>Gemini CM IS ON NOW, Round 2 tonightRace Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmPotential status: Infinite>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg (embed)>Umalatorhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Previous:>>2555019REMEMBER TO DO THE EVENT, IT'S FUJI'S TIME AND WE ARE LIVING IN IT, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW?
First for Teio!
I know Fronts typically want to be run together but what do you do with the third slot, another front?
Taishin WILL lose the stakes on her birthday
Is the rate of mood downs bigger in the fuji event or what? I'm doing bakushin URA's to speedrun it and I'm getting a mood down every 3 fucking turns.
>>2557168Don't fucking ritualpost you nigger, go to /uma/ if you wanna do that
>smut in the opgood job nigger might as well call ourselves /uma/
>>2557176For this CM? Either a third front or an end.
>>2557182It's OC actually, blow me
Does any dacchi remember when's the update for CM where the matching is done for 5 races at once? The current state is too slow.
>>2557182Appreciate OC made by your fellow anons, or have a melty because /vg/ lives rent free in your head? The choice is yours
>>2557185i kinda meant in general but also for the next CM
I forgot to put Umamusume in the subject, should I delete?
>>2557193Delete and remake
>>2557164never bake again
>>2557190lolxoguriwins
>>2557193Previous is already archived, just use it
>>2557196what if i'm a xogurilet
>>2557193Can you even delete OPs? I have baked breads for other boards and I wasn't able to do thatIf you can then sure, try again, but I don't think it's possible unless you actually can wink wink
>>2557194Meido archived the previous one, it will be fine>>2557195seething
I was THIS fucking close to a really good sweepy. I guess this will suffice till throne is out especially since it has tether + gaze.
I believe in Taishin's ability to win a stakes race.I do not believe in her ability to win the stakes.
>>2557199I do have the option to delete but my bake cooldown is still on and having no thread would probably cause more issues than not. I'll remember to put the subject next time, sorry
>>2557203You posted this last thread
>>2557204i genuinely believe in taishin, its gonna happen
>>2557208Yeah and the thread died within like 5 minutes
Nice result to close the day.
>>2557206I could bake if you do but it's such a non-issue that I don't wanna. For me the important part of the thread has always been the content. As long as the thread is findable and the OP isnt a troll I don't mind
>>2557187if it was around dailes skip then 4.5 anniif not, idk
>>2557164Hi OP. We saw. Wait right there.
>>2557214Yeah this isn't even a witcheck, the only thing I fear is the shit stirrer and the OP schizo autist having a thread-derailing melty>>2557218AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2557212Air Groove is so good here. If she managed to keep her ult for the final corner she can really go zooming
FACTSKawakami, Bakushin and NTR would all look much prettier if they covered their gigantic foreheads
not looking good for /v/mapyoi
>>2557224THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE
First 9* power uma, shame she was made in URA due to grinding the fuji event.
>finally get a win>check placing>A rank turboshitters with one S ace>happened like 5 times nowI'm boned tomorrow aren't I
Some rooms to get the thread started?
>>2557231Group A?
>>2557231This shit keeps happening to me and I don't know what to do>FINALLY feel proud about a win>All my rivals were poorly built and not the strongest they can beIt keeps happening, the moment I am in an actual competitive lobby I instantly lose. It's why I will never feel first-rate
>>2557230Would 9* power in sprints still be usable after the stat cap break from parents update?
>>2557234yeah
Just woke up. We ready for Round 2?
YWNBAFR
>>2557237See you on the far side brother
>>2557224I like the 5head, especially in NTR
>>2557236I have no idea, but the pinks are all over the place (2* sprint, 2* medium, 3* long) and the whites are quite shit so I doubt she will even be useful as a parent. At the very least it's a full front lineage. The affinity is also probably quite shit due to URA and maru being one of the grandparents.
>>2557237Don't worry, I am a turbo shitter B league third rate too and I decided to brave A semifinals this CM, I know the times, its gonna be fine, why I even got into A finals with S+ oshi umas in Aries
>>2557236that's only for grand live and power is a joke stat anyways
What's a first rate? a torena with SS+ or U tier umas that are built correctly?
>>2557189>>2557164Sadly I think this drawdeity left us
>>2557182>ourselvesnigger that pic is an /v/ma hood classic
Are there any mecha nerd umas? The ones where they build model kits and have merch and shit, not the kind where she IS the mecha
>>2557236Power blues are good for miles and sprints in GL.
>>2557249DependsA Torenah who always strives to be better and isn't discouraged, while also helping othersSomeone who regularly wins or places well in A leagueAll of the aboveNeither
>>255724975% plat rate
>>2557254There's that cripple in a future scenario who builds an actual mecha.
>>2557252>an veema
CYGAAAAAMES, I WILL FORGIVE ALT IF WE GET THE CRIPPLE PAL CARD
>>2557249to me first rates are THE dominant forceA finals always, lots of plats.
>Matikanes invite you back to their dorm room
>>2557252Fuark it's already been so long, I would say I missed it but we were getting threads deleted constantly then
>>2557259the v is silent, it's pronounced MMMma
>>2557249First rate, as by being a King Halo deriative, is a trainer who has won the same CMs as Halo's G1s wins
>>2557270And then I woke up
Trainers are not allowed inside dorms.
>>2557273its BEEma
>>2557258a cripple uma? what kind of sicko fucking bastard came up with that, jesus christ
>>2557249A first-rate is someone who wins by adapting to circumstances instead of crying about late surgers not being good during every CM.
>>2557273>an MMMma
>>2557277Fuji... You know nobody respects that rule. Not even you
>>2557280REAL late surger mains embrace gambling anyways
>>2557249Never give up, never discouraged, always try their best at their current capacity.
>>2557280>Late surgers are goodWOOOOOOW SUCH SKILL YOU GAMBLED FOR 6 AND WON REEEEEEE>Late surgers are badWOOOOOOOOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN WHEN EVERYONE ELSE HAS BETTER TOOLS REEEEEEEI'm surprised the gamba style, which everyone has always said is gamba, would make people so mad despite knowing the risks
>>2557279Well she can walk short distances and stand up for a bitMost wheelchair bound people can, actually, its the ones whose legs are fully fucked that can't
>>2557273MMMmapyoi!
>grand live has a speed cap of 1600-1700+>grand masters has a speed cap of 1500how does this work
I always see everyone draw toreina as this muscular perfect looking dude and yet I cannot imagine him looking like anyone but a fat old guy
>>2557284Sure they do. That's why like half the cast breaks into your apartment for one reason or another instead.
>>2557280I will just build my late strong enough to win against the oppressive meta.
>get 3 wins on second attempt yesterday>struggle to get another result as good afterwards>last attempt>4 winson a scale of 1 to 10 can I get a win tomorrow
>>2557294Torena is a reflection of yourself
>>2557296
>>2557296Tbf it would make sense for Fuji to be the only one who can get away with sneaking you in her room
>>2557294Personally I like to imagine mine as Max from Cats Don't Dance
>>2557249A first rate trainer is someone who takes the tools they have and does their best with them, sometimes they win sometimes they lose but even in lose they try to look at why they lost, why the other Uma were better. They don't just start crying about their bad luck or that it was a mile casino or that the other person was using something meta.
>>2557302Amazon could get away with it to, but I don't think she'd break the rule to do so.
is there any inherits that are mandatory for fronts in the next CM or is it just angling
>>2557293By adding the power conserve mechanic so capped speed and power become mandatory.
>>2557307I like to think the dorm leaders are kinky like that but that's just me
>>2557308angling and maybe xogurin if you plan on having low stam
/v/ma, if you can meet the schizo that shat up our threads back in our fatherland irl, what would you do to him?
Debuffs give fewer points than other skills in TT, right?
>>2557319debuffs are good iirc
>>2557319debuffs are not worth it you want cheap gold skills that are easy to trigger and ideally concentration
>>2557318Beat him to death, what else should I do? It's the only moral answer to what he did to us
using flustered front runners to break clanker knees is fun as fuck
>>2557294>The m!tore in question
>>2557300*RATTLE**CRAAAASH*That's all it takes for a trainee to break into your apartment with the intent to umapyoi you.
>>2557328which uma is that
>>2557187Skipping CM races is peak soulless behavior
>>2557330Kris S, obviously
>>2557332do you really spend 10-15 mins on a single ticket?
>>2557308angling, maybe get usable late game speed like ny opera's
>>2557332You watched every longslop race from hell?
>>2557335If i spent 40 parent runs and 30 ace runs on a single CM i sure as shit im going to enjoy watching my team destroy shitters
>>2557217Fuck it's still far away.>>2557332When I watched I lose. So I started to skip everything and that allow me to get plats.
>>2557322>>2557323I forgot gametora had it documented. Debuffs give the same score as other skills. Was going to buy PG for Sweepy but after looking through my skills again I noticed two vision skills so I won't have enough for the gold after all.
if I lose this cm I will glue my anus shut until the next victory
>>2557339Enjoy second!
>>2557293IIRC people said in GL the additional speed past 1200 was secretly 1/8, so capped speed would equal 1250, less than a doubled circled green. i think they ended up raising the effective speed after people gave out about it
>>2557323People say stuff like this but my best TT scorers are former CM aces built to win races and my lowest scorers are the ones with lots of easily triggered golds.
>>2557344Don't do this anon. If the poop can't get out your anus, it will make a new hole. Poop always finds a way.
>>2557324iirc, he's from the Philippines since he mentioned his foods out of nowhere
sprintcasinomilepachinkomediumgambalongkino
I would really like it if Kawakami got a figure some day
>>2557318>the schizo that shat up our threads back in our fatherlandwhich one lol
>>2557270What the hell is heathcliff doing there?
>>2557368sprintslopmileslopmediumsloplongslopdirtkino
>>2557375>falconslop>kinopick one and only one
You are using double TP to speedrun Fuji's event, right?
>>2557378I plead the 5th
>>2557378I'm doing it in MANT too. I'm not having that hard of a time so far.
>>2557378Haven't even started grinding the Fuji event yet, since I've been busy in the ace mines trying to make a good SweepI'll get around to it eventually
>>2557380KEK, saved
>>2557378I can't afford to spend a single point of tp on the event
>>2557378I'm doing one career per day with double TP. I don't care if that will let me finish the event or not, the Fuji event is horseshit.
>>2557378what's the right way to do that? 1 - 2 - 3 - double 4 - double 4 - double 5 x 5?
>>2557378Yeah, I do two careers per day, no reason not to
at least it's the last butchji shittime event ever
>>2557395:( I'll miss her, she barely gets anything
>>2557390I just double everything but that does sound like the most TP efficient way
>>2557398>Has her own event>Has figgies>Mentor figure and tons of screentime on the BOANE movie>Got her big tatas animated in all their gloryAnon please................ you are killing me and my whomas
>>2557256>strives to be betterno>isn't discouragedyes>while also helping othersyes>regularly winsno>or places well in A leagueyes>>2557257>75% plat rateno>>2557264>A finals alwaysyes>lots of plats.no>>2557275>won the same CMs as Halo's G1s winsno>>2557280>wins by adapting to circumstancesno>>2557287>Never give upyes>never discouragedyes>always try their best at their current capacityyes>>2557306>takes the tools they have and does their best with themno>even in lose they try to look at why they lost, why the other Uma were betterno>don't just start crying about their bad luck or that it was a mile casino or that the other person was using something metanoAm I third-rate?
The fuji event is only shit if you're doing it on your ace runs. It's free gibs that you get really fucking fast if you just do a few URA careers with bakushin or something on lvl 5 double TP.
>>2557398Anon you just got a second alt
>>2557405kawakamibwo...
anytime fuji flirts with me i feel like a princess.
>>2557407Nice Natie...
>>2557380I can't believe they turned Suzuka into carrot
>Pokke, first limited uma, got her first alt>Gentil, a second limited uma, got hers in the next eventMight be a pattern here, what are the chances of Orfevre getting a swimsuit alt?
>>2557405I mean this is like the last we'll see of her until her alt in years and years. I know some others have it worse, sorry>>25574092029 but yeah, I guess it could be worse
>>2557415Fag
>>2557415That's her schtick, anon, being the Prince type character but a girl, or whatever they call them in Japan, I remember there being a term for it but don't remember what it was
>Reddit Tachyon
>>2557412No and please, I worship my dear whomas without constantly venting my frustrations onto the thread. I like some popular umas that do get a good amount of content too, but I feel for the girls in my favs that get no love ;_;
>>2557426>I remember there being a term for it but don't remember what it wasbifauxnen
>This makes Anons cope and sneed to this day
>>2557428Air Messiahbro...
>>2557426Ikemen?
>3 whistles>already did two races, two more coming up>0 training>decent energy, rest seems slightly redundantwhat's the best move on a turn like this?
>>2557407Seems like your spirit didn't break yet, so you're still first-rate to me
>>2557438recreation
>>2557438Train wit, or recreation
>>2557438Either recreation or train wit, you're still raising training lvl and theres a +20 next turn
>used 5 borrows with nothing to show forMANT HATE UMA HATE CHIYONO HATE
>>2557444Ace run made with hatred is an ace run that has failed
Anyone up for CM15 rooms?
I am the biggest doomer doomfag downer here, I can't be first rate, I wish I could be like my Goat, john "the boulder" stones
>>2557438Wit is my default filler button if racing isn't viable that turn
>>2557420Very low, I'd imagine>Jungle Pocket released mid June 2024 and got her alt at the end of April 2026 (~22 months later)>Gentildonna released late August 2024 and got her alt at the end of May 2026 (~21 months later)>Orfevre released late February 2025Assuming that pattern holds, we could expect an Orfevre alt sometime around November/December. Maybe for New Years, since she already got a card in the last Christmas event?
>>2557452I have two weak provisory aces if that's good enough.
>>2557444apologize
>>2557457Shit, Gentil and Pokke were that close?I had no idea, I thought its a yearly thing or something
>>2557451/V/MA HATE
>>2557439Never ever give up!
>went 0-5IT'S OVER
Seems like people are finding the thread, sorry again for that blunder, won't happen again
>>2557378Yeah, I still have like 52 carrot juices left
>>2557470>there's spark reroll coming with GL>he's already at 52 refillsOh no no no...
>>2557476How does that work anyway?
>>25574781 reroll for 30 tp, then another for carats, then another for paypiggies
>>2557476Fan count matters more to me than future stability
>>255747830 TP to reroll AKA 1 TP juice
>>2557480You ain't fooling anyone Chrono
>>2557479>>2557481So it's still random?
>>2557492you will be able to choose pinks with a paid pass or 100 carats later around 4th anni
>>2557469brother no one cares, i am not blaming you or trying to antagonize you or anything, genuinely nobody cares about what you add or remove from the OP unless it's blatant shitposting, we're the fastest thread in the board by far and we know there's always a thread up even far beyond bump limit it's always on the very top of the catalog, sure adding the title on the subject is good but no one is going to complain if you forget about it
>>2557498shit like this is why gacha game players are mocked
>>2557498This shit sounds like cancer
First few Cancer test rooms show way less Fronts than the Gemini. I think a dedicated lucky pace uma with angling/groundwork is going to be really strong.
>>2557498I want the battle pass added NOW
Saw this XOguri in public rooms, looked strong and then I saw it trigger festive miracle midrace and then I went to check the skills.>4 recoveriesBut why? Isn't the math worse off?
>>2557503>>2557507there's more>paid pass for buying SSR cards>paid pass for better sparks and spark rerolls>paid pass for instant auto parents maker>paid pass for inspiration reroll
>>2557516Yeah, looks like he ruined a perfectly fine Xogger
>>2557517Are these all separate passes? Or just one giga fuck you if you don't buy it pass?
>>2557420>>2557457It's not like there's a strict pattern or anything though, it could legit be anyone, alts for umas that released not that long ago and even 3rd alts aren't off the table. I think the closest thing to patterns are>If an uma got carded for a seasonal event she won't get an alt on a future version of that event>Around half of the events give alts to characters that are somewhat connected (rivals, genmates, etc)I'm thinking Calstone and Durandal with perhaps another alt for an older uma
>>2557516With three recoveries one whiff means no ult. With four it means sometimes you get an early ult and sometimes you get a perfect proc. I suppose it depends on the trainer personality.
>>2557516What was the deck and sparks? I would like to replicate it>>2557525What do you personally think it's better?
I enjoy Tachyon and do not care if she is "reddit."
>>2557444Chiyo wouldn't say this.>>2557438If I could use extra currency I would consider racing and skipping Kinko Sho on the next turn. The other option is rest; you only get 40 rather than 50 energy but that's still decent compared to recreation which gives like 10. With the races coming up it's not unlikely you'll get an Etsuko mood up anyway.
>>2557526I would say three is playing for victory. There is no point in four. You get a mediocre ult most of the time instead of an instant win button with an occasional fail.
>>2557523the latter two may be a one big but i'm not sure
>>2557525The math is worse off no? You need Triple 777 to go off exactly as your 3rd.So there is a 78% chance of failure no?>>2557526I didn't save the uma but iirc it was KitaNTRRiko Yeppers WitFMCan't recall the last one
>>2557517holy fuck japanese gachas are cancer
Tachyon was my favorite uma at launch and my club was going to be called /v/corp since she looks like A. Then I saw that basically all of /v/ma hated her and had to change plans.
>>2557535>Then I saw that basically all of /v/ma hated her and had to change plans.Coward
>>2557535We don't genuinely hate anyone here, maybe except Falco
>>2557537It's okay, it turned out much better than /v/corp ever could
>>2557535I don't genuinely hate her, it's a joke, I basically got into the game because of her. It's just that she is so popular her secondaries are annoying as fuck, mischaracterize her constantly and thus ruin her in the public eye
>>2557541Yet /v/ loves Cafe. Curious!
>>2557535I don't hate her but she does get the worst normie larpers. 4chan is contrarian central so the most popular will always get some heat by default
LETS GO
>>2557538birdbroken
>>2557532>So there is a 78% chance of failure no?There is a ~78% chance of popping three heals at max wit. Meaning with four recoveries there is a 78% chance of proccing it too early.
>>2557542Tachyon......
>>25575304 recoveries only make sense IF you take a late game recovery like shake it out. Taking 3 mid game recovery + triple 777 is a glue uma because that is a 22% chance of success vs 78% if you took just 3 recovery.
>>2557548Yeah if it procs early that is a failure. I didn't failure to procc, I mean failure to procc ult on 777. That XOguri is glue.
>>2557546SO RE WA TEIEMU OPERA OOTATAE YO TEIEMU OPERA OOKONO YO DE MOTTOMO TSUYOKU UTSUKUSHIKUKAREI NA HIKARI WO!MUGEN NO AI WO ANATA NI MO SORE GA OU NOTEIEMU OPERA OO NO SADAMETE I EMU OPERA OO
>>2557542Actually>Reddit CafeIs also a thing parroted here
>>2557546>>2557553HAND HER OVER, NOW!
>"mightiest">"miler"
>>2557556I lost to so many Taikis that it depressed me even more since Paces are undeniably shit
>>2557526Game bugged the race was in the sign ups so here you go.Seems like a really good high which he fucked up by taking 4 recoveries.18* Pow.
>>2557558You guys are losing to Taikis?
>>2557554makes sense since no one gets her personality rightits either gloomy antisocial creep or clingy pseudoyandere trainer obsessed freak
>>2557535People hate Tachyon?
>>2557563>cafe>literal schizo that likes coffee and darkness>secondaries think she's le yandere freak>tachyon>lazy brat that retires at the slightest inconvenience>secondaries think she's LE MOMMY STEPONME
>>2557571wtf i love secondaries now
>>2557571ngl I'd like for Tachyon to step on me
>>2557571Is she really a schizo when all the stuff she sees is 100% real?
oaks statusim cooked arent ino helpful skills to buy either
>>2557579guts decks be like
tachyon ruins every scene shes in. I don't like her
>>2557574faggot
>>2557578Ghosts and magic aren't real.
18th -> 12th ->2ndand im out of clocks, ahh fuckin hell man
I.... liked Tachyon in the movie
>>2557591tachyon was cool in the movie, just sucks everywhere else
>>2557492It's random but you can see all your rerolls and choose the best one.
>tachyon is bad because.. she just is ok!
>>2557589sub 300 stamina I presume?
>>2557588Neither are horse girls
>>2557587You too
Say something nice about Tachyon. Alternatively, say something mean about Tachyon.
>Fuji thread>Tachyon derangement meltdownsHuh? Why?
>>2557598Horse girls are real, but unfortunately the real ones aren't like the umas and are much worse
Tachyon isn't bad she's fucking horrible
>>2557579Yeah shit looks cooked otherwise would try to buy something like corner recovery. Still buy Angling and something else, maybe you get enough of a distance so even if you run out of stamina you are able to win
>>2557588I can't believe torena got raped by a figment of Cafe's imagination
Wait a minute, I recognize the artist in op...
>>2557601She insist upon herself
>>2557601She's a good sidekick in Cafe's career
>>2557619WHOWHO
>>2557611You can't say this while posting the other side of the reddit/secondary coin in Cafe.
>>2557626Anonymous :^)
>>2557637FUCKI think that was the last drawfag I was missing
Machitan is loved by /v/ma despite being a secondary magnet (Mambo) yet Tachyon is despised. Why?
>>2557643tachyon is ugly
>>2557643Machitan stopped being a secondary magnet long ago, she's back to her normal status of being a chink meme star
>>2557657You wish, that hachimi mambo song is doing round in umastagram and umatok
>look at the other board>op dramatwo sides of the same coin huh
>plenty of status items>never get skin outbreak or other ailments>end run with 2 miracle slops and 2 hand creams>no status items>skin outbreak, slow metabolism, night owl, skin outbreak
Does Valentine's Bourbon need a support runner? I pulled her rolling for Sweep Tosho and I'm hoping to have her ready for round 2
>>2557639ranchsaucy, small website, funny to see him here too
>>2557673there wasn't any drama here though, just op making a common mistake
>>2557561Only me I think
Jesus, Speed Symboli doesn't seem to have any mammaries despite being an adult, fucking McQueen tier
SONNA KIMI NI!
>>2557689If by support runner you mean second front then yes. If you only bring run front you run the risk of being the only front in the race and she will get eaten. Two fronts essentially slingshot off of each other.
>>2557698*only bring/run one front, sorry I'm retarded and my brain didn't know how to word that sentence.
>>2557695I think she looks very pretty either way
>>2557690Hmm I have found pieces by him but most in color and not many in this rougher black and white style. Is he more active somewhere? I believe the guy from the OP also drew this piece I am quite certain, do you think it's the same guy?https://files.catbox.moe/wb4lal.png
>>2557704She from Rudolf Symbolis or Sirius Symbolis?
>>2557701okay, so 2 front-1 end should be fine?anything specific for the second front?
>>25577092 front 1 end is the best comp according to Hakuraku
>>2557709Angling + Plancha since 0.2 accel is too little
>>2557707other way around. she's the grandfather of both
>>2557706Looks like him, had to triple check because I haven't seen him draw nipples like that>Is he more active somewhere?Why yes, on this exact site
is there any way to disable the "hey would you like to go to the team trials screen" popup after every single career? it doesn't even bother me it's just weird at this point.
>>2557706>Is he more active somewhere?yes, in here, you might get a clue from the characters he's drawn to find him in lands not far from this one
Will I be able to spend my shoes on something else in the future? I have too many of them
>>2557722>>2557732Yeah the nipples and fat areolas as well as the rougher style are what I was looking for, here's the one uncensored from the OP btw. If he still draws here I don't think he did any other Uma pieces that I know of. I hope he knows we moved, I wuved his stylehttps://files.catbox.moe/s1laqx.png
Meiracord has lost another...
I got a 50% winrate in Round 1. I am so fucked it's not even funny, this might go down as my worst CM performance of all time while also being the time I invested the most time, prep and effort as well as the strongest team I've ever made. It's not enough.Every time I face an actual proper SS+ team with the correct skills and setup I instantly lose and it's not even close
>>2557706>>2557734Fat ugly nipples are my favorite
>>2557733no
>>2557746I don't know if I'm just getting a really weird matchmaking pool but the trainers I've gone against in round one have all been even greater shitters than I have. I'm sure there's a bunch of strong trainers out there too but I have a feeling that round 2 might not be too bad as more weaker trainers such as myself slip in.
>>2557751Round 2 will kill me man, I am fully expecting Group B finals
REMINDER: you need 60 books, 30 textbooks, 48 rare books, 24 rare textbooks and 390 dream glimmer to max out hints on your umawife when she comes out
joke's on me for trying to train a non-front in this nigger scenario
>>2557722>>2557732>>2557690Found this extra doodle deep in my personal OC archive, I am inclined to believe that it is probably the same guy, just not as active here as he used to apparently>>2557749Hey don't call them ugly
>>2557757>390 glimmersaieeeeeeee
This is HotUmaGlueDanchou, we are looking to recruit new members for our club, HotUmaGlue, /hug/ for the friends.Our only conditions to sign up are:>not going offline for more than 3 weeks>doing your shoe trades>getting 500k fans a weekThanks for your attention, and hope you have better luck with your CM round 2 than im having so far.
>do a ura run for fuji's bullshit>Figure I might as well do a new career and read their story>takes like 3 fucking hours
>>2557770*round 1, fuck
>>2557349>i think they ended up raising the effective speed after people gave out about itYeppers, it's 1/2 now not 1/8. So 1600 speed is more like 1400 speed
Go for a run (you) lazy neighas, what heartless bastard would force his wife to go train whilst neglecting his own physical build? Summer has arrived, time to get those gainz.
>>2557772/v/ma lost...
>>2557793cardio is for women
>>2557793I feel fatter than ever and simply don't have the mental fortitude to do anything about it, I have failed to change every time
>>2557793I stand up all day at work, give me a break. Besides I have something more important to do right now.
>>2557793Yesterday was leg day so my legs hurt I also threw up after it again for some reason, so I just took a walk, that good enough?
>go to the onsen>get raped
>>2557811>try to fuck cafe>her friend doesn't allow it because there's no cuck chair in the room
Would sex with someone who is possessed count as a threesome?
>>2557249>What's a first rate?Anybody could win plats just by using meta umas, for MANT all you need is Bourbon+Xoguri and you automatically have 90% of the MANT plats just for running them, does that make you first rate?Some people might say yes because having the plat is proof, but does it really count if you chose easy mode to get them? it's up to you to decide that.
CM15 room?
>>2557813>he thinks she's ok with just watchingthreesome is not optional
>>2557817Ask Phoenix Wright
I wanted to try to work on making parents for GL while doing Fuji's event, but I'm not 100% sure about what I should be aiming for. Blue sparks are going to raise the stat cap, so should I try to go for 8*-9* blues in Speed or Power and settle for worse pinks? I heard that unique levels are also going to raise the caps: is an uma with 1* in her unique glue, or that's just icing on the cake? As far as I understand I should do something like>Pick a failed ace with 2+3 stars in blue/pink or viceversa, or 2+2 with a million whites>Find a cohesive parent on uma.moe i.e. mile with mile sparks>Do runs on generic good parents like Brian, Oguri, Nishino, Rudolf until I get something good>rinse and repeatcorrect?
You know, I'm quite happy about reaching Group A, but I have to admit I kind of thought Nishino would be stronger from the way I've seen everybody hype her up. I barely ever saw her win when I was going against her. Funnily enough, my Taiki with Nishino's skill performed far better.
>>2557793I have a broken ankle though.....
>>2557844She will shine in the sprint CM
>>2557811CAFE IS THE BEST RAAAGGGHHSEX IN THE ONSEN WHILE THE FRIEND WATCHES
only one MANT CM left, right?
>>2557852
>>2557852two
>>2557852Mediumslop followed by SprintCASINO
If I don't win a single MANT CM I will livestream my suicide and force you all to watch
>>2557863I ain't clicking that link Bwo
>>2557863all mant CMs are mickey mouse cups
>>2557863You're only allowed to do this if you run Xoguri/VBourbon/Maru on your team.
anyone have the other uma (negro) artsaw it on /v/ weeks ago and now I can't find it
>>2557863Which uma would say this
>>2557874>>2557863>t.
>>2557872HOLY sexo mein gott
ITT we post human fuckers
>>2557881Taiki?
>>2557881literally every uma
>>2557881All of them>b-butAll of them
>>2557881>>2557872
>>2557841you're more or less spot on, speed blues, matching pinks and good generic parents 1* uniques aren't a problem, if you have a style you like go for good generic whites like corners, std distance, right/left handed, summer runner, etc.A 2*/1* with good whites is better than a 3*/2* for parent purposes
Is there any mobuma art?
>>2557881
>>2557882taiki but good
>>2557891But I like Taiki
SARATOGA/BELMONT STAKES DAY IS ONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axq3aqiXlJQ (they may kill the stream at some point and put it on Fox Sports or a similar channel)Are you ready for the sloppiest, thunderest day there is?
>>2557890who's that?
>>2557890Fuck you mean culture and history? Its your history too, dumb umaAren't umas comparatively rarer than humans? I think Spe mentions that she was the only uma in her village
>>2557901Blast Onepiece>>2557881
>>2557852Two but said two are the worst CMs
>>2557889we love happy meek here
>>2557897Looks like a great jiggy!
Small jig.https://jiggie.fun/GE8IhD
>>2557865The curiosity will make you click
>>2557906
Saratoga Race 5. Pick your winner!
>>2557906>can't save her from her dogshit trainer;_;
Please do not the umas
>transcend went from having one of the highest PRs to the lowestWill she make a comeback?
>>2557898I LOVE SLOPPY TRACKS
>>2557793Maybe next summer...
>>2557923if anyone's doing the raping it's your trainees
>>2557918Starship Athena
>>2557924She never had it high, Transcendfags made sure of it by spamming off-model smut and erping with each other since they discovered her
>>2557924Her low PR was always imaginative and tied to smut spammer in /v/, it was always going to grow, but I doubt it reached its peak
I got triplets!
>>2557924I like hearing her say 'tore-chan'
I think Groove deserves a new alt.
>>2557889I'm trying to find some I saw a while ago, but I can't remember who it was
I'm missing both pequod and belmont stakes because my cousin is getting married.
>>2557937Our dorm HEROES...and Brian
>>2557888Got it, thank you. Is speed a must for blues, or is it more of a case of going for 6* speed on grandparents and then being able to settle on Power/Wit on the parent herself if everything else is good? Where are we going to fit the Stamina sparks for long medium races if we need all that speed? Still at my third CM and I thought that Stamina cards were only for longs
>>2557943Nice
I have never seen any transcend erp
IT'S TIME FOR A RE MATCH FROM LAST SCENARIO
>>2557955>happy jobbers
>>2557955HOLY SHITGODS CAN BLEED
>>2557907Please no. I still don't know who the fuck that pink cat-eared woman was supposed to be
>>2557889Our mob queen Ribbon got some art yes
You hate transcend because of her bad PRI hate transcend because I think her design sucks and the computer girl fake glasses shit irks meWe are not the same
>>2557937
>>2557948from what I've gathered 6* speed with pow/stam/wit should be good enough for your own parentI've been researching some JP strats and videos and stamina sparks are supposedly bad for actually getting stamina so you're probably running creek in every medium past 2000, no idea where you actually get stamina for the first dirt CM where the threshold seems to be ~800 but i imagine it's something similar to MANT scrolls where there's other ways of getting to that numberfor CM17 the meta seems to be 3 speed 2 wit Lightill do a bit more research and find what the average deck looks like for the other CMs
>>2557969We already have an uma with big tits and REAL glasses, and her name is ZENNO ROB ROY
>Maru, Clanker, Taishin>Maru, Clanker, Taishin>Maru, Clanker, TaishinWOW WHAT FUCKING INNOVATION! Fuck that website.
>>2557979I run Falcon instead of Maru
>>2556741>wake up>do one more run>break the scenario record AGAINOkay yeah Taiki actually trivialized the previous scenarioCan't believe I did 4 months of that shit without her, you guys who had her were SPOILED
>>2557889>>2557942This is what I was looking for.There are some fanarts of Hishi Miracle with Heartly Letter and Belongings
>>2557979People were running Maru and Clanker way before Hakuraku was popular
>>2557972The other option is janny Groove and unlike the Hishiama one Brian has a moment where she actually sees Air Groove instead of Fuji herself
>>2557984
>>2557975>so you're probably running creek in every medium past 2000Ah fuck, so that's why everyone says I should have my own Creek, I was hoping I would be able to get on by borrowing her. Thanks for the help anon
>>2557982>god-tier spd/wit growths that are even better in unity cup>gets scenario link>accel ult means she trivializes all career races>was good in basically all CMs at that time except for the longslop>heavily benefitted from the two free gold skills in unity cup>was the only good pace in the game since xoguri/CBwit weren't in yetOf course Taiki is still good but she genuinely felt like the strongest uma in the game during aoharu
I can't even be mad.
>>2557378Blessed image, but Pokke should join >Agnes in the bin
>>2557994that's because she was. There's a reason why she won stakes twice and will never win them again
>>2557918The horse I took care of is related to one of these.
>>2557994I don't really understand why fronts cucking paces is a problem now, when you could do the same thing back in Aoharu. Is it because everyone had NSM for free back then?
>>2558001The more you say this the more I think your horse got around
>>2557997A win for Urara is a win for all of us
>>2558002>fronts were shit in longslop because kita didnt exist yet>fronts didnt have enough skill points to pump themselves full of 100 mid race skillsAnd yes, free NSM/itson was a big dealAll 3 runner types getting two free solid reliable gold skills that barely helped fronts at all was a big deal
>>2557989The good news is that she'll get a rerun alongside fine motion if you also need her, iirc we're also getting a free selector
>>2558002I actually did complain about it back then. I have been anti-front for a long time.
>>2557997>even has the titleI KNEEL. I failed to do that for my Ulala
>>2558002Also, this is a bit unrelated, but I feel like fronts are way more popular nowadays. I think it's mostly because V.Bourbon lowered the bar, so even people who've never trained a front in their lives can get an above average ace
>>2557822Host em
CM 15999372279993722799937227
I really want to fuckin know what makes an Uma decide to run wide for no fucking reason
>>2557979Haku has actually ruined the game even more. How has nobody taken that website down?
>>2557918#9 Marketplaceofideas from England wins race 5! Barely fighting off #2 Eponine's (Ireland) late surge.
>>2557979I'm running Maru, Falco and Seiun
>>2558017not joining, I hate front cucks
>>2558019metafags love being cucks
>>25580230 frontsXOguri about to be promoted
>>2558023Frontbroken
>>2558019@FBI DO SOMETHING
>>2558018You need higher power to complete the pass and resume at full speed. If your uma moves to the side but doesn't move forward, then its a power difference issue
>>2558030>max power and FCM isn't enoughwow nice to know
I find it interesting that every playable character sprite has two layers in Party Dash for left and right facing now that I look at them.
>Third rates melting down at hakuraku, fronts and whatever the boogeyman of they day is hoursTO THE SLEEVE YOU GO
OH N-nah, that's actually pretty alright, it's looking decent for /v/mapyoi!
>>2558030hey look everyone tazuna is here
>>2558035People would complain about the ears otherwise
>>2558017Agnes takes it as XOguri's ult fails to procc561117905611179056111790
>wanted to become a Front Menace>my fronts suck ass and I lose anyways
>>2558040Throwing my old DAHBY aces, I wanna check how much distance runaway suzie can build.
>>2558042anon, even an S+ bourbon can reach A finals. you're using v. bourbon right?
>Machan's a front that gets inherent GW AND TTL and her ult is "If winning (you are) win harder"Can't wait for August!
>>2558015It's because training anything other than a front in mant is cock and ball torture.
>>2558039Yeah, I was wondering why but I remembered the asymmetric design stuff, including stuff like gloves. It just makes certain things very funny, like for some characters you're just adding some details, then you have Dober with a fucking fivehead before you add the rest.
>>2558037The overall fans required to get A seem a lot lower, looks like a lot of clubs are giving up, anyone that wants to get to A now's your chance or A+
WE'RE RICH!
>>2558040not looking good!
>>2558040So which recovery is necessary for Xoguri here?u=ma2, corner, gourmand, 777?
>>2558040>FujinKINO
>>25580505HEAD DOBER
>>2558042>have become a End Menace>probably about to enter the dark ages again with no plats during the End renaissanceYup yup! There's never a guarantee of victory no matter what strategy you take!
>>2558055U=ma2 and triple 7s are both good, that's why everyone's saying this CM is XOgurislop
>>2557907That other jiggie better be doneThey said it was smallhttps://jiggie.fun/nyoomhttps://jiggie.fun/nyoomhttps://jiggie.fun/nyoom
>>2558045Don't even have her nor the sexy hag :(
>>2558055Gourmand, 777 and corner or any other early recovery Some people are also using shake it out as a cope recovery
>>2558040Ines Fujin takes it! Seems like without u=ma2 Oguri is really beatable.140957341409573414095734
>>2558055Do not get u=ma2, corner, gourmand, 777
Not gonna lie I might just quit while I'm ahead and call it gooddoing four more careers of this shit for one more crystal might drain my sanity
>>2558046>G medium>G longStop crying about an uma you'll only see in miles and the rare sprint casino.
>>2558059u=ma2 doesn't act as a safety proc here. You need just 3 recovery.>>2558055CornerGourmand 777Just take 3 recoveries
>>2558052Yes, yes, you're rich. Time to get a move on, I got Chronogenesis breathing down my neck here!
>>2558067Takes 25 minutes per run
>>2558064AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2558067>MANT SMaru>3 speed/3 wit>Literally only do one mile G1 in junior, three in classic and three in seniorIt's really not that hard
>>2558064HARO HARO
>>2558062Winning with fronts other than those two is reserved for waifufags. S.maru and V.Bourbon just sort of...win, even if you have a super good front. It's not your fault
>>2558076INES WHOJIN NANO
>>2558075NTA but I tried that and it took me forevernot because of the game, but because I had MANT so chiseled into my brain I just kept stopping to check the shop despite having no coins
>>2558064Inari One takes it! Suzuka might have won if she wasn't the lone front/runaway.Last one828883488288834882888348
>>2558046>complaining about ANY front except the one who is literally about to rule the game >FOR>THREE>YEARS
>>2558081MANT induced psychosis
>>2558070
>>2558077My Smart Falcon loses a lot too
>>2558084OH NO NO NO NO NO NO XOGBROS OUR THIRD TERM
I spent all day switching between my bed and my desktop. Is my life over?
>>25580846/9
>>2558084ENTER
>>2558095Go outside and do shit
>>2558085The BLATANT ABSURD dev favoritism to these two is going to be revealed so hard when red skills come out
>>2558093I hope she doesn't get a third term, because otherwise I'll have to get off my ass and make an edit of picrel
>>2558092Genuinely how, my smart falcon moss my smaru and clanker
>>2558095Welcome to the WFH lifestylestart jogging or you're gonna become a fatass
>>2558099The two best clubs deserve the strongest evolved skills, naturally.
>>2558101>Falcon covers other fronts in moss to winevil
>>2558099Leave them to me
>>2558095you get used to it...
>>2558095
>>2557979>>2558019>implying that's a niche website's fault and not of a million sloptubers
>>2558084Goddamn fronts look really really strong again.
>>2558098It's getting kinda late everything is starting to close and I don't like walking around without a purpose.>>2558102I'm kinda becoming that already, I look skinny except when lifting my shirt>>2558109>>2558111I don't get it....
Race 6 at Saratoga. Pick your winner!
>>2558099>Bro what if concentration and gold groundwork were just combined into one skill that needed no other skills>bro what if we turned unrestrained into a perfect speed carryover accel that worked on almost every course>bro what if unlocking these had the most comically easy requirements everLOVINGEVERYLAUGH
>>2558115GUN RANGE
>>2558101One is a witlet the other has no Mile S
>>2558111Same voice actress as Special Week by the way.
>>2558084Fronts win even with a perfect proc from XOguri. Not looking good XOguribros.Thanks for joining the rooms.
>>2558112but beema told me all the youtubers are gaslighters...
>>2558116I think I'll just use this evolved skill instead of using that shitty Bourbon card
>>2558115BUTTAH
>>2558120Thanks for hosting rooms
>>2558120Thanks for the rooms friend, looking forward to more battles my RIVALS. I'll be back with better fronts.
>>2558116this is based because suzuki is a f2p trainee because of daily legend race
>People already have shit ready for the next CMFuck it I give up
>>2558130This but unironically, you can get her with the F2P selector too
>>2558131People are reusing their shit from the old CM.
>>2558131Nah, people are just reusing what they had for the DAHBY. It's early scrims
>>2558121what they didn't tell you is that we love gaslighters here
>>2558131I used my old taurus 2 team.
I don't think you understand how much I hate this game
>>2558131I have 2/3 ready for the next two CMs because I was bored and went with whatever would survive group B
Belmont Stakes is estimated to be at 7p EST/4p PST as a reminder. 5 hours from now.Picrel is the current entries and odds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axq3aqiXlJQ is the current stream, but it might switch to Fox or Fox Sports at some point. Might even be on RacingTV on youtube. Reenactment info will be in another post.
>XOguri is not actually that goodThere go my plans
>>2558120Newfag hereWhen do I get to this level? This is fucking amazing
>>2558134>>2558135>>2558137>recyclingDoesn't firm course menace not work?
>actually built new aces for Cancer>they're just losing to /v/ma's recycled Taurus aces most of the timeNot looking good!
>>255814378% chance vs 95% is huge
>>2558147You are correct, people aren't doing rooms with the final product. They're just checking to see early performance of umas
>>2558146I've been playing since July and I am still not at that level
>>2558146>When do I get to this level?In 1 month. Save enough to MLB Tachyon and Light Hello.Then the borrow can be whatever strong card you don't have.
>>2558151Don't forget throne drops mid CM so a lot of people (tryhards) will be remaking
>>2558147Yeppers, the mihoyo bloodborne that won doesn't have any of her greens active for example, it's just a test of early performance
>>2558158Nah I'm doing remaking shit. I'll be happy with my group be participation rewards. I'm working on my Sprint parents now
>>2558143How about running backup aces instead of double dominators
idk what card to borrow now that NTR sucks againfuku feels like a weak borrow since it's just for stats, and borrowing pasa feels weird because I already have so many power cards
>>2558165>fuku feels like a weak borrow since it's just for statsId borrow her, the highrolling potential is insane
Anyone up for more roomas?
>>2558168I mean if you're already capping power/speed/wit, what exactly is a "highroll" anymore?
>>2558164Because I already have the dominators made from Taurus and I wanted to save time
>>2558165Borrow Fuku if you're not building a front.
>>2558179Why not? Fronts could also use fuku
>>2558067Just do it at lever 1 or 2, bro, you got eight days
>>2558169do gay people think theyre funny?
>>2558142Belmont Stakes Reenactment will use this track. Medium Dirt Left 2100m!Other info: Spring. High chance the weather will he Rain/Soft or Rain/Heavy, or Cloudy/Good.Oguri Cap has won the Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes. Can (you) stop her from getting the Triple Crown? Or will you help her?
>>2558178Understandable
>>2558182Power Pasa has a mid-race gold that's a bit too good to pass up for fronts.
>>2558158I'm a tryhard and I'm not doing that shit because fuck this nigger scenario
>>2558146Like other niggas said in a month. I have no idea how these niggas already have cancer aces. I can't even start working on them yet, seeing how I'm stuck grinding fuji mode.
>>2558197They're old DAHBY aces
>>2558169
>>2558165I'm doing this for xog until throne, I'll have to think of something else for rudolph because I don't have faith in a 1 spd card run for her unless I luckshit hardI agree that fuku feels pretty overrated, all she really does is make the initial nigita race much easier but then you're blowing your borrow slot on 0 good skills / events
>>25582041 speed?
When does Spe's story come out?
I'm going to end up sparking but so far 160 pulls on Sweepy and all I have to show for it is a Cafe, which is fine I wanted her and a fucking Mackween alt dupe.
>>2558206For speed growth umas in MANT it's pretty easy, yeah.
>>2558207After air shakur
Question for frontfags, what fronts are you guys planning on running?
>>2558115>>2558123And #3 Buttah wins race 6!
>>2558213The same girls I always use, muh super cute and also meta trio
>>2558169>Posted on /vg/ 10 minutes before hereHm
>>2558213Clanker, Suzie, Kitasan
>missed the CM15 roomsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
its not fair why are all the fronts so cuteends have ugly-ass umas
>>2558216I hate how I can't get these 2 now, I should be able to buy them if I want. I hate gachashit so fucking much
>>2558224Sweep is cute
I love free rewards.
>>2558224I have the opposite problem, I'm not into any of the fronts.
>>2558222Make a New Room, Room Baker: Start of the Testing
>>2558224You sound like a boy kissing lala-homofaggot
>>2558230bro what, falco? Maruzen SEX? Bourbon autism? Suzuka flat? Palmer for /u/ fans? Fronts have all the good designs
>>2558224you are the darkest nigger I have ever seen
>>2558224Don't say that...
>>2558224
G1 Just a Game Stakes G1, Race 7 at Saratoga. Pick your winner!Will make 9 slot reenactments for the upcoming, non-belmont races today.
>>2558213falcon, nano, and uhhhmaybe scarlet?
>>2558234umas that don't exist in global don't count, sorry
>>2558225Cancer is smaru's swan song, Bourbon will be crucified for the sins of front runners and falco had free pulls.
>>2558234Orfevre sexo
>>2558231YADA YADAI JUST WANNA JOIN
>>2558234uh pic related?
>>2558243Segesta
>>2558224But ends also have Mr Cock and Balls, who is objectively one of the prettiest umas
>>2558224Soon
>>2558116I was told front's days were numbered.
>>2558243ONE MORE TIME
>>2558224>end have ugly-ass umasHere's your (You).
>>2558213Smaru and clanker are easily the best choices, their midrace uniques are too gud for securing angling. Falco too maybe but I rarely hear about Falco for mediums.Seiun, Kita and Daiwa are good too but need some insane midrace and luck.
>>2558224Why are you such a huge faggot?>BourbonPure sex.>MaruzenPure sex.>TaishinPure sex.>SweepPure sex.The list goes on and on.
>>2558257One front to rule them all
>>2558257lollmaoin 4 years maybe
>>2558257They literally are, guy is dooming about suzuka, a non-threat in JP.
>>2558234I wanna kiss a boy
>>2558269We catch up to wherever JP is now in three. It's less than that.
>>2558236I don't think any of them are ugly, don't get me wrong. I don't think anyone in this game is actually ugly. But I need to be spoken to from the soul. And none of the fronts manage to hit the special combo that makes me go, I need them.
>>2558261>End Closer>All skills are either generic or for pace chasers>Ult downright becomes better if she is a pace chaser>Pace EWhat kind of sick joke is this? And for a 3* uma? At least Haru is free!
>>2558266I really really really wanna see this event
If you still have entries left do it now, it's shitter hours, even I managed to score a 3-0
>>2558275This gives me SMRPG vibes. What is it?
>>2558247I have Falcon, I wish I had the other 2, they were both in my original pull list but I ended up skipping them since I was shorter on carats than I predicted and wanted cute waifus instead (Falcon wasn't and I luckshat her)
>>2558222I'll host 3 with my taurus gluemas490692734906927349069273Join
>>2558281Shitter hours don't fucking exist
>>2558277Me too, I think this is the only story event I am looking forward to for story reasons, which is probably dumb seeing how they were so far, but Pearl is there, Fuku is there ,I liked Cheerleader and New Year event stories where they showed up, so who knows
>>2558276Chaser is japanese for end closer
Is there any way I can apply my quant finance studies to improve at this game? I am not that creative
>>2558276>>Ult downright becomes better if she is a pace chaser"Chaser" means end closer. Blame the shitty TL.
>>2558286Cute wives>meta, plus. Just because you have the front doesn't mean you'll win. The midrace arms race is fucking ridiculous
>>2558276>He hasn't memorized what the running styles are called in JPSHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>25582878/9, one brave soul pls
chaser more like bug chaser
>>2558295You should be able to maximize your carat game anon
>>2558298Yes but they are still fun to build, I don't just enjoy the waifus I also enjoy strong umas that are fun and easy to build and race with. Like VBourbon, it's why she was on the list
>>2558295If you're a quant you're making enough fucking money you can whale
CB more like coal burner
>>2558295Has $CB peaked or is it still a good time to buy?
>>2558309Only seething katsuragi ace would say this
>>2558306What distribution does Carat gain follow?>>2558308I am not even close to landing a job like that>>2558312Actually that gives me some fun ideas for simulations
>>2558312Buy, the $HAG index is about to skyrocket after CB and Ace release.
>>2558285Party Project, basically freeware Mario Party that can be modded. Hopefully I can rip enough character sprites to do something fun for you guys tonight.
>>2557881The one that's married to her trainer and she lives with.
>have all the tools to spec into being a front runner main>no way i'll have enough carats to roll on both summer maru and light hello + tachyonFuuuuuuckI guess I can borrow her but I've had Speed Fuku welded to my borrow spot since she came out
>>2558287>Seiun is Ba-AAAAACCCCKKKKGreat race!996425229964252299642522
>>2558329Nigger I wanted to pull on SpeedMaru, Tachyon Hello, Wit CB + Creek and Ramonu. I am FUCKED
>>2558332>NOOOOOO im bricked and can't win without the meta fronts >Our response????
>>2558332Weird to see zero XOguris
>>2558327Would explain why Tracen is ok with them living together.
>>2558336She's a lateGODDESS
>>2558329luckily for you matikanefukukitaru ssr is a brick so you can stop borrowing her without missing out on anything
>>25583328/9
>>2558329Speed Maru has a million reruns, you'll be fine.
>>2558344And she's easily ticketable
>>2558329Wait until a later maru rerun like the maru + fine one. You can borrow her until then.
silence suzuka owes me sex
>>2558335Seiun is the most meta front because fronts wouldn't work if she didn't exist actually.
>>2558292It helps that the song is pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPDN5mGUlYQ
>>2558327Ah yes, my beautiful high school junior wife.
>>2558353Technically true
>>2558339For some reason I thought she was end. I'm a fucking retard.
>>2558355
>>2558338>Would explain why Tracen is ok with them living together.The catch is they can't ever let Dia, Flash, Fine and Fuku find out.
>5 fronts and pace XOguriMy backliners stood no chance there.
>>2558353I can't believe I skipped her original banner I was such a retard
>>2558360
>>2558332Outclankered.....how will I ever recover?272923342729233427292334One last one.
>>2558371Glad to see you back in practice rooms bro
>>2558371>xog fails 777 and the backup gambleShe is a retard but pls
>>2557220>no umamusume in the OPDamn, I can't get either these days :P
>>2558361Fuku is so cute because she would naturally just have normal dates with you, but it makes her so happy if you do something luck-based with her.
>>2558372I avoided practice rooms and stuck to publics due to the frequent meltys whenever I won. But the one yesterday on the fun room (and about my winrate) pissed me off so bad I said fuck it, can't please everyone.
>>2558376>luck-basedHow does a luck based date look like?
>>2558378I think it's safe to say that the people getting mad are a loud minority
>>2558374Honest mistake, promise
>>25583716/9One more toreina
#1 Classic Q holds the Front the entire time and wins the Just a Game Stakes G1!6837 1905Just a Game Stakes G1 Reenactment9 Slots, bring 11600m TURF TURF TURF Mile. Left, Cloudy Good, Spring, etc.
>>2558378>can't please everyone.I think you should've realized this a long time ago, there is no point letting them win. I am sure there are overwhelmingly more people glad to have you here than testing outside, wuv you
Americans! I need your input. I'll be posting this again as well so don't worry about missing it... I guess? Anyways, trying to determine a good date and time for the next watchparty that's more favorable. Options are in GMT so keep in mind that the days are offset by one(Saturday on the poll would be Friday for you.)Day: https://poal.me/mm7q07Time: https://poal.me/ydmeh2
>>2558378Seeing people crash out over losing to my meta team is the reason I play this game.
>>2558380Take her to the local Casino. Imagine a fanfiction where Trainer T Trainer takes Fukukitaru to a casino for a date and Festa is stalking them, insanely jealous.
>>2558380gambling
>>2558383I know it is, don't worry about it. I just found it funny. You did fine OP, everything else is in the OP anyways. Not too hard to find it.
>>2558355Fukus singing voice sure is....unique, pretty nice thoPlease, any Dacchis, don't spoil but tell me if I am excited over it for nothing
YOU NOW REMEMBEROUNOWREMEMBER
>>2558397>>2558400is that what australians do for dates?
>>2558378Would you rather please a schizo that hates you? Or your training bros? That's the end of it. Glad to see more strong torenas in the rooms
Anyone watching Future Games Show
TWO MONTHS OF DAILIESWITNESS ME
>niggers are serious about "uma musume"can't really see if it's satire or genuine shit
>>25583916/9Going to start this at :10 regardless, good amount already joined.
>>2558393I don't have a time or day preference so consider this reply a +1 to general interest.
>>2558380Take her out on setsubun for a lucky direction roll.Pic related, that's what Laurel is selling in this scene.
>>2558404>Please, any Dacchis, don't spoil but tell me if I am excited over it for nothingWhat does this even mean?
>>2558406I wonder what happened to the old danchou
>>2558412I didn't know it was going on until you mentioned it.
>>2558416I like playing bideo game :)
>>2558425He probably uninstalled a long time ago
>>2558361Fuku is such a great uma
>>2558416This thread is just a parody
>>2558380Nakadashi and hoping it doesn't result in pregnancy.
>>2558434I wanna be like you man (in the game not anything weird)
>>2558434Thanks for hosting! /v/ma is healing
>>2558434>doxxing casually
>>2558391A wild Sweepy appears!8/9, starting at :10!
>>2558436Pregnancy is the good outcome though?
Gold City is so cute...
>>2558448____ ____ ____ __ __ _____
>>2558448You really whiffed this one, City
>>2558445>>2558434
>>2558414Welcome to oy neigh
>>2558448Yeah but... what if the food were you? Haha what if?
>>2558448I mean this in all seriousness what did she mean by this
>>2558448lipstick on anime characters looks so uncanny
>>2558448>Finale UnderwayHow can you leave a career almost completed like this?
>>2558447Not while it's still during her racing career
>>2558459She wants you to eat her petals like she were a flower, in a jokily manner of course
>>2558446>Random moodKill yourself
>>2558459>dense shichi torena
>>2558459Shinchi asks if you would rather have food or flowers as a gift, assuming that its food because come onThen she changes the question to what if it was her or food as a gift instead of flowers, and realises that this makes little sense so she drops the matter because she fucked up what I assume is a joke>>2558463Who the fuck eats flower petals? Is that a thing in Japan?
>Accidentally doxxed a GOATMy bad, I was multi tasking trying to join the other room. 1000 lashes to me
>>2558463You can't eat flowers though
>>2558446>Random moodLuv yourself
>>2558463Hm, flowers don't taste good so that can't be it.
>>2558463>>2558470Does that mean she wants me to eat her pussy out?
>>2558391Your competitors.
>>2558446Half the runners didn't want to be there... :(
>>2558448I don't get it
You guys should never use random moods. Awful can't even happen on CM just put it on Normal ffs
>>2558486Least dense Gold City trainer
>>2558487Agreed for roomas, but this is a random reenactment so it's okay.
Inari-Sama..... I fucking kneel....
let's randomly kill rooma hostscan't be THAT awful, amirite?
>>2558492It's not okay
>>2558487i always use roomas as preparation for a finals, so i set them to great mood
>>2558391And Inari One makes a big charge from the backfield and wins the Just A Game Stakes G1! Congratulations Inari One!
JongyMajsoul Friends Room 16754(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16754
>>2558503And Final Spurt.
>>2558498It is though because it is not CM conditions
>3rd place against some of /vm/a's finest>In a race that had almost exactly the same conditions as the current CMThis bodes well for round 2
>>2558506And placements.
Umas should be in great moods for fun races because they're having fun!
>>2558506Fucking Falcon again
>>2558503Good race.
>3 hours before day 3POST THAT WINRATEPOST YOUR THOUGHTS
Lesson learned, every race will be awful mood here on out.
>>2558512I love it when people use cool epithets on their umas
>>2558514Lucky bastard can go for seconds, meanwhile I'm still waiting for my turn with Curren!
Will Tachyon Speed be usable after GL? I just can't decide if i should go for Maru or Tachyon for a stat stick. Would it be stupid two drop one spark on both banners instead of going all in on one?
>>2558511>Got dead fucking lastI know I will never be at the same level as my inspirations here, but being reminded that constantly hurts
>>255851767.5%Just hoping that Taishin doesn't job too bad today like she did yesterday.
>>2558518That would actually be more fair than just random mood LMAO
>>2558523Remember for every first place there has to be a last place friend. WAGMI
>>2558521Its your 2nd speed card (main for pace) until L'Arc. You may ONLY skip it if your secondary speed card is smaru.
G3 True North Stakes, Race 8. Pick your winners!
>>2558513>my two >fun wins are uraras with bad and awful moodidk idk
>>2558533What's a furlong?
>>2558521It falls off as a generic but it remains viable as a pace specific speed card until L'arc.
>>2558521Tachyon is such a good stat stick that you'll borrow her even after rolling for Maru. You should focus on the running styles each card benefits than the stats they generate. Keep in mind that Maru speed is usable with 1LB (except in MANT)
>>2558533BOOK'EM DANNO
>>255851780% win rate so far. Looking good.
>>2558528No, I am not gonna make it, stop telling me that. It's just not true
>>2558517A little over 50%I'm going to wait for jobber hours in round 2 I think. I didn't do very much work for this cup.
>>2558534Putting Urara is a bad mood is an actual crime.
>>255852180 Priority, Speed Bonus, 40 Friendship Bonus, +2 SP bonus when you're not going to be racing nearly as much in any other scenario so skills are no longer free? Tachyon will be good
>>2558517This CM is like every other CM, I always lose in mileKINO so I don't really care what happens.
>>2558540You keep losing because you want to lose because you can't stop dooming anon
>>2558533Imagination!
>>2558533Be (You)
>>2558514Her top speed got destroyed by awful mood kek
>>2558545Some are drowning here while you post that insane winrate
>>2558533FAUST MENTIONED
>>2558546That's...not how it works
>>25585351 furlong = 200mSo 6 and half are = 1300m. And this is a g3 so no reenactment.
>>2558549>>2558533>scratchedoopbook'em danno then
How dumb is it to skip the first S.maru support banner and wait to roll for it on the rerun with Fine Motion? I don't have a single copy of Fine Motion.
>>2558546I keep losing because I am not good enough>because you want to loseI don't want to lose>because you can't stop doomingI doom because I can't stop losing
>>2558036>POV: You're android 17
>>2558558Do you run fronts?
>>2558559Have you considered winning?
>>2558558Very smart if you don't have fine
>>2558558Not dumb at all. In fact, I think most players that want S.Maru are going to roll on that particular banner since FineMo is still very good as well.
>>2558558I think a lot of people are doing exactly that.
>>2558561KEK
>>2558533>>2558538>>2558556#3 Book'em Danno wins with a Truimphant Pulse at the last 200m and pushes past to 1st.
>>2558540Did you make group a? Post em
>>2558224>
>>2558574Isn't he the best Sprinter in the US right now?
>>2558574mcgarrett WON
>>2558574err #6.
Any conclusions from early Cancer rooms?
Remember to hydrate anon! Beer is also accepted.
>>2558577Woah its Amiya!
>>2558568Yes, doesn't work
>>2558583it's just aries without u=ma2 and firm course terrorist
>>2558583>Xog strong but inconsistent>Fronts are a menace >Backliners in full damage control. Must be saved by dober
>>2558558What do I do if I DO have FineMotion and want to roll on a shit ton of cards this summer?
>>2558588Where is my arknights/uma collab
>>2558578No idea, but he had a really cool guts push right at the end. I rarely see that from race horses so far. And they have some very cool race angles at this course.
>>2558577There are so many lovely wives in uma I find it really hard to be faithful.
>>2558583mediumslop
>>2558585I have some Sprite and Vodka. Should I drink it?
>>2558583Fronts are back to being metaXoggers are the gamblers Lates and Ends get cucked once more.
>>2558583Fronts are incredibly strong, XOguri is a bit inconsistent and as a pace it looks like she's can't quite catch up to the leading front runner.Late/End has it rough between fighting for Pump/MPB and just not being able to get into that position in the first place in heavy Front/Pace rooms.
>>2558378Did you end up doing that guide with commentary? ._.
>>2558517I just hope Ogurin's lack of mile S doesn't end up being the deciding factor.
>>2558602>slopbroken
>>2558601ive always loved this imagebut why is she on an ostrich?
>>2558224I find Inari One extremely seggso
>>2558610No clue why she's riding it, but that ostrich is from the epsatono island scenario.
>>2558601careful, don't say that around your trainees
>>2558563Just v.bourbon and maru herself. I do plan on rolling for ricky.Thank you everyone else for your feed back.
>>2558610No idea other than it being a reference to the island scenario
>>2558617>I do plan on rolling for ricky.Better start making parents in advance
>>2558585I am a proud servant of Allah and would never consume iblis' poison.
>>2558619HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>2558517If I can get to A finals, spechud will be key to winning plat.
>>2558606No because im a lazy flatlinin neigha lol, I'll get around to it now that I have aces to grind.
>>2558623which uma would say this?
idea: front runner XOgurin
>>2558609i'd better run 2 sprints than a mediumliterally the same
>>2558615Speaking of that did we end up getting something more out of the Epsatono Files or did the administration succesfully sweep it under the rug?
>>2558610Why aren't you?
>>2558619when are we getting the ostrich guts card?
>>2558623Salam Alaikum
>>2558619OH NO NO NO NO NO NO UMABROS EXPLAIN THIS?????
>>2558622She needs a fuck ton of greens, right?
>>2558631It's been done before, it sucks. She has 0 mid race skills
>>2558619SUZUME MUSUMEWON
>>2558633There were the recent der/v/ revelations.
>>2558517>ThoughtsPaces are dead. Ready for another 3rd place finals.
>>2558598Arknights collabs with literally everything (they did an m*p one recently lmao) so it's definitely possible, plus they're CCP's best friends so they won't get censored for le gambling stuff, if anything cygames would deny it because uma hasn't collabed with anything
>>25586386 greens to be exact
G1 Jaipur Stakes G1 race 9. Pick your winner!
>>2558648Works For Me works for me
An OC based on recent developments in the threadThis list is incomplete; (You) can help by expanding it
>>2558648Idk if it's the best horse to bet on, but I'm hoping it works for me.
>>2558648Works For Me!
>>2558648THE Beer man?
>>2558648I believe in governor sam
>>2558648BEER ME, JOHN
>>2558638Absolutely. You need dedicated parents for her and the track she's going to run on. She's no V.Bourbon or Falcon. She's undoubtedly the strongest front runner on dirt, but anyone rolling for her without proper preparation is in for a rude awakening. Don't be surprised if you see people roll for her, realize what they've gotten themselves into, and start calling her a rugpull uma.
>>2558652Lmao.
>>2558652kek that's hillarious
>>2558652lmfao
>>2558629All the umas that point their fingers up
>>2558652KEK
>>2558648Absolutely all in on 26 black
>>2558517Should be comfortably into A finals assuming to don’t get fed to turbo UG whales.
>>2558652Zumas will never recover from this
>>2558652Wait what did nishino do?
>>2558652I'd let Flower ruin my life iykwim
>>255865210/10
>>2558652QRD on why Flower's there?
>>2558652LMAO
>>2558652I don't get the Doto one
>>2558648Reef Runner.>>2558652Very nice.
>>2558652Zumabros...
>>2558648MY BOY PRINCE
>>2558652
>>2558669>>2558676https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2552628/#2554298
>>2558669Zoomer who never learned to hide his power level played the game in the living room where his mother watched him ponder a training while Nishino was wearing a swimsuit.
>>2558658>rickey is a dirty frontOi. I thought she was a based pace...
>>2558652I only know the Nishino one because its recent but storytime on the other two? or anyone has screencaps?
>>2558628Thank you!
>>2558669>>2558676See>>2554298
>>2558686She's both.
>>2558652Oh my fucking God dude, 10/10
>>2558686She can do both running styles but she's generally used as a front runner because her dirt gold requires her to be on the first half of the pack
>>2558684Doto was funny and he could have brushed it off if he played his cards rightIt's actually over for this guy though.
>>2558652FUCKING LMAO, outstanding. I love you mate
>>2558686She has Pace Savvy built in and A in both
>>2558678>>2558688
>>2558652Nishino is too sexo, she ruined billions of trainers and you drew her perfectly anon-sama
>>2558652My fucking sides
>>2558707>>2558691>>2558684Could someone get a screenshot done of the Nishino incident like >>2558707
>>2558666Grim tidings.
>>2558707Maybe Fukutards just tried to saved us. Were we wrong for genociding them?
>>2558712There is a reason why I am only allowed to gamble the minimum buy in and everybody bets the inverse.It is a curse I am forced to carry I guess.
>>2558707I keep forgeting that I'm in a weeb thread, these moments make me feel like maybe I'm too "normal" to be here.
>>2558652Bro, I'm fuckin crying
>>2558718The idolshit horse game isn't enough?
>>2558711Seconding
As a front main is this a good idea? Or should I skip the first Maru run completely? I would like to MLB her but I also need to pull on her second banner for FineMo who I currently only have at 2LB.
>>2558691I genuinely don’t see how this is even a big deal, like yeah if they walked in on you watching an Illya/Kuro mana transfer or some shit sure. But the swimsuits in this are stupidly tame, if a parent had an issue with this they are probably just absurdly over the top prudes.
>>2558652/vm/a - a magical place
>>2558729You definitely want to get LB1 from the first banner
>>2558730yeah anon maybe for you
>>2558652What did the Tanuki do?
>>2558730I get that we're on 4chan but if you can't see how it would be concerning to walk in on your teenage son staring at a child in a swimsuit you're a lost cause.
>>2558729If you're a front main, I'd consider rolling the first banner and then crystal/selector Maru instead of rolling the second banner since the problem with the rerun is that FineMo's on her way out at that point since you've got Ramonu and then Bourbon Wit in the near future
>>2558729I was also thinking of doing 200 on each because I want Finemo for CM20. I feel like this makes sense because Maruzen is good starting at 1LB.
>>2558739teenage would be fine, but that guy's probably 20+
I know some of you guys are married. What would YOU do if you ran into your son staring at Nishino (or similar). This assuming of course that you never revealed your power level to them about being a horsegirl trainer in an anonymous ethiopian fish-slapping forum
>>2558730>be boomer that does not know what anime or video games are.>look at my young adult son staring intensely at his phone for 30 seconds a video of an elementary school girl in a swimsuit bouncing around.
>>2558748>At least he's not a faggot.
>>2558730desu yeah, the umas are as tame as it can get, hell my parents saw me playing it and didn't even blink or care, for them it's just japanese cartoons for kids>>2558739pixel loli anon, no parent in their right mind would give a shit about it.
>>2558748If he likes that bodytype just go for a flatty dude. There are tons of smaller women out there.
>>2558713Behold, the terror Fukutards were trying to save you fromhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo
>>2558748>oh no, he's just like me when I was young
>>2558748Idc, I get it
>>2558748"you are a disgrace to this house and should have picked sweep"
>>2558739If you stare at the screen for thirty seconds you’re going to see all the training options, you are going to see the numbers. If you jump straight to ‘my son needs a talking to’ because he’s contemplating something in a video game he’s either given them reason to think negatively about this shit already or they are reacting way over the top.
>>2558752You underestimate how some parents are, evangelical parents are a nightmare for example.
>>2558748She better be an oshipick!
>>2558758Just saying, when I was younger my mother thought I was a faggot because I picked peach in smash bros. Boomers have a weird relationship with games
>>2558759thank god my parents are catholic then (we didn't go to church for three years already kek), sucks to be that anon I guess, my parents never gave a shit about whatever fapped about
>>2558752>pixel loli anon, no parent in their right mind would give a shit about it.You are just to deep into weebdom to comprehend an outsider's perspective.
>>2558767i can see it
Stop crashing my wife's coin.
>>2558765>I picked peach in smash brosSorry anon...you ARE a faggot.
>>2558767Before the Meido Sakuya-san stabs you to death, anything final to say?
>>2558758The numbers are small and for all she knows he's playing some kind of strip game. She's not going to go "oh this must be some kind of number go up training game, silly anon!", she's thinking "there is a prepubescent girl in a skintight swimsuit doing stretches"
>>2558767IS THAT
mile CMs may actually be kino now that Taiki has fallen off
Some anons forget that weebs used to be bullied for liking anime but nowadays the only thing that gets you bullied is if you reveal that you're a lolichad
Hey, you.You have a good set of pipes!
>>2558652>Nishino anon Did his parents kick him out of the house?
>>2558774I would be more worried if my son was staring 30 second at an anime boy in swimsuit, then I would be concerned that my son was unironically a faggotan anime girl in a swimsuit is barely a blink on a radar unless his mom's brain was fried by evangelical shit.
>>2558652Actual 10/10 Nishino is so bottom heavy on this pic it makes me diamonds
>>2558778Some anons weren't even alive during that era. 2008 was 18 years ago.
>>2558767>Catholic>Not caring about masturbationI pressed x to doubt.
>>2558774And it would take anon all of one second to click on a training to show her what it actually is.
>haven't done parent runs for so long i had completely forgotten what kind of filthy worthless sluts dober and ryan areAt least i have a million clocks to burn.
>>2558783>Thank god my son wants to fuck child girls instead of child boys!Anon please pump the breaks.
>>2558785It's fucking sickening that there's a zuma that was born in 2008 in this board and is proud about it, I've been browsing as long as he's been alive
>>2558788YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>2558617>>2558658Tell me more about her, what's her deal? She looks cute. She is the third dirter we get right?
>>2558788ryan? when would you ever need pump?
>>2558730My mother would probably be weirded out by it and she's not super conservative or anything given she drinks every weekend (and during the week) and used to go clubbing.My grandparents that I grew up with would probably care less given they didn't care about me owning Love Hina light novels with big titty bitches on the cover in middle school and full art during some chapters, plus I watched whatever anime was on late night toonami/adult swim with my aunt. Naru a shit, by the way.
>>2558787>Show parents an uma run to prove I'm not a pedophile>Hot springs ticket
>>2558791I'll apologize when they stop losing races with triple the stats.
>>2558790There are absolutely underageb&s posting with us RIGHT NOW
My grandparents walked in on me looking at grotesque inflation/obesity porn on /d/ and I was able to brush it off with a chuckle while saying "Man, my friends are showing me some REALLY weird stuff!"Do zumas really not know how to brush things off in a similar way?
>>2558787Yeah but do you think a bumbling retard panicked teenager is gonna do that?
>>2558738>What did the Tanuki do?Everything, anon. Everything
>>2558786No no mine didn't care either. And my mom caught a picture I saved of a redhead with gigantic tits on my phone
>>2558792She's the reason Falcon will never be a q/v/een until she gets her blue form in a few years
>>2558792little boys love her
>>2558799Why would anyone under 18 go to 4chan of all places these days?
>>2558794It's the main parent for backliners in most tracks.
>>2558730it's basically the difference between having american parents or not I guess, if that anon's parents were from a third world country like me they wouldn't give a shit most likely
>>2558797KEK
Zumas run this thread, move on unc
>>2558792Chinese larper Feng shui magical lucky uma
>>2558800I genuinely don't have quick feet/wit to come up with something like that if they caught my WG/BE porn I genuinely wouldn't know what to say
>>2558759>evangelical parents are a nightmare for example.Can confirm.
>>2558800They absolutely didn't believe you by the way, it's just easier for all parties to pretend that's true.
>>2558652>>2558707Did the Dotofag get a new job?
>>2558809That would be Dober, actually. Kanata is literally twice as good as Pump because it activates in position 5.
>>2558802Sorry, I forgot his zuma brain is probably hard wired into need to run and ask grok or ChatGPT how he should respond before doing something simple like just showing her what the game is.
I got this
>>2558826>new job during the trump crash
>>2558826He genuinely never posted again. Or he just pretended and is just posting here no problem
>>2558804Bullshit, my mom and catholics as a whole are massive prudes. The entire reason why 'catholic schoolgirls' trope exists is because of how repressed they are, because masturbation is a sin, and you know it's a sin, and you did it anyways.
>>2558814>BakushinIt should have been Calzone O
>>2558831Curren's weakest subscriber.Good job.
My father slapped me and called me a faggot because I wanted a Kirby game once, all because Kirby was cute and pink, he bought me maddenslop instead. You never know how dumb boomers can be
>>2558648>>2558679#5 Reef Runner pushes past 2 others and wins the Jaipur Stakes G1!4385 9716Jaipur Stakes G1 Reenactment9 slots bring 11200m TURF SPRINT. Left, Cloudy Good, Spring, etc.
>>2558831my condolences
>>2558827It's not twice as good because Ryan applies to more tracks. Consult the chart.
>>2558842That's fucked up. I'm sorry you had to play madden, anon.
>>2558836There is obviously an spectrum, like I said, mine caught me with that picture and didn't mention it again. She probably only knows that I am not a faggot at least
>>2558842>he bought me maddenslop insteadLMAO
>>2558846Anon...
>>2558798Just tell her you want to make sweet passionate love like her romance novels and she'll win no issue. Always works for me.
>>2558845I still don't understand this image
How do I get these 2 things
>>2558845I've researched up to CM28 so far and haven't found a single race where Pump is relevant.
>>2558843Where's the stream? NYRA cut off and I don't see it on Peacock yet
>>2558856Do 5 careers a day and buy every glow stick you see
>>2558842Based boomer. Rice posters deserve the abuse
>>2558836Depends on the country/state I think, some will be looser than others in regards to that
>>2558858go back to /vg/
>>2558860I do that and I don't have Yepper's bullshit.
>>2558856In the future there's going to be some sort of thing that lets you unlock those without having to get them through careers
>>2558859Fox/Fox One/Fox Sports 1/Fox Sub service. https://www.nyra.com/belmont-stakes/event-info/tv-schedule/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtMMe70JXNE This is a shitty stream streaming it too but high chance it will get X'ed.
>charming pre-debut>mile S>groundwork>fast learner>gets cucked by both speed cards the entire run
>>2558867No wonder some of you are so frontbroken with a mindset like this.
>>2558871It will, Fox did that last year
>>25588432/9. Please bring your local speedtard! I know many of you have Kings and Flowers in your stables!
I just hope Golden Tempo loses.It's what their pussy ass owner/trainer deserves for not running him in the Preakness and denying us the hope of a Triple Crown winner.
>>2558871I fucking hate sports streaming so much with the 700 billion different services
>>2558876Alright I'll join, I need a break from working anyways.
Has anyone seen this month's Humble bundle? I genuinely don't recognize any of those games. They all look like garbage
>>2558829"Freeze" is a genuine flight or fight response that usually gets glossed over. If it triggers at the wrong time, it takes a significant amount of concentration to break it. And the way he writes it, she had already been looking over his shoulder at him staring intently at nishino. Pressing the train button wouldn't save him, the fact is from her perspective he was staring intently at a child in a swimsuit, and it will take a significant amount of explanation to convince them otherwise. Even if they understand it's a game, 'why pick the child instead of the adult ones'.
My aunt was a hardcore evangelical ultra conservative fundamentalist, the type that donated to televangelists and went to comedically huge borderline insulting megachurches, my cousin could not do ANYTHING in his childhood she wouldn't even allow him to read books or play games with magic or stuff and the only thing my cousin was allowed to consume was right wing propaganda and ultra christian sloppa, the moment he left his house he became the biggest degenerate I've ever met. Some parents are just crazy with control and have massive amygdalas.
>>2558878>Dude we should force horses to run extremely tight schedules!We should have you run several marathons for three months back to back
>>2558874Literally, that third rate mentality is pathetic>hey, (opinion that had value and could help others)>HURRRR DURRRRRR I DISAGREE VEE GEEWhat
>>2558843>8/9 but can no longer join because of the time limitAlways set fun races to 3h minimum just in case.
>>25588438/9 one more sportthanks all for joining so quickly!Starting at :40.
>>2558874The frontbroken don't have rights
>>2558892never happened btw
>>2558878Running a horse in 3 races within 5 weeks is horrifically risky. That's a shitton of strain on them. There is a very good reason why almost nobody attempts it.
>>2558898You're a dumbass retard but whatever. Have your (You)
>AwfulIt was fuckin over before it started
>>2558896Not joining if it's random mood
>>2558895foooooooooooooooook sorry >>2558896
>>2558905no one cares also kill yourself
>>2558889>>2558899it's been this way for 100 years you fags
>>2558888Heh, funny. I had a similar cousin. His parents weren’t religious, but they were incredibly stingy with money. Even though they were doing quite well financially, they never bought him anything beyond the absolute cheapest brands and second-hand clothes. Every purchase had to be the lowest-cost option available, no exceptions. Then, the moment he came of age, he immediately started blowing all his money on the stupidest shit imaginable.
>>2558907Not killing myself until you stop putting it in random mood
>>2558907Why so upset anon? Take a moment to smell the roses
>>2558843>>2558896Your competitors.
>>2558908Yeah and there's only 13 triple crowns because nobody wants to kill their fucking horse, idiot.
>>2558629Air Jihad
>>2558905based>>2558907cringe
>>2558836I think it's more based on ethnic culture. All the Irish Catholics I've known are walking embodiments of Catholic guilt, forcing their kids to go to confessions and shit. The Germans never gave a fuck as far as I know. And when the Mexicans found their kids sinning they'd just slap them and be done with it, no big deal after that.
>>2558914Sakura Laurel looks weird in gate 8.
>cucked out of two possible room wins due to awful moodoh well, it was >fun
>>2558921How bad is it that I'm growing increasingly attracted to smart falcon every day
>>2558888I remember vividly thinking my mom was strict with her catholic stuff, she's pretty devout, couldn't say oh my god, so on. Then I went to my cousin's birthday who had a fucking bibleman themed party and suddenly it didn't seem so bad. Like at least I got real Batman.
>>2558921>aiming for >wins instead of >funfirst mistake
>>2558927She has like ZERO good lewds so pretty bad
>>2558905based. Fuck random mood mickey mouse races designed to help shitters win
>>2558927Your brain is becoming round
>>2558843And Silence Suzuka holds the front and wins the Jaipur Stakes! Congratulations Silence Suzuka!
>>2558943LETS GO SILENCE SUZUME
>>2558931Maybe, but consider this
I feel like if she didn't have bad mood my Front G Kingu could've won.
>>2558943Corner Shot
>>2558935Good, falco is underrated in hotness
Falcon can be sexy but I would never ever betray our fan/idol relationship by having sex with her.
>>2558951The moment that BONO touches the ground the entire racetrack is going to explode
>>2558946SQUEEZE HARDER
>340 epithet stat points in schedule>end up with 180 because of lost racesI hate training non-fronts in this nigger scenario
>>2558951Why is Bono flying?
>>2558959ICBM
>>2558953Kino
>>2558951And Placements.
>>2558930Awful mood isn't fun, for the girls isn't fun either
>>2558951This is an optical illusion, the Bonos are actually both in the back by a large distance
>>2558951>Nishino flower watching Akebono descend
I did itFuck this event
Falcon is built like a fridge, she is the least sexual uma in the game
>>2558927I wish she kept more elements from her prototype in her racewear, they got rid of almost all the yellow and I prefer the shoes/stockings over kneesocks/sneakersThe white and red does pop out, though. Also>Frills
>>2558971Rainfall dollchads....
>>2558964>another purged fileOh for fucks sake, fucking jewbox
>>2558971uhh your rainfall dolls for the LoH track manipulation?
>>2558976I think falco has a curren top 3 best racewear in the game, but i don't like the sneakers.
G1 Woody Stephens Stakes G1, pick your winner!1400m Dirt Left.
>>2558981>curren top 3
>>2558982Englishman? In a horse race?
>>2558982>englishman Umas for this feel?
>>2558982Six Speed, for a sprint bakushining with 6 speed cards is the most optimal strategt. I'm all in.
>>2558982Six Speed of course. Speed is in his name, how could be not be the fastest?
>>2558982Why would they drop a random ass Anglo in the middle of the racetrack
>>2558979hey don't blame them, blame AIfags
>>2558982SIX SPEED
>>2558986lmao
>>2558982Obliteration
>>2558994>calling an irish english do you have a deathwish?
>>2558982Imagine Englishman in New York
>>2558982Fuck all of you Umiggers. Obliteration my goat.
>>2558982EXODIA, OBLITERATE
>>2558982Taj Mahal sir .
>>2558982>solitude dudeHey that's (you) anon!
guess the sparks
>>2559005Guts, style
>>25590051* stamina, 2* pace
>>2559005Guts 1 Late 1 my beloved
>>25590052* wit, 1* late
>>2558517Somehow maintained 90%, but the competition was nothing compared to practice rooms. I think I'll do fine for round 2 but curious to see how much it will drop, probably to 60-70%
>>25590051 guts, 2 dirt, 1 unique.
>>25590051* wit, 1* turf
out of all the vidya announcements yesterday, the only one that got me excited was that MDHR is developing 2 new games
>>2558652This is great
>>25590051 turf 1 wit
>do not respond
>>2559005Could be worse i suppose.
>>2559015Idk what the fuck you're talking about but please, keep your stupid drama out
>>2558980You can use items in LoH?
>>25590052* wit 2* late 3* MPB
>>2558976Wow I actually really like her beta racewear. The shoes are so much better, the lack of the goofy suspenders, those stockings, the yellow to offset her gmod missing texture dress.Her in game model might be the biggest downgrade I've ever seen.
Uhhh
>>2559026You didn't brick your account by wasting your dolls, right?
>>2559030der/v/ agent
>>2559030Chad
>>2559030>That name and club>Profile uma is a clearly adult courtesanLarp
>>2559026Madiganefugugidaru :DDDDD
>>2559031No, I never use those dolls. Does this mean LoH isn't "live" like CM either?
>>255851785%. I feel whether i win or not comes down to if Cheer Kingu gets in a good spot
>>2559037CM is live anon....
test
>>2559037CM is live bruh
>>2559035I don't know what's sadder being a pedophile or being the guy that wants to be included and pretends to be one.
>>2559030>that borrow uma>that borrow card>that profile umanot a real der/v/ glowie, oy neigh falseflag
>>2559042>>2559045>lies
>>2559030I look like this
>>2559015Don't ever post here again
>>2559051H A N S H I NAHSHIN
>>2559030Gold City WOULD do this
>der/v/ back then>evil gaslighter club that rigged every race>always running head to head to whoever was the top club>evil niggas all around>der/v/ nowadays>lol pedos hahawhat went wrong
>>2558711Too lazy to do any more than this
Where the roomas at
>>2559060All of those things apply though
>>2559060Once you become a joke, no one will take you seriouslyWhen no one will take you seriously, you can do anything you want without being noticed
>>2559062i killed those hosts
>>2559061Good enough for now, thanks, I might take a crack at it some other day
>>2559060Just like big Epstein irl...
>>2559061Really it just needs a picture of flower next to it
>>2558982>>2558985>>2558986>>2558990>>2558999#7 Englishman wins the Woody Stephens G1 no contest. Congratulations Englishman.5419 12359 Slots bring 11400m DIRT, spring sunny firm left etc.Basically bring Haru or Maru if it isn't clear enough, but you're a madman if you trained any other Sprint Dirters.
>>2558652I wonder what he's been up to nowadays
I just realized that Tazuna's name is たづな and not たずな. What the FUCK is the difference?
>>2559076Oh i forgot about Shuttle too.
>>2558517Winrate: 6.7% (2/30)Thoughts: Better than it was last CM. Doesn't mean I'm terribly happy, but a 0% is pretty easy to improve upon.
>>2559082I presume づ and ず are different uhhh....sounds?Okay so Kanji is like two alphabets, one is for objects and stuff, other is sounds to make words out of, right?
>>2559060It's the "jetfuel can't melt steam beams tehe" effect. Goyim can't handle harsh realities so they turn it into a joke.
>>2559076My Capricorn Digitan is going to job to MANT umas but I'm bringing her anyway.
>>2559082Donbro here.Sorry about being annoying, but how do I get new characters?
>>2558517Hmmm around 34%, perhaps deciding to brave the A semifinals was a bad idea after all...
>>2559062What rooms you want?
>>2559096Buy the pass and use egoshard crates
>>2558652>Be a manchild in my 30s>See mom, these are horse girls based off real horses>"Aww who is that she's so cute?">That's Special Week mom, see she even has the same markings as the horse>We watch the derby together and I explain all the strategies behind the different running styles>wow I'm so glad you're getting more interested in horses anon, you know my family has been watching the derby every year since we were kids!It's that easy!
>>2559096I didn't mean to quote you my bad
>>2559096You roll for them on their banner, its like in Limbus with IDs, dummyOh and also daily legends races, but that takes a while
>>2559096The power of credit card
>>2559076oh shit it already filled. Starting at :16
OH BOY THE SMAFO CUP
>>2559096Rolling gacha (expensive), daily legend races (takes time), and buying one uma selector during the anniversary.
>>2559099>he buys the pass instead of abusing the bot on cheap refills
If I see my team getting posted here during round 2 and my umas won, then an anon really matched up vs me and lost honorably.If I see my team getting posted during round 2 and they lost, then that anon merely beat my ghost and it didn't count.
>>2559109It's like $10 twice a year because they're slow as fuck releasing cantos. I'd rather do that then run a bot 24/7.
Lmao
>>2559118Uh anon, your image cut offwhere are the rest of the whites?
Kawakami has such a cute seiyuu
>>2559115sorry not sponsoring the cocaine addict
>>2559076Your competitors.
>3dpd >cute
>>2559125Haru is so tiny...
>>2559123Kek'd and kawaii
>>2559125Why doesn't the biggest Uma simply eat the smaller ones?
>>2559125Digitan is surrounded surely that means she wins right?
>>2559125Is digi a midget?
>>2559127Digitan a gremlin
>>2559060We still do that though
>>2558871Fox regular is mainstream coverageFS1 is going to be the more "horseplayer targeted" coverage
>>2559121I didn't want any of these skills, they're just for jokes though 3*stam sprint parent does sound less useful anyway
>>2559131She do be watching them behinds
>>2559132Can you imagine someone looking like this as tall? No, no Secretariat
>>2559140Don't talk to me or my musume ever again
40 minutes before judgement anon.Confess your sins so you are worthy of the kingdom of finals
>>2559145I jacked off to my Danchou's Wuv you sticker
>>2559076>>2559125Smart Falcon barely beats Oguri Cap by a nose and wins the Woody Stephen Stakes! Congratulations Smart Falcon!
>>2559145I have ended the careers of multiple anons when we matched during round 2
>>2559148THE GOAT IS SO COOL
>>2559144Wait someone saved my shitpost that I made 7 months ago and posted once to no replies? This is newsworthy!
>>2559146oy neigh bro...
>>2559114What if one of us beats you at the finals?
>>2559076I DON'T RUN TURF TRACKS, I RUN DIRT, MY DEAR
>>2559145I was overly combative and rude to a fellow trainer for no real reason. I'm just an exciteable man
Which Sweepy? Right one also has pump
>>2559145I paypigged
>>2559145I didn't train for this CM nearly as hard as the last 2 and she's probably going to lose because I didn't give 110% to make the best Kawakami I could
>>2559157FASTER
>>2559148Cornet Shot
>>2559153It's a good picture, when I see Digi in that pose I always think of itt. digi wuv'r
>>2559096You go to the scout menu and choose the banner you want to pull on. Ideally you should not pull for any banner unless you have at least 30k carats in order to ensure you can hit the pity.
Read your lobby conversations you lazy ojisans
>>2559157she may have no mile S or any speed greens but that's no excuse for having the lowest winrate in my team
>>2559160I think left but im not an end expert
>>2559157Anyone got Chibi Falco but making the spe stare face?
>>2559145I bought the anniversary carat packs 3 times and they've finally run out from daily rolls. I only got four 3 star umas. I really regret spending that money.
>>2559168Hmmm.... nyo
>>2559168YADAI DON'T WANNA
>>2559144Who would be most annoyed by Digital's perversion anyways?
>>2559145I made a sovl team but at the same time made a backup Tamamo for the time I feel that I'll fail to enter Round 2 group A
>>2559172
I thought I recognized you. I sent you a Wuv You one morning three months ago, and you never sent one back!
>>2559180I feel like Bakushin would be really non-receptive to her antics.
>>2559184That Wuv You was lousy!
>>2559168>check club lobby>wuv you!>dirt shoes request>wuv you!>dirt shoes request>wuv you!Am I missing something here?
G1 Met Mile G1 Race 11. Pick your winner!1600m Mile Dirt.
can't find a good stream that isn't buffered to hell
>>2559192NYO- I MEAN NYSOS
>>2559183
>>2559192You think those people ever watch the races from their windows?Journalism
I just ran the numbers and it does seem like it's not looking good for /v/mapyoi!!!
>>2559183Is this what it takes to be the number 1 umadol? 1 eye?
>>2559192I'm 0-2 so we'll try Antiquarian. A student of the past must have learnt at least a thing or two no?
>>2559192Oh this is the G1 right? My fuarking HERO journalism
>>2559192It's time for the VIBE CHECK
>>2559192Wait, Journalism is racing today?
>>2559202Neighas are modeling /v/mapyoi's fan count im fucking crying
Wake me up in 25 bings
>>2559202KEK
>>2559148Aieeeeee i forgot to save the placements forgive me Spreadsheet anon1. Smart Falcon2. Oguri Cap3. Taiku Shuttle I think4 Haru UraraPlease anyone correct.
>>2559192Vibe
>>2559202NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2559210Yeppers, G1 KINO inbound
>>2559145I got so caught up in competing with everyone else that I lost sight of what was important.https://files.catbox.moe/nzszpm.jpg
>>2559202I would say it's not looking good, but that's a given at this point. I'd even go so far as to say it was never looking good for /bee/mapyoi.
Journalism is the coolest umarican ever, sovereignty could never
>>2559202https://files.catbox.moe/jbw6vh.gif
>>2559219and what was that?
>20 minutesSOON.
>>2559229I'm scared...
I don't think I'll be joining you guys, my team is not enough
>>2559226My wife, Suzuka.
>>2559231Hopefully this will helphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qds85R0XCRA
Baking in 15Any requests for OP? I was gonna use>>2558652
>>2559192>>2559196https://files.catbox.moe/7gdqf5.png#1 Nysos takes the win effortlessly. Congratulation Nysos on winning the Met Mile!7202 5642Met Mile G1 reenactment9 slots bring 11600m DIRT MILE, Sunny Firm, left, spring, etc.NO IMAGES NO IMAGES NO IMAGESBELMONT STAKES in 1 hours 15 minutes estimated.
WHy is she called round round? Because her tongue goes round and round?
>>2557164Are you enjoying the show?
>>2559190Send me back a Wuv You!
>>2559238Looking good!
>>2559202quantbro?
>>2559220>comments that aged horribly >>2535988
>>2559145I wanted to post in club chat that I went 20-0, but I felt it would have been in bad taste after seeing my clubmates say their Gemini performance wasn't looking good.
>>2559240Hair makes her head look like a sphere
>>2559247I went 20-0 and got death threats here lol. Don't be ashamed to be strong anon.
>>2559247Your club doesn't support each other no matter what? If someone posted that they went 20-0 in my club there'd be a flood of congratulations stickers.
>>2559247Fuck you. You should've posted it would've celebrated
>>2559252NEVER make /v/mers angry
>>2559247I would mambo sticker your statement no matter how shit my own performance was. Ignore the mongoloids.
>>2559238I would like the Taishin "You retard" for day 4 pls.
>>2559264Got it
>>25592397/9Pretend there's a picture of a bunch of cute dirt umas here.Starting at :55 because y'all are getting ready for Round 2.
>>2559264We need a taishin OP on the 10th since it's BOTH her birthday and the stakes. Imagine losing on your birthday.
>>2559267There's not a single cute girl in the lobby
>>2559267>10 minutes
>>2559269I've lost on my birthday since the day I was born.
>>2559269It should be an ogurin OP it's the end of her reign (unless the funniest outcome happens)
>>2559267https://litter.catbox.moe/dp50ot5ppde577fl.png
>>2559269Taishin either has the biggest redemption story ever and is forever unkwabbed, or becomes the KWABOTY forever. No in betweens
>>2559243Make me
>>2559277OUR HEROES!!!!
>>2559183Falco if she hot
>Showtime event has 8 more days>Only 13 rewards left for meOkay, that's enough level 4 CBT. Back to level 2.
>>2559278Either way it will be extremely entertaining. I can't wait.
>>2559280...and daiwa scarlet!
>>2559278I don't look forward to never being able to post one of my favorite umas ever again.
>>2559282I'm surprised at how fast I'm almost done with it. I remember it being way worse last time. Sooner the better, need to prep for the next CM
>>2559254>>2559258>>2559262It's not normally an issue, but I got back from doing my tickets for the day and one of the members had just announced that they didn't make group A. I couldn't find the right timing.https://files.catbox.moe/98ozzy.png
>>2559285That's how it'll end up with that atitude. Into the taishin mines you go.
NEW THREAD NOW OP YOU SLOW ASS NIGGER
Bread Incoming
https://files.catbox.moe/s6os6o.png
Digichan only race doko?
>>2559287We have the double TP option this time, and that it takes place during the CM unlike last time when it happened at the same time that people were still in the ace mines.
>>2559288Just check in a little later. I want to celebrate my clubmates even if I'm doing fuck all this CM
>>2559294I'd join, but not 5 min before round 2 starts.
>>2559247I doomed in my club chat and someone here said they would kick me if they were danchou so I am not posting in chat again
MAN THE HARPOONS
>>2559285It's only jokes anon. It's as serious as you want it to be. Please don't stop posting your umawife, whatever happens happens
>frieza_five.png
>>2559305>>2559305>>2559305MOVE NOW
>threads baking minutes after image limit is hit>gloatniggers are celebrated/vm/a is on the verge of a downfall
>>2559288The right timing would have been right after you post the Tach sticker to laugh at the anon that failed and just before you post the *rapes you* Opera sticker
>>2559289I've been in there most of the CM, and Bamboo Memory is driving me absolutely insane. Fuck this card.
>>2559082Technically it makes the name Tadzuna, but I think everyone in-game drops the d consonant so it just becomes Tazuna. It's the Japanese equivalent of a silent letter.>>2559082
>>2559213Sky shouldn't be this sexy.
>>2559311Thank god I decided to borrow CB for my ends like a sane person
Before round 2 starts I want to say that it's really funny that erauma has a skill called "Huge Jet Stream" where your uma loses stamina but gets a big boost to speed and maneuverability after orgasming during a race
>>2559213WAKE UP WAKE UP
>>2559327>orgasming during a racehoeh?
>>2559307Image limit was hit 20 minutes earlier and round 2 is starting, why even wait
Fellow shitters, see you once again in twelve hours
>>2559327I don't know where you get the toys and nobody else plays this game so I will never know.
>>2559340By using THAThttps://litter.catbox.moe/ml133dp5cxkrl9y0.webm
>>2559340If you buy sex toys then you can put them on your uma during a race. This results in a stat penalty and a chance for you to lose prestige afterwards instead of gaining it, but there's a skill you can buy to get rid of the penalty and the gold version actually increases their stats while using them instead.>>2559354If you go to the shopping street alone you can go to "the little pink shop" that sells them
>think about orgasming umas>get hornyNow i have to umasturbate or i can't do my runs, thanks
