Gypsy Executioner Edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsBLAST Open Rotterdam [Mar 18th - Mar 29th]PGL Bucharest [Apr 3rd - Apr 11th]IEM Rio [Apr 13th - Apr 19th]>Previously>>2283964
First for thunderdownunderCHADS
>>2291654Liquid played a fuckload of dota today. 8 fucking maps.
>>2291650>3rd place humiliation ritualWe (Liquid players and fans) LITERALLY do not care
Anyone else attending Blast Rotterdam? Gonna be my first CS event :)
Wow, total navi domination
>>2291647>Caster implied that multiple times, i brought it up as a comparison to your retarded argument about validityWhy the fuck would I care about what someone else says?>The problem is you implied this easiest win ever for navi is somehow more valid than pari win in blast (purely because you dislike format) despite parivision beating arguably stronger team than what navi faced in this one.Yes, the format is dogshit. One loss and you're out. If you staunchly believe in the "big orgs bombed out just because they lost to small orgs" meme then you should be agreeing with me since blast's format leads to more flukes and teams bombing out.As for stronger teams, just because you're part of a legacy org doesn't mean you're a stronger team. Falcons are the biggest meme on the scene right now. We've seen furia and spirit's form.>you specifically talked about zweih, who won IEM cologne 2025 as a part of spirit>donk won them>no one wins single handedlyYou brought that up why are you quoting me on it? I never brought up his time on spirit.
>>2291654Based iM for denying his bench once again
>>2291671Because it's a knockoff Gut Knife. Literally nothing unique about it.
>>2291669tall ass nigga
>>2291669my first one was Cluj, i got to boo mouz
>>2291671Considered ugly knife only saving grace is pullout and being cheap with high tier finishes costing less than an M9 Stained.I like budget knives but still can never get myself to love the Huntsman. Hell I would prefer a Gut Knife over it. Something about it is just deeply unappealing.
>>2291669make sure to give the /magog/ a shoutout!
>>2291684>Something about it is just deeply unappealing.It's the size. It looks uncomfortable with that pullout animation. That's why the Gut is better, it's the perfect size, doesn't feel slow to pull out.
>never cared for high end stuff >spend plenty of time inspecting various knives in servers >none of them really seemed worth it, maybe karambit for being so smooth >play community DM with skinchanger>can't stop pulling out the Butterfly after every kill, every second, every few steps Man having this thing must really fuck up your concentration
>>2291699I sold my entire inventory and I still inspect my default knife compulsively...
Did faze management really fire neo for lack of results? Him and fattigan are not the reason jcobb is dropping 0.80 ratings and broky wiffing every awp shot.
How is fattigan still on faze? He's the reason king Br1ky is a husk of his former self.
>>2291721Just copying football where they fire a manager everytime the players are missing sitters or just outright refusing to play. It's cheaper and easier than changing a team
>>2291724Nobody has been the same ever since a certain rodent which they considered their brother stabbed them all in the back
>>2291726He left right in time, obviously
>>2291726premium retard
>>2291699i spin my karambit all the time but i'm not actually looking at it it's just satisfying and adds the "feel" of a rhythm, i genuinely think it makes you play better because it puts your brain in a more relaxed state before your next engagement
>>2291676how can it be a knockoff gut knife when it's more expensive than gut and looks totally different, it doesn't even have a hook
sjokz my queen, where are you
>>2291726>still crine
>>2291749when is her next event (not lol or valo)?
hate a bulky large knifevery texoid who makes several hundred grand a year and goes out to the "ranch" to shoot stocked animals and calls it hunting coded
I don't use any skins at all
I only use AK skin because there is no reason to ever use other gun
>>2291763we know, donk
Liquid lost more VRS than the gained at Roman Imperium. Wish they didn't cheat there way into an Americas spot.
congrats NiPcould someone make a list of teams who won an event before monesy in the last 1.5 yearsshit would be hilarious
>>2291766>there wayu are brown!
Gut is the mouz of knives. dont use it
>>2291768NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2291763I have a stattrak on my AK with 100k+ kills :)
>>2291671it just looks soulless. like a company decided to make the futurist knife to become the new leader in the market and they just fucking blew it.
>>2291768Browns don't play CS
Just shave it man.
>>2291808They deserve this and worse for the rainwaker signing and every other retarded decision they made during that time
what ak skin to use with imperial plaidsbut no "same color" shit i need some cool color matching or contrast
Wish I could suck someone off for a cute butterfly...
>>2291809Rainwaker is going to the Major doe, with 1.14 rating. cuckquid wishes they had a player like him rn
Is cs deagle bad? I can't hit shots like I used to be able to, eight years ago.
>>2291834you're just washed
another KINO auslan starting
>>2291850Soon to lose all their major slots to CHVNA
>>2291852nah the based hltv admin won't put chink groups matchpages up so ausCHADS will stay on top
Makazze stayed true to himself and his FUT brothers, unlike the estonian who left his brothers in a pool of blood.
>>2291865>pool of bloodpool of fesces more like, produced from that tub of lard and the pole
this image speaks VOLUMES
>>2291871kek what a joke s0mple is
kek
>>2291874They will still make the major
>>2291878kek
>>2291660dota is for faggots
>>2291788>>2291792
>>2291867>fesces
>>2291871if only wonderful actually played like this every match
We're all ESL here saars
-karrigan+dexter
faze drops to tier 2
which is worse to encounter in your pug queuemexoids or slavoids
HLTV didn't even bother doing the grand slam article because it's so obvious Vitality will win it kek
can Navi still cancel Parken Cup? it seems a bit pointless to play it now, they're probably clear for stage 3
I'm gonna place worse than northernlion after my premier and maybe kill myself
delusions of grandeur
>>2292051im not reading the rules but depending on TO, they can be forced to forfeit all their matches if no replacements are made and PCC are 6 team round robins so that'd fuck you hardI know the last romancup had a few teams pull out/noshow and forfeited all their games
>>2291623>This final iM was better than Xantares and that's why NAVI won, because their star-rifler was better. (0.85 rating vs 0.76)iM was shit today but he played great in the first two gamesXantares even before the final was only the 4th rated Aurora player, got carried by a collective effort of woxic, Wicadia and Maj3r, and today he completely let them down. even soulfly had a decent day, and Maj3r was playing above his usual level the whole tournament. massive choke from himit could be a one time thing but if he doesn't feel it anymore and wants to retire since he is pretty old already, they have to get xFloud from Heroic. that guy is cracked
>>2292063I'd say the same even if I knew my chances were slim.
>>2292084he comes off too obsessed and even envious, idklast 3 months donk statements:26/28, i think i am the best, i have higher rating while losing morei want to create an era better than Vitalityi will break Zywoo's all time MVP recordreality:lose to Jame and the faceit ganglose to Furiaabsolutely gaped by Astralis in what was supposed to be a cakewalk tournamentlike maybe chill out a bit lilbro, when reality diverges from dreams and wishes that much, it can drive people insane
>>2292099I don't know what's on his mind I can't read it. Maybe he's not serious about it and just giving you a "Yes" answer instead of some milktoast non-answer. I'd be saying that even if I knew it was a nigh impossible order or knew my team wasn't up to par to beat well balanced stacks. Who cares? That statement was in reference to a question that he was asked in an interview. It's a really dumb fucking question because the interviewer already knows the answer and setting him up. Yes it's going to be me because I don't know anybody else who could do it as of this moment.
>>2292099the #1 coin keycap really comes off as cringe too
>>2292148he's been cringe for the last year or so, on russian channels every now and then he says something like "im in prime, i'll destroy everyone blabla" (said it at beginning of this year too), more nervous and dick to randoms in pugs than before, Astana winning moment cringe, Budapest Major crash out, these quotes in the post you quoted, posting a goat pic on telegram few days ago, etc. and a bunch of other small moments like that i probably forgot. ofc some donk fanboy would dissect all of it point by point and say it's exaggeration but the overall impression he gives is cringe. i've been a big fan of donk since he emerged, i still like his game, but i have seen the light now, humblewoo is the way.
>>2292099>>2292063god help a lil nigga with talent strive to be the best
>>2292256>talentcheats
https://www.twitch.tv/dfragtvgood ass AU CS
>>2291922You are a confirmed monkey, you have literally 0 right to denigrate anyone else for being an ESL.
>>2291993>drops
>>2292363They should swap awpers
>>2292367how can liquid kill s1mple's CS career if it's already dead though
NAVI breaks records. FaZe breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
Ah yes, behold the infamous FaZe magic.
>>2292413kekypoo!
>>2292413Fixed it for you sweaty
Ask anyone on the streets to name a CS team and 99% will only know Faze.
(((you)))
>>2292428Trvke
>>2292429trvke
>>2291637>karrigan's calling makes them lose aim duels and whiff all the timekarrigan learning from the GOAT igl, dexter
Regarding what l0qu0d didWhy wouldn't an org get a T2.5 EU majority roster to grind their way up the VRS system and then just before the invites go out, swap out one player to become NA/SA/APAC majority, thereby securing a much easier major invite? Surely the financial incentives line up.>>2292434Unlike f0ttigan, Sexter is a real fragging IGL.
>>2292435it's kind of scummy, and there's not really much of a difference between having say a 3na 2 eu team grinding in EU than a 3eu 2na teamthe point is you need the players to be in eu playing
holy shit CS is so much more enjoyable when Vitality isn't winning the tournament
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH6P-rqapfUpari lore just dropped
kikirino!
I have a riddle for you:Below we have some ratings with filters: last 12 months, big events, top20People say one of them is a clear update over the other and there are rumors he will replace him.Who are the players?
Daily reminder that HLTV rating is designed to make gamblers lose money.By design, the purpose of the rating is to isolate player performance from team performance and in this way people get tricked thinking higher rated players must win against lower rated players. But that is not true and it takes a high IQ person to catch the trick.HLTV are in cahoots with the betting companies.
>HLTV rating is designed to make gamblers lose moneyhella based
>>2292525>below
>>2292573its a reddit coded post, just ignore it
>>2292573he's from australia
>>2292565Another trick HLTV uses to trick you is the map charts on the match page.Specific map performance is the most important predictor of match.HLTV uses a very misleading map charting technique that confuses people because of the way it tricks you into thinking more surface area means better. Again you have to be high IQ to catch theses slimy HLTV scammers.
>>2292585i honestly didn't even know hltv did a map chart, i've always just looked at the %
>>2292586look at how they present the information. half the space is taken by the misleading chart. there's no need for this chart to even exist but they put it to distract people!!
>>2292588i don't care, it's just a chart
>>2292585Also they use the same charting technique to present player MVPs and EVPs. Fraudulent!
Think ourchink moved to hltv
>>2292608I don't get why VRS updates require HLTV coverage.
>>2292628s120000mple
2026 NAVI is stronger than 2024 NAVI.
>>2292191>but i have seen the light now, humblewoo is the way.excellentwelcome, friend
loool
>4/10 DM players are botscoooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>2292608i miss him, he was so much more fun than the vitality samefagging
>>2292685nigga play on cybershoke
>>2292685spectate them, they might stop functioning and eventually leave>4/10lucky If you want to play DM, play community DM, if you need XP play comp + arms race if you need like 100 XP (it gives 200+100 i htink)
https://archive.ph/KZojXHexT is /ourguy/
falcons aren't here
there will be a day when Blade posts his last trophy pic on insta. that day will be the saddest day in cs history
>>2292756faggot
>>2292701>only d2/miragepass
>>2281904>seeing navi fans eye frozen during the current faze implosion is making me laugh as if aleksi and his squad of bums is a worthy place for a player as good as frozen.tick-tock f0zefanwe"re getting him for free and there's nothing you can do about it
faze up
>>2292756then he'll finally have the time and means to do what he really likes, filmhe's gonna get some amateur actors off the street and make an oscar worthy masterpiece, like with the Navi international line-up
>>2292795he's right, the deagle shot also wasn't a choke n g2 wouldn't've won anyway
>>2292812>g2 wouldn't've won anywaythis cope really highlights the defeatist loser mentality of Niko fans more than anythingnot even them believe Niko in his absolute prime form could win a game when it matters
>>2292813not a g2/niko fan, that navi team was fucking prime, there's no way they would lose a third map
>>2292813Even in at his peak there was always a better player than him. Cold, s1mple, LORDwoo, GODvice. He was great but he wasn't enough to beat 2021 navi when he had fucking nexa, jackz and amanek.
can you believe it? the fucking choker of niko couldnt win against the best navi in history despite having god tier team mates such as nexa, amanek and jackz. what a bum
>>2292191>humblewoo is the way.yes king
>>2292820i didn't mean you, i meant niko fans in general, i saw this cope many many times already.decider map was supposed to be mirage. mirage was literally G2's best map on the Stockholm Major, they were 4/4 on it, picked it 3 times, including the quarterfinal and semifinal. and they (would have) just won Navi's pick, nuke.it's still certainly reasonable to believe Navi would have won anyway, but it was far from a given. after all there were bigger surprises in a Major final, like C9 winning against Faze (which had, surprise surprise, Niko).so the fact that Niko fans use this cope as defense is really fucking funny. zero faith. can you imagine s1mple, Zywoo or donk fans preemptively give up on their boy like that? i can't.
>>2292793I mean fuck f0ze but who would frozen even replace on navi? I feel like they're in a solid spot right now unless they're considering a firepower upgrade by kicking aleksib and moving im over to igl which would be pretty kino imo.
>>2292800>
>>2292820>not a g2/niko fan, that navi team was fucking prime, there's no way they would lose a third mapIt's like you don't know anything about CS. This game is a fickle bitch. Remember super giga nigga f0ze clan roster with olof, niko, guardian, rain and karrigan? They lost to a bunch of bums on c9 kwab!!!!!
so faze really no changes for blastjust one more try bro pelase bro this tiem ti will work bro pleaseeeeee
>>2292837>Remember super giga nigga f0ze clan roster with olof, niko, guardian, rain and karrigan?no, i only started watching in 2021 lol
Faze to NAVIiM to Faze and reunites with Ash as coach
>>2292842meant to say *Frozen to NAVI
>>2292840>no, i only started watching in 2021 lolWatchie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miTevx4QNzEI'm the OG f0ze clan hater but even I have to admit this roster was kino.
Rent free. Get ready for the Helvijs resurgence.
If I was a f0ze clan fan this would be my reaction to f0ttigan not fucking retiring:
ever since he got a girlfriend (i thought he was gay) it went downhill for donk
>>2292851the gf is just for coverall gays do this
>>2292847Karrigan is Faze and Faze is Karrigan. No real fan wants him to retire. First order of business is to replace Broky, potentially replace Jcobbb, and then reassess their playstyle.
>>2292833either that, or swapping iM seem to be the realistic options at the moment. but i like that first option more, even if i like Aleksi. i hope they have good 3-4 months before summer transfer window at least.
>>2292839they will insert a brick of cocaine into broky and he will make zywoo look like a hellen kellerwithout handssource: my teammate who went 3-16 with 30.5 ADR
>>2292856cope stupid f0zeniggerRain was Faze not fattigan. And fattigan should be the first to go. I don't get your obsession with him, are you hipposexual?
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/2033609372215992709
bymas was Fazehe brought the magic to Monte
>>2292898retire already fat fucking dogshit retard
>>2292902karrigan would rather burn faze to the ground than retire
insider herefaze jl
>>2292898Welcome Faze.Ash!
>>2292916why does he look so pained
>>2292919he's fat, they all look that way
>>2292919horse gums innit
what chance do you give for makazze to continue playing near this form?Really a pop-off tournament for him here
>>2292916he looks so fucking reddit
>>2292953following Navi since he joined, he's been really solid even in the worst periods of this roster, like he never had an event as bad as some iM events in 23/24 or w0nderful. he seems to be pretty disciplined for an aggressive pugstar, had a shaky period of adaptation on some maps when he first joined, like playing banana with Aleksi or lurking ivy on train, but since then he's been fine. and from the outside seems good at handling pressure, i don't see him tilt for extended periods. part of it is probably due to b1ad3 drilling bad habits out of him quickly and Navi as a big org having good support for players in general. i don't think he will be a superstar but if the team keeps working well i think there's a high chance of being a consistent 1.20 player. this tournament was really really fucking good from him, i think his worst map was mirage vs FUT and that was a total stomp where they basically won the map on CT where he played well, then on T he had some bad luck with entries which tanked his rating. also the ace clutch on dust against FUT was insane and may have decided the game and the tournament for Navi, FUT had insane momentum in the first half until that moment. it was a donk tier highlight
>>2292608Don't the Chinese have a bunch of upcoming LANs?
>>2292898Now they just need to get rid of the other polish fraud and the latvian loser
youtube.com/watch?t=234&v=4ZlwTtgbgVA&feature=youtu.beCan't wait to see what CS2 will look like.
>>2292953it's a matter of motivation. once players win a bunch they get to a climax and fall off due to lack of motivation, they can't enjoy the training to maintain their top form
>>2292988Not much info on them anywhere, which is part of why they never end up trackedthough tyloo will forfeit this loopcup match because it overlaps with rotterdam, even when they go 0-2 their flight wouldn't make it in timeits the chinks own fault really, they could've signed up to any of the draculans/pcc/ric I was trying to check the signups for them and I can't even load that xse website
REMOVE DUST 2 BRO !!!!!!
>>2293023sorry vro the most iconic fps map of all time will stay in the map pool permanently
>>2293023I've been playing for close to 20 years and I will never get bored of dust 2
>>2293023utter slop map pool
>>2293023-d2+italy
>>2293023-ovepass-ancient+train+cachefix banana and ct apartments or -inferno +cobblethat should fix the map pool
>>2293053the cbble layout just doesn't work my manit's been janky since original retail cs
cachecontraseasontrain (not the valveraped version)nukepiranesimill
>>2293023I wish the map pool was>inferno>nuke>overpass>train>mirage>cache+ one hostage map, I'd go for inserstion or office
>>2293072>piranesibased
>>2292953makazze isn't the one you need to keep in this form, it's w0nderfulThat nigga finally had a good tournament for once and Navi predictably looked much better than usual
>>2293099it's a sea change in the sense that for once he overperformed in a grand final instead of underperformstill missed some sitters in that one thoughhe obviously has some level of draken disease
what's the cope gonna be when they make another major final run all the way from stage 1?
>>2293118Please noI really don't want to see Faze fluking another final just to hand the trophy over to the other team AGAIN
>>2293121
>>2293127it's tradition at this pointjust enjoy the ride
Donk's resistance only makes Niko harderHe will be secured by the end of the year, no matter how hard Donk protests
idg vitalityschizo's obsession with faze when those teams have absolutely nothing to do with each other
>if you laught at f()ze you are a vitogglerty schizo
>>2293168based pic
>>2292628no fucking way they are paying him 120k to lose and talk shit online
>>2293168kekindar looks so much healthier here than now lol
>>2293205fallen needs to starve him
>>2293202He's probably bringing in enough money to be worth it for them even if they aren't winning anything
>>2293127It's all we have
>new keyboard >new mouse >Cyberchoke subscription for maximum pracc>used high speed camera to find the perfect overdrive + mbr settings on my monitor>switched in game settings to perfection Yeah I'm thinking I'm going to make it past 20k this season :)
>>2293220you would have to reach 10k first
train is too small for professional play the paths between sites are too short and limited
>>2293228Train is a total meme that should've been left in CSS or in early CSGO. Nobody takes it serious, especially not pro players
>>2293220a russian on 60hz is gonna rape you
>>2293220The only setting I've ever changed is the crosshair, everything else is on default. 1920 x 1080 75hz, logi office mouse and keyboard combo, mousepad with gel wrist rest, plastic pub chair, official valve dm servers for warmup.23k last season and faceit level 10Its all in your head. You copying donk or ropz settings is meaningless because its all in your head.
>>2292916>wooden floorsKinda based from mr woo(coming from a hardcore s1s1 fan)
>>2293236Daaaaaaaamn from a HARDCORE s1mple fan? That's crazy, as a HARDCORE GoatwOo fan I appreciate your compliment
>>2293226I will easily be placed beyond that. My hidden elo is probably well in the 16000s.>>2293234Not after my practice >>2293235Donk has shitty settings though. Texture filtering set to bilinear despite this having no impact and MSAA 8x is just terrible unless you have NASA pc.The trick is setting your resolution higher (1440x1080) and using CMAA2 instead of MSAA.
>>2293242>My hidden elo is probably well in the 16000s.i was global elite for most of CS GO existence, lvl 10 faceit, my hidden ELO should have been through the roof.I did my placements with a friend who was 15-16k and basically hard carried him with 80% win rate.I was placed 12k on my main account and 8k on my smurf (who was LEM in cs go), funnily enough individual map rankings still placed me at LEM for my primary and LE / DMG on smurf. Premier ranking is retarded, because i was placed so low playing any game will result in me raping enemies and getting spammed with reports, which leads to HvH lobbies.I did a couple placement matches this season and it put me into 18-20k lobbies somehow, even tho my premier rank was 13k, i have a feeling if i ever finish them, i will be place back to 13k lol
Launders made me stop hating IndiansPretty cool guy, he also sold weed which is hella swag
>>2293265He is a cool guy. He made a lot of content during Covid which I liked to watch.
>>2293263Yeah the system is fucked, I was just joking I already lost 3 placement matches and was put in 7k last season. First week was rough because so many people got scattered but after things get sorted I had the same experience as you and just steamrolled everyone then got mass reported
>>2293141https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/53085-donk-my-idol-is-niko-because-our-playstyle-is-quite-similar
>>2293265This person doesn't look like launders.
>>2293312it's dlss launders
>>2293307I liked niko for being passionate about the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dftyuGtYjG0thats the only thing i ever noticed about himi don't like niko now because he is pussified desperate grandma
>>2293327donk finna make him make those eyes every night
F
>>2293343SAVE TN1R!
>>2293343oh no d2nkeybros...
>donk dead lastAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2293118Wallah even the hatred I have for my most hated CS team does not rival a fraction of the hatred I have for the l*kers
you know ive just realized that i can't remember any CS2 pros rage but donk, correct me if im wrong.i think it show clearly how little everyone cares about winning now, yet everyone is screaming trying to hype each other up to stop team from going into pussified depression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUk2RHBtUkU
>>2293356>you know ive just realized that i can't remember any CS2 pros rage
>>2293357Honestly thought that was in CS:GO lol
>>2293343Staehr is an incredibly underrated player desu
>>2293006Lmao so we might actually get 3 AU teams in the major? Well at least it'll help the CS scene
I switched to a hall effect keyboard and it fucked my movement up.What actuation point should I be using cause 0.1mm might be too sensitive. Rapid trigger at 0.1mm seems good tho.
https://fixupx.com/akiratsukiyono/status/2033679705774428580New cs wife (mine) just dropped
>>2293356Device punches his monitor which is possibly the worst thing to hit
>>2293513>wifeits male
guess whos back
>>2293513Karambit wife...
>>2293542Back to tier 2
https://www.dust2.us/news/71749/usa-esports-announced-as-a-non-profit-bridging-professional-and-collegiate-scenesI told you, NA rises
AU > CN
https://x.com/liquid112/status/2033714029584318896
>>2293581>OverwatchGood thing this is CSRacial slur usage is mandatory in CS
>>2293557Who exactly is this for? There's already collegiate (d1 and equivalents) and k-12 esports here
>>2293583>>2293581Yeah I forgot to type kek, this is what is unironically happening outside cs esports. Grim.
>>2293581Aw come on now it was a soft N give the nigga a pass
>>2293581>we wish him wellFriend of the show amirite? Lmao
Would a CS pro get away with dropping a racial slur during a LAN
>>2293651yes
>>2293652Pro most likely to start dropping N bombs during a live match?
>>2293656s0mple
>>2293651That depends on who drops it and the slur itself.>>2293656ropz
>>2293651no
>>2293651He didnt even send that message thoSmh literally being done for thoughtcrime
>>2293658>That depends on who drops it and the slur itself.Niko screaming NIGGER after his team throws a crucial 5v3 afterplant on inferno during a Valve major. So loud that the other team hears him through the crowd noise and during which there was some dead air from the commentators.
>>2293665this could happen. the chances aren't 0
>>2293664What did he do? He looked like a black but turns out he was a pajeet
>>2293665Eh, not that bad. Could be worse. I think if you openly were to throw a slur at a Jewish player you could get canned.
>>2293665Don't think anyone could recover from that lmao
>>2293651Not a racial slur but similarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EUtmIpQoxA
>>2286361>>2286383You might have been right about switching mice...its comfortable but its made me switch from fingertip grip to a palm grip due to the shape and now I feel weird
>>2293689Just return it bro. Do you normally do true fingertip grip? Why not try a g wolves fenrir?
>>2293693My options are extremely limited cause I'm a retarded left handed aimer. 99% of ambi mice are worthless cause the buttons are still on the wrong side like that example you gave me. I think players like Matys and Woxic still use them anyway but I will use my mouse for productivity too unlike them. The mouse is actually quite comfortable to hold but its not my usual grip. My aim is still good but it doesn't feel "correct" cause of a life time of fingertip grip.
>>2292902fattigan can never be considered in the goat igl debatehe has shown his true greedy, gluttonous colors
>>2293077infernonukeoverpasscobblemiragetrain/cachesubzero
>>2293118There isn't any cope, f0ze almost got knocked out by a t3 monkey team in stage 1. It was complete luck that they made it to the finals. That luck won't be repeating itself.And that's IF they even make it to the major.
>>2293158I don't get your (f0zecuck) obsession with CHADtality. Stay in your league, which is Draculan tournaments.
>>2293736nigga the vitality schizo literally started it don't try to deflect iti'm a delusional navifag before you ask i haven't cared about faze since rain left
>>2293742>nigga the vitality schizo literally started it don't try to deflect itit started with f0zecucks spamming this general>i'm a delusional navifagno you're not nigga at least own up to being a f0zecuck this is pathetic
>>2293743i literally teared up a little when aleksi's navi won the major over faze because i was that happy for him, idk what you want me to say
>>2293749literally no one in this general knows or cares about some "vitalityschizo" (which is probably referring to me) other than the f0zecuckand like >>2293168 pointed it out there are many f0ze haters other than me
https://www.twitch.tv/dfragtv
>>2293265appearance wise he looks like a dark skinned persian rather than an Indian which helps.
>>2293749cry is free
f0zetranny SEETHIN' i fear
>>2293840more tournaments should have a spunj soundboard
Dexter won two LANs in a row!!!
>>2293902TDUChads, we're on the rise!
>>2293902basedthe major win is upon us
>>2293905Another Sexter sticker for my guns
The team you expect the least will win Rotterdam, don't ask how I know.
>>2293911What are the odds tdu or semper fi qualify for the major while FQ doesn't?
Might as well leak it here firstFaZe + Swani
>>2293982m80
who the fuck is swani
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsLdZppusPk
>>2293990Nahhh the disrespect from dese youngins is brazy...BAKA
>>2293987If you even thought about them then they're not the least expected.
FaZe bros...we finna bouta elevate
>f0zecucks still think the coach was the problemyou niggers deserve the raping you get
I bet faze only dropped their coach because they need to extra cash to get a new player.
-broky+smooya
https://www.hltv.org/news/44109/karrigan-on-neo-removal-it-kind-of-came-as-a-surprise-to-all-of-us-because-were-this-close-to-the-majorholy shit f0ze is in mega cope mode ROFL
DracuLAN is supposed to be for the little guys, not teams with Tier1 resources.
>>2294081vrs is such a joke
I don't get it. Sure neo was part of the problem, the shitty map pool largely falls on him, but did management looked at broken broky and fraud jcobb and said "Yeah these niggas are fine, sorry neo you gotta go."?
>>2294082It's so fucking over for f0zecucks this fat hippo is literally not going to stop until the whole org files for bankruptcy.
never mind f0ze, what the FUCK is that magixx interviewimagine he captain of the team saying this after you just got catapulted out of a "free win" tournament, holy shit spir0t are fucking done
>>2294093f0ze haters feasting good doebeit>>2294102factual response I'm afraidI mean look at d-2nkey here >>2293343 alongside sh0r0 and z0ntix, what's a fat nigga supposed to do?
>>2294102this is not the words of a leader but a malignant irl shitposter, sp0r0t is over
>>2294102
>>2294104he can flash a common line so donk or whoever doesn't run into a free awp kill for phzy for example. and giving this answer after saying the bootcamp was productive and full of ideas just makes his entire team look like mega retards.hiding behind a sarcastic shitpost answer like that tells me wheels are falling off on team spirit harder than anyone imagined.last year they won Astan and still weren't happy because of giving 2 maps to Astralis, now look at these results with "better" roster. lol
>>2294118i don't see how the saudis can't just make visa issues disappear
>>2294118stay out of evropa, ziggers
>>2294121for a russian, getting paid by saudi arabia probably makes it worse
>>2294118Its time. Zywoo is literally scared of nucleonz.
>>2294126remembering this MEGA RAPE
>>2294118Why no one considers a possibility of ksk just having a public sissy tantrum? Something among the lines of posting on the timeline how you don't want to play with them anymore and want to go back to spirit
>>2294118cant these niggas travel to georgia, armenia or some easier country to get visa?just by vibes i believe this mf went to the hardest embassy that hates russians for the special military operation and asked for a visa while having his airpods on and talking like he doesnt care
Full announcement from Falcons"Due to a visa complication, Maksim "Kyousuke" Lukin will not be able to join the team at the start of the event. We're doing everything we can to get this resolved and ensure he's back on the server with the team as soon as possible.In the meantime, Matej "Nucleonz" Trajkoski will step in for the team. No stranger to the Falcons, Nucleonz has stood in with us before and knows exactly what this team is about so be sure to show your love and support.We appreciate your patience and support as we work to get this sorted and will provide further updates as they come."
>>2294170NucleonZ time baby
>>2294102what a catty faggot, not a leader of men. BRING BACK CHOPPER
>>2294173Zywho humbler back at it
>>2294170Makedonian BVLLS finna DOMINATE
>>2294170why doesn't m0nesy have these issues?or all of spirit?
>>2294192skill issue and once you have visa problems just once it will always be a pain in the dick
inb4 buying betboom core (#21 vrs)
>>2294270That shit is unfixable, it's like a 2 stack of slavs got matched with a 3 stack of portuguese and none speaks english.
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2033286561614205118blad3 is a cheater
>>2294282Can't hear him anyway, right? Seems more like an annoying distraction on the side while Makazze is trying to focus on the game.
>>2294293Doesn't matter, breaking the rules
>>2294270would s1mple even want to play with boombl4 again? Or would that mean electronic back to IGL-ing?
maybe look up the rules first, retard
>>2294298retarded faggot dumb hohol freak
>>2294299meant for >>2294282
stupid fucking piggy retard
>>2294302imbecile
lmao r0sskies really be having a meltie and inventing copes here over an EPL title, you can't make this shit up
>>2294304literally doesn't matter faggot retard hohol
coaches are all subhumans anyways, they all used the cheating coach bug
>>2294302So if anything he would get one warning according to the rules, and also he was muted so the team couldn't hear him anyway. Zigger melty because spoorit got buck broken?
>>2294306if the mic is muted you can't talk to the players
>>2294317read the fucking rules fucking hohol freak
WoW! Thorin working hard for all of us CS fans, thanks Thorin!
>>2294321Are you glazing s1mple in any of these?
Damn, he's still opening.
fnatic hohol rot takes another
>>2294383This is insane lol
>""people""(noskin poorfag uncs) on the 'gog keep complaining about supposed competitive advantage from agent skins>meanwhile default CT model is by far the darkest and least contrasty model in the entire fucking game
>>2294446actually trve uncs lament the loss of map specific models thoughever little bro
>>2294448KEKThey can literally choose from 50 different agent models yet decide to clinge onto the 2000s and 2010s, sad state of affairs!
>>2294449also you're brown
>>2294383pure coincidence that he's Ukrainian, I'm sure
>>2294383i understand the russian war now
>>2294118>>2294170noooooooo
>>2294075>b0tniggan clan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIOz1oZzOqoit's up
>>2294121>>2294124kikes are the ones who make getting visa super easy and muzzies don't exactly have good relationship with kikes at the moment.
>play really good for a week>drop the game for another week>come back, play like absolute shitamazing im going to kill myself
>>2294553cutie
>>2294557>practice and warm ups actually matter:O
>>2294557too slow you died because your teammate was supposed to be holding banana but instead decided he'd pop flash you while standing in his own molly
>>2294170Kyousuke got pregnant?
>>2294170This is opportunity to see if b0tsuka is the problem or zonic is
>>2294553It's All So Tiresome...
>>2294560ngl i do want to blame my teammates but im also losing aim duelsmost of the time i just fill wherever i need to go like short dust or window mirage and i dont know how to play these positions at all
>>2294571gayest shit ever
>>2294571of course the balkanimal is a mix of tastelessness and status obsession hence the gay gucci bag
Zywoo is fuckin scared of NucleonZ
>>2294596who
>>2294600Zypoo, the carried nigga in Vitality
kayosuckysuckyfuckyfucky really getting paid 50k per month to stay at home
>>2294614Please understand, the estrogen routine niko put him on is very demanding
The austin trophy was kinda cool. The team logos and the color looks good.
>>2294729it was fucking massive
>>2294383do they force krimz to learn russian, ukrainian or surzhik? or do they force rest of the team to speak english?
Pick a struggling team and fix it with two roster moves topsDisbanding is not an option
>>2294824Faze-karrigan+dexter
>>2294824Liquid-siuhy+cadiaN
>>2294824ultimate to rifle, naf to awp, malbs to naf ct spotsdemote flashie back to analyst and get a real coachkick siuhy for any na igl for the vibes, even steel or cxzi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRnmqhgRHA4
I added a couple of FaZe stickers on my ak and m4 and I started clutching more. Its like I suddenly move over to shotgun while faze magic takes the wheel. Time slows down.... I start hearing whispers on my headset on what to do... Go a... Go b....
What happens when I add a couple Dexter stickers to my AK once he makes the Cologne major?
>>2294729I'm still mad about blast paris trophy
>>2294824-w0nderufl+broky
>falcons can't even consistently get their second best player to show up at eventsreally not helping the vitality exploiting a weak scene allegations right now.
>>2295148The GOAT rifler and NucleonZ will violently rape vitality like they did at bounty.
Who are (You) going to be hatewatching today?
>>2294604asked
>>2294824f0ze:-b0tniggan+sexterg2:-paypal+torzsin0vi:-aleksib+frozenfalc0ns:+disband there is no other option, this team is unsalvageablel0qu0d:-n0f-sh00ey+lake+nitr0p0rivision:-zweight+awram0uz:-xerti0n+majer (brollan to rifle)aur0ra:-xantares+yung turk riflep00ria:-f0llen+biguzera
>>2295218>falc0ns:>+disbandbut where will /ourplayer/ niko go to?
f0zechuds who the fuck is this nigga?https://www.hltv.org/player/8570/gruby>>2295220he can retire with his harem of twinks
oh fuck yeahwe feasting
Any hopes de FaZe? There's no way they can win against Aurora today.
Where are the Chinese
>>2295318dust2
what is going through this tards head
#FALCONSAREHERE
>>2295318Faze is gonna get Turkish prison experience
Today, I speak Chinese.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq31vIgWJxg他妈的猴子
>no more maui humiliation ritual on desk>still all the good games + final for scrawndersin a fresh sea of lan's, blast has truly sunk to the bottom
>>2295378sir we love scrawnders here
ANDERGOD AND HENRYJESUS
b0tsuka dodging NRG is wild
Zyw0o bros...Nucleonz is owning...
How much did Falcons pay to get matched against the weakest team? Meanwhile Faze has to take on Aurora.
JesusEven AU CS is better than NA teams
>>2295400no worriesbr0 is gonna kick into gear and carry
>>2295398face get to play a mentally boomed auroraand if they lose that, presumably tyloothey've basically made it as easy a possible for faze
same way theyre top 3 with zero trophiesguess how they do it
FALCONSAREHERE
>>2295400>Even AU CS is better than NA teamsyou dont believe that
God damn why is twitch such a shit streaming platform, unironically using yout*be
>>2295402Aurora is the better team, you should say Aurora get to play f0ze
>>2295407streamlink, and if you want it, an irc client for twitch chat
>1 youtube>2 kick>3 twitch youtube was always the best
kek may0nesy can only hit these banger flicks against opponents who don't shoot back>>2295392Vitality isn't even playing retard wtf hahahaha>>2295398In the first round, strong teams play against weak teams. And in Faze's instance, they're the weak team.>>2295409This lol, f0zeniggas still living with a 2022 mindset.
at some point you have to wonder if getting godlike aimers(kyosuke(lol),donk) is worth it over players that have good teamwork(nucleonz)
>>2295416I-I was just pretending to be retarded
>>2295409but i wasn't responding to a question about the teams aurora might have to face
>magixxs igl goat is ............................ blitz
>>2295417Not that I disagree with your assessment, but they're playing NRG right now.....>>2295420The point is that f0zeniggas are delusional about their standing right now.
>>2295421+Respect real recognizes real
>letting them plant with just glocksnrggers.....
ace assist from br0
>>2295421Blitz is a great IGL
NICE ILYANICE NIKOLA
>falcons are banned from playing faceit AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2295431what
>>2295432casters said zonic banned falcons from playing faceit
>>2295434what does the goat coach know that we don't?
>>2295435kyocucky doesnt need to reinforce any bad habits
>>2295436This makes sense. I imagine dominating fpl scrubs really reinforces bad habits. Maybe that's why d2nk has fallen off.
>>2295438spirit is bad rn because magixx doesnt have igl vision and cant improvise and only knows how to remember the calls hally told him an hour before the game
>>2295443What calls? just set up d0nk with util and win, like always
>>2295443refer to >>2293343
zonic finally grew some balls
Do you think Niko...relieves stress with Ilya between matches?
Uh oh
oSee will humble m0nesy
>>2295470i dunno man, that monesy kid pretty good
oh no, zonic is saying harosh too......
lmao sonic pipping hot right now
NAbros, they better put some respect on our name!
>>2295475oSee studied awping in the mountains of ShiQuiFaoLon under his sensei. He has caused many live leak videos with his awp. Very honourable.
Grim
>>2295491Sonic!
Aaand it's over
>>2295493can't do it on his own
kino roundmore of that please
I just want to see more anubis
>>2295506... said no one ever
>>2295506>t. majer
>>2295505too much to ask apparently....
nrg would've had a decent chance if they hadn't fumbled the 2nd round of the 2nd half
Get this shit over with I wanna see f0ze aurora
#FalconsAreHere
>>2295516nrg put up more of a fight than f0ze will
>falcons are a shit horrible tea-
Damn that smile from Monesy making me feel kinda funny...
americans
>>2295525heh... my boy gr1m just needs more time...
>>2295525sonic is african ?? wtf is that
>>2295520
>>2295529dumb jeet
>>2295531Take it easy cuckola don't get too uppity now.
>>2295528yeah, he was part of the saffa squad who tried to make it in NAit's where JT and TC came from too
>>2295533Meet me in the retake server lil bro
>>2295525black man's burden...
>>2295535is retake server some super secret homosexual code for bedroom?>>2295528>>2295536kek
>N0vi vs B0Ukrainian derby
>kyosuke needs to tell niko when to peek>niko is actually bottomHOLY SHIET, KYOSUKE MUST BE HUNG
>alexi: im close with iM im close with Makazehe hates wonderb0t and b0t
>>2295553I am not surprised
>>2295553aleksib once again proving that gypsies > ukrainians
NiKo won.
>>2295564His second twink had to be subbed by a chud though, he kinda lost.
>>2295565it's okay, n0k0's a bottom anyways
>2-0 >next game is still delayed 30 minutesfuck off
I'm really racist, what team is for me
>>2295587Passion UA
can they just give Navi 2-0 and start the Faze kino already?
filled my stomach up with junk food, time to rest and watch cs with a smile on my face with my /cs2/ bros
navi about to lose mirage kek
So, why is Navi struggling against a bunch if Ukrainian teenagers?
>s1s1what was he thinking about with that name, honestly i just don't get it
Nikobros...
>>2295613>>2295621?
>>2295625Aiming to join Falcons
Do you have any CS merch/memorabilia, /cs2g/?
>>2295627it only happened because I jinxed it again.
>how does it feel to win>how does this win change how you play the next mapamazing questions
>>2295630A couple jerseys from 2015-2017 but now I'm a fatass and can't fit in them
>>2295631why did you do it then
>>2295646I didn't intend to do it, I know I'm a jinxer but this time I truly thought navi would lose.
>>2295649>Check game after forgetting about it>The team I want to win is winning>Starts losing the moment I stay and watchThis happens to me way too often
>>2295653kek same
>anders desperate not to say sissykek
>>2295587AuroraTurkiye #1 in everything especially racism
kyousuke and monesy are mine
>>2295630i have an astralis jersey from the krakow major and i got that HLTV through the lens book
makakezze bros... I thought ancient was our turf.
>>2295627>>2295621
MY GOD THOSE FUCKING DUMB ZOOMERSwait for the smoke and stop over peeking you worthless faggots
>>2295679>>2295680shut the fuck up LMAO
>>2295684Shit I spoke too soon, fucking retard could've just played time and win
>>2295674I jinxed it again haven't I?sigh.....
our girl is brokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1iS3Fu29ZE
>>2295689>girl
>s1zzi, alex666, npl (nipple)bunch of clown names, these niggas deserve to be eliminated
>>2295690woman, then
kekekekek
neither team deserves to winpretty fun match tho
what sensitivity are these dudes at
Okay, B8 had its chance and fucked it up, now finish this and start Fazekino
>>2295704navi had their chance to close itmap3 incoming
>its wasn't a fluke>it was legitimate win >struggle against meme team where we at sisters?
Well done to the young lads
>>2295684What happened?
>>2295714they almost lost mirage (B8 pick) to B8 and just lost ancient (n0vi pick) to B8, still 1-1 tho, dust 2 decider
Sweater commentator seems like a total cunt
>faze delayed even moreyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
first time i see someone switch from usp to glockguess its because hes gonna fight close range in ct but still
