Buckbroken edition>Linkshttps://counter-strike.net/https://hltv.org/https://liquipedia.net/cs>TournamentsPGL Astana [May 9th - May 17th]IEM Atlanta [May 11th - May 17th]CS Asia Championships [May 20th - May 24th]>Previously>>2338858
first for the goat
>>2463967Damn ZyGOAT has lost weight??!?
f0ze kek
>>2463948It's some sperg who cannot handle any criticism of fattigan. Instant meltie when mentioned.
Is karrigan the haaland of counterstrike?
where's ohne
>>2464047Preparing for Cologne.
Is Atlanta or Astanta playoffs more bussin
>>24640758 teams always mogs 6 teams
>>2464075Is the playoffs with the #1 and #2 team more bussin or the one with a bunch of nonamers?
>>2463979thats markeloff
>>2464154I mean if you're typing in 4chan.org and selecting /vm/ and then ctrl + f'ing "esports" just to get to this thread instead of just bookmarking it like a normal personsounds like a you problem
>>2464160sounds like you failed to properly format the thread so I have to resort to fixing your stupid mistake myself
I think Vitality will win, and I think b0tky is washed
unfettered autism
>>2464194-Zywho +Goatky thousand year vitality dynasty#VforVendetta
good matches today eh
>>2464258I will wake up in time for the only match that matters.
>>2464264based G2chad
Today I am Brazilian. Today, I will forgive mel0dy, y0kindar and f0llen if they deliver us kino rape.>>2464271I don't need to watch that match, G2 is going to steamroll sp0r0t.
>>2464259>i need proper formatting in opyeah
>posts empty op
>>2464288the title and hltv link is the proper formatting that was used for years, yep
unc needs his schizo meds
You guys are acting like gachatards not going to lie.
>>2464311it's called gambling dude
>>2464082Come again?
>valve pointslmao
>#2>gets assfucked by a regional tier2LOL
>>2464329n0vi would rape sp0r0t doebeit
>n0vi would ra-ACK
>furia is #3 in the world senhaarkwab
>>2464349After Vitality the rankings literally do not matter, they are the only tier 1 teamIts like in tennis where only matchups between the top 3 players in the world matter because they completely rape every other pro in existenceI mean like Falcons are 4th and they havent won anything, they shouldnt even be allowed within the top 10 until they win something
ts eurogay really be giving examples with that gayass "sport" for assblasted rich niggas@2464349FURIA is real #2, when mologoat dont choke FURIA is real #1
>>2464944mano is seething over tennis kek
my moussies playing soon :)
You gotta be kidding me man.
>>2464975cucked after they kicked jimmy
what is my nigga wearin
>>2464975post ID?
just goonedaurora 2-0
That's quite a bunch of neets there at 11am on friday.
What does this even mean?
>>2465035um,mmmm context????
>>2465039What context do you need? It's listed as one of the roles.
>>2465043map? side? anyways its blue so im going to guess it was xertion on the preview
are we cheering for mouz or aurora?
>>2465045It was soulfly.
>>2465047>mouz vs turkish mouz
>>2465047I'm cheering for whoever looks like they deserve the win moreatm that is aurora
>>2465048it means he's flexiblehe just played 2nd man/trader on long pop 2 rounds but now he entried
I love launders but man these guys suck at casting
I don't like it when they make it so that the ambience doesn't come through the soundgate. Makes it sound less hype.
nice molly jl
torzsi is so fucking bad
p2kgang
ez4xantares
faggot fucking crowd almost killed that every faggot crowd fucking ruins games, xray off in the arena should be standard
you niggas are something elsethe 'woo drought is tearing us apart
>>2464311What would freya think of this thread?
mouzel tov!
jl carry
SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME
>>2465114>they got jannied on /vm/, yikes!
>awpers map
Is Mouz with jL and Spinx still auraless?
what the fuck, they lost to a zeus and dropped mac10
>>2465164that's aura right there
jLegend
mousers have AVRA
nice molly, sp0nx
w0xic
roach mental is crushed kek
so will molodoy & senzu fix this
>ohne isn't here to support jLSome fucking husband he is.
what is that fucking scratching sound? Did they let a flea infested dog into the room? im getting triggered
>soulfly
>>2465219cool it with antisemitism
bum ghoster
kek roachies
my moussies :)
xantares fucking sucks
>>2465237holy raped
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
why is xantares such a ghoster on arenas
>>2465162>jLSome aura>spinxNegative auraSo some aura improvement, but still more or less auraless
The Lion and The GOAT rifler are getting ready to rape Pooria
i got my hand on my cock, ready to BUSTwhether donkey gets raped or not, he's so cute to watch
>>2465271Nikola please calm down
ASTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that crowd bigger on a friday 1 pm than american ones in the weekend
Let's see if spirit can actually perform with the crowd on their side. That's harder when it is against you.
Haven't followed the news in a while, where's that nigga hally? Did he finally got the boot?
>>2465327hopefully the Atlanta crowd will be goodDreamHack (hopefully) helps
>>2465332he's been sick for 2 months i think
>>2465332He slapped magixx live during a timeout (magixx's titties jiggled a lot) and got thrown out of Spirit.
Pussies, why do they always do this?
>>2465336>team starts underperforming>hally gets sick for that longHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>2465339Shite map. Needs to go.
It is fucking crucial that shiro doesn't shit himself here. They need this dust2 or they're fucking toast.
>>2465339#1 map where donk can die to a nadeset before activating his toggle
>>2465339High IQ maps like Nuke, Inferno and Overpass are the kryptonite of faceit maxxer retarded aimers like spirit.
we're here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/@kassadcs2
Kek get btfo
>Lose the conversion to fucking five sevens and a scout
>Lose the follow up to the conversion to fucking tec-9s and a deagle
SunPayus is missing (The shot, not the major)
Retard show.
"professional" cs
Fuck this retard crowd. Host tournaments in Australia or someplace else next time.
Holy fuck heabygoat
L ahh crowd
crowd events are just works, real CS is found in the studio lan
GOATYS
The left hand of MATYS...
Is observer dumb? I hope the x-ray been turned off.
nt goatpayus
yawn g2 sucks
G2 would've owned the first half if not for the retarded ass crowd.
Sick jump from nertz there. Also, where the fuck are the replays?
>>2465348>inferno>high IQAh yes, the complex strategy of pop 2 smokes on B and rush
Nertz is such a shitter
>>2465436SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME is more important
its 2026 and retards still mwheel jump also i got my superstrike and it has a mwheel accidental jump protection setting lmao
>>2465443Does the superstrike mouse button thing really do anything for your gameplay
>>2465345Okay, they've got a chance now.
Malbs your time in G2 does not count
>>2465447idk it feels nice to be able to customize the actuation and haptic fake click levels though pic rel I have leftclick on the 2nd lowest actuation and lowest haptic response and right click a bit higher on both, you can also turn it off all the way which kind of feels funny
so G2 only hit hard against vitality? look how trash they are now
>>2465479SunWoous knows Peaktality is the best, so he only tries against them (the best)
They're just saving their strats for the major...
classic. when you can't win just run throw smoke with tec9 and it works out.
ridiculous. spirit laughing at how clueless G2 are
f*ck this crowd mang
Turn the x-ray off you dumb fucking observer retard.
w crowd
>>2465501you couldnt prevent that without xrays
business idea. there should be the full flash effect during spectator mode in arenas
Goycattle2bros... I fear it's over...
>>2461144>>2461130I found it again
remove nertz and add kyxsan
eurasian girls are my fetish
heavygod you fat fuck....
Weird as fuck round.
>counter straffing %
Now watch spirit fuck this up and go ot.
NOW watch spirit fuck this up and go ot.
THREEPIECEUS
d0nkey............
Nigger crowd.
LMAO the crowd is so bad
jew2 fucked by the crowd kek you love to see it
all of this because of this shit crowd. fuck all of you non european bastards
CHADmerica crowds would never
Just host every tournament in Australia if you want an unbiased crowd
Subhuman crowd needs to be dealt with
>>2465547they would but observers perfected the art of pressing the xray key 11 fucking years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0tMbnuQtdY
why do they call boombla boomitch and how the fuck did he lose like 150kg
sAw thanking Kazakhstan and the crowd after they fucked them over hahahaha
>>2465566You read the "bl4" part in Cyrillic.
shiro was gonna check that anyway
>>2465566"Boombl4" is pronounced /bum Jt͡ʃ/ (boom itch). This is because "bl" looks like the Cyrillic letter Ы, which makes an [ɨ] sound (like the "i" in hit), and "4" looks like the Cyrillic letter Ч, which makes a /tʃ/ (ch or tch) sound.And he got some stomach surgery that makes me less hungry as well as had a cocaine addiction
>>2465570boomblyat?
>>2465571He would be checking his venue seats right now to watch the rest of the event from the sidelines lol. He was literally already walking towards the site as he was about to get flanked. Yes, he would've got fucked by thai ming but that's part of the game.
aside from maui pgl chooses really bad desk talent, no one wants to listen to richard lewis, dust, techgirl and especially prof
>>2465577maui is the most retarded talent in the scene though
jews are seething
where is ESIC when Sprit cheated?
donk more opening kills than rest of team combined
>>2465578he's funny though, people don't care to hear the same stale analysis they've listened to 100 times before, they'll only keep the desk unmuted if they're entertained
>>2465578He makes pick ems easy. Pick the opposite of what he chooses
>>2465586just run into his crosshair bro
did they really cancel our goddess Nat?
>9z vs magicyeah I'll go to the grocery store. anybody want anything?
>>2465597>not staying for AWRA kino
>>2465586damn its almost like hes the entry
>>2465597best snacks to watch CS with?
>>2465578we love maui here at /magog/
>>2465602You WILL tell me what magog fucking means
>>2465603>he doesn't know
>>2465603read the new testament
>>2465610Not gonna read fanfiction, its the torah for me
>>2465577forgot to mention bleh, he lives up to the name
This 2-0 felt hollow. I hate biased crowds. I would gas (tear) them.
>>2465601>200mg of DPH>bag of EXTREME sour patch kids>20oz sugar free redbull yeah, it's time for kinostrike
spirit has won 6 times in a row so that's probably what's going to happen again
its niggas paying to watch 9z vs magic
>>2465638If the crowd keeps helping Spirit then yeah, probably. Not even jL can salvage that.
>START THE GAME ALREADY
>>2465654we need one more 1xbet ad first
>Scrawnders not ruining falkinoThank you PGL
are you kidding me, I thought these two fucks getting the early game meant they wouldn't cast falcons vs furia but they're going to pull 2 seperate shifts, fuck off
>>2465655>window?shan't be playin'simple as
>>2465660HH casted the previous game, so hopefully they cast the Falcons v Furia game, that seems to be what PGL is going for
>>2465664I hope you're right, but I fear the worst
spirit magic finals huh
>>2465667'twould be kino
AW finna feast on these niggas
This moon nigga kinda........good?
wow falcons got 13-1'd on d2 by THIS??
9z won 11 t rounds vs falcons btw
somebody tell magic guys that they're the defenders
Stage pressure, hope 9ziggas learn from this and do better next time.
AWRA so good
>>2465689>>2465687Are you retarded and really believed that falcons just failed to secure more than 1?
magic give cheater vibes
Getting early parivision vibes from these rounds.
niggas watching huasopeek vs sfade8
>>2465710ts is kino thoughever
>>2465704jeet vibes from this post fr
kek
Lol
moon and AW goated
Excuse me? Is this nigga legit or what?
>>2465745lucky fluke9z 2-1
I need molodoy to dunk on niko and karrigan todayit needs to happen
>3 mapsHOLY SHIT FUCK OFF
>3 mapskino... pure kino!
eurasian qt
>globant
give us some magic, AWRA, please!
betboom are doing vlogs but they dont have english subs that's so fucking gay
>>2465867get yourself a donk bf so he can sit on your lap and translate for you
>>2465572Also his bitch wife divorced himIt was really messy
>>2465867grown ass man wanting to watch other grown ass men
i like AWs hoodie why dont more teams go for that instead of horrible polyester looking shirts
>>2465602Yes and we know Maui posts here.Tab back in Maui.>>2465603ma = mygog = go generalmy go general
tsu bros......
>>2465867Download the video, ask chatgpt to write you a script that automatically translates the video, done.Might take a while though.
these niggas letting AWRA down.........
well it's better that magic lose so we get falcons rematch
can these niggas wrap it up already i want to see rape
>>2465930I need them to win to laugh at Parivision
>>2465935trvkedid my nigga awra dirty
MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC
>moonwalks towards youthat's awra, bruh
9z deserves it, they played better, always one trade away from winning most rounds magic took
Damn Scrawnders made that round sound so exciting.
>meyern
MAGIC NIGGAS WHERE WE @???
>>2465973on WOO this be ours
what the hell
LEARNING FROM GOATWOOAWOO!!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Don't you call this is a miracle>THIS. IS. MAGIC.Shivers.
meyern choked so hard, magic shouldn't have won this real talk no hate
niko is gonna lose to this huh?
>failcl0wns lost to thisLevels.
AWRA CHADS WE OUT HERE
>>2465974>AW stands for Anti-'Woovitacucks are very lucky /ourogre/ is not playing in the major...
bro's doing a ted talk in russianfuck off bro
why does PGL keep hiring this old hagwe need young woman
dastan probably seething
bro 9z was up 10-5 and on ct-side....
>mologoy on home crowdUnless we see kerrigan magic shaping falcons into top1 live, I don't think there's a chance.
What sound does the hippo make?
>>2466024WOOWEEWOWEE
>geepoo fanbois still crying about the based crowdAHAHAHAHAHA
just a light sparring to improve ourselvesthe real fight starts june 11
>>2466087kill yourself AI jeeet
>missing thisbroky-esque
*may0nesy-esque
reminder that OP became a trannyjanny to:>force his gay op that nobody likes>delete magog threads even if they were posted before this one>ban people telling him to go suck another cockabsolute sicko (I'm almost impressed)
>>2466116he shoots before dragging his aim down, clear cut case of jitters, we all been there
>>2466137damn bro, that's crazy
>>2466137your seethe is delicious, my boy
^delusional fantasy, this was the first thread createdkeep coping fatty
>>2466142> I was there, gandalf. 16 hours ago....shit your trap mouth nugget
may0
what does this old hag even mean by monesy looking revived this event? he's like the 2nd or 3rd best player of the year as is, and none of the other clowns will even question it either they just roll with it, ynk would never
>>2466145What do you get by doing this? It's easily verifiable that this was the first thread created.>>2463974>>2463970>>2463960Genuinely kys.
TIME FOR GOAT
>shit your trapsar...
>>2466148keep going trannymagog might've turned to shit, but no way am I letting your disgusting hands put it in the grave
^mental illness kek
took a shitnuttedsnacks are readyI'm ready.
>>2466161I've been holding my nut because I'm going to buss to the rape.
>>2466137everyone that just wants to talk about cs hates these posters, they shit up the thread and I genuinely hope you either die irl or at least get banned so i don't have to read more of your retarded posts about links
>>2466165i personally already busted to donkey donk, it was good whether he is raped or not
>>2466166hello newfriend
may0nesy
FALLEN fuking legend
let's be real they should've just made niko igl and bought donk
I don't get how pgl mogs esl this hard in production valuealso fuck op lol
>>2466179niko could NOT handle all that bussy
BRAZIL
niko so handsome its crazy
OP did a great job
HE'S FUCKING BACK ON STAGE BABY
>>2466186kyo and monesy are so lucky!
RAPE THAT HIPPO FALLEN!!!!!!
Unbelievable amount of time wasting for a quarter final
what's with the gay translations guy? nobody who's a fan of cs doesn't understand engligh - even gay balkans and russians should be fine with it
>>2466210padding out time for atlanta
>>2466210This is the grandfinal anyways
>>2466151imagine how many trophies he'd have if he wasn't a spoiled brat
>>2466215yeah whomever wins here gets raped by spirit
>>2466216Joining Falcons is a death sentence. It kills your drive. But if money is all you care about it's the best choice.
I didn't realize it was Professeur on desk in Astanahis English accent is way cleaner than Ynk and they basically speak the same native language. and he is way less often on desks compared to Ynk.
>HHThank you PGL
Don't let me down today mel0dy
imagine the level of hatewatch the faze players are having.
he's so fucking backnobody else looks that comfortable on stage
>>2466242Fazechads already feasted with the 9z rape.Furia is going to make that rape look like a feminist rally in comparison.
FUUUUUUUCKING FOOOUR KAAAY
karrigan has cured kyous stage freight?
>freightesl hours
>>2466262this is pgl tho
>>2466262im just northern and publicly educated so i cant spell
mogged
>>2466246If I had Karrigan, Niko, and Monesy by my side I'm sure I'd also find the confidence to shit on anyone as well
he's so slow and washed
kwabko
n0k0 kekekeke
Niko is so fucking dogshit in the clutch lately it's comical
impressive yuurih, very nice
diadefuria or sumn
i've seen enoughfuria 2-0
>imagine rooting for teses lol>imagine rooting for kyosucky lol>imagine rooting for falcons lolyet here I amgive them hell, niko and karrigan!
>crosshair not even on himwhat you seeee is what you geeeeet
blud is fighting imaginary demons
>may0nesykwab
N0K0 LMAO
niko..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>n0k0
KICK NIKO KEEP TESES BRING IN FROZEN
the infamous may0nesy n0k0 round contribution
1mss
>>2466314frozen would rather cut his nuts off then play with k*rr*g*n again
>>2466322Yeah im sure frozen would rather stay in this busted ass faze than join falcons for a fat bag kek
>>2466327Frozen is out for revenge. Twistzz will lead him to glory in Singapore.
I can't fathom being a falcons fan. You would have to be gay for twinks or something I suppose
fattigan highlight of the year kek
karriGOAT haters???
KYOGGAN
>>2466332
MOGodoy
>>2466345Some men care about their art. They're not after money. Wouldn't expect an Israeli like you to understand.
>>2466350
nice ilya!
niko got his rod out with all this baiting
here's your superstars
>>2466353blud just copy pasting irrelevant memes from the 'gram
>baits whole team only to die and lose the round>3:9 zontiko
>>2466353>minionsalmost as bad as newfag frogposters
let's fucking go
>>2466359>>2466361
nice maksim!
SEMEN BAKER !!!!
every falcons round has been off a kyousuke multikill
insane shotsit's incredible how good karrigan makes his players
>ohne not live for this.........we are all cancelling our tier3 sub
so many 13 year olds in the crowd move that fucking squeaker thats close to the mic
>>2466385Ohne doesn't give a fuck about counter strike since his country forced the x-ray on cases, he only wants to stream browser games with that troglodyte jnyxzi for his audience of 9 year olds
the position m0nesy takes with the awp on 8:7 and dies with nothing is simply amazing
How is NOBODY posting all the qts the cameraman is feeding usis everyone here faggots and trannies?
love this kid showing up
>>2466406retarded faggot do it yourself
molodoy is ukrainian
>>2466406You are a coomer degenerate. Hitler would NOT approve
monesy so fucking dogshit
>>2466406get your t up lil simp
>>2466409>>2466412>>2466415fuck you trannies, you need to go back to v*lorant. This isn't your safe spacesomeone NEEDS to post wasian queens of Astana
>>2466421what we NEED is more pictures of donk!
>>2466421this is a cum retention game anon. we DO NOT fap EVER
>>2466421you do realize that trannies are the ones obsessed with porn
of course pooria is choking
TESES!!!!!
t0ses
based, so fvcking based
>>2466442absolute rape so far kek
>>2466421shut the fuck up you spastic incel. /magog/ is a 30yo+ well adjusted individuals general, we've already got wives and girlfriends to fuck and don't care about your plastic insectoidic gooks
>>2466448hell fucking yes, bro
>>2466421i only goon to my childhood friend when she sends me feet pics and to my hag queen sjokz, quit watching porn retard
>let's og mongolztough crowd
if they choke this because of a failed boost....
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ezzzz
kyo such a pussy go and hold W retard donk wins the round there
uh oh fattigan
state of failclowns3 gun rounds won on their map pick
>>2466471He's literally saving failcl0wns retard n0k0 and may0nesy threwb0tniggan performed as usual>>2466473b0tniggan special
monesy is molodoy's labubu
>the link schizo is obsessed with porncan you please get a trip so we can filter you
Flamez was asked on the Atlanta desk about Falcons and he basically said he isn't worried about them, that it will take them a lot of time to get good, if everVitality knows karrirat is a total pushover on the server, no serious team is afraid of him in 2026
NAChadS what was your reaction to this news : https://www.dust2.us/news/73720/breaking-cooper-leaks-new-team-featuring-stewie2k-autimatic-and-skadoodle-on-streamalso WUMBO and Grizz on the HLTV prospects. Marsborne is cooking. M80 and NRG shitting the bed
>moloDOI highest rating>monesy lowest rating Paints the picture of what just happened.
>>2466489Cloud9 to carry NA with Liquid
Reminder that,Falcons got spanked by 9zand the only teams they beat to qualify for the playoffs were eliminated in the group stage
>>2466489There's literally no NA little bro, your region has no new players coming in, they are all on the chink paid spyware game. Besides this is nothing new, they are just copying what the SK era BR pros were doing for years: Make a meme team for exposure.
>>2466489>>2466493unironically why isn't any Premier NA orgs like Cloud9, Sentinels,etc signing OCEAN and ask him to build a team? he's like the OverDrive/ashh of NAFound Twistzz and now WUMBO. he has a great eye for talent.
where's the failcons vatnik fellating the "best sniper in the world" now? i'm waiting for the explanation of this amazing positioning when yuurih was already seen exiting balcony and A utility already started flying, surely it was kyxsan's fault
Vira lata macacos are gonna be out full force
>the nolink schizo is obsessed with porncan you please get a trip so we can filter you
>>2466507he's busy trying to mend his gaping bussy rnmay0nesy was never the best awper anyways, ever
>>2466513monesy is a momentum babby
>>2466507you are a 1k elo retardi wont explain shit to you
>>2466530HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
failcl0wnsmay0nesykay0suckyfucky
'minder:https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393335/faze-vs-furia-blast-rivals-2026-season-1
why are nikonesy so likable...fml
>>2466544kys troon
Dia de fvria
>nukeit's over, isn't it?
>"he was chasing ghosts"there is one to his left
>>2466563kekit is already over >>2466543
Everyone relax, The Lion is an expert on nuke. He will collect here.
The expertise in question: https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394130/falcons-vs-9z-pgl-astana-2026
it's over
ky0u........
>>2466571kwab
Reminder that Niko and m0nesoy call the CT side, so The Lion is not yet liable for damages.
I hate Falcons so fucking much, just them being in playoffs and not dead last makes me mad, doesnt matter if they get raped 2-0.
The lion needs to lose some weight.
>>2466591That'll happen at the major, trust brother.
>>2466591its not that serious lil man
WOOOOOOSLAM DUNK
>dude with a falcons jersey laughing at niko for the deagle miss....
good evening
holy rape round
>>2466602I sleep better knowing Niko will never win a major.
zamn, looking weak there, falcons
FALCONSAREN'THERE
>>2466610kyxsan sounded depressed on his stream, which is understandableI hope he's laughing hard right now
the lion does not concern himself with getting frags
>>2466610kek kyxsama vindicated
Reminder Sunpayus still has won a trophy more recently than monesy.
>>2466621>SunPeakusNot a soul on this Earth is surprised by this.
bro fuck this, always with the low eco gamble stacks, fraud team
>>2466621if may0nesy had stayed with g2 we could've stopped vitality's erabut he needs that BNC
kek n0k0
Toledo masterclass
With how ct sided this map is, Falcucks are done, gg
Niko is so free on yard lole
>>2466647bro they will pull a vitality and claw this back, just wait
I started the DatSheffy 1G police meme
can we have kyxsan back?
1-7 for karrigan, he's fucking washed.
>>2466649But Vitality did that on CT..
>niko calls CT>falcons are giga ass CT
>gets outclassed>gamble stackThanks kerrigan, here's your 30k a month + tip.
>trying to mindgame karrigannot yet kid
Who ya got
finally ilya
m0nesy,,,, i kneel...
Holy shit m0nesy went insane
god yekindar is a fucking idiotfucking drunktard
MONESY UNLEASHED
>>2466671Vitality Paris>b-but'TALITY'RIS
bloop
>>2466671FaZe VegasFaze the fuck up baby!
>>2466671Did a 16 year old made this graphic? I can't fucking tell what's going on.
Now comes the T side, The Lion's playground...
Atlanta crowd >>>>>>>>>>>> liking the vibes NAbros
>>2466692FUAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>2466507
>>2466681story of the match
FUCK YEKINDAR
>>2466698i thought m0nesy would put up more of a fight tbqh
>>2466688Its basically four 2-win swiss brackets, but represented vertically for whatever reason. win twice you're into the playoff, lose twice you're out.>>2466683They won the last major, but it was considered an upset, and Optic players bitched about the LAN set up being scuffed or something.
>>2466692my monitor started vibrating from the aura generated from this post
HOLY KEK ANONS IM DOING TEH HANDS
>>2466710i say and do this
i bet falcons wish they had 1.00 igl rather than 0.60
>>2466692>>2466709my monitor started vibrating from the earthquake this post of the hippo caused
>>2466702I used to watch it back during the days of AW and BO3. Glad to see Faze still winning.
>>2466713no they dont nigger XD 2-1
how many rounds has yekindar cost on nuke? 3 at least
danke yuurih
WHERETHEFUCKISOHNE
>>2466717Its funny how its been like 10 years since then and the cod esports scene still hinges on Optic vs. Faze
NICE YUURRIH LETS GO
>>2466729reported to have touched down at Atlanta
bro why do they always line up after each otherthis is not the bedroom
>>2466733he's the key
le win pistols and do nothing else team
FURIA really didn't want that c4 to go down
not today, nikola
kek vira latas toggling on
nice peek niko
peak.......
CHOKO HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
niko gets lucky then he peeks too soonKEK
>niko almost clutches by accident
Niko has a stockholm syndrome with nuke, or a humiliation fetish.
>choko
>>2466760LMAO, both hilarious
>>2466731So much nostalgic kino. I still remember this compilation from back in the day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isW8712OoZo
>outbreed
why didn't niko just crouch jump peek over silo if he wanted to peek
its 10 pm in kazakhstan no wonder poor karrigan is 5 15
ropz (the GOAT rifler) wins those
cam on ilya
Monesy is nowhere close to Molodoy in this series
>>2466783I know damn well I would have choked that in the exact same way (peeking). Why is it so hard to resist in those situations
PRESENTE
karrigan literally sucks
falKEKs
>>2466784there's a storm going on on jupiter, that's actually the reason why
imagine not checking that
pain vs gamerlegion is on right now and youre watching falcons?
five seven has to be the best gun in the game dollar for dollar. I might start buying it over smg's going forward
ts is so tense kek
GOATSE(y)
KIIIINOOOO
>>2466796Nvm he read this and he is NOT happy
karrigan is literally useless
>>2466808tec9
kyousuke doubters?
#WEEEE AREEEE HEEEEEREEE
Kyousuke so fuckin goaded mane
The pros should investigate a high risk high reward 5-awp ct side setup.
keeyosooky
>atlanta has an actual crowd unlike riokek
>>2466825calling a god tier t side
karrigan PLEASE
no matter what happens furia will never get over their massive humilation at home, fallen's last dance lol
not today, unc
You know that wasn't happening with karrigan
>failcoonsLMAO THEY'RE SO BAD
>>2466838the old fnatic 5 awp door cross fight on dust2 is peak
kek nt kyo
karrigan........................................
bro can karrigan win a single duel?
fuuuark
OH SHIT SO FUCKING CLOSE
kay0b0t
>>2466854you feeling better now? Falcons still gonna lose you know
fucking fat lard ass obese ugly pigcant even stay alive when a russian twink goes insane
>almost 50 adr below anyone elsehe's so fucking heavy
>>2466883jejit do be like that
>>2466854Nothing will ever be as humiliating as being a falcl0wner tho
If Niko didn't ego peek in the most retarded manner in that cluthc Falcons would have won that mapor if karrigan could just win a single duelall in all dogshit team, too many liabilities
yekingod ty
KEK Falcons are tilted
>karrigan trying to trade
tilting round straight up
did he not know he had bomb
>>2466888>>2466889the hippo effectno refunds lol
>>2466892>>2466885
the lion more like the loin amiritecause he's a fat pig and he's getting fucking COOKED
>get 0.7 rating IGL>just to have him call a single side and make funny noises Even if this fat retard won them two more T-side rounds than Kyxsan (he doesn't), he'll still lose you four more on CT.
>>2466905kek!
>>2466904You mistake me for a pooria fan. I don't care about them. I just hate falc0ns.
6 kills is fucking crazy
GODKINDAR
I was having melty over yekindar but he's humbled me.
SMACK EM DOWN YEKI
>>2466898AGAIN LMFAO, CAN'T DO A NORMAL TRADE
kek the schizo danedog defender is here
-teses +donk
lolsuke>>2466904>you lost against the best team in the world, possibly the best of all time, dont you feel bad?Not really.
>>2466905based
excellent monesy
>best furia player is from central asia
>>2466928-zonic + zywoo>>2466905kek
karrigan doubters?
Took karrigan this long to finally do something meaningful
>>2466930humilated at home in front of everyone lolthe crowd was so buckbroken they didn't even show up for the final
>karriweightgainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRXrX9Nho14
>>2466921nevermind, he's a fucking idiot
fattigan's 2nd highlight of the year
>>2466943>karriweightgainnice, added to the list
okay we are not here
>>2466918wow that's a lot of danes
rip nikyou
Just get walked on lmao
>>2466949okay i dont like m0nesy either but you can stop sucking mel0dy off
>>2466942I can tell you never played nor follow competitive sports.
dementigan gets one good round out of 30 and immediately starts acting like hot shit hyping himself up, topkeklike nigga you're the half the reason this map is even in overtime, settle down
kek furiafags will literally never get over riothe 7-1 of esports for them
>>2466961it's the buckbroken danedog loving muttit must be so humiliating to lose against the brown people he hates kek
IGL fragging diff. 17-15 from FalleN versus 9-22 from karrigan
9-24impvct
how is nuke STILL so kino after all this time
>>2466960sorry
GOD FAVORS FALCONS
Holy fuck
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYYYY
NOT OVER YET NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kek may0nesy is alright
nah wtf that was 0.000000000000001 defuse
FALLEN YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARDWAIT A BITso called professionals
imagine if we had frozen and donk instead of t0ses and karrigan
GODKINDAR IS FUCKING PISSED
KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN KARR1GAN
insane map
LEL Yeki just pulled a Twistzz on karrigan
HOLY FUCKING YEKINDAR
>sandbag no frag IGL in a team with choko and teses
>>2466918this explains the mental illness here
Falcons with Karrigan:https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394130/falcons-vs-9z-pgl-astana-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394152/furia-vs-falcons-pgl-astana-2026Faze without Karrigan:https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393346/g2-vs-faze-blast-rivals-2026-season-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2393335/faze-vs-furia-blast-rivals-2026-season-1Levels.
kay0sucky is a better awper than may0nesy?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>NO NO NO>OHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
based Furia prolonging the game just to rape karrigan more kek
MISSNESY
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2467016LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAAOAOAOAOAOCHOKECONS>>2467019kek
This is years of deep butthurt and trauma we're seeing here kek
ConsistentSCERATO is his name.
MISSNESY AGAIN
missnes1s1
jeeesus ch0ko
T0S0S
bros ngl i love falcons so fucking much, they are peak clown show comedy
>brownigganadded
shiet nt molodoy
we want spirit to win
CHOKODOY
My GOAT Rifler
Karrigan is really trying his hardest possible to lose this game but the other retards are feeling otherwise.
>>2467053finally playing like a goat rifler should
>they're not even enjoying failcons being bad because they got raped for years and the trauma causes them to seethe instead of feel joykek feels good not having any baggage
zonic is literally emotionless sitting there i thought this guy is supposed to be the cheerleader coach who hypes people up
>don't have baggage>sperg out and schizo post 24*7kwab buckbroken
Furia blew two chances to win
GODFAVORSFALCONS
kek the raped seething
Falcons are the raped doebeit.>>2467069Yeah fallen threw that 1v1. Why did he peek immediately?
>>2467059the neosissyfication is complete
Has the seethe squad switched from spirit to falcons?
karrigan ssuuuuuuuccckss
raped
>>2467059He's prepping them for major, high iq move.
>>2467054do you just not think it's possible for an igl to carry the game in ways that don't show up in stats?
fat hippo ass spotted
>>2467097nopeget on the treadmill fatty
>>2467087yeah, the fanbases of both teams overlapplenty of seethers remain purely with spirit though
>triple ot forced dramagetting sick of this slop
cant saudiggers just lose already?
furia lost....
It's pretty based that the best team in the world by far is NW European.
>>2467110>falcons>danesgo be a saudi slave somewhere else
>>2467097You know that he's only calling t side right?
>>2467116they're not danish right now but clearly danes have historically raped many peoples favorite teamsthese raped never got their revenge on hated danes who raped them and this is the best they can do
>>2467117source: my miserable mind
danke kscerato
danedogs rapedvatniks rapedtis a good day indeed, 2 schizos bootyblasted in 1 match
KAIKEEEE
ohnepixel pov
kek karrigan is so bad, how did this guy rape your favorite team for years
BASED KSCERATO
>chase enemy>randomly turn around and pull out nade because your diabetes brain forgets what it was doing>>2467123He's said so himself.
LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HIPPO DOING?????
>>2467131karrigan's career would be nothing with ropz
>chikaner desperately spamming the thread with one post every minute>still gets less pity replies than karrigan gets killslmao it's truly the kwabbening today
>his favorite team got raped by this shitteryou were acting like the danes were messi or ronaldo but they're a fraud like vini jr
>>2467117doesn't really matter, winning isn't just about making the right calls it's the team deferring to one person coming up with plans and deciding reactions
>>2467135he said they'll focus on T sideas in fixing it because Falcons are an excellent CT team alreadyidiota
is karrigan the fernando alonso of counterstrike?
>>2467126teses is okayfuck karrigan and zonic though, both need a health specialist like astralis had
RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED
two clown ass teams
#FALCONSAREHERE
Furia choke
EASY FOR US
#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE#FALCONSAREHERE
Fucking faggots had infinite match points and squandered them.I fucking pray for niko or monesy cancer and its not coming.
ILYAM0NESYOSIPOV
kwab pooria chokersfalcons gonna get raped next though
And people wanted to kick teses
fuck fallen. he just needed to wait half a second.RETIRE NOW
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY WERE SUPPOSE TO LOSE
Unc used all his faze magic for that comeback
NOT playing window
good stuff
13 kills in 42 rounds btw
No window for me, no sir
your favorite team got raped by this fat faggot for years? he's fucking DOGSHIT
window? no thanks.
m0NESY really is the best AWPer counter strike as a franchise has ever had in more than 2 decades of its existencegoddamn what a freak. if not for him Falcons would be nowhere close to winning this map
>>2467180Faze magic is NOT Karrigan
>>2467184how can someone play 8 hours a day against other pros and be that mechanically subpar
BREAKING NEWS: LARGE EXPLOSION IN FAVELAS OF MEXICO CITYWITNESSES SAY A MAN WAS MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT "KERRIGAN" AND THEN SUDDENLY COMBUSTEDSTAY WITH US FOR AN UPDATE AFTER THIS MAP
>dust2yeah falcons lost ct 1-11 vs that brazilian team that lost vs no namers
>>2467199KEK
>>2467186I won't play window anymore
lel file.png chud going crazy with his multiple ips
falcons will still lose. chill.
>>2467192only his fans write it "m0NESY"missnesy is lucky to have been bailed out so many times for him to have his moments later on
file.pnger won
m0NESY is the most gifted AWPer this game has ever seen
Falcons will win, reddit and the resident schizo will seethe insha'Allah >>2467225
>>2467250Ma Sha Allah, brodie
cs lost its soul when the teams stop being ethnostates
>>2467250>>2467258kys you parasites
>>2467266yeaaah how very fun would it be to watch zywoo and apex play with neityu and ex3rcice and luckywooo muh soul, russia vs russia every final...
idk why people seethe about saudis so much
>>2467281oh shut the fuck up. retard.
KINGrigan.
>>2467279>soul, russiayes, russia is the soul of counterstrike
falcons would still lose to magic
>>2467281kaffirs have a strong sense of inferiority
seething about saudis is categorically reddit behaviour
>>2467274May Allah strike you down kaffir
>>2467299being a slave is subhuman behavior
lmFAO all these uppity fags are going to scurry away like rats when furia wins dust
>>2467293>>2467299you will pay the ultimate price soon>>2467304terrorist, eternal hell awaits you
This better be 13-0 RAPE
>>2467312Zip it redditor
they better finish before the liverpool aston villa game starts
>responsible for 80% of 'gog meltiesthe Big Three of Seethe
falcons is THE reddit team thoughbeit
meltie is crying 24*7 about karrigan being a fat hippo and sperging out about threads
>>2467318why bother watching? arse already has won it all unless they bottle hard then city wins it
>>2467321Stop thinking that hating russian scum and saudis is also hating danes. You absolute fucking ragebaiting faggot.
>>2467322no, they're hecking homophobic and problematic sportswashers
tec9 is so good best bang for your buck
>B is impossible to retake>teams dont just ram B as 5 every round.Are pros stupid?
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>2467349So based you dont have water and need VPN to access everything, hiding like the despised scum you are.
TEAM UNC
>>2467349>based russians
>>2467365>you dont have waterthey have the biggest freshwater reserve on the planet, huh?
>>2467348>t. Jame in the sweltering summer of 2020
>>2467348it's much easier now with the new doors and that you can throw utility from upper
>>2467365what part of eastern europe are you from
what's with the killfeed spammer
VACSES
>>2467399It's the same file.png lion spammer
>>2467399just keeping track of these two
based kid rooting for Falchads
what is up with the lion?
>>2467399zoomers start pissing and shidding themselves when they aren't being stimulated for any longer than 3 seconds
that eco round choke buckbroke pooria
>butthurt belters immediately get upset at the mere mention of their daddy's namekek
fallen got blood on his hands
mexicanhombres... i'm getting worried
all this just to get raped by magical awrakwabcons
Hello, my name is James Whitely, the manager of live-action roleplay games in Dust2. The past few weeks some kid has been barging in our zone and sitting in a corner with a sniper rifle. he told me his name was "molodoy" and he was "larping jame"can someone tell me what this means?
he's just so fucking shit lmaohow did the hippo ever win anything
>>2467454ropzbabby
>>2467450kek based twitch chat
shit ass crowd not rooting for mologoy
>erm it wasn't achtually the danes who beat us, it was just one guy from the balticskek
Last trophy fattigan won without ropz was in 2018cope seethe dilate tranny
>noooo that danish team wasn't REALLY danish
monesy is so braindead holy fuck kek
>>2467494ropz was a top 18-20 player for most of his career
>>2467422Keep me posted
who can dethrone them?
kyousuke is the usp goat
>>2467510ok
Furia's in this spot because FalleN couldn't wait half a second more on a postplant in Nuke
O LEAO
>>2467525I guess it's only fair since may0nesy threw melbourne
>>2467525they're still mindbroken from rio
>>2467525unc hasn't got time to wait
not watching anymorefuck fallen for that nukefuck furia for losing 4vs2
is dust2 t or ct sided
>>2467536this was really the Vita v NaVi waiting room
>>2467539habibi sided
are we back?
>>2467542>best map of all year>haha just a waiting room guys
>>2467449if alonso and karrigan had a child
>>2467542trvkets just fillerwe want #1 vs #2
just saw a young acne-less magisk in the crowd
AY SÍ
both teams look like shit
the energy from both sides is gone
CUT THE STREEEEAAAAAAAAAM
every round i wonder how karrigan will die and do nothing
I'm so fucking hard rn
>>2467586me when donk
>>2467595those cocksuckers
>>2467595so they just see the pov of a player lurking and go full oooooooooooHHHHH, because after all if the observer stays on a lurking player or a player holding an angle it's because ennemies are nearby
>>2467584he's so bad lmaohow did he rape people for years
obese mexican is kinda quietdid he really explode? the news weren't lying?
>>2467606by walking through smokes with a tec9
furia were just completely passive on their ct side and are paying for it
falcons struggling against fazechads' raped sloppy seconds
irl the dane rapebabies are superior anglos but on 4chan they're just mexicans
GIMME MORE MISTER KARRIGAKINO KINO KINO
raped kek chokecons
WHO THREW THAT SMOKE
lmao karrigan so useless in that flank holy shit bro
time for a final clownoff
>>2467624n0k0>>2467625last 6 words not needed
jej raped for years and unable to get revenge
>>2467616tf are you talking about schizo?
kek thanks crowd
nice crowd cheats
ok clear proof that the x-ray is activated
>>2467595apparently not
Trash 3rd world crowd
>>2467642he's a mindraped buckbroken mutt ignore him
kek some ho rooting for falcons drowned out by the molodoy chants
>chicano crowd ruining it irl and on the 'gogthe literal raped
Enjoying a succulent carne asada burrito right now, perfect meal to go with a brutal rape.
KARRIGOAT
nt kscerato
>>2467670Transplantbros...is it even worth it...
KINO
god furia are so incredibile stupid....whoever called off the B rush after killing the B anchor is a fucking faggot.
DO NOTUNDER ANY CERCUMSTANCESUNDERESTIMATE KARIGGAN
now it's kino
>>2467670a hawk too huh?
Can we please stop talking about rape? I'm from brazil and it's very triggering to us
Yurih has had so many big two pieces
what a series gawd damn
I hate hugo's voice. He needs to drink some water, it sounds like something is stuck in his throat.
still here
>twitch chat still thinks furia is a brazilian teamkwab
>ANOTHER OTholy kino
what more can kyousuke do?
>>2467670sad state of affair, you can tell they took the hair from his sides of the head, it looks horrible.
>more OTslopforced ratings
>>2467686kino
>>2467698>still where?
bros.....I love him so fucking much
>>2467710pure kino
>crowd rooting for furtiahow can I NOT root for karrigan? this is fucking awesome
does furia speak english?
why is m0nesy hyped again?
Don't worry,Kyosuke's counterattack will bring it over the line.
lel what the fuck was that fat fuck spray?if I were fallen I'd just spam a long every round
>m0nesy>n0k0>k0rrigan
bro teses was like 14-5 and now he's 17-18
i'm not even a Furia fan but they even made me mad with how much they're throwing this game, should have been over 30 rounds agohow the fuck do you lose that 2v2 on B against fucking choko
>>2467732choko and fattigan, the two worst players lolshould've been over on that nuke post plant which f0llen threw
>>2467731he's used to play long A, no? I remember kyxan and kyousuke anchored B before
>>2467732first time watching thirdies?
lmfao braindead hippo trying to runlose some weight first fatty
>mad about NiKo of all peopledo they just seethe about Blue Eyes? I've seen this behaviour before on /sp/ and /int/
GG
>wanking to falconsyupI'm surprised as well
maybe you should stay there mutt
>>2467745They're afraid of the Dinaric master race
two dogshit teamsbring on the superior NW europeans
PLEASE F0LLEN PROVE THAT YOU ARE LE PR0FESSOR PLEASE
>>2467723kino
>>2467750could well be, our tennis guy makes em seethe too
nice one molodoy
MEL0DYEL0DY>>2467756hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ahh
yuurih...
imagine that with xray lmao
stupid macacos
yuurih....
Fucking again, losing 2 chances again.I DONT WANT KINO GAME I WANT FALCONS TO LOSE
i'm supposed to believe these are T1 teams?
>>2467770heavygoat choke vs navi on inferno in austin vibes
oh my god yuurih the map point conversion rate is going to be so embarrassing
>falcons players having funwtf is happening?
>teams have no hasbara agents>competing to both lose
>>2467777They are, vitality is just tier 0
man ive been holding off on my goon sesh for the last 20 minutes wrap ts shit up
Only the 8 year olds in the crowd are cheering for falcons lol
are the texican chicanos rooting for the brazilians because they're fellow latinx
>>2467787will you think of me when you cum anon? (:
>>2467789kek, they're kinda based for sticking with it against the rest of the crowd.
>can't even throw util properlydanedog special
lmao molodoy zero awareness
man t0ses cant even trade that
raped people never get over it do they
>casters doubting karriganlolhow fucking new are you?
>>2467808so trve fattigansis
im so excited from this match i just know my nut is going to be 10x better than usual
>>2467812>trve>fattigansislol ok bro
getting real sick of this comebackslop
I can't get enough of this combackkino
>>2467823it's making my clitty throb#FalconsAreHere
molodoy aimhack malfunctioned there
vira lata knife
Little shit molodoy
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao
very funny, molodoy
what you see is what you get
KINO RAPE POST IT FILE.PNGGOT
kek even when he's not playing and not even in their tournament they're still talking about zywoo
Why is fallen looking at the wall is he fucking retarded there is literally no angle to watch other than the side of a smoke.
crowd won them the round
not gonna jinx it
>>2467846They're as eager for Vitakino as I am
>latinx crowd ruins gamemany such casesvitality vs navi can't start soon enough
never gooned to cs beforethis is new territory
TeSeS - SS Nordland soldier
#FALCONS#ARE#HERE
YOU LEARN YOUR FUCKING PLACE YOU SUBHUMAN RAPED ANIMALS
FALCONS ARE HEEREWEEEEE AREE HEEEEREEEEEEEEE
#FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE #FALCONSAREHERE
kekekekekeeven though i would've liked to see b0tniggan lose this was kino entertainment anywaysf0llen threw that
Mashallah Mashallah
Unfortunate
pathetic. hear the homecrowd celebrate molodoy you little cuckold
KARRIGAN!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU
they shit talking the fuck out of mologoy
al-Ḥamdu lillāh
Kek, raped again by The Lion. How will the tranny cope this time?
>failed at Rio home crowd>failed at Astana home crowd OUCH!
this is what happens when you don't show up at rio
>WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO >WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO >WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO >WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO >WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
fucking animals you get what you deserve after all that crowd cheating, it finally fucks over your own in the second to last ot round when it confused fallen
THE HATEWATCHINGMEXICANSARES T A R V I N G
PLAYOFFSUKE IS HERE
The Raped
congrats Spirit on back to back Astana title
>>2467857How did latinx get to Astana of all places
mashallah Falconbros
FAZE UPDON'T SHOOT
FALLEN RETIRE YOU BALD FRAUD
>>2467886>0.61
>>2467863it really do be like that
F(AZE)ALCONS MAGIC BABY
>falcons just won 4v5KEK
>>2467199BREAKING NEWS: THE "KERRIGAN" SUICIDE BOMBER IDENTIFIED AS A 40 YEAR OLD BALD OBESE LA CREATURA NICKNAMED "THE RAPED" BY THE LOCALSNO IDENTIFIED FRIENDS OR RELATIVES, MEXICAN BOMB WORKED ALONE, PRESUMINGLY DETONATING DUE TO GETTING RAPED ONLINE
>karrigan saved our assesget fucked bitches
Falcons are still choky as fuck. Karrigan hasn't fixed shit.
>>2467900>>2467863SEIG FUCKING HEIL FALCONS
>I win. I always win.
every dog has its day kek
>>2467911everyone who isn't vitality is choky as shit
IN CARRYGUN WE TRUST
WARRIORS OF ALLAH WE WON
i can't imagine how shit your team must have been to been raped by this worthless fat shitter lmao
statsfags won't be able to sleep tonight
The Lion rests after another successful hunt.
>>2467920everyone who isn't vitality is choky as shityou're not wrong, just a bit sad
>>2467930rest? the lion didn't leave his den the whole day >>2467896
warriors of allah worshiping a pedophile that hasn't done any miracles and willingly got fucked in the ass by indians
>>2467935seething kafir
kek based saudis got em seething
>rookie of the year>biggest crowd boost imaginableand yet KARRIGAN takes itlove this game rn
THE LION RAPES THE SMALL DOG AT MIDNIGHT
goatnesy got the lil guy crying, reminded me of torzsi after that one final last year
>>2467935we love jeff and donnie here thoughtever
>>2467950pretty sure it was the semi final major
>hasbara-tality about to play>pro epstein posters show up
Thread Anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d8Ae0Zgtsg
Fuck FuriaLET'S GO PAIN
Just in time for MASTERwoo kino. LETS GO LADS
Time for NW European Supremacy lads
no one cares about idf vs mossad match
>still no ohne
based alcohol enjoyer, fuck pisslam
kek failcl0wns went into octuple overtimemeanwhile FaZe calmly raped them 13-4, 13-3levels
>>2467981he'll be streaming live from atlanta soon just wait!
>>2467979oy vey ukraine has nothing to do with jews
guys..... I don't think I'll ever root for a team because they're "that" teamI just really fucking like karrigan
finally time for some tier 1 cs
>>2467984Yeah because pooria didn’t have a crowd to cheat with back then
>>2467994the crowd cheating helped failclowns win thoughthat kill niko got against fallen on mid through the wall of smokes was decisivethe round fell apart after that and they won that ot
>he thinks saudis/oil arabs are anti-alcohollmaoooooo
sn0w lmao
falcons spirit final is going to hit like loli goon sesh
>>2468008bazalright
>>2468002this is nuts
brazilian donk cost them that shit lmaooo
>>2468002christians can be friend with anybody, but it is forbidden for muslims to be friend with non muslims.
>>2468013insani?
man fuck painLEGACY WILL CLEAR THESE BOTS EASY>>2468017that sn0w bot
>furia post-riodid another one of them throw a cat?
snax slimmed down a lot. being surrounded by pussy slayers influenced him for sure.
very ez for big applethat semifinal is gonna be goodwhat a good week for cs fans overall
>>2468002retard schizo
>>>>>/LUG/
>3 out of 4 teams left in astana are russiana good recipe for seethe
>>2468037nobody consider falcons russian.
alri jakub
so, from which part of russia are you, bratan?
been watching games at work, it was fucking hilarious that the only Falcons fan in the crowd screaming LET'S GO FALCONS LET'S GO FALCONS was some fucking kid like 12 years old max
>he must be russian o kurvarussians are the heart and soul of counterstrike
>>2468061there was also a woman cheering for m0nesy non stoppooria incels filtered out again
https://x.com/acooless/status/2055242528232792206
>3/4 SA teams already outso it was a fluke
>kyosucky doesn't shit his pants on stagecan we all just take a moment and appreciate how fucking goat'ed karrigan is?
>>2468061you people have weird audio or what? the cheering/cheating was for both teams equally.
frozen:plz call me,master!
>>2468077let's see how he plays outside of the cis region first.
Falcons can enjoy this honeymoon phase. It's already fizzling the fuck out and I don't think they're making it past quarters in the upcoming major.
>>2468059makes sense he's sperging outif i were a vatnik i wouldve ended it long ago
>>2468077absolutely, karrigan mind controlled molodog into playing bad too, based based based
reminder that this was a home tournament for brazil due to BRICS and they choked again
>>2468094which rape victim was your team?
>>2467896They're winning right? Even with karrigan going 33-70 or whatever he is thus farI don't understand what this obsession is with Karrigan's fragging
>pole shit holding up banner that says "nigger"hilarious man
>>2468112Falcons
>>2468135paco you survived the explosion, well doneyour hated just won over your fellow latinx :)thoughts?
op and most of the people itt are scaredI get it, but look on the bright side: vitality run ends now
>>2468135brooootal
kek imagine getting raped by this fat retardmust have had a real shit teamhow long did the rape sessions last?
if falcons have an era they will be way more hated than vitality
Even /ourboy/ agrees. Stop seething about karrigan and just enjoy the show, Paco.
based thorin reminds them
drug test tauson quick
>this delaydouble fuck you esl
>>2468002there is a far greater (((enemy)))
speaking of rape
>>2468163>old sad fuck thinks he knows gameit's alright, thorinmaybe should've stayed on the karrigan train
time to laugh at navi in about 90 minutes
>mad about based balkanbroskek
why did they move the game back an hour?
>>2468181why you keep posting old ass matches to try to prove a pointyou did the same when f0ze lost to ballersits not the gotccha you think it is
>>2468201Its a vitality game, they went out side to give away tickets in a desperate attempt to fill in the arena
>cpr commenced
molodoy didn't shake hands with anyone after losing, just sat in his chair, what a bitter cuck
Just came home and missed the whole thing, #SaveGazabros...has we wonned?
>>2468227I'm all for killing jews, but be less obnoxious about it bro
When is sadokist making his comeback?
Chat is moving so fast, nobody will notice that GL just made back to back semi-finals in T1
>>2468271The most family friendly maps ever, just like navi itself LoL!
i hate navi because they represent ukraine
NEW>NEW>>2322319>>2322319>>2322319
>>2468227LAMO, retardSaudis are #Anti-Iran, they are basically Pissrael's lapdogs in the middle east.
>>2468271this was the most predictable veto in a long time desu
>>2468288I do not care
>>2468288senooooooooooor
saudis are anti-russia...
>>2468269already said they will win atlanta a while ago, snax is actually legit and hypex has been unleashed
lmao the crowd is seething
>>2468288lel buckbroken mutt thinks you are the alleged mexican lmfao never seen a more schizo'd cuck
>>2468311I love him so fucking much bros....
meanwhile the file.pnggot:>>2459750
>>2468284I miss playing Cypher/Raze when Vally first came out desu
MEZII MEZII MEZII
mezii playing like it's the finals (cause it is)
>tfw navi
MEZZI MEZZI MEZZI
why this crowd hate goatality so much
crowd is actually solid
N O R T HW E S T E R NE V R O P A
damn why cant I improve at the game like this I've been stuck at lem/20k for 7 years
>>24683775 stack fatty
After the falc0ns furia match I have actually started to like d2 now.
0mw0nd0rf0l
>>2468377play faceit, you're not gonna improve on MM. you'll either be getting players on your current level or cheaters
ts just started and it's miles ahead in terms of teamplay and shitI love it so much
>>2468405>tsts?
>>2468407ts
>>2468408What's ts
>>2468414ts = this shitdw unc anon i got u
b1t.
nice b1t
>>2468414Teamspeak nigga you stupid
THE WOO HAS ARRIVED
he is risen
zywoohatingsisters.... we got too cocky
>>2468454What's ts?
AIEEEEEEEEE THE GOAT HAS RETURNED TO PUNISH US SLAVSISTERS
TTOURS
>>2468377play esea league, you're not going to improve on faceshitthe greatest trick faceshit ever pulled was convincing the community that elo and avgkills matter more than actually moving up a competitive 5v5 laddersee nocries vs donk, pure pugger who gets astroturfed vs pugger who actually played with a real team
>twitch chat is just dropgachaspamfaggots
papi karrigasm <3
i was told ropz was le good and carried karrigan o algo?? what was that
FUCKING ISRAEL
>>2468500Real recognize real
based jew clutching for maximum seethe
triplewoo
GODWOO REMINDS THEM OF THEIR PLACE
YOUR MINDBROKEN
QUADWOOMY FUARKING GOAT
guys its really not fair
damn b1t
>ukies carried by a finnGOD
FUCK ME APEX
ropz reminds them
robinson so sharp
n0v0sisters???
>>2468580No one likes the french. I drove from Netherlands to Switzerland through France last year, and its the closest I ever felt to being in burgerland in Europe
Lost to vitality again award
RAPED BY SUPERIOR BALTGODS
>s1mple watching in the crowdkek
>zywoo on screen>crowd boos>s1mple on screen>eruption of cheers from the crowdthe people have spoken
When was the last time navi picked anubis?
KINGwoo giveth, KINGwoo taketh.
>average magog poster
damn NA crowds are so shit
This skit "rerage" where they are scientifically numbing the players down with cs timing reminds me of something. Is it a parody of something? I know ESL usually does parodies or satires
I like how the thread went completely dead even tho vitality is playing
>I was told ropz w-ack!>>2467886
>>2468705it's dindin time in NA and it's break time
>>2468638they first picked it in Rivals against Vitality
>>2468634kek
>>2468705I was making lonch
Now that the dust has settled, how did Faze make it all the way to the finals in Budapest? Clearly they were a completely broken and dysfunctional team, as evident from their results before and after the major.
>>2468735karrigan
>>2468735veganism diet is anti inflamatory
>>2468735The Lion
>>2468743>>2468747Where'd he go after the major?
'tality got em revved :)
>>2468735dead team buff, many such cases
>>2468743>as evident from their results before and after the major.
>>2468735danes have a magical spark where they randomly come through and fix everythingyou're using danish technology to post right now after all
>>2468735
>>2468773>>2468755>>2468778Why didn't he fix Faze after Budapest?
>>2468773you're not even danish doe mutt
>>2468757i think br0ky and jc0bbbb are just t2 plebs and he's occidental so not the kind of guy to feed them shit until they improve like slavs and asians do
>>2468783The pride stopped believing. So The Lion had to find a new pride.
>>2468795you're mexican lil hombrecito
>>2468806No I'm not. You're not Danish though. Weird inferiority complex you have.
/g/bros know how based danes are and how angry they make trannies
>>2468767This is the only real answer. Wasn't C9 also similar?
>so deeply mindraped he doublepostskek
karrigan is fucking dogshit though, how the hell did he rape your favorite team?
>if I keep repeating it it'll become true
karrigan is dogshit thoughand somehow he raped you for years
t0sesastral0ssk0rrig0ndev0rcegreenl0nd (52ndstate)
raped by hated scandis
>>2468827yeah pretty much
The only respectable danedog is Xyp9x.
https://www.twitch.tv/jynxziwere here btw
5-7 (the score, not the gun)
>>2468981get out
>>2469004HAHAHA NO HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU SAD LITTLE POSTER DCAN ONLY COPE AND SAY >P-P-PWEASE WEAVE :((((((((I WON'T HAHAHAHAHA
>>2469015
67
>>2469030YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2469030hello Boris, ready to win Astana again?
why are they seething about apex
>>2469015I was playing into the joke retard
>>2469048slapped his baguette on them all
quite a nothingburger match eh
grenadewoo
>>2469106kek
kek nt boys
damn no one gives a shit about atlanta
the major must be a make or break for imif he doesn't perform there he has to be cut, finally
>>2469158Hate is stronger than love. We hate Falcons, but love Vitality and Navi and Zywoo and iM.
Damn that Zywoo shot on Makazze, he didn't even see him before he shot wtf.
>navi finally did it
>>2469164yeaon the other hand, w0nderful really seems to be unlocked kinda, he plays with much more confidence and it's been a few tournaments now
>>2469188lel, it's unironically a huge result for them already, just for breaking that mental barrier of getting a single map over the linealso checked
>>2469200the makazze effectmy monkey style goat
>>2469210makake
Thread so peaceful without der chikaner. Guess which part of the world is asleep right now?
>>2469287I don't get it, does chikaner refer to the schizo spazzing out about danish supremacy or the karrigan hater?
>>2469287he's a self hating latino
>>2469298ding ding ding ding>>2469295the spaz
thank you flamez
Just realized this is a BO3 not a BO5.Vitalitybros I'm worried.....
jfc that wonderful headshot on zywoo
>>2469295>schizo spazzing out about danish supremacythat one, the "based russia" / butthurt belt / calling everyone latinx brown and pretty much any other retarded surface level /int/ ragebait you can think of, all of it is him. it's very easy to spot when you see it just a couple of times.
>>2469287you can't derive anything from timezones when it comes to posters like that, not like they got responsibilities, could wake up at midnight for all you know
>>2469325he was exposed on /sp/ to have a spanish keyboard when he made a typo once using the letter ñ, kekthat + pathological obsession over latinos pretty much nails it down
wtf is vitality doing, are they trying to go for an early exit ?
>>2469352Navi mogging them today i'm afraidt. Vitality fanonly our agent Mihai can save us now
HOLY B1TCEL HYPED AS FUCK
>>2469322Yup I've noticed it too. Also the "when did danes rape your team" and the no-links obsessed baker is him. I never really noticed him before that much but these last couple of threads he's went into overdrive (the state of frenzy, not the russian leaker)>>2469325makes sense>>2469336How does one neet in brazil though?
>>2469336Also the guy posting "vira lata complex" or whatever is him right? Can't believe I used to root for him a couple of months ago.
>those two trannies ough
makazze do something vs vitality for once
>>2469369Brazilians don't have the letter ñ on the keyboard, Spanish speakers do>>2469373yes, that too. he spams mostly the flag boards like /sp/ or /int/ but i've seen him on /mu/ and /g/ and god knows where else on this site, it's quite sad
>>2469384was he the mexican flag in the thread that was moved to /bant/ ?
>>2469384So which country is he from? Mexico? I used to joke about monkey-brazilians in CS but guess it was serious schizo business for him.
all it took for navi to finally get a win over them was for s1mple to be there, w0nderful haters proven right?
can you poltards go somewhere else ty
>>2469393w0nderGOD animgraph2 boost has been real
Just don't choke just like that 10-2 Nuke from a few events back. My nigga b1t deserves some trophies.
>>2469394thread is empty anyways lilbro
>i’m from arizona
>>2469400you're the same faggot saying "sunpeakus" aren't you? what obsession do you have with shit awpers?
>Thick Indian accent>I'm from Arizona>he's from seattle>he's from LA>and he's from BostonFor some reason this friend group being from all over and Indian pisses me off
AIEEEEE not like this hasbaratality sisters
>>2469421lel, my only post about him has been calling him sunpaypal and calling him out for being paper vs. higher tier opponentswonderful has been shit on so much at times that he deserves his flowers now that he's in formand I've called wonderful shit all the times he was a constant finals choker
>>2469424Wait I know that guy, he's from Gatech.I'm from Boston too. Whoops.
>>2469369>>2469322>>2469336paco having a meltie
This doesn't count for vitality because they're in NA. Losing in NA is not considered.
Not to Navi Vitasisters
>>2469390didn't follow that but i doubt it, he uses mostly just German and USA proxies on flag boards>>2469392the joke on /sp/ is that he's a chicano but could be anywhere for all i know. doesn't matter in the end since he is an obnoxious retard and needs to be ignored. if you don't know his style of posting, the most obvious tell is he doesn't even have surface knowledge of CS, so when you see someone desperately spam /int/ trash baits every minute completely ignoring the game you can bet it's him
welp he woke up
>hippo wins>brownoids melt down
my heart is so heavybut congrats to navi, 'twas no easy feat
>>2469448>didn't follow that but i doubt it, he uses mostly just German and USA proxies on flag boardsThis one: https://archived.moe/bant/thread/24327366/#q24329137Funnily enough, the retard didn't put the board name in the link so it linked to a /bant/ post. Smartest /g/ user.
welp gg Navi, deserved
navi vs. betboom will be the real final in this event
I swear if Vitality just wins the major easily like the last 2 times after all this "declining form" retards keep screaming around I will crucify every single "vitality has no era" faggot on HLTV.
b1tcel vs boombla now, mini kino incoming.
>everyone is a brown mexican like me o algo
>vitality's hard carry drops a single kill on the deciding mapGET FUCKED LMAO
>>2469467ropz seemed sick of this shit, just wants to focus on the major, fuck another grandslam
Chikaner is a Muslim he just false flags as a chicanohe had a meltdown on /int/ when latinx were making fun of Muslims during the zuttening
GG Navi but you may have just lit a fire under Vitality’s asses and pissed them off
>>2469448Yup, he's so low iq his posting style is repetitive and easily identifiable. I'm gonna start ignoring him from now on. I feel stupid for goading him on a couple of months ago when Furia was starting to win and I didn't like them. I'm sorry for that.
cs is healing
>>2469478That makes sense earlier there was a lot of unironic muslimposting. >ctrl + f "allah = 9 resultsThat would also explain why he loves falcons.
>europeans go to to sleep>thread quality plummets as brown mongrels fight amongst each other
>>2469490>I'm gonna start ignoring him from now on. I feel stupid for goading him on a couple of months ago when Furia was starting to win and I didn't like them. I'm sorry for that.no problem friend, it's good that you recognize this is the correct approach. there needs to be a bare minimum of collective civility here to have a somewhat functional general and prevent people like this from making it a schizo spam chatroom 24/7.
Well, rhis bo3 was technically the grand final. Every other remaining team is t2.
why do you need to quote his whole message? are you retarded? just @ him and everyone knows what you are replying to
Karrigoat wins, vitality lose, what a fine evening
>>2469519betboom is temporarily t1 considering they beat vitality and navi also beat vitality so it wasnt a fluke
>fallcies win>usual suspects have a meltie:)
Ok maybe Navi really did throw that last map vs Legacy, playing the long gamei hope they win now
>>2469544What both if both fluked?
scriptschizos in shambles
Vitality only got one round. The other two (the dumb entry on eco, 3 stack short in 2v4) were gifted to them by Navi.
>single elimnot a serious tournament
>>2469562I'm gonna miss this Vitality era.
Every awp nigga showed up today. Hmmm.
>>2469562it do be like that
Br0ky sweating as Faze watched today's matches together in their hotel room.
>w0nderful will finally win an MVP>does it by carrying against Vitalityredeemed
>>2469568this loss just makes it more likely they win the major desu
Senoooooor very Aryan senooooor
>throw meme tournament so you can't get scouted for the major
we're herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T8PT1vHzRMFaZeUP
>>2469613boring tournament so far, all the favourites have won except one, and its ironically the match up on stream now. Boston beat Gentle M8s in upper bracket, only to go on to lose and have to rematch them in lower bracket, and are now going to lose.
>>2469636Who are the favorites? I'm rooting for Faze anyways.
>>24696421. Optic (pretty heavy favourites although Faze beat them last tourament about a month ago)2. Faze3. 100 Thieves4. M8s5. FalconsIts funny because Falcons are trying to buy superstars the same way they did in CS, but for some reason they are very stubborn in having a Saudi player on the roster. So its 3 world champions + a random Suadi player who can't keep up, as if he was a make a wish kid or some Prince's son. If they signed another superstar they would unironically jump multiple spots.
>>2469655Kek this is very funny, thanks for the information. I wonder why they don't do the same in CS.Also is there a reason why they have the names of all these cities/states? Is it like a franchising thing?
>>2469662I think its because CoD is a novelty esport, CS is actually a good esport with prestige. The Saudis winning in any capacity in CS is priority to them.I remember watching the esports world cup in riyadh and they interviewed the GM or ceo or something of Falcons and they asked him what he what he wanted to win the most and he said CS. CoD they are just fucking around I guess and trying to get a Saudi player on the map or something.
>>2469679novelty? weren't they the original esport? I guess it has something to do with viewer numbers and prize pool sizes?
>The Lion wins>Vitrannity raped and gapedKek, today was a good day.
>>2469655>for some reason they are very stubborn in having a Saudi player on the roster.maybe because CoD is actually a popular game therewhile in CS despite being relatively big in population there has only been one somewhat relevant Saudi player and still even most closer followers of the pro scene never heard of him (0scar), i don't think CS is a thing there at all
>>2469683Yeah, it goes way back, but its niche. I guess I meant "niche" not "novelty". Like viewership peaks at like 350k during world championships but is typically way way lower and not comparable to CS. Also, the game is not made for esports, the pros play on a severely nerfed ruleset. It would be like if LoL or Valorant had half the heroes AND abilities banned, so the esport doesn't even have a wide appeal for most of its regular playerbase because its so different from the base game. Unlike in CS where the pro matches look identical and play identical (other than the skill level of course) to a regular match on the actual game.
>>2469701Interesting. Thanks for this information. I don't remember the esport having a different ruleset back in the day. Did something change? I'm talking about the days of AW.
>>2469662>Also is there a reason why they have the names of all these cities/states? Is it like a franchising thing?Forgot to answer this. Yes, in 2020 Activision got it up their ass that they should charge orgs like 15 million for a franchising spot with all new brands like "Seattle Surge" (operated by Liquid), or "Minnesota Rokkr" (operated by G2), similar to the Overwatch League (which died btw). I think it was to get venture capitalist money by pitching "in 30 years, this will be the next NBA or NFL, its too late to buy a real sports team but get in early on this, people spend more time playing CoD than watching sports". Anyway, after the league didn't make any money, 2 years ago they let orgs actually brand themselves with their own names, but they have kept the cities for some reason.
>>2469701>Unlike in CS where the pro matches look identical and play identical (other than the skill level of course) to a regular match on the actual game.speaking of this, there is a thing about pro CS that bugs me, i would really like if they removed the halftime break and make it as similar to pugs as possible, like at most 30 seconds to 1 min for an admin to check if everything is fine, switch sides and 2nd half pistol round starts immediately.if you want a break you still have your coach for tactical timeouts, none of this 5 min break between halves shit.
>>2469712Yeah even back then it did. For starters a normal matchmaking public match is 6v6, pro cod is 4v4. Lots of shit is banned like LMGs, Shotguns, Rockets etc. Lots of perks are banned, attachments, in most cods all but 1-3 killstreaks are banned, some CoDs they banned all of them. Like you never saw a UAV in a pro match in AW even though getting ESP hacks for a 3 killstreak would obviously be good. Hating on CoD I can get behind, but I feel like people hating on CoD esports might be ignorant, its really fun to watch and truly is a vastly different game from the "CoD" you imagine. Without these kind of rules, the game would be completely unplayable at any competitive level.
Lol, all the vita troons are copíng hard right now with the "W-WELL YEAH, THEY DIDN'T HECKING TRAIN FOR 2 WEEKS!"You're telling me these 5 faggots who have been playing this game for well over 10 years all of a sudden become shit when they miss 2 weeks of playing it?
>>2469701>>2469712various tangential remarks:CoD was on the verge to becoming a relatively big esport when CoD4 came out, at least in yurop. 1&2 had decent scenes, but Modern Warfare was really where it was boomingbut the devs/publisher then killed it in the crib by severely limiting the ability to host proper dedicated servers, meaning you could only play on shitty servers and only with all the helicopter attacks and whatnot, which doesn't work for serious competetive matchest. played CoD4 in a sponsored team, meaning basically a babby tier proto-proCoD could have EASILY rivaled, well, at least everything below CS in the fps esports space. Vs. CS hard to say.It's kinda sad looking back, CoD just became the ultimate normieslop title.
>CS tournament in burgerland >suddenly CoD loremaster enters the threadKek, but the lore dumps are kinda comfy
>>2469752I'm calling it here; vita will regress to being another good but not that dominant tier1 team within the yearIn esports a team or a player that has taken their foot off the gas will often find it hard to "come back"Some salt required with this take since vita's "break" is pretty miniscule, but I'm still gonna give this take, flame me after a year if I was wrong.
>>2469769>CoD loremaster enters the threadI remember someone saying few years back that s1mple's arc after benching himself is identical to some CoD GOAT, this must be the same guy posting
>>2469736Why would it make it unplayable? The imbalance in AW was what made it so fun? Wouldn't it make it more entertaining?>>2469755I remember joining a 50 man private shipment server in cod4. You would literally die as soon as you spawned but it was some of the most fun in any cod I've ever had.
No fans dan having a meltie KEK! >T-That's right, chilling at hotels doesn't count as rest!
>>2469799Yes, have you ever been to a hotel? Terribly soft beds. I need firmness to sleep properly.
>>2469777Yes that is me, I only watch CS and post here 2-3 times a year I'd say. I was talking about Crimsix, who won 38 T1 tournaments (tbf like half of them were in plumber era), and 3 of them were world championships (something like a CS major). Simple has lasted a bit longer, because after Crim was benched because the younger players felt he was toxic, he joined one more lower level team for 9 months before retiring.What is interesting, he is a race car driver actually working his way up the ladder. Some people are just built different and are good at whatever they do.
>>2469807>Crimsixholy fuck what a nostalgia triphaven't heard that name in over 10 years but it clicked instantlybut post more codbro we need more level headed people here
>>2469783>Why would it make it unplayable? The imbalance in AW was what made it so fun? Wouldn't it make it more entertaining?It would just make things super chaotic, with no skill expression, strategy, decision making. It maybe would be fun to witness, but wouldn't be "competitive". Valorant and LoL have a ton of random bullshit, but the devs at least try to make an effort to balance it for pro and public play. CoD is pure slop for normies, if it was anything goes the pros would be abusing it so hard it would be unrecognizable, probably get stale fast, and unfun to play. Its similar to how items are disabled in pro smash.
Faze vs Optic rivalry revival in CS would be so kino
>>2469807wasnt he driving a porsche to race at one point or am i thinking of a diff cod player?
>>2469826Thats him, check the image in that post
>>2469807>Crim was benched because the younger players felt he was toxiclol i just googled this guy and he looks exactly what i imagine a 90s/00s teen movie high school dickhead in America looks like, Stifler vibes
>>2469822I can only speak about AW because that's the only game I was seriously invested in. What was restricted in that game to make it balanced? I know the variants were banned because some variants like the speakeasy were too OP, which is fair. But I don't remember the need to ban anything else.>>2469824Who really roots for Optic though, unless you're a fan of a particular player? I feel like Faze dominated every market they entered.>>2469826That's Ropz. Crashed it.
>>2469833>>2469826Whoops I see you said porche, google says he drives porche now yeah
Faze agent fagz needs to be investigated. How does he only drop 1 kill in the last map? Check the trade offers/paypal
>>2469834He pretty much was. Maybe not totally a bully, but just one of those "hates losing" and is extremely hard on people, with not the best social IQ. People put up with him because either they could take the abuse, or they were winning a lot. I wish I could find this one argument he had with another pro during a PUG, but it was so funny and rude. He was calling the other pro a fatass and the other guy was saying "I played football in highschool" and then crim said something like "Yeah o-line I bet because you're a fat ass". This was not banter it was real beef. Funny part is they ended up teaming with each other 3 years later on his final team.
>>2469847Ropz coming back to Faze? Fucking kino. Now all we need is Rain and the gang's back together.
>>2469837>What was restricted in that game to make it balanced?It's honestly hard to answer, the better question is what wasn't banned.I googled it for AW and this is an AI summary, but it looks right. This is more or less how the bans look in all CoDs. On top of these bans, the pros even go a step further because some stuff is still overpowered, and they "gentleman's agreement" to not use stuff, kind of like how one ways in CSGO were sometimes frowned upon. They did this if a certain gun or attachment was too meta defining.
>>2469872Damn. Slightly relevant, which cod is your favorite? I'm biased towards AW because it was my first real multiplayer but I also liked Infinite Warfare (especially the story) and cod4.
aleksib will win it all
>>2469877I'm 32, so I'm an oldhead at this point. My first CoD was cod4, and I do have a special spot for it. Blops1 is my favourite campaign, shit is just so good and should be a movie. I kind of got wise to what normie slop it was though and stopped playing between MW3-AW, I got back into it randomly because I tuned into a Black Ops3 tournament like 4 years later, and it looked so good. Wallrunning, jetpacks, the gunplay looked so crisp, etc. In hindsight I probably would have liked AW too, but Blops3 was so fresh and honestly an amazing FPS game. BO3 is probably my favourite. I continued playing them competitively until MW 2019, where Infinity Ward just made the absolute most slop of all slop boomer/dadcore multiplayer game of all time. Seriously, to this day, the competitive community considers it the worst CoD and the cod that ruined competitive. Almost every game since MW19 is built off it except Black Ops Cold War (the one that came a year after and was in development before MW19 came out), and this latest cod, BO7, which is a spiritual sequel to BO3 just with double jumping instead of wallrunning and jetpacks.Its ironic because BO7 is easily the worst recieved cod, worst reviewed cod, and most hated cod ever by the general public, but for the niche competitive community, its their favourite since at least Cold War, if not BO4.I don't play CoD anymore though even though I was probably like a top 3% player in it for a long time, because after MW19 I started playing CS instead and just never went back. I suck at CS though and am only 14k on premier and have 1700 hours in 5 years.
>>2469900If you like fast paced cod and chaos then you would've loved aw. It's just silly with all the clownsuits and jetpacks and meme guns like the double lmg. I was hoping we'd get a cod aw2 and there were rumors circulating but guess it got axed. I have so many fond memories of playing aw. It's just complete chaos. One memory I'm especially fond of is playing hide and seek with this guy I met online. We'd join a private lobby and play hide and seek where the seeker had to melee the hider. Since aw had hella fast jetpacks, running away after getting spotted was super fun. 900 hours of no-regrets fun.I can't even tell which game is which after infinite warfare, all the games have blended into one. Activision really dropped the ball with the marketing. Turned it into a fifa-esque title.
eurogays should not sleep. leaving the thread to americans turns this shit into a blogpost offtopic trash
>>2469917Yeah, I have some fond memories on MW2 playing similar custom games.BO7, the most recent cod that everyone hates is the closest to a AW2 or BO3-2 we will ever get. It has wall bouncing, and really fast paced gameplay, but since it has sold so poorly, and ridiculed online, the series will almost definetly be the most derivative slop going forward.>>2469926I'll stop, sorry
good morning oomfies WOW what the FUCK is this codshit talk get the FUCK OUT
>>2469961why, I like CS and CoD
>wake up>vitality lostbetboom actually broke themi doubt this would've happened in finals
eurogays should keep sleeping. leaving the thread to americans turns this shit into sovlfvl kino loredropping comfyposting wholesomechungus treasure
>>2470005trvkeAmerica outside of the cities is genuinely beautiful. Just went to Shenandoah last week and not only were the mountains stunning, we were able to catch a completely clear night sky with lots of stars. Unlike anything I've ever seen.
somehow losing to magic is destiny. falcons are built for humiliation.
>>2470042But there's no storyline to it though, as funny as it would be.I want to see them lose to Faze.
>>2470046yeah i hope it doesn't happen because magic has no chance in finals, it will just suckit's just that falcons always to lose to shitters right after they're looking strong
>>2470067I don't want falcons to win this tournament though, that would be absolutely terrible.In m0uz/sp0r0t we trust.
>>2470005aieeee not like this yurosisters
The RAPED
Wtf was that inferno from vitality? Zywoo played like fucking broky
hahahahaha ratz
>>2470313even if it's true it still sounds like copeit's also kinda faux pas to basically say "we weren't even trying" in a competitionin all circumstances you come out looking worse for saying things like these
>8 hours till the ultimate testhas karrigan only brought the good kind of bullshit to falcons, or are they gonna lose to magic?
>>2470318they probably didnt bother practicing much because both rivals and atlanta had such shit competitionstill embarrassing though
>>2470423I want him pissed and egotrippingbring the absolute best version vitality to the major
>>2470463kek
imagine not having karrigan at the majorthat nuke was fucking insane.... I just want more of that
Fucking ohne, missed everything again.
.
>>2470532imagine having so much brainpower nobody gives a shit how you do individuallynobody will ever reach this level again
>>2470463makes him look too thin
>>2470536>brainpowerAbsolutely irrelevant when you can't even shoot 90% of the time. Not to mention that karrigan is probably not even the biggest brain in t1 right now.
>>2470542>Absolutely irrelevantso irrelevant that falcons bought him from fazestatsfags on suicide watch
>>2470544>falcons boughtThe vastness of their purse is immeasurable. So naturally they're expected to make bad purchases. This doesn't make them smart, just loaded. You could probably assemble some sort of squad that could be making playoffs every now and then for way cheaper.I bet they just looked at it and said - Let's buy this guy, he's the oldest igl so he must be the most experienced and relevant, he must have the most ideas etc. Disregarding the fact that karrigan is just so old and washed that he can barely move the mouse around at this point, like he's goddamn bad even for an IGL.Let's buy this guy, his faceit stats and mechanics are good, so this should transfer into the big stage presence.Let's buy this duo it used to generate enough firepower to get g2 over the finish line. We'll just put them into the new environment and it will be exactly like it was there.Doesn't work like that at all. They've got the money but they're clueless when it comes to teambuilding, at least in CS.
>>2470564
>>2463957Absolutely based OP.
if frozen ends up wasting his career at faze it will 100% be his own fault for agreeing to retarded contracts with themsecondary blame can be put on karrigan, as a random hltv poster put it: >"karrigan stepped in to make sure that he kills frozen's career before fleeing to falcons"but in the end he was the one dumb enough to jump into that sinking shipI will have zero sympathy for him unlike some other players who have the "whatcouldhavebeens" when looking back after their careers are done
>>2470564And you are basing his IGL skills on his K/D? Case closed!
>>2470564I skimmed you novel>They've got the money but they're clueless when it comes to teambuildingthey've done a horrible job so far, I agreebut karrigan was the perfect buy for them. So "superstars" won't wrangle themselves
>>2470575Frozen is a choker. The times where he had to step up for trophies he got shaky hands. Not fattigans fault.
>>2470578>So "superstars"those*
>>2470579I seem to recall him trying to drag the rest of his team into victory but the fatness being too strong for him to carrysrsly my recollection is him playing well when his team has fumbled
>>2470583>srslyoh no
>>2470584I don't think I like your tone pal
>>2470589some years ago there was a poster, I don't even remember which board, who ended all posts with "srsly". An absolute schizo pretending to be normal
I don't know how niko didn't choke that nukeFalcons are so fucking lucky I can't even...
>>2470590drop the lore fatty
>>2470590well there's an odd bit of boardloresrslyjust joking
>>2470591thank you f0llen!showmatch going on rn btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u5XzSl77Os
>>2470591don't need luck when you have fattigan bullshit>>2470595I'm not your librarian
>>2470600please mr. fat librarianpretty please :3 with a cherry on top <3
>>2470564It's alright, I can quadruple my falcons hatewatching now. And naturally choko and fattigan deserve each other.
>>2470604>choko and fattigan deserve each other.agreedniko has to shove his ego up his ass and karrigan has to let go of the pastthey're turning cs into a fucking anime and I'm all for it
didn't even know this was going onsome of the names sound familiar.... is it some kind of showmatch?
>>2470619>perfecto>adren>shadowkek>overdrive>bustertruly a showmatch of all time
>>2470619daddy perfecto
are we excited, friends?donkey is back and could potentially face niko (or magic!) in the finalsand I am HARD for it
>go to multiple major finals with a team that's barely top10, and players who aren't close to top20>now has a team of players that are all AT LEAST top3 in their rolesI don't care how much he downplays it, they're definitely going for the major. MAKE OR BREAK
>>2470649>are we excitednot reallyI hope magic puts up a fight tho
GRAMPZ not looking good...
>>2470653if ropz' old I'm fucking ancient....
>>2470653my goat robin throwing this shit *merican eventfocus only on the major
can we please NEVER have a fucking translator on stage ever again?
>>2470659ThisEveryone should be speaking American
>>2470660honestly yesI don't want some retard speaking danish when they're playing in denmarkenglish has become the lingua franca, it's just the way it is
>>2470653Time to sacrifice another Porsche.
They really should've cut yuurih like at the start of this season. He's easily their weakest link. I don't know who else I'd replace there but yuurih would be one of the guys for sure. Fallen's retiring but he's easily one of the better remaining igls out there. Yekindar and molodoy have a decent ceiling but are sort of inconsistent, though I still think molodoy is the second/third best awper when he performs, too bad he's a choker but so is monesy. Yekindar have been so-so lately. Kekerato is easily their best and most consistent, that guy should probably find something better as soon as Fallen exits the stage. Could try some EU roster or Legacy.
>22-10kyousuke rekt molodoy
>>2470678I don't think there's anyone out there who could make furia better rnthey've reached their ceiling, and flowers to fallen for making it happen. But they'll never be a top1 contender
>>2470679Kiosk had a pretty good series. Probably his overall best on-stage performance ever, from start to finish. He did a lot, even on that Mirage they lost. Teses also did a fuckton on dust and nuke combined. Overall both teams choked a bunch and furia were just bigger chokers. It could've gone furia's way and not due to them showcasing better execs or mechanics. Still kino regardless. >>2470682Well, not anymore since the season is already in progress. I'm actually not familiar with the SA scene so I don't know if there's anybody who could take on yuurih's role and be an improvement but there must be at least one rifler that could fit in.
>>2470692
will banks be wearing lederhosen when in germany next?clogs in amsterdam?anti-drone cage in moscow?it's a bit of a meme what he's doing isn't it
>>2470699His interview questions have been a bit less retarded lately
>>2470699Sombrero in MexicoBulletproof vest in USA
>>2470699Thongs (the footwear) in Australia
jLegendaddy is gonna rape donkey
>>2470704my cock is ready
>>2470699>>2470702Thongs (the underwear) in Sweden
>>2470700because RL is beating him over the head every time he acts retarded
What snacks and drinks did you prepare for the Mouz vs Spirit KINO
I don't remember how pgl does thingsis it rolling schedule? do we falcons vs magic earlier if this is over fast?
>>2470709beer and sadness
>>2470709I'm having an almond croissant from costco with a cup of black tea (with oat milk)
>>2470710I think it's rolling for group stages and fixed for playoffs
>>2470709I have a salad, fried chicken balls and saucedidn't get for the match though, just my lunch
he's so cocky it makes me so hard
>>2470711>scrawndersadd suicidal thoughts to the list
>>2470717look on the bright side - they won't ruin the falkino
>>2470712>oat milkbut why?
>>2470678lol @ blaming yuurih for a whiff after 90 rounds of CS on stage when FalleN fucked up the easiest clutch at match point in the manner of fucking Niko. if the game finished then when it should have, yuurih would have been praised because he carried on mirage with molodoy and had a solid nuke (at that point). true, his level dropped towards the end but there were many mistakes from all Furia players and worse than that.also the idea that they should have changed a borderline top 20 anchor at the end of the year just for change's sake is ridiculous.
>>2470718good pointI just hope pgl don't pull a blast and hires them for the final
>>2470719I like to swap between milk, oat milk and almond milk for some variety. I drink a lot of tea.
reminder that OT is igl vs iglwhoever runs out of strats and hype first loses
just buy round 2 awp to give it away. amazing.
donk tryhard
>mouz almost makes it exciting>drops the fucking ball 30 seconds laterI hate this team so fucking muchwe all know spirit wins, but at least make it exciting ffs
vitasissies awful quiet after blad3 and aleksi made zywoo bite the pillow last night
another nailbiterthis match up is my favorite
>>2470734I talk like this IRL
>>2470734>feeling the need to talk about a team that isn't playingvitality, faze and falcons haters are the absolute sorriest of subhumans
>>2470738vitasissy is a fun word to say
how tf does tn1r play with 400 edpi? I play at 640 edpi and I literally run out of mousepad
>>2470739>NOOOOO DONT TALK ABOUT THE GOAT TEAM LOSING IN QF NOOOOOOOOits a big deal anon. also i love faze and falcons. #FalconsUp #FazeAreHere
>>2470743>>NOOOOO DONT TALK ABOUT THE GOAT TEAMwhile two others are playing? that's just bait
>>2470742he supposedly changed it and plays with 610 or something now. just before the last event.
>ohne livefinally
they're not a team I actively root for, but it's really entertaining just seeing how much spirit sets up donk (not criticism btw)they know the kind of weapon they've got, and they really do everything possible to activate it
>>2470744>that's just baitnow you understand
>>2470750>bait gets a passnofuck lazy hate posters. be original or stop bating
>>2470747its funny how easy he is on mouz now that his boyfriend is there
uhhhhh zywoo sisters... i dont feel so good...
ohne is cheering for mouz now....
>>2470756>GOATwoo throwing to get more time in for practice for MajorSmartWoo knows what matters most
>>2470756of course you don'tgender dysphoria is tough
>>2470757a german cheering for a german org is pretty expected
Mouz is the only team in the world who can make zont1x look like donk
>>2470760mouz could 13 0 vitality and he'd still hate on them before
>>2470761a bit exaggerated no?only top 20 team maybe
>ohne begging jL to rape donk liveso based
12 is all they get
>>2470764write it in his chat, zoomerfag
Why are you niggas so obsessed with the word "rape"?
>>2470766this is an ohne general, blud
where's the moussies guy?
I went to take a shite, I come back and its already 12-3. Same old MOUZ I guess.
why are you fine people so obsessed with the word "nigga"?
bro they look like bots, tn1r didnt even play that well
>spinxhe hates jL
Spirit will lose Nuke and they'll choke Mirage. It's a classic. We've been here before.
>>2470770india
>>2470763well yes, i meant on stage in a game of this caliber
>>2470694It hurts to see karrigan like this every single faze now falcons game. He used to be considered a fragging IGLer and an awp star
>>2470770Finland, apparently. >>2464975
>>2470771NEW mouzthey've got a PR guy nowwon't help them on the server tho
>>2470778>let me just make up shit so I can pretend I know what I'm talking about
what happened here?
>>2470784spinx protesting jLeddit
>>2470784no mercy
>>2470775When?
>Spinx was one frag away from getting Remember the Name'ddamn i wanted that
so vitality just relies on stratslop? if they cant study every team for 10 hours everyday they just collapse
>>2470790the time of the burnout is here
>search folder "*mouz">picrel is all that popped upgive me your best mouz images, if they even exist
>>2470794he traded looks for skill
>>2470794
>>2470784donk just SLAMMED a wooden door into their faces
>>2470795I love dunking on niko for his chokes and his inability to work with iglsbut saying he isn't skilled is absolutely insane
>>2470796not badsaved
>>2470796holy kino
>>2470796Back when this fuck ass team had some SOVL
huh, zeus on pistol
torszi has REALLY been trying to get his team fired up the last couple of tournamentstoo bad his team doesn't believe in him
>>2470807The 2 jews on his back don't believe. Unlucky for him, he should go to Faze.
>>2470810>he should go to Faze.fuck noI don't care how bad broky is, when frozen leaves he's all the magic they have left
donk is HORNYand he is FUCKING JL'S ASS
>>2470794>>2470796but this is mousesports
imagine a top10 team being in such a sorry state that donk doesn't even have to carry for spirit to winmouz has always sucked but this is just sad
what the fuck is this amish look
>shiro augive never seen this. i bet it's gonna fail.
>>2470810Imagine being in a squad with undermining sceming yids. At some point they will just sabotage everything just to get you traded for their cousin or get the coach out
>>2470830cs pros aren't known for great haircuts
>>2470832>At some point they will just sabotage everything just to get you tradedjimmy.....
>>2470834I also have hair like this. Realistically, how much time do I have left? I'm thinking maybe 2-3 years tops
>>2470838the time ran out nigga
should've practiced for on their cuck stage at home
>>2470838>I also have hair like thisif you're serious it's already fucking over broyou either do an elige or kys
we're back, moussies
>>2470841>>2470843Nigga I can just comb it over from the side and you won't see a thing
>>2470844>pretending to be part of a group that doesn't exist just to piss off said non-existing groupvery funny kekw lol lol
you only need 2 t rounds
>>2470846post hair or shut up
It's a CT sided map. I wouldn't worry.
>>2470838Shave them and if its bad go to turkey and get a transplant
>>2470854>let's just deal with donk on t-sidelolmouz are fucked
>>2470846then it isnt as bad as his
donk is 18 and 5
I don't get why mouz benched jimmythis roster looks like total shit the first time they're actually tested
>>2470858OUT OF TEN
>>2470860I agreebut I also really hope jimmy goes to a team I'd actually root forhe was so fucking insane back when he joined tier 1
can we has prollan back?
Please explain how mouz could lose to spirit like this? I hope pgl investigates this shit but they probably set this up on purpose. Fuck you.
>from absolute kino yesterday to boring stomp todayI hope mouz ends up in tier 2. it's fun to dunk on them, but matches like this just feel like a waste of time
literally the worst game everthanks mouz
now thencan my AWRA niggas please stand up?
>>2470860>>2470864my schizo theory is that jimmy is already signed to a new org that will add him after the major and mouz just wanted to get ahead with their new roster
>>2470871I love quasimodo, but karrigan is taking this one
THEY LITERALLY HAVE NEVER LOST TO SPIRIT LIKE THIS. THEY'VE BEEN OWNING AND NOW THEY LOSE 2-0 LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK. SUS SUS SUS FUCK THIS WHOLE SCENE IS SO SHIT AND RIGGED
>>2470875jL following Vita's strat of throwing pointless events to focus on Major
26-5 in rounds lol
>>2470872one can hope.... he's not in the form he was 2 years ago, but he should be able to join at least half of the top20 teams
>>2470875THIS IS RIGGED FOR DONK TO GET HIS MVP YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT OTHERWISE
>>2470875How much did you lose?
ITS A DISASTER
Richard Lewis fucks trannies
>>2470875no jimmy, no win
>>2470879I thought Spinx was supposed to be good
>>2470884
>>2470884the sky is blue
>>2470882ONLY MY FAITH IN THIS SCENE BEING FAIR AND TRANSPARENT, THIS IS FUCKING RIGGEDLIKE CAN'T YOU TELL FOR FUCK'S SAKE, COMPARE THIS TO EVERY SERIES MOUZ PLAYED ON THE WAY TO THE SEMIS.
>all their players did well, even zontixwhat the fuck?
>>2470871>AWra MVP of PGL Astanawe will be there
>>2470889bro.... you've got a problemit's not even the same team you're talking about. They switched two players.Stop gambling more than you can afford to lose
well i guess donk mvp is locked in even if they lose 0-3
>>2470892what in the slop is that from?
spirit has the best flash assists in the event and high utility damage. they used to always be lowest.hally probably was the problem.
>>2470898>magic above FalconsCONFIRMED
fucking translator....
so was +jl good or not?
>>2470846>copeover niggas really think people can’t tellENTER: A GUST OF WIND
>>2470893YEAH IT'S A BETTER ONE NOW THAT JL AND XELEX ARE IN. I'M OKAY WITH THEM LOSING IT'S HOW THEY LOST IT'S LIKE THEY JUST WANTED TO LOSE. 5 FUCKING ROUNDS! FIVE! ROUNDS! IN 2 MAPS! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. G2 PUT UP A BETTER FIGHT AGAINST SPIRIT AND MOUZ BEAT G2.
Another L for zionists
>>2470901good for the vibes maybe, but that's clearly not enough to fix mouz
>>2470904jL wanted to take donk's dickI do too
>>2470904and you were dumb enough to bet on themit's mouz ffs, you dumb retard
>>2470908I DIDN'T BET SHIT.
>>2470903Enter double sided tape
looks like falcons magic is 1 hour earlier now. but still 1 hour 20 minutes to go lol
>>2470909then you're the only mouz fan ittcongratz
>>2470890he mad
>>2470913I'M NOT A MOUZ FAN. I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF THIS RIGGED SHIT, THIS WHOLE SCENE IS FUCKING FAKE AND RETARDED AND GAY.
>>2470912>1 hour 20 minutes to go
>>2470916>it's rigged because mouz played like shit>I capslock so people think I'm angry
>desk glazing karriganfeels good
>>2470886spinx more like stinx lol
>>2470886>>2470937it's that goy justinas being anti-semitic
i feel like spirit will win vs falcons only because karrigan sucks so hard
>>2470942Spirit will lose to magic though.
I don't know what the betnigger is seething about. Sure, this was a particularly pathetic performance from Mouz but their head to head has been awful for them for a while and the times when Mouz could win against Spirit were so long ago they were literally a different team with a different IGL and two different members
Yesterday was so good I kind of got spoiled and now I have to watch this dumb shit. I feel hungover. I gorged on so much of that good shit I wanna ride that high again.
remember that kyousuke knows softik's tricks
>>2470959
>>2470961Having a choleric old man breathing down their neck was the problem all along.
>>2470964I mean I guess they found out about utility but they're barely beating the same teams they used to beat. See mongolz/furia/g2. They're like in top 5 right now but at this point I don't think they are able to overcome navi which they used to.
>>2470969Also, donk is still doing a fuckload, just check their games against furia and mongolz in groups.
>exhausts fallen in infinite overtimeshe's gonna do it again isn't he? he's gonna go OT against magic just for the lulz
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2055581534300647914russian kids treat cs pros like michael jackson
surely falcons can beat a t3 team harder than spirit beat mouz?
prof's a pedophile btw
>>2471030proof?
>>2471030has that been confirmed?
>>2471033it's 2026we don't need proof anymore
>>2471030btw I'm fucking joking fyijust reacted to what they said on desk, but I know some of you sickos are gonna run with my dumb post. don't do that
>>2471038tsmtthat's an unc thing, feelings don't care about your facts
>>2471049>tsmtTaiwan surface mounting technology?
>>2471057indeed
>>2471060
I know why the falcons haters are quiet (karrigan), but where the hell are the karrigan haters?we're about to play, boys. Get your negativity on!
hype
im kinda scared...
that fucking translator.....
my nigga's awra so high
Tn1r, with exceptional low sensitivity, moves the crosshair across the screen as if he's performing ballet with it, and then people diesatisfying to spectate
he's such a fucking freakI love it
ASTAAANAAAAA LEEEETS GOOO
>infernofuck
KEK https://x.com/BanKsEsports/status/2055203070855012363
>>2471120>going to decidernah
holy zoomer broccoli haircut
>>2471125you're probably rightalthough... if magic can handle the stage....
AWWWWWWWWWWWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what the fuck? 1.53 for falcons only after losing pistols and eco?
KARRIGAN
>me and magog at the tourney
>3k from AWlove this nigga so much
well it's already closer than last game
>>2471152>it's already closer than 40 overtimeswut?
t0nzy my b0y what happen
>>2471152>>2471155just realized you meant the mouz spirit gamelol
>>2471155i mean spirit vs mouz
???????????????????
still got it
imagine being a pro awp'er having to play against monesy....
THE DANISH DUO
AWRA SO FUARKING GOATED
not bad
karrigan t rounds is where we're at
did that nigga really propose
>>2471182and she said yes
magic guys aren't that bad
Never propose to women in a public place. It puts a lot of pressure on her and makes her make a choice that she probably is not ready to make.
>tfw no khazak gf
>>2471182>>2471183>forced cheek kissguy is fucked
>>2471183what the hell are you gonna do say no, nigga got a cheek kissi'd kill myself out of shame if i was that girl
Uhhhhhhhhh
they actually won that
is there anything karrigan CAN'T do?
>actual monesy missmagic need this round or they might as well surrender
if mouz wins 3rd place he can still get evp right?
>crowd is great and cheers for good cs no matter who plays, BUT they also crowd cheat constantly>crowd is shit and nobody gives a fuck, BUT there's no crowd cheatingwhich way white man?
>what a great midround call here from falconsyeah well it probably didn't come cheap so good riddance
>>2471214first, who the hell cares about crowd cheating it comes with the job
>>2471222>who the hell cares about crowd cheatingway too many people
>>2471214Clean and cold and crowdless and soulless studio games.
>>2471225apparently g2 fans had a meltdown yesterday even though radar and xray were shut downwhat else can they do turn off the game
>>2471214>>2471225Idgaf about crowdcheating as long as it is to support the underdog which is significantly weaker than the topdog. The problem is the crowd is always biased so fuck that. >>2471230>apparently g2 fans had a meltdown yesterday even though radar and xray were shut downThey turned them off after that g2-spirit bo3. It was clearly on during that bo3, shiro would've died otherwise.
>monesy 1.16okay donk mvp guaranteed, monesy isn't even farming these shittersalso spirit probably wins, botsuke is back
>>2471230people are just generally pussiesTOs should do what they can to mitigate it, but it's 100% part of the game, and it's not like whoever's being "helped" always get an advantage because of it. Often it's the opposite
>>2471237>as long as it is to support the underdog which is significantly weaker than the topdog.hahahahahaand actual DEI take on magog? lol
>>2471241>but it's 100% part of the gameThing is it depends on where an event is hosted. This shit doesn't happen on neutral grounds. Some places do have clear preferences but they don't really resort to blatantly helping whatever team they're rooting for.>>2471244Unless it's mouz but I don't think they have actual fans.
>>2471246if one of the teams I like go to SA and play against furia I WANT them to crowd cheatmake it as hard as possible so I can cheer/cry that much harderonly place I draw the line is camel jockeys showing up with laser pointers
Both teams hear the crowd and both teams can use that info. Distasteful but a non-issue.
magic could win vs mouz
>>2471251>only place I draw the line is camel jockeys showing up with laser pointersalso players being able to hear actual call outs, but that's not really a problem in tier 1 (except in saudi arabia)
he's not wrong
>>2471260then tell him that(oh it's yourself? get a life)
>>2471260don't care, deagles are fun
>>2471261t. deagle retard
>>2471267>I can act like a dumbass on anonymous forumsnigger behavior
karrigan looks so happy he left f*ze
I hate it when it's just three dumbfucks shouting "TEAMNAME!". It's very obnoxious.
when's the last time you've seen zonic happy?
>>2471283Like I know it's a weird complaint but it makes me unreasonably angry. It's like a noisy fly or a mosquito buzzing in your ear as you're trying to get some rest. It's like a goddamn coil whine noise.
>>2471290bro... are you ok?
>>2471292No my moussies were raped and I'm lashing out here
>>2471260yea but its more tilting for the enemy when they see their team slowly get picked off 1 by 1 on the killfeed by deagles
>>2471292Yeah?
>>2471295goodjust checking
love me awlove me underdogsbut it's sometimes nice to see a team actually doing what's expected of them
this feels wrongI don't think we're getting overtime
m m m m m m monesy
what in the fuck....
lets go falcons
#FalconsAreHere
13-3
outbrained AND outaimedkinda sad for magicwould've been more entertaining if they faced mouz
>>2471349they're facing mouz tomorrow
>>2471354nobody likes a pity match
broky would also go 26-6 vs these guys
>360 scope
too ezliterally
kyxsan ;___;
>kyosucky super stoked about karriganguess it's not just the old guys respecting the goat
>>2470897Hackers (1995)
>>2471265this personally i buy tecs way more but i'm not gonna cry if someone buys a deagle, after all CS is still a game and Faceit is a pugging platform. faggots seething about "muh optimal CS" should fuck off to play ESEA.
>>2471392how did I not recognize that?awesome movie
Are you telling me this nigga literally has been taking at least 1 guy down every single round throughout the duration of the whole tournament?
easy when you cheat
So inferno is instantly banned, which map will falcons ban?
>>2471410falcons permabans overpass
>>2471410retard
I guess a translator is fitting anyway, since nobody on magic except aw speaks english
>>2471410>mirage>dust2>ancientnot the worst maps tomorrow
are mouz gonna be serious tomorrow? losing vs magic would be so embarrassing so surely...
lolnice one techgirl
>>2471424I think mouz might be the only tier1 team that takes 3rd place deciders seriously
>mouz tier 1
Came to conclusion that no jimi = no moussies
>>2471428>top 10 teams aren't tier 1you're a little bitch bro
>>2471442you actually went back and checked? lolyou're even more of a pedantic faggot than I thought at first
I love happy mr. bean <3
>>2471466Address what? Being able to frag some tier2 kids on their first ever lan event?
>>2471466I will never care about my goat's stats whether green or redthat's not why he is where he is
have you guys noticed casters and "analysts" always giga glaze teses any time he has a remotely decent game? what's up with that?
>>2471502>not rating tesesmaybe you just don't know any betternot that I expect it from a statsfag
>>2470678lol f0llen was the reason they went to d2 in the first placehe fucked up the easiest clutch of his life, like someone else mentioned this was several orders of magnitudes worse than n0k0's deagle miss from heaven
>>2470760>>2470762aren't germs infamous for being cucked when it comes to national pride?
>>2471632he only had to wait another second before peeking and it was a guaranteed round this shit happens often too in pro play, feels like they should have a better idea of how much time is left on bomb
>>2470774We all hate jLedditor.
>>2470796Most avrafvl roster of all time Back when fatiggan was actually goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1IuXIh8mU
Spirit vs Falcons man what a classic matchup man!
>>2470866prollan to faze?
he was fine. but stinx sucks.
falcons fluked against furia, fallen really fucked up that clutchthat being said, falcons has proved themselves against 2 categories of opponents: solid tier 1 teams (furia) and uppity tier 2 teams (magic)even though the win against furia wasn't convincing, it was a win nonetheless (though I still think kyxsan would've won too)fattigan redeemed
KEK the fat Dane shitter won
>>2471721>(though I still think kyxsan would've won too)kyxsan won two times against Furia this year and both times it was easier than here in Astana. wasn't on stage though. also won the 3rd place match in Rio against them but let's not count that as a serious game.
>Russia Vs Russia + Dane grand finalnot like this butthurt belt bros
>>2471771>tier 2 tourneyKEK
>>2471771If BB win against Navi as well it will be perfect.
>>2471781>cope and seethekek
>>2471771zont1x is proud Ukrainian patriot thoughtever
>>2471781both events are tier 2 tbqh
>Astana : 1.6M>Atlanta : 1.0M Atlanta is T2, Astana is T1
>>2471789also you get less than half for winning atlanta than you get for winning astanaonly cucks went to america
>>2471115it just feels right to have unc between kiosk and mayonesy
>>2471802does mayo top while kiyo bottoms and karri is in the middle?
>>2471787>cucked into playing for hated russianseven worse kek
this is gonna be easy for Legacy
atlanta has w0ndergoat though
did the GL gymbros influence snax or is it an optical illusion
>>2471827gl would be more entertaining in the gf
>>2471472he cute, could tell from day 1 he got along well with karrigan
>>2471860black makes you look slim or something
>>2471862don't see howneither team is tier 1 but Fake Natty at least managed to win a decent t2 tournament and played finals of another narrowly losing to Aurora. GL resurged with Snax and play much better than before but still nothing that impressive.
>>2471902it's just about the namesi want to see snax and rez
>>2471908well okay then. Navi still probably wins either way so yeah
entertaining calls from Snax desu
>>2471771It's russia vs denmark
>>2471466Weird looking goat
>>2471466Weird looking hippo
monkeybros...
FREYA MY LOVE OMG I LOVE YOU PLEASE BE MY WIFE I BEG YOUI CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I love tournaments where one half of the semis is 2 teams competing for a guaranteed 2nd place.
>>2472021both teams could upset navidon't really care which one gets the chance to, but not every game can be karrigan vs the world
>>2472025Nah
>>2472025nah
>>2472029>>2472033I'm just gonna tap the sign for you boys
>>2472038All the good teams went to astana. Getting to semis in this tier 2 lolfest doesn't mean shit.Navi free win.
>>2472048no one takes you seriously
insane clutch
>GL has a danedogAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want GL to win but I put money on Legacy....>>2472077yeah, it's not like anyone ever won with one of those on the team
wait... arT's a faggot?
>>2472048>All the good teams went to astana. #1 and #2 in atlanta
Yeah bro these fucking monkeys that are whiffing shots on blinded, stationary players sure are gonna upset the #2 team in the world.Delusional.
>>2472100we couldn't with furiawe couldn't with painbut we will with legacy
uhh, sn0xbros?
it's uphttps://youtu.be/sNgO9KcDZCw
so what are we thinking?is karrigan's falcons ready for a bo5 after 8 days practice and a handful of officials?
i was told danes were bad though?
>infernojust kill me nowmight as well fly scrawnders in to cast it
It's over for GayLegion
snax....
>moses nearly slipping up and saying slurs multiple times
>>2472197I took a picture with him at Austin and he didn't look too thrilled about it.
what race is this
>>2472234fatty
