>Gemini CupNever too early to begin preparations.Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbRandom PVP race generator, for all of your random PVP race generation needs.https://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaCongratulations Oguri Cap for being the uma musume to win /vm/a queen! Once again, you may rest, secure in the knowledge that your dominance is maintained and unparalleled.But all things must one day give way.
This is for the anon that asked for a follow up on this: results of my first ever MANT.
my hero
She killed billions
>>2486681One day this fucking BITCH will be prosecuted for her crimes
Welp, people don't seem to be rejecting the OP so that's good.This was my alternate opening image if regular was the one that had won.
She ate billions.
>>2486681She pissed on my fucking wife
/v/ma history be like>Oguri Cap takes power>247 million perish
>>2486691Is this show good?
Kinda sad that we don't ever get a Kikukasho rerun so xoguri and his trainer will forever be a /v/ictory stakes double crown
>>2486681Long live my FUCKING GOAT
She ate my fucking danchou
>>2486685I applaud you for sticking with it because it is going to be an uphill battle for you until Tachyons banner comes out and you can get a real speed card. You definitely should not be borrowing Super Creek though you probably want Narita Top Road as your borrow of choice for MANT.
Alright, how about some gemini roomas to start a new era?
>>2486693Which uma would piss on the moon?
>>2486698I've only really heard good things about it, but fuck if I know. I ain't a >>>/tv/ poster and I don't watch TV often anyways.
>>2486704still grinding aces but i've got a new found resolve to make them
My very inconsistent Pasa did it with the power of boobs.
>>2486681The food shortages.... continue.....
>>2486681I saw Oguri Cap at a Tokyo Racecourse in Japan. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Berry Sweet Cupcakes in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the cupcakes and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any witcheck infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>2486713Congratulations! You can stick your fist in there goddamn
>>2486713>beat VBourbon and debuffersgigabased
I analyzed why my #1 favorite lost probably a thousand times and I know i messed up badly. If I didn't fuck up her stamina she would've spurred properly and would've ended up winning. This loss has made me really motivated for next CM, I lost to my own fucking lazyness. It feels like the fire has been lit again.
Don't you just find it oh so strange? There were 7 official /v/ stakes sanctioned races, last thread. And Oguri Cap won two of them, sounds like an undisputed victory right? Wrong, Valentines bourbon despite not being able to get into the main room won both of the side rooms...curious...
I am the King of B finals.
>>2486698It's one of those few TV shows I would say is worth watchingIt's got some dumb stuff in it though, and has somewhat of a slow start, but lots of iconic dialogue, good humor and interesting cinematics for a TV show. It's just well written, well acted as well. The fact it's spanned so many different memes is a testament to its quality. The follow up show Better Call Saul also has some great moments in it as well, but a different vibe altogether
I'm very glad that so many people won plat or in general did very well, proud of all you neighas.
I dont think i know how the matchmaking system worksI won... but i dont like how i wonThe race was mine to lose.I was the only one with a Medium S uma, let alone all 3, and the opposing trainers had records that showed they really struggled to qualifyMy rank is 6489The thing is, i had a ~75% overall winrate across both rounds, and my winrate didn't even really go down from round 1 to 2. Seriously like the others had maximum winrates of 20% on one uma with a support Natie on the team, others at 12 or 10%. Like this was on the lower end of the matchups i had in Round 1What happened here? I didn't even win well either even with such a bad field.. one opponent was in a position to threaten because two of my racers whiffed their heals and the only one that did heal was behind 6th place on the spurt
I took too long to make the shitpost so I'll just post it anyways.
>>2486698>people asking if breaking bad is worth watchingI'm old gandalf...
>>2486733The finals are random from what I understand based on ELO
Mmm, im a cancer, and theyre incompatible with Gemini, so i'll be skipping this one out bros.
>>2486735KEEEEEEEEK
>>2486738There's no way finals are based on ELO.
Finally got around to Palmster's career. I really liked the way her career was less about the usual burden of expectations on a Mejiro, and more about the lack of expectations for her as an individual. I already loved Helios, but the career really makes it clear how ridiculously sweet she is and it felt like she was a bonus trainee. I can't imagine the two of them not sharing a trainer. I think I actually like MANT. Going back to Unity and not having access to items was driving me crazy.
Literally everyone with 6+ plats in my club jobbed wtf
>>2486698Absolutely
>>2486724Not shitting you when I say this but the lessons learned from a loss are some of the most valuable insights you can gain from a CM. There's always lessons to be learned win or lose, pay close attention to skill activation, your opponents and what's going on, where you might be falling short. What they're doing right, what you're doing wrong. It's all extremely valuable if you apply those lessons to future CMs, where you'll continue to learn new stuff and so on. If losses are treated as learning experiences you'll only continue to get better. Seems obvious but there's no point in wallowing if you cant gain any insight into why you lost
>>2486744Same. I would go as far as claim that most people like the gameplay loop of MANT, what really sucks about it is everything else. It takes forever, you have to focus, you have to grind it, it's RNG, etc
>>2486724hold on to that feeling and let it carry you forward, we've been there.
>>2486698Breaking Bad actually sucks ass but it's necessary to watch it so you can watch the kino series that is Better Call Saul
>>2486738then did my elo get deflated because all i did was club seals with my winrate?This is the reverse of how i experienced Scorpio where i had a sub 50% winrate and me and another poor bastard was matched up with a pace-front-runaway ultra sweat meta team and got dumpstered
>>2486746>maan, why are you doing this to meeee! I dont have enough funds for Bamboo Memory, fuck!
>>2486733We don't apologize for winning.
>>2486698Breaking bad is one of the last actual well regarded TV series that aired on a weekly basis before everything adapted the HBO mini series model. People tuned into that shit weekly like a religion.
What's Obelisk doing in uma kek
It's kinda weird, I'm one of the trainers that's won the most plats, and losing and getting 2nd place actually makes me kind of...excited in a way? I was kind of used to always winning. Just skip and collect my plat, but I lost. And I lost fair and square, I was getting lazy because I assumed I'd always win....and now I kinda wanna try hard again
>>2486681FUCK YOU
>>2486758Are there any umas for this feel?
>>2486757Why doesn't red desire just negate the summon with solemn judgement?
>>2486757Cygames didn't take the Konami "settlement" too well
>>2486758winning with meta units doesn't count as a win btw, that's why it feels hollow.
>>2486761I thought that was the point of Ticket's career.
I missed the steaks....
What this threads reminds me ofhttps://youtu.be/HviHBZ3YUfQ
>>2486744I'm super biased, but Palmer's career is basically everything I hoped it would be. Decent internal conflict, lots of bakunige, some nice For (You) moments, and tons of pamaheri shenanigans. Well worth the months of waiting.>it felt like she was a bonus trainee. I can't imagine the two of them not sharing a trainer.It really did, especially the camping trip with the three of you.
>>2486767/v/ma is unironically a lot like a drama
>>2486766you're 7 hours late
>>2486764What if your wife is meta through no fault of her own?
>>2486753Well I'm not exactly apologizing, i'm not so proud as to reject a win that's a win because i was on both sides of this matchup situationi guess im just processing how the meal tastes in my mouth while not trying to be a picky eater
>Game has foreshadowing>>2482741
>>2486757
>>2486770Like that one moment where apparently a /v/mapyoian(?) doxxed someone after winning in round 2
>>2486771I was graduating....
>>2486779Yeah, I thought people overreacted to it. Like it wasn't cool but people went way too quickly to a witchhunt when that was an OG anon making a lil mistake
>>2486773Use them unapologetically and never pull any punches. This is the only way
How about a fun race to keep the moods up? Ive actually come around to the idea of oguri 2nd term, it's already been funny
>>2486779>doxxed someone after winning in round 2That was someone from Oy Neigh
>>2486788make a room only for derby winnerseven though bourbon is probably going to win anyways
>>2486780what are you doing dumb crap like that for? you got digital horse races to do with your anonymous faggot friends ya friggin idiot
>>2486789my danchou is running triple fronts whatsoever
>>2486785>mistakeEditing a whole screencao without censoring was deliberate>>2486789That anon doesnt run Xog though
>>2486789No, it's two people with the same username.
>>2486780>entering the workforcelol lmao good luck bub.
>>2486779I don't remember this happening and I don't care, but I do not trust BEEmapyoians on principle.
>>2486799>finding work straight after graduatingI'll sooner see sun rise from the west than that to happen
>>2486799I have no job lined up despite two internships, a great GPA and hundreds of applications. So I'll continue bartending ;_;
Taishin WILL be the next q/v/eenTrust me on this one guys
>>2486788I can run the Bright Handicap which is just the /v/ stakes but for people who were very late or working (me).But I'm phone posting now until I get my laptop up and running so can't take pics, only record the race.
>>2486793Yep yep, if Uma was around when I was in college, I'd drop out for Uma. Plats are worth more than any degree.
>>2486807plenty of Taishinfags here so unless Bourbon steals it i can see it happening
>>2486807I believe it this time. It's gonna happen
>>2486801This. Fuck birds>>2486809I know you jest, but that reminds me of a sloptuber that actually thinks this way
>Can't write "but a" i can only assume because "buta" is calling someone a pig in Japanesefor FUCKS sake
>>2486797Deliberate yeah but like, I think it was still an overreaction, it's not the first time someone's doxxed someone. It's a bit rude yeah but it's not an unforgivable sin nor a reason to crucify an OG. He'll I've doxxed people before when a guy here beat me during virgo. Not behavior that should be encouraged but also not something to derail a thread over
>>2486807I expect fronts. Not just because it's an 18 room, but the front trainers here are demonic on a level that the other style trainers aren't.
Don't open.
>>2486813>that reminds me of a sloptuber that actually thinks this way????
>>2486818>this criminal goober doesnt have any alts and additional stuff outside the gameshame
https://files.catbox.moe/zytxw6.png
>>2486818I just got rabies
>>2486809>it says here you're a college dropout, and went on to study Japanese Horse Racing?>Correct, but allow you to show me what I've learned in data analysis>*pulls up the umalator*>*go to the track section on gametora*>explain the exact timing of which accels are effective and why, necessary stamina requirements, and the importance of wit on a downhill>YOU'RE HIRED!
I unironically wanna see a clanker reign eventually. I think it's got lots of potential. Problem is.....harsh spot cuz with how much demand for a room there is it's borderline impossible to get many fronts in
>>2486823Group B GOD or unluckiest trainer alive
>>2486818Owww! That REALLY hurt! I mean who does that? goes around biting people. A bite, really?
The last digit of this post will determine the next q/v/een following the Gemini CM:1-3: Maruzensky4-6: Oguri7: Fuku8-9: Taishin0: The throne is destroyed.
>>2486819Didnt vivlofaggot drop out of med school to be a full time sloppamaker?
>>2486823More Golds than me.
>>2486833WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>2486833NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>2486832Did Shinko Windy do the bite of '87 in the Umaverse?
>>2486813I'm half serious. I was in a position where I never had to worry about my future so I can just enjoy umas and try to get plats and fail most of the time.
>>2486828My clanker won a room but I was way too slow to get on the main room, not only that but we lost the CM despite an 80% win rate I am a dissapointment to my wife
>>2486834only for him to drop out of content making because of burnout lmao
>>2486828My Bourbon will win next stakes, surely...
>>2486827I have this retarded idea stuck in my head that if i were involved in the hiring process, depending on the industry my company worked in, i would have applicants play something like Factorio and observe how they figure things out
>>2486843That's actually kind of sad, like even beyond the patheticness of it. I'm glad we don't listen to that faggot
>>2486845you'd lose faith in human intelligence very quickly
>>2486818What the fuck the spoiler image actually works
3396 008818 slots, bring 1.Basically TaurusWelcome to the Bright Handicap! Where (you) and I were too slow to joining the /v/ stakes for some reason, mostly me. Come join, no real restrictions. I'll post pics later when I get my laptop ready from work.
>>2486842>>2486844Believe in you nigekiribros.
>>2486843My sides... Theyre gone!
>>2486833G-groovy........
did anyone actually win or even ran base maru?
>>2486850Based /howa/chad. I'll spectate (unless it struggles to fill) since I already won 1 room
>>2486849It only works on mobile, for some reason.
>>2486856I did and I didn't job thankfully
>>2486850>Where (you) and I were too slow to joining the /v/ stakes for some reasonEven if i was available to race right away when the races opened, i would have needed a bit of time to psyche myself up to watch my finals race and by then all those damn stakes races would have been done and dusted..
>>2486850i can post pics if you want
>>2486843Everyone and their uncles stepbrother wants to be a content creator but when you look at the actual longevity of most content creators, they fizzle out after anywhere from 2-5 years, some might go on for 10 years, but it's very rare that they keep up their consistency without going on hiatus, dealing with extreme burnout and what have you, and that's even with them having their own companies and editors and other people working behind the scenes to get videos going. Some obviously do all that work by themselves but yeah being an Uma content creator is not really a job that I'd want myself either. I get flustered talking to you guys, but most of you are pretty smart. You go on youtube or twitter and it's not the same deal. Content creation shouldn't really be a job. Youtube was better when people uploaded videos for free on their own time just for fun
My rivals, we have now begun a new cycle, after 13 CMs, many glories, and many failures i want to ask you.To you, what is the meaning of strength?
>>2486856I did but she got clank'd... she did good overall tho
>>2486769That does remind me that one thing I forgot to mention was that Palmer has one of the few incidents where "win a race you're supposed to lose and feel sad anyway" actually feels appropriate. Her entire conflict is about being true to her real self, so fumbling her intro and regressing to her old self at the Tenno Sho and then winning still feels appropriately devastating because it was her big chance to show who she really is.
>>2486830They are pretty much all A finals, Gemini and one other were Group B, and Aquarius I just didn't give a fuck and came last in Group B.To be fair this time I ran recycled Aries/TT umas so I wasn't expecting a win, at least the guy who won was running a soulful oshi team, I think it was his first win because he was spamming the thank you sticker after the race.
>>2486861>>2486868good to know, i remember she was being hyped early on only for her to get outclassed by the other fronts, i was running her but dropped her in favor of a runaway and i was wondering if she could actually pull her weight
>>2486850>>24868577/18 so far. Not in a major rush while Uma Musume updates on laptop.>>2486862That's what happened with me when I got back. Was terrified of seeing how the finals race went. But I miss most /v/ stakes because it takes place when I'm at work unless it's during the weekend.That and being fast enough to join of course. Hence, The Bright Handicap
I haven't lost a plat since scorpio, I don't quite know how to navigate losing again. A part of me is determined, a part of me is confused...how the fuck did I lose?
>>2486874Doto...
>>2486877Mickey mouse cup as they sayI lost too
>>2486850can /vg/gots come and join in the fun?
>>2486877I honestly want to give advice, but im so used to jobbing that i can comprehend how "only starting to lose" would feel like, sorry.
>>2486866Strength is what remains after humiliation. I am determined to win again, because i know I am capable. It's a matter of fucking taking it.
>>2486866The determinedness to keep fighting. The ability of one to ascertain one's own surroundings and analyze their opponents.The ability to assess one's own shortcomings and make the necessary adjustments.Never giving up.
>>2486866Narita Taishin, unironically. Say what you will about her and her results, but I follow that mindset. It doesn't matter if no one else thinks you can't do something. It doesn't even matter if you don't think you can do it. If you truly want something, you have to keep fighting. That's why I train, I want my girls to win. Even with all my doubts, even if I don't think I can win, I keep going because my girls matter more than any of that.
>>2486880Yeah if you're cool join
>>2486880This is super bait but if being sincere>no real restrictions >bring 1
>>2486877I just ran my CM1 comp for CM 13 and had fun, I'm just happy the girls got to A Finals and made me scream every time they win in round 1 and 2. Only 50% WR overall .
>>2486866Strength is just a word anon,In a world of action I have failed my girls once, I am now determined to not do that again, this is the first plat I've won in a while. I plan to keep winning, because action is what makes a man.
>>2486877>how the fuck did I lose?You can't win them all. There's nobody with a 100% win rate, not in a game like this. Even if you made the theoretically perfect uma, RNG in a race can force a loss on your end that's completely out of your control. Plainly speaking, you have to fuck up, dude.
>>2486882>>2486884>>2486885Cringe
>no Curren>no Fine Motion>won't be able to MLB Maruzenskyit's so fucking over
>>2486848I mean, yeah, but that just means you can easily filter low quality candidates quickly.
>>2486880If not bait, anyone can freely join regardless of origin just bring one and have fun, the big event is already over. This is a fun side thing for the people who missed out, im personally spectating because I joined almost all the rooms
>>2486850I’ll watch for now. Fronts have blackpilled me and emotionally broken me, so I’ve got no hope of ever winning one of these without my own front.That being said, I’ve officially become a villain. From now on I’m joining future stakes with a full front debuffer, every single time. If I can’t win, then they can’t win either. I’d rather have a billion Oguri reigns than ever let fronts win another stakes again.I hope every single front trainer eats the fattest of shits.
>>2486893We don't sign our posts here.
>>2486893Yeppers, but what's wrong with being cringe?
>>2486894Anon where the FUCK are your carats
>>2486898Frontbroken...
>>2486894You can cope with LB1>inb4 I main frontsthere's hardly a difference between LB1 and LB4 >muh hintsyou're a dumb broke bitch go take what you can.
>>2486866it's been such a rollercoaster, i don't know where i stand in the rankings with 5 plats, you're bound to lose when you're confident and you're bound to win when you're lucky so i think it's all about never giving up
>>2486903I ATE THOSE FOOD
>>2486892I was hoping to catch up to the strongest. But I fell short and failed, my streak is over. It just sucks, I felt like I overprepared and an underdog beat me, I lost fair and square. I guess it's sobering? Shattered my sense of invincibility.
>>2486910I imagine this as Shakur after losing the kikka sho
>>2486903Shiraoki betrayed me and I didn't have enough to spark neigha
Starting on some drawings and holy shit, the other drawfags weren't kidding when they said xoguri has a shitton of details
>>248685013/18 Getting close to filling, almost there! If you have a Taurus uma you wanted to enter, this is a great time to use it anyways. Yes, even a Xog *spits*>>2486898Based spitechad.
>>2486914Thats why im just drawing her naked
>>2486907I'm having an issue where I don't know where to go from here now that I won. I got the Taurus Plat star. I have true proof I won the very first CM, and I beat it again. I don't know how I can outdo this. No other win will really feel the same for me, even if I somehow managed to win the L'arc one.
>>2486898I won the Fun Stakes II in an awful mood. Do your worst, villain!
>>2486914either you make your offerings or she'll get another term
Okay I'm still unsure, is Speed Tachyon a must pull for everyone or just if you're a pace freak?
>>2486914I'd say just draw her naked or some scantily clad outfitwhat's the worse that could happen?
>>2486924Scenario link. Must pull.
>>2486877I won 5 in a row when there were only 6 CMs and then got my ass whipped for four more CMs until i won another platFirst i was all "no good thing lasts forever" and was glad i at least finally came down from the mountaintopThen i got hungryThen i got pissed
>>2486912Shakur lost the Dahby and won the Kikka Sho mind you
>>2486903Her gluttony knows no bounds!
>>2486914does the Xog(forma el santa) have thongs as well?
>>2486914Just dress in in anything but her festive fit. You don't have to torture yourself like that.
>>2486920There's always a bigger fish, there's always a way to improve, and there's always something to learn. That's what drives me personally. In both success and in failure there is wisdom
I like how after every cm the threads perfectly reflect the reactions of umas after they win and lose. Life imitates art. Truly kino
>>2486906>there's hardly a difference between LB1 and LB4now this is what I call a shitpost
>>2486929Isn't the scenario link Hello Light?
>>2486924She starts the Pace Chase renaissance
>>2486914Just draw a circle bro, we'd know it's her
>>2486700Only realized this is AI art
>>2486924Unless you're a front main pull (and even then you run 3 speed so it's not a bad pull)
>>2486940They're both scenario cards
>>2486942That could be Falco
>>2486940Hello Light is the Pal card. Remember Aoharu? Rice is a Scenario Link card for that. Using the card to train gives you access to a gold skill.
>>248685016/18. Will start at :45 Regardless.Come spectate for the race specifically made for speedlets, wagies, and really anyone.
>>2486940"Scenario Link & Character-specific EventsThis scenario marks the return of the Scenario Link mechanic, featuring Silence Suzuka, Agnes Tachyon, Smart Falcon, Mihono Bourbon, and Light Hello, a new original NPC introduced in the story of Grand Live."Character-specific secret events are also back, such as winning the Sprinter Stakes twice with Sakura Bakushin O."
>I already spent 1.4k statues the other dayT-thanks, Tazuna.
>>2486944I AM a front main which is why I'm asking because I'm saving to MLB Maru during FineMo's rerun because I only have her at 1LB but also want to keep a spark for Machan.
>>2486943The mini oguris are but I'm not sure about the Oguri head.The ship and cloak sure as shit aren't, that's an actual panel from the Invincible comic.
>>2486946>>2486942
>>2486948>GL scenario link>skill named Trackblazer
holy shit I missed the thread, who is our new q/v/een?
>>2486905Yes, and I hope my message reaches other frontbroken anons who are sick of watching their oshis lose to fronts because of the stupid positioning mechanics that give them an unfair advantage just for clicking the Front button. The frontslop era is over.
>Arsenal won>Got RAPED by the red desire banner>Missed out on the big race>Xog 2nd term>Also my food delivery got fucking canceledCan my day get any fucking WORSE
>>2486960What the fuck are you doing not reading the OP?
>>2486960>bwoguri.jpg
>>2486960Special Week won oneTEIO won oneXoguri won two GG
>>2486960You missed one of the funniest threads of all time Say hi to your beloved queen
>>2486948>Suzuka is going to keep me locked in Trackblazer AIEEEE
>>2486938He's a broke ass nigga he has to cope, and the only significant difference is the 30% mood but you're mostly there for the 25% TE anyway.
>got 2nd >strange feeling of acceptance because the whole thing felt like a case of getting fucked by RNGDo you ever wonder, that to win somebody's got to lose? I might as well get over the blues. Just like fishing in an ocean, there'll always be another CM.
>>2486966>General behavior
>>2486963THIS MAN IS STARVING. HELP US OGURI
>>2486969Why does everyone ignore bourbon won two????? She fucking tied the XOG
>>2486966what did you expect from Teiobros?
>>2486920there's always going to be the one that stands above everything else, eventually you'll stumble upon one where your favorite uma is strong or one where you feel you have a good chance of dominating, i really felt motivated to make Fujin win the Derby CM and ultimately failed but atleast i still got plat
>>2486973Bikecuck but he's happy about getting silver because that means someone's happier that they got plat.
>>2486955The Oguri is also an AI art
>>2486963>Oguri is so fucking fat she eats the food of real life anons
>>2486936There's definitely room to improve. I guess it just feels like how some people have a goal, they reach it and become full, others reach that goal and hunger for more. I still want to win, it's just the feeling of, I got what I wanted. What I wanted most, I got. So I suppose everything else feels more like a bonus rather than the main attraction, like Ticket winning the Derby and now she's lacking in goals.
>>2486973>Do you ever wonder, that to win somebody's got to lose?I think about that all the time. Every win you had, you made two other guys feel like complete garbage, perhaps even punch a hole through their wall
>>2486975>Reading the OP for important information updates is "general behavior"Only a generalist speaks in absolutes.
>Get my ass completely wrecked across round 1 and 2>Get literally only 10 wins across all days>Finals Group B>Get 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in the raceSomehow that made up for the past week of getting my shit pushed in
>>2486960>new
CM truly brings the best and the worst in all of us
>>2486983The guy was REALLY happy though, so it's okay that I lost.
>>2486978Don't worry anon, I get how you feel. Daiwa did win and no amount of revisionist history will change that.
>>2486978now you know how falcobros felt when currencels rigged it
Group B doesn't count :^)
>>2486978>winning the mickey mouse stakes
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what a finish
>>2486997Yeah but if you win you can pretend you came 2nd or 3rd in Group A.
Bourbon unironically could've won it but the SS+ and the UG one never got into the main room. The firewall worked
>>2487002EXPLODE
>>2487005>Prevents the age of the machines
>>2486973>Do you ever wonder, that to win somebody's got to lose?https://youtube.com/watch?v=7neipvZ_H0c&t=98
>>2487005SS+ did get into some rooms and UG guy was running maru instead
>>2486973If you get to A finals, you've done your part. The rest is just hoping that it was your turn to be lucky.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2487002>No "new"You are trying to trick me anon, I will have to take your life now
>RushedFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>2487010>SS+ did get into some roomsI only got into the side ones, never the main one sadly.
All according to keikaku.
I've been sort of out of the threads for a few days. Is wedding curren actually good?
>>2487016DOBER LOVE
>>2486983>both of my consistently performing aces flopped>somehow my jobber bourbon who's only job is to escort Maru is holding the lead>still lost to a fluke winner with 18% WRThe hell am I supposed to get from this? I can't even blame the guy with the debuffer because he crashed harder than I did.
>>2486978probably because one of the bourbon wins was from a self-described bootleg room that took like 15 minutes to fill instead of the usual -15 seconds of the "official" rooms
>>2487017Curren side grade, very good on the upcoming sprint CM. Ultra meta in one specific LOH in the future
Think of how stupid the average trainer is, and then realize that half of them are even dumber than that. That is Group B, and trainers who don't even make Group B Finals.
>>2487017She's a good sprint ace/TT team member for a long time, but she's got like D mile so she's gonna be a pain in the dick to run in MANT
>>2487017okay for sprints, really good in 1 sprint in particular and eventually LoH, no real use outside of them
>>2487022>15I timed it and it was less than 5, shit was nasty
>>2487024Alright, so at least worth rolling my tickets on then since there aren't any other umas I'm immediately looking forward to
>>2487013She's my double wife now
>>2487030The off brand random mood one I was in had a fucking mob uma.
>>2487022Yeah I agree that one took forever so it shouldn't count, other one is legit though
>>2487009>Scatjeet's ringwalk song
This Kingu came fourth in my B finales, my BNW team make 1st 2nd and thirdWhat do you think?
should I take the debuffer pills for next CM?
>>2486850And Admire Vega takes the win for the Bright Handicap, Taurus Edition. Congratulations Vega!Have shitty phone screenshot until my laptop install is finished. Thanks all for joining!
That was a fun race, one day I'll be confident enough to join one of them
>>2487040Doesn't matter when ends will rape your late surgers anyway
>>2487041Mother fucker has wifi with those antenna
>>2487038SOUL
>>2487040Next CM is a mile, so no. It's double front + Taishin End if you want the meta team, one after that is XOguri or Dober + double debuffers though.
>>24870412nd, 1st, and 4th in rooms today. Proud of my girl. Thanks for hosting.
>>2487041Is there a lore reason ayabe lost her leg?
>>2487043take your time we'll be here for a whilei was also anxious when joining the very first rooms back in july even it they were just fun rooms
>>2487052Her sister took it.
Do runaways actually counter fronts and ends or is that just a meme?
>>2487032>Akikawa PullARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MEYOU FUCKING WHORE
>>2487040The vast majority of debuffs won't do anything. All of the stamina ones are useless since it's a Mile and people are trying to Gutsmax so you have just the Hesitants really. Only Lunatics are running Paces so you're stuck trying to get Hesitant Ends and Fronts which sounds really bad to target given there's probably no good borrow legacy for it. There's Speed Eater and Keen Eye and that's about it.
>>2487025dude there are SS and Ug umas in Group B when my winner in Group A was an S+
>>2487057Runaways boost fronts lol
>>2487041Unfortunate necktie obscuring cleavage
REMINDER TO HOLD THE LINE2027 IS THE YEAR OF LATES
>>2487057They literally make fronts run faster
>>2487052Less drag.
>>2487040>debuffers in mileThat being said Keen Eye is about 80% as good as Dominator. And so two of them is 60% as good as two dominators, so basically like you brought one dominator, which isn't super good. I'd say it's not a strat you should bank on. And anyhow for a debuffer to be good, it's supposed to buff your main ace. If your ace isn't all that great, you wont be able to capitalize on the debuffs
>>2487058>he isn't worth marryingLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2487062a decently built runaway can theoretically block angling but it's not a guarantee
>>2487057Runaways exist to kingmake the actual best front. They set the pace way high and then die for Bourbon or Maru to win. They also kill every other running style because the gap gets so wide that it's near impossible for them to close it.
>>2487057They're not gonna do shit to ends, but they might block A&S on this next CM because there isn't enough time for a regular front to overtake unlike the longer CMs where runaways boost fronts
>>2487061Rank and stats doesn't mean shit if you don't have actual skills to back it up, especially in MANT where you can fraud your way into a UG with a horrific deck.
>SLEPT THROUGH THE STAKES BECAUSE IM AN OLD OJI-SAN>WAKE UP>SLEPT THROUGH THE SLOW ONESfuck me
>>2487058GET AIDS BITCH
>>2487075Not looking good for boomerbro....
>>2487067Reminds me of Round 2 Aquarius, where I encountered a Falcon of hell with every good accel, tons of midrace skills and 2 debuffers with Keen Eye. I lost by 7L to him
Where do I apply to first rate? I have 6 plats now. Is there a membership fee or something
>>2487075I want to sleep so badly...
>>2487075Time to go back to bed unc...
>>2487075I can hear your bones creaking from here
>i am the only one who won plat in my club
>>2487081You would be wise to join /herse/.
This was way harder than I thought, my initial plan was to make a Golshi in URA and have her job in Hopefuls as a frontrunner because she has G in it BUT SHE WON BY SEVERAL LENGHTS FIVE TIMES IN A ROW ITS RIDICILOUS I HAD TO RESORT TO MANT>But anon why didn't you do McQueenBECAUSE I FELT LIKE RUNNING GOLSHI THERE OKAY!?anyways, make my ace for /v/manese Jokeshttps://litter.catbox.moe/zfbjc8b1708nyp0v.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/75s1vvyv2wlted4v.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/1kndvqq7dtbf2c3c.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/032z6y6vqextq618.jpg
>>2487087/v/mapyoi...
>>2487087Not looking good...
>>2487075Oh, so that's why we didn't have limewire links last thread.
>>2487087Not looking good for...
>>2487087/hug/bro or part of the doctor's diagnosis squad?
My danchou is fucking cheating on opera again
>>2487087I think that might have been me on Pisces but i didn't look closely
>>2487075You got the right idea
>>2487098Winning plats is forbidden at the clinic actually, it's a sign that you should be kicked so you can thrive on greener pastures
>>2487075Unc...
>>2487106I find it very bizzare that horse MD has a really cool dancho despite it being a complete shitter club
>>2487098>/hug/broWhere my /hug/bros at? Can't be the only one around today!
>>2487111>the only danchou not crashing out is in the chillest clubfunny
>>2487108>prehistoric MaruzenskyDon't activate neurons you are not ready to handle the consequences of, Anon.
>>2487111Well yeah its a retirement home
>>2487091Yep, my choice?>TraineeTosen Jordan>DeckSR EishinKitasanSuper CreekRikoGuts AyabeBorrow Guts TicketIt's time to get retarded.
TEIO STEPPU DA!!
>>2487124That's a man
>>2487123>Guts Ayabe>Borrow Guts TicketHuh?
is this a rerun? i swear i had already seen a Cafe cup somewherenot looking good for my wallet...
>>2487120>find myself reading Barney Rubble's wikipedia for some reason>his early life section is literally describing my clubmate
>>2487124You know, less uncanny than I expected
>>2487123Alright! If it goes well I can use her on /v/inning Derby too! except I won't, because I will be running Ticket
>>2487091>someone got to it alreadyFUCK I was gonna make you run air groove with a bunch of retards to tardwrangle as the deck
>>2487138I'm 6'3 how the fuck can she carry me
>>2487142Umas stronk
>>2487102Opera is not danchou's oshi
>>2487142Someone post the umalets doing shit like beating up giant squids
>>2487145Opera is everyone's oshi
>>2487130>3190 yen
I genuinely don't mean this in a bad way but is Tickezo actually anyone's favorite uma?
>>2487146Don't put my girls anywhere near tentacles
>>2487124Keep kigposting
>>2487150Favorite no but she's the first uma I nutted to because the condom san post riled me up
>>2487134That's how it starts, it might be too late for you now
>>2487150Definitely at least one guy, yes.
>>2487150She was my fave early on, but I've since grown fonder of others. She's like... 6th fave now.
Why didn't my uma activate angling and scheming to win?
>>2487142Yeah, I get that. We'd both unwieldy to the 5'2" uma. Most umas couldn't really get a good grip on our bodies...
>>2487041And installed.Here were your entries for the Bright Handicap (Taurus);.
>>2487142
>>2487150I know there is an anon who waifus her, so yeah
>>2487156
>>2487162Cheer up Tickezo, I bought your t-shirt!
>>2487150Though it's safe to argue I'm putting more effort into the likes of Haru Urara, I do consider Ticket my favorite. I just can't train her build worth a shit.
>>2487150
>>2487149seems pretty good for a stainless steel cup, i can take it on a hike and pretend im with her
>>2487159Corner shot.
>>2487134That's how it starts, then before you know it you have one of your own
This bitch actually requested the song
>/vm/ averages 4000 posts per day>on average we go through 1 1500 thread per day + a little of the next oneJust wondering. Don't you guys find it weird that we account for half of the posts on this fuckin board?
>>2487164Her paizuri alt is coming soonish...I...I don't know of its better but you get to see her full tickets if notning else!
>>2487169>4Its over anon
>>2487150I skipped fielding Ticket for this CM despite it being the Dahby because i wasn't willing to break my balls over the specifics of MANT and her mile aptitudeThen i ended up facing a Ticket in finals and felt badNow im just hoping the next 2400m Tokyo race isn't too far away..
>>2487174>Now im just hoping the next 2400m Tokyo race isn't too far away..oh no...
>>2487169I love that it took two people to write the lyrics.
>>2487170Nah this place is a bit slow but at least its not /vmg/, we were dominating /v/ too much so its not surprisingWonder what other threads think of us
>>2487170And we are not at full power.we never got them two boys back
>>2487150She's cute and has a nice enough gimmick but dahby and crying is literally all she has to her. She's a very day 1 uma and isn't fully alone in this category either. Oguri Cap for example would be in this boat as well if Cinderella Gray didn't bail her out.
>>2487167Final Spurt
>>2487174CM31 in 2027 so not thaaaat far, i think her alts are actually good
>>2487170well the collective umafags on 4chan caused all the /v/ threads to easily blow away all other threads on /v/ by activity for months and months until finally getting banished altogether so no, this outcome isn't all that unexpected
>>2487174>Now im just hoping the next 2400m Tokyo race isn't too far away..If you laugh you go to hell
>>2487170As a /vm/ resident prior to /vm/a, this board was just really fucking slow, and /vm/a is a former /v/ thread and brought all of its traffic with it.
>>2487182And the finish line. Did Amazon run out of gas right at the end?
>>2487180Oguri's gimmick isn't that she's annoying though. One note characters aren't that bad, but Ticket is loud as fuck and even in universe is considered annoying, much less through the window of the game
I WISH TO MOTORBOAT ALL BNW UMAS RAAARGHyes Taishin included
>>2487184>Claude is over>We are still in our temporary exileWow, I kinda feel bad for the ol board. There's nothing going on anymore
>>2487176>>2487183>>2487186sonofabitch
>>2487194Claude isn't over forever, there's gonna be more stuff but I think that for a lot of people the novelty is gone after he won.
>>2487169don't use that word
>>2487191Yeah she missed Swinging Maestro, big sad
>>2487160Anyone got that webm of Nishino ragdolling some human sized dummy in the air during training
I'm happy that the next CM is a mile one. The short time to train for it is not that bad since there's no stam requirements.
>>2487196look on the bright side, Kikka Sho still doesn't have a rerun so if you didn't win Libra you're bricked
God damn it missed a shit ton of hundreds of posts again
>>2487196Look on the bright side, you will have plenty of time to prepare her for CM...31, AAAND gather her alts which might be better than base form, maybe, I don't know
>>2487207Nigga you missed the stakes
>>2487207You missed over 10000
>>2487205Well, yeah...At least as far as sentimental uma picks go Fukukitaru did actually win Libra for me lmaoAnd Libra was my astrological sign on top of it
>>2487191And the placements.>>2487198I wish Twitchplayspokemon didn't do the stupid mode switch. At least Claude tarded his way to the end and everyone got to see it. TPP turned on that stupid safespace mode and took all the novelty away. >>2487200Bummer.
>>2487210Base form ticket is the 2nd worst character in the game, only better than windy
Is "clubhopping" bad always, or onky when you go to a stronger club? What if i move to a retirement club?
>got tamachud and potential uma>can't do shit with them cause i have no sashesNot playing the game has come to bite me in the ass
>>2487221Ehhh I think it depends, the only instances of clubhopping within our clubs we have is people leaving horse MD for greener pastures (and the danchou has stated he's 100% cool with that)
>>2487210She'll only have her steampunk alt for CM31, the UAF Tickezo (specialized for the Derby specifically) comes out a couple months after that CM.But there's a third Derby CM, CM38, that you can run that alt in.
>>2487221Clubhopping is bad because its an incentive to the strongest to pool in one club
What do i do if I miss my rival from the ol board?
>>2487224im fairly certain there are a few club hoppers but it hasn't been obvious enough for people to care
>>2487232Ahhh, well better let sleeping dogs lie
>>2487221Its only good if you're escaping from the evil /vm/apyoi
>>2487236Why would a sleeping dog lie? It's sleeping
>>2487240It's fucking crazy how hot bakushin is
>>2487241I always thought she was a dumb retard until that armpit gif
>>2487241>it's fucking crazy how hot *insert uma here* is
>>2487213>>2487215I was in the Stakes but you guys shat out 500+ posts even after that
>>2487244Nishino Flower
>>2487244Smart Falcon is not hot.
>>2487249She's unironically not that bad, someone post that close up of the model
>>2487244
>>2487254
>>2487254HOLY LEWD
>>2487254MY GOODNESS
>>2487219Just how bad is Windslow?
Gay priestess is here.
>>2487261Good news: She's no longer completely bald
>>2487262We love gays here
>>2487230There's unfortunately nothing we can do anon. We've sent out countless expeditions and broadcasted our location a million times. If they don't want to follow the road to el /v/orado. We can't do anything anymore. I personally have 6 anons from the old board in my friends list that I haven't seen here. 3 of them don't even log in anymore after the fall.
>>2487268Helios wouldn't do this...
>>2487262Now we are a bit closer to heaven
>>2487270>threads stop>drop gameDo people really?
>>2487268but we hate AI slop here
>>2487274To be fair, it's really good threads
>>2487274Honest to God I probably would have dropped the game months ago if not for the threads. In fact I did for four months after release.
>>2487276No fucking way, thats slop?
>create uma thread in /v/>ban gachafaggots! first post>thread deleted>received warning
>>2487272I still have no idea what his plan wasOkay, I know my "fate", cool, how is that supposed to make me happy, especially if its not good?also isn't it weird how Joyline 2 sees Emporio,a clearly and very visibly distraught child who does not appear to be accompanied by a guardian or parental figure and instead of calling the police or something goes "hey buddy, wanna go with my and my shifty boyfriend to places unknown?
Alright, hunting some trophies. What's better? C Sprint + D Dirt or D Sprint + C Dirt The affinities are ass but slightly better on the first going off chrono grade bonus.
>>2487284NTA but I'm afraid so, anon.
>>2487285You know, might be worth a small expedition right now. It's yuro hours
>>2487285>"You have been warned!">Reason: Video games are not to be talked about on /v/I have asked someone to define what a general is for months and not gotten a single answer.
>>2487293I think ultimately you're going to want more speed so C sprint right?
>>2487293Probably C Sprint. Surface sucks but it is what it is, you can't let the strength of your skills be held back by a gimped speed stat.
>>2487304You and me both. So far, the only thing I've successfully gleamed is>do not acknowledge the previous thread in the OP
>>2487298I've been bamboozled by that pic several times..
>>2487284Yes, look at Palmer's fingernails, everything has that "melted" look to it as well, especially their ear decorations but just this smudging and smearing everywhere. Looking at their eyes it's also a partial give away, but yeah it was determined this was AI ages ago
>>2487262Does Vodka act as a cool senior to Red Desire? She always felt more klutzy cute to me
It's up.
>>2487317Odds it gets nuked? Let's see what's up.
>>2487308>>2487309Much appreciated. Thankfully 3 out of 4 dirt sprints can be attempted classic + senior. Wish me luck
>>2487317What's up?
>>2487310>>2487304Before really looking into the whole thing or visiting /vg/, my general (heh) understanding was that its: threads about the same topic that reoccur often.Definition is too broad? Indeed. Also new games get some grace period
>>2487323
>>2487327Now that the dust has settled, was it any good?
>>2487323uma butt
>>2487316Yes she did. She helped cheer Desire up during summer camp, encouraged her to race overseas, and when their plans got cancelled because she got injured, she told her that she's not giving up.
>>2487334Is reddo desire actually a cath or is it just larping
>>2487325Well, yeah. That's the intuitive definition. Yet, I've asked multiple people from different boards(/jp/, /a/, /co/, /tg/) and I can point to certain reoccurring threads that they adamantly refuse are generals, for some reason.
>>2487325Its a bullshit yet convenient excuse. Blue Archive faced no such consequences for being a "general" in /v/. For years!
>>2487331lollmaothe music is nice at least
>>2487314832x1216 should be the giveaway
NOW WAIT JUST A DAMN SECOND! It was my turn to speak and we were supposed to have an order to this thing so why don't we stick to it?Now as I was saying, what defines a general..
>>2487331I personally think that while the game itself is a bit janky and wildly overrated it's not bad at all. I quite enjoyed it
>>2487336It's larp based on her favorite isekai LN. Yes, she also read narouslop and most likely watches every seasonal isekai anime.
I think this is the best I can do for Gemini.I'll just do careers until the event is done.
>>2487348>adult convert based on the vibesRUINEDLITERALLY FUCKING RUINED
>>2487349I think you can do better, taiki's got speed and wit growths. Go for that high roll
You CAN tell which Uma is the one saying the game name on the title screen, right Torena?
>>2487348Holy fuck, that phone texture is definitely from the 2016-era of development.
>>2487331Despite the uproar it caused I genuinely really loved playing it
>>2487348Oh my fucking god she's hilarious
>>2487349That Taiki is an oshi pick isnt itHer ult has like half a second of active time
I do not care for newmas.
>>2487348Chuuni umas...
First thing I did once I got my PC back was beat Inner Isshin btw
>>2487359But Trainer-san, I thought you wanted to make newmas with your trainee.
>>2487358NTA but it's still accel that kicks in immediately as late race starts, we've gone through it before with Taiki on tracks where it also activates "early" but carries over into late race and it's quite strong. Taiki run as a front is probably the best way to capitalize that. Not only do you have angling going off, but taiki's innate. Access to mile maven and changing gears is super nice, she's strong.
>>2487359Newmas WON
>>2487343Artists draw at abnormal resolutions all the time, and computers are best suited to powers of two. Should I just be suspicious of any non-0 image resolution now?
>>2487371...the participation award.
>>2487375nta but cropped images aside i assume the logic is that local ai gen programs create images with specific/odd resolutions that are related to the actual math involved in mapping out the image
Okay but how much does red desire want to have sex with (You)
>>2487375It's just that 832x1216 is the default resolution for NovelAI and the suggested resolution for some other models.
>>2487386So thats the easiest way to sus ai out
>>2487369Sometimes I daydream of raising umadaughters with my umawife, what personalities they'd have and all that autism...
>>2487379...of taking turns with my cock.
>>2487387Well there are plenty of AI images in other resolutions, but 832x1216 is a tell.
I haven't even checked the results yet because it will ruin my mood for the whole morning
>>2487386>default resolution of NovelAIOh shit, I never touched NovelAI so I didn't know that.What the fuck is NovelAI doing?>>2487384Maybe, though I would've figured we'd still see resolutions closer to a power of 2 than anything.It may also just be that this resolution is a happy medium for resource consumption and the power of two optimization doesn't really matter THAT much.
>>2487396DO IT NOW
>>2487398Hmmm... nyo
>>2487404....please?
>>2487387For me the easiest is just being able to see THAT sheen it has that makes it offputting and immediately stand out. Then I take a closer look to see if my suspicions are correct. When there's very specific details that aren't smudged or inconsistent, then you can tell it's hand drawn. But when you look at it closely and you see all the trademarks of AI and weird inconsistencies, then it's slop. After a while you start to notice patterns and like I said an overall look that a lot of AI art has, especially with how they do the settings, the poses, the way the sweat shines off them, how plump their thighs are and so on. Some of them even have really bizarre proportions. Hands, eyes, and small details to objects usually a dead give away. TEXT is very obvious, if it's just a bunch of fake letters and symbols dead giveaway. The resolution thing is interesting and probably the fastest way, but I prefer just looking at it.
Still waiting for a fujin career dump....
>>2487397>What the fuck is NovelAI doing?The default resolutions for NovelAI are 832x1216 (portrait), 1024x1024 (square), 1216x832 (landscape).It is a SDXL-based model, which are optimal at 1024x1024.832x1216 is approximately a 2:3 aspect ratio while using multiples of 64.t. NovelAI enjoyer.
>>2487412>how plump their thighs areAin't that a good thing?
>>2487358I liked her, but I just want to take it easy so I trained her. I dont know if I have other good pace chasers.>>2487352I'm going to make the other 2 umas first and hope I still have enough time to remake her. Unfortunately my mile parents are trash
>>2487419meant to add it's 2:3 while having approximately as many pixels as 1024x1024.
>>24874191024x1024 seems to be another really common one it seems, ChatGPT used it IIRC
>>2487431Wtf bros is this real?
>>2487431Well I can tell you why that's the case, that's just 2^10. Very easy for a computer to handle.>>2487419The moment you pointed out that it was multiples of 64 is the moment it clicked. I wasn't going to invest much brain power into this but this explains everything. Thanks anon.
How many people has Rice murdered with her dagger?
>>2487424I'm not entirely against the idea of AI art, I just am pointing to a specific giveaway and a lot of the times I see it with how it draws thighs. Not saying plump thighs are bad, but there's a way that the AI accentuates it that makes it look offputting beyond just the way that an artist would make juicy thighs look, if that makes any sense. It's exaggerated in an uncanny way. There's also this "wetness" that you see, where they're sweaty, wet, or very shiny in certain cases. That AI Sheen.
>>2487441She killed millions.
>>2487441Trillions
>>2487304Same here. YNH is such a fag.
I have seen a lot of drawfag posts lately talking about drawing Oguri, I'm excited, I can't wait for all the pieces. especially for the lewd ones
>>2487446Oh yeah I agree, the AI shine always ruins it for me it's fittingly enough, way too artificial
>>2487452I found it funny how multiple said they got stuck because Christmas Oguri's dress is too detailed, but I'd never think that if you were to ask me "would this be hard to draw". I guess there is a lot of little details on there, but point is drawing/designing is difficultSide note: are there any umas that dress like Michael Jackson? Like weird jackets with lots of zippers/belts and strange accessories?
>>2487454I don't know if dress exactly like him but I've ALWAYS seen Fuji Kiseki as the MJ uma
>>2487441She killed Desuwa and Bobo
>>2487454Look at it yourself, this is very complex, this is just from the front. The sides and back a lot of detail too
>>2487447She didn't mean to!!!
>>2487447Thie ironically makes her more attractive
>>2487441Realistically is it an actual dagger, or just a prop?
>>2487456Golshi kinda has a precedent, but I could see it with Fuji. She's a magician/entertainer, not to mention was highlighted in the dancing event as well. MJ always kinda had a magical vibe to his music videos/performances. I was just thinking more in the way of outfits, if you've seen some of MJ's jackets or just his outfits with all his belts you can see the influence for a ton of things
>>2487465
>>2487465Taiki has an actual gun so
>>2487472How the hell did she get it through Japanese customs, anyways?
>>2487467Yeah when you put it that way I also think Golshi fits best, I also said Fuji because I can see her in his more classic/older outfits, especially when he wore lots of suits and shiny jackets, which I think fit better on her (those were also my fave outfits of him)
>>2487254YOU SICK FUCK! GO BACK TO /VG/ YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!
>>2487412I think I know what you mean by that sheen, and it's typical of local models that are unholy merges of photorealistic models and anime models. Pure anime models are less likely to have it, and certainly not if you take any measure to make it flat-shaded.For me, the resolution and fine details are the giveaway. Like, that Gold City OC that was posted in this thread was accused of being AI, but I knew it wasn't because of the unlikely resolution and because of how the crossed laces and linked chains were drawn.
>>2487300>It's yuro hoursNo it's not. It's peak wagie hours right now. Only NEETs are posting.
>>2487474Who says taiki didn't just get a license? Though that would put her at 20+
>>2487322Hooooly. The excitement and pride of watching your uma fight against all odds and win after failing spectacularly in classic year reignited the sense of fun that I had when starting out. Only got 2/4 dirt sprint trophies and who knows how long I'll be here but I genuinely recommend doing some random shit like completion or trophy hunting for a run or two to break the monotony.
>>2487491>licenseThe Japanese only provide licenses for shotguns. No other type of fire arm can be owned and operated by a civilian. Yes, this includes flare guns.
>>2487493The most fun I've had recently was doing Ultra Golshi Mode with only Pace/Front strats. Made going back to CM training afterwards feel meaningless and this ended up being the CM I was least invested in.
>>2487496That is fucking insanity what the hell
>>2487489Its 1 AM though
Game theory: Umamusume is horse heaven?
>>2487358You're hoping for a late activation
>>2487506I wanna be drowned in horsegirl titties
>>2487506It literally is though
>>2487505What kind of weird isekai world do you live in?!
>>2487510California?
>>2487091>focusing on speed instead of stamYou're not winning anything anyway.
>>2487506Yes but only if you have the singularity (trainer) on your side. Otherwise you'll just relive your past experiences.
>>2487506They allude to IRL racehorse souls are whisked away to some alternate world where they can live out their lives as anime girls or something
>>2487501The Japanese never really stopped doing the "we don't let citizens have weapons" thing that Toyotomi Hideyoshi implemented. It also didn't really stop the emperor from being overthrown so I'm not entirely sure why this was kept.Anyways, the Japanese allow like 5 weapons total. Knives, traditionally produced Japanese swords, shotguns, bows, and explosives of all things. That last one was a weird discovery and I found that out because legally model rockets are declared as explosives and NOT firearms like I figured they would be(the Japanese definition is more or less "anything that propels a projectile with a chemical reaction.") With the exception of knives (I think,) all possible civilian weapons are heavily restricted in Japan. The application process is supposed to dissuade you from acquiring one.>>2487511We both need to be nuked.
Can we update the stakes rules so 2 wins in a row =/= automatic win anymore?Winning the first 2 races and being the uncontested winner makes sense but I feel like the stakes would have been more fun if this day was a best of 3.
>>2487527Stop being a sore loser Bobo.
>>2487500I reeeally wish the game had more/better single player challenges
>>2487511Is it as bad as they say?
>>2487531It depends on what you're looking for, but in many ways, it's worse than what they say.NTA but I'm also a Californian who I'd awake too late.
>>2487527I think we can propose some rule changes in the interest of fun, I have no problem with meta umas winning and in fact I like when strong trainers bring their best. Truth is we are very wishy washy when it comes to election integrity. On 99% of the stakes the winner comes down to "who wins 1 more". This isn't a problem because we usually have two hosts but the co-host wasn't feeling it (can't fault him) so we ended up with a single.We could do a referendum to amend the constitution.
>>2487506but Daiwa is still alive
Peak drawgod in the /v/ thread
It's actually 6 PM
It's 5T. Gook
>>2487535>worse than what they sayDamn really? What a shame, honestly the idealised version portrayed in early 2000s TV was such a lovely image to someone from outside. I of course assumed it wasn't really like that, much less now
>>2487500Woah I respect that bro cause it's a level above me. I'm simple minded so my goals are generally tangible, like a title or getting Urara to win the Arima Kinen and I end up having a blast along the way. Setting your own goals, fire.But I agree it makes the hardcore CM training and "This is meta/best" sentiment swerve like water on a ducks back.I'll stop blogposting now but wuv you all
>>2487537I don't mind meta winning, Biwa could have won and I'd say the same thing.The 2 wins in a row doesn't make sense to me because the score was 2-1-1 so there could have easily been a comeback. I think it should only apply for an uncontested 2-0
>>2487548We can discuss amending the constitution during burger hours, I'd like input from everyone and the host
>>2487547I just wanted to win it with my ichiban without turning her into something she isn't
for the anon who was watching 12 angry men last thread, try to guess who is who
Curren probably gives top tier sloppy
>>2487553HOLY KINOTHIS IS AMAZING
>>2487553KEKAROOOOOOO
>>2487553Tag yourself im juror 12
https://x.com/CoolchouZhao/status/2056799503206830340Sovl or coal?
>>2487564I'm juror #7 wanting to watch the footy instead
>>2487553Holy shit you actually thought about this
>>2487553Did you reason which uma was each juror or was it just vibes?
>>2487567High effort so sovl
Is this what uma Satan looks like or...
>>2487571there's a reason for each one, not necessarily a good one though
>>2487549I'll bring it up again later then. I do think the rule needs to change for sure, technicallly an uma could have gotten 2 wins in 3 races and a different uma could get 2 in a row right after. That would mean the new uma would be the q/v/een even though 2 umas are tied at 2 wins
>>2487576This makes me look into the piece more in depth to try and find the reasonings, good work
>>2487575OBELISK THE TORMENTOR
>>2487553That's some kino right there
>>2487553GULTY, THAT UMA IS GUILTY, KILL HER
>>2487578We'll see, it will have to pass by 2/3 majority vote in the legislative branch
>>2487575I'm starting to think that we can't use these videos as proof of one's abilities...>>2487546It was already a little crazy back then, but in general, Obama broke the country and Trump snapped it in half, and now nothing is as it should be. The signs were there long before(California's descent started in the mid-80s,) but things really went out of control after Obama's first election. The 2000s shows were quite idealistic but they weren't THAT far off from what I have heard(though granted, I am a tertiary source as I was living in Washington until 2012.) Now, Portlandia, on the other hand, was NEVER accurate to Portland, and ended up creating a sort of mini-Paris syndrome on Portland, Oregon.
>>2487587>>2487553I feel this kind of template would work well for a stakes slash /q/ueens photo
>>2487591Disagree with you on Obama but i won't derail the thread with political shitflinging so I'll just call you gay.
>>2487593Theres a similar one for the elite 8
>>2487591Very interesting to hear, thank you. I was gonna say, Oregon was probably my most idealised state of them all kek
>>2487553Kino
CHECK YOUR INBOXCLOCK STIMMY
>>2487593It's very good but it's a shame since juror #1 is missing in this angle
>>2487602I don't believe you Oguri CAP
>>2487489I'm working (remote) and posting
>>2487596I had forgotten about that but I think this is it. Not sure if there's another version
>>2487594Listen, I'm not saying I'm for or against him, I'm using him as a time mark. There was a dramatic cultural shift when Obama won and it caused the fracturing which Trump, inadvertently or otherwise, ended up causing a cascading failure with in 2015.I'm aware I'm playing with fire by using our political figureheads as timemarks but I don't know what else to use here that'd be visible for the Euros. I could've used the 08 recession, which to be fair is probably little more accurate, but I'd have nothing for 2015.>>2487598Yeah, Oregon gets a completely wrong opinion. The majority is occupied by farmland, Portland is a tiny ass city compared to the vast swaths of uninhabited mountains, grasslands and a little bit of eastern desert, and though it has a lot of charm and is definitely among the most unique cities, it isn't anything like or ever portrayed on TV.If you go in with no expectations, you might like it a lot though. Just give it a few years if you do, things are kinda dicey at the moment and they're still recovering from the clusterfuck that was the Kung Flu.
>>2487613Yeah the thing I idealised the most about Oregon was its nature, not the cities. It looks gorgeous
I cry I pray mon dieu
I'm so glad to see so many 12 angry kino enjoyers here. It lends itself to a lot of OC
>>2487553Holy based anon. I haven't watched it and not the anon it was for. I cant see uma is a future uma I cant quite remember for some reason? How'd I do outta 12?
What does she mean by this?
>>2487614Oh yeah, if you've idealized the nature, then you're on the right track.Oregon has 4 real cities, and almost all of them are on the west Washington border. Everything south has less than 100k people, and there's so few settlements that it's kind of insane, really. Hell, the most unique thing about Portland is that they actually try really hard to incorporate nature in the city itself. Nature's pretty much the main thing Oregon has going for it.
>>2487625A rock
>>2487622pretty goodcircle is eishin flash for being an immigrant, I can't see is mcqueen because baseball, juror #1 aye copy was fine motion because football coach --> football --> that one bacius shadow tracen chapter with fine motion getting mad at doto
>>2487625uhhh....uhhhh....her feet?
>>2487625... Hopefully her left foot? I think she wouldn't be asking if it was her right foot.
>>2487625A rar
>>2487626Very very well thought out, props to you drawGod
>>2487625>>2487634Now I want a Fine version of this
>>2487643Wrong reply, you meant this for >>2487632.On that note, I'm going to bed. Sorry for the off-topic rambling. Oyasuminasai.
>>2487643Meant for>>2487632
Test
>>2487645Good night, loved the talk
Actually, one last thing: You want a beautiful city surrounded by jagged mountains? Provo, Utah. Gorgeous.I want a race track there so we can have an excuse to get that town into Umamusume.
>>2486681Previous Thread: >>2481641(What a coincidence, our threads ended with a 1.)
Anons, how much suffering would it take to run my HERO for Gemini? I was thinking as a front to maybe go with something like Falco and Golshi.
>>2487314Everyone really need to spot sloppas better. t. aislopper
>>2487441We don't know.
>>2487664It's getting more difficult because the obvious hallmarks that were easy to spot in 3 seconds aren't really common anymore. Y'know, defects like the fingers, or the eyes. 3 seconds by the ways is the upper quartile to the average time someone will spend looking at an image online.I do agree we need to do better, but that'll require a fundamental shift in how people look at images online.
>>2487661Front Rice only makes sense on halloween for medium and long. Just go pace and inherit Nishino and Mummy.
>>2487609Yes, there was a finished version
>>2487670But then who will keep Falco company?Halloween or default pacer?
>>2487672Kino and saved
>>2487632Appreciate you! Amazing effort broski and I appreciate the effort. The fact that I could identify so many off of hairstyle alone is shows you did an excellent job. Now realizing that I saw the villan's ear as a 'twin tail' hence the circle guess woopsies
>>2487672OUR QVEENS (so glad Oguri isn't here)
>>2487669Yeah most sloppas nowadays, or, at least the ones that are properly generated and not just a quick NAI sloppa, are getting hard to call out and spot.I think the easiest way to spot one is still the way it colors (highlights and shadows) the art.Although this may be hard for normal folks who don't go out their way to spot sloppas or generate one or draws/color fanarts. I used to color some manga panels for fun before even AI art was a thing, and I get into sloppas for self entertainment so it's pretty easy for me.
>>2487675Just go pace Rice, Halloween has no business being on mile.
Fine would not survive in New York there's trash everywhere
>trying to run McQueen without initial speed bonus
I only won 1 plat, but my wife won it for me and when I remember that I just feel so happy :)
>>2487669>>2487682The most easily actionable thing we could all do is to stop saving and reposting images that look like dogshit.
>>2487699A plat from your waifu is worth more than a hundred from meta umas you dont care about
>>2487699This is why I oshigame. Losing can be frustrating, but I cope that I at least lose with umas that I like, that I can try harder next CM, and if I win then it makes me the happiest. Surprisingly 7 plat by doing this.
>>2487705It is, my heartrate actually spiked, she won by a neck too, I love her so much>>2487706>7I still get jelly seeing people with those numbers I wish I had more
>>2487460lads, this dress is not that detailed. I'll even draw it when I get back from work
>>2487712
>>2487710I think my finals have been lucky, and other half being distance S.
Okay, jeez
>>2487723Now not even Distance S is enough, now you need like FCM and a speed green on top
>>2487730Also anyone know why Jordan of all umas seems to be friends with Meek, she showed up in a flashback here with all other gyarumas? was Meek a gyaruma all along?I would've uploaded on litterbox but it seems dead
>>2487733It's part of her career story where you an Aoi work together on a training thing, and you have them run together to try and get an idea across on how they should run.
>wanna have a discussion about oonigers>too tiredoyasumi
>/v/ thread up for hours>deleted right after I found it and was about to post
>>2487740Me too I jwu and was just gonna post there
>>2487740It's deleted? NOOOOOO
>expecting anything from /v/Retarda
>>2487738Yeah but I figured it was a throwaway, y'know
OH YEAH
>>2487748That particular scene is about how Jordan laments how she's not as smart or can't use her brain like all the other racers. Meek isn't dumb it just takes her time to visualize it in her head then she can do it perfectly every time. (You learn this by going on dates with Aoi in her card.) That's what that's referring to. Now Meek is very cute so yeah I can see allot of trainees being friends with her.
>>2487739suzuka? SUZUKA? SUUUUUUUUUUZUUUUKAAAAAA
>>2487753irl horse did that a lot in her stable
>>2487733>was Meek a gyaruma all along?Meek doesn't have a canon casual outfit and AFAIK we're never really shown what she gets up to in her free time when not training with Kiryuin (other than liking aquariums), so for all we know she COULD actually be a gyaru and we just never get to see her dressed like one
>>2487754>You learn this by going on dates with Aoi in her cardIn my defense its been a long, looong time since I read her date events, but yeah it does make sense, its just the first time she lost arima kinen for me, the dummyJordan does seem to be the only one so far where she shows up in her career outside of URA, wonder if we will see her in other careers in the future
Why is /v/ so hellbent on driving users away?
Holy crap her ear covers are so cute
>>2487771>That slight peek of ear that shows just enough to get the mind going placesSlvt
>>2487765Threads for popular games make the paid bot threads look like a waste of marketing budget in comparison.
>>2487777I need go do a throwaway McQueen run. Thanks for the reminder.
>>2487765They want it to be like twitter with constant and rapid engagement
>>2487781Stop ruining her career!!! She is the strongest stayer!!!
>>2487123Dummy...Creek didn't finish her event either
>>2487777quads of cuteness
>>2487670Are people actually making Mummy parents?
>>2487791I did
>>2487777Checked.>>2487785Anon, she wants to slack off. I know because she gave herself Slacker two runs in a row.
Don't be mean to your wife miss Shakur
>>2487792How long did it take? It sounds miserable, especially since you can't really gain affinity from Mile races either
NTR or Daiwa power borrow for pace chasers?
>>2487797I settled on a 2* power spark with 6* between the grandparents. Not too long without fussing about mile sparks on them. It's not a good parent but I just need it for one CM when I run out of borrows for Flower so I can work on my other aces.
>>2487798Daiwa Power is a scam of a card
>>2487808How so?
I guess I know what I'm doing today after reset
>>2487810Should be self explanatory. No TE, No Mood Effect, and no Specialty Priority.
A dissident of the Ogurin regime has emerged...
UODKA's aura...
>>2487820El gremlina...
>>2487821Man me and my wife's daughter sure is cute.
>>2487821Notice how Scarlet doesn't have a fan as part of the cast, that's because while she is "number one", she lacks the cool factor
>>2487818Yeah, but 10 RB tho. The only thing that matter. +2 power is alright if she roams anyway
>>2487834RB requirements limit deck building so much, like for example maybe I want to take that Kawakami welfare card for a spin to see how it is, but I can't because it has no RB
>>2487761they never made her playable? are they stupid? she's totes adorbs
>>2487839They adapt notable real life horses, so you better hope that Happy Meek wins a G1
>>2487840aren't there plenty of jobbers in the roster that never won one? ardan and tannhauser off the top of my head
>>2487843Notable, anon, they also need to be notable, they might be jobbers, but they are notable jobbers
>>2487843I think Meek wasn't a real horse when the game first started. They named a real horse after the game uma.
>>2487839Stop trying to steal your gf's trainee.
>>2487851that sounds notable to me >>2487851
Damn Curren is actually very hot. I will not slander her
>>2487856Nice try Currenwhore
>>2487854They will probably wait for her career to unfold but it wouldn't surprise me if they make her playable eventually. Maybe make her a 1* or 2*. I bet she would be very popular.
>>2487818The mile statline is easy enough to reach in mant that you can afford to slot in a support that doesn't help with stats. I had to use Nishino SR as a race bonus mule to accommodate Mr. Cocka Ball and it was fine.
Why would they ever make Meek playable? Come on now. Who the fuck is Aoi going to train in URA? It's never happening.
>>2487865Just ban her from the URA scenarioOr you play as Kiryuin
>>2487865Back when the game released and the only event was the Special Week speed card one, I thought Meek would be playable in the future because somebody posted modded JP gameplay with her. I was so naive...
>>2487865Look if we get to have two Mutekis and Dictuses, we can have two Meeks
>>2487865screenshotting this for the future
What happens if I play the game on mobile and PC at the same time? Do I get banned?
>>2487892It makes Umasterd gas
>>2487892game gives you an error and disconnects
>>2487892it just kicks you out
Mom said we're training wit all summer
>>2487894>>2487896>>2487899Good to know thanks
>>2487892pretty sure you get a free tenner if you link your steam account so there's that
>>2487699I haven’t won a plat at all so you’re already way better off than me. Though at this point I honestly stopped caring anyway and just play for umas and their career stories instead
>>2487912That's a pretty healthy mindset to have, be proud. I am obsessed with winning more plats even though I keep failing and at this point I can't change it
>>2487843Even the "shitters" like Royce (not a single Graded win) actually got to run in G1s
I have just come to say that after reading up on her and listening to her song I'm not a Win Variation fan and will pulling for her when she comes out in like in two years. That's all I came to say.
Today's forecast is S rank for all of my runs with a small chance of S+
>>2487940Fuck I meant "now" not "not", I'm so dumb.
>>2487940share with the class or else
>test out cope aces against Ug whales in public rooms>200 wit difference is 2-5 lenghts DURING MIDRACE while simulators say it's barely 1>one time 1200/1200/1200/1200 falco almost distanced entire lobby OUT OF GATESfuck this shit, group B is fine too
Does anyone recognize this race music? I've never heard this before..https://x.com/reed_ux/status/2056893268894638354
>>2487940I wonder where win variation anon is
>>2487940I find her really hot. I like how angry and frustrated she is in some art. I like wholesome girls and all but I need some toxicity and ugly feelings in my life too. Same reason I like Grass.
Girls if you stay in the power room for too long you'll brick my run...
Tired of failed ace and parent runs? Are you training milers for Gemini but still want those Brian star pieces? Have you finished your /v/ triple crown aces but don't feel like making anything for Gemini just yet?May I interest you in this friday the 22nd's Shiraoki Cup?Kikuka Sho trackRANDOM conditionsRANDOM moodRANDOM something else I forgot what the third modifier wasFUKU ONLY, either version is fine7+however many birds I will see in the morning auguryRemember, luck is just as important as all the other stats!is this too much shilling? Once per thread is fine as advertisement, right?
>>2487945The TL;DR is that she has a massive inferiority complex because she was born in the same generation as Orfevre (in real life Win Variation came close many times to winning G1s including both the derby and the kikua sho, only to be beat out by Orfevre by a very small margin) and her whole story is about overcoming it and finally shining. I really like her song as well, it captures her feelings quite well.https://youtu.be/y9dCuiTmehw?si=XbYmI7oKYkgDbs29>>2487950She'll come, I'll wait.
>>2487949>I've never heard this beforeMaybe you should've read Spe's chapter then
>>2487957you could shill every couple hours and i wouldnt mind either
>>2487957
We know who Japs are sending to Arc, its Admire Terra, Alohi Alii, Juryoku Pierrot, Shin Emperor, Meisho Tabaru, Byzantine Dream AND Forever YoungWait, Admire Terra? Isn't that the horse which threw off his jockey? Is he even that good?
>>2487950>>2487958Jeez I completely misread that anon's post; I've been awake for too long. That's cool that Varia had a dedicated anon, she's not suddenly my favorite but she's really climbed up there for me.
>>2487964>Admire TerraRooting for my hero! I hope he gets "first" place.
i just want to say that Oguri is NOT sexy
>>2487940Win Variation is my daughter so I'll roll her as well. Gonna be a long wait though.>why are these two hasI hate ESLs so much it's unreal.
>>2487973>i just want to say that Oguri is NOT sexyfaggot
I don't want to build another Taiki for Gemini bwo
>>2487973
Daiwabros...https://x.com/isopie_ggp/status/2057052854263882018
>>2487976I do. She's my fuarking hero.
>>2487978She really is retarded
>>2487957Once per thread is a good reminder
I could build a Taiki and have a better chance but I'm very dead set running a comp I know won't win.
>Notice that Nature is still green by summer 1>Not above 300 wit yetTroublesome
Tamamo Crossfit
i could build but i'm very dead
fuji experts,can i run frontfuji in gemini? im not too familiar with how her unique works
Gold Ship won a CM for me I will never call her Reddit Ship again
>GoldshipniggersKill yourself
>>2488013If you're gonna mutate her End is probably your best bet.
>>2488014Control yourself
>>2488016Nigger she had End G stop saying that shit
>>2488023>he doesn't believe
I regret nothing
>>2488026Dude it's just not viable at all to make her End, why would you even do that? I have the same doubt at him but the options are Pace or Front mutation Late is shit and End is not viable
i just realized i cant use nanos card on nano herself for gemini...
>Red Desire's trainer read her favorite Isekai Novel to better set the mood to form a contract with her >Probably hired some dude to toss petals from the ceiling to make the lightning more dramatic Man new trainers are quirky.
>Fast learner on a run where my wit is on the low side, "decent" skills (I am being cucked out of mid race as usual) but two turns away from finding out if I will cap speed or not
>>2488023>>2488034Then your other option is to run her as a pace and bring two fronts or two ends. Her uniques would have an issue triggering as a front.
>>2488016Building anyone other than Taishin or Gold Ship as an end is whale only at this moment.
>>2488043I'm not the original anon that asked btw, I would actually love to hear from more people because I have that same doubt like I said, but iirc her ult requires to have someone behind, which as Front seems more likely to trigger, and Big sisterly should be good midrace right?
I've seen worse beat me in group B so maybe this is enough
>>2488054are you running two miles in a row
>>2488054Bro your mile S?
>>2488055Yes.>>2488057I'm an underachiever group B regular!
>>2488059At last, a worthy rival.
Shit I'm gonna fail my dailies again, just give us a button to complete them in 40 minutes, a whole career is cancer
>>2488065Why the fuck did I type to 40
>>2488065>start career>hit rest for 5 minutes>career done and finished?
>>2487813Getting ready for mambo munday?
>>2488073I have no strong feelings towards Mambo
>>2488072STAPH IT
Its MEJIRO Monday
>>2488077Mejiros have Monday, Mambo has Munday.
it's MARUZENSKY monday
>>2488074You should Ei Ei Eixplode>>2488080Does anybody say this?
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2488072I started this career like 2 days ago with an objective
your heroes for this year
>>2488083>>>/uma/
>>2488083Why are you posting this tranny? I don't wanna see him even if losing
I look forward to Windy Wednesday when the two guys who get Stinko can face off against a bunch of mob umas
>>2488085>Forever YoungHoly shit what are these cunts doing? Are they fucking retarded? Why would they do that?
>>2488083I've seen so many SS and Ug uma losing to S+ in this CM
>>2488072Kys desu wa
Wowzers its a good thing I didn't brick my run by buying fast learner earlier
>>2488107All fast learner runs have a doomed seed anyway
It's morally righteous to kill a McQueen run because Cafe is the superior flattie and stayer.
>>2488115Thanks, killing Cafe next time i'm lazy to do a career
My last two careers were killed Teios and i do NOT feel sorry
>>2488085I believe in my boy Meisho Tabaru.
>>2488090they need another 2* for a next anni
>>2488085French Druids are going to work overtime this year to sabotage Japan's efforts.
Whenever I feel like crashing a run for dailies in the future, I should probably just do a Hopeless Stakes Urara attempt for completionist progress.
>>2488115McQueen is a better eater than Cafe though
>766 speed 913 power before summer 2Its one of those runs huh
>>2488134a god run?
>>2488134This is pretty good, it means you can focus on doing speed and have a chance of capping both
>>2488137I don't have runs like those
>>2487859She's 6 years old now and failed to make her break into the JRA tracks in her first 2 years, she couldnt win any of her 4 maidens so she was sent to fuck around in local NAR dirt courses.She only raced in a handful of special listed races and never won any of them, she only picks up a win here and there, she's really nothing to write home about sadly.
So, qm i supposed to gutsmaxx fronts as well? Would 3guts 2wit 1speed work?
I love finishing dailies in 10 minutes. No, you may not know who I sacrificed.
>>2488146It was Curren for her sin of being a whore.
>>2488144Sounds like perfect 1* material.
>>2488146It was Falco for the sin of being too round.
>>2488150Unironically 1* have some degree of standards, the only 1 star that got added post launch was Twin Turbo and the IRL horse despite the meme ineffective as fuck running style (oonige with no stamina or self control who prefers longer distances) managed to bag 3 G3s, one of them against Rice Shower.
>>2488090Do you think they're just sending him to job to the frogs for nothing? Yanko was actually purchased as being a turf horse because of his pedigree (Real Steel as sire and Deep Impact as grandsire) and almost everyone believed he would be a turf horse too. Once he was considered suitable for dirt Yahagi wanted him to debut on it since Real Steel was a late bloomer so he thought starting on dirt would be easy on his legs before he developed fully. Now, he ended up crushing it on dirt so they took that path for his career but from my understanding the way he runs isn't typical of a normal dirt horse, if he actually enters the race is because Yahagi saw the potential
>>24881501 stars we have now are actually pretty good though, several of them winning G1s and/or entering other big races and stuff (urara is an exception)
Missed the stakes, did we get a new q/v/een or are we still on starvation rations?
>>2488145You can but imo regular deck is better since it allows you to borrow Helios for Escape Artist
>>2488158You are right. But consider the following: Happy Meek is cute.
I love it when half my careers don't even make it to first summer because of running out of clocks truly one of the scenarios of all time
>Another run with little to no mid race skills Phoooey
>>2488160You guys get rations?
>>2488160The bi-weekly bread and water rations will have to be cut down to only water until Gemini unfortunately.
>>2488164Neigha train more speed. Getting high speed as fast as you can is what makes you win the early races.
>>2488168NTA but>350 speed>CP gets 3rd place in Saudi Arabia Cup
>>2488155Ill trust his word, he has 3 Breeders Cup titles under his belt
>>2488168yeah I'll just click a training with no supports on it
>>2488090They really liked the art of her crying after losing last time.
>>2488072
>>2488160We went from two terms of Taiki's obesity crisis to now complete malnutrition and hunger, what is worse? I'm so hungry...
>>24881602 Xoguri1 special week1 teio1 bourbon1 maruit was either Xoguri or another Maru term since they were fighting for the lead on the last race
>>2488184Maruzensky was robbed of her birthday triple crown.
>i'm only 440420 monies away from maxing out all my supoka for a total of 18.37% TT bonuslooking good?
>>2488189It's not like money can go towards much else once you raise the potential of your umas.
>>2488190Skill hints are absurdly expensive, if books weren't so rare it'd very easy to run out of money.
>>2488184>>2488186Maru had too much birthday cake and she fucking gassed before the finish line which made Oguri queen again. Never had Maru for a fatty
Gemini test bring any.90853090
>10 Flower runs without mile S (12 sparks)>Decide to remake my El parent for affinity because its a unity one>First parent run and El got mile S (6 sparks) in the first inspoThis thing is mocking me
>>2488173Why does Oguri allow a welfare state like this to exist? Look at all these poor McQueens, they're gonna spend the rest of their lives eating cake in a mansion, never able to achieve their dreams. And trainers are paid by the state to do this too.
>>2488189>supokaWe're hitting weeb levels that shouldn't even be possible!But seriously that's the first time I've anyone use that expression.
>>2488193You've misunderstood the situation. The swinging of her massive tits drained her energy, she needed more cake.
>>2488206Falseflag hall monitoring, ignore
This is all Curren's fault also ban gachafaggots.
>>2488197>That blocked Fujin at the startThat really hurts. Also one more time.63049193
>>2488203At least post non sloppa
>>2488203Oh my fucking lord man, HUGE
>>2488197>my end closer makes it to position 3 for the start of late race and still gets hardcore blockedhumiliation ritual running strategy
minus one trillion PR to maruzensky
>>2488203God DAMN!
>>2488203>>2488208>>2488214>>2488223You are not welcome here.
>>2488211Being the pacemaker didn't help...Thanks guys.
>
>>2488225Seconding this.Guys, if you're gonna post fat tits and defile /vm/a, at the BARE minimum make it OC and not AI generated. I'd even take MS paint doodles.
>>2488211>blocked fujinsomehow i couldn't get a third activator for GW so it was delayed for like half a second, good race
Check THIS out!
>>2488226Thanks for hosting
>lucky pace loses>Lucky late winsWhat's up with that?
>>2488230Samefag, that image has been around longer than you
>>2488236You will regret this!
>>2488228Holy shit its Albert Whiskers!
>more nothingburger dramaSTOOOOOOOOP
>>2488236Now THIS I'll accept.Wonder what the gravity is on Akebono...>>2488241You do understand that two people can independently come to the same conclusion, and that this is technically Infinity scalable, right?
There are countless ERPing communities on the internet for you to choose from but you invade here instead? Do you not see how ridiculous your behaviour is?
>>2488241Not even those two but it's still sloppa. Don't encourage sloppers, at all, and I say this as someone who generate ai sloppa
>>2488245It's just the usual shit stirrer that appears at these hours, gets something new to try and derail the thread with and fucks off. I don't know about you but I can tell genuine hall monitor posts apart from copycats who only want drama
>>2488241Every accusation is a confession with you people.
>Infinity scalingAutoincorrect, damn it. If only I wasn't preparing for college. I meant>infinitely scaling.
>>2488240It makes sense when you look at the common pace accels.>I need to be 3rd-5th to accel>I need to run next to someone else in the midrace to accel>I need to be brocked for 2 seconds to accel>Gamble Star
>>2488203>>2488208>>2488214>>2488223You are welcomed here.
>>2488240Pacers aren't taking Angling this time and Budding can be turned off since the lucky pace can reach late race without being challenged.Lates can just hit the right combo of accels and win that way. Kingu also has an accel unique that's functional here.
>>2488247>two people can independentlyTrue but when you are replying to someone clearly acting in bad faith it's just too blatant
>>2488213
>>>/vg/567631943
>>2488261You fucking twit. I just don't want AI tit. That's literally all there is to this.
anybody want to hop on discord for a goon battle?
AI and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>missed an opportunity to make it a 3 sentence rhyme by saying>that's all there is to itSeppuku time.
>>2488270What the fuck is a goon battle?
STOP POSTING BIG TITSSTART POSTING FLAT CHESTS
Is 2 Front 1 End a retarded team comp for Gemini?
>>2488277I think that's the meta
>>2488277As long as that End is taishin or king no
>>2488275
>>2488273They whip out their beyblades, specifically dragoon. For me? It's Dragoon MSUV.
>>2488275If that Maru pic had a flat chest no one would complainWe live in a society
>>2488277The fronts support the end by helping it activate Tracen Cheer. It's a coherent and synergistic team composition.
Is Team Sirius actually usable?
>>2488287Well I'd be running Tashin, no Cheer Kingu
>>2488290Treat it like a guts card
>>2488290I still think about that UG Dober using a F2P deck that had Team Sirius so it must be usable.
>>2488275>>2488282Based
>>2488290It's very good but hard to fit in because it only has 5RB.
I hate parent runs, 10 skills, with 4 double circled for those shitty white sparks, but at least the other sparks are worth something
>>2488298My years of blue archive are catching ip to me it seems
>>2488291It's the one green spark that you do want to go out of your way to get for an end build.
>>2488298Smaller and more modest!
>>2488290>5 race bonusno
>>2488302Rank S and above have higher chances of getting more whites
Who managed to get the star on their Taurus plat here anyways?
>>2488313It was S+...
>>2488313I thought that was SS?
777 or corner recovery for CM14 sMaru?
>>2488313not more whites, more stars
>>2488319777 is too late iirc
The best part of training for a CM is planning out the deck and parents.The training part is slop.
>>2488328>planning>parentsIf you mean the borrow sure but making parents or using my cope veterans is cancer
>>2488328I agree but mainly because of losing random races against umas with 200 or 300 lower stats than you
>>2488328The planning is slop during mant because of how much the scenario's game design flaws affect the amount of options available to you.
>"bro you just need speed to win early races train speed!">Condo Pasta jobs her debut with 294 speed
>>2488298Instantly limp. Stop violence against titcows
>>2488322777 is for mid race speed, moxie is for late race 777 is generally more useful unless you already have a ton of mid speed
>>2488361NEVER! DOWN WITH THE BOOBS, LONG LIVE THE FLATNESS
>wake up at 9 AM in the glorious state of California>Yurohours were shit as usualYup yup, time to bring civilization, knowledge and kino to this thread
>>2488371*south asia hours
>>2488369Is it me or does her ass looks fucking gargantuan
>>2488371Yuropean website, yuropean game, yuropean thread, however
>>2488373that is Silence Suzuka's body model btw
>>2488371>wake up at 9 AM in the glorious state of California>get shot
>>2488361
>>2488378So that's where all the mass went
>>2488382>wake up at 9 AM in the glorious state of /v/ma>get forcefed a burger
>>2488317It's SS and higher
>>2488369>>2488386Like an angel without wings, awful just awful
>>2488388Do they have Arby in California?
>>2488388Not anymore, it's just mass starvation with the new queen, I miss eating burgers
>>2488378>check THE rankings>52nd biggest assUma really is ass game.
getting sick of the stable filling up, how do you guys deal with this
>>2488388Oguri eats our burgers
>>2488391you havent seen nothing yet
>>2488399There really needs to be a glue option after careers rather than asking me if every single fucking uma should be in TT
>>2488393Rhode Island and Vermont are the only US states without Arby's
>>2488401Cursed
>>2488399I cope. Sometimes delete unity runs i had.I have to unlock and glue my Unity/URA parents at some point
>>2488399I glue everyone that lost even 1 career race
>>2488401Who should go the other direction though? Besides Nishino who already got it.
>>2488398What rankings?
>>2488401First one of these to actually bother me.
>>2488411https://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/The research of one of our people
>>2488401fixed
>>2488401Where the FUCK is her butt
Someone post THE nishino model closeup
>>2488413>Boob scientists>Ass researchersI love this place so much
>>2488413Howabros.....
>>2488412>>2488420glad that my psychic attacks work now, perhaps this could heal you though>>2488409like so?ill stop wasting image slots for now (and im too lazy to catbox
>1162 speed>1198 power>672 wit>Awesome skillsEh whatever, good enough for group B. Time to relax and do fan count runs for danchou!
>>2488426I was actually going to suggest Sweepy before you even posted kek. All is forgiven now
>>2488430>Paying taxesIn THIS economy?
>>2488426You are fucking CRAZY if you think this wastes an image
>>2488426
>>2488434My club is dangerously close to falling out of A rank
>>2488426I feel absurdly high levels of just whenever I look at sweepy
>>2488426What body did you give sweep
>>2488447>I feel absurdly high levels of just
>>2488426I kinda want a body swapped Digitan with big tits lusting over the fact that she has another umas body all to herself
>>2488438>>2488426alright, last one for one of my faves, i might come back later>>2488450ZRR
>>2488423She has wider than average waist for her height which makes her butt look smaller, but despite being the smallest proportionally in absolute size it's still nice
>>2488336I never do more than 1 or 2 parent runs per uma. I often cope with the best options I already have
>>2488453This >>2488426seconding this>>2488453
>>2488456Windy GODS
>>2488456You can't leave without giving us buffed digital
Sweep still has some tiddy but they really should've made her a cow
>/v/ma is lusting over sweep againYou guys will have a lot of fun with her career, beyond the fact that it's compelling and well written and she gets a lot of development it has femdom
>>2488467You're just asking for Marvy
>>2488456Holy Windy...
>>2488453>>2488461>>2488465okay, that idea is kino.
>>2488472
>>2488467Uma brats with wizard hats!
>>2488468I'm saving for supports thoughbeit
>>2488468>Spoiler Sorry only way I'd consider that is for Sirius.
>>2488468I'm too poor to afford her but the career being good does interest me. My current top two are Taishin and Tama in terms of career stories.
>>2488472>Fuji's bodyFuck, you got me
>>2488468THATS IT ILL SWIPE
The anon who said special week should have bigger tits and act sluttier was a visionary
>>2488468>spoilerSOLD
>>2488468So it's literally Louise.
>>2488472nice
>>2488468I don't like Ends and I don't have Cock&Balls so I shan't be rolling.
>>2488468ITS PEAKGOD ITS SO PEAK
>>2488468Femdom is so gay though
>>2488480>Ill SwipeIs this Sweep Tosho's rapper name?
>>2488468>spoilerSudden art ideas flowing through my head...
I'm skipping Sweep.I'm rolling for Ruby.I'm gonna FUCK MY BOSS
>>2488468>Loli femdom
>>2488468Fine, I'll use THAT
>>2488489I would have noticed the difference in cleavage immediately
>>2488468How for (You) is she? Please tell me at least a bit.
>>2488495I don't see it.
>>2488508A lot more than you think
T-thanks...
>>2488509You are letting a woman have control over you, that is gay as fuck, women should be subs, a man being dominated is beta and homosexual as fuck
I was going to roll for Sweep Tosho but the impulse rolling I did on Palmer's banner and the wedding banner after CM have changed my plans. Thankfully this has no effect on my Air Shakur waiting room.
>>2488512>Sweepy>Woman
>>2488514If you'll consult the charts you'll notice that a major card banner is around that time. Please roll responsibly.
>>2488517But she is?
>>2488512You fail to see the vision. It's called domination loss and it's pure kino
I am immune to all upcoming uma propaganda on account of having like 17 rolls to my name
>>2488519I would rather kill myself than prioritize support cards over potential oshis ever again
>runs up to you>kisses you on your forehead>shoves boobs in your facei mean, whats the deal with Her?https://files.catbox.moe/kpb159.gif
>>2488526What'd ya spend all those carrots on?
>>2488512I just like the idea of a cute girl liking me for the first time in my godforsaken life. It's not the same if I have to make them do it.
>>2488527Anon....your GL cards...
>>2488529I love my wife so much bros
>>2488508it's a waifu game take a guess
>>2488539Wuv U, cwubmate!
>>2488526Same. Only problem is that I'm still vulnerable to Inari propaganda. The practical use of being an end closer that works on dirt tracks is hard to ignore as well.
Gimme a miLE SOOS mAn
>>2488530Almost sparking Palmer and sparking wedding Fine.
>>2488547Wow you got fucking raped, my condolences.>>2488512If there's no pegging there's no issue.
Does Speed Star work in Gemini? I don't know how to read tracks at all
>>2488543DON'T WORRY ANON I'LL HELP YOU NOT ROLL, YOU CAN'T ROLL IF YOU ARE DEAD
>>2488529She knows exactly what she is doing
>>2488551It works most of the time.
>>2488536I'd still be doomed because I don't have SSR wit cards either! Its fine, the worst case scenario is that I will continue to get 3rd place in Group B finals. 700 carats isn't that bad and I already buy the daily carat pack every month so the difference is negligible.
Sorry for flatlining Danchode, my pet rock had a vet visit
>>2488551It is one of the best things you can slap on a Pace, which isn't saying much since they don't have allot to work with.
>>2488555>Inari Wan can shoot tooWtf, what is up with recent umas having guns
>>2488564Wouldn't a Pace with Nishino, Mummy, Head On, maybe Ignited PWR, Speed Star + Final corner speed ult be strong enough?
THE BEST TIME OF THE WEEK HAS FINALLY COME!
>>2488568If can squeeze THH and some how make it work that'd probably be best case scenario. It's just fronts and ends have allot going for them right now.
>>2488546nOo
>>2488567>he isn't getting ready for the great uma war
Which one sjould O choose>They are both badI know...but I am a B league regular, so choose
>>2488572Merry Shinko Wednesday!
>>2488579cards? how many races did she run?
>>2488574It's just that I don't know whether to run Fuji as Pace (ballroom) or Front (OG) and nobody can give me a straight answer. That would be my setup for Pace
>>2488579Left
>>2488579you're not even trying
>>2488581I roll for too many umas...
>>2488587I'm doing my best, I promise! My highest rank war a front runner neicha for a gimmick race and she only almost made it to SS rank!
>>2488572>>2488580It's WEIdnesday my dudes
>>2488572>>2488596Can't tank their PR lower than that...
>>2488596Windy WON
When do we get the clock stimulus bros....
>>2488596windy gamewindy boardwindy website
>>2488602What happened to your 10 clocks, anon?
>>2488602With Inari one, you also get like 1500 gibs.
>>2488607>6 careers worth of clocksCYGENEROUS!
>>2488607This doesn't look like 200 clocks
>>2488607....where are the rest
>>2488607Okay there is a number 30 in there uhhh....some dates, something multiplied by 3 from tenth of june until 19th of june uhhhh....
>>2488607>Inari brings the clocks>Oguri eats them>We only get scrapsFitting
does anyone actually have this retard as their favorite uma
im honestly starting to consider windy
I was out of the country so I couldn't play for the past 2 days, did I miss anything in game? (Other than finals). Did I miss any star pieces or shards
>>24886153 clocks per day for 10 daysThat should be enough for anyone
>>2488627Don't fall for the windyganda, you've already seen all of the content she has and ever will have
>>2488627She got her hair back bro
>>2488627I always thought she was cute but I'll never pull for her i just can't justify it, i find her gimmick a bit annoying and she's so useless.....hope cygays appreciates her more one day because I feel bad for her
>>2488629But I can use up to 25 clocks in a day.
Shakur...
>>2488633Try winning. Winning Ticket!
How's the wedding whore compared to the original?
>>2488632they had to nerf her stats for having the best ass in the game
>>2488633You'll get more over time
>>2488638It ain't easy running an end.
>>2488641*18th.
>>2488630yeah but some stuff is really kinda cute
>>2488639EXTREMELY META for 1 event PULL ASAP
>>2488639Sidegrade, very good. Extremely meta for LOH 1000m sprints
>>2488582Out of all my 3 pace team Ballroom Fuji has the highest results. My only suggestion is to make a front and a pace and test them out in rooms. Sorry man I'm not too sure myself, sorry I can't be any real help.
>>2488628Brian star pieces.
>>2488620I have fapped to her bikini pics
>>2488654Fuck man, are they still around?
>>2488657-No
>>2488657No, but it was only for two days so you didn't miss out on that many.
>>2488655which ones?
>>2488650Ok, thank you for giving me a reply, I should try exactly what you are saying, I should investigate Fuji's potential, the problem will be if I'll have enough time to do it on top of everything else, could you tell me what accels/setup you've given your BFuji?
>>2488649>sprintSthere were more than 1?
Her greed knows no bounds
>>2488664No it's just one specific LOH
>>2488667She does nothing but steal
>>2488667it's called the grindset
>>2488670How much prestige does a LoH platinum have? Assuming you're a decently competitive player who does 5 runs a day, with plenty of front runners to choose from, what's the most realistic rank you can get?
I have no idea what is LoH.
I wonder how wet Grass is here
>>2488680Platinum 4 should be relatively easy to get for everyone who is a competent player with a good deck, top 96 is where the REAL prestige is but for that you either whale or you do 50 runs a day.
>>2488639useless outside of 1 single race. She's a must pull
>>2488692Sounds fantastic, thank you.>>2488689Here's a pretty good summaryhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/events/league-of-heroes
>>2488692>Top 96>Actual number ranksOh god.
>gaslight myself into pulling for whorren>delivered home by director herself in just 2 tennersshe was my first 3* after all
>>2488663All the corners and straights you can buy, THH, PoC, SS, Nisho and Mummy Creek. Radiaint if yiu can afford it. She also has shrewd step which my other pacers do not and it seems to help out
>>2488697HOLY FUCKING KINO
>>2488697So CM but TT style?
>>2488699Control yourself, anon. Don't fall for it.
>>2488701Oh FCM, mummy hasn't been too useful so don't try and pull your hair out too hard if you can't fit it. Brians might be an ol substitute
I can already see it, anons ready to kill themselves over being lower than 96
>>2488708Front rig mode? Not even gonna sweat it honestly.
>>2488700Then treat her better she clearly loves you
I wish it was mid June already
>>2488689A different PvP mode, much less stressful than CM. Instead of plat being based off of one race it's based on the consistency of your team among 100+ races against many opponents. Fronts are meta but its very overblown because reaching the max league (where the max carat rewards are) is not too difficult regardless of style if you are a good trainer. After that it's a battle for leaderboard supremacy. You can actually get a real life trophy if you place high enough (only for Japanese locals though, no idea how global will handle it)
>>2488715Future yuri stakes entrants.
>>2488717>You can actually get a real life trophy if you place high enoughWhat the FUCK
>>2488701>>2488707Thank you so much man, especially for the mummy tip, you don't know how much time I can save if you tell me to skip it
>>2488721lmao
>>2488713she only loves my carats...
>I'm almost out of Kikuka Sho sashesWhat? How? I feel like I run this race nearly every career.
>>2488726
>>2488730We no longer have double race rewards...
>>2488730double crown bro
>>2488721this is a cool idea, i remember destiny and league of legends having exclusive merch you could buy if you ranked high enough or cleared the raid on mythic or whatever destiny highest difficulty was
>>2488726I NEED A TROPHY, I WILL KILL MYSELF IF I DON'T WIN THE UMA WORLD CUP
Since /v/ma is mostly uncs does that mean we will be unaffected by school being over?
>>2488704Kinda yeah. There's a lot more to it but that's basically it, it's much easier for third rates as they say to get max carat rewards even without fronts (that's just the easiest path). Getting high up the ladder is absurdly difficult, possible. But man is it tough.
>>2488743Now we just get the zumas neeting it up
I know umas are strong but can even Urara chan throw me into the sun?
>>2488749Urara not only has uma strength but also retard strength so she could send you to another galaxy easy.
Okay but does LOH give as many rewards as CM
>>2488751Maybe around double? 6000+ carats even if you don't place in the top 96
>>2488749haru urara is my sun
>>2488749Easily
>>2488765The Urara thighjob OC permanently changed how I see her forever, that drawGod has done something to me
>>2488749>making urara sadshame on you
>>2488737>win the opportunity to give cygames more moneysick
>>2488782how else am i supossed to show how much of a pro gamer i am?
>>2488782You don't have to buy the trophy though, you earn it if you place that high.
>Any uma that pretends to be retarded for kicks inevitably attracts actual retards that think they are in good company.
>>2488755>the rich get richer when all the oinker scenarios start droppingwowwww
>>2488787yeah yeah I'm just imagining if we implemented what anon said destiny/lol do.It's like a promotion designed by King Halo>I grant you the opportunity to buy my merch
>Bring a date home>She asks what all those trophies in your room are fromWhat do you respond?
>>2488794What could be more oinker than MANT?
>>2488797>Bring a date home
>>2488797>Oh its uhhh from a video game tournament
>first loh wass rolled the literal day before first non-zodiac cm>second aries is long, cm is mile and loh is medium so no reusingthose 3 weeks of prep are going to be tough
>>2488797How am I supposed to explain THIS to my trainee?
>>2488802Instantly drier than a desert, you failed
>>2488797I already have a few figgies. And I haven't brought a girl to my room in like a decade. It's already Dober...
>>2488806"THIS, King Halo, THIS is what I had you beat all those umas for"
>>2488797>Why yes, I train athletes in my free time and got those trophies by being one of the best trainers globally, why do you ask?
>>2488806If my trainee found the shoe aroma room, i'd just cough up blood and die from shock right there
>>2488801Tbf, for me personally fucking a filthy ningen under the trophies I won with my virtual horsewives sounds like a plan
>>2488812Unironically, what could go wrong with this? It's technically the truth and she would never find out that you are lying
I wanted to draw an event from Palmer's career, and ultimately I decided on her summer camping trip.
>>2488825Aw how sweet
>>2488825KIIIIINOOOOOOOOTHANK YOU DRAWGOD~!
>>2488797I used to be a coach when I was younger. Oh and the horse girl anime figures? yea, I'm just a weirdo...*locks door
>>2488825those bitches gaygood for them, good for them
>>2488797>Oh those trinkets? They’re from having SEX, which Im about to do to YOU right now
>>2488798MANT has been a feast for NEETs. Even the oinkest of paypiggies has to kneel in awe before an aspie with unlimited time.
>>2488825It's too wholesome drawCHAD... my heart kneels
>>2488829>>2488834KEK
>>2488833Helios needs to quit simping over that foid Ruby and realize that Palmer has been lowkirkenuinely there all along.
>>2488825This is so sweet and cute, thank you so much drawGod
>>2488833And you see folks, its comments like this that keep Helios’s PR in the gutter
>>2488825They're talking about what a great Prime Minister Cao Cao is.
>>2488825Cute.Shamelessly requesting a local wizard to turn it into a soundpost with (a fragment of) the following:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EX3tQWswj0
>start going steady with a girl>turns out she really likes umamusume, who knew>follow each other in-game, go out to racecourses, catch BoaNE in theaters together, etc>bring her home one day>she takes one look at my room>"...Anon, where are your LoH trophies?"
>>2488797>Wow, this is your room? It's so cool!
>>2488856kek
>>2488856KEK
>>2488833>>2488842They are both made for torena cock
>>2488856>5 trophies>from the same LoH/v/mapyoi, a fraud...
>>2488825Cute!
>>2488797>Bring home a dateMy father would not appreciate me bringing a man he isn't aware about to the house
>>2488825This is the cutest thing ever
>>2488856KEEEK NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2488863Why are you gay
>>2488856Eeeeeeeeeeeh? You're not in an S-rank club? Maji?!
>>2488856When you say you want to be a “first-rate”, this is what it entails. You still want those 11 plats?
>>2488825HOLY KINOGod I really need to give palmer her bestie....
>>2488856>DAMN, Danchou, you live like this?
>>2488856NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2488825Palmer's strongest soldier delivers another masterpiece
>>2488825WUV YOU DRAWGOD
>>2488849not nearly enough art of comfy umas
I'll be fucking 70 shitting my pants daily and I'll still laugh into a coughing fit whenever I remember /v/mapyoi and not looking good
>>2488854>bring home Umabot from the factory>"Anon, where are your LoH trophies?">I used the life savings I could have used for carats on you instead>spend the rest of the night preparing for the next LoH with herBros, why can't I have this?
>>2488713She tells every guy that
>>2488884You will turn 70 and it will still not be looking good for /v/mapyoi
>>2488886Oh my fucking God
>>2488885Fuark... Didn't one anon marry an uma cosplayer or something? I bet he is doing this the top bastard
>>2488825I can't stop considering her...Cute!
>>2488886This is false Falco propaganda, she only loves her onii-chan and nobody else
>>2488897>I can't stop considering her...Keep your carats safe trainer! The banner is almost over.
I still can't get over the fact that Curren isn't small like Rice or Haru, her height is average!
>>2488904Average uma height is like 5'1. Haru is fucking 4'7.
>>2488900To be fair you need to have a very high IQ to understand Curren Chan
>>2488910People are just short in Japan, man, I meant when compared to others
>>2488856trainers live like this and oguri doesn't see any issue
I hate how superior American hours are, I'm having so much fun and a drawDeity drops a masterpiece on top
>>2488916It's literally peak euro hours though.
I forgot how bad mile B is
>>2488913You know I thought they just made the umas tiny for the moe factor but sure enough the average nip woman is 5'2. No wonder Akebono is depicted as a titan at her absolutely staggeringly huge height of 5'10.
>>2488916Its yurohours though
>>2488917Are you retarded?
Fuck whoever came up with the JBC sprint, I'm getting raped by it trying to get my completionist title for my sprintlet dirtlet wife.
>>2488922First time seeing a "freakishly gigantic" anime girl who can't even come close to scraping 6'?
So who the fuck measures race courses in CHOUS?
>>2488917>>2488923Is it? EUROPE WON!
The DAHBY is going away in just three hoursBwaaaaaaah the DAHBY is going to be gone waaaaaaaaaah
>>24889248 PM is prime time in Europe, brother. Perhaps it's the overlap of burger and yuro hours.
Actually its the hours when euros and yanks overlap
>>2488930Yeah, they won the Eurovision.It's a little hard for them not to, but I SUPPOSE there are a few options to lose to...
>>2488938shut up dotoposter
>>24889303PM in the east coast, Americans are currently in their cages being slaughtered and turned into biodiesel for billionaires. Yuros are living free and enjoying a night of peaceful shitposting after dinner
>>2488938No seamonkey in sight...
>>2488938Thank you doto, you are my greatest ally
>>2488943I'm actually at home posting and thinking about what I want to play today.
>>2488938Open down, Dotoposter
>>2488938OF COURSE, WE ARE STRONGER WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER, HOW COULDN'T I SEE IT? THANK YOU DOTOPOSTER
>>2488938Go away dotoposter
>>2488939>EurovisionYou mean Israelvision?
>>2488946PLAY MANT NOW
>>2488951Is not real got humiliated though
Torenas, I need your help. The Haruten is coming up soon, and I'm trying to tell my trainee that she really needs to lock in, but she won't stop complaining about having depression and skin problems even though I've already given her a few cupcakes. We've only ran seven races in a row. AITA?
>>2488949Hey! This artist said NO REPOSTINGhe actually had a post asking people not to post his stuff even on booru websites, like, the fuck is up with that?
>>2488955japs are silly like that
>>2488944
>>2488951No, I meant Aussievision, obviously.
>>2488949YOU JUST MADE ME USE MY TAURUS FREE TICKETS GUESS THE UMA NOW!
>>2488955They don't like not being credited, possibilities of it being scraped on other sites. Also in order to file a take down claim you have to provide personal information and verification that you own the image, which they really don't like. I don't understand it either really
>>2488963BRIGHT!
>>2488944So that's why there's no teiobros
>>2488954No, you need to wrangle her and just cover her in skin protector, you got it bro
>>2488963SPOOKY VILLAIN
>>2488963SLUT SPE
>>2488963doba
>>2488825
>>2488963VILLAIN!
>>2488963MY FAURKING HERO
>>2488952I'm still coming down from my plat high. I'm still basking in that radiant feeling.
>>2488963/V/MA WON
>>2488963I CURSE YOU WITH TEIO
>>2488955gomenplease don't call the police
>>2488963THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2488979who'd you run?
>>2488399Everyone that has 2* power, speed or stamina or above gets favorited, everything else I can send to the farm without any concerns whatsoever
>>2488963DOKAI DEIO
>>2488963OGURI
>>2488963Wrong Front Runner ;_;
>>2488825I gotta say, I can't stop looking at the eyes, you always make them look amazing, every time you post a piece I zoom in the eyes to see the kind of detail you put. It's like staring at a carefully crafted gemstone, good fucking shit man
>>2488989HARIKITTE IKOU
>>2488989THE PITS OF THE FRANCHISE!!!
>>2488989Marked
>>2488964>create thing>post it online>freak out when it's posted onlineTruly a problem with no solution.
>>2488989FREE PAIZURIS
>>2488989>2* kitasan
>>2488989>not newit's over
BEHOLD MY LUCK
>>2489000ANON YOU'LL BRICK YOUR ACCOUNT
>>2489000TICKEZO
>>2488984I've probably posted about it a bit too much already, I just get way too excitable getting big wins.
>>2488999(checked)I won't complain.
>>2489004Do you not win a lot?
>>2489004Very nice. My squad got murdered but I'm glad at least some oshiGODs managed to go all the way.
>>2489004big respects neighai remember matching with you once during capricorn
>>2489004Read your stories neigha
>Finally managed to get from mile B to S in the two inspirations>senior summer was trash because no rainbows and no energy/charms so I had to sacrifice wit for speed>Both Kitasan and NTR failed to finish their chains with one event left each>hints were trashWe were close to greatness
I want to oshi game next CM and run Front Maya with Smaru, it's worth putting NSM on her right? Especially since Smaru will likely be in the lead to help her proc it?I promise I liked Maru before I knew what a beast she'd become.
>>24890093/13 isn't the best record, so I take what I can get. Miles in particular always kill me, I have a bad record with those.>>2489012I remember matching with someone here in a CM a long time ago too, I remember losing in the random round but it was cool. I'd much rather lose to someone from here than some random.
>>2488955A lot of artists basically don't want their work being mirrored on art aggregator sites or having it reposted on social media (or worse, being posted on the same exact platform by someone else but without credit), in part because it takes potential engagement and growth away from their actual accounts. It can be kinda difficult as-is to cultivate an audience on social media, and for some of them, their art actually is their livelihood to some extent.Personally, as an aspiring artist, the idea of some fuckwad taking something that someone else made and posting it on reddit or something for cheap upvotes is what gets me the most. I guarantee you that most people probably aren't thinking or talking about anonymous imageboards when they say not to repost their stuff, though.
>>2489023if you can afford it sure, you'll need to gamble to win anyways
Do i have a respectable record with 5 wins?
>>24890007 sparks of bad luck upon ye if you didn't really pull
>>2489037Yes, seeing how I have zero
>>2487739>>2487755Okay I'm back and revitalized!Now let's talk oonigers, a few questions for anyone and everyone, front trainer or not but I'd like to hear from bothIn your experience, how strong do you think ooniger front teams are? Do you feel that they're better than regular front teams without an ooniger?For those who run Oonigers, how do you build them? What types of stats do you prioritize? Do you stack a bunch of debuffs on them? The only time I ran Suzuka as an oonige was during one of the Unity CMs. I actually built her as an ace, so she wouldn't gas and would actually win races and she was surprisingly good. But I know that for MANT CMs that's not really possible, so she's just a support front-buffer so I was just wondering how you guys build around it, or those who run into her, do you think she's a meme or is she a thorn in your side? And for those who run Oonige teams, how do you build your fronts to capitalize off it?
>>2489037only if they were soulful wins
>>2489037This was also my 5th plat and I consider myself on the lower end of second rate.
>>2489040I got ulala
>>2489049I've gotten the feeling that an oonige helps pace as well as front teams. Can anyone confirm?
>>2489049As a backline team, in the previous CM, if I saw 2 fronts and a big nig, I knew that my win very unlikely because it was going to be the Front show, while I could and did regularly beat non-runaway Front teams. There was no reason not to stack debuffs on them since they weren't going to win anyway and you wanted them to get overtaken by your real aces anyway, which also means that you only care about capping wit so your skills fire as well as making sure you can win the races to unlock the runaway event.Keep in mind whether runaways cuck fronts of A&S or chariot them ahead depends on track distance, this upcoming CM is much more likely that you fail to overtake in time.>>2489060Helps is a relative term, because it gives them a better shot relative to the ends and lates, but it boosts fronts even more.
>>2489060I've seen ooniggers being used to kill fronts with some success, but I have no idea how to make them do it and why it works.
>>2489000BEHOLD! MY LUCK!
>1100+ speed at end of career>1* speed spark
>>2489064>depends on track distance, this upcoming CM is much more likely that you fail to overtake in time.Ah that makes sense. I believe the time where I ran oonige as an actual ace was in a similar Mile Cm and in fact, other fronts did not catch up to her if you built her to win. But since it can only be trained in Unity, no way are you making an ace oonige for CM14. I'm probably just better off running a third front or a pace, or an end closer as my third. Would still like to hear more from any oonige fans out there. Like I remember hearing someone had to remake their oonige because it had too much stamina or something so it wasnt gassing fast enough. I find those dynamics interesting
Umapyoi Densetsu is still one of the best uma songs to this day and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Few newma songs hold a candle to it.
>>2489086It's a great song and if you put it on the jukebox I WILL umazing you
>>2489049oonige is a legit strat, i think it was during Virgo where it was first used and had mixed results because you needed really good stats on top of your regular front setup so you really had to keep rolling for that GW, 1200 speed 600 stam 1000 pow 1000+ wit statline with good skillsthen Scorpio came around and oonige really showed it's true power, with a longer track the position keep was further away thus allowing the oonige to create much more distance without going into unreasonable amount of stamina once again the counter to this strat was bringing your own so they would battle for position and die.basically oonige shine where the track is long enough to create distance but not long enough to push them into 1200+ stam, tokyo 2000 was perfect for this.right now they're only useful as boosters for fronts or if you make a really good one they can also block angling which doesn't really seem that useful.GL is where we will first encounter 2 ooniges in the same team fighting for position, depending on the stat/skill inflation it may be possible for a double runaway team to be viable
>>2489071>2 neichasLucky bastard
Cheeky tenners aren't realGREEDY tenners are
I still can't believe I ran into the only metafat that ran a Runaway Suzuka from Aoharu, I lost by a neck and got rushed (no Dober ult) I was SO close. Can you guys help me cope a bit? 2nd in Group A by a neck has to be like... Top 5% torena right?
>>2489091>check Jukebox>MEJIRO MEJIRO>McQueen put it onDoes she really have to?
>>2489114Listen, if you had your own Anthem you would be blasting it 24/7 as well
>Go into pubs to test umas>win against badly built umas>get raped by competent build onesThe cycle starts anew
>>2489049My only two plats were both won with runaway suzuka on my team. I think that Oonigers are pretty strong as a supporting role. All they really need is high wit, TTL, and groundwork, which makes them easier to build than most umas.I suspect soon that double oonige will become a common-ish sight. All you need is a couple gold recoveries and a lot of midrace skills and they become uncatchable.>>2489060I used a runaway as a blocker and NSM activator on my pace and it worked really well. That's really track dependent, though, and I doubt it would work nowadays given how much fronts have evolved.Don't know how much it helps pacers otherwise.
>>2489086>one ofIt is the best uma song, period. I found a lot of good stuff since I started playing the game and especially in jiggie rooms, but Umapyoi is still the uncontested best.>>2489113Finals are always pure luck. I need to say this to convince myself because getting to every A final so far and winning only a few is starting to get to me.
>>2489080>I remember hearing someone had to remake their oonige because it had too much stamina or something so it wasnt gassing fast enough.that was me, i threw in my Scorpio Suzuka for round 2 after seeing other people here running a front booster sorry danchousometimes she really just refused to die and if she ever activated her unique it denied angling for other fronts, i wish i had a hard number but i'd say it happened 40 to 50% of racesright one is the one i replaced her with for finals
>>2489113Group A finals alone is like top 10% or so, iirc, and you've done your job as a trainer if you get there. Winning the finals is purely down to luck, sometimes you're the 70% round 2 guy who jobs, and sometimes you're the 20% round 2 guy who clutches it. If you want to know if you were robbed or not, you can always upload the replay to Hakura since it does give predicted win odds based on all it's data. Was interesting to see that I was the favorite despite the fronts and UG monster
>>2489113If it makes you feel any better I also lost A finals because of Dober getting rushed. I was up against two teams who both had Maru/V Bourbon/Dominator and the only girl I had in 6th was Dober. As soon as I saw her get rushed I just gave up all hope.
>>2489124Also holy fuck, those fronts in pubs are no joke, If this is how A matchs are gonna be I'm fucked when the actual cm arrives
>>2489113Before every finals I tell myself that losing is almost inevitable and that I should take it as an opportunity to work on taking defeat with dignity and without feeling regret.
>>2489136How do I upload that? There is still 2h left right? I want to save as much info before the replay deletes
>>2489140Everytime I run Dober it doesn't matter how strong she is during the 80 preliminary matches. Bitch chokes hard in the finals, run her at least 4 times now and probably gonna do it again soon for the next next one
>>2489136How do you upload the replay?
So, is there no acceleration that works for Pace Chasers in CM15? Does Speed Star work? Should you grab a gold recovery? In 12 you didn't need to but how does the extra +200 meters affect stamina consumption?
>>2489145I'm probably using her in CM15 and I already know it'll happen to us again.
>>2489141Are the front teams running ooniges or notAre they doing 3 fronts, or two front one end closer? Two fronts one pace? What are you seeing. V. Bourbon, S. Maru, Seiun, that it, what else?
>>2489113I lost Aries to triple late starts and Taurus because debuffers and triple front rooms.
>>2488943>Yuros are living freeI can believe you guys are peacefully enjoying dinners, but c'mon now, you ARE the carbon your government is trying to reduce.
>>2489145>ult works if you don't get rushed>get rushedEvery fucking time
>>2489141Right now it's the sweatiest of whales, I went 1-9 in ten room matches like a week and a half before taurus started with my team, and I had a comfortable 65ish %WR with real CM.>>2489143>>2489147You install the addon, then you just watch the race and it'll get saved to your folder, then you can upload to the site easily.https://github.com/ayaliz/horseACT#installationhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata
>>2489149It's alright, each time I run her and we job I feel I learn a little bit more
>>2489113Finals are always a crapshoot
>>2489150And those EC being run with the fronts aren't debuffers but real aces, either gutsmaxxed Oguri or Taishin
>>2489156I don't want my account banned thanks though
>>2489145It's been the complete opposite for me, anytime I make a dober she tends to outshine my team to a ridiculous degree
>>2489160I find it's far more humiliating to lose to an S rank uma than a whale in finals. That happened to me recently. S rank Mayano Top Gun beat my 80% win rate team
>>2489150I've seen double front(VBobo, Smaru)+ Taishin, Triple front with the two + seiun and double front + Ooniger, but almost all umas are at least SS speed , 550-ish stam and S to SS power,guts and wit.
>>2489156Does it actually mess with internal files? It sounds risky
>>2489156That's too much effort
>>2489162>End end endFucking hell. I know people say that the data for this is skewed due to whales but no, end closers are a pain right now. I think it's nice that there's at least two classes rather than just one being absurdly strong, but you feel sorry for pace and late. They can make it work, but seems way less consistent. I'm tempted to run a pace myself. What's Front Front Pace looking like?
>>2489150VBourbon>Smaru>Falco>Seiun>Front Condor>everyonebest strat is front,front,end then front, end, end and finaly triple fronts
>>2489054imo someone with 5 plats can reasonably be considered first rate
>>2489178What do you think about Front Taiki
>>2489174Technically, but no one has ever reported an issue with it despite it being used forever for translating JP to English, nor when they sent the threatening messages to the Sweepy users.>>2489177https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=strategyData is freely available to the public, you can go digging yourself.
>>2489177>Endx3 requires Taishin and 2 specific Gold Skills>Fronts require the usual pain and misery to buildI am sooo fucked... I don't know what to do
>>2489054But there are lots of people that don't have plats at all and some of them might be considered second rate. 5 plats out of 13 is really not that bad at all when some guys can't even get one. We live in a bubble here but outside of our hyperbolic time chamber, many people are clueless, most are I would argue. Would that make them fourth-rate?
>taishin this>taishin thatYet she hasn't won the stakes a single time.
>>2489178>front, end, endI find it interesting how solo front would be good in that case. Are they banking on seeing other front runners? Or they have insurance with two strong ends in case they dont see fronts?
>>2489187NTA but taiki is good
>>2489193Keep up that energy when she wins, it's her time
>>2489187it's alright, i always try to bring atleast one uma that i like into each CM instead of full metafagging, a lot of this data is skewed anyways goldship was very popular and very dominant in public rooms while i didn't really find a lot of them during CM
>>2489193It's almost like 2 new cards with useful golds for Ends just came out and the next track works with Straightaway Spurt so having the gold version is kinda good
>>248919318 rooms are very unfriendly to backliners and with how tight the current track is, I don't see that changing. Hell, the 18 room I did see her win, it was a late Taishin instead of an end one.
Stop using numbers when referring to CMs please, I have no idea which number is what CM. And no I will neither look it up nor memorize it in some other fashion.
>>2489191I know everyone says you're bricked if you don't have Mr CB so you can borrow Bamboo MemoryBUTI think it's also perfectly manageable just to cope with one, Mr. CB, and then stack on more mid-race to make up for it. Even a F2Pshi/taishin/tamamo etc can make due that way. It would probably be way easier than building a front if you're not used to it. >oooh but it's not worth it you're bricked without Mr. CBCounterpoint: The ones who are bricked are those who don't run end closers, and an end closer at half its potential still buts the shit out of late surgers, pace, and even sometimes front if built strongly. You dont NEED both those golds/cards to do well as an end closer, but you should borrow one. food for thought. Feel free to call me a retard in the comments
>>2489208You have to use numbers now. If you google Uma Gemini you get a bunch of worthless posts from months ago.
>>2489037>>2489054Guys shut the fuck up, I have 1 plat and feel lower than a subhuman, you guys don't know how good you have it
>>2489208Better get used to it now, because once the constellation series ends we'll be stuck with SPRINT/MILE/CLASSIC/LONG/DIRT until EoS.
>>248920812 zodiac signs, just finished the first batch.We're starting over so CM13 was Taurus 2, the upcoming Gemini 2 is CM14, and so on
>>2489196Single front means no lucky pace which is good for your ends. If it's a front heavy lobby your front can contest the other ones and still score a win if the gap between fronts and backliners is too big to overcome.
>>2489212I'm a platlet, don't beat yourself up too much anon
>>2489216>Preventing Lucky PaceAh, that's a good point. I lost a few as a backline team due to Xoguri's nabbing that spot for free. It's really problematic if you let them have that contested.I've had 80% win ratios with single front teams, but I got burned in the finals and am still pissed about it. You need your backliners to actually be good for it to work. Rely too much on the front and you're screwed
>>2489220>if you let them have that contested.**uncontested
>>2489192The dude that hasn't even made it to A round 2, or more realistically open players that can't make it to finals.
Would I be retarded to use this deck? Or would I be better off borrowing Falcon for guaranteed GW and PP? Not pulling for FineMo and missing Wit Bobo has crippled me...
>>2489216Could jobber front G turf Urara help end closers?
>>2489220>You need your backliners to actually be good for it to workThat applies to your front as well of course. Otherwise you lose in front heavy rooms regardless. One can assume if you are this deep in discussing strats you're not going to half-ass your team.
>>2489209You really really don't need bamboo, sure. It's an excellent skill but you can cope with the white version fine
>>2489227Uhh, I'd use any 5RB MLB SR over that FineMo, but otherwise looks fine
This CM is fucking horrible, I don't know what to run, I don't have enough time to prepare and I don't have all the resources to make either of the strong compositions good enough
>>2489227This looks good but I wouldn't use a weak finemo like that. Use another wit card
>>2489227FM is a brick.
>>2489228Why a G turf Urara though? Might as well use an actual Front.
>>2489239>I don't have enough time to prepareYes you do
>>2489239I made everything from parents to aces for the previous CM in 4 days, gambare anon!
>>2489234>>2489240>>2489241Yeah looking at it I'd be way better off with Daiwa wit. Thanks!
Trying to find a way to fit a 5 race bonus support in the borrow slot is like trying to find the G-spot in my ass.
>>2489243People are finishing their teams and I still don't have parents>>2489246Thank you this actually encourages me a lot. I still don't know what to run though I can't make Fronts nor Ends as strong as they need to
You don't actually need 50 RB, 45 or even 40 can still give you great aces.
After testing like 20 pubs, I either get second place or I get absolutely destroyed, no inbetween, so I'm thinking its gonna be group B for me this cm
>>2488990Such a heart-warming comment. Thank you!
>>2489261This is a fucking lie. I did 45 RB out of curiosity and the amount of stats and SP you lose is immediately noticeable.
>>2489263Pubs are unironically harder than A finals
>>2489178Does Daiwa not rank in this list at all?>Lack the 2 best FrontsFuuuuuck
>>2488938Wuv you Doto
>>2489265The reduced SP does suck but the stat difference is not that big, you can make it up by just getting one or two more good training turns. I will say though I tried it with a milelet so the difference was less pronounced than it would be in a normal run.
doto (real) status?
>>2489231>One can assume if you are this deep in discussing strats you're not going to half-ass your team.Quite the opposite for me. I’m deep in strategy just to make it easier for me to half ass my team, work smart and all that. When mixing strategy, laziness, and low-tier umas you wind up with a stew of inadequacies that would make most first rates cringe. If I win more than half the time for a fraction of the effort that’s good enough for me
>>2489273Anon...
>>2489263If you want to know how insane it is there, I saw a guy with a Turf A Mile S UG Urara and he beat my ass. He also had two full hesitant debuffers.
I don't know when Yeppers will release but please do consider her.
>>2489275doto is doing well right?
How much money would you need to have to consider whaling? I just dont see how anyone can justify it
>>2489277i will consideralso consider jongyMajsoul Friends Room 99128(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=99128
>>2489274In that case you're best bet is probably either two decent ends and one half assed front or three ends and pray you can still beat the lucky pacers or a hevy front lobby somehow.
So, has anyone used the race generator in the OP yet?Also, are we doing an OP race?
>>2489277She’s not too far away, like a couple months I think. Jam packed between a bunch of strong card banners no doubt
>>2489280I can't justify it and I spent hundreds on Teio figures recently.
>>2489280Whale decks are 4-5 digits depending on how prudent you are with carats, how strong you want your deck to be and how lucky you are.
>>2489277I shan't be pulling for a yepper, but good luck on your propaganda.
>>2489282Hey hey I may be lazy but I have consistently done well with fronts. Three fronts for me I got the parents all ready and everything. It’s not that hard really, I find it quite cozy. Not really bothering with gutsmaxing (yet). If my tests go bad I might reconsider
>>2489264Np! thanks for what you do man
>>2489281Sorry but I'm playing ranked.
>>2489277Noppers!
>>2489278Anon I....
Were they aware of the sensation it would become?https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/721616571/#q721645880https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/719223740/#q719223963
>>2489293>Not really bothering with gutsmaxing (yet).Gutsmaxing is a meme imho. It's just Taishinkek cope that has been stewing for thirteen CMs now.
We’re all pulling for doto
>>2489269i wouldn't really say she's useless but her kit doesn't really have useful skills and her unique might trigger too early, definitely good as a filler on a double or triple front team if you put in the effort but its an uphill battle compared to someone like Vbourbon
>>2489302>Taikek cope you’ll see…YOU’LL ALL SEE!
>>2489302I think Gutsmaxxing is legitimate but also hard and you shouldn't force it if you really can't make it work. But at the end of the day, it's more of an additional safety net, you can still lose no matter how high your stats are or how good your skills are.
The last thing a Taishinkek sees before a sub 500 guts Golshi steals another win.
>>2489301>mfw I made that Palmer post
>>2489263Why do you guys base your experience of whale only pubs with two weeks to go, roght now in pubs you'll only see God tier whale umas. The actual cm like usual will be exponentially easy
>>2489311oh end closers and their busted cards. I bet it was a whale de—>borrowed sweep tosho, no spurt for some reason>mile A>700 wit>bought the vision gold>Narita Brian freebie>useless inherits
>>2489310NTA but I will say that my end closer lost a lot of duels in Taurus II. One of those runs where stats went everywhere else but guts, which normally wouldnt matter but sub-450 guts caused her to lose a visible amount of duels in the finap stretch. Had like 1,000+ stamina and great skills pretty much maxed power and wit, medium S, but lost the damn duels. For an end closer I think it will be good to have
>>2489312Damn you've survived for a long time. Honestly looking at those threads is such a time capsule (and we were already being persecuted kek), I can't believe I've been with you guys so long already
Lookin forward to the taishin denier melty, it's fucking cathartic that we are rewarded now
>>2489301HOLY SHIT
>>2489320Since it's a mile, there's at least some merit to not ignoring guts. I mean people were hitting 1200/900/1100 with at least 1000 wit last CM. You can move some of that stamina into guts without much issue.
>>2489265Condor Paizuri ultimately won the plat since Ama missed MPB chrck, but Ama had a higher WR throughout the CM. I also made a few SS's but they didn't give med S. 45+ is definitely enough for plat with good skills
>>2489327This time it's real i swear! Could i interest you in some Dragon's Dogma 2 DLC?
Why does so much of /v/ma still suck COCK at the game...
>>2489327One year later and the potential is about to be unleashed on to the sheeple. How does it feel to be unshackled after so long Taichads? Potential energy reserves must be near maximum capacity… I’m just in awe of you
>>24892813/4 jong
>>2489338There are no rice shower trainers that are good at the game, FACT
>>2489338I can't speak for the rest of the thread, but I am an idiot sandwich.
>>2489327the fattest /NTUG/ will be posted in the Gemini stakes and it will get 100 replies
>>2489338Half the people in this thread don't know how to play the game well, not an insult to them but it's just a fact. There's a lot of shitters here and that's why it's important to help them grow
>>2489348some links to ease the paintailingz.net
Golshi-Mane or Taishin-Born?
>>2489355KEK, considered (although jlingz cannot leave a /mug/ shitpost
>Who wants to hype up Taishin's potential again?>Who wants to actually bring Taishin to the stakes?Hmm...
>>2489348I honestly expect another front win. They don't have to worry about getting blocked, the track is very tight. It sucks because I do love Taishin. I think I've grown too attached to her to an unhealthy degree, even if I know it's just bantz at the end of the day.
>>2489363You say that like it's easy to enter
>>2489359Gocci Mane
>>2489367Upgrade your firmware clanker
Where are these "victory steaks?" I'm hungry
>>2489327it's nice that you're optimistic but the stakes setup is so inherently anti-backliner that it's going to take a fucking miracle for the umalet to actually snag two wins
>No Speed weights the whole run>Only Megaphones and cupcakes the entire timeThis is the worst run luck I've ever seen.
>>2489374
>>2489338A lot of people here have weak decks, knowledge and don't have the dedication to grind. There are some truly exceptional trainers here though, we can learn from them
>>2489359Tiashin-born, but I still like Golshi, like unironically
Last image slot claimed for Machan!
>>2489338I don't even play this game I'm just here for pictures of my oshi
>>2489389Glorious. Best part is that I can't tell if it was intentional or not, and both ways sound equally funny.
So, are we doing an OP race to decide the next OP, or do we have an uma in mind today?
>>2489397Lemme check if there are any birthdays.
>>2489392Mutated beast
>>2489397I'd wait for a bit no? we waited like 4h last time before stakes
>>2489401Neo-universe, on 21st of may, which is today in Japan
>>2489403I'm just asking so I know if to prepare or not.>>2489401We don't really have the thread cadence to keep up with all of the birthdays, but alright...
>>2489403That was edging to time up with CM finals, doesn't really accomplish much today
>>2489403That was a special occasion. But I will go touch grass
>>2489403We also did that since we knew how host we'd chew through a stakes thread. Seemed like the polite thing to do to our local meido.
>>2489410Is the meido polite because so are we? or is he polite because they want us trapped here outside of our true home?
They're already getting to drawing what the double fatty inheritor should look like.https://files.catbox.moe/ryehv2.jpg
>>2489421Too refined.
>200 pointsgoodbye cruel world
>>2489392Don't worry Rice, you are still as adorable as ever.
>>2489420You can't blame the meidos here for actually doing the jobs they are getting so handsomely paid for.
>>2489421>The Fat of Obesity Calls
>>2489421You could put the fusion earrings on her horse ears.
>>2489421Honestly, the wildest part about the whole thing is that an Oguri spawn is doing well since all of his other kids were jobbers
>>2489265my first SS was made with a 45rb deck
>>2489421She should have a bigger belly
>>2489428Does the guy in charge just watch us when we near the image limit and then archives it or does one of us report the thread to inform him that we moved unto a new one, because sometimes threads get archives really, really fucking fast
>>2489421>the double fatty inheritorwhomst
gg jongersi got choked the fuck out
>>2489439gg
>>2489437I honestly believe the meido is one of the newfags who was keeping an eye on the thread because watching us is solid 1/3 of the board's activity and then got interested in the game because despite the doomposting, people are clearly having fun with it
>>2489438Descendant of Mejiro McQueen and Oguri Cap called Oguri McQueen.https://x.com/keiba_info_club/status/2056861204014903557
>>2489392who took my donkey's ears?!
>>2489437I personally find the theory that we have one random mod lurking very funny
>>2489442>1/3 of the board's activityI honestly think it's more, which is sad because this board is comfy
mant = nigger
>>2489446It's funny because this was a schizo theory for months on /v/
>>2489409I will also go touch GrASS tonight
>/vm/ mod lurking>aww, so sweet!>/v/ mod lurking>hello, human resources?
>>2489452Do you guys think it was ever true? the Stakes threads WERE untouched until order 66 was activated
The meido's favorite uma? Mayano Top Gun
>>2489457Look threads get deleted while we were using them, that's not cool
>>2489458There was definitely at least one janny that posted in these threads occasionally.
>>2489451back to the retirement home danchou, the mantchads are having a discussion
>>2489458Pre-Order 66 i can kinda believe it, I remember that all schizos got instakilled. I remember we had a friendly janny (the one guy who instructed what to say to the mods in IRC) at one point.
>>2489461AIEEE COPIIIII!
>>2489463Yeah, i remember one time during the stakes scatjeet was having a meltdown and then he got insta nuked. And someone posted how the thread had delete requests but it was gonna be okay. I can't be the only guy that remember that
>>2489474>the thread had delete requests but it was gonna be okayYES YES YESI REMEMBER THISWas he not powerful enough to protect us from you know who?
>>2489474What do schizos do when they can't play ball? Like are the umautist guy and his buttbuddy janny still lurking the catalog for 18 hours a day?
>>2489437It's the new /v/agabond member. The consistent archiving began happening around the same time he reached out to join a club.
>>2489478Probably not but that's okay. We sent out a successful expedition yesterday and managed to get some word out, that's good for me.
>>2489483>Like are the umautist guy and his buttbuddy janny still lurking the catalog for 18 hours a day?Yep. Sometimes he still replies in <1 minute to new uma threads.
>>2489483That guy moved on to FFXIV threads. Same modus operandi
>>2489483Umautist ban gachafaggots guy switched targets to /v/aca and xi/v/
>>2489487I know there are some drawfags and regulars that we'll never get back and it's so sad...
>>2489483He's in XIV threads now and on claude
>>2489483I've seen schizos with grudges that last over a decade. They probably found another boogyman or twelve in the meantime. In the mind of the schizo literally everything they dislike is connected so it's easy to continue any given crusade.
>>2489497>drawfagsWe literally got everyone that frequently posted here so>regularsThat's on them at this point, yeah id love to race argostars danchou or the falcobro again, but by now I think they made their decision
>>2489504>everyoneNot everyone, a couple or so missing at least from my personal archive>argostars danchouWait he really didn't come here? I was sure he would
>>2489434My favrioute one has to be Aiko-san, who is mostly known for loving to sleep and being called Oguri Naphttps://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1656221929832087553/photo/2
>>2489434Isn't that one a bit far removed?Also any notable Operaspawn, since that ones situation was quite similar if I recall, i.e. a phenomenal horse but terrible pedigree
>>2489513Oguri Nap, as in sleep
>>2489434>OgurispawnI genuinely think that if all of Oguri's children received special therapy like Oguri, we'd have more Ogurispawn winners.
Medium jig with a mystery uma!https://jiggie.fun/8dmMqr
>>2489443Can he run on turf too?
How come Opera barely got any bitches after retirement but Tachyon was drowning in pussy?
>>2489531No one wants to fuck Opera
>>2489531Opera O's owner was a newfag to owning horses, he was abrasive to other stables and burned bridges and screwed himself out of having some of the more primo mares.
>>2489531>JOBpera OTypical beemapyoicel behavior, cant get no beehitches
>>2489531Opera was a poorfag and cried during sex (not kidding)
>>2489483I mean he still comes here to cause trouble particularly on the stakes days with blatant falseflagsFor the most part they stay policing /v/, maybe trolling on /vg/ too.
>>2489538>Will have to take breaks to calm Opera down during nightly lovemaking sessionsImagine...
>>2489538So Dramatic
>>2489541>Toreina-sam, you really thought I was finished? Oh ho ho h- OOOHH!
>>2489541>>2489547IT'S NOT FAIR! WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL?
EETSA TOREINING TIME!
I'm not falling for operaganda
>>2489540>I mean he still comes here to cause trouble particularly on the stakes days with blatant falseflagsHe does? I haven't noticed anything out of the usual umaposting.
>>2489558Think he means thr melties
Bake a new snack
>>2489557I mean, who else are you getting with your daily legend races? You already grinded for Teio, the only reasonable choice
>>2489562Are we going to do a Neo Universe thread or an OP race?
>>2489563HOWDY HOWDY!
>>2489558Yesterday it was the same shitstirring he did the past few stakes>/uma/ won the stakes what the fuck??(/uma/ did not win the stakes)>Oh then it was those Oy Neigh faggots??>(nope!)>okay will I will pretend they won anyway for about six hours>*gets ignored, then leaves out of boredom*As a nooticer trust me it had all his trademarks. What you need to understand about scatjeet is that he actually plays the game but is an extreme third rate. Part of his grudge comes from 1. Being annoyed that everyone told him to fuck off for spamming shitty AI art and2. Being pissy because he asked for advice, didnt like the advice he got and started lashing out at peopleHe plays the game, but he holds a grudge over those things. I dont see him shitposting here often but he does make a lazy attempt on stakes days to try and stir up some kind of artificial war between /v/ma and /uma/
>>2489564Im down for either since neo is a newma
>>2489568Anon, she comes out this year...
Schizo talk is the lowest form of conversation
>>2489567Yeah for me I don't really care about tribalism, i don't like /uma/ and don't go there. Few times I was there it was a shithole. If they don't care about us and we don't care about them it's the perfect state for me.
>>2489572>For You talk>Metaposting>Jong>Schizotalk>Dayposting>Sopranosposting>NostalgiafaggingAm I missing any lowest form of conversation?
BAKE A NEW BREADTHE QVEEN HUNGERS
>>2487524I'm going to drudge this up again: Airsoft guns in Japan are rated for anything up to 320fps/97m/s(assuming standard 0.2 gram BBs,) and can only be handled by adults. Anything higher and it's considered a real weapon and illegal to use. (The Japanese do allow 0.135 joule weapons for those between the ages of 10-17, but you cannot legally buy them if under age, and that's 120fps/36m/s, making them woefully underpowered airsoft guns.)In the rest of the world, the average airsoft gun is anywhere between 340fps/103m/s and 400fps/120m/s.
>>2489577My queen... the silos are out of grain.
>>2489567How many times has Oy Neigh won the stakes?
Chronoposting is the highest form of conversion.
>>2489582individual wins or tiebreakers? they have a good amount of wins since the very early ones
>>2489576This post was clearly made by a jigger
>>2489582No one keeps track anon, it's not like an individual anon sweeping usually people just bring the same character
>>2489573He has been trying this shtick for over half a year now>shitposts about /uma/ on /v/>goes to /uma/, “/v/ma is making fun of us again”>/uma/ and /v/ma: fuck off retard no one caresIt gets him (You)s sometimes so I guess that’s enough if it never amounts to anything. If that doesnt work, he tries to stir up drama with clubs which also goes nowhere because club banter is baked in to our regular routines, nobody is phased about it and actually enjoys shitflinging. He’s mostly been staying on /v/, but he’s really latched on to the re/vg/ees TOOK ERR STAKES angle to some mild success. Make sure to just ignore him if you see any of that even if you dont like /uma/, just dont feed into it. They dont care about us, we dont care about them, they’re free to participate so long as they dont make a stink. But the schizo likes to play off that tribalism so be kind to your neighbors
>>2489568 >>2489397 >>2486681Alright well, B+ or below, please. Bring as many as you want.32972850T 18.33町 (Medium) 札幌 (Sapporo) Right / NoneMood Bad; Season Spring:Cloudy Firm
>>2489597Can we please stop making these B, who the fuck still have B Umas this late
>>2489604>who the fuck still have B umas this latePeople who don't acquire A umas, like me. I can start randomizing the ranks if you'd like though.Is it really that difficult for you to accidentally flub a career and end up with a B? Or do you just glue every bad run?
>>2489604bro its a >fun race
>>2489604It's a chance for our newer players to participate in something, and I still have a few saved for nostalgia
>>2489597Don't worry my F mcqueen to the rescue!!!!
>>2489604Shut up BITCH
>>2489612You say newer players but it's all the same players joining
>>2489616Im a born again newma
>>2489616I wish new players would join, but it's not like we can force them to have >fun
>>2489604NTA but I don't have any either lol, my lowest is A rank. Everyone else got genocided
should I race a lot in MANT????I once read an anon saying that top tiers do like 40 races and I'm doing nowhere near that number, why is that? I feel like winning races doesnt even give that many stats
>>2489616>You say newer players but it's all the same players joiningHow do you do, fellow novices?
>>2489607First rate flubs are A+ at the lowest generally speaking, but more like S
>>2489628I run an average of 38 races
>>2489628Aim for 33-38 racesIf you’re not running mile races it will be lower. Milelets suffer. 40+ is for freaks and whales or extreme high rolls. The important thing about races is more items but also more SP for more skills which is everything. Just follow one of those preset schedules, hopefully someone posts one. Need to do a specific set of races to get stat boosts from the epitaphs, but it’s dependent on your trainees distance aptitudes
>>2489641I was going to post the image but the catbox extension is being fucky on my end.
>>2489628It's not so much that racing itself gives you a lot of stats, but rather, racing gives you epithets and shop money, which are what give you the bulk of the stats (either directly or indirectly). The schedules on which turns at minimum you're expected to race are mostly set in stone, and you mainly deviate if there's a sufficient tasty training on what is normally a race day.https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/You can use one of the presets in this planner to see what a typical schedule for an uma with certain aptitude spreads would look like, or play around with it to see how adding or removing given races changes things.
>>2489628>I feel like winning races doesnt even give that many statsWinning itself isn't a lot of stats, but once you convert the 100 coins to stats (either directly via scrolls or indirectly via anklets / megaphones / energy) it adds up to a lot.
First rates average SS+ umas that have 37-40+ racesSecond rates average SS umas that have between 31-36 racesThird rates have less than 30 races
>>2489628You get quite a lot of stats assuming you get lucky with shop items. Then you get a fuckton of skill points on top for free.
>>2489628it's a bit jarring going from URA/Unity to MANT but you absolutely should race, it gives you points, rivals give you skill hints and ephitets give you even more stats they may seem low but it adds up, for starters you should race most G1s available to you
>>2489616You made me curious so I decided to count them. With the current numbers, including the new OP race(sorry whoever joins later,) we've got>12x one-timers>2x two-timers>3x three-timers
>>2489648>First rates average SS+**Whales
>>2489604>who the fuck still have B Umas this lateMe.t. SSlet
>>2489660You got two SSRs?
14/16 so far! Will start in either 15 minutes or when the slots are full.
Deliver me from the lack of images.....
YOU BASTARD, WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE RACE!?
>>2489597damn, too late
>>2489671I entered with an A on accident, my bad
And congratulations Super Creek from a der/v/ player for winning the OP race!>>2489673All is forgiven.
>late startAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>2489604I started playing the 4th of this month I have never produced any uma B+ or higher, I still couldnt join the room though, got there too late lol (FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
>late start
Makween.....
That was pretty funny
fuck i have an image i want to post but i guess i'll wait
Why do you punish Makween like this?
>>2489677There will be more of these!
>>2489689NO FAT BITCHES
>>2489658>third rate cope
>>2489689For stupid ass mcqueen blanco spooking me on my latest cheeky tenner, she will pay for the crimes of the mejiros.
>>2489692Can't you do it with Oguri instead?
To the Super Creek racer, if you can't or don't want to, don't worry, I'll do it in 11.>>2489677We'll have more, don't worry. I'm kind of TRYING to make it a tradition for when we don't have any particular umas to stick on the OP.>>2489692Next OP race shall be a F rank race, just to spite you.
>>2489697She's like a guardian spirit here to remind you why cheeky tenners are a bad idea. It happened to me too.
>>2489701Today I just glued my E and F rank umas since my stable was full AAAIIEEE
>>2489701>spoilerthat would be pretty funny
>>2489696Listen just because I wasted my carats on impulse rolling trainees instead of MLB’ing NTR doesnt mean Im third rate! 7 plats come on thats gotta be above second rate! Only two SS+ umas doe
>>2489701There was at least one under another host a couple of days ago
>>2489701>16 mcqueens
>>2489701I'm off to bed so please bake
>>2489704>cheeky tenners are a bad ideaBUT I WANT EVERYONESatono_Melty.gif
>>2489714Are you talking about the Hopeless Stakes? Because that decided the Oguri queen.I missed it if it was another and now I feel bad because I would've participated had I known of its existence.
>>2489724That was me, I hosted a random OP race at A rank to divert from some end-of-thread shitflinging. Taiki Shuttle won.
BAKE THE NEW SNACK
I regret absolutely nothing for this OP image. >>2489740>>2489731Ahh, damn. Well, I'm sorry I missed it then!
>>2489722Use THAT
Guys, did I fuck up the OP and that's why you aren't going to the new thread?
>>2489747Yeah your op sux
>>2489748:( Well, I can delete it and retry. Got a recommended image?
