243657>I fear falcons's firepower more than furiaSaid no one ever
feels like we're entrering the falcons era boys.
what the fuck teses, start playing like you did yesterday
>moses and dinko blessing my ears while G2 playsThank you PGL!
>>2243665
what do they even do?
this is an humiliation.
molodoy only exitfrags kek
>>2243676LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CHIN
>>2243676>cutefix yo shit lil bro
>>2243680NiKo "mentors" his Russian twinks and TeSeS is there to give zonic someone to speak Danish with
KWABcons
>>2243684wdym
moloGAWD
failcucks are DONE
>>2243694Nigga skip all that gay troon shit and just jerk off to men
i've seen enoughmolodoy > midnesy
>>2243694even the lama knows.
>>2243699degster clears
>>2243698nahh, that would be gay
looks like that super duper mouse from logikek ain't helping Falkeks that much
stop posting troons you fucking faggotswomen like this exist and yall be jerking off to troons
gooning to trannies is lowkey more gay than gooning to men
troons are fucking gay you faggotsfemboys on the other hand, now that's based
>>2243714literally any man would look like a girl with this amount of filters
Real niggas like /ourguy/ Richard fuck twinks
>>2243718niko as welltwinks are part of CS legacy
>>2243713gooning to men would be like a gay thing but gooning to troons would be like a really faggot thing
>>2243713it's about humiliation. tranny lovers like to see men broken, lowering themselves to this woman roleplay just to please men, it excites them.
for me it's caged sissies
>>2243729tab back in niko
another rapingmouz really are vitality's lil bitch
>>2243732kek
>>2243194>>2243178>>2243162>>2243147>>2243132>>2243124>>2243107>>2243078
midnesy
>>2243202>>2243261>>2243266>>2243280>>2243282Glad to see more chads join in on the f0ze hate.>>2243292>>2243293>>2243428>f0ze don't deserve to lose, but fattigan does for refusing to retire>leaving isn't enough at this point. he needs to get killed.#TRUTHSUPERNOVAThank god more people are finally realizing what I've been saying for ages.
>>2243510We don't sign our posts here.
>>2243641Truth be told, the only reasons they're hated is because they're ugly and have 2 Jews on their team. If they looked normal and didn't have 2 Jews on their team, most people would simply be indifferent to them. But HLTV is flooded with Muslims and /cs2g/ is flooded with polcels, so the hate is loud.>>2243644>>2243658>Mouz has generational chokers>Therefore I will cheer for Falcons, the team with choko.Pinnacle of /cs2g/ intellectualism.
molodoy and his father owning
>this is where he does his best worknigga m0n0ssy hasnt wont a clutch in yearsstupid ass spunj
>>2243724For me it's about femininity. The porn trannies look better than 99% of real women AND they try to be as submissive as possible. That shit's hot. Nothing to do with humiliation.
choko masterclass
>Richard Lewis
after winning molodoy went to the brazilian broadcast to give a message
>>2243771new boytoy for niko
I like how PGL doesn't do much filler and wait times like the fags at ESL. 10 min break between maps and half times are lighting fast too.
>m0NESY>InfernoYou know how this ends. End of the road for Falcons.
The fuck goin on here
>>2243799instead of watching the game u look into a mans face? nigga thats gay
>>2243801this was after the round was over, troon
>>2243799Herpes
FALCONSAREHERE
>>2243797Huh?
Fallen gettin out called by Kyxsan
>19-2
9 is all they get
Vitality is currently 11-2 mouz since 2025
The GOAT rifler just raped molodog....
>>2243826
he's actually happymaxxing while donk is in eternal hellhole
12 is all they get
cutesuke is too strong
>>2243831seriously, can this guy ever recover??
>decide to stop viewing match after first map>return>metaphysical rape goddamn
>>2243795yea haven't had to find something else to do throughout this whole tournament, but all throughout esl events I'm constantly tabbing away to other things and forgetting a games gonna start at some point
>>2243837Anon...
falcons will win, they only need 1 (one) more round
Furia were saving their strength for third map, now Falcons will be exhausted and Furia will capitalize.
>>2243856Trve. End of the road for Falcons.
The inferno rapist
>>2243859he needs a new hltv picture, he looks so much better than he appears in that one
>>2243795PGL is the superior TO. ESL/Blast are only carried because of their size/legacy.
>>2243846G2Chads stay winning (as soon as paypal is kicked)Also it's funny seeing vodafone on this list. How have these mfs not gone under yet?
>>2243846Also if it's top 20, where's pooria?
>>2243877-paypal+degster
he might be the goat
>>2243879They should just recall kl1m
won round with 4-5 alive: NICE BOYSwon round with 1 alive: NICE [PLAYER FIRSTNAME]won round with 2-3 alive: NIIIICE
niko is so bad
Show some respect to the future IGL of the falcons
>>2243893that round where he died to FalleN coming from camera while Teses was holding main was so bad
>>2243900>>2243893he was mid air and it was unlucky timing, what are you on about?
Keep an eye out for a kid named molodoy
>>2243879>+degsterIf degster is so good why doesn't he have a team?
NIIIIIIIIICE BOYS
>>2243919heard it's because he is toxic and doesn't want to live outside of russia like spirit players do, so he has visa issues.
>>2243919f0ze, l0quid and g0 are incompetent
kyosuke is so good
>>2243922NICE BOYS X2100K a month please hehe
Niggas itt really got baited by that 1 (one) fraudulent mvp
>>2243903didn't he fail the jump? it looked like he missed the ledge and was on downwards trajectory when he got peeked, if he succeeded he would have been somewhat ready for the fight at least. but also going so close when you just left mid and know there is a timing on camera play, it's a risky move in my opinion when you have man advantage
just end this map....
That's classic FalleN AWPing
HOLY FALLEN
tech pause fucked their momentum
kek monkeys
no...
based aymen
#FALCONSAREHERE#HAPPYBIRTHDAYNIKO
kyousuke real roty, goatnesy > molotoy
molodoy GHOSTED again im so FUCKING angry at this NIGGA. better give fallen the awp if you are gonna play like a fucking SHITTER
birthday bj finna go crazy
Group stage cobra strikes again
KEK
I don't know why people are shitting on Cobra on HLTV. He's doing really well for a new player. I think Mongolz problem is that Blitz is calling a ton of insane plays now where they throw themselves headfirst into sites and almost never try and save. Shit's fun to watch, but it backfires so often.
furia not even in top 8 of cluj despite being 2-1
yjk
no more super early games, the only bad part about this format, though I guess it wouldn't hurt to just have games happen a little later as long as they don't go way past midnight
>>2243978one day monesy and niko won't appear in events. caught and sentenced to death by saudi arabia for practicing homosexuality
G2 bros, how are we feeling about tomorrow's game against Heroic?
>>2243978m0nesy must grip really hard
I have never seen anyone in game with falcons stickers on their guns. Not even the falcons players themselves have falcons stickers on their guns lol.
So EZ for FalconCHADS :)))
#FalconsAreHere#PGLClujNapoca
>>2243997>coordinates of zonics brothers shallow grave
>>2243997These posters are honestly kino. They remind me of the good ol PRIDE FC posters. Peak SOVL
f0ze only won mirage because of bookies...>>2244008ywnbaw
>>2243997
watchiehttps://youtu.be/g0qcYD76ums
we'll get to see hooxi eliminate faze
Why can't old man finn be like based apEX and punish the backstabber ratz?
>>2244063because when ropz is one of the last alive he makes active round winning plays so you need to be locked in otherwise you'll lose it
>>2244063Snappi used to call him out too. "giladi giladi! stat player!"
time to rewatch parivision comeback vs faze
>>2244073it was 9-3
>>2244080it's especially comical considering first map was giga rape 13-2. everyone really thought faze was gonna steamroll ancient like 13-6 at worst.
>>2244063>Spinx wanted to leave Vitality>ended up shitting up Mouz and letting Vitality usher in the new age of darknessIt all comes back to Israel
>>2243992True. Then again I only really see G2, Faze, C9, complexity, Liquid stickers.
>>2243841nounless he does something seriously impressive in this stage of his career, the only question people will forever be asking him is "do you regret it"
kek macacos lost
are we buying?
/ourboy/ broky just hasn't been the same ever since Valve killed CS:GO for SOVLESS CS2. I can't blame him, I used to be the Max Verstappen of D2 and Mirage in my CS:GO days, but nowadays in CS2 I find myself getting raped all the time in these 2 maps. Its all so tiresome.
>>2244129the infamous niggo ad
>>2244129>"feel the fire">poses with the most dead inside facial expression
>>2244137that's the face he makes when approaching twinkesy in the bedroom
>tw0stzz lifegame>b0tigan lifegame>fr0zen actually winning clutches>still loseKEK f0ze clan is d0ne
>>2244129I've already ordered 5
>>2244129
>>2244202jej
>>2244202lel i knew this meme was coming
Vitality are winning again, aren't they?
>>2244251Probably yeah. The only ones I unironicaly see stopping them are falcons, and maybe furia/pari.
>>2244251falcons are good vs vitalityother than that i feel like pari or fut could pull off some fluke win in a bo3
Falcons will win. I can feel it in my bones.
This event doesn't matter. Only big IEMs and majors do. Remember that.
Predicting this.
>>2243997It's weird how much Falcons leadership love Niko. Like even during the EWC, they had Niko on stage during the ending ceremony.
>>2244383Holy shit the GOAT rifler and the GOAT himself on the same pic? Blessed
mologoat streaminghttps://www.twitch.tv/mololoya
Imagine this: G2 - Sunpayus +Torszi. Falcons - TeseS + JimpphatAstralis - Jabbi + TesesMouz + Krimbo + xelexCongratulations, I just saved T1 Counter-Strike.
LIQUID CHADS WE'RE INLiquid also won blast slam dota2 tourney couple of days back
>>2244480>BBLkek
>>2244482It's 5 turks.
>>2244480They actually had a crazy run. Got fucked by Vitality in a very close bo3. Then by fnatic (it wasn't even close). Then almost twice by some two Tier-2 squads with both bo3s lasting three maps into one and two OTs respectively. They made it all the way back and beat Fnatic in a quadruple OT. https://www.twitch.tv/gofns/clip/GlamorousRichShrimpFunRun-K7KzSSG9OBMc1IEe?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
>>2243922>>2243928How many eras have you coached?
>>2243985That's only for the common chud. If you're employed by the government of Saudi Arabia or you have a lot of money/you're famous and using your fame to sportswash the country or you're part of the royal family, you're exempt from all these rules.>>2243987Total G2 rape so paypal gets kicked asap.
>>2244501I'm a falchad, it was just funny the way he suddenly yelled it long after the action was done with
>>2244106the only time i root for failcl0wns is against the monkeysthat's how hateable p00ria and f0llen and y0kindar are
>>2244171f0ze clan was finished at budapest, but it took the hand of god itself to propel them to the finals after their fluke defuse against red canids
>>2244383>>2244387kek as much as I clown on n0k0 that pic is indeed kino>>2244473G2 can add literally anyone, even an academy awp like kl1m and start winning trophiesfalcons can add literally anyone, even donk and zywoo themselves but will never win anything and I mean this with all seriousness because their problem isn't the players but the mentality of the team and management
>>2244492>upper bracket>mid bracket>low bracketnever seen this before, but i guess it's just a qualifier
>>2243396>>2243399anon got it mixed it up. the rumor was that frozen didn't want to play with elige from spunj discord message. as for s1mple and faze, allegedly rain declined bcg so ppl extrapolated from that, but nothing concrete about why faze didn't buyout s1mple aside from the obvious cost issue
>>2244714For rain specifically there is a rumor that he lost his cool and screamed at someone for the first time. Considering s0mple reputation and bcg decline, people have guessed it must have been him.I believe it, you could see it in the vods as well, by the end of his stay in faze they barely had any energy to accommodate him and were starting to go at each other. Plus they would always say that s0mple is someone who never sugar coats it and says it to the face, ie he likely was toxic as shit and wouldnt ever shut up
every player on f0ze played at their absolute best yesterday and they lost... the mental is ruined today, and no way b0tigan has a close to positive KD twice in a row
That’s good, I feel like they need to be absolutely BTFO on this one so that hopefully faze management finally starts considering changes. I’m hooxin today.
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3112513/paralympicsvisionSo it's not just our resident f0zetard who's like this? All f0ze fans are like this? Is it some kind of disease?>>2244728Man imagine the kind of POS you need to be in order to make Rain of all people lose his cool. p0mple and f0ze were made for each other.
>>2244748cope, peevision got luckyFaze is gonna DESTROY asstralis
>>2244748>>2244784Same person btw
falcons are herezypoo is shitting his pants
falcons is supposedly the only team that can stand up to vitalitybut they keep getting filtered by these no name shitters before they can reach the finals to face vitalitybit of a tragedy innit?
FREE FORZEN FROM F0ZEHE DESERVES BETTER
Alright cmon lets see the bans
Finally the retard banned inferno
Haven't played in a while, is the CT side raped right now? I feel recently a lot of teams have strong T sides and then get BTFO once they switch to CT.
another toggle tech pause for the goat igl
ANOTHER 5 YEAR CONTRACT FOR BROKY
>faze dogshit on ancient againI promise you they will go on an 8 win streak on ancient in the major
IT'S ASTRALIS YOU FUCKING DOGSHIT RETARDS AND YOU CANT WIN
>>2244908GigaHooxi too strong
frozen ghosted again
TRVST THE PLAN
trust the processcomeback incomingbroky is locking in
reminder that the biggest faze fag from here is gonna travel half the world just to not even see his team LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My goongod jimi
>>2244919>jimi locked in for futasbased
>>2244383they're both tip toeing aren't they?
WE'RE SO BACK
f-faze up
can jKWAB and KWABzen please wake up?
>we cant even blame it on brokynow what?
>>2244939astralis is cheating
>>2244939I blame the rain
>>2244942(the form of precipitation, not the player)
>>2244939I blame women
>broky performinghell yeah. now he'll stay and keep making faze shit.
oooh I'm Hooxin' so hard rn
it's over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crfq1gUEUE4poles invented the new metric called "whiffs per round" and say jcobbb is actually the best player in FaZe while Twistzz is the problem because he "whiffs" the most
what happened to the smug f0zefaggots from yesterday?
CUMBACK IS REAL
>>2244951After that humilliation and how it's going today I wouldn't expect to hear form them for awhile
is astralis tier-2?broky famously only performs vs bad teams, and he's currently topfragging so...
The morale is non existent, the bucks are broken, Faze knows they are done after this.
>he doubted
HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
f0ze............................................
there needs to be a humiliation interview after this
Twistzz and Brokey are the only good players on FaZe right now.
frozen?
>>2244974he gone
OOOOHHHHH THE GREATEST IGL EVER KEKIGAN WITH THE MASTERFULL CALLS OOOOHHHH FIRE THIS FAT RETARD TRANNY ALREADY
hopefully they -jcobbb after this one fastI am tired of this nepobaby shitter taking up space in a formerly great team
why did he kick rain?
>>2244979he needed a spot for his wife's boyfriend
CCCCCCOMEBAAAAAACK
how do we fix faze
>>2244985it's over
GOOONGOOOOOD
>>2244985+xfl0ud+martinezsa-broky-corncobbb
>>2244988aint no one knows who those random lil ass niggas arewe need simple and donk
2026 fazethoughts?
>>2244991what an embarrassing team
Mouzel tov!
oh nofoot lost
Futabros.. they we're too hard
it's time for twistzz igl
>>2244983this but completely unironically
>>2245000faze have no money, whoever they kick you're just getting another poolack
ummm, jimi doubters?
>>2245003are these "jimi doubters" in the room with us right now?
>>2245007trvth nvke
He's got a point.
is it twistzz fault?
>>2245007common poloolpp W
cobrazer1 will humble m0k0pee
-yakub+pr-broky+hallzerk
furia - pv waiting room
>>2244991flawless performance by b0tniggan, he shall not be kicked!
>>2244991>eyeballersdoesn't count, it was online>3dmaxdoesn't count, twistzz was sabotaged by the p*les>bcgamemassive victory against the goat>mouzdoesn't count, lads were tired>heroicmassive, MASSIVE victory over a powerhouse team>falconsdoesn't count, they're the second best team in the world>paridoesn't count, they're the second best team in the world>astralisdoesn't count because... uhh... it just doesn't
>>2245043truetruetruetruetruetrue + getting a map is amazingtrue + getting a map is amazingsadly false, just unlucky day for the frozen lad
Doubters?
>>2244985>>2244980
>>2245046look no one caresnavi get into playoffs and surrendervery impressive being 7-8th best team in the world but nobody gives a shitparivision and tyloo and legacy have more trophies on hltv page than navi since 2024, that should be a big signalso he's soulless and very pr-trained, I stand with Kane as my cs 1.6 veteran ukrainian coach
K W A BWAB
twistzz hasn't posted yet....what's going on?
>>2245064A friend's father works for the Faze. Today he was urgently called to a meeting. He returned late and didn't explain anything. He only told me to pack my PC gear and run to the store for two weeks' worth of groceries. Now we're going somewhere far out of town. I don't know what's going on, but I think it's started...
what happened here?
>>2245053FAT
>>2245075GODtality broke them, just like how they broke CS
jsut came back from the groceries......>fazeI think their problem is that their players are dumb. they can shoot well except broky lately, but their players are dumb. ropz and rain were the only high iq players. and it is also why vitality are so good rn. most of their players have ultra high iq cs wise.
>>2245082true and karrigan is the dumbest retard still don't know why he likes those gambles full stacking on a site
mongz don't throw this surely
Hey it's like that meme.
aurora winning proves we are currently living in the most evil fucked up era of CS since LG/SK. may God have mercy on us...
>>2245102aurora are better than b8 mate
>>2245103yeah but theyre turkish so they are inherently evil and fucked up
havent watched in ages, banks still a lizard?
>>2245113banks owns your little dick faggot
banks would fuck you all up 1v1he's massive.
>>2245114dont you have a broadcast to do, mr wifekiller?
>>2245118I have shivers just thinking back about how he tried to groom donk with his little dog.
what's the best, 1.15 twistzz igl or 0.80 karribot?
>>2245116i mean he killed his wife
>>2245143i couldve done that
Fix navi /magog/
>>2245146Remove wonderful and take whoever fut's awper is.
>>2245147cmtry is futs worst player
>iM 9 16oh heehee its whatever sweetie not your fault>w0onderful 8 17FUCKING DOG SHIT PLAYER KILL YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!
>>2245148Still better than wonderlul.
>>2245146-aleksi-im-jl-monkeyzze+boombl4+perfecto+simple
just 3 more events and blunderf00l is gonna be top 9 player in the world
>>2245151Add electronic to bury it for good.
>>2245152>no kyousuke>frozen #4>wonderful and makazze what a fucking retarded prediction
that was kino
noobi
n0vi disband
>>2245152>frozen
Saved the AWP for cobra to go big
That 180 reminded me of that 180 fallen did on anubis yesterday.
nerf awp
navibros...
>losing to shartgolz in 2026navi is just faze but auraless and tiny bit less incompetent
Woah paypalus got a positive kd
>>2245161my nigga frozen finna farm rating on those ccts and dachas
>>2245046Great job. Thankfully you're facing either Heroic, G2 or FUT next.
I'm starting to think that Senzu did amazing because Mongolz will give whoever has Senzu's role an insane amount of support. Controlez did fantastic until playoffs, Cobra is doing fantastic now.
>>2245166we're still in it
>>2245172>Controlez did fantastic until playoffs1.07 rating overall in the omegastar positionsyeah riiiiight
-wonderful+jl
Yeah I'm thinking HeavyGOAT top 1 in 2026
>>2242756>someoneIt's magixx
>>2245152donkzywooropzmonesymolodyfrozenshirophzythe rest
botzen isnt even getting top 20
>>2245182d2nk will never get #1 without winning eventsgiven that sh1to is even lower than before in your list, spirit are winning even less than in 2025
>>2245172You still need to be a good player to capitalize on that support...
>>2245180
>1. donk
>>2245184tn1r and zont1x will be top 15
>>2245152what kind of pajeet opinion is that
yuri n ksarahto looking ZESTY
>>2245191he's just schizophrenic
good morning>f0ze
>Navi getting G2 if Furia winsRIPmaybe this will speed up some changes though
>scrawnders ruining my jamekino
>>2245191"People have been saying my takes aren't hot enough so I'll just put out the most retarded take in response"
jamekino getting elevated by scrawnders
>full-eco'd
what the fuck is that bullshit headshot lmao, cs2 is so fucking shit
>posts that hes super duper happy right after navi lostwhat a complete bitch
>>2243846bros I can feel my calling as a G2 fan
>>2245212all dog teeth are canines
>>2245075It's not a major
im curious to see kscerato "through the smoke kills", feels like most of his kills in every game are through the smoke and that feels weird
>>2245212in my next life I would like to be reincarnated as jL's dog
>>2245184>d2nk will never get #1 without winning eventshe will, the hltv guys are hinting that they might start giving MVPs for players who get eliminated in the semis. they want their system to suit donk.
zweih is the new rain
>>2245239they said that since Katowice 2024 btwdonk had a strong case for it had he lost in semis
>>2245239>they want their system to suit donkTheir system is already tailored to boost zywoo bro
>>2245244how? awp kills have reduced rating
>>2245249zywoo is tradebot that mostly awps on ct
YEKINDAR you shitter
>>2245259jame virus infectedvpkindar activatedfuria discombobulated
HUNTAH
>>2245152>6 molodyKEK
I just want to be happy again….
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????????????????????????
How do you fuck that up??
That's why you get the M4A4
furia saved by cs2 just spray and run LMAO
>Their system is already tailored to boost zywoo bro
what a shot
delete awp
>zweih playing with pistol in overtimekwab
???????????????? what the fuck is pari doing???????????????????????
Wtf how did molodoy get away with 2 there
HAHAHA
>turn on the stream>mfw scrawndersgood luck to jame and the freaks, but shan't be watching
>>2245288noob gun
322 if i ever saw one, literally gifted rounds
>fallen bringing back the double awp I kneel
>>2245294unc still got it
>>2245288Fallen said "lads, it's pee vision"
The Professor read Jame like a book
>16-14>like a bookstop bait
>the professor purposely lost to falcons just to have his revenge against parivisionbeautiful masterplan
>>2245320slow do lil bro, you're gonna overdose on copium
LET'S GO BELCHONOKKLET'S GO BELCHONOKKLET'S GO BELCHONOKKLET'S GO BELCHONOKK
>>2245326he cute
End of the road for Furia. Jame has the read locked in.
NICE WEIGHT , MCDONALD'S FOR YOU
I've seen enough, its over for mologoyim
>3-13what the fuck is he doing
>>2245339goyim is plural, goy
lmao what the fuck is this
>molodoy kazakhstan flag keyboard capspretty cool imo
Yeki trying to throw hard
jame bros, i'm scared
jame is always so calm and collectednever seen him giga-tilt
>>2245364post goon presence of mind
Come one Jame I want another map
>another OT cuckingits over...
jame bros, i don't think we win in ot
pretty good game
jame is not a CS player, he is a captivating entertainer
>>2245364Jame, Zywoo and NEO, calmest players without faking it like zont0x
Now to the important match up, who wins the beard game Fallen or Jame?
No check nota
>>2245388makazze 'stache clears
>>2245387it's exactly what you want from an igl
fucking Yeki throwing a free round
does moloboy need to turn molobese to unlock his full potential? i heard skills are stored in fat tissue
>>22453910/10 he looks like he steals roadsigns for scrap metal and sells bootleg SNES games at the bazaar
Jame threw a lot of rounds on T side with these retarded 10 second executes
jame.............
FalleN still entrying like a man half his age
Jame got possesed by broky there
>>2245404it's hegelian dialecticsplaying slow was the thesis, playing fast is the antithesis, synthesis by cologne and the era begins
>not clearing darkBRUHRUH
jame... unc...
WHAT IS MY GOAT DOING?
TRUST IN JAMESUS
FalleN raped
furia gaped
furia won mirage vs falconspari stands no chance
do we like the hair
>not a single good "jame time" sticker that scrapes and keeps the text and not all the other crapvalve hate jame
>>2245447shits straight up fire fr frmaybe RL can hook ropz up with an adress to go to
when ynk speaks I sleep
>>2245453I just mute the audio
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNs0A8wlHkE
>>2245447no, the hair density at the front is too thin.also what's the point when what's under it looks like that? it's like putting lipstick on a pig. he should hit the gym and get some lasik
Idk how to feel about pari's mirage, f0ze raped them and furia is historically good on this map
>>2245471i dont think pari is bad at it, but sometimes they just have disaster sides
I'm giving this bum one more month on FaZe. No way they aren't kicking him ahead of the next major.
>>2245506Serves him right for shittalking liquid and then starting his own choke arc
>>2245506>No way they aren't kicking him ahead of the next major
>>2245461the problem with those voicecomms is that you rarely hear the voicecomms when it goes bad
>>2245506so his career is basically over after this right? he's never played in another team and there's no way a single even top 30 team wants him.
cs would be so much better without pistol roundsthe fact that gamble stacking 5 is the best strat just speaks for how retarded it is
>>2245517the question is are faze shit because of him or is he shit because of faze?
kino retake
>>2245527
zweih read like a book by molodoy
>>2245506Don't they need his VRS points for invites tho?
>>2245553i think you don't lose that many points for changing 1 player
YEKI making up for that stinker Inferno
End of the road for PARIVISION
lamebros........
holy outbrained
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF JAME GOT OUTCALLED HARD
any basic awp shot from molodoy activates launders almonds
>>2244918qrd?
keeeeeeeeek
valve needs to nerf the tec 9 and five sevenbullshit broken guns
why the FUCK are pari playing fut?both those teams would slap asstralis and turkrora
>>2245528>contender for goat igl>NA goat>frozen who is actually peaking rn>coached by the 1.6 goat>jcooobYeah it must be his retarded team causing him to suck
>>2245553You lose 0 points from changing up to 2 players at a time.>>2245607Only one fluke flavor of the month team is allowed in playoffs. Please understand.
>>2245528awpers typically have the most freedom compared to other players, because on CT they can basically roam around wherever. there can be exceptions, but if he sucks for this long in a loose system like Faze's it's probably him that's the problem.
G2, Aurora, either one of PV/FUT, looks like a good playoff
>>2245614How come spirit lost point went they changed chopper and zweih?
FUCK U APEX
>>2245621They didn't
>>2244951>>2244958Brutally raped and gapedThe thread will be normal for a while now.
>>2244951>>2244958>>2245629Same person replying to itself again
>>2245116Lol I saw him at Austin, he's not that big. Plus he's old and somewhat fat. Prime Banks would've been a force to reckon though.
if g2 wins tomorrow that would mean vita only beat top8 teams to get to the quarters
I remember someone a couple threads ago talking about how 4chan X lags the browser on long threads, I need to know the fix plis this stuttering is killing me.
>>2245644*when G2 wins tomorrow
>>2245633fuck off
>>2245645>4chan Xincel type shit
>>2245633who will talk about faze if he doesn't?
>>2245528100% shit BECAUSE of f0zeThis might be a hot take but Broky might have had the highest ceiling out of all awpers. You had to see him in his 2022 prime to get it. But now with fatty mcfat fuck fattigan igling, he just doesn't play well anymore. But that potential is still within him.>>2245611>contender for goat igllol absolutely not, glaive, apex, jame, fallen all blow this hippo out of the water>NA GoatMaybe>FrozenYes, f0ze's only saving grace>gay coach>gay pistol god100% fattigan's fault>>2245615Awpers still need the support of their team to perform wellwhen you have fatties like b0tniggan putting the team in a 4v5 every round, it increases the pressure on awpers to level the playing field leading to more risks and therefore more mistakes
>>2245651>Broky might have had the highest ceiling out of all awpers.holy meds
>>2245651>jameHoly shit you're retarded
>>2245633Do you enjoy being humiliated? Is this your new cope after muh views muh fans? Accusing everyone of being the same person? Gigafag.
mental collapse of a latvianigger after another shitky disasterclasspathetic
Just a temporary setback. We will reach the finals in Cologne, you will SEETHE for an entire month and there's nothing (You) can do about it.
>>2245651>100% shit BECAUSE of f0zeElaborate on that. karrigan probably has the loosest calling style in tier 1, it's not like br0ky is being restricted and stopped from playing 'his game'.
>>2244512God himself is a faze fan
>>2245663>tortures his own son to death>is a faze fanmakes sense actually.
the brokster was actually looking better as a rifler in recent times, maybe fattigan should be awp/igling
At this point I can no longer tell if it's bait or genuine FaZe retardation
>>2245652Meds are why we're in this situation today. Broky needs to stop taking his meds and start schizomaxxxing.>>2245653Jame pulled 4 rookies with 0 VRS points into stage 3 of the major, after grinding brutal online CCT matches for a year. Where would Apex be today without Zywoo? When was the last time Karrigan won anything without Ropz? Fallen was on the verge of retiring before Molodoy came.>>2245656>>2245663KWAB>>2245661Awpers need support. See how much support Zywoo, shiro, monesy and molodoy get. Compare that with Broky. What's the point of a loose playstyle if there's no support. How often does Karrigan die first leaving the round a 4v5?
>>2245669They are genuinely retarded.
-The Ghost of Slovakia+MartinezSa
>>2245671oh shut up.
ropz has 3 full days of rest to get 100% healthy for the playoffs, it's over
thoughts?
>>2245717>4 players who have been iglimpossible to work.
>>2245721device ever igled?
>>2245717>4 gigawashed uncs wasting frozen's primef0zekeks...
>>2245729yes. he said he fell in love with the game again when he did kek
>>2245717>4 experienced uncs passing prime frozen their knowledgefazeGODs...
>>2245729did you start watching in 2025 or something? devve igl'd for 6 months or so in 2024 with br0 in the team
>>2245734stoppped playing in 2023 so I'm just catching up to recent events
>>2245717>devve in 2026yikes
>>2245717kek f0zenigs will cope up with every cope other than just firing fattigan kwab!!!!!!
>>2245734how was his run as igl? did he rape?
>>2245743it was horrible
>0 nobel prizes>the professor o algo?
iceland cs? 0 trophiesbrazilian cs? 2 majorsNA goat? polish (Jablonowski)brazilian goat? brazilian (Toledo)NA biggest cultural impact? a whole team banned for matchfixingbrazil biggest cultural impact? fallen exploring auschwitz
>>2245759>brazilian goat? brazilian (Toledo)do Brazilians consider FalleN or cold the GOAT? i know FalleN is more popular and all but still it would be hard to win back to back majors without prime cold
>>2245762anyone claiming fallen as the goat is lying through his teethall of brazil was praying for him to retire for 6+ years rrrrrrright until motoboy and yekinder saved his assrespect him all you want but brazilian GOAT is either cogu or kscerato if he wins the major
yeki got that hans niemann phenotype he 100% is getting a butt buzz when somebody is on the other side of the smoke
https://www.dust2.us/news/70754/sportsbetexpert-remove-steel.....
>>2245788team was dead anyways, they never scrimmed ever, also forfeited and lost almost 50 vrs just because people couldn't show for a matchSurprisingly good faith goodbye tweet from the owner though
>>2245793BOSSwoo.
>>2245793faggotwooneeds100filterstolookpresentablewoofatfuckwoo
>>2245801holy mald lol
>>2245793>le bossNo way this sounds badass in french
>>2245793neckbeardwoo
Being a fazefag in this general in 2024 was cool, now it's on a level of being a delulu slave sissy
>>2245819RL please stop dropping trvkes. You'll only anger them further.
>>2245793I am unironically calling ZywOo Le Boss from now on. A bit corny but much better than midNESY getting called the baby goat.
>>2245793Humblewoo! Aurawoo! Bosswoo!
>anon points out shameful fact about Brazil >João starts autoseething about Americakek
It Appears My Superiority Has Led to Some Controversy )
7-1
>>22458509/11
>>2245857The fact that Brazilians consider that game their 9/11 will never not be funny to me
>>22458601945
>>2245861There ya go. Now you matched the correct number to my nationality. I'm not the guy you were beefing with btw, I just wanted to stoke the flames :)
>>2245793this cannot be real
>>2245869Such is the cultural impact of le boss. donk could never...
Gee I wonder why would /idfgog/ hate Brazil so much?, oh wait, Uh-Oh oh nonononono BUSTED!
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>>2245879>>2245881we're not using that one
>>2245882sybau
lol no fuck your stinky thread
Get in here lads>>2245886>>2245886>>2245886
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>>2245819bandwagonigger
>>2245890>>2245891we're not using your shit thread faggots kysJANNY CLEAN IT UP
>>2245801t. >>2243293
I hope Karrigan never retires. Cheering for Faze is because he is on the team. They are so scrappy because he is a washed vet. If he retires they just become another G2 or 3dmax no one cares about. They are fun to cheer for because of how hard they have to work to make up for him.
Move when convenient:>>2246233>>2246233>>2246233
>>2246230This was true for Rain. Rain was Faze, Faze was Rain. Now after hippogan backstabbed him, all that remains is f0ze.
Are PGL moving the matches to start earlier every day or what? I keep checking what time teams xyz play, then the time comes and the match already fucking started. What is this bullshit
>>2246237kill yourself when convenient
BELCHONOKKELCHONOKK
