The last Pokegirl you fapped to has appeared out of nowhere and introducing herself to your parents as your new girlfriend. How awkward is it?
>>55771717>MarleyNot weird at all. My dad always wanted me to breed with a cute Aryan princess like her and continue the superior white bloodline.
>>55771717But that's Clay's wife
>>55771717>FlanneryProbably with pride, seeing how i managed to score such a babe as her
>DelcattyGood thing she can’t speak English
>>55771730Marley is white
>>55771717>Akarithey probably wonder why a 15 year old japanese girl is attracted to a 25 year old NEET lowlife. plus my mom casually played pokemon up until the switch, so she probably knows who Dawn is and that makes it even more awkward
I WON! I FUCKING WON THE GAME OF LIFE! 0 AWKWARDNESS, I FUCKING WON, FURTHERMORE, I'LL SAY WE'RE GETTING MARRIED AND ABOUT TO HAVE TWINS
>>55771730Marley is not Iranian.
>>55771717>CourtneyMy parents wouldn't care and would expect me to move in with her soon after
>>55771717>Melony Most likely they would be confused on how i Managed to hook up with a ""married"" women whos twice my age,but they would be more so happy that im not single anymore
>>55771717AI is growing too powerful.Jeez, it's been a while. Probably Nessa? How in the fuck did I pull that off? Dad would probably be impressed and relieved. Mom would pitch a fit.
>>55771717>Hex ManiacThank God my parents are divorced, otherwise my dad would try to make her join those "St Germain" cults. He believed in those.As for my mother, she would go crazy I'm dating a girl so deep into the occult when we are a normal christian family. We don't go to church, but she has a group where they read and discuss the bible.As for me, I'll cross my fingers she at least is +20, otherwise it will be a hard explanation about a 30s wizard dating a cute teenager withotu having the police around.
>>55771717>LillieWell uhh, most likely awkward enough to chuckle nervously for a long while, then I would flee home and take her with me far away and kiss and cuddle.
>ZinniaMy family is full of crazy bitches, she'd fit right in
>MistyDon't know how this would play out really.
>>55772497depends on which version of her
>>55772511Original Series.
>>55772489>>55772489>picrel
>>55771717Extremely awkward, but they would warm up to her and eventually adopt her.
>>55771717>LaceyUh oh
>>55771717I've never fapped to a pokegirl or any pokemon. This is why you will all remain incels. Seek therapy
>JasmineI'd like to think there'd be a good reaction. They'd probably assume I met her online since I don't get out much.
>>55773291Nice, what picture did you use?
>>55773492>be Shaun>faps to Cynthia>meets real Cynthia at NYC>stalks her>gets expelled>didn't get to introduce her to your parents as your new girlfriendShaun, you stupid pajeet, you fucked up like a real faggot
Unironically
Why are Poketards so autistic they feel the need to tell other (more than likely underaged) autists what character they like fapping to? Jesus fucking christ, not even /mlp/ is that autistic
>>55773442To fap to? Picrel. I'm a simple man.
>>55771717>ai slop
I'm fucked aren't I?
>>55773665on-model AI "slop" > off-model shit
>>55773688Are you kidding? Iris is a cute. Just remember the half + 7 rule, and you should be fine.
>>55773665luddite
>>55771717What the fuck is this mess
>>55773691What the fuck are those in the background? Those aren't even Pokemon. Also nice pinkie, just looks like a blobby stub.
>>55771717>my daughter's girlfriend is telling her soon-to-be grandparents she my gf tooWell this is akward... even more since my parents dies a few years ago
>>55773707So I'm good as long as Iris is 22.
>>55773634Hey I fapped to that pic too
>>55771717Very awkward, will probably have to move out the country immediately after that. But after that, will will live happily ever after with my daughterwife.
>FlanneryThe results would be the same for pretty much anyone though.The most awkward part would be my parents being in the same place or having a phone/video call for such an announcement to take place considering they split like 20 years ago and have barely spoken since. My mom would assume it's just boomer talk for "a friend that is a girl" and my dad wouldn't believe it and just assume she had a bit of a crush on me but nothing serious. It could be 10 years after our wedding and they'd both still assume it's just for taxes or something since I've never shown interest in let alone dated anyone.
>>55771717slop
>>55773691what part of that garbage is on-model?
>>55773691>looks prepubescent>on-model
>>55773541Where do we think we are?
>>55776053A Pokemon discussion board, not a circlejerking palace. Take that shit to >>>/trash/ or /b/ where it belongs
>>55771730>Marley>Aryan princessNot with that hair color
I dunno, how awkward would it be for a previously non-existent human female to introduce herself to my mother's grave?
>>55773442Did you gen this or was this from the Novelai threads? I don't remember Machine making this one... I'm saving it though
What if Elesa mentions I call her mommy?
>>55778745Yep, it's from his archive, here's a link.https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/55318515/#55318550Theres some more Jasmine pics, normal and nsfw.
>Usually fap to MCs who are all on the young side>By sheer luck had fapped to Cynthia yesterday for the first time in a whileP H E W
>>55771717I fapped to a futa Serena fucking a hex maniacdoes that mean I have 1.5 girlfriends
>>55771717>AcerolaWell.. the questions would be kinda obvious:1: why is she so short2: how did you bag ROYALTY?but except for that? I think it might be awkward, especially considering they don't know how old she is, (I believe 19. I'm 19 at the moment,) but she might just be seen as another goofy autistic person that I'm friends with, so I guess there's that.
